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<v Speaker 1>Hey, honey. Yeah, no, no, they're just candles. I was

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<v Speaker 1>latinum for you know, nice Beyonce. Mm hmm yeah. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I have my uh bluetooth speakers over there if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to connect your phone pardon, oh, right over to

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<v Speaker 1>that door. Yeah, if you want to go freshen up

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<v Speaker 1>or do whatever you need to. Yeah, no, I was yes,

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<v Speaker 1>those are those are rose petals. Yeah, that's that's a

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<v Speaker 1>bottle of wine. Well, I don't know. I just wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to make it a little bit special tonight after we

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<v Speaker 1>come back from the date and everything. Uh huh, well, sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right, I misspoke. Now that we've come back for

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<v Speaker 1>our date, I just thought I would make it a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit nice. So I had this chilling while we

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<v Speaker 1>were gone, and those are glasses, and I just figured

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<v Speaker 1>since you always, you know, go brush your teeth and

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<v Speaker 1>everything before you go to sleep, well no, you told

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<v Speaker 1>me I do too. I just sorry, I'm just a

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<v Speaker 1>ball of nerves right now. I can't even think straight. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, we planned on it and tonight was not,

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<v Speaker 1>so I thought I would make it extra special and romantic. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you, that was very sweet. Now go on get

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be out here sitting up and hoping that I

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<v Speaker 1>can keep this under control. You know what else I got?

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<v Speaker 1>Let it go? I need a some what's nothing, honey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying anything. Elsa got that song? Let it go?

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<v Speaker 1>And what is the fire version of that? Jesus, okay, concealed,

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<v Speaker 1>don't feel but I wont to feel this. I really want.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to feel it, absolutely, you know what? He okay, No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fun. It's fun. Just it's okay. I can control

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<v Speaker 1>the second. Oh oh Jesus, oh no, just already thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about that. My hands got warm, just as a pardon. Honey, No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. I didn't do anything. I'm fine. Just press

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<v Speaker 1>your teeth, you know, I don't. I don't know. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how to get hair. You'd have to take

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<v Speaker 1>a shower for that. Yeah, just go ahead and take

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<v Speaker 1>a shower. I need a minute. Anyways, This is fun,

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<v Speaker 1>this is fun, This is fine, This is fun. This

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<v Speaker 1>is not fine, Zena, Okay, all right, you know what.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we've got we've got our protection out. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to have any mini pyros, okay. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>a bottle loop that I mean. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>meat does that mean she's not gonna think I'm CARDI

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<v Speaker 1>b up in here if I have that out. But

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<v Speaker 1>I am. But like, what if it's needed for I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what it'd be needed for. In case,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it's better to have it out. It's better to

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<v Speaker 1>have it out. Better to be safe than sorry, better

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<v Speaker 1>to be safe than sorry. You were a girl scout, Sina. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so we have that out. That's good. Okay, Jesus, this is,

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<v Speaker 1>this is gonna be well. Tonight's gonna be on fire

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<v Speaker 1>for sure. Okay, No, no, oh god, Sina, what did

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<v Speaker 1>you say? No, you don't want to be on fire?

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<v Speaker 1>Just no, nothing, honey, Jesus Christ. Okay, you're fine, You're fine,

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<v Speaker 1>You're fine, you're friends. You know, you're fun. You have

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<v Speaker 1>a wonderful guy who wants to be with you, and

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<v Speaker 1>he's in there taking He's already naked. That doesn't make

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<v Speaker 1>any sense. He's gonna sit there and put dry off

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<v Speaker 1>and put on clothes just for me to take him.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what. I'm perfectly fun, but he's in there.

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<v Speaker 1>I could take a peek. I mean no, no, that's cheating.

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<v Speaker 1>You know it's changed to change. You got lingerie for

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<v Speaker 1>him and what's that? Well, yeah, honey, I do well,

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<v Speaker 1>are we on the same wavelength? That's what I was thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>I do have something sexier. You focus on your shower.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me just shimmy into this and that's a oh

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<v Speaker 1>oh what These are not like normal underwear. Be very

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<v Speaker 1>there's a lot of extra holes. They're so pretty though,

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<v Speaker 1>but Jesus they suck to put on. The lace goes

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<v Speaker 1>up your hoop. Nope, b it's up there. Nope, it's good. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And this well lucky that my breasts are small and humble,

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<v Speaker 1>so you don't confuse them with mountain Shakira said so herself. Okay, well,

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<v Speaker 1>at least they're at least no matter what I do,

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<v Speaker 1>they're gonna be perky. We're fine, okay, So that's nice

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<v Speaker 1>and lacy, and you know what, I should just throw

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<v Speaker 1>this silk there we go, silk rove on because otherwise

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<v Speaker 1>that is absolutely see through and just gives away the

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<v Speaker 1>whole There we go. Are alright, So we're looking good,

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<v Speaker 1>hair's fluffed, we're nice and all right, just waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>him to maybe I should sit here, No, there's the

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<v Speaker 1>one candle over battle loop. Oh, I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>focus on that. Go over and oh that smells nice,

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<v Speaker 1>mm tropical nice And oh my god, oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>Who would have thought that? Who would have thought that's flammable?

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<v Speaker 1>There were smith busters, smith busters did they did this.

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<v Speaker 1>They proved it's flammable because people thought that you could

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<v Speaker 1>burst into flames if you use it? Could you burst

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<v Speaker 1>into flames? Of you? Bigger problems? See? Okay, fuck, that's

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a pyro. How was this hot? This is Why

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<v Speaker 1>did I fling it? Why did honey? Oh no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I am honey. I'm so sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I yeah, that's fire. Yeah, you're on the other side

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<v Speaker 1>of the flames. I just oh, I promise I can.

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<v Speaker 1>I can replace that. I just Oh my god, Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my parents are gonna be so upset. No, no, honey,

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<v Speaker 1>look the curtains are gonna fire. Well I went to

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<v Speaker 1>light the candle and it was next to it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know it was flammable. And now then I

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<v Speaker 1>picked it up and it got hot and I flung

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<v Speaker 1>it because it was hot. Now the melted plastic is

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<v Speaker 1>all over and it and the insides we're catching on

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<v Speaker 1>fire too, And now it's all over the front honey, No,

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're I know you. I know you're on

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<v Speaker 1>the other side. I don't I know to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Fire scene with your fat fire seat. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>where that is fire. I don't know if you sweep

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<v Speaker 1>it and you do the I know we're losing precious

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<v Speaker 1>time here, Honey, I don't know what to do. Blanket Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a blanket here. If I throw this down,

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<v Speaker 1>you could jump over. Oh my god, it's on a

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<v Speaker 1>fire too. You're right, you're com down. Okay, calm down,

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<v Speaker 1>calmed down. See No, my phone is over there, over

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<v Speaker 1>the you can't see it through this smoke. No, it's

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<v Speaker 1>getting in my lungs now too. I just know you're naked.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't go outside. We gotta get your pat I

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<v Speaker 1>know we don't have enough time for but I oh

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<v Speaker 1>oh no, no, why did you Why did you tackle me?

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<v Speaker 1>I just alba arm No, I'm in pain. Smoke, we're

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<v Speaker 1>supposed to get low. So there's smoke. It's on Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god, that's gonna the computer. The computer is gonna

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<v Speaker 1>be on fire. No, you're dragging you're dragging me. You're naked,

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<v Speaker 1>You're why you're uh, you're playing basketball? On my forehead.

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<v Speaker 1>I just no, I understand. I just don't want This

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<v Speaker 1>is not how I envisioned to not going at all.

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<v Speaker 1>I just know. No, I don't want to open my

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<v Speaker 1>eyes right now. This is not the ankle I want

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<v Speaker 1>to be seeing you out in this state. No, the

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<v Speaker 1>living room, there's there's there's there's a blanket in the

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<v Speaker 1>living room yourself. No, it's smoking here too now outside. No, well,

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<v Speaker 1>how are we gonna call? We have to get a phone.

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<v Speaker 1>We have to go call. We have to go call

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<v Speaker 1>the neighbor. But the I can't in elation. Oh, I'd

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<v Speaker 1>rather kill me than the sight that I have in

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<v Speaker 1>my room going up. I'm sorry, I just I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>little that's the sort confuse. Okay, Oh no, the sun

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<v Speaker 1>feels nice. No, it just needs to come out of

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<v Speaker 1>my system. It's that's a fire. That's a fire. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a big fire. That's a really big fire. That's a

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, who cares. It's a mermaid tail. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I see, I've made a merdmaid tail out of a

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<v Speaker 1>blanket so that my legs were always covered. Because whenever

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<v Speaker 1>I'm downstairs and I have the blanket on, my dog

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<v Speaker 1>hops in there and we'll move it and then my feet.

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<v Speaker 1>I hate it when my feet are colt. So I

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<v Speaker 1>made a mermaid tip. Well, if you put your feet

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<v Speaker 1>down in the bottom fence, you can kind of skeoch

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<v Speaker 1>you when you walk. That's how I understand. I'm very sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>Was that the only thing you could grab? An? Enough

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<v Speaker 1>time got you? So I'm guessing that kind of ruined

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<v Speaker 1>to not, didn't I? No? Oh wait, you saw that

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<v Speaker 1>when I came out? Oh oh, well, yeah, I mean

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<v Speaker 1>I was lightning it on fire, wasn't I yeah, I did.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not lying. I lit it and it was on fire.

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<v Speaker 1>It sure was it sure indipity was it was on fire.

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<v Speaker 1>It came from my hands a pyro. Yes, I can

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<v Speaker 1>set things on fire. I don't. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 1>I got this. My parents did it or something. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sure I don't know. I didn't ask too many questions.

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<v Speaker 1>I just went along with it. When I realized that

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<v Speaker 1>I could set things on fire around three years old,

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<v Speaker 1>probably young, but I don't remember anything. Well, yeah, I

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<v Speaker 1>was born this way. I learned to stop asking questions

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<v Speaker 1>when I kept making everything go kaboom. Depended upon how

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<v Speaker 1>I felt. Why, Yes, when you did meet me. That

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<v Speaker 1>is exactly why that dumpster was on fire. That's why

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<v Speaker 1>I told you I'm a dempster. Fire I caused the

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<v Speaker 1>dempster to be on fire. Sure, and deeply, I'm sorry

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<v Speaker 1>about that, honey, But you're just so captivating and sweet. Well, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I know, you're not like the typical guy who just

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<v Speaker 1>goes out of their way in order to get attention.

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<v Speaker 1>You're quiet and you're sweet, but there was just something

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<v Speaker 1>something about you. You know, you're so respectful and nice

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<v Speaker 1>and not jumping in my face to get my attention.

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<v Speaker 1>You just felt like you wanted to get to know

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<v Speaker 1>me for me, and that's just a it was. It

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<v Speaker 1>was easy. Being with you has been the easiest experience

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<v Speaker 1>of my life. And it makes me so nervous and

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<v Speaker 1>so happy. And whenever I get an extreme emotion, then

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<v Speaker 1>things tend to get set on fire. M Oh no, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 1>that was me too. At the movie theater when we kissed,

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<v Speaker 1>and yeah, there was a small fire. They thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was cigarettes, and it went out pretty easily. I can

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<v Speaker 1>usually look at a fire and help it go out,

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<v Speaker 1>but if I get really really well, exactly, I was

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<v Speaker 1>already super excited for what was going to happen, and well,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right, that would be why I have never it'd

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<v Speaker 1>be why it would be difficult to do that, because

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<v Speaker 1>that it's a lot of emotions at one time. If

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<v Speaker 1>you want to just exit now and never talk to me,

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<v Speaker 1>I totally understand. Really you don't want to just high

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<v Speaker 1>tail it. I mean, i'd understand if you did. Oh well,

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<v Speaker 1>that just sounds like you want to be here through

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<v Speaker 1>thinking that. I don't. I don't want to feel any

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<v Speaker 1>strong emotions right now. I really don't. Already the house

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<v Speaker 1>is burning, and oh my god, we haven't called nine

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<v Speaker 1>one one. Honey, Honey, I gotta go to the neighbors.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be you. You sit here with the mermaid tail.

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<v Speaker 1>I love you, darling. I'll be back. Hey, guys, seen

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<v Speaker 1>Alexander here. So inspiration for this story, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>if I want to tell it. Minus being a pyro,

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<v Speaker 1>this was legitimately a story of first time I did

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<v Speaker 1>all of it caught on fire, everything the contents inside,

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<v Speaker 1>and it splattered everywhere, which caused bigger fires, and stuff

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<v Speaker 1>A bunch of flammable things just happened all at once.

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<v Speaker 1>the poor poor sweetheart had to tackle me to a

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<v Speaker 1>to which my response was when I'm on the floor

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to do anything right now. D YouTube does

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<v Speaker 1>take that sentence and make it not YouTube friendly, and

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<v Speaker 1>that's what I said, And then he did drag me

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<v Speaker 1>like overwhelmed in anxiety and scared that I was sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there like and he was. He was as a jaybird,

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<v Speaker 1>just in his birthday suit, and I was making comments

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<v Speaker 1>when we got outside and it was less smoky, and

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<v Speaker 1>I came not it came too, but I came to

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<v Speaker 1>my senses. Yeah, I got to explain to him why

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<v Speaker 1>because I was just trying to make things sweet and nice.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I get. So, yeah, true story, fun one

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<v Speaker 1>if you ask me. Kind of embarrassing, but it's well

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<v Speaker 1>in the past, and it is quit essentially things that

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<v Speaker 1>tend to happen with me when I get when I

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<v Speaker 1>do just about anything, if it can go wrong, it

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<v Speaker 1>will go wrong with me. I want to say early

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<v Speaker 1>thank you to you guys, because by the end of tonight,

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<v Speaker 1>after this video posts, we will probably be at, if

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<v Speaker 1>not at or around nine k and that is just

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<v Speaker 1>not a real number for me at all. It is

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<v Speaker 1>not a real number at the rate that we're growing at.

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<v Speaker 1>Should hit it if we don't, awesome if we do. Confused,

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<v Speaker 1>it just I I don't know twenty five people that

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<v Speaker 1>I see on a weekly basis or a monthly basis,

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<v Speaker 1>let alone nine thousand live in a very tiny town.

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<v Speaker 1>So that is just I don't think there's nine thousand

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<v Speaker 1>people in this town. I really don't. I actually don't

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<v Speaker 1>think there's five thousand. So there's actually more of you

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<v Speaker 1>guys than there are people in this town. And that

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<v Speaker 1>is just bonkers to me, absolute bonkers. So I want

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<v Speaker 1>to say thank you to all of you guys. Our

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<v Speaker 1>Stubreddit Monster Girls ASMR just hit one hundred people. It's

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<v Speaker 1>been a grind over there. But also didn't expect that

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<v Speaker 1>to happen. Our Discord. If you are on Discord, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>frequently on there me myself. I'd chit chat with you

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<v Speaker 1>guys as frequently as possible. It's about to hit seven

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<v Speaker 1>hundred members and a lot of you guys are very active.

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<v Speaker 1>This is just I don't know what to say. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>working on a video to kind of show a timeline

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<v Speaker 1>of the first comments, the first people who were active,

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<v Speaker 1>the people who are currently active. Has to say a

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<v Speaker 1>way to say thank you. It's not comprehensive by any means,

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<v Speaker 1>but kind of show where we hit our milestones and

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<v Speaker 1>what was going on the crazy stuff that's happened in

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<v Speaker 1>the last two months. So I can't think of another

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<v Speaker 1>way say thank you. See you guys. Hopefully releasing it

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<v Speaker 1>around to the ten k mark. Also ordering a custom

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<v Speaker 1>cake to have my YouTube profile put on it, and

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<v Speaker 1>I realized I didn't have a story for that character

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<v Speaker 1>with my YouTube profile, so working on that story too. Anyways,

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<v Speaker 1>I love you guys more than bacon. I hope you

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<v Speaker 1>like this video. Feel free to leave a comment below

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<v Speaker 1>and smell you later. Bye guys.