Speaker 1: All right, we got big stuff going on tomorrow morning,
Speaker 1: as the entire radio station is going to go meet
Speaker 1: over by Greenville Avenue and then we're going to join
Speaker 1: that Saint Patrick's Day parade. It is going to be awesome.
Speaker 1: So if you're planning on being out there, we'd love
Speaker 1: to meet you. So if you see the Eagle float,
Speaker 1: which would be probably a couple back from the kid
Speaker 1: Cratic float, which might be maybe there's an iheartfloat in
Speaker 1: there too somewhere, but we'd love to see you. We'd
Speaker 1: love to meet you.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can't wait for this. I'm really
Speaker 2: looking forward to it. Whether it's going to be nice.
Speaker 2: We're gonna have beer to drink. That's really all I need.
Speaker 3: On a Saturday. I'm good. Yeah, I have to a
Speaker 3: good starting. I'm hydrating early today. I've already drank a
Speaker 3: hundred ounces of water today. I was about to say gallons.
Speaker 4: But we're gonna say bottles.
Speaker 3: I was like hundred ounces and I'm on my third
Speaker 3: one here. If this is my third fifty ounce water
Speaker 3: bottle that I'm on today, I'm worried about all the
Speaker 3: microplastics in that. I'm just peeing a lot, right I'm
Speaker 3: just like you guys know, are you wearing a NASA diaper? Yep, okay,
Speaker 3: shooting it. They're a good movies. They're marketing that at stores. Now.
Speaker 3: The adult diaper is like it's it's it's amazing.
Speaker 2: I am I where diaper tomorrow? Yeah, so I don't
Speaker 2: have to pee, man, just get right there on the float.
Speaker 1: Last time I was at one of these parades, I
Speaker 1: do remember Christina panicking and jumping out of a moving
Speaker 1: car to sprint to a bathroom.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and a stranger was very nice and very kind
Speaker 4: to me, and they let me use their porta potty
Speaker 4: that they had.
Speaker 3: That's great.
Speaker 4: Mike was thrilled when I told him that I found
Speaker 4: a stranger.
Speaker 3: So what are what are you supposed to do in
Speaker 3: that parade? If you if you got to go, I mean,
Speaker 3: find a port of potty, But usually there's three or
Speaker 3: four people going at it in there.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh really moves and grabbing yeah every time, and.
Speaker 3: Not every time, but you know there's you know, the
Speaker 3: public in decency will happen tomorrow, yeah.
Speaker 2: And you can wander into some Usually as you get
Speaker 2: closer to Lower Greenville, they'll uh, you know, they'll restaurants
Speaker 2: and bars, what you go in there.
Speaker 3: Let's be honest, more of a family friendly event at
Speaker 3: the you know, northern part of Greenville Avenue. Once you
Speaker 3: get towards the block party, it's uh, that's where things
Speaker 3: start to shape shift into more of a it's really
Speaker 3: just a hallucination, is really what. It's a weird day.
Speaker 3: So happened.
Speaker 1: The parade gets started officially at ten am, eleven eleven am.
Speaker 3: It takes one hour, that's what they say. Okay, and
Speaker 3: so will you guys stay down in the Greenville area
Speaker 3: after that?
Speaker 4: I did.
Speaker 2: I remember the biggest issue as we got to the
Speaker 2: end of the parade and I was like, I get
Speaker 2: back to my car, Yeah, oh god, I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: to this hotel and wait for an uber. So I
Speaker 2: think it's like you just kind of wander until you
Speaker 2: find a way to get back to your car.
Speaker 3: Historically that our float driver will drive us back to
Speaker 3: where we started. So really they turn the whole float around, well,
Speaker 3: they turn them in at the end you get a
Speaker 3: traffic trail access road, they drop off the trailer to
Speaker 3: detach it, and then that float. I say, I've participated
Speaker 3: in years where there wasn't a trailer. It's just the
Speaker 3: back of the tree. Was the float. Okay. So I
Speaker 3: don't know if we have a trailer this year or not.
Speaker 2: Was that in Olney when you did that? No, yeah,
Speaker 2: just like everybody got in the back of Kevin's truck.
Speaker 2: Last year, we had a trailer, but a couple of
Speaker 2: years ago, you're right, I don't know. We might be
Speaker 2: in the back of an Eagle pickup truck.
Speaker 3: I think they'll have a trailer though they had a
Speaker 3: trailer force last year, all right, but that two or
Speaker 3: three years ago, it was that like the back of
Speaker 3: a you know, because it was just us and I
Speaker 3: was guys.
Speaker 2: I was on a float the year I did. I
Speaker 2: was standing there with you and Siroy.
Speaker 4: I don't think y'all were there when because I remember
Speaker 4: with Kat when we were in the.
Speaker 3: Back of the truck.
Speaker 1: Okay, I was on a float the year I was there.
Speaker 1: I took my daughter with me one year and we
Speaker 1: were on a float. Yeah, it was an iHeart float.
Speaker 3: So twenty say, I wasn't there that year. I think
Speaker 3: I had something I missed the year y'all were there. Wait,
Speaker 3: this is our first pray together after all these years.
Speaker 3: We went to the went to the Oak Lawn, preyed together.
Speaker 3: It's amazing. This is the day of the year I
Speaker 3: will somehow find myself passed out underneath the dartboard of
Speaker 3: a bar. It just happens. I don't know why, right,
Speaker 3: and it's not my fault. Hear me out. Hear me out. Yeah,
Speaker 3: where you going? Hear me out? Where you going? Hear
Speaker 3: me out?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I heard Milos had made some upgrades, so we might
Speaker 4: just stop by there.
Speaker 2: I haven't been there yet. They've redone it, and I
Speaker 2: need to go. I went there a week ago. It's awesome.
Speaker 2: I mean it's really really nice, all right. It's not
Speaker 2: divy at all anymore.
Speaker 4: Oh that's sad.
Speaker 3: I mean I don't love that.
Speaker 4: I know.
Speaker 2: It's just it's like the front of it is all
Speaker 2: nice and new. There's bathrooms at the front that have
Speaker 2: been remodeled. And then box Car of there.
Speaker 3: I don't remember that. There's a new place called the
Speaker 3: box Car too.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the speakeasy right around the corner it was
Speaker 2: it was it was closed when I.
Speaker 3: Was Oh that's right, I saw that on the news. Yeah.
Speaker 1: They have these screens that are set up to make
Speaker 1: it seem like you're on a train. Yeah, I haven't
Speaker 1: been yet.
Speaker 3: I want to go.
Speaker 2: Our buddy Ble try to take me over there. And
Speaker 2: it was closed on a Sunday night.
Speaker 3: Okay, Now it's a tiki bar once and they're doing
Speaker 3: the thing like you're in there. You're in the ship
Speaker 3: and you're looking out and they've got it set up
Speaker 3: to where you're kind of seeing animals.
Speaker 4: That's cool.
Speaker 3: It's kind of cool, But I was also kind of
Speaker 3: I'd rather just have the game on. I'd like to
Speaker 3: know that's happening with the sports at the Wait, well.
Speaker 2: You don't go to a tiki bar when you want
Speaker 2: to watch the game, you moron, you don't.
Speaker 4: He had it point. That's that's a good point.
Speaker 3: It's a good point, and it reminds me of the
Speaker 3: intro dark time bars.
Speaker 2: Right now, you're ready, ready, ready, right, right time?
Speaker 5: Quick wit ethic win. I'll show you goal ruinhead if
Speaker 5: you except you are similar. If we pursuing it, handled
Speaker 5: out shaw shank through the sewer, kid, Now what chill
Speaker 5: in at the Eagle. Yeah we're doing it. Three o'clock
Speaker 5: on the doc. Gotta have it for my house. A
Speaker 5: go status Howard starting to get crap shows that enough
Speaker 5: multiply like a rabbit tun in, don't out prank it
Speaker 5: up beat the habit.
Speaker 2: I hang out with my friend rocketing on the radio,
Speaker 2: my homeboys talking on the radio.
Speaker 4: It's time to.
Speaker 2: To this swamp.
Speaker 3: Oh baby baby go Kati Ristine up.
Speaker 4: All up on the radio.
Speaker 1: So last night, Uh, there was this situation where DeMarcus
Speaker 1: Lawrence is doing an interview and he's on his new team.
Speaker 3: Where'd he sign Seattle? Seattle?
Speaker 1: And he says that he's signed there because he knew
Speaker 1: he wasn't gonna win a Super Bowl in Dallas.
Speaker 3: We'll get into that whole deal.
Speaker 1: We'll do it in around the sports, but it got
Speaker 1: pretty dicey as Micah responds to him, and then DeMarcus
Speaker 1: responds to Micah, and we can get into all that.
Speaker 1: But seeing the way some fans are reacting to it, look,
Speaker 1: it's the same old story. The Cowboys have always done
Speaker 1: it a certain way. They haven't been back to the
Speaker 1: NFC Championship in over thirty years, so it's the same story.
Speaker 1: And I saw this guy on social media today who
Speaker 1: was so upset about a post I made that was
Speaker 1: just talking about Hey, it's the same old stuff. Cowboys
Speaker 1: care about business more than they care about winning. And
Speaker 1: it's the same stupid thing. Fire cherry fire there, let
Speaker 1: the owner fire of the GM. It's just so stupid
Speaker 1: and it's so but it's the reality. It's what it is.
Speaker 1: And so there is no there is no new angle
Speaker 1: and so like there's just it is what it is,
Speaker 1: right Like it's the same old stuff year after year
Speaker 1: with this team.
Speaker 2: No, no, it never changes it same song, second verse,
Speaker 2: And that's why it's easy to get fatigue and just
Speaker 2: not care anymore. I mean, honestly and truly, like several
Speaker 2: of the I mean, the Cowboys for the most part
Speaker 2: have been good. They had three straight twelve win seasons.
Speaker 2: They just weren't serious super Bowl contenders. And we talked
Speaker 2: about all that now. You know, it's like coaching really
Speaker 2: matters in the playoffs. What McCarthy does really matters in
Speaker 2: the regular season. He's good that sort of stuff, But
Speaker 2: when it comes time to win playoff games, that ain't
Speaker 2: his bag. Man, that's not the style of coach he is.
Speaker 2: But like you know, keeping everybody you know engaged for
Speaker 2: full season, he's good.
Speaker 3: At that sort of stuff.
Speaker 2: But no, the Cowboys don't really have anything that sets
Speaker 2: them apart and makes them an upper tier team. And
Speaker 2: that's why in a league where everybody takes a turn,
Speaker 2: they haven't really gotten to take a turn in a
Speaker 2: long time.
Speaker 1: No, they haven't. And this guy was so mad at me.
Speaker 1: He's like, man, get a new take, Man, get a
Speaker 1: new angle. I'm like, it's the same angle. There's not,
Speaker 1: like it's the whole point. Nothing has changed. And so
Speaker 1: I started looking at this guy his social media behavior,
Speaker 1: and he considers himself the local sports media police.
Speaker 3: Ah, what's his name, I don't remember, but he likes
Speaker 3: to go. He likes to go.
Speaker 1: So if somebody says hey on Twitter, I don't think
Speaker 1: this player that the Cowboys acquired is very good, he
Speaker 1: goes and copies that player on a tweet and wants
Speaker 1: to say, hey, man, come and I want to hold you.
Speaker 1: I'm holding the medium responsible by letting the player know
Speaker 1: that you're talking trash about him.
Speaker 2: That's that's the guy though, that's worth blocking so he
Speaker 2: can never see your stuff, That's right. I was trying
Speaker 2: to decide, do I just want to mute this guy
Speaker 2: because now I've blocked that guy.
Speaker 3: If you mute someone they don't get the joy.
Speaker 1: You know, if you block him sometimes that's a badge
Speaker 1: of honor for a real d bag.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a guy out there that's a MAVs guy,
Speaker 2: and he's got less than one hundred two hundred followers,
Speaker 2: but he's like adamant and goes after it all the time.
Speaker 2: He's got a name that really stands out. And so
Speaker 2: he's mad that, you know, I'm not tweeting what he
Speaker 2: wants me to tweet. So he'll go and like, now
Speaker 2: it's now if something bad happens to the Mavericks, he
Speaker 2: tags me and goes, haha, skin Wade, see you.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, all right, all right, man, it's.
Speaker 2: It is right, that's whatever, man, cool, And so I
Speaker 2: just eventually blocked. It's like I just don't want to
Speaker 2: see what you're doing anymore. Yeah, okay, I gotta go
Speaker 2: with the full block on that, I think.
Speaker 3: So, yeah, it's just thinking people don't understand it's hard
Speaker 3: for us being public figures. I mean, I go to
Speaker 3: sleep every day just wondering like no, it's uh. There's
Speaker 3: a guy who who comes at me a lot about
Speaker 3: the same type of thing, but the the tagging, the
Speaker 3: players though, the tattletale behavior. It's like, so you didn't
Speaker 3: have friends growing up because you tattled them? Yeah, number
Speaker 3: one thing, you're the top things you're taught as a.
Speaker 2: Kid, don't line, don't tattle twitter, hall hall monitor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you don't. You're not.
Speaker 1: You're you're not copying the athlete because you want what
Speaker 1: is the point if you're gonna be critical, you're not.
Speaker 1: It's not that like you're not trying to ruin that
Speaker 1: person's day. You're just giving an opinion. So it's not
Speaker 1: like you're hiding it from them either. But why do
Speaker 1: you have to take it to their doorstep?
Speaker 2: And I think honestly, unless you're retweeting and saying that
Speaker 2: Elon is great, nobody sees any of your tweets anyways,
Speaker 2: right That thing has just been set up now to
Speaker 2: just recycle whatever Elon's into.
Speaker 3: So really, anybody.
Speaker 2: Doing anything on Twitter is not being seen unless they're
Speaker 2: saying Tesla is awesome?
Speaker 3: Can I this story real quick?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: You guys interested in Tiger Woods is Sexcabades always? I
Speaker 3: think it's my I mean again, this favorite story in
Speaker 3: the world. What happened ago?
Speaker 2: I don't know who this person is that he's dating. Well,
Speaker 2: so his last one, do you remember what happened there?
Speaker 2: He sent his goon squad and packed her bags. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then took her to the airport. Ye, and dropped
Speaker 2: her off on a plane.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I said, see, you really get on out of here,
Speaker 3: Erica Harmon, great story from three or four years ago.
Speaker 3: COVID has happened as tough.
Speaker 2: You know, is just before or after the snow ski
Speaker 2: gal oh, way after this, way after Lindsay von Yeah, Linds.
Speaker 2: So he's now dating Vanessa Trump. Vanessa Trump is the
Speaker 2: ex wife of Donald Trump Junior. Okay, who I think
Speaker 2: was on our show about ten years ago.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was great.
Speaker 2: They said, don't bring up anything political and then he
Speaker 2: started like campaigning.
Speaker 3: That was the day I knew. I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I think Trump's actually gonna run. So Trump Junior, Donald
Speaker 3: Trump Junior was married to Vanessa Trump for twelve years, right,
Speaker 3: and they got divorced in twenty eighteen. And it's said
Speaker 3: in the article that I read from Yahoo that Donald
Speaker 3: Trump Junior is reportedly cool with Tiger dating his ex
Speaker 3: Vanessa Trump. Vanessa Trump has a daughter named Kai Trump
Speaker 3: who's seventeen, and Trump talks about her a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she's the one who goes to Florida or Florida State. Well,
Speaker 3: she's committed to play golf at the University of Miami. Okay,
Speaker 3: and she goes to the same high school as Tiger's son, Charlie,
Speaker 3: got you? Okay, they're meeting each other at the golf
Speaker 3: erments if I was just thinking. Okay, so new news
Speaker 3: about a Tiger lover three days after he tore his achilles.
Speaker 3: I think we know what happened now training for the Masters,
Speaker 3: my ass, they were doing the hibity dibity stunt sex. Okay.
Speaker 1: So it's I respect him though for like not caring
Speaker 1: who his ex connects with, cause he's done.
Speaker 3: Right, Donald Trump Junior? Right, he can't care. So he's done.
Speaker 3: And dude, if his daughter is a golfer, is that
Speaker 3: it's his daughter? Yeah?
Speaker 1: And so yeah, I have a step dad, Tiger Woods.
Speaker 1: Go help her out with her game. Who cares?
Speaker 2: He's the one that was with Gavin Newsom's ex wife, right, Gilfoyle? Yeah, Okay,
Speaker 2: are they still together? Doesn't she Isn't she like an
Speaker 2: ambassador to grease now or something?
Speaker 3: Wait, a lady switched parties with husbands. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So I don't know what her political affiliation was in California.
Speaker 2: She might have just been a media figure. But she
Speaker 2: was married to Gavin Newsom, and then she was married
Speaker 2: to or dating Donald Trump Junior. And then when Trump
Speaker 2: got back in office, he gave she's like the ambassador
Speaker 2: to Greece or something.
Speaker 3: He gave her a plus job. It's like a wow,
Speaker 3: It's like a gift. It's just like an attendance gift. Yeah, man,
Speaker 3: thanks for Would you like to be an ambassador to Spain?
Speaker 3: I'll let you own Greenland, it says, I'm just reading
Speaker 3: this off Wikipedia, so no one come at me here.
Speaker 3: In two thousand and four, is reported that in speaking
Speaker 3: on behalf of then husband Gavin Newsom, Gilfoyle boasted about
Speaker 3: his attractiveness and large penis side guys and implied that
Speaker 3: she was talented at providing oral sex, providing it.
Speaker 2: That's a service. That's how you become ambassador to Greece,
Speaker 2: all right.
Speaker 3: Also this says that Donald Trump Junior said that he
Speaker 3: liked Gilfoyle to costplay as a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. Who
Speaker 3: did I did not want to Junior liked to get
Speaker 3: Guilfoyle all dressed up in cowboys cheerleading gear.
Speaker 4: I don't need to know what they do in the bedroom,
Speaker 4: you know, and.
Speaker 3: Put on a Dolly parton Wig Jesus. It's a slower pace.
Speaker 3: Rest and peace. Man Carl Park has some peace. All right.
Speaker 1: There you have it. We are off and running. Where
Speaker 1: are we going to go next? In the Hollywood Shuffle.
Speaker 3: Man Jason Sedeika has had a big announcement on a
Speaker 3: podcast and there's something very shady that Apple is releasing
Speaker 3: that we all need to know about. Next.
Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna give away Volbeat, the greatest of
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Speaker 2: That's gonna be at the pavilion at Toyota Music Factory
Speaker 2: on July twenty eighth.
Speaker 3: That we're gonna make.
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Speaker 2: If you could tell us where all three shows are
Speaker 2: gonna beat tomorrow morning, including Christina, right, who's part of
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Speaker 3: Good luck.
Speaker 2: Everybody got to get into this tank. Lawrence Micah Parson's
Speaker 2: feud as it were coming up here in about thirty minutes.
Speaker 2: But right now it's time for this juicy hot.
Speaker 3: Gosh, every.
Speaker 5: Stay on top in the.
Speaker 3: Jason Sadekas was on the Travis and Jason Kelsey podcast.
Speaker 3: That's Ted fans man.
Speaker 5: Thank you because that's his goal.
Speaker 3: I appreciate it.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Is there season four? Is it in the works? I
Speaker 3: don't know what I'm allowed to think. You can ask it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what we're right, we're right in season four
Speaker 6: now that Yeah, Ted's coaching. Yeah, a women's team for there.
Speaker 6: That's that's how easy coming back to the States there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's too many questions, but we'll leave it at that.
Speaker 3: There's two any questions. So it's been everyone thought it
Speaker 3: was done and there's been no news around it. So
Speaker 3: there you get Ted Lasso's coming back for season four.
Speaker 3: Can you help guide me on.
Speaker 2: How much crossover there is with people that do ted
Speaker 2: Lasso with people that do shrinking.
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, Bill Lawrence is the creator. Yeah, so he's
Speaker 3: the Bill Lawrence, the guy created Scrubs. Yeah, now I
Speaker 3: know that. But what I want.
Speaker 2: The reason I ask is because I don't want anything.
Speaker 2: I don't watch ted Lasso though. I know everyone said,
Speaker 2: oh my god, season one is amazing, but then they're like,
Speaker 2: you know it kind of I mean almost to a
Speaker 2: man or a woman. Everyone said that, so I didn't
Speaker 2: get into it, but I don't want their activity to
Speaker 2: interfere with my interest in shrinking.
Speaker 3: One of the main characters in ted Lasso is a
Speaker 3: soccer player and he is the guy on shrinking. Yeah,
Speaker 3: who is the guy who killed right, the wife Jason
Speaker 3: Siegel's wife. Right, He is the guy who's doing shrinking
Speaker 3: with the help from Bill Lawrence. Okay. Horn's a big
Speaker 3: power player. Yeah okay, And like Zach Braf's involved in
Speaker 3: all that stuff. So there's a lot going on. Has
Speaker 3: it been good the whole way? I did not like
Speaker 3: season three at all of ted Lasso? So did you
Speaker 3: stop watching it, Benny? Yeah? Did you watch all of two? No?
Speaker 3: I just watched the first one. The second one. I
Speaker 3: don't think I finished season three. He got so bad
Speaker 3: for me. But yeah, I know that it is spoiler
Speaker 3: or whatever. It ends that they're going to get a
Speaker 3: women's team. So this makes sense because they've just been
Speaker 3: quiet about it and everyone just assumed it was over.
Speaker 1: Okay, So are all the same cast members like the
Speaker 1: super hot millfeed blonde British lady.
Speaker 3: Talking about the the gal, the gal with the jacked
Speaker 3: up teeth is in Fargo season five. She can sing no, no, no,
Speaker 3: not her, the older one. Oh yellow biscuits too. Oh yeah, okay, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm sure she would be involved.
Speaker 2: Wait, the lead from Fargo season five was in ted Lasso.
Speaker 2: She's awesome, Juno Tipple, Dude, her character in Fargo season
Speaker 2: five is awesome.
Speaker 3: She's great. Do you watch Lasso with black Man?
Speaker 4: No? I haven't seen one episode of Ted Lao. Would
Speaker 4: you watch it? If it was called Black Lasso? Probably
Speaker 4: sounds like a superhero like a Marvel series.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Scar Johanson his back as Black Lasso. Okay, tell
Speaker 3: you good, We got on cool. Okay, A couple of
Speaker 3: things here, man, This is this is a weird one.
Speaker 3: So there's a documentary that Apple has released, and there
Speaker 3: they're claiming that Jim Morrison of The Doors is still alive.
Speaker 3: Jim Morrison he died at twenty seven yep in a
Speaker 3: tub heroin overdose in France. Right, this documentary claims that
Speaker 3: he's alive and he's enjoying a quiet life in Syracuse
Speaker 3: and he's going by Frank.
Speaker 4: I saw this this morning. I'm highly intrigued. I am too,
Speaker 4: because it's a series.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a docu series finding Jim Morrison kind of
Speaker 2: thing before.
Speaker 3: The end, searching for Jim Morrison. So he's got a
Speaker 3: scar on his nose. Frank does has a scar on
Speaker 3: his nose where Morrison once had a mole. His brown
Speaker 3: eyes or colored contact lenses. Now, okay, I know this
Speaker 3: is where it gets a little. It's a little shaky.
Speaker 3: Have you seen him him? Because how could you know?
Speaker 7: Though?
Speaker 3: Like he the last time he was seen as a person,
Speaker 3: he was twenty seven and he looked just like Valcolm,
Speaker 3: and I think he's valcilmore so. The guy you see
Speaker 3: now is in his eighties. Look at like yeah, but
Speaker 3: look at Val Kilmer in Top Gun Maverick.
Speaker 2: He still looks fine, right, I mean, look at Tom
Speaker 2: Cruise and top Gun Maverick that guy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks the same. That's weird. Yeah, as the
Speaker 3: one maybe the one redeeming fact about scientology, you can
Speaker 3: kind of look the same forever. Yeah. I will watch
Speaker 3: this until I'm like, come on.
Speaker 4: I mean they also claim that he's got pictures with
Speaker 4: what the drummer of the Doors.
Speaker 3: So Frank's Facebook page because he's got a face, he's
Speaker 3: a normal guy. Uh has a twenty thirteen photograph taken
Speaker 3: with John Dinsmore, the original drummer from the Door. Several
Speaker 3: Frank's friends are also friends of members of the Doors.
Speaker 3: The filmmaker is basically he's going with Frank died in
Speaker 3: real life and Jim Morrison, who has just been hide
Speaker 3: and took over the persona of Frank who died. And
Speaker 3: they also claim in this documentary who whoa, whoah, whoah woah.
Speaker 3: I want to make sure I follow this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Jim Morrison found a dead identity and assumed it.
Speaker 3: I'm just going to read to you what the bio
Speaker 3: says here. Filmmaker Jeff Finn theorizes that Morrison took on
Speaker 3: the Frank persona after the real Frank of the same
Speaker 3: first middle and last name passed away in twenty fifteen.
Speaker 4: Isn't that fraud?
Speaker 3: Okay? But hold on, yeah, it is fraud.
Speaker 2: So but with the problem with what's his name, Jim Finn.
Speaker 2: Who's the guy that's making this thing, Jeff Finn? All right,
Speaker 2: Jeff Finn. Here's the problem. There's this giant gaping hole
Speaker 2: from the early seventies until twenty fifteen, say, gaping that
Speaker 2: we need to fill with. And also keep in mind
Speaker 2: that if Jim Morrison were to just maintain his life,
Speaker 2: obviously the royalties are being directed towards him, which is
Speaker 2: how he maintains his life.
Speaker 3: He also claims at Jim Morrison's Social Security number is
Speaker 3: still active in New York State voter fraud. This is
Speaker 3: one of those things where I'm going to wait and
Speaker 3: see what people think about it before I dive in
Speaker 3: on my own.
Speaker 4: But if it's an Apple thing, I think it's pretty legit.
Speaker 3: I think apples maybe apples for some content. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I don't know. So what is it
Speaker 3: called finding Jim Morrison? No? I think I just deleted it,
Speaker 3: the search for Jim Morrison. You deleted it already. I
Speaker 3: just here and that's done.
Speaker 2: Here's the interesting thing about the search for Jim Morrison.
Speaker 2: No one was searching for him. He died, I know,
Speaker 2: fifty years ago. But the guy, but I think I
Speaker 2: found him. I'm sure, dude.
Speaker 3: They drag it out the first three episodes. You see
Speaker 3: silhouettes of him. You see a guy. It's just Gene
Speaker 3: Hackman walking into the taco stand from the tabloids.
Speaker 1: I think he is the type of weird, mysterious cat. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe you would do that.
Speaker 4: Maybe I thought he's doing mornings at a station down
Speaker 4: the street from us.
Speaker 3: Right, I'm not getting me neither.
Speaker 4: He looks like Gordon Keith in my opinion. But oh fantastic, Joe,
Speaker 4: there's a horrible joke.
Speaker 3: Sorry, my unusual comment from esterday.
Speaker 1: All right, here's the picture of Jim Morrison that looks
Speaker 1: like Gordo. What happened to Jim Morrison's eye in that picture?
Speaker 3: Christina?
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you, Ben just like him.
Speaker 3: Spinal Tap two will be out in September. Damn right, Okay,
Speaker 3: that means I should probably watch spinal Tap.
Speaker 4: What, Yes, you should watch spinal Tap? Love it?
Speaker 3: That is your biggest Like? I got a lot?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I look at his age. Dude, he's got a
Speaker 2: lot of those boogie nights. I don't think they've seen
Speaker 2: good fellas. I got a lot of holes. I got
Speaker 2: a lot of holes. I gotta fill different area codes.
Speaker 2: Spinal Tap absolutely holds up and especially like well, I mean,
Speaker 2: you didn't grow up with heavy metal, but god, if
Speaker 2: you grew up with heavy metal, it's the funniest damn
Speaker 2: thing ever.
Speaker 3: You love music, you love bands, I think you would. Absolutely.
Speaker 1: I think that's the one thing I've heard you say
Speaker 1: you haven't seen. That is the biggest no brain.
Speaker 3: It's just like wild. You know, this was a movie
Speaker 3: that's made in eighty four. You get home, you go
Speaker 3: to work, and then you're like, you watch spinal Tap tonight.
Speaker 3: This hasn't popped unless I don't know. I guess all
Speaker 3: thirty seven years of my life, it hasn't. That hasn't happened.
Speaker 3: You need to read what's gonna happen. Make sure it
Speaker 3: stands stands up. I would assume that it would stand up.
Speaker 3: My memories of a stand up. Yeah, the last time
Speaker 3: I saw it, I thought it was damn funny. Now
Speaker 3: I'll tell you this, you know. To Ben's point, my
Speaker 3: wife didn't get it. Okay, I would love to watch
Speaker 3: it with my wife and see if she understands there's
Speaker 3: no way, dude, I know, like did she didn't know
Speaker 3: Gene Hackman was? I mean the premise and you know,
Speaker 3: this is the first of all those movies, right waiting
Speaker 3: for Guffman Best in Show. This is the first Christopher
Speaker 3: Guest mockumentary film where that that kind of launched all that.
Speaker 3: And I know somebody will say Albert Brooks, but it's
Speaker 3: this one with this.
Speaker 2: Group of people, and the thing that's so great about
Speaker 2: it is that what they're mocking is so easy to
Speaker 2: riff on because aging metal stars trying to navigate the
Speaker 2: decade that left them behind, and they're they're getting older
Speaker 2: and their music is pass.
Speaker 4: A and they're taking themselves. So seriously, don't worry about it.
Speaker 4: Boston's not a big cameos here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, So here's the story is they're reuniting
Speaker 3: for their final concert after a fifteen year hiatus. So far,
Speaker 3: the announced cameos are Elton John, Paul McCartney, Christian Yearwood,
Speaker 3: and Garth Brooks. Okay, come on, man, I'm in it's
Speaker 3: very good. Have we shot this thing. Yet it's gonna
Speaker 3: be hit theater September twelfth, so I would assume that
Speaker 3: it's probably happening, uh now or in the summer.
Speaker 4: Yeah, most of the original cast too, Yeah.
Speaker 3: The same Yeah, Christopher Guesst, Michael McKean, Harry. Sure, you
Speaker 3: don't have to worry about a drummer.
Speaker 4: Now, we'll explode every minute.
Speaker 3: I can't wait to watch this. I will watch it,
Speaker 3: you know, probably in July.
Speaker 4: No, Katie, you should legit this weekend.
Speaker 3: It's just like it's a tough weekend. There's a lot
Speaker 3: going on.
Speaker 2: Severnce is back, huge college football weekend, Severnce tonight.
Speaker 3: Servince's Yeah, you know, eleven o'clock last night. Oh, it's
Speaker 3: already out. Yeah, it drops it on that. So you
Speaker 3: gotta avoid spoilers.
Speaker 1: I saw somebody there was some question as to whether
Speaker 1: the finale would be forty four minutes or seventy six minutes,
Speaker 1: and a bunch of people were freaking out about it,
Speaker 1: and I saw Ben Stiller reply to somebody goes, no,
Speaker 1: it's seventy six. There was almost a million views on
Speaker 1: that tweet. Wow, just send somebody's replies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't. You gotta avoid spoilers because it drops
Speaker 3: it eleven Thursday night and some dof just stay up
Speaker 3: late and watch it.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, I'm gonna get to it Sunday. I was
Speaker 1: gonna be hazy. Yeah, Tomorrow's going to be a crazy day.
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Speaker 1: shots for the Dallas Cowboys that Micah Parsons did not
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Speaker 3: Yea, all right, So DeMarcus Lawrence signed a three year,
Speaker 3: forty two million dollar deal with Seattle, and here arrives
Speaker 3: at the Seattle premises, and you go through, do your
Speaker 3: press conference hot stuff, and then you're doing a little
Speaker 3: media thing and he's doing an interview. And here's what
Speaker 3: happened during that interview. You know, Dallas is my home home.
Speaker 4: I made my home there. You know, my family lives there.
Speaker 8: You know I'm forever going to be there, but you know,
Speaker 8: I know for sure I'm not going to win a
Speaker 8: Super Bowl there.
Speaker 3: So yeah, here we're here, DeMarcus Lawrence. Welcome to the Seahawks.
Speaker 3: Thanks for joining us.
Speaker 1: Pretty dramatic, dude, It was now he was not offered
Speaker 1: a deal, right, because I saw him talking about it
Speaker 1: and he was like, we sat back, we started receiving
Speaker 1: some offers. We kind of waited to see what the
Speaker 1: Cowboys are.
Speaker 5: Going to do.
Speaker 3: They didn't do anything.
Speaker 1: And so you could look at this as him being
Speaker 1: upset that, hey, cowboys didn't offer him a deal.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I kind of got the sense.
Speaker 2: I mean, wasn't there talk for a little while that
Speaker 2: the Cowboys just thought he was going to retire.
Speaker 3: I think that's what they probably wanted. So you don't
Speaker 3: have any ten and right because he didn't play, he
Speaker 3: didn't play much, and he's older. It's just this is
Speaker 3: what happens. You're thirty three, you're not useful to that
Speaker 3: many teams in the NFL. At what sucks mee? What
Speaker 3: it is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just based on this, and like, think about this
Speaker 2: even in the context of how much we.
Speaker 3: Love Zach and what Zach had gone through.
Speaker 2: Right, And I'm not saying Zach and Tank are in
Speaker 2: the exact same situation, but they both were lifetime Cowboys.
Speaker 2: If the Cowboys said, hey, we just signed Tank to
Speaker 2: three years and forty two million, you'd be going, Wow,
Speaker 2: that sounds like a lot on Tank. He didn't play
Speaker 2: last year pretty much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, draft, This is actually and if you look at this,
Speaker 1: and with the Dante Fowler news that they acquired him,
Speaker 1: that's a way better deal one year, six or eight
Speaker 1: million dollars for a guy who had ten and a
Speaker 1: half sacks and is younger and did play last year.
Speaker 1: I love Tank, I loved love as he's a great dude.
Speaker 1: But this is actually you got to give the Cowboys credit.
Speaker 1: They don't deserve it that often. They deserve credit on this.
Speaker 2: I think so in here, here's what this tells me
Speaker 2: that Tanks kind of have an amazing year. He might
Speaker 2: because every time I'm like, don't pay that guy that much,
Speaker 2: he goes somewhere and has a great year.
Speaker 3: So he might. You know, like sometimes he's getting red
Speaker 3: I don't just re energized or whatever. The thing about
Speaker 3: Tank the Tank covered up and this is I think
Speaker 3: Cowboys fans underrated him because the sack numbers weren't always
Speaker 3: there and he's a defensive end. He covered up their
Speaker 3: lack of having any defensive tackle. I mean, dude, can
Speaker 3: you the amount of names this team tried to run
Speaker 3: through here, Gerald McCoy and you know, Jordan Phillips and
Speaker 3: you can name all these defensive tackles while he's ten
Speaker 3: years like actually, like don Terry Poe, like they spent
Speaker 3: money on like free agent guys they actually did try
Speaker 3: to spend on or did try to draft Neville Gallimore
Speaker 3: who didn't work out here whatever, and he kind of
Speaker 3: covered that up. It's where they weren't the worst run
Speaker 3: defense in the league for most of these years now.
Speaker 3: It's always been a problem. And I think that's where
Speaker 3: Dante Fowler doesn't help you, Like he doesn't stop the
Speaker 3: run at all, but they need any They need bodies,
Speaker 3: and six million on one year for Dante Fowler is
Speaker 3: a very good deal. And they don't want long term deals.
Speaker 3: They don't want that either.
Speaker 1: So you'll have Sam Williams back, You'll have Marshawn Neelan
Speaker 1: back and.
Speaker 3: He's more of a run stopping defensive end types. That's good.
Speaker 1: And you'll have Dante Fowler and Michael Parsons that's a
Speaker 1: good pass rush. So but I would imagine that Cowboys
Speaker 1: players were probably not too excited to see Tank, who
Speaker 1: is one of their leaders, taking shots.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, no, But also like I'm sure they
Speaker 2: this is where I'm confused.
Speaker 3: We'll get to what Micah said. Let's do this first.
Speaker 3: Let's do this to mikel and us.
Speaker 2: And dude, let's face it, there's zero doubt that Seattle
Speaker 2: will win a Super Bowl in the next three years.
Speaker 3: So Tank is set Tank out here in twenty fourteen,
Speaker 3: with Tank on the show a million times, people that
Speaker 3: cover the team even closer to me. I just read
Speaker 3: that as that's just kind of Tank being Tank. Tank
Speaker 3: can't say in that interviews, I'm not gonna win one
Speaker 3: here either, right, He's not and he knows that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dry money of humor, like real funny, likable guy,
Speaker 1: somewhat intimidating. Some of his comments are like that that
Speaker 1: have you going damn oh okay, that's Tabby rolls. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and you need that from him because football and he
Speaker 1: doesn't care. He does not care, doesn't care.
Speaker 3: So Micah retweets it. Mica is Michael Parsons, If you
Speaker 3: don't know, Okay, this what rejection and envy look like?
Speaker 3: This some clown ass and then clown emoji. It's very
Speaker 3: very sloppy clown emoji in my opinion, But whatever. De
Speaker 3: Marcus Lords response calling me a clown won't change the
Speaker 3: fact that I told the truth. Maybe if you spent
Speaker 3: less time tweeting and more time winning, I wouldn't have left.
Speaker 2: Very good good use of that drop.
Speaker 3: Well, And I don't know what y'all's timelines are, like
Speaker 3: mine was pretty feel pretty much filled with cowboys fans
Speaker 3: mad at de Marcus Lawrence for saying that, which I
Speaker 3: find to be what Yeah, usually fans are reason yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: but like that, I just thought they might go the
Speaker 3: other way, like no, he said what you've been bishing about.
Speaker 1: It was about hours, six or eight hours of relief
Speaker 1: for Nico. It was like nobody was thinking about the
Speaker 1: Luca trade for about six or eight hours.
Speaker 3: It was all this drama. Yeah, which is wonderful drama.
Speaker 3: I love it. I love that Micah's on Twitter. It's
Speaker 3: so good every time. But also there's a lot of
Speaker 3: like kind of sticking up for Micahs, sticking up for
Speaker 3: your guy, which might tell you where the generation of
Speaker 3: the world is. It's all players, Because I was like
Speaker 3: this kind of like we're getting the teams back here,
Speaker 3: We're getting Micah's back here is like where were you
Speaker 3: y'all in net with the MAVs, Like right, it's like yeah,
Speaker 3: but also like once the dude leaves, yeah, it's gone.
Speaker 3: You know, it's whatever.
Speaker 1: Who was it one of the one god, I can't
Speaker 1: remember which player it was. One player was like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I thought it was a brotherhood above all else.
Speaker 3: Did you see that? No?
Speaker 1: No, and then Overshown said, okay, it's Dallas Cowboys versus
Speaker 1: the world.
Speaker 3: Like so was like galvanizing them, bringing them together. Chohncey
Speaker 3: Golston just had three frowny emojis as he plays with
Speaker 3: the Giants. Now, pretty good, that's who it was.
Speaker 1: Chauncey Golston was like, hey, I thought it was the
Speaker 1: brotherhood above all else.
Speaker 3: No, I mean, look, the truth is we are not
Speaker 3: removed from last year being able to read Dak slips
Speaker 3: on the sideline saying we fing suck. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 3: like before he was out for the year too, Like
Speaker 3: that was I think the game that the Falcons game
Speaker 3: where he got hurt in Actually so I love it.
Speaker 3: It's just just fun. They also brought a running back
Speaker 3: Miles Sanders, who is uh, you know, he was the
Speaker 3: Eagles for a while. He played for the Panthers, either
Speaker 3: he or Javonte Williams as you're running back too, and
Speaker 3: they'll draft someone that's the plan, right And and man,
Speaker 3: you know you've been talking about this. There's there's all
Speaker 3: this talk about will they go get what's his name,
Speaker 3: gentle gente gent who's just fun and exciting, right, But
Speaker 3: they have so many other needs. I actually hope they
Speaker 3: trade back.
Speaker 1: But for the first time last night, I was reading
Speaker 1: about the second and third and fourth best running back
Speaker 1: in the draft, and there's the people are as high
Speaker 1: on them as anybody. I mean, they sound like there's
Speaker 1: some good bargains on running backs later in the second
Speaker 1: and third round.
Speaker 3: Day three. Dude, we can go day three too. We
Speaker 3: need a right guard, we need cornerbacks. This morning you
Speaker 3: this is I was. I saw this for like a
Speaker 3: minute after it came out, like six am. Adam Schefter
Speaker 3: from ESPN tweets a sleeper team that has emerged is
Speaker 3: now making a push to sign former Rams free agent
Speaker 3: wide receiver Cooper cup Is the Dallas Cowboys. Oh okay,
Speaker 3: so the Cowboys and Seahawks were finals for them. About
Speaker 3: an hour later, it's like, oh yeah, the Cowboys are out.
Speaker 3: It's like, I did shift just tweet that to give
Speaker 3: ESPN the juice for today sleeper Cowboys. They're a sleeper too.
Speaker 3: But Cooper Cup is an eight game or ten Game
Speaker 3: of Year player. You know he's a tank, so if
Speaker 3: you're gonna pay him, you don't pay much. I do
Speaker 3: think they need a wide receiver of that and wide
Speaker 3: receiver because your wide receiver room is ceedee Lamb No.
Speaker 3: Number two. Turpin and Tolbert are your turping is Come on,
Speaker 3: he's a gimmick. You can't actually have it. Ut Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 3: And then you know Mingo and Jayalen Brook.
Speaker 2: I'm in on Mingo too. Someone are definitely worth that fourth.
Speaker 2: I feel good about Mingo. Someone says to Mingo, this
Speaker 2: year is my battle cry because the.
Speaker 3: Other big names. There's a lot of big names. Stefan
Speaker 3: Diggs is another one who's like there if you want.
Speaker 3: He's old on week eight?
Speaker 1: Uh, who else is a Mari series? Is he thirty two?
Speaker 1: Cooper thirty thirty? I can't believe he is that young.
Speaker 3: He's young, and that's what I would That's the guy
Speaker 3: I think I would love for them to have. But
Speaker 3: Tyler Lockett's a guy who like didn't get to play
Speaker 3: much in Sale, but he played four Shottenheimer. He lives
Speaker 3: here too, so there we lives to prosper. There's something there.
Speaker 2: He roa issue with Mary Cooper coming back. I would
Speaker 2: love it him and Dak were good together. Brandon Cooks
Speaker 2: back again. I mean, didn't we learn last year?
Speaker 3: That's a bad idea. It's just little. They're gonna they
Speaker 3: may draft, they may draft wide receiver, running back in
Speaker 3: that order, and they first and second round, and I
Speaker 3: could see it. They're not gonna take a running back
Speaker 3: in the first round.
Speaker 2: I know that, But I'm just saying you're not gonna
Speaker 2: draft an offensive lineman or a corner.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: They got to trade back and get more picks because
Speaker 1: they they they don't they have one corner on the roster.
Speaker 3: When's Trayvon going to be back? Ever? Remember, I don't
Speaker 3: think they don't want him around anymore? On a Leslie thing,
Speaker 3: what do you do? The organization got Mike Leslie's back
Speaker 3: in that we can't have him around? All right?
Speaker 1: Good stuff there it is around the sports coming up
Speaker 1: next KT, where are we gonna go in the weekly
Speaker 1: weekday update?
Speaker 3: Man, we've got a fire warning here in DFW. That's
Speaker 3: crazy and Also, we're gonna play the world's favorite game show.
Speaker 2: Dred that news report, Yes has the been in skin
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Speaker 2: Tip starts at seven with Chuck and Brian and look,
Speaker 2: Houston is an aggressive team. They're supposed to have Fred
Speaker 2: van Vliet back for this one, but the MAVs are
Speaker 2: gonna get some guys back as well. Huge to get PJ.
Speaker 2: Washington Junior back in the mix. That will absolutely make
Speaker 2: a difference. He's one of their better players. Maybe they
Speaker 2: can garner some momentum. They're still holding Phoenix at Bay
Speaker 2: and hanging onto that ten seed, So who knows how
Speaker 2: that will turn out, and then they'll turn around and
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Speaker 5: Here are the important stories he's currently tracking from around
Speaker 5: the world.
Speaker 3: You can sell. It's a little dusty out there. Big
Speaker 3: big wins have been a problem out west. It's wild
Speaker 3: to get a notification on your phone that says fire warning.
Speaker 3: Would've been in a fire warning to get that off.
Speaker 3: I didn't get it either. It's only for KT You.
Speaker 7: Guys probably don't have the right weather apps. I'm tracking
Speaker 7: on my Oh it's an app. Yeah, you have to
Speaker 7: be a notification stirred on. Yeah, you had to be
Speaker 7: like verified and all that. You know, you know then,
Speaker 7: but bad deal.
Speaker 3: Seriously, four thousand people, four thousand Encore customers without power
Speaker 3: with high winds. We had eighteen wheelers in the Panhandle
Speaker 3: blown over. Ben shows the video or your name Marillo.
Speaker 3: That looks like the apocalypse. We had firefighters knocked out
Speaker 3: a seven acre brush fire in Wise County, which is
Speaker 3: good that they knocked it out, but that's the problem.
Speaker 3: One small fire can spread quickly, and I don't know
Speaker 3: if the fire warning is very common or if we
Speaker 3: didn't notice, or it's just top of mind because of LA.
Speaker 3: But that's what's happening. Tomorrow is gonna be great. Yeah,
Speaker 3: weather's gonna be wonderful tomorrow. This is just gonna pass through.
Speaker 3: It's gonna be dusty and weird tonight.
Speaker 2: So did you guys ever see the great Orson Wells
Speaker 2: hosted movie The Man Who Saw Tomorrow about the prophecies
Speaker 2: of Nostradamus? No, okay, have you guys ever gone down
Speaker 2: the Nostradamus well?
Speaker 3: And he's got boring to me? Man, the guy knew
Speaker 3: stuff is pretty good stuff cool.
Speaker 2: The thing that's fun not fun, But like when you go, oh, okay,
Speaker 2: it said this and you try to apply it to something.
Speaker 2: It's kind of the era that we're living in. He
Speaker 2: had predicted just hell on earth, and I was like
Speaker 2: a wonderful Nostra Damas saw all the just fires that
Speaker 2: were going on, like forest fires and blazes in California,
Speaker 2: and I wonder if that's what old Nostrodamus saw and
Speaker 2: he thought it was the apocalypse?
Speaker 3: Well, I mean maybe, But like the thing is that
Speaker 3: people still try to apply things to Like when Oshra
Speaker 3: Damas said this is gonna happen, right, do he just
Speaker 3: have so much time on his hands that he was
Speaker 3: predicting all these things into you would get bored predicting
Speaker 3: things after one hundred years in the future before the
Speaker 3: internet though.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that's when they like figured out like
Speaker 2: you know, constellations and stuff. They're just like staring up
Speaker 2: to go, hey man, that looks like a god's belt.
Speaker 3: Look at that. Let's play a quick game. And this
Speaker 3: is just a guess what this news story is about? Ready?
Speaker 8: Say? Agents are used to confiscating a lot of things, right, shampoo,
Speaker 8: shaving cream, even weapons, But last week agents at Newark
Speaker 8: Airport came across some unusual contraband do you see it?
Speaker 8: There a Pennsylvania man was caught with a live concealed
Speaker 8: in his pants.
Speaker 3: Oh I know what it yeah? You know? Do you
Speaker 3: all know? I think I know what it is. If
Speaker 3: I does it snap, let me go ahead and play
Speaker 3: the fool ready, Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you see it there.
Speaker 8: A Pennsylvania man was caught with a live turtle concealed
Speaker 8: in his pants when he tried to go through airport
Speaker 8: security on Friday. The man was escorted out of the
Speaker 8: checkpoint by police, while the turtle was handed over to
Speaker 8: local animal control officers.
Speaker 3: Hopefully it wasn't a snapping turtle. That's funny.
Speaker 2: I I picture that little turtle there and little turtle
Speaker 2: handcuffs going, what ma.
Speaker 3: Wouldn't man didn't do it? This guy's amusing me. I
Speaker 3: didn't even know.
Speaker 4: This guy, So what kind of turtle? Why was he
Speaker 4: trying to get it through?
Speaker 3: I saw the turtle wasn't that big. I don't know
Speaker 3: what kind of turtle it was. That's a turtle. I
Speaker 3: don't know the type of turtle. No, I know, I
Speaker 3: know why.
Speaker 2: It was one of those comfort turtles. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: and he's service turtle. Yeah, it is a service turtle.
Speaker 2: And he was not allowed to bring that on the plane,
Speaker 2: but he couldn't move forward without it.
Speaker 4: My god, can you imagine? Because they have the small
Speaker 4: turtles right, that would the best emotional support.
Speaker 1: Turtle ever, little soggy wet turtle servicing him in his pants.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, he was going to town on
Speaker 3: that shell. Turtles are kind of gross to me. Why,
Speaker 3: I don't know. What are the animals that aren't gross
Speaker 3: to you? Boy? That's fairy. Just see the lady in
Speaker 3: Australia who's gonna get deported from Australia. She's an American
Speaker 3: but idiot.
Speaker 4: Yes, I saw her.
Speaker 3: She picked up a baby wombat, held it up, and
Speaker 3: then Australia's political people were like, get rid of her.
Speaker 3: That picture is not allowed to Australia ever. A get
Speaker 3: She took the baby wom bed away.
Speaker 4: Took it away from the mom, and then the mom
Speaker 4: started running after as well, like, what are you doing,
Speaker 4: crazy American lady.
Speaker 3: I'm not a thousand percent sure I know what a
Speaker 3: wombat is? What is a wombat? Wombat? Looks like that's
Speaker 3: a good question. A little tiny, little bear.
Speaker 4: Kind of I'm looking it up right now.
Speaker 3: They're so small they're like a bear in a hedgehog combine.
Speaker 3: Maybe is it a marsupial? Yeah yeah, sort of very
Speaker 3: strange looking, just kind of round and cuddly though, Does
Speaker 3: that have a pouch like akala? Like a tiny kuala?
Speaker 3: Kind of this? I mean the baby one. I don't
Speaker 3: know if the big one. They're allegedly dangerous too.
Speaker 1: What made her think she could pick it up like
Speaker 1: a fumble recovery and start running back?
Speaker 3: Animal influencer? Okay, yeah she is, so she does that,
Speaker 3: so she makes a living online. I pushed videos with animals.
Speaker 3: I'm not good with the news.
Speaker 2: Did they find the missing spring breaker and the Dominican Republic?
Speaker 2: Are you'll following the story? No?
Speaker 3: You get different news. You watch different news channels than
Speaker 3: I do. It's a huge story, really, dude, I allright,
Speaker 3: like gender free news.
Speaker 1: Somebody got lost on spring break? Wait he follows gender
Speaker 1: free news. It's like gender fluid. Yeah, okay, I'm looking
Speaker 1: at a wombat. That's funny.
Speaker 3: Don't lead us. What's the Dominican public story? All right?
Speaker 2: Well, let me get on Google and you talk words
Speaker 2: till I'm done.
Speaker 1: Uh, this is a spring break situation where like a
Speaker 1: high schooler.
Speaker 2: It's a college I think it's like twenty one year
Speaker 2: old lady.
Speaker 3: That sucks. The Stars are gonna have some of their
Speaker 3: games airing on Fox. Have you moved by Fox copying
Speaker 3: the MAVs model? Okay, RT taking four victory plus games,
Speaker 3: We're gonna airm on Fox four. Yes. Oh, hold on,
Speaker 3: I have an update. That's a sad st.
Speaker 2: Update now on the story Skins tracking is, witnesses say
Speaker 2: the missing PIT student was rescued from a powerful wave
Speaker 2: and then vanished.
Speaker 3: Oh no, this is a story from a couple of
Speaker 3: days ago. I did see her picture came that. I
Speaker 3: saw it rescued from a powerful wave and then another wave.
Speaker 2: So this is a story from USA Today from eight
Speaker 2: hours ago. Last man to see her name is Saduska
Speaker 2: Kananki said he tried to save missing student from ocean.
Speaker 3: Oh god, that sucks.
Speaker 2: The international search continues University of Pittsburgh student who vanished
Speaker 2: while on spring break trip to the Dominican Republic earlier
Speaker 2: this month.
Speaker 3: Ye, well, that is not the positive note. I wanted
Speaker 3: to end the segment on to bring the warm back
Speaker 3: back up. I'm so baby wombat happened and the turtle
Speaker 3: is at his pants. Yep. The turtle was in the pants.
Speaker 3: There you have it.
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