WEBVTT 1 00:00:01.480 --> 00:00:12.720 The Johnson Wax Program with Fiber McGhee and Molly. The 2 00:00:12.839 --> 00:00:16.280 makers of Johnson's Wax for Homeland Industry present Bibber, McGee 3 00:00:16.320 --> 00:00:18.760 and Malley, written by Don Quinn and Phil Leslie, with 4 00:00:18.879 --> 00:00:58.159 music by the Kingsman named Billy Mills Orchestra. When a 5 00:00:58.200 --> 00:01:00.479 dog bites a man, it's no new. But when a 6 00:01:00.520 --> 00:01:02.840 woman gets mad enough to buy a dog for running 7 00:01:02.880 --> 00:01:05.159 across the kitchen floor every day with his muddy feet, 8 00:01:05.480 --> 00:01:08.680 there's only one answer. Johnson's self polishing glow coat to 9 00:01:08.760 --> 00:01:12.000 protect the linoleum and keep it clean and beautiful. Floors 10 00:01:12.000 --> 00:01:14.719 that are protected with blowcoat are easy to keep clean, 11 00:01:14.840 --> 00:01:18.000 the pup's muddy footprints are easily removed, Spilled things that 12 00:01:18.079 --> 00:01:21.079 quickly wiped up with a damp cloth. The regular use 13 00:01:21.120 --> 00:01:24.280 of glow coat makes linoleum lassics to ten times longer, 14 00:01:24.480 --> 00:01:27.879 besides saving you so much work. Glow coat, as you know, 15 00:01:28.120 --> 00:01:31.319 is self polishing. It needs no rubbing or buffing, dries 16 00:01:31.359 --> 00:01:34.840 in twenty minutes to a beautiful sparkling polish for old 17 00:01:34.959 --> 00:01:38.920 or new linoleum. There's really nothing so helpful as Johnson's 18 00:01:38.959 --> 00:02:04.439 self polishing glow coat. The dangerous age and the man 19 00:02:04.560 --> 00:02:07.359 is when he wants to start fixing things around the house. 20 00:02:07.920 --> 00:02:10.000 And the house we have in mind is that. 21 00:02:10.039 --> 00:02:14.639 Seventy nine wistful vista the residents of Fiber, McGhee and Malay. 22 00:02:19.759 --> 00:02:21.879 Now, let me see what can I work on first? Oh, 23 00:02:21.919 --> 00:02:23.639 I know, I'll go up on the roof and put 24 00:02:23.719 --> 00:02:24.319 up a new area. 25 00:02:24.439 --> 00:02:26.560 Oh fine, well, what's the matter with that? 26 00:02:26.759 --> 00:02:29.159 We need one. We don't fix that area, we might 27 00:02:29.199 --> 00:02:32.199 as well give up hope, say nothing, Aluma Avenue and Gildersleeve. 28 00:02:33.520 --> 00:02:36.039 Oh it's a wonderful idea, dearie. But why do you 29 00:02:36.120 --> 00:02:37.719 let it go for three years and then do it 30 00:02:37.759 --> 00:02:39.400 on a day when the roof is a solid sheet 31 00:02:39.400 --> 00:02:39.759 of ice? 32 00:02:39.840 --> 00:02:41.280 How do you know the roof is? I see you've 33 00:02:41.280 --> 00:02:41.879 been up there. 34 00:02:42.199 --> 00:02:45.479 No, but I walked to the market this morning. I 35 00:02:45.560 --> 00:02:46.479 walked to the market. 36 00:02:46.719 --> 00:02:49.759 Yeah, and I did more fancy skating on my goloshes 37 00:02:49.759 --> 00:02:52.319 for free than Sonya Henny ever did for ten thousand 38 00:02:52.360 --> 00:02:52.680 a week. 39 00:02:53.759 --> 00:02:56.240 Now, chucks, f I can't work on the area. Oh, 40 00:02:56.319 --> 00:02:58.840 I know, I'll fix that loose board on the back step. 41 00:02:59.000 --> 00:03:01.879 I fixed that two weeks toge you did. I had 42 00:03:01.879 --> 00:03:03.520 to before Beulah caught pneumonia. 43 00:03:03.719 --> 00:03:06.599 Well that's how can anybody catch pneumonia from a wopley 44 00:03:06.680 --> 00:03:07.479 step by. 45 00:03:07.319 --> 00:03:09.840 Doing a nose dive into a basket of wet laundry 46 00:03:09.879 --> 00:03:10.479 once a week? 47 00:03:11.759 --> 00:03:14.039 Poor Bulah, you know I gotta do something. I just 48 00:03:14.039 --> 00:03:16.560 can't sit around. I got too much pent uff energy. Today, 49 00:03:16.719 --> 00:03:18.840 I'll tell you what. I'll put a new paint in 50 00:03:18.879 --> 00:03:19.639 the basement window. 51 00:03:19.680 --> 00:03:21.199 Which basement window one. 52 00:03:21.080 --> 00:03:22.800 I busted last week when the handle threw off the 53 00:03:22.800 --> 00:03:24.680 hammer I was using the hammer. The hammer handleback on 54 00:03:24.719 --> 00:03:28.800 the other hammer. 55 00:03:29.479 --> 00:03:31.520 The man put a new glass in that window day 56 00:03:31.560 --> 00:03:32.719 before yesterday. 57 00:03:32.400 --> 00:03:35.520 Sweetheart, did he leave any putty land around? Well if 58 00:03:35.520 --> 00:03:37.159 he did, I can fix that hole in the plaster 59 00:03:37.280 --> 00:03:38.759 in the hall that I made when I was showing 60 00:03:38.800 --> 00:03:43.400 Doc Gamble how to swing a brassy. 61 00:03:41.759 --> 00:03:43.240 That also has been repaired. 62 00:03:44.000 --> 00:03:46.360 Look McGee, if you're a full of pep and vitality, 63 00:03:46.400 --> 00:03:49.120 why don't oh, I know, tune the piano. 64 00:03:49.479 --> 00:03:52.759 I've always wanted to tune a piano. Help me take 65 00:03:52.759 --> 00:03:54.000 the top off the piano. 66 00:03:53.680 --> 00:03:57.439 Mountain, Oh meghee, Now please, you're always wanting to tune 67 00:03:57.479 --> 00:03:59.840 the piano and you don't know anything about tuning a piano. 68 00:04:00.039 --> 00:04:00.520 What's the matter? 69 00:04:00.520 --> 00:04:02.400 Don't you want me to do anything? You want me 70 00:04:02.439 --> 00:04:04.080 to just lay around the house like a bum. 71 00:04:04.400 --> 00:04:05.680 Did you ever tune a piano? 72 00:04:06.280 --> 00:04:08.639 Oh, but I've watched guys do it. It's a cinch. 73 00:04:09.439 --> 00:04:11.639 Just take the top off the piano. See then you 74 00:04:11.680 --> 00:04:13.759 turn a wrench on them little knobs. Why do you 75 00:04:13.800 --> 00:04:16.600 tap on one key over and over and over and over. Yes, 76 00:04:16.639 --> 00:04:18.439 And when everybody rushes out of the house to get 77 00:04:18.480 --> 00:04:20.439 away from the noise, you put the top back on 78 00:04:20.439 --> 00:04:24.439 the piano and look around for the cigars. 79 00:04:25.040 --> 00:04:27.199 Listen, you better stick to the mandolin, dearie. 80 00:04:27.720 --> 00:04:35.800 You couldn't stay on pitch shinneying up a pine tree? 81 00:04:36.879 --> 00:04:38.720 Well, dog gun, and I gotta have an outlet for 82 00:04:38.759 --> 00:04:42.040 all this energy. I got a urge to do something constructive. 83 00:04:42.199 --> 00:04:44.079 I want to build something for somebody. 84 00:04:44.360 --> 00:04:49.240 Sit down and build yourself a lap Here. Here's a 85 00:04:49.240 --> 00:04:51.360 book of crossword puzzles you can work on. Thos. 86 00:04:51.519 --> 00:04:53.759 Oh, sir, I'm too restless. I feel like I want 87 00:04:54.160 --> 00:04:59.279 hey I Oh no, I can do that later. But 88 00:05:00.079 --> 00:05:02.959 take down the Christmas tree. 89 00:05:03.519 --> 00:05:03.639 Now. 90 00:05:03.680 --> 00:05:06.399 Don't be hasty about that McGear. It's only the twenty 91 00:05:06.439 --> 00:05:09.240 thirty January. We can tie some cherries on it. And 92 00:05:09.319 --> 00:05:11.560 throw a Washington's birthday party. 93 00:05:12.639 --> 00:05:14.519 Well, isn't there anything I can fix her? A built 94 00:05:14.560 --> 00:05:16.439 for anybody around here? I want to do something. 95 00:05:16.519 --> 00:05:17.839 I can't think of anything, dearie. 96 00:05:17.839 --> 00:05:21.360 Maybe Bulah needs something done, or Beulah Beulah. 97 00:05:22.480 --> 00:05:24.000 Somebody ball for Beulah. 98 00:05:33.040 --> 00:05:34.879 Yeah, Bully, you got anything needs fixing? 99 00:05:35.120 --> 00:05:38.839 Yes? I still have my crystal needs a new wristwatch? 100 00:05:41.800 --> 00:05:44.399 You mean your wristwatch needs a new crystal Buler. 101 00:05:44.279 --> 00:05:47.839 No, man, I dropped it into snow this morning, mamit, 102 00:05:47.959 --> 00:05:49.040 and all I could find of. 103 00:05:49.000 --> 00:05:53.720 It was the crystal. My guysh that's too bad, Bulah. 104 00:05:53.759 --> 00:05:54.399 Was it valuable? 105 00:05:54.519 --> 00:05:55.519 Nosey's not awful? 106 00:05:55.600 --> 00:05:56.720 Valuable anyway? 107 00:05:58.959 --> 00:06:01.720 It had a scripting ngrooved on the back of it 108 00:06:01.800 --> 00:06:05.079 to say present it to Wilburt on the trick for 109 00:06:05.120 --> 00:06:07.879 twenty five years faithful savi us in the employer of 110 00:06:07.879 --> 00:06:09.600 the Whisperful Vista Safer's line. 111 00:06:12.079 --> 00:06:14.439 Wilbury probably had the hocket to pay the rental on 112 00:06:14.480 --> 00:06:16.680 the TUXI. We were at the banquet where they presented 113 00:06:16.680 --> 00:06:17.040 the watch. 114 00:06:17.079 --> 00:06:20.560 Do it, Mack? Where'd you get it? Bulah from mister 115 00:06:20.600 --> 00:06:21.680 Wilbert on the trick? 116 00:06:21.720 --> 00:06:25.480 Sir didn't he like it. Bulah, No, ma'am, he said, Bulah. 117 00:06:25.480 --> 00:06:28.720 He says, you keep this here TikTok to remind you 118 00:06:28.839 --> 00:06:31.800 never to work for no public futil did twenty five years, 119 00:06:33.920 --> 00:06:34.279 he said. 120 00:06:34.279 --> 00:06:36.120 When you get to that age, they's liable to. 121 00:06:36.079 --> 00:06:38.199 Close up the works and lay off the hands. 122 00:06:38.199 --> 00:06:46.240 Oh well, I was just wondering if there was any 123 00:06:46.240 --> 00:06:48.519 odd jobs around the house I could do. Bulah, I'm 124 00:06:48.560 --> 00:06:51.240 full of energy today, got a lot of pep muscles 125 00:06:51.240 --> 00:06:53.120 are jumping around like a bag full of frog. 126 00:06:53.199 --> 00:06:55.199 You got something for him to spend all that ambition 127 00:06:55.360 --> 00:07:01.040 on Bula. Well, let me think, ma'am, you had any 128 00:07:01.120 --> 00:07:02.560 spills fixing washing machines? 129 00:07:02.879 --> 00:07:05.240 What do you mean? Have I had any experience with him? 130 00:07:05.360 --> 00:07:08.920 I invented one, the McGee modern mangle with the building 131 00:07:09.040 --> 00:07:09.600 hanger upper. 132 00:07:10.920 --> 00:07:12.879 With the building hanger upper. 133 00:07:13.120 --> 00:07:15.439 I designed a washer that washed clothes, wrung them out 134 00:07:15.439 --> 00:07:17.920 and strung them on a line. Had a gadget that 135 00:07:17.920 --> 00:07:19.800 fed a clothes line into one side of it. Then 136 00:07:19.800 --> 00:07:21.399 it pinned the clothes on the line and feed it 137 00:07:21.399 --> 00:07:23.120 off the other side through the window and out into 138 00:07:23.160 --> 00:07:23.759 the backyard. 139 00:07:24.680 --> 00:07:28.240 Well, for goodness sake, miss mcgine, that she'll sound like 140 00:07:28.240 --> 00:07:31.480 a oneter fly deal thing like that. It she'll make 141 00:07:31.519 --> 00:07:35.079 a monkey out of Monday. 142 00:07:35.279 --> 00:07:37.279 Whatever became of this brandchild McGee. 143 00:07:37.360 --> 00:07:40.480 I'm still working on it, designing a time clock attachment 144 00:07:40.480 --> 00:07:42.480 that'll bring the clothes back in after eight hours and 145 00:07:42.519 --> 00:07:42.959 iron them. 146 00:07:44.279 --> 00:07:46.120 You gonna saw buttons back on Tuesday? 147 00:07:46.680 --> 00:07:48.000 Well, natch, natch. 148 00:07:49.639 --> 00:07:51.399 What's the matter with the washing machine builder? 149 00:07:51.720 --> 00:07:53.160 Bad manners mostly, ma'am? 150 00:07:53.480 --> 00:07:54.920 Bad manners, yes, ma'am. 151 00:07:55.319 --> 00:07:57.120 Every time you take the top off to look in 152 00:07:57.199 --> 00:07:57.839 and slap you. 153 00:07:57.800 --> 00:08:07.800 With a wedge shake, Well, it can't be blamed for that, Beulah. 154 00:08:08.079 --> 00:08:10.519 That's the only way a washing machine can wave its arms. 155 00:08:10.680 --> 00:08:12.879 And why should a washing machine wave its arms? 156 00:08:12.920 --> 00:08:16.120 Mister bone, Well, my gosh, if you'd been frozen as 157 00:08:16.160 --> 00:08:18.720 long as washing machines have, you'd be pretty cold yourself. 158 00:08:20.040 --> 00:08:20.839 It'd been frozen. 159 00:08:20.920 --> 00:08:21.560 Lack of frozen. 160 00:08:27.519 --> 00:08:29.199 Love that man, And I'll fix a muscle. 161 00:08:34.639 --> 00:08:36.039 Hell a hell from the orchest. 162 00:08:35.799 --> 00:09:09.320 Dry on Broadway Rhythm ex. 163 00:09:42.200 --> 00:09:48.080 Six six. 164 00:10:25.200 --> 00:10:28.360 I might build a bookcase, and oh we got a bookcase. 165 00:10:28.960 --> 00:10:30.639 I might tear out one wall of the dining room 166 00:10:30.679 --> 00:10:33.399 and build in and build in china cabinet. Oh I'm 167 00:10:33.399 --> 00:10:36.480 not china. I let's see. I might be to SATs. 168 00:10:36.519 --> 00:10:39.279 Darry, stop pacing up and down. You got me as 169 00:10:39.279 --> 00:10:41.919 nervous as a twenty mule team with a Republican driver. 170 00:10:44.039 --> 00:10:46.360 I can't help it, Molly, I got too much energy today. 171 00:10:46.679 --> 00:10:48.679 I'm trying to think of something constructive to do. 172 00:10:48.799 --> 00:10:50.480 Why don't you clean out the hall closet? 173 00:10:50.559 --> 00:10:53.559 I can't. Why my mandolin's got a busted G string? 174 00:10:54.000 --> 00:10:55.960 Well, what's that got to do with it? 175 00:10:56.120 --> 00:10:58.879 Everything? Whenever I clean out that hall closet, I come 176 00:10:58.879 --> 00:11:02.360 across my mandolin. Yeah, naturally, I said, down in a 177 00:11:02.399 --> 00:11:05.000 few minutes and tear off a few selections. Yeah, like 178 00:11:05.159 --> 00:11:09.879 pretty red Wing and rock Manonoff's preload sounds awful with 179 00:11:09.960 --> 00:11:13.519 no G string? Did you ever hear rock Maninoff's prayload 180 00:11:13.559 --> 00:11:16.840 without a Well, I'm praid that's not a proper question. 181 00:11:18.279 --> 00:11:21.519 I'm prayed you're right. Look, why don't you go shovel 182 00:11:21.519 --> 00:11:21.960 of so off? 183 00:11:22.480 --> 00:11:22.679 Oh? 184 00:11:22.720 --> 00:11:25.240 Hello Ella, Hello, miss is McGee, Hello mister McGee. 185 00:11:25.240 --> 00:11:27.200 Oh hi Alice, Hey, you got any odd jobs of 186 00:11:27.240 --> 00:11:30.799 work you need, Dune Kid. Something requiring superhuman energy, a 187 00:11:30.879 --> 00:11:32.360 keen intelligence. 188 00:11:31.799 --> 00:11:35.360 And a mass a muscle, such as sharpening a pencil, alice, 189 00:11:35.440 --> 00:11:37.480 or winding a cloth well. 190 00:11:37.360 --> 00:11:39.759 I can't think of a thing, mister McGhee, unless you 191 00:11:39.759 --> 00:11:41.279 want to put a hook on the inside of my 192 00:11:41.360 --> 00:11:43.120 bathroom door to hang a bathroobe on. 193 00:11:43.720 --> 00:11:46.240 Why McGee, you promised to do that a year ago. 194 00:11:46.559 --> 00:11:48.080 I never noticed that he hadn't done. 195 00:11:47.919 --> 00:11:51.840 At Alice completely slipped my mind, girls, completely, Where do 196 00:11:51.879 --> 00:11:52.759 you hang your bathroobe? 197 00:11:52.759 --> 00:11:54.919 Now, Alice, on the door knob, but it drags on 198 00:11:54.960 --> 00:11:55.840 the floor that way. 199 00:11:56.120 --> 00:11:58.399 Oh my gosh, I can fix that easy enough. Bring 200 00:11:58.440 --> 00:12:04.279 me your bathrobe and a pair of scissors. See the 201 00:12:04.320 --> 00:12:07.000 door knobs about thirty six inches from the floor. I'll 202 00:12:07.039 --> 00:12:09.240 cut thirty seven inches off your open it'll hang an 203 00:12:09.279 --> 00:12:11.840 inch clear. I don't know why you women can't think 204 00:12:11.840 --> 00:12:14.759 of these things. It just takes a little imagination. Huh. 205 00:12:14.799 --> 00:12:17.159 Wouldn't it be simpler just to lorder the bathroom floor 206 00:12:17.200 --> 00:12:21.679 about three feet? 207 00:12:21.799 --> 00:12:24.720 Oh no, missus McGee. If the floor was lowered three feet, 208 00:12:24.759 --> 00:12:26.720 the court of the ceiling light would be too high 209 00:12:26.720 --> 00:12:27.159 to reach. 210 00:12:29.840 --> 00:12:33.480 Yes, yes that's true, Alice. Of course you could carry 211 00:12:33.480 --> 00:12:36.159 a flashlight, but it's awful hard to get batteries. 212 00:12:37.120 --> 00:12:39.519 See, I'm sorry, it'd be so much trouble, mister mcga 213 00:12:39.720 --> 00:12:40.960 Oh not at all, Alice. 214 00:12:40.639 --> 00:12:43.000 Not at all happy to do anything to make you comfortable. Here. 215 00:12:43.279 --> 00:12:45.159 How's that north window of yours? Since I fixed it? 216 00:12:45.240 --> 00:12:46.480 Have any more trouble getting it over? 217 00:12:46.559 --> 00:12:46.679 Oh? 218 00:12:46.879 --> 00:12:49.759 Not a bit, mister McGee. That's nice, But now I 219 00:12:49.799 --> 00:12:50.960 can't get it closed. 220 00:12:52.399 --> 00:12:53.480 Oh maybe i'd. 221 00:12:53.320 --> 00:12:55.480 Better put that hook on the bathroom door myself. 222 00:12:55.519 --> 00:12:57.679 Unless now I'll do it, Alice, don't you worry about 223 00:12:57.720 --> 00:12:58.000 it now? 224 00:12:58.039 --> 00:12:59.960 Anyway? That isn't the kind of a trivial little job 225 00:13:00.039 --> 00:13:02.840 I'm looking for right now. I want to do something big, constructive, 226 00:13:03.039 --> 00:13:04.000 something that will last. 227 00:13:04.039 --> 00:13:04.200 Well. 228 00:13:04.440 --> 00:13:06.559 Why don't you bake a cake, mister McGee? The other 229 00:13:06.600 --> 00:13:08.159 one you made lasted for weeks. 230 00:13:10.639 --> 00:13:13.360 He wants to do something muscular, Alice, Oh, I have 231 00:13:13.679 --> 00:13:16.720 just the thing. Are you strong in the shoulders and arms? 232 00:13:16.759 --> 00:13:17.440 Mister McGee? 233 00:13:17.480 --> 00:13:20.200 Why, Alice, what have you got the calls for? Simple 234 00:13:20.200 --> 00:13:22.879 brute force, pure peasant strength? 235 00:13:23.279 --> 00:13:25.600 My fountain pen, I can't get the cap off. 236 00:13:25.399 --> 00:13:34.720 All right, up and get it, man, that's child's play. 237 00:13:35.039 --> 00:13:37.480 But I needed something to work off this excess energy. 238 00:13:37.919 --> 00:13:40.559 I feel so strong I fight myself. Really, why I 239 00:13:40.639 --> 00:13:43.600 slapped myself silly? Just putting shaving lotion on my face 240 00:13:43.639 --> 00:13:44.120 this morning? 241 00:13:45.320 --> 00:13:46.039 Well, until a. 242 00:13:46.039 --> 00:13:49.480 Sudden surge of physical strength fades away. Pet, you'd better 243 00:13:49.519 --> 00:13:51.200 open doors and things with your left hand. 244 00:13:51.279 --> 00:13:53.840 Oh that's no solution, kiddo. I'm just as powerful with 245 00:13:53.919 --> 00:13:56.360 either hand. Matter of fact, I'm thinking of writing a 246 00:13:56.360 --> 00:13:59.799 book about that and titled what Forever Amber Dexter's. 247 00:14:01.799 --> 00:14:02.279 You get it? 248 00:14:02.759 --> 00:14:05.879 Amber Dexterous, the pund and ball He's funny McGee. No. 249 00:14:07.120 --> 00:14:09.159 I liked it because it was topical, a topic of 250 00:14:09.279 --> 00:14:12.120 Josephs always high for. Hello, mister Wilcox, Hi a junior. 251 00:14:12.159 --> 00:14:16.679 Feel my muscle, Feel my muscle, my biceps? Ain't that marvelous? 252 00:14:17.000 --> 00:14:18.000 Just developed this morning? 253 00:14:18.759 --> 00:14:20.799 It isn't quite so impressive when he hasn't got his 254 00:14:20.840 --> 00:14:23.799 shirt sleeves rolled up under his coat, mister Wilcox, what. 255 00:14:23.799 --> 00:14:25.759 Have you been doing? Pl signing up for a course 256 00:14:25.799 --> 00:14:27.159 of training with Charles Atlas. 257 00:14:27.240 --> 00:14:31.039 No, just reached the peak of physical perfection. Waxy muscles, 258 00:14:31.039 --> 00:14:34.600 toned up eyes, clear as a bell, complexion, ruddy hair, 259 00:14:34.639 --> 00:14:36.000 full of electricity, tell. 260 00:14:35.879 --> 00:14:36.879 Me full of wheatcakes. 261 00:14:38.200 --> 00:14:40.159 Well, personally I always feel that way. 262 00:14:40.200 --> 00:14:43.039 Oh yeah, why compared to me, junior, you're a weekly 263 00:14:43.360 --> 00:14:45.679 You're big and fibby. I'm the wiry. 264 00:14:45.399 --> 00:14:47.480 Type wiry and well insulated. 265 00:14:50.200 --> 00:14:51.720 Well, now that you've got it, what are you going 266 00:14:51.759 --> 00:14:52.200 to do with it? 267 00:14:52.279 --> 00:14:53.960 Trying to find a job of work that'll work off 268 00:14:54.000 --> 00:14:56.639 a little energy Jr. All the odd jobs around here 269 00:14:56.679 --> 00:14:58.720 are too trivial to monkey with. I got to use 270 00:14:58.720 --> 00:15:01.960 my muscles on something construc. Hey, you know how the 271 00:15:02.039 --> 00:15:06.039 Indian wrestle? Yes, well, I'll Indian wrestle you for fifty cents. 272 00:15:05.720 --> 00:15:07.399 Right here, Molly, here's my point. 273 00:15:07.480 --> 00:15:09.519 Yeah, wait a minute, boys, leave us. Not have no 274 00:15:09.559 --> 00:15:10.399 assault and battery. 275 00:15:10.559 --> 00:15:13.519 This is ah Indian wrestling. Ain't violin, Molly, just a 276 00:15:13.519 --> 00:15:15.919 matter of balance and psychology. You ready, Junior? 277 00:15:16.080 --> 00:15:16.720 Go hell yop? 278 00:15:21.120 --> 00:15:25.159 Oh my dumness, Niakie, how did you do that? How 279 00:15:25.240 --> 00:15:26.279 you hurt mister Wilcox? 280 00:15:26.440 --> 00:15:26.960 Oh? 281 00:15:27.200 --> 00:15:31.720 Oh gosh, I hope I didn't bust his arm. I 282 00:15:31.720 --> 00:15:35.039 don't know my own strength today. Get up, Junior, here, 283 00:15:35.120 --> 00:15:35.960 let me help you up. 284 00:15:36.120 --> 00:15:39.840 Oh oh, it's beautiful? 285 00:15:39.879 --> 00:15:42.200 What onr? What's beautiful this floor? 286 00:15:44.799 --> 00:15:47.120 What have you got on it? Johnson's wax? 287 00:15:47.159 --> 00:15:47.360 Why? 288 00:15:47.480 --> 00:15:51.360 Yes, but why it's magnificent. See how the Johnson's wax 289 00:15:51.399 --> 00:15:55.120 brings out the beauty of the wood. Feel that protective 290 00:15:55.120 --> 00:15:57.519 film that seals the pores of the wood against dust 291 00:15:57.559 --> 00:15:58.320 and dampness. 292 00:15:59.440 --> 00:16:02.480 Imagine that guy four f fifty cents and let you 293 00:16:02.559 --> 00:16:04.200 half kill him just to work in that plug for 294 00:16:04.279 --> 00:16:09.480 Johnson Junior. I'm a maid's. 295 00:16:09.120 --> 00:16:09.759 Glad to meet you. 296 00:16:09.799 --> 00:16:15.000 I'm Wilcox. I represent sc Johnson. Yes, we know, makers 297 00:16:15.039 --> 00:16:18.320 of the finest protective waxes that money can buy. Johnson's 298 00:16:18.320 --> 00:16:20.639 wax is the favorite of housekeepers all over the world 299 00:16:20.960 --> 00:16:22.200 because it makes housework so. 300 00:16:22.159 --> 00:16:24.960 Easy up off the floor, keeps the loams. 301 00:16:24.600 --> 00:16:28.559 Of clean and sparkling, protects wood, leather and enamel surfaces against. 302 00:16:28.440 --> 00:16:31.639 Carlow snap out of it. It's us Fiver and Molly say. 303 00:16:31.720 --> 00:16:33.399 He must have stunned himself when he fell. 304 00:16:33.720 --> 00:16:39.759 Mister Wilcox, where am I? You're in Racine, Wisconsin? 305 00:16:40.360 --> 00:16:44.720 I am gee. I better tell the sales manager I'm here. Look, 306 00:16:44.960 --> 00:16:47.799 if you ever get to Wistful Vista, folks, look me up. 307 00:16:56.039 --> 00:16:58.279 All for goodness sakes, did you throw him down that 308 00:16:58.360 --> 00:16:59.120 hard McGee? 309 00:16:59.200 --> 00:17:02.360 Nah, he was faking, that big lunkhead. Let me throw 310 00:17:02.440 --> 00:17:04.359 him on purpose. Where's his fifty cents? 311 00:17:04.359 --> 00:17:06.720 Well, he mindedly took it out of my hand when he. 312 00:17:06.799 --> 00:17:09.480 Left, absent mindedly my classical. 313 00:17:09.079 --> 00:17:09.480 Not sharp. 314 00:17:09.559 --> 00:17:13.759 You'd never look coming in well, my goodness, doctor. 315 00:17:13.559 --> 00:17:19.720 Gammon, Hello, Molly, Hello, migraine, migraine. 316 00:17:19.960 --> 00:17:21.200 Yes, you go against it. 317 00:17:24.400 --> 00:17:26.000 You better go easy with him. Doctor. 318 00:17:26.240 --> 00:17:28.480 He's as full of pepper as a Mexican blue plate. 319 00:17:29.400 --> 00:17:32.519 He wrestled mister Wilcox and threw him clear to Recine, Wisconsin. 320 00:17:32.759 --> 00:17:34.799 He ought to be in condition. Every time he gets 321 00:17:34.799 --> 00:17:41.039 out of a chair. He wins a weightlifting contest. Careful 322 00:17:41.039 --> 00:17:44.720 air bone bender. Don't twit me today. I'm just in 323 00:17:44.759 --> 00:17:46.279 the mood to give you the old one too. 324 00:17:46.559 --> 00:17:46.759 One. 325 00:17:46.880 --> 00:17:49.160 Two is right, sonny. One pass at me and you 326 00:17:49.279 --> 00:17:52.480 spend two weeks in the fracture ward? What goes with 327 00:17:52.559 --> 00:17:54.799 you anyway? How'd you get so healthy all of a sudden? 328 00:17:54.839 --> 00:17:57.480 Well, he simply woke up with a vest full of chest. 329 00:17:57.759 --> 00:18:02.279 Doctor, terrific energy today, Doc, old heart's got a beat 330 00:18:02.319 --> 00:18:03.200 like a slap base. 331 00:18:05.160 --> 00:18:06.039 Take off your shirt. 332 00:18:06.279 --> 00:18:10.039 Nah, there you go again, take off your shirt. Can't 333 00:18:10.079 --> 00:18:12.359 take a person's word for feeling good. And unless you 334 00:18:12.440 --> 00:18:15.000 drag out the old stethoscope and have yourself an organ. 335 00:18:14.799 --> 00:18:22.720 Recital, he's all right, doctor, Have any days? Can a 336 00:18:22.759 --> 00:18:25.200 man feel full of good? Cheer and ambition? Without being sick. 337 00:18:25.359 --> 00:18:26.359 Not this little man. 338 00:18:26.599 --> 00:18:29.319 Anytime that's hour Puss turned sweet Ie reached for the 339 00:18:29.359 --> 00:18:30.079 fever chart. 340 00:18:30.680 --> 00:18:33.359 Well, don't worry your old fat head about me, quack Jack. 341 00:18:35.079 --> 00:18:37.880 Trouble with you is you can't stand seeing anybody feeling healthy. 342 00:18:38.400 --> 00:18:41.200 For you, A full bottle of pills means an empty day. 343 00:18:41.839 --> 00:18:42.039 Oh. 344 00:18:42.240 --> 00:18:44.640 I wouldn't go so far as to say that McGee. 345 00:18:44.680 --> 00:18:46.920 The doctor never treated you for anything you didn't have. 346 00:18:47.359 --> 00:18:49.599 I treated him for forty dollars once, and he didn't 347 00:18:49.599 --> 00:18:52.960 have that for about ten months. 348 00:18:53.599 --> 00:18:56.519 And I still think you overcharged me on that too. 349 00:18:56.720 --> 00:19:00.480 My gosh, forty bucks. I only had that pneumonia on lung. 350 00:19:02.519 --> 00:19:03.000 And what a. 351 00:19:02.960 --> 00:19:04.599 Wonderful patient you were too. 352 00:19:04.880 --> 00:19:07.160 The whole staff at the hospital hated to see you 353 00:19:07.319 --> 00:19:07.920 leave when. 354 00:19:07.759 --> 00:19:10.160 You did, did they really, doctor, Yes. 355 00:19:10.079 --> 00:19:12.480 They wanted to toss him out on his gluteus maximus 356 00:19:12.480 --> 00:19:13.240 ten days sooner. 357 00:19:14.480 --> 00:19:15.680 I look muscle bound. 358 00:19:16.240 --> 00:19:17.960 Just what are you planning to do to work off 359 00:19:18.000 --> 00:19:19.920 this magnificent burst of vitality. 360 00:19:20.119 --> 00:19:22.160 I don't know, kid, been trying to find some job 361 00:19:22.200 --> 00:19:24.839 around here that really be constructive. I'm in the mood 362 00:19:24.839 --> 00:19:27.920 to build something, to try and well, something that would Hey, 363 00:19:28.200 --> 00:19:30.039 did I ever show you the plans I drew up 364 00:19:30.039 --> 00:19:31.279 for a jet propelled bicycle. 365 00:19:31.359 --> 00:19:32.279 You never even showed me. 366 00:19:32.400 --> 00:19:33.359 Mege, where are they? 367 00:19:33.359 --> 00:19:34.759 Why they're right here in the hall clock. 368 00:19:52.359 --> 00:19:56.400 Well there's the job you've been looking for a lemonhead. 369 00:19:56.640 --> 00:20:00.880 Yeah, I got to straighten out that closet. These days. 370 00:20:10.039 --> 00:20:12.119 The King's Men and the Oceania role. 371 00:20:14.640 --> 00:20:17.440 Back in nineteen eleven, Vodeville was in its heaven. 372 00:20:17.519 --> 00:20:20.079 Everyone was doing it, doing it, doing it. 373 00:20:20.319 --> 00:20:24.519 Everyone was remorless, and gay comedians and banking pants were 374 00:20:24.519 --> 00:20:25.960 followed by precision dancers. 375 00:20:26.000 --> 00:20:29.279 Then upon the stage had a slightly smaller. 376 00:20:28.880 --> 00:20:35.200 Way happy the quarty. 377 00:20:36.960 --> 00:20:40.599 And in a star you can't. 378 00:20:40.079 --> 00:20:45.039 Forget they all Man. 379 00:20:44.680 --> 00:21:00.480 Of Fancy's the way Meli a car was. 380 00:21:00.480 --> 00:21:03.039 A musical line on the Cruise of Alabama. 381 00:21:03.160 --> 00:21:04.519 He was there on the Piana and. 382 00:21:04.480 --> 00:21:07.759 I a face down in the sea. 383 00:21:07.240 --> 00:21:11.720 When he rattled on the Mellooney. Every sailor boy began 384 00:21:11.799 --> 00:21:14.839 the hollow ship behind with billy cut loose fantasy. 385 00:21:15.000 --> 00:21:15.759 You want to see it. 386 00:21:16.240 --> 00:21:18.480 Every worm begins the Tristan's worm. 387 00:21:18.839 --> 00:21:21.240 The ship against the dipper does a course roof turn. 388 00:21:21.319 --> 00:21:24.039 The smoke is rolling black from out the smoky stack. 389 00:21:24.440 --> 00:21:27.359 It's floating up to helm and old come back here 390 00:21:27.400 --> 00:21:30.279 and there you'll see a stool, lamp chair and slipping 391 00:21:30.319 --> 00:21:31.359 around the cabin shopping. 392 00:21:31.480 --> 00:21:32.119 I don't care. 393 00:21:32.319 --> 00:21:34.160 And then the bell begins to ring, and then the 394 00:21:34.200 --> 00:21:35.240 hammock charts are swinging. 395 00:21:35.599 --> 00:21:38.920 Sitting at the piano there on the Alabama plane, the 396 00:21:39.039 --> 00:21:44.039 Olceana roll go when the belvey begins to ring, When 397 00:21:44.119 --> 00:21:45.720 the hammock begins. 398 00:21:45.319 --> 00:21:49.880 To swing, you met a man the dry There goes Billy. 399 00:21:52.839 --> 00:21:53.920 Sail, a blly. 400 00:21:53.640 --> 00:21:55.200 Boy is the real McCoy. 401 00:21:55.599 --> 00:21:58.519