Speaker 1: Welcome to the snart tag. You're about to teach your
Speaker 1: dad's glazed by the great Chris Ray Go, Derek black
Speaker 1: Bet and Tom Swey. Sit back and prepare for some shit.
Speaker 1: Sit back and prepare for some glazing. I killed a
Speaker 1: fly with a penny once. It was one of the
Speaker 1: most satisfying things I've ever done. You say you killed
Speaker 1: a fly with a penny. Penny, I threw a penny
Speaker 1: and killed the fly, and I was like, that was amazing.
Speaker 2: Those are those once in a lifetime things that happened
Speaker 2: that you're just like, damn, Like that's when I kicked
Speaker 2: my I remember kicking a b into a kid's throat
Speaker 2: once outside of karate, and I'm like, I'm never gonna
Speaker 2: do that again.
Speaker 3: That's crazy, it's amazing. I'm at that moment. I definitely like,
Speaker 3: saw my friend throw a rock a scroll hitting kill
Speaker 3: it out a tree because they always move, so you
Speaker 3: ruined it. I see, Like, I was like, vermin.
Speaker 1: Uh, you know, I wouldn't say that's vermin, but like pest, mosquitoes,
Speaker 1: bees are cute, but there's still bees. And then all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, the cute, little adorable, fuzzy squirrels.
Speaker 3: Nigga threw a rock at a squirrel. No, some squirrels
Speaker 3: are hideous.
Speaker 1: It was amazing. No, it wasn't amazing. I just couldn't
Speaker 1: believe it didn't move. Squirrels are hideous looking some of
Speaker 1: the scrolls.
Speaker 3: Some squirrel grow. Some squirrels are like really cute, like fluffy.
Speaker 3: But then there are all the squirrels that look like
Speaker 3: they are not They're like ugly, Like.
Speaker 1: Pull pull up an ugly squirrel that's not maimed and ship,
Speaker 1: because that's basically what they're gonna show you something. Some
Speaker 1: squirrels have like a very like hard look to them.
Speaker 1: They look they're made of stone. Almost. What the hell
Speaker 1: are you like the fucking like one of those Like
Speaker 1: I think it's like probably talking about some D and
Speaker 1: D ship.
Speaker 3: No, it's genuinely not. I've seen like ugly as squirrels.
Speaker 3: I've seen like really cute squirrels.
Speaker 1: Like you know that squirrel that fucking bites you in
Speaker 1: D and D and you kick it that piece of ship.
Speaker 1: That squirrel was a cute squirrel wasn't doing anything. It
Speaker 1: was just a squirrel. That squirrel bit the fun out
Speaker 1: of me. Man. But you invite me, but I was
Speaker 1: a ranger. Yeah, I don't remember what I don't remember.
Speaker 1: I don't remember if I antagonized it or anything like that.
Speaker 1: They don't remember, but I didn't. One time they did,
Speaker 1: and I kicked the funk out of of course you
Speaker 1: had to day, you gotta kick the squirrel.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you kicked it hit the wall. I laughed hard.
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't think.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of struggling to imagine like a particularly frightening
Speaker 2: looking squirrel, or like one that I would consider being
Speaker 2: like gross, you know what I mean. They're usually pretty inoffensive.
Speaker 3: They got the they got the cutest squirrels out here.
Speaker 3: On this one, it look like the adorable.
Speaker 1: These are the cutest squirrels ever. I fucking fuck man.
Speaker 1: I've seen ugly squirrel unless say it was it was
Speaker 1: a fucking monster and I thought it was a squirrel.
Speaker 2: Well, you probably invented this, yeah, in your mind, just
Speaker 2: like you do with so many other.
Speaker 1: I've seen ugly, like gross squirrels.
Speaker 3: I don't want to.
Speaker 2: You've also seen the Last of Us movie trailer four
Speaker 2: years I saw it and.
Speaker 1: It was fake.
Speaker 3: I saw it.
Speaker 1: It was fake, but I did see it, so you
Speaker 1: lie it. No, it was fake. I saw a fake one,
Speaker 1: but then you believe did where's the trailer for fake
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Speaker 2: of imminently. There's like I've got to rework some stuff,
Speaker 2: but by the time you hear it, everything should be
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Speaker 1: Out and then some other stuff unofficial drop unofficially, yeah,
Speaker 1: like unofficial, like we we gotta you know, it's very
Speaker 1: on brand for us. We got to just get moving,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh, there's one that I like, I'm pretty stoked about.
Speaker 1: There's like a hoodie.
Speaker 2: Uh that's like based on Taiju kind of monster movies
Speaker 2: that I think looks pretty dope. U.
Speaker 3: I had to piece for the merch. I got to
Speaker 3: like a personal piece. I got to draw something for
Speaker 3: the merch. Now you can't draw anything, but I think
Speaker 3: it make it funnier. No, I'll try really hard to
Speaker 3: I'll try like I actually like put my nose to
Speaker 3: the ground into to draw, and I'll cry afterwards because
Speaker 3: it'll be so bad.
Speaker 1: You know, I might have it, I might have to
Speaker 1: unlock it. You know you're you're how old? Are you
Speaker 1: older than I? Too old to unlock anything?
Speaker 3: That's not true?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not. What do you know you're not? What
Speaker 1: do you think you're Brian Grants? Did you g gotta like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm forty, it's gonna blossom. It is possible for other people,
Speaker 1: other people. You not you your skill set. You're never
Speaker 1: gonna learn anything else ever. Again. You're done. You're fucking
Speaker 1: You're You're delusional, You're crazy.
Speaker 3: I don't think. I don't think I'm gonna be able
Speaker 3: to draw, but I might be able to draw better
Speaker 3: than I think I can. I think you would have
Speaker 3: figured that out already. I don't draw, man, I can
Speaker 3: probably count. Well, then you can't. Then you can't say
Speaker 3: it is No, this is not a big enough is
Speaker 3: not a big enough palate? A bad craftsman blazes his tools. Yeah,
Speaker 3: what is this?
Speaker 1: And a bigger palette? A bigger palate called the palate?
Speaker 1: What are you saying?
Speaker 2: Paltate means yeah, you don't even know, you don't even know.
Speaker 1: Like the metaphors, I don't eat a bigger I need
Speaker 1: a bigger, bigger sheet of paper.
Speaker 2: Anyway, there's much over there, go out and grab it.
Speaker 2: Snark tank that shop. Uh, some fun stuff. Also, like
Speaker 2: a lot of the old stuff is still there. We're
Speaker 2: gonna think, we're gonna we should probably start cycling some
Speaker 2: of that stuff out so we can have like what
Speaker 2: are you doing?
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh, he's finally doing it.
Speaker 1: He's trying.
Speaker 3: Here we go sween.
Speaker 1: He's drawing, drawing a potatog Is that a letter something?
Speaker 1: I don't know where to start. I don't know have
Speaker 1: a little wild wings potato wedges. My brain is so
Speaker 1: fucking cacophon. I don't know where to aim even an idea.
Speaker 3: No, it's just it's this noiselezy, it's a storm in there.
Speaker 1: Think of something and then start to just start with
Speaker 1: a shape and make the shape into something. That's how
Speaker 1: it works. Like, I don't think about I don't think
Speaker 1: about what I'm gonna draw before I draw. You probably
Speaker 1: have an idea you're gonna draw a person, right, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean generally for the sac of like at least
Speaker 1: have that thought, like are you gonna draw it?
Speaker 3: I just do shapes.
Speaker 1: I do shapes, and I go from there, like Fisher Price, Dude,
Speaker 1: I'm really bad at I'm really really bad at drawing.
Speaker 2: Like you get okay, you you and Joe both like
Speaker 2: just I'm convinced you're just pretending to be as bad
Speaker 2: at drawing as you are.
Speaker 1: And I'm just not good at it. But how cold?
Speaker 1: But how can you not be if I feel like personally,
Speaker 1: like I don't know, maybe this is like a crazy thing,
Speaker 1: but like I feel like if you can write, if
Speaker 1: you can write, if you could be like these were
Speaker 1: this shape means this letter and make it into into
Speaker 1: a coherent sentence, you have the capability to draw. No,
Speaker 1: yes you do. No, I think so. I think you
Speaker 1: just refuse to No, it's about translation, Chris, exactly whoa
Speaker 1: whoa would that's translation?
Speaker 3: No, it's about like anyone can imagine things and conceptualized things.
Speaker 3: What happened is that you have to get it from here.
Speaker 1: You understand that's the medium.
Speaker 3: It's like someone knowing, like, oh, I know how to
Speaker 3: I know what a cat is, but I don't speak
Speaker 3: the same language as someone else, so I can't converse
Speaker 3: that I.
Speaker 1: Need what I cat.
Speaker 2: Are you under the assumption that you need to perfectly
Speaker 2: capture like are you like? Because that's not what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I'm not saying that you. Everybody knows. Everybody can draw
Speaker 2: to the point where they can, like, you know, do
Speaker 2: fucking amazing art. But they can do better than what
Speaker 2: I've seen You and Joe do. Oh probably Joe draws
Speaker 2: the same boxman forever and I'm just better.
Speaker 3: Edit. Though he got better at it, though he did
Speaker 3: increase his he got worse. No, early boxmen are pristine
Speaker 3: in comparison to his modernday draw clown Yeah, draw yeah,
Speaker 3: clown draw? Draw You can you draw yourself?
Speaker 1: Do you think you'd be able to draw yourself? No?
Speaker 1: That's that's hard to do. That's crazy because I feel
Speaker 1: like that's hard for that's like reserved for like true
Speaker 1: artists you think, so yeah, so huh, I think you're
Speaker 1: I think you're not giving yourself enough credit.
Speaker 2: Maybe maybe yes, Well, people have insulted me before. They say, like,
Speaker 2: you're very easy to draw, parentheses, derogatory.
Speaker 3: You, you don't have a very unique well you have,
Speaker 3: but you know, like but you're not like that's not
Speaker 3: an insult. You know, like you look you look like
Speaker 3: most like people, like a lot of people look.
Speaker 1: Like you just need a chin, nose, glasses. And then
Speaker 1: people that's what they think, right, They're like, oh, I
Speaker 1: got you. Yeah, yeah, that's why there are so many
Speaker 1: there's so many like people that have there's so many
Speaker 1: images of people that things have been sent your whye
Speaker 1: exactly way this looks like you.
Speaker 2: You're like, there's fan art of there's straight up fan
Speaker 2: art of other YouTubers that I have just taken that
Speaker 2: it's like that looks essentially like me, Like like that
Speaker 2: looks about like if somebody was trying to draw me,
Speaker 2: that would be kind of what they would draw. Although
Speaker 2: I have seen some people do it really really well
Speaker 2: where it's like, oh, there are people who are like
Speaker 2: really good. But if you were just doodling me, you
Speaker 2: could Yeah, what are you doing? He's it's kind of
Speaker 2: like an we gotta get a you know, we gotta
Speaker 2: do we gotta get it. I gotta figure out how
Speaker 2: to get a camera overhead of the table for like
Speaker 2: slot number three, so that way like we could see
Speaker 2: what what Sweeney's doing here.
Speaker 1: I guess we could just figure out another stand and
Speaker 1: put it just really you know, really tall, and then
Speaker 1: just lean it down. Can you hook up a webcam
Speaker 1: to this? Probably? Oh you can, no, because.
Speaker 3: There's no it's kind of doubling as a web candies cameras.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've just been from the USB, but I forgot
Speaker 2: to have an el Gato can.
Speaker 1: That sucks. I'm not done, not even trying. I don't
Speaker 1: know how to do it. What are you going to draw?
Speaker 1: I'm drawing.
Speaker 3: I'm sting about a face and I'm just gonna customize it.
Speaker 3: I'm going to fill it out, have more dimension.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 3: Well, while you're feeling it, understand, I'm just not We
Speaker 3: don't have to. It's also probably a fear of being
Speaker 3: able to drawing things as well, because I don't know
Speaker 3: how to draw things. Well, my brain's like I'll just
Speaker 3: do something simple. Yeah, I definitely, because I got made
Speaker 3: fun of really bad teacher when I dow some when
Speaker 3: I was younger.
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I'm out of this bitch. What
Speaker 1: the hell? What teacher would you want? Me? An asshole teacher?
Speaker 1: And somebody in front of my tree, I was, I
Speaker 1: drew a little tree and they were like, they were like,
Speaker 1: this is a fucking dumb ass lollipop. This isn't a
Speaker 1: real tree. And I was like, he said, it's a
Speaker 1: dumb ass lolly.
Speaker 3: He said, this is a lollipop tree, like it's not
Speaker 3: a real tree. And I'm in front of class, like
Speaker 3: I don't I'm trying.
Speaker 1: You were, You were in front of the class like
Speaker 1: this is a lollipop. This is not a tree. It's
Speaker 1: a dumb lollipop tree. And I was like, bro, it
Speaker 1: scarred him. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: I saw.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid to draw. That's that you have the lamest
Speaker 1: traumas you do one my mom. Substantial trauma.
Speaker 3: No, I don't even call that trauma. I'm lying, that's
Speaker 3: not really traumas. I didn't know the bitch that's crazy.
Speaker 2: Anyway, What's what's going on in the in the oh intro?
Speaker 1: Do you want to mention the intro contest.
Speaker 2: Because it might be it might be at play already,
Speaker 2: like by the time people here already heard.
Speaker 1: If if everything is gone according a plan, the intro
Speaker 1: was a winner, we kind of I would say there's
Speaker 1: an I'm gonna say there's an official winner. There's a
Speaker 1: runner up. Yeah, there's Yeah. I don't have your name,
Speaker 1: sir or ma'am, madam or whatever you are, whatever you
Speaker 1: want to call yourself, but we have sir, maam, so
Speaker 1: so sirmam. Yeah, it's just one or the other. He's
Speaker 1: trying himself. It's going it's going pretty well. I think
Speaker 1: I thought that was like the Staypuff it's close. It's
Speaker 1: kind with the Kingston haircut. But anyway, uh so, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's the Tsunami one. We have one that was also
Speaker 1: had another Tsunami vibe, but the official Tsunami one. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty nice. But I think what we might do
Speaker 1: is might interchange them every once in a while. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I kind of just you know, fuck around with them.
Speaker 1: But yeah, and we already do that with our existing
Speaker 1: intro anyway. Yeah, I kind of just slap a few things.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll put the short one if if I'm just
Speaker 1: kind of like, yeah, we let's get right into this
Speaker 1: kind of a thing.
Speaker 3: But whatever, there was for a while, I kept going
Speaker 3: shorter and shorter.
Speaker 1: It was just bored. I like the I like the
Speaker 1: one that was like there was one episode where it
Speaker 1: was like, hey, look it starts. I like that. It's
Speaker 1: kind of like I was gonna shorter than that and
Speaker 1: in the next one, but I was like, I just
Speaker 1: I should have I should have stuck with it. That's
Speaker 1: kind of that's kind of a great idea.
Speaker 2: But uh yeah, there's there's two that we really like
Speaker 2: it that they're they're they're the tunami based ones.
Speaker 1: We'll probably like flip around with him.
Speaker 2: Uh and uh yeah, yeah, so you'll you'll probably hear
Speaker 2: it by the time this episode. It'll it'll be at
Speaker 2: the beginning of this episode, presumably.
Speaker 1: Right those people I'm gonna get uh the other people
Speaker 1: we preciate it that, you know, the people that uh
Speaker 1: got in you guys, are you guys are you know
Speaker 1: you guys are hot. It was super cool. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: they were all really good. We're gonna reach out to
Speaker 1: the people that, uh, the the two the two winners,
Speaker 1: the one and the one in the two and uh,
Speaker 1: let me get you something nice. You something we're gonna
Speaker 1: I'll send an email and then we'll coordinate and shit
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah. Uh yeah, congrats, appreciated guys. Was fun.
Speaker 1: Sorry it took so long, but uh again, it's on
Speaker 1: brand for what we do, so podcast as you know,
Speaker 1: you know, you know I don't I don't need to
Speaker 1: say anything. Yeah yeah, so, uh so that's that you
Speaker 1: saw you you wanted, you wanted me to write this
Speaker 1: onto onto the list, so I assume you have something
Speaker 1: to say about it.
Speaker 2: You saw a joker, Oh yeah, I saw fall you do,
Speaker 2: so I did too. I went to I went to
Speaker 2: the theater and song he.
Speaker 3: Went to the theater.
Speaker 1: So I got one of those fucking you know Indian
Speaker 1: you know somebody some yay? Is he killing himself or
Speaker 1: is that a scart? It's just scarf. I thought that
Speaker 1: was like a noose with the and you just forgot
Speaker 1: to write the lines on the rope. Yeah, but you see,
Speaker 1: you see it's that looks better, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: That looks like at least a thing. Yeah, that's not
Speaker 1: like a person. That's not that bad. Like you could
Speaker 1: do that and then improve if you wanted to.
Speaker 3: If I could focus my ideas and then I could
Speaker 3: probably draw some frafties. And actually, I think this is
Speaker 3: the first time I've tried to draw something ever in
Speaker 3: like maybe like probably fifteen years confronting your trauma.
Speaker 1: Finally never never What was that? What was that teacher's name,
Speaker 1: social Security number, address, and family? They were there were
Speaker 1: mister Moldell, remember mister Moldell. It was like from Modell's,
Speaker 1: like the clothing store, the sporting store. I think you
Speaker 1: remember that.
Speaker 3: Of course I remember that as to get my fucking
Speaker 3: my sweatpants and my new stakers from every school year.
Speaker 1: Start to get my gym clothes from. It's not not anymore, No,
Speaker 1: obviously not, I mean school school gym. I was like, what,
Speaker 1: they don't exist, dude, they still exists.
Speaker 2: I don't think so. Anyway, Yes, Joker follow you do me?
Speaker 2: And Derek sad Kingston did not. I don't think he's not.
Speaker 2: He's not cultured enough.
Speaker 3: I have no want to see. It's like Joker so
Speaker 3: much for what it was, I don't need another one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I kind of That's kind of how I felt
Speaker 2: going into it, where I was just like, I don't
Speaker 2: know why.
Speaker 1: So here's how I felt about it.
Speaker 2: Initially, I was like, okay, if they're going to do
Speaker 2: another Joker movie. First of all, I didn't want one
Speaker 2: because I thought like no one did. I thought the
Speaker 2: idea of like the first one was really cool. The
Speaker 2: thing that I liked about it was literally the fact
Speaker 2: that it was a standalone movie that was like refreshing.
Speaker 2: It was like, Oh, they're doing like these like smaller
Speaker 2: like character piece's cool. I don't want to see that
Speaker 2: guy do Batman or like fight Batman.
Speaker 1: Are you kidding? It's so lame, there's no way. I
Speaker 1: didn't even think I was gonna like even in yeah, amazing,
Speaker 1: very very uh so I don't do night all right,
Speaker 1: all right, or maybe the Country New Year. So that
Speaker 1: really threw me off man.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I I didn't want another one, but I did
Speaker 2: think I did think away from him.
Speaker 1: No, I.
Speaker 2: Did think that if they were going to do another
Speaker 2: Joker movie, they would have to do something like really
Speaker 2: weird and crazy. And for me, the idea is like, oh,
Speaker 2: they're doing like a musical with Lady Gagays like Harley Wan.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's actually like so insane that it like, Okay,
Speaker 2: that could actually work. I like musicals. I'm like maybe
Speaker 2: one gene away from being gay. Honestly, Like I think,
Speaker 2: like I really like musicals. I like show tunes, I
Speaker 2: like that stuff. I'm gay, That's what I'm trying to say.
Speaker 2: But I hate musicals. I'm so gig coded pretty much
Speaker 2: everything else. But I don't hate musicals. But you like
Speaker 2: you're fond of Disney. That those two things.
Speaker 1: I so. I like Disney movies for not so much.
Speaker 1: To music is that this guy is just a memory.
Speaker 1: Let me, let me, let me know what's great. Let
Speaker 1: me let me no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: Tzan Tarzan's music in particular is really I think uh.
Speaker 3: I would say Mulana like a lot, but then.
Speaker 1: Like they're all really good.
Speaker 3: That's like the boys, yeah music, but the other ones,
Speaker 3: like some of them, I just have no I don't
Speaker 3: give a fuck about.
Speaker 1: You, like hell Fire from fucking Hunchback of You don't
Speaker 1: like it's I don't really have a lot of catches
Speaker 1: to that movie. Come.
Speaker 3: It was just I saw I heard Gypsyason, and I
Speaker 3: was like, I don't want to watch this. Have you
Speaker 3: seen that Movie's bad? She's bad? To risk it all?
Speaker 1: He hated. He hated her so much, and his dick
Speaker 1: loved her so much that he was going through turmoil.
Speaker 1: If you, if you, if you pay attention to the
Speaker 1: song is so good, The health fire song is so good.
Speaker 1: If you mute it, you'll pay attention to the actual scene.
Speaker 1: Dude as hard as a rock the entire time he
Speaker 1: in his robe. It's like just fucking jutted. And if
Speaker 1: you turn the music, as you turn that dick gets
Speaker 1: more visible. He's like that.
Speaker 3: It's dripping and ships rip, it's sticky, it's lid.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, I didn't, I didn't realize.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, Like I don't really like musicals
Speaker 3: that Disney movies are definitely something that considered different, but
Speaker 3: like going to like watch like You've.
Speaker 1: Been You've Been Tricked, I feel like Disney did a
Speaker 1: good job in some of.
Speaker 3: Its different from my mindset because I think I think,
Speaker 3: like like mis think.
Speaker 2: Of La Miss isn't a musical, it's an opera. It's
Speaker 2: an opera. That's actually why I hated Lamen is Actually
Speaker 2: I remember I remember going.
Speaker 3: To musical stop right and then opera. They just continue
Speaker 3: singing that the whole time. So yeah, I guess I'm
Speaker 3: more of a musical. Mostly that's what a music like generally,
Speaker 3: like an opera is.
Speaker 2: This is singing the whole time, and musical is like
Speaker 2: it's it's it is like it's a normal movie with
Speaker 2: like certain like surrealist kind of moments that kind of
Speaker 2: play out like okay, well this is like a song
Speaker 2: that explains like how characters feeling, or like a situation
Speaker 2: that's happening that really couldn't be conveyed in like a
Speaker 2: normal scene without it being long or like you know,
Speaker 2: really quick. There's a lot of good ship. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: like them a lot. I think they're like just there's
Speaker 2: just something like really catchy about a lot of them.
Speaker 2: I think they know they they're really good at writing,
Speaker 2: you know what.
Speaker 1: I think he's on he I think you're on the
Speaker 1: wave of because I'm in a similar wavelength where I'm
Speaker 1: not a huge fan of musicals unless they're fucking fire,
Speaker 1: and I feel like a lot of musicals just don't
Speaker 1: cut it for me personally. But Disney are so good,
Speaker 1: Like they're their musicals.
Speaker 3: That's that's what they that's what they do.
Speaker 1: It's kind of the bar for a lot of people.
Speaker 1: Would you consider would you consider, uh, Wicked a musical.
Speaker 3: Wicked's absolutely is it not? I guess I don't know.
Speaker 3: Musicals and operas were discued. I think that was the
Speaker 3: thing to be fair.
Speaker 2: I I don't know anything about Wicked, but like my
Speaker 2: assumption is that it's a play on Broadway.
Speaker 1: I would imagine that it's a music book.
Speaker 3: They sing and then it's yeah, it's it's songs interjected
Speaker 3: into the scenes of movie.
Speaker 1: It's like in the height. I mean, it's like anything.
Speaker 1: It's fucking like, well, I feel like there's nothing confusing
Speaker 1: about it. It's it's a movie and then there is
Speaker 1: number it's basically Bollywood. It's like, yeah, the movies, I
Speaker 1: think they're hilarious. Well they are. They're hilarious because I
Speaker 1: think you probably think the're hilarious because you think the
Speaker 1: movies the music is hilarious. It's probably no, the music
Speaker 1: is good. I think it's like, I think that's the
Speaker 1: the I don't understand this. It's a confusing I think
Speaker 1: how like they are like when they're you're senile and
Speaker 1: commit The.
Speaker 3: Action scenes are so fucking when there's actions things when
Speaker 3: it's not like an action movie, when it's sustrically like
Speaker 3: a love based movie. It's uh, it's obviously like music
Speaker 3: and singing, but like when it's action based scenes, they're
Speaker 3: so preposterous that I'm like, this is so fucking fun
Speaker 3: to watch.
Speaker 1: They're amazing, They're amazing. You your line of thought is insane.
Speaker 1: I don't understand it at all. How is it insane?
Speaker 1: Because like you're like, hey, Bollywood musicals are dope. I
Speaker 1: don't know like musicals. I'm admitting like Disney, I'm admitting
Speaker 1: I'm wrong. I'm admitting I'm wrong to being like, oh,
Speaker 1: my perspective of musicals was incorrect. I was taking more
Speaker 1: than Okay, So you understand that you you're a fan.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I ueah, but you guys, I don't know. You
Speaker 3: guys think I'm way more of a Disney fan than
Speaker 3: I am. And it's I like, I do like Disney.
Speaker 3: I'm not ashamed to acknowledge my enjoyment of some Disney things,
Speaker 3: like I really like Star Wars feeling your Disney. I
Speaker 3: like Marvel, which is now Disney, and my love for
Speaker 3: Marvel's not exactly for the Disney era.
Speaker 1: It's I've been at Disney like two years. Two years.
Speaker 1: You haven't been to Disney two years, not since, not
Speaker 1: since twenty twenty two. All right, fair enough, I guess yeah,
Speaker 1: because they had I have been to Disney in twenty years.
Speaker 3: You're not dating a girl who loves Disney.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: And if I did, I'd be like, listen, we're not
Speaker 2: doing We're doing this maybe once every fifteen years.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, why would I?
Speaker 1: It's so expensive. It's for no reason, That's my point,
Speaker 1: I think. And then the whole thing is like if
Speaker 1: what what are you actually going for? Because even if
Speaker 1: it is for the rides, for example, how many rides
Speaker 1: can you go on in a day?
Speaker 3: Not many?
Speaker 1: You can do a lot if you if you go
Speaker 1: all day, as if you're going all doing all day,
Speaker 1: what is a lot in your interpretation? Do you do?
Speaker 1: You can do pretty much every ride there.
Speaker 3: If you go one day, you'd be there, but you'd
Speaker 3: be there all day, that's the thing.
Speaker 1: You'd be there all day. Bro, I've done it? Do
Speaker 1: you have done it? Do you guys go on like
Speaker 1: these specific days that like? Because see, normal people have
Speaker 1: like weekends often ship usually so they get to go.
Speaker 1: I've never a park is packed and you have to
Speaker 1: wait in fuck an hour for one ride and to
Speaker 1: say you can go on every ride for being I'm like, bro,
Speaker 1: you would have You would have to be there all day.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 3: It's not like you go there hours like I go,
Speaker 3: like if I'm going to see like if I'm going
Speaker 3: with like little Jo, just do like a whole big
Speaker 3: day thing, right, sore getting there at like nine and
Speaker 3: we're leaving at like twelve. Literally, like I'm not kidding
Speaker 3: when I say where, they're all there for like fifteen. Yeah,
Speaker 3: and it's terrible. I hate it.
Speaker 1: And I imagine if you guys were count back, maybe
Speaker 1: hit like ten rides, I would say, on I would
Speaker 1: imagine you maybe hit like ten rds.
Speaker 3: So California Venturirez like what maybe like.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's there's two parks. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3: All right, I'm not doing I'm not doing. I don't
Speaker 3: do I don't do everything in both. That's that's a stump.
Speaker 3: That is not a fun way to exist.
Speaker 1: Right, I'm not even saying doing that, but I was
Speaker 1: just saying, like I was just counting that one park.
Speaker 1: It's already hard enough to do. Dude. We tried. Let's
Speaker 1: put let me put.
Speaker 3: It this way.
Speaker 1: We won a contest where Disneyland was open for four
Speaker 1: hours at the the what do you call it, the
Speaker 1: middle of the night, and we got to just have
Speaker 1: the park to ourselves. It was insane, and we tried
Speaker 1: to ride every ride with no lines. We didn't get it.
Speaker 1: We ran, we ran trying to get on every single ride,
Speaker 1: and I was like, there's too much shit to do
Speaker 1: and we didn't even have any fucking So I'm like perplexed.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I feel like maybe you guys are
Speaker 1: you're probably not telling the truth that you're probably Lily's
Speaker 1: in a wheelchair. She's pretaining. You know, she's got the
Speaker 1: fast tracks.
Speaker 3: We get the fast past thing for sure, we get
Speaker 3: the thing that you got the par an emergency and
Speaker 3: ship and you go to the fund just get on.
Speaker 2: Well the fast pass is a pretty important bit of context.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you do that. But but but it's the
Speaker 3: idea is that, like you, it's times. It's not like
Speaker 3: oh you skip to the front of the line like
Speaker 3: at X amount of time you schedule and you go
Speaker 3: there at this time to ride it.
Speaker 1: Well, okay, well that works now, yeah they changed that.
Speaker 1: What really appointments?
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, so you can so you can do things
Speaker 3: X amount of time and then you go because before
Speaker 3: its fascinating because it's just be people like doing the
Speaker 3: same fast passed ride over and over and over and
Speaker 3: over again. I remember going there at the freaking the
Speaker 3: Jersey six Flags and I did El Toro like nine
Speaker 3: times because no one could take me. I was like,
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna go back and line again.
Speaker 1: You know, I look at maybe that is a good
Speaker 1: that might be a good system, but I'm to me
Speaker 1: that kills the entire the wonder and exploration of a
Speaker 1: thing where it's like, oh we gotta be a space.
Speaker 1: It becomes a doctor's point, it's scheduling it.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm so gay. To me, I think it's
Speaker 3: a fun thing place to go every once in a while.
Speaker 3: I think, particularly during the holiday seasons, Halloween Town the time,
Speaker 3: it's fun. Christa's time, it's fun. Well look here's just
Speaker 3: because Jojo hasn't been. They're fun. But I wouldn't tell
Speaker 3: somebody to go because even for me, gave me tickets please.
Speaker 3: The point is, Lily, give me some tickets please.
Speaker 1: The point is I am I appreciated good music though, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what we're trying to get I would appreciate it.
Speaker 1: And I think the idea of like a musical about
Speaker 1: the Joker with Lady Gaga's Harley playing like the whole
Speaker 1: like shared delusion thing, I think that's dope. I think
Speaker 1: you can make that really great.
Speaker 3: I think the literal opposite, But I think I think
Speaker 3: I could just admit we just had a whole conversation
Speaker 3: about how that's not true. No, no, no, I think
Speaker 3: the musical aspect of that idea is dumb. I think
Speaker 3: musicals are fine because I think the Joker is a
Speaker 3: fucking dumb ass character.
Speaker 1: So you think the music and the Jokers a dumb character.
Speaker 1: But musicals, no, no, no, no, no, musicals.
Speaker 3: Musicals are fine as a thing, right, But I think
Speaker 3: a musical with the Joker and Harley Quinn sounds stupid
Speaker 3: because the Joker is just fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: That is where my argument comes from creative person.
Speaker 3: He's just such a like his character makes the same
Speaker 3: It's the same problem with Batman as well. These characters
Speaker 3: in the world they existence is stupid. Someone would kill them,
Speaker 3: they would just die. The cops would blow jokers head off,
Speaker 3: the cops, somebody, some random criminals would not well, the
Speaker 3: thing is right for Batman in particular, right for Batman
Speaker 3: in particular, any super Okay, a lot of them have
Speaker 3: powers that give them ridiculous pot devices, and I'm aware
Speaker 3: of that. It's really hard to put logic in these things.
Speaker 3: But Batman is meant to be the grounded one. Ques
Speaker 3: he's the human, He's human Nolan grounded character. The character
Speaker 3: of Batman is supposed to be the human human ingenuity.
Speaker 3: He's he's able to overcome because of his humanness. But
Speaker 3: then he goes and he knows every march. This motherfucker's
Speaker 3: a twenty five road that knows every martial arts. But
Speaker 3: he has money out all It's it's like, this is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Well see look at I feel like that was never
Speaker 3: the intention and someone just made that.
Speaker 1: It became that eventually, wasn't that. I feel like it
Speaker 1: feels like a zeitgeist to me, where it's like people
Speaker 1: just kind of lashed onto this idea that it never
Speaker 1: was supposed to be because if he was supposed to
Speaker 1: be humanized, he wouldn't be rich issues. He's supposed to
Speaker 1: be a human, not humanized. So many it's just like
Speaker 1: it's the same thing being like, oh you know, Spider
Speaker 1: Man's average everyday person and then it's like he got
Speaker 1: bitten by a radioactive thing. He has this thing that
Speaker 1: makes him inhuman anymore. He is now, he is now something.
Speaker 3: I agree now with the idea that Spider Man is
Speaker 3: and spider Man is a superhuman. Right, he's a super person.
Speaker 1: It is something that it is something that there has
Speaker 1: been the everybody, no matter what it is, they've been
Speaker 1: bestowed with something that makes it out of a regular person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Superman, Superman doesn't everybody's Batman's a god effectively, because going.
Speaker 1: To understand that, but like, let's let's let's back up, though,
Speaker 1: let's back up. Why in particular do you think Joker
Speaker 1: wouldn't work as a musical. You're saying Joke is a
Speaker 1: super character. But I'm like, first of all, that has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with anything. Think about who the who
Speaker 1: he is, who the Joke, what he's done, the ship
Speaker 1: that you've seen him do in in in cinema already
Speaker 1: in fucking in the comics. It doesn't.
Speaker 3: It doesn't just it doesn't sound interesting. I think it
Speaker 3: sounds the idea of like a musical about Joker about it,
Speaker 3: like him cutting out scenes to sing doesn't sound interesting
Speaker 3: because I think crazy.
Speaker 1: Literally, what made Arthur Fleck we got to stop talking
Speaker 1: over each other, by the way, it's a miserable listening experience.
Speaker 1: But go on.
Speaker 3: What made Arthur Fleck enjoy your was his like his insanity,
Speaker 3: his his like his sad demeanor and like how fucked
Speaker 3: up the world around him was. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is cool. I like the idea of this. It
Speaker 3: is very like so much so humanizing to a character
Speaker 3: that I felt like always was more of an entity
Speaker 3: than a person. But then them making a second movie
Speaker 3: I was into it, was like, Okay, I really don't
Speaker 3: care because we already did we already been there, done this.
Speaker 3: This character can just go off into the sunset as
Speaker 3: a good piece. But then them making it a musical
Speaker 3: from the jump, I was like, this doesn't feel like
Speaker 3: this character, this version of the character needs a musical. Okay,
Speaker 3: so that's not what you said, then the character needs
Speaker 3: a musical.
Speaker 2: Why do you make an argument and then you like
Speaker 2: flesh it out later after you've made the main point
Speaker 2: to the point where like it no longer applies to
Speaker 2: the first thing you said.
Speaker 1: I don't think it doesn't apply because you.
Speaker 2: Said a musical about the Joker is dumb, and then
Speaker 2: I said what makes it dumb? And then you're like, well,
Speaker 2: this Joker, that's a different conversation. Okay, So more or less,
Speaker 2: my statement is that actually makes me more sense because
Speaker 2: what I'm saying is the Joker in the sense to
Speaker 2: the Joker, the movie Joker, like that, like the movie
Speaker 2: the Joker. That's what a context? Did you start contexted
Speaker 2: that as well?
Speaker 1: I gotta. I still disagree, but I understand that I
Speaker 1: still don't think this character is like this is what
Speaker 1: is a musical? I think Mark hamp you know what
Speaker 1: I mean?
Speaker 2: Like I feel like a Mark Hamill in like a
Speaker 2: musical sitution, like a Mark Campbell Joker in a music
Speaker 2: makes perfect sense. So he's already like a surreal kind
Speaker 2: of over perfect sense that people find understing. I still
Speaker 2: would never find interesting personally. But also just don't like
Speaker 2: the Joker.
Speaker 1: Very from your perspective, because you have this weird dichotomy
Speaker 1: of that you like musicals but you don't like musicals.
Speaker 3: So I think that's like.
Speaker 1: Kind of weird because I like, to me, I would
Speaker 1: I would say this that say, as a fan of
Speaker 1: a musical. I'm like, I'm down for this. If it's good,
Speaker 1: that's basically what it But the one thing that I
Speaker 1: find that it matters the most if it's good or not. Honestly,
Speaker 1: that's the that's the biggest deciding factor obviously. But at
Speaker 1: the same time, you weren't interested in just when you
Speaker 1: heard it was the musical, you were immediately uninterested.
Speaker 3: You were you were an interested I would more interested
Speaker 3: immediately since there was a sequel. That was when my
Speaker 3: interest came from it and not musical. Musical was like,
Speaker 3: I don't really, I still don't like I'm still not
Speaker 3: hooked on it. But the moment I heard there was
Speaker 3: a sequel, I just like you weren't gonna see it?
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
Speaker 3: If if I if it got rander, if I got
Speaker 3: random reviews, I have to see it. You know, I'm
Speaker 3: not going to be like, oh, this movie is.
Speaker 1: Do you think it was?
Speaker 3: If the musical what it is?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: If I got rave reviews, you think you would? You would?
Speaker 3: I believe, yeah, why would?
Speaker 1: I not? Like I want to say, because the point
Speaker 1: you're saying that this Joker specifically, I feel like when
Speaker 1: it was announced as a musical, I thought a lot
Speaker 1: of people thought this was kind of a logical way
Speaker 1: for it to go because of how much music was
Speaker 1: involved in that first movie and how it helped he
Speaker 1: literally like dances constantly.
Speaker 2: It was very like I do think the tone of
Speaker 2: it would be, like the type of character that Arthur
Speaker 2: Fleck in that movie is would be difficult to translate
Speaker 2: to a musical. But I do think like that's correct,
Speaker 2: like the vibe of like just the fact that he
Speaker 2: dances all the time, and like.
Speaker 3: There was very music. It was very musical the production, it.
Speaker 1: Even just the stage. Yeah, I think it seemed like
Speaker 1: it could have translated pretty well. But now we get
Speaker 1: to the movie, Yeah, and where was it?
Speaker 3: Well did they have in general?
Speaker 2: Dude, I would argue that it's not even really a musical.
Speaker 2: I would argue that there's really there's like one there's
Speaker 2: one scene where it's like kind of a musical number
Speaker 2: where they're actually singing a song and they're actually like
Speaker 2: doing the heightened reality like kind of surreal kind of
Speaker 2: like involving other people in and it's kind of like
Speaker 2: a delusion in the mind of like it and it's
Speaker 2: kind of it's kind of cool, and then they just
Speaker 2: never do it again or before. And it's just a
Speaker 2: lot of the musical sequences in this movie are them
Speaker 2: kind of they're just sort of sitting there or standing
Speaker 2: there singing a song that you and they're not even
Speaker 2: really like in It almost feels like they're they're practicing,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Yeah, Like it seems like
Speaker 2: a practical like they're they're in their trailer rehearsing for
Speaker 2: the actual musical bit, and then the actual musical bit
Speaker 2: never happens. It feels like that first ten seconds before
Speaker 2: a song in a musical starts where they speak the
Speaker 2: words and then they never actually do the thing.
Speaker 1: It just never does it.
Speaker 2: It edges you the whole time. Basically, you're like, when's
Speaker 2: the fucking musical happening? And it sucks because dude, that
Speaker 2: so Lady Gaga put out like, uh like a record.
Speaker 2: It was literally called like Harlequin. I think it's all
Speaker 2: the songs from the from the movie where she sings
Speaker 2: all of them and it's great.
Speaker 1: It's so good, and I remember being like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: excited to hear this in the movie.
Speaker 2: Not once, not a single one of those songs on
Speaker 2: that entire album is in the movie except for like,
Speaker 2: except for That's Life, which she sings at the end credits. None,
Speaker 2: not not not that well, if and if they are
Speaker 2: in the movie, it's like again, not that version where
Speaker 2: it's like clean and great and like bombastic. It's just
Speaker 2: like kind of I don't even know how to describe it.
Speaker 2: They just like completely fucked the premise entirely. Spoiler's gonna
Speaker 2: be spoiler?
Speaker 1: How does it end? What happens at the end of
Speaker 1: the movie. Okay, so how about can we like, let's
Speaker 1: let's jump all the way there immediately because I just
Speaker 1: I just want to know what happens. I don't give
Speaker 1: a fun. I don't tell you, you don't give a fun.
Speaker 3: But we're talking about the movie.
Speaker 1: Can we just not.
Speaker 2: We'll get there eventually, will if anybody's curious, we'll, you know,
Speaker 2: we'll do like a sufficient spoiler warning or whatever.
Speaker 1: But yeah, because I imagine I was talking about some
Speaker 1: people gonna be like I have to see this in
Speaker 1: the same way. That's literally the only reason I want
Speaker 1: to s Yeah, I was like, I have to see,
Speaker 1: like I can't believe it's I'm being bombarded with reviews
Speaker 1: saying this ship is a fucking disaster, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: could it really be this bad? From watching it, I
Speaker 1: have a little bit of a different take that I
Speaker 1: feel like, I feel like this movie was a little
Speaker 1: bit too meta to enjoy. I agree. I think that
Speaker 1: because it's a movie about the first movie kind.
Speaker 3: Of yeah, and just making fun of the first movie
Speaker 3: and how ridiculous it was. Well look at no, Well,
Speaker 3: here's here's the thing. Here's what I think.
Speaker 1: I think. So this is what I kind of feel like.
Speaker 1: This is just from me watching. I don't know how.
Speaker 1: I didn't watch any of the reviews. I have no
Speaker 1: idea why people don't like it per se, because I
Speaker 1: wanted to go into it dry and so from my observation,
Speaker 1: I feel like it. No, it didn't appeal to anyone
Speaker 1: other than there's probably a small group of people who
Speaker 1: are like, kind of have this nihilistic point of view
Speaker 1: of stuff, and they're like, oh, this is funny. I
Speaker 1: like what they did because what it seems like, Okay,
Speaker 1: the musical. If you like musicals, you didn't like this
Speaker 1: fucking movie, because this was a shit musical. If you
Speaker 1: like the original, for you know, if you're one of
Speaker 1: those weirdos. I thought the Joker was cool, or you'd
Speaker 1: identify you didn't like this fucking movie if you just
Speaker 1: wanted to see a solid fucking movie. Well, the good
Speaker 1: scenes are interrupted by these shit fucking singing things. So
Speaker 1: it's just like you can't no one can really enjoy it.
Speaker 1: Because there were times so I was playing a video game,
Speaker 1: i was watching it, and then there was times where
Speaker 1: I'm enthralled in the scene like the fucking the Little Guy.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, that's the best movie. That's the best scene
Speaker 1: in the movie. Amazing scene. I'm fucking like really really
Speaker 1: into it. And then like as an example, after that
Speaker 1: or even before that, right before there was actually one
Speaker 1: of the only numbers in their musical numbers. He's dancing,
Speaker 1: and then you buy the shit. But like there is
Speaker 1: I'm being I'm really paying attention, and then it'll just
Speaker 1: cut to some bullshit, some lackluster shit song or something
Speaker 1: around like, yeah, this isn't even good. I was, you
Speaker 1: had my attention, and so I'm like, it's not like
Speaker 1: fucking you know, like you're watching Greece or something where
Speaker 1: you're kind of like shut the fuck up and sing already,
Speaker 1: because that's what you're here for. And it was the
Speaker 1: opposite where I'm like, this is a good scene. They're
Speaker 1: setting this up really well. The dialogue's good. I like
Speaker 1: Lady Gaga's acting there, Hey, you have a visitor. She's good,
Speaker 1: you have a visitor. She's fucking she's doing her thing.
Speaker 1: He's like exposing her for like being a fucking liar
Speaker 1: and stuff. And then all of a sudden, in the
Speaker 1: most tone, why dude, birds suddenly up here, and.
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, this sucks, Yeah, it's and what
Speaker 2: sucks about that is and you have to understand, like
Speaker 2: I watched this movie after listening to the album, right,
Speaker 2: that song on the album is great. It's it's it's
Speaker 2: like they it's almost like every song on the album.
Speaker 2: They took like the first take in the in the
Speaker 2: in the trailer.
Speaker 1: And put it in the movie. And I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'm just like about that, so the same like the
Speaker 1: Nihilists that in probably only small few people. I feel
Speaker 1: like the meta part of it is and I feel
Speaker 1: like this is just bad execution. It's supposed to be shitty.
Speaker 1: It's supposed to be shitty because the Joker would have
Speaker 1: a shitty musical. If you if you understand what I'm saying, yeah,
Speaker 1: the Joker is such a fucking loser, and even like
Speaker 1: in his crazy worldview, like we're kind of seeing what
Speaker 1: we're seeing it. We're watching how a Joker thing would
Speaker 1: play out in his head. It's probably grandiose and awesome. Yea,
Speaker 1: she was singing, it would probably sound fucking beautiful. But
Speaker 1: like this is like reality, like flat gross. Yeah, like
Speaker 1: and I feel like I feel like it's kind of
Speaker 1: meta in a way that there's years removed. Some people
Speaker 1: are gonna be like, oh, this was actually kind of brilliant.
Speaker 1: I think it's interesting. I was, I'll say this evout it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was interested the entire time because it was
Speaker 2: like the only it was the only movie that I've
Speaker 2: seen recently where I'm like, I have no fucking clue
Speaker 2: where this is going.
Speaker 1: Like a lot of movies are like.
Speaker 2: Really predictable, and you can get like, okay, I can see,
Speaker 2: you know, even even the movies that I like, you know,
Speaker 2: like Alien Romulus, Like I loved it. I had a
Speaker 2: great time in that theater, but like I knew, you know,
Speaker 2: I got it, like I understood where we were.
Speaker 3: That's an alien movie. You know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's there's comfort in that, and that's cool
Speaker 2: and I think you can still execute that well. But
Speaker 2: like this one was like I we were going to
Speaker 2: the prison outside, the person back to the person outside,
Speaker 2: practiced in and you're just like, what the fuck are they?
Speaker 1: Where are we? Are we gonna end where we started?
Speaker 1: Like what's going on? Like what is what is the
Speaker 1: point of this is?
Speaker 2: I was genuinely interested the entire time, but I was
Speaker 2: also just trying to figure it out. Yeah, which so
Speaker 2: I don't so I feel one of I feel two
Speaker 2: ways about it, where like I didn't really have that.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's a movie that I would want
Speaker 2: to see again multiple times or anything. No, I think
Speaker 2: the more I think about it, the more I think
Speaker 2: it failed that its main premise.
Speaker 1: But the more I kind of like how weird it was?
Speaker 1: You know what? Its movie at all? No, that's it's
Speaker 1: more interesting. That's a proper movie. The first one, right,
Speaker 1: this one with a script, This one feels like it
Speaker 1: And I'm not saying it's a one to one. It's
Speaker 1: just reminiscent to me of how we felt or how
Speaker 1: we feel about Spider Man three. Samarini Spider Man three
Speaker 1: where that's a good point. Yeah, because I feel like
Speaker 1: that's what's gonna happen, Because as I'm paying attention to it,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I think people are gonna realize later why
Speaker 1: this is fucked and because and it's just unfortunately, no,
Speaker 1: the director can't hold people's hand to explain how you're
Speaker 1: supposed to enjoy it. That's kind of the You don't
Speaker 1: do that as a director. You don't do as an artist.
Speaker 1: If you're you're a bad artist. If you're doing that,
Speaker 1: it's like explaining the joke, right, like what the fuck
Speaker 1: are you doing? So I feel like it's it's it's impossible.
Speaker 2: Well, there's even that scene in the movie where he
Speaker 2: gets like you wouldn't get it or whatever, and it's
Speaker 2: like lame, like at the end of the at the
Speaker 2: end of the first movie that was like the Stinger
Speaker 2: where he's like, yeah, you wouldn't get it, you wouldn't
Speaker 2: get the joke, which is cool.
Speaker 1: Like I like that. I like that ending. The ending,
Speaker 1: I will say, is terrible. The ending. Yeah, I think
Speaker 1: the any I think genuinely sucks you.
Speaker 3: I care about hit by a bustle something like that.
Speaker 2: I mean it's not that different. So like what I'm close,
Speaker 2: you're not really like Okay, So here's what happens. Uh
Speaker 2: spoiler alert for the for the end of joke Joker too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll put I'll put a Joker icon for why
Speaker 1: put a gift of a dance like a really shitty
Speaker 1: clip art gift of a dancing clown over the entire
Speaker 1: time that we're talking about. Uh. The so he there.
Speaker 2: The home movie centers around the trial of the Joker basically,
Speaker 2: and during the trial, like people outside blow the wall up,
Speaker 2: I don't know whatever, But he runs to the stairs
Speaker 2: and he meets the lady guy guys like ah, and
Speaker 2: at some point he admits on on the stand that
Speaker 2: they're like, there is no Joker. I'm kind of like,
Speaker 2: you know, I'm I'm I'm lame and dumb and gay
Speaker 2: and he basically says those words in those words exactly,
Speaker 2: and then later got gotta lose his interest and then
Speaker 2: he you know, he gets broken out of the out
Speaker 2: of the courthouse. He goes to the stairs, he meets
Speaker 2: up with her. He's like, oh, we can we can
Speaker 2: run away together, and she's like, well, you just admitted
Speaker 2: that it's gone so we got no fantasy left, Like
Speaker 2: there's nothing that was in for the fantasy, and like,
Speaker 2: you fucked it up.
Speaker 1: I think it's actually super interesting, But where's the where's
Speaker 1: the joke of baby? Because that's so real, by the way,
Speaker 1: Like that what I that's the thing.
Speaker 2: It's like, that's what bothers me about the parts of
Speaker 2: this movie because I'm like, that's a dope idea. The
Speaker 2: idea that's like, yeah, she Harley's only interested in him
Speaker 2: because because of this persona and the like the idea
Speaker 2: that it's like not real. It's like I won't give
Speaker 2: a fuck, right because that's how I'm not gonna generalize.
Speaker 1: But whatever, damaged man, bro whatever, whatever, whatever. I think
Speaker 1: that's a dope idea. But then like he just kind
Speaker 1: of goes back to prison.
Speaker 2: They could they take him back to prison, and then
Speaker 2: like he gets called into some he's like, oh, you
Speaker 2: got to visit her, and then he gets lured into
Speaker 2: a hallway and some other guy goes, hey, can I
Speaker 2: tell you a joke? And he basically like it goes
Speaker 2: I don't remember what the joke is, because uh, the
Speaker 2: punchise is you get what you deserve, and he shanks
Speaker 2: him a bunch of times and he just dies on
Speaker 2: the floor. But then in the background, that guy who
Speaker 2: shanks him is like out of focus and he's like
Speaker 2: sitting like on a bench and he's like cutting, he's
Speaker 2: cutting the smile into his face and it is scars.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's like you hear that under his breath.
Speaker 1: He goes like, I'm he He turns the cameras like,
Speaker 1: I am Heath Ledger.
Speaker 3: I'm Heath Ledger.
Speaker 1: I never actually died. I'm actually not imagine if this
Speaker 1: whole time he was faking his death and he comes
Speaker 1: back for that. No, no, no, would be that would
Speaker 1: be amazing. I would make it extend because I want
Speaker 1: such a hard ovation. I would like to turn ten
Speaker 1: feet tall, like slowly. I would grow extra arms. I
Speaker 1: turned into what his name, man Spider, No, no, dude,
Speaker 1: dude from motal Kombat. Uh, turn it to go, and
Speaker 1: then I'd spawned terrified, turned in a girl like I
Speaker 1: was like about sitting there and you turned in al
Speaker 1: just my fingers clean. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So and then yeah, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die
Speaker 3: in two hours. I can feel it.
Speaker 1: But yeah, so that's how it ends basically.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he dies, and then the guy behind and
Speaker 2: like cuts the smile in his face, and it's like,
Speaker 2: I guess the implication is that if there is any
Speaker 2: if there is a real joker, this is like the model, right,
Speaker 2: this is not the one, right, this is like it's like,
Speaker 2: this guy's fucking lame.
Speaker 1: Actually, I'm gonna go do the real thing. I guess, like,
Speaker 1: which is like you kind of put it into like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: this guy couldn't do all the crazy ship that the
Speaker 1: joker baby really did. So he baby steals the moniker.
Speaker 1: He essentially becomes a legacy character that I fucking knew.
Speaker 3: I'll tell people that they'll.
Speaker 1: Somebody would. So so he dies and he's like he's
Speaker 1: a loser. Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Do you think the black joke would have as much
Speaker 3: success as a white joker?
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you wouldn't be able to tell he's black.
Speaker 1: What if he if he had like a black fo type. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, like I can tell you I think he
Speaker 1: would have died. He's a black man by his features,
Speaker 1: unless he like like Jesse Williams or I look like
Speaker 1: a black person because you're black. But if you straight
Speaker 1: your hair, do you think if you straighten your hair.
Speaker 1: It would be kind of hard. And you painted your face,
Speaker 1: it would be kind of hard to tell you. I
Speaker 1: have to bias, so like I can't. I've only known
Speaker 1: him as a black I can't. Yeah, but he's always
Speaker 1: complaining about his white nose. It was I never said
Speaker 1: I have a white person. I have a pointy nose.
Speaker 1: I don't know a white Person's sit here and pretending
Speaker 1: me like you've never joked a white I.
Speaker 3: Never said it's a white person. I said it's a
Speaker 3: pointy fucking nose that doesn't fit my face. I said
Speaker 3: it's not a black person knows exactly, So.
Speaker 1: What is it? I don't know. There's other things that black.
Speaker 1: It's got to be a white person. It's not black.
Speaker 1: I'm a fraud.
Speaker 3: I don't have I don't have BLACKLA like this.
Speaker 1: This was really broad. You have a creative character. He's
Speaker 1: mostly what does that? How does that strike you?
Speaker 3: You love it?
Speaker 1: I think it's funny. He got stabbed. I want to
Speaker 1: laughed ass off at that part. It was kind of fun,
Speaker 1: to be honest. I don't know, man, I just I
Speaker 1: just think like it.
Speaker 2: Sucks t is that everybody does a good job in
Speaker 2: the movie, like all the actors do a great job,
Speaker 2: and like the sets are good, and then it's just
Speaker 2: like the music song.
Speaker 1: What hurts? So is the Spider in three kind of
Speaker 1: situation hurts is better? Yeah? What hurts.
Speaker 3: Is that this is going to affect the the knowledge
Speaker 3: of the first one. That's the problem.
Speaker 1: I guess I don't know where, Like, I kind of
Speaker 1: don't think it does.
Speaker 3: To be honest, I think it's by nature it does
Speaker 3: be in a sequel, you know, unfortunately, don't We're still
Speaker 3: gonna be a good movie, no matter, it's don't have
Speaker 3: its merits. But a if a if you make a
Speaker 3: series of things, if you make a sequel to something
Speaker 3: to make a first book right, Book one is fantastic,
Speaker 3: Book two very good, but book three sucks. That is
Speaker 3: a bit of the perspective is like, oh the way
Speaker 3: it ends because of Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1: I know what you're saying.
Speaker 3: The first five seasons are fantastic, the last three seasons
Speaker 3: are bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah. The only reason I disagree with this is because
Speaker 1: nobody wanted to see in the first place. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: it kind of doesn't matter. I think, I don't.
Speaker 3: I think that'll do some lifting for it, not to.
Speaker 1: Be as touch bad. I think the first movie is
Speaker 1: still fantastic. It has not done anything. I feel like
Speaker 1: people yearned.
Speaker 3: I think we're sensible. That's why I will say that
Speaker 3: We're sense. Was oh yeah, but the second was so bad.
Speaker 1: That's why it's even doing so so poorly. Yeah, nobody cared, said.
Speaker 2: I didn't care until I was promised the musical and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh sick, and then there just wasn't
Speaker 2: so I'm like, okay, cool, dude, that it sucks.
Speaker 1: How good that album is?
Speaker 2: Like it's so it's all these all and it's to
Speaker 2: be fair, it is show tunes like, so it's like
Speaker 2: I don't know your mileage may vary.
Speaker 1: I love that ship.
Speaker 3: That's bad.
Speaker 1: Let's think about how I love it. Let's think how
Speaker 1: bad this musical was. There There is no there was
Speaker 1: no fucking earworm to me. Fortunately there are on the album.
Speaker 1: That's what's so annoying. That is so weird.
Speaker 2: Like they obviously do like and a lot of the
Speaker 2: songs that they sing like shitty in the movie, like
Speaker 2: around the album.
Speaker 1: But it's just like, dude, just do the number that
Speaker 1: I heard, like, do it?
Speaker 2: Imagine imagine if the Tarzan soundtrack came out and it
Speaker 2: was like Phil Collins, it's banging, but like in the movie,
Speaker 2: it's an actual cave man trying to sing. You're like,
Speaker 2: oh no, look for me, Like that's kind of what
Speaker 2: it's like. Honestly, it's it's like listening. That's how jarring
Speaker 2: the movie was to be. It was like it was
Speaker 2: as if I was gasolated to thinking Phil Collins would
Speaker 2: be in this movie and he just wasn't.
Speaker 1: They wasted. They wasted lyrics. I want to know, goggle
Speaker 1: boom go we go that they leave it.
Speaker 3: That's pretty good. Yeah, he's pretty good.
Speaker 1: You see that was it oblivion? That one MPC that
Speaker 1: where they left in that fucking take where oh yeah,
Speaker 1: let me do it again, let me do that again.
Speaker 1: It's so amazing. I love that stuff, so amazing. Look, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I like old.
Speaker 2: I like old, like when when video games were like
Speaker 2: they made a lot of money, but they didn't like
Speaker 2: make bank, you know, like when they were just like
Speaker 2: we'll make enough to make another game and live relatively comfortably.
Speaker 1: That was a good time. It had.
Speaker 2: Like even Skyrm Skirim is so quaint by today's standards,
Speaker 2: because like there's like what like five actors in that game.
Speaker 1: For for like all the people genuinely no more than
Speaker 1: ten for real, like for real, Like I genuinely think
Speaker 1: the voice cast is like maybe six people. It's like
Speaker 1: and that's like the long list, you know, it's three women,
Speaker 1: three men. Characters I think there are there are for
Speaker 1: the MPCs, there are genuinely like ten people, and then
Speaker 1: for the characters there are people, but like ten people yeah,
Speaker 1: probably seven eight, like for real, no more than ten.
Speaker 1: There's no more than ten voice actors in Skyrim. Oh,
Speaker 1: I forgot I forgot what that guy's name is. Maybe
Speaker 1: maybe for the DLC they got one other person that
Speaker 1: is seventeen.
Speaker 3: The ship.
Speaker 1: He's he's he's uh, he's Bailey in a mass effect,
Speaker 1: that Captain Bailey. Oh yeah, and then he's uh, he's
Speaker 1: Salt Tai and Bautstar Galactica. I forgot his name whatever,
Speaker 1: he's oldest Shiite, he's like, uh, General Tallis. I think
Speaker 1: he's close to the Imperial It's it's that guy. I
Speaker 1: forgot his name, but I recognized him immediately. I was like, Oh,
Speaker 1: there's a somebody different, there's a there's a somebody actually
Speaker 1: recognized the storm Cloks with the Imperials. Everybody did the
Speaker 1: storm Cloaks first.
Speaker 3: I imagine.
Speaker 1: I don't remember what I did. I don't think I
Speaker 1: gave a ship.
Speaker 2: Rise look with all due respect, Like even back then,
Speaker 2: when I was like really enthralled with Skyrim, I still
Speaker 2: kind of didn't really care about fantasy stories. I cared
Speaker 2: more about just like let me just let me. The
Speaker 2: second I got out of that cave or whatever, I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm off doing some other ship, Like I
Speaker 2: could give a fuck what's going on with this civil war?
Speaker 1: Fuck you?
Speaker 2: I just I had it in the mind of like
Speaker 2: I generally try to play role play in some way
Speaker 2: a character that is me, where it's just like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm about to be executed and now I'm free.
Speaker 1: I'm not involving myself with any.
Speaker 3: Of the people I just communicated with her are kidding me?
Speaker 1: Like, oh, like I can't trust any of these people.
Speaker 1: I'm leaving.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go into the woods and fucking kill bears
Speaker 2: until I'm fucking super strong and then kill everybody.
Speaker 3: I remember that scene, but I think I did. I
Speaker 3: think I think this war is happening and you like
Speaker 3: walk up on fucking I think it's white Run and
Speaker 3: then how a fucking fight is happening, and I feel
Speaker 3: like I feel like a visual like top down look
Speaker 3: at that would be so crazy because there's just these
Speaker 3: people fighting with like swords, road like trashly. Then this
Speaker 3: one guy comes in and shouts someone's skin off their body,
Speaker 3: fucking teleports away, sending Cassi fireballs, putting rooms down that
Speaker 3: people are already inside of so if they twitch at all,
Speaker 3: they blow up.
Speaker 1: And I was like, man, you guys are getting molested
Speaker 1: by me. Yeah, if you're like on one of the side,
Speaker 1: I say, if if you side with the storm clothes,
Speaker 1: if you're like the Imperial, you would be like if
Speaker 1: you're in Peripal, you'd be like, I'm gonna go.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna yeah, you see what it's head, He's fine.
Speaker 3: That's kind of the problem with those games.
Speaker 2: It's like you you are so strong that it really
Speaker 2: doesn't make sense that anyone would oppose you.
Speaker 1: Like everything, that's everything, that's every game.
Speaker 3: Late game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny. I know, you steal something and then
Speaker 1: the guards will continuously fight you and you're like, dude,
Speaker 1: I killed one hundred of your homies.
Speaker 2: I literally screamed your son off of a mountain. I
Speaker 2: long for the confidence of like a sky Rim n PC, right,
Speaker 2: Like I long for that confidence to be like it's
Speaker 2: the dragon born, get him.
Speaker 1: Get What the hell are you gonna do? Charles?
Speaker 3: It's like, what are you you're gonna I'm fighting you.
Speaker 3: In the middle of the fight, a bow at the
Speaker 3: sun and I shoot it and it turns to sort
Speaker 3: of night time.
Speaker 1: I never did that. I saw it on you never
Speaker 1: did it. I knew that it was a thing that
Speaker 1: you could do, but it looked so cool.
Speaker 3: That shit is so dangerous because you do it, and
Speaker 3: then there are gargoyles and wirrelds and ship running around
Speaker 3: in broad daylight and it's a really bad He's just
Speaker 3: walking through the trap and then you see like some
Speaker 3: guy you see a bounty coming to attack you, and
Speaker 3: then a wolf attacked him and you're like whoa. And
Speaker 3: then you use the time shout so you can run
Speaker 3: faster away.
Speaker 2: Skyrim is so special, man, I even as we're talking
Speaker 2: about it, like I like, I want to play it,
Speaker 2: but like I know I won't because there's there's so
Speaker 2: much to play right now.
Speaker 1: But like I always like every time it's there's something.
Speaker 1: Every time it's mentioned, I'm like, fuck that feeling. It's
Speaker 1: a good feel.
Speaker 3: I overplayed that game.
Speaker 1: I didn't. I don't. I didn't have anything left to do. Really,
Speaker 1: it's the most hours I've ever sunk into a game. Actually,
Speaker 1: well that wasn't like some passive bullshit, but like, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: this like actively playing something. There's probably the closest life
Speaker 1: I had to like a probably a thou close to
Speaker 1: a thousand hours.
Speaker 2: I'm oh, easily, yeah, on doubted, I'm definitely like five
Speaker 2: hundred hours between all the versions of it that I
Speaker 2: got right and played.
Speaker 1: Absolutely I want to play it again. But also I
Speaker 1: just can't. I just I don't know, man, I just don't.
Speaker 1: There's just others I could. I just there's just there's
Speaker 1: other stuff. If I was simple, like my friend, I
Speaker 1: envy him where he buys like a game a year
Speaker 1: and then he just sinks hours and hours into that game,
Speaker 1: like three in the last two weeks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just for work.
Speaker 1: I'm trying. Yeah, Like I have about three hundred hours
Speaker 1: in Silent Hill too. What was that game just come out?
Speaker 1: You just weren't turning it off? Can you imagine youipating
Speaker 1: hundreds of hours? Inside was like so boring and I
Speaker 1: shouldn't have I don't know why. It was like what
Speaker 1: I had. That game kind of spoiled for me. Unfortunately.
Speaker 1: I actually missed out on it growing up, and I
Speaker 1: had it recently, kind of like an I didn't play
Speaker 1: when I was I didn't play when it came out.
Speaker 1: It really I was totally a residable Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: that's fair.
Speaker 2: It's is definitely more action oriented, even even to remake
Speaker 2: and like Resnevil two in general, like those even the
Speaker 2: older Resideval games are like a lot more action heavy.
Speaker 1: But I don't know who's really good it's but it's
Speaker 1: more heavy. It's like more like anxiety. It's more anxious
Speaker 1: than it is like scary. It's a tension I guess right,
Speaker 1: which is cool. I haven't really like played it's been
Speaker 1: a one since I played a hard game like that.
Speaker 1: I don't play games that scare me because I'm a
Speaker 1: fucking bitch. Yeah, you're a pussy pussy coward. I'm a coward, coward.
Speaker 1: I'm afraid. I don't want to be.
Speaker 3: Absolutely the last time something in a game genuinely scared me,
Speaker 3: like even like I can get jumped here.
Speaker 1: That's not fair, but like that's easy because that's it's
Speaker 1: more of a startle. Yeah, if you put a bunny
Speaker 1: on a screen really quickly, I'll be like, whoa, that's
Speaker 1: a bunch. I genuinely jumped when the dad in Resident
Speaker 1: Evil seven just busted out of the wall because you
Speaker 1: weren't expecting it, because he never showed that like.
Speaker 3: He could do.
Speaker 2: The last time that I remember getting genuinely scared from
Speaker 2: a video game was I think it was Residue. It
Speaker 2: was the most recent Resident Evil, not the remake with
Speaker 2: the baby. Yeah, you were there with the baby. That
Speaker 2: is gross thing because the thing that makes that effective,
Speaker 2: it's like the piano in Super Mario sixty four where
Speaker 2: it's just like the rest of Resident Evil village is
Speaker 2: so not scary, you know, it's it's it's creepy, I guess,
Speaker 2: but like it's not really like it's not really scary
Speaker 2: to move through the Lady Demotrasc's mansion.
Speaker 1: It's not really that scary.
Speaker 3: I was, I literally was.
Speaker 1: Mods. I'm like, yeah, I was breaking up the whole time.
Speaker 1: It's not really scary.
Speaker 2: I'm just like very morning like zombies, even her like her,
Speaker 2: what is it her daughters or whatever, her sisters or yeah,
Speaker 2: like I'm just like I love this place, so I.
Speaker 1: Want to live here. Yeah, why would I mind being here?
Speaker 2: I don't care if it probably thinks probably corpses every
Speaker 2: probably fucking horrible, but yeah, and like the swamp is
Speaker 2: kind of cool, Like werewolves aren't really that scary, and
Speaker 2: then like the factory is like what it's the Factory
Speaker 2: is more annoying than anything, and so like the rest
Speaker 2: of that game is more of like it's more of
Speaker 2: like an adventure game to me, and then you get
Speaker 2: to that fucking house and it's just immediately disturbing, like
Speaker 2: immediately like.
Speaker 1: Happens, get taken away? Yeah, you're fucking putting a bunch
Speaker 1: of fucking hallways. It's scary, like it is. It is authentically.
Speaker 2: I got so into it and it really did like
Speaker 2: not since like I think before that, so that was
Speaker 2: like what what was Resonable Villains?
Speaker 1: I was twenty nineteen, twenty twenty one, I think really
Speaker 1: don't remember during the pandemic was ding pandemic? No, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, because I remember the apartment that we were in. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so twenty twenty one, twenty twenty Uh, the last time
Speaker 1: I was scared before that was literally like by a
Speaker 1: video game. Probably was like two thousand and seven. I
Speaker 1: remember it was the demo for BioShock. The demo for
Speaker 1: Bioshocks scared the shadow of me because I was like
Speaker 1: a kid, you know, and then like the beginning is
Speaker 1: genuinely horrifying.
Speaker 2: He scared me Ptah, I never actually played, like I
Speaker 2: sat in rooms with people as they played it, but
Speaker 2: I never I never actually scared me. I don't get
Speaker 2: scared very off thing because that is I'm apathetic as fuck,
Speaker 2: but like I fucking I was like, oh, this is
Speaker 2: kind of creepy. Then I went to bed, it started.
Speaker 1: Getting scared, and I didn't my brain continue to frighten me,
Speaker 1: like I'm just gonna go to It just happened.
Speaker 2: Like getting getting scared by video games happens to me
Speaker 2: so rarely that I like I remember them vividly, like
Speaker 2: when it happens, like I remember it was BioShock. It
Speaker 2: was the beginning when like the fucking Spicer guts that
Speaker 2: guy and then you're in the elevator with like nothing,
Speaker 2: and then and then it gets dark and.
Speaker 1: It's like she's screaming and like scraping holes in it, and.
Speaker 2: It's just like mm, and then the door and then
Speaker 2: it gets quiet, and then the door opens and I'm like, nah, bro,
Speaker 2: I don't want like it's so funny. How immediately that
Speaker 2: became that that game becomes like not scary, but you
Speaker 2: gain power.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you immediately gained ability to fight back. That's why
Speaker 1: it's not scary, right right right, But that that start.
Speaker 2: I remember playing it up to that point and being like,
Speaker 2: I shut the demo off and I was like, I'll
Speaker 2: play this when I'm a grown up.
Speaker 1: I remember I had that thought, and I think I
Speaker 1: played like two or three years later. It's like Insult
Speaker 1: seven when you lose your weapons at the end, when
Speaker 1: you're put against all those fucking trees and your gun
Speaker 1: is gone and you just have to look for a gun,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I hate that had a gun. I
Speaker 1: was on frror game.
Speaker 2: It's meant to do that, meant to meant to set
Speaker 2: you back, like hard games, like it benefits from that,
Speaker 2: but like I hate it when it happens in like
Speaker 2: an action game, like when it happens in like ghost
Speaker 2: Sushima or something, and you're like all your STEP's gone
Speaker 2: and it's like, I'm like, don't do this to me.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not scared, I'm just annoyed now, It's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's all it is.
Speaker 1: Annoying anyway. Annoying is when you get arrested and they
Speaker 1: put you in a den without your fucking all your
Speaker 1: fucking ship. But like I have magic, idiot, I'm a god.
Speaker 1: I can start to teleport. I literally just teleported.
Speaker 3: Out the thing.
Speaker 1: And I was like, that's that is a that's a problem.
Speaker 3: Sometimes back on it. Kill the fuck out of the guard. Anyway,
Speaker 3: Why would you be a guard in that universe? Why
Speaker 3: would you be a guard in these worlds who have
Speaker 3: these wild powers? Probably it's probably the only you can get.
Speaker 1: It has to be that. It's it's the only thing
Speaker 1: you can get. There's only like one store in every city,
Speaker 1: so I mean there's not really much retail. Yeah, Brian,
Speaker 1: Brian has a stronghold on general goods. Have you ever.
Speaker 2: Imagined because the transition between like village to like full
Speaker 2: on civilization is not really that explored really, And what
Speaker 2: I mean by that is like can you imagine like no, no,
Speaker 2: what I mean is like in in like an old
Speaker 2: timey game, can you imagine like what would be like
Speaker 2: a like a Walmart equivalent of like a village like
Speaker 2: and was that has anyone in that point in history
Speaker 2: and time ever had like the gumption to be like,
Speaker 2: I think we can do more.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: What was the first martual Walmart? There's like markets, no, no,
Speaker 1: But what I mean is like what was the first
Speaker 1: spiritual Walmart? Like the first like they're Liketorically, there is
Speaker 1: something that is probably well documented that some families became
Speaker 1: a monopoly or something because I was literally the Walton family.
Speaker 3: What happened is there was like there was eventually like
Speaker 3: just stands and they were like, oh, this person owns
Speaker 3: this whole entire plot of area. There's effectively we're gonna
Speaker 3: make up, We're gonna turn it under something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a bunch of markets. People are selling different things,
Speaker 1: and then a person that was making a lot of
Speaker 1: money selling one specific thing realized if I sell more
Speaker 1: of that person stuff cheaper, eventually they'll run and they'll
Speaker 1: run out of business.
Speaker 3: And now I have this, and so they just can
Speaker 3: consolidate and.
Speaker 1: They're like, I'll hire you to do this that my
Speaker 1: thing less way less for way less get paid way
Speaker 1: less because you're not an owner.
Speaker 3: Either you're not gonna eat or you're gonna get paid
Speaker 3: way less capital them as fucking evil dude.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I want to get into the questions. Yeah, all right,
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Speaker 2: He says, well, help, No, Actually we'll go into this question.
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Speaker 2: actually I don't normally do this, but like I just
Speaker 2: saw this and it makes it's so it's contextually funny.
Speaker 2: Can shirtman take numbers away from can't count past three?
Speaker 1: Man? Rode in? Holy shit, that's too much to get into.
Speaker 2: That's too much to get into right now, but he says,
Speaker 2: super brief question for famous Disney adult Sweeney says, do
Speaker 2: you like any of the Disney licensed cartoons from recent
Speaker 2: years such as The Oulhouse or Amphibia.
Speaker 1: I highly recommend both for Sweens specifically, they're amazing.
Speaker 3: I haven't watched any of it. I don't I don't
Speaker 3: really watch animated shows. I don't like particular Vox Smackina
Speaker 3: or like I don't know, or like Castlevania. I haven't
Speaker 3: had a chance to enjoy, Like I haven't really enjoyed
Speaker 3: something that is like a not Air Coults, particularly in
Speaker 3: adult animation in a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like a cartoon like yeah, it's it's I remember
Speaker 2: one Over the Garden Wall. That show is funny that
Speaker 2: I liked a lot that was like I think that
Speaker 2: was for kids, but it was like a kind of
Speaker 2: like a fall kind of tinged. Yeah, there's like there's
Speaker 2: scenes in that show that like are exactly like I'm
Speaker 2: the Highway Man, like it's they got a good ship
Speaker 2: in there. But I guess like the last thing that
Speaker 2: I saw that was kid oriented that I thought was
Speaker 2: like I finished, and I was like, I'm kind of
Speaker 2: we're not in that demographic.
Speaker 1: We're not looking for that stuff.
Speaker 3: No shade to them. I mean, like I've constantly been
Speaker 3: surprised at how good so many things are that are
Speaker 3: for young people. I'm like, oh, this is actually way better.
Speaker 3: Adventure Time is way better than has any Right to do?
Speaker 3: I think dumballs madious.
Speaker 2: I've actually seen like a full episode of that show,
Speaker 2: but there's clips that I it's like, it's like SpongeBob
Speaker 2: I imagine right where it's just like I'll see a
Speaker 2: clip from it and I'm like, that's that's funny, that's good,
Speaker 2: like whatever.
Speaker 3: This is literally loves Gumball. But she's also a little younger,
Speaker 3: so she had a chance to see it a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so she had a chance to Like she
Speaker 1: when she's eighteen, now, right, she's ten years older than that.
Speaker 1: She's ten, ten years older than eighteen. Jesus anywhere. You
Speaker 1: can go back and look at Kingston's quote. He did
Speaker 1: say quote she's.
Speaker 3: Like ten, she's like ten years older than that.
Speaker 1: That's that's a different sentence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what I was saying.
Speaker 1: And you cut off a timeline. There was nothing after ten.
Speaker 3: That's your timeline. I'm not happy you have. You have
Speaker 3: that one.
Speaker 1: That's like what that's like your eye the Gaze video. Yeah, exactly, totally.
Speaker 3: I love being out of context.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who needs context? Makes you? So you've been with
Speaker 1: Lily for seven eight years? How many? Eight eight? So
Speaker 1: you start that's so ridiculous. I can't even get mad
Speaker 1: at you saying that. I'm just like, what do you mean?
Speaker 1: You went up to this fucking mob while she was
Speaker 1: holding her two year old. You're like, heyty so steady,
Speaker 1: did you see that video?
Speaker 2: By the way of the guy, what happened? This is
Speaker 2: kind of dark and a little bit die. I don't
Speaker 2: know if the guy's okay or not, but there's a guy.
Speaker 2: I feel so bad because it is tragedy because the
Speaker 2: dude's like mentally like he's clearly like a little bit
Speaker 2: he's severely autistic. But he was on the video on
Speaker 2: a where his guy's on a train in a Harry
Speaker 2: Potter robe and golden sneakers and he's he's wrapping along
Speaker 2: two epic rap battles of history and he's doing it
Speaker 2: and this other guy's like, you gotta stop that. He's
Speaker 2: on a train doing it loud, yeah, and then like
Speaker 2: he pulls a knife on him and then he goes
Speaker 2: and he goes like, you're not gonna stab me, man,
Speaker 2: and then he walks away and then it cut hard
Speaker 2: cuts to him just on the train, bleeding allies, like,
Speaker 2: someone call it ambulance. Someone called ambulance, please, and look
Speaker 2: it's whole look as a situation. That's really scary.
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry for that person.
Speaker 2: That's really sad, right, It's it's like it's because the dude,
Speaker 2: the dude's clearly autistic. It's it's so psychotic to like
Speaker 2: attack somebody like that, especially for just for being annoying.
Speaker 2: At the same time, though, getting stabbed because you wrapped
Speaker 2: along to epic rap battles of history is like, that's
Speaker 2: a funny scenario. This is what I'm talking about. This
Speaker 2: is probably on paper, like as a scene that could
Speaker 2: be funny. This is what I'm saying about. Like holistically, again,
Speaker 2: this is probably one of the silliest stabbings that is ever.
Speaker 2: Like he's in a Harry Potter rope with golden sneakers,
Speaker 2: wrapping to epic rap battles of history, and that irritates
Speaker 2: this guy so much that he stabs.
Speaker 3: Like like the mounniest lynching, the funniest lynching is probably
Speaker 3: pretty fucking.
Speaker 1: It's the elephant. It's the elephant, no question, Yeah that is.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: So that's a hanging, right, well then they're not. What
Speaker 1: are the difference between those two? I think a lynching
Speaker 1: is like, isn't like it's like a public I thought
Speaker 1: it was more of like a mob rule. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: kind of like a celebration, Yeah, celebration Like look, it's
Speaker 1: the Fall Festival and the tann Linch gathering like a function.
Speaker 1: You know, one guy, but he's not dying though he's
Speaker 1: been there for like fourteen minutes. Do you think you
Speaker 1: could fucking eat while someone's just dangling there?
Speaker 3: I mean, if you're huge, if you don't make they're human.
Speaker 3: If you don't, you have to be really dehumanized to you.
Speaker 3: I couldn't do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can do it. But even if somebody get
Speaker 1: hung and eat. Okay, what about a what about like
Speaker 1: a pig? No, yeah, I don't think that stuff bothers
Speaker 1: me enough to not.
Speaker 3: Eat when I when I see an animal die, it
Speaker 3: really like the screams of an animal make me feel
Speaker 3: really bad. What type of animal? Look pretty much any
Speaker 3: anything that can actually scream?
Speaker 1: You just gave like like a vegan, like their ears
Speaker 1: perked up and now they're like, yeah, now keep going,
Speaker 1: keep going, now follow that, follow through with that that
Speaker 1: pain and suffering that you recognize. Maybe you gotta stop,
Speaker 1: you know, eating them out of doing the out of side,
Speaker 1: out of mind thing, because you know, we didn't see
Speaker 1: them get destroyed. But this is like not very nice.
Speaker 2: But I as you were talking, I got so excited
Speaker 2: because I I remember I have pork chops.
Speaker 1: And the dude, you ever you ever had deep fried
Speaker 1: pork chops? I don't think I ever thought to do
Speaker 1: that at Yeah. So there's a soul food place that
Speaker 1: my mom would always uh come home because she used
Speaker 1: to work in la because she never and I was
Speaker 1: so upset she would make pork chops every once in
Speaker 1: a while, never deep fried them. We had deep We
Speaker 1: had fried chicken all the time. Yeah, me too. And
Speaker 1: then fucking all of a sudden, she brought home fried
Speaker 1: pork chops and I was like, this is the greatest
Speaker 1: fucking thing ever. This is so good. What the fuck
Speaker 1: mode so long it's been, It's so fucking good, like
Speaker 1: you going with the bone in it? You get there?
Speaker 3: Also, don't eating pork like that?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Because you Jehovah's witness a little bit of everything.
Speaker 1: Fucking seven Day events is so we're like, it's what
Speaker 1: is what?
Speaker 2: So many?
Speaker 1: And I feel like also the the the pigs get
Speaker 1: a bad rep too about like, oh they just exist
Speaker 1: in their film. I'm like, no, if you if you
Speaker 1: don't take care of your animals and put them in
Speaker 1: a shitty fucking area. Yeah, animals will live in their filth.
Speaker 1: I feel like people back them are really fucking dumb.
Speaker 1: Yeah they didn't, they didn't put together the idea like
Speaker 1: this pig is in a four by four box and
Speaker 1: he's covering his own ship with a filthy animal like disgusting,
Speaker 1: like you know, disgusting. Eat it. Some pigs. Some pigs
Speaker 1: would you know if they lived in like a muddy ass,
Speaker 1: they would roll in the mud to cool themselves down.
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh, what a fucking disgusting freak.
Speaker 3: I'm like, well, if you are calling a pig a freak,
Speaker 3: if you are dumb enough, if you are dumb enough
Speaker 3: to follow religion in general, you are dumb enough for
Speaker 3: fall for any of those dumb ass things.
Speaker 1: Yes, it is.
Speaker 3: It is pointless for me to point these things out there.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh my god, it's so dumb. It's like
Speaker 1: these motherfuckers believe in a floating sky jew Like, what
Speaker 1: the you mean? Like, what's like this? They believe that
Speaker 1: this is? What? Do you have the point? Because not
Speaker 1: because it's just description. That's it.
Speaker 3: It's nothing. It's all description. I'm just being descriptive.
Speaker 1: That's it. It's nothing's derogatory about him being.
Speaker 3: Jewish, but he is. It's like they were talking about
Speaker 3: ju Ja o Christian. It's like, oh, God's fat, black
Speaker 3: and dumb. Nothing about him being black is bad.
Speaker 1: You're just pointing it out. But I'm just descriptive. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: depending on who says it, you might raise an eyebrow
Speaker 1: because like you, have you ever noticed when some people
Speaker 1: talk this is because I've noticed.
Speaker 3: This, No me, I'll be yeah, you never. You can't
Speaker 3: tell people.
Speaker 1: Everyone someone hasn't realized death just lean lips and their
Speaker 1: brain does the word for them. They hear, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: That's like kind of you're just deaf Daredevil, kind of
Speaker 1: that death devil. That's what devil is crazy. So who
Speaker 1: created Daredevil? I forgot.
Speaker 3: I don't remember who it was. Somebody else was was
Speaker 3: was great Copula involved in it sounds right, but I
Speaker 3: just I don't know created him.
Speaker 1: Spike Lee, Spike Lee his cousin. Yeah right, the related
Speaker 1: very different. I don't know. I can't down color.
Speaker 3: They're like like they're like, what his names Roosevelts.
Speaker 1: They're like Roosevelts brand kids, right, dude, so like stan
Speaker 1: Lee starts making all these pro black films and uh
Speaker 1: and then fucking Spike Lee starts making common what what?
Speaker 1: So would every character just be like.
Speaker 2: SPI's more spike Ly than it would just be a
Speaker 2: black MCU basically yeah, and then it'd be really whimsical
Speaker 2: black movies.
Speaker 1: Dude, I want movies really like stupid names that are
Speaker 1: with the literations.
Speaker 3: It's so crazy to because like Lincoln is, like he
Speaker 3: made so many characters that were like very like progressive
Speaker 3: and mentality at that time. And imagine hearing that, like
Speaker 3: imagine like being like this guy should be a black
Speaker 3: king from Africa and everybody room like what the if?
Speaker 1: They don't have kings there? They're in their own ship.
Speaker 1: And he's like, nah, then this is a good idea.
Speaker 1: Like Les calling, Oh, come on, hey, what's up? Lyle?
Speaker 3: Hey over here? Recorded the podcast? Right, that's going on, sexy.
Speaker 1: We can talk about this later. I was gonna ask
Speaker 1: you for something, okay, all right, all right, I'll give
Speaker 1: you a call after we're done later. Dude. Yeah, due,
Speaker 1: his dick was in his hand. There's there's a certain
Speaker 1: way people talk when they're horny, and like that's what
Speaker 1: that sounded like God, you would never date ever? You
Speaker 1: would you would like, I don't get that's why I'm
Speaker 1: not gay? Yeah, me favor.
Speaker 3: What's up?
Speaker 2: Because I'm not sure how it works. I don't I
Speaker 2: didn't get a good look at the screen. But if
Speaker 2: his number is on screen, could you, like.
Speaker 1: Oh, check it out to make sure. Just if it
Speaker 1: just says Lyle, then whatever, Yeah I just saw Lyle,
Speaker 1: but like you know, I'll just I'll double just double check. Yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: what are we talking about.
Speaker 3: No, it's no, it's not monkey sound.
Speaker 1: It's basically primal, primal person.
Speaker 2: That was Lyle telling us to get onto the next question.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what That was a sign from Lyle.
Speaker 1: Jesus.
Speaker 3: I wish I could spake my mouth. My face bigger,
Speaker 3: my fang's bigger, but my head shrinks my like my
Speaker 3: torso string is.
Speaker 1: My head grows. That's a great idea. I look like
Speaker 1: fucking magic when he yells good. That's a great idea.
Speaker 1: It's a great idea.
Speaker 3: You're amazing.
Speaker 1: Kingston has a fucking asshole. I want to express myself.
Speaker 1: You guys have tear me down a bunch of fucking ninnies. Man,
Speaker 1: I hate you guys. It is. There's so me wow, splendid, wow,
Speaker 1: splendid stupid. Uh my okay, so my left nut, my
Speaker 1: left nut, my left nuts. What it says?
Speaker 2: He says, Hello, Well hello, the stinky tang not a question.
Speaker 2: But the shirt guy character has been living rent free
Speaker 2: in my head, making me chuckle every now and then.
Speaker 2: Now and then, but he reminds me of a character
Speaker 2: in Warhammer forty K called Lucius the Eternal and his
Speaker 2: armor of perpetually screaming faces of the people that have
Speaker 2: bested him in combat. It's too long to write, but
Speaker 2: I recommend a quick search for the reasons for it
Speaker 2: happening and how he looks keep up the great content appreciated.
Speaker 1: See this is when you know forty k's existed too
Speaker 1: long where they just have fucking.
Speaker 2: If they have concepts that even remotely touch anything that
Speaker 2: we riff on on this show, that there's That's what.
Speaker 1: I'm saying, man, It's like that's what they've made everything.
Speaker 1: It's like the Simpsons now just have shit that you
Speaker 1: say something and the Simpsons touched on it. Oh, Kingston
Speaker 1: Jamison would die the twenty feaking December, and it's like it.
Speaker 2: Would it would just say no, yeah, it'll be It'll
Speaker 2: be like like the new phrase would be warhammer or
Speaker 2: warhammer did it?
Speaker 3: Warhammer?
Speaker 1: Did it? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, totally.
Speaker 1: Warhammer is a series of things where like it's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: why not more like forty gay or warhammer war hammer.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, since that wasn't a question, we'll just move
Speaker 1: on quickly.
Speaker 3: That's weird.
Speaker 1: I love that shirt guy, though we haven't come up
Speaker 1: with a name for him. Oh right, this shirt man,
Speaker 1: I guess it, just like by I mean they, I
Speaker 1: guess the the community has named him. I guess shirt man.
Speaker 1: He is a shirtman shirtman. Now, now we need a
Speaker 1: concept for him.
Speaker 3: How he looks?
Speaker 2: We need we need Oh yeah, I could. I could
Speaker 2: draw while we answered some questions. Short Man shot Man.
Speaker 2: Would you like him to be more regular looking or
Speaker 2: more insane? I feel like the more emaciated he looks,
Speaker 2: the the more unsettling it becomes, because he looks like
Speaker 2: somebody that like he's it's you'd be confident in going
Speaker 2: up against him, it were if you had no idea
Speaker 2: what he was capable.
Speaker 3: Of doing, because he just looks so clearly weak.
Speaker 1: I want him to look like I want him to
Speaker 1: look like prey. Okay, you know, okay, I.
Speaker 3: Like him being this pathetic, not so what they did
Speaker 3: was pathetic, Like he looks like he looks like every
Speaker 3: every sixteen year old skater, you know, just like small, unassuming,
Speaker 3: not dangerous. And then he takes one of your memories
Speaker 3: away and puts on a shirt and you're like, I don't.
Speaker 2: Do I have a mom it's like and then you
Speaker 2: see it on a shirt and you're like, that looks
Speaker 2: why do I if a milk your pantic of like
Speaker 2: a mask.
Speaker 1: That's a shirt, you know, like it looks like like this,
Speaker 1: it's like a lectro like a T shirt exactly exactly that.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I can't even I'm not even my brain's not getting lightning.
Speaker 1: So it's that.
Speaker 2: But like it's a T shirt shirt. Wait, this is
Speaker 2: perfect all that? Wait, I have to we're gonna get
Speaker 2: rid of the night Man. Yeah, night Man's gotta go,
Speaker 2: Night Man's gotta go. We gotta conceptualize this right the
Speaker 2: fuck now?
Speaker 1: The shirt play white tea, plain white tea, like the band.
Speaker 1: I like him being a good guy at first, and
Speaker 1: he gets corrupted into being a bad guy. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: started off and uh, some some league rejected him something.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was the Avengers or just
Speaker 1: something that rejected him, like you're so lame, You're lame.
Speaker 3: We can't you.
Speaker 1: And then but then Batman's like, I think it's dangerous.
Speaker 3: We have to lock him up. Now, you gotta lock
Speaker 3: him up. We can't do that.
Speaker 1: You're gonna make him blind. We can't. We can't just
Speaker 1: lock up people. There's justice of the up. You don't
Speaker 1: understand the power he has. I do have plot armor.
Speaker 3: Nothing could hurt me, put me on the sure for
Speaker 3: some reason, but defeat dark Side and ship kind of.
Speaker 3: I would never fight them in because I fucking I
Speaker 3: don't know that that.
Speaker 1: Literally survived though megabeans Greg Miller ruined my character, ruled
Speaker 1: my character. It made me a plot device. If I
Speaker 1: beat Superman in a fight that Superman wasn't trying. I
Speaker 1: feel like that was one of the smartest things to
Speaker 1: like have those arguments. Yeah, it's hard to make. He
Speaker 1: looks it's incredible though, our little shirt man.
Speaker 3: A shirt man sir. We'll flesh that out a little
Speaker 3: bit more in the credits or something. But because at
Speaker 3: first he gets there, he only just put like things.
Speaker 3: He did not realize he could put anything on his shirt,
Speaker 3: then they could take things off of shirts.
Speaker 1: No, no, we already he's determined that that was too much.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't have all that power? What what episode
Speaker 1: was this from him? He's not he's not literally a
Speaker 1: god already. And then I was curious, this is two
Speaker 1: episodes ago? Uh?
Speaker 2: I think so yeah, because the last one was an
Speaker 2: episode about uh, the exposed video, and I think it
Speaker 2: must have been the one before that.
Speaker 3: Right, I think it's more back than that, but I
Speaker 3: could be wrong.
Speaker 1: Not more than four though.
Speaker 2: It was probably whatever, whatever, you know what, my my best,
Speaker 2: my best It was suggestion if you're confused about anything
Speaker 2: we're talking about. That references previous episodes in the comment section.
Speaker 2: People tend to timestamp a lot of.
Speaker 3: Stuff they do.
Speaker 2: They're they're good at that, and thank you. There's a guy,
Speaker 2: what's his name, it's a god something. He timestamps a lot.
Speaker 2: He's like, you're you're a I noticed, and I appreciate
Speaker 2: you for that.
Speaker 3: Thank you. Superman flying at him, he's like, it must
Speaker 3: be a god, not anymore. You're a stencil like Superman.
Speaker 1: As fast as he can fly, he's about to punch him,
Speaker 1: but he intercepts his ass.
Speaker 3: He fucking puts him on the shirt and he's and
Speaker 3: he's gone.
Speaker 1: He's done. Superman is gone now the way worse than
Speaker 1: like the phantom dimension where the fun that ship was called.
Speaker 1: But break the phantom zone every if you bring him back,
Speaker 1: He's like no, no, Badman's like no, we know this
Speaker 1: is worse than that.
Speaker 3: He's on a shirt. Now he's gone.
Speaker 1: I'm scared.
Speaker 2: He hasn't power to put anybody any He take anything,
Speaker 2: pinch anything out of reality and put it on his
Speaker 2: shirt and then erase it.
Speaker 1: Basically, it.
Speaker 3: Is now emotion there. You do not exist anymore. He
Speaker 3: takes the space between two blocks away and puts it
Speaker 3: on the streat and now he's just two blocks out
Speaker 3: of where he was before. That is so he travels
Speaker 3: like this, that's how you can travel. But and then
Speaker 3: there's nothing left in it.
Speaker 1: I have. He's the most he's he's he's unstoppable. He's
Speaker 1: more insolable than Juggernaut. You can't ducking.
Speaker 2: He's faster than the Flash. I guess at that point
Speaker 2: he kind of because he can live with seven hundred miles.
Speaker 1: He can now be in a plane and see so
Speaker 1: far ahead and then he is fucking now on the
Speaker 1: other side of the fucking horizon. He is so fucking
Speaker 1: talking about the stupid character of the world. Like I
Speaker 1: kind of think this is the Flash has to go
Speaker 1: back in time before he can think and then kill him. Then,
Speaker 1: but then what if he just goes with it, takes
Speaker 1: takes time back, he puts time. He's like, that's too much.
Speaker 1: We're getting crazy. He's destroy existences like stop stop shirt,
Speaker 1: Eric's all gone now nothing air yesterdayear rode in. He says, hey, guys,
Speaker 1: this month marks my twenty fifth year being alive, this
Speaker 1: mortal coil. Have a birthday, nigga, But I feel indifferent.
Speaker 1: I have two questions, so it's up to you. We're
Speaker 1: gonna go with the first one. I read both of them.
Speaker 1: The first one is a little bit more mileage.
Speaker 2: Were there any milestones that you were looking forward to
Speaker 2: hitting that you were either disappointed or indifferent about once
Speaker 2: you hit them?
Speaker 3: Oh, twenty one. Really, I was already drinking and using
Speaker 3: methods like that by then, so I was just like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck it was thirty for me?
Speaker 2: I think I was just more meth like hitting thirty
Speaker 2: was like less climactic than I thought it was gonna say,
Speaker 2: I don't know why. I actually yes, I don't even
Speaker 2: think I logically thought that it would be. I just
Speaker 2: thought like maybe something would happen. But it's just kind
Speaker 2: of the same. You know, it's just another year, man,
Speaker 2: all just years.
Speaker 3: I think it was me like just uh.
Speaker 1: Got back to increasing my body count right to a
Speaker 1: certain threshold and I'm like it's pointless.
Speaker 3: That was me that was like, yeah, like me like
Speaker 3: me having is I'm fucking all these bitches and me
Speaker 3: being like this is just like it's literally this is
Speaker 3: just it kept getting It was like less and less impressive.
Speaker 3: You're just like, yeah, it because becomes you're doing it more.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, this is just like this is vagina.
Speaker 1: I guess this is like, and I might have said
Speaker 1: this before, it's only impressive to like a fifteen year
Speaker 1: old cool, it's only impressive to somebody.
Speaker 3: That is really lame.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and someone who hasn't grown up, right, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: Like I guess no, it's it's you know, how many
Speaker 1: people are doing that. It's fine, it's entirely it's entirely Yeah.
Speaker 3: So if anybody's working on that right now.
Speaker 1: Stop. Find someone you really enjoy is to be with them.
Speaker 1: It's not really you know, it's better pursuit if you
Speaker 1: just tried every sandwich in the world or something that
Speaker 1: is a better satisfactory Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I think so like like, oh that was cool, man,
Speaker 1: I've tried so many different flavors.
Speaker 3: But it's like, let's be real.
Speaker 1: You know. I don't mean this is disrespectful way because
Speaker 1: the same thing about penis is it's like pussy pussy. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is the second the second I crossed digit threshold, I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I got.
Speaker 3: To the four digits, I was like, I gotta slow down.
Speaker 1: Four digits. Crapy, that's too much. I feel like that,
Speaker 1: like you have to be even even even stars are
Speaker 1: like that's There's a guy I watched there's this a
Speaker 1: Turkish Man named Sarpoor that claims that he's, uh, he's
Speaker 1: fucked over two thousand women. But I think it's only
Speaker 1: possible if you're actively like you have to schedule ship
Speaker 1: like meaning you're using math by but I need to
Speaker 1: fuck this mini spreadsh to reach this height.
Speaker 2: I'm not even sure if I have to be premeditated.
Speaker 2: I'm not even sure if I fucked two thousand times.
Speaker 1: Definitely not. I really don't think that's an interesting like
Speaker 1: I don't know for sure.
Speaker 3: I well, no, I probably have because I'm coming up
Speaker 3: on like a couple of hundred.
Speaker 1: I think I think I'm definitely over a thousand. I
Speaker 1: just don't know.
Speaker 3: If I'm not a thousand, that's crazy. I'm not even
Speaker 3: close to it.
Speaker 1: I think about it in years because I would say, well,
Speaker 1: this is speaking of myself, Like there were years where
Speaker 1: there was like not much going on because I was
Speaker 1: just like, I'm not even trying to like funk around.
Speaker 1: But then there's like in a relationship scenario, just like
Speaker 1: way too much fucking that where it was like probably
Speaker 1: in a year could have been close to a thousand.
Speaker 1: Some years I get some years not consistently, So I
Speaker 1: would say, I think I'm saying cumulatid by the way,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying ye see, these are things. Actually, this
Speaker 1: is what I would like to know if I wish
Speaker 1: I knew. I would like to know that. You want
Speaker 1: to know more than I want to know how many
Speaker 1: times I beat off I really I tried to. I
Speaker 1: failed miserably one year, I was like, I'm going to
Speaker 1: count how many times this year? I had a counter
Speaker 1: on my phone. I failed the first month. I just thought,
Speaker 1: I just don't give a ship. I don't really care.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was like I counted for like a couple
Speaker 3: of weeks and then I start turns on. Right now,
Speaker 3: we think about it as soon as you're like masturbating.
Speaker 3: Your brain is not big enough.
Speaker 1: Nothing. That's actually so you know what I said A
Speaker 1: million times I've said like, oh, you know, because I
Speaker 1: once uh, I once got file at showed while eating
Speaker 1: a mcfloory.
Speaker 5: You know, so it's mecca the most American thing I've
Speaker 5: ever heard of, right it is, But like so basically now,
Speaker 5: it's not even like an oreo shake specifically like a
Speaker 5: make oreosh.
Speaker 1: You're both your hands being occupied and it's there's some
Speaker 1: there's something magical about it. But here's the thing, here's
Speaker 1: the thing that's that's not the point. I wanted to
Speaker 1: do something like that, but like during sex, I wanted
Speaker 1: to eat something as soon as you're engaging. I've also
Speaker 1: wanted to do like a prank where it's just amusing
Speaker 1: to myself where but you never remember because you're in
Speaker 1: you're an animal mode, like.
Speaker 2: Where you you fuck your girlfriend, but it's a sub
Speaker 2: sandwich instead, And she's like, jokes on you, I just
Speaker 2: shoved the ship.
Speaker 1: She's there, she's there looking at me. I'm fucking a sandwich,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, ha ha, you thought you thought it's
Speaker 1: just shredded lettuce fly. Do you remember remember that nigga
Speaker 1: fucking a MC chicken on Twitter? Yeah? I remember that.
Speaker 1: I can't anytime he ruined I whenever I see a
Speaker 1: MC chicken, and I would that again. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it's the most outrageous thing I've seen in a while.
Speaker 3: I don't even eat it like that anymore, but like still,
Speaker 3: I'm just like, god, damn, I don't want to remember that, dude,
Speaker 3: the MG chicken on it, I'll be like, oh god, no, no,
Speaker 3: like at least like the patty is a little slick,
Speaker 3: the meat like a beef patty, but a MC chicken has.
Speaker 1: Kind of rough. It's like very fine fan paper. Why
Speaker 1: would you find that thing? Gery is so dangerous? Actually,
Speaker 1: you would expect look at it. I don't want to racist,
Speaker 1: but i'd expect a white boy to do that ship
Speaker 1: sing a nigga do That was actually it makes more
Speaker 1: sense a person. Oh no, man, that's but not not that,
Speaker 1: not that maybe like real good chicken, not a MC chicken.
Speaker 1: I'd fuck some gusses. I some gusses. They would ever
Speaker 1: do like mchores like mcslut what that? Yeah? Like like,
Speaker 1: uh like, let's say there it is. Really, did I
Speaker 1: actually fucking do that? I hope he killed it or something?
Speaker 1: I want to I want if I did. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure if I did it because I went into a
Speaker 1: blinding rage, but like if.
Speaker 2: I really a fucking mosquito and squished out of my
Speaker 2: pants in a fraction of a second're gonna fee pretty good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I hate I hate these fucking things.
Speaker 2: But uh, like a mixed slut or like a mchore
Speaker 2: like if prostitution ever becomes illgal and like a taxical
Speaker 2: taxical business like on the side of mick, like they
Speaker 2: open up like a MC mcbrothels mag brothel.
Speaker 3: Let's go. Uh I think the world is healing?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll take a MC slut with two mchors.
Speaker 1: Hold the mac bitch, the onions, hold the onions. I
Speaker 1: don't know, I want them holding onions. I want to go.
Speaker 3: I want to I want to go inside of a brothel.
Speaker 3: I don't want to use it, but I want to
Speaker 3: go inside and see what's going on.
Speaker 1: I feel like I would be too curious. I mean,
Speaker 1: you could walk in, you walk in and inquire.
Speaker 3: You can't do that.
Speaker 1: There's no problem with that.
Speaker 3: Bro's been allowed to be had in.
Speaker 1: Certain like for sure, I don't know about Vegas, but
Speaker 1: I know in Nevada, I know for sure. I don't
Speaker 1: I don't know anywhere else though that for sure. To
Speaker 1: go to TJ, I guess. I have friends that have
Speaker 1: told me about a place called Hong Kong. There's a
Speaker 1: place called Hong Kong and TJ that they Unfortunately, by
Speaker 1: the time they let me know, I was already with
Speaker 1: Jojo and I was like fuck because they would go regularly,
Speaker 1: and I was like, you guys are crazy. That is insane. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's hit up the bron like hitting up a brothel
Speaker 1: like it's a bar is insane. They would go because
Speaker 1: they just go drive two hours, right, just go go
Speaker 1: fucking up past Diego and then they would go and
Speaker 1: it's really deep and apparently they claim that they're clean
Speaker 1: and stuff. I don't fucking know.
Speaker 3: I didn't think there, spent seventy five dollars, damage a woman,
Speaker 3: and then come back home.
Speaker 2: The issue with the issue with me is like I
Speaker 2: could never be in a situation like that because I'm
Speaker 2: too experience driven to like fuck like like I have
Speaker 2: literally like I've literally been like, what's it like to
Speaker 2: be behind on rent? Well, that's I think I'll just
Speaker 2: not pay, like I've done this just like literally.
Speaker 1: Is it just for Is everything for a story for you?
Speaker 1: Kind of? Yeah, that's you're in site. You're the joker
Speaker 1: pretty much. Actually, what is it? Like? I actually did actually,
Speaker 1: like I try it. I remember in like twenty in
Speaker 1: twenty twenty one or something, I didn't pay my electric
Speaker 1: bill for as long as possible just to see like
Speaker 1: how long it would before it shut off. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: to see like what.
Speaker 3: It would bite you at all? Didn't bite you at all.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, no, curious, I'm just in a dark
Speaker 3: now there's no heat.
Speaker 1: Curious. No. I went away curious. And then I was
Speaker 1: like so eventually like they cut it off. It was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: so this is what this is like okay, and I
Speaker 1: was like, how do I solve this?
Speaker 4: All?
Speaker 1: Right? It's like it was like a little. It was
Speaker 1: I give myself like unnecessary quests for no reason. That
Speaker 1: one's a little nuts. It is, it's crazy. You need
Speaker 1: to find a healthier means of that, like fans down
Speaker 1: or like what do you want to write things down?
Speaker 1: It's like I wrote that down. I wrote I don't
Speaker 1: don't pay the right a story instead of that, write
Speaker 1: a story where a person doesn't What is it like
Speaker 1: to get stabbed the now I can write that story,
Speaker 1: It'll have real, it'll be a real You're kind of
Speaker 1: like a scientist, but you're not being paid. I'm making
Speaker 1: a YouTube video. I'm nothing.
Speaker 3: I should make YouTube videos like do that chronicle things
Speaker 3: like on the smart Way. Don't be like I'm not gonna.
Speaker 1: Breathe for seven hours.
Speaker 3: Let's seven hours?
Speaker 1: Yeah I am. Yeah, So I'm just too I'm not breathing.
Speaker 1: You're not. Your brain's gonna turn on the breathing and
Speaker 1: you're like no, you're struggling the entire day. You're playing
Speaker 1: video games still though, but you're I break the record.
Speaker 1: It doesn't breathe for three and a half hours. So yeah,
Speaker 1: I could not be in a brothel because I would
Speaker 1: be like I would be like, why not you have to,
Speaker 1: like I would have to. I would be like, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I would do it more than once.
Speaker 1: Tis they experienced one thousand percent.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm on board.
Speaker 1: I've I tried to for the extreme, the extremity of
Speaker 1: of trying to smash a girl on Craigslist. I tried.
Speaker 1: That was never again. It was what do you mean?
Speaker 1: What happened? Did you end up like meeting in like
Speaker 1: a five nights of Fred. Fortunately, fortunately I'm alive. So
Speaker 1: I tried two times. So the first time, so the
Speaker 1: first time I didn't meet up because they were I
Speaker 1: would say I would probably, I don't know there they
Speaker 1: it was it was a guy. So this is basically
Speaker 1: what happened. So I so, yeah, they tried, but they tried,
Speaker 1: like oh sick, just doesn't happen. They tried, but they, uh,
Speaker 1: I guess had a conscience. I remember this vividly because
Speaker 1: they're like, hey, text me when you're here, don't call.
Speaker 1: I didn't read that text message. I read it afterwards.
Speaker 1: I just called, being like, hey, I'm on the way.
Speaker 1: Voice sounded like a woman. So they were like doing
Speaker 1: the pretending thing, but then texted me after that, probably
Speaker 1: with the fucking conscious saying, hey, is it okay that
Speaker 1: I'm a dude? And I was like reading, I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? I remember I almost crashed my car.
Speaker 3: D was like on your bone and you were like oh.
Speaker 1: I was like, so of corus. I was like, no,
Speaker 1: it's not cool. I just turned around and went home.
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck, that was stupid. So way later
Speaker 1: I was like, I gotta try it again. Man, It's
Speaker 1: about the principle, because I just wanted to have this
Speaker 1: story of like, dude, I smashed the girl on Craigslist.
Speaker 3: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: The second time, this is when I was living in
Speaker 1: LA I was living in South Central. I went fucking
Speaker 1: lif skin black girl in their thirties, you know, a
Speaker 1: little older me.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, you're good, bad bitch. I roll
Speaker 3: up this bitch in her fifties.
Speaker 1: Bro, at least she looks like it. I was like,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? This is like catfish. So I I
Speaker 1: see her and I tell her, now, you got me
Speaker 1: a paranoid about the mosquito. But I tell her. I
Speaker 1: was like, I was like, I was like, hey, I
Speaker 1: left my phone in the car. I'm gonna go get it.
Speaker 1: And I just pieced out and I just never came
Speaker 1: back and that was my that was my experience. I
Speaker 1: stopped forever. I never had one. I just like I
Speaker 1: like the because I am a notch, like I like quest.
Speaker 1: I do like like you. I think those were cool.
Speaker 1: That's next, that's next. I feel like I would have
Speaker 1: died in that situation. I mean I probably if I
Speaker 1: would have kept going, I probably would have.
Speaker 3: I would have got sacrificed. They would have sacrificed me
Speaker 3: to some sort of fucking Aztec guy and I would
Speaker 3: be like, Wow, this is awesome.
Speaker 1: And I never crossed that off my list because it's
Speaker 1: just when I started hearing about the section was called
Speaker 1: casual Encounters, when my friend told me about this, and
Speaker 1: I'm like what, And then I just kept reading though
Speaker 1: it was like, this is fucking crazy that people are
Speaker 1: putting themselves out here, and I'm like, I gotta try,
Speaker 1: Like this has I think it's I think that's just
Speaker 1: so dangerous by nature, Like my brain can't. My brain can't, like,
Speaker 1: given my anecdotal experience, yes, because that could have gone.
Speaker 1: They could have been a disaster for me.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, it could have been a fucking organ harvests that
Speaker 3: are sold in but for some other for some other
Speaker 3: adventurous men probably have a great time because maybe they
Speaker 3: would have banged that dude in address, uh like probably
Speaker 3: cross dresser and then want to bang that older woman.
Speaker 1: You know, like, oh, I'll still do busy boozy.
Speaker 3: I've done enough stuff that I'm like, all right, I
Speaker 3: should probably I should probably chill out. Oh sure, this
Speaker 3: was me.
Speaker 1: This was a couple of years outside high school where
Speaker 1: I was still kind of like, you know, kind of
Speaker 1: just wilding a little bit, just trying to I think
Speaker 1: collect infinity stones.
Speaker 3: I think for me, I think after I banged the
Speaker 3: pregnant girl, I was kind of like, I need that show.
Speaker 3: I never I think I need that. I was like,
Speaker 3: I need to like like reasonably pregnant.
Speaker 1: She was pregnant. She was absolutely Yeah, I've never done that.
Speaker 1: She was absolutely pregnant. I've never done that before that
Speaker 1: I was just like one of my I felt like
Speaker 1: I felt like such a villain. I felt like Johnny Cash,
Speaker 1: what have be good?
Speaker 3: I felt like doctor Doom sitting on his throne holding
Speaker 3: his head like, oh man, I played too much again
Speaker 3: again I played too much, and now I feel bad.
Speaker 1: That's well, there's a there's a lot of I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't have any So that was that
Speaker 3: a regret. It was a regret because it was my
Speaker 3: friend and I saw the kid afterwards. I just felt
Speaker 3: like I felt really not good like spirits. I was like, ah,
Speaker 3: and I also knew the guy too, and I was like,
Speaker 3: oh man, but they weren't together. No, they weren't together.
Speaker 1: Okay, unless you're lying I to my knowledge, and I
Speaker 1: was told they were. I felt bad. Win I have
Speaker 1: definitely done that, though I've definite I've never.
Speaker 3: Done it on purpose.
Speaker 1: I did it.
Speaker 3: I didn't know I never did that on purpose. I
Speaker 3: never I was hoping they weren't together, and I felt
Speaker 3: like really bad about it. But I was just like
Speaker 3: I did it, and I'm like whatever, I'm just I
Speaker 3: just did this.
Speaker 1: This is my to me, it's just a trifling witch.
Speaker 1: I mean, he's I like, how like he's the antithesis
Speaker 1: of what we were trying to go. It's hard to
Speaker 1: not draw. It's hard not to draw this guy so
Speaker 1: like Jack, he's so jacked. Draw him. He's a loser,
Speaker 1: he's this is what he thinks. He looks like, I'm
Speaker 1: okay with like it's just it's difficult to draw him weak.
Speaker 1: For some reason, I think we have to go in this.
Speaker 1: I think I think you just have to make him
Speaker 1: more and more, like make him look like Bain because
Speaker 1: he shouldn't. He shouldn't be threatening because of the fact
Speaker 1: that he has his power that's so powerful. No, we
Speaker 1: understand that, but you should never get into a fistfight
Speaker 1: with somebody and win. It's like, really really big man
Speaker 1: gaze into my nipples of the future. It's just amazing.
Speaker 1: I was like, I can't believe they're doing this. I
Speaker 1: can't believe this is on a cartoon show. This guy's
Speaker 1: nibbles are shooting into somebody's eyes and then it shows life.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I forgot about that. Seems like a rend
Speaker 1: and stimpy idea that it does. It's it's around that
Speaker 1: same era wind Nipple of the future and then they
Speaker 1: would pop out and the jabb you with the eyes
Speaker 1: and you would scream, and then they would show you
Speaker 1: something pleasant or something. It would just basically show you.
Speaker 1: It was so deranged. They were so deranged. There's a
Speaker 1: reason why this show is the way it is. I think, yeah,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. Ouration is like warped. The
Speaker 1: ship I was watching was bananas. That's why, silly ship.
Speaker 1: It's funny to me more than like actual proper jokes. Right. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, let's let's uh, it's good the out
Speaker 1: of your early so because we got we got other ship,
Speaker 1: we gotta uh all right, what all right?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's let's do one more sure real quick. The
Speaker 2: only listener and person from Idaho wrote and he says, hello,
Speaker 2: vegeta bel beals him on if his shotguns shot the
Speaker 2: N word and beetle juice if he was normal.
Speaker 1: I don't know who's who what you call the digitmon
Speaker 1: that's like like belt by the way, Yeah, of course,
Speaker 1: of course it's belt. By the way, it's a shirt
Speaker 1: shirt hell y, all right, so it says uh.
Speaker 2: Recently, I went on a deep dive of weird cartoons
Speaker 2: on YouTube and remembered the weird amount of cartoons about
Speaker 2: Mortal Kombat, like Defenders of the Realm, which were targeted
Speaker 2: at kids. My question is, if there was an explicitly
Speaker 2: adult series or content, which which one would you turn
Speaker 2: into a children's cartoon. A personal hilarious thought is something
Speaker 2: like Red Versus Blue, but Warhammer forty k with all
Speaker 2: of its bullshit. Lord that mean saying well Verd was
Speaker 2: Blue is like a little bit that wasn't really for kids,
Speaker 2: really for teens.
Speaker 1: It's for teens, yeah, young adults, but yeah, Defenders a
Speaker 1: children's show. They made a mortal Yeah, that ship was
Speaker 1: ask you just you do it, and it's lame as fuck.
Speaker 1: It was. It's in the same lame as the X
Speaker 1: Men series, where yeah, it's like here's all these here's
Speaker 1: Wolverine and he can't do anything with his club.
Speaker 2: That's like Silent Hill Go or something like like like
Speaker 2: what the hell are you doing? Like if you don't
Speaker 2: you can't really do that doesn't work.
Speaker 3: Well, No, it was terrible. I remember seeing that ship.
Speaker 1: But let's see, we'll turn what into into it.
Speaker 2: I would make I would make Saw babies, so it
Speaker 2: would be like Jake Saw has a little baby.
Speaker 1: Would be like Muppet babies are like, or like, what
Speaker 1: is this Tiny Adventures?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, little tiny Saw Adventures.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tiny, little little Saw, little little Saw, like like
Speaker 2: a little Bill or like a little Bush.
Speaker 1: Yeah, a little Bill. You remember a Little Bush?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, So Comedy Central like after Bush left
Speaker 2: office had like a show called Little Bush and it
Speaker 2: was just like it was.
Speaker 1: It was literally what we're describing like tiny versions. I
Speaker 1: remember that it sucked like it was. It was not good.
Speaker 1: I think I watched like an episode maybe, dude, if
Speaker 1: you watch it now, it's amazing that it was on TV.
Speaker 2: Like you look at it and it looks worse by
Speaker 2: a lot, like way worse than even like flash animations
Speaker 2: at the time.
Speaker 1: It's nutty. I recommend all of you go out and
Speaker 1: like watch clips of Little Bush. It's jarring. But uh yeah, Saw,
Speaker 1: I think like Little Saw would be would be great.
Speaker 1: It would be just like a little baby Jigsaw pulling
Speaker 1: a little little pranks and he's like jan Saw. So
Speaker 1: I was like, you've got me a good you're making
Speaker 1: a breaking a little bad. Yeah, Like yeah, breaking bad
Speaker 1: is a little bad or bad clues, breaking bad, breaking blue,
Speaker 1: breaking blue. It's the image of like blue with the
Speaker 1: glasses on.
Speaker 3: It's me.
Speaker 1: It's me what Walter, Walter White and white, Walter Blue, Walter.
Speaker 1: I've got an idea. Take out my hand, dandy.
Speaker 3: We're gonna build an empire. We're gonna build We just
Speaker 3: got to.
Speaker 1: But it wouldn't be it wouldn't be met It would
Speaker 1: be like what like licorice. Yeah, there's like weird, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: we're making the best brownies. Everyone's gonna be so addicted
Speaker 1: to these or they're gonna love these brownies.
Speaker 6: I mean and uh.
Speaker 1: Gonna be brownies.
Speaker 6: We gotta find another dealer. And that's the first clue.
Speaker 6: That's the first yours asked to work and you know
Speaker 6: what to do. I'm a little sick, Jesse.
Speaker 1: You know what to do, Jesse, because yeah, is one
Speaker 1: of those characters.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's the fucking male. He's the male man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, fucking male.
Speaker 3: Dar male you flip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's the barrel. It never fails. What is our
Speaker 1: What does our Walter White sound like Nixon? Because it's
Speaker 1: like when he gets like your god, damn right, Like
Speaker 1: it's just those little moments he tries to just like that.
Speaker 1: I think the w W E promo voice where he
Speaker 1: always sounds like that at all times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like Jesse, Jesse, We're gonna build. You don't
Speaker 3: get it.
Speaker 1: I'm the one who got a letter. He sings the same,
Speaker 1: but it's monotone and he never smiles.
Speaker 3: Well, he just got a letter.
Speaker 1: We just got a letter. We just got a letter.
Speaker 3: I wonder who it's from. I am Gustavo.
Speaker 1: I'd like to I'd like to offer you a job
Speaker 1: at my Brownie Victory's.
Speaker 3: Would be like, uh, those cookies, and hegoses you can
Speaker 3: sell how the modals is fine?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it will still be fine.
Speaker 3: Cookies and Spanish.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Actually, what about pastries, treats anything pastry
Speaker 1: Patriot that's tormdos or tort Yeah, the and then it
Speaker 1: would be oh, uncle Hector's here. He wheels in, Uncle
Speaker 1: actors that what's that hector? Someone's stuck in a well?
Speaker 1: We got a clue. Uncle Hectors bringing a clue, and
Speaker 1: after decipher on the Hector's dings, he's like, lest someone
Speaker 1: stuck in the hector? Did you see? So it's Lydia.
Speaker 1: By the way, Lydia is stuck in the Have you
Speaker 1: seen have you seen.
Speaker 3: Right now?
Speaker 1: On Twitter? It's it's derivative of YouTube boobs, but they're
Speaker 1: doing these. They're called like foreshadow clips, where before a
Speaker 1: clip of something finishes, it'll it'll jump to the end
Speaker 1: the conclusion, so it's like a foreshadowing it. It comes
Speaker 1: super popular.
Speaker 2: I've heard people talk about this or I've seen people
Speaker 2: talk about it.
Speaker 1: Examples of a video on Degie eating something and throwing up,
Speaker 1: and it's like it's like every other clip is him
Speaker 1: like getting to the point where he would throw it up,
Speaker 1: but they interject him throwing foreshadowing things. So they someone
Speaker 1: did that with the with the gusts blowing up, you know,
Speaker 1: because hector the foreshadow of that, and then somebody in
Speaker 1: the comments, But could you edit every time he hits
Speaker 1: the bell, it actually cuts to the one frame of
Speaker 1: the explosion. And it's fucking amazing. So you have it.
Speaker 1: I have to see this.
Speaker 2: This is really different, built to conceptualize. But we'll do
Speaker 2: one more question, one really quick one, and then we'll
Speaker 2: read the names. We've got a lot to get to
Speaker 2: you today. Kingston looks like the kind of guy to
Speaker 2: soak a Digimon card and come wrote in you know me,
Speaker 2: He says, no question, I just wanted to answer a
Speaker 2: question from a recent pod. Yeah, so I started watching
Speaker 2: The Big Bang Theory lately, and honestly, and honestly, it's good.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of the hate comes from people
Speaker 2: who absorb it through osmosis and don't engage with it directly.
Speaker 2: And and uh, you you know what, Penny is pretty hot.
Speaker 2: See you later, Alligator skaters, thanks for reading. Yeah, she said,
Speaker 2: I mean that's not She's not bad, but I don't
Speaker 2: care about that, you know.
Speaker 1: Right, because that's not never been a point of contention
Speaker 1: or anything, like, no one's ever like she's ugly. But
Speaker 1: the thing that always lets me down disappoints me when
Speaker 1: people say they like it, they never explain to me why,
Speaker 1: Like I want. I was like, I because I'm curus,
Speaker 1: I'm legitimately curious.
Speaker 2: Look, I want to be clear as well. I've not
Speaker 2: It's not like I haven't watched it like I've sat
Speaker 2: like I've I've been with older family members like I've
Speaker 2: I've sat in the living room watching it.
Speaker 1: I understand. I get it. I guess it's like turn
Speaker 1: your brain off, like whatever. It's a bunch of nerds.
Speaker 1: It's like like they're not they're not genes, they're neuro divergent,
Speaker 1: whatever they need.
Speaker 2: It's very generic both it's it's a generic sitcom. To me,
Speaker 2: it's like like sitcoms. Look, I actually like sitcoms, right,
Speaker 2: Like I I remember growing up, I would watch The Parkers,
Speaker 2: I would watch you know, Fresh Brands, I would watch Seinfeld.
Speaker 2: I liked even the ones that like aren't even super
Speaker 2: popular I like, or like everybody else Raymond I like,
Speaker 2: is the reason why.
Speaker 1: The situational comedy is really fucking popular.
Speaker 2: King Queens I liked, I liked, I like those shows.
Speaker 2: But Big Bang Theory was like this, It's like one
Speaker 2: of those, but with I think less like It's it's
Speaker 2: significantly less endearing to me because I'm aware of what
Speaker 2: of the culture that they're trying to appeal to. It
Speaker 2: just feels very transparent in what they're like nerds like us,
Speaker 2: you know, like King Queens didn't feel like.
Speaker 1: Evean Seinfeld. It was I guess Seinfeld was like a
Speaker 1: very Jewish show, but it didn't feel like, oh Jews
Speaker 1: only you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Like this punchline, that's well, that's what I mean. Like,
Speaker 2: it's not really that well written. It's just like reference humor.
Speaker 2: It's just like, okay, here's this is me.
Speaker 1: This is like when Halo two was gay, and it's
Speaker 1: just like, actually, that would be funny. I would laugh
Speaker 1: at that. No, it's this. It's this there's a reference
Speaker 1: to something that happened in a Green Lantern arc and
Speaker 1: then that's the punchline. I was like, that's not funny. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just referencing something like I swear to God, I before
Speaker 1: anybody was saying anything bad about the show. This is
Speaker 1: in two thousand and eight, I was sitting at a
Speaker 1: cell phone store. I was like, cricket, cricket wireless, and
Speaker 1: I was like cause I was like, I'm the cheapest shit,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go here. Yeah, and Big Bang three was on.
Speaker 1: So when I'm waiting to be helped, I'm watching it,
Speaker 1: I'm like what I was confused. I was like, is
Speaker 1: it's like things are constantly being set up, but I'm
Speaker 1: here laughter, and I'm like, what's happening? And so that
Speaker 1: was before anybody was saying, yeah, YouTube was popping.
Speaker 3: YouTube was not popping. In two thousand and eight, it wasn't.
Speaker 1: So the thing is, I was like, to this day,
Speaker 1: still don't get it, and I want people to explain
Speaker 1: to me, like, when you hear these things, what is
Speaker 1: making you laugh? And I, from my perspective, I think
Speaker 1: it's the laugh track. I personally yeah that if the
Speaker 1: laugh track was gone, people wouldn't laugh at these quote
Speaker 1: unquote jokes because I want to laugh. I want to laugh.
Speaker 2: It's not even like a laugh like that those just
Speaker 2: don't make like sometimes don't really make me laugh so
Speaker 2: much as they like I'm aware that they're funny, you
Speaker 2: know what I mean. Like I've never I can count
Speaker 2: maybe seven times total where I've like like laughed out
Speaker 2: loud at.
Speaker 1: Like a sitcom. Well, and they're not supposed to, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, barrel over, it's not it's not
Speaker 1: like so funny that you're you're losing your mind. You're
Speaker 1: just like, I'm just you're just a use. I'm casually
Speaker 1: laughing though, Yeah I am casually.
Speaker 3: When the last time you laughed out loud there's probably yeah,
Speaker 3: probably like this this episode.
Speaker 1: It's usually the podcast. But that's what I mean.
Speaker 3: I don't know, man, I haven't laughed out loud, Like
Speaker 3: I feel like I haven't laughed out loud from a
Speaker 3: video in a while.
Speaker 1: That can't be true. I feel like that's the only
Speaker 1: thing you do is you laugh at videos.
Speaker 3: I'll show you the last time I laughed out loud.
Speaker 1: To the video. Oh yeah yeah, wait, let me see this.
Speaker 1: Oh man, the suspense is crazy, right, that's just stupid.
Speaker 1: This is so dumb.
Speaker 3: That is so much dumber. That is so much dumber that.
Speaker 1: That is so much dumber that I even thought it
Speaker 1: was going to be that every fucking every time. It's
Speaker 1: a frame of the explosion.
Speaker 2: All right, look, listen, that is so much number all right, whatever, listen, Yeah,
Speaker 2: you're freedom like big bank theory.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's a reason why I made a lot
Speaker 1: of money. I'm sure.
Speaker 2: Like it's passive and it's it's like, you know, it's
Speaker 2: it's something to distract people. I just it's a genuine
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, go ahead, Yeah, I just don't think it's uh,
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't like it, and I like sitcoms.
Speaker 1: It's just a genuine curiosity for me personally that I
Speaker 1: want people to explain to me what they think is
Speaker 1: funny about it, or like say it's it's it's. It
Speaker 1: is not even me trying to be like you're wrong.
Speaker 1: It is a I legit want to know because I
Speaker 1: find British humor dry humor is not my favorite. I
Speaker 1: still like it, it's just not my It's not on
Speaker 1: the top of my don't it's not on the top
Speaker 1: of my list. I've enjoyed plenty of dry humor. I
Speaker 1: don't even think big bank theory is trying. No, it's
Speaker 1: not dry. It's no, I'm not saying it's druck talking
Speaker 1: about specifically.
Speaker 3: Just to give an.
Speaker 1: Example, I'm like, I statement, I can tell you why
Speaker 1: I don't find it as funny. I can tell you
Speaker 1: why when I think it is funny. I can explain
Speaker 1: what I think you know, I could explain my thoughts
Speaker 1: and I and I've constantly ran into people, not constantly,
Speaker 1: but when I've asked people what they like about it,
Speaker 1: They've never given me, like a real literally likes that show.
Speaker 1: She watched the whole thing. I'd like to say that
Speaker 1: that's a perfect example, like ask her like what she
Speaker 1: finds funny about I don't respect her opinion enough to
Speaker 1: ask her that.
Speaker 2: Though, all right, we're gonna move on to names. We're
Speaker 2: gonna read the credits now like this, I'm shut up.
Speaker 2: We're starting and ire in or we're starting early because
Speaker 2: we know how this goes.
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Speaker 1: Come we down one two, three Blues could do you
Speaker 1: can too? Is that what it is? Well? Not, yeah,
Speaker 1: you can too? And then he jump, I mean he
Speaker 1: jumps into a different dimensions. He can just tape the shirt. Man. Dude,
Speaker 1: he's only if he says that chance first. That's the
Speaker 1: only stive. Is his natural like, that's his going to
Speaker 1: their shirt, so technically he cannot be harmed by him.
Speaker 3: I was already in the shirt.
Speaker 1: I want to see if you have you ever seen
Speaker 1: the Street Fighter Alpha two poster or the cover art
Speaker 1: where it's it's a Kuma just fucking standing over.
Speaker 3: Iconic.
Speaker 1: I want to see over fucking Steve. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: it Stephen Blue is looking up at shirt. I need that.
Speaker 3: I'm that liked, like red.
Speaker 1: Or looming over him. He's just like, so, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: take this concept right here, this one that you just drew.
Speaker 1: I'm going to commission.
Speaker 3: Somebody to do that.
Speaker 2: So stupid, all right, it's it's it's a getting out
Speaker 2: of the names. Just played the Hammer Game with my
Speaker 2: grand paw. I don't think he's breathing. I mean the
Speaker 2: Hammer Game.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Somebody with a hammer is that it probably.
Speaker 1: That definitely started in New York.
Speaker 3: Somebody's like right in London.
Speaker 1: I started in London then and then Brooklyn, but never
Speaker 1: left Brooklyn. That's crazy. I wouldn't. I can't even imagine
Speaker 1: that this mask from that side. That's what I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: so it's just a hole and maybe you can see
Speaker 1: his ear. I was trying to, like, how would somebody dradge?
Speaker 1: All right? Derek watched JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Almost every character
Speaker 1: is based on a musical artist and gay like you all.
Speaker 1: Crystal Fox's massive veiny, throbbing girlcocks sleeze, sleeze merchant. I
Speaker 1: squirt myself. I squirt myself today to see if I
Speaker 1: still squeal. Squeal. The police officer in Diddy's house sliding
Speaker 1: in baby oil for all eternity, the perpetul slide. Mama
Speaker 1: just sucked.
Speaker 2: The man put my dick, put my dick in mouth
Speaker 2: and spread bust my load filled up his head.
Speaker 1: Can't do it, it's already already gay. The world will collapse.
Speaker 1: Well the song isn't gay. Well, the song isn't gay,
Speaker 1: that's true, but people are like, because people want me
Speaker 1: to do judas priests, like really badly, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I can't. Man, the universe is gonna tears just I can't.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be come straight. Take a gay man's words
Speaker 1: and make him gay. It's Judas Priest gay.
Speaker 3: Well, Rob Halford is he's very gay.
Speaker 1: He started start in metal trend because you know, that
Speaker 1: ship was like gay biker ship, and he brought it
Speaker 1: to metal and he was like, that's amazing that he
Speaker 1: turned a bunch of people into a bunch of He
Speaker 1: made a bunch of people look gay as fuck. Well,
Speaker 1: I appreciate it, Jack, but I know who I'm taking
Speaker 1: off my Spotify. I mean I still got I still
Speaker 1: got Kanye on my playlist. That's crazy. That is think
Speaker 1: appens to send to Michael Jackson the other day.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't give up. I can't do it, man, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: He's so good. Yeah, he's.
Speaker 3: He's too diversely good as an artist for me to
Speaker 3: be like taking he can't draw, Probably he's probably good
Speaker 3: knowing him. It's like Freddie Mercury can just draw really
Speaker 3: well for some goddamn reason. A lot of artists can
Speaker 3: just draw really well.
Speaker 1: Marvel he wanted he wanted to be a comic writers. Actually,
Speaker 1: part of it's part of the brain Man given his
Speaker 1: jarring to see like it's I understand drawing things well,
Speaker 1: but then Eminem's drawings are like that's comic level stuff,
Speaker 1: Like what the fuck are you doing? What makes sense? Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's way better. It's way makes way more money doing this.
Speaker 3: It makes sense why he would be able to do that,
Speaker 3: like just the kind of person he was. Of course,
Speaker 3: he like someone that, just like he made his means escapes.
Speaker 3: I don't kill my mom.
Speaker 1: I gotta draw Spider Man so he can remind me
Speaker 1: not to kill my mom. Hey, Marshall, don't do that. Sweeney.
Speaker 1: Sweeney is just Chris and this is our reform rogue
Speaker 1: Rogue Juan a race war story, the Wiggles more like
Speaker 1: the Niggles. Whoa, whoa?
Speaker 2: Why why do black Why do black men only have nightmares?
Speaker 2: Because the last one I have a dream, got Sean,
Speaker 2: But I'm needing that. Eldridge Dick call me HP love shaft,
Speaker 2: Love shaft, Love shaft is pretty good. Smashing gay pumpkins
Speaker 2: be like penetration, dirty penis lubrication on myself.
Speaker 1: I fo brothers women. Zero throws five face into something.
Speaker 2: Silver Spermer putting the second dimension on silver Spermer putting
Speaker 2: the second dimension on his shirt. Funny man, haha, Vaughan
Speaker 2: of the Dead two face, but one side.
Speaker 1: Is just kay, oh good look, this is a good way.
Speaker 1: Sweeney is right on most topics.
Speaker 2: Round that Asian can shirt man take numbers away from
Speaker 2: can't count pass Reemann, so he becomes can't count past
Speaker 2: one man? Uh, Sweeney, I'm making you a heavy rown
Speaker 2: in in the in the game.
Speaker 1: Thanks. Thanks, That's how grateful he is. I said, what
Speaker 1: should I say? It's cool man, thank you? So he
Speaker 1: said thanks.
Speaker 2: No, you said thanks, which I think is Caribbean for
Speaker 2: I don't care. Perpetually irritated Friendulum. The masculine urge to dress.
Speaker 1: Like a cutie patuity. Shut up, cutie patuity. I'm stocky,
Speaker 1: six foot Mexican. This fucking guy I want to see
Speaker 1: I think I have seen this. The poor guys like,
Speaker 1: all right, hey, Kingston, read the rest of these. Yeah,
Speaker 1: since you want to interject something I really don't want
Speaker 1: to know. Yeah, I mean you clearly want some attention.
Speaker 1: Do you stop? You stopped at this? I don't remember
Speaker 1: you're funny Mann.
Speaker 3: The masculine urge. The masculine urge to dress like a
Speaker 3: cutie patuity. I'm a stocky six for Mexican, not blessed
Speaker 3: with a typical Mexican twink jeans, blair of white, canonically
Speaker 3: banging Alex Jones Aubrey A'llbrey to Aubrey too, but she
Speaker 3: drinks come instead of blood, having Gary from the server, drowned,
Speaker 3: drawn and quartered, stitch back together incorrectly and then drawing
Speaker 3: a quarded again each ship. Jake Jake Doherty, Yeah, fu
Speaker 3: stupid cumped cunt death. Someone's his name death, That's crazy.
Speaker 3: That was my gamer attag when I was younger. The
Speaker 3: fucking edgy it is Jacks, the world factors Mayori Uh,
Speaker 3: Harold in a purple Creyon instead it's Harold and purple
Speaker 3: drinks a haird of purple Creyon gets addicted. It's because
Speaker 3: he gets addicted to drugs, because he's an addict. Chief,
Speaker 3: what are you doing, sir? Returning piece to Israel Kingson
Speaker 3: looks like the kind of guy that soaks Digimon phone
Speaker 3: stole on that was not mine?
Speaker 1: That was Chris is actually yeah it was a ipadah
Speaker 1: another one.
Speaker 3: Oh, I see Keiser's the kind of guy that soaks
Speaker 3: a digimon card in come and then swipes in his
Speaker 3: ass like a credit card.
Speaker 1: Big meaty stinks.
Speaker 4: Uh.
Speaker 3: You may have invaded in my mind, but there's one
Speaker 3: thing a seal always keeps hit his baby Angie the
Speaker 3: man who's handies are a's here but not as dandy.
Speaker 3: The drink cup officially music. Wait, the drink cup officially
Speaker 3: musical fusic video.
Speaker 1: Every day in my sheets you hear glocklock block glock.
Speaker 3: He's smoker gigs. Watch Transformers one in theaters before it dies. Please,
Speaker 3: it's so fie. I'm gonna say this beginning of my
Speaker 3: nephew actually sipping on some sipping on some c man
Speaker 3: by gay sex Mafia. I'm the joker, baby slipknot the
Speaker 3: N word, and I that's an awfully hot shot. That's
Speaker 3: half of a shot coming shot. Should I take it
Speaker 3: in my face? Definitely? Kevin Durant's feet it get rich
Speaker 3: quick scheme, make more wet bitches, thick ticket creams. Eh,
Speaker 3: relinquish your content of your pockets.
Speaker 1: Brew where to release? Relinquish the content of your pockets, bro,
Speaker 1: or thou shalt chef you up man, mister pants? Derek?
Speaker 3: When is gay?
Speaker 1: Wait? When is gay not like us coming out? I
Speaker 1: mean it's that it just turned out to be a Simpson.
Speaker 1: They call me.
Speaker 3: What else, Derek say what? Oh I probably listened to
Speaker 3: that one band. Yeah they're there. Yeah there was something.
Speaker 3: I'll just say that, Derek. When is the gay not
Speaker 3: like us coming out?
Speaker 1: Oh? What? I like men's butts? I should have I
Speaker 1: should have jumped on that immediately.
Speaker 3: That would have she spum on my black mithya kube.
Speaker 3: Notice how they still haven't used the new intros. And also,
Speaker 3: I'm a gay stler, jolly old dipshit legiond but his
Speaker 3: head has a fleshlight for a head. Harris Clinton squirt off.
Speaker 3: I would definitely watch that man, definitely the nineties.
Speaker 1: I'd watched that.
Speaker 3: Defeeding a sandwich only makes it tastier. Happy spooptober guys,
Speaker 3: especially you, Sweeney.
Speaker 1: Oh that's spook.
Speaker 3: I need Sophia fol Cone from the Penguin calling me
Speaker 3: slurres and spitting in my mouth. She is bad, bro,
Speaker 3: she is. She's a baddie. A hundred du bois pexus
Speaker 3: scan shows you're gay.
Speaker 1: I need a queiro.
Speaker 3: I'm pumping hard in a home all to the end
Speaker 3: of the night and he's gotta be gay, and he's
Speaker 3: gotta be gay. He's gotta be gay gay for the NYE,
Speaker 3: I need a homeo. I want chicken wings and fried rice.
Speaker 3: And just for some reason, hearing that song in my
Speaker 3: mind made me think of like chicken rice, yeah from
Speaker 3: like fucking New York eat every time when I fucking
Speaker 3: watch that movie Interesting, I want to eat bad so
Speaker 3: badly man, just eat fake bad nah man, this die.
Speaker 1: I feel batter. I just really really really miss bad
Speaker 1: ship until I have it. Then I'm like, oh, it's
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Speaker 1: in high school and the first movie Yeah read Better
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Speaker 3: I'm hanging out with a couple of gooners. I'm just
Speaker 3: here so I don't get killed. British people come and
Speaker 3: then be like, what's all this? Then big dick Randy
Speaker 3: pulled out twenty years late in the sloppiest way possible,
Speaker 3: call that bitch Afghanistan. Kat Williams was right. These big
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Speaker 3: so crazy, dude, I had to boy Shawnee Dee, the
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Speaker 3: the Torretto House, and then shack in a yellow shirt.
Speaker 3: We are you calling me Shaq? What's it calling me Shaq?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I guess we have any yellow shirts?
Speaker 1: You should know it's you. It's like the joke. It's
Speaker 1: like the fucking junior joke about trades people. I need
Speaker 1: not know what gender you are.
Speaker 3: Imagine if Mike Jackson still was alive and got weirder
Speaker 3: during the COVID, like when you're weird during COVID, Like
Speaker 3: celebrities don't say that, man. I just want Michael Jackson
Speaker 3: to not be as bad as things or point he
Speaker 3: may be.
Speaker 1: Three x O.
Speaker 3: Beggan kingson to never get braces so he can split
Speaker 3: He split water at people using his iconic tooth gap.
Speaker 3: Please stop, guys, that's one of the few things. I'm
Speaker 3: fucking pounds per square inch. That's insane. Pretty much a blade.
Speaker 3: What do they called the water? What do they call
Speaker 3: things that like? They cut things of water?
Speaker 1: Water? Yeah, yeah, I don't I can't think of it
Speaker 1: right now, but we know what you're talking about. They
Speaker 1: just cut through, like sucking anything water saws some ship
Speaker 1: that sounds soda water. Saw the fork feeling of being
Speaker 1: on h R T for seven months and having my
Speaker 1: penis shrink from six inches e wrec to forges erect,
Speaker 1: slurp and stroking, smoking, joking emoticon is going like this.
Speaker 1: Uh m h oh no, no no, what did you do?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: No, I recover, I recover that.
Speaker 1: Did to this at all? Gotcha? I know what to do?
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Speaker 3: I beat him off and his penis just just to
Speaker 3: know that I'm gay, punished venom shell days.
Speaker 1: And in the pig evil swing be like at another gage.
Speaker 3: At least eight million, three hundred and forty five thousand,
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Speaker 3: of the bat Bo Gage six, I am I going
Speaker 3: to finish all of this hurry up pussy.
Speaker 1: P Diddy blasting his favor fifty cent song.
Speaker 4: Many men, many many men wait while many well many
Speaker 4: men should come upon him for seconds or deal or
Speaker 4: his second record, a second record, deal whatever.
Speaker 3: That's so weird to write that. Pep Chris checks out
Speaker 3: the great song called You're Gay, You're Gay, and I
Speaker 3: hate you Bye. I made the fuck up, stupid donkey bitch,
Speaker 3: so mean fire that's just not nice this song man.
Speaker 3: At this point, it'd be funnier if you had Brad
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Speaker 1: It's like a cyclist as well, like you're saying, make
Speaker 1: me think of Cylon.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, the firsture of DJ is immediately on board
Speaker 3: for mash at Frankie Frankie Valley's house. That's terrible, poor
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Speaker 3: Jim Crow haunting a woman's bathroom at Chuck e Cheese
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Speaker 3: in your ass b eight ninety six. Uh radiohead nice
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Speaker 3: Stars Yelling walls star in a crowded room are prompted
Speaker 3: Alaskan oil field trash, Texas Theater salad, a young Sheldon.
Speaker 1: Suffocating and a game upside down, it would seem I
Speaker 1: can't breathe.
Speaker 3: I wish God tickle my ass. Here's Niggy Ziggy formerly
Speaker 3: known as you know Niggy Niggy Jizzy, formally known as
Speaker 3: Nicky Ziggy. Honestly on God for real, Frial, congrats on swing,
Speaker 3: losing weight, good ship man, keep it up.
Speaker 1: I'm trying. I wonder if Derek has listened to the band? Uh?
Speaker 1: I did? Who Kansas? Yeah that's the one. I listened
Speaker 1: to it and it's yeah, yeah, it's a it's it
Speaker 1: is what it is, and it's a wonder.
Speaker 3: I can breathe with all the it's better where we've went,
Speaker 3: all big flat dicks in my jaw, Jamir Kui, I
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Speaker 1: One and round out our list. The King of hap Hazard.
Speaker 1: Finally he's out. My fellow Negroids, every one of you
Speaker 1: are honorary black men today.
Speaker 3: No you're not, but thanks for coming in. I appreciate you.
Speaker 1: Guys. Do not go out or you will be exphyxiated
Speaker 1: with a knee. Whoa