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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We'll let chintako one on one

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<v Speaker 1>one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, Uh, let's see if

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<v Speaker 2>you haven't voted for you say we play it yet,

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<v Speaker 2>you've still got how fifteen minutes or so to pay

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<v Speaker 2>a visit to the Jar Facebook page where you'll find

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<v Speaker 2>three song choices from Zeppelin this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Yep, you get your voting. Somebody at the Jar Facebook

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<v Speaker 3>page who votes is going to be randomly picked to

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<v Speaker 3>win Creed tickets all right for their show in December

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<v Speaker 3>at the Kia Center. About fifteen minutes. Get your vote

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<v Speaker 3>in JR Facebook page and just vote once please. I'll

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<v Speaker 3>get all that traffic piling into Orlando from Tampa.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, if you're out there stuck in that, just know

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<v Speaker 2>that most of the traffic feeds we're seeing are the

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<v Speaker 2>traffic's moving just albeit slowly. There's a lot more volume

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<v Speaker 2>than usual. So you have some patience out there this

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<v Speaker 2>morning and again and as you know, Milton goes today.

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<v Speaker 2>Really you know you've got a full day today. If

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<v Speaker 2>you haven't done anything yet, you still got today to

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<v Speaker 2>really get everything buttoned up and taken care of, kind

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<v Speaker 2>of drawing a noon tomorrow line in the red sand

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<v Speaker 2>is to whin weather conditions will start going downhill for

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<v Speaker 2>most of us here in central Florida on Wednesday. I

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<v Speaker 2>get great news if you are an owner of an

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<v Speaker 2>older home, maybe built circa sixties seventies. Yeah, and maybe

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<v Speaker 2>you haven't, maybe you've been thinking about, hey, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I really I want to update this place, modernize it whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, might want to hold off on that a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit. Seventies interior coming back into vogue.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god.

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<v Speaker 2>Especially here's the best part. And those of you who

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<v Speaker 2>were born and raised in Florida like me and Taco,

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<v Speaker 2>are really gonna love this, especially for bathrooms.

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<v Speaker 3>I knew you were gonna say it tie and the pink. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know about you. I'm not doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>I always kind of like that. Maybe it's just because

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<v Speaker 2>what I was used to growing up, and on occasion

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<v Speaker 2>when I'm at a home or visiting someplace and it

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<v Speaker 2>still has the original you know, they.

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<v Speaker 3>Like all right, yeah, sorr right, that's because, as you said,

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<v Speaker 3>growing up, those were happier time. You know what I'm

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<v Speaker 3>getting that now everything's still happy. But what I'm saying

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<v Speaker 3>that was your childhood, which was like, oh, this is

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<v Speaker 3>what a great time.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I disagree that everything's still happy. No, not so much.

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<v Speaker 2>I will on this note, and as this pertains specifically

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<v Speaker 2>to bathrooms, and we had this for a while in

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<v Speaker 2>the house. I grew up in the shag carpet and bathroom. No,

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<v Speaker 2>that's in retrospect. That was a really really bad idea. Mom.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Mama, I did not have that in my bathroom,

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<v Speaker 3>thank the Lord. But yeah, that's uh. I grew up.

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<v Speaker 3>We had wood floors, which were a bonus except for

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<v Speaker 3>a couple of times when it was freezing out or

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<v Speaker 3>come on, how often is it freezing? I remember when

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<v Speaker 3>I was a kid. We had several days in the

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<v Speaker 3>twenties and thirties, but listen, several when it was when

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<v Speaker 3>it was super cold. And then when it was time

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<v Speaker 3>to polish the floors, it was this double whisk looking thing,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, like the street cleaner right has the big

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<v Speaker 3>circle whatever buffer.

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<v Speaker 2>This one was two of those little buffer. Oh it

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<v Speaker 2>was a buffing pain in my ass. I'll tell you

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<v Speaker 2>that I used to love buffing the floor. Is it

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<v Speaker 2>Osowski family foods? I got I had that full size

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<v Speaker 2>industrial machine down down to a science. Man. If you

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<v Speaker 2>don't know what you're doing with one of those, you

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<v Speaker 2>get the pickle displays going over on.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll get away from you fast. I know somebody that

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<v Speaker 3>has Tasso floors. Okay, their house came with those Tarasso

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<v Speaker 3>floors and they kept them because they were hip. About

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<v Speaker 3>ten years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>We had some of that action in our house as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Its the avocado green and the yellow and the pink.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, welcome to Florida.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody said, I'm wanna TALKO, let it go.

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<v Speaker 2>It's if you want to pin it on an actual group,

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<v Speaker 2>this one you gotta put on. Millennials are the ones

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<v Speaker 2>who are more and more gravitating towards the s seventies five.

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<v Speaker 3>The one thing that I love about the seventies houses,

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<v Speaker 3>sixties and seventies homes is the sturdiness.

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<v Speaker 2>The cinder blah. Yeah, I mean the house I live

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<v Speaker 2>in now is built in seventy two.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, mine too early, sometime in the seventies, and it's

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<v Speaker 3>it's cinder block head to toe, Thank the Lord.

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<v Speaker 2>One other note that I may be guilty of mentioning

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<v Speaker 2>this on occasion in the past, I always thought sunken

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<v Speaker 2>living rooms are badass too.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh were you walking and there's like three steps to go? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>that's just one more obstacle, Patty, Well, yeah, you know

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<v Speaker 3>what I'm getting.

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<v Speaker 2>Having a few Gin and tonics. Sure, some sunken liver

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<v Speaker 2>living room down there.

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<v Speaker 3>You're going straight to the seventies, the sunken living room

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<v Speaker 3>and gin and tonics, He throws out.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly, exactly, can I say? Man? Oh? With Halloween approaching

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<v Speaker 2>later this month, you're gonna see all sorts of gimmicks

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<v Speaker 2>out there. I gotta I'm gonna applaud Airheads for this one.

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<v Speaker 2>I like it. I like it. The old trick or

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<v Speaker 2>treats smell my feet. That wasn't Airheads, No, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>but you know the old thing, treat smell my feet,

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<v Speaker 2>give me something good to eat with that. Airheads is

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<v Speaker 2>zeroed in on the stinky feet part by offering Halloween

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<v Speaker 2>inspired foot spray.

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<v Speaker 4>Every Halloween they hit the streets looking for something good

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<v Speaker 4>to eat, walking an average of twenty two blocks one

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<v Speaker 4>point two five miles over forty five hundred steps, creating

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<v Speaker 4>an unholy brew of feet perspiration.

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<v Speaker 3>Demanding you smell them.

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<v Speaker 4>In exchange, will entreat, so protect yourself with airheads trick

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<v Speaker 4>or treats on my feet. Candy sent a footspray.

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<v Speaker 3>It smells like shry airheads. I'll give them. I'll give

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<v Speaker 3>a total credit as well. Pat fantastic when you said

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<v Speaker 3>airheads up there talking about the movie No at the beginning.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I said, I'm not giving credit to airheads

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<v Speaker 2>for that. We all said that is great. Oh, you're

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<v Speaker 2>doing those twenty two blocks, whether you're the kid or

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<v Speaker 2>the mom or dad going with the kid, twenty two blocks,

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<v Speaker 2>you're wathering up those feet.

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<v Speaker 3>Those feet.

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<v Speaker 2>Airheadsfootspray dot com. If you're an interest to try to acquire.

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<v Speaker 3>That, somebody else texted in good morning, as long as

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<v Speaker 3>it's not the shag carpet.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you want that in your sunken living room? Well,

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<v Speaker 2>Daddy back in the day, that's that's so, would you?

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<v Speaker 3>And if you had one? Now now uh huh. And

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<v Speaker 3>then we have the toilet year we're coming through. Imagine

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<v Speaker 3>how many deuces and the original seventies toilet that's taken down.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't build them like that anymore, man, Although Bob

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<v Speaker 2>does have a power flusher.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they don't build them like the power flusher is

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<v Speaker 3>more like it. For those that didn't get to hear

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<v Speaker 3>the power flusher on the podcast, do you have the audio?

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on, it's it's not audio, it's it was a video.

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<v Speaker 3>So bear with me, and I promise I'll find it.

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<v Speaker 2>Of all the people that I know that could utilize this,

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<v Speaker 2>this guy, this, this is a match made in heaven.

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<v Speaker 2>He had industrial, uh you know, like commercial.

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<v Speaker 3>My buddy Delta Daev owns a plumbing company, and when

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<v Speaker 3>I bought toilets from him, he said, Oh, I got

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<v Speaker 3>a trick for you by listen to this thing flush.

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<v Speaker 2>Hold on you ready, yeah, let me lower this thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Watch you flushed that thing?

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<v Speaker 2>As you said the other day, your neighbor's water goes down,

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<v Speaker 2>but not only that, the whole whole water supply system

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<v Speaker 2>probably low tide.

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<v Speaker 3>You'd hear it outside again. Listen to this.

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<v Speaker 2>This is my I have two of these toilets in

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<v Speaker 2>my house. Bob could do some destruction too. Talking about watch,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like, you know, you get run into those when

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<v Speaker 2>you know you're to place public toilets that are used

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<v Speaker 2>and flushed all day, like a lows or a whole

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<v Speaker 2>depot or a hospital. Yeah, speaking of hospitals. I think

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<v Speaker 2>this is a first on this show. In Idiotology, we

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<v Speaker 2>got a woman claiming that she was in and had

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<v Speaker 2>to be hospitalized after being nailed on the head by

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<v Speaker 2>a discount cauliflower in her local grocery store, which Sammy

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<v Speaker 2>May and I have more on her story on our

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook page. Claims while she was on vacation in Bath, England.

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<v Speaker 2>She says the cauliflower fell from a shelf, plummeting four

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<v Speaker 2>feet and nailing her square on the heads. When is

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<v Speaker 2>cauliflower up on a four foot shelf above your head.

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<v Speaker 5>Lab it's always waste level with all the other ve

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<v Speaker 5>and a bin, so she's claimed she blacked out from

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<v Speaker 5>the impact.

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<v Speaker 2>And woke up, woke up to see it behind her

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<v Speaker 2>head in the store's staff propped her back up, and

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<v Speaker 2>she says they put the cauliflower back up on the shelf,

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<v Speaker 2>and then the supermarket offered her a thirty two dollars

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<v Speaker 2>voucher in cab fair to get to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 3>Did they put like a nice prepared salad bag underneath

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<v Speaker 3>their head a pillow? Do you know those things knock

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<v Speaker 3>one with the croutons. We're not talking Caesar David, the

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<v Speaker 3>coast has Trazo Toazo force.

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<v Speaker 2>Could Dave keep them there? Hit brother, get yourself in

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<v Speaker 2>the sunken living room. Get some shag going, baby shag.

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<v Speaker 2>Bathroom five five stereo system. Daddy O j R R.

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<v Speaker 3>Orlando's off station,