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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll let your taco one on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 3>But you're freaking idiots, all right? Final two days of

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<v Speaker 3>Rock the Bank. Just a reminder you off thirteen chances

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<v Speaker 3>today and final thirteen tomorrow to win yourself one thousand

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<v Speaker 3>dollars cash.

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<v Speaker 1>You get the keyword, you enter it in our website

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<v Speaker 1>right around nine oh five. Oh, by the way, the

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<v Speaker 1>launch the Coast checked in right around five forty five

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<v Speaker 1>this one, Thank you Coast.

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<v Speaker 2>Our peeps over at the coast, right are we going?

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<v Speaker 3>Are our engineers on the case over there?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got a U Fried Chicken litigation to report on.

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<v Speaker 3>Potential litigation.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you be suing over fried chicken? I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>I know it's awesome, but I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna tell you why.

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<v Speaker 3>Because when you're KFC and you get a competing brand

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<v Speaker 3>that thinks they're going to hijack the phrase original recipe,

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<v Speaker 3>Oh we start using that in their advertising. That's when

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<v Speaker 3>you get fried chicken litigation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're out.

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<v Speaker 1>If you even try that, man, they will throw the

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<v Speaker 1>twelfth spice at you.

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<v Speaker 3>So in September, Church's Fried Chicken started slinging around the

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<v Speaker 3>phrase original recipe Nope. KFC noted that and took issue

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<v Speaker 3>and quote on behalf of all fried chicken lovers out there.

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<v Speaker 3>We take it personally when another company tries to claim

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<v Speaker 3>our iconic taste in branding as its own. According to

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<v Speaker 3>a KFC rep, we remain committed to protecting our brand's

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<v Speaker 3>intellectual property and safeguarding the experience of our customers. They've

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<v Speaker 3>had original Recipe trademark since nineteen eighty four.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, yeah, that and the whatever the special spice's.

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<v Speaker 3>Eleven herbs and spice secret. There's a secret in there

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<v Speaker 3>somewhere right there is But I will tell you this,

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<v Speaker 3>and I think I've said this before. You want to

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<v Speaker 3>try to replicate it at home, go down that uh

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<v Speaker 3>that aisle there with the spices and whatnot in the

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<v Speaker 3>grocery store and look for Kentucky kernel and uh use

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<v Speaker 3>that coating.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me know the results.

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, never gonna never gonna replicate the uh.

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<v Speaker 3>The closest thing I I know of.

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<v Speaker 1>The best advice I can give is that right there

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<v Speaker 1>frying chicken. Though that's a pain in the ass when

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<v Speaker 1>when you can just go to a Publix or a

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<v Speaker 1>KFC or you know what I'm getting. There's so many

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<v Speaker 1>great options, even though everything will cause you an arm

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<v Speaker 1>and a leg.

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<v Speaker 3>Now it's the cleanup that is the pain in the

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<v Speaker 3>ass place.

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<v Speaker 2>That burns you. Sustain.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, we're like you're you're you're aluminum vest while you.

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<v Speaker 1>Because when you're when you're deep frying chicken, you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>kind of dredge it, you know, like this pat where

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<v Speaker 1>you drag the fingers and the more beers you have,

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<v Speaker 1>you go, oh, knuckle it in. Somebody said, finger licking litigation.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, that's right. Don't screw a KFC man. Ooh,

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<v Speaker 1>and there it is the one I always tell you

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<v Speaker 1>about mashed potatoes. No, no, I you know I love

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<v Speaker 1>their mashtabo for instant potato. Nobody said that. Okay, may

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<v Speaker 1>I read you what I was going to do.

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<v Speaker 2>It's coming.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry, I know it is. You ready what I've

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<v Speaker 1>told you that you haven't had, but you need to.

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<v Speaker 1>Crispy crunchy chicken is very good. That's it's not the

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<v Speaker 1>best fried chicken, but very good. Somebody brand, Yeah, they're

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<v Speaker 1>just a brand that happens to be sold in convenience stores.

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<v Speaker 2>I think they.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they might have one location as well. Hey

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<v Speaker 1>how did.

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<v Speaker 3>This get by us?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I guess we noticed it late yesterday in the

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<v Speaker 3>show the human head that washed up on the beach

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<v Speaker 3>in Miami.

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<v Speaker 2>Keep a Scane. Yeah, the head on the beach.

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<v Speaker 1>When you hear Miami that that just solidifies what you've

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<v Speaker 1>said about the further you go south the Sketchyer, it gets.

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<v Speaker 3>Specifically the head was found on a portion of the

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<v Speaker 3>beach behind the Key Colony two Ocean Sound condominium building

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<v Speaker 3>two fifty one on Crandon Boulevard and Keep a Scan.

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you say building two fifty.

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<v Speaker 2>One that's specifically where the head was found? Oh okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought there was some significance, like maybe it was

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<v Speaker 1>a mobster that lived in there.

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<v Speaker 3>You can just assume that's yeah. The Keep a Scine

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<v Speaker 3>police department covered the remains of the blue tarp, and

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<v Speaker 3>I saw it was a small blue tarp. I looked

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<v Speaker 3>at Lynchard yesterday.

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<v Speaker 1>Go dude, I go look at that, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>two investigators walking down the beach. It was an aerial

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<v Speaker 1>shot of them walking down the beach and then this

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<v Speaker 1>tarp and we both read the headline below.

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<v Speaker 2>One Oh, no pitch ahead on the beach.

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<v Speaker 3>Those are the detectives that were on the scene and

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<v Speaker 3>are working with the Medical Examiner's Office to try to

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<v Speaker 3>identify the individual. Miami Dade Police homicide detectives are now

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<v Speaker 3>investigating as well. How would you like to be a

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<v Speaker 3>homicide detective? And that's your only clue? Is a head

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<v Speaker 3>that's been bobbing in salt water for god knows how

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<v Speaker 3>long washes up on a beach.

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<v Speaker 2>Go ahead and start investigating.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's check the teeth, right unless they took them out?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what you did at the text sign? Right?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I know Chicken round Table, Fried Chicken round Table. Some

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<v Speaker 2>of them I can't read.

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<v Speaker 1>But Dave's Hot chickens way better. This is according to

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<v Speaker 1>a listener, not me. I know Dave's Hot Chicken is

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<v Speaker 1>way better than KFC. We've had days hot chicken here

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<v Speaker 1>now to be good.

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<v Speaker 3>To be fair here, I don't believe either of us

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<v Speaker 3>in this current Chicken round table. Rabbit Hole stated whose

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<v Speaker 3>chicken was best. It was just a finger licking litigation.

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<v Speaker 3>Is what have you said that's happening between two name

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<v Speaker 3>brand commercial fried chicken joints.

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<v Speaker 1>But I told you because somebody said, how Crispy crunchy

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever is so good? I said, you need to

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<v Speaker 1>try it. Crispy crunchy chicken. That's what started it. Somebody said,

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<v Speaker 1>Crispy crunchy chicken. Store Coco h Bob said headline. You

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<v Speaker 1>remember when the beats story, that's just the head good catch.

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<v Speaker 1>So Dave's Hot Chicken, yes, we've had that, but I

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<v Speaker 1>think Dave's Hot Chicken. I think that variety of chicken

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<v Speaker 1>is kind of different than camc you know what I'm

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<v Speaker 1>talking about.

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<v Speaker 2>The Carolina Hot or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's one of the many entries into the chicken

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<v Speaker 3>finger category that's out there so prevalent.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, okay, I'm a traditional eight piece mixed guy. Somebody said,

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<v Speaker 1>Lee's Famous Chicken in Sandford had it, and it's awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll give you that. Why didn't KFC. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have to buy fried chicken for lunch today.

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<v Speaker 2>I know there's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I am going to publics. Maybe I'll just scrab

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<v Speaker 1>you know, Okay, bring me one in tomorrow. Somebody said,

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<v Speaker 1>why didn't KFC use toilet paper.

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<v Speaker 2>Finger liching?

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<v Speaker 1>That is a vile, they said, because it's finger A

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<v Speaker 1>can get publics Deli popcorn chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>Is the best. I like that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>If you want a little, a little tip here, put

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<v Speaker 1>that on a on a big loaf of Italian roll

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<v Speaker 1>with some red sauce and parma and and mozzarella, and

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<v Speaker 1>make yourself a chicken chicken parm and.

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<v Speaker 3>Finally, one thing for you to look at this morning

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<v Speaker 3>on the jar our Facebook page and al my balls situation.

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<v Speaker 3>No man impaled through the groin on a spiked fence

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<v Speaker 3>near a homeless encampment off the one oh one uh

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<v Speaker 3>in San Francisco.

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<v Speaker 2>See he was he was up to no good, right he.

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<v Speaker 3>Was, I guess, trying to access a homeless encampment that

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<v Speaker 3>was back in some woods behind the spiked fence.

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<v Speaker 2>Up to no good. And we've had a few, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>wines sometimes oh some rubbing alcohol.

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<v Speaker 1>You mean, piled through the balls spiked fence. Your your

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<v Speaker 1>friend finds you like that. But you find your friend

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<v Speaker 1>like that? Are you helping them? Are you just gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say give me the heels of your feet and say

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<v Speaker 1>on three right here, pat, I've got your feet.

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<v Speaker 3>The h There is a photograph if you feel like

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<v Speaker 3>Going there jr Facebook

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