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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. Would let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, Hey, heads up, you

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<v Speaker 2>might want to have j r R on this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>And if you haven't tried out the free iHeart Radio app,

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<v Speaker 1>You know, every now and then I do it. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>leave messages just over the weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Using the talkback feature, because that's how you'll be having

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<v Speaker 1>you'll see a little microphone the dirty little message Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>do you I do? I do them for my boss,

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<v Speaker 1>our boss. I should say, I go hear Rich. I

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<v Speaker 1>think that could be the giveaway. I go here, Rich

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<v Speaker 1>your balls itch.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. When you have the app open this weekend, you'll

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<v Speaker 2>hear prompts uh to hey, talk back for a chance

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<v Speaker 2>icon and the talkback feature.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, hit that mic I was talking about, and just

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<v Speaker 1>leave a message why you should be at Metallica Huge Jr. R.

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<v Speaker 1>Show coming.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been described as the end of one dynasty in

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<v Speaker 2>the start of a new one. Were you had about

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<v Speaker 2>duck dynasty? No, we had a historic accomplishment. Accomplishment yesterday

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<v Speaker 2>as an Indian teenager, Gougesh duma Juru became the youngest

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<v Speaker 2>chess World champion at the age of eighteen after defending

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<v Speaker 2>champion Ding the Wren of China lost in the match

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<v Speaker 2>of the final match of their series in Singapore. Final

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<v Speaker 2>score Gougesh seven point five points, the Chinese guy six

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<v Speaker 2>point five.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't just say the Chinese guy with disc No,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Ding. Hey, wasn't there their chest drama about a

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<v Speaker 1>month ago in idiotology, somebody was.

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<v Speaker 2>The cheating scandal. Yeah, I recall that. Yeah, this this,

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<v Speaker 2>this though, was on the up and up. So we

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<v Speaker 2>I have I have some dramatic video of the final

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<v Speaker 2>moments of the match on our Facebook page for those

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<v Speaker 2>of you who want to go down the chest rabbit hole.

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<v Speaker 1>When goog Esh came in for the win against just Ding. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Okay, hold on if okay, you're a typical

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<v Speaker 1>Irish guy, right, Yes, are you gonna name your kid

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<v Speaker 1>where it's so, oh, I guess that. Yeah, you would

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<v Speaker 1>like it would be a Seamus or something like Seamus

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<v Speaker 1>is a very very Irish name. If and again, wait,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, what are you getting at here. I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>gonna name my kid Ding. That could be like Smith

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<v Speaker 1>in China. Dude, it could be. But he's gonna go

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<v Speaker 1>to school, and what are they gonna call him?

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<v Speaker 2>Ding Dong? Yes, well, you can't call everybody ding dong.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's a common name.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. If it is, I'll google it. These

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<v Speaker 1>are things I need to know.

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<v Speaker 2>I hey, yes, gash Over on the Indian side of things,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't uh you know.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not worried about that. Goog gash is not as

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<v Speaker 1>as stereotypical as Ding. My Chinese body would tell you, Phil,

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<v Speaker 1>that's not very Chinese Phil, by the way, but he

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<v Speaker 1>would tell you you'd say, no, Bob, that's Ding is okay?

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<v Speaker 1>So is Ding a common Chinese name? And if somebody's listening,

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<v Speaker 1>going I'm gonna complaining to shut up Chinese name.

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<v Speaker 2>We're just trying to learn and exchange uh information.

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<v Speaker 1>Shoot, I mean, yes, Ding, it's spelled it looks like

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<v Speaker 1>a j by the way, so we'll just call him.

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<v Speaker 1>Jay is considered a common Chinese surname, ranking around the

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<v Speaker 1>forty eighth most common in the mainland of China. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going to read that anymore because it came from Ai. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>so tired of that.

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<v Speaker 2>I do, in the sake for the sake of transparency,

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<v Speaker 2>would like to just tell I have no idea how

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<v Speaker 2>to even play chess. Oh yeah, no, Clue, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, Clue was really the only board game that

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<v Speaker 2>I had any kind of interest in.

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<v Speaker 1>It's patience. It's not interest. You had no patience in

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<v Speaker 1>any board game Monopoly?

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<v Speaker 2>Why did I like Clue? Then you had to be

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<v Speaker 2>patient and figure out.

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<v Speaker 1>Who you had to figure stuff out off too? With what? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because it wasn't the patience your mind having to work.

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<v Speaker 1>This is deep sorry people for a Friday morning. But

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<v Speaker 1>it was your mind having to work about so and

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<v Speaker 1>so killed with a candlestick, which I never got. So

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<v Speaker 1>your mind was working and taking study. No, it was

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<v Speaker 1>taking your mind off of your lack of patience. Monopoly. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you sit down with a game of Monopoly. I bet

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<v Speaker 1>that somebody right there pad Oh god, now I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>quite sure I ever completed a game of Monopoly. To

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<v Speaker 1>be honest with you, I know, yeah, oh you don't have.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. You don't even have to tell me, even

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<v Speaker 1>though I think you have in the past. It. I

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<v Speaker 1>would know that anyway, because I worked with the almost

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<v Speaker 1>thirty years. Not even a Checkers guy. Oh you're a

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<v Speaker 1>pussy if you can't play check I didn't say I

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<v Speaker 1>can't play Checkers. I'm just not. That's not something I

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<v Speaker 1>would do. A double jump with a double a double crowned. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>getting crowned, and then you drink Crown Royal and play

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<v Speaker 1>that game and you're really getting crowned. But no, if

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<v Speaker 1>you if you have a if you have that, you

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<v Speaker 1>know that crowned one, as you say, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>double jump it, and then you go backwards on the

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<v Speaker 1>next one because you can go back. I'm a Checkers guy.

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<v Speaker 1>I even like the Burgers. This is a.

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<v Speaker 2>Story more typical of something you would hear, and it

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<v Speaker 2>happened against situation, which is a horrible mishap on the

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<v Speaker 2>job that ends in one's demise. But no, this was

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<v Speaker 2>a dying in your sleep situation, and not the old

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<v Speaker 2>you know well had he had a heart attack in

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<v Speaker 2>a sleep and died peaceful. No, this is death by

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<v Speaker 2>sleep number bed, no way crunched up in it. Eighty

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<v Speaker 2>year old Rosalind Walker dead after being pinned between her

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<v Speaker 2>sleep number bed and a wall after the bed quote

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<v Speaker 2>lowered itself without reason and trapped. Walker wasn't found until

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<v Speaker 2>a couple days later. My emergency responders took her to

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<v Speaker 2>a local hospital, but it was too late.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's on her. I think it's user error,

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<v Speaker 1>like she bumped into the controls.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to how do you get pinned between it?

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<v Speaker 2>Could the head park goes up or the bottom part

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<v Speaker 2>goes up? How do you end up pinned between that

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<v Speaker 2>and the wall?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? Doesn't it go side a little bit? If you're

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<v Speaker 1>a snorer that it'll it raises up the top portion

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<v Speaker 1>or the bottom portion. You get it however you want.

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<v Speaker 1>And oh, maybe she had the Duck's version, which is

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<v Speaker 1>a Murphy fling her up backwards against the wall. For

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<v Speaker 1>those that don't know, Murphy beds coolest thing ever.

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<v Speaker 2>And Murphy's sleep number bed.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a high text. She's on top of it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>if you don't know what a Murphy bed is, it's

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<v Speaker 1>the one that you can fold up into the wall

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<v Speaker 1>and it looks like a a like a cabinet space savers.

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<v Speaker 1>What it is a little fun fact. I have owned

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<v Speaker 1>two different places with Murphy beds. Think about it. Our

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<v Speaker 1>little baby starter house and then that little baby condo,

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<v Speaker 1>both Murphy beds. Hey, by the way, uh ding common

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<v Speaker 1>last name, so uh I think they.

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<v Speaker 2>I think we've spent enough time analyzing Chinese first and

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<v Speaker 2>last names. It's just checking.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody said, Uh, Kenneth throw up in Tennessee said, uh

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<v Speaker 1>names the games round table.

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<v Speaker 2>Ding is a looser because Googet is now the man.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever. I'm still a dang fan Team India. Okay, finally

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<v Speaker 1>there's this.

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<v Speaker 2>You know you've wandered into a sketchy neighborhood when the

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<v Speaker 2>police camera and slash audio while you run into this.

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<v Speaker 1>You were entering an area known for prostitution and human trafficking.

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<v Speaker 1>They stay there for long.

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<v Speaker 2>This is in a Stanton, California, in Wow twenty minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>When I came to the city in April of this year,

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<v Speaker 1>there was a substantial amount of foot traffic in those areas.

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<v Speaker 1>They walked into the community very often around like midnight,

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<v Speaker 1>and they lay around on the bubbecue.

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<v Speaker 2>He's talking about the prostitute to arrive shortly after the

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<v Speaker 2>sun goes down and really proliferate and populated by midnight.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, like area, a lot of conducts on the ground.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a terrible It's like morning. These ladies are being

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<v Speaker 3>dropped off. They are the bowl and they are you

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<v Speaker 3>know oftentimes, you know, hanging out here during the day.

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<v Speaker 1>They hang out by the barbecue. Said Pat, this is

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<v Speaker 1>your dream. You can get a prostitute that smells like

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<v Speaker 1>ribs and then when things are good night, enjoy the

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<v Speaker 1>us of your evening in John's. You just chucked the

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<v Speaker 1>rub on the ground. Oh god, Barbie clinted Taco on demand.

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