WEBVTT 1 00:00:15.199 --> 00:00:17.559 Hello, and welcome the Deep Blue Sea the podcast. I 2 00:00:17.600 --> 00:00:19.160 am Mark Sushi Halfmeyer. 3 00:00:19.559 --> 00:00:22.280 I am Jay Cooking with Gunpowder cloer to welcome your board. 4 00:00:22.280 --> 00:00:24.120 Deeply see the podcast on this show, whip into the 5 00:00:24.280 --> 00:00:27.199 entire Deep Blue Sea trilogy, scene by scene, but again 6 00:00:27.239 --> 00:00:29.280 with only wonderful guests, because we just love talking about 7 00:00:29.280 --> 00:00:31.000 this film so much, and this is deep. We see 8 00:00:31.039 --> 00:00:33.719 one chapter thirty two. What happens in Deep We see 9 00:00:33.719 --> 00:00:35.759 one chapter two. Let's have a listen. 10 00:00:36.880 --> 00:00:39.520 It's stuck to the shark. Carter has dragged a long underwater. 11 00:00:39.520 --> 00:00:41.240 As the shark heads to the hole in the fence, 12 00:00:41.920 --> 00:00:44.039 he grabs the metal. As the shark passes through, it's 13 00:00:44.079 --> 00:00:47.320 torn from its side of the tower. Creature connects the 14 00:00:47.320 --> 00:00:49.759 cable to the battery and feels the shark. 15 00:00:52.359 --> 00:00:52.840 Underwater. 16 00:00:53.119 --> 00:00:56.039 Cawter watches the shark explode just outside the aquatica barrier 17 00:00:56.159 --> 00:00:59.600 and it's blown backwards by the explosion. On the surface 18 00:01:00.039 --> 00:01:02.359 and plume of water and shark pure and rup to 19 00:01:02.399 --> 00:01:24.040 the sky. Preacher celebrates that looks mournful in the distance. 20 00:01:24.239 --> 00:01:27.439 Tata surfaces alive. Preacher sees him and smiles. 21 00:01:29.599 --> 00:01:35.680 Corner, Hey, what is the sushi. 22 00:01:38.040 --> 00:01:59.760 Harta swims back without any sushi. Preacher helps him up onto. 23 00:01:59.680 --> 00:02:05.319 The platfor forty five foot shark and you hit me nice. 24 00:02:07.239 --> 00:02:10.599 It could have been worse. I could let him eatch ass. 25 00:02:15.120 --> 00:02:16.840 Carter sits with his legs in the water. 26 00:02:17.400 --> 00:02:20.360 Hey, Cora, we've seen here, right yep. 27 00:02:22.120 --> 00:02:26.319 Let me ask you something. Are you sure it was 28 00:02:26.360 --> 00:02:27.280 just three sharks? 29 00:02:28.439 --> 00:02:30.560 Yeah? 30 00:02:30.360 --> 00:02:36.759 Okay, go gently lists his legs out of the water. 31 00:02:39.400 --> 00:02:39.800 Hmm. 32 00:02:39.919 --> 00:02:43.240 That's more like it. And that was deep See one 33 00:02:43.520 --> 00:02:45.680 chapter thirty two short chapter. This week we have a 34 00:02:45.719 --> 00:02:48.080 guest who second time in the show. First time time. 35 00:02:48.080 --> 00:02:49.439 I did see it the last time. He was on 36 00:02:49.479 --> 00:02:52.560 to talk with me about the Haunted submarine movie Below. 37 00:02:52.800 --> 00:02:55.919 Good movie was a great movie and one of our 38 00:02:56.439 --> 00:02:57.840 most downloaded episodes. 39 00:02:57.960 --> 00:03:00.639 Yeah, EPI nice. 40 00:03:02.039 --> 00:03:02.319 Is. 41 00:03:02.479 --> 00:03:05.159 It's a good movie and there's not much out there 42 00:03:05.199 --> 00:03:08.159 about it, so I think people were like, I love Below. 43 00:03:08.680 --> 00:03:10.240 No one talks about it, and like, oh I found 44 00:03:10.240 --> 00:03:13.840 an episode and they go listen to Below. That's It's 45 00:03:13.840 --> 00:03:16.400 not a smart theory, but I've had that on movie 46 00:03:16.439 --> 00:03:18.080 somes and flicks before, where I put a move like 47 00:03:18.120 --> 00:03:20.199 never back down and it does great because I don't 48 00:03:20.199 --> 00:03:23.520 think there's anything else out about it, so that that's 49 00:03:23.560 --> 00:03:25.960 my theory. I think it's a good movie and a 50 00:03:26.159 --> 00:03:28.039 rare episode about it, so it's cool. 51 00:03:28.919 --> 00:03:31.080 I agree. And the person who jowed me to talk 52 00:03:31.120 --> 00:03:33.520 about it from the movie Mustache was Simon Appleton. Simon, 53 00:03:33.520 --> 00:03:34.319 welcome back to the show. 54 00:03:34.759 --> 00:03:36.319 Thank you for having me. It's great to be back. 55 00:03:37.400 --> 00:03:40.759 Had to introduce you before Marcus started another little speech. 56 00:03:42.680 --> 00:03:44.960 Sees when I take a breath and then jump something 57 00:03:45.000 --> 00:03:50.639 in there real quick, Mark, I. 58 00:03:50.560 --> 00:03:52.919 Was thinking about one of your most downloaded episodes. I 59 00:03:52.960 --> 00:03:55.840 mean that's like, wow, I've never heard that said about 60 00:03:55.879 --> 00:03:56.240 me ever. 61 00:03:56.360 --> 00:03:59.560 So all right, legend DBS legend. 62 00:04:01.000 --> 00:04:03.520 Over here and it's it's it's because it's one of 63 00:04:03.599 --> 00:04:06.159 those titles. But you just the word below is used 64 00:04:06.199 --> 00:04:09.680 in It's not like tied to that film. It's a 65 00:04:09.719 --> 00:04:12.599 frequent word. Yeah, it's it's not it's not like you 66 00:04:12.680 --> 00:04:16.720 were on Why can't I think of a like the 67 00:04:16.800 --> 00:04:19.560 abyss Abyss is not a word as often used as 68 00:04:19.600 --> 00:04:23.439 much as below or anyway. But yeah, but I think 69 00:04:23.480 --> 00:04:25.839 it must be your magnetic personality. And then talking about 70 00:04:25.839 --> 00:04:32.160 the absolutely people, Yeah, it's it's it's up there. I 71 00:04:32.160 --> 00:04:40.000 think it's still so Simon deep thoughts history love it 72 00:04:40.040 --> 00:04:40.920 as well. 73 00:04:40.959 --> 00:04:45.000 Obviously, Well, I I when you asked me to be 74 00:04:45.079 --> 00:04:48.800 on to discuss below, I actually rewatched Deep Blue Cy 75 00:04:48.920 --> 00:04:52.279 for the first time. Did twenty odd years. I haven't 76 00:04:52.319 --> 00:04:55.160 seen it since it first came on Sky Cinema. So 77 00:04:55.160 --> 00:04:58.360 we were talking not no Sky Movies, because it was 78 00:04:58.600 --> 00:05:01.279 it was Sky Movies back in the day, and it 79 00:05:01.319 --> 00:05:04.199 was yeah, yeah. So I watched it then and hadn't 80 00:05:04.199 --> 00:05:07.519 watched it for all those years, and suddenly thought, I'm 81 00:05:07.519 --> 00:05:09.720 being invited onto a podcast where they talk about Deep 82 00:05:09.759 --> 00:05:12.199 Blue Sea a lot. I should probably watch this movie 83 00:05:12.279 --> 00:05:14.279 and try to remember something about it. 84 00:05:15.040 --> 00:05:20.120 You're surprised how many people don't do that. 85 00:05:21.360 --> 00:05:24.920 It's movies and research, and it's like that sounds in 86 00:05:24.959 --> 00:05:27.240 my wheelhouse. Yeah yeah, movies watching movie. Yeah I can 87 00:05:27.279 --> 00:05:27.480 do that. 88 00:05:27.680 --> 00:05:31.199 Oh yeah, preach, preach. Yeah. I love it, And. 89 00:05:31.680 --> 00:05:34.199 I actually was surprised how much I enjoyed it. I 90 00:05:34.199 --> 00:05:39.879 remember saying to you Jay, I actually really enjoyed its it. 91 00:05:39.879 --> 00:05:42.439 It's hard to explain, but it just it works as 92 00:05:42.480 --> 00:05:46.079 a movie. It's ridiculous, but there are parts of it 93 00:05:46.120 --> 00:05:48.600 that are actually believable. I actually wrote in my notes 94 00:05:48.959 --> 00:05:54.319 prepping for this the Hubris is real and it's like, yeah, yeah, 95 00:05:54.399 --> 00:05:57.360 that is what makes it work is because you can 96 00:05:57.480 --> 00:06:01.439 believe that people would be that's stupid and try to 97 00:06:01.480 --> 00:06:06.560 hide it because of especially where where they're coming from, 98 00:06:07.199 --> 00:06:10.639 the growing up of a parent with dementia and wanting 99 00:06:10.759 --> 00:06:14.759 desperately to cure that. Yeah, and I think, and then 100 00:06:14.800 --> 00:06:17.720 of course you throw it into this creepy submarine pen 101 00:06:17.800 --> 00:06:21.759 in the middle of the ocean, which looks really really good. 102 00:06:21.879 --> 00:06:25.639 There's so many practical sets and effects, and there's some 103 00:06:25.720 --> 00:06:27.720 rubbery CGI. But it was nineteen ninety nine, you know, 104 00:06:28.000 --> 00:06:31.480 that was the time of robbery CGI. So no, I 105 00:06:31.600 --> 00:06:34.680 actually really enjoyed it. And when you message me again, 106 00:06:34.959 --> 00:06:37.560 I went in search of it and was like, I'm 107 00:06:37.560 --> 00:06:40.160 buying it this time because I loved last time. 108 00:06:42.480 --> 00:06:44.519 I asked what format did you buy it on? 109 00:06:46.680 --> 00:06:49.759 I did buy it on Amazon Prime. Okay, it wasn't 110 00:06:49.759 --> 00:06:54.160 a physical copy, but I looked it up and I thought, yep, 111 00:06:54.480 --> 00:06:57.480 that's uh. I'm buying it this time because I enjoyed it, 112 00:06:57.519 --> 00:07:00.560 and I watched it the other night, and then after 113 00:07:00.600 --> 00:07:03.800 finishing the film, watched the chapter specifically that we're talking 114 00:07:03.800 --> 00:07:08.800 about tonight, three times over just to get my full 115 00:07:08.800 --> 00:07:09.360 thoughts on it. 116 00:07:09.920 --> 00:07:11.439 I love it. I love it. 117 00:07:11.480 --> 00:07:13.560 So your your site is the movie mustache, and I 118 00:07:14.000 --> 00:07:17.839 we should start with we get Preacher's mustache is in 119 00:07:17.920 --> 00:07:21.680 this is in this chapter. It's not a thick, it's 120 00:07:21.680 --> 00:07:24.720 not a prominent mustache, but it's there. And I just 121 00:07:24.759 --> 00:07:27.120 want to get your thoughts. Where where does this sit 122 00:07:27.439 --> 00:07:30.160 in the pantheon of movie mustaches? What does what does 123 00:07:30.199 --> 00:07:34.639 Preachers kind of? It's it's trimmed, it's neat, it's small, 124 00:07:34.680 --> 00:07:35.800 but it's it's it's there. 125 00:07:36.040 --> 00:07:38.680 Can I ask a more specific question, where does it 126 00:07:38.720 --> 00:07:40.920 stand in creature feature mustaches? 127 00:07:41.600 --> 00:07:44.560 Okay, sure, a trickier question. 128 00:07:45.079 --> 00:07:51.199 Definitely, question I did appreciate give, given that the rest 129 00:07:51.240 --> 00:07:54.879 of them is, shall we say, a bit scruffy, even 130 00:07:54.920 --> 00:07:59.360 before the been through a underwater lab starts sinking into 131 00:07:59.360 --> 00:07:59.800 the Pacific. 132 00:08:00.839 --> 00:08:00.959 Uh. 133 00:08:01.839 --> 00:08:06.680 I did appreciate the neatness and the care taken to 134 00:08:06.920 --> 00:08:10.680 cultivate such a mustache. And it's very cool Jay as well, 135 00:08:10.720 --> 00:08:16.759 It's very it works with his his his looks and 136 00:08:16.800 --> 00:08:19.199 his charming features. 137 00:08:20.199 --> 00:08:23.240 You know, there's not many mustaches and creature features. 138 00:08:24.120 --> 00:08:25.079 I'm racking my brains. 139 00:08:25.199 --> 00:08:31.199 Alien can't like Predator? No, does anyone have mustash and 140 00:08:31.279 --> 00:08:32.080 King Kong. 141 00:08:33.600 --> 00:08:35.440 Sam Elliott creature feature. 142 00:08:35.720 --> 00:08:41.000 Blaine's got a mustache and Predator. He does because he 143 00:08:41.039 --> 00:08:43.159 ain't got time to bleed, but he does have time 144 00:08:43.200 --> 00:08:45.480 to trim the mustache. It's very important. 145 00:08:46.320 --> 00:08:48.519 Andy has a good stashing King Kong and we all 146 00:08:48.519 --> 00:08:49.960 know what happens to him. 147 00:08:50.120 --> 00:08:54.200 He does. See there's there's the Sam Elliott film Frogs 148 00:08:54.279 --> 00:08:56.840 from the seventies. He doesn't have a mustache in it. 149 00:08:57.000 --> 00:09:00.519 He's mustacheless. I haven't seen it yet. Something that's will 150 00:09:00.519 --> 00:09:03.639 cover it one day, but not this year. That's Amphibians 151 00:09:03.639 --> 00:09:06.919 since the rep tell you. But like I can't think. 152 00:09:07.000 --> 00:09:11.600 Is there a Tom Senek creature feature? Is there a 153 00:09:11.639 --> 00:09:12.799 Burt Reynolds creature feat? 154 00:09:12.879 --> 00:09:18.200 But what about Bert from Tremors? Tremors? Yeah, Bert, he 155 00:09:18.240 --> 00:09:21.559 has a mustache in the first one he does. That's 156 00:09:21.559 --> 00:09:22.360 a sweet stash. 157 00:09:23.080 --> 00:09:23.600 M hmmm. 158 00:09:23.799 --> 00:09:25.279 Have you ever watched that movie Safe Men? 159 00:09:27.159 --> 00:09:28.080 No? 160 00:09:28.080 --> 00:09:34.639 No, it's with Mark Ruffalo, Sam Rockwell, Paul Giamati. He 161 00:09:34.639 --> 00:09:37.320 plays a guy called Veil Chap and they're a fake 162 00:09:37.399 --> 00:09:39.559 band who are mistaken. They're like a wedding band who 163 00:09:39.559 --> 00:09:42.200 get mistaken for robbers and with the mafia people and 164 00:09:42.240 --> 00:09:44.399 they have to do some missions. But people look at 165 00:09:44.399 --> 00:09:46.480 Mark Ruffalo and they're like, they're like sweet Stash, and 166 00:09:46.519 --> 00:09:49.320 he always goes, thanks bro, but like in a very 167 00:09:49.320 --> 00:09:53.879 Mark Ruffalo voice. So when I talk about Bert and Tremor's, 168 00:09:53.960 --> 00:09:57.120 I'm gonna say sweet Stash from Safe Men. Just let 169 00:09:57.159 --> 00:09:59.200 everyone know he's putting that out there in the world. 170 00:10:00.279 --> 00:10:00.759 I would love. 171 00:10:02.200 --> 00:10:04.639 We have to keep an eye out for mustaches and 172 00:10:04.679 --> 00:10:06.759 creature features as we go forward. There must be others. 173 00:10:08.480 --> 00:10:14.799 There has been a mustache in the Jurassic franchise. 174 00:10:14.919 --> 00:10:17.120 Has Wolford Brimley ever been in a creature feature? 175 00:10:17.519 --> 00:10:22.879 I mean the thing is kind of a creature feature. Yeah, 176 00:10:23.200 --> 00:10:26.200 and that's that's the Wolford Brimley film. I know he's 177 00:10:26.200 --> 00:10:28.720 in Cocoon, wasn't he as that's one of the two. 178 00:10:29.799 --> 00:10:31.480 That was really quick Jay. Oh, but he doesn't have 179 00:10:31.480 --> 00:10:34.080 a mustache. And the thing, Oh my god. 180 00:10:34.120 --> 00:10:37.440 What is it with famous mustaches in creature features not 181 00:10:37.480 --> 00:10:38.559 having a mustache? 182 00:10:38.679 --> 00:10:41.759 I don't want to be confused with the creature like 183 00:10:41.919 --> 00:10:45.879 Tom Selleck stars and you know Monster and then he 184 00:10:46.240 --> 00:10:49.399 shaved his stash for it. Just what happened? 185 00:10:51.679 --> 00:10:52.759 Mustache? 186 00:10:53.360 --> 00:10:55.600 Know why? But I'm now thinking of that. The twin 187 00:10:55.799 --> 00:10:59.159 actors who are in Terminated too, they both play the 188 00:10:59.200 --> 00:11:02.960 security guard. Sure, yeah, I don't know why, but that 189 00:11:03.000 --> 00:11:04.200 just sprang in my head. And that's not even a 190 00:11:04.240 --> 00:11:06.000 creature feature. That's robots and sci fi. 191 00:11:07.039 --> 00:11:09.679 Yeah, like Tom said, is in Runaway, which is robots 192 00:11:09.879 --> 00:11:14.679 and sci fi. I think I haven't seen one. I'm trying. 193 00:11:16.320 --> 00:11:20.159 In the Descent, Dave definitely should should have had a 194 00:11:20.240 --> 00:11:22.879 mustache in three, but he didn't, but his characters should 195 00:11:22.879 --> 00:11:26.919 have had a mustache. I feel like that this is 196 00:11:27.320 --> 00:11:29.320 this is We've opened a whole one away. It's gonna 197 00:11:29.320 --> 00:11:34.480 be a whole years long, year years long. There must 198 00:11:34.480 --> 00:11:36.879 be a mustache in the Sharknader films, but I don't think. 199 00:11:39.039 --> 00:11:41.120 Can we do that? Can we? Is there a mustache? 200 00:11:42.080 --> 00:11:42.440 Will do? 201 00:11:43.279 --> 00:11:43.720 How deep? 202 00:11:45.840 --> 00:11:49.159 Is there a mustache? Yeah? I mean I had to 203 00:11:49.279 --> 00:11:52.519 start to Preacher in the Chatter because he is incredible 204 00:11:52.559 --> 00:11:54.799 in this scene. I know we love it in general, 205 00:11:55.039 --> 00:11:58.519 but I just I can't take my eyes off everything 206 00:11:59.559 --> 00:12:04.799 he does in this two minute sequence. Like the Great Teeth, 207 00:12:04.840 --> 00:12:08.440 Electric Shock is perfect, the celebration when the bomb goes off, 208 00:12:08.440 --> 00:12:12.000 the look of remorse he realizes the bomb went off 209 00:12:12.519 --> 00:12:15.519 Carter and then his eyes lighting up when he sees Carter. 210 00:12:15.960 --> 00:12:18.840 He throws in a couple of jokes, a sigh of 211 00:12:18.879 --> 00:12:20.960 relief when he helps cut her out of the water, 212 00:12:21.000 --> 00:12:24.000 but he's still like wincing in pain because he's injured 213 00:12:24.039 --> 00:12:27.600 all over. And that was perfect in this scene. And 214 00:12:27.919 --> 00:12:30.360 it's no one. Day's everyone's favorite character because he's just 215 00:12:30.399 --> 00:12:31.919 the best. He's great. 216 00:12:32.159 --> 00:12:38.799 That's a million dollar smile when he realizes Carter's still alive. Yeah, yeah, yeah, 217 00:12:38.840 --> 00:12:41.440 you know. I should let my daughter watch this smile 218 00:12:41.559 --> 00:12:44.559 because she's just forgotten how to smile because she just 219 00:12:44.600 --> 00:12:46.759 goes cheese. But she looks really angry when she does it. 220 00:12:46.799 --> 00:12:50.279 She goes cheez. It just looks sort of hardcore. So 221 00:12:50.360 --> 00:12:52.720 all her photos just look like she's yelling, you know, 222 00:12:52.840 --> 00:12:55.399 like a hardcore lyrics. So I should show her this 223 00:12:55.480 --> 00:12:57.480 and be like, no, that's how you say smile. 224 00:12:59.879 --> 00:13:02.559 You's gonna pretend you've blown up your friend, but he's alive. 225 00:13:03.759 --> 00:13:05.960 He's ready alive. You think you've killed him, but you haven't. 226 00:13:06.120 --> 00:13:09.080 Okay, now you just blow up a gentically modified shark, 227 00:13:09.240 --> 00:13:10.960 but you think you might have blown up your friend 228 00:13:11.120 --> 00:13:13.919 because you shot a spear into his leg. But after 229 00:13:13.960 --> 00:13:16.919 all the massive explosion, you're all bummed out. But guess what, 230 00:13:17.240 --> 00:13:19.759 your buddy comes out of the seat and you're happy. 231 00:13:21.279 --> 00:13:24.679 She'd be like, oh cool, dad, what. 232 00:13:27.600 --> 00:13:30.039 And then years later she will be watching that film 233 00:13:30.080 --> 00:13:32.279 with her friends, thinking what's this movie and then go. 234 00:13:32.840 --> 00:13:36.120 Oh, that'd be amazing. 235 00:13:36.559 --> 00:13:39.360 Should be subconsciously grinning and shouldn't know why. 236 00:13:41.279 --> 00:13:47.879 Smiling every time I see this man, there's something weird, 237 00:13:47.960 --> 00:13:50.200 like there's just I don't really I don't know why. 238 00:13:50.279 --> 00:13:54.759 But whenever I hear you know, like, just smile whatever. 239 00:13:55.000 --> 00:13:57.000 Whatever Mind Hunters is on, I just smile. 240 00:13:57.759 --> 00:14:00.000 Whatever Hollow h two was on. Just constant grinning. 241 00:14:02.440 --> 00:14:05.000 It's like some insidious stuff. I bring over lynn Shay 242 00:14:05.120 --> 00:14:08.480 and I convince her to smile whenever she sees lcol Jay. 243 00:14:09.720 --> 00:14:12.679 Then it's any given Sunday. It's just my favorite film. 244 00:14:13.080 --> 00:14:15.399 Thank you so happy. 245 00:14:17.200 --> 00:14:19.200 You got the n c I S Los Angeles box set. 246 00:14:21.840 --> 00:14:24.799 Richter's grit When Americon comes on TV, it's kind of stuff. 247 00:14:25.279 --> 00:14:26.679 Dad, I've been I've been in front of the TV 248 00:14:26.759 --> 00:14:28.799 for three days. I don't know why. 249 00:14:29.440 --> 00:14:30.759 I faced that so much. 250 00:14:32.399 --> 00:14:33.559 God stop smiling. 251 00:14:33.759 --> 00:14:35.960 I have to bring lynnha back to wipe her memory 252 00:14:36.240 --> 00:14:38.840 from Llo cool J. But then we get to watch 253 00:14:38.919 --> 00:14:42.679 everything over again. One. I mean, imagine being able to 254 00:14:42.720 --> 00:14:46.320 watch n C I, s l A again with a 255 00:14:46.399 --> 00:14:46.840 clean man. 256 00:14:47.840 --> 00:14:50.559 Neither has anyone. 257 00:14:51.960 --> 00:14:55.320 Yeah, I have thirty years. And now he's doing a 258 00:14:55.360 --> 00:14:56.039 New York one. 259 00:14:56.799 --> 00:15:02.200 Yeah yeah, big naval in New York Harbor, isn't there? 260 00:15:02.360 --> 00:15:04.960 Oh yeah? I mean you know what, if you can 261 00:15:05.000 --> 00:15:07.879 do mcas New York, that makes sense. But they'll probably 262 00:15:07.879 --> 00:15:09.320 shoot it in Toronto. 263 00:15:10.000 --> 00:15:11.159 Yeah. 264 00:15:11.320 --> 00:15:14.519 We don't know. A show called something Boston Blue, but 265 00:15:14.799 --> 00:15:16.840 I know most of it shoots in Toronto and they 266 00:15:16.919 --> 00:15:19.320 just do exteriors in Boston because it's too expensive with 267 00:15:19.360 --> 00:15:20.279 all the permits. 268 00:15:20.559 --> 00:15:25.240 So I gave up on the Blue Bloods. Yeah, I 269 00:15:25.279 --> 00:15:29.080 gave up on that years ago. So it's reached the 270 00:15:29.120 --> 00:15:32.440 point of it. Okay, So it's the same as last week. 271 00:15:32.600 --> 00:15:37.399 There's the dinner. Oh, that guy's dead. Oh okay, the 272 00:15:37.399 --> 00:15:39.879 guy in uniform, he's got some uniform police stuff to 273 00:15:39.919 --> 00:15:43.600 deal with, right, Yeah, now there's another dinner. Oh, they 274 00:15:43.679 --> 00:15:46.360 all go to Dad because you know, oh, dad's not 275 00:15:46.360 --> 00:15:50.080 their granddad. Okay, and yet now we sold the case 276 00:15:50.120 --> 00:15:53.320 and yeah, ann if. 277 00:15:53.240 --> 00:15:54.960 I could if I was an actor and I could 278 00:15:54.960 --> 00:15:58.120 pick one TV show to be a regular on for 279 00:15:58.200 --> 00:16:01.679 every single episode, it would be Blue Blood because you're 280 00:16:01.759 --> 00:16:05.840 just all right, table scene, cools to the table, do 281 00:16:05.879 --> 00:16:08.799 your coverage, go home to your family, make bank on syndication. 282 00:16:09.720 --> 00:16:10.720 I would blue Blood it. 283 00:16:12.720 --> 00:16:16.000 I watched I watched an interview with Charlie Sheen not 284 00:16:16.039 --> 00:16:20.559 so long ago, and he was talking about what it's 285 00:16:20.720 --> 00:16:22.440 like to be on a show like that, and his 286 00:16:22.559 --> 00:16:25.159 dad said the same thing about The West Wing was 287 00:16:25.200 --> 00:16:27.759 you start off with you get your scripts, you're looking 288 00:16:27.799 --> 00:16:29.559 at it. Oh great, there's a great scene. Oh yeah great, 289 00:16:29.559 --> 00:16:31.480 there's a great scene. And then you get to season 290 00:16:31.840 --> 00:16:35.000 five or season four and it's like, oh yeah, great, 291 00:16:35.039 --> 00:16:35.960 I could have a day off. 292 00:16:38.600 --> 00:16:41.360 I listened to the West Wing Weekly podcast and you 293 00:16:41.440 --> 00:16:43.360 hear about dou Da Hill will always try and be 294 00:16:43.399 --> 00:16:45.840 positioned on the edge of the frame so that he 295 00:16:45.879 --> 00:16:47.360 could just be like he could duck out. I'm not 296 00:16:47.919 --> 00:16:50.440 like Sam Jackson does a bunch in deeper Ze. He 297 00:16:50.480 --> 00:16:53.120 goes and plays golf two dayslocked out for the day 298 00:16:53.120 --> 00:16:54.799 he's done. 299 00:16:55.120 --> 00:16:57.000 You'll be even better if you're in Blue Bloods and 300 00:16:57.039 --> 00:16:59.080 you're in every episode, but you're not at the table, 301 00:16:59.480 --> 00:17:01.879 so consistent paycheck and you don't have to study at 302 00:17:01.879 --> 00:17:03.679 the table for twelve hours doing coverage. 303 00:17:04.640 --> 00:17:06.200 I feel like I'd like to be on something like 304 00:17:06.240 --> 00:17:08.200 a medical show like The Pit or whatever, wait, where 305 00:17:08.240 --> 00:17:11.079 I'm just a patient who is in a coma. So 306 00:17:11.160 --> 00:17:17.160 I'm just asleep every episode. I'm in a coma all day, 307 00:17:17.279 --> 00:17:19.839 and it's a fifteen hour day. I'm a coma all time. 308 00:17:19.839 --> 00:17:22.400 I'm just getting paid to nap in the background. 309 00:17:24.000 --> 00:17:24.960 For the entire season. 310 00:17:25.480 --> 00:17:31.680 Just repeater Griffin The Family Guy where he's the corpse 311 00:17:31.720 --> 00:17:33.519 in I think it was Laura and Order or something, 312 00:17:33.559 --> 00:17:36.279 and halfway through the scene he just starts scratching his 313 00:17:36.359 --> 00:17:37.759 crotch underneath. 314 00:17:37.319 --> 00:17:41.480 The Oh yeah, yeah, I played. 315 00:17:41.240 --> 00:17:47.480 A dead Okay, well what was I Hunger Games? But 316 00:17:47.519 --> 00:17:49.279 the ad set me up in a way where I 317 00:17:49.319 --> 00:17:51.119 was bent up in a weird position, so I kept 318 00:17:51.160 --> 00:17:53.880 cramping every time they would come down, and then he 319 00:17:53.880 --> 00:17:55.880 would just laugh about it, and then my foot fell asleep. 320 00:17:56.279 --> 00:17:58.000 But I mean I got paid double, so that was cool, 321 00:17:59.799 --> 00:18:03.160 very important question for you, Simon. I was recently on 322 00:18:03.240 --> 00:18:10.640 Band of Brothers minute with Rob and and I love it. 323 00:18:10.400 --> 00:18:13.039 It's probably one of my favorite things ever, top three 324 00:18:13.039 --> 00:18:16.759 things ever, probably like Return of the Jedi Deep Blue Sea, 325 00:18:16.839 --> 00:18:19.720 band of Brothers. Maybe Planet Earth and then Earth goes 326 00:18:19.759 --> 00:18:24.359 stupid that's five. I don't care. But Donny Walburg's incredible. 327 00:18:24.400 --> 00:18:27.720 His narration is perfect, He's he's fantastic in it. But 328 00:18:27.720 --> 00:18:29.880 there's a scene where he's eating, and it's the worst 329 00:18:30.440 --> 00:18:33.200 acting eating I've ever seen in my life. Well, no, 330 00:18:33.240 --> 00:18:34.839 it's not as bad as like Big Bang Theory or 331 00:18:34.880 --> 00:18:37.640 other things like that, but it's bad and it's it 332 00:18:37.720 --> 00:18:39.640 took me out of the scene. Does he get better 333 00:18:39.680 --> 00:18:41.079 at fake eating? And Blue Bloods? 334 00:18:42.759 --> 00:18:44.640 Do they ever actually eat the food? And Blue Bloods? 335 00:18:44.640 --> 00:18:47.160 I just thought it sat there festering under studio lights. 336 00:18:47.559 --> 00:18:50.079 Oh okay, I've never watched it. 337 00:18:50.119 --> 00:18:52.279 I did hear that because they put the real food 338 00:18:52.319 --> 00:18:54.240 out and then obviously they like you say, they're filming 339 00:18:54.279 --> 00:18:56.160 the scene all day and they got the big hot 340 00:18:56.200 --> 00:18:59.200 studio likes. Apparently the meat especially starts to get really 341 00:18:59.680 --> 00:19:02.440 bad towards the end of the day because it's just festering. 342 00:19:03.400 --> 00:19:05.039 Okay, I just want to know if he's gotten better 343 00:19:05.079 --> 00:19:06.119 at eating on screen. 344 00:19:06.519 --> 00:19:09.839 I have I'm sure they just avoid the food as 345 00:19:09.920 --> 00:19:10.559 best they can. 346 00:19:11.119 --> 00:19:12.559 You don't want to like two days off for food 347 00:19:12.559 --> 00:19:13.799 poisoning every week. 348 00:19:16.000 --> 00:19:17.359 Which I didn't know. It is a trend here. 349 00:19:18.200 --> 00:19:22.279 Speaking of food poisoning, what if Carter came back with 350 00:19:22.400 --> 00:19:27.519 sushi and the ending of the movie it's just the 351 00:19:27.599 --> 00:19:30.680 two of them, like a medium shot of them with 352 00:19:30.759 --> 00:19:34.880 a giant slab of meat like in water World, just eating, 353 00:19:35.839 --> 00:19:37.559 and the credits roll over their face. 354 00:19:38.680 --> 00:19:42.160 But doesn't count as sushi. Technically it's been kind of cooked. 355 00:19:44.640 --> 00:19:47.559 I actually wrote this down. Doesn't count as sushi because 356 00:19:47.599 --> 00:19:50.000 it's technically been at least partly cooked. 357 00:19:50.400 --> 00:19:53.119 Yeah, so I looked into both these things. Firstly, you 358 00:19:53.160 --> 00:19:55.559 can't have shark sushi because it's got yurea all through it, 359 00:19:55.559 --> 00:19:57.839 which starts to decompose immediately after being killed. So it 360 00:19:57.839 --> 00:19:59.839 would needs to be even fresher than this shark would 361 00:19:59.839 --> 00:20:02.000 be to be okay, do you eat it? You basically 362 00:20:02.000 --> 00:20:03.920 need to eat it whilst it's alive or it's bad 363 00:20:03.960 --> 00:20:06.720 for you. But also, you can't cook something with an explosion. 364 00:20:07.200 --> 00:20:09.839 I did. I did extensive Google searching. It's like, can 365 00:20:09.920 --> 00:20:12.680 you cook things with an explosion? And everything's like no, 366 00:20:13.039 --> 00:20:15.440 if it's hot enough to fully cook the food, it's 367 00:20:15.440 --> 00:20:19.119 gonna have disintegrated it. It won't exist anymore, or it'll 368 00:20:19.200 --> 00:20:22.599 be thrown with such if it's or like a big 369 00:20:22.759 --> 00:20:25.039 explosion will throw the food so far away that you 370 00:20:25.119 --> 00:20:27.759 don't have it anymore. It's just in the distance, it's 371 00:20:27.759 --> 00:20:30.599 on the horizon, it's sailing across the sea. So no, 372 00:20:30.839 --> 00:20:34.079 Basically I was really hoping, like I was having to 373 00:20:34.079 --> 00:20:37.960 find a video of people like cooking with dynamite, like 374 00:20:38.400 --> 00:20:40.759 you know, dynamite fishing, and it comes out and it's 375 00:20:40.799 --> 00:20:44.000 like a cooked bit of fish. But no, And also 376 00:20:44.079 --> 00:20:48.039 if you were to explode and the meat or to 377 00:20:48.079 --> 00:20:50.440 survive in some fashion, you definitely shouldn't eat it because 378 00:20:50.440 --> 00:20:52.920 it will be radiated in some way. It'll it'll be 379 00:20:53.359 --> 00:20:58.519 like just poison, just just straight poison. So listeners, don't 380 00:20:58.519 --> 00:21:00.759 try z home, don't don't try and blow up. 381 00:21:02.480 --> 00:21:06.880 If you ever meet a genetically modified shark and attacking facility, 382 00:21:07.599 --> 00:21:09.839 do not shoot dynamite into it, blow it up, and 383 00:21:09.880 --> 00:21:13.759 then eat that meat. Would have Preacher had a little 384 00:21:13.880 --> 00:21:16.359 little cook do if he rigged something up. 385 00:21:18.759 --> 00:21:22.079 What like a little little stove. Yeah, he has a 386 00:21:22.119 --> 00:21:26.839 little there's plenty of fire, Yeah, exactly, he just needs 387 00:21:26.880 --> 00:21:29.680 to rig up a spit he takes there. 388 00:21:29.680 --> 00:21:32.559 It is there it is. He It cuts to him 389 00:21:32.640 --> 00:21:36.480 spinning a big hunk of meat at the end and 390 00:21:36.519 --> 00:21:37.759 he and Cardior are just munching. 391 00:21:38.680 --> 00:21:40.480 Ida brings it back and realize, oh no, wait, this 392 00:21:40.519 --> 00:21:41.240 is Susan's leg. 393 00:21:45.200 --> 00:21:47.559 And then and then scars guard pops up. It's like, 394 00:21:47.680 --> 00:21:48.640 oh you're still here. 395 00:21:51.559 --> 00:21:53.720 He goes, I'll have some of her leg. I'm a 396 00:21:53.759 --> 00:21:54.160 way to go. 397 00:21:56.079 --> 00:21:58.119 For the people in the boat who turn up at 398 00:21:58.119 --> 00:22:03.519 the end instead of just bobbacue and they'd be like, what, 399 00:22:03.640 --> 00:22:06.119 who are they cooking? That's what's going on. 400 00:22:06.440 --> 00:22:08.920 I didn't even think about that. You there's a chance 401 00:22:08.960 --> 00:22:12.720