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Speaker 3: Are our engineers on the case over there?
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: We've got a U Fried Chicken litigation to report on.
Speaker 3: Potential litigation.
Speaker 1: Why would you be suing over fried chicken? I mean,
Speaker 1: I know it's awesome, but I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna tell you why.
Speaker 3: Because when you're KFC and you get a competing brand
Speaker 3: that thinks they're going to hijack the phrase original recipe,
Speaker 3: Oh we start using that in their advertising. That's when
Speaker 3: you get fried chicken litigation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're out.
Speaker 1: If you even try that, man, they will throw the
Speaker 1: twelfth spice at you.
Speaker 3: So in September, Church's Fried Chicken started slinging around the
Speaker 3: phrase original recipe Nope. KFC noted that and took issue
Speaker 3: and quote on behalf of all fried chicken lovers out there.
Speaker 3: We take it personally when another company tries to claim
Speaker 3: our iconic taste in branding as its own. According to
Speaker 3: a KFC rep, we remain committed to protecting our brand's
Speaker 3: intellectual property and safeguarding the experience of our customers. They've
Speaker 3: had original Recipe trademark since nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 1: Oh god, yeah, that and the whatever the special spice's.
Speaker 3: Eleven herbs and spice secret. There's a secret in there
Speaker 3: somewhere right there is But I will tell you this,
Speaker 3: and I think I've said this before. You want to
Speaker 3: try to replicate it at home, go down that uh
Speaker 3: that aisle there with the spices and whatnot in the
Speaker 3: grocery store and look for Kentucky kernel and uh use
Speaker 3: that coating.
Speaker 2: Let me know the results.
Speaker 1: Sorry, never gonna never gonna replicate the uh.
Speaker 3: The closest thing I I know of.
Speaker 1: The best advice I can give is that right there
Speaker 1: frying chicken. Though that's a pain in the ass when
Speaker 1: when you can just go to a Publix or a
Speaker 1: KFC or you know what I'm getting. There's so many
Speaker 1: great options, even though everything will cause you an arm
Speaker 1: and a leg.
Speaker 3: Now it's the cleanup that is the pain in the
Speaker 3: ass place.
Speaker 2: That burns you. Sustain.
Speaker 3: You know, we're like you're you're you're aluminum vest while you.
Speaker 1: Because when you're when you're deep frying chicken, you gotta
Speaker 1: kind of dredge it, you know, like this pat where
Speaker 1: you drag the fingers and the more beers you have,
Speaker 1: you go, oh, knuckle it in. Somebody said, finger licking litigation.
Speaker 1: That's right, that's right. Don't screw a KFC man. Ooh,
Speaker 1: and there it is the one I always tell you
Speaker 1: about mashed potatoes. No, no, I you know I love
Speaker 1: their mashtabo for instant potato. Nobody said that. Okay, may
Speaker 1: I read you what I was going to do.
Speaker 2: It's coming.
Speaker 1: Don't worry, I know it is. You ready what I've
Speaker 1: told you that you haven't had, but you need to.
Speaker 1: Crispy crunchy chicken is very good. That's it's not the
Speaker 1: best fried chicken, but very good. Somebody brand, Yeah, they're
Speaker 1: just a brand that happens to be sold in convenience stores.
Speaker 2: I think they.
Speaker 1: I think they might have one location as well. Hey
Speaker 1: how did.
Speaker 3: This get by us?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 3: Well, I guess we noticed it late yesterday in the
Speaker 3: show the human head that washed up on the beach
Speaker 3: in Miami.
Speaker 2: Keep a Scane. Yeah, the head on the beach.
Speaker 1: When you hear Miami that that just solidifies what you've
Speaker 1: said about the further you go south the Sketchyer, it gets.
Speaker 3: Specifically the head was found on a portion of the
Speaker 3: beach behind the Key Colony two Ocean Sound condominium building
Speaker 3: two fifty one on Crandon Boulevard and Keep a Scan.
Speaker 1: Why do you say building two fifty.
Speaker 2: One that's specifically where the head was found? Oh okay.
Speaker 1: I thought there was some significance, like maybe it was
Speaker 1: a mobster that lived in there.
Speaker 3: You can just assume that's yeah. The Keep a Scine
Speaker 3: police department covered the remains of the blue tarp, and
Speaker 3: I saw it was a small blue tarp. I looked
Speaker 3: at Lynchard yesterday.
Speaker 1: Go dude, I go look at that, and it was
Speaker 1: two investigators walking down the beach. It was an aerial
Speaker 1: shot of them walking down the beach and then this
Speaker 1: tarp and we both read the headline below.
Speaker 2: One Oh, no pitch ahead on the beach.
Speaker 3: Those are the detectives that were on the scene and
Speaker 3: are working with the Medical Examiner's Office to try to
Speaker 3: identify the individual. Miami Dade Police homicide detectives are now
Speaker 3: investigating as well. How would you like to be a
Speaker 3: homicide detective? And that's your only clue? Is a head
Speaker 3: that's been bobbing in salt water for god knows how
Speaker 3: long washes up on a beach.
Speaker 2: Go ahead and start investigating.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's check the teeth, right unless they took them out?
Speaker 2: You know what you did at the text sign? Right?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I know Chicken round Table, Fried Chicken round Table. Some
Speaker 2: of them I can't read.
Speaker 1: But Dave's Hot chickens way better. This is according to
Speaker 1: a listener, not me. I know Dave's Hot Chicken is
Speaker 1: way better than KFC. We've had days hot chicken here
Speaker 1: now to be good.
Speaker 3: To be fair here, I don't believe either of us
Speaker 3: in this current Chicken round table. Rabbit Hole stated whose
Speaker 3: chicken was best. It was just a finger licking litigation.
Speaker 3: Is what have you said that's happening between two name
Speaker 3: brand commercial fried chicken joints.
Speaker 1: But I told you because somebody said, how Crispy crunchy
Speaker 1: or whatever is so good? I said, you need to
Speaker 1: try it. Crispy crunchy chicken. That's what started it. Somebody said,
Speaker 1: Crispy crunchy chicken. Store Coco h Bob said headline. You
Speaker 1: remember when the beats story, that's just the head good catch.
Speaker 1: So Dave's Hot Chicken, yes, we've had that, but I
Speaker 1: think Dave's Hot Chicken. I think that variety of chicken
Speaker 1: is kind of different than camc you know what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about.
Speaker 2: The Carolina Hot or whatever.
Speaker 3: That's that's one of the many entries into the chicken
Speaker 3: finger category that's out there so prevalent.
Speaker 1: Now, okay, I'm a traditional eight piece mixed guy. Somebody said,
Speaker 1: Lee's Famous Chicken in Sandford had it, and it's awesome.
Speaker 2: I'll give you that. Why didn't KFC. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to buy fried chicken for lunch today.
Speaker 2: I know there's it.
Speaker 1: Now, I am going to publics. Maybe I'll just scrab
Speaker 1: you know, Okay, bring me one in tomorrow. Somebody said,
Speaker 1: why didn't KFC use toilet paper.
Speaker 2: Finger liching?
Speaker 1: That is a vile, they said, because it's finger A
Speaker 1: can get publics Deli popcorn chicken.
Speaker 2: Is the best. I like that stuff.
Speaker 1: If you want a little, a little tip here, put
Speaker 1: that on a on a big loaf of Italian roll
Speaker 1: with some red sauce and parma and and mozzarella, and
Speaker 1: make yourself a chicken chicken parm and.
Speaker 3: Finally, one thing for you to look at this morning
Speaker 3: on the jar our Facebook page and al my balls situation.
Speaker 3: No man impaled through the groin on a spiked fence
Speaker 3: near a homeless encampment off the one oh one uh
Speaker 3: in San Francisco.
Speaker 2: See he was he was up to no good, right he.
Speaker 3: Was, I guess, trying to access a homeless encampment that
Speaker 3: was back in some woods behind the spiked fence.
Speaker 2: Up to no good. And we've had a few, you know,
Speaker 2: wines sometimes oh some rubbing alcohol.
Speaker 1: You mean, piled through the balls spiked fence. Your your
Speaker 1: friend finds you like that. But you find your friend
Speaker 1: like that? Are you helping them? Are you just gonna
Speaker 1: say give me the heels of your feet and say
Speaker 1: on three right here, pat, I've got your feet.
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