Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of Idiotology with Lynchen Taco one on one
Speaker 1: one w jr R.
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Speaker 2: All right, let's begin with this item out of Memphis.
Speaker 3: Oh, remind me to bring some bw o'coozies for Leesberg.
Speaker 2: I will make sure those are on your to do list.
Speaker 2: News anchor in Memphis questioned the copy that he was
Speaker 2: to read during his news report. Yeah. I think a
Speaker 2: lot of times we don't realize that if you're watching
Speaker 2: a newscast, many times the anchor it doesn't write the stories.
Speaker 2: They just sit there and read whatever's rolling on the
Speaker 2: teleprompter in front of them. And yeah, you usually just
Speaker 2: you know, okay whatever he questioned this, it'll become obvious
Speaker 2: here in a second why he was a bit confused.
Speaker 4: We want to get you to some breaking news just
Speaker 4: out of our newsroom here at Fox thirteen. A man
Speaker 4: is in the hospital after being shot in the leg overnight.
Speaker 4: If his police say he was shot by his dog, Seriously,
Speaker 4: I don't think that's right. This happened just before four
Speaker 4: am at a home on Whitney Avenue in Fraser Wow.
Speaker 4: Police say the man was lying in the bed with
Speaker 4: a girl with a gun on the bed. Police say
Speaker 4: his dog jumped up on the bed, got his paul
Speaker 4: stuck in the trigger and ended up hitting the trigger,
Speaker 4: shooting the man in the thigh.
Speaker 3: Wow, sir, you shouldn't have doubted that because we've heard
Speaker 3: a dog shooting people before.
Speaker 2: There's that. Okay, so there's precedent. And also four am.
Speaker 2: It's four am. Do crazy things happen in the middle
Speaker 2: of the night in the early morning hours, so it's
Speaker 2: definitely plausible.
Speaker 3: You got the guy and the lady in the bed
Speaker 3: ready for maybe some love making or maybe they just
Speaker 3: had some. Now the dog's jumping up for a little
Speaker 3: you know, hangout time cuddle.
Speaker 2: Oh look, I want tooon. Are you sure it was
Speaker 2: the pawd not the pink missile? I stop? Do you
Speaker 2: think dogs watch us? I mean, I know they watch it.
Speaker 2: You know? Is it registering with that exactly?
Speaker 3: It's I know that's a weird thing to think, but.
Speaker 2: No, it's not. You want to know. I think, yes,
Speaker 2: they do watch You want to know what they sit
Speaker 2: there and wonder?
Speaker 3: Well we close the door, you know what I'm getting it.
Speaker 3: I mean, we're closing that damn dog out.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well if you don't and the dog is sitting there,
Speaker 2: you want to know what that dog's thinking. Why isn't
Speaker 2: he doing it to her leg?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: What what what is he doing there? Yeah? You're doing
Speaker 2: it wrong? Hey, dad or owner? Or whatever you are.
Speaker 3: Man that feeds me, so I don't have to eat
Speaker 3: your face when you die.
Speaker 2: You got it all wrong.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll definitely doors closed. That's just an awkward fielding.
Speaker 3: I think it's even and awkward of the cats sitting
Speaker 3: in there.
Speaker 2: Well, cats are.
Speaker 3: Devious, so oh yeah, they're coming after you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we know. Recently there's been some other wildfires.
Speaker 2: Carolina's had to deal with a few last week. There
Speaker 2: were fires out on Long Island this past weekend, New York.
Speaker 2: They got to the root of those. Some idiot who
Speaker 2: was recklessly trying to make s'mores in his backyard started
Speaker 2: the Long Island fires.
Speaker 3: Oh, because the actual marshmallows caught fire.
Speaker 2: Well no, no, actually no, the uh it was windy
Speaker 2: conditions and the person who was trying to make the
Speaker 2: smores is having difficulty starting the fire to make said s'mores,
Speaker 2: so they started using some cardboard in hopes of getting
Speaker 2: the fire going. They initially, I guess gave up on
Speaker 2: trying to make. Oh. This news article it's very helpful.
Speaker 2: They point out. The s'mores are a confection that includes
Speaker 2: toasted marshmallows and chocolate sandwich between gram crackers. That was
Speaker 2: very helpful. Serious is them to point that out in
Speaker 2: the news, Thank you, ABC News. So said they, I
Speaker 2: guess a spark it started, and the fire did start.
Speaker 2: They didn't realize it. It's windy, it blows the embers up.
Speaker 2: Next thing you know, they're landing an eighth of a
Speaker 2: mile away where brush fire number one starts. Brush Fire
Speaker 2: number two picks up embers, blows it over again, and
Speaker 2: fire number two starts and in fire number three. Next
Speaker 2: thing you know, the pine barrens are on fire.
Speaker 3: But they had already given up on making the confectionery
Speaker 3: God Dessert.
Speaker 2: That's where they believe it started though. Yes, the a
Speaker 2: confection that includes toasted marshmallows and chocolate sandwich between gram crackers.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much? Are the come on, I know
Speaker 2: you can't take anything for granted. Are there people reading
Speaker 2: this story going looking at the headline s apostrophe moores?
Speaker 2: What's say? Now? They everybody I think would know.
Speaker 3: I think they know even over like Alaska soon anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why do you pick out Alaska? What do you
Speaker 2: mean they even know in Alaska?
Speaker 3: Somebody said, that's how you describe I don't know, because
Speaker 3: it's cold there and you have a nice, warm fire
Speaker 3: with a warm, delicious moore.
Speaker 2: That's just how my mind think. He's primitive people there.
Speaker 2: Oh ohio, no, we were.
Speaker 3: I said even anyway, somebody said, that's how you that's
Speaker 3: how you describe s'mores when you're paid by the word.
Speaker 3: That's like the kid in high school or middle school
Speaker 3: who's trying to get the five hundred word paper done
Speaker 3: and they're like, and we went down by the lake
Speaker 3: like you look like for some uh okay, that's twelve.
Speaker 2: Confectionery treat everybody, all right. Finally there's this. If you
Speaker 2: really want to join this debate, feel free. We're fanning
Speaker 2: it over on the jar Facebook page.
Speaker 1: Oh.
Speaker 3: Somebody also said, sounds like a story that might have
Speaker 3: been written by chat GPT.
Speaker 2: You know what, you that's a good points probably right,
Speaker 2: probably right, thinks we're all stupid. Pizza chain in Australia
Speaker 2: has ignited the latest pizza debate. Never mind pineapple, They
Speaker 2: are now putting slices of oranges on their pizza.
Speaker 3: I that you're gonna say kangaroo like, you know how
Speaker 3: we have pepperoni pizza here, orange slices on pizza.
Speaker 2: They go as far to endorse any kind of warm
Speaker 2: fruits as being completely acceptable on pizza. I'm out. Yeah. Look,
Speaker 2: I've thrown in the towel on the pineapple battle if
Speaker 2: that's your thing, and.
Speaker 3: I'll do it if I have to, if that's the
Speaker 3: only slice around. Yeah, I get the whole ham in
Speaker 3: pineapple deal. I get that, and I've taken off the
Speaker 3: pineapple and you still have that little mushy spot there.
Speaker 2: There's no reason to bring oranges or any other heated
Speaker 2: fruits into the pizza conversation, is there.
Speaker 3: Oh but guys, you need to try out bree an
Speaker 3: apple slice. They have that on flatbreads. Yep, somebody said
Speaker 3: about the dog story, it's very plausible.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're just gonna go ahead and end this there
Speaker 2: at that point.
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