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Speaker 2: All right, So my first story for you this week.
Speaker 2: How often do you need to have sex to not
Speaker 2: be depressed?
Speaker 3: H Once a week minimum, is it right?
Speaker 2: I mean got to be at this point. I'm just
Speaker 2: happy to be involved and it's not really a quota
Speaker 2: thing for me being in the room. Yeah, it's just
Speaker 2: nice that someone wants.
Speaker 3: I sit in the corner with some snacks. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Apparently, like saying things like oh this is fun is
Speaker 2: not really what people think of as dirty talk. I'm
Speaker 2: doing it wrong.
Speaker 1: Well, don't you get like serotonin and orphins of it?
Speaker 1: So obviously you need those for your depression.
Speaker 2: Don't you never met the girl anyway? According to a
Speaker 2: study involving nearly fifteen thousand US adults aged between twenty
Speaker 2: and fifty nine, the link between frequency, the link of
Speaker 2: frequency of sex and depression is a real thing, or
Speaker 2: might be. There's certainly something there.
Speaker 3: Well, it makes sense because I don't.
Speaker 1: They say that, like loads of gen z are really depressed,
Speaker 1: and it's because they're like the least the lowest like
Speaker 1: sexually libidoed of all of us.
Speaker 2: I thought they were more depressed because the world's on
Speaker 2: fire and none of them are going to ever be
Speaker 2: able to get real jobs or retire or own a
Speaker 2: house or anything.
Speaker 3: And also none of them drink either.
Speaker 2: None of them, which is weird. You think with that
Speaker 2: kind of shit going on, you'd be Yeah.
Speaker 1: They find that most people, like the mean average like
Speaker 1: young age of people drinking now is like twenty five
Speaker 1: up because people youngins aren't drinking.
Speaker 2: So what I'm hearing is we should alway shagging teenagers
Speaker 2: just to cheer them up. Moving up, anyway, back to this,
Speaker 2: Apparently weekly sexual activity shows a twenty four percent in
Speaker 2: depression odds Okay, So yeah, like up to a quarter
Speaker 2: of the people who had sex once a week were
Speaker 2: less depressed.
Speaker 3: But sex they're atonin.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Apparently optimal frequency because everyone loves a spreadsheets
Speaker 2: or in sex is between fifty two and one hundred
Speaker 2: and three times a year, So that's one, not once
Speaker 2: or twice a week. Okay, which is all right. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that gives me time to recharge and you know, change
Speaker 2: the sheets.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah again, warm.
Speaker 2: Up, stretch out a bit, yeah, all that stuff.
Speaker 1: I mean that sounds about right, like good, I think, like, yeah.
Speaker 2: There is a note here actually that says there's no
Speaker 2: additional benefits observed if you're doing it more than twice
Speaker 2: a week, so that's just on your own time and
Speaker 2: it's just greedy. Yeah, that's like why, I mean, why
Speaker 2: else would you have sex if not for the antidepress
Speaker 2: of qualities?
Speaker 3: Like who, I mean, that's all we have done it for,
Speaker 3: not for the pleasure?
Speaker 2: Pleasure anyways, should we crash onto the next not at
Speaker 2: all related, but maybe slightly possibly of course. One Nearly
Speaker 2: three hundred sex toys left on London busses, tube and taxis.
Speaker 2: That's a busy day, that is where I left them.
Speaker 2: Yeah that bag for they weren't even in a bag
Speaker 2: where you were just dragging them, just carrying.
Speaker 3: Them, dragging them from somewhere.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well this is between twenty fourteen and twenty twenty
Speaker 2: four so I was in London for most of those years.
Speaker 2: Nearly three hundred sex toys were found on London's public transport,
Speaker 2: including the busses, the tube, the taxis and in all
Speaker 2: the major train stations.
Speaker 3: Like okay, so are they like falling out of bags.
Speaker 2: Or I wonder where you were what you were going
Speaker 2: to say? Then? Yeah, yeah they are? They are they clean?
Speaker 2: Are they ready?
Speaker 1: Are they are they nex toy? Is it like a
Speaker 1: cucumber that's falling out of a Tesco bag?
Speaker 3: Are they going a goop sex toy?
Speaker 2: I mean, when when money is tight, one must do
Speaker 2: what one must?
Speaker 3: Are they saying they are closed peg and go set toy?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I had to think about that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean that's true. Like I I, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Let's see, let's see most of them. Oh, would you
Speaker 2: like to guess which tube line found had the most
Speaker 2: on it? I don't. I can't give you any like
Speaker 2: clues on this and.
Speaker 1: The vauxall one because that's all the gays go, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the plugs down there, isn't there?
Speaker 2: Apparently it was the circle line which goes that's kind
Speaker 2: of funny, yeah, which just goes round and round the circles.
Speaker 3: The hooped line all night.
Speaker 2: Of the three hundred found, only forty were claimed by
Speaker 2: their owners. Well it has owners. I don't know how
Speaker 2: they'd say.
Speaker 3: Why are you going back and claiming it?
Speaker 2: But then thinking about it, there's like three undred, there's
Speaker 2: three hundred. There's two hundred and sixty of them in
Speaker 2: a box. Excuse me as my sex. So I've been
Speaker 2: handed in and they go is it one of these?
Speaker 2: And you go, no, have you got any more? You
Speaker 2: just flick through one, yeah, yeah, run it through the
Speaker 2: dishwasher a couple of times.
Speaker 3: You'd be fine.
Speaker 1: I mean I get that, like some sex toys are
Speaker 1: really expensive, like you get those remote controlled love eggs
Speaker 1: and stuff, but like that is nah, I wouldn't be
Speaker 1: going back. That's a level of shame I didn't know existed.
Speaker 1: Or you could put on yourself or maybe that's part
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's part.
Speaker 3: Maybe that's the kink.
Speaker 2: I mean that is where I get all my underwear from.
Speaker 2: I nick it off the off the hot guys when
Speaker 2: they're in the showers in the gym. You rot ski,
Speaker 2: oh no, it's good, and wants the flavor starts to
Speaker 2: go up them in the washer and then I can
Speaker 2: mind them. Jobs are good.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 2: Anyway, this story apparently one one device is what it
Speaker 2: says here was even handed in at the London Transport Museum,
Speaker 2: which is interesting, like did they did they find it
Speaker 2: on one of the on one of the museum pieces.
Speaker 2: Was it just lost under under a chair on an
Speaker 2: old Victorian horse drawn bus?
Speaker 1: Or I instantly saw like a butt plug with wheels
Speaker 1: a butt plug?
Speaker 3: Why would you take it?
Speaker 2: The transport is around on it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like little scoot scoop like skateboard. Yeah, Mario car.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, good lord. Apparently after three months, so wedn't
Speaker 2: have done any of that anyway, because after three months
Speaker 2: unclaimed items, what do you think they do with them?
Speaker 1: They've got to be melting them down or recycling them.
Speaker 2: Send them off to Madame two Swords to become the
Speaker 2: next version.
Speaker 3: Of Memil, Give them to the homeless, make them happy.
Speaker 2: Apparently, after after three months, all unclaimed items are auctioned
Speaker 2: or donated to charity. So you were not wrong.
Speaker 3: Oh I hate being right. That's so bad.
Speaker 2: And it's to offset operational costs, which I thought was
Speaker 2: the point of the ridiculously expensive.
Speaker 3: I love the idea for the operational cost of a dildo.
Speaker 3: I love that. That's so great.
Speaker 2: But yeah, they are they are auctioned on donated, auctioned
Speaker 2: or donated, presumably the ones that get donated the ones
Speaker 2: no one wants to pay for.
Speaker 3: Fair.
Speaker 1: I like the idea of it, not like going to
Speaker 1: a good home like a stray dog, like take it
Speaker 1: to a new owner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and I suppose if it was like still in
Speaker 2: the box and the box was sealed, so it was
Speaker 2: like someone who bought it prowler.
Speaker 3: And left it on the trailer, then that makes more sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you could, you could. You could bid for one
Speaker 2: of them, and it would just be like getting cheaper one,
Speaker 2: but it'd still be just as clean and new because
Speaker 2: it was still in the wrapper as it were.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine if you've got one of the repurposed
Speaker 1: ones and you get pregnant.
Speaker 2: I mean I've I've never got pregnant. I keep trying,
Speaker 2: but no one not just not yet. And on that note,
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Speaker 2: M A couple have been caught having sex on a
Speaker 2: on a gravestone in Oh good lord, in Florida.
Speaker 1: Now this could be for different reasons. This could be
Speaker 1: a ritual, that's true. It could be that they were
Speaker 1: in a freeway and the partner died and they just
Speaker 1: wanted to get them involved again.
Speaker 2: The police discovered them while taking a K nine unit
Speaker 2: break which means the dog needed a WII. Oh right,
Speaker 2: and their car was parked outside the locked cemetery gates.
Speaker 2: The officer observed the couple engaged in sexual activity on
Speaker 2: top of grave number forty three.
Speaker 3: It gives a whole new reference to the song Friller,
Speaker 3: doesn't it really?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that kind of thing.
Speaker 3: But it was legs this time, legs up in the air.
Speaker 2: The good lord, and you'll be you'll be shocked to
Speaker 2: hear that they found meth in their car as well.
Speaker 2: Looking at them, you wouldn't think it, would you. Oh
Speaker 2: and also prescription xanax and oxy codone.
Speaker 3: What a night?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And oh the car was registered to the woman's husband,
Speaker 2: who is not the gentleman the dead one. Oh, I
Speaker 2: hadn't thought that.
Speaker 3: I told you it was a freeway.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't that be nice? Like after after I die, I
Speaker 2: want you to move on, but I want you to
Speaker 2: come on my grave, dead body.
Speaker 3: What hope they were doing it? To abracadabra.
Speaker 2: It's fun occasionally to take it outside, don't you think,
Speaker 2: as George Michael would say, like it's part of our culture.
Speaker 1: Like I'm I'm not here to yuck anyone, yam, So
Speaker 1: I mean, go for it. But if you're not hurting anyone,
Speaker 1: I mean they're already.
Speaker 2: Dead, I don't. I mean, yeah, I'm alright with doing
Speaker 2: it outside. I don't know if I do it in
Speaker 2: a graveyard, just because I think it will creep me
Speaker 2: out a little bit more than any kind of respect
Speaker 2: for dead people because they're dead, they don't care. But
Speaker 2: like up against a tree and stuff like that, Yeah,
Speaker 2: why not? You need someone to hang on too, So
Speaker 2: I suppose the headsperons are good for that kind of thing.
Speaker 2: You need something to brace yourself.
Speaker 3: Again, I have so many conflicting thoughts about this. I
Speaker 3: don't know what to say.
Speaker 1: I'm like, well, you're not hurting anyone, but you are
Speaker 1: dishonoring a grave.
Speaker 2: But then the person in it doesn't care because they're dead.
Speaker 3: So it's like, you're not hurting anyone. Yeah, go for it,
Speaker 3: just do it? Why not?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Why not? It's all good fun, everyone's having a
Speaker 2: good time. Why not And that's all from the buzz
Speaker 2: this week.
Speaker 1: Thanks River, Thank you for illuminating and educating me there
Speaker 1: at the end.
Speaker 2: You are more than welcome. I've got so many stories.
Speaker 2: Just wait for the next commercial break and stay right there.
Speaker 2: As coming up after We've had a little explanation of
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Speaker 2: celebrity news in Showbiz. Welcome back. You are watching Chewing
Speaker 2: the Cood. This is the part of the show where
Speaker 2: we look into the sparkly and glamorous world of celebrity
Speaker 2: and media in the showbiz with Mickey, our very own
Speaker 2: sparkly and glamorous person.
Speaker 1: So the first bit I've got from you is, do
Speaker 1: you know who Lux Pascal is?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, next, no, So Lux Pascal is the sister of
Speaker 1: Petro Pascal.
Speaker 3: Do you know that is?
Speaker 2: Yes, he was the guy with the book on his head.
Speaker 1: Game of Thrones, Mandalorian and mister Fantastic.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my mum really found him and Mandalorian until he
Speaker 2: took his helmet off, which says stuff about my mum
Speaker 2: that I don't need to know. She didn't fancy him
Speaker 2: when she could see his face.
Speaker 3: Fun fact for you.
Speaker 1: You get your kinks from your mother's side anyway. So
Speaker 1: Lut's Pascal stars in the Spanish language drama Miss Carbon.
Speaker 3: She's going to.
Speaker 2: She's wearing a very transpride Transpride jumper there. That's quite a.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah blue, I mean white? Oh my god, how
Speaker 1: did I get that wrong? I'm going blind me. So
Speaker 1: the film portrays Carlita, the first female at My Night,
Speaker 1: in a region of Argentina where women were traditionally forbidden
Speaker 1: from working in mines.
Speaker 2: Why would you want to work in the mine?
Speaker 3: But money? They make so fun fat few.
Speaker 1: My uncle and my cousin work in the Australian mines
Speaker 1: and they do one week on, one week off, and
Speaker 1: they have got so much money, like it's disgusting. But
Speaker 1: they've both just bought plots of land to have in
Speaker 1: their houses, just built from scratch that Honestly, there's more
Speaker 1: money than sense in some of the mining in Australia.
Speaker 2: Like they do also have a lot of space, so
Speaker 2: you can you can build a big buy a big
Speaker 2: plot of land for next to nothing.
Speaker 3: True, I mean like it used to be a lot
Speaker 3: more extortionate.
Speaker 1: I mean obviously we had the minor strike here and
Speaker 1: then the gaze all rallied around that, but which was fun.
Speaker 3: I always like that bit of history.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah.
Speaker 1: So it's directed by Augustina Marchi. The story is based
Speaker 1: on the real life experiences of Carla Rodriguez, a transgender
Speaker 1: woman who challenged ginger norms and workplace discrimination.
Speaker 2: So she is trans.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, Pedro has come out a lot of times
Speaker 1: recently wearing like the Protect the Dolls T shirt, and
Speaker 1: he's always vocal online about immigration and.
Speaker 3: Trans rites because obviously his sister is trans.
Speaker 2: So his sister actually trans playing woman. She looks quite
Speaker 2: a lot like Anne Hathaway there as well.
Speaker 1: It's very pretty she is, so yeah, he's been a
Speaker 1: very very big supporter of her, and honestly like, good
Speaker 1: on them. And I actually think this sounds quite good.
Speaker 1: I like a good like historical pick. I don't care,
Speaker 1: but oh no, I love a good history flick.
Speaker 2: I love them so good.
Speaker 1: It showcases the importance of representation and media with a
Speaker 1: transactress portraying at trans character.
Speaker 2: Which is nice. Makes a nice change, don't it.
Speaker 1: Yes, And anything's got to be better than that movie
Speaker 1: that came out.
Speaker 3: On Netflix recently.
Speaker 1: You'll have to narrow it Emilia Perez. We shan't go
Speaker 1: into it because we'll be here all day.
Speaker 3: But it's terrible.
Speaker 2: I'm it and won't we'll keep away, but no.
Speaker 3: I think it sounds very very good. So the next
Speaker 3: piece I have for you? Are you ready? Are you
Speaker 3: all a tither? I hang on now you're tithered?
Speaker 2: My tits are good and did so Callum Scott?
Speaker 3: You know who that is?
Speaker 2: Nam Ings Belle, you're doing well here.
Speaker 1: Two for two, British singer songwriter Callum Scott revealed that
Speaker 1: he was a band buy some friends after coming out
Speaker 1: as gay.
Speaker 2: Abandoned by friends and they went like we don't want
Speaker 2: to be in this bar with you, or like they
Speaker 2: just never spoke to him again because I think they.
Speaker 1: Just abandoned him more because he doesn't add agreements be properly.
Speaker 3: I mean, you're gay, Like if you came out as gay,
Speaker 3: you had that beard.
Speaker 2: They're like noy not and just the hair as well,
Speaker 2: like do something with it, man, come on, or maybe.
Speaker 3: He's new gay. Okay them gay?
Speaker 2: He needs to do a fac Melian with him.
Speaker 3: Found a TONI and guy apparently he's been out for
Speaker 3: a while.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, then there's no fair enough, we apologize, Calim
Speaker 1: were only teasing.
Speaker 2: I don't get apologized together.
Speaker 1: So recently, he had his experience to highlight the challenges
Speaker 1: faced by LGBTQ plus people's in so essentially, he was
Speaker 1: trying to shed the light on some personal trolling and
Speaker 1: coming out about the potential loss of social connections.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but why would you want to hang out with
Speaker 2: straight people anyway? I'm so boring.
Speaker 1: They've all got kids. Well I want to do is
Speaker 1: talk about their kids. They won't let you touch their penis,
Speaker 1: and they're do when they're drunk. Yeah, but no, I
Speaker 1: mean I get it. I get what you're saying, and
Speaker 1: like it's something that you should address, Like, yeah, it
Speaker 1: just I always think I always worry when people talk
Speaker 1: about things like this because it's just like, don't go
Speaker 1: too deep and too personal, because I don't feel like
Speaker 1: the world needs to know the ins and outs of
Speaker 1: your life. But obviously, to an extent, it's also very helpful. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I think he's like delivered the right.
Speaker 3: Amount of information.
Speaker 1: It's not like sharing personal stories about one friend that
Speaker 1: did him wrong or something. It's more like just friends,
Speaker 1: stop talking to me.
Speaker 2: I'd like to hear some stories about him getting did
Speaker 2: but that's another No.
Speaker 3: You wait for the book to come out and sell it.
Speaker 3: You make money off it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, like if your mates, your mates should
Speaker 2: be your mate, shouldn't they like, don't hang out with
Speaker 2: you because you're gay. That seems disappointing. Find a better
Speaker 2: reason to not hang out with someone. There's plenty of them. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean it's always important to like find acceptance and stuff.
Speaker 3: So I mean, good on him to talking about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he's got better friends now because gay friends friends.
Speaker 3: Are you ready for my last story?
Speaker 2: I suppose all good things should it must end eventually?
Speaker 2: Please hit me?
Speaker 3: So Live Shreiblood, do you know this one? Or is
Speaker 3: this going to be free?
Speaker 2: I heard that name. Could not pick them out of
Speaker 2: a lineup. I was guessing she was the one on
Speaker 2: the left, all right, you know the dad? No, mister Shrever.
Speaker 1: He played Sabertooth in X Men with ut I didn't
Speaker 1: watch the Wolverine Origin.
Speaker 3: One rubbiship media.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Live Shriver spoke about his daughter Kai's journey
Speaker 1: on Coming Live.
Speaker 2: Is the dude on the right then?
Speaker 3: Yeah? So it's all it's all trans news today. I
Speaker 3: quite like it.
Speaker 1: So they've been coming out recently and just kind of
Speaker 1: in full support of their daughter and just saying like,
Speaker 1: that's nice you find out I'm not treating my daughter disrespectful.
Speaker 2: And his doughter looks really happy to be there, doesn't she.
Speaker 3: It's like to stop talking about me.
Speaker 1: So he said that he expressed that the transition didn't
Speaker 1: feel like a big deal to him and emphasized the
Speaker 1: importance of acceptance and support.
Speaker 3: But of course weren't a big deal for him. Anyone
Speaker 3: doing a surtary chickenbugger, but it's only a little deal
Speaker 3: for you. But no, I think good on him.
Speaker 1: Like, there's actually quite a lot of like celebrities all
Speaker 1: coming out and support like their trans daughters, trans brothers
Speaker 1: and sisters as and like it's actually been quite refreshing.
Speaker 1: I think because of the political climate in Americas, a
Speaker 1: lot of it's mainly Americans.
Speaker 3: I think it's quite good at the moment.
Speaker 1: Because you've got a kind if you've got people that
Speaker 1: are like the pinnacle of social climaxing.
Speaker 2: We're outside again social climaxing, but.
Speaker 1: Like having people like that, it's quite important. It's like
Speaker 1: the lady from What's Her name, Sex and the City.
Speaker 2: Yes, the lesbian one, Cynthia Nixon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they've just been talking about their trans child as well.
Speaker 1: So like I think there's like almost like a mecha
Speaker 1: of speaking out at the moment, which is quite nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's it's nice and it's kind of
Speaker 2: contra to how like the government and all of that's
Speaker 2: going over there as well and over here a bit
Speaker 2: as well. It's all a bit disappointing. So it's nice
Speaker 2: when we get stories like this. It's joyous stories. That's
Speaker 2: what we want.
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 3: It's nice.
Speaker 2: Joyous is out and queer and being supported by her
Speaker 2: dad who's got very twinkling eyes. It's quite just just
Speaker 2: speaking a look uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: It's that like rugged heart in it.
Speaker 2: I mean he's not really might you can have him?
Speaker 2: I'll let you. Yeah, he's all yours.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have to remember my name. So yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it's a really nice point. I think it's just
Speaker 1: keep doing it, keep pushing forward, Like I'm not.
Speaker 2: Back to everyone though, don't you keeping forward? Pushing forward?
Speaker 1: But no, it's like you're seeing them protect the Dolls
Speaker 1: T shirt at the moment and whenever you buy one
Speaker 1: they're seventy five pounds and it all goes like trans
Speaker 1: right at the moment, I've pre ordered when actually funny enough,
Speaker 1: I shall get on that on Payday. It's something that
Speaker 1: I feel like it was lesser than years prior, and
Speaker 1: it's really getting heavy at the moment, and I think
Speaker 1: it's so necessary, especially with the way that they're treating
Speaker 1: them in America at the moment. And obviously we've just
Speaker 1: had the law change here regarding women, which is stupid.
Speaker 3: As someone who is like non Binari, non French.
Speaker 2: How do you nono is the Australian, how do you feel.
Speaker 3: In like almost like the middle of the spectrums in
Speaker 3: a way.
Speaker 2: I'm not in them.
Speaker 3: That's very bad what I mean.
Speaker 2: Girls, you got me in the middle, which wouldn't be
Speaker 2: the first time my birthday, but now well I'm a
Speaker 2: I'm a non of the above, thank you, kind of
Speaker 2: non binary, not between the two, but somewhere else entirely
Speaker 2: doing my own thing. How do I feel about what.
Speaker 3: All of the outspts?
Speaker 1: I can speak on it as like a pan sexual person,
Speaker 1: but it's not as prowned upon right now hours say
Speaker 1: like non binary trans like yeah.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's it's a pain, but you know, frowning
Speaker 2: on it doesn't change anything. You might as well just
Speaker 2: they might as well just accept it, like what nice, proper,
Speaker 2: good decent human beings and yourself.
Speaker 1: I think we just have to like push back in
Speaker 1: the smartest way possible, but also like in a very
Speaker 1: tactile w like not like the aggressive protesting and things
Speaker 1: like this, Like there's no need for any of.
Speaker 3: Us to get violent with them.
Speaker 2: That's what they do want. I think we should get vialent.
Speaker 3: We should just be.
Speaker 1: Removing them from our prides like we have done and
Speaker 1: things like this, like we find very clever, tactile ways
Speaker 1: to kind of give them an f you and then
Speaker 1: kind of push back.
Speaker 3: So I like the movement at the moment. It's good.
Speaker 2: No, I want to blow it up. I want to
Speaker 2: I want to like see some blood. I'm all about
Speaker 2: that shit.
Speaker 1: Please don't blow anyone up now, before you do blow anyone.
Speaker 3: And that's all from the show biz this week.
Speaker 2: Thanks for that, Mickey, You're welcome. I've really enjoyed the
Speaker 2: positive transness of this week's news stories.
Speaker 1: So don't go anywhere. As coming up, we have a
Speaker 1: game for you to play. Along with in our game.
Speaker 2: Of the week, either of us are I think we'll Oh,
Speaker 2: welcome back to Chewing the Cud with me, River Scott
Speaker 2: and my close personal friend and astrologer Mickey Taylor. This
Speaker 2: is the part of the show where we play a game,
Speaker 2: and this one is for the person who loves a
Speaker 2: close up. It's Mickey, so off you pop pop eye
Speaker 2: off yes.
Speaker 4: Day of the week.
Speaker 2: So we're going to play Uza kazoo because Mickey, you
Speaker 2: being a musician, and that we thought it best for
Speaker 2: you to be the one with the technical equipment while
Speaker 2: I sit here and try and guess the songs. What
Speaker 2: you play on your lovely new kazoo. What you have
Speaker 2: got in your hand?
Speaker 3: I do like that it's color coordinating. Oh yeah, that's
Speaker 3: clever done, Thank you, prop guy. Okay, so I'm not
Speaker 3: very good at playing instruments, so we'll try this.
Speaker 2: Oh good. Well, as we've covered, I don't know anything
Speaker 2: about media, so I'm not gonna able to guess. And
Speaker 2: this is gonna be a really fun segment for everyone.
Speaker 2: Let's see what Let's see what I can get.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll go with a musical first.
Speaker 2: That might be easier, all right, it's going to be
Speaker 2: popular from Wicked, isn't it?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Oh that's don't crack me Argentina. Buy it's in Ebita. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: is it popular from Wicked? Okay?
Speaker 3: This one's a pop song from the naughties.
Speaker 2: Okay, I remember them. That was like last week It's
Speaker 2: getting all your clothes?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: But who was it who sang that one? Because I
Speaker 2: want to say, but I don't think it was No,
Speaker 2: It's getting in here. No, it was getting's getting hot
Speaker 2: in heirs to take off all your clothes.
Speaker 3: He did a song with Kelly Rowland and she text
Speaker 3: on ed XL.
Speaker 2: Yes Nelly, Yes, yes it was Nelly Nelly. Okay, wondering
Speaker 2: why shouldn't get this one's a theme song? A theme song?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 3: That's hard that one?
Speaker 2: Actually? Yeah?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: Could I hear it one more time?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I think what you're going for? There? Where's the Golden
Speaker 2: Girls theme?
Speaker 3: See, we've got this, okay, right, just have to go
Speaker 3: for everything.
Speaker 2: Between the late eighties and the early noughties. Right, I'm there.
Speaker 3: I'm going to give you a model one now, just
Speaker 3: to make it harder.
Speaker 1: Although you know the song, because I love the song
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 2: Is it popular from Wicked?
Speaker 3: No, it's not popular from wi It.
Speaker 2: I feel like I would have got it by now.
Speaker 2: Nothing is jump into mind.
Speaker 3: It's from a film, all right, and it's about girls
Speaker 3: that like to sing.
Speaker 2: And it's not from Wicked. No. Yeah, oh, then it's
Speaker 2: from It's not Mean Girls. It's Pitch Perfect.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And the singer is again please oh the girl fromming
Speaker 2: girl from from Pitch Perfect.
Speaker 3: And her name is no, it's Anna Kendrew. Yeah right, sorry, Actually,
Speaker 3: I have got one that I can do.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna do a song, but you tell me it's
Speaker 2: cheating that that doesn't work.
Speaker 3: It's also a nursery rhyme as well.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so not popular from Wicked. Okay. I feel
Speaker 2: like this is a bluff cuz that's a nursery rhyme.
Speaker 2: But I know for a fact, because I'm a big
Speaker 2: fan of your work that you use that on one
Speaker 2: of your songs. So I'm going to say that that
Speaker 2: is a Mickey Taylor sampling of a nursery rhyme. How
Speaker 2: am I doing?
Speaker 3: I'm sampling a sample. Yeah, it's like sampling inception. Yes,
Speaker 3: is my song ring and the song ringering roses.
Speaker 2: And the Doorbell from Amazon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I took a really happy well it's actually not
Speaker 1: happy song at all. It's actually about the plague, isn't it.
Speaker 2: I've not heard your version yet, but yeah, the ringer
Speaker 2: ring a.
Speaker 3: Ros is about a plague. My one's about an x
Speaker 3: A plague.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a tissue, a tissue, we all fall down?
Speaker 3: Yes, okay, right, hmm okay, I'm gonna do another theme song.
Speaker 2: Okay, the A team now he said it, Come on.
Speaker 2: That last bit has really tickled a brain cell, but
Speaker 2: I can't. Can I have it one more time? Can
Speaker 2: you give it to me once more? Please? Daddy?
Speaker 3: If I give the other bit, you'll give it away, sir.
Speaker 2: This is a bit because I'm I'm struggling. I'll give
Speaker 2: you a clue.
Speaker 3: They live in balls and you prom not and not
Speaker 3: not hamsters.
Speaker 2: Oh it's going to be Pokemon them all there. That
Speaker 2: took me far too, laugh Please let it that down
Speaker 2: so I look like I know what we're on about
Speaker 2: a little bit quicker, all right, fine, don't then you're
Speaker 2: gonna get it right away. Okay. I was enjoying that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was theme. Yeah, yeah, you could keep going. That
Speaker 2: would have been fine.
Speaker 1: Okay, I see, I'm just going for theme songs at
Speaker 1: the moment, like my movies.
Speaker 3: I like my movies.
Speaker 2: I'm more likely to have seen it if it's a thing. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's true.
Speaker 3: I can't remember the next.
Speaker 2: That that was almost certainly popular, but from Wicked.
Speaker 3: W it was popular like Arian and Grande. And there's
Speaker 3: another version I just got catch up.
Speaker 2: No, you're right, is that.
Speaker 3: One as well?
Speaker 2: And your eyes look so pretty?
Speaker 3: Can you start flirting with me? We're trying to work.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm not sorry, Okay, I this is that
Speaker 2: one of them songs that you play around your house
Speaker 2: a lot. I've heard it several times and I like it,
Speaker 2: and it's gonna bug me because I can't remember what
Speaker 2: it's called. Who is by So? But yeah, it's that
Speaker 2: one What you play.
Speaker 3: Messy?
Speaker 2: That's it. Yeah, it's the girl kicking the cake a
Speaker 2: part in the in her living room or the Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's right. I really like it and I remember that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I knew it. I just didn't know what it's called.
Speaker 3: Okay, I ran on them.
Speaker 2: It's another one, what you play a Lot? But that's
Speaker 2: all I've got. I don't know the names. And usually
Speaker 2: when they're on I'm like chatting to you over the
Speaker 2: top of them and not listening to them properly. So
Speaker 2: I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: We I literally just tried to do a couple of
Speaker 1: songs that were like near to the twenty twenties, and
Speaker 1: you've had a gay panic.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 1: It was Expresso Both Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, should we go back to an easier one
Speaker 3: for you? All right?
Speaker 2: Please? Yeah? That's an easy one, is it? Yeah, now
Speaker 2: you've lost me.
Speaker 3: I'm blue dud dubbade.
Speaker 2: I didn't get that at all, how do you? Okay,
Speaker 2: that's enough for now. Coming up after this short break,
Speaker 2: we get to some sleuthin in Treasure Trail. Welcome back.
Speaker 2: You are still watching River and Mickey, and why wouldn't you?
Speaker 2: We are a delight. This is chewing the could and
Speaker 2: now we're going to explore a city using our human
Speaker 2: puppet in Treasure Trail.
Speaker 3: So you said human puppet, it's actually Mike, Benny and Rowe. Hello, Mike,
Speaker 3: can you hear hello?
Speaker 2: Studio?
Speaker 3: Can you hear me? Yeah, hello, darling, I can hear
Speaker 3: loud and clear, which is good.
Speaker 4: I am here in Istanbul. It twas Constantinople. I've been
Speaker 4: making that joke a lot. So i am here in Istanbul.
Speaker 4: You've got a list of things for me to discover.
Speaker 3: What am I doing? First?
Speaker 2: Oh? That was very business like. Okay, Mike, here's your
Speaker 2: first clue. It was a gift from a kaiser domed
Speaker 2: in green where sultan's strolled and sights are seen.
Speaker 4: Okay, on that, I'm just gonna prep I'm gonna take
Speaker 4: another hoodie with me, just in case.
Speaker 3: This one's a bit of bit thin. Whether it's bitten
Speaker 3: not sure.
Speaker 4: So I've got my camera, I've got my microphone, I've
Speaker 4: got my little backpack. I've got my bottle of water
Speaker 4: as well, So let's keep going. I've not made house keeping.
Speaker 3: This from dirty animal.
Speaker 2: Okay. So a gift from a sultan where sights are seen,
Speaker 2: it sounds it sounds posh, it sounds high up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you want to be seen.
Speaker 1: You want to be quite high, or.
Speaker 3: It'd be like you know when you go like appear
Speaker 3: and you get the glasses thing.
Speaker 2: So from far away, something quite big. It's gonna be ostentatious,
Speaker 2: isn't it. Like a gift from a sultan, you expect
Speaker 2: it to be showy.
Speaker 3: I'm not ah, yes, wait, it's got to be the fountain.
Speaker 2: Isn't It could be which the fountain? There is probably
Speaker 2: quite a few German apparently German SATs where the next
Speaker 2: four place.
Speaker 1: So your clue is a sugar dusted chewy square and
Speaker 1: it is a sweet from Istanbul beyond compare.
Speaker 4: That is durable, that is doable.
Speaker 2: Let's go sound love there. I mean a sugar dusted
Speaker 2: chewy square.
Speaker 3: So it's not a jelly baby. They're dusted too, but.
Speaker 2: They're not square. Nople fruits are square, sorry, star burst,
Speaker 2: what do you the gift from Istanbul?
Speaker 3: But not Constantinople? So I did make the joke, damn it.
Speaker 2: I would die intimate that joke as well. But yeah,
Speaker 2: so this one seems pretty straightforward. Is it in fact?
Speaker 2: Some Turkish delight? And that's the recess though, see I meet,
Speaker 2: I'm going to win, do you yes? Please?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It's okay, smoky, spiced and wrapped with care, a meal
Speaker 2: on wheels found everywhere. Okay, see, I like the classic
Speaker 2: stuff for me. I don't want to know when it's
Speaker 2: too When it's too like that, I'm you're ever doing it.
Speaker 3: It doesn't like I like my stuff fancy sometimes because
Speaker 3: I'm common as.
Speaker 2: Mac is goodly, classy, good your moments through the magic
Speaker 2: of television. I've got some right here in my little,
Speaker 2: my little hole. So okay, would you like would you
Speaker 2: like a nibble? I don't know.
Speaker 3: It would be a bad day for an allergy, wouldn't it.
Speaker 2: I don't know what's in them other than various nuts.
Speaker 2: But you're used to a mouthful of various nuts, babes.
Speaker 2: Yet I didn't hear a no.
Speaker 1: That show really good, but with about the middle bit
Speaker 1: that it's more not nowga like a perrero now gar.
Speaker 3: I've never had Turkish before.
Speaker 1: This is a bit.
Speaker 2: It's like chewy and crunch at the same time. I
Speaker 2: prefer one or the other.
Speaker 3: I think, no, no, no, need to be over stimulated.
Speaker 2: Even your food is ADHD compliant.
Speaker 3: Absolutely okay, I'm.
Speaker 2: Gonna eat my thing. You you you you think? Where
Speaker 2: do you think he's going.
Speaker 3: Wrapped or something? Smoky?
Speaker 2: Hm hm.
Speaker 3: Kebab?
Speaker 2: Yes, of course, I mean we've had have you got?
Speaker 2: We haven't got kebabs?
Speaker 3: Not going to rapped smoky?
Speaker 2: That does sound good many in my charm. I mean
Speaker 2: I've checked little cupboard and there's no kebabs in there. Ah.
Speaker 1: Yes, the answer the question, so steam and stone in
Speaker 1: a sacred hall where stress and soap together a fall.
Speaker 2: Mm. That one sounds a little bit familiar, you know,
Speaker 2: steam and stone like and get getting going somewhere, steaming
Speaker 2: and getting de stressed. That sounds like one of those
Speaker 2: gentlemen's facilities that we hear so much about. Of course
Speaker 2: we've never been to, but we are aware of them,
Speaker 2: of course.
Speaker 3: Would you agree? Yeah, i'd so, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Thomas her mom?
Speaker 1: Her man?
Speaker 2: Who's man hard man, who's man hands man like?
Speaker 1: Okay, So here I am.
Speaker 4: I have answered to the next clue, which is I'm
Speaker 4: going to go in.
Speaker 3: Next? I'm true. You can probably get a cup of tea.
Speaker 2: Shall have to rang on a minute, Mike. I've still
Speaker 2: got a mouth full of Turkish to light. I can
Speaker 2: do it all right.
Speaker 1: A church and mosque in layers, grand faith in history
Speaker 1: hand in hand.
Speaker 2: Oh get you well.
Speaker 3: I feel very refreshed.
Speaker 4: So next clue because I wasn't listening.
Speaker 3: Mm hm, So church and mosque in layers, grand faith
Speaker 3: in history hand in hand.
Speaker 2: It's like one of those multi faith prayer rooms at
Speaker 2: the airport m.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, there we go. Hey, your Sophia, so don't.
Speaker 2: Go it's behind you go. Well, yes, a corn stop.
Speaker 2: So next thing, give me some petals, spice and rain
Speaker 2: captured in a glass to This feels almost like we're
Speaker 2: casting spells, you know. Okay, so let me let me
Speaker 2: do that again because I want to do it with
Speaker 2: like a bit more of a witchy vibe to it.
Speaker 2: M scents of petals, spice and rain captured in a
Speaker 2: glass to Maine. No, no, I went a bit to
Speaker 2: a camp, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Well that's got to be a cologne or a perfume,
Speaker 3: isn't it.
Speaker 2: Sually, Yeah, something like that. You see why I didn't
Speaker 2: get a callback for Agatha all along?
Speaker 3: Can't you all the chanel? Add?
Speaker 2: I mean, I've made plenty of smells in my time,
Speaker 2: but none of them perfumed.
Speaker 3: And I found it it was perfumering, So it's got all.
Speaker 3: So this is the one he was making, Willows that
Speaker 3: shouldered it is. You don't get any none for you.
Speaker 3: It's very nice.
Speaker 1: It has top notes of orange and jasmine and rose,
Speaker 1: with a heart of cashmere tobacco and a yang yellang,
Speaker 1: and base notes of petuli and sandal.
Speaker 3: Would they only give me the hard words? They're so mean?
Speaker 2: It smell nice? Oh it does?
Speaker 3: Oh? Going in you.
Speaker 2: An ancient tail in stone and so tall from nile
Speaker 2: to track where racers fall.
Speaker 3: You must know this one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, then sounds like moron. Sounds like something to do
Speaker 2: with plumbing.
Speaker 3: You call me a moron? Yea anser. The next club,
Speaker 3: which is obelisks. So I am ready for the next.
Speaker 1: Clue, please, okay, am well beneath the city street where
Speaker 1: water flows and shadows meet.
Speaker 3: I'm on that.
Speaker 4: Let's get away face.
Speaker 2: Wait is that a sewer?
Speaker 3: It's got to be the basilica?
Speaker 2: You say it if I know what it is.
Speaker 4: Okay, I've made it into the Stott system, which is
Speaker 4: ground very dark, very very cool.
Speaker 3: I'm here.
Speaker 2: I mean the next clue is high above the city's
Speaker 2: hum feathers flat well coffee come no, yeah, that'll do.
Speaker 3: Okay. I have found the answer to that one, and
Speaker 3: it's here.
Speaker 1: Okay, birds can get the next clues. So tiles of blue,
Speaker 1: oh tram noisey trap, Yeah, lovely tram though tiles are
Speaker 1: blue and towers six cooled to prayer in a sacred
Speaker 1: mix is where you end.
Speaker 2: Your treasure trail.
Speaker 1: That is also thats good, crack out the sat nad
Speaker 1: and get moving. M So you thought mask right, I've
Speaker 1: said church with pick a mix.
Speaker 2: I'm the more on it, but I'm going to say
Speaker 2: a mosque because towers are called to prayer from that.
Speaker 3: And I'm just less cultured, so I don't know the
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that is gorgeous, really pretty?
Speaker 1: I did say grandiose? Oh yes, m it says Nana's
Speaker 1: plates more than it love.
Speaker 3: That is actually really pretty, really know? And then we're
Speaker 3: just stuck in the studio.
Speaker 2: Did you know the towers are called minarets?
Speaker 3: God damn, look at you.
Speaker 2: Just trying to show that I do know some shit
Speaker 2: still anyway.
Speaker 3: So that's almost the end of the show for now.
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Speaker 2: Thank you for watching and we will see you next week.
Speaker 3: Bye.