Speaker 1: Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to
Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We'll let chintako one on one
Speaker 1: one w jr R.
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Speaker 3: get all that traffic piling into Orlando from Tampa.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're out there stuck in that, just know
Speaker 2: that most of the traffic feeds we're seeing are the
Speaker 2: traffic's moving just albeit slowly. There's a lot more volume
Speaker 2: than usual. So you have some patience out there this
Speaker 2: morning and again and as you know, Milton goes today.
Speaker 2: Really you know you've got a full day today. If
Speaker 2: you haven't done anything yet, you still got today to
Speaker 2: really get everything buttoned up and taken care of, kind
Speaker 2: of drawing a noon tomorrow line in the red sand
Speaker 2: is to whin weather conditions will start going downhill for
Speaker 2: most of us here in central Florida on Wednesday. I
Speaker 2: get great news if you are an owner of an
Speaker 2: older home, maybe built circa sixties seventies. Yeah, and maybe
Speaker 2: you haven't, maybe you've been thinking about, hey, you know,
Speaker 2: I really I want to update this place, modernize it whatever.
Speaker 2: You know, might want to hold off on that a
Speaker 2: little bit. Seventies interior coming back into vogue.
Speaker 3: Oh god.
Speaker 2: Especially here's the best part. And those of you who
Speaker 2: were born and raised in Florida like me and Taco,
Speaker 2: are really gonna love this, especially for bathrooms.
Speaker 3: I knew you were gonna say it tie and the pink. Yes,
Speaker 3: I don't know about you. I'm not doing it.
Speaker 2: I always kind of like that. Maybe it's just because
Speaker 2: what I was used to growing up, and on occasion
Speaker 2: when I'm at a home or visiting someplace and it
Speaker 2: still has the original you know, they.
Speaker 3: Like all right, yeah, sorr right, that's because, as you said,
Speaker 3: growing up, those were happier time. You know what I'm
Speaker 3: getting that now everything's still happy. But what I'm saying
Speaker 3: that was your childhood, which was like, oh, this is
Speaker 3: what a great time.
Speaker 2: Well I disagree that everything's still happy. No, not so much.
Speaker 2: I will on this note, and as this pertains specifically
Speaker 2: to bathrooms, and we had this for a while in
Speaker 2: the house. I grew up in the shag carpet and bathroom. No,
Speaker 2: that's in retrospect. That was a really really bad idea. Mom.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mama, I did not have that in my bathroom,
Speaker 3: thank the Lord. But yeah, that's uh. I grew up.
Speaker 3: We had wood floors, which were a bonus except for
Speaker 3: a couple of times when it was freezing out or
Speaker 3: come on, how often is it freezing? I remember when
Speaker 3: I was a kid. We had several days in the
Speaker 3: twenties and thirties, but listen, several when it was when
Speaker 3: it was super cold. And then when it was time
Speaker 3: to polish the floors, it was this double whisk looking thing,
Speaker 3: you know, like the street cleaner right has the big
Speaker 3: circle whatever buffer.
Speaker 2: This one was two of those little buffer. Oh it
Speaker 2: was a buffing pain in my ass. I'll tell you
Speaker 2: that I used to love buffing the floor. Is it
Speaker 2: Osowski family foods? I got I had that full size
Speaker 2: industrial machine down down to a science. Man. If you
Speaker 2: don't know what you're doing with one of those, you
Speaker 2: get the pickle displays going over on.
Speaker 3: We'll get away from you fast. I know somebody that
Speaker 3: has Tasso floors. Okay, their house came with those Tarasso
Speaker 3: floors and they kept them because they were hip. About
Speaker 3: ten years ago.
Speaker 2: We had some of that action in our house as well.
Speaker 2: Its the avocado green and the yellow and the pink.
Speaker 2: Oh God, welcome to Florida.
Speaker 3: Somebody said, I'm wanna TALKO, let it go.
Speaker 2: It's if you want to pin it on an actual group,
Speaker 2: this one you gotta put on. Millennials are the ones
Speaker 2: who are more and more gravitating towards the s seventies five.
Speaker 3: The one thing that I love about the seventies houses,
Speaker 3: sixties and seventies homes is the sturdiness.
Speaker 2: The cinder blah. Yeah, I mean the house I live
Speaker 2: in now is built in seventy two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, mine too early, sometime in the seventies, and it's
Speaker 3: it's cinder block head to toe, Thank the Lord.
Speaker 2: One other note that I may be guilty of mentioning
Speaker 2: this on occasion in the past, I always thought sunken
Speaker 2: living rooms are badass too.
Speaker 3: Oh were you walking and there's like three steps to go? Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's just one more obstacle, Patty, Well, yeah, you know
Speaker 3: what I'm getting.
Speaker 2: Having a few Gin and tonics. Sure, some sunken liver
Speaker 2: living room down there.
Speaker 3: You're going straight to the seventies, the sunken living room
Speaker 3: and gin and tonics, He throws out.
Speaker 2: Exactly, exactly, can I say? Man? Oh? With Halloween approaching
Speaker 2: later this month, you're gonna see all sorts of gimmicks
Speaker 2: out there. I gotta I'm gonna applaud Airheads for this one.
Speaker 2: I like it. I like it. The old trick or
Speaker 2: treats smell my feet. That wasn't Airheads, No, no, no,
Speaker 2: but you know the old thing, treat smell my feet,
Speaker 2: give me something good to eat with that. Airheads is
Speaker 2: zeroed in on the stinky feet part by offering Halloween
Speaker 2: inspired foot spray.
Speaker 4: Every Halloween they hit the streets looking for something good
Speaker 4: to eat, walking an average of twenty two blocks one
Speaker 4: point two five miles over forty five hundred steps, creating
Speaker 4: an unholy brew of feet perspiration.
Speaker 3: Demanding you smell them.
Speaker 4: In exchange, will entreat, so protect yourself with airheads trick
Speaker 4: or treats on my feet. Candy sent a footspray.
Speaker 3: It smells like shry airheads. I'll give them. I'll give
Speaker 3: a total credit as well. Pat fantastic when you said
Speaker 3: airheads up there talking about the movie No at the beginning.
Speaker 2: That's why I said, I'm not giving credit to airheads
Speaker 2: for that. We all said that is great. Oh, you're
Speaker 2: doing those twenty two blocks, whether you're the kid or
Speaker 2: the mom or dad going with the kid, twenty two blocks,
Speaker 2: you're wathering up those feet.
Speaker 3: Those feet.
Speaker 2: Airheadsfootspray dot com. If you're an interest to try to acquire.
Speaker 3: That, somebody else texted in good morning, as long as
Speaker 3: it's not the shag carpet.
Speaker 2: Would you want that in your sunken living room? Well,
Speaker 2: Daddy back in the day, that's that's so, would you?
Speaker 3: And if you had one? Now now uh huh. And
Speaker 3: then we have the toilet year we're coming through. Imagine
Speaker 3: how many deuces and the original seventies toilet that's taken down.
Speaker 2: I don't build them like that anymore, man, Although Bob
Speaker 2: does have a power flusher.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they don't build them like the power flusher is
Speaker 3: more like it. For those that didn't get to hear
Speaker 3: the power flusher on the podcast, do you have the audio?
Speaker 3: Hold on, it's it's not audio, it's it was a video.
Speaker 3: So bear with me, and I promise I'll find it.
Speaker 2: Of all the people that I know that could utilize this,
Speaker 2: this guy, this, this is a match made in heaven.
Speaker 2: He had industrial, uh you know, like commercial.
Speaker 3: My buddy Delta Daev owns a plumbing company, and when
Speaker 3: I bought toilets from him, he said, Oh, I got
Speaker 3: a trick for you by listen to this thing flush.
Speaker 2: Hold on you ready, yeah, let me lower this thing.
Speaker 3: Watch you flushed that thing?
Speaker 2: As you said the other day, your neighbor's water goes down,
Speaker 2: but not only that, the whole whole water supply system
Speaker 2: probably low tide.
Speaker 3: You'd hear it outside again. Listen to this.
Speaker 2: This is my I have two of these toilets in
Speaker 2: my house. Bob could do some destruction too. Talking about watch,
Speaker 2: it's like, you know, you get run into those when
Speaker 2: you know you're to place public toilets that are used
Speaker 2: and flushed all day, like a lows or a whole
Speaker 2: depot or a hospital. Yeah, speaking of hospitals. I think
Speaker 2: this is a first on this show. In Idiotology, we
Speaker 2: got a woman claiming that she was in and had
Speaker 2: to be hospitalized after being nailed on the head by
Speaker 2: a discount cauliflower in her local grocery store, which Sammy
Speaker 2: May and I have more on her story on our
Speaker 2: Facebook page. Claims while she was on vacation in Bath, England.
Speaker 2: She says the cauliflower fell from a shelf, plummeting four
Speaker 2: feet and nailing her square on the heads. When is
Speaker 2: cauliflower up on a four foot shelf above your head.
Speaker 5: Lab it's always waste level with all the other ve
Speaker 5: and a bin, so she's claimed she blacked out from
Speaker 5: the impact.
Speaker 2: And woke up, woke up to see it behind her
Speaker 2: head in the store's staff propped her back up, and
Speaker 2: she says they put the cauliflower back up on the shelf,
Speaker 2: and then the supermarket offered her a thirty two dollars
Speaker 2: voucher in cab fair to get to the hospital.
Speaker 3: Did they put like a nice prepared salad bag underneath
Speaker 3: their head a pillow? Do you know those things knock
Speaker 3: one with the croutons. We're not talking Caesar David, the
Speaker 3: coast has Trazo Toazo force.
Speaker 2: Could Dave keep them there? Hit brother, get yourself in
Speaker 2: the sunken living room. Get some shag going, baby shag.
Speaker 2: Bathroom five five stereo system. Daddy O j R R.
Speaker 3: Orlando's off station,