WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.480 --> 00:00:12.759 Johnson Quax Program with Fiber McGhee and Molly, the makers 2 00:00:12.759 --> 00:00:16.079 of Johnson Tax and Johnson's new water repellents. Glow Code 3 00:00:16.120 --> 00:00:18.760 presents Sipper McGee and Malley with Bill Thompson, Gail Gordon 4 00:00:18.800 --> 00:00:22.320 nottaqu Brian Dick LaGrand and me Harlow Wilcox. The script 5 00:00:22.359 --> 00:00:24.640 is by Don Quinn and Phil Leslie. Music by The 6 00:00:24.719 --> 00:00:36.759 Kingsman and Billy Mills Orchestra. Tonight, I'd like to make 7 00:00:36.799 --> 00:00:41.000 one thing clear to everybody. There is only one glow coat. 8 00:00:41.560 --> 00:00:44.399 It's the water repellent new glow coat that's on your 9 00:00:44.520 --> 00:00:47.640 dealer's shelves right now. There's been no change in the 10 00:00:47.679 --> 00:00:50.320 familiar glow Code container. But wait till you find out 11 00:00:50.320 --> 00:00:53.840 about the wonderful change inside. Worry. It is a wonderful 12 00:00:53.840 --> 00:00:56.000 thing to be able to cover your floors with a 13 00:00:56.039 --> 00:01:00.560 self polishing floor wax that is positively water repellent. Now, 14 00:01:00.640 --> 00:01:02.840 a big thing from your standpoint is that it'll last 15 00:01:02.960 --> 00:01:06.959 so much longer without losing its smooth, lustrous shine. Water 16 00:01:07.000 --> 00:01:09.159 that's dripped or stilled on it can be wiped right 17 00:01:09.200 --> 00:01:12.120 off without leaving an ugly streak or spot. You can 18 00:01:12.200 --> 00:01:15.359 damp up glow coat protected floors, over and over without 19 00:01:15.439 --> 00:01:18.680 killing the protection or the shine. You'll get more for 20 00:01:18.840 --> 00:01:22.840 your money now in Johnson's Glowcoat than ever before. More beauty, 21 00:01:22.879 --> 00:01:27.480 more protection, more freedom from four care drudgery. Guaranteed the 22 00:01:27.480 --> 00:01:31.599 most economical self polishing wax you can buy. Its protective 23 00:01:31.640 --> 00:01:35.920 shine lasts up to four times longer. Get water repellent 24 00:01:36.120 --> 00:01:49.480 new glow coat tomorrow. In sixteen forty nine, a Dutchman 25 00:01:49.560 --> 00:01:53.079 named Rembrandt took some oils, some brushes, some canvas, and 26 00:01:53.120 --> 00:01:58.640 some talent and turned out a lot of masterpieces. In 27 00:01:58.799 --> 00:02:01.879 nineteen forty nine, and a fellow in Wistful Vista got 28 00:02:01.879 --> 00:02:05.040 out the card table, loaded it down with art materials, 29 00:02:05.239 --> 00:02:12.680 and started to make his own Christmas cards. The sound 30 00:02:12.719 --> 00:02:15.159 of the gong was so we could avoid mentioning the 31 00:02:15.199 --> 00:02:18.560 two artists in the same break, because one of them 32 00:02:18.639 --> 00:02:22.240 is mister McGhee, a FIVV McGhee and Mauie. 33 00:02:27.639 --> 00:02:28.159 Old boy. 34 00:02:28.199 --> 00:02:30.039 I sure wish I'd have thought of this before, Molly. 35 00:02:30.080 --> 00:02:31.439 Look at the money I'd have saved if I'd have 36 00:02:31.439 --> 00:02:34.159 made my own Christmas cards every year. Oh this look 37 00:02:34.240 --> 00:02:36.000 kittle my first one? 38 00:02:36.240 --> 00:02:39.919 Let me see, hmm? Very interested? 39 00:02:41.319 --> 00:02:41.680 Too bad? 40 00:02:41.759 --> 00:02:43.919 He had to still that big blobber red paint all 41 00:02:43.919 --> 00:02:44.240 over it. 42 00:02:44.599 --> 00:02:47.879 What do you mean, big blobber red paint? That's Sandy Claus. 43 00:02:48.960 --> 00:02:51.000 It is versus beers. 44 00:02:51.039 --> 00:02:52.599 That's the whole idea of the card. He ain't got 45 00:02:52.599 --> 00:02:56.520 any beard, Sandy Claus with no beer. Why, certainly he's 46 00:02:56.520 --> 00:03:00.240 just coming out of the barbershop versus He was going 47 00:03:00.280 --> 00:03:01.520 to say, Saint Nicholas. 48 00:03:01.199 --> 00:03:03.120 Had his beard cut off as up on. 49 00:03:03.080 --> 00:03:05.879 The roof his reindeer's trample, because how can a guy 50 00:03:05.919 --> 00:03:08.479 with whiskers on show? Little shaver is a good example. 51 00:03:11.840 --> 00:03:14.479 Oh shucks, I got a million ideas as good as that, 52 00:03:14.960 --> 00:03:15.680 or better. 53 00:03:15.560 --> 00:03:19.439 Well, I should hope. So huh among you many good ideas? 54 00:03:19.479 --> 00:03:21.280 Have you got one about how to get that India 55 00:03:21.319 --> 00:03:22.120 ink out of the rug? 56 00:03:22.400 --> 00:03:24.479 Oh? I'll clean up here when I get through. I 57 00:03:24.479 --> 00:03:26.520 ain't quite used to handling all this stuff, but I'll 58 00:03:26.560 --> 00:03:29.840 learn to see, I'll learn, my gosh. I'll bet Somerset 59 00:03:29.840 --> 00:03:31.560 Mogham didn't learn to paint overnight either. 60 00:03:33.039 --> 00:03:35.960 Somerset mom is a is a novelist. There he not 61 00:03:36.080 --> 00:03:36.520 a fager? 62 00:03:36.759 --> 00:03:40.439 Oh he gave it up. Huh he couldn't stand the gaff. Hey, well, 63 00:03:40.439 --> 00:03:43.400 I'll believe me. I'm staying right with it. I got tenacity, 64 00:03:43.639 --> 00:03:45.599 I got grit, I got perseverance. 65 00:03:45.759 --> 00:03:48.240 You have something else too, I have Yes, you have 66 00:03:48.280 --> 00:03:50.199 a jar blue paint dripping into your lap. 67 00:03:51.360 --> 00:03:53.719 Oh my gosh, I must have tripped it over with 68 00:03:53.800 --> 00:04:00.919 my elbow. Yes, there shucks, that was my only jar 69 00:04:00.960 --> 00:04:05.000 of blue paint. I'll have to paint the rest of 70 00:04:05.039 --> 00:04:06.439 the reindeer with brown eyes. 71 00:04:08.240 --> 00:04:10.680 You've been painting reindeer with blue eyes? 72 00:04:10.960 --> 00:04:11.439 Why not? 73 00:04:11.879 --> 00:04:15.159 A good question for all I know? 74 00:04:15.280 --> 00:04:15.680 Reindeer? 75 00:04:16.360 --> 00:04:19.839 Come in? Oh, she's on in the mayor McGee, come in, 76 00:04:19.879 --> 00:04:20.839 mister mayor, Thank. 77 00:04:20.720 --> 00:04:24.000 You, Molly, Hello mcgheela trev. You must be having a 78 00:04:24.040 --> 00:04:27.639 circus with those watercolors. You certainly look like a clown. 79 00:04:29.879 --> 00:04:32.480 If you're referring to the pigment so plentifully permeating my 80 00:04:32.519 --> 00:04:35.079 pretty puss political it is purely a product from my 81 00:04:35.160 --> 00:04:37.720 poster paints, my peculiar pictorial proclivities. 82 00:04:39.920 --> 00:04:40.720 Are you through, dear you? 83 00:04:40.800 --> 00:04:46.279 Or shall I open up another can of peas? 84 00:04:47.480 --> 00:04:51.360 Andrew? No, kidd latrev. This artwork is a great little hobby. 85 00:04:51.839 --> 00:04:53.600 It gets your mind off of things. 86 00:04:54.439 --> 00:04:56.720 I didn't know you ever had yours on any thing. 87 00:04:57.800 --> 00:04:59.680 But I agree that a hobby is a fine thing. 88 00:05:00.120 --> 00:05:01.879 My secretary collects stamps. 89 00:05:01.959 --> 00:05:03.879 Has she a valuable collection, mister. 90 00:05:03.720 --> 00:05:04.879 Mayor, she must have. 91 00:05:05.439 --> 00:05:07.439 I buy about fifty dollars worth a week, and I 92 00:05:07.480 --> 00:05:09.920 can never find one around the office. 93 00:05:10.399 --> 00:05:12.639 I think she must be papering a bedroom with them. 94 00:05:13.600 --> 00:05:14.600 If she doesn't like the. 95 00:05:14.560 --> 00:05:17.319 Results, she can always mail the house to some relative. 96 00:05:19.439 --> 00:05:24.759 I come buy my artistic kind of natural. It's hereditory. 97 00:05:25.480 --> 00:05:27.279 My uncle Sycamore was an artist. 98 00:05:27.920 --> 00:05:32.240 Uncle Sycamore, you had an interesting family tree. Ah, yes, 99 00:05:32.480 --> 00:05:36.120 a squirrels idea of heaven. I imagine. 100 00:05:36.800 --> 00:05:42.160 I know your uncle Sycamore was an artist. McGee, part razor, landscape. 101 00:05:41.519 --> 00:05:47.680 Mail pots, tobacco painted on barns, fences and silos. You 102 00:05:47.759 --> 00:05:49.279 got any hobbiesful truth? Yes? 103 00:05:50.160 --> 00:05:50.879 She sells. 104 00:05:51.600 --> 00:05:54.680 Oh you mean sea shells, don't you, your honor? 105 00:05:55.120 --> 00:05:56.120 No? 106 00:05:55.920 --> 00:05:59.680 No, My housekeeper is always selling raffle tickets for something, 107 00:05:59.680 --> 00:06:03.240 and I have to buy whatever she sells. 108 00:06:04.360 --> 00:06:08.040 He's gone interesting. Sometimes if she sells tickets on some seashells. 109 00:06:08.439 --> 00:06:13.720 Well, anytime she sells seashells, she will sell the seashells 110 00:06:13.759 --> 00:06:17.000 to somebody else, because if she sees that she can 111 00:06:17.040 --> 00:06:20.240 sell me seashells. She will sell this. 112 00:06:22.639 --> 00:06:29.759 M matter your honor, I'll have to change the subject. 113 00:06:29.839 --> 00:06:34.279 My bridge work is coming loose anyway, I have to 114 00:06:34.279 --> 00:06:37.000 be going. I can find my way up. Molly don't probably. 115 00:06:36.759 --> 00:06:38.759 Don't know me or nothing nor. 116 00:06:56.000 --> 00:06:58.800 Knows me off the fly and she wore a yellow ribbons. 117 00:07:35.399 --> 00:09:10.080 The times so the super smoo. 118 00:08:54.799 --> 00:08:55.080 Level. 119 00:09:08.399 --> 00:09:10.679 How much longer are those Christmas cards gonna take me? 120 00:09:11.639 --> 00:09:11.879 The way? 121 00:09:11.960 --> 00:09:13.720 The page is thrown around, and here it looks like 122 00:09:13.799 --> 00:09:18.240 Sherwin had a fight with Williams, My dear girl. 123 00:09:18.360 --> 00:09:21.080 A true artist is not concerned with such trivial things 124 00:09:21.720 --> 00:09:24.279 one one is creating. One thinks only of putting one's 125 00:09:24.360 --> 00:09:28.360 best work into one's work. You've seen the pot of glue. 126 00:09:30.279 --> 00:09:31.960 Yes, you're putting your best elbow in it. 127 00:09:34.159 --> 00:09:37.200 Yes, I thought that a while ago, but I thought 128 00:09:37.240 --> 00:09:39.919 it was just the red paint. Hey, look at this 129 00:09:40.000 --> 00:09:42.440 card I just designed for more Toopes not only wishes 130 00:09:42.519 --> 00:09:45.480 him and Merry Christmas, but carries a thoughtful little message too. 131 00:09:46.639 --> 00:09:49.799 Something sentimental. I suppose, like go board your head. 132 00:09:53.240 --> 00:09:56.000 Here it is picture of a fish. You see, fish 133 00:09:56.080 --> 00:09:57.679 is swimming through a sprig of missiletoe. 134 00:09:58.519 --> 00:09:59.799 A fish and missiletoe. 135 00:10:00.080 --> 00:10:02.639 Yeah, the verse says, I hope the fish I hear 136 00:10:02.720 --> 00:10:05.919 by show recalls the fin I loaned you last July. 137 00:10:06.600 --> 00:10:09.360 And no he swims through mistletoe. I ain't gonna kiss 138 00:10:09.440 --> 00:10:17.879 that fin. Goodbye, Merry Christmas. 139 00:10:21.840 --> 00:10:22.399 You like it? 140 00:10:23.159 --> 00:10:23.399 Well? 141 00:10:23.519 --> 00:10:25.840 Five dollars is always a nice touch if you can't 142 00:10:25.919 --> 00:10:26.360 get ten. 143 00:10:27.320 --> 00:10:29.519 But that's what I said, you tell me him. 144 00:10:30.480 --> 00:10:31.879 Oh, it's only from the Elks Club. 145 00:10:31.960 --> 00:10:36.879 Come in, boy, Hello, messes, hallo McGhee, what's the mess matches? 146 00:10:37.919 --> 00:10:40.799 Well himself here is making his own Christmas cards. Heaven 147 00:10:40.840 --> 00:10:41.159 help me. 148 00:10:41.759 --> 00:10:43.720 Yep, personalized, handmade Christmas cards. 149 00:10:43.759 --> 00:10:43.960 Only. 150 00:10:44.279 --> 00:10:45.759 None of that run of the mill stuff for me 151 00:10:45.879 --> 00:10:48.200 this year. I painted every one of these babies with 152 00:10:48.360 --> 00:10:49.200 my own hands. 153 00:10:50.039 --> 00:10:51.960 Maybe they wouldn't look so messy if you paint them 154 00:10:52.039 --> 00:10:53.000 rid of grosch meghee. 155 00:10:55.240 --> 00:10:57.360 Well he did use a brush, only he means it. 156 00:10:57.480 --> 00:10:59.360 Hey, I might not do so bad withs just my 157 00:10:59.440 --> 00:11:01.879 bare hands. At Yeah, Olie, you've heard of finger painting, 158 00:11:01.960 --> 00:11:03.919 haven't you? Oh sure, My daughter. 159 00:11:03.840 --> 00:11:06.240 Christina, she makes good money that finger painting. 160 00:11:06.600 --> 00:11:07.519 Yeah, what does she paint? 161 00:11:09.080 --> 00:11:11.399 Go to her finger paint her paint We give fee 162 00:11:12.600 --> 00:11:17.600 she paints fingers. Of course, she, she said, lady cures, 163 00:11:22.000 --> 00:11:23.720 you mean a man of cures oly. 164 00:11:24.000 --> 00:11:26.440 Me and the message fee don't black Christina holding hands 165 00:11:26.519 --> 00:11:28.960 with the men she used paints fingers. 166 00:11:28.679 --> 00:11:32.559 On ladies, have you done any of Christmas shopping yet? 167 00:11:32.600 --> 00:11:32.879 Holy? 168 00:11:33.120 --> 00:11:34.600 And say what are you going to give your wife 169 00:11:34.639 --> 00:11:35.000 this year? 170 00:11:35.320 --> 00:11:38.960 Ben Man Messus is always a problem every year for Christmas. 171 00:11:39.039 --> 00:11:42.200 She wants something sensible, but I wanted to give her foolishness. 172 00:11:42.279 --> 00:11:44.720 And you're right, boy, you are right. That's what Christmas 173 00:11:44.840 --> 00:11:45.639 is for sure. 174 00:11:46.399 --> 00:11:48.000 But this year, though, she changes. 175 00:11:48.120 --> 00:11:52.000 Yeah, this time she wants foolishness too, hope and such foolishness. 176 00:11:52.159 --> 00:11:54.120 Oh what does she want? 177 00:11:54.200 --> 00:11:55.399 Ely a diamond necklace? 178 00:11:55.519 --> 00:11:55.879 Or mean? 179 00:11:56.440 --> 00:11:56.480 No? 180 00:11:56.759 --> 00:11:59.000 She dbs hints by the kids so that they say, 181 00:11:59.120 --> 00:12:01.120 this year, Mama, for Christmas. 182 00:12:00.840 --> 00:12:01.759 I dyed the rabbit. 183 00:12:02.559 --> 00:12:05.639 Whoa Now a dyed rabbit is very nice? 184 00:12:05.720 --> 00:12:08.080 I think, yeah, sure, I'm made to you with the 185 00:12:08.120 --> 00:12:08.600 pet shop. 186 00:12:08.679 --> 00:12:09.879 Of course rabbit did dies. 187 00:12:09.960 --> 00:12:11.120 I give it to my message. 188 00:12:15.360 --> 00:12:16.919 We stopping to say hello. 189 00:12:16.840 --> 00:12:18.039 We be so good byes. 190 00:12:26.320 --> 00:12:28.480 It's a good thing. I keep on talking while I'm working, 191 00:12:28.679 --> 00:12:30.799 or working while I'm talking, or I'll never get any 192 00:12:31.600 --> 00:12:34.960 I got some beautiful cards here, Molly. They weren't so messy. 193 00:12:35.879 --> 00:12:37.559 How you take this one for the mayor for instance, 194 00:12:37.679 --> 00:12:40.039 kind of a symbolic card. See you get at the 195 00:12:40.080 --> 00:12:41.759 picture of the pork barrel with a hand in it. 196 00:12:43.039 --> 00:12:43.639 That's lovely. 197 00:12:44.039 --> 00:12:45.799 That's about as subtle as a black jack. 198 00:12:46.879 --> 00:12:50.159 I didn't realize I was so loaded with ideas, so productive, so. 199 00:12:50.320 --> 00:12:52.480 Specific not specific theory. 200 00:12:52.559 --> 00:12:54.559 You mean proliffic Oh I do eh. 201 00:12:55.200 --> 00:12:57.000 I'm afraid you're thinking of that stale movie at the 202 00:12:57.039 --> 00:12:59.960 Bees you, my dear, the one with the ad claims 203 00:13:00.000 --> 00:13:01.240 it's colossal. It's stupendous. 204 00:13:01.279 --> 00:13:02.200 It's prolific. 205 00:13:04.559 --> 00:13:05.720 That's terrific. McGee. 206 00:13:05.879 --> 00:13:10.360 Thanks. I think it's a nice card myself. It's got 207 00:13:10.399 --> 00:13:11.480 that certain something. 208 00:13:11.279 --> 00:13:14.320 That you can't Hello, Molly, I come in high a pout. 209 00:13:14.440 --> 00:13:17.519 Mister Wilcock. Welcome to the McGee Greeting Card and house 210 00:13:17.559 --> 00:13:18.360 Wrecking Company. 211 00:13:18.639 --> 00:13:20.279 Pull up a chairit, junior, if you can find one 212 00:13:20.320 --> 00:13:21.240 without any pain on it. 213 00:13:21.639 --> 00:13:22.080 And watch it. 214 00:13:22.200 --> 00:13:22.960 Julius at work. 215 00:13:23.679 --> 00:13:23.919 Thank you. 216 00:13:24.080 --> 00:13:24.799 How I'll stand. 217 00:13:25.279 --> 00:13:27.879 Hey, this is very interesting stuff to me, kid. I 218 00:13:28.000 --> 00:13:29.559 used to work in a greeting card place. You know. 219 00:13:29.799 --> 00:13:31.360 I didn't know that, mister Wilcox. 220 00:13:31.519 --> 00:13:34.080 Uh, I design Christmas cards modernistic stuff. 221 00:13:34.240 --> 00:13:36.440 You mean modernistic stuff like a picture of a fried 222 00:13:36.480 --> 00:13:38.759 egg draped over a half moon under a watch with 223 00:13:38.840 --> 00:13:42.120 a woman's face with roller skates for ears, and it 224 00:13:42.200 --> 00:13:45.840 says onions are for love. I mean that stuff. 225 00:13:46.039 --> 00:13:49.519 Yes, yes, I was kind of a dilly dally. Oh 226 00:13:51.039 --> 00:13:53.480 matter of fact, I designed a beautiful card for myself 227 00:13:53.559 --> 00:13:56.519 this morning, kid, Really, mister Wilcock, Sure, I just flanked 228 00:13:56.559 --> 00:13:58.240 the card with a lot of colors, you see. Then 229 00:13:58.279 --> 00:14:00.519 I drew a picture of Sata Claus carrying an umbrella 230 00:14:00.639 --> 00:14:01.399 and a rubber band. 231 00:14:01.639 --> 00:14:03.759 Looks terrific. That's supposed to mean something? 232 00:14:03.799 --> 00:14:05.960 Why, certainly, pal Look take the colors on the card, 233 00:14:06.000 --> 00:14:08.519 you see, they simply stand for the colors. The Johnson 234 00:14:08.600 --> 00:14:11.600 self Polishing blow code restores to your worn and fade. 235 00:14:11.360 --> 00:14:14.279 In the novel A Dirty Wasteless Steak. 236 00:14:14.600 --> 00:14:17.480 Then the umbrella, the umbrella that means the new blowcoat 237 00:14:17.720 --> 00:14:21.759 is water repellent. Yes, their this great view discovery. Johnson's 238 00:14:21.840 --> 00:14:24.879 new self polishing water repellent glow coat is the one 239 00:14:24.960 --> 00:14:27.919 floor wax at last that does not smear and showed 240 00:14:28.039 --> 00:14:30.159 drab dull spots when you wipe up still things with 241 00:14:30.240 --> 00:14:32.480 a damp claw or mop it with a damp mop. 242 00:14:32.639 --> 00:14:34.840 Yes, and you have no idea what that means to 243 00:14:34.960 --> 00:14:37.600 a housewife like myself, mister Wilcoin. 244 00:14:37.279 --> 00:14:39.799 The heck he don't now you hush megee? 245 00:14:41.000 --> 00:14:43.120 You know I don't have to wax my floors nearly 246 00:14:43.159 --> 00:14:45.879 as often with the new glow coat since it's water repellent. 247 00:14:46.000 --> 00:14:48.000 That's right, Polly, Because when you mop up dirt and 248 00:14:48.080 --> 00:14:50.879 still things, you don't mop up the wax. It stays 249 00:14:50.919 --> 00:14:54.360 on and it stays bright even after repeated moppings. That's 250 00:14:54.399 --> 00:14:57.120 why I drew the rubber band on my card, because 251 00:14:57.159 --> 00:14:59.240 your work is a snap when you use the new 252 00:14:59.360 --> 00:15:04.240 water repell and hey, pal, cow the Santa Claus. It's 253 00:15:04.320 --> 00:15:06.200 me the way I look to a housewife when she 254 00:15:06.279 --> 00:15:09.000 learns how much work she says with Johnson's new water 255 00:15:09.080 --> 00:15:10.879 repelling glocals because it lasts so much long. 256 00:15:11.080 --> 00:15:13.440 Hey, hey, hey, hey look waxy. 257 00:15:13.600 --> 00:15:16.519 Yes, pal, how long did you work in that Christmas 258 00:15:16.600 --> 00:15:17.080 card place? 259 00:15:17.279 --> 00:15:19.559 About nine and a half? Pal? Huh? The fellow who 260 00:15:19.559 --> 00:15:21.679 owned the place made a crack about my drawings that 261 00:15:21.759 --> 00:15:22.399 I didn't like. 262 00:15:22.879 --> 00:15:25.320 So I left, Oh, independently, What do you say to you? 263 00:15:25.480 --> 00:15:28.919 Will? Coxy said, you're a fire? Why left like this? 264 00:15:29.159 --> 00:15:40.360 Kid, sensitive kid, Look, sweetheart, why don't you give up 265 00:15:40.440 --> 00:15:44.200 designing Christmas cards too? If mister Wilcox could do what 266 00:15:44.320 --> 00:15:47.000 you can do it, just say to yourself, I can 267 00:15:47.200 --> 00:15:47.759 give it up. 268 00:15:48.240 --> 00:15:52.639 I will give it up. What are you doing with 269 00:15:52.720 --> 00:15:53.399 the yardstick? 270 00:15:54.240 --> 00:15:57.399 Tinn a draw a picture of the shawl persia with 271 00:15:57.559 --> 00:15:59.960 no curves, just angles. You know it's just an experiment, 272 00:16:00.679 --> 00:16:02.720 But why no curves? Well, I know I can't draw 273 00:16:02.720 --> 00:16:04.279 a straight line with a ruler, so I want to 274 00:16:04.279 --> 00:16:06.159 see if I could draw a ruler with a straight line. 275 00:16:07.559 --> 00:16:09.679 If you see, my dear win an artist, hold it, 276 00:16:09.799 --> 00:16:10.399 you'll hold it. 277 00:16:10.840 --> 00:16:14.840 Come in, Oh McGee, it's doctor Gamble, Hello doctor. 278 00:16:14.679 --> 00:16:18.799 Hllright Tonselbergler, Hello Molly, Good day to you, smear face. 279 00:16:19.759 --> 00:16:21.360 What are you doing dying Easter eggs? 280 00:16:21.480 --> 00:16:24.960 He's standing his own Christmas cards this year, doctor, this year. 281 00:16:25.519 --> 00:16:27.559 It seems like this has been going on for three 282 00:16:27.679 --> 00:16:28.360 hundred years. 283 00:16:29.639 --> 00:16:34.320 Pull up your stomach and sit down, micro Berchant. You're 284 00:16:34.399 --> 00:16:37.000 looking at whistle Vista's answer to Courier in Hives. 285 00:16:39.600 --> 00:16:41.759 Well, I couldn't think of a nastier answer. 286 00:16:42.960 --> 00:16:47.600 Thank you, doctor, Thank you. Praise from you is praise, indeed, Well. 287 00:16:47.480 --> 00:16:52.240 I must have missed the line. Someplace could give the 288 00:16:52.279 --> 00:16:53.399 boy credit for effort. 289 00:16:53.440 --> 00:16:55.039 Doctor, you have to admit he's trying. 290 00:16:55.240 --> 00:16:55.679 Admit it. 291 00:16:55.759 --> 00:16:56.679 I accuse him of it. 292 00:16:56.799 --> 00:17:00.320 He's very trying. Oh my god, you guys gotta have hobby, 293 00:17:00.360 --> 00:17:02.840 has he what's your hobby? Needlework? Roll up your sleeve 294 00:17:02.879 --> 00:17:07.240 and I'll show you nothing doing. You get under my 295 00:17:07.319 --> 00:17:08.759 skin without any extra equipment. 296 00:17:10.480 --> 00:17:11.920 What are you staring at my vest for? 297 00:17:12.400 --> 00:17:14.599 Just noticing how full it is? Stuffy? 298 00:17:15.279 --> 00:17:16.920 Can't button the bottom button anymore? 299 00:17:17.000 --> 00:17:17.640 Can you? Well? 300 00:17:17.759 --> 00:17:18.079 He is? 301 00:17:18.119 --> 00:17:20.319 I get hungry. I exercise a lot, Doc, A guy 302 00:17:20.400 --> 00:17:21.400 that exercise. 303 00:17:21.359 --> 00:17:24.200 Yes he does, Doctor, He exercises harder with a knife 304 00:17:24.240 --> 00:17:24.880 and fork than. 305 00:17:24.799 --> 00:17:25.519 Anybody I know. 306 00:17:27.319 --> 00:17:30.920 Well, looking at you, Goonsborough and your little round hand 307 00:17:31.000 --> 00:17:35.200 painted tummy has inspired me to a little Christmas poem myself. Yeah, 308 00:17:35.559 --> 00:17:37.200 maybe you can use it on one of your cards. 309 00:17:37.319 --> 00:17:39.079 See you made one up just sitting here. 310 00:17:39.480 --> 00:17:41.799 Let's hear it, Doc, Oh yes, let's all right. 311 00:17:42.599 --> 00:17:44.200 Christmas is a time of cheer. 312 00:17:44.440 --> 00:17:47.640 To think of the colorful friends we've got, like little 313 00:17:47.680 --> 00:17:50.680 buckle Buster. Here he is the rainbow at the end 314 00:17:50.759 --> 00:17:51.240 of the pot. 315 00:17:52.000 --> 00:18:05.759 Along the Kingsman and Little Teenie tell the story of 316 00:18:05.839 --> 00:18:09.759 Rudolph the red nose Reindeer. This is the story of 317 00:18:09.880 --> 00:18:13.359 a reindeer, a super extra ordinary reindeer. 318 00:18:14.079 --> 00:18:17.039 You must potter rein there ought to be or he 319 00:18:17.160 --> 00:18:18.480 had one peculiarity. 320 00:18:19.880 --> 00:18:24.079 Go on, Geennie, do tell okay I. 321 00:18:24.359 --> 00:18:27.599 Tom Rudolph the red knock Reindeer. 322 00:18:28.359 --> 00:18:33.039 Try a very shiny now and if you ever saw it, 323 00:18:34.119 --> 00:18:38.000 you would even say it blows all of the how 324 00:18:38.160 --> 00:18:43.000 the reindeers you saw us and call him names. They 325 00:18:43.440 --> 00:18:50.279 re Rudolph join any reindeer games on one FUNDI dre. 326 00:18:54.480 --> 00:18:56.640 Then he cried without a light. 327 00:18:57.240 --> 00:18:59.559 Old saintan Nick can't ride tonight. 328 00:19:00.359 --> 00:19:02.960 You've been along team Rudo, got. 329 00:19:02.799 --> 00:19:04.960 The gouty goudy through the stormy. 330 00:19:07.039 --> 00:19:10.440 Lady him lady now so. 331 00:19:10.720 --> 00:19:14.240 Fine, Santa Claus, shout it Rudo. 332 00:19:14.640 --> 00:19:19.000 Please guide us on our way, and the reindeer. 333 00:19:18.599 --> 00:19:22.000 Shout it, Ludy come along well if you. 334 00:19:22.279 --> 00:19:26.160 Play so dasher and dancer and prancer and viction and 335 00:19:26.279 --> 00:19:30.799 common in cupid and door and listen a way. Don't 336 00:19:31.240 --> 00:19:38.680 say hey, Rudolph, the read those reindeer y long time 337 00:19:39.640 --> 00:19:42.160 there used to be eight reindeer. 338 00:19:42.359 --> 00:19:43.519 Now always will be. 339 00:19:45.160 --> 00:19:49.079 Don't you worry if you should see stormy weather on 340 00:19:49.319 --> 00:19:50.079 Christmas Eve. 341 00:19:50.720 --> 00:19:52.759 Sadawell find his way to you. 342 00:19:53.559 --> 00:19:55.960 Ludy, you clip with ray, got you. 343 00:19:56.440 --> 00:19:58.319 Run off the red don't reindeer? 344 00:19:59.119 --> 00:20:00.200 Well think along. 345 00:20:02.039 --> 00:20:10.720 Everybody in that rain, Rudolf, Yes. 346 00:20:30.480 --> 00:20:33.359 Well, McGee, you're certainly making the shambles of this living room, 347 00:20:33.559 --> 00:20:35.960 chains an ink all over everything. What don't you give 348 00:20:36.000 --> 00:20:36.319 it up? 349 00:20:36.920 --> 00:20:37.359 My dear? 350 00:20:37.440 --> 00:20:42.680 Did Da Vinci give up? Did Piscassio give up? Did 351 00:20:42.759 --> 00:20:44.119 Summerset Mogam give up? 352 00:20:45.279 --> 00:20:48.160 I told you before Summerset Morgan is not an artist. 353 00:20:48.880 --> 00:20:49.599 He's an author. 354 00:20:50.039 --> 00:20:52.880 He's an author. I am an author and artist who 355 00:20:52.960 --> 00:20:56.200 wrote that wonderful little Christmas verse. Twas the night before Christmas, 356 00:20:56.240 --> 00:20:58.599 and all through the house we could smell Uncle Dennis. 357 00:20:58.640 --> 00:21:06.400 He was such an old southee who wrote that I 358 00:21:06.519 --> 00:21:10.319 did five years ago. That was a night Uncle Dennis 359 00:21:10.359 --> 00:21:10.720 came home. 360 00:21:10.880 --> 00:21:11.039 Now. 361 00:21:11.160 --> 00:21:13.799 Now, now look at this card. 362 00:21:13.880 --> 00:21:14.799 I designed. 363 00:21:16.000 --> 00:21:19.680 It, but she drew the figure too large. The hands 364 00:21:19.720 --> 00:21:21.400 in the feature cleared off the page. 365 00:21:21.599 --> 00:21:24.160 I know I've done that on purpose. This one is 366 00:21:24.200 --> 00:21:26.039 for old McDonald at the Third National Bank. 367 00:21:26.200 --> 00:21:28.319 But why did you make the picture so out of proportion? 368 00:21:28.519 --> 00:21:30.599 I wanted him to see how it feels to be overdrawn. 369 00:21:36.559 --> 00:21:42.440 Now, dearie, look how many cards have you finished? Well? 370 00:21:43.640 --> 00:21:45.279 As soon as I finished this one and two more, 371 00:21:45.359 --> 00:21:49.640 I'll have three. It's kind of discouraging, is that. But 372 00:21:49.880 --> 00:21:51.880 it's going smooth, and now I'm getting the next. 373 00:21:52.119 --> 00:21:55.519 Call McGee, watch it there goes see ankle. I'll do 374 00:21:55.720 --> 00:21:57.720 come thing, sweetheart. Don't just sit there and watch it. 375 00:21:57.799 --> 00:21:58.960 Four rock onto the floor. 376 00:21:59.200 --> 00:22:01.720 It ain't going on to the floor's running down my 377 00:22:01.880 --> 00:22:06.480 pants into my shoes. All I gotta do is sit 378 00:22:06.480 --> 00:22:08.880 here to La drives and then I can go up more. Oh, dear, 379 00:22:09.079 --> 00:22:13.880 come in had daughter he journey. Oh hi, old timer? 380 00:22:14.400 --> 00:22:17.160 What are you making the Christmas cards for Christmas? 381 00:22:21.319 --> 00:22:22.920 By the way, I'm laying eggs with him. I think 382 00:22:22.960 --> 00:22:23.759 i'll use them for Easter. 383 00:22:25.119 --> 00:22:27.519 Where's your your friend Bessie mis ye, old timer, isn't 384 00:22:27.519 --> 00:22:27.960 she with you? 385 00:22:28.039 --> 00:22:28.240 Yeah? 386 00:22:28.519 --> 00:22:31.720 No, daughter, Bessie's working down at the carnival. Me and 387 00:22:31.880 --> 00:22:33.279 her had a little fallen. 388 00:22:33.039 --> 00:22:36.000 Out, had a fight, eh, nope, falling. 389 00:22:35.720 --> 00:22:38.400 Out out of the top sheet of the ferris wheel. 390 00:22:39.880 --> 00:22:41.799 Heavenly days was Bessie badly her? 391 00:22:42.160 --> 00:22:45.400 No, she was delighted daughter. She fell with a face 392 00:22:45.440 --> 00:22:47.079 in the cotton candy and they gave her a job 393 00:22:47.079 --> 00:22:52.119 as a bearded lady. Eh, Bessie's this sweet kid. 394 00:22:53.279 --> 00:22:55.920 No, anyway, I ain't gonna have a. 395 00:22:55.920 --> 00:22:58.160 Lot of fun on the carnival in my long time. 396 00:22:58.240 --> 00:23:00.119 I was throwing darts at some balloons, and a that 397 00:23:00.240 --> 00:23:00.920 lady walked past. 398 00:23:01.119 --> 00:23:01.279 Yeah. 399 00:23:01.559 --> 00:23:06.920 Sure, Bessie and me went the hall of mirrors. 400 00:23:07.039 --> 00:23:11.839 All that hall of mirror pucked off. Things can do 401 00:23:11.960 --> 00:23:12.880