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Speaker 2: Uh bas.

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Speaker 1: To the dead podcast episode number three hundred and twenty one.

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Oh you know what that means? Number?

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Speaker 1: Wasn't mean three to two one?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Oh that's pretty fuck well, you know what, all samteens boys.

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This is of course technically the spooky episode of Deadlock

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because it's Halloween this week.

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Speaker 3: Yes, spooky, yes, today we are talking about WWF Saturday

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Night's main event November two, nineteen eighty.

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Speaker 2: Five, and they I believe filmed this on October thirty first,

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but they was aired a few days later, which makes

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it also the spooky episode of Saurday Night's made a minute.

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Speaker 4: Oh punch my mother.

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Speaker 2: It's the main event where there's a Halloween party and

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there's a contanksgiving and also kind of Thanksgiving, but also

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some big matches. Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant team

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up on this show and yeah, Interconal title match as

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well on this lot, happening on a Saturay Night's main event.

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Speaker 1: Well, before we get into that, we have some Deadlock updates.

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spooky one, right, Toney, Yeah, what do we say for that?

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Speaker 2: Yes? I mean that's close. No, we don't say that.

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That's not what we fucking say. There will be no

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Speaker 1: All. Right now it is time to get into WWF's

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Saturday Night's Main Event. November two, nineteen eighty five.

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Speaker 2: That is the year that's and I didn't realize, how

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the heels of the last Saturday Night's Main event that

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from that here. But before we get into this episode

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of Saturday Nights Main Event, we have just a little

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bit of observers before you here today from The Observer

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October nineteenth, nineteen eighty five. In New Japan News, Meltzer says,

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we start this week with one of the strangest matches

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in wrestling history, the Antonio Andoki versus Massa Sito match

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on the empty island of gonru Jima on October fourth.

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This is New Japan's take on the Funk lawl or

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Empty Arena match, and legend has it that the island

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is where samurai warriors would fight to the death. They

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had a ring set up and two tenths for the competitors,

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and the only other people present were reporters and the

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camera crew. It was supposed to start at sunrise and

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Tyto came out twice and Anoki was nowhere to be seen.

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At four pm, Saito came out one more time and

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Anoke jumped out of the jungle to ambush him and

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start the match. The official report is that Anok won

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after two hours, five minutes and fourteen seconds when one

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was put out with a sleeper. About thirty minutes of

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the match aired the next night, and apparently the actual

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length was something around forty five minutes total and mostly

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rest holds. This is fucking insane sounding. I've never heard

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of this that you said.

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Speaker 4: There was thirty minutes of footage they and.

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Speaker 2: So I was looking into it just to see because

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and then I was like, oh, this is a two

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and like I found it on Reddit eleven years ago,

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Speaker 1: That's all going, man.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know if we'll be ever watching this match,

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or maybe I'll sit down and watch it myself alone,

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unrecorded and not tell about anybody about it.

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Speaker 1: That's the best way to watch it.

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Speaker 2: Just anything tv ASA. He spent one hundred and thirty

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five thousand dollars for production costs on the jungle match

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between Aenoki and Zieto. How much included one hundred and

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thirty five thousand US dollars. Nice costs included flying all

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the reporters and equipment to the island by helicopter. That's

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one reason they're not feeling great about the rating, which

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I guess that didn't do well. See, that's what people

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want now, right. They're clamoring for the blood and the

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jungle restholds.

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Speaker 1: Dude. I mean, if you really think about it, that's

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maybe one of the most carny things ever. I don't

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know if anyone could do that nowadays, you think anyone

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could convince a TV network to spend one hundred and

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thirty five thousand dollars to go fil Fight in the Woods. No,

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that just happens on fucking Instagram reels.

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Speaker 2: From The Observer, October twenty sixth, nineteen eighty five. Eddie

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Gilbert will be meeting with Vince McMahon this coming week.

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They'll be representing himself, Terry Taylor, Missy Hyatt, and Sting.

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No secret that Sting is one of the wrestler's WWF

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most wants to have under them their employee Sting coming

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to WWF in nineteen eighty five would I don't know

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how that would have been for Stig. From The Observer,

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November second, nineteen eighty five. This one's gonna hurt you, James.

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WWF is suing Tom Zank for one hundred thousand dollars

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for breach of contract. The Zman, the Zman. He's getting sued.

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He left, he left the FED, he's gone, and they're

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suing him because of it. One hundred grand.

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Speaker 1: Huh yeah.

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Speaker 2: I mean WF could have taken one hundred grand and

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did a bad match in a jungle instead, but.

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Speaker 1: That would have been just a little short sadly.

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Speaker 2: Last couple things here from The Observer, November ninth, nineteen

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eighty five. With business down lately, WWF seems to be

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gearing up for some few changes. I know we love

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those changes. They're gonna do roughly eight angles for the

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top matches on any given live show and two live

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shows per night. They're also going to do more old

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school promotion angles at live shows to build the rematches

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at the next show. They've also apparently acknowledged the work

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rate issues and believe some of the blame of the

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attendance drops are due to that. They talked to the

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wrestlers about this at the last tappings on October twenty six.

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We'll see how things shake out the next few weeks.

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So you think you think Vince was talking to the

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boys about the work great or he sent Jesse Ventora

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Speaker 1: No, I think Vince McMahon walked down cousin Mudpie and

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asked him what the fuck are you doing? What are

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you doing? House is down?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: What do you think you got that?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 7: You got a guy like that and you're like, what

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your work rate sucks?

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Speaker 2: Like? What are you doing?

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Speaker 1: Book?

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Speaker 4: Before?

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Speaker 2: What do I do? Oh you gotta learna fucking hof dude.

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Speaker 7: I like how Also, they're like, yeah, it's like we're

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just losing money. Let's just run two shows a night,

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Speaker 2: Live shows a night with eight angles.

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Speaker 1: Oh fuck, that's how to make more money.

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Speaker 2: Last thing here, most importantly in WWF news, a fan

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rushed One Man Gang in Rochester, New York, October twenty seventh.

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His name is Joseph Daquisto, and he tried to take

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gang down with a double leg. They wound up rolling

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around on the match for a moment before fifteen security

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guards dragged him away and he was fined fifty dollars

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for disturbing the piece. It's the guy who eventually becomes Roadblock,

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so he attacked the One Man Gang. Here. The guy

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apparently wanted to be a pro wrestler, but WWF turned

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him down, and then he debuts two years later as

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the Roadblock.

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Speaker 1: I mean, what, that's the craziest story ever. What the fuck?

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That's a six seven roadblood So really, Red Blog is

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one of the biggest stars of our generation. He started

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by attacking the One Man Gang.

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Speaker 2: Trying to pick the One Man Gang's as as a fan.

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Speaker 1: He turned the s into a work he did.

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Speaker 2: And he and he got signed to like the ninth

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and it was one of the.

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Speaker 1: More legendary characters hit Night.

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Speaker 4: He's one of the biggest legend stars is business.

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Speaker 1: Him and z Man were probably doing clinics on Saturday

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Night and said, we need that work right back here.

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Who is that guy? He's the guy that attacked the

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One Man Gang fuck.

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Speaker 2: And you're like, hey, word to the wise. You do

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this and you're getting your ass kicked and that's it. Well,

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that's it for observing. Now let's talk about Saturday Night's

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Man event for November second, nineteen eighty five.

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Speaker 1: All right, so we start this s n M e

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am with the cold open. Here, Jean and Bobby Heenan

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are here dressed up for Halloween.

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Speaker 2: Yes, oh my god. And it's so spooky, isn't it.

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Speaker 1: James, I thought it was Thanksgiving.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you thought it was Easter. You're fucking something's fucked

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up in your brain.

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Speaker 1: I mean, Gene is dressed up as the Pumpkin Rapper

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from Power Rangers.

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Speaker 2: Which would have been way cooler. So yeah, we're backstage

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here and Bobby Heenon is dressed I believe it The

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joke is that he looks like a weasel, but he's

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actually a raccoon.

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Speaker 1: I thought he was Davy Crockett.

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Speaker 2: That's also what they kept saying. I didn't understand that

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at all.

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Speaker 1: He's the brain.

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Speaker 2: Bobby Heenon is bobbing for Pumpkins and me and Jane says, Bobby,

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Bobby Heenon, what in the world are you doing? Bobby says,

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what am I doing? I'm I'm practicing for the punkin

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Dunk contest and Jean says, what what? What are you wearing?

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Is that Davy crockettor is in an early weasel skin?

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And Bobby says, weasel skin? This happens to be Raccoon,

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the finest raccoon. With or without this hat, I'm still

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the best. And Gene says, well, you're gonna have to

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be at your best. You know, your men, King Kong,

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Me and Big John Stutt are gonna have to be

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at their best when they meet Hault Cogan and Andre

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the Giant in that All Time dream tag team. Bout

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and Gena is pitching this tag match and Bobby Heenan

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is still bobbing for Pumpkins. Never heard of such a thing.

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Speaker 1: In a container full of shit. What is this.

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 1: I've never seen this. I've never heard of pumpkin dunkin.

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Speaker 2: No bobbin for apples, right, that's what I yeah, that's right,

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which is usually in a you know, a tank of

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just water. This is Bobby bobbin for pumpkins and ship.

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Speaker 1: It would have been funny if it was just for

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heenan and then later on it's just a normal water pumpkins.

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Speaker 2: Bobby said, it has two pumpkins in his hands here,

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and he says, let me explain to you something even

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you and your small little mind's gonna understand. Here's Hal Cogan,

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he's got one pumpkin. Here's Andre the Giant. They got another,

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and he smashes the pumpkins together. And Billy Corgan had

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an idea that day. So Hulk Cogan is backstage now

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and Hogan says, yeah, you can just forget about that weasel.

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Bobby even says, everyone knows that Andre the Giant and

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how Bundy and Stud broke the rules and why they

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did it. Well, tonight's gonna be a fair fight, dude.

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I want to make sure of that. And I can't

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just wait to see Andre the giant mop up the

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ring with those two, and Andre walks in and he

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pats Hogan on the chest and he said, Rob Garthorpe,

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I don't know what the fuck he said here. The

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caption says, let's get some drinks. I swear that's not

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what he says.

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Speaker 4: No, I don't think so I don't know what he

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says though.

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Speaker 1: See I thought he said, let's go do it, like,

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let's go do it. Nothing of this. Let's go do it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah right, that's what I thought too. But the caption said, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, this is a crazy fucking match. I couldn't believe

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this wasn't the main event. Big John Studdy and King

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Kong Bundy versus Andre the Giant Hulk Hogan is nuts.

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Speaker 2: I mean this is These are some big stars they

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have on this show.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely yeah, I mean this was viewed by a ton

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of people.

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Speaker 2: That's true.

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Speaker 1: TV was just different in the day nineteen eighty five.

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There's four fucking channels. You're watching the local movies, so

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you're watching Big John Stunn.

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Speaker 2: Then Roddy Piper's backstage with Jesse the goddamn body ventory

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he's back and Rodny five he's not even dressed up

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that's what they say all night. Hey, what the fuck

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are you wearing? This is just what I wear, McMahon.

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Speaker 1: I wore last time we were on in BC.

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Speaker 2: McMahon, Well, Piper is dressed as super Roddy, which is

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of course a shout out to Beatle Juice, and Jesse says, well,

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super Roddy, you got Uncle Almer in the Hillbillies really steamed,

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and I mean steamed by the way you interrupted their wedding.

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What are you gonna do with those guys? These idiots

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there's gonna be on your pit tonight and Piper's O

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what a better place to make fools on them in

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front of national television. So me and Jean's now backstage

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with Terry Funk and Jimmy Hart, and Jean says that,

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you know, Roddy, Piper's just too much well with me,

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the two newcomers of Saturay Night's main event. If I

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could interrupt your tobacco chewing, Terry Funk, I like to

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talk to you, and of course you're manager Mouth of

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the South, Jimmy Hart, then it's gonna be a showcase

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match for you with a junkyard Dog. It could lead

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to a title shot. And against all Coogan and Terry

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funkn Funk says Main Jane. It's just a matter of

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time for that heavyweight belt is around my waist, but

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that can wait tonight. I'm here to house train the

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Junkyard Dog and me and Jean says Jimmy or critics

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say there's no place in wrestling for this man's branding

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iron and Jimmy says that, man, I don't Dar's on,

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but Terry will I think he's gonna somebody wants to say.

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And Terry Funk then spits just a whole wat of

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tobacco into the camera, which is just fucking completely disgusting.

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It looks like the same stuff that Bobby Heenan was

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bobbing in earlier.

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Speaker 1: Oh it does.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Yeah, you're right, brigit save substance.

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Speaker 1: I like Terry Funk's run here on Saturday Nights made

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of Meat too.

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Speaker 2: He's like a wild We've watched a few.

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Speaker 1: Of them by this point, and uh yeah, but I'm

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always really happy to see him. So Vince McMahon introduces

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us to Hershey pa, mmm, the Candy Capital, and we

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see a bunch of people in the crowd who dressed

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up for the evening.

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Speaker 2: I mean the first one they show legit scared the

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absolute shit out of me. And it wasn't even meant

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to be scary. I don't think Vince is talking about

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the tag team match later with Hogan and Andre And then

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they cut to a dude in the crowd who has

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the biggest hulk Hogan. It's not a mask, right, I mean,

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I guess it is a mask. He has a gigantic

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hul cogin head on. He's dressed as Hogan, and it

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just I mean, it's the scariest fucking thing I've ever

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looked at.

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Speaker 4: It scary.

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Speaker 1: Where did he get that?

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Speaker 2: Do you think he made it?

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Speaker 1: Nineteen eighty five? He's got the big Hogan mask.

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Speaker 2: Someone should maybe like contact the police. How good he

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was able to fucking do that? Like this guy should

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be on a list. Shit's crazy. Then, of course we

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also are gonna get Tito Santana defending the Interconal title

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against the macho man Randy Savage, and we see some

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more people in the crowd, a couple of dudes dressed

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as big fucking gorillas. Just scary looking dude.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so I watched this, Uh the beginning part here

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on a VHS rip like quality. That's really bad. And

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it didn't look like two dudes dressed as gorillas. They

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looked like like fucking the Tango Warriors from Power Rangers

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like that. I was like, what the fuck is this?

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Speaker 2: The ten Warriors were scariest ship though. That is what

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burns cell like, Dude, that's pretty good. We'll also have

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a kung Fo challenge mister Fuji, I wrote, mister Fungi,

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Mister Fuji square off against Ricky Steamboats and Vince says,

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and then a trigger Treat adventure courtesy of Roddy Piper.

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This is due in the crowd as Roddy Piper. And

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then we see the cone Heads. Dude, what I mean

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that's pretty good. We also see a scary goddamn monkey

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alien with flashing eyes who just really likes the w

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w F because he has a w w F had

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on them. I mean, even when you're evil, you get

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the entertained by the w w F. So we're gonna

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go backstage now, means Gena saying with Terry Funk, and

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we're gonna go Vinn says, let's go back by way

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of videotape, which is a dang it, see what happened

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with Terry Funk with an innocent ring attendant. So we

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go to the mid Hudson Civic Center and Funk is

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handing off his you know, his his entrance attire, his

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entrance gear to a ringside attendant and he hands it

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to him and he looks back at him, and for

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some reason, he is enraged. So he grabs him by

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the shirt and starts literally beating the absolute shit out

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of him. He drags him into the ring, stomps him out.

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He's so mad at this guy that he throws the

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guy that he was scheduled to face out of the

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ring and he goes back to kick in this other

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guy's ass and it did. It did. Then we go back.

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Me and Jean is with Terry Funk and Jimmy, and

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Jean says, gentlemen, I need an answer. How can you

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justify such dastardly behavior Jimmy Harton. Jimmy says, well, you

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know exactly what that was, baby, That was television tricks.

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That was special effects. Try to make me and Terry

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looked bad. They got super Ground anymore. That sucks, man.

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The WWF is evil. Terry says, television tricks or not.

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That's nothing good. Better, well, we're gonna do that piece

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of dog meat that Junkyard Dog. Come on, Jimmy got

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some Brandon do do? And Jean says, all right, well,

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thank you. Speaking of Brandon, let's take a look a

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last time Terry Funk met the Junkyard Dog and they

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show a from Madison Square Garden in the summer of

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nineteen eighty five. I guess Jyd had beat Funk in

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this match, and then after the match, Funk beat him

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to shit with a branding iron. Just didn't brand lot,

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he just he just assaulted him with the physical branding iron,

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which is pretty good. Mean, Jean's here with the Junkyard Dog,

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and Jean says, Jyd, what happened to MSG? What what

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effect will that match have on your about tonight?

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Speaker 1: Then?

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Speaker 2: Do you want revenge or do you want to win

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this one? In super simple? Jyd says, you know what, Gene,

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they say, every dog has his day. That day was

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Terry Funk's day, and tonight's mine.

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Speaker 1: I always like junk Yard Dog's responses to stuff.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I and this is something I was I wanted

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to actually talk about again. Another blind spot for me

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is a junkyard dog. But you were telling me, James

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that he was super fucking over.

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Speaker 1: Before this main guy in Mid South. Yeah, yeah, which

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I spent I spent a little bit of time watching

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Mid South TV. Him and Ted Dibiassi and Michael Hayes

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were doing a lot of work down there.

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Speaker 2: And is he just the same like Sam Cadence. I mean,

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was he doing promos there too? I'm assuming he was.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So the biggest angle I think he was a

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part of was the one with Michael Hayes where the

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free Birds came in and they blinded him.

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Speaker 2: Oh okay, I've seen the clip of that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, and then I think in the angle too,

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which is crazy, he has like a real life kid

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and then says that he didn't get see the birth

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of his kid because of Michael Hayes. He gets off

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a yeah, ton of tickets off that one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, Jyd, I actually love his promo style. Yeah, yeah,

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me too, Trumbo style. He just talks right.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he always says the right thing to say though.

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Speaker 2: So we go to the ring, it's Terry Funk with

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Jimmy Hart taking on that junk yard.

468
00:24:20,240 --> 00:24:23,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, so Terry Funk starts off here talking shit to

469
00:24:23,559 --> 00:24:26,559
the crowd, and Jy d pulls them in over the ropes.

470
00:24:26,599 --> 00:24:27,759
Great reaction here.

471
00:24:28,039 --> 00:24:31,319
Speaker 2: Dude, I mean huge pop and Jesse Ventura is immediately

472
00:24:31,759 --> 00:24:34,119
just dogging him, no pun intended. Oh look, he starts

473
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,000
with a complete cheap shot. McMahon. I can't believe the

474
00:24:36,039 --> 00:24:38,200
referee let him do that. Now he's going after pour

475
00:24:38,240 --> 00:24:39,279
one hundred and twenty pounds.

476
00:24:39,319 --> 00:24:42,279
Speaker 1: Jimmy Hart, Well, I think he's more than one hundred

477
00:24:42,279 --> 00:24:43,119
and twenty pounds.

478
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:47,359
Speaker 2: Hey, fuck you McMahon, would you weigh him? Why don't

479
00:24:47,400 --> 00:24:49,920
you weigh the crack cocaine you got in the back? McMahon,

480
00:24:50,079 --> 00:24:50,759
Why don't.

481
00:24:50,519 --> 00:24:51,279
Speaker 1: You weigh yours?

482
00:24:54,640 --> 00:24:55,279
Speaker 2: That's enough.

483
00:24:57,839 --> 00:25:00,359
Speaker 1: So Terry Funk goes to grab him over the ropes

484
00:25:00,519 --> 00:25:02,759
and ends up getting crist on the top rope and

485
00:25:02,880 --> 00:25:06,039
Jyd does the smack down, verses all rope bounce animation

486
00:25:06,119 --> 00:25:07,519
to him until he runs out of stamina.

487
00:25:08,119 --> 00:25:10,559
Speaker 2: Why the fuck was there Funk trying to get out

488
00:25:10,599 --> 00:25:11,000
of the ring.

489
00:25:12,319 --> 00:25:15,160
Speaker 1: I don't know. Shit was awesome though, So Terry Funk

490
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,720
goes over to Jimmy Hart and he gets his wits

491
00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:19,200
about him and he gets back in the ring and

492
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:21,319
we start this thing the right.

493
00:25:21,119 --> 00:25:24,119
Speaker 2: Way, dude, Jyd, I swear. There's a shot of them

494
00:25:24,160 --> 00:25:26,519
circling and Jyd looks at him and says, come on, motherfucker.

495
00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:31,319
Speaker 1: Terry Funk hits a body slam here but misses an

496
00:25:31,319 --> 00:25:34,519
elbow drop. This allows Junkyard Dog to hit a body

497
00:25:34,519 --> 00:25:37,079
slam and then he goes to body slam Terry Funk

498
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:40,319
out of the ring and Funk rolls around with Jimmy

499
00:25:40,319 --> 00:25:42,720
Hart and he goes to mount him with punches until

500
00:25:42,720 --> 00:25:44,759
he realizes, oh shit, this is Jimmy Hart.

501
00:25:45,839 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 2: I swore Jyd was gonna milk Scoop slamming him to

502
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:52,039
the floor and then like Funk would break the eyes

503
00:25:52,119 --> 00:25:55,079
or something. No, Jyd takes some of the ropes and

504
00:25:55,279 --> 00:25:57,000
Scoop slams him to the floor.

505
00:25:57,079 --> 00:26:00,200
Speaker 1: What the fuck just dumps him. Yeah it was awesome, dude.

506
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:02,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, him rolling around with fucking Jimmy Hart was very funny.

507
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:07,599
I mean, Funk is unbelievable. I mean it's yeah really again,

508
00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:09,200
I mean, you know, I'm sure people are tired of

509
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:10,759
hearing me saying it at this point because we've watched

510
00:26:10,799 --> 00:26:12,799
you know, a decent amouthies now, but it's just so

511
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,359
fucking weird to like watch stuff at the pace that

512
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,640
this goes now and how much stuff worked that I know,

513
00:26:20,119 --> 00:26:23,200
like pops me now, like it just doesn't happen now.

514
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:26,559
Speaker 1: So Junkyard Dog throws Funk into the corner and body

515
00:26:26,599 --> 00:26:29,319
slams him again and does the all fours head butts.

516
00:26:29,599 --> 00:26:34,759
Speaker 2: Oh shit, he took that from eugen and then he

517
00:26:34,839 --> 00:26:37,799
pisses on them. That was in the game.

518
00:26:38,519 --> 00:26:43,599
Speaker 1: That was yeah, the leg Yeah.

519
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:46,000
Speaker 2: It didn't need to include that part, like that wasn't

520
00:26:46,079 --> 00:26:48,000
vital to the move, but I liked that there.

521
00:26:48,000 --> 00:26:52,279
Speaker 1: Was Eugene's version that was his theatrics, So yeah, fair enough.

522
00:26:52,519 --> 00:26:56,200
So we get massive Junkyard Dog chance here. Jimmy Hart

523
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:59,759
tries to get involved. The Junkyard Dog chases after him.

524
00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:03,880
Funk then follows behind him, but Jyd notices, turns around

525
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,799
and back body drops Funk on the floor.

526
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:10,799
Speaker 2: On the floor like Funk is going pill it a

527
00:27:10,799 --> 00:27:11,759
post for this dude.

528
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:15,799
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that the story is like any time

529
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,960
that Junkyard Dog has a chance to be up here,

530
00:27:19,319 --> 00:27:22,200
he is one up. Like Terry. Funk has to keep

531
00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:25,759
trying to find ways to like catch this guy off guard,

532
00:27:25,759 --> 00:27:27,240
but he just can't like this guy.

533
00:27:27,200 --> 00:27:29,319
Speaker 2: Just always a shitty way. It's not like he's trying

534
00:27:29,359 --> 00:27:31,200
to out wrestle him or anything. He's always trying to

535
00:27:31,200 --> 00:27:34,279
get like a fucking behind the back attack.

536
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,240
Speaker 1: Funk actually catches Junkyard Dog with a closed fist punch

537
00:27:38,279 --> 00:27:40,519
here and then unloads a punch combo for a two.

538
00:27:41,920 --> 00:27:45,240
Funk hits the whip sleeper hole piper style. Yes, and

539
00:27:45,680 --> 00:27:48,880
the crowd is just willing Junkyard Dog to stay awake

540
00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,279
with chance. Here he goes and grabs the rope, breaks

541
00:27:51,279 --> 00:27:55,359
the hold, and Funk just swings for the fences here.

542
00:27:55,839 --> 00:27:58,200
This allows Junkyard Dog to get his own sleeper hold on.

543
00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:00,599
Speaker 2: And I mean again big pop for this roddy Piper

544
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:07,039
is breaking pencils in the back steal my shed's that's

545
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:12,640
he's actually on the show too much that I.

546
00:28:11,279 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 1: Jimmy Hart gets on the apron and Junkyard Dog grabs

547
00:28:14,039 --> 00:28:17,160
him and throws him in. Junkyard Dog then drags him

548
00:28:17,160 --> 00:28:21,359
by his feet, but Terry Funk grabs Jimmy Hart's megaphone

549
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,720
and his Junkyard Dog in the back with it. The

550
00:28:24,759 --> 00:28:26,359
Junkyard Dog and pick up the.

551
00:28:26,359 --> 00:28:30,559
Speaker 2: Win son of a bitch dude when Jyd brings Jimmy

552
00:28:30,599 --> 00:28:33,720
Hart in the hard way. Jimmy Hart lands, I mean,

553
00:28:33,759 --> 00:28:36,680
he lands right on his head, like there's no he

554
00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,799
doesn't try to flip or he doesn't have the opportunity to.

555
00:28:38,880 --> 00:28:41,079
Jyd pulls him in onto his forehead and it was

556
00:28:41,119 --> 00:28:45,000
gnarly big reaction too, is dope, fantastic reaction. Funk nail

557
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,920
and Jyd with the megaphone. What a fucking piece of shit.

558
00:28:48,079 --> 00:28:50,680
I mean, I want it. I needed Jyd to win,

559
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:53,200
but he didn't get it done because of these bastards.

560
00:28:53,240 --> 00:28:55,480
And Jimmy Hart gets in the ring and he's got

561
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:58,759
the branding iron. Oh shit, And that's when I realized

562
00:28:59,039 --> 00:28:59,720
what was about that?

563
00:29:01,920 --> 00:29:05,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, we saw the parts from this on another episode

564
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:05,880
we watch.

565
00:29:05,799 --> 00:29:09,400
Speaker 2: Yes, uh so funk fucking he's here with the megaphon

566
00:29:09,519 --> 00:29:11,680
or sorry, with the branding iron. He goes to brand

567
00:29:11,680 --> 00:29:15,039
them and Jyd catches it and JD's fighting back and

568
00:29:15,079 --> 00:29:16,680
he hits him with the iron and Funk goes to

569
00:29:16,720 --> 00:29:20,000
the floor and Jyd wy like gets grabs Jimmy Hart.

570
00:29:20,160 --> 00:29:23,200
Funk tries to grab Jimmy's arms to drag him out

571
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:26,400
of the ring. Well, Jyd has his legs. They tug

572
00:29:26,440 --> 00:29:30,960
a war until Jyd pulls Jimmy Hart's pants off. Red

573
00:29:31,079 --> 00:29:39,240
Bities got him, Jyd headbuds Funk off the apron, and

574
00:29:39,279 --> 00:29:42,160
now the junkyard dog has the iron and he kicks

575
00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:46,319
Jimmy Hart down and he brands his ass. He fucking

576
00:29:46,359 --> 00:29:47,279
brands them.

577
00:29:48,039 --> 00:29:50,319
Speaker 1: On the infinitely hot branding iron.

578
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:55,119
Speaker 2: That is. I mean, it's always jeat do and it

579
00:29:55,160 --> 00:29:59,119
always I love this, by the way, I mean, Terry

580
00:29:59,119 --> 00:30:02,559
Funk is never not trying to seem like a maniac.

581
00:30:02,839 --> 00:30:04,640
The way he helps Jimmy Hard out of the ring

582
00:30:05,039 --> 00:30:07,519
is he grabs him by the hair and drags him

583
00:30:07,559 --> 00:30:08,240
to the floor.

584
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:12,559
Speaker 1: From like the second he makes his entrance is always

585
00:30:12,599 --> 00:30:15,279
one on the cell's the entire time.

586
00:30:15,319 --> 00:30:16,319
Speaker 2: He's a psychopath.

587
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,640
Speaker 1: Man. Yeah, he's nuts, Jimmy Hard out there with his

588
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:20,359
little panties.

589
00:30:20,880 --> 00:30:23,480
Speaker 2: Yeah. So Jimmy Hard stands up and there's white stains

590
00:30:23,480 --> 00:30:24,880
all over his underwear.

591
00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:29,119
Speaker 1: You never took coke up your ass, that's where he's

592
00:30:29,640 --> 00:30:34,799
you know, McMahon, there's your coke. McMahon, No, I think

593
00:30:34,839 --> 00:30:38,759
that's yours. Okay, fair enough.

594
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:46,799
Speaker 2: So Vince says, well, it's time for the first round

595
00:30:46,799 --> 00:30:49,720
of our Halloween party. Competition will be three rounds. The

596
00:30:49,759 --> 00:30:54,519
pumpkin Duncan chocolate syrup, the chocolate pie eating contest, and

597
00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:56,039
the pumpkin fess.

598
00:30:56,119 --> 00:30:58,119
Speaker 1: Is that what it was? It was chocolate syrup.

599
00:30:58,200 --> 00:30:59,359
Speaker 2: It was chocolate syrup.

600
00:30:59,400 --> 00:30:59,839
Speaker 1: How legit?

601
00:31:00,319 --> 00:31:02,599
Speaker 4: No, yeah, it's chucolates, sup.

602
00:31:02,799 --> 00:31:05,119
Speaker 1: I legit. For some reason thought it was some sort

603
00:31:05,119 --> 00:31:07,599
of like yeah, I don't know shit.

604
00:31:08,160 --> 00:31:11,519
Speaker 2: Yeah you think. I mean, it is funny that you

605
00:31:11,599 --> 00:31:13,720
say it, But like you would think they would make

606
00:31:13,759 --> 00:31:17,039
it something that makes it harder, right, not like something delicious.

607
00:31:17,359 --> 00:31:18,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'd be in there telling he.

608
00:31:20,759 --> 00:31:23,200
Speaker 2: Fuck the pumpkins. I'm just getting mouthfuls at Chocolate's hero.

609
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:30,519
Speaker 1: So now it's time for the gigantic pie eating contest.

610
00:31:30,799 --> 00:31:32,920
Speaker 2: Pie Dude, I.

611
00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:36,440
Speaker 1: Wrote that exact Dowb. I wrote your first bullet point

612
00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:42,799
the rock Voice PI. We come to our room here

613
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:45,640
A lot of wrestlers are dressed up in their Halloween costumes.

614
00:31:46,079 --> 00:31:48,079
Speaker 2: Yes, we're in the party room they call it, by

615
00:31:48,079 --> 00:31:50,519
the way, that's officially the name of what we're in here,

616
00:31:50,559 --> 00:31:53,119
and mean jeans here, and he's dressed as a pumpkin,

617
00:31:53,359 --> 00:31:55,279
and he says, here we are celeburt Halloween. I'll be

618
00:31:55,359 --> 00:31:57,599
it a few days late, getting ready for a gigantic

619
00:31:58,000 --> 00:32:02,279
pie eating contest. Hogan is here, and all the boys here.

620
00:32:02,319 --> 00:32:03,880
Gene actually runs down the list. He says, I like

621
00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,839
to make some introductions to my left Joe Man, Elizabeth

622
00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:11,400
or Tarzan and Jane, Nikolai Volkoff is Robin, Bobby the

623
00:32:11,400 --> 00:32:17,559
Weasel Heenan Sorry, I mean Davey King Kong. Bundy is

624
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:22,279
shoot able with a big hat, the big fucking hat

625
00:32:22,359 --> 00:32:25,400
and the beard. Iron Chic, I recognize you as Batman

626
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:27,160
of all people. I don't know why he said it

627
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:30,599
like that. I thought you'd be a piece of shit,

628
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:35,880
Iron Chic, not wearing your Satan outfit this evening as Zoro.

629
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:40,359
Here is intercl Champion Tito Santana, Hercules hal Cogan, and

630
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:44,079
Captain Lou is perhaps one of your Roman forebearers. Captain

631
00:32:44,119 --> 00:32:46,519
Lou said, yeah, yeah, Julius Caesar from my grand antsis.

632
00:32:46,519 --> 00:32:56,880
There's all right, right, I mean Captain Lou. I we've

633
00:32:56,920 --> 00:32:59,480
watched a decent amount of Captain Lou. Thus far no

634
00:32:59,519 --> 00:33:02,039
idea what this guy's supposed to be. Not a fucking clue.

635
00:33:02,119 --> 00:33:04,279
Speaker 1: He's the captain Captain of what.

636
00:33:04,559 --> 00:33:05,960
Speaker 4: I don't know.

637
00:33:10,279 --> 00:33:14,359
Speaker 2: That settles it. Jean says, all right, now, gentlemen's down

638
00:33:14,400 --> 00:33:16,480
to King Kong Bunny and Captain Lou Albano. Are we

639
00:33:16,519 --> 00:33:19,359
to believe that there's already been pie eating taking place

640
00:33:19,359 --> 00:33:21,039
and this is the finals of it? Or is it

641
00:33:21,119 --> 00:33:22,839
just these two? Are the dudes?

642
00:33:23,279 --> 00:33:24,839
Speaker 1: Just two badass motherfuckers?

643
00:33:24,880 --> 00:33:27,799
Speaker 2: You know they found the two hungriest men possible.

644
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:29,920
Speaker 1: Abraham Lincoln and Julius Caesar.

645
00:33:31,559 --> 00:33:34,079
Speaker 2: Well, me and Jean has to stop watching. Whoever eats

646
00:33:34,279 --> 00:33:38,079
the most pies within ninety seconds will win the pieing contest.

647
00:33:38,119 --> 00:33:40,319
And Bundy's taking it serious so much so that he

648
00:33:40,359 --> 00:33:40,720
takes the.

649
00:33:40,680 --> 00:33:42,920
Speaker 1: Hat off, brought the pies in here.

650
00:33:45,359 --> 00:33:49,079
Speaker 2: It can only be one man. So Bundy takes the

651
00:33:49,119 --> 00:33:52,359
hat off, and I mean it's top hat off. It's

652
00:33:52,400 --> 00:33:57,559
because it's serious. You can't like consume peace all the time.

653
00:33:57,680 --> 00:34:00,480
I know, I know, it's wow. Well, you know he

654
00:34:00,839 --> 00:34:03,119
had a store more roommate to get more hair removed

655
00:34:03,119 --> 00:34:04,279
so he can sort more pies.

656
00:34:05,119 --> 00:34:09,320
Speaker 1: I love King Kong Bundy. This guy is nuts.

657
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 2: It can only be a wrestler.

658
00:34:10,679 --> 00:34:12,519
Speaker 1: Like we get to see a performance later from him

659
00:34:12,519 --> 00:34:15,320
tonight that I gotta say, Man, oh my god, super

660
00:34:15,360 --> 00:34:16,840
impressed King Kong Bundy.

661
00:34:17,400 --> 00:34:19,639
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know that was I don't know he

662
00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:22,079
had that side of them in him, is what I

663
00:34:22,119 --> 00:34:26,079
was looking at there. So they the contest begins, and

664
00:34:26,119 --> 00:34:27,559
I mean, they're going to town on these pies.

665
00:34:27,559 --> 00:34:29,559
Speaker 1: And I don't know how the pies.

666
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:32,039
Speaker 2: I don't know how much is even getting into their mouths,

667
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:35,920
but they are grabbing handfuls of pie and rubbing it

668
00:34:35,960 --> 00:34:39,480
all over the vicinity of their mouth, just scooping.

669
00:34:39,039 --> 00:34:41,199
Speaker 7: It in with a big shovel on their fists.

670
00:34:41,480 --> 00:34:44,559
Speaker 2: This is so gross. They are just shoveling this ship

671
00:34:44,639 --> 00:34:47,960
in their mouths all over the place. Jeans count down.

672
00:34:48,760 --> 00:34:51,199
We get down to the countdown for ten. We get

673
00:34:51,239 --> 00:34:54,320
back and forth shots of just their gross, gross mouths.

674
00:34:55,039 --> 00:34:59,400
The winner, Captain Lou Albano. He out ate King Kong

675
00:34:59,440 --> 00:35:03,599
Bunny in Lou a real eater, James.

676
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 1: One of the best. How am I in it? I

677
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,119
think they're talking about in it, big man.

678
00:35:15,159 --> 00:35:19,159
Speaker 2: So Bundy is pissed. Bundy's pissed, and he stands up

679
00:35:19,519 --> 00:35:24,639
and he's fucking fuming. Albato's the winner. Nobody beats me

680
00:35:24,679 --> 00:35:27,039
in nothing, And he grabs a pie and smashes it

681
00:35:27,119 --> 00:35:29,679
in Loo's face, which really doesn't do much because he

682
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:31,159
has pie all over his face.

683
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:32,679
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're the.

684
00:35:32,760 --> 00:35:34,840
Speaker 1: Probably looked crazy on a CRT TV.

685
00:35:35,559 --> 00:35:38,320
Speaker 2: Holy shit, I mean you started watching it originally close

686
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,320
to that qualities.

687
00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:42,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I had that ship extended up. I mean

688
00:35:42,679 --> 00:35:45,840
you're watching this on a nine inch kitchen TV. Like,

689
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:47,400
what the fuck am I looking?

690
00:35:48,840 --> 00:35:51,039
Speaker 2: Yeah? Tuning in halfway through to see this. You turn

691
00:35:51,079 --> 00:35:53,320
on w F halfway after the news and you see this.

692
00:35:55,079 --> 00:35:57,000
Speaker 7: No, me and my kids in eighty five are laughing

693
00:35:57,000 --> 00:35:58,679
our asses. Oh this is pie and he just hit

694
00:35:58,719 --> 00:36:01,679
him with another pie? This is is that Abraham Lincoln?

695
00:36:06,599 --> 00:36:07,239
Speaker 2: He's bald.

696
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,400
Speaker 1: Wait, that's the captain.

697
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 2: Of what the president of the w w F A

698
00:36:14,159 --> 00:36:17,960
right understandable. So Jean says, captain, what are you thinking?

699
00:36:18,159 --> 00:36:20,000
Little Bono says getting out of that piece of pie?

700
00:36:20,079 --> 00:36:22,280
Jean and then the heels and faces are now arguing

701
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:23,480
because that's what the split is. By the way, I

702
00:36:23,480 --> 00:36:25,679
didn't mention the split is. You know, babies and heels

703
00:36:25,679 --> 00:36:27,360
here for the Halloween competition.

704
00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,320
Speaker 1: Well, now it's time for Piper's pit. We have Uncle

705
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:38,920
elmer cousin or whatever you want. Yeah, and he'll Billy Jim. Okay,

706
00:36:39,559 --> 00:36:41,480
is this dude's name not cousin Luke.

707
00:36:41,719 --> 00:36:42,480
Speaker 2: It's Junior.

708
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:46,039
Speaker 1: Well, the episode we watched before was after this episode,

709
00:36:46,519 --> 00:36:49,880
so maybe they changed it to Luke by that point. Okay,

710
00:36:50,199 --> 00:36:56,400
I thought his name was cousin Mudpie. I'm still convinced because.

711
00:36:56,239 --> 00:36:59,079
Speaker 2: I looked it up. I think Cousin Junior and cousin

712
00:36:59,159 --> 00:37:05,079
Luke are too different people. Cousin, I think so. And

713
00:37:05,119 --> 00:37:06,320
they brought in cousin Luke.

714
00:37:07,119 --> 00:37:08,159
Speaker 1: Cousin Luke Junior.

715
00:37:09,519 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 2: No, dude, Like, there's a fucking conspiracy here that nobody

716
00:37:12,400 --> 00:37:15,480
seems to be questioning for some reason. They have Vince

717
00:37:15,519 --> 00:37:18,000
and Jesse talked for a second, and Hillblly's are in

718
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:19,760
the ring. Yet they're all sitting down with their feet out,

719
00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,960
playing with their toes, and Vince says, you know, they're

720
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:24,400
here to confront Piper after his behavior where he interrupted

721
00:37:24,440 --> 00:37:26,639
the wedding at the last stron night's main event, and uh,

722
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,199
you know, as well as what Jesse said, and let's

723
00:37:28,199 --> 00:37:29,800
take a look. And then they show it and the

724
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:32,239
line that they were mad about is Jesse on commentary

725
00:37:32,280 --> 00:37:34,639
when Uncle Elmer was kissing his wife, he said, it

726
00:37:34,679 --> 00:37:36,880
looks like two carp in the Mississippi river going after

727
00:37:36,920 --> 00:37:37,840
the same piece of corn.

728
00:37:39,719 --> 00:37:41,039
Speaker 1: I remember that line.

729
00:37:41,239 --> 00:37:43,039
Speaker 2: It was over the top, That's what did it. You

730
00:37:43,079 --> 00:37:45,599
can't fucking say that about the Hillbillies and their wife.

731
00:37:45,679 --> 00:37:47,519
So piper'spit, which.

732
00:37:48,079 --> 00:37:52,119
Speaker 1: By the way, yes, I'd be talking about my fucking wife.

733
00:37:52,599 --> 00:37:55,280
Hey fuck you, hey, fuck you.

734
00:37:55,360 --> 00:37:57,920
Speaker 2: So Piper's here, Bob Barton's here, and the Hillbillies are here,

735
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:01,519
and Piper says, wow, well, howdy their neighbor. How you

736
00:38:01,679 --> 00:38:05,599
doing there, Uncle Elmer? How's a how are you missus? Elmer?

737
00:38:05,599 --> 00:38:07,519
And he looks at cousin junior and they're not happy

738
00:38:07,559 --> 00:38:11,159
about that. It's all I was sorry. Everything's folloween with you, folks.

739
00:38:11,159 --> 00:38:14,000
I'm having a good time sitting there, and you just

740
00:38:14,039 --> 00:38:16,599
got to marry tell me something that everyone in America

741
00:38:16,599 --> 00:38:18,840
has been dying to know. What went on at the

742
00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:22,000
wedding night? And Uncle Elmer and the best way he

743
00:38:22,039 --> 00:38:23,559
can say it, I'm not I can't do an Uncle

744
00:38:23,599 --> 00:38:26,440
Elmer sadly, but he says, none of your business. And

745
00:38:26,519 --> 00:38:30,800
Piper says, oh, come on, you were in there, lovely wife.

746
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:32,639
I mean I thought about planning your family at all.

747
00:38:33,039 --> 00:38:35,800
And Elmer says that's none of your business too, and

748
00:38:35,840 --> 00:38:37,880
Piper stops and he thinks for a second. He says, oh,

749
00:38:37,920 --> 00:38:43,960
those are real good answers. You know, I watched the wedding.

750
00:38:44,119 --> 00:38:45,559
I watched the wedding him and his bride, and he

751
00:38:45,599 --> 00:38:47,840
took the veil off, and there was all Uncle Elmer there.

752
00:38:48,199 --> 00:38:51,480
And Elmer stands up and he says, hey, you shut

753
00:38:51,519 --> 00:38:54,239
your mouth, and he'll belly. Jim stands up, and the

754
00:38:54,280 --> 00:38:55,679
Hillbillies are fucking getting hot.

755
00:38:55,880 --> 00:39:00,000
Speaker 1: That's where shit changes. He'll stands up, and ship change

756
00:39:00,280 --> 00:39:01,360
in this building.

757
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:03,199
Speaker 2: So hilly Jim stands. Somebody points the Piper and he says,

758
00:39:03,239 --> 00:39:05,360
let me ask you something, and and Piper's old, I

759
00:39:05,400 --> 00:39:07,320
didn't I didn't say that out of that. And Jim says,

760
00:39:07,320 --> 00:39:08,880
why do you have to say to the things you

761
00:39:08,880 --> 00:39:11,159
said about Uncle Elmer and his wedding. They're standing up

762
00:39:11,199 --> 00:39:15,239
for family here, man, This is like serious ship. I

763
00:39:17,000 --> 00:39:20,960
said that ship. And Jesse Vature is immediately sweating, and

764
00:39:21,159 --> 00:39:23,679
Uncle Elmer is standing up now too, and Jim says, well,

765
00:39:23,679 --> 00:39:29,960
who said it then? And Piper said, oh, well, Jesse Ventora, Jesse, you.

766
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,000
Speaker 1: Dived your boy out.

767
00:39:31,079 --> 00:39:33,760
Speaker 2: Good the fuck, big.

768
00:39:33,719 --> 00:39:34,840
Speaker 1: Man, What the hell is this?

769
00:39:35,639 --> 00:39:37,639
Speaker 2: You got a lot of snitches around here. McMahon, you

770
00:39:37,679 --> 00:39:38,480
better watch your back.

771
00:39:39,320 --> 00:39:40,679
Speaker 1: One's about to be in a tag match here in

772
00:39:40,719 --> 00:39:45,039
a minute.

773
00:39:46,599 --> 00:39:49,480
Speaker 2: Fucking and Piper said, why I didn't say it, but

774
00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:52,840
I do agree with the man, and fucking hiblliy Jim says, well,

775
00:39:52,880 --> 00:39:54,559
let me tell you one thing. If Jesse Ventura is

776
00:39:54,599 --> 00:39:56,840
such a man, why doesn't he come down and say

777
00:39:56,880 --> 00:40:00,320
it to Uncle Elmer face to face. Jesse's hot. They

778
00:40:00,360 --> 00:40:04,199
show a shot at commentary, which is in a crazy spot.

779
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:07,360
It's an small elevated platform.

780
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:08,760
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, that's right.

781
00:40:09,280 --> 00:40:11,760
Speaker 2: It's not a lot of you know, it can only

782
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:13,239
it can't even be bigger than a size of a

783
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:16,280
picnic table, like, it's very small. And Jesse takes his

784
00:40:16,280 --> 00:40:18,800
headset off. He's pissed. He takes his jacket off, the heads

785
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:21,400
of the ring. He gets in the ring, and Unclehimer says,

786
00:40:21,400 --> 00:40:23,119
I want to say something, Jesse Vitoria, coming down here

787
00:40:23,119 --> 00:40:25,039
and tell me what you said about my wife and

788
00:40:25,199 --> 00:40:29,159
myself in the ring. I mean, uncle human my wife.

789
00:40:29,960 --> 00:40:32,320
And Jesse says, wait a minute, you're telling me I'm

790
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,320
afraid to come out here and say something face to face.

791
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,519
I called it just the way I've seen it. I

792
00:40:36,639 --> 00:40:38,480
talked just the way I saw it, and I ain't

793
00:40:38,519 --> 00:40:41,880
backing down on nothing. And Piper says, wow, oh you

794
00:40:41,880 --> 00:40:43,679
guys looking at you. We can't have talked. You guys

795
00:40:43,719 --> 00:40:47,199
are looking for a fight, and Hillbilly Jim says, maybe

796
00:40:47,199 --> 00:40:50,239
we do, mister Piper. Now bob Orton is behind them.

797
00:40:50,519 --> 00:40:51,960
He gets on his hands and knees. I mean this

798
00:40:52,000 --> 00:40:55,400
is classic classic bullying. Can't be here, yes, this is

799
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:58,159
I mean, like, there's nothing meaner than doing this. I think,

800
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,079
can't beat on this hands and he's behind Uh, I

801
00:41:01,159 --> 00:41:15,920
believe Cousin Junior, Cousin Junior, Luke Pie. Yes, Piper says,

802
00:41:16,280 --> 00:41:17,960
we don't want to do that. He calls you guys

803
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,920
any trouble. We know how intelligent you guys are, and

804
00:41:21,039 --> 00:41:23,480
oh yo too, and he shoves Cousin Junior and he

805
00:41:23,599 --> 00:41:26,760
falls over bob Orton and everyone's laughing at him. Fucking

806
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:30,199
Hillbilly Jim turns around and decks bob Orton, sends him

807
00:41:30,199 --> 00:41:33,199
to the floor. Piper ducks a punch and powders and

808
00:41:33,320 --> 00:41:36,519
Jesse Ventura is left with the Hillbillies and Hillbilly Jim

809
00:41:36,559 --> 00:41:39,559
and Uncle Elmer. They back him down, but Jesse just

810
00:41:39,639 --> 00:41:41,719
barely able to get out of the ring, and they

811
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:44,760
have Jesse Vandura's hat and Elmer throws it down. I

812
00:41:44,800 --> 00:41:47,159
thought what they were gonna do was commenced to jiggle

813
00:41:47,199 --> 00:41:51,320
in on the hat, get the fucking music, and they

814
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:54,400
all take turns stomping around the train. That would have

815
00:41:54,400 --> 00:41:57,320
been fantastic, but they stomp it out. Uh, and he'll belle.

816
00:41:57,400 --> 00:41:59,000
Jim goes over and this is where I realize it's

817
00:41:59,000 --> 00:42:00,880
not cousin Luke, because he tobally. Jim goes over to

818
00:42:00,920 --> 00:42:03,119
him and says, you are right, Junior Junior, And I

819
00:42:03,159 --> 00:42:05,360
was like, oh, okay, is that maybe just a nickname?

820
00:42:05,639 --> 00:42:07,960
And then Elmer says Junior, and I said, okay, is

821
00:42:07,960 --> 00:42:09,840
this a whole different fucking guy. And that's when I

822
00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:11,800
looked it up, so I guess it is. And Elmer

823
00:42:11,840 --> 00:42:13,599
tells him to stomp the hat and he does.

824
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:15,920
Speaker 1: Well, Cousin is his first name?

825
00:42:18,079 --> 00:42:23,559
Speaker 2: Oh right, They just all have different last names, but

826
00:42:23,599 --> 00:42:24,480
the related.

827
00:42:25,679 --> 00:42:27,079
Speaker 1: So as Beesvale Billy.

828
00:42:27,760 --> 00:42:30,039
Speaker 2: I you know what, I'm learning more and more every show.

829
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:33,880
Speaker 1: Well, now it's time for the Great Pumpkin Dunk.

830
00:42:34,199 --> 00:42:36,159
Speaker 2: So Jean's back here and he says thank you, vincement

831
00:42:36,199 --> 00:42:38,679
man two hundred gallons of chocolate syrup in this tank.

832
00:42:39,000 --> 00:42:40,400
I said, why I.

833
00:42:40,400 --> 00:42:43,280
Speaker 1: Missed him saying that every single time they said it tonight,

834
00:42:44,119 --> 00:42:45,480
just missed the entire thing.

835
00:42:45,559 --> 00:42:49,159
Speaker 2: There, You just heard what you wanted to hear, exactly,

836
00:42:49,519 --> 00:42:53,679
classic two hundred gallons for what, like what.

837
00:42:53,880 --> 00:42:55,119
Speaker 1: The Great Pumpkin Dunk.

838
00:42:55,599 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 2: There's some hungry guys on this show. I can't go on.

839
00:42:58,000 --> 00:43:01,280
Bundy could use a little snacky here. So the Great

840
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:05,639
Pumpkin Dunk is here. It's gonna be cousin. Junior said

841
00:43:05,679 --> 00:43:09,719
the name and Captain Bobby Heenan, not captain of the WWF,

842
00:43:09,800 --> 00:43:12,159
just captain of the team. And you're gonna have to

843
00:43:12,159 --> 00:43:14,719
take that hat off Heenan. And Heenan say, I'm gonna

844
00:43:14,719 --> 00:43:17,079
get rid of this wheel raccoon. I'm gonna get ready.

845
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:19,079
Jane looks over and he says, oh, look at this

846
00:43:19,599 --> 00:43:23,159
Junkyard dog dresses a mummy of all things. Now, why

847
00:43:23,719 --> 00:43:27,800
why do you keep saying this like this iron sheet

848
00:43:27,800 --> 00:43:30,360
can't be Batman, Junkyard dog can't be a mummy. You're

849
00:43:30,360 --> 00:43:33,280
a fucking pumpkin mean, Gene, you better chilly, that's the yet,

850
00:43:37,719 --> 00:43:40,960
that's I mean I'm so sad that the Yete never

851
00:43:40,960 --> 00:43:43,000
had an actual match, Like he just turns into a

852
00:43:43,039 --> 00:43:44,800
super giant Ninja, which.

853
00:43:45,119 --> 00:43:50,360
Speaker 1: Also based but you know, well as the Yete. He

854
00:43:51,159 --> 00:43:55,480
transformed still the Yeta and then changes his name and

855
00:43:55,599 --> 00:43:59,719
he worked legally. Yeah, so technically he was the Yete.

856
00:43:59,159 --> 00:44:02,559
Speaker 2: For one more that's that is true. He legally changes

857
00:44:02,559 --> 00:44:09,840
his name Javo to Kirwin style super so JYC says,

858
00:44:10,159 --> 00:44:13,119
I swear to god, I swear, Jyd says this, but

859
00:44:13,199 --> 00:44:16,679
I'm assuming it wasn't. I heard Jwyd say, shit, I'm

860
00:44:16,679 --> 00:44:19,440
easing in, baby, I'm coming to watch my main man Jr.

861
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:21,800
Dip his face right in this thing and eat these

862
00:44:21,800 --> 00:44:23,840
punkins real fast. Swear he said.

863
00:44:23,880 --> 00:44:24,079
Speaker 1: Shit.

864
00:44:24,400 --> 00:44:26,599
Speaker 2: Definitely didn't. But it was funnier that I thought. He

865
00:44:27,239 --> 00:44:29,079
Jean said, speaking of a hundred of junior he's arriving. Now,

866
00:44:29,199 --> 00:44:31,280
let me expin of the rules. Macho man, Randy Savage,

867
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:34,559
you will be holding the bag eat the food bag. Right,

868
00:44:34,639 --> 00:44:35,239
He is right.

869
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:39,000
Speaker 7: I replayed that like four times because I had no

870
00:44:39,039 --> 00:44:40,079
idea what you're saying.

871
00:44:40,079 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: Food dude. I think so, but he like was whispery.

872
00:44:43,079 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 4: It was like the weirdest mode.

873
00:44:46,280 --> 00:44:47,519
Speaker 7: It's like you're saying, on your bi give me.

874
00:44:47,519 --> 00:44:50,960
Speaker 1: That food bag, right, dude. That's how he talks all

875
00:44:51,039 --> 00:44:51,440
the time.

876
00:44:52,079 --> 00:44:54,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's either super loud or super quiet. There's no

877
00:44:54,559 --> 00:44:58,039
in between. Actually, and Jean says, all right, you got

878
00:44:58,039 --> 00:44:59,800
six seconds o' clock. Here we go, ladies and gentlemen,

879
00:45:00,119 --> 00:45:05,400
and Macho Man's is baby and Macho Man is crazy

880
00:45:05,440 --> 00:45:07,719
during this. So they start, and what you gotta do

881
00:45:07,800 --> 00:45:10,599
is you have to bob for a pumpkin and then

882
00:45:11,079 --> 00:45:13,639
throw it into this bag with your mouth. And Macho

883
00:45:13,679 --> 00:45:15,480
Man every time that Heenan gets one of the bag,

884
00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:21,719
yells the number one. Oh, he's got three, three, and

885
00:45:22,119 --> 00:45:24,400
Gene at one point tries to talk to Elizabeth. He

886
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:26,400
looks he says, Elizabeth, how many And he looks at

887
00:45:26,400 --> 00:45:31,000
Macho Man. He says, all right, never mind. Uh, their

888
00:45:31,079 --> 00:45:34,840
fucking faces are covered in chocolate. Jean starts to countdown

889
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:37,679
from seven and it's over and Macho Man's is seven

890
00:45:38,159 --> 00:45:39,480
pumpkin dunks.

891
00:45:41,559 --> 00:45:46,480
Speaker 1: I love and cheating. That was so fucking funny, I know, yeah.

892
00:45:46,159 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 2: Just throwing them in at one point, right.

893
00:45:48,280 --> 00:45:50,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, just using his hand. They're like, hey, he's

894
00:45:50,519 --> 00:45:53,000
using his hands. Whatever, Just get this over with.

895
00:45:53,159 --> 00:45:57,239
Speaker 2: He's looking at Elizabeth. Sorry busy, and Jeane says he

896
00:45:57,280 --> 00:45:59,119
then title all up, We're gonna go on the rubber match,

897
00:45:59,119 --> 00:46:02,119
but let's get more exciting action that big dream tag

898
00:46:02,159 --> 00:46:05,000
team match. Andre the Giana hul Cogan are just moments away.

899
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:08,960
The main event is now like long match, and I'm like, wow, yeah,

900
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:12,559
there's like forty minutes left on the show, Like what

901
00:46:13,079 --> 00:46:15,840
how could this be? But then I realized, oh, this

902
00:46:16,000 --> 00:46:18,519
is not the main event at all, not even close.

903
00:46:19,320 --> 00:46:21,840
Speaker 1: Macho Man hugs Bobby Heenan at the end and gets

904
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:24,519
pumpkin juice all over him and then he flexes at

905
00:46:24,519 --> 00:46:25,039
the camera.

906
00:46:26,920 --> 00:46:29,360
Speaker 2: Macho Man, Is I mean again? We talked about it

907
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:33,320
last time. These guys are unbelievable characters.

908
00:46:33,719 --> 00:46:35,480
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, they had to be.

909
00:46:36,079 --> 00:46:38,199
Speaker 2: That's what you right, that's what you said, Like what else? Like,

910
00:46:38,519 --> 00:46:40,039
they had no choice but to try to be the

911
00:46:40,079 --> 00:46:41,760
best in their field otherwise they're out of here.

912
00:46:42,599 --> 00:46:45,400
Speaker 1: So now it's time for Hulk Hogan and Andre the

913
00:46:45,480 --> 00:46:50,960
Giant versus Big John stud and King Kong Bundy. So

914
00:46:51,039 --> 00:46:52,920
we have a pre match deal here before we get

915
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:55,880
into the tag match. Me and Gene is here with

916
00:46:55,920 --> 00:46:59,079
Big John Studd King Kong, Bundy and Bobby Heenan.

917
00:46:59,559 --> 00:47:01,800
Speaker 2: Yes, you get these uh pretty much before every match.

918
00:47:01,960 --> 00:47:03,960
I actually like this, and I mean I think we

919
00:47:03,960 --> 00:47:06,079
talked about last starta NIGHTT main event. I mean mean,

920
00:47:06,199 --> 00:47:09,639
Gene is a such an an anchor. I guess you

921
00:47:09,679 --> 00:47:12,119
could say of the show where he is a part

922
00:47:12,119 --> 00:47:16,840
of every seg to move shit along and too he's

923
00:47:16,840 --> 00:47:20,519
fantastic and uh yeah, so mean Jean's here with the

924
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:24,079
uh Heenan Studd and Bundy, as she said, and Bundy

925
00:47:24,199 --> 00:47:28,519
is standing there doing Mike Tinay lips as Jean asks

926
00:47:28,559 --> 00:47:31,519
Heenan about winning the pumpkin dunk, and Keenan says, was

927
00:47:31,519 --> 00:47:33,239
thereunning down your mind? I'd win anything I put my

928
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:35,039
mind to, I accomplish. And you're going to see these

929
00:47:35,039 --> 00:47:37,760
two men defeat Hogan and the Big Andre the Giant.

930
00:47:37,960 --> 00:47:39,320
Speaker 1: You damn right, I did.

931
00:47:44,400 --> 00:47:48,320
Speaker 2: The fucking pumpkin screw job. And Jean says, all right, Bundy,

932
00:47:48,400 --> 00:47:50,079
enough of the party talk. Let's talk about the Dream Team.

933
00:47:50,079 --> 00:47:52,280
And Bundy said, that's right, the dream Team, the unbeatable team,

934
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:55,280
the unslammable team, eight hundred and twenty three pounds right here.

935
00:47:55,599 --> 00:47:58,559
I don't think Bundy realizes that Heenan was talking about

936
00:47:58,800 --> 00:47:59,480
getting Andre.

937
00:48:00,320 --> 00:48:03,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't worry about that or the dream team. We're

938
00:48:03,119 --> 00:48:03,760
taking it.

939
00:48:04,079 --> 00:48:06,039
Speaker 2: And Jean says, John Studd, Andre and Hogan are no

940
00:48:06,079 --> 00:48:07,920
strangers to you, and So says everyone thinks the number

941
00:48:07,920 --> 00:48:10,320
one team wrestling is Hogan and Andre. Wan a few

942
00:48:10,320 --> 00:48:13,960
short mints, Stud, Bunny, Bundy and Bobby Heenon, A're gonna

943
00:48:13,960 --> 00:48:17,639
show the world he is the best fucked up Bundy's name,

944
00:48:18,159 --> 00:48:20,559
and Jean says, thank you very much, congratulations got Boby Heenon,

945
00:48:20,559 --> 00:48:22,559
where's your beaver hat? He it says, not a beaver,

946
00:48:22,599 --> 00:48:27,320
it's a weasel, it's a raccoon hat. Jean says, sorry,

947
00:48:28,679 --> 00:48:31,320
and then Heatn leads Bundy and Stud right from there

948
00:48:31,360 --> 00:48:33,800
to the ring. And now we got mean Jean with

949
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:37,000
Captain Lou Albano Captain Lewis Albano that Vince kept calling

950
00:48:37,039 --> 00:48:39,880
him all Cogan and Andre the Giant, and Jean says,

951
00:48:40,039 --> 00:48:43,079
was uh does winning that he's talking to Lou? Does

952
00:48:43,119 --> 00:48:45,960
winning the pie in competition help or hinder your wrestlers tonight?

953
00:48:46,199 --> 00:48:47,719
I don't know how the fuck with this effect of

954
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,760
at all, but I'll take it. Well. Loui Bano just

955
00:48:50,840 --> 00:48:53,000
burbs into the mic and says, all right, there, damning

956
00:48:53,079 --> 00:48:56,920
baby in all aug says, you know, I mean, Gene,

957
00:48:57,079 --> 00:48:59,320
that's enough of the nonsense. Brother, This out here, this

958
00:48:59,400 --> 00:49:01,519
is the real thing. My partner here, Andre the Giant.

959
00:49:01,519 --> 00:49:03,320
He's the eighth of the ninth and the tenth wonder

960
00:49:03,320 --> 00:49:05,840
of the world. Dude, There's no way Bundy or Studd

961
00:49:05,840 --> 00:49:08,280
could ever have beaten this guy fairly. And Andre once

962
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:10,360
again puts his hand on Hogan's chest. All got.

963
00:49:13,280 --> 00:49:20,039
Speaker 1: You talk too, But I love Hogan's respons here. All right, boss,

964
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:21,639
He slaps him on the chest.

965
00:49:21,960 --> 00:49:25,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, cool team here, actually, like they have

966
00:49:25,159 --> 00:49:27,559
a cool camaraderie. I guess they do.

967
00:49:27,760 --> 00:49:28,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, they absolutely do.

968
00:49:29,679 --> 00:49:32,280
Speaker 2: And again, huge fucking match.

969
00:49:35,920 --> 00:49:38,480
Speaker 1: Hulk Hogan and Andre the Giant versus Big John Studdy

970
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:41,239
and King Kong Bundy. Seeing all of these guys in

971
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:44,119
the ring together is so insanely fucked up. I mean,

972
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,880
King Kong Bundy looks fucking insane. Man. I love this

973
00:49:46,960 --> 00:49:49,079
guy is crazy.

974
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:52,440
Speaker 2: He is like he is legit. And I don't mean

975
00:49:52,480 --> 00:49:55,199
this in a fucking mean way. I mean this man

976
00:49:55,280 --> 00:49:56,559
is shaped like a bowling ball.

977
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:58,119
Speaker 1: Like shit is awesome.

978
00:49:58,239 --> 00:50:00,920
Speaker 2: Wide, Yeah, it's unreal. How big he is.

979
00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,599
Speaker 1: He is begging to be the Kingpin.

980
00:50:03,159 --> 00:50:05,159
Speaker 2: Oh my god, he's how was he not?

981
00:50:05,519 --> 00:50:08,519
Speaker 1: King Kong? Bundy had no hair anywhere.

982
00:50:08,800 --> 00:50:11,559
Speaker 2: No super clean like a baby.

983
00:50:11,639 --> 00:50:15,360
Speaker 1: Dude, like super bald all over the place. I mean,

984
00:50:15,400 --> 00:50:19,800
his entire body is just completely shaven. So Hogan and

985
00:50:19,800 --> 00:50:21,880
Bundy start things off with a fight for the middle.

986
00:50:22,280 --> 00:50:24,880
Hogan hits a jumping knee strike and takes Bundy down.

987
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the jumping knee strike was awesome, by

988
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:29,639
the way. It was funny when the match started, by

989
00:50:29,639 --> 00:50:31,880
the way. So Andre is rubbing his hands together and

990
00:50:31,920 --> 00:50:33,360
he pat's Hogan on the back and I can only

991
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,920
imagine I thought he was saying order or hate tonight.

992
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:41,840
No problem, dude, But anyway, brother.

993
00:50:42,599 --> 00:50:45,320
Speaker 1: So Hogan goes to body slam King Kong Bundy over

994
00:50:45,360 --> 00:50:49,880
the top rope, but Bundy gets down. Hogan punches down Bundy,

995
00:50:49,920 --> 00:50:53,960
and Bundy is really fucking moving, man like super impressive

996
00:50:54,000 --> 00:50:54,880
stuff here. Yeah.

997
00:50:55,000 --> 00:50:56,400
Speaker 2: Yeah.

998
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:59,519
Speaker 1: Andre gets tagged in and fucking grabs Bundy's singlet and

999
00:50:59,599 --> 00:51:02,840
chokes with it and shakes him. I mean, Bundy is

1000
00:51:02,920 --> 00:51:05,719
four hundred and fifty pounds. He's just shaking this dude.

1001
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:10,599
Speaker 2: He's got both straps wrapped around his neck. By the way,

1002
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:13,880
the pop for when Andre gets in is nuts, like

1003
00:51:13,920 --> 00:51:15,840
he is a star.

1004
00:51:16,199 --> 00:51:17,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, super attraction.

1005
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,880
Speaker 2: He probably sold this whole place out himself. They could

1006
00:51:19,920 --> 00:51:22,119
have just announced him. Yeah, super attractions are great. Way

1007
00:51:22,119 --> 00:51:24,559
to put it. Fucking jesse Ven Towards on commentary flipping

1008
00:51:24,599 --> 00:51:27,599
out this in commentated referee McMahon. He's doing absolutely nothing

1009
00:51:27,639 --> 00:51:29,639
about this. How is he choking him? I mean he

1010
00:51:29,800 --> 00:51:33,400
is blatantly choking The ref is doing nothing about it.

1011
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:36,840
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna stop Andre. The giant fuck that.

1012
00:51:37,159 --> 00:51:38,360
Speaker 2: Gutr pulkar waif for a movie.

1013
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:40,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you even do if this guy decides

1014
00:51:40,159 --> 00:51:45,679
to go a wall? Give it here? So Hulkvin comes

1015
00:51:45,719 --> 00:51:47,679
back in, he hits a double axe. From the second

1016
00:51:48,400 --> 00:51:50,639
Andre comes back in, he starts chopping down the tree.

1017
00:51:50,639 --> 00:51:51,840
That is big, John Studd.

1018
00:51:52,159 --> 00:51:54,159
Speaker 2: I mean he's and he's taking him down. He is

1019
00:51:54,280 --> 00:51:57,000
I mean again, like you said, Stud is huge. By

1020
00:51:57,039 --> 00:52:00,079
the way, I mean Stud and Bundy are both I

1021
00:52:00,119 --> 00:52:01,960
mean what a team. I don't know. They don't imagine

1022
00:52:02,000 --> 00:52:05,360
gear or anything. They are legit like partners of circumstance.

1023
00:52:05,719 --> 00:52:08,719
Speaker 1: So Andre reaches back and he accidentally strikes the ref

1024
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:10,880
and the ref takes a bump, and now all four

1025
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:12,400
men are in the ring and they're going at it.

1026
00:52:12,719 --> 00:52:14,639
Another ref comes down, and that is the way we

1027
00:52:14,719 --> 00:52:15,519
go to commercial.

1028
00:52:16,039 --> 00:52:18,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, that ref comes out. He checks on the dead ref.

1029
00:52:18,280 --> 00:52:21,760
Hogan sends Bundy to the floor. We reassess, and Vince says,

1030
00:52:21,760 --> 00:52:23,760
while we wait for a replacement repheree, let's take a breather,

1031
00:52:24,199 --> 00:52:26,719
and we're back and Stud's in there with Andre and

1032
00:52:26,719 --> 00:52:28,000
Andre's got him in a bear hug.

1033
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:31,239
Speaker 1: They were way more creative with the commercial breaks back then.

1034
00:52:31,280 --> 00:52:33,119
I feel we've seen a couple of these where they'll

1035
00:52:33,159 --> 00:52:35,679
do something with the ref or something along those lines

1036
00:52:36,119 --> 00:52:38,480
as we go into commercial break. You know, for a

1037
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,639
long time they just grabbed a chinlock. Did the heat

1038
00:52:41,679 --> 00:52:43,039
and commercial you know, sure.

1039
00:52:42,920 --> 00:52:45,559
Speaker 2: Or double down or something like that. Right, Yeah, someone

1040
00:52:45,559 --> 00:52:47,199
gets thrown on the floor. Oh, roll rolls on.

1041
00:52:47,239 --> 00:52:50,920
Speaker 1: After this, Big John Studd and King Kong Bundy powder.

1042
00:52:51,000 --> 00:52:54,760
We go to commercial. We come back, Andre bear hug, Stud,

1043
00:52:55,039 --> 00:52:57,760
Hogan comes in. He hits the axe bomber. I mean,

1044
00:52:57,800 --> 00:53:00,440
we're hot. Andre comes back and he hits a bit boot.

1045
00:53:00,840 --> 00:53:05,280
Bundy glombs Andre from behind. Hogan cuts him off. Big

1046
00:53:05,400 --> 00:53:10,480
John stud has Andrei andre in the ropes.

1047
00:53:10,840 --> 00:53:14,199
Speaker 2: Dude, not only andre Andre, which is exactly how I

1048
00:53:14,199 --> 00:53:18,199
wrote it to by the way, jameson the Andre Andre,

1049
00:53:18,599 --> 00:53:22,559
but he Andre Andrei outside.

1050
00:53:22,480 --> 00:53:24,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, facing the outside.

1051
00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:26,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like sitting on the apron with his arms

1052
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:29,800
stuck in the ropes and he's doing the shameless clubs

1053
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:31,840
to the chest, beating the shit out of them and

1054
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:36,360
fucking in the ring. They trip Hogan and Bundy big splashes, Hogan,

1055
00:53:36,400 --> 00:53:37,480
they're killing these dudes.

1056
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, seeing andre get andre in the ropes is awesome. Man, Like,

1057
00:53:41,840 --> 00:53:44,519
I'm so I was so happy when that happened. Yeah,

1058
00:53:44,519 --> 00:53:47,159
that's such a cool spot. By the way, the big

1059
00:53:47,199 --> 00:53:51,679
splash that Bundy uses, Yes, I for some reason, I remember,

1060
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:53,840
I'm not sure when they did this, but there was

1061
00:53:54,199 --> 00:53:56,599
an angle they ran where Bundy was injuring dudes with

1062
00:53:56,639 --> 00:53:58,320
a splash like it was a big move.

1063
00:53:59,119 --> 00:54:01,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's I mean it's his kill move, right,

1064
00:54:01,360 --> 00:54:04,000
and I mean how he does it is crazy. It's legit.

1065
00:54:04,519 --> 00:54:07,440
He jumps into the air and then somehow puts himself

1066
00:54:07,519 --> 00:54:09,519
in all fours in the air and lands on you.

1067
00:54:10,320 --> 00:54:13,960
Speaker 1: Could you imagine King Kong Bundy doing the Crowbar version

1068
00:54:13,960 --> 00:54:19,559
where he does the splash to the floor that shit

1069
00:54:19,679 --> 00:54:22,280
would have killed somebody. Yeah, you can make an angle

1070
00:54:22,360 --> 00:54:23,400
for a year out of that.

1071
00:54:23,719 --> 00:54:25,440
Speaker 2: I'm imagining it now and I'm enjoying it.

1072
00:54:25,880 --> 00:54:28,239
Speaker 1: So Big John Studd, like you said, was just beating

1073
00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:33,760
away Andre's chest his surgically repaired crack sternam and the match.

1074
00:54:33,559 --> 00:54:38,079
Speaker 2: Is called yeah Q. The ref the Bundy and Stud

1075
00:54:38,119 --> 00:54:41,400
were doing too much, and Hogan gets up and the

1076
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,760
crowd comes alive because they know Hogan's about to save

1077
00:54:43,800 --> 00:54:44,119
the day.

1078
00:54:44,920 --> 00:54:48,320
Speaker 1: He comes in, He big boots Bundy, Andre holds Stud

1079
00:54:48,360 --> 00:54:51,079
and Hogan hits an axe bomber and Stud powders out

1080
00:54:51,760 --> 00:54:55,320
and then Mean Jing comes in. He says, Andre, what

1081
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:56,719
the fuck just happened?

1082
00:54:57,559 --> 00:55:08,159
Speaker 2: Or murder? They do have faink announce it was a DQ,

1083
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:09,920
and Hogan and Andre do win this, by the way,

1084
00:55:09,960 --> 00:55:12,760
and I mean Hogan and Andre are visibly not happy.

1085
00:55:12,800 --> 00:55:15,119
They wanted to get the one two three, which Hogan pantomimes,

1086
00:55:15,239 --> 00:55:17,159
which he's the king of pantomime.

1087
00:55:17,159 --> 00:55:19,519
Speaker 1: I feel like I always see him doing that. He's

1088
00:55:19,599 --> 00:55:20,480
always doing the.

1089
00:55:21,199 --> 00:55:22,880
Speaker 4: Yes yeh yeah, yeah.

1090
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:24,760
Speaker 1: He is always the fucking clap guy.

1091
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:26,519
Speaker 2: Because I think I don't know if he said it.

1092
00:55:26,639 --> 00:55:29,880
I've seen an interviewer or somebody that he uh like

1093
00:55:30,000 --> 00:55:32,480
he would do this with the I like he would

1094
00:55:32,480 --> 00:55:35,760
panamime so much like with the idea that like, no

1095
00:55:35,800 --> 00:55:37,239
matter if they were in the front row or if

1096
00:55:37,239 --> 00:55:39,920
they were in the very back row in the fucking nosebleeds,

1097
00:55:39,920 --> 00:55:42,239
like they could figure out what's being said.

1098
00:55:42,400 --> 00:55:43,800
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I think I heard that before you.

1099
00:55:44,239 --> 00:55:47,719
Speaker 1: That's everybody in this era. Yeah, they were taught to

1100
00:55:47,800 --> 00:55:50,280
make sure that everyone in the entire arena can make

1101
00:55:50,320 --> 00:55:51,039
out what you're doing.

1102
00:55:51,119 --> 00:55:54,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, which changes at some point to make sure the

1103
00:55:54,079 --> 00:55:56,039
camera sees everything you do. And that's it.

1104
00:55:56,679 --> 00:55:58,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, once it turned into a TV product instead of

1105
00:55:59,000 --> 00:56:00,719
a Tory brand. Yeah, Ship changed.

1106
00:56:01,639 --> 00:56:04,320
Speaker 2: So Jeane says, oh victorious front This guy said, crowd Andre,

1107
00:56:04,400 --> 00:56:09,320
tell us about it and guard up Crumar or comma

1108
00:56:09,440 --> 00:56:13,639
here are entrepreneurship to Gasha are entrepreneurship? I said, oh Ship, Andrea's.

1109
00:56:13,280 --> 00:56:17,079
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what I said. Hell yeah fu Yeah, dude, we.

1110
00:56:17,119 --> 00:56:19,480
Speaker 2: Prove one point. They can't beat Andre the Giant fairly,

1111
00:56:19,559 --> 00:56:21,880
it takes two of them. They'll never beat Andre the Giant.

1112
00:56:22,559 --> 00:56:26,920
Never A Birch Qar Warner Bird trap under Order, World Trapprion,

1113
00:56:27,159 --> 00:56:29,440
oh ship all right, cool, that's a little threat.

1114
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,599
Speaker 1: I felt a little that was a little nefarious, but

1115
00:56:31,639 --> 00:56:37,320
all right, something I'm not gonna or something. Dude, hope not.

1116
00:56:37,519 --> 00:56:39,199
Speaker 2: You can be the champion when I go to w

1117
00:56:39,239 --> 00:56:41,360
c W. Dude crawl.

1118
00:56:42,239 --> 00:56:45,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, just uh two bros being bros. You know,

1119
00:56:45,760 --> 00:56:47,960
until Andre gets weaseled by the weasel.

1120
00:56:48,440 --> 00:56:51,199
Speaker 2: That's fucking bullshit. He pulls off Hogan's chain.

1121
00:56:51,760 --> 00:56:59,639
Speaker 1: No give me that fucking ship man. Andre says, yes, sir.

1122
00:57:02,360 --> 00:57:04,320
Speaker 2: We did watch that. That's fucking awesome.

1123
00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:10,599
Speaker 1: Something else but yeah, fuck yeah that was me and hell.

1124
00:57:10,559 --> 00:57:16,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, Andre says current Goong Barner or everywhere ny time

1125
00:57:16,840 --> 00:57:20,280
in the world. I challenge you everywhere, anytime in the world.

1126
00:57:20,800 --> 00:57:22,719
Real ship, Andre, That's what Gene says.

1127
00:57:22,800 --> 00:57:26,639
Speaker 1: Yes, so you know it's on site plus so we

1128
00:57:26,719 --> 00:57:30,280
have Macho Man and Tito Santana coming up, but first

1129
00:57:30,320 --> 00:57:33,320
we have the pre match Shenanigans here, me and Gene

1130
00:57:33,400 --> 00:57:36,559
is here with the Macho Man and Elizabeth and.

1131
00:57:36,559 --> 00:57:38,920
Speaker 2: Gean says, were moments away from the intercoll belt with

1132
00:57:38,960 --> 00:57:41,599
Tito Santana and Macho Man, Randy, I gotta ask you

1133
00:57:41,719 --> 00:57:44,559
why a woman manager kind of men that it is

1134
00:57:44,840 --> 00:57:47,280
a question like that is either a blind man, We're

1135
00:57:47,440 --> 00:57:49,800
stupid man? What kind of man are you? Gene Oakland?

1136
00:57:50,880 --> 00:58:01,599
All right, Elizabeth, Elizabeth, I understand why the Matra man

1137
00:58:01,639 --> 00:58:03,760
picked you, but why would you pick wrestling? I mean,

1138
00:58:03,760 --> 00:58:05,960
she says, well, gine An interested in sports, but I

1139
00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,360
really just want to help Randy in any way you

1140
00:58:07,360 --> 00:58:10,159
need it. Which was I mean, it's very wholesome. Uh sadly,

1141
00:58:10,199 --> 00:58:13,840
Macha man's an ass whole to this poor poor woman.

1142
00:58:14,519 --> 00:58:16,559
And Jeane says, Randy Savage. Quite unusual for you or

1143
00:58:16,599 --> 00:58:18,440
any man to get a title shot so quickly? Are

1144
00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:25,239
you ready? I'm ready able? And William don't I could.

1145
00:58:26,599 --> 00:58:26,840
Speaker 4: Ship?

1146
00:58:27,000 --> 00:58:30,719
Speaker 2: I know, don't you ever ask?

1147
00:58:31,280 --> 00:58:31,679
Speaker 1: You liked it?

1148
00:58:31,719 --> 00:58:35,519
Speaker 2: Again? Let's go a woman and fucking Elizabeth and him

1149
00:58:35,519 --> 00:58:37,960
walk away. Jane is staring at her ass as she

1150
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:41,320
walks away, and Vince says, gene Gane, Jane, you never

1151
00:58:41,320 --> 00:58:43,920
looked at Louibano that way, but I guess loui Abano

1152
00:58:44,159 --> 00:58:45,159
never looked like Elizabeth.

1153
00:58:46,320 --> 00:58:48,360
Speaker 1: He jumps scared me and Gene that was finny.

1154
00:58:50,559 --> 00:58:52,320
Speaker 2: Matam should have came back and kicked the ship out

1155
00:58:52,360 --> 00:58:54,480
of him. What the fuck? You're looking mean, Gene, you

1156
00:58:54,519 --> 00:58:57,440
bowled basted, you would dressed like a pumpkin that attached.

1157
00:58:56,960 --> 00:58:59,920
Speaker 1: To your head or crossed the deal with the stiff.

1158
00:59:00,679 --> 00:59:03,519
Speaker 2: Macho Man should have just wrestled as Tarzan, not too

1159
00:59:03,599 --> 00:59:05,079
far off from what he usually wears anywhere.

1160
00:59:05,159 --> 00:59:08,000
Speaker 1: Oh, I was that he wrestling as Tarzan? Actually you

1161
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:12,360
would ever question me like that again? Who is Tarzan?

1162
00:59:15,079 --> 00:59:18,079
Speaker 2: This is only wear fits my street clothes.

1163
00:59:20,920 --> 00:59:24,760
Speaker 1: So you have Macho Man versus Tito Santana Intercontinental Championship match.

1164
00:59:25,239 --> 00:59:26,159
Speaker 2: No words from Tito.

1165
00:59:26,280 --> 00:59:29,119
Speaker 1: Huh Yeah, I'm sure they got some, but maybe it

1166
00:59:29,199 --> 00:59:29,840
just wasn't great.

1167
00:59:30,199 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, fair enough.

1168
00:59:31,960 --> 00:59:34,360
Speaker 1: Macho Man and Tito start with a mean lock up here.

1169
00:59:34,440 --> 00:59:36,119
Speaker 2: Nice to see, very tight.

1170
00:59:36,559 --> 00:59:39,119
Speaker 1: Tito goes to punch Macho, but he backs off and

1171
00:59:39,159 --> 00:59:42,920
looks at the crowd, and Jesse Ventura says, well, McMahon

1172
00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:46,599
closed fist punches are illegal, so I don't blame Macho Man.

1173
00:59:48,159 --> 00:59:50,159
Speaker 2: He's such a fucking asshole.

1174
00:59:51,000 --> 00:59:53,280
Speaker 1: Macho Man grabs the chin lock. The crowd starts getting

1175
00:59:53,320 --> 00:59:56,360
behind Tito as he works up here, but Macho yanks

1176
00:59:56,400 --> 00:59:57,800
the hair and gets him back down.

1177
00:59:58,000 --> 01:00:00,679
Speaker 2: Fucking son of a bitch. I didn't it's so funny

1178
01:00:00,760 --> 01:00:02,639
yanks him down, and Vince says, I looked like it

1179
01:00:02,679 --> 01:00:04,840
was a yank there. Jesse, no, I certainly did not

1180
01:00:04,880 --> 01:00:05,159
see that.

1181
01:00:05,280 --> 01:00:09,880
Speaker 1: Mcmahmon, dude, this was great. So Tito tries to grab

1182
01:00:09,920 --> 01:00:12,639
Macho Man's hair, but the ref sees him and doesn't

1183
01:00:12,639 --> 01:00:15,480
allow him to do it, and Jesse van Tura says,

1184
01:00:15,519 --> 01:00:19,840
I think he was going for the hair there. Yeah,

1185
01:00:19,920 --> 01:00:23,559
good sequence of stuff here. Macho Man body slams Tito

1186
01:00:23,599 --> 01:00:25,719
and heads up to the top, goes for the double axe,

1187
01:00:25,719 --> 01:00:27,719
but Tito punches him in the stomach midair.

1188
01:00:28,280 --> 01:00:30,360
Speaker 2: That was a crazy way he got there. He climbed

1189
01:00:30,400 --> 01:00:32,719
up to the top just to climb to the second.

1190
01:00:33,679 --> 01:00:36,400
Speaker 1: Doing a double axe as a regular move, by the way,

1191
01:00:37,119 --> 01:00:40,360
makes the easiest cutoffs ever. I mean, good lord, Yeah,

1192
01:00:40,360 --> 01:00:42,400
there's so much you can do there, because I feel

1193
01:00:42,400 --> 01:00:44,840
like this is a very common cutoff for the most

1194
01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:47,679
part over the next twenty or thirty years. But like

1195
01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:50,800
nobody was actually using the double axe. We've seen Macha

1196
01:00:50,840 --> 01:00:53,639
Man win matches with the double axe, so it made

1197
01:00:53,639 --> 01:00:55,960
a ton of sense when Tito would punch him in

1198
01:00:55,960 --> 01:00:57,800
the stomach out of midair because he's going for a

1199
01:00:57,840 --> 01:00:58,480
move that wins the.

1200
01:00:58,519 --> 01:01:01,519
Speaker 2: Matches, right, and he know he knows the move. I mean,

1201
01:01:01,599 --> 01:01:03,480
I've been watching a gift of mach Man doing it

1202
01:01:03,519 --> 01:01:04,800
off of a cage all week.

1203
01:01:05,039 --> 01:01:08,519
Speaker 1: Dude, that is the craziest ship I've ever seen. This

1204
01:01:09,360 --> 01:01:14,000
just destroying his legs at any chance he gets. There's

1205
01:01:14,039 --> 01:01:15,719
no way to land that right.

1206
01:01:17,039 --> 01:01:19,400
Speaker 4: It just folds like an accordion. I don't know.

1207
01:01:20,159 --> 01:01:22,000
Speaker 2: I think when it hit him, you know I could

1208
01:01:22,079 --> 01:01:24,039
do it from the top, But how about the tip

1209
01:01:24,039 --> 01:01:26,320
of the cage and do it. I don't know about

1210
01:01:26,320 --> 01:01:28,239
that one. Dude. Maybe you're gonna throw your fucking ankles

1211
01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:31,119
and legs out, don't you dealt the much your man pussy?

1212
01:01:31,480 --> 01:01:33,400
He probably fucking That's probably exactly what it was. Hogan

1213
01:01:33,440 --> 01:01:36,599
said he couldn't do it, and watch Man says he's dude.

1214
01:01:36,639 --> 01:01:39,239
Speaker 7: The boys probably came after him really hard every time. Yeah,

1215
01:01:39,239 --> 01:01:40,880
you won't jump off the top to the outside. You

1216
01:01:40,880 --> 01:01:41,599
will do that.

1217
01:01:44,360 --> 01:01:46,519
Speaker 1: Turns out it was nobody. It was just people. Macha

1218
01:01:46,559 --> 01:01:49,320
Man was making up in his head because he's.

1219
01:01:49,159 --> 01:01:52,159
Speaker 2: Here thinking about it.

1220
01:01:52,480 --> 01:01:54,880
Speaker 1: He's sitting in the corner of a room arguing with himself.

1221
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:56,800
I'll do it, I'll do it.

1222
01:01:57,320 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 2: He's in the fucking room where they put him fucking

1223
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:06,320
straight jacketed because of this slim gyms.

1224
01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:07,719
Speaker 1: I'm gonna jump off some ship.

1225
01:02:07,840 --> 01:02:09,280
Speaker 2: The slim GM guy's talking to me.

1226
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:12,599
Speaker 1: So Tito is now a house of fire, unloading everything

1227
01:02:12,639 --> 01:02:15,639
he's got. After catching Macha Man off guard here punches

1228
01:02:15,760 --> 01:02:18,920
kicks a big wind up punch. Tito hits the ropes

1229
01:02:18,920 --> 01:02:22,840
for the flying Burrito, but Macha Man powders almost Tito

1230
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:25,199
chases him out and punches him down by the barricade.

1231
01:02:25,239 --> 01:02:28,840
Here Macha Man is just playing keep away now. Macha

1232
01:02:28,880 --> 01:02:31,679
Man then hits a knee lift that sounds like a

1233
01:02:31,719 --> 01:02:33,000
fucking gunshot went off.

1234
01:02:33,159 --> 01:02:37,519
Speaker 2: Sounded fantastic. Yeah, it was legit, like fucking got him.

1235
01:02:38,280 --> 01:02:40,599
Speaker 1: The ref calls for the bell though, because the match

1236
01:02:40,840 --> 01:02:41,679
is a double count.

1237
01:02:42,800 --> 01:02:45,880
Speaker 2: Sloppy finishes here in the WF, I'm getting real sick

1238
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:46,199
of it.

1239
01:02:46,559 --> 01:02:48,719
Speaker 1: I love the guy holding the mic beside the rings,

1240
01:02:48,760 --> 01:02:52,280
sitting in a chair. I don't know if you noticed him.

1241
01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:54,559
He's got the long stick mic and he's just sitting

1242
01:02:54,559 --> 01:02:55,960
out there catching all the sounds.

1243
01:02:56,400 --> 01:02:57,960
Speaker 2: Oh is that for like the ring sound?

1244
01:02:58,280 --> 01:03:02,679
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, they had this on all this Saturday night.

1245
01:03:02,679 --> 01:03:04,960
Main events, like someone rings some of that big microphone.

1246
01:03:05,039 --> 01:03:07,159
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a smart idea when it works.

1247
01:03:07,599 --> 01:03:14,920
Speaker 1: So he go backstage. Mister Fuji is screwing in his eyeballs. Yeah,

1248
01:03:15,159 --> 01:03:19,400
what the fuck is this? He's fucking knuckling his temples

1249
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:24,199
and just grimacing and groaning into the camera. And then

1250
01:03:24,239 --> 01:03:26,840
we go to another scene where Ricky Steenboad is breaking

1251
01:03:26,880 --> 01:03:29,079
a board. Then he stands up and punches another and

1252
01:03:29,119 --> 01:03:31,400
back elbows another one. He's going to town on this.

1253
01:03:31,400 --> 01:03:33,159
This is, of course, the preparation you have.

1254
01:03:33,159 --> 01:03:35,679
Speaker 2: To have for a kung fu challenge.

1255
01:03:36,360 --> 01:03:39,400
Speaker 1: And of course then we cut to everyone backstage practicing

1256
01:03:39,440 --> 01:03:43,000
for the pumpkin pass contest. This is the craziest back

1257
01:03:43,039 --> 01:03:45,000
to back to back pretapes ever.

1258
01:03:45,679 --> 01:03:48,559
Speaker 2: Dude. The shot, the first shot that they show here

1259
01:03:49,079 --> 01:03:52,360
is unexplained. They don't say what we're going into, so

1260
01:03:52,440 --> 01:03:54,960
all I see is Iron Cheek and Nikolai Volkov kind

1261
01:03:54,960 --> 01:03:58,239
of nuzzling each other's necks, and I'm like, what the

1262
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:00,000
fuck is going on? Is this? Like?

1263
01:04:00,280 --> 01:04:02,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, wow, he's a pretty badass. But

1264
01:04:02,239 --> 01:04:04,760
then yeah, they say it's a pumpkin pass.

1265
01:04:06,199 --> 01:04:09,880
Speaker 2: I was so confused. Yeah, they're passing a pumpkin to

1266
01:04:09,920 --> 01:04:12,320
each other through their necks, and the gene says, with

1267
01:04:12,400 --> 01:04:14,119
the final practice is going on here for the pumpkin pass.

1268
01:04:14,159 --> 01:04:16,840
Let's take a special, very special glimpse at Roddy Piper

1269
01:04:17,159 --> 01:04:20,639
and how he spent his Halloween at his rented American home.

1270
01:04:21,679 --> 01:04:24,400
Speaker 1: I could have never guessed what I was about to see.

1271
01:04:25,199 --> 01:04:28,840
Speaker 2: I cannot believe like any of this, the fact that

1272
01:04:28,880 --> 01:04:30,039
they went out of the way, by the way to

1273
01:04:30,039 --> 01:04:31,920
make sure that people knew that this He didn't live

1274
01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:36,079
in America like his his gimmick is he is not American.

1275
01:04:36,119 --> 01:04:41,119
He's from Scotland. And you have to know this. Yeah, og,

1276
01:04:41,639 --> 01:04:47,079
he's a landlord. So outside his house there's a big

1277
01:04:47,159 --> 01:04:50,960
Roddy Piper cut out and bagpipes are playing, and Piper's

1278
01:04:50,960 --> 01:04:52,800
in his house and he's oh yeah, ha ha hell

1279
01:04:52,840 --> 01:04:55,559
al mighty spider and faster. Oh and there's a cutout

1280
01:04:55,559 --> 01:04:57,239
of him in the house as well. Oh. So Restor

1281
01:04:57,280 --> 01:05:01,119
salone to them, not too handsome my, he uh, And

1282
01:05:01,159 --> 01:05:03,800
he's fucking flipping out and he says, Halloween such fun

1283
01:05:03,840 --> 01:05:06,559
preparing for them little monsters. And you take a stick

1284
01:05:06,559 --> 01:05:08,480
and you put it inside. You gotta twist that around.

1285
01:05:08,800 --> 01:05:10,960
I don't understand what's going on until Vince is here,

1286
01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:14,599
which he is here. He no clips into Piper's house.

1287
01:05:15,079 --> 01:05:17,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's right with the microphone.

1288
01:05:17,559 --> 01:05:21,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's he's set up for a broadcast, and Vince's here,

1289
01:05:22,199 --> 01:05:23,840
and Vince says, ah, we're in the kitchen of a

1290
01:05:24,199 --> 01:05:26,199
you know, the rented American home of Roddy Piper. Would

1291
01:05:26,239 --> 01:05:28,880
you would you mind cutting down the radio? And Piper says,

1292
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:31,840
and I quote, I got bricks to make man, I

1293
01:05:31,880 --> 01:05:34,920
don't know. That's where I realized. Oh he's fucking like

1294
01:05:35,840 --> 01:05:40,840
planning to kill gits. What's happening here? So Vince says,

1295
01:05:40,840 --> 01:05:42,840
mister Piper, how do you celebrate Halloween back in your

1296
01:05:43,039 --> 01:05:45,760
native Scotland? And Piper says, ah, not a native. I

1297
01:05:45,800 --> 01:05:48,400
come from the most sophisticated And Vince's hold on, wait,

1298
01:05:48,440 --> 01:05:51,760
what the these are? These are bricks? Oh no, no, no,

1299
01:05:51,920 --> 01:05:54,840
this is a bowling ball. No no, that's not candy apple.

1300
01:05:56,519 --> 01:05:58,480
He says. When one of her children come to the

1301
01:05:58,519 --> 01:06:02,239
door and ring the doorbell ding ding, another one comes

1302
01:06:02,239 --> 01:06:04,400
out a ding ding and a ding ding, and I

1303
01:06:04,480 --> 01:06:08,880
r ding Dan And Piper emphasizes that in Scotland it's

1304
01:06:08,920 --> 01:06:11,719
trick or treat, which means, I guess this is what

1305
01:06:11,760 --> 01:06:13,679
they do there. You either get a trick or a treat,

1306
01:06:14,079 --> 01:06:15,679
and one of the tricks will be he will beat

1307
01:06:15,679 --> 01:06:18,480
you to death with bricks and bowling ball. Right, James, No,

1308
01:06:18,599 --> 01:06:19,480
am I getting this wrong?

1309
01:06:19,920 --> 01:06:23,960
Speaker 1: Oh? I don't know. Yeah, I mean this whole segment.

1310
01:06:24,119 --> 01:06:26,920
I just I have no idea what's going on. It's

1311
01:06:27,079 --> 01:06:29,719
like a psychopath at work, don't Yeah right, I don't

1312
01:06:29,719 --> 01:06:32,199
think you're supposed to understand what's going on there is like.

1313
01:06:33,239 --> 01:06:35,840
Speaker 7: He's screwing sticks into bowling balls.

1314
01:06:35,880 --> 01:06:36,639
Speaker 1: What the is that?

1315
01:06:36,719 --> 01:06:37,559
Speaker 4: A kady apple?

1316
01:06:37,719 --> 01:06:40,800
Speaker 1: But yeah, yeah, he's just a crazy, crazy man.

1317
01:06:42,480 --> 01:06:44,880
Speaker 2: Well, the doorbell rings and there's kids here, and one

1318
01:06:44,880 --> 01:06:47,960
of the kids says, I remember last year. So Piper says, oh,

1319
01:06:48,079 --> 01:06:50,559
I'll come on in here, which I guess was acceptable

1320
01:06:50,559 --> 01:06:52,519
in nineteen eighty five that kids knock on the door

1321
01:06:52,519 --> 01:06:53,760
and you bring them into the house.

1322
01:06:54,280 --> 01:06:56,320
Speaker 1: Yeah. Did that just fucking happen like all the time.

1323
01:06:57,800 --> 01:07:00,760
Speaker 2: So and Vince is there, always fu in trouble And

1324
01:07:00,800 --> 01:07:03,159
he says, look at this, what a bunch of lovely

1325
01:07:03,199 --> 01:07:06,079
curtain climbers. What are you supposed to be? The kid says, oh,

1326
01:07:06,159 --> 01:07:09,199
Hull cooking mister Piper. Oh who is he anyway? You

1327
01:07:09,280 --> 01:07:14,559
got candy? Oh, yeah, got SAME's SAME's tie his arms

1328
01:07:14,599 --> 01:07:18,960
as Houlgan. That sucks those.

1329
01:07:19,559 --> 01:07:23,760
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, those are bricks balls.

1330
01:07:24,239 --> 01:07:27,440
Speaker 2: No, no, no, these are fucking candy apples. And one

1331
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:28,880
of the girls is why are they so big? Oh?

1332
01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:33,440
Because I'm a wonderful person. So he tries to give

1333
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:36,880
him chocolate. He says, you know this chocolates from Hershey, Pennsylvania,

1334
01:07:36,840 --> 01:07:38,159
and you want some, let me help you, any stiff.

1335
01:07:38,159 --> 01:07:39,199
Speaker 1: That's where we're at tonight.

1336
01:07:39,719 --> 01:07:42,679
Speaker 8: Yeah, that's where we're at tonight.

1337
01:07:43,119 --> 01:07:47,000
Speaker 2: That's where at this lovely house. And Piper stuffs a

1338
01:07:47,039 --> 01:07:49,559
bowling ball through one of the bags. It's dude, I

1339
01:07:49,559 --> 01:07:51,000
don't know if you guys called it. He does this,

1340
01:07:51,079 --> 01:07:53,599
and the bag rips and you can hear someone behind

1341
01:07:53,639 --> 01:07:54,559
the shot laughing.

1342
01:07:55,480 --> 01:07:58,440
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't catch that. I had a very crazy

1343
01:07:58,559 --> 01:08:01,639
VHS effect going on all the time.

1344
01:08:01,719 --> 01:08:05,119
Speaker 2: So Piper says, oh, I help you, and the candy

1345
01:08:05,159 --> 01:08:06,960
goes all over the floor, and he says, I got

1346
01:08:06,960 --> 01:08:09,280
a bag of candy fill for yeah, I'll film up,

1347
01:08:09,320 --> 01:08:11,840
and he fucking fills two bags of candy and he

1348
01:08:11,840 --> 01:08:14,280
hands it to the kids and the kids say thank you,

1349
01:08:14,280 --> 01:08:16,680
mister Piper, and he's all, you're well, so welcome.

1350
01:08:16,840 --> 01:08:17,439
Speaker 1: I'll get out.

1351
01:08:17,960 --> 01:08:21,159
Speaker 2: So the kids fucking leave. They're all corralling around outside

1352
01:08:21,199 --> 01:08:23,000
and they say, we got him this time. I hope

1353
01:08:23,000 --> 01:08:26,960
mister Piper likes his chocolate covered red pepper And I'm

1354
01:08:27,000 --> 01:08:33,600
like what, So we go right back inside. Immediately, Piper

1355
01:08:34,000 --> 01:08:37,319
is fucking flipping out. He takes flowers out of a

1356
01:08:37,439 --> 01:08:41,720
vase and drinks the water pours Oliver's fucking head. Vince

1357
01:08:41,800 --> 01:08:46,399
is dying, laughing as Piper's flipping out. Oh, you're fucking stupid.

1358
01:08:46,520 --> 01:08:49,880
Speaker 1: Cavan looks at the camera.

1359
01:08:50,159 --> 01:09:00,520
Speaker 8: You guys like Tama Jerry or what bucks Buddy does

1360
01:09:00,560 --> 01:09:01,279
a little tapped in.

1361
01:09:06,199 --> 01:09:08,840
Speaker 1: Dude, the way Vince turns and looks at the camera says,

1362
01:09:09,199 --> 01:09:13,920
trick or tree Roddy. That was more unnerving than the

1363
01:09:13,960 --> 01:09:14,359
rest of this.

1364
01:09:17,359 --> 01:09:24,000
Speaker 2: Fuck you put Hogan Kid on a sleeper and Hogan

1365
01:09:24,079 --> 01:09:25,439
Kid from it.

1366
01:09:25,960 --> 01:09:28,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I should have just panned away outside. Drone shot

1367
01:09:29,479 --> 01:09:32,359
backing up, the kids start running like they're in the

1368
01:09:32,399 --> 01:09:35,199
movie weapons and Piper's chasing them around the neighborhood.

1369
01:09:36,000 --> 01:09:38,439
Speaker 7: Dude, he's throwing bowling balls and bricks at these kids

1370
01:09:38,479 --> 01:09:39,680
as they are running down the street.

1371
01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:46,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's time for the main event here, mister Fuji

1372
01:09:46,800 --> 01:09:51,600
versus Ricky Steamboat Kung Fu match. We get a little

1373
01:09:51,640 --> 01:09:54,760
pre match stuff here. Mean Gene comes up to mister

1374
01:09:54,800 --> 01:09:59,279
Fuji backstage who is breaking bricks with his bare hands.

1375
01:10:00,199 --> 01:10:03,960
Speaker 2: Which I mean is pretty impressive. I can only and

1376
01:10:04,000 --> 01:10:06,279
I believe that they're real bricks, and I'm buying into it.

1377
01:10:06,319 --> 01:10:08,640
And he does it. He breaks one. He says, this

1378
01:10:08,720 --> 01:10:12,000
is fucking Ricky Steamboat's arm. This one's Ricky Steamboat's leg.

1379
01:10:12,439 --> 01:10:14,000
And then he has a board and he says, this

1380
01:10:14,039 --> 01:10:15,800
is the ribs of Ricky Steamboat and he breaks it

1381
01:10:15,800 --> 01:10:17,880
over his head. And Jeane says, you have got to

1382
01:10:17,880 --> 01:10:19,560
be kidding me. We got to get out of here

1383
01:10:19,600 --> 01:10:21,880
before we run out of bricks and wood, which I

1384
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:23,640
guess they needed in an abundance.

1385
01:10:23,199 --> 01:10:27,159
Speaker 1: Of Take it to Roddy Piper's with a pre tape.

1386
01:10:27,479 --> 01:10:27,680
Speaker 2: Yeah.

1387
01:10:28,039 --> 01:10:31,079
Speaker 1: Jean said, Uh, wow, you're creating a lot of expectations

1388
01:10:31,079 --> 01:10:32,439
and you think you're going to be able to follow

1389
01:10:32,479 --> 01:10:36,399
it through. No, mean, Gene, I don't think they are.

1390
01:10:37,000 --> 01:10:40,640
Speaker 2: No way, Bud, no way. I It's it's actually it's

1391
01:10:40,640 --> 01:10:42,640
it's pretty interesting. I guess this isn't something that we

1392
01:10:42,720 --> 01:10:45,680
talked about before the pacing of shows like this, because

1393
01:10:45,720 --> 01:10:48,039
I think the last one too had a The Hogan

1394
01:10:48,119 --> 01:10:50,000
Terry Funk match was not the main of that one,

1395
01:10:50,039 --> 01:10:50,279
was it.

1396
01:10:50,560 --> 01:10:52,359
Speaker 1: There must have been a time in the show where

1397
01:10:52,359 --> 01:10:54,479
they knew that most people would be watching, so that's

1398
01:10:54,479 --> 01:10:55,720
where they wanted to be on the show.

1399
01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:57,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, okay, that makes sense, and that's where the

1400
01:10:57,920 --> 01:10:59,279
biggest match goes then, So.

1401
01:10:59,319 --> 01:11:01,600
Speaker 1: Mister Fuji he walks out with Don Morocco to the

1402
01:11:01,680 --> 01:11:04,319
ring and Mean Jean is here with Ricky Steamboat.

1403
01:11:05,199 --> 01:11:07,079
Speaker 2: Jean says, perhaps one of the most important matches of

1404
01:11:07,119 --> 01:11:09,880
your career. That's fucking crazy. We know mister Fuji and

1405
01:11:09,960 --> 01:11:12,199
Don Morocco are capable of let's go back in time

1406
01:11:12,239 --> 01:11:16,159
and professional memories. So they show back to this angle

1407
01:11:16,199 --> 01:11:19,479
here where they had a belt or a strap wrapped

1408
01:11:19,479 --> 01:11:22,800
around Ricky Steamboat's neck and mister Fuji was holding him

1409
01:11:22,880 --> 01:11:25,399
up with this. Don Morocco was holding his legs and

1410
01:11:25,439 --> 01:11:29,640
they threw him over the top rope to hangman him. Yep,

1411
01:11:29,840 --> 01:11:32,279
this is the scariest thing I've ever fucking seen.

1412
01:11:32,960 --> 01:11:34,800
Speaker 1: So now it's time for a Kung Fu match.

1413
01:11:38,640 --> 01:11:41,399
Speaker 2: Gene says, what would be different on your match tonight?

1414
01:11:41,439 --> 01:11:43,479
And Ricky says, you know, in the past, the they

1415
01:11:43,840 --> 01:11:47,560
you know, they felt the physical person, Ricky Steamboat. Tonight, Fuji,

1416
01:11:47,640 --> 01:11:51,880
you're gonna feel what you fear the dragon. You remember that, Fuji,

1417
01:11:52,000 --> 01:11:53,600
I see you out there, and he points out to

1418
01:11:53,640 --> 01:11:56,319
the ring the dragon. I've said enough and he heads

1419
01:11:56,359 --> 01:11:57,000
to the ring.

1420
01:11:57,840 --> 01:12:00,000
Speaker 1: Me and Jean says, that makes me feel very uneasy.

1421
01:12:00,319 --> 01:12:03,840
Back to you Vents. Wow, you guys have created some

1422
01:12:04,000 --> 01:12:08,000
very high expectations for this one. Ricky Steamboat versus mister

1423
01:12:08,039 --> 01:12:12,279
Fuji with Don Morocco Kung Fu match. As you mentioned before,

1424
01:12:13,079 --> 01:12:16,560
Fuji and Morocco have been making Steamboat's life a living hell.

1425
01:12:17,079 --> 01:12:20,399
I mean they hang man him over the ropes, right, Yeah,

1426
01:12:20,680 --> 01:12:24,840
so Steamboat's gonna unleash the dragon and take care of business.

1427
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:28,039
Steamboat is fucking shredded. Man.

1428
01:12:28,079 --> 01:12:32,199
Speaker 2: He looks great, he looks fantastic. Yeah, dude, Like again,

1429
01:12:32,720 --> 01:12:34,239
you know I watched his match. I'm like, God, damn it.

1430
01:12:34,760 --> 01:12:36,680
You know a little singles with Don Morocco would have

1431
01:12:36,720 --> 01:12:37,039
been cool.

1432
01:12:37,279 --> 01:12:40,079
Speaker 1: Well, Steamboat hits a huge strike combo with an Enzi

1433
01:12:40,159 --> 01:12:43,680
to start things off. Mister Fuji goes low and then

1434
01:12:43,720 --> 01:12:45,880
head butts steamboats cock and balls.

1435
01:12:46,239 --> 01:12:49,279
Speaker 2: Dude like, he definitely kicks him right in the balls,

1436
01:12:49,279 --> 01:12:50,520
and n says, oh, that was not a kick to

1437
01:12:50,560 --> 01:12:52,920
the groin, it was the upper leg. However, I'm guessing

1438
01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:54,560
the referee just fucking blew this one.

1439
01:12:54,800 --> 01:12:56,439
Speaker 1: Dude. He said, that's not a kick to the groin,

1440
01:12:56,560 --> 01:12:58,800
and then he immediately head butts him right in the

1441
01:12:58,840 --> 01:13:04,960
cock and balls. Well, all right, Fuji chops Steamboat super

1442
01:13:05,000 --> 01:13:09,199
hard here, which sees Steamboat fire back with a low combo.

1443
01:13:09,600 --> 01:13:12,520
Fuji gets underneath Steamboat's chin with two fingers and sends

1444
01:13:12,560 --> 01:13:13,079
them flying.

1445
01:13:13,560 --> 01:13:17,880
Speaker 2: Holy shit, Tonguan death grip whip. This was fucking sick.

1446
01:13:18,399 --> 01:13:21,520
Speaker 1: Fuji hits a TNA kick, goes for a vertical souplex,

1447
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:24,840
but Steamboat reverses it into one of his own.

1448
01:13:25,479 --> 01:13:28,399
Speaker 2: Dude, I wrote, Fuji double punches him in the chest

1449
01:13:28,399 --> 01:13:33,439
and then hits a TNA kick. It's just what it lives. Yeah,

1450
01:13:33,479 --> 01:13:36,399
I mean, fucking Ricky's on top now heads up top

1451
01:13:36,439 --> 01:13:36,880
for his.

1452
01:13:36,920 --> 01:13:41,399
Speaker 1: Move the drop kick from the top right, and he

1453
01:13:41,479 --> 01:13:44,000
hits it and it's over and he wins.

1454
01:13:44,119 --> 01:13:47,119
Speaker 2: Yeah. I said, oh, I was totally expecting diving cross body,

1455
01:13:47,159 --> 01:13:48,600
but I guess in a kung fu match, you have

1456
01:13:48,640 --> 01:13:51,159
to do a kung fu dropkick.

1457
01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:54,239
Speaker 1: Do you see Ricky Steamboat's finish at the cross body

1458
01:13:54,279 --> 01:13:59,279
the Dragons finishes the drop Anyways, here's Don Morocco. He

1459
01:13:59,319 --> 01:14:01,359
comes in and Steamboat and that fas.

1460
01:14:03,479 --> 01:14:06,000
Speaker 7: Awesome, just spitzerr in his face.

1461
01:14:06,279 --> 01:14:09,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, unreal amount of mist that he unloads on Ricky

1462
01:14:09,720 --> 01:14:12,279
here and it's I mean, it's all over them, and

1463
01:14:12,319 --> 01:14:14,800
then they kick the shit out of them. Even worse,

1464
01:14:14,840 --> 01:14:17,359
they missed his eyes and then mister Fuji starts raking

1465
01:14:17,399 --> 01:14:23,399
his eyes. Yeah, fucking asshole. They stop him out, they

1466
01:14:23,479 --> 01:14:27,119
rake his eyes and they just leave. And Jesse Ventura says,

1467
01:14:27,319 --> 01:14:29,680
this goes by one of my old standby rules, McMahon.

1468
01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:31,760
It's not how you play the game, it's whether you

1469
01:14:31,800 --> 01:14:35,760
win or lose. Ha ha damn me.

1470
01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:38,840
Speaker 1: And Gene is here with Elizabeth and shows the audience

1471
01:14:38,880 --> 01:14:41,760
how we're doing the pumpkin pass. You put the pumpkin

1472
01:14:41,920 --> 01:14:44,520
on your neck, yeah, you pass it to the other

1473
01:14:44,600 --> 01:14:46,279
person's neck.

1474
01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:48,880
Speaker 2: There's intricacies here, and they have to do this through

1475
01:14:48,920 --> 01:14:51,439
the entire line of their team to win, and if

1476
01:14:51,479 --> 01:14:54,439
they drop it, that is how many passes will count

1477
01:14:54,439 --> 01:14:59,239
to their final score. On Jean, it's very awkward. I

1478
01:14:59,279 --> 01:15:02,720
don't know why they gonna come up with anything else here. Yeah. Really,

1479
01:15:03,239 --> 01:15:05,399
so we're with Vincent Jesse now, and Vince says, we're

1480
01:15:05,439 --> 01:15:07,319
just about ready for the final event, the special Pumpkin

1481
01:15:07,399 --> 01:15:10,479
pass competition. And if you'll recall Jesse, early on, Lou

1482
01:15:10,640 --> 01:15:14,199
Albano's team won the pilting contest. Well, that didn't surprise

1483
01:15:14,279 --> 01:15:17,039
me one bit McMahon, because Lou Albano is a big, fat,

1484
01:15:17,119 --> 01:15:17,960
sloppy pig.

1485
01:15:19,439 --> 01:15:26,800
Speaker 1: Holy fuck Jesus Jesus Christ. Hey you in the room, right, asshole,

1486
01:15:28,279 --> 01:15:29,119
what are you gonna do?

1487
01:15:29,239 --> 01:15:30,039
Speaker 2: Fat boy?

1488
01:15:31,439 --> 01:15:34,319
Speaker 1: You know? And boys with whole coache? Hodrea Gyre right like,

1489
01:15:35,399 --> 01:15:38,479
oh fuck, yeah, I know, George Anami steel asshole.

1490
01:15:40,520 --> 01:15:42,800
Speaker 2: Well, Vince says, Vince doesn't even sell that. He says, yes,

1491
01:15:43,279 --> 01:15:49,279
but hey, then we saw the bobbing for pumpkins that

1492
01:15:49,319 --> 01:15:51,640
was won by Bobby Heathens team. Well, he's the brain,

1493
01:15:51,720 --> 01:15:54,319
of course he won. I'm not too sure what this

1494
01:15:54,439 --> 01:15:56,680
next competition takes, but nonetheless, gentlemen, are you ready? You

1495
01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:59,159
have sixty seconds to pass this pumpkin down the line.

1496
01:15:59,479 --> 01:16:02,600
If you drop. But that's where the count of passes stops.

1497
01:16:03,159 --> 01:16:06,319
So we begin with the faces. Uh, they start passing

1498
01:16:06,359 --> 01:16:08,720
it from one to the other. It's Jyd Tito, Santana,

1499
01:16:08,720 --> 01:16:11,399
a bunch of other faces here, and Jesse is already

1500
01:16:11,399 --> 01:16:14,199
accusing them of cheating. They're covering up with their capes. McMahon.

1501
01:16:14,199 --> 01:16:16,760
They're getting their hands in there. There's hands involved in there.

1502
01:16:17,960 --> 01:16:22,000
Lou Albano gets past the pumpkin, he then starts convulsing.

1503
01:16:23,520 --> 01:16:26,800
He must have an immediate allergic reaction. And this was why.

1504
01:16:28,560 --> 01:16:30,720
Speaker 1: You know, hell gets you every time.

1505
01:16:31,439 --> 01:16:37,600
Speaker 2: There's no such thing if you have some. So yeah,

1506
01:16:37,640 --> 01:16:39,920
Loui Bano starts shaking. He drops it before he can

1507
01:16:39,960 --> 01:16:43,319
pass it to Hogan. So there's five successful passes for

1508
01:16:43,439 --> 01:16:46,640
Loua Albano's team. Hogan should have fucking decked them right there.

1509
01:16:46,720 --> 01:16:48,520
You fucking up my push, dude, that's going to gets

1510
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:49,199
my win loss record.

1511
01:16:49,199 --> 01:16:50,960
Speaker 1: Brother, No, come on, that's his boy.

1512
01:16:52,239 --> 01:16:55,880
Speaker 2: Why is Andre not participating in the Halloween contest? Activities

1513
01:16:56,279 --> 01:16:59,439
just couldn't pay him enough. That fucking sucks. They should

1514
01:16:59,439 --> 01:17:00,920
have got pumpkin beer.

1515
01:17:02,199 --> 01:17:04,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, he probably went to the bar. He's not doing

1516
01:17:04,239 --> 01:17:07,279
the pumpkin pass.

1517
01:17:06,920 --> 01:17:11,199
Speaker 2: He's taking a big shit instead of doing this. So

1518
01:17:11,439 --> 01:17:14,399
we go to the next team and Jesse says, me

1519
01:17:14,439 --> 01:17:17,199
and Jean, we got a new late entry. Super rod

1520
01:17:17,279 --> 01:17:19,039
has arrived. This team has got to be the odds

1521
01:17:19,079 --> 01:17:21,079
on favorite because Roddy Piper's now here and his goddamn

1522
01:17:21,159 --> 01:17:23,960
Superman outfit. And then we have the Heels do it.

1523
01:17:24,000 --> 01:17:28,439
Speaker 1: The Heels, King Abraham Lincoln starts things off. I mean,

1524
01:17:28,479 --> 01:17:31,520
this is a crazy look. I mean, this guy looks nuts.

1525
01:17:32,479 --> 01:17:35,239
Speaker 2: I didn't realize that in my brain. King Kong Bunny

1526
01:17:35,359 --> 01:17:37,720
was not a stooge, but he kind of was.

1527
01:17:38,319 --> 01:17:38,880
Speaker 1: Got that hat.

1528
01:17:42,079 --> 01:17:44,119
Speaker 2: So they pass it one to the other, and we

1529
01:17:44,199 --> 01:17:46,479
get down to Elizabeth trying to pass it to Piper,

1530
01:17:46,520 --> 01:17:48,159
and Piper's going out of his way to make this

1531
01:17:48,199 --> 01:17:51,239
the most difficult process he could possibly make it and

1532
01:17:51,279 --> 01:17:54,760
Elizabeth drops it, which turns her into the most hated

1533
01:17:54,800 --> 01:17:55,720
person in the room.

1534
01:17:57,000 --> 01:17:58,920
Speaker 1: Macho man is pissed.

1535
01:17:58,880 --> 01:18:02,840
Speaker 2: Dude, Macho man in her face. Fucking Piper is screaming

1536
01:18:03,239 --> 01:18:08,319
a shame on you. They're like, all the Heels are

1537
01:18:08,359 --> 01:18:12,720
admonishing her for dropping this stupid ass pumpkin. Macho man

1538
01:18:12,800 --> 01:18:15,760
is I mean, he's so fucking mad. He's more mad

1539
01:18:15,840 --> 01:18:18,520
that he that they lost this than him not winning

1540
01:18:18,560 --> 01:18:23,159
the inter title, Like this is nuts and fucking. Jesse says, well,

1541
01:18:23,159 --> 01:18:24,840
I would suppose, you know, you go over there with

1542
01:18:24,880 --> 01:18:28,319
the Hillbillies. They grew up sitting on pumpkins. And she says,

1543
01:18:28,479 --> 01:18:30,000
what do you why do you want to get on

1544
01:18:30,039 --> 01:18:32,760
the case of the Hillbillies. Well, you better watch it yourself,

1545
01:18:32,760 --> 01:18:38,960
you little pumpkin, or how to pass you? I am sorry? Fuck,

1546
01:18:41,920 --> 01:18:46,279
I mean the the fucking the ability for these guys

1547
01:18:46,319 --> 01:18:51,039
to bounce off each other is amazing, Yeah, it really is.

1548
01:18:51,159 --> 01:18:52,479
The chemistry is fair with.

1549
01:18:52,439 --> 01:18:53,600
Speaker 1: Each other all the time.

1550
01:18:53,800 --> 01:18:55,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true. They're probably fucking ribbing each other on

1551
01:18:55,960 --> 01:18:57,000
the road constantly.

1552
01:18:57,359 --> 01:19:00,600
Speaker 1: Well, it goes to commercial when it comes back and Vince,

1553
01:19:00,680 --> 01:19:02,479
me and Gene and Jesse Ventur are here.

1554
01:19:02,600 --> 01:19:05,319
Speaker 2: Yes, Vince says, Pumpkin eating pie, passing and Piper's pitt

1555
01:19:05,319 --> 01:19:07,600
can't get any more than this. Well, let me tell

1556
01:19:07,600 --> 01:19:10,159
you too, dude, something you Jack McMahon and you little

1557
01:19:10,199 --> 01:19:12,319
ugly pumpkin. It could get a lot better than this.

1558
01:19:12,760 --> 01:19:15,039
Me and Piper, we want those Hillbillies in the ring

1559
01:19:15,279 --> 01:19:18,439
on the next Saturday Night made event. WWF you listen up,

1560
01:19:19,079 --> 01:19:22,520
and Jean's had enough. De loox up a Jesse Ventur

1561
01:19:22,560 --> 01:19:24,720
and says, you call me a little pumpkin. Jesse Ventura,

1562
01:19:25,000 --> 01:19:27,039
you're the last one to talk with them Pheasid and

1563
01:19:27,119 --> 01:19:28,800
peacock feathers all over your face.

1564
01:19:29,119 --> 01:19:30,159
Speaker 1: Aren't I pretty?

1565
01:19:30,720 --> 01:19:33,840
Speaker 2: Yeah, give me a break. Vince, I don't know about

1566
01:19:33,840 --> 01:19:34,199
this guy.

1567
01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:38,920
Speaker 1: Well, it goes to commercial and we come back and

1568
01:19:38,960 --> 01:19:43,039
they say goodbye.

1569
01:19:43,880 --> 01:19:48,760
Speaker 2: Dick ever Saw. So yeah, Vince is with Jesse and

1570
01:19:48,880 --> 01:19:51,239
vinceys I had a really good time, Jess, what about you. Well,

1571
01:19:51,239 --> 01:19:53,039
if that's your idea of a good time, McMahon, I've

1572
01:19:53,079 --> 01:19:58,479
sure had better ones. All right, So long, let's see

1573
01:19:58,479 --> 01:20:02,359
on the next Saturay Night's Man event. Dick ever Saw

1574
01:20:03,119 --> 01:20:06,000
is on this. He fucking put this together, shouts out

1575
01:20:06,239 --> 01:20:10,760
Dick ever Saw. I love these shows. I love these shows.

1576
01:20:10,880 --> 01:20:13,760
I feel like I have such an appreciation for a

1577
01:20:13,760 --> 01:20:15,600
lot of these guys more than I already did, like

1578
01:20:15,760 --> 01:20:18,479
completely admit myself. The terry funk that I know is

1579
01:20:19,119 --> 01:20:22,760
e CW and beyond sure how I caught him right

1580
01:20:22,800 --> 01:20:25,720
like he came into ECW. I his gimmick there was

1581
01:20:25,760 --> 01:20:27,720
he was the vet So I just knew that he'd

1582
01:20:27,800 --> 01:20:35,000
been around them, so like that's how I all saw him.

1583
01:20:35,000 --> 01:20:38,079
So getting back, go to go back and see like, oh, okay,

1584
01:20:38,239 --> 01:20:41,600
this is like this is why he was sick, Like

1585
01:20:41,760 --> 01:20:45,600
this is why I mean even with Hogan, like you know,

1586
01:20:45,800 --> 01:20:48,119
the Hogan that I saw, obviously, I've seen clips and

1587
01:20:48,119 --> 01:20:50,840
clips of him from fucking you know, Slimon Andre YadA, YadA, YadA.

1588
01:20:51,039 --> 01:20:53,760
But like you can very obviously see how this guy

1589
01:20:54,479 --> 01:20:56,760
caught the crowd that he did and how he got

1590
01:20:56,880 --> 01:21:01,000
so over. Everything he did was so flat, not maybe

1591
01:21:01,239 --> 01:21:04,560
not entirely moves wise, but just how he presented himself.

1592
01:21:04,600 --> 01:21:07,159
He was fucking huge, larger than life is probably good

1593
01:21:07,159 --> 01:21:09,119
way to put I think James said that earlier. Uh,

1594
01:21:09,520 --> 01:21:11,920
I mean, like I totally get like all this stuff,

1595
01:21:11,920 --> 01:21:15,199
Piper another guy, just the being able to see these guys,

1596
01:21:15,359 --> 01:21:17,920
I mean, nineteen eighty five, I don't know shit about

1597
01:21:17,960 --> 01:21:19,760
a lot of this stuff, even fucking Junkyard Dog like

1598
01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:21,840
James was talking about, which I you know, he was

1599
01:21:22,119 --> 01:21:24,039
fucking schooling me on that. You know, how over he

1600
01:21:24,199 --> 01:21:28,199
was before this. It's like, damn man, like fucking it

1601
01:21:28,359 --> 01:21:29,399
used to be better, huh.

1602
01:21:32,000 --> 01:21:34,039
Speaker 1: At the very least it was definitely different. Yeah.

1603
01:21:34,319 --> 01:21:36,279
Speaker 2: Well, that is it for WF Saturay Knight's Man event

1604
01:21:36,319 --> 01:21:39,840
from November two, nineteen eighty five, the Halloween episode, And

1605
01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:42,800
that is it for our show. Thank you so much

1606
01:21:42,840 --> 01:21:44,960
for joining us. Everybody. Make sure to check us out

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Pro Wrestling that is our pro wrestling company, DPW on

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Demand dot com, dpwtix dot com. Find outs if we're

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gonna be in your town soon. November seventh, Carry North Carolina,

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we got another show deep w t X dot com.

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Check out super Battle on DPW on demand dot com.

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Happy Halloween, motherfuckers, and we'll see you next week for

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another edition of the Deadlock Podcast