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Speaker 1: What's that, Archie?

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Speaker 2: Uh, there's a fire in the bank building.

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Speaker 1: No, you don't need to hire that facocta fucking con woman.

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Kiyo Cuckoo or whatever her name is. Patty's been talking

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to Archie the entire season. Archie just said, tam Rat.

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He says that his mom's SB just polished off a

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twelve pack of dose Sekis and she made him go

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in the car with her, right.

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Speaker 3: Hillo, Welcome to another brand spanking new episode.

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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, Ruby's not here, and I wanted to ask

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about JJ and JJ get the hitched? Any details on

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the wedding? What JJ and JJ marring? Who's the Johnny

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Jansen and Jesus Jugs? Oh?

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Speaker 2: They got married?

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Speaker 1: They got married? Tam Ratt was there.

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Speaker 2: No, this is the first I'm hearing about it.

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Speaker 1: Can we call Ruby?

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Speaker 2: Uh? I think she said a corporate event?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's right. Should I pick up? It's probably

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boring there, You want to call her?

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Speaker 2: Call her? You want you iteens raising reviews.

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Speaker 1: So it starts kind of words, It's buzzball Friday.

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Speaker 2: By Tho, It's buzzball Friday. I hope you guys are

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having a fantastic weekend.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you know when they just hit that button, like,

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I'm not talking to this person right now.

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Speaker 2: That's the message though.

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Speaker 1: Or you have finished recording, you may hang up. Hey, Rubes,

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it's Patty, Hey Ruby. Johnny Jansen and Jesus Jugs got

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married this past weekend. Uh. You know you're the Bravo expert.

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Can you call us back for the podcast let us

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know if there's any details that our listeners need to

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be aware of. Thanks, BYEO.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was a good voicemail, pretty sturdy voice.

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Speaker 1: Concise, yeah clean.

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Speaker 2: Oh. When I leave a voicemail, I ramble on and on.

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Speaker 1: Can I tell you what my wife does to me

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when I'm on the phone. She usually calls me when

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she's in the car. She'll go, you know, I was

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thinking yesterday, hold on, um and uh and and you

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hear like she's backing up to park into a parking

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spy beep beep, Hold on a second. And I'm like,

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I'm a human being and I'm on hold right now. Okay,

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I'm not a fucking robot, right, You're putting me as

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a human being on hold? Yeah, why don't you hang

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up the phone and then call me when you have

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a concise, clear thought.

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Speaker 2: I put people on hold all the time. I'm rolling

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so many calls. Man, Wow, I like to get in

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the car and talk. You know, I get it. I

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have to say Patrick's. Trying to get a hold of

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Patrick is like trying to get a hold of an

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international assassin. He'll just be on the phone for one

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second and they'll just go boop and then you won't

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hear from him.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's because my phone is twelve years old.

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Speaker 2: Okay, this is bad TV. We're here to talk about

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the Real Housewives of Orange County Killing is here? Hello,

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Pats here, Dyll's here.

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Speaker 1: You know I'm having a It's not only is it

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buzzball Friday. It's Friday somewhere. By the way, don't worry

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about it. If you're listening to this on Tuesday, it's

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Friday for you. I have a lot of people that have.

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Speaker 2: Different Really Friday somewhere. If you're listening on like a Monday,

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because it's not Friday anywhere, Really, hold on, hold on,

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hold on.

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Speaker 1: Hold on. What if you're like in the your occupation

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is a nurse or a firefighter. H your work days

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or Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday's your day off and Tuesday.

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Technically that's a Friday for you, And you're completely in

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your right to go buy a buzz ball and listen

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to the podcast, don't it. For years I had to

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work on weekends. My friday was a Monday and a Tuesday. Hey,

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in other news, I know my wife listens to that podcast.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to be I don't want to be

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this guy. But when you say technically.

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Speaker 1: It's incorrect.

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Speaker 2: Technically, Look, I don't know how to talk technically. This

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is Friday.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I've gotten really far in my life, but understanding

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the English language.

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Speaker 2: Shout out to all the nurses and all the first

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responders who have to work on the weekends.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not American. Yeah, American is Monday to Thursday.

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like work a half a day, even if the boss

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Speaker 2: No, America is backbreaking work constantly or just kind of

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feed up croquet playing. Yeah, that's kind of America. It's

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quite a beautiful diconomy USA. All right. So anyways, enough

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my fucking communist rhetoric.

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Speaker 1: Goddamn Marxist. Yah, I want to get your thoughts on

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this guys. You know my wife, I often think she's

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repulsed by me. Today this was a move. I think

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I'm gonna get some action tonight.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go we'll get into a real housewife soon.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I uh, she goes, ah, Pat, I need

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toilet paper. You know, she was in the bathroom going peepee,

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And normally I'm a gentleman. So I grabbed the toilet

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paper out of the linen's closet and then I hand

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it around the corner and she goes, you can come

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in here. And I got to see my wife naked,

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and I'm like, holy crap, I think she's in me.

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I'm gonna try and hit this tonight, okay, and that's

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a couple hours away, so hopefully I don't drink too

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many buzzballs.

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Speaker 2: Wet, you're already at uh two two two? And what?

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And and how many buzzballs? Is too many buzzballs?

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Speaker 1: Probably four?

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Speaker 2: You're an August baby, right, July July baby? Fuck? Well,

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I think I know what I'm getting Pad for Christmas.

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Speaker 1: A case of buzzballs.

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Speaker 2: Well you'll see, you'll see. Do we have to get

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Kaylen a gift?

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Speaker 1: He's a friend.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, But obably even get it.

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Speaker 1: One of our best episodes of the year is the

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End of the Year podcast where we gift each other stuff.

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Speaker 2: That's a good point. It is Caylen and have to

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get us stuff there.

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Speaker 1: I want to get this podcast so successful. So you

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guys need to share this show and grow. Like I

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feel like we've come into our own, Like we're hitting

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our stride now. I want to buy Kaylin a jet

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ski for Christmas. So whatever you can do to, you know,

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help the effort.

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Speaker 2: And and whoa, whoa, that's a lot we're splitting it. Yeah,

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we could get to that point where we could get

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Kaylin a scudo to rot in his driveway.

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Speaker 1: I have a fucking asshole friend trying to sell a

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houseboat right now for one hundred and fifty k. It

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doesn't have a motor. You have to tow it out

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in the water. I'm like, oh, good luck selling this

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by the way, Yeah yeah, good, good job being a

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sucker for you buy.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'll tell you what the that that right there

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that could launch a YouTube career. Okay, young upstart couple

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they buy this house boat and they just renovate it. Yeah,

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they've vlogged the reno and they.

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Speaker 1: Get towed around the world.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, crazy stuff. Okay, let's talk about

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the Real Housewives of Orange County. Let's do it, but

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first we have to talk about love is blind?

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Speaker 1: Love is blind?

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Speaker 2: Oh, because people, we're not doing it.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how much more clear we can be

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the inquiries can end. We're not doing it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, a lot of people. We gotta be respectful of

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our little patties and batties. You guys pay us money.

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I totally get it. This is our first season that

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we're skipping. They've burned us so much. It's like, how

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many times are we going to be beaten down?

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Speaker 2: Okay, let's say Pat and I. Okay, we're in a polycube, right,

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Do you know what that is?

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Speaker 1: Is that where we get to bang each other?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we're in a house and everybody's banging right, and

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we have track marks now and we didn't want to

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have those, but we gotten this polycube and it's bad

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for us, but it's entertaining for you. There are cameras

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up everywhere. You want us to go back in that

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Hall of horrors for your entertainment.

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing that. I'm trying to get clean. Is

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that a good analogy? Yeah? Uh, this season is actually good.

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But I will say it's not good enough that we

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are gonna consume fifteen and a half hours of television,

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Thank you so, but it is good. I'll give it

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to you. There are some interesting characters in this season,

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very interesting.

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Speaker 2: Case closed on that, all right, Real Housewives of Orange

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County Tonight was a it was just a bizarre episode.

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Bizarre episode. We've got a lot of innocence projects.

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Speaker 1: Stuff, multiple charities.

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Speaker 2: We've got multiple charities. The Oreo Cheesecake cookies.

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Speaker 1: Wow, those are delicious, and if you buy one, you

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can help or you can just give them the money.

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All the circumstance, like someone had to bake cookies, someone

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had to lend you their property to do this. Just

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give them the money.

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Speaker 2: Just write a check. What are you gonna do by

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one hundred Oreo Cheesecake cookies? Just pay him. But then

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we've got the Gretchen Slade, Eddie Tamar stuff. And I

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just want Tamra Tamra Judge. I want so far away

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from all of us, and it couldn't be further from that.

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Speaker 1: Right, So I've thought about this a lot with Tamrat

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because she is a very unique individual in that she

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has She's part of a very small group of people.

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She has had a quarter of her life documented on television.

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The Kardashians, those Sister Wives people, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, Cody still doing it.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they're still doing it. They've probably been on

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television for fifteen years.

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Speaker 1: I think four. This is the discussing part about Cody

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is every woman he marries, he's like, they like eat

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the poison apple, they put on one hundred and twenty

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pounds and they get depressed. I won't ever marry that guy.

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her life. It's been documented. I think in a way

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she has that is signing a deal with the devil.

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She gets to be famous and be on television and

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makes them dough. But her one of her daughters does

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not talk to her, despises her. I think she's seen

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her four times in the last ten years, so that's great.

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And then she has a nair dwell loser son who's

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got kids running around fucking everywhere, a total loser, and

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she doesn't have any real relationships. She sits on this

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show and fights with these people. She made a deal

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with the Devil. I think it's gonna be a very

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sad last couple of years.

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Speaker 2: Of her life on this show, or just in general

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in general.

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Speaker 1: The deal with the Devil.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, me is like the Jurassic Park franchise, Like, I

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don't need anymore, right, We've had too many. It's starting

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to get toxic, and it's starting to fight with everybody.

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I mean the last Jurassic Park they were going in

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and taking eggs from dinosaurs. That's toxic. We don't need it.

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Speaker 1: I only this is what I had to say about

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that movie I got. I watched twenty two minutes of it,

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and I paid for it. I was like, yeah, I'm good,

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I'm good.

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Speaker 2: You know what, we're gonna go see you tomorrow? What

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not Paul Thomas Anderson movie.

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Speaker 1: Finally, finally you haven't seen it yet? No, I think

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it's out, Yeah, it's out. I talked to a dude

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that started doing a preview and he said it's his

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best movie since Boogie Nights.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. And you know, we started watching Phantom Thread and Preparation.

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Such an amazing movie.

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Speaker 1: Is it really?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? It really is?

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Speaker 1: Can you give me a couple beats on that, and

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Speaker 2: Let a couple beats about fan fan thread.

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Speaker 1: Right, yeah, like you give me the selling point.

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Speaker 2: Designer, very high strung designer, finds a new muse and

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welcomes her into his toxic high caliber life. Murder, No,

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no murder, okay, no murder. Control love sounds like a

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slow burn. And it's a beautiful movie. Okay, it's a

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beautiful movie. And Daniel da Lewis is just I cannot

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like the performances come alive in these very small moments

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and you're like, it's like a concerto of the entire

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way through. It's unbelievable what he does. Really, Oh yeah, unbelievable.

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I'll check it out. Yeah, you gotta check it out.

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Let's talk about the real house for County.

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Speaker 1: Okay, how many?

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Speaker 2: How many three tits?

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm gonna give it fourteen oranges. Yeah, there's

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a lot of like fighting from all directions, like Emily

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and Gretchen can't stand each other, Heather Debro and Tamrada

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going at it like allegiances are no more.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's toxic, but we start off with another and Kalyn,

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how many oranges would you give it thirteen you didn't

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like it?

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Speaker 1: Can I start us off? Yeah, of course, all right,

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Emily and Gratchers go shopping.

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Speaker 2: Please please, no, no no, But before you do that,

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you've missed another fucking Avengers end game teaser. Oh coming up,

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fucking thing that we start the episode with. You know

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what I'm talking about? Where we re teas that Katie

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and Tamar are going to be sitting down. We have

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no taglines, there's no intro to the show at all.

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It's just what are you on the Vice YouTube channel? Like,

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what is this? You know? Thank you? You can go now.

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Speaker 1: When I grew up in the eighties, every show began

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with credits with a wonderfully composed song that brought you

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into it. Game of Thrones later brought that bump bump

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bum it got you excited. I never understood what the

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maps were.

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Speaker 2: But the new one they're coming out with.

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Speaker 1: I said, yeah, they're coming out with a new one. Yeah,

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I think people are over it.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to do Duncan Egg for that that

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long right, committing to Duncan Egg. I mean, listen, maybe.

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Speaker 1: Is it a different series. By the way, we all

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talk about Orange County in a second, Kaitlyn, do you

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mind playing the theme to Taxi?

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Speaker 2: I don't know that he can do that, can you?

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Speaker 1: I can do it, but I am live switching, so

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you're gonna no, that's fine, Just do a like a

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wide shot on us or something.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't have a wide he's not playing the taxi theme.

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He's not. I'll play it, all.

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Speaker 1: Right, play that, play it, I'll and then we're going

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to start the show, okay, as he's trying to find it,

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is it a.

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Speaker 2: Does it ruin the whole show? If you know who

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Egg is the little Kaitlin if the ball? Do you

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know who Egg is? I don't even remember who? Oh

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you don't know who Egg is?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, not a lot of people.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, that's a pretty big twist.

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Speaker 1: Let me know when you're ready, because I'm gonna get

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us into the show. Yeah, this is what happens when

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Ruby's not here. She tell us both to shut out.

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Speaker 2: I know she would, Okay, she would.

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Speaker 1: Emily and Gretcher's go shopping. Emily has thoughts on Gretcher's attire. Hey, Emily,

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in your interview, Look that spray tan job is so cheap.

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You look like a fucking glazed donut. It's disgusting. Oh,

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here you go. Anybody remember this. I guess you guys

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were all born in nineteen ninety. It really kicks it in.

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This would open the show. Taxi jud hirsh Danny Oh

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got lrip pal but he went out higher than Michael Jackson.

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Merrily Lou Henner. Yeah, she has that thing where she

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can what do you call it? Where she can?

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Speaker 2: Randall Carver, no clue.

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Speaker 1: Oh and Andy Kauffman, did you know I heard a

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story that and this was Danny DeVito and Fly on

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the Wall. He uh, this is how amazing Andy Coufman was.

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They went to eat a Jerry's Famous Delli. Sorry, they

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went to eat it Jerry's famous deli on Ventura Boulevard,

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which is no more.

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Speaker 2: It's just a disgusting chemist. It's not even there, right.

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Speaker 1: Uh. Andy worked there as a waiter during taxi.

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Speaker 2: Wow, dude, taxi is one of those I cannot even

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can you imagine being waited on by Andy Kaufman.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure it'd be good service.

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Speaker 2: He would like spill ketchup on you, all right, and

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then punch you in the face. Right. It's a bit though.

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Speaker 1: It's a bit, I'm doing a car alternative comedy.

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Speaker 2: I'm bleeding. The blood has has kind of flowed into

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the ketchup now and I'm not sure what's going on.

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You'd be like, yeah, it's funny. Don't you see that?

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That's funny.

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Speaker 1: Uh, you want to get into the first two seconds

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of the show. Okay, all right, So Emily plans on

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hosting an event for a group of wrongfully convicted people.

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Speaker 2: Can I tell you? I just want to tell you

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only we could have kept going for forty minutes hip

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hopping and beat bopping around all over the place.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's what PMZ is for.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna We're gonna tamp it down right now. We're

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gonna get to.

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Speaker 1: The show, right we are, I promise.

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Speaker 2: Okay, But Taxi is one of those cultural blind spots

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for me, and it pains me because that is like

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I will when you hear that cast, when you hear

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that music that is so enticing. I'm not going to

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watch Taxi. No, I'm not. I'm simply not. Hell, I've

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lived my entire life without it.

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Speaker 1: Well, you have a lot of time on the planet.

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I think people are gonna stop creating content in two

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thousand and sixty three and then we'll have to watch Taxi.

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Speaker 2: I would love that. All right, let's get into real.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Emily's gonna host that event for wrongly convicted people,

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and that's because she's no longer practicing law. She never started,

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so that's that's cool. I think I started, but she no, no, no,

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she got her law degree and then she wanted to

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spend more time with her kids, one of which she

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didn't know couldn't read and was in the fourth grade.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so he's twelve, she was twelve, and uh, and

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she was like, I got the most heartbreaking news. My

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son's not autistic. I just didn't know that he couldn't

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read right, and he may be autistic. And what she's

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going through is very very real and it's very very scary.

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But also, yeah, I mean, how.

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Speaker 1: Do you know your kids? My wife and I read

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books to both of our kids every night. And guess what,

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I don't want to fucking do it. I don't want

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to do it, but I need to read the book

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to the kids, so the kid starts reading.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you know, I've been reading books to to Lucy,

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and I got to say, you know where the wild

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things are? Is great, but.

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Speaker 1: It's it's horrible message. That kid's a little ass.

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Speaker 2: The Max is like, you know, the guy from Into

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Thin Air or or whatever that fucking book is where

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he goes out into the Alaskan wilderness and then he

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eats the wrong potato sprout and shits.

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Speaker 1: Himself and he actually, uh yeah, he ates some flowers.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: He also killed that cow and let it rot the moose.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah, so yeah, Max is like, but most

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of the book is like, is the the ruckus that

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that all of the monsters have and there you can't

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even read anything. They're just it's they're just having a ruckus.

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Well they're having a pile and then and then and

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then he fucking leaves and they're all sad. He's like,

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fuck you, I'm leaving. I'm gonna go get some food.

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Speaker 1: It's a horrible message, horrible, horrible.

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Speaker 2: Get in the comments let us know if we don't

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get it. I mean, anyways, all right.

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Speaker 1: Uh we meet Anthony the Exonery again. I remember him

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from like two seasons ago. Yeah, he wants to go

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to mechanics school now, and this is what the fundraiser

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will pay for. Uh, it's a noble cause. But uh,

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I'm sure Anthony's gonna do okay with the thirty thousand

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dollars pittance. Uh after he adds that to his twenty

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million dollars lawsuit for imprisoning him wrongfully for eighteen years.

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Speaker 2: Okay, can't a This was an overarching question I had

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about the episode. These people are like walking around like

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I need money to uh to go to mechanics school.

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You know, the GI Bill was was very, very a

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beautiful thing that this country did when it was great.

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How are these fucking people not getting compensated to go

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to trade school if they've been wrongly conveyed?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so fifteen I will say this, this is why

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some of our governance is evil. Yeah, they will sometimes

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because they don't want to make that payout. They'll go

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all right, look here, Anthony, Yeah, it looks like you're innocent.

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We fucked up.

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Speaker 2: Okay, mistakes, we fucked up, And I'm really sorry. I

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know that you've been in Singh sing for seventeen years

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and have gotten stabbed four times by three different toothbrushes.

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Speaker 1: But but ah, we're trying, we're really we're really having

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an issue here because we want to let you out.

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But we don't want to pay eighteen millions, So why

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don't you sign this piece of paper saying that you

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can't sue us civilly for this? And yeah, we'll kind

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of say that we both had problems.

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Speaker 2: Right, right, right, but I didn't have any problems.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but you want to get out of here, don't you.

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Speaker 2: You're gonna have a problem if you're still in here.

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You've been stabbed four times with three different toothbrushes, So

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sign the papers?

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Speaker 1: Are you sure? Reach?

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Speaker 2: Are you sure?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? So that might have been what happened.

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Speaker 2: It's so fucked up.

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Speaker 1: They actually did this to a girl. We watched a

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dateline on it where I was like, she should sue

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the shit out of them, and they actually had her

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say that I'm while I'm not exonerated, saying I'm not guilty,

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They're gonna let me out, but I can't sue you guys.

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Speaker 2: It's truly so yeah, Well, more on that later. Gretchen

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looks like a fairy, But we have to get to

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this lunch wherein Dammer shows up looking like a bee boy.

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She's about to throw some cardboard down on the ground

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and just fucking rip it the fuck up.

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Speaker 1: Well, Dylan. She's distressed because Teddy has cancer and Daria

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is off to college, which is not a college I

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went there.

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Speaker 2: It's the it's the hardest thing that she's ever had

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to deal with.

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Speaker 1: Well, and that's funny you say that, Dylan, because she

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wasn't stressed out that her other daughter hasn't spoken to her.

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Speaker 2: For well, to be fair to Tamar, I think that

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she's still very, very stressed about that, but no one really.

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The issue that she's having is that this is such

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a dark period and no one else cares. Oh yeah,

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meaning that she would like to be even more of

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a gravitational pull of attention and the fact that it's

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not working is making her resent the other women. Throw

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her into orbit, red Bull, can you do something opposite

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of me? Can you do something with Tamara? Judge? Put

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her up on a ramp, tell her it's okay, and

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let's just see what happens. She might survive it.

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Speaker 1: Who knows, Yes, launch her to Mars. It will be

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our first reality TV start with Launch to Mars. So

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bump into that fucking tesla. She though a goddamn asteroid.

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She might do it, Okay, Now meet Paul brings up

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the last time that tam Rat was emotionally drained like this,

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it was when Gina looked like Ricky Rocket from the

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Drummer of Poison. That was a horrible look. Boy, She's

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come a long way and she still looks awful.

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Speaker 2: She looked like she had bruises on her knuckles, but

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we didn't see your knuckles. But it looked like she

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really knew her way around Ricotta, you know. So we

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talk about how Tamara has quit the show five times

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eleven eleven, Yeah, and she says that she's hurt and

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that you can't say that you can't trust her, right

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because even though she has done investigative work on every

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single one of these women, kind of like an Epstein light, right,

466
00:23:49,240 --> 00:23:52,759
just there's a list, just getting this dirt, getting dirt

467
00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:56,680
on people, getting dirt on people, and to say, knowing

468
00:23:56,799 --> 00:23:59,599
her her scheme, that you can't trust her is a

469
00:23:59,599 --> 00:24:03,279
discuss thing and she hates you for it. But we

470
00:24:03,319 --> 00:24:05,400
get back to Oregon Trail and Emily.

471
00:24:05,079 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 1: But Gretch's thinks Tamrat's and narcissist during this conversation. Yeah,

472
00:24:10,039 --> 00:24:12,079
I'm only saying this because I'll forget you know, I

473
00:24:12,079 --> 00:24:15,640
can't stand the debros Right, Terry, he must be listening

474
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:17,640
to this podcast. I know I'm mocking him. He's trying

475
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,400
to be a real human being. Now. He went on

476
00:24:19,440 --> 00:24:22,920
a podcast and said, I love being famous. I love

477
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:26,000
the attention. It's the right amount of famous. I'm filthy rich.

478
00:24:26,240 --> 00:24:29,640
By the way, my wife and all her castmates hate

479
00:24:29,680 --> 00:24:32,039
doing this show, and they're doing it for money. Really,

480
00:24:32,559 --> 00:24:36,200
there's there's something that when you're real and we know

481
00:24:36,279 --> 00:24:40,680
you're being real in that moment, it connects us. Yeah,

482
00:24:41,319 --> 00:24:43,680
makes you a human being. Good he did that this week.

483
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,039
Speaker 2: Good for Terry Man.

484
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:47,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, good for Terry and Terry. You are looking like

485
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,079
Frankenstein right now. Uh huh sure, And I don't think

486
00:24:50,079 --> 00:24:52,720
that's a good advertising for you know, he's a he

487
00:24:52,759 --> 00:24:55,680
fixes people's face. Yeah, well he's getting he looks like Frankenstein,

488
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:58,720
not the guy for doctor frank said, like after they

489
00:24:58,720 --> 00:24:59,640
cut the guy's head off.

490
00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:06,039
Speaker 2: You're talking about that monster, and and that monster was

491
00:25:06,079 --> 00:25:09,640
extremely scary, the initial one, yeah, or the one that

492
00:25:09,759 --> 00:25:13,480
Jacob Alordi will be playing. Oh is Jacob Elordi doing Frankenstone?

493
00:25:13,480 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you haven't seen that trailer?

494
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:16,480
Speaker 2: Is he hot? Frankenstein?

495
00:25:16,559 --> 00:25:18,720
Speaker 1: Well, he's uh, yeah, he's kind of good looking, I think.

496
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:20,279
And then they cut his head off and they square

497
00:25:20,319 --> 00:25:21,720
it out like Frankenstein, doesn't.

498
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,319
Speaker 2: He goes no way?

499
00:25:23,559 --> 00:25:28,279
Speaker 1: I think so. And Gambo del Toro is directing it.

500
00:25:28,279 --> 00:25:30,680
It's quite the vision, you know.

501
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 2: Can I say with Gamera hit or miss? You get there?

502
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:41,519
Too many creatures. I don't give a ship about the creatures. Okay,

503
00:25:42,559 --> 00:25:45,799
Pants Labyrinth, I'll give you that. It's fantastic.

504
00:25:45,920 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 1: But was that Pants Labyrinth? Is that World War one

505
00:25:50,039 --> 00:25:50,759
or World War two?

506
00:25:51,759 --> 00:25:53,400
Speaker 2: I don't know. It might have been like the Spanish

507
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:54,039
Civil Wars.

508
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,880
Speaker 1: Couldn't figure out what the war was about.

509
00:25:57,039 --> 00:25:59,400
Speaker 2: There's some war going on. That guy was not happy.

510
00:26:00,440 --> 00:26:03,559
Remember when the general, Yeah, the general when she cuts

511
00:26:03,559 --> 00:26:04,519
his face open.

512
00:26:04,359 --> 00:26:06,559
Speaker 1: Well he kills her. Oh sorry he does.

513
00:26:06,480 --> 00:26:10,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, he does. He kills her. That's right, And is

514
00:26:10,480 --> 00:26:12,000
it all okay or no? She's dead?

515
00:26:12,039 --> 00:26:14,720
Speaker 1: Well, then she goes to be the queen of the Kingdom.

516
00:26:14,319 --> 00:26:17,119
Speaker 2: The fairy kingdom. It's not real, that's right, So she

517
00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:18,559
she's dead. She's dead.

518
00:26:18,880 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 1: It's sad ending Yeah you saw it, Kaylin.

519
00:26:21,240 --> 00:26:26,119
Speaker 2: It's my favorite movie. But it's funny watching what War.

520
00:26:27,440 --> 00:26:31,400
I believe. It's like the Spanish Civil War, It's neither. Okay,

521
00:26:31,799 --> 00:26:34,799
now I'm whole. And then and then that bread, that

522
00:26:34,799 --> 00:26:37,680
little bread creature was that that wasn't real? Right, Kayla?

523
00:26:37,920 --> 00:26:39,359
Well that's kind of the whole point of the movie.

524
00:26:39,359 --> 00:26:41,480
You don't really know what's real and what isn't, So

525
00:26:41,519 --> 00:26:43,319
that can be taken either way. Is it sad or

526
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:43,839
is it happening?

527
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:44,119
Speaker 1: Well?

528
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,839
Speaker 2: The the sad the guy with the eyes that that

529
00:26:46,880 --> 00:26:48,720
guy is real? Is he?

530
00:26:48,839 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 1: Yeah?

531
00:26:49,599 --> 00:26:52,839
Speaker 2: That guy's real as ship sad movie? What was that

532
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,799
water one with the shape of water?

533
00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,079
Speaker 1: Did you like that one?

534
00:26:57,319 --> 00:26:58,559
Speaker 2: All right? Anyways, we're gonna move on.

535
00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:01,079
Speaker 1: Or where are we?

536
00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:04,599
Speaker 2: Debro gets there for lunch? Oh yeah, and I want

537
00:27:04,640 --> 00:27:07,359
to talk about with the women. Order really quickly. Met

538
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:09,279
Ball gets a chef salad with salmon on top.

539
00:27:10,640 --> 00:27:13,559
Speaker 1: Everyone's just eating protein, Gina, Are you.

540
00:27:13,559 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 2: An eighty year old woman living in Boca Raton? What

541
00:27:16,759 --> 00:27:20,000
kind of fucking order is that salad with salmon on

542
00:27:20,079 --> 00:27:20,519
top of it?

543
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:25,720
Speaker 1: I think my wife is buying those salmon like rounds

544
00:27:25,759 --> 00:27:27,920
now that you can cook in a microwave. She ate

545
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:31,039
that fucking thing in our bedroom, our space. Do you

546
00:27:31,119 --> 00:27:34,240
know what that does to a space? Salmon remember what

547
00:27:34,319 --> 00:27:36,880
happened last time someone uh tortured me with salmon? I

548
00:27:36,880 --> 00:27:38,119
had to have sex with their daughter.

549
00:27:38,279 --> 00:27:40,319
Speaker 2: Yeah.

550
00:27:40,519 --> 00:27:42,519
Speaker 1: I had a co worker named Diane. She used to

551
00:27:42,559 --> 00:27:45,960
cook salmon every day and she'd do a fat free

552
00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:47,680
butter on top of it, cook it for a minute

553
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:50,880
and a half. It would stink the whole communal lunch

554
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:52,640
rom up there, and I'm like, Diane, I need to

555
00:27:52,680 --> 00:27:54,519
have sex with you're doing because you did that to me.

556
00:27:54,599 --> 00:27:58,839
Speaker 2: There's a guy at the studio three times a week

557
00:27:59,559 --> 00:28:01,920
and I don't always catch him, but he's it's in

558
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,880
such a regular pattern, like when I see him, he's

559
00:28:04,880 --> 00:28:07,599
always he's always doing that, and so I would imagine

560
00:28:07,599 --> 00:28:14,319
that his numbers are through the roof. In humane, disgusting, criminal, inhumane,

561
00:28:14,359 --> 00:28:18,400
I mean kind of like, uh, it's a true disconnect

562
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:20,599
from the rest of the world to do that.

563
00:28:20,880 --> 00:28:22,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's someone that like it's the same person that

564
00:28:22,920 --> 00:28:25,960
uses the public restroom and they don't flush. They know

565
00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:26,559
what they're doing.

566
00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:30,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, sorry, I just what I what was happening

567
00:28:30,559 --> 00:28:32,400
was I needed to try some stuff onto the gap,

568
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:33,680
so I pissed on the floor.

569
00:28:35,480 --> 00:28:42,319
Speaker 1: Like there's a lot of animals running. So HD joins

570
00:28:42,359 --> 00:28:46,279
Meatball and tam Rat. Meatball says tam feels overwhelmed by

571
00:28:47,359 --> 00:28:51,000
the lack of compassion, and HD tells tam Rat, look,

572
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:53,440
I'm your one of your best friends, and tam Rat

573
00:28:53,440 --> 00:28:56,519
pushes back, and that's when tam is really upset because

574
00:28:56,559 --> 00:29:01,160
the pylon was in front of Gretcher. There's nothing worse

575
00:29:01,599 --> 00:29:05,319
than one of your enemies seeing you take shit from.

576
00:29:05,079 --> 00:29:07,880
Speaker 2: All It's so telling that that that's the real issue

577
00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:10,799
that Tamara had with it. Yes, and she says that

578
00:29:10,839 --> 00:29:13,960
she's not sure that she can work through all of

579
00:29:14,000 --> 00:29:15,119
this heartbreak.

580
00:29:15,759 --> 00:29:17,799
Speaker 1: Okay, but the show for the eleventh time.

581
00:29:17,960 --> 00:29:21,519
Speaker 2: Emily tells Gretchen that she mentioned the whole recording thing,

582
00:29:21,559 --> 00:29:24,440
and this really sets Gretchen off because remember, there is

583
00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:28,640
barely any difference between Tamra and Gretchen. We've just had

584
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:33,599
more exposure to Tamra. Gretchen does the same shit. Let's

585
00:29:33,599 --> 00:29:34,359
get to Shannon Door.

586
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,160
Speaker 1: Well, I was gonna say, I do love how much

587
00:29:36,279 --> 00:29:39,920
Emily hates Katie. And I think Emily hates Katie because

588
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:43,519
Katie's hot. No, No, I do really, it's that I

589
00:29:43,559 --> 00:29:46,960
think that's the sole reason Katie has done. Look, she

590
00:29:47,039 --> 00:29:49,160
can point to I didn't like that your daughter was

591
00:29:49,200 --> 00:29:51,880
in my house saying that to my kids and then

592
00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:54,759
lying that my kids hate the Debros, which I believe

593
00:29:54,839 --> 00:29:57,799
they were absolutely repeating with their parents. Say yeah yeah,

594
00:29:58,720 --> 00:30:01,920
but other than that, people have done way worse to Emily,

595
00:30:02,119 --> 00:30:06,359
And she's still okay with him. She is really trying

596
00:30:06,400 --> 00:30:08,480
to get her thrown off the show, icinger, she's got

597
00:30:08,519 --> 00:30:10,240
a bug up or she's trying to ice her out.

598
00:30:10,319 --> 00:30:14,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, she really really is swear enough icing Katie out. Sorry, Okay.

599
00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:20,480
So we get to Shannon Badoor and Archie, who takes

600
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:25,000
a ship on Jen's front lawn. Two ships. Actually I

601
00:30:25,119 --> 00:30:30,440
only have one bag. And Jen says that when she

602
00:30:30,519 --> 00:30:33,079
looks at she and and she starts laughing, us too,

603
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:34,559
us too, Jen.

604
00:30:39,079 --> 00:30:40,039
Speaker 1: What's that Archie?

605
00:30:40,839 --> 00:30:43,839
Speaker 2: Oh, there's a fire in the bank building.

606
00:30:45,119 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 1: No, you don't need to hire that facocta fucking con woman,

607
00:30:49,559 --> 00:30:53,400
Keyo Cuckoo or whatever her name is. Patty's been talking

608
00:30:53,400 --> 00:30:55,920
to Archie the entire season. Archie just said, tam rat.

609
00:30:56,480 --> 00:31:00,119
He says that his mom's SB just polished off a

610
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,480
twelve pack of dose Secis and she made him go

611
00:31:02,519 --> 00:31:20,119
in the car with her right que Cuckoo's a fraud.

612
00:31:21,799 --> 00:31:23,279
Speaker 2: Que Cuckoo's a fraud.

613
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:27,240
Speaker 1: She is good for her though. I hold a bunch

614
00:31:27,279 --> 00:31:30,279
of nutty broads with animals where she gets to go

615
00:31:30,279 --> 00:31:33,799
over there and go, oh, yeah.

616
00:31:32,440 --> 00:31:34,720
Speaker 2: You know, my wife is a therapist for people, and

617
00:31:34,759 --> 00:31:36,319
we were watching that. She said, you know what, it

618
00:31:36,319 --> 00:31:38,480
makes me so sad. I guarantee you she makes more

619
00:31:38,519 --> 00:31:44,279
money than me. Guarantee you just rolling around Orange County

620
00:31:44,359 --> 00:31:46,519
talking at fucking dogs with gout.

621
00:31:46,599 --> 00:31:50,599
Speaker 1: Five hundred dollars for a two hour session. You can

622
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:52,960
invite all your friends over all your other crazy friends,

623
00:31:53,359 --> 00:31:55,519
and they'll I'll talk to your dogs and tell them

624
00:31:55,519 --> 00:31:56,160
what they think about.

625
00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:00,279
Speaker 2: That one wants to she's fucking drunk, That one wants

626
00:32:00,279 --> 00:32:04,440
to fucking be picked up more, that one wants wants

627
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:09,880
a brother. Oh wow, just farts and leaves. This is

628
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:11,960
such a crazy thing that these people are doing. But

629
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,039
it's fun. So listen we go dog by dog.

630
00:32:16,640 --> 00:32:19,440
Speaker 1: Oh you want to know what that one was? Uh?

631
00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:24,400
That was? Was it Rosy aka Willow Willow? Yeah, she

632
00:32:24,559 --> 00:32:25,720
was telling Keyo.

633
00:32:25,559 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 2: Cuckoo, I'm dying.

634
00:32:26,920 --> 00:32:28,960
Speaker 1: No, well no, she was like, this is where the

635
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:31,400
money that Ryan's She was trying to lead her to

636
00:32:31,400 --> 00:32:31,960
the cellar.

637
00:32:33,359 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 2: What's that, Willow?

638
00:32:36,400 --> 00:32:39,000
Speaker 1: She said, oh, because she doesn't know she's not talking

639
00:32:39,039 --> 00:32:43,160
to will She's like, oh, she wants more cookies. Oh okay,

640
00:32:43,200 --> 00:32:48,160
so you're saying you actually done. Yeah, you should pay

641
00:32:48,160 --> 00:32:49,240
me five hundred dollars an hour.

642
00:32:49,359 --> 00:32:54,599
Speaker 2: So it's like parcel tongue, but for fat dog, that's right, Yeah, yeah, yeah,

643
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,920
the the golden Retriever, beautiful amber, golden Retriever, beautiful coat,

644
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,279
the therapist right out of the gate. You know that

645
00:33:03,319 --> 00:33:05,920
we're off to a shaky start because she says that

646
00:33:06,119 --> 00:33:12,480
this dog feels as though it's a gift, and which

647
00:33:12,519 --> 00:33:22,720
is like, that's such a complicated consciousness, just the notion

648
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:26,400
of being a gift for these people, you know, man.

649
00:33:27,359 --> 00:33:29,000
But then we get to fat Willow, and then we

650
00:33:29,039 --> 00:33:33,960
get to Archie, who is really only screaming about how

651
00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,000
his life is in danger constantly.

652
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:39,680
Speaker 1: Well, she hits a home run as far as esp Oh,

653
00:33:39,680 --> 00:33:41,839
what's that, Archie. You don't want a best friend, you

654
00:33:41,920 --> 00:33:43,960
don't want a brother. No, he wants out of this

655
00:33:44,039 --> 00:33:46,720
fire house. Sorry, Archie, you have to deal with that.

656
00:33:46,960 --> 00:33:49,279
No fucking con woman. I'm gonna grab a white cloth.

657
00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:52,440
Speaker 2: Archie sounds like he's having a lot of fun, but

658
00:33:52,519 --> 00:33:54,839
he does want a brother, and so Shannabador is going

659
00:33:54,880 --> 00:33:58,519
to have two dogs. Now. She does ask a lot

660
00:33:58,519 --> 00:34:02,359
of stuff. Shannabador kind of treats this therapist as kind

661
00:34:02,359 --> 00:34:07,599
of like Patty, where this therapist doesn't speak to the dog, right,

662
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:12,199
she just kind of intuits the unsaid things. But Shannabador

663
00:34:12,320 --> 00:34:14,519
is like, does does he like the bags that he's

664
00:34:14,599 --> 00:34:16,599
chewing on at the house? I constantly say him chewing

665
00:34:16,679 --> 00:34:18,400
these bags? Does he like those?

666
00:34:18,599 --> 00:34:21,559
Speaker 1: Yes? He does. So let's get to the beginning, right,

667
00:34:21,760 --> 00:34:22,440
Let's get to.

668
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:28,199
Speaker 2: The meeting of the minds Katie and Tamra. So they

669
00:34:28,199 --> 00:34:32,920
get together for a total of I think forty one seconds.

670
00:34:33,400 --> 00:34:35,119
Speaker 1: By the way, do you miss Katie at this point?

671
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:38,800
This is yeah, now been four episodes, Yeah, I do, okay.

672
00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 2: So they sit down and they cry about how the

673
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:46,639
rest of the cast does not like them because they're

674
00:34:46,639 --> 00:34:53,079
both liars. Sketchy bitches. Bitches, yeah, sketchy bees. And this

675
00:34:53,199 --> 00:34:57,559
is when Tamra kind of prize or rather just puts

676
00:34:57,559 --> 00:35:01,599
a slop bucket down to collect all of the gossip

677
00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:08,920
from Katie. Gretchen is lying about crazy Wasted said that

678
00:35:08,960 --> 00:35:14,440
she went to the hospital, and Slade is now in

679
00:35:14,599 --> 00:35:20,719
charge of the Watergate style cover up because of the

680
00:35:20,800 --> 00:35:22,159
legal implication.

681
00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:26,199
Speaker 1: He's not talking to Matt anymore. Put my ice now,

682
00:35:26,239 --> 00:35:27,480
he's not a useful tool.

683
00:35:28,559 --> 00:35:33,800
Speaker 2: It's too dangerous. It's too dangerous. Okay, can't be talking

684
00:35:33,800 --> 00:35:34,559
to golf bros.

685
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:37,639
Speaker 1: Now, Katie says she wants to sit down with Slade.

686
00:35:38,199 --> 00:35:40,440
Good luck with that. Good luck with that.

687
00:35:40,679 --> 00:35:46,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, well so Slade and Matt. Slade told Matt to

688
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:50,199
tell Katie to stick to the story. And what a

689
00:35:50,360 --> 00:35:53,960
teaser for this moment. By the way, we've teased this twice,

690
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,559
so we teased it last week and then we started

691
00:35:56,559 --> 00:36:02,000
the episode with the Memento kind of teas. We spent

692
00:36:02,199 --> 00:36:06,679
more time with Meatballs sorting through shoes than we did

693
00:36:06,719 --> 00:36:07,320
with these two.

694
00:36:08,519 --> 00:36:12,199
Speaker 1: It was definitely an empty bag. It was sad to see.

695
00:36:12,840 --> 00:36:16,280
I I think everyone's lying on a certain in a

696
00:36:16,320 --> 00:36:20,239
certain way. You can't trust. Everyone's a horrible person. I

697
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:22,960
guess we always come back to that, right, Yeah, Yeah, Well,

698
00:36:23,039 --> 00:36:25,360
let's get to Jen. Let's get to she's hanging out

699
00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:29,079
with Rita and what I tell you, she finds a

700
00:36:29,159 --> 00:36:34,760
random one Bill. Yeah, they're just falling out of people's pockets.

701
00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:39,159
Speaker 2: Had a good point. Pat Rita is trying to tell

702
00:36:39,280 --> 00:36:42,719
Jen where the bodies are. That's so crazy, and they're

703
00:36:42,760 --> 00:36:47,320
probably are bodies, maybe one, one and a half. So

704
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:50,559
let's get to the junior cookies with QR codes and

705
00:36:50,639 --> 00:36:56,199
the Treasure project. Treasure what Trevor Project Trevor. We can

706
00:36:56,199 --> 00:37:02,559
all agree that she says that we can all agree

707
00:37:02,559 --> 00:37:04,039
that kids in crisis need help.

708
00:37:05,719 --> 00:37:07,880
Speaker 1: No, I disagree justin funck with her.

709
00:37:08,199 --> 00:37:11,199
Speaker 2: What they don't need help, they can figure it out.

710
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:16,800
But I love that this place has a hotline because

711
00:37:17,159 --> 00:37:22,360
evidently we've canceled our national one. It's uh. I think

712
00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:26,199
they said that it was too expensive. Can't do it,

713
00:37:29,199 --> 00:37:32,000
can't have the trannies on folds, can't do it.

714
00:37:32,199 --> 00:37:36,039
Speaker 1: No. I don't not defending that person, but I think

715
00:37:36,039 --> 00:37:38,920
this might have been filmed before that cancer Who knows.

716
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:43,800
Speaker 2: All Right, so let's get to Emily and the director

717
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:48,639
of the Innocent Center and the other exoneries we talked

718
00:37:48,639 --> 00:37:51,119
about it. It's really disgusting to me that these people

719
00:37:51,159 --> 00:37:56,119
are struggling this hard, and that is the only explanation

720
00:37:56,239 --> 00:37:59,079
for it. They have. They must have to sign some

721
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:05,320
mediation agreement or something. Yeah, so well.

722
00:38:05,400 --> 00:38:07,360
Speaker 1: And props to Emily for this. I know I made

723
00:38:07,400 --> 00:38:11,400
fun of her, but I'm kind of glad this is

724
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:14,360
the new focus of her storyline and not Luke's eating habits,

725
00:38:14,480 --> 00:38:14,760
you know.

726
00:38:15,400 --> 00:38:18,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, but it does go back to Luke's eating habits. Yeah,

727
00:38:18,360 --> 00:38:22,960
right here, because she says that, you know, she finds

728
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:26,360
out a story through one of these exoneries that the

729
00:38:26,400 --> 00:38:28,239
first time he held his daughter was when she was

730
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,840
three years old, and it's so fucking heartbreaking to think about,

731
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:33,880
and it takes her back to Luke and she she

732
00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:38,000
just thanks God because even though he likes white Rice

733
00:38:38,079 --> 00:38:41,320
too much, she gets to see him every every day. Yeah,

734
00:38:41,360 --> 00:38:43,559
and she's involved in his life to such a degree

735
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:50,719
that she has no clue that he is illiterate. That's

736
00:38:50,760 --> 00:38:57,119
that's kind of your blessings. That's mommy, all right. So

737
00:38:57,280 --> 00:38:59,480
we get ready for the hodown. Jen is getting glam.

738
00:38:59,559 --> 00:39:03,400
She also has no money, so that's interesting. Shanna is

739
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:06,599
gonna wear a duster kind of like Neo, but with

740
00:39:06,679 --> 00:39:09,480
more turquoise, you know, Neo.

741
00:39:10,119 --> 00:39:11,119
Speaker 1: Neo from Matrix.

742
00:39:11,199 --> 00:39:14,119
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, Shamboo door looks like Neil.

743
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,440
Speaker 1: You're comment on that. I want to know what the

744
00:39:16,480 --> 00:39:19,119
fuck Terry did to his face. It looks like he

745
00:39:19,159 --> 00:39:22,679
does look like Colonel Sanders. He does look like Colonel.

746
00:39:22,679 --> 00:39:28,320
Speaker 2: Well, Colonel Sanders had very kind of blushy racist skin,

747
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:30,039
you know, right, that's.

748
00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:33,599
Speaker 1: Why they call the KFC. They did a rebrand.

749
00:39:34,599 --> 00:39:36,199
Speaker 2: Oh, Kentucky Fried Chicken.

750
00:39:36,119 --> 00:39:40,880
Speaker 1: Was that's KFC and it just blew up. Yeah, it's

751
00:39:40,880 --> 00:39:41,639
doing really well.

752
00:39:42,519 --> 00:39:43,559
Speaker 2: Wait what are you talking about.

753
00:39:43,679 --> 00:39:47,760
Speaker 1: Colonel Sanders was the old version of Kentucky Fried Chicken. Yeah,

754
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,440
and then when they just because you say, Kentucky Fried

755
00:39:50,519 --> 00:39:51,079
Chicken now.

756
00:39:51,960 --> 00:39:53,280
Speaker 2: Has his face and stuff.

757
00:39:54,119 --> 00:39:56,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, you had to get rid of that guy.

758
00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, let me think about what he did.

759
00:40:01,039 --> 00:40:02,920
Speaker 1: Oh the other look, I want to comment, yeah, right,

760
00:40:03,159 --> 00:40:05,760
the other comment Meatball shows up wearing.

761
00:40:05,679 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 2: I mean, he stole the food of the people he

762
00:40:08,519 --> 00:40:10,920
was enslaving and then started a fast food franchise.

763
00:40:11,280 --> 00:40:11,960
Speaker 1: Is that what happened?

764
00:40:11,960 --> 00:40:12,480
Speaker 2: Pretty much?

765
00:40:12,519 --> 00:40:14,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that son of a bitch, that's son of a bitch. Well,

766
00:40:14,800 --> 00:40:18,119
I'll tell you what what he did is not as

767
00:40:18,159 --> 00:40:20,880
nearly as bad as what Meatball did to us.

768
00:40:20,880 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 2: I also, I'm not sure that he had slaves, because

769
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:24,840
I think he was around in like nineteen twenty or something.

770
00:40:24,960 --> 00:40:27,280
Speaker 1: Yes, somewhere around it. But he's still a horrible person. Yea,

771
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:29,960
not as bad as Meatball, who showed up wearing what

772
00:40:30,119 --> 00:40:33,360
Richie Sambor wore in the Bad Medicine bon Jovie music video.

773
00:40:33,400 --> 00:40:36,000
Speaker 2: Patrick, if you could see my notes, yeah, if you

774
00:40:36,039 --> 00:40:38,320
could see my sage, Jalen, was that what you were thinking?

775
00:40:40,079 --> 00:40:40,760
My mike was off?

776
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:41,320
Speaker 1: Absolutely?

777
00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,559
Speaker 2: What was your mic off? Were you eating back there

778
00:40:44,960 --> 00:40:45,559
chewing gum?

779
00:40:46,159 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 1: It's been a long day.

780
00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:49,159
Speaker 2: It has been a long day. What kind of gummy

781
00:40:49,159 --> 00:40:51,800
you chewing? Make a teen gum? Oh? Do you want

782
00:40:51,840 --> 00:40:52,280
to ticktac?

783
00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:55,119
Speaker 1: What happened with those patches?

784
00:40:56,119 --> 00:40:57,440
Speaker 2: They kept sliding off?

785
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:00,679
Speaker 1: It's annoying. Can I tell you something? They're atizing a

786
00:41:01,079 --> 00:41:05,000
get off alcohol pill? Now it's called or or something.

787
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:06,239
Speaker 2: Is it repository?

788
00:41:06,679 --> 00:41:08,920
Speaker 1: What's that you shove it up your eyes? No? No,

789
00:41:09,199 --> 00:41:13,960
hopefully not. But if they do a patch for slowly

790
00:41:14,039 --> 00:41:19,039
dispensed alcohol, I'll be their biggest buyer.

791
00:41:19,679 --> 00:41:20,079
Speaker 2: Yeaheah.

792
00:41:20,119 --> 00:41:21,920
Speaker 1: I want to get off the booze. By the time

793
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:24,440
I'm in my mid fifties working towards that.

794
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,599
Speaker 2: You have, that's the worst time to get off the booze,

795
00:41:27,679 --> 00:41:29,480
you think, so, Yeah, I mean you're supposed to kick

796
00:41:29,559 --> 00:41:31,519
back right, well.

797
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:33,519
Speaker 1: You wind down, but now people are.

798
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,119
Speaker 2: Literally you take the patches off when you hit like

799
00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:37,599
sixty seven.

800
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:41,400
Speaker 1: Well, Doctor Drew always says there's no helping you if

801
00:41:41,440 --> 00:41:44,199
you're in the full throes of addiction. By sixty five.

802
00:41:44,440 --> 00:41:46,800
He tells his clients like, just fuck it, go for it.

803
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:48,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that's why he has such a good track

804
00:41:48,880 --> 00:41:52,079
record on that show Celebrity Rehab, where I think everyone dies.

805
00:41:53,320 --> 00:41:54,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, havef did?

806
00:41:54,519 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks for coming to this rehab. You know there's

807
00:41:57,360 --> 00:42:00,800
nothing I can do for you. You're a drug addict, but.

808
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:01,480
Speaker 1: We're gonna film you.

809
00:42:02,159 --> 00:42:04,280
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

810
00:42:04,480 --> 00:42:04,599
Speaker 1: Uh.

811
00:42:04,679 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 2: You know you can't smuggle drugs in here. Maybe Ken.

812
00:42:09,400 --> 00:42:11,639
Speaker 1: Steven Adler, the drummer for Guns and.

813
00:42:11,679 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 2: Roses Stiff Tequila.

814
00:42:15,039 --> 00:42:18,000
Speaker 1: You know what's funny. I thought he had a speech impediment.

815
00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:20,840
Turns out he was on crack. Yeah, that's why you

816
00:42:20,880 --> 00:42:23,320
talk like that. He showed up to the first episode

817
00:42:23,360 --> 00:42:28,199
of Celebrity Rehab afterhouse high on crack, and he bragged

818
00:42:28,320 --> 00:42:30,519
he opened up a tinfoil thing and said, this is

819
00:42:30,559 --> 00:42:31,760
crack I'm bringing in the house.

820
00:42:31,920 --> 00:42:33,119
Speaker 2: Wow, that's how bold he was.

821
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:33,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

822
00:42:33,559 --> 00:42:35,239
Speaker 2: No, he had a really fun time on that show.

823
00:42:35,440 --> 00:42:36,800
Did subsequently pass away?

824
00:42:36,920 --> 00:42:40,159
Speaker 1: No, he's still alive. He's alone, Steven Adler's appetite for destruction.

825
00:42:40,280 --> 00:42:41,480
He's on tour as we speak.

826
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:43,199
Speaker 2: Oh, he's on tour.

827
00:42:43,360 --> 00:42:46,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, well he has guns and Roses cover band that

828
00:42:46,559 --> 00:42:48,320
plays with him. Yeah, still alive.

829
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:49,119
Speaker 2: Cool.

830
00:42:49,280 --> 00:42:51,519
Speaker 1: Sometimes you think like, wow, you're on crack, you won't

831
00:42:51,559 --> 00:42:55,679
be around too long. And then the fuckers live outlive everybody.

832
00:42:55,239 --> 00:42:58,000
Speaker 2: I know, and we're worried about fucking microplastics on our

833
00:42:58,039 --> 00:43:03,159
cutting boards. Steven Adler smokes crack. Maybe keeps them alive,

834
00:43:03,239 --> 00:43:05,719
all right. Slade and Gretchen, they talk about Tamar and Eddie,

835
00:43:05,719 --> 00:43:08,880
and Slade says that speaking on behalf of the guys,

836
00:43:08,880 --> 00:43:13,679
we don't respect Eddie. Slade, who are you talking about?

837
00:43:14,079 --> 00:43:16,119
You don't have any friends. You sit at home and

838
00:43:16,159 --> 00:43:18,880
fucking jerk off all day and spend Gretchen's money. Well,

839
00:43:18,960 --> 00:43:20,280
what guys are you talking about?

840
00:43:20,599 --> 00:43:25,679
Speaker 1: Here's what I'm saying about Slade and Gretchen, them being away.

841
00:43:26,639 --> 00:43:29,639
I like them. The more they're on camera, I'm reminded

842
00:43:29,679 --> 00:43:31,239
that I think they're horrible people.

843
00:43:32,559 --> 00:43:36,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know who's not a horrible person? Elizabeth

844
00:43:36,599 --> 00:43:39,360
Vargas a little did you do you know?

845
00:43:39,440 --> 00:43:41,599
Speaker 1: I have a celebrity crush on her? Really, she's my

846
00:43:42,079 --> 00:43:44,599
celebrity past. Why'd you bring her up?

847
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:48,599
Speaker 2: She was on the television show what show this one? Yes?

848
00:43:49,760 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 1: She was on this episode? Yeah, Caitlin, is he messing

849
00:43:54,400 --> 00:43:54,639
with me?

850
00:43:55,079 --> 00:43:55,599
Speaker 2: I don't know?

851
00:43:55,679 --> 00:43:56,800
Speaker 1: How did I not see her?

852
00:43:56,880 --> 00:43:59,679
Speaker 2: Elizabeth Vargas was on this television show. She was in

853
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:03,920
a pod of I don't know, fucking bitches talking about okay, yeah,

854
00:44:03,960 --> 00:44:05,920
and they were talking about how much they hate each

855
00:44:05,920 --> 00:44:09,079
other and stuff. Wow and uh and somebody rolled by

856
00:44:09,119 --> 00:44:12,840
and was like, oh, look it's Elizabeth Vargas and who

857
00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:13,159
is that?

858
00:44:13,639 --> 00:44:19,480
Speaker 1: She's a newscaster. She used to host dateline, Kevin.

859
00:44:19,280 --> 00:44:20,880
Speaker 2: Can you beep out? When I said she was in

860
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:23,760
a pot of bitches? I can mark it for you.

861
00:44:23,760 --> 00:44:27,840
Can you mark that? Please? Thank you. I'm gonna forget

862
00:44:27,880 --> 00:44:31,000
about that mark. There's a lot of marks.

863
00:44:31,440 --> 00:44:33,719
Speaker 1: I think we're rounding home here. Yeah, all right, so uh.

864
00:44:33,960 --> 00:44:36,760
A producer asked tam Rad a good question. Why do

865
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:40,280
you believe Katie? Now here's my take. Two things can

866
00:44:40,320 --> 00:44:43,079
be true at once. Katie is a sketchy bitch. Slat

867
00:44:43,119 --> 00:44:46,519
and Gretchen are horrible people and they used Katie as

868
00:44:46,519 --> 00:44:48,480
a useful idiot.

869
00:44:49,000 --> 00:44:52,440
Speaker 2: For sure, Katie is really bad at this, Yeah she is,

870
00:44:53,320 --> 00:44:57,039
but they Oh yeah, there was this moment with Elizabeth

871
00:44:57,079 --> 00:44:59,719
Vargas where she goes, it's such a great cause I

872
00:44:59,760 --> 00:45:02,760
read the pamphlet, and tamer goes, what's the cause? She

873
00:45:02,800 --> 00:45:06,519
has no idea what we're all here for. Elizabeth Vargas does,

874
00:45:06,599 --> 00:45:11,800
Tamra doesn't. She's just showing up to film. So Bador

875
00:45:11,920 --> 00:45:14,920
gets there and we raise the glass, but Gretcher's is

876
00:45:14,920 --> 00:45:22,960
not here yet, and Emily asked Tamra if she's next?

877
00:45:23,679 --> 00:45:25,760
What does that mean? Oh? Oh, she's sitting outside and

878
00:45:25,840 --> 00:45:29,719
she's She's like, you're such a gatling gun of controversy

879
00:45:29,760 --> 00:45:32,960
and mischief and I don't know if I'm next. You

880
00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:38,239
know I'm your next target, right, And that's when Gretchen arrives.

881
00:45:38,559 --> 00:45:39,079
Speaker 1: Palpable.

882
00:45:39,320 --> 00:45:43,039
Speaker 2: Yeah. Slade has a lovely, just endearing moment with Terry

883
00:45:43,079 --> 00:45:46,639
where he says, my wife is a hot cowgirl who

884
00:45:46,719 --> 00:45:49,320
I know will ride a pony when she gets home.

885
00:45:50,159 --> 00:45:54,000
That's gross. Uh, you have a bowling ball of a

886
00:45:54,039 --> 00:45:56,679
torso and I don't want to think about that. Okay,

887
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:59,320
We line dance in the smoke. And then we get

888
00:45:59,320 --> 00:46:02,480
to this meeting between Slade and Gretchen and Tamra and

889
00:46:02,559 --> 00:46:05,039
Eddie and this is a massive problem.

890
00:46:05,159 --> 00:46:09,280
Speaker 1: Well it wasn't really. Uh would you describe it as uh?

891
00:46:09,400 --> 00:46:12,159
Speaker 2: I would describe it as Gretchen and Slade trying to

892
00:46:12,199 --> 00:46:16,480
approach them and them walking walking away. Now, Tamra, if

893
00:46:16,519 --> 00:46:23,840
you're gonna be a if you're gonna be a c

894
00:46:26,159 --> 00:46:29,239
if you're gonna be just a horrible to everyone you

895
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:36,679
film with, you cannot walk away from the conflict that

896
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:41,840
you sew. That is unacceptable and that's what really tips

897
00:46:41,840 --> 00:46:44,920
Tamar over the edge, right, Lisa Badoor not to always

898
00:46:44,960 --> 00:46:52,159
go back to her, but she ruins people's days, weeks, months, Lisa,

899
00:46:52,559 --> 00:46:57,679
Lisa Barlows Lisa Barlow. Yes, but when they confront her

900
00:46:57,719 --> 00:47:00,280
about it, most often she'll sit in the pocket at

901
00:47:00,280 --> 00:47:03,280
a table and just brawl. Yes, right, and she'll dig

902
00:47:03,280 --> 00:47:08,440
her heels in and fight Shannon Madore. Tamra storm offs,

903
00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:12,320
I'm not doing this fake quitting back to filming. The

904
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:13,880
next day when the sun is in the sky.

905
00:47:13,800 --> 00:47:16,360
Speaker 1: Can I say this, this is what Gus sucks about

906
00:47:16,360 --> 00:47:19,239
this world of reality TV, because you are literally on

907
00:47:19,320 --> 00:47:22,960
the fame cycle or fame levels. You're like in the

908
00:47:23,039 --> 00:47:26,320
D category. Can you imagine doing something that most people

909
00:47:26,400 --> 00:47:28,920
know who you are? And then you turn the production

910
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:31,159
and go like, I'm getting fucked with? Do you mind

911
00:47:31,199 --> 00:47:34,039
getting rid of these people? Because like Mariah Carey third

912
00:47:34,079 --> 00:47:36,800
year into the music business would be like, I don't

913
00:47:36,800 --> 00:47:39,119
want any people in the hallway, and they'll go, let

914
00:47:39,119 --> 00:47:42,119
me clear it for you. When you're a TV reality star,

915
00:47:42,320 --> 00:47:46,800
there is no respect like that. It's like tam rat like,

916
00:47:47,039 --> 00:47:48,239
but she feels like power.

917
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,760
Speaker 2: I see what you're saying, right, So she's she's got

918
00:47:50,840 --> 00:47:53,519
enough pedigree in this game to where she thinks she

919
00:47:53,559 --> 00:47:57,320
can call the shots. But you're always just a pig.

920
00:47:57,480 --> 00:47:59,960
Speaker 1: You're just a D list celebrity that no one respect.

921
00:48:00,280 --> 00:48:04,320
Some pa is like, ah, let me go ask my

922
00:48:04,519 --> 00:48:06,440
boss if I could do this for you? Oh you

923
00:48:06,480 --> 00:48:09,000
want a bottle water? Like there's no respect in the

924
00:48:09,360 --> 00:48:10,079
TV right yeah?

925
00:48:10,239 --> 00:48:12,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's how it should remain.

926
00:48:12,599 --> 00:48:15,360
Speaker 1: Well, they raised a bunch of money. If I'm Anthony

927
00:48:15,480 --> 00:48:18,400
the Exonery, I would ask production, do you mind not

928
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:19,719
putting that as my chiron?

929
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Speaker 2: What was the chiron Anthony the Exonery?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the hell of a wrestling.

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Speaker 1: We had a guest had a that's a great restleite.

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We had a guest on I think in our early

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years of the podcast. I forget what his name is now,

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but he was accused of having sex with another drunk

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cast member.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, what was his name?

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Speaker 1: I forget. I hate to be a dick because I

939
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hung out with him for a minute after that. But

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the title of our podcast was the guy who definitely

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didn't rape a girl And I didn't and I.

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Speaker 2: Don't think I had anything.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, he reached out. Yeah, I had said,

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do you mind not calling the podcast that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we really weren't sure what we were doing back then.

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Come on our show.

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Speaker 1: If you remember, it was Corinne and whatever his name.

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Speaker 2: Was, Yeah, yeah, yeah, God, that's so crazy. Yeah, I

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mean in the early days. I mean, and I guess

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we haven't changed much or gotten much better. But I

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remember when we we did an episode with Sulk and

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we just talked about nine to eleven for like twenty

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five minutes, and we're like, we gotta cut that out

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of the podcast. All right, that's it for us. Job

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in the comments, let us know what you thought about

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the episode.

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Speaker 1: Let us know if you, does Ruby need to be here?

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Speaker 2: Have you seen the jacob ELORDI trailer? Does Ruby need

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to be here? You gotta be kidding me? Have you

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seen it? Have you seen the Jacob elordi trailer? Okay,

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what else are you? How many buzzballs down?

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Speaker 1: Are you too?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm talking about the fans.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah? Are you enjoying your buzzby?

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Speaker 2: See you later, Say by, Pat, say goodbye later, Kaylin. Hiks,