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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of Idiotology with Lynchen Taco one on one

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<v Speaker 1>one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But you're freaking idiots, all right. This hour of the

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<v Speaker 2>Lynchin Taco Show is brought you by sham Rocking Fest,

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<v Speaker 2>which is happening this Friday and Saturday downtown Leedsburg benefit.

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<v Speaker 3>For the firefighters. Taco Bob, Yeah, this is gonna be

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<v Speaker 3>a super cool event.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>As pat said, Friday and Saturday, we're gonna be out

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<v Speaker 3>there Saturday, Lynch and I are gonna have a leprechn

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<v Speaker 3>wrestling on Friday, and then Saturday is a huge barbecue competition.

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<v Speaker 2>Lots of bands playing Irish music and stuff. So maybe

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<v Speaker 2>you get a little primer for six Patty's Day.

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<v Speaker 3>Cold beer's flowing foods. Gonna be fun for the whole family.

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<v Speaker 3>So come on out downtown Leesburg Friday and Saturday for.

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<v Speaker 2>A shamrock and fist. As Robbie mentioned, we'll be out

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<v Speaker 2>there for a few hours on Saturday after If you

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<v Speaker 2>want to swing by then we'd love to see it.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, let's begin with this item out of Memphis.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, remind me to bring some bw o'coozies for Leesberg.

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<v Speaker 2>I will make sure those are on your to do list.

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<v Speaker 2>News anchor in Memphis questioned the copy that he was

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<v Speaker 2>to read during his news report. Yeah. I think a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of times we don't realize that if you're watching

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<v Speaker 2>a newscast, many times the anchor it doesn't write the stories.

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<v Speaker 2>They just sit there and read whatever's rolling on the

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<v Speaker 2>teleprompter in front of them. And yeah, you usually just

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<v Speaker 2>you know, okay whatever he questioned this, it'll become obvious

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<v Speaker 2>here in a second why he was a bit confused.

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<v Speaker 4>We want to get you to some breaking news just

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<v Speaker 4>out of our newsroom here at Fox thirteen. A man

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<v Speaker 4>is in the hospital after being shot in the leg overnight.

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<v Speaker 4>If his police say he was shot by his dog, Seriously,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't think that's right. This happened just before four

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<v Speaker 4>am at a home on Whitney Avenue in Fraser Wow.

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<v Speaker 4>Police say the man was lying in the bed with

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<v Speaker 4>a girl with a gun on the bed. Police say

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<v Speaker 4>his dog jumped up on the bed, got his paul

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<v Speaker 4>stuck in the trigger and ended up hitting the trigger,

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<v Speaker 4>shooting the man in the thigh.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, sir, you shouldn't have doubted that because we've heard

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<v Speaker 3>a dog shooting people before.

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<v Speaker 2>There's that. Okay, so there's precedent. And also four am.

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<v Speaker 2>It's four am. Do crazy things happen in the middle

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<v Speaker 2>of the night in the early morning hours, so it's

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<v Speaker 2>definitely plausible.

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<v Speaker 3>You got the guy and the lady in the bed

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<v Speaker 3>ready for maybe some love making or maybe they just

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<v Speaker 3>had some. Now the dog's jumping up for a little

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<v Speaker 3>you know, hangout time cuddle.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh look, I want tooon. Are you sure it was

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<v Speaker 2>the pawd not the pink missile? I stop? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>think dogs watch us? I mean, I know they watch it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know? Is it registering with that exactly?

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<v Speaker 3>It's I know that's a weird thing to think, but.

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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not. You want to know. I think, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>they do watch You want to know what they sit

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<v Speaker 2>there and wonder?

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<v Speaker 3>Well we close the door, you know what I'm getting it.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, we're closing that damn dog out.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well if you don't and the dog is sitting there,

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<v Speaker 2>you want to know what that dog's thinking. Why isn't

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<v Speaker 2>he doing it to her leg?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>What what what is he doing there? Yeah? You're doing

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<v Speaker 2>it wrong? Hey, dad or owner? Or whatever you are.

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<v Speaker 3>Man that feeds me, so I don't have to eat

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<v Speaker 3>your face when you die.

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<v Speaker 2>You got it all wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I'll definitely doors closed. That's just an awkward fielding.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it's even and awkward of the cats sitting

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<v Speaker 3>in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, cats are.

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<v Speaker 3>Devious, so oh yeah, they're coming after you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so we know. Recently there's been some other wildfires.

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<v Speaker 2>Carolina's had to deal with a few last week. There

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<v Speaker 2>were fires out on Long Island this past weekend, New York.

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<v Speaker 2>They got to the root of those. Some idiot who

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<v Speaker 2>was recklessly trying to make s'mores in his backyard started

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<v Speaker 2>the Long Island fires.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, because the actual marshmallows caught fire.

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<v Speaker 2>Well no, no, actually no, the uh it was windy

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<v Speaker 2>conditions and the person who was trying to make the

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<v Speaker 2>smores is having difficulty starting the fire to make said s'mores,

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<v Speaker 2>so they started using some cardboard in hopes of getting

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<v Speaker 2>the fire going. They initially, I guess gave up on

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<v Speaker 2>trying to make. Oh. This news article it's very helpful.

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<v Speaker 2>They point out. The s'mores are a confection that includes

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<v Speaker 2>toasted marshmallows and chocolate sandwich between gram crackers. That was

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<v Speaker 2>very helpful. Serious is them to point that out in

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<v Speaker 2>the news, Thank you, ABC News. So said they, I

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<v Speaker 2>guess a spark it started, and the fire did start.

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<v Speaker 2>They didn't realize it. It's windy, it blows the embers up.

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<v Speaker 2>Next thing you know, they're landing an eighth of a

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<v Speaker 2>mile away where brush fire number one starts. Brush Fire

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<v Speaker 2>number two picks up embers, blows it over again, and

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<v Speaker 2>fire number two starts and in fire number three. Next

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<v Speaker 2>thing you know, the pine barrens are on fire.

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<v Speaker 3>But they had already given up on making the confectionery

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<v Speaker 3>God Dessert.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where they believe it started though. Yes, the a

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<v Speaker 2>confection that includes toasted marshmallows and chocolate sandwich between gram crackers.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you so much? Are the come on, I know

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<v Speaker 2>you can't take anything for granted. Are there people reading

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<v Speaker 2>this story going looking at the headline s apostrophe moores?

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<v Speaker 2>What's say? Now? They everybody I think would know.

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<v Speaker 3>I think they know even over like Alaska soon anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, why do you pick out Alaska? What do you

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<v Speaker 2>mean they even know in Alaska?

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said, that's how you describe I don't know, because

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<v Speaker 3>it's cold there and you have a nice, warm fire

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<v Speaker 3>with a warm, delicious moore.

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<v Speaker 2>That's just how my mind think. He's primitive people there.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh ohio, no, we were.

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<v Speaker 3>I said even anyway, somebody said, that's how you that's

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<v Speaker 3>how you describe s'mores when you're paid by the word.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like the kid in high school or middle school

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<v Speaker 3>who's trying to get the five hundred word paper done

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<v Speaker 3>and they're like, and we went down by the lake

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<v Speaker 3>like you look like for some uh okay, that's twelve.

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<v Speaker 2>Confectionery treat everybody, all right. Finally there's this. If you

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<v Speaker 2>really want to join this debate, feel free. We're fanning

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<v Speaker 2>it over on the jar Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody also said, sounds like a story that might have

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<v Speaker 3>been written by chat GPT.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what, you that's a good points probably right,

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<v Speaker 2>probably right, thinks we're all stupid. Pizza chain in Australia

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<v Speaker 2>has ignited the latest pizza debate. Never mind pineapple, They

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<v Speaker 2>are now putting slices of oranges on their pizza.

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<v Speaker 3>I that you're gonna say kangaroo like, you know how

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<v Speaker 3>we have pepperoni pizza here, orange slices on pizza.

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<v Speaker 2>They go as far to endorse any kind of warm

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<v Speaker 2>fruits as being completely acceptable on pizza. I'm out. Yeah. Look,

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<v Speaker 2>I've thrown in the towel on the pineapple battle if

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<v Speaker 2>that's your thing, and.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll do it if I have to, if that's the

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<v Speaker 3>only slice around. Yeah, I get the whole ham in

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<v Speaker 3>pineapple deal. I get that, and I've taken off the

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<v Speaker 3>pineapple and you still have that little mushy spot there.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no reason to bring oranges or any other heated

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<v Speaker 2>fruits into the pizza conversation, is there.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh but guys, you need to try out bree an

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<v Speaker 3>apple slice. They have that on flatbreads. Yep, somebody said

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<v Speaker 3>about the dog story, it's very plausible.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we're just gonna go ahead and end this there

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<v Speaker 2>at that point.

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<v Speaker 3>JR.

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