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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of idiotology. Would let your taco

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 3>But you're freaking idiots all right? Hey, you still got

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<v Speaker 3>a roughly fifteen minutes give or take to throw a

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<v Speaker 3>vote in for you, say we play it this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>If you haven't done so yet, you would go to

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<v Speaker 3>the WJR Facebook page to participate. Hailstorm featured artist. Three

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<v Speaker 3>song choices. I get off the steeple or freak like me.

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<v Speaker 3>Your votes dictate which song gets played at nine again JR.

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook Page.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody who votes has winning a Metallica ticket.

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<v Speaker 2>So get that voting.

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<v Speaker 3>It's pretty good prize there we do say so or

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<v Speaker 3>so yes, and we do. All right, get your little

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<v Speaker 3>dictation machine out there.

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<v Speaker 1>The second headline of the week of the day, I

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<v Speaker 1>mean of the day. Remind I'm sorry, I'm pulling stuff

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<v Speaker 1>up while I'm talking. But here we have multitasking skills.

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<v Speaker 1>Are they're slipping? So listen the U remind me of right? No,

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<v Speaker 1>I wrote the first one down?

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<v Speaker 3>All right? You ready? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Three?

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<v Speaker 3>Two machete wielding cinnamon bun Bandit caught mid snack.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty solid. Now we're gonna have an issue.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got a machete wielding cinnamon bun bandit caught mid

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<v Speaker 3>snack that Bandit would be a thirty three year old

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<v Speaker 3>Jeffrey d Wayne Bradburne was from Asheville, North Carolina. He

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<v Speaker 3>also stole, allegedly incense. He was on the weed, cimon

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<v Speaker 3>cinnamon bun and incense.

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<v Speaker 2>He was on the weed. Wasn't he well this incense

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<v Speaker 2>in the background.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, hold on, I'll get to all of his

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<v Speaker 3>charges here.

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<v Speaker 2>In a minute. I sense that all in a cinnamon bun.

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<v Speaker 3>This happened a couple days ago at a store in

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<v Speaker 3>Ashville about in the afternoon. Clerk noticed the individual attempting

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<v Speaker 3>to leave the store with said cinnamon bun in incense

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<v Speaker 3>without paying. This is when Jeffrey produced the machete, and

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<v Speaker 3>at this point the clerk rightfully made the decision to

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<v Speaker 3>step back. It's not worth losing, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>The clerk would not have had to step back if

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<v Speaker 1>BWO was in effect there prime example machete machine gun

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<v Speaker 1>compare and contrast.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd also like to comment you have the added situation

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<v Speaker 3>here that Asheville is dealing with in general trying to

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<v Speaker 3>recover from the severe flooding from the hurricane last year.

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<v Speaker 2>Daughter was just there for spring break. Part of the

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<v Speaker 2>spring break.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's this is the last thing that people trying

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<v Speaker 3>to run their businesses need right now. Salt lalland damn

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<v Speaker 3>cinnmon bun bandit with the machete. Police caught up with

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<v Speaker 3>Jeffrey a short time later and caught him mid bite

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<v Speaker 3>in the cinnamon bun. He ended up being charged with

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<v Speaker 3>robbery with a dangerous weapon, shoplifting concealment goods, and possession

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<v Speaker 3>of drug paraphernalia. So there you go, ding ding ding

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<v Speaker 3>ding ding All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Now here was my controversy or dilemma that I was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get to Earlier. Last week, we had all

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<v Speaker 1>the headlines of the week and then didn't have them

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<v Speaker 1>on Friday. Had a couple different listeners text in and say,

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<v Speaker 1>well who won? Because we never tabulate? Are you gonna

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<v Speaker 1>have a head onto the week tomorrow?

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<v Speaker 3>I haven't prepped for tomorrow's show yet because today hasn't

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<v Speaker 3>happened fully, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>That I understand. Because I've been at this job for

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<v Speaker 2>quite some time.

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<v Speaker 3>There's two waves of preparation that go This is a

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<v Speaker 3>little behind the scenes, so y'all, don't just letting you know.

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<v Speaker 3>What I do is late today, I'll do my first sweep,

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<v Speaker 3>and then early tomorrow, second tomorrow morning, just before showtime,

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<v Speaker 3>I come through and get the latest and wildest to

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<v Speaker 3>have the most up to date and cutting edge morning

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<v Speaker 3>show presentation. You're gonna fight anywhere in the planet. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>totally top notch.

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<v Speaker 1>So listen, so we don't run into last week's dilemma,

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<v Speaker 1>Shall we go over the headlines of the week now

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<v Speaker 1>and let the listeners vote.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to go fast here.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, and then if we have a late entry, we do,

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<v Speaker 3>we do.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna do them in backwards order. Uh, here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Shitty wielding cinnamon bund defended caught mit stack.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, that one's solid.

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<v Speaker 1>How about this man arrested in Provo, Utah for entering

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<v Speaker 1>a restaurant fully naked and flexing muscles aggressively while waving

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<v Speaker 1>a gun. Yes, that was in there too, but uh

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<v Speaker 1>you just I did.

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<v Speaker 2>I did put it off for him.

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<v Speaker 3>Gullie. Nude guy flexing aggressively while waving a gun in

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<v Speaker 3>the restaurant. That's not something you usually see much less

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<v Speaker 3>in Provo Utah.

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<v Speaker 1>You all decided two two five two six. So far

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<v Speaker 1>that is my favorite, because well, that one's great.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't We have one earlier this morning too?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on, we have a headline of the week, son

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<v Speaker 1>of a gun. I forgot to write it down. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>get back to the Oh no, that was the one.

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<v Speaker 1>I just wrote the headline on the wrong page. See

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<v Speaker 1>what is going on? I'm asking the same question. You're

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<v Speaker 1>a disorganized mess? Is what's going on? You?

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<v Speaker 3>Ready?

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<v Speaker 2>It's because I haven't. I haven't written that one in yet.

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<v Speaker 2>I just taped it.

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<v Speaker 1>I write it in after mysterious poop chucker might be

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<v Speaker 1>targeting Colorado woman for not picking up her dog waist.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, the poop chucker came into contention in the five

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<v Speaker 3>point thirty five Idiotology this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Poop chucker or person flexing new dude with gun and a.

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<v Speaker 3>Restaurant aggressively in an aggressive All right, there you go.

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<v Speaker 2>Those are your three for now.

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<v Speaker 1>You decide two two five two six poopchucker, flexer or

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<v Speaker 1>cinnamon button.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'll get back to that in a moment. As

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<v Speaker 3>those come in at two two five two, I want

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<v Speaker 3>to throw this out there. This sounds like BS to me.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll run it by you. I'll see what you think.

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<v Speaker 1>I just saved you the stress pat of having to

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<v Speaker 1>have a headline of the week tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>You welcome. I'm not going to be shy. If I

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<v Speaker 3>come across one, I'll bring it to the table. A

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<v Speaker 3>new survey indicates that eighty seven percent of Americans say

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<v Speaker 3>that getting enough hydration in the morning is important, absolutely right,

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<v Speaker 3>Yet thirty four percent say they usually don't even drink

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<v Speaker 3>water until after three in the afternoon.

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<v Speaker 1>What hell could you do?

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<v Speaker 3>You take it till three in the afternoon with no water.

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<v Speaker 3>We live in Florida. Maybe that's now still even just

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<v Speaker 3>whether you take it real good open, I drink coffee

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<v Speaker 3>that's actually mostly water. Okay, Well, as soon as I

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<v Speaker 3>wake up in the morning, I need some water. Man,

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<v Speaker 3>When I do the middle of the night pee, I

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<v Speaker 3>need water. I almost did that middle of the night

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<v Speaker 3>pe in the.

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<v Speaker 1>Dorm room bed. Now that's your room, man, Not really.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I'm getting a new mattress for in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Well you know that one of them? Which one are

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<v Speaker 1>you gonna go with?

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<v Speaker 2>Box in a bed or whatever? That a box whatever

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<v Speaker 2>the hell is are called it forget mattress in a box.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and they delivered that they take the old one right,

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<v Speaker 1>because I ain't putting that out by the curve. That

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<v Speaker 1>might be a little embarrassing for you know, from visitors

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<v Speaker 1>that we had prior to me turning in a dorm.

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<v Speaker 2>Room may have had accidents in there.

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<v Speaker 3>We got some folks thinking Sharon Osbourne's being a tad

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<v Speaker 3>insensitive towards her husband who's still alive and well by

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<v Speaker 3>floating the idea that there should be an Aussie hologram

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<v Speaker 3>ready to go.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think if my wife was saying that, well,

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<v Speaker 1>no they would never have a hologram, but I could

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<v Speaker 1>considered insensitive. You absolutely, thank you. You're the biggest OZ fan.

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<v Speaker 1>He's first off, Sharon, Sharon, Ozzie's immortal. Don't even have

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<v Speaker 1>to worry about this. Sharon was living up to the name. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>Ozzie was sharing her, well, he wasn't sharing her, but

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<v Speaker 1>he was sharing his wiener.

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<v Speaker 2>So she does have that on her side.

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<v Speaker 3>The hairdresser, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>What is it with the hairdressers? That's huga.

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<v Speaker 3>I believe Gavin Rosdale as well. Right, No, that was

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<v Speaker 3>a nanny, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>He heard it.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn it now, it's blowing all my stuff all over

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<v Speaker 3>the place.

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<v Speaker 1>That's just disorganization on your side. You ready, I am?

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<v Speaker 3>I need a paper weight all right?

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<v Speaker 2>To Sharon?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, in case you're wondering, that's insensitive, Just like that

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<v Speaker 1>fart that slipped out might have been incensive.

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<v Speaker 3>We thought this was maybe an April fool's joke. It's not.

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<v Speaker 3>On Monday, Dolly Parton announced her own brand of jeans.

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<v Speaker 3>What took so long for Joline's beautiful play on her

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<v Speaker 3>classic kid Joline. The pants are available for a limited

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<v Speaker 3>time through Here we Go, Chloe Kardashian's label. You can

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<v Speaker 3>get them online and in select Nordstrom stores. They're not cheap.

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<v Speaker 3>The collection runs between sixty four dollars and two hundred

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<v Speaker 3>and twenty nine dollars and comes in sizes ranging from

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<v Speaker 3>extra small to five X. Seriously, Dolly says, quote, they

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<v Speaker 3>make any butt look good, especially if you've got a

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<v Speaker 3>good butt. They look great if you got just an okay,

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<v Speaker 3>but they still look great.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, I don't see these ain't taking off. Whether

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<v Speaker 1>you got the Kardashi on it or not. You ready

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<v Speaker 1>for a total up? Pat? Yeah, give us a quick

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<v Speaker 1>so you do the fingers of counting them time, just

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<v Speaker 1>reading them out. But bom naked man, nude flexer, Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>bye ba bye Flexer, poop chucker, poop chucker, poop trucker,

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<v Speaker 1>that's what daily occurs. Poop chucker Flexer. We're tied right now, flexing,

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<v Speaker 1>poop chucker, flexer, flexer, cinnamon. Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's our totals.

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<v Speaker 1>Bat.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounds like flexer has a slight lead over a

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<v Speaker 3>poop chucker, although I don't. You all don't be shocked

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<v Speaker 3>if I bring the heat tomorrow with another one. Stay

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<v Speaker 2>You're back.