Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. Would let your taco one on
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Speaker 2: It's been described as the end of one dynasty in
Speaker 2: the start of a new one. Were you had about
Speaker 2: duck dynasty? No, we had a historic accomplishment. Accomplishment yesterday
Speaker 2: as an Indian teenager, Gougesh duma Juru became the youngest
Speaker 2: chess World champion at the age of eighteen after defending
Speaker 2: champion Ding the Wren of China lost in the match
Speaker 2: of the final match of their series in Singapore. Final
Speaker 2: score Gougesh seven point five points, the Chinese guy six
Speaker 2: point five.
Speaker 1: You don't just say the Chinese guy with disc No,
Speaker 1: it's Ding. Hey, wasn't there their chest drama about a
Speaker 1: month ago in idiotology, somebody was.
Speaker 2: The cheating scandal. Yeah, I recall that. Yeah, this this,
Speaker 2: this though, was on the up and up. So we
Speaker 2: I have I have some dramatic video of the final
Speaker 2: moments of the match on our Facebook page for those
Speaker 2: of you who want to go down the chest rabbit hole.
Speaker 1: When goog Esh came in for the win against just Ding. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Okay, hold on if okay, you're a typical
Speaker 1: Irish guy, right, Yes, are you gonna name your kid
Speaker 1: where it's so, oh, I guess that. Yeah, you would
Speaker 1: like it would be a Seamus or something like Seamus
Speaker 1: is a very very Irish name. If and again, wait,
Speaker 1: hold on, what are you getting at here. I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna name my kid Ding. That could be like Smith
Speaker 1: in China. Dude, it could be. But he's gonna go
Speaker 1: to school, and what are they gonna call him?
Speaker 2: Ding Dong? Yes, well, you can't call everybody ding dong.
Speaker 2: If it's a common name.
Speaker 1: I don't know. If it is, I'll google it. These
Speaker 1: are things I need to know.
Speaker 2: I hey, yes, gash Over on the Indian side of things,
Speaker 2: isn't uh you know.
Speaker 1: I'm not worried about that. Goog gash is not as
Speaker 1: as stereotypical as Ding. My Chinese body would tell you, Phil,
Speaker 1: that's not very Chinese Phil, by the way, but he
Speaker 1: would tell you you'd say, no, Bob, that's Ding is okay?
Speaker 1: So is Ding a common Chinese name? And if somebody's listening,
Speaker 1: going I'm gonna complaining to shut up Chinese name.
Speaker 2: We're just trying to learn and exchange uh information.
Speaker 1: Shoot, I mean, yes, Ding, it's spelled it looks like
Speaker 1: a j by the way, so we'll just call him.
Speaker 1: Jay is considered a common Chinese surname, ranking around the
Speaker 1: forty eighth most common in the mainland of China. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to read that anymore because it came from Ai. Well,
Speaker 1: so tired of that.
Speaker 2: I do, in the sake for the sake of transparency,
Speaker 2: would like to just tell I have no idea how
Speaker 2: to even play chess. Oh yeah, no, Clue, I don't know.
Speaker 2: In fact, Clue was really the only board game that
Speaker 2: I had any kind of interest in.
Speaker 1: It's patience. It's not interest. You had no patience in
Speaker 1: any board game Monopoly?
Speaker 2: Why did I like Clue? Then you had to be
Speaker 2: patient and figure out.
Speaker 1: Who you had to figure stuff out off too? With what? Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it wasn't the patience your mind having to work.
Speaker 1: This is deep sorry people for a Friday morning. But
Speaker 1: it was your mind having to work about so and
Speaker 1: so killed with a candlestick, which I never got. So
Speaker 1: your mind was working and taking study. No, it was
Speaker 1: taking your mind off of your lack of patience. Monopoly. Oh,
Speaker 1: you sit down with a game of Monopoly. I bet
Speaker 1: that somebody right there pad Oh god, now I'm not
Speaker 1: quite sure I ever completed a game of Monopoly. To
Speaker 1: be honest with you, I know, yeah, oh you don't have.
Speaker 1: I know. You don't even have to tell me, even
Speaker 1: though I think you have in the past. It. I
Speaker 1: would know that anyway, because I worked with the almost
Speaker 1: thirty years. Not even a Checkers guy. Oh you're a
Speaker 1: pussy if you can't play check I didn't say I
Speaker 1: can't play Checkers. I'm just not. That's not something I
Speaker 1: would do. A double jump with a double a double crowned. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: getting crowned, and then you drink Crown Royal and play
Speaker 1: that game and you're really getting crowned. But no, if
Speaker 1: you if you have a if you have that, you
Speaker 1: know that crowned one, as you say, and then you
Speaker 1: double jump it, and then you go backwards on the
Speaker 1: next one because you can go back. I'm a Checkers guy.
Speaker 1: I even like the Burgers. This is a.
Speaker 2: Story more typical of something you would hear, and it
Speaker 2: happened against situation, which is a horrible mishap on the
Speaker 2: job that ends in one's demise. But no, this was
Speaker 2: a dying in your sleep situation, and not the old
Speaker 2: you know well had he had a heart attack in
Speaker 2: a sleep and died peaceful. No, this is death by
Speaker 2: sleep number bed, no way crunched up in it. Eighty
Speaker 2: year old Rosalind Walker dead after being pinned between her
Speaker 2: sleep number bed and a wall after the bed quote
Speaker 2: lowered itself without reason and trapped. Walker wasn't found until
Speaker 2: a couple days later. My emergency responders took her to
Speaker 2: a local hospital, but it was too late.
Speaker 1: I think that's on her. I think it's user error,
Speaker 1: like she bumped into the controls.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to how do you get pinned between it?
Speaker 2: Could the head park goes up or the bottom part
Speaker 2: goes up? How do you end up pinned between that
Speaker 2: and the wall?
Speaker 1: Well? Doesn't it go side a little bit? If you're
Speaker 1: a snorer that it'll it raises up the top portion
Speaker 1: or the bottom portion. You get it however you want.
Speaker 1: And oh, maybe she had the Duck's version, which is
Speaker 1: a Murphy fling her up backwards against the wall. For
Speaker 1: those that don't know, Murphy beds coolest thing ever.
Speaker 2: And Murphy's sleep number bed.
Speaker 1: It's a high text. She's on top of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: if you don't know what a Murphy bed is, it's
Speaker 1: the one that you can fold up into the wall
Speaker 1: and it looks like a a like a cabinet space savers.
Speaker 1: What it is a little fun fact. I have owned
Speaker 1: two different places with Murphy beds. Think about it. Our
Speaker 1: little baby starter house and then that little baby condo,
Speaker 1: both Murphy beds. Hey, by the way, uh ding common
Speaker 1: last name, so uh I think they.
Speaker 2: I think we've spent enough time analyzing Chinese first and
Speaker 2: last names. It's just checking.
Speaker 1: Somebody said, Uh, Kenneth throw up in Tennessee said, uh
Speaker 1: names the games round table.
Speaker 2: Ding is a looser because Googet is now the man.
Speaker 1: Whatever. I'm still a dang fan Team India. Okay, finally
Speaker 1: there's this.
Speaker 2: You know you've wandered into a sketchy neighborhood when the
Speaker 2: police camera and slash audio while you run into this.
Speaker 1: You were entering an area known for prostitution and human trafficking.
Speaker 1: They stay there for long.
Speaker 2: This is in a Stanton, California, in Wow twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: When I came to the city in April of this year,
Speaker 1: there was a substantial amount of foot traffic in those areas.
Speaker 1: They walked into the community very often around like midnight,
Speaker 1: and they lay around on the bubbecue.
Speaker 2: He's talking about the prostitute to arrive shortly after the
Speaker 2: sun goes down and really proliferate and populated by midnight.
Speaker 3: You know, like area, a lot of conducts on the ground.
Speaker 3: That's a terrible It's like morning. These ladies are being
Speaker 3: dropped off. They are the bowl and they are you
Speaker 3: know oftentimes, you know, hanging out here during the day.
Speaker 1: They hang out by the barbecue. Said Pat, this is
Speaker 1: your dream. You can get a prostitute that smells like
Speaker 1: ribs and then when things are good night, enjoy the
Speaker 1: us of your evening in John's. You just chucked the
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