Speaker 1: Hey, honey. Yeah, no, no, they're just candles. I was
Speaker 1: latinum for you know, nice Beyonce. Mm hmm yeah. No,
Speaker 1: I have my uh bluetooth speakers over there if you
Speaker 1: want to connect your phone pardon, oh, right over to
Speaker 1: that door. Yeah, if you want to go freshen up
Speaker 1: or do whatever you need to. Yeah, no, I was yes,
Speaker 1: those are those are rose petals. Yeah, that's that's a
Speaker 1: bottle of wine. Well, I don't know. I just wanted
Speaker 1: to make it a little bit special tonight after we
Speaker 1: come back from the date and everything. Uh huh, well, sorry,
Speaker 1: you're right, I misspoke. Now that we've come back for
Speaker 1: our date, I just thought I would make it a
Speaker 1: little bit nice. So I had this chilling while we
Speaker 1: were gone, and those are glasses, and I just figured
Speaker 1: since you always, you know, go brush your teeth and
Speaker 1: everything before you go to sleep, well no, you told
Speaker 1: me I do too. I just sorry, I'm just a
Speaker 1: ball of nerves right now. I can't even think straight. Well,
Speaker 1: you know, we planned on it and tonight was not,
Speaker 1: so I thought I would make it extra special and romantic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you, that was very sweet. Now go on get
Speaker 1: I'll be out here sitting up and hoping that I
Speaker 1: can keep this under control. You know what else I got?
Speaker 1: Let it go? I need a some what's nothing, honey,
Speaker 1: I'm not saying anything. Elsa got that song? Let it go?
Speaker 1: And what is the fire version of that? Jesus, okay, concealed,
Speaker 1: don't feel but I wont to feel this. I really want.
Speaker 1: I want to feel it, absolutely, you know what? He okay, No, no,
Speaker 1: it's fun. It's fun. Just it's okay. I can control
Speaker 1: the second. Oh oh Jesus, oh no, just already thinking
Speaker 1: about that. My hands got warm, just as a pardon. Honey, No, no,
Speaker 1: I didn't. I didn't do anything. I'm fine. Just press
Speaker 1: your teeth, you know, I don't. I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know how to get hair. You'd have to take
Speaker 1: a shower for that. Yeah, just go ahead and take
Speaker 1: a shower. I need a minute. Anyways, This is fun,
Speaker 1: this is fun, This is fine, This is fun. This
Speaker 1: is not fine, Zena, Okay, all right, you know what.
Speaker 1: All right, we've got we've got our protection out. I
Speaker 1: don't want to have any mini pyros, okay. And that's
Speaker 1: a bottle loop that I mean. I don't know if
Speaker 1: meat does that mean she's not gonna think I'm CARDI
Speaker 1: b up in here if I have that out. But
Speaker 1: I am. But like, what if it's needed for I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it'd be needed for. In case,
Speaker 1: maybe it's better to have it out. It's better to
Speaker 1: have it out. Better to be safe than sorry, better
Speaker 1: to be safe than sorry. You were a girl scout, Sina. Okay,
Speaker 1: so we have that out. That's good. Okay, Jesus, this is,
Speaker 1: this is gonna be well. Tonight's gonna be on fire
Speaker 1: for sure. Okay, No, no, oh god, Sina, what did
Speaker 1: you say? No, you don't want to be on fire?
Speaker 1: Just no, nothing, honey, Jesus Christ. Okay, you're fine, You're fine,
Speaker 1: You're fine, you're friends. You know, you're fun. You have
Speaker 1: a wonderful guy who wants to be with you, and
Speaker 1: he's in there taking He's already naked. That doesn't make
Speaker 1: any sense. He's gonna sit there and put dry off
Speaker 1: and put on clothes just for me to take him.
Speaker 1: You know what. I'm perfectly fun, but he's in there.
Speaker 1: I could take a peek. I mean no, no, that's cheating.
Speaker 1: You know it's changed to change. You got lingerie for
Speaker 1: him and what's that? Well, yeah, honey, I do well,
Speaker 1: are we on the same wavelength? That's what I was thinking.
Speaker 1: I do have something sexier. You focus on your shower.
Speaker 1: Let me just shimmy into this and that's a oh
Speaker 1: oh what These are not like normal underwear. Be very
Speaker 1: there's a lot of extra holes. They're so pretty though,
Speaker 1: but Jesus they suck to put on. The lace goes
Speaker 1: up your hoop. Nope, b it's up there. Nope, it's good. Okay.
Speaker 1: And this well lucky that my breasts are small and humble,
Speaker 1: so you don't confuse them with mountain Shakira said so herself. Okay, well,
Speaker 1: at least they're at least no matter what I do,
Speaker 1: they're gonna be perky. We're fine, okay, So that's nice
Speaker 1: and lacy, and you know what, I should just throw
Speaker 1: this silk there we go, silk rove on because otherwise
Speaker 1: that is absolutely see through and just gives away the
Speaker 1: whole There we go. Are alright, So we're looking good,
Speaker 1: hair's fluffed, we're nice and all right, just waiting for
Speaker 1: him to maybe I should sit here, No, there's the
Speaker 1: one candle over battle loop. Oh, I don't want to
Speaker 1: focus on that. Go over and oh that smells nice,
Speaker 1: mm tropical nice And oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 1: Who would have thought that? Who would have thought that's flammable?
Speaker 1: There were smith busters, smith busters did they did this.
Speaker 1: They proved it's flammable because people thought that you could
Speaker 1: burst into flames if you use it? Could you burst
Speaker 1: into flames? Of you? Bigger problems? See? Okay, fuck, that's
Speaker 1: I'm a pyro. How was this hot? This is Why
Speaker 1: did I fling it? Why did honey? Oh no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I am honey. I'm so sorry.
Speaker 1: I yeah, that's fire. Yeah, you're on the other side
Speaker 1: of the flames. I just oh, I promise I can.
Speaker 1: I can replace that. I just Oh my god, Oh
Speaker 1: my parents are gonna be so upset. No, no, honey,
Speaker 1: look the curtains are gonna fire. Well I went to
Speaker 1: light the candle and it was next to it, and
Speaker 1: I didn't know it was flammable. And now then I
Speaker 1: picked it up and it got hot and I flung
Speaker 1: it because it was hot. Now the melted plastic is
Speaker 1: all over and it and the insides we're catching on
Speaker 1: fire too, And now it's all over the front honey, No,
Speaker 1: I know you're I know you. I know you're on
Speaker 1: the other side. I don't I know to do it.
Speaker 1: Fire scene with your fat fire seat. I don't know
Speaker 1: where that is fire. I don't know if you sweep
Speaker 1: it and you do the I know we're losing precious
Speaker 1: time here, Honey, I don't know what to do. Blanket Okay,
Speaker 1: I have a blanket here. If I throw this down,
Speaker 1: you could jump over. Oh my god, it's on a
Speaker 1: fire too. You're right, you're com down. Okay, calm down,
Speaker 1: calmed down. See No, my phone is over there, over
Speaker 1: the you can't see it through this smoke. No, it's
Speaker 1: getting in my lungs now too. I just know you're naked.
Speaker 1: You can't go outside. We gotta get your pat I
Speaker 1: know we don't have enough time for but I oh
Speaker 1: oh no, no, why did you Why did you tackle me?
Speaker 1: I just alba arm No, I'm in pain. Smoke, we're
Speaker 1: supposed to get low. So there's smoke. It's on Oh
Speaker 1: my god, that's gonna the computer. The computer is gonna
Speaker 1: be on fire. No, you're dragging you're dragging me. You're naked,
Speaker 1: You're why you're uh, you're playing basketball? On my forehead.
Speaker 1: I just no, I understand. I just don't want This
Speaker 1: is not how I envisioned to not going at all.
Speaker 1: I just know. No, I don't want to open my
Speaker 1: eyes right now. This is not the ankle I want
Speaker 1: to be seeing you out in this state. No, the
Speaker 1: living room, there's there's there's there's a blanket in the
Speaker 1: living room yourself. No, it's smoking here too now outside. No, well,
Speaker 1: how are we gonna call? We have to get a phone.
Speaker 1: We have to go call. We have to go call
Speaker 1: the neighbor. But the I can't in elation. Oh, I'd
Speaker 1: rather kill me than the sight that I have in
Speaker 1: my room going up. I'm sorry, I just I'm a
Speaker 1: little that's the sort confuse. Okay, Oh no, the sun
Speaker 1: feels nice. No, it just needs to come out of
Speaker 1: my system. It's that's a fire. That's a fire. That's
Speaker 1: a big fire. That's a really big fire. That's a
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, who cares. It's a mermaid tail. No,
Speaker 1: I see, I've made a merdmaid tail out of a
Speaker 1: blanket so that my legs were always covered. Because whenever
Speaker 1: I'm downstairs and I have the blanket on, my dog
Speaker 1: hops in there and we'll move it and then my feet.
Speaker 1: I hate it when my feet are colt. So I
Speaker 1: made a mermaid tip. Well, if you put your feet
Speaker 1: down in the bottom fence, you can kind of skeoch
Speaker 1: you when you walk. That's how I understand. I'm very sorry.
Speaker 1: Was that the only thing you could grab? An? Enough
Speaker 1: time got you? So I'm guessing that kind of ruined
Speaker 1: to not, didn't I? No? Oh wait, you saw that
Speaker 1: when I came out? Oh oh, well, yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I was lightning it on fire, wasn't I yeah, I did.
Speaker 1: I'm not lying. I lit it and it was on fire.
Speaker 1: It sure was it sure indipity was it was on fire.
Speaker 1: It came from my hands a pyro. Yes, I can
Speaker 1: set things on fire. I don't. I don't know how
Speaker 1: I got this. My parents did it or something. I'm
Speaker 1: sure I don't know. I didn't ask too many questions.
Speaker 1: I just went along with it. When I realized that
Speaker 1: I could set things on fire around three years old,
Speaker 1: probably young, but I don't remember anything. Well, yeah, I
Speaker 1: was born this way. I learned to stop asking questions
Speaker 1: when I kept making everything go kaboom. Depended upon how
Speaker 1: I felt. Why, Yes, when you did meet me. That
Speaker 1: is exactly why that dumpster was on fire. That's why
Speaker 1: I told you I'm a dempster. Fire I caused the
Speaker 1: dempster to be on fire. Sure, and deeply, I'm sorry
Speaker 1: about that, honey, But you're just so captivating and sweet. Well, no,
Speaker 1: I know, you're not like the typical guy who just
Speaker 1: goes out of their way in order to get attention.
Speaker 1: You're quiet and you're sweet, but there was just something
Speaker 1: something about you. You know, you're so respectful and nice
Speaker 1: and not jumping in my face to get my attention.
Speaker 1: You just felt like you wanted to get to know
Speaker 1: me for me, and that's just a it was. It
Speaker 1: was easy. Being with you has been the easiest experience
Speaker 1: of my life. And it makes me so nervous and
Speaker 1: so happy. And whenever I get an extreme emotion, then
Speaker 1: things tend to get set on fire. M Oh no, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: that was me too. At the movie theater when we kissed,
Speaker 1: and yeah, there was a small fire. They thought it
Speaker 1: was cigarettes, and it went out pretty easily. I can
Speaker 1: usually look at a fire and help it go out,
Speaker 1: but if I get really really well, exactly, I was
Speaker 1: already super excited for what was going to happen, and well,
Speaker 1: you're right, that would be why I have never it'd
Speaker 1: be why it would be difficult to do that, because
Speaker 1: that it's a lot of emotions at one time. If
Speaker 1: you want to just exit now and never talk to me,
Speaker 1: I totally understand. Really you don't want to just high
Speaker 1: tail it. I mean, i'd understand if you did. Oh well,
Speaker 1: that just sounds like you want to be here through
Speaker 1: thinking that. I don't. I don't want to feel any
Speaker 1: strong emotions right now. I really don't. Already the house
Speaker 1: is burning, and oh my god, we haven't called nine
Speaker 1: one one. Honey, Honey, I gotta go to the neighbors.
Speaker 1: I'll be you. You sit here with the mermaid tail.
Speaker 1: I love you, darling. I'll be back. Hey, guys, seen
Speaker 1: Alexander here. So inspiration for this story, I don't know
Speaker 1: if I want to tell it. Minus being a pyro,
Speaker 1: this was legitimately a story of first time I did
Speaker 1: things that you can't talk about on YouTube. I did
Speaker 1: actually set a bottle of lubricant on fire because I
Speaker 1: just was lighting a candle and I don't know how,
Speaker 1: but like there was some loop on the outside because
Speaker 1: like when I squeezed it to set it there. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I was trying to be prepared and have
Speaker 1: everything that we could possibly need. I knew it might
Speaker 1: be I'm on the shorter side. I thought, you know,
Speaker 1: just having more was better. And I of course opened up,
Speaker 1: opened it up to make sure, like in the moment
Speaker 1: we would be fumbling to take off any inner package
Speaker 1: in whatever, and some stuff spilled out that I didn't notice,
Speaker 1: and it caught on fire, and I did. He was
Speaker 1: in the shower and the door to the bathroom was
Speaker 1: not near the door to exit the room, and I
Speaker 1: did pick up the bottle and it did get warm,
Speaker 1: and I flung it, and when I flunk it like
Speaker 1: all of it caught on fire, everything the contents inside,
Speaker 1: and it splattered everywhere, which caused bigger fires, and stuff
Speaker 1: laid it on paper, and other stuff landed on clothing.
Speaker 1: A bunch of flammable things just happened all at once.
Speaker 1: And he came out of the bathroom and from two
Speaker 1: in a shower because he heard me scream and was
Speaker 1: basically trapped on the other side, and he was trying
Speaker 1: to convince me to go get a fire extinguisher that
Speaker 1: I absolutely had and did not know where to get
Speaker 1: it at because I was not thinking. I did pick
Speaker 1: up a blanket. I did throw it down and it
Speaker 1: did catch on fire and make it things worse, and
Speaker 1: the poor poor sweetheart had to tackle me to a
Speaker 1: get to the door b to also get me to
Speaker 1: shut the heck up and drag me out of there,
Speaker 1: to which my response was when I'm on the floor
Speaker 1: and he was on top of me, was why I
Speaker 1: don't want to do anything right now. D YouTube does
Speaker 1: take that sentence and make it not YouTube friendly, and
Speaker 1: that's what I said, And then he did drag me
Speaker 1: out of there, which I was so confused from being
Speaker 1: like overwhelmed in anxiety and scared that I was sitting
Speaker 1: there like and he was. He was as a jaybird,
Speaker 1: just in his birthday suit, and I was making comments
Speaker 1: because I was confused about what was going on. And
Speaker 1: when we got outside and it was less smoky, and
Speaker 1: I came not it came too, but I came to
Speaker 1: my senses. Yeah, I got to explain to him why
Speaker 1: because I was just trying to make things sweet and nice.
Speaker 1: That's what I get. So, yeah, true story, fun one
Speaker 1: if you ask me. Kind of embarrassing, but it's well
Speaker 1: in the past, and it is quit essentially things that
Speaker 1: tend to happen with me when I get when I
Speaker 1: do just about anything, if it can go wrong, it
Speaker 1: will go wrong with me. I want to say early
Speaker 1: thank you to you guys, because by the end of tonight,
Speaker 1: after this video posts, we will probably be at, if
Speaker 1: not at or around nine k and that is just
Speaker 1: not a real number for me at all. It is
Speaker 1: not a real number at the rate that we're growing at.
Speaker 1: Should hit it if we don't, awesome if we do. Confused,
Speaker 1: it just I I don't know twenty five people that
Speaker 1: I see on a weekly basis or a monthly basis,
Speaker 1: let alone nine thousand live in a very tiny town.
Speaker 1: So that is just I don't think there's nine thousand
Speaker 1: people in this town. I really don't. I actually don't
Speaker 1: think there's five thousand. So there's actually more of you
Speaker 1: guys than there are people in this town. And that
Speaker 1: is just bonkers to me, absolute bonkers. So I want
Speaker 1: to say thank you to all of you guys. Our
Speaker 1: Stubreddit Monster Girls ASMR just hit one hundred people. It's
Speaker 1: been a grind over there. But also didn't expect that
Speaker 1: to happen. Our Discord. If you are on Discord, I'm
Speaker 1: frequently on there me myself. I'd chit chat with you
Speaker 1: guys as frequently as possible. It's about to hit seven
Speaker 1: hundred members and a lot of you guys are very active.
Speaker 1: This is just I don't know what to say. I'm
Speaker 1: working on a video to kind of show a timeline
Speaker 1: of the first comments, the first people who were active,
Speaker 1: the people who are currently active. Has to say a
Speaker 1: way to say thank you. It's not comprehensive by any means,
Speaker 1: but kind of show where we hit our milestones and
Speaker 1: what was going on the crazy stuff that's happened in
Speaker 1: the last two months. So I can't think of another
Speaker 1: way say thank you. See you guys. Hopefully releasing it
Speaker 1: around to the ten k mark. Also ordering a custom
Speaker 1: cake to have my YouTube profile put on it, and
Speaker 1: I realized I didn't have a story for that character
Speaker 1: with my YouTube profile, so working on that story too. Anyways,
Speaker 1: I love you guys more than bacon. I hope you
Speaker 1: like this video. Feel free to leave a comment below
Speaker 1: and smell you later. Bye guys.