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I can't do it. This is a multi million dollar yacht.

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Pulling into a dock.

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Speaker 2: Also can kill you. Imagine if your flight crew, you're

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going home for Christmas to see the family, and you're like, oh,

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you guys are filming a show. What's it called. It's

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called a below flight? Like, how long have you been

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a pilot? Oh, well, I want to be on an OnlyFans.

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Speaker 3: Shoving dillos up my ass.

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Speaker 2: So no experience, but they hired me.

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Speaker 4: Oh shit, Hi, Hello, and welcome to another brand's making

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new episode of bad TV.

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Speaker 1: We are here and we are queer. I'm Dylan. That

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is pat permission to come aboard, and Kaitlin, we are

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here to talking about below deck med episode two.

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Speaker 2: It's up, bitch, how much doing good?

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Speaker 1: That's good?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm drinking a buzzball. Okay, do you know what's wine?

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It's wine.

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Speaker 3: It's a fortified wine.

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Speaker 1: Got to lie in it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's flavored by guys.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much for getting in the reviews. We've

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had some amazing reviews come in. Recently got a one

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star because we liked last season, but the rest of

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them are so great. I wanted to read a couple off.

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This is from Peaches Clyde. That's actually my family name.

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Well all the you know how many Clydes we have?

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Speaker 5: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Wow, you know? Yeah, you don't know. We've got five Clodes.

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Speaker 2: I didn't know that. Wow, that must be a real

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fan of yours.

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Speaker 1: No, I think it's just a person named Clyde. Love

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these guys. Five stars. But even when they are butt heads,

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Ruby straightens them out. Fun show, well, no Ruby today,

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the fighting wheels all off. Baker mac Ormom, Thank you,

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five stars. The review is thank god. I can't get

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any of my friends to watch the show and have

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nobody to talk about hearing this banter fills the void.

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Speaker 3: That's what we're here.

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Speaker 2: Read the one star because I want people to understat

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I'll not dignify this one star with so just don't

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give them, don't name them, just read it because I

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want the audience to understand this is what we're up against. Okay,

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we have in studio.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then this is what this is what we

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got for doing that.

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Speaker 1: Ali.

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Speaker 3: You bet did we see the same show? One star?

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Speaker 1: Just listen to your Fraser interview and really you said

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it was the best season. You want all the crew

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to come back, even Celene. Please tell me that was

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starcasm one star. You know, my my gripe is not

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with Ali, you beat. I mean clearly a lunatic, but

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I mean I love lunatics. Okay, my gripe is with Apple, right,

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don't don't make the voices of lunatics so disproportionately important,

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right Anyways, getting the iTunes range reviews five stars, kind words,

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join us, Patreon, dot com, Slash another podcast network for

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Real Housewives of Salt Lake City.

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Speaker 3: And Traders and more.

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Speaker 2: Are you going to do next?

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Speaker 1: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Thank god, we're not doing Golden Bachelor. I think that's

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an epic fail. Get in the comments.

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Speaker 1: Also, it's an epic fail when you start off with

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a jacuzzi con men, you.

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Speaker 2: Know, right, well, no, but we like that season. It

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didn't work out with Jerry Gary whatever the fuck his

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name was. His marriage lasted three weeks.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you could tell he was a piece of shit

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when the person he actually connected to didn't suck his

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dick and the other one did, so he decided to

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propose to her. Yeah I didn't know that.

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Speaker 2: And then Love his Blind season.

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Speaker 3: Oh my call.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah that's him coming.

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Speaker 2: Well then there was so like Mickey Mouse. But Love

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is Blind. We used to recap that. I think that's

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new season dropped yesterday, Love is Blind. Yeah, I watched

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Speaker 2: It's the same stuff, same stuff, very boring.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, I had no idea Love is.

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so clearly it's not you know, there's gonna be like

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the Way of Water. No and fire, fire and ashes, right,

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coming out next week. This is an Avatar movie.

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to get everybody lubed up for Fire and Ash.

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Speaker 2: Did you know what Klen's dad was gonna play a

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part in that movie, right, Kaylen?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, didn't have enough energy in the audition? Did he

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not enough juice? Jim was like, get the fuck out

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Speaker 2: I think I'm over Avatar. They need to go to

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Speaker 1: No, Avatar's great, Kalene, you like Avatar.

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Speaker 2: I love everything James King.

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Speaker 3: I know he's incredible.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you know the budget of the second Avatar movie

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four hundred and sixty million dollars. How can you not

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go see that? I mean it's like it's gonna hurt

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the country, I think.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, my favorite part was the whale.

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kill them and fish them, which was really sad. But anyways,

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Blood Deck, nobody everybody wants to hear us talk about

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this fucking shit. And I'm sure your dad did great

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in the edition. What the fuck is Jim Cameron's problem?

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I'm not seeing any more of his movies. Okay, So

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this season so far is a little concerning. I think

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we need to get out we need to see the

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sea rats.

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Speaker 3: Let loose a little bit.

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Speaker 1: We've been on this boat and it's just been chock

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full of mediocrity and confusing incompetence, like like, especially with

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the exterior team. There's a moment that's so telling about

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Nathan being the leader of this crew. I think Tess

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Christian and Frenchy fighting and Nathan says, Oh, that's awesome.

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I can't wait to see that. Caln please, He goes

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the manager. He's joking, Yeah, he's fine, fine.

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Speaker 2: Dylan with casting. You need to understand this.

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Speaker 3: Can I finish my point?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 1: And are you done?

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Speaker 2: Sorry?

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Speaker 3: Nathan.

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Speaker 1: Upon Nathan upon hearing that two of his employees are

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going to be fighting, he goes, cannot wait, where do

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we put our bets in? Like?

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Speaker 3: That's not a good sign.

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Speaker 1: You know, you might want to stop that in its

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tracks before it gets going.

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Speaker 3: Not bet on it.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna have to push back against you, Okay, please, Okay.

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They're making a television show here, Okay, So production needs

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to strike a balance between people that are competent and

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good at their jobs and people that are here to

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Speaker 3: All right, who's that? Well, we haven't seen the content.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I think if you're going to shove a

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dildo up your asshole, I think the price point is

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a little higher, is it? I would hope?

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Speaker 7: So?

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Speaker 2: Okay, my god, but that that's where this show I

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think is running on all cylinders. You have a couple

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of ups, and then you have people that are competent,

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right right, right?

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Speaker 1: Uh well, regardless, there's a lot of incompetence on Display

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sea legs when we dock it. It's kind of crazy.

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some time. Asha continues to be Asia and the chef

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will call Kermit.

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Speaker 2: She's very annoying. I'm sorry to me.

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Speaker 3: I love Asia. I love Asia.

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Speaker 1: Two tits I didn't really like this episode.

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Speaker 2: Two knots tits is our rating system for Orange County.

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That's right, sorry, okay, I love Dizzy.

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Speaker 1: She is amazing, or we're just going to throw a

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new letter at the beginning of her name.

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to call her. I'm not gonna call her.

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Speaker 1: That's what she called her last week, blizzy. Sorry, you're

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Speaker 2: I refuse to call her.

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Speaker 1: By her name?

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Speaker 2: Yes, and how come I don't like it? It's annoying.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you have the energy of a revolutionary right now.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's going to make great TV. She knows what the.

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Speaker 3: Job is and the job being being on TV.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, no, I agree, I completely agree. Oh I

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it forty two forty two nuts. Okay, all right.

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Speaker 2: So let me know if you need help post these up.

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this is what happened last episode. At the end of

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last episode, Uh, the bows and had slammed a jet

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ski into pieces of the boat, the large vessel that

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they're on, knocked over a bunch of ships, the navigation

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bunch shit.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and nave lights.

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Speaker 2: And Sandy's pissed Captain Sandy.

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Speaker 3: Hmm, yeah, Sandy's really really pissed.

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Speaker 3: And now he's just kind of.

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Speaker 2: Actually like a five year old that broke the vase

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in an eighties film. It back together before Marge comes out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and Marge is a cute name. We've talked about it,

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but it's so it's so crazy. I didn't mention this

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at the top of the show, but and I think

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that it needs to be mentioned, especially here when Asia goes,

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that's the show, everybody, or that's I don't know, I

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can't do her voice, but she tries to kind of

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I totally guess witnessing the.

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Speaker 2: Paying charter gas or maybe not paying are looking on

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at this insanity, and then she has to make light

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of it to comfort them, like this isn't going to

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Speaker 1: Guys, right right right, And they do not take to it.

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make them feel comfortable, and they're just stone faced. And

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these people I think are the worst charter guests we've

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had in a while. Not like they're just shitty people,

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they're not even that entertaining.

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Speaker 2: They're just gross, you know. I call them crypto creeps. Yeah,

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this scene while the jetski's smashing against that navigation. But

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I think one of the crypto creeps pulls out Immerse. Yeah,

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he pulls out a tampon.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's Da Vinci. We were looking through Da Vinci's

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Mercy DaVinci.

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Speaker 2: Okay. And then there's some actual currency in there.

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Speaker 1: There's a PI gold.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's not a series of numbers. It's uh, it's

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actually something you could throw someone's head.

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Speaker 1: You're talking about tangible, you're talking about like fractional reserves.

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Speaker 2: How do you throw a series of numbers at someone's head?

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Speaker 2: Crypto?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, right in gold it will.

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Speaker 2: Like ow, yeah, I just threw crypto at you and

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you're like I didn't feel it, and I feel like

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that's because it doesn't exist.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that's what the president's kind of. When we

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were when we were thinking about getting off the gold standard,

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there was this big debate in that, like money is

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obviously it has a main use for for for for

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currency and arbitrage and stuff like that, but but we

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can't not factor in that. We have to be able

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to use this to throw out people's heads. And if

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we move to just you know, fairy numbers. Right, We're not.

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Speaker 3: Gonna be able to throw this at anybody's heads.

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Speaker 6: Right.

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Speaker 1: So so that was a really and there was a

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great book on it. I can't remember what it was called,

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but yeah, really really fascinating.

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Speaker 2: While Kaitlyn, do you own any crypto?

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Speaker 1: I do?

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Speaker 2: Not good for you. It doesn't exist by real estate.

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Speaker 1: I have plenty of but okay, hang on a second,

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and I don't want to make this show super long

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or anything, but real estate is, uh, it's very expensive

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to get in, right, so you telling the proletariat to

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just buy a home is actually really disgusting, right, And

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so yeah, dick cum fart coin, you know it's it's

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maybe it's not real, who knows, but it is one

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hundredth of a cent. So so you can invest in that.

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I own. I own some bitcoin. I mean it goes

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up up up right, right? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Where is it? What can I see it?

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Speaker 1: You can't see ghosts and ghosts surreal?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but I don't know. I don't go to Target

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and pay for it a toy with ghosts.

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Speaker 1: You can pay with bitcoin. If you go to certain

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head chops in Los Angeles, you can get daggers and

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butterfly knives.

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Speaker 2: I thought we hated these assholes.

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Speaker 1: Hey Patrick, Patrick, where's the love you have for your child?

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Where is it?

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Speaker 2: It's in my heart?

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Speaker 3: Boom roasted. Hold on, you really got smoking.

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Speaker 2: I don't go to my local liquor store and say

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I'm gonna pay.

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Speaker 1: How many times have I told you you can if

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you go to the right liquor store, you can pay

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in bitcoin.

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Speaker 2: I think Dylan's gonna work for crypto.

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Speaker 3: No, no, I'm definitely not.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so let's get to dinner. Spanish prawns

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with track and fruit caviar vinaigrette. We got to talk

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about this chef because the stuff coming out of this

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kitchen is it's too good.

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Speaker 3: It is, it's way too good.

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Speaker 1: Like he's incredibly talented and this food is beautiful.

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Speaker 3: We don't want that, really, no, heaven Snow.

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Speaker 2: I have to say he does have enough edge. And

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he's also a fucking weirdo with that car paint. Yeah,

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so he doesn't like this is where he comes from,

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an actual kitchen. He's pissed later in the episode not

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to get ahead of myself, when he's prepared to serve

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boiled eggs with I believe no, no, no avocado or something

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he's going to do, like.

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Speaker 3: He's gonna do a poached egg and coach egg.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and they none of them want it, and he gets.

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Speaker 1: Pissed, Well, he gets pissed off because he turns into

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a shorter cook and they were trying to avoid that.

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Speaker 2: That's I'm saying, that's where the attitude comes from. He

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may in fact be good.

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Speaker 1: Maybe, but weird and talented like clown makeup and kind

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of nerdy Tottenham fan and really really good at your job.

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I'm a little concerned anyways, French he goes after Tattoo

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and Frenchian Tattoo are are at odds?

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Speaker 2: Whan Yeah, yeah, Christian Christian?

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Speaker 1: Okay? Are you okay with that? That's kind of your

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nickname to throw around.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I love it. I miss tattoo.

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Speaker 1: What do you think can we can we start hearing

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from him again when we talk about Christian of course,

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and we don't need to do it right now.

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Speaker 3: I'm just wondering. So, yeah, Frenchy and.

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Speaker 1: Tattoo are really really going after one another. These two

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are very contentious. French he does not like Christian because

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however bad French he is at his job. Christian is

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way worse. Christian doesn't know what's going on.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he's very green. I think the countdown starts now.

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I think he's got three more episodes left. Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I think that's a good line. Yeah, I think that's

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a good line to set. Captain Sandy, after the whole

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debac of Nathan kind of battering pieces of the boat

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with a jet Ski says that she knows that Nathan

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is going to make an excellent bosin. Hey, Sandy, why

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don't you pump the brakes on.

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Speaker 3: That a little bit?

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Speaker 1: We'll see in due time. The Cuban get some sea

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rat history with her. She grew up poor to real

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racks to riches story, your father can't pay the bills,

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then he becomes the CEO of his own engineering firm,

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and then you become a sea rat.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so we're talking sea rat history here. We're

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gonna give a rating on the sea rat sad scale.

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You know, the electricity.

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Speaker 3: That's all sea rat history.

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Speaker 1: It's an interesting kind of like philosophical question, right, So

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is sea rat history sea rat sad scale? And I

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would say not every time, but the Venn diagram is

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almost a complete circle.

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Speaker 3: Because we are dealing with So I'm glad.

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Speaker 2: You brought that up and put in that contact stell.

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So she does mention that dad couldn't pay the electrical bill,

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worked very hard. That's where she gets her work ethic from.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: And now he is, as you pointed out, a CEO

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of a thriving engineering firm. Now that's minus twenty nine points.

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But that's because she's hiding something as a sea rat.

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That doesn't make any sense that story, because she is,

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in fact a sea rat. Something happened, and I think

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what really happened Because she pointed out that couldn't pay

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the electricity bill. Dad killed the electric company bill collector,

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and she witnessed this murder, really, and then he enlisted

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her to help bury the body. She's been haunted for

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it ever since. That's why she's here. Four points.

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Speaker 3: Oh interesting.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be and that sounds sad. Processing

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the body and all that stuff. It's nasty work, grizzly work.

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But if I could just be a no guy real quick,

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the worst in improv we have a death already.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's right, that was Tessa's boyfriend.

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Speaker 1: No, it was the Cuban's boyfriend. Who was run over

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by a bus underwater.

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Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no no, he was killed by a

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grizzly bear in the water.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I love how Like later in the season

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she'll actually say what happened, he was small by grizzly

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bear underwater in the ocean, the Pacific Ocean and Asia,

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and Jizzy, you're gonna be like kind of buried the lead.

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Imagine imagine saying someone died is bearing the lead right

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because he got killed by grizzly bear under scuba. Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, wild bears do love to swim, not that deep.

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Speaker 1: Oh can I tell you real quick. I'm at this

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this other studio today and one of the guys uh

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that works there brings his cousin and he's from West Virginia, right,

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So my family's close to being from West Virginia. They're not.

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The West Virginia is disgusting. But I was talking to

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him about hunting and he said that he hunts black

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bears and I was like, I'm sorry, get in the comments,

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correct me if I'm wrong, but that is just so gross.

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Speaker 2: Why would you do that? That black bear might might

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have some kids that he needs to look after.

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Speaker 1: Also, that's like where's the Where is the fun in

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that you have a bunch of dogs that go fucking

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hunt for you and then the thing goes.

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Speaker 2: I don't like that. It's unfair.

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Speaker 1: Look, it's like we already have guns. It's already a

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lopsided fight.

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Speaker 2: Here's where I'm down with that. You hunt the black bear,

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but all you have is your two knives, and then

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when he kills you, takes your head off and butt

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fucks you.

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Speaker 1: Right, you go, Okay, I wasn't cutting, but I wasn't

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cut out for hunting.

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Speaker 2: No, no, you weren't. But you have a gun and dogs.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, again the comments. Let us know if we've got

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any avid bear hunter fans, let us know how ignorant

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we are. All right, so we run the second chorus.

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It's chicken and with like a tomato and bulger that's

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cooked down to such a degree that they have kind

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of a multified and turned into a risotto. Again too good?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, what's special about it if you.

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Speaker 1: Don't mind rustically inventive, like you know, we're not like

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we're imbuing the dish with technique, but not so overblown

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that it's this you know foam and you know frozen distress.

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Yeah exactly. But then we get to the Tiramasou and

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and once again I think, yeah he did. And tira

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Massou's not difficult to make, but it's difficult to make

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a really really good one, which I'm sure this one

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was because he's so talented and weird. But this is

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when I was really like, I am not a fan

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of these people.

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Speaker 2: One.

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Speaker 1: This guy's name is Da Vinci, and it's just not

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and and it might be either scenario is bad.

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Speaker 2: I don't think that's on his person.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't think so either. But he hates Tiramasou.

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It's like, emphatically, who the fuck hates Tiramasou?

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Speaker 2: It's delicious.

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Speaker 1: No one hates Taramasou, No one except for evil people

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with fake names that have tampons and gold in their merse.

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Speaker 3: Who are you?

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Speaker 2: Cryptocurrency videos, which later we'll get to a Christian. He

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spent all night watching those videos.

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Speaker 3: Hey, FBI, can you take care of these people?

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Speaker 2: Please?

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Speaker 1: I know you're trying to build a case, but I

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think we can pop this one off now. All right,

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So Kizzie and Josh. Bizzy flirts with Josh, that's right.

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Speaker 2: And she minds us getting attention from other people is

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very important.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she likes men to drool over and look out Jutty.

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Speaker 2: Well let me look out Jutty as a former attractive person.

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Being attractive is pretty fucking cool. Yeah, people are nicer

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to you. Sure, people put in extra effort to help you.

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I'm like shopping here, Hey, can I help you this?

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You don't, And then heads turn when you walk in

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a room. I want to know when you've hit a

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wall and you're not attractive. None of those things happen again, ever, Yeah,

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you walk into a bar going whoa, and no one

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notices that you're in the room. Yeah, that's when you're

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just mediocre looking person.

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Speaker 1: Oh fuck, yeah, I'm so sorry You're experience happens really fast, Tam.

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That's so our breaking.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that will happen to you, flizzy.

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Speaker 3: But listen, going back to blow me up, tom.

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Speaker 2: Oh toub like this. Yeah, what would you like to know? Dear?

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That's because you're a bitch.

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Speaker 3: I didn't tell you what I wanted to know.

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Speaker 2: I can tell by your shrew tantor that you're a

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real bitch.

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Speaker 3: You're a shrill, shrieking pig. Listen, beware the jizzy.

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Speaker 1: No I'm not sure if I listen, I don't want

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to be crude, but I'll go into the tom like

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his voice to convey my own thoughts.

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Speaker 3: Right, be careful, man, she's just a tease stud.

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Speaker 1: I fault for this person. There's too much equity that

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you put into this. You know, we both need to

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although also I don't know they got thirty thousand dollars

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they're about to go out.

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Speaker 3: Who knows.

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Speaker 2: If you're reading into what we've seen in the trailer,

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she will be most attractive to Nate, who's balding and

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also has a girlfriend that is super hot, and she

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will want him because that she wants to lure him.

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And did you just see how far she can get?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of a okay, it's a fun game.

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Let's get to see red history with Kermit. She had

473
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a very misogynistic captain that she worked with initially in

474
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her first go who also had a micro penis, right,

475
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and she said, you know.

476
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Speaker 3: You must have a tawny cook. That's why you say

477
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made you want to have a tiny cock.

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Speaker 1: And then she walks out of the boat and she

479
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wants to be nice because she doesn't want the Cuban

480
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to say that that she has a tiny cock. You know,

481
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it's kind of a you know, eye for an eye

482
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makes the whole world blinde Right, everybody's had tiny dicks.

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Speaker 2: Seen one I did one time. It looks like a button.

484
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I don't know even know how a tiny penis. Yeah,

485
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a micro penis.

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Speaker 1: Micro penis looks like a mole, but a little bit bigger.

487
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You're talking about like a skin tag kind of thing.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what it looked like. My god, I didn't

489
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even know what it was. I was in the eighth grade.

490
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I was like, woof over there.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, pretty pubescent boys usually do have tiny penises,

492
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not that small. Really.

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Speaker 2: I had a little ding dong and I was like,

494
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I'm doing okay now.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I feel like a man

496
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dingo next to that thing. I'm not using the racial

497
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sm referring to the porn star, of course, who I

498
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think just took the racial slur and used it.

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Speaker 2: Long dick silver.

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Speaker 1: Right, Okay, So Frenchy is now motivated and an A

501
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plus employee, and he's micromanaging tattoo all over the boat.

502
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Who's not doing great?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 2: Well, I think he says he might he might need

505
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to sodomize him now to get him, get him.

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Speaker 1: Put fire in his ass right as Yeah.

507
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Speaker 2: If I'm ever on the dating scene again, no butt

508
00:26:38,799 --> 00:26:46,200
play for this podcast? Uh hurts well, I mean there's

509
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not making is supposed to feel good.

510
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Speaker 1: I know, I know, but it's a little bit like

511
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you know, setting up a system where you organize your taxes, right,

512
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is a little bit of pain in the beginning, but

513
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your life is much better once you're stretched out. Can

514
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you flag that man dingo thing? I just want to

515
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I want to think about that.

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Speaker 6: One, all right.

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Speaker 1: The problem I have with Frenchie micro managing anybody is

518
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that he's a lazy, fucking Frenchman.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, so do you doth protest too much?

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Speaker 1: We've got an issue between Christian and Tess.

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Speaker 3: What is that.

522
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Speaker 2: Tessa like a boat family. Her dad was a captain

523
00:27:41,599 --> 00:27:44,880
who knows the business, and she is realizing at this

524
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very point that Christian is not only fucking useless, he

525
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doesn't he's very green.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right right.

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Speaker 2: And also Nate isn't giving her any direction.

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Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. Nate thinks she's a ghost. She thinks she's

529
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a shitty bald boss. And we've got a Meanwhile, the

530
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,319
guests are going to walk around the city, and the

531
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Cuban doesn't have a love for for watching and kissy,

532
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what is wrong with me? That's why can't I be

533
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a professional?

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Speaker 2: One of these notes, I'll help you with this. I

535
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actually want to digress for a second. Max. They cut

536
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to him with trying to avoid a bee. Now, I'm

537
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:26,599
obsessed with nature and their lifespan a b How long

538
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:31,960
do you think a bee lives? Klin, we're talking long

539
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:34,279
about it's a month. Bee lives a month. Talking about

540
00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:37,680
a honeybee, a queen, a worker bee lives a month,

541
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and then the if they're born in the fall, they

542
00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:44,200
live like two months. A queen bee lives three years. Wow,

543
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:47,880
you know she's doing pretty good for herself. Now, what what.

544
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Speaker 1: Must it be like to be a queen bee?

545
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 3: That's got to be crazy.

546
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Speaker 2: Somebody will get in their brains and understand what they're thinking.

547
00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: I think, yeah, yeah, but you think she feels like Lizzo,

548
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like she can just make her dance, eat bananas out of.

549
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Speaker 3: Pussy's and stuff.

550
00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:05,400
Speaker 2: Absolutely, God, the power she must you have four thousand

551
00:29:05,559 --> 00:29:07,720
suitors trying to keep you happy.

552
00:29:08,079 --> 00:29:08,400
Speaker 1: Wow?

553
00:29:08,759 --> 00:29:12,079
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, Now do you know what the shortest life

554
00:29:12,119 --> 00:29:16,319
span is I've talked about the gadfly. A moth. Oh

555
00:29:16,359 --> 00:29:19,680
really a moth? A moth lives three hours? Can you imagine?

556
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Speaker 1: Not true?

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00:29:21,039 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, can you imagine a moth? And it's inspired to

558
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do big things, you know, and then it has a

559
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running time of an Avatar movie, you know.

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Speaker 1: To live Caitlyn, are you looking that up?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Thank you.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty cool to be a human, it's my point,

564
00:29:36,279 --> 00:29:36,480
you know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you could be a tortoise. They live like one

566
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:39,640
hundred and fifty years.

567
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Speaker 2: They live four hundred years.

568
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Speaker 1: Oh really, and a greenland.

569
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Speaker 2: Shark lives five hundred years.

570
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Speaker 1: A greenland shark lives five hundred years.

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Speaker 6: Wow, yep.

572
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Speaker 1: Imagine you want to do big things and you're a

573
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greenland shark. You're like, I don't have any fucking hands.

574
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Speaker 2: I can't.

575
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Speaker 1: I'm just going to swim around for a fucking half

576
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a millennium.

577
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Speaker 2: Also, what are you still doing after like two hundred years.

578
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,599
That's why I always had a problem with those vampire

579
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movies where they're like living very long.

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Speaker 3: Well, that's one of the great tragedies of the vampire. Kaylin.

581
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What's the deal with moths?

582
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Speaker 7: A couple different reports here. One says, on average, moths

583
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can live anywhere from one to six months.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

585
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Speaker 7: Another one says most adult moss lives for short periods,

586
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from a few days to a few weeks, depending on

587
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this that's the one I read.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, you read the one that said that they

589
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live as long as an Avatar movie. And then you

590
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can't do big things in that short of a time frame.

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Speaker 3: All right? Was that ursula? Who wasn't Josh heads out?

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Who is Josh?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, where am I? That's okay, you're referring to

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Christian He gets on that tender. He has no fucking.

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Speaker 3: Clue he actually Josh is the chef.

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Speaker 2: Josh is the chef, said, he heads out. I don't

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know where he went.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, well no, no, no, Josh heads out for breakfast

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and he tries to get them to agree upon the

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main which is gonna be a poached egg and avocado.

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And that sounds like he would just poach an egg

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and put avocado next to it. He would probably shudge

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it up in a nice way. You need to market

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these dishes a little bit better.

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Speaker 2: Regardless, the crypto creeks creeps are not having it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah no, they want sunnyside up eggs with with nuts,

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which is just the order of an insane person that's

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drooling in a confined room and scratching things on the wall.

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But but then we get to Da Vinci, who this

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is so telling of this fucking guy. Da Vinci's name

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is Da Vinci, and he has immerse and but his

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breakfast order is a ham and cheese omelet.

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Speaker 3: That's that's Da Vinci right there.

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Speaker 1: That's that's who that is.

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Speaker 3: All the rest of this stuff is Da Vinci. It's fugazy,

704
00:36:06,039 --> 00:36:06,679
you know what I mean?

705
00:36:07,440 --> 00:36:10,159
Speaker 2: Well, I wasn't buying into whatever they were thrown down from.

706
00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 1: Jump Yeah, from Josh full of bullshit. We learn a

707
00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:15,800
little bit of sea rat history about Josh the clown.

708
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:18,039
Speaker 2: Let me break down the game film, please do? All right,

709
00:36:18,079 --> 00:36:21,840
So Josh's Sea rat history. He was a former Do

710
00:36:21,840 --> 00:36:24,400
you got a fruit fly in here? Okay?

711
00:36:24,519 --> 00:36:26,320
Speaker 1: Can you look up the life span of a fruitfly?

712
00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:32,760
Speaker 2: I think it lives thirty minutes, all right, jo. He

713
00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:35,639
was a former drug addict, starting at age fourteen. He

714
00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:39,039
was out of control. But now we's sober since twenty nineteen.

715
00:36:39,199 --> 00:36:42,679
And then he quotes this is random, but he quotes

716
00:36:42,719 --> 00:36:47,639
a Neil Young song called Hey, Hey, my mind with that,

717
00:36:47,719 --> 00:36:50,400
of course, it's better to burn out than to fade away,

718
00:36:50,719 --> 00:36:53,840
a song that was about Elvis, if you remember he

719
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,239
wrote it for him. I think it's better for the

720
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:59,760
latter because Elvis died on a toilet while pinching a loaf.

721
00:37:00,159 --> 00:37:01,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I have.

722
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:05,079
Speaker 2: Faded away is preferably not on a toilet.

723
00:37:05,119 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 1: Hey, Elvis, what'd you think was gonna happen? You were

724
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,760
hollowing out French loves of bread and putting fucking bacon

725
00:37:09,800 --> 00:37:11,920
and you know, grape jelly inside of it.

726
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:13,400
Speaker 2: Well, don't forget all those pills.

727
00:37:13,639 --> 00:37:16,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, there was the pills too, Galen. What's the lifespan

728
00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:17,599
of a fruit? Flying?

729
00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:20,159
Speaker 7: Ai says it lives for about forty to fifty days

730
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:21,320
under ideal conditions.

731
00:37:21,360 --> 00:37:26,679
Speaker 1: Okay, great man, you are zero for zero. Alex Trebek

732
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:28,360
is like, how did this person get on the show?

733
00:37:28,599 --> 00:37:31,199
Speaker 2: He's dead? I think check that?

734
00:37:31,840 --> 00:37:35,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, can you check the lifespan of Alex tra back please?

735
00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,519
Speaker 2: You know his uh he lived up the street from here.

736
00:37:38,840 --> 00:37:39,079
Speaker 1: He did.

737
00:37:39,119 --> 00:37:42,039
Speaker 2: As soon as he died. His fucking wife sold all

738
00:37:42,039 --> 00:37:42,440
his ship.

739
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, a yard sale. Yeah, I mean that's

740
00:37:45,840 --> 00:37:48,280
what you gotta do. You don't want to keep that, No,

741
00:37:48,360 --> 00:37:50,280
I mean we talked about it. You need three things,

742
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:52,760
that's true, three totems.

743
00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:56,719
Speaker 2: Not when you have all that Jeopardy money, though, don't

744
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:59,039
you want to walk by some painting your husband loved?

745
00:37:59,119 --> 00:38:04,039
Speaker 1: You're like, no, I'm gonna you get more money. Yeah,

746
00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:07,000
all right, let's get to jellyfi he died, thank you,

747
00:38:07,840 --> 00:38:11,679
very sad seriously said he was one of the greats

748
00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:15,880
him and uh, you know, one of some of the

749
00:38:15,880 --> 00:38:22,280
greatest hosts him, Steve Harvey as there was number one,

750
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:26,280
it's a there was. Bob Sagat did great on America's.

751
00:38:25,800 --> 00:38:27,159
Speaker 3: Funny as some videos.

752
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:27,760
Speaker 1: He's great there.

753
00:38:27,880 --> 00:38:28,920
Speaker 6: Yeah. And then.

754
00:38:30,639 --> 00:38:33,360
Speaker 1: There are those Japanese people that yell on that xc

755
00:38:33,599 --> 00:38:34,880
X show or whatever it's called.

756
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:35,960
Speaker 3: They're great.

757
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:38,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's my amount Rashmore, let's get to the

758
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:43,599
jellyfish French. He shoves uh some jelly shit in his eye.

759
00:38:44,079 --> 00:38:47,039
Speaker 2: Well he touches the water near where a jellyfish was. Yeah,

760
00:38:47,079 --> 00:38:49,039
I do not. I don't even know what the fuck

761
00:38:49,079 --> 00:38:49,440
he's doing.

762
00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,559
Speaker 1: We didn't even see what he was doing. Like he

763
00:38:51,719 --> 00:38:54,360
was he said, I'll grab one by the head, and

764
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,840
then we didn't really see him doing any of that.

765
00:38:57,119 --> 00:38:59,840
I got an idea, fucking leave the jellyfish alone. We

766
00:39:00,639 --> 00:39:04,760
don't go grabbing them. Okay, dumb. What was SpongeBob's dog

767
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:09,320
jellyfish named Gary? But he's a snail. Gary's a snail,

768
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:12,599
that's right, My bad. No, they went there. There was

769
00:39:12,639 --> 00:39:14,880
that one episode where they went out to catch jellyfish

770
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:16,599
and they got stung. A bunch of a great show,

771
00:39:16,639 --> 00:39:21,360
all right, So how insane is it to put jellyfish

772
00:39:21,400 --> 00:39:24,079
goo in your eye? Very hard thing to do.

773
00:39:24,239 --> 00:39:26,920
Speaker 2: It's pretty dumb. That's why I'm so glad that Tessa

774
00:39:27,039 --> 00:39:28,920
kind of summed up her thoughts on the team at

775
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,239
some point. She said, Christian is so green he could

776
00:39:31,280 --> 00:39:35,159
kill kill himself or someone else. Max is so dumb

777
00:39:35,199 --> 00:39:37,639
he could accidentally kill himself. And then Nate is so

778
00:39:37,760 --> 00:39:41,000
lame and his hair is awful and he has.

779
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:45,559
Speaker 1: Bald Okay, you know, I got to remind you of this,

780
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,960
and I should, you know, heed this warning myself.

781
00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 3: But you know, the sea rats do listen to the show.

782
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:53,400
Now we have to be us.

783
00:39:53,440 --> 00:39:58,760
Speaker 2: But no, I understand that. But Nate, you had a

784
00:39:58,880 --> 00:40:01,280
nice girl named Gail and she was way the funk

785
00:40:01,360 --> 00:40:04,239
out of your league, you pig, and you decided to

786
00:40:04,639 --> 00:40:08,519
play the field more. Yeah, okay, that's understanding how young

787
00:40:08,559 --> 00:40:09,079
men work.

788
00:40:09,239 --> 00:40:11,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's the difference between me and Nathan. You know,

789
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:13,159
when I met Ceci, I was like, all right, that's

790
00:40:13,199 --> 00:40:15,840
it not going any higher than that, right.

791
00:40:15,880 --> 00:40:17,800
Speaker 2: You're a mature human being.

792
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:22,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, love love Okay, So breakfast is serve its eggs.

793
00:40:23,079 --> 00:40:25,320
Speaker 2: That thing lived two days.

794
00:40:25,599 --> 00:40:27,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, Cela v bitch.

795
00:40:29,440 --> 00:40:32,519
Speaker 1: Nathan and no, no, no breakfast is served served. One of

796
00:40:32,559 --> 00:40:37,599
the sex trafficked people on this boat with these guys

797
00:40:37,679 --> 00:40:39,800
is like eggs on eggs. That's crazy.

798
00:40:41,679 --> 00:40:43,360
Speaker 2: I think that was a charter guest Maria.

799
00:40:43,559 --> 00:40:43,760
Speaker 6: Yep.

800
00:40:44,199 --> 00:40:47,800
Speaker 1: So Nathan and Aisha are wanting the crew from last year.

801
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:51,239
As we cut to Kissy asking Frenchie if he wants

802
00:40:51,239 --> 00:40:55,159
to put vinegar in his eye to help the chilly fish.

803
00:40:55,199 --> 00:40:57,119
Don't blame you, we get little See Red History with

804
00:40:57,239 --> 00:40:59,320
tests who seems to be the most competent person on

805
00:40:59,360 --> 00:41:01,440
the boat. We've been through this, but see Red History

806
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:04,719
with Tattoo aka Christian.

807
00:41:05,000 --> 00:41:05,239
Speaker 5: Ah.

808
00:41:05,400 --> 00:41:07,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's a pretty angry son of a bitch.

809
00:41:08,039 --> 00:41:08,960
Speaker 3: Yeah he was.

810
00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:11,719
Speaker 1: He was bullied when he was a young kid. Yeah,

811
00:41:11,760 --> 00:41:15,559
so he he developed.

812
00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:16,039
Speaker 3: A tough.

813
00:41:20,920 --> 00:41:22,639
Speaker 2: Our guests arriving on time.

814
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,800
Speaker 1: I wonder with Kaylin on the ones and twos, now

815
00:41:27,840 --> 00:41:30,480
if we can get that programmed into the roadcaster so

816
00:41:30,519 --> 00:41:32,239
he can just hit the plane the plane and you

817
00:41:32,280 --> 00:41:35,639
don't have to pull up a YouTube video with an

818
00:41:35,679 --> 00:41:36,280
ad for.

819
00:41:41,519 --> 00:41:44,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll tell you my Saturdays weren't complete unless I

820
00:41:44,239 --> 00:41:46,519
was laying next to my Grammy and we were watching

821
00:41:46,559 --> 00:41:47,880
an episode of Fantasy Island.

822
00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:48,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

823
00:41:48,360 --> 00:41:52,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, the new passengers would arrive on that water plane.

824
00:41:51,760 --> 00:41:54,760
Speaker 1: And there goes that little guy the plane, the plane.

825
00:41:54,880 --> 00:41:57,880
Speaker 2: And it's so horrible for him. Yeah, but at one

826
00:41:57,920 --> 00:42:03,760
point owned a injured in Westlake Village, some bad marriages,

827
00:42:03,920 --> 00:42:10,360
some some drug issues, and then also no work for

828
00:42:10,400 --> 00:42:12,880
a solid twenty years because he was such a little asshole.

829
00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,719
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I know you can get a really

830
00:42:14,719 --> 00:42:16,880
big head when you're a little person who was a

831
00:42:16,920 --> 00:42:17,480
little head.

832
00:42:17,599 --> 00:42:21,119
Speaker 2: And yeah, he took out that head with a gunshot

833
00:42:21,159 --> 00:42:23,480
wound over in Van Eye's apartment.

834
00:42:23,559 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 3: Yeah, you call that the ego blues. Yeah, that's that's

835
00:42:28,039 --> 00:42:28,480
a bummer.

836
00:42:29,719 --> 00:42:33,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, I say that little fellow's got a case of

837
00:42:33,199 --> 00:42:37,440
the meloncholl. I think he might blow his fucking brains out.

838
00:42:38,199 --> 00:42:41,000
All right, So suicide's not funny. It's a horrible thing.

839
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:46,039
It's kind of it's not funny. But given the fact

840
00:42:46,079 --> 00:42:47,559
that he was on the show and he was this

841
00:42:47,599 --> 00:42:48,480
little guy who.

842
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:52,920
Speaker 5: Was so different, the world was his oysters interesting bigger

843
00:42:52,960 --> 00:42:59,559
than him.

844
00:42:59,760 --> 00:43:04,320
Speaker 3: Do little people have pearls inside of them? Why not?

845
00:43:06,000 --> 00:43:10,119
Speaker 1: Maybe kidney stones Nathan is laying it on Kizzie, and

846
00:43:10,400 --> 00:43:13,039
I don't know if Nathan is with Gail. This episode

847
00:43:13,119 --> 00:43:14,920
has gone completely off the rails at this point.

848
00:43:14,960 --> 00:43:19,239
Speaker 2: Okay, so they were taking a break and he self

849
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:22,559
admitted that he wanted to play the field a little

850
00:43:22,559 --> 00:43:25,760
bit more right. Yeah, and then we saw a trailer

851
00:43:25,800 --> 00:43:28,079
where later in the season she shows up and she's crying.

852
00:43:28,119 --> 00:43:29,719
But I think he's already had sex.

853
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:34,239
Speaker 1: With a blizzy uh blizzy okay dq.

854
00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 3: Okay, so she is a free spirit.

855
00:43:39,239 --> 00:43:41,119
Speaker 1: She had sex with a guy in a cult one

856
00:43:41,199 --> 00:43:42,280
time cool story.

857
00:43:42,320 --> 00:43:42,920
Speaker 3: Back to the beach.

858
00:43:43,039 --> 00:43:46,800
Speaker 1: Christian needs to get to the beach, but unfortunately he

859
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:50,199
doesn't know how anything works right. This guy couldn't figure

860
00:43:50,199 --> 00:43:53,800
out how to turn an Xbox on, let alone operate

861
00:43:53,880 --> 00:43:56,960
a fucking tender and mean either. But I'm not on

862
00:43:57,000 --> 00:43:57,320
the boat.

863
00:43:57,480 --> 00:44:00,119
Speaker 8: Yeah, you didn't agree to show up and work on

864
00:44:00,159 --> 00:44:03,679
a boat, right, So he's really late to pick up

865
00:44:03,679 --> 00:44:06,920
the crypto creeps and everybody's getting really pissed off, including

866
00:44:07,000 --> 00:44:09,119
Kermit and Frenchy, who are just like, what the fuck

867
00:44:09,199 --> 00:44:09,800
is this guy setting?

868
00:44:09,840 --> 00:44:12,400
Speaker 2: They're mocking him. I think that they find comfort in

869
00:44:12,519 --> 00:44:16,800
like having to be uncomfortably sat with right exactly.

870
00:44:17,199 --> 00:44:21,840
Speaker 1: Nathan says that Tessa is a judgmental ghost. The guy's

871
00:44:21,920 --> 00:44:24,639
just who knows if he'll be in a place where

872
00:44:24,679 --> 00:44:26,639
he can lead a group of people. It's a very

873
00:44:26,679 --> 00:44:30,840
difficult thing to do, and he's not cut out for

874
00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:33,280
I don't know how Nathan makes it through the entire season.

875
00:44:33,519 --> 00:44:37,000
Speaker 2: He is better on this, He's starting to settle in.

876
00:44:37,440 --> 00:44:39,760
To be fair to him, he did have food poisoning

877
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,840
showed up two hours before the charter. Some things went sideways.

878
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:45,800
We'll see how he settles into this, but Christian is

879
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:47,480
definitely not going to make it.

880
00:44:47,559 --> 00:44:48,440
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think so either.

881
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:51,960
Speaker 1: Let's get to dinner starter first for a bunch of

882
00:44:51,960 --> 00:45:01,519
fussy guests. Scallops cauliflower puree with grape caper, grape parsley crumb.

883
00:45:02,840 --> 00:45:09,840
Cauliflower puree is gummy and disgusting textually, but aside from that,

884
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:13,400
this is just one of these, you know, technique driven, rustic,

885
00:45:13,719 --> 00:45:17,960
clean dishes that's absolutely beautiful. And before we get to

886
00:45:18,000 --> 00:45:22,719
the next course, Christian says that he's gotten to a

887
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:23,840
cracking point a.

888
00:45:23,800 --> 00:45:24,920
Speaker 3: Couple of times today.

889
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:28,920
Speaker 1: Hey, what do you have a cracking point towards anything?

890
00:45:28,960 --> 00:45:31,039
For it? You can't make boats work, and that's the

891
00:45:31,079 --> 00:45:32,119
whole point of the job.

892
00:45:32,639 --> 00:45:36,360
Speaker 2: Bullied in Colombia as a kid. His story does not

893
00:45:36,480 --> 00:45:38,679
make any sense either. Remember he's the guy who was

894
00:45:38,719 --> 00:45:41,920
a flight He was a pilot, right and he left

895
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:44,559
being a pilot to be a.

896
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:46,119
Speaker 1: Do you think he was a drug meal?

897
00:45:47,280 --> 00:45:49,800
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, it's pretty dangerous these days. Just

898
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:54,320
drop a fucking bomb on you, you know what. Oh,

899
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,519
I got political.

900
00:45:55,559 --> 00:45:56,760
Speaker 1: I think that what are you talking about?

901
00:45:56,760 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 6: Oh?

902
00:45:56,920 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 2: I think if you're like doing uh I mean drugs here,

903
00:46:00,760 --> 00:46:02,199
we just shoot you down.

904
00:46:02,320 --> 00:46:03,239
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's right.

905
00:46:05,239 --> 00:46:06,800
Speaker 2: You know. I don't have any thoughts any other way.

906
00:46:06,840 --> 00:46:11,400
Speaker 1: I just except yeah, it's a it's this the state

907
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:13,480
of Twitter right now. I think I saw a tweet

908
00:46:13,599 --> 00:46:18,800
that it was like somebody being, you know, reasonably, like,

909
00:46:18,920 --> 00:46:20,679
what are we doing with this? This is there's no

910
00:46:20,760 --> 00:46:22,920
oversight here. It looks like we're just bombing boats in

911
00:46:22,920 --> 00:46:25,039
the middle of the ocean. And someone retweeted it and

912
00:46:25,119 --> 00:46:26,519
was like, you're gay and corny.

913
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:30,840
Speaker 2: Yeah that's pretty much us now.

914
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:33,599
Speaker 1: It's Twitter, all right. So let's get to the next

915
00:46:34,000 --> 00:46:41,000
dish Beluga, lentils, no sturgeon, and turbot, which is like

916
00:46:41,719 --> 00:46:43,360
I don't know if he's getting turbot filets.

917
00:46:43,400 --> 00:46:44,880
Speaker 3: I don't know if he's breaking down the fish.

918
00:46:44,920 --> 00:46:48,239
Speaker 1: But this is a this is a real fish, This

919
00:46:48,280 --> 00:46:53,039
is a real dish. I don't know. Again, I'm this

920
00:46:53,119 --> 00:46:55,559
is too this is too much.

921
00:46:56,519 --> 00:46:59,559
Speaker 2: Wow, not precedent.

922
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 1: Yeah.

923
00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:02,239
Speaker 2: The last time you spoke this well of a chef,

924
00:47:02,280 --> 00:47:03,440
I think it was Chef Rachel.

925
00:47:03,519 --> 00:47:05,679
Speaker 1: And of course she was losing her body, right there

926
00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:06,679
was Yeah, yeah, she was.

927
00:47:06,880 --> 00:47:11,079
Speaker 2: She made at some point an entire like eight course

928
00:47:11,119 --> 00:47:15,320
meal and then simultaneously had found a way for some

929
00:47:15,519 --> 00:47:18,920
charter guests that had her mouth wired shut to drink

930
00:47:18,960 --> 00:47:20,639
those courses through a stroke.

931
00:47:20,760 --> 00:47:26,199
Speaker 1: Right, and and to quote Kamala, do not come because

932
00:47:26,239 --> 00:47:31,559
your jaw is wired shut though, right, So do not come.

933
00:47:35,679 --> 00:47:36,599
Speaker 3: This food is shut.

934
00:47:36,719 --> 00:47:38,760
Speaker 1: Like I'm not gonna say it's chef's table food, but

935
00:47:38,840 --> 00:47:41,079
it's close and I don't want it on below deck.

936
00:47:41,239 --> 00:47:41,519
Speaker 5: Wow.

937
00:47:41,800 --> 00:47:44,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, good for you, Josh, Josh chime in let

938
00:47:44,679 --> 00:47:46,800
us know what And I'm sorry to say that, but

939
00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:49,280
but it's it's a backhanded compliment.

940
00:47:49,760 --> 00:47:52,559
Speaker 3: You're too good. I want you off the show and strikes.

941
00:47:52,599 --> 00:47:56,679
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah. So Christina and Max are or Christian

942
00:47:56,679 --> 00:47:58,559
and Max are going to fight. This is when Nate goes,

943
00:47:58,679 --> 00:48:01,960
I can't wait, that's insane. And then Kizzy gets a

944
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,000
text from a guy named Tommy.

945
00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he says, Hey, I'm head at a club.

946
00:48:06,199 --> 00:48:08,360
Do you want to ft now, Old Patty, I don't

947
00:48:08,440 --> 00:48:10,679
understand these I thought it was fuck tonight.

948
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:14,480
Speaker 3: Oh well, Kaylin's a gen z or Kaylen what?

949
00:48:15,800 --> 00:48:16,599
Speaker 1: I have no idea.

950
00:48:16,679 --> 00:48:17,920
Speaker 2: I think it means time.

951
00:48:18,440 --> 00:48:19,159
Speaker 3: Oh FaceTime?

952
00:48:19,239 --> 00:48:24,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, so I'm not fuck time. It's FaceTime right, all right?

953
00:48:24,519 --> 00:48:27,239
So the exterior heads into the galley while the chef

954
00:48:27,360 --> 00:48:29,960
is working, right, the chef is trying to clean the galley,

955
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:32,559
and then these fucking bozos come in and they go, yeah,

956
00:48:32,599 --> 00:48:34,960
I fucking had sex when I was thirteen. Two do

957
00:48:34,960 --> 00:48:39,079
you guys get out of here? Work Christian. That's when

958
00:48:39,159 --> 00:48:41,239
Christian comes in and says that because he was a

959
00:48:41,280 --> 00:48:44,960
late bloomer and didn't have any girlfriends, he invented a

960
00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:49,559
girl that he told everybody about. Listen, kids do the

961
00:48:49,639 --> 00:48:54,039
darnedest things, right, I told kids when I was a five,

962
00:48:54,679 --> 00:48:57,559
When I was like in kindergartener, first grade, I think

963
00:48:57,559 --> 00:48:59,400
I was struggling socially a little bit, or I just

964
00:48:59,440 --> 00:49:01,840
felt like long eying that we had this two story

965
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:05,400
action figure in our backyard that was twenty feet tall

966
00:49:05,519 --> 00:49:07,400
and it was filled with candy. I just said that

967
00:49:07,480 --> 00:49:10,679
there was a giant action figure in our backyard that

968
00:49:10,719 --> 00:49:11,519
was filled with candy.

969
00:49:12,440 --> 00:49:13,400
Speaker 2: That's pretty elaborate.

970
00:49:13,639 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 1: It is.

971
00:49:14,119 --> 00:49:16,400
Speaker 2: In the seventh grade, I had two of my bodies.

972
00:49:16,480 --> 00:49:19,320
They already had pubic hair, and I said I have

973
00:49:19,440 --> 00:49:20,719
it too, and they said.

974
00:49:20,639 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 1: Prove it right, right, And you were like, I'm so stressed.

975
00:49:24,159 --> 00:49:26,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to teach my kids. You don't have

976
00:49:26,800 --> 00:49:27,119
to worry.

977
00:49:27,199 --> 00:49:27,519
Speaker 1: No.

978
00:49:27,639 --> 00:49:31,239
Speaker 2: No, they made me go in the bathroom and cut

979
00:49:31,440 --> 00:49:34,599
some hairs as proof to then show them.

980
00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:36,000
Speaker 3: You just cut it off the top of your heat.

981
00:49:36,079 --> 00:49:36,960
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I did.

982
00:49:37,039 --> 00:49:41,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, shame on or jokes on you idiots. But really

983
00:49:41,119 --> 00:49:46,000
quickly the way that he admits this quote unquote admits this.

984
00:49:46,440 --> 00:49:47,519
Speaker 3: With no like.

985
00:49:50,360 --> 00:49:54,840
Speaker 1: Recognition of oh I was a kid, or you know,

986
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:59,199
this was kind of sad. He just kind of purges it.

987
00:49:59,320 --> 00:50:02,400
He's a weird guy. Yeah, weird guy.

988
00:50:02,480 --> 00:50:03,440
Speaker 2: He's a good looking guy.

989
00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:07,920
Speaker 1: Asha and the Cuban put out the jams. Very cute moment.

990
00:50:08,239 --> 00:50:12,440
I love Asha and Christian is Uplate watching crypto videos

991
00:50:12,480 --> 00:50:14,360
while he's supposed to be working now he has one

992
00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:18,400
thing to do, maybe two right right down the digits,

993
00:50:18,639 --> 00:50:21,639
you know, every so often and the clean clean the

994
00:50:21,719 --> 00:50:23,679
ropes and stuff, and he does not do it because

995
00:50:23,719 --> 00:50:26,519
he's watching Crypto and or Orca fishing videos.

996
00:50:26,639 --> 00:50:30,559
Speaker 2: He's he's watching Da Vinci videos. Yes, he's like, hey, man,

997
00:50:30,639 --> 00:50:33,760
I think this guy, uh, this guy knows some stuff.

998
00:50:33,920 --> 00:50:37,039
Speaker 1: Well. The Cuban and Jizzy find a shit stain on

999
00:50:37,119 --> 00:50:37,920
a toilet and.

1000
00:50:37,880 --> 00:50:39,159
Speaker 3: Have to clean that up again.

1001
00:50:40,440 --> 00:50:44,119
Speaker 1: If I was a guest on a boat I left

1002
00:50:44,119 --> 00:50:45,480
a skid mark behind.

1003
00:50:45,320 --> 00:50:48,039
Speaker 2: I would take care of that. That speaks volumes of people.

1004
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:50,840
I think it's pretty gross.

1005
00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:56,119
Speaker 1: It is so crazy to me to not be concerned

1006
00:50:56,440 --> 00:51:01,360
with what these people will think of you seeing your

1007
00:51:01,400 --> 00:51:05,280
fucking shit marks on the toilet pole, or like, are

1008
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,280
you not aware or do you think they're so poor

1009
00:51:07,320 --> 00:51:09,559
and disgusting that you don't care. It's it's like really

1010
00:51:09,599 --> 00:51:12,039
insane to me. We get to the docking and I

1011
00:51:12,119 --> 00:51:14,719
was worried about these kids doing this, and that was

1012
00:51:15,000 --> 00:51:19,239
a valid concern because this is one of the worst

1013
00:51:19,320 --> 00:51:22,039
dockings we've seen in some time. We've got frenchyet and

1014
00:51:22,159 --> 00:51:25,159
tattoo screaming at each other in the back of the bell.

1015
00:51:25,199 --> 00:51:26,800
Speaker 2: Also, Tessa isn't helping out either.

1016
00:51:26,920 --> 00:51:31,679
Speaker 1: Tessa is a judgmental ghost. Nathan hands her the big

1017
00:51:31,719 --> 00:51:33,480
thing with all the buttons and she says, I don't

1018
00:51:33,480 --> 00:51:36,760
know what these buttons do. And then they're figuring all

1019
00:51:36,800 --> 00:51:37,760
of this out on the fly.

1020
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:39,679
Speaker 3: He says, throw the rope. She says, it's too far.

1021
00:51:39,719 --> 00:51:44,119
Speaker 1: I can't do it. This is a multi million dollar yacht.

1022
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:45,960
Pulling into a dock.

1023
00:51:45,880 --> 00:51:49,559
Speaker 2: Also can kill you. Imagine if your flight crew, you're

1024
00:51:49,599 --> 00:51:52,119
going home for Christmas to see the family, and you're like, oh,

1025
00:51:52,159 --> 00:51:53,800
you guys are filming a show. What's it called. It's

1026
00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:57,199
called a blow flight? Like, how long have you been

1027
00:51:57,639 --> 00:52:02,000
a pilot? Oh well, I want to be on OnlyFans

1028
00:52:02,280 --> 00:52:05,719
shoving dillos up my ass. So no experience, but they

1029
00:52:05,800 --> 00:52:06,199
hired me.

1030
00:52:06,519 --> 00:52:10,760
Speaker 1: Yeah shit, yeah, yeah yeah. And it's a little slower

1031
00:52:10,800 --> 00:52:13,880
moving right, and you know you can jump in the

1032
00:52:13,880 --> 00:52:17,199
water and be okay. Planes a little bit.

1033
00:52:17,079 --> 00:52:20,360
Speaker 2: Trickier, Dylan, there have been two yachts that went on

1034
00:52:20,400 --> 00:52:22,119
their side and killed a bunch of people.

1035
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:22,519
Speaker 6: Year.

1036
00:52:22,599 --> 00:52:25,000
Speaker 1: No, I know, it's really dangerous. But again, like, imagine

1037
00:52:25,039 --> 00:52:27,480
if you're You're on a Southwest flight and you talk

1038
00:52:27,559 --> 00:52:29,320
to the captain. You're like, how long have you been flying?

1039
00:52:29,320 --> 00:52:31,400
And they say, oh, well, I was working one of

1040
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:34,280
those uh water gun games at a carnival last week.

1041
00:52:34,320 --> 00:52:36,920
But I want to be on only fans, so welcome aboard.

1042
00:52:37,000 --> 00:52:40,719
Like that's not okay, And this isn't okay either. It's

1043
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:45,679
like so crazy. We the the crypto creeps are on

1044
00:52:45,719 --> 00:52:48,519
the back of the boat saying I'm invested in this

1045
00:52:48,559 --> 00:52:51,119
without return on it, without any ROI.

1046
00:52:51,360 --> 00:52:52,440
Speaker 3: And and and.

1047
00:52:52,360 --> 00:52:56,559
Speaker 1: So, so shut the fuck up. Okay, God damn it.

1048
00:52:56,679 --> 00:52:57,480
Speaker 2: Enjoy your vacation.

1049
00:52:57,679 --> 00:53:02,159
Speaker 1: No one cares about your fucking scams. Christian and Frenchy

1050
00:53:02,639 --> 00:53:05,599
are fighting over the lines and Nathan has a little

1051
00:53:05,639 --> 00:53:11,320
impromptu performance review with Christian in their cabin, which is

1052
00:53:11,320 --> 00:53:13,760
not the way to do this now, okay, But it was.

1053
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:16,239
Speaker 2: The omission by Christian admitting that he'd been up all

1054
00:53:16,320 --> 00:53:18,599
night watching videos, and it's like, oh, so you didn't

1055
00:53:18,599 --> 00:53:20,800
have time to do all this? Yeah, yeah, I thought

1056
00:53:20,840 --> 00:53:24,519
that was completely appropriate. Really yeah, Or he could have

1057
00:53:24,800 --> 00:53:28,280
just kept it close to the you know, and then

1058
00:53:28,440 --> 00:53:30,400
reported that to Sandy, which I think he will do

1059
00:53:30,440 --> 00:53:31,320
in the next episode.

1060
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:35,320
Speaker 1: Well, we'll see we end with a massive tip.

1061
00:53:36,000 --> 00:53:39,320
Speaker 2: Wow, you know what. I did not like the crypto creeps,

1062
00:53:39,360 --> 00:53:41,440
but maybe they weren't so bad. After all, they weren't

1063
00:53:41,440 --> 00:53:43,920
even really that bad. We're just if they had just said.

1064
00:53:43,840 --> 00:53:46,679
Speaker 1: They weren't bad to them, they're just shitty people.

1065
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:50,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were just braggadocious and trying to put something

1066
00:53:50,320 --> 00:53:53,039
out there that who they're not. Yeah, we'll see in

1067
00:53:53,079 --> 00:53:55,400
a couple of years, you'll be in a poorhouse.

1068
00:53:55,440 --> 00:53:55,679
Speaker 6: I think.

1069
00:53:55,920 --> 00:53:59,519
Speaker 2: Yeah, well we Bob GUCCIONI was worth like four hundred

1070
00:53:59,519 --> 00:54:00,880
million dollars in nineteen eighty.

1071
00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:02,000
Speaker 3: Look at Bob GUCCIONI.

1072
00:54:02,079 --> 00:54:04,159
Speaker 2: Oh, well he's dead, but he ended up in like

1073
00:54:04,280 --> 00:54:07,199
a one bedroom shitty house in Michigan.

1074
00:54:07,960 --> 00:54:11,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, nothing wrong with that. Uh, get in the comments.

1075
00:54:11,440 --> 00:54:13,000
Let us know what we thought about the episode. Sorry

1076
00:54:13,039 --> 00:54:15,679
about the episode. I feel like this was uh.

1077
00:54:15,159 --> 00:54:18,960
Speaker 2: Hold on, we asked Kaitlin, because he listens, he's not

1078
00:54:19,159 --> 00:54:22,000
he's not, Caitlyn, what'd you think about our recap of this? Honest?

1079
00:54:22,039 --> 00:54:22,840
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it.

1080
00:54:22,960 --> 00:54:23,880
Speaker 2: Oh he didn't like it.

1081
00:54:24,119 --> 00:54:26,800
Speaker 1: I know that's what he like. Throwing to him is useless.

1082
00:54:26,800 --> 00:54:27,920
He's never Oh he's honest.

1083
00:54:27,960 --> 00:54:31,800
Speaker 2: He'll like he'll have like a higher tone, like I

1084
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:33,679
thought it was great right right when he was like

1085
00:54:33,800 --> 00:54:34,599
it was good, you.

1086
00:54:34,559 --> 00:54:36,199
Speaker 3: Know, yeah, that means it wasn't really good.

1087
00:54:36,360 --> 00:54:40,519
Speaker 1: Right. Shit did I say?

1088
00:54:40,519 --> 00:54:42,480
Speaker 3: Man dingo and this ad this podcast?

1089
00:54:42,840 --> 00:54:48,760
Speaker 1: Shit? Okay, all right, well let it fly. Let us

1090
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:52,599
have it five stars or one. Join us the patreon

1091
00:54:52,599 --> 00:54:56,360
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1092
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1093
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Speaker 3: We love you guys very much. I'm dealing saying goodbye,

1094
00:55:00,079 --> 00:55:01,719
kill and say goodbye. I had pat