Speaker 1: Cool Growth and Simulation. Growth and Simulation.
Speaker 2: Sound tricky.
Speaker 1: Again. Welcome to Johnny Woodard Presents Broken Simulations starring Johnny Woodard.
We're in it, guys. Sorry for the late night banger
Daddy's schedules. Crazy. Johnny's trying his hardest. Everyone's doing the
best they can, but we had to get back to
the old studio. I have a like, I just have
a infinity, a love, a little little place in my
heart for the studio got us through the pandemic. You
know we're gonna leave Brody on the wall and not
come here. We got Fat Dragon Productions. I'll do it.
Speaker 2: I don't He's not in frame, unfortunately.
Speaker 1: Oh that's okay, Johnny, that's okay. People can't see I
sell pictures of my children and they were just little munchkins.
I love the studio. I missed the studio.
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Speaker 1: A ninety K camera? Is it out there? Can we
get some Pentagon shit in here? The show? Dude, we
were voting number two by somebody somewhere in comedy and
that everybody else said and we no one I knew
was there, but somewhere in some dimension we're the second
biggest comedy show. Was that the biggest? Or was that
just the who that guy thought was the best?
Speaker 2: The best?
Speaker 1: Yeah, then I'll take it.
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and then crop it down without.
Speaker 1: Oh, you can take little pieces of.
Speaker 2: It and you you still have the detail of a yeah,
of a I'm sure people are just really thrilled by this.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, welcome to inside production.
Speaker 2: We have a new podcast called KKK Where are we?
Just all the.
Speaker 1: Case that'd be great, And that'd be great.
Speaker 2: Johnny said, you're doing your best, Sam, and I just wonder.
Speaker 1: Okay, I see where this is going already let's hear it.
Speaker 2: Johnny is the president doing his best. Okay, I thought
you were going with something else. No, no, I thought
you were gonna go with some random shot you took.
Speaker 1: From thirty year old Oh no beauty video. Do you
want me to know it's okay? You show I don't care?
Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't think that was fair game.
Speaker 1: And we in two cops.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you saw this today while we were doing cash
Daddies staffling.
Speaker 1: It is one of the worst moments a president has
ever had. And I mean, I'm including you know, all
the George Bush crap. I mean, I mean, I mean
Ronald Reagan coming out Gohl and I didn't know they
were selling drugs to the blacks. I didn't know that.
I had nothing to do with it like that kind
of bad and stupid. But this is might be the worst.
Speaker 2: It's badful. I mean, he just let the whole game.
It gave the game away again.
Speaker 1: I mean, you just you just let them do checkmate.
What is believed to be the greatest military of all time.
Real quick shout out to Jeffrey Wilson, who's asking us
where we're going, which is very rare that a black
person is asking us if we're going to be on time.
Very weird to me. Let's play it. Sorry playing but
sorry from the beginning, Johnny, can you do that? This
is this is the most shocking thing. And Johnny, I
got to ask you something. Do you feel that he
might be saying this because Bibby and we is dead. Like,
let's let's go into the assumption that Bibby's dead or
is he just like I got screwed by everyone around
me and they lied to me.
Speaker 2: Hold on just a second. I think it might have
when we went full screen.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm gonna say something about Trump and this
includes Obama. He doesn't age, dude. Everybody else he doesn't like. Dude.
He is built for this. Even when the sky is
falling and the house is on fire, this dude never ages.
But his mind is getting soft. You can tell, dude.
I talked to my dad today. He's starting to lose it.
I can sense it. He just asked me weird shit.
He's asked me about my sister. I'm like, I don't
have a sister, so your.
Speaker 2: Dad doesn't have the nukes?
Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, I would not put my father in
charge of the nukes.
Speaker 2: All right, here, we go.
Speaker 3: We don't need you know, we don't need oil.
Speaker 1: We have all the oil we need, oh my god.
One of the great assets that we have.
Speaker 3: We have double more than double what.
Speaker 4: Anybody else in terms of use oil production, were more
than double any other countries.
Speaker 1: So we don't need it.
Speaker 4: But but we did it. It's almost you could say
we did it at a habit, which.
Speaker 1: Is not a good thing to do.
Speaker 4: I mean, just give me it, allay, allies there, we
have some great Middle Eastern countries there Israel there, So
we did it for a lot of reasons.
Speaker 1: But Dio, we don't need you know, that's it.
Speaker 2: Well, no, this is okay, this is so that was
part one of this thing, and like of him being
stupid and then all right, so I.
Speaker 1: Mean that wasn't even the world.
Speaker 2: I mean, basically, don't don't spoil it. I'll play, I'll play.
Speaker 1: But basically, here can I comment on what we already saw? Johnny, Johnny, dude,
who's this guy running? Well?
Speaker 2: No, I just I think it's like it's it's to
hear it out of his own mouth. Really the thing
isn't it.
Speaker 1: For him to basically say Israel, which is like Israel
gots into this. I mean, and I'm gonna say something
I'm probably gonna hear. I'll probably hear Jeffrey Wilson from
wherever he is right now, just throw his computer. But
I mean, you can say whatever you want about Q,
and there's a lot to say. But man, more and
more it seems like it's right. And it's like I've
said it before, Operation Trust told you everything, and that
last line will save Israel for last. I mean, dude,
he just threw Israel into the bus.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I mean I got wess generous to Q.
I'll just say that is mighty generous to Q.
Speaker 1: What you're saying there, Dude, Johnny, don't double screen it. No, No,
I'm not, please, Johnny. People can't handle double action.
Speaker 2: They don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: You don't know what you're talking about. They didn't see
that I'm out here rocking.
Speaker 2: All right. So we'll look at this now.
Speaker 1: This is this is the craziest shit I've ever seen. Yeah,
this is I never thought i'd see a president say this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean you you would kind of hope not.
You wouldn't hear the president say something stupid.
Speaker 1: This is the dumbest of dumb. Never forget that, Never forget.
I'm so happy to be back in the studio. I
miss it. Really nobody expected that. Well, dude, and Power,
Look look what happened in the last two weeks.
Speaker 4: They weren't supposed to go after all these other countries.
Why those missiles were set to go after them, so
they hit Qatar, Saudi Arabia, Uae, Bahrain, Kuwait. Nobody expected that.
We were shot and Power, dude, look what happened.
Speaker 1: That was the craziest thing you've ever heard in your life. Yes,
I mean you've just said that I ran out smarted
the US military and Pentagon. I mean, dude, that is shocking.
I mean is it is a breath of fresh air
in some ways that he's being totally honest right in
some weird way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, But do you think he like is totally with it,
like what he's saying there, so you think he might
be fully just No, I mean he's been doing that
shit repeatedly over the past year or so. I would say,
saying shit that clearly he's not supposed to say, and
then he'll come back later and like clarify, like, well,
well we plan for that of course, but you know
what I mean, like he's I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, dude, that is the most shocking ship.
Speaker 2: I'm not what I'm saying. To be clear, what I'm
saying is I'm not giving.
Speaker 1: On what you're saying right now.
Speaker 2: That's the only way I can be that he's I
give him no credit for this if that's what you're saying, Like.
Speaker 1: I'm saying in a weird way, Yeah, in a really
weird in a really weird, get masked ball gag kind
of way. Funny.
Speaker 2: I have this thing I think anytime you are actually
saying in a weird way what you mean is like
not at all? Is it? Because you got you would
actually both say that in a weird way.
Speaker 1: You know. What I'm saying in a weird way is
like you kind of got to search for it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you gotta search real, you gotta search really hard.
Speaker 1: I'm going, Hey, man, at least he's being honest. You
gotta you know, like the house is on fire, but
guess what, our family pictures are fine? Right, Like yeah, totally,
you know what I'm saying, like absolutely, like you're just
trying to find something, to find a silver lining in this,
like and by the way, By the way, if you're
anti war, this is the best thing you've ever heard
in your life, that the war machine that the global
terrorists got beat out strategy wise. And it's like, again,
this gets into weird stuff. Where As an American, you
love being American. I know, I love being American. Does
that mean I think America is perfect or even close
to perfect? No, right of course, yeah right, You're like, dude,
we gotta we got like we've terrorized the rest of
the world for a very long time, and everyone said forever,
don't go in Iran, don't go in Iran. Iran has
been waiting for this for twenty years. Johnny someone is
somebody he's probably not even live again to see his idea,
come to fruit fruitation, but he's probably like.
Speaker 2: Frutation or what is it, fruition, fruition or fruitation fruitation.
Speaker 1: I like fruit tas.
Speaker 2: It's like a drink. It's like a nice come on down.
Speaker 1: The job projuice, get yourself a fruitation.
Speaker 2: Okay, So are you're talking about there though you're saying
their idea come to fruition?
Speaker 1: Whoever? And I ran was like, all we're gonna do
is bomb all the allies and then that's gonna put
a lot of pressure on them. And I'm gonna tell
you something, Johnny, this is a great idea. And how
do I know that because this is what I do
in heckling. Okay, yes, I just said, I'm a chess master.
So a long time ago, dude, A long time ago.
I learned this in comedy. If a man is heckling
you and he is on a date or with his
wife or with any female, start pounding on her, okay,
because he will learn to shut up real quick because
you're either one rooting his date or two pissing off
his wife, and he's gonna have to sleep on the
couch that night.
Speaker 2: So I backfire where a guy gets like gets in
his fields and gets mad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, but you know it's even more mad than
that his wife, his girlfriend.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So so there's there's this comic named Lewis Planker and
she she testified at the Michael Jackson a trial. She
was like she was like a host at the Laugh
Factory for a very long time, dude, like she was
hosting there forever. Very nice person. I really really enjoyed her.
Very cool chick. She was like she would be. She
she looks super nerdy, short hair glasses. And we were
at the laugh Factory and this guy was just hackling
everybody and she was next, and she was all worried about.
Go listen, if he comes after, you start pounding on
his girlfriend, start pounding on the chicky sitting with, start
ripping into her. He'll shut up real quick. So she
walks up, starts doing down, he starts hackling her, She
starts going at the girlfriend. He's shut up real quick.
That's exactly what I ran did, started hitting all Trump's girlfriends.
Speaker 2: Oh, and he loves them too. He loves like he.
Speaker 1: Loves his girlfriends. He loves them, dude. He loves his girlfriends. Dude.
He's like, who knew they would do that? And everybody.
Speaker 2: That's where he's That's where I don't give him any credit,
because it's clear he got lied to yes.
Speaker 1: By the most evil human being on planet Earth. Well,
now that's among others. A bunch of them are dead.
Speaker 2: Shout out to the seventy two people watching us on Rumble.
Speaker 1: By the way, guys, listen, we're gonna figure out the
right time to do this. It's a weird schedule because
I have my kids and I need to see my kids,
and we need to do this on consistent basis. So
we're just trying to figure out the best time to
do this.
Speaker 2: I agree, though. He got Yeah, he got led by
the nose into this and.
Speaker 1: By his daughter's husband, who everyone thinks.
Speaker 2: Is the new Epstein, which you know you bring that up.
Here's a really did you see that that Chris Christy
interview this week?
Speaker 1: I can't watch that guy. He sucks.
Speaker 2: He sucks.
Speaker 1: He is literally one of the worst human beings. No,
he sucks. But anything that comes out Chris Christie's mouth,
just assume the opposite is true.
Speaker 2: Well, then this might actually make you like Derek Kushner.
But let me uh so, Chris Christy was doing an
interview on uh what was it? Uh we the Fifth
It looks like I don't know, well, it's it's the
new network, the new network. It's kind of a new network.
And Dane Yeah, but this is this is that he'll
he'll do a show for anybody, dude, Chris Christie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, brassers could hit up Chris Christy and you do
a fucking show for them.
Speaker 2: And he's got he's got some boobies, that's for sure.
He's a big fellaw.
Speaker 1: He's I'm his dad would be embarrassed.
Speaker 2: So this is this tells you where the power, in
my opinion, lies in the White House.
Speaker 5: The day that Trump was naming me, he went into
Trump's office and said, you can't do this, Kushner and
made the argument against me in front of me, in.
Speaker 3: Front of you.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and what was the argument.
Speaker 1: I'm in cholesterol diabetes and you're sitting there.
Speaker 5: He said that, you know, it should have never been prosecuted.
It wasn't a crime. It was something that should have
been handled by the rabbis. It was a family dispute.
Speaker 3: Oh that's going to antism.
Speaker 5: And I was thinking to myself, like I didn't stop.
Speaker 1: I'm so sick and tired of that. Stop it, man,
just stop it. You know you want to you want
to stop anti Semitism, stop doing shitty ship. That's it, dude.
I'm so sick and tired of this guy. And I
don't even like this dude. I think he's Chris Chrissy
is a bag of ship.
Speaker 2: Okay, but he is what you talk about a crime, boss.
Speaker 1: He is that.
Speaker 2: He's the crime. He's the actual crime boss.
Speaker 1: Wow Jersey.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, Yeah, I'm saying what you always said Trump was.
That's what Chris Christy.
Speaker 1: Is he wants to be, did he do? I mean
he was governor of Jersey, So yeah, you're definitely a
crime boss. At that point, you're you're playing the game, Johnny.
Something came up on the screen. So he states a fact. Okay,
this guy states a fact. And what does this guy do. Oh,
you're gonna cause anti semitism. You know, it's causing anti semitism.
Jewish people. That just causing anti semitism. You don't want
anti semitism. Stop doing shitty shit. How about that one. Yeah,
I'm just sick and tired of it, dude, Like the
notion that you point out a fact and then all
of a sudden you're like, oh, that's all hate that speak.
It's so dumb.
Speaker 2: Fact facts are anti Semitic.
Speaker 1: Fact No, facts are racist, sexist, homophobic, anti Semitic. It's
just it's unbelievable. We live in in a a period
where facts hurt people's feelings.
Speaker 2: This guy, we're getting rumble chats in the uh in
the stream yard, by the way, now, so rumble chats.
Speaker 1: Thank you, my friends, we love you so much. Give
us that crypto rumble chats. But it's like back to that.
It's like, dude, love the juice, love the juice.
Speaker 2: I love all all of them.
Speaker 1: I love all of not all of them, I love
most of them. Once you drift in the Zionism, get
the fuck out of here. But this is the whole thing.
When you critique somebody and they don't want to hear
the critique, they yell that you're a hate monger. And
this is the what what's wrong with our society? We
can't for the long time, we can't call out people
on their bullshit. This guy was up for a position.
A guy came in told him they should have prosecuted somebody.
It should have been handled by the rabbis, which is crazy.
That's crazy. This guy states what happened to him. This
schmuck who's like, oh, you're gonna defend Anti.
Speaker 2: Seven I think is his name. He was in my
suck it dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly exactly.
Speaker 2: He's one of the good ones on a lot of issues,
but not this.
Speaker 1: Okay, let me hear the rest of it, because maybe
he could have been joking. But I just hate the notion.
Speaker 2: He kind of was. But but uh, it's.
Speaker 1: Like, dude, everybody does fucked up ship. If he came
in here and said some Catholic came in and goes
the church should have prosecuted the pedals. Is he gonna go, oh,
that's gonna fan some anti Catholic rhetoric.
Speaker 2: We don't even have a word for.
Speaker 1: Any anti caddy. We'll say that's gonna be some real
anti caddy right there. Dude, it's just stupid to me.
Speaker 2: I think it's about over.
Speaker 5: Let's see tee of the US Code was under the
rabbi the day that Trump was naming me.
Speaker 2: That's it. Yeah, it was, you can so yeah that
was Yeah. Anyway, in my opinion, that kind of I
don't know that really tells you because that you know
that if that was the Chris Christy was their one
time basically and saw it that that's happening all the time.
Jared Kushner is.
Speaker 1: It is so crazy to me. You want you you
got to understand the amount of power and money that's
involved at this guy would go and work with Trump
after he called him basically a fat ass.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, he he coucks so many and then they're like, yeah,
work with bro talk so many right, I mean one
guy that.
Speaker 1: That's like Jordan Golden and working, Uh, let me do
another one that's like that's like Jordan. Uh Clyde Drexeler
going to play with Jordan's right. It's like, oh, yeah,
you just annihilated me forever. Let me go work with
you now.
Speaker 2: Absolutely it is. Yeah, it's kind of like what Lebron
does whenever he goes and and joins up with other guys. Yeah,
it's I mean, dude, it was a bad week.
Speaker 1: That is a sad Trump press conference is a sad
day for America. I mean that is like that. I
mean we all knew it. It was just it was
and real quick, guys, once again, conspiracy theorists are right
once again. And this is what I want to get
into with you, Johnny. I know you got a lot
of stories. So I saw this MMA journalist spouting the
stupid ship about how these podcasts should take blame for
getting Trump in. Well, it's Tim Dillon, Joe Rogan, Theo vaughon,
this is not happened, Oh no, no, no, does not happened?
Andrew Schultz and but basically, oh and maybe kill Tony
thrown there. She here's some guys like I can no
longer play kill Tony seen he supports Trump? Bye bitch,
bye bye. Why blame oh, because they platformed him, That's
what they're saying. Because they platformed needed a platform. Is
that the guy who was already presently first of all,
for a lot of reasons, Trump was getting in no
matter if they had him on or not. You guys
are crazy if you think those podcasts pushed him over
the top. He was going to get in anyways. They
ran literally the worst candidate they could run at that moment. Okay,
she's going wrong. He's literally going around going, oh, bro,
I want to give illegals in prison sex changes. I
want to fund them. Like people were so overwoke, and
they're still overwoke. Woke is like trying to fight back
really bad. People are overwoke. And they ran her purposefully.
And how do you know that because they didn't let
her run against anybody in the Democrat primary, Right, they
knew she was garbage. They ran her because she's garbage
so that Trump could get in. It's the exact same
thing they did with Barack Obama and John McCain when
Barack Obama was running for his first term. People hated
old white neo CODs. So who did the Republicans run
against a gay black bush? Who do they run? They
run the mascot for the neo CODs, and that is
John McCain and is crazy wing Okay, I mean you're
not if you don't think that was done on purpose.
He just walked right in, dude. Everyone's like, we need churns.
When I'm like, please, anything about this old bag of
bones who's a fucking neo con who started the isis
get out of here, dude, It's right, You're like, we
just got done with a war, and then you try
to nominate the guy who started, who helped create the enemy.
Speaker 2: They literally got us to vote in according to what
you believe about another old ass white guy. You know
what I mean. We were so sick of old ass
we wanted anything but an old ass white guy. And
the person they ran was so fucking lame.
Speaker 1: He is that mascot for the neo cons. What did
they say every time, dude, no matter who you vote for,
you get John McCain every time, dude. And then his
fat daughter tries to bark on Twitter and she just
gets pounded about what a treason his bastard her father was, which.
Speaker 2: This brings up something interesting that related to that. I
want to see what we played a little of him
kind of Nick flint As saying something like this last
and I just want to see what your thoughts are
about this in the context of what you just said,
Like if so, his take is well in his own words.
Here this is Nick quint As on what it would
have been like if Kamala had won, and then what
Biden did with respect to Iraq versus what Trump has done.
Speaker 7: So this has all been going on, and you know
what's interesting. Do you know who stood in the way
of all of this? Just a fact, just a fact,
don't let me inconvenience you do you know who stood
in the way of this entire thing?
Speaker 1: Joe Biden.
Speaker 7: Joe Biden did because Joe Biden did not take the bait.
He didn't take Israel's bait and fight Iran. He had
two opportunities when Israel provoked Iran in April twenty four
and in July twenty four. Joe Biden deterred Iran but
did not attack them. It was Biden's national security Council.
It was Democrats in the Senate that tried to constrain
US weapons supplies to Israel.
Speaker 3: They wouldn't give Israel two thousand.
Speaker 1: And when Joe Biden got in this.
Speaker 2: What do you think, dude?
Speaker 1: His literal nickname was genocide Joe, Like, what are we
talking about here? He completely and utterly helped Israel annihilate Gaza.
And it's a big reason why everyone hated Kamala Harris
because she said she was gonna do the whole thing.
And by the way, she ran on lighting up Israel Iran?
Like what are we talking about? And this guy and
I love Nick Flantes, but it's like, dude, fine, he
didn't go into Iran. You know where. He fucking lit
up the Ukraine. He caused a million people to die
in the Ukraine. Christians, my brother Christians died in the
Ukraine because they got weapons from the United States. This
is absolutely insanity. Like to sit there and act like
that guy was an a wartime president. He had he
had his fingers on his hands dirty with blood all
over the Ukraine. He got killed by his own party
for fucking letting genocide happen in Gaza, Like, what are
we talking about. This is called plans. Okay, steps he
Joe Biden was step one of eliminate Gaza. Step two
is get Trump in, which is and this is the
second part of my whole thing on the whole podcast thing,
like people got the podcast, got Trump in. This has
been the plan the whole time. They needed Joe bidenen
to open up the borders, okay, because Trump Trump was
gonna come in heavy handed. And the reason they've bailed
on all that because no one's fallen for it anymore.
Speaker 2: By the way, I worry the border thing is about
something that hasn't happened yet that it could be coming up.
Speaker 1: We'll get into that, I really get into We'll get
into that, Johnny. So, so what this MMA reporter wants
you to believe?
Speaker 2: And I wish I know who you're I do know
the name.
Speaker 1: I don't want to get into it because I like
his show. I really like his show. I like listen
to him break down MMA. It's just he's gone woke,
you know, and he's attacking Rogan all the time and
all this shit. Guys, this is all prophecy. Trump is
in because of prophecy. Okay, Baron little Baron Trump written
in the eighteen hundreds, The Last President written in the
eighteen hundreds, in which they use the exact address of
Trump Tower. What are you talking about? How about the
fact that the little Baron Trump thing is crazy about
exactly like him, so crazy, that's the craziest thing. And
then you have the King of the Jews book written
by an Epstein who looks just like Jeffrey Epstein, which
talks about Trump basically a Trumpelman character, a Trump like
Trumpelman who comes back and he leaves the ghetto, comes
back to the ghetto and takes over You're lying, cheating
and all that shit. Like, dude, this has been prophesied, guys.
This is part of the Chabadist or whatever gold. They've
been prophesizing this forever. If you're still fighting Democrats and Republicans,
you're you're just falling for the pro wrest Well what.
Speaker 2: About Okay, So that's that's the next question I had.
So now we talked about this a little bit last week,
But has this idea that just to obstruct Trump's agenda,
people should vote for Democrats in the middle What do
you think of that?
Speaker 1: It's dumb? Two years ago we voted them out and
now we're gonna vote them back in after two years.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I mean I think his point is that, like,
just do it just to put uh, you know, a
stick in the spoken.
Speaker 1: No, dude, you really want to stick in this listen, Dude.
Outside of local elections and depending on how big the
city is, that's some real ship right there. Not that
there is an interference, but that tends to be where
you should focus on. It's not globalist, it's not nationalists,
it's localists. We'll talk about I think I'm gonna give
a nineteen hundred dollars donation.
Speaker 2: I've been thinking maximum donations.
Speaker 1: I think my kids, I don't. I think I'll they
don't need to eat for a week. Kids. This is
about you, Okay, this is about me saving La for you. Okay,
you don't need to eat for a week. And I'll
get into some funny ass stuff too. So so so
Trump so so.
Speaker 2: You were saying local elections are work, yes to.
Speaker 1: To run back to the Democrats, like that is anything,
and you're doing anything is the dumbest thing ever. The
difference between a Trump cabinet We've talked about this before,
Johnny a Trump cabot cabinet and a Kamala Harris cabinet
is Trump. Kamala's would be trans BLM and fat feminists.
Trump's is just closeted gays. Okay, it's the same thing. Okay,
it's the exact same thing. You guys are falling for
the same shit. You really, listen, I don't think elections
are that. Listen. We allow them to rig our elections
because they keep it close. And that's what all these
polls are about. You see the new poll oh or
the Polymarcus oh Man, Eric'swindell's let just took in the lead.
You're like, that's a bunch of fucking donor money coming
in on him to give the illusion that anyone gives
a shit about the guy with gay face who humped
a Chinese spy. Okay, like that's just illusion and magic tricks.
All right, it's all bullshit. You really want to make
a difference, and I'm not saying it's going to, but
you make it really hard on them to completely get in.
Speaker 2: You still got me on gay face.
Speaker 1: Dude. Eric Swindell has small DSL lips I've ever seen
in my life. That guy looks like you could suck
off a fucking eighteen wheel.
Speaker 2: Does he looks like? What he looks like is that
if you've.
Speaker 1: Ever run out of gas and someone else has gas
in the car and you need someone to suck the
gas out, finds Swindell, He'll just he'll just, he'll, he'll
do the classic Johnny Woodard Woodpecker, wood Pecker, would Pecker
cob the corn, Cobb the corn, copy corn.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm saying that class, I think I
saw a picture of you cobb in the corn recently.
Speaker 1: So I mean it's all illusion. Vote third party. If
you're really tired of both parties, stop voting for either
of the parties that have been spit roasting you for
a hundred years. Okay, make it so hard impossible for
them to rig it. Go overwhelming, over the top for
a third party. Just pick one, anything but these two
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neo kons or gay Bolshevik de progressives? Which one do
you want?
Speaker 2: Speaking of undercover gays, did you see this story today
from the Post Sam that this must be Israeli propaganda.
But there's this story that the new Iranian Supreme leader
is probably gay. That's what Trump was told today, It
says President Trump, this is again from the New York Post,
was stunned to learn last week that US intelligence indicates
new Iranian Supreme Leader Motaba Khamena may be gay, and
that his father, the late Ayatola, feared his suitability for
the role for that reason. They said later in this
that he's had an ongoing relationship with his tutor from childhood. Uh,
and that that that's why his father again didn't want him,
didn't want him to.
Speaker 1: Ascend to That's a dark story, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you think of that? That's what they said.
Trump laughed and everybody in the room laughed.
Speaker 1: Oh. I mean Trump supposedly sucked off Clinton, so he
should be like, hey, we got something to talk about.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, I saw somebody tweet. It was like, Lindsey
Graham now has the most important political role as a
game talk girl. Get happy girlfriend, Motaba. I heard we
had something in college talk. Is he is he circumcised?
Speaker 1: Why do we got to kill all these fine boys?
Let's just talk work it out Israel, say as ship,
let's go.
Speaker 2: Remember when Makomu document Deni Jodd said that they don't
have any gay people in Iran.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that guy was a couple of his kids
were like, huh.
Speaker 2: It's funny. You don't hear anything about the president of
Iran anymore, you know what I mean? Like it when
akamand I was president, like he was on TV all
the time. This new guy and the guy before him,
you don't hear them at all on TV. It's all
about the Ayatola right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean I I dude, I will want chill
right now too. Truly. I'm gonna be deep in this
bunker in the biggest mountain I can fucking find.
Speaker 2: Which is what some people think maybe is going on.
So this is Bence Swan. Ben Swan, Well, you kind
of mentioned it earlier, so I feel like we're obligated to.
This is a video posted by Ben Swan here. This
is okay.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 2: So there's been a rumor that Benjamin Natyah, who is
has expired and he Benjamin Nunyaho and his people to
social media posted a couple of what you might call
proof of life videos. The first reason that people thought
maybe he's expired. Is that there was a video that
of him addressing the state uh and he looked like
it's an extra digit on one of his hands. A
little curious if you ask me. Uh So, now, after
a couple of days of speculation, he's gone and posted
a couple of videos and this is Ben Swann describing
them right now.
Speaker 9: Well, there is now a new video proving that Benjamin
Nette Yah who is not dead except it's fake.
Speaker 6: Hold on, it really is.
Speaker 9: But incredibly because this sloppily made video is AI. And
then there's contact side because if the video were real
and it's not, it makes zero sense talk about it here.
Because the clip released on Sunday, the Prime Minister is
in perfect health. There he is standing in what looks
like a roadside cafe, joking with the camera. At one
point he even raises his hands and counts.
Speaker 1: His fingers fingers five not six.
Speaker 9: Fingers like he did in the last AI video. It's
also hilarious. The problem with this video, though, is that
it's also clearly AI. This isn't just AI, it's sloppy AI.
First of all, notice the cup of coffee here. It's
filled to the point of overflowing. But then Netya who
picks up the cup, nothing spills despite the coffee sloshing
around inside.
Speaker 10: He takes a drink.
Speaker 9: There's no visible change.
Speaker 1: In the ven. There's no visible no ripple. Later he
look at.
Speaker 9: That Johnny in his pocket, and the pocket you see there,
it magically jumps over to cover his hand.
Speaker 6: That weird.
Speaker 9: A second video surface, this one.
Speaker 1: This one who reproduce this.
Speaker 6: Outside of Jerusalem?
Speaker 9: This d this But if you watch this particular video,
watch here you see bb is walking over to put
his hand on the back of a chair, except he
has a ring on his finger. When his hand starts
to move, and then magically that ring disappears where it was,
and then once his hand gets there proof the ring
is back. So both of these videos have elements that
are tailtale signs of AI generated video.
Speaker 6: What about the context?
Speaker 9: Step in love and look at the bigger picture. Right now,
President Donald Trump is traveling internationally, meeting with allies, attempting
to manage the fallout from the war that is rapidly
span See. The President is calling on NATO to get
involved in NATO moves, but net Yahoo he isn't doing
any of that. In fact, in the last week he
has met with no one, not one world leader.
Speaker 6: That is not just meetings net.
Speaker 9: Yahoo has not held a live press conference in days.
Speaker 11: I'm sorry to thinking at the country security meeting on Saturday,
so ferdis the war meeting today, absent from both in
the middle of a massive war in which his country
is struck by missile attack daily, but he really needs a.
Speaker 9: Cup of coffee and a photo op at an observation.
Speaker 1: This is the best example of what you're talking about.
This is the best example. This is why this is
all bullshit. Johnny can do whatever nerd magic he wants.
Speaker 2: Nerd magic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just doing nerd trump. Okay, compression this and compression.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm just saying things disappear, will.
Speaker 1: Johnny, You're wrong about this. Why would this guy that
two seconds after Charlie Kirk is eliminated if that's even real,
it's talking about we didn't do it.
Speaker 2: Wait, you don't think he's dead now, Charlie Kirk.
Speaker 1: I don't know, dude. This thing that Candice put out,
there's no blood, there's no nothing. I'm it's all sorcery. Dog.
I'm not going to try to understand it. I just
know they ran a giant impact event to traumatize people.
Now they're having meetings, Johnny, they're having giant meetings Israel.
Who's ever left? They're having meetings. Okay, why wouldn't he
be there?
Speaker 2: Now? I will say I thought I was curious too,
and I looked up and a couple of mainstream journalists,
take it for what it's worth, have said that none
of the actual top level guys are there. They all
send deputies to those meetings. A lot of them haven't
been there, so either they're all like the whole cabinet
got cleaned out.
Speaker 1: Which I think that's as possible if he's alive. Why
isn't he there? No, that's what.
Speaker 2: But what you're not you're missing what I am.
Speaker 1: I know what you're saying.
Speaker 2: That's but that's that's a plausible expert.
Speaker 1: But Johnny, it's not just another.
Speaker 2: Meaning Again you're arguing with me because you like to
do that. No, I don't, don't, man, I.
Speaker 1: Get it more than everybody else. It's aho's alive getting
in fels. No I'm not. It's just like there's a
big reason why they have to convince us that he's alive,
because it's part of the prophet.
Speaker 2: What's the endgame though? Do you think they're busy cloning
him right now?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's more realistic to me. I know that sounds crazy,
more realistic that they're cloning him. Then they then he
then he's just going to the country when they're having
meetings after his country is getting shelved.
Speaker 2: So you think we'll ever see someone claiming to be
Benjamin net Yahoo tour the world and then just do
the regular things ahead of State does.
Speaker 1: Again, here's what it's gonna happen. They run out the clone,
the clone talks, and then once everyone believes he's still alive,
he's gonna come down with some sickness. Oh what the sickness?
You know? And then he's gonna I think it's quickness,
but that sounds saying, but he's gonna come down some
sickness and he's gonna die. So Johnny, I never did
I told you this story. My good friend. I'm very
close to seven friends of mine from high school. We
have a oh interesting, we have a we have a
text read. We talk all the time. And what do
you guys.
Speaker 2: Get a nickname or anything like for your group?
Speaker 1: Like the Yeah, what is it real quick? I think
it's like scumbagsback.
Speaker 2: That's good like that.
Speaker 1: It's something crazy. Oh yeah, where is it? It has
a name on it. It just says seven people. No,
I thought it was something we had a name for it.
But so one of the guys in there, I'm not
gonna say his name. He he does siding and stuff.
And he was telling me a story one time, and
he told me two stories. I'm gonna tell you one
that he met with a guy and it was an
old dude on his last leg, his time was very
coming to an end, and he and my buddy got
real close with them, and he would tell them all
these old stories. And he told him a story that
the guy you see signing the treaty at World War
Two was not FDR. That was a stand in, and
you could tell it because like he didn't have his
dog with him. He always had his dog with him.
And what he says, what really happened was the FDR
went over there in the submarine and the submarine sank
and he died and they panicked and they had to
get a double in there to represent the United States
when they signed the end of the war.
Speaker 2: So my point is why does wait the end of
the German War?
Speaker 1: Yeah, world War two?
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, all right, but he wasn't I mean, he
wasn't alive when they dropped the bomb on Japan, so
he didn't sign that treaty.
Speaker 1: Who after? Who represented the United States at World War Two?
I love this?
Speaker 2: Well, it was FDR and then Truman. But Truman dropped
the bombs on.
Speaker 1: FDR signs the doesn't he sign?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 1: Who? Who? FDR allows Pearl Harbor to happen? Right? Correct?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Who who goes over there to sign the treaty to
end the war? Or was it to sign the treaty?
Because because like FDR dies right after.
Speaker 2: That, Franklin Delano Roosevelt did not sign any treaty ending
the war with Germany. He died in April twelve forty.
Speaker 1: Went over there to meet with them something like Germany
surrendered a few weeks after he died.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there wasn't a traditional.
Speaker 1: Something happened that FDR goes over there.
Speaker 2: Okay, let me see when did he.
Speaker 1: He meets with like Churchill? Oh?
Speaker 2: Oh, at the when Stalin and Churchill and yes, okay, yes,
that's because that there was a rumor that that was
like at the Alta conference where that was like really
really hard on him and you see him looking really frail.
Speaker 1: And yes, all right, this guy tells my my friend,
that is an FDR.
Speaker 2: All right, so these are the these are images from y'all.
Speaker 1: He says, that's not FDR.
Speaker 2: And he looks, I mean, he looks the they I've
always read that he was gay, very weak at this
on death doorstep and it was kind of took the
life out of him going over there for this. Here's
here's an image of uh FDR at Yalta. Yeah, emaciated.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they say that's not him, interest that that's
a stand in because he had to do it. And
then he dies a little after that, right, that's he
dies a little after that because they didn't want you know,
he's supposed to They had his dog with him all
the time. So my point is like, why does Asama
bin lot or why does why does Saddam have eight
twenty uh stands and body doubles and these guys the
massade don't have a naho, you know, because it's about
their prophecy. He was supposed to be the last president
of Israel, Prime minister. That's why these chavinists or whatever
they're called, Johnny, Oh Kabbad. The Kabad guys are always
like you will bring them on, and then you see
that one one Nanya was really young. He's like, dude,
you got to speed this up. I'm old bro, let's go, dude,
let's go speed it up. So that's what's happening right now.
So that's my opinion, Johnny.
Speaker 2: That's fascinating. Uh, yeah, it's possible. Yeah, I mean I
had a very limited take that the that the coffee
thing wasn't that remarkable, and that there was an image
going around of the cash register in the coffee shop
showing twenty twenty four and that was just fake. Somebody
just lied and faked that. I went back and looked
myself at the frames and it's pretty clearly says twenty
twenty six. Now that's hell a good AI if you know,
to borrow a phrase from the kids, that's really good AI.
If they're faking like the minute details of Now I've
heard the theory that he visited this coffee shop before,
and this is plausible to me, And this is archived
footage that they've just like edited some details, because to me,
it seems like genuine footage. I don't know what to
tell you. The weirdest thing is the pocket thing. I
find that really strange, But I can think of way.
Speaker 1: But you're also looking at a guy, Johnny, that got
pulled out of rubble and he does have one nick
on him. He looks like he just left the spot.
Speaker 2: Well they yeah, but like they gave him.
Speaker 1: Back shaving and bleached his asshole. Yeah.
Speaker 2: They haven't acknowledged that he was pulled out of rubble though,
Like that's not okay, But I'm that's not their take.
We'll see, Yeah, we'll hold on. We'll put a pin
in that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, put a pin in that, Johnny, put it in
your I think he's alive, Okay.
Speaker 2: I wish. I wish to God that he was, because
a lot of people would still be you know a
lot of people that will doubt die would not be
dying if he was dead.
Speaker 1: He's dead, dude, I.
Speaker 2: Don't The thing I don't get quite is why people
think that me saying that I think that video is real,
which is really the thing I'm most confident in, is
somehow pro Israeli or pro Zionists, Because I mean, to
be clear, this is a guy to be queer, to
be queer again. This is a guy who needs to
face justice and should it should be in a hangman's
news at some point. Uh, it just hasn't. He's not
he's not in hell yet. Unfortunately, justice will find him someday.
Speaker 1: Right now he's getting pineapple showed up his ass and hell.
Speaker 2: But yeah, and then the like the ring thing, Like,
like I said, I didn't post this video because I
didn't want to spend all day arguing in my mentions
with people. But I reproduced that and because I thought
that's weird, and I said, you know what, because it's
clearly using an iPhone, let me go just stick a
ring on and use the same iPhone settings that they're
using and just kind of move it and.
Speaker 1: Tracy should get together and say we we get it.
Speaker 2: Took five minutes too to reproduce that.
Speaker 1: I'm happy for you, Johnny. I'm not going fucking great.
You did it. You showed everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, I just dude, I wanted I thought
about posting it, and then I was, like I spent
all day yesterday in my mentions. A lot of people
were like appreciative and there were a couple of like
former guests on the show that were like, oh thanks dude. Uh,
but but a lot there was a lot of people
that don't follow me, that aren't kind of in our
sphere that were coming in like bots and stuff. Yeah,
and it was it got pretty nasty. Yeah, I'm not
going to do that for another twenty four hours.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I hope you had a good time, but
just hope you have fun.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't have No, I don't enjoy Tracy. I
literally didn't do it.
Speaker 1: Again, I don't believe any of it.
Speaker 2: No, No, I didn't say that. I again. I I
mean the whole the whole war was a lie. And
I mean I'm as anti war. I was voting for
Ron Paul when you were still Obama. So let's be
clear about who's anti war around here. So here's something,
uh interesting. I'm curious if you saw this. Uh you
mentioned Charlie Kirk a minute ago. This is a guy
who I'm not I mean, this is what which Weinstein is?
Speaker 12: This?
Speaker 2: Brett Weinstein. These Weinstein guys managed to say simple things
and the most confusing and common. Have you noticed that
these guys, the Weinstein's, you know, the worst yeah, just
I mean, just the most convoluted, gobbledy guys when they're
ol time he talks, when they're trying to express simple ideas.
But this one I just thought was, did you see
this video? It's pretty it's kind of fascinating. Uh this
is him on?
Speaker 1: Is it on?
Speaker 2: Tucker?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Perhaps I don't. I don't. I don't know. It's hard
for me to see it other So just I'm gonna
share a list. Shit, sorry, folks. We're in the studio,
but we're using a system we haven't used before so
we could go live.
Speaker 1: We're using a brand new sist that's really freaking all
all right.
Speaker 13: I feel, and I cannot say for sure, but I
feel that something was watching and it felt the clock
ticking and its opportunity to finally bring about this war,
which I think Netanyahu said he's been dreaming of for
forty years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he did say that, knuckles up, jerking off to.
Speaker 13: So something wanted this war to happen, and there was
the perception that the opportunity, the window was closing, so
it had to be brought about quickly. Given how public
Charlie was on this topic, I can't help but wonder
now Obviously that will sound crazy to many people that
something would have even.
Speaker 1: Considered such a thing not here.
Speaker 13: But I will say that after Charlie was killed, Benjamin
very quickly denied responsibility for it.
Speaker 1: I was shocked, soryous. It did not seem naturally.
Speaker 13: Now, I'm not saying saying that that means that anything
in that quadrant was responsible for the murder. All I
know is that we didn't get a decent but I
did feel, and you know, maybe I hope you will
tell me that I'm imagining this. I did feel. But
that denial by Netanyah, who was effectively a roar shock
test and maybe designed to be one that I was
supposed to feel.
Speaker 2: That's what the video is. But alarmed coffee house video.
Speaker 13: By this and a normal person was supposed to think
that is batshit crazy. He said they didn't do it.
Obviously they didn't do it. So anyway, I'm not telling
you that I see the evidence that somebody did it.
But what I am telling you is we've just found
ourselves in a war that Charlie would have been opposed to.
We know that from his public and private statements, and
that he would have been a formidable force and opposition.
So what am I to think why at least we
should have an investigation that tells us for sure that
we know who committed the crime and that there wasn't
something larger about it. But look now I've said unforgivable things.
It's done, and I don't know what that's unforgivable. I mean,
this is an American citizens. I want to say this,
and I don't you know.
Speaker 1: About my Jewish friends, your Jewish friends, all of our
Jewish friends. I do not get mad at them when
they can't come out and say this stuff. They can't
come out and be on the record saying these things. Yes,
I don't get mad at them because it goes against
all their wiring, everything that they've been programmed to since
they took their first breath from their parents, from their grandparents,
from their aunts, from their uncles, then as they got older,
their peers, their cousins, everything, sisters and brothers. This is
this is him coming to grips with what he's been
taught his entire life. That does not make sense right now,
and he has an internal battle going on, and that's
the most he can do is go Something stinks in Denmark,
which makes you wonder was there a time that's people
are like, there's something stink here in Denmark?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I mean I think it's from Shakespeare, right.
Speaker 1: Okay, So so I don't get mad. I actually feel
for them. It's very hard right now on them. Right
let's say, let's say example that for me is when
they talk about all of this tax frauds, tax fraud
with hospices happening with Armenians. I love being Armenians. I
love my Armenian people. I love them. I have a
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Speaker 2: What do you mean your people?
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waiting big on prize picks and then just spending it
all making it rain on fat black ass. Why Johnny
explain that to me? Oh?
Speaker 2: I hope. I hope they love it. So Sam Tripley
dot com is where you can go if you want
to find out information about where Sam Tripley.
Speaker 1: Johnny waiting for that thumb now right there?
Speaker 2: Hold on, let me see. Let me just bring it
up so everybody else can sit here.
Speaker 1: Which one the one with me as a magician battling darkness?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's pretty rad.
Speaker 1: It even got the weird hair in the up.
Speaker 2: There where I just got a little So you just
gave him your face?
Speaker 1: Huh yeah, it's this thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you give me your face. You let him scan
your face because that looks.
Speaker 1: At even got that part of my hair rate.
Speaker 2: Why aren't you looking at the wizard you're battling, that's
my question, I am you're cheating towards the camera.
Speaker 1: That Yeah, that's that's how it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's how. You're such a professional that you cheat
towards the camera even when you're battling. I didn't think
I was about to walk away and I just hit
him or really you faked them out. Yeah, that's cool,
that's cool. We got a satan a pentagram there.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, your thumbnail game has been stepped up.
Speaker 1: I have to say thank you, buddy, even though you
think I look like Tom Cruise.
Speaker 2: No, no, not Tom Cruise. It's Bradley Cooper and that
one fire that which one? It is not on this
page checks it's on your Instagram. But alright, anyways, yeah,
you got some events coming up.
Speaker 1: Yes, Patavia, Patavia. One of my favorite.
Speaker 2: Comedy's Potavia, Like how far is that from Chicago?
Speaker 1: So white? You know, there's a sex call?
Speaker 2: How far is it from Chicago?
Speaker 1: Like forty five minutes. It's a different market. But I
tried to do Instagram in Batavia and it wouldn't let me.
But yeah, I sted to do in Chicago.
Speaker 2: You couldn't get on Instagram.
Speaker 1: No, I tried. By the way, I have all green marks.
When you look at status of your account. It's been
over a year. I finally have all green Good job, man,
you did it all right. So Raleigh, North Carolina, Atlanta, Hello,
Magic City, Hamilton, Canada, Toronto.
Speaker 2: I might go to that rally gig by the way
if you're there on that.
Speaker 14: Dude, come and hang, come and bang, okay Toronto, Toronto, Toronto, Dallas,
fen Worth, Huntington, Austin for my comedy special, Come watch
the Magic Albuquerque. And then closing out the year, Oh no,
then I'm going to be at the thousandth episode sold
out guys, sorry, Lawrence, Kansas.
Speaker 1: Then I'm gonna be in go down.
Speaker 2: But they really stretched on that name of that comedy club. Huh,
the Comedy Club of Lawrence and Lawrence, Kansas.
Speaker 1: They're great. Tulsa, and then finally a couple left here,
uh Tulsa and then Austin again.
Speaker 2: It's like those English soccer teams that are just called
like you know but stuff, or even like l a
f C. You know what I mean, It's like, come on,
we couldn't get a mascot, you know what I mean,
We're just l a f C Charlotte f C. Yeah,
it's like, what could be the Lions.
Speaker 1: So Johnny expansion looks like it's coming to the NBA. Yeah,
I just saw Seattle's probably gonna be the Super Socks.
What do you think the Vegas team should be called?
You have a thought already. I imagine I have somebody
will never happen. The Ronan, Yeah, the Vegas Ronan. It's
just a Samurai mask gambler.
Speaker 2: No, they wouldn't say game, dude.
Speaker 1: Every team that goes to l Vegas is called the Gamblers.
It's the curse name.
Speaker 2: Maybe like them the oh they already took magic uh,
Orlando's got the Magic Dragons, the Dragons. I was about
to say Vegas Dragons. I can get a little nod
to Chinese New Year, which.
Speaker 1: Is yeah, the Chinese love that. They love basket. All
the dragons would be.
Speaker 2: Not the Renegades, maybe something like that.
Speaker 1: See Seattle with their hockey team. They're like, what the
big Bigfoots are in Utah? Right?
Speaker 2: The Ripoffs?
Speaker 1: Maybe the Yeah, yeah, the Vegas ripoffs, the resort fees.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Las Vegas resort fees. Yeah, they went every night,
because how do you lose when you can just charge
people fifteen dollars for breathing airly ridiculous? Oh so stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's gonna be that location though, where that arena
is gonna be.
Speaker 1: So they're gonna build. No, they're gonna play the team mobile, right,
is that where UFC flights happen? Yeah? Yeah, Hockey that's
where they're gonna play.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, and the baseball. But the baseball that's such
an awesome spot where But the.
Speaker 1: Problem is you're bringing in a shitty owner and what's
why is he gonna suddenly pay? That's the problem with
bringing in the athletics a shitty owner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they do suck. Speaking of sports, while we're doing
our Oh.
Speaker 1: Can I go real quick? I don't want to move
too far off Madge City.
Speaker 2: Oh you got a Magic City comment?
Speaker 1: Okay, So one of my favorite rappers, Killer Mike, from
Running Jewels. Killer was attempting to say how come you
guys are mad at Magic City at an NBA game,
and then he started posting pictures of kids at Hooters.
Yeah exactly. I mean it's so dumb, and he's such
a great entertainer. I like when he's on Bill Maher
he has some really good That is the dumbest equivalent
I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: Is he trying to say it's a racing Yeah, that's
what he's.
Speaker 1: Trying to say. Dude, guys, you guys have will you
look up Magic City real quick? On here, you guys
have no for you know, you don't know what Magic
City is. It's considered one of the greatest strip hours
of all time. Google this, well, don't show it then
just look.
Speaker 2: Whoa Okay, what are you what are you looking to see?
Speaker 1: I'm just looking for this like that up there, that
picture right there? Nope, over the chick.
Speaker 2: Wait is that it right there though with all the
water parkings.
Speaker 1: No, that's not Magic City in Atlanta. That's a different
Magic City. I'm talking. Why won't you hit the chick?
Why won't I mean, do you think that's like that's
Magic City right there?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not gonna Well, I guess that's fine.
Speaker 1: There's nothing there all right, right, that's Magic City. And
by the way, Magic City is the place where Patrick
Ewing bang chicks in the back room.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's a documentary about it on Stars of course.
Speaker 1: Of course. I mean you wait to equate Hooters. Which
is the only thing that Magic City and Hooters have
in common is wings. That's it. That's the only thing
they're known for.
Speaker 2: The way, if you're eating wings at a strip club,
you've done something wrong, You've made a well.
Speaker 1: They're known for their their lemon pepper wings.
Speaker 2: That's what you want. If you're a stripper, some guy
with lemon pepper wing. That's what they listen wings there,
that's all I wanted. But you go there, it's hot
black ass and you love your life. Okay, there's a
lot of black women at Hooters. Okay, it's not a
racial thing. It is level of adult.
Speaker 1: Magic City is where Patrick Ewing used to bank strippers
in the back room. Do you understand Hooters doesn't have
a champagne room. Okay, Hooters doesn't have a DJ going,
welcome to the main stage, urethraw, you know, like none
of that stuff, you right, I mean, none of that stuff,
None of that stuff. It's not the same thing. Please,
So I comment that I go Magic, I go, Come on,
Killer Mike, you're comparing Hooters to Magic City. I go
the place where patricuing bank strippers in the back room,
and this one guy goes, nobody asks you to get
involved like some black guys.
Speaker 2: It's twitter.
Speaker 1: He goes, who asked you to join? I go your
mom and they got really quiet, you know, But I
mean it's.
Speaker 2: Like, that's your own that's your own trick. Dude, you
brought the woman into it. And now the guys shut up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can't, you can't. You can't compare Hooters to this.
This is why Hooters are closing because their food's not
good enough and they're boring. Now, I mean, those orange
shorts are garbage Hooters.
Speaker 2: Hotel that Oil in Vegas that we stayed in during
the five hundred, that is the worst hotel. Yeah in Vegas.
Speaker 1: Vegas is just kidding. They're they're losing the details. And
that's what happens when corporate they start cutting back on
everything because the new CEO's got to act like he's
making more money than the old CEO. So so when
you see something that says under new management, just know
you're gonna pay more for less.
Speaker 2: Hard rock. Hotel going up looks cool, though, that car
looks bad cool man. It's gonna be able to see
from the move it's gonna be tall man. I'm gonna,
I'm gonna try to I'm gonna. I love staying in
a new hotel, like when they love that we should
try to go when it opens.
Speaker 1: And because did I say this last time? But like
I always used to like to hang out, stay over
the night at chicks that I met that I was
banging because it's like it's like a new knight to
the hotel. It was so much fun. Yeah, so much fun.
Speaker 2: I'm not complete opposite. I'm out of there, Baby, I'm gone.
Speaker 1: Johnny doesn't want to stay.
Speaker 2: Not trying, Johnny, What else do you got?
Speaker 1: Can I tell some quick stories? Get here?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean I got I got some things. Okay,
if we're doing the sports thing right now, let me
uh actually, uh well hold on, we got it.
Speaker 1: I love that that white guy in the Spurs was like,
please get rid of Magic City. It's degrading the women.
Do those women look great?
Speaker 2: Women? Really?
Speaker 1: Do they look degraded?
Speaker 2: Who said that?
Speaker 1: Does this shake look like she's fighting the patriarchy?
Speaker 2: No? Truly?
Speaker 1: Who said that that that new white center on the Spurs,
that they got from canuck or. Yeah. Yeah, he's just
an idiot, dude.
Speaker 2: So we were while we're on the sports thing, did
I lose it?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: No, here it is. Okay. So we talked about this
a couple of weeks ago, and boy, there's a big development.
This is the so the forty nine ers have and
this is Kittle, theer Titan. Uh have a stadium right
next to this like substation. And they're one of, if
not the most injured teams in the NFL now.
Speaker 1: In the last five years, the most injured team, and
there this year they were third. And the bartender at
the common store starts screaming at me, Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah,
this is one of the things he's screaming about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I forgot you said.
Speaker 1: Nobody said that, nobody's proved it. I'm like, and he's
the nicest guy, but he went agent Smith on me
real quick.
Speaker 2: So John Lanch the GM kind of poo pooed it,
and then the NFL debunked it. But this is a
bombshell from Kittle, who's a player there.
Speaker 1: Oh you turned it off?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, is it unmeeded?
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 15: It's put a really good you check our fullback, and
he said, as a professional athlete, you're always trying to
get one percent better, Like is this ice tub, is
this rehab recovery thing? Is this red light therapy? Is
it makes me one percent better? Because then you can
stack all those up and you're like, hey, you're three
percent better than the next guy because you're doing all
this stuff. If something's affected, like negatively zero point two
five percent, you don't want to know about it, Like
whether it's say this type of cleat is hurting me,
this type of shoulder pads is like increase my risk
to get hurt.
Speaker 6: You probably change that.
Speaker 15: So I think all we're saying is as players is
like we would just like to look.
Speaker 6: Into it to make sure it's not something right.
Speaker 15: That's what I would just appreciate, Like, hey, this isn't
going to affect you guys, And then if they come
out and they do some restart, it's like, no, your
guys are good, then I don't think we'll think about
it now. One thing that messes me up with this,
this is crazy. This is tough my rookie season. There
used to be trees in between the lexical substation and
our practice facility. And there's a fence there too, and
above the fence.
Speaker 2: Hold on just a second. People are saying they can't
hear that.
Speaker 1: So let me just make sure Johnny go to my
dates again. Let me push my dates again.
Speaker 2: I can't do that.
Speaker 1: And I'm always kidding Johnny. God, you're so serious, such
a serious guy.
Speaker 2: The problem with Oh, we almost came back on the spurs.
Speaker 1: We lost by four. We're down twenty four. Holy shit.
Speaker 2: All right, let's try that again. We had I had
to power cycle the switchers, so there's a power sucket.
Speaker 6: All the trees had no leaves on them year round.
Speaker 2: All right, let me here, let me I'm just gonna
I don't think anybody heard that, So I'm gonna run
that again.
Speaker 1: Brother Jewels, fast singing, Brother, Jewels, fast singer. Brother. That's
the electromagnet fields next to the San Francisco forty nine.
Is the reason why there have been so many injuries
on the team, because it's yeah, it is a softening
muscle tissue. That is the theory. Right, what is your
take on this conspiracy theory?
Speaker 6: Let's see.
Speaker 15: I think one of my teammates put a really good cale.
You check our fullback and he said, as a professional athlete,
you're always trying to get one percent better, Like is
this ice tub, is this rehab recovery thing?
Speaker 6: Is this red light therapy? Is it makes me one
percent better?
Speaker 15: Because then you stack all those up and you're like, hey,
you're three percent better than the next guy because you're
doing all this stuff. If something's affect you, like negatively
zero point twenty five percent, you'd want to know about it,
Like whether it's say this type of cleat is hurting me,
this type of shoulder pads is like increasing my risk
to get hurt.
Speaker 6: You probably change that.
Speaker 15: So I think all we're saying is as players, is
like we would just like to look into it.
Speaker 6: To make sure it's not something right.
Speaker 15: That's what I would just appreciate, like, hey, this isn't
going to affect you guys, And then if they come
out and they do some research, it's like, no, your
guys are good, then I don't think we'll think about it.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 15: One thing that messes me up with it this is
tough my rookie season. There used to be trees in
between the lexical substations you heard this and our practice facilities,
and there's a fence there too, and above the fence,
all the trees had no.
Speaker 6: Leaves on them year round. That's kind of weird. All dead.
Speaker 15: There's a couple bunches of leaves every once in a while,
and it was like that, no one notices it until
you pointed out to people, Like I didn't point it
out to coach Shanahan until like twenty twenty one. Yeah,
like of that pointed out to me, my rookie Seaton.
I was like, that's kind of weird. Yeah, it is
what it is. But then this year the NFL came
in and cut them all down.
Speaker 6: So it's only us that said know that that was
the truth.
Speaker 1: I don't think it, dude, that's crazy. I love that.
Listen he's saying something, try not to get in trouble. Yes,
and he said, you know, we just want you to
check into it. They're never going to check into it.
You know why, because that's gonna cost millions and millions
of dollars. You guys are just passing through, sadly. You
guys are passing through. Now. You guys just signed what's
his face from from Tampa, the wide receiver Mike who
has an injury history. You're bringing them into radio activity.
I didn't think about the fuck on that. I wouldn't
do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they were between a rock and hard place
because on one side you have a whatever power company that is,
so they have to now admit that electric radiation from
an electrical substation causes disease or something that's never gonna happen.
That's a multi multi multi billion dollar and that has
multi billion dollar implications. And then you have hundreds of
millions of dollars implied if they have to move a stadium.
Speaker 1: So it's like they're never they'll shut down that thing
and pay for it to move. They're never gonna drop
the money that would take it happy.
Speaker 2: I bet you it quietly moves. A couple of years
from now, that substation like gets relocated and just.
Speaker 1: And what poor place is gonna get that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, some some poor neighborhood dude.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't sign with the forty nine ers for all
the tea in China, and you know it's a lot
of tea.
Speaker 2: That's a lot of tea. Bro.
Speaker 1: Imagine if all the tea in China just got dumbed
at your house, your neighbors be like.
Speaker 2: What the hell, bro, that's a lot of tea.
Speaker 1: While Johnny look up how much tea is in China?
Speaker 2: How much? Okay, I'll ask GBT how much tea is
in China? Bro an insane amount. Bro China is the
number one T producer on Earth by a mile, trying
to produces three million metric tons of tea?
Speaker 1: Dude, how many blocks?
Speaker 2: How many blocks? What do you mean a block?
Speaker 1: Like a neighborhood block? How much would it just bury
your block? I mean, dude, someone gave you all the teas.
Speaker 2: That's a weird question because of how high are you
stacking it?
Speaker 1: Stack it?
Speaker 2: But say tell me.
Speaker 1: How high you got stack it so it doesn't keep
falling down.
Speaker 2: No, just like six feet high, like as tall as
a person.
Speaker 1: We'll go six.
Speaker 2: This is the dumbest. How many Just let's ask retarded
questions at chattyby t how many neighborhood blocks would that
Phil if you stacked the six feet high? Chattobet is like,
I don't know, I've never been asked something that's stupid before.
All right, let's sanity check this while some back with
some back of the napkin mask. China produces three million
metric tons for a year. That's a ship ton.
Speaker 1: Is that a butt ton, a crab ton, or shit? Shit?
Speaker 2: If you stack it six feet high, that would be
about seven and forty city blocks.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that'd be the whole valley.
Speaker 2: Thanks for that, Sam, We needed that information.
Speaker 1: Fun facts with Johnny Woodard and chat ept.
Speaker 2: All Right, so it's gonna look like we're just hammering
on a certain type of person right now.
Speaker 1: We are.
Speaker 2: I promise that we're not doing it intentionally. They're just
having a bad week.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So this was Glenn Greenwald on and I didn't This
is something that's been true for a long time that
I hadn't heard about. So this is Glenn Greenwald on
Tucker again talking some insane shit right here.
Speaker 1: Run the Jewels, Fast, Run the It.
Speaker 16: Never got a lot of attention, and it drives me
very crazy to this day because it's so preposterous and
what it really predates October seven. I would say it's
now up to thirty five or thirty six states in
the United States, the vast majority of which you are
red states, but not all that have an acted laws
that make it a requirement if you want a government
contract that you certify that you do not support a
boycott of Israel, and a lot of people who had
contracts before the balls passed ended up getting fired because
they refused.
Speaker 2: There have been hurricane relief.
Speaker 16: Uh aid that cities have conditioned on signing a form
that says you don't support a boycott of Israel.
Speaker 2: Think of there have been really all.
Speaker 16: Kinds of firings and universities for people who criticize Israel.
Speaker 1: So it's been developing for a while. Now it just start.
Speaker 17: Hurricane and relief was predicated on a signed statement that
you don't support a boycott first, in other words, you
don't even have to be.
Speaker 2: Boy that's Uh, that's going to feel a lot of
anti semitism right there.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's going to feel a lot of anti sanitism.
Oh my god, they didn't do anything.
Speaker 2: Had you heard that? That's on that's a real dude.
Speaker 1: Yes, But I taught came about that forever.
Speaker 2: I'd heard about the government contract thing. But the idea
that there was hurricane relief predicated man like, why isn't
everybody pissed off?
Speaker 1: But because we're successful?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's it's ridiculous, dude. And then now I
I won't play it where he said it, but uh.
Speaker 1: Play it?
Speaker 2: You want me to play it? Okay, play it. I'll
say that. Okay. So Tucker Carlson is worried that he
because they have started to release things that he only texted,
like text with people in Iran. Uh, that they might
prosecute him for talking to Iranians like and arranging to
do interviews and stuff before this war asiage under the
Espionage Act. Yeah, and there's like some real gathering stuff.
Speaker 1: You talked to Israel all day?
Speaker 2: Oh of course. Yeah. Well and I say, yeah, and
this is the exactly Sam. So then I saw this
clip which.
Speaker 17: Is IDF officers in Gon, foreign military officers and the Pentagon,
bunch of Israeli Defense Force officers in the.
Speaker 2: Let me just make sure everybody can hear that.
Speaker 1: Can you hear it? Boys and girls?
Speaker 2: All right? So let's share.
Speaker 1: Say it. Run it, run run it, fuck slow mo.
Speaker 17: RUNF officers in the Pentagon, Foreign military officers in the Pentagon,
bunch of Israeli Defense Force officers in the Pentagon that
week and during that week, ask anyone who works at
the Pentagon. They enraged American Pentagon staff by just barging
into meetings giving orders. Pagon nobody did anything about it.
You're in military officer, barge into military headquarge into a
meeting and start demanding, we want this, we want that.
Speaker 2: You need to get on this.
Speaker 1: Huh.
Speaker 17: The more you allow that kind of deeply unhealthy behavior
before you're going to get Yeah, And that's exactly what
has happened.
Speaker 1: And Johnny, this is why nobody, this is why everybody
is either silent or silently happy that I ran as
pushing back, which is the weirdest thing in the world,
because your country.
Speaker 2: Is and you don't want American men and women.
Speaker 1: You don't want Americans to die there. They're reporting that
whole units are not wanting to go die. Whole units.
Speaker 2: Why would you for this?
Speaker 1: There is an existential crisis going on at the Pentagon.
This stuff is happening. The troops don't want to die
for Israel. They don't want to go over there and die.
I mean, dude, I'm telling you, bro. People think it's
getting worse. I think it's slowly getting better. I think
people are waking up to it every day. And you
know that that David Goldberd thing that came out where
he's Sephler project Zephler, I believe it was where they're
gonna want to put us all into camps. Might be true, dude,
but I mean it seems like day by day, regardless
of what APAC is doing, they're losing their power and influence.
And when stuff like this comes out, it starts to
make people start to really wake up that we have
been cooked by the Bank of England, dude.
Speaker 2: And I think this clip right here is proof of that.
While all this shit is going on, you've got Trump
going to talk to Jake Paul of all people, and
this is the kind of shit that, you know, the
kind of high level discussion that they got.
Speaker 1: It's idiocracy, dude.
Speaker 2: I mean, it truly is here.
Speaker 18: I was a bit shocked to like everyone else in
the world was like, this is the greatest thing, and
I think what you're doing is phenomenal, and it was
shocked that so many activists, like in America didn't like it.
But meanwhile they're like, oh, well, we support women, we
want women to have all these rights. Meanwhile, you're liberating
the women of our liberating then they have with it.
Speaker 1: I love the Paul brothers. This is no different than
you remember when Britney Spears is like we should definitely
go in Iraq. We should remember when they had her
say that shit vaguely. Will you look that up where
Britney Spears was vocal about the war. Will you look
that up?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I mean that's got to be This is it.
Speaker 1: This is idiocrasy. I like the Paul Brothers. I actually
like what they've done. And Sony does content creating and
isn't he near where they are? I think they're amazing.
This is just idiocrasy, all right, it is. This is
Britney Spears opining on See if you can find the
video where she said, okay, let me just make sure
like you get hurted. Oh yeah, what how old is
she there?
Speaker 2: I don't know old enough. She's like twenty something.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean, dude, Olympiscy got in trouble because they
were knocking the bottom out of this at her peak.
Remember we were.
Speaker 2: Like, oh, dude, you're begging the whole band.
Speaker 1: No, but the lead singer, Fred Durs started dating her
and they're like, dude, you're dating Britney Spears. I have
no respect for you. It's like, dude, that was peep Spears. Bro.
Speaker 2: No, that's what dude, that was.
Speaker 1: That's what you're supposed to do. Knock the bottom out
of it.
Speaker 2: I completely agree.
Speaker 12: All right, trust our president, And honestly, I think we
should just trust our president in every decision that he makes,
and we should just support that, you know, and be
faithful in what happens.
Speaker 17: Do you trust this person?
Speaker 19: Yes?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 2: Wait was that Tucker? Was that Tucker doing that interview?
Speaker 12: You go back for the current military strikes and be
faithful in what happens.
Speaker 17: Do you trust this president?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Do you support the current military strikes against aph Janis did? Yeah?
Speaker 19: I didn't.
Speaker 2: Come on, dude, who the hell is asking her?
Speaker 1: Now? Let's go watch Jake Paul do the exact same thing.
Speaker 2: It's so funny. Yeah, yeah, truly, No, that is the
exact same thing. I guess.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's just stupid. Try and convince stupid. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But and then also Trump, I mean I guess that
does that like suggest desperation to you that he is?
Speaker 1: Uh, dude, he can't believe people don't love this, Like
he's like war presidents get loved. He's the first war president. Well,
I mean Biden even though true, well they told him
it was a ninety ten thing. Yeah, it was true.
It was like, didn't you say this earlier with dual citizenship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was we.
Speaker 1: Pulled Americans who were also Israelis and they're ninety percent
behind this. Dude, we didn't tell them Israeli.
Speaker 2: Mister, mister president. We've got some tremendous pulling on the
Iran war. Yeah, we pulled all the Americans.
Speaker 1: That's a big problem right now in our society. Lying
is acceptable.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, I mean statistics, as we've learned, are worse
than lines usually. Okay, well, just that was very confusing.
Speaker 4: We support gaze, but they throw gaze off the buildings.
Speaker 8: Okay, we support this to the things they do.
Speaker 2: When we're done, there won't be any buildings to throw
them off of. We're gonna there'll be no buildings left.
Speaker 1: You were gone into all all these countries. They are
way worse off since you were there. You can't convince
everybody your nation building and you were told don't go into.
Speaker 2: Iran and you didn't want to do anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you mocked any president thought he was
going to do it, and your your son in law
light right to your fucking face, and he just made
you one of the worst presidents ever exist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he just totally cucked him out.
Speaker 4: Man, they're fighting.
Speaker 8: But I think I have tremendous support on this. This
is something that's been incredible.
Speaker 1: Are live.
Speaker 8: And this, this is something that's been incredible. I have
the best poll numbers I've ever had, now what, And
it's not because of this. I think we've just you know,
the economy is great. It's a little bit of a
we take a little winding road for a little while.
It's an evil curse. They're evil people.
Speaker 1: I mean, says the it says the country that's bombed
fucking says the guy that's bombed eight countries in a year.
Isn't that he called him so Trump arrangement system. I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll be that this time.
Speaker 1: I don't like any president, Okay, just understand that. And
I've even said that Trump is probably better than most
of the people before this. Iran shit. I'm telling you, dude, you.
Speaker 2: Have said that. I don't agree necessarily, but like you're
there's an argument man for sure that he was before
this was better. Uh now, Massy this week and it's
just gonna seem like we're hammering Trump here, but we can't. Uh.
He talked about with the Epstein thing, how Trump threatened him. Uh,
pretty seriously.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 2: And and now, I mean Trump's been in Kentucky campaigning
against Thomas Passy, which is just disgusting. Presidently got mad
at me.
Speaker 6: You know you've heard me say this before.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 20: He called me on the phone three times while I
was on the floor of the House.
Speaker 2: I've let it go to voicemail three times.
Speaker 1: He's got snaggle too. I didn't look at those look
at those vampire teeth.
Speaker 6: Yeah he doesn't.
Speaker 21: But it was all zeros, you know, like and I
think it's a werewolf with all zeros. So I did
call the White House back, and that's they put Trump
on the line, and he said, I'm coming eat.
Speaker 3: You like you've never seen, never in your life before.
Speaker 2: Pretty good, I've seen the way in which I will
come at you.
Speaker 6: I'm more popular than you in Kentucky and you know it.
Speaker 16: I'm back in your primary opponent and you're gonna lose.
Speaker 20: And then I tried to talk to him about the
Constitution and that it required us to vote, and he
started screaming at me for three minutes, and then he
repeated everything again.
Speaker 2: And you know, hung up on me.
Speaker 1: What do you think of that snaggletooth massy don't so.
Speaker 6: Do you know that?
Speaker 1: You have you heard it? He was beating his opportent
fifty percent. Trump goes to Kentucky. He's now winning seventy
five percent to twenty five percent.
Speaker 2: Oh really, yeah, Oh that's fast.
Speaker 1: His numbers went up.
Speaker 2: That's crazy, man. He really has.
Speaker 1: Lost he's lost it all.
Speaker 2: Johnny, you sent me this the other day. This is
a h I don't know quite what to.
Speaker 1: I don't know what. Well that was after you showed
me your sisters.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I mean that's my sister so on the farm.
Speaker 1: She the other morning at like six am, she was
eleven eleven eleven, She.
Speaker 2: Was driving down to do farm shit, and she saw sickles. Johnny,
the classic, the classic triangle in the sky, you know,
three lights and then a third a fourth light that
was kind of floating in the middle. Let me see
if I can find the video I posted if I
kind of zoomed in on it to make it a
little more obvious. Uh, it was. Uh, it's kind of
similar to what I saw years ago in the sky. Yeah,
here it is. It's not This video looks shitty. If
it had been me there. I would have taken a
great video, but she said it kind of freaked her out.
She said that it u when she saw it, she
was worried they were looking at her.
Speaker 1: Uh I probably were, dude, She's lucky. They don't probe women. Yeah,
the only probe the men's.
Speaker 2: So let me here. This is not like again, I
know this isn't that impressive, because but this is what
since Sam brought it up, I'm gonna show you guys this.
I slowed it down by fifty percent, but otherwise it's
just cropped. You can see. And she said they hovered
there for like, what is have ten minutes. That's a
reflection from the lights, like the lens flare from the lights.
But she said, this this thing just with the three
the three lights stayed exactly as they were. The three
lights on on the corners just stayed like that, and
then this fourth light just kind of moved around a
little like it was almost like a scanning Yeah. Possibly,
or it was like a sort of a like what
would you say, like a smaller vessel that was deployed
by that vessel. Vessel. Now it fits, you know, the
classic profile. We're not far from Fort Braggett. It fits
the profile Fragon that uh, by the way, the worst
Civil War general and they named for you know, the
four f.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's what they do. They take a piece
of shit. They're like, let's honor him. Yeah, go to Washington.
You see any name of a street after somebody, just
know that guy's war criminal. So let's go look at
the other one, Johnny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just to say, I just gotta bring that.
Speaker 1: Johnny, you gotta bring that. Bring it back, now, bring
it back, now, come on.
Speaker 2: All right? And so then you sent me this, which
is from a guy on Reddit who said that he
caught this on his quad C copter trying to shoot
a thunderstorm. And it I don't even know how to
describe it. It's it looks like a laser, a green laser, Yeah,
coming from nothing, just out of the sky. Yeah, scanning, yeah, scanning,
but from no apparent source. I mean, just from the
other side of the veil. You know, if you're gonna use.
Speaker 1: A biblot, what it is that dude?
Speaker 2: Like, what do you I can't begin to guess what
that is, you know, No, I.
Speaker 1: Have no clues. Just super weird. There's a little light
over there. Yeah, Johnny describe it. It's just a green
light in the Yeah, it's just that green light light,
and it just looks like if you're walking. It kind
of looks like if you're walking down into your basement
the lights are off and you're just flashing the light around.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, I heard some people suppose that it was
another drone or a helicopter or something that and somebody
just has a laser, a powerful laser, which you know,
if you have a powerful lf laser, you can project
it for miles and miles. Uh, and they're just dicking around,
but or maybe scanning for drones like his drone kind
of or some kind of military application like trying to
assess his drone. But yeah, that's a weird one, dude, that's.
Speaker 1: A really weird one.
Speaker 2: Dude, is what are you in the chat? What do
you think? Space lasers? Yeah, that's the that's that's all
you can say. Green lantern. Yeah, that's kind of like
have you seen the trailer green lantern? We can't play
it on.
Speaker 1: That's the dumb the dumps.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're promoting.
Speaker 1: Your stuff, you dumb asses.
Speaker 2: Dumbasses, No, I agree, it's uh.
Speaker 1: But Johnny do you think that the oscars still mean
anything to America.
Speaker 2: It seems to be, yeah, because so many people were
talking about it, right, Like, you can't like people in
my personal sphere.
Speaker 1: Well you're a movie dork.
Speaker 2: No, But like just family and stuff we're talking about.
I think it could just be LA people though, like
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Speaker 2: So I had a real problem with this. Did you
see that that spy asshole boost de Monte went on
Patrick Bett Davis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he won't have me on where.
Speaker 2: Okay, I love it when you do that. You say
what the clip is and I'm about to play right
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Speaker 1: Sorry, he's shut up. Come on, dude, welcome to Johnny Talks.
Speaker 2: It does kind of undercut the clip, right, I'm not talking.
I'm gonna play the clip when you say what the
clip said right before I'm about to play it.
Speaker 1: Okay. They really emotionally affected me.
Speaker 2: Okay, real, So this is what what is his name,
boosta Monte or whatever? He He had this debate. Did
you see the debate he had with John Kyaku where
he was just defending the government lying to us about.
Speaker 1: He was like, Britney Spears, I trust the.
Speaker 2: Government, Yeah exactly, yeah, And he said that he essentially
said that the government, even when they spy on their
own people, it's kind of within their purview, the CIA,
because because they're protecting us from things that we can't
possibly understand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they would never do anything wrong.
Speaker 2: No right, and they wouldn't abuse the puppet.
Speaker 1: Did the guy who brought back to Jerry Curl?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: I only want to see that haircutt and Kenny g
you better have a flute, bitch.
Speaker 2: So he went on Patrick Bettdavid, a guy I'm not
fond of. I know you like him. He went on
Patrick Bettdavid and said this as you previewed just a
moment ago.
Speaker 1: Johnny, I love the preview.
Speaker 22: You've not done Rogan.
Speaker 3: I've not done Rogan.
Speaker 1: Why haven't you done Rogan?
Speaker 3: So Rogan actually knowingly is passing.
Speaker 2: Me up like the entitlement. Oh, he's passing the biggest
podcast in the world.
Speaker 1: And let me on where I should be on where
I mean, dude.
Speaker 2: He's the biggest podcast in the world.
Speaker 1: Not going on Rogan shish Kabob's people's brains se people
go crazy.
Speaker 2: What is that? It's it's like saying car nobody went
sat around. Can't believe Carson like no, I mean people
did say no, but like a B tier podcaster who's
a CIA lap dog complaining about it, Like really.
Speaker 1: I just don't think why you think you have to.
Speaker 2: Be on or deserve to it's deserve. He thinks he
deserves to be on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like I should be there.
Speaker 2: I can't. I know, Sam Tripley, I can't believe Rogan
has an Emmy on Sam.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it's unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I have a book coming out the.
Speaker 2: Way he said that, Yeah, yeah he has on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it knowingly is passing me up. Yeah so I
have a book coming out. I know we've we've talked
about it off camera. My publisher actually reached out to
The Joe Rogan Show to make sure they were aware
of me and my upcoming book, and their producer wrote
back and said, Joe knows Andy, Joe's been tracking Andy.
Speaker 2: No, we should say. Jen Kiriaku, our guest on Tiafa,
said that this guy wasn't even like a real spy.
I think he's more a spy now in his position
in podcasting than he was when he was in the
Yeah person truly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Joe, Joe does not want to talk to Andy.
Speaker 6: Very interesting.
Speaker 1: I don't really want Patrick.
Speaker 3: I have a silly theory because when I interviewed with Lex,
and I have tremendous respect for Lex Friedman. When I
interviewed with Lex, it was before I really understood that
during these interviews there's a bit of a game that
you play with the host. Right, So I made Lex
look bad on his own show, and a lot of
the comments that came out afterwards, a lot of the
reasons that that show did so well is because people
are commenting on what their opinions are for the ways
that I made Lex look bad. And there are apparently
a lot of people out there that liked Lex looking bad.
And then when that started going to Twitter and that
started going to Instagram, I actually got some messages from
Lex saying, why would you why would you encourage people
to say such mean things? He said that to you, Yeah,
Lex said that, yeah, yeah yeah. And I went back
and I didn't I wasn't even tracking social media, right,
I went back into my shorter media feed, and I
saw where people were saying bad things, and I saw
where I clicked the thumbs up on whatever they were saying,
just because I was clicking, you know, like to everything.
And I actually wrote Lex back and I was like, hey, man,
I don't really know what I'm doing. I apologize for
hurting your feelings when you go back and recant it.
And there's actually on Twitter you can see me going
back and saying, hey, Lex was a great interviewer. If
you think I looked good on this interview, it's only
because he was asking good questions. But nevertheless, when I
left Lex's studio, he and Joe Rogan are good friends,
and he was like, Joe's just down the street. I
bet Joe would love to have a conversation with you.
And then just a few days later, everything went tits
up on the internet and Lex stopped talking to me.
Speaker 22: So if that makes sense, because I don't, I don't
see what Joe is very loyal to his friends, very
loyal to his core core friends, very loyal to him Shoe.
I'm not surprised that that's probably what could have happened, because.
Speaker 1: Or he just does a want to interview him because
he thinks he's a spook or or he's heard that
he isn't even what he says he is. But still
it's like Joe Rogan has everybody on, so it's like
maybe you had a chance, but now you're like why
he doesn't want him on. I mean, like that's how
you don't get on, and so dumb dude, like it's
just stupid, Like, yeah, you don't deserve anything. Everything is
a blessing that's given to you.
Speaker 2: He's actively not having me on. He's actively he knows
I exist and he's not having me on.
Speaker 1: It's always you listen to these trolls. It's like I
always I stopped watch the only comedy YouTube show that
does like commentary on comedy that I watches Joke World,
because he definite he does. You know those two guys,
they do a show where they're like, it's like the
e entertainment of comedy, right. They tend to promote or
talk about what's going on. I guess they tend to
be more of the positive side. They tend to be
very supportive of comedians and kind of express the latest
thing happening in the comedy world and there's people who
started like that and then dude, they do one negative title,
like you know, oh blah blah Blah's career is in
jeopardy and they get so many views on that they
start chasing that goes right up, and then they lose everything.
It's like this thing I said, Man, if you start
going after your peers or you start just shitting on
people for the sake of shitting on people, you get
to a very dark place because nobody likes that person.
And Joe doesn't owe this guy anything.
Speaker 2: No, that's yeah, that's it's just it wasn't that just gross?
Like yeah, it's it's like he's like, you know, it's like,
you know, it's just like love hair.
Speaker 1: I just like, I'm like, I don't have anything personally
against this guy. I don't know, I do, Yeah I do,
but it just it just reeks of like like entitlement.
Speaker 2: Dude, exactly. Yeah that's the word, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Dude. I'm good friends with the guy I was not
for eight years.
Speaker 2: A couple of things. I went to the sphere by
the way, I saw that odd Wizard of Oz thing. Dude,
the AI was so terrible and oh really, oh no,
the kids will love it might be a little scary,
but like when the house comes down, but dude, the
AI like the faces and stuff blown up like looks
so bad.
Speaker 1: Really, they need to talk. Whoever did that Yahoo video?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they ruined the movie, like they cut so
much out of it that it's not a good movie.
And the women talking the whole time, full conversations.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of that.
Speaker 2: It was, so I highly don't recommend that.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that.
Speaker 2: I just want to tell you one crazy thing. So
I was in bed the other night and Danielle was asleep.
Speaker 1: Are these are stories? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I just want to tell you this is like takes
three seconds. Uh, and I this is because this is
so crazy. Like I was like, I'm gonna see if
telepathically I can wake her up with my mind, okay,
And I looked at her and thought wake up. And
then I was like it didn't work. And then like
ten seconds past, I'm like, no way, I gotta like
get emotional and like express myself. So then I in
my head I like felt it like an actor, you know,
And I was thinking of something horrible happening, and I
was like wake up, and dude, she starts like shaking
like this while she's asleep, like like you know, like
you're trying to wake up from sleep prolessies, like really
spazzing out, dude, Like I had to shake her. It
was the weird It was like really free.
Speaker 1: Did you tell her you psychically woke her?
Speaker 12: I did.
Speaker 22: Yeah.
Speaker 2: She said, don't do it. Shit, I'm gonna try it
again though, just for some.
Speaker 1: Girlfriend puts up with.
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 13: Though?
Speaker 1: By the way, everyone at home Johnny is living the
greatest life ever. Him and his girlfriend are doing exactly
what you're supposed to do. You're supposed to travel, see
the world, go to concerts before you have kids. They're
living the best life. He's doing the smartest way possible.
And whenever he decides to have kids, and if he
decides to have it with his girlfriend, they're gonna have
be They're gonna have it perfectly timed. You are. That's
the one thing you haven't fucked up, Johnny.
Speaker 2: Thank you, sir. I appreciate I appreciate that. Uh the
backhanded compliment there. Did you see this video?
Speaker 1: Bro?
Speaker 6: I did?
Speaker 2: I mean, it's gonna feel like where we'll just get
it all out of our system, the hammering on the Jays.
But this, this is a professor, a Yiddish professor at Harvard. Listen, though,
what this just gives you kind of in the mindset
of what we were talking about earlier, kind of what
certain people are born with, what they inherit, and what
they're up against, and why it's hard for them to
move with their thoughts.
Speaker 1: It goes against their entire wiry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, listen to what she says here. Now she again
a Yiddish Jewish American, a Yiddish professor. The language is Yiddish.
If you don't know, and you.
Speaker 19: Will say what you want us to make you look good.
Speaker 2: Now she's talking about American Jews versus Israeli Jews. Is
what she's said.
Speaker 19: That's not my job. Your job is to make us
look good. Our job is not to make you look
good American Jews, what do you have to worry about?
Your job is to make us look good. And here's
how you do it. Every one of us has to
serve three years in the army, two years in the army,
some of us five years, and then for the rest
of our lives, you have got to serve two or
three years in the army of words. You've got to
learn to fight the political battle, which is even more
important at this point than the military battle. That we
are we will fight the military battle. We're not asking
you necessarily to come and be long soldiers, although some
of you can. You've got to learn how to fight
back on the campuses, how to make the arguments. Now
they keep shifting, you know, the ground keeps shifting ariras
they keep changing the language. Intersectionality wasn't even a word
ten years ago. Now suddenly it's intersectionality. You've got to
stay on top of it. And you know how we
train for the army. We don't train for defensive warfare.
If the war against Israel ever had to be fought
on Israeli soil, do I have to tell you it's
an impossibility. So it's the same thing. Won't let the
war of words ever be fought about Israel's nature. Let
it be fought about why you can't accept Israel? Why
you have to single out this tiny people are all
on the map.
Speaker 1: She's charging right now. You know we used to play
this game. Where's God?
Speaker 19: You know, there's where is Waldem on the map? Are
you going to really tell me that this is the
country you want to blame, push the you teach them
how to defend by attacking ruth or what one says
as in fencing.
Speaker 1: You've got to do that.
Speaker 19: You've got to make demands on them. They've got to
serve for three years in the army of words.
Speaker 1: I find that just absolutely horrific. And this is when
they go into boomer shit. She's a I mean, we
all have elderly in our lives that we love. But
someone gave her a mic and literally said, no matter
what is happening, you have to defend them. And this
is why they're quiet, because they can't.
Speaker 2: So grew up being told this shit right here.
Speaker 1: This woman has inflicted mental warfare on her children and
their children, her everyone around her has been doing this
for generations. Unbelievable, and I.
Speaker 2: Mean, that was shocking to me.
Speaker 1: It's not it's shocking that it's actually said.
Speaker 2: It's said, yeah, yeah, exactly, but.
Speaker 1: It's understood by everybody else.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just the kind of thing that you never
expect to hear. You you suspect, but you never expect.
Speaker 1: And then you add Weinstein basically going just literally doing
the opposite of what she said.
Speaker 2: And he's a child of these academic types.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he comes and Johnny, it gets into this whole
thing where, let's face it, our friends, our Jewish friends,
tend to be liberal. But what this woman's saying is,
you must defend Neil Khan action.
Speaker 2: Yeah, not even defend, you must preemptively attack people who
might say bad things about neok.
Speaker 1: So, Johnny, there is this comic at the comedy store
and I used to be cool with him. I wouldn't
say we were close because we're just different ages and
we run in different groups. But it is so obvious
he does not like what I am saying anywhere. It's
so obvious that he thinks I'm anti Semitic because when
he walks by me, and he's such a twink, this guy,
he gets super stiff and just stares out and walks
past me. Really, you can feel his body locked up.
I can see it. He locks up and he waddles
past me.
Speaker 2: He just doesn't want to do it with it.
Speaker 1: He doesn't want to look make eye contact with me,
and I've stopped trying and I just don't care. It's
really sad because I will once again be vindicated. I
I you know again, Johnny. It goes back to something
I talked about with Dylan on the other show is
when you are on the side of logic, you can't mean.
You ever notice that whoever they say is can't mean.
Before it used to be the left, Now it's the right.
They're trying to meme, and because they're on the side
of common sense and logic, their memes don't hit. They
don't make any sense. This is what we're talking about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, truth has a weight.
Speaker 1: Truth has a weight, And it's why Serennight Live has
been dying for years because they won't play to the
common sense side. Nobody's gonna care if you go after
the Republicans because everyone sees how retired there. When you
ignore the left and all the stupid shit they're doing,
that's when you fucking that's when you just implode on yourself.
And that's why Sera Night Live has lost all their audience.
That's why The Daily Show is lost saw their audience.
They would only go after one side and not the
other side. And even John Stewart says stupid shit too.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, No, he's another one of these guys that
just grew up in with a certain tradition that no.
Speaker 1: It gets into and I love them, but it's also
you look at those nineties New York City comics and
they were all like anti anti authority, anti right, right.
But but when when the pendulum swung and the left
was being authoritarian and totalitarian right Clinton, they couldn't they
they were stuck. They couldn't see the force from the trees.
Speaker 2: That's why Hicks stood out so much because he called
it on both sides.
Speaker 1: With U with what's his face, George Carter.
Speaker 2: George Carlin, Yeah, yeah, he saw it.
Speaker 1: If you only call out one side, if you're on
one side, when when the other side is looking stupid
and you don't adapt to when the other side starts
looking stupid and you're still teeing off on the other side.
And all these old comics are doing it. The comedy
store comedians are very funny, they're great writers. There's nothing
provocative going on, and that is fine. And that could
be them zigging to the generation before them, zagging the
Joe Rogan, the Joey Diaz, all that stuff that we
were savages talking a lot of shit.
Speaker 2: Right, But even those guys were outstanding, exceptional in their group.
Do you get what I'm saying. So it wasn't like
they were that whole generation. They were the the that
was the store.
Speaker 1: They were, you know, like you Rogan was right.
Speaker 2: But what I'm saying there were people like those guys
you're describing now doing comedy at the time, like that
made up I would say, the better part of that generation.
They just weren't the best. You know, they weren't the
edgy ones, the ones that were really well, let me just.
Speaker 1: Say this, that that type of comedy that Rogan and
Joey Diaz was doing and Brian Holtzman and myself that
was more tolerated by everybody.
Speaker 2: Oh I got you. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: Now, And again I'm not dismissing them because they are
great writers. I really enjoy their comedy. I love watching
new comics start to pop, and I love them all.
There's very few people at the comedy store. I don't like.
There's one or two. One guy's never.
Speaker 2: Ever there, and most of them don't like you.
Speaker 1: First, well, they come with a preconceived notion that the
open micers who are ever going to do anything in
their career because they've already like, like I'm telling you
something Johnny, I am so lucky I didn't grow up
in this generation because I would have talked so much
shit out the gate that I wouldn't even be at
the store.
Speaker 2: You think you would have never gotten pass it?
Speaker 1: I would have never if I came up now. I mean,
I'm funny dude, like I have an energy on stage.
But because of what you talk about, Yeah, I would
have been taking shots at everybody because I'm stupid and
I don't unders this story.
Speaker 2: Okay, here's the real question. Would the store even have
been the place you sought out, the place you went
to for community if you came up today?
Speaker 1: Well, the comedy store has history, so everyone wants to
be there, right.
Speaker 2: But but today, though, do you think you would have
found in your community there? Would you have have to
go to one of the other scenes? Man?
Speaker 1: No, I mean I would probably have to leave La.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Austin.
Speaker 1: I should be in Austin right now when I leave
Los Angeles, Johnny, I'm treated very well in LA. I'm
a pariah.
Speaker 2: It's crazy, isn't it. I mean, it's your It's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Nobody invites Rudolph to playing their reindeer games. Nobody.
Speaker 2: I love that that idea. Have you as Rudolph back,
you know, I think you're right.
Speaker 1: I mean, I got enough zits on my nose, have
a red nose, so I mean so.
Speaker 2: So again, twenty two hundred people joining us at midnight by.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, thank you everybody. So sorry, we're going so late.
We're gonna figure out a time we might do Mondays early,
and then moved cash us to Tuesdays.
Speaker 2: Do you see the sweet that Cannae put out? Tucker
was talking about how okay the Israeli response okay. Tucker
said this in response to the confirmations that the United
States mistakenly bombed that running in girls school. It said,
it may not surprise you to learn that almost all
of our signals information that's like the intelligence out of
Iran is translated by our ally and partner in this war, Israel.
And then Cannis Owen says, and this is what it's
just really going there. It was not a mistake. Israel
is required to mass murder children because they worship ball.
Speaker 1: Johnny, I mean, dude, Solomon started worshiping pagan gods, and
he worshiped two gods, Molock and rem Fan. Dude and
Remfan is what everyone thinks to start David is actually based.
Speaker 2: Off of I've heard that that's crazy, isn't that? I mean,
so there's I mean, Cannas is really Johnny.
Speaker 1: I will never Johnny ever. I think the government has
the right to tell you what you can and cannot
do with your body, all right, yeah, after you're eighteen
years old. And the reason I say that is I
don't think we should allow children to transition before their
legal age. And I probably put that twenty one, okay,
but there is a part of me that wonders if
abortion is worshiping Moloch and not. You have to know
you're doing it. But seventy million children were killed. Seventy
mil I mean that's a lot of people.
Speaker 2: Again, what about would you let people do that with
their body?
Speaker 1: Dude, Smith, this is what happens when you're rich too long.
It's Jaden Smith and then he's out there talking about
he's dating some male rapper.
Speaker 2: He's dating a guy. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Did you just say the guy that looks like you
said the major might be dating a guy?
Speaker 2: Did you see he carried a forty thousand dollars purse
the shape like a dollhouse?
Speaker 1: Yeah with him. I mean, when your your parents were
put together by Hollywood. One's lesbian, one's gay, this is
what you get.
Speaker 2: You got what I mean. Look, he's got a forty
thousand dollars dollhouse for a person. We're going to lighten
it up a little bit as we finish here. That
was Jaden Smith just looking so stupid. Did you see
this story about a mysterious image appearing on a cloak of.
Speaker 1: The Ridge kids ruin everything? Dude, truly they ruin everything.
You know why they ruin? And this goes all the
way back to Alster Crowley because they have the money
and the access to promotion that no one else has,
and their stupid ideas get fucking amplified by the system
because they were born into the system. And their friends
all just like, yeah, go for it, dude.
Speaker 2: Did you see this? So there's this image on this.
Speaker 1: Making match box twenty money.
Speaker 2: So there's this image on this cloak.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is.
Speaker 2: From the New York Post. Let me just do Braham
story now I gotta go. Okay, We'll just gotta do
the super chats and then we'll go. There's just the
image of this cloak on this cloak of the Virgin Mary.
It's called what is it, the the Tilma of Guadalupe.
It's a cactus fiber cloak that many Christians believe bears
a miraculous image of the Virgin Mary. It's kind of
similar to the shroud of Turin.
Speaker 8: Right.
Speaker 2: There's no suggestion by analyzing it that it was painted,
and the story of its origin is that it just
miraculously appeared an image of the Virgin Mary on this cloak. Now,
they scientists have gone and looked very closely at the
eyes and they see what they think is a reflection
of what the people were looking the people looking at
the cloak when it was unveiled. Here's a photo of
the cloak and the people kind of what it would
have looked like. You see, And they're saying, they think
this image in this what I don't know how old
is the damn thing? Five hundred ears seems you don't
you don't you don't think that looks great because again,
this is not painted. This just appeared on this cloak.
And those are clearly little heads right there right like
when you say maybe what they don't that's like, I mean,
for sure, you don't think that's interesting. You're It's funny,
what impressed you don't You're not You're usually not impressed
by these kinds of things. I've noticed that about you.
In her eyeball, yeah, in her eyeball is a reflection,
because the eyes would reflect something, right of this scene
of the cloak being unveiled, is what there's suggesting here.
Speaker 1: Maybe, yeah, that's kind of crazy.
Speaker 2: It is kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: Will you zoom up on her face up there? Can
I see that close?
Speaker 2: Let me share it again?
Speaker 1: This all right?
Speaker 2: So if you see here, so these are the little people.
There's her face, and then they've expanded the image of
her face.
Speaker 1: Do you make her face as big as possible, Johnny?
Her just her.
Speaker 2: Face's as big as I can get it.
Speaker 1: That's as big as you can go. Okay, that's definitely weird.
Speaker 2: That, but I mean, again, this is not an infinite resolution.
You'd have to actually have it in hand. But they've
colorized it here so you can kind of see what
they're talking about. And this is uh yeah, so anyway,
I thought that was kind of neat. And again, this
this cloak is miraculous to begin with, according to them,
because this image just appeared on it and it's it's
not it's not decayed in hundreds of years like they
say that this material is cactus material. Yeah, would normally
have decayed by now in the image. But the image
doesn't decay. It just endures in a way that they
don't that they don't understand. Okay, just a couple more
things and we'll read these comings that.
Speaker 1: Okay, I gotta go.
Speaker 2: Okay, well we'll end on this thing that I got
to read the super chests people. I just want to
play this one Instagram. This is not something that will
take long, did you. This just pissed me off so much, dude,
So this cop in some damn place. I'm sorry. And
the camera switching has been shitty tonight guys, because I'm
using a different thing that I'm used to and it's uh,
it's just the pain of my ass. So I apologize
as we're going. So this this is uh s a p.
This is sack. I think it's isa. Sacramento Police, San
Antonio Police.
Speaker 1: Sorry.
Speaker 2: Sorry, they arrested this homeless.
Speaker 1: Guy and they left his dog, and.
Speaker 2: They left his dog and watch dude gets hit. No,
it doesn't get hit. And somebody tracked the dog down.
This woman doing the video, tracked the dog down, thankfully,
thank God, and good Samaritan track the dog down and
uh and she and she it's in a good it's
been rehomed and everything, so there's no concern about the
safety or health of the dog. But yeah, so what
wats this dude? They're arresting this guy. He's in this vehicle.
Speaker 10: Uh right here, Okay, come.
Speaker 1: Look at his dog.
Speaker 2: He's chasing his owner man, just chasing him on. Isn't
that just sad? Like what kind of dumb, dumb bassard
do you have to be?
Speaker 1: Are you're supposed to call?
Speaker 2: Like, yeah, you're supposed to Yeah, that's what There are
police in the comments like, hey, dude, this is not
by the book. You're not supposed to do that. None
of us would ever do that.
Speaker 1: Listen, being a cop is hard, but sometimes when you're
cold blooded, your cool, it just makes you look bad.
All right, Johnny, I love you. I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: I just got to read the super chests.
Speaker 1: And I gotta get up in seven hours.
Speaker 2: Seven hours. Yes, that's brutal, dude.
Speaker 1: M hmmm.
Speaker 2: Why do you have to get up so early?
Speaker 1: Because I got a business meeting.
Speaker 2: That's the early business meeting. You should do it in bed. Okay,
so this is from some dude, He says, why call
them shorties because I appreciate him. Yeah, we know that. Uh,
Flavors of the Forest garlic.
Speaker 1: Just did a super Hey dude, I got your garlic.
Speaker 2: I didn't get any garlic.
Speaker 1: I'll bring you some.
Speaker 2: I like garlic.
Speaker 1: And he wants to advertise on the show. We shall
have them advertised on Cash Daddies.
Speaker 2: Callas Jones shout out, bro Callus Jones is watching Local
Celebrity EP one one one one. Sammy, I need money
for my car six cars.
Speaker 1: No, give me some money. I need to give my
watch car a HOWK I'll suck.
Speaker 2: A dick ifey again with nineteen gay dollars, says so
many much love to you, Sam and Johnny. Why does
Johnny kind of look like the drawing of dB Cooper?
You said, are you? Are you the person who says
that every week?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Every week?
Speaker 2: Respect?
Speaker 1: Don't you dress it? Johnny?
Speaker 2: I mean the ages don't line up other than that. Uh,
it's a good theory. Justin Hicks seventy seventy three, just
getting in the shout out there TM seven and then
some other numbers. Sam looks like a greedy or me
and jeweler. Yeah, and Johnny looks like an emo edge
lord tonight, love you boys, gay dollars, holler, shout out
uh to you, TM TMO TIMO. I guess is that's
what you're calling. One voice is going. John press one says, boys,
love you here for the long haul. I appreciate that this.
Speaker 1: Is a long haul.
Speaker 2: This is our first success full live from the studio.
We tried to do it a couple of times before,
but this computer is dying.
Speaker 1: We'll get a new one.
Speaker 2: Sergio says, Sam, come back to Utah.
Speaker 1: I love Salt Lake.
Speaker 2: I've never been. Catalys Jones says Johnny are secretly Chris
Webby's alter ego. I love you. You said that before.
I don't know who Chris Webby.
Speaker 1: He's a rapper. He looks like both of us.
Speaker 2: Oh he does.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he did something about the Epsteins. Oh.
Speaker 2: I think he's got like a ton of tattoos on him, right.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but he doesn't have on his face,
but he looks exactly.
Speaker 2: Like he's got like the Sleepers. Fly Guy two three
two eight says watch Tucker's last two videos and see
the truth. It's funny. I thought you commented that exact
same thing last week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe he went too deep.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's interesting. Okay. Uh Catalyus again says there are
videos around saying Disneyland. Wait are these comments from last week?
Speaker 1: Yes, it didn't recycle?
Speaker 2: Does it do that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: That's so interesting. All right, we'll just get the one.
We'll start on.
Speaker 1: Instagram's doing that to me too. They'll double, they'll double
the comments.
Speaker 2: I'll start from last week at the bottom, then until
we see what we recognize. Troy Cantrell fifteen forty nine.
It's funny even that dB Cooper thing. I was like,
did you say that last week? So you didn't say
it last week? A were Oh boy, how do you A?
We're we're wu says Chaos is king, Chaos is king.
I agree with that. Outstanding work. Also, ten bucks shut
out shut out words a lad X. Can we just
have names that are easy? O? Word salad. That's me
being stupid.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Johnny, why are you stupid? Like my helping
you do the reads?
Speaker 2: Word salad said, It's just because I'm trying. I can't
read when you make me laugh. Word salad x I
I'm flavor playing it. It just kills me. I can't
read when you make me laugh. Word salad X says
go Dodgers three P. Please no, let's go the last
season ever? Please don't. Yes Ready Works says maybe if
someone showed up on time, they get a thumbs up
their channel.
Speaker 1: Now, who is he saying? Not showing up?
Speaker 2: You?
Speaker 1: Oh god?
Speaker 2: Because I don't have a channel.
Speaker 1: I do.
Speaker 2: Actually, Johnny Woodard on YouTube follow me. I have a
thousand followers, even though I've never posted anything. Jet forty
eight four shout out to you. Jet Rebel with a Cause,
says Sam and Johnny. Look up jd Vance and Ambrosia.
Do you know what he's talking about there? No, I
will not look jd Vance Ambrosia. I hope. Isn't that
like a conspiracy thing? Ambrosio, I don't see anything about that.
Con Gil says, awake since twenty seventeen, Love you guys.
Non gay dollars?
Speaker 1: Okay, No, well I think that I might be from last.
Speaker 2: I think it is. Yeah, I think we're done with
the one.
Speaker 1: All right, guys, lots of gay dollars.
Speaker 2: Sam is part of the Info Wars high era.
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that means. The best on me.
Speaker 2: I think it's the best era on me, Like you're saying,
like the best info of yeah, and that is okay,
and then we're back to last week. All right, what's
the word?
Speaker 1: The word is?
Speaker 2: I can't believe two thousand, two hundred people are hanging
out with us.
Speaker 1: Mother Mary's eyeballs.
Speaker 2: Bye, everybody, Sorry about the technical difficulty.
Speaker 1: We'll get a better system.
Speaker 2: If we do is get from here, We'll get it right.
Bye y'all.
Speaker 1: Christian