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<v Speaker 1>Before we get to your list. I was talking to

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<v Speaker 1>somebody that works here and I said, you know, on

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<v Speaker 1>an application, I said, maybe you should put I'm a

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<v Speaker 1>part time ninja. Like, what would that? Well, that can't

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<v Speaker 1>hurt well, I mean how could they. First of all,

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<v Speaker 1>they can't.

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<v Speaker 2>Prove that it's not you're not a part time ninja.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you do this or if you would, or

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<v Speaker 1>like a period of your time to wear training it

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<v Speaker 1>to be a ninja? Like, you know, why didn't you

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<v Speaker 1>work between twenty ten and twenty fourteen. I was training

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<v Speaker 1>to be a ninja.

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<v Speaker 2>And the discipline it taught me will make me the

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<v Speaker 2>best employee I've ever had. So go ahead and knock it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, it'll be thanking me in a couple of

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<v Speaker 2>weeks and make up some sort of monk at the

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<v Speaker 2>top of a mountains.

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<v Speaker 1>Some Shamalamala Shaman Shaman Shaman La shaman La Malama Shamalama.

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<v Speaker 2>How many good movies has he made? Actually? Like two? Two?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we're going to see. Wait a minute, the newest

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<v Speaker 1>one did pretty well. But I don't know why people

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<v Speaker 1>keep giving him one hundred million dollars to make. But

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<v Speaker 1>I know because every like twelve time he's onto something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>Well we're going. We can't wait to go see the

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<v Speaker 1>one this weekend with the Tom Hanks.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I saw the commercials. Yeah, Robert zemeckis Robin right, Jenny.

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<v Speaker 2>Yet it's the same crew that made Forrest Gump. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>this is gonna be good. Jackie's gonna cry through the

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<v Speaker 2>whole thing. I can guarantee you. M M all right.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you got there, Bud? It's a list. Of course,

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<v Speaker 2>it has something to do with dating, hence the dating

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<v Speaker 2>game theme. I love. Some of these are funny, some

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<v Speaker 2>are well, they'll warm your hearts, Tony even yours really

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<v Speaker 2>now that it's available again for warming, They found out

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<v Speaker 2>I had one. Yeah, people were shocked. People share the

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<v Speaker 2>most random way they fell for someone. Yeah. So the

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<v Speaker 2>story is about how they met. Oh, let's do it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's off a BuzzFeed. I was at a festival, my

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<v Speaker 2>boyfriend was at a bar with his friends. We ended

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<v Speaker 2>up meeting in the hospital because I broke my arm

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<v Speaker 2>and he broke his leg. That's fate right there.

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<v Speaker 1>That's movie stuff. How did y'all meet? It's so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I met my boyfriend because he used to deliver me pizzas.

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<v Speaker 2>One day, he told me he was fascinated with my

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<v Speaker 2>last name, a pretty rare one, because he used to

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<v Speaker 2>be friends with the guy with that same last name.

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<v Speaker 2>Turns out that guy as my brother. Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 2>turns up. My mom has loads of picks of my

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<v Speaker 2>boyfriend and my brother playing together as toddler's and bathing together.

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<v Speaker 2>What I added That boyfriend moved away when he was twelve.

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<v Speaker 2>I moved to the same place when I was twenty one.

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<v Speaker 2>Been together for two years. Now, Oh that's cool. Now

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<v Speaker 2>I want to know what the last name was.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, come on, damn it, I know. Oh, there's

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<v Speaker 1>people listening, going why can't that happen to me? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>people share how they met. I nearly ran him over

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<v Speaker 1>in a seven to eleven parking lot. Uh, probably exchanged

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<v Speaker 1>information and then saliva, dude, that that relationship will last forever.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, calling it now.

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<v Speaker 2>You can go from being so mad at someone you

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<v Speaker 2>converse to will you marry me? Yeah? I mean for it.

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<v Speaker 2>We met in a grocery store fighting over the last avocado.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, Oh, I don't get avoca. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>get avocados. I don't either, and don't get it. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't get it.

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<v Speaker 2>Denny Crumb loved avocados on his fried bloney sandwich. I

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<v Speaker 2>think they're tasteless.

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<v Speaker 1>I just don't see the I don't get the they're fastening,

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<v Speaker 1>they're fattening for they're good fat. I'd rather have sour

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<v Speaker 1>cream than avocado, right. And then I've seen these people

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<v Speaker 1>that get those bowls at those places and they do

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<v Speaker 1>like a giant scoop of avocado.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm like, it'll turn brown in about six minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's gross. I'm not doing it, dude. I was

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<v Speaker 2>rollerblading and this guy was jogging. He kept up with

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<v Speaker 2>me for over three miles just to talk and get

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<v Speaker 2>to know me. I was so impressed that I said

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<v Speaker 2>yes when he asked me for a date.

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<v Speaker 1>That now, cause chasing you, Yeah, now, that could not happen.

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<v Speaker 1>Girls would be crying and calling the cops. If somebody would,

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<v Speaker 1>would they call that stalking or you're a creeper.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly? You did what well? I jogged at her. She

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<v Speaker 2>was she was trying to get away from me, and

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<v Speaker 2>I was run as fast as I could, so I

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<v Speaker 2>keep talking to her. Yeah, my husband and I met

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<v Speaker 2>working at a retail store. We started talking while we

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<v Speaker 2>watched a guy get tased shoplifter. Hey, back when you

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<v Speaker 2>could tase a shoplifter? Right, what are you doing later?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Now in California, it's like, is that

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<v Speaker 2>worth nine hundred dollars? Okay, go, you can keep it.

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<v Speaker 2>People don't realize, man.

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<v Speaker 1>Some of the some of the biggest best pickup lines

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<v Speaker 1>are like, Hey, I want to do something.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got a famous one that works, but you can't

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<v Speaker 2>tell it on the air. Worked about fifty time. No,

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<v Speaker 2>and that's not bad. Hey the time, Yeah, worked every time.

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<v Speaker 2>The ways people met My ex and I met while

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<v Speaker 2>we were on dates with differferent people. She was obviously

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<v Speaker 2>not into the guy she was with, very much a

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<v Speaker 2>works and finance type of guy who was super intense,

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<v Speaker 2>and I didn't have much chemistry with my date. Her

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<v Speaker 2>guy got up to go to the bathroom. I was

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<v Speaker 2>at the bar ordering another round for my date. She

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<v Speaker 2>let a long sigh and rubbed her temples. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>not having fun either. She said no, and I feel

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<v Speaker 2>like you could do way better. Then we exchanged Instagram

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<v Speaker 2>handles and met up at a place a week later,

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<v Speaker 2>dated four years and parted amicably. Good for them. Good

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<v Speaker 2>for them. I mean, he says, I still hold her

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<v Speaker 2>in high regard. We just didn't end up having the

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<v Speaker 2>same long term goals.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, people change again. I was having a conversation

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<v Speaker 1>with somebody that was in the process of trying to

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<v Speaker 1>save their marriage, and I was, guy, it's a miracle

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<v Speaker 1>anybody stays married. I mean, it's just in these today's

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<v Speaker 1>in today's world, because everyone's all about each other. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>sorry themselves. They're not each other.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, right and no.

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<v Speaker 1>And what we say it is eighty five percent of

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<v Speaker 1>dirses are initiated by the woman. They're tired, they're not

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<v Speaker 1>They're like, I ain't gonta do this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm out. I don't need no man. That's why they.

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<v Speaker 1>We were talking about military with our buddy the other

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<v Speaker 1>day and he was telling John, you know, here's the deal.

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<v Speaker 1>You're married to somebody in the military. That's why you

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<v Speaker 1>see a lot of divorces in nine years and like whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>eleven months, because this apparently it's like ten years in

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<v Speaker 1>a day. She gets half your retirement. Oh okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>if you're in the if you're married, you're in the military.

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<v Speaker 1>Ten years in a day. At that point when when

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<v Speaker 1>you all get divorced, she gets half your military paid.

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<v Speaker 2>So if you're not really really still in love with

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<v Speaker 2>her or him, yeah, do the push the button. Ooh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's evil. This has got to be an old timy thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I was sixteen looking up my bedroom window and there

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<v Speaker 2>was a girl in our backyard stealing blackberries from our bush.

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<v Speaker 2>I ran down the stairs, intending to angrily confront her,

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<v Speaker 2>but as I stepped outside, I realized she's kind of cute,

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<v Speaker 2>So instead of yelling at her, I asked her if

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<v Speaker 2>she wanted me to get another bag and maybe we

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<v Speaker 2>could pick blackberries together. She was horrified, of course, but

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<v Speaker 2>I was super friendly. We chatted one on a few days.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't gonna last because I don't want a long

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<v Speaker 2>term relationship with a thief. Ah.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have delivered a different line, Hey, why are

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<v Speaker 1>you picking up my bush?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, Dwight.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not your bush. Well it must be old timey. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta do it in dumb guy voice. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>girls like dumb guys. He's gonna go, hey, hey, why

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<v Speaker 1>are you picking up my bush?

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<v Speaker 2>Those berries? Mine? Me bush, me bush. Berry's mine Berry

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<v Speaker 2>me Bush Berry. You put Berry's back. Barry's my bush too.

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<v Speaker 2>Two of my frat brothers were fighting physically over a girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Most of the other guys were trying to pull them apart.

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<v Speaker 2>Nobody was making sure she was okay, right. I took

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<v Speaker 2>her for a walk while they cooled off. We dated

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<v Speaker 2>for eighteen months, and then she cheated on me. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I did that attack every once in a while when the

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<v Speaker 1>bar fight would start. You'd seek out the woman. I

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<v Speaker 1>did the girls like horrified, got her drink in her hand.

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<v Speaker 1>I would go, here, are you okay, Tony the great

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<v Speaker 1>comforter right, like everyone else is fighting, and I'm like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>are you okay? And then came the line that we

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<v Speaker 1>just talked about.

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<v Speaker 2>And then most of the time you went, you know, okay, okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Or why not? Where did my girlfriend go?

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<v Speaker 1>Benetti's not here either, be back in a few Minutesti's

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<v Speaker 1>not here either. The other day that yeah, so Jackie

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<v Speaker 1>or Maggie met somebody and she was like, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>her mom said uh she uh, Tony, Uh, your dad

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<v Speaker 1>stole my mom from her prom dad?

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<v Speaker 2>What was his name?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>My grandma had a heart attack. But then hooked me

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<v Speaker 2>up with her paramedics right into the hospital. He's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of cute. He's got a job. You want to meet

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<v Speaker 2>my granddaughter, He's got a job. Yeah, it's fantastic. The

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<v Speaker 2>way people met my college boyfriend, this is weird. I

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<v Speaker 2>was so drunk I thought he was a chair.

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<v Speaker 1>What hey, you're not a chair after all? Yeah, you almost.

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<v Speaker 1>If you meet at a bar. Jackie and I met

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<v Speaker 1>in a bar, somebody brought up We did too. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>somebody brought her to meet me specifically, and I blew

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<v Speaker 1>her off, pissed her off.

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<v Speaker 2>I went by, I went, yeah, it's good to see you,

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<v Speaker 2>walked right by her. How would she have reacted if

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<v Speaker 2>you give her the line, Oh, I don't know, punch

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<v Speaker 2>you in the face probably, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, Jackie's mean is a snake watch out. But I

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<v Speaker 1>walked right pat her on the shoulder. I did the

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<v Speaker 1>twenty ven neety pat on the shoulder thing. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>good for you. Good things to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Thanks. People places at a haunted house. Someone scared me,

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<v Speaker 2>and instinctively I just held the hand closest to me

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<v Speaker 2>and he didn't let go. Oh that's a good one,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't that good? Is a good one? I mean that's

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<v Speaker 2>a good thing right there. Yeah, that is for sure.

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<v Speaker 2>This is so today named my router one broke guy,

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<v Speaker 2>after I saw my neighbor had one name, two broke chicks.

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<v Speaker 2>Then we met in an elevator.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh boy, hang on, I threw up in my mouth

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<v Speaker 1>a little bit. You got another one who gets this

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<v Speaker 1>taste out?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, how people met? I'll do this from her perspective.

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<v Speaker 2>At a cafe and lisbon, she was the barista, she

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<v Speaker 2>Sucks for you. If it's not the case. Hey, I

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<v Speaker 2>heard that. Oh man, sorry. She smiled and did the

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<v Speaker 2>in sign language and came back in two days. We've

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<v Speaker 1>Oh damn, damn, yeah, damn, crash course in sign language

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<v Speaker 1>and went and picked her up.

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<v Speaker 2>That's good. Isn't that awesome? That is good and they've

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<v Speaker 1>It's true, though, guys do that with the puppies and

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<v Speaker 2>God, don't do it with a baby, because then she's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing everything. Girlfriends and I were put on a

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<v Speaker 1>That's the situation where I always tell people like a

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<v Speaker 2>tracks at midnight. Is that a country song? It is?

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<v Speaker 2>And you got to stay away from train tracks. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>We were each walking to opposite platforms. I was hysterically

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<v Speaker 2>him my number and we went to our platforms. As

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<v Speaker 2>Four eight jigs niner dash who he missed his train

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<v Speaker 2>to come back and get the correct number. We only

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<v Speaker 2>dated for a little while, but we're still good friends.

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<v Speaker 2>before this thing this wears off. I got about two

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<v Speaker 2>days of breakup, crying, cry and break up girl. This

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<v Speaker 1>She's vulnerable right now, no kidding. You didn't have to

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<v Speaker 2>a water slide. What? I hit her in the face

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<v Speaker 2>with my knee on a water slide. I guess they

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<v Speaker 2>were sharing a tube or something. You are you a

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<v Speaker 2>water slide guy? Yeah? I like him. I don't like

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<v Speaker 2>when the water slides are covered, you know, where you're

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<v Speaker 1>Breathe, even though it's really it's safer. But I got

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<v Speaker 1>to tell you some of them you get you. It's

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really going fast here. Yeah, I'm like, and where's

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<v Speaker 1>the end of this thing? I like those real tall

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<v Speaker 1>ones up your arms at your side and you're on

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<v Speaker 1>your back. Yeah, and you figure our stuff kind of

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<v Speaker 1>pretty cool. I jumped off. We went to the Blue

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<v Speaker 1>Hole in I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Jamaica.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a place called the Blue Hole in Jamaica and

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<v Speaker 1>it gets down to a certain level of the mountain,

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<v Speaker 1>it's all pure clean water. You can drink it right

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<v Speaker 1>out of there. So you jump into this water almost drowned.

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<v Speaker 1>They were like, hey, jump into this like a water

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<v Speaker 1>slide deal. And then you land in this giant pool

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<v Speaker 1>of clean water. It's freezing cold, and you end up

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<v Speaker 1>twenty feet under the water. Like, what the hell, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>it's a Jamaica guy gonna jump in and save me.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why they call it the blue Hole. Yeah, no, kidding,

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<v Speaker 2>got to revive you. Yeah. I was in my Beastie

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<v Speaker 2>Boys era, so chain on the pants check said chain.

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<v Speaker 2>Then got stuck in a veranda between two floor. It

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<v Speaker 2>happened while I was seated, so I couldn't even rip

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<v Speaker 2>myself free. I had to flag down a random guy

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<v Speaker 2>who thought it was hilarious freed me, and then we

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<v Speaker 2>How'd you meet now? She was being an idiot and

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<v Speaker 2>I saved her. Mm hmm. We met when I accidentally

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<v Speaker 2>sent a text meant for my mom to complete or

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<v Speaker 2>to a complete stranger. Instead of being weirded out by

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<v Speaker 2>my grocery list, they replied with better snack suggestions. And

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<v Speaker 2>that's how we ended up on our first date.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that happened ten years ago. But today people

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<v Speaker 1>are just like, hey, man, don't answer my text?

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<v Speaker 2>Who are you doing?

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<v Speaker 1>And if you man, if you, if your dating life

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<v Speaker 1>is so sad that you were like, maybe this guy

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<v Speaker 1>that corrected my laundry list could be a dude that

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<v Speaker 1>I could date. That's right, that's the first thing that

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<v Speaker 2>Got some heart healthy suggestions.

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<v Speaker 1>Here, we gotta work und you're dating the guy that

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<v Speaker 1>accidentally you texted.

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<v Speaker 2>We met on an alcohol poisoning call. She's a medic,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a cop, married for twenty years. Nice. That happens

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<v Speaker 2>a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Nurses and cops are teachers and cops mm hmm, all

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<v Speaker 1>right because they just they sort of have this well,

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<v Speaker 2>No, yeah, no doubt. And finally we met in the

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<v Speaker 2>same tilted world cab. She threw up on me. It's

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<v Speaker 2>been bliss ever since. Oh boy, deal breaker for me.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think so. Oh the way people met.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh that's h that's nice. All right, old guyer Air

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<v Speaker 1>two four four ninety nine. You're not paying attention. I've

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<v Speaker 1>been telling you for weeks. This is gonna be a

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<v Speaker 1>La Nina season for winter here in Kentucky. I mean's

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna be really, really bad. A lot of snow

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<v Speaker 1>all the time. It's gonna be cold. You want to

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<v Speaker 1>make sure your furnace is running properly. You don't want

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<v Speaker 1>to mess with this in the middle of the ear.

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<v Speaker 1>You could really live without, obviously the air conditioner. It's

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<v Speaker 1>just gonna be hot. In the cold, you cannot You

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<v Speaker 1>actually can freeze to death. So let's call Algeyer Air

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<v Speaker 1>two four Ford ninety nine ninety nine two four four

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<v Speaker 1>ninety nine ninety.

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<v Speaker 2>Nine or Louisville Air dot com.

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<v Speaker 1>They're also plumbers, all right, Back after this, take a

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<v Speaker 1>short break, come back with Reeling in the Years. Monday edition.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm flying filing flying solo today on news Radio eight

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<v Speaker 1>forty WA. Chance uh I think we did win on Friday.

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<v Speaker 2>Hope I don't choose the same year. What are the

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<v Speaker 2>odds of that pretty good.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well being ready, Yeah, I'm ready.

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<v Speaker 2>All these songs I'm about to play for you were

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<v Speaker 2>top twenty hits back in the day. Let's fade down,

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<v Speaker 2>mister Steely Dan roight there and fade up pottymouth parade

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<v Speaker 2>person Cindy Lauper.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, she called the sound guy an f an

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<v Speaker 1>idiot in front of like a thousand kids.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna turn up your mid range badge. I was

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<v Speaker 2>kind of like this song. I really liked it.

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<v Speaker 1>She had a string there of about five or six

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<v Speaker 1>songs that were just really good and fun.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all you need.

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<v Speaker 1>Trying to get to the chorus. Absolutely right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>What's last time he wrote a hit song? Thirty five

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<v Speaker 1>years ago?

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<v Speaker 2>Her album was produced by the guys that were in Hooters.

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<v Speaker 2>What they had and we danced a couple other hits.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, they weren't eating chicken wings. Maybe they were.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh, it's obviously the early eighties, maybe eighty three, eighty four.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, let's go on to Elton John Now a little

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<v Speaker 2>resurgeons after he had some throat issues. Ironically, who wears

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<v Speaker 2>these shoes? I don't recall this song? Remember we had

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<v Speaker 2>Davey Johnstone on the show, his longtime guitarist, and we

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<v Speaker 2>asked him about the movie about Elton John and if

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<v Speaker 2>he was in, and he's like, you'd have to ask

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<v Speaker 2>Elton that. Yeah, I don't think it was too happy.

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<v Speaker 2>You know you're on because you worked with Elton John. Ye, right,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never heard this song born in my life. It

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<v Speaker 1>sounds like his voice was a lot of synthesized a

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<v Speaker 1>lot there, yeah, a little bit. Ye never heard this

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<v Speaker 1>song in my life. Just now today, there we go.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go on to a solo song from Dennis d.

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<v Speaker 2>Young Desert Moon.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, You're killing me. This is eighty three or eighty four.

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<v Speaker 1>At least it's got a feeling. It's got that eighty

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<v Speaker 1>three eighty four feeling to it because it hasn't the

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<v Speaker 1>hard rock thing have not taken off yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Hair bands. I know. He was also on the show

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<v Speaker 2>today that I wasn't here.

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<v Speaker 1>I listened to I don't know why. I popped on

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<v Speaker 1>my headphones and the tim listen to Every Rose has

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<v Speaker 1>It's Thorn by Poison and thought, this is the dumbest

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<v Speaker 1>song like lyrically wise, I've ever heard David Bowie eighty three.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm on eighty three maybe eighty two? Is this the one?

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<v Speaker 1>Where was it a dance? What is the red red shoes?

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<v Speaker 1>Red shoes?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? Yeah, what was that song? This isn't that one though? Right? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I made Yeah, I'm eighty two eighty three. Yeah, it's okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>A couple more to hit you with. Sheena Easton Strutt

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<v Speaker 2>m It's eighty three eighty four. Music was still fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, little horn section going on, it's eighty three or

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<v Speaker 1>eighty four? I'm strong on eighty three right now. Prince

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<v Speaker 1>got a hold of her and ruined her.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought he helped her. Oh so well.

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<v Speaker 1>She was never the same after spending the night what

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<v Speaker 1>does he call his place? Paisley Park? She spent the

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<v Speaker 1>weekend at Paisley's Park. She walked out of there a

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<v Speaker 2>He did sugar walls after that. Yeah, I don't get it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get what that means. She was. She was

420
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<v Speaker 2>restless waiting for her man on the whatever train? What

421
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<v Speaker 2>was her hit? Oh? That was oh midnight train, wasn't She.

422
00:21:31.440 --> 00:21:33.799
<v Speaker 1>Was like her She was waiting for her bow to

423
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<v Speaker 1>come back from work on the train and then met

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<v Speaker 1>Prince and then.

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<v Speaker 2>She wrote you know or he rode sugar Walls. He

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<v Speaker 2>was like, well what happened? Okay, I gotta play that one.

427
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<v Speaker 2>That's morning Morning Train. So let's let's get that Babby

428
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<v Speaker 2>catches Morning Train.

429
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<v Speaker 1>He worked from nine to five and then right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see here. Of course you're gonna give me a YouTube,

431
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<v Speaker 2>so gus, I've asked you many times and hopefully you'll

432
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<v Speaker 2>get me an account here so I don't have to

433
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<v Speaker 2>wait through these hands to the Although it is for

434
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<v Speaker 2>josh Wine, we love josh Wine. Becky loves her Shard

435
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<v Speaker 2>and Adan Merlow is quite delight really as they come

436
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<v Speaker 2>up to Seena Easton, innocent Shena before yeah, before Prince

437
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<v Speaker 2>had a little bit of purple.

438
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<v Speaker 1>She spent the weekend at Paisley Park, came out, did

439
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<v Speaker 1>Sugar Walls.

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<v Speaker 2>This is a bonus song, not the same ear still

441
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<v Speaker 2>got the horn though.

442
00:22:30.279 --> 00:22:40.799
<v Speaker 1>See how wholesome. Yeah, she's like snow white. She's singing

443
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<v Speaker 1>like right, the animals.

444
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<v Speaker 2>Are her friends.

445
00:22:43.680 --> 00:22:47.759
<v Speaker 1>Then the dwarves got to her, right, well exactly, happy's next? Yeah,

446
00:22:47.759 --> 00:22:51.480
<v Speaker 1>it's like little birds flying on her shoulders. She's walking

447
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<v Speaker 1>down the train station waiting.

448
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<v Speaker 2>For her bow, her bow, her gentleman caller call her. Yeah,

449
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<v Speaker 2>oh my bay bit takes the morning and try it

450
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<v Speaker 2>works from ninety See that's when the woman stayed home.

451
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<v Speaker 2>Oh where are you going with this? And the man

452
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<v Speaker 2>went to work. Nine to five, nine to five, jack

453
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<v Speaker 2>it catch pale. That was the bonus song, the number

454
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<v Speaker 2>one song October the twenty eighth, Back in the Day,

455
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<v Speaker 2>Caribbean Queen is Billy Ocean No More Love on the Run. Damn.

456
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<v Speaker 1>This puts me at freshman year in high school, not

457
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<v Speaker 1>eighth or sophomore or maybe.

458
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<v Speaker 2>Awesome, Yeah it's eighty three or eighty four. It painted

459
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<v Speaker 2>Hong jeans, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>I got to watch her final answers nineteen eighty three,

461
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<v Speaker 1>nineteen eighty three.

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<v Speaker 2>Billy Ocean Caribbean Queen, No More Love on the Run

463
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<v Speaker 2>was number one October the twenty eighth. Damn it nineteen

464
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<v Speaker 2>eighty one, Damn nineteen eighty four.

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<v Speaker 1>October of eighty four, too, I know, I mean way off. Ugh,

466
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<v Speaker 1>all right, sure Brick will come back. Half the shows

467
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<v Speaker 1>are over already. News Radio eight forty wha, boom boom.

468
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<v Speaker 2>It's a birthday girl. Oh yeah, from Louisville, Ky. Talma

469
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<v Speaker 2>Hopkins is seventy six today. What she was part of

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<v Speaker 2>John Really when she goes to high school, I don't

471
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<v Speaker 2>know that. To pick a Louisville question, I think Dwight

472
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<v Speaker 2>always brings. I think it's Valley. Maybe it's Valley High School.

473
00:24:44.759 --> 00:24:47.960
<v Speaker 2>And Valley was that whole area when Fort Knox was

474
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<v Speaker 2>Fort Knox, that whole area was huge. Unfortunately, the Wikipedia

475
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<v Speaker 2>page does not immediately have her high school like Louisville requires.

476
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<v Speaker 1>She's a little embarrassment. She's like, no, where are you from?

477
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<v Speaker 1>Don't worry about it.

478
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<v Speaker 2>That's okay. I don't know where Taylor Swift is from.

479
00:25:08.640 --> 00:25:11.680
<v Speaker 2>But she's back in the United States. She's been quiet.

480
00:25:12.000 --> 00:25:14.720
<v Speaker 2>This whole Kelsey Swift thing has been well.

481
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<v Speaker 1>She's been in Europe making kazillions of dollars. Yeah, so

482
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<v Speaker 1>she's back now continuing the American tour. She's in Indianapolis.

483
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<v Speaker 1>Jackie was going to get tickets, but the cheapest ticket

484
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<v Speaker 1>she could find was twenty five hundred dollars a piece.

485
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<v Speaker 2>Geez.

486
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<v Speaker 1>So it's just at some point you're just like, it

487
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<v Speaker 1>would make Maggie's just year. It would be a dream

488
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<v Speaker 1>come true. But five and you haven't parked yet. No,

489
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<v Speaker 1>you haven't butt any merch. I haven't gotten a hotel room. No,

490
00:25:47.279 --> 00:25:48.960
<v Speaker 1>I got your money because you're not going to drive

491
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<v Speaker 1>up there, go to the concert and drive back at

492
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<v Speaker 1>three in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>That is a six thousand dollars evening. It's yes to

494
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<v Speaker 2>see a concert. So here's the deal. A lot of

495
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<v Speaker 2>bad dudes are out there.

496
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<v Speaker 1>The ticket scalping is getting really bad at these resale sites.

497
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<v Speaker 1>So obviously twenty or twenty five hundred dollars in up,

498
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<v Speaker 1>Heck and up that means some people are paying ten

499
00:26:11.640 --> 00:26:14.480
<v Speaker 1>twenty thousand dollars for tickets depending on where they are.

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00:26:14.599 --> 00:26:17.559
<v Speaker 2>The scalpers and sites they buy all the tickets. Yeah,

501
00:26:17.720 --> 00:26:19.839
<v Speaker 2>the venue is happy because they're sold, but then they

502
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<v Speaker 2>resell them. I get it.

503
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<v Speaker 1>If it's at the Palace, right, like I get twenty

504
00:26:23.279 --> 00:26:26.400
<v Speaker 1>five hundred dollars. Okay, it's at the Palace intimate setting.

505
00:26:26.680 --> 00:26:28.759
<v Speaker 1>This is in a football stadium. And by the way,

506
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<v Speaker 1>beware for the parking things, because I say, do you

507
00:26:31.200 --> 00:26:33.759
<v Speaker 1>want to add parking? Friends of ours who actually live

508
00:26:33.839 --> 00:26:36.200
<v Speaker 1>in town, they got something at the Kentucky Center for

509
00:26:36.240 --> 00:26:38.279
<v Speaker 1>the wicket. I think it's at parking.

510
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<v Speaker 2>Yes, they paid fifty dollars for parking like five blocks away.

511
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<v Speaker 1>I said, you know they have a garage there connected

512
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<v Speaker 1>to it. Yes, yeah, so they canceled the parking thing.

513
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<v Speaker 1>It's the same one as a gold house, right, it's

514
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<v Speaker 1>all connected. Yeah, it's one huge, one huge garage. There's

515
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<v Speaker 1>three exits. I think you can go out on a

516
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<v Speaker 1>main on sixth and or River Road.

517
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<v Speaker 2>Boy.

518
00:27:00.640 --> 00:27:03.400
<v Speaker 1>All right, So her tickets are back resales. Obviously what

519
00:27:03.519 --> 00:27:05.440
<v Speaker 1>we told you is out of control. But again I

520
00:27:05.599 --> 00:27:08.880
<v Speaker 1>get it for an intimate setting. This is Lucas Oil.

521
00:27:09.240 --> 00:27:11.720
<v Speaker 1>And now think about how many tickets you could sell

522
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<v Speaker 1>in Lucas Oil, and then add the field because you

523
00:27:14.839 --> 00:27:17.519
<v Speaker 1>have field tickets, right, and.

524
00:27:17.599 --> 00:27:20.200
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna be watching her on a television screen anyway,

525
00:27:20.519 --> 00:27:22.559
<v Speaker 2>I know. But people that go go, oh my gosh,

526
00:27:22.640 --> 00:27:24.400
<v Speaker 2>it's ridiculous, so awesome.

527
00:27:24.759 --> 00:27:29.039
<v Speaker 1>All right, So be wary if you are like listening

528
00:27:29.119 --> 00:27:30.519
<v Speaker 1>now and going, you know what, I am going to

529
00:27:30.559 --> 00:27:32.480
<v Speaker 1>pull the trigger on five grand. I'm gonna take my daughter.

530
00:27:32.799 --> 00:27:35.519
<v Speaker 1>Be careful where you buy the tickets, make sure they're real.

531
00:27:35.839 --> 00:27:39.680
<v Speaker 1>You do get free vaciline, so there is that. I

532
00:27:39.720 --> 00:27:42.799
<v Speaker 1>don't I'm not even gonna acknowledge that joke. I'm not

533
00:27:42.880 --> 00:27:46.319
<v Speaker 1>even going to acknowledge that you said something disparaging against

534
00:27:46.359 --> 00:27:50.160
<v Speaker 1>Taylor Swift. Oh no, no, the scalpers, Oh the scalper Yeah, yeah, yeah,

535
00:27:50.200 --> 00:27:51.640
<v Speaker 1>I thought you were making a connection. No.

536
00:27:52.119 --> 00:27:54.599
<v Speaker 2>I predict though. You know they're not going to get

537
00:27:54.680 --> 00:27:59.000
<v Speaker 2>married because she needs material for her next album, which

538
00:27:59.039 --> 00:28:01.519
<v Speaker 2>will be her rocking best album after she breaks up

539
00:28:01.559 --> 00:28:04.240
<v Speaker 2>with Travis Kelcey. I think I think people are so

540
00:28:04.440 --> 00:28:07.359
<v Speaker 2>sick of seeing them. I get it, she'll have songs

541
00:28:07.440 --> 00:28:08.519
<v Speaker 2>like you Spiked My Heart.

542
00:28:09.599 --> 00:28:12.079
<v Speaker 1>I think I think he quits football after this year,

543
00:28:12.720 --> 00:28:15.480
<v Speaker 1>joins his brother doing the podcast. They've signed one hundred

544
00:28:15.559 --> 00:28:17.359
<v Speaker 1>million dollar deal for the podcast.

545
00:28:18.079 --> 00:28:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay, so some podcasts do make money. No, that's no. No,

546
00:28:21.759 --> 00:28:22.920
<v Speaker 2>they make my podcast.

547
00:28:23.200 --> 00:28:25.759
<v Speaker 1>They're paying them. Yeah, if you're a podcaster, they're paying.

548
00:28:25.839 --> 00:28:29.160
<v Speaker 1>So there very few get paid to do it. Well, uh,

549
00:28:29.319 --> 00:28:32.599
<v Speaker 1>but I think he'll quit after this year. He doesn't

550
00:28:32.640 --> 00:28:33.119
<v Speaker 1>need the money.

551
00:28:33.359 --> 00:28:35.559
<v Speaker 2>He's had a haul. He'll be first ballot Hall of Fame,

552
00:28:35.799 --> 00:28:37.559
<v Speaker 2>there's no doubt about it. So it doesn't seem as

553
00:28:37.599 --> 00:28:39.400
<v Speaker 2>into it. Either he lost a step or he's just

554
00:28:39.440 --> 00:28:40.240
<v Speaker 2>not into it anymore.

555
00:28:40.279 --> 00:28:42.359
<v Speaker 1>Come on, how could you dude, you're hanging out with

556
00:28:42.480 --> 00:28:44.880
<v Speaker 1>the billionaire that's the most popular singer in the world

557
00:28:44.960 --> 00:28:48.640
<v Speaker 1>right now, and you're living that lifestyle. And I'm telling

558
00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:50.960
<v Speaker 1>you watch him in that new it's it's a series

559
00:28:51.000 --> 00:28:52.319
<v Speaker 1>called Grotesque.

560
00:28:53.039 --> 00:28:55.880
<v Speaker 2>He's really good in it. He can act, So I

561
00:28:56.000 --> 00:29:00.599
<v Speaker 2>think that could be a possibility. What's it about. We

562
00:29:00.759 --> 00:29:03.279
<v Speaker 2>watched about half of it? Memorable.

563
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<v Speaker 1>No, you know how you get tired. You're just a

564
00:29:05.480 --> 00:29:10.640
<v Speaker 1>late at night fifty five years old. Yeah, nine fifteen finished?

565
00:29:10.680 --> 00:29:14.039
<v Speaker 2>Am I still doing up? We're still doing up? Panic

566
00:29:14.079 --> 00:29:15.400
<v Speaker 2>the other day was like ten o'clock.

567
00:29:15.640 --> 00:29:19.839
<v Speaker 1>We slept till seven thirty yesterday and thought we were

568
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<v Speaker 1>like Paris Hilton.

569
00:29:22.440 --> 00:29:24.799
<v Speaker 2>It's like, what are we doing? I know, slept till

570
00:29:24.839 --> 00:29:27.720
<v Speaker 2>seven thirty? Oh my god. Then we panicked a little bit.

571
00:29:27.759 --> 00:29:28.240
<v Speaker 2>It feels good.

572
00:29:28.279 --> 00:29:31.559
<v Speaker 1>Once in a while, it felt great. But our craziness,

573
00:29:31.640 --> 00:29:36.519
<v Speaker 1>our own crazy, said, we're behind. We're behind.

574
00:29:36.599 --> 00:29:40.039
<v Speaker 2>Now. The day is, we're already behind schedule for a Sunday.

575
00:29:40.160 --> 00:29:46.279
<v Speaker 1>Relaxed, it's Saturday. It's relaxed. Relax, relax. You slept till

576
00:29:46.359 --> 00:29:51.680
<v Speaker 1>seven thirty. It's okay. We still got everything done in

577
00:29:51.799 --> 00:29:55.599
<v Speaker 1>plenty of time and did that mid the weather's great,

578
00:29:55.680 --> 00:29:58.920
<v Speaker 1>windows are open. I'm not really into this NFL game,

579
00:29:59.160 --> 00:30:01.200
<v Speaker 1>so I'm gonna close my eye for fifteen minutes.

580
00:30:01.559 --> 00:30:04.039
<v Speaker 2>Got a little nap in. Steelers off this week.

581
00:30:04.160 --> 00:30:07.119
<v Speaker 1>No playing tonight tonight, Yeah, playing tonight. I don't know

582
00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:08.640
<v Speaker 1>what about I don't know. I don't even know what

583
00:30:08.720 --> 00:30:09.799
<v Speaker 1>to think about, miss Steelers.

584
00:30:09.960 --> 00:30:12.000
<v Speaker 2>I just don't uh.

585
00:30:12.559 --> 00:30:15.400
<v Speaker 1>When you have two quarterbacks, you have zero quarterbacks in

586
00:30:15.480 --> 00:30:18.960
<v Speaker 1>my book. So we'll see, we'll see if that happens.

587
00:30:18.960 --> 00:30:22.279
<v Speaker 1>All right, shady raise is not my thing.

588
00:30:22.599 --> 00:30:25.319
<v Speaker 2>No, I'll let DWIGHTE tell us about his glasses. Please

589
00:30:25.359 --> 00:30:28.200
<v Speaker 2>do all right to tell my Hopkins Happy birthday. You're

590
00:30:28.200 --> 00:30:30.519
<v Speaker 2>still around here. I mean she's alive, but I don't

591
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<v Speaker 2>know if she's still living in the Ville. No, probably not.

592
00:30:32.759 --> 00:30:35.559
<v Speaker 2>Probably went to someplace safer. News Radio eight forty W

593
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<v Speaker 2>eight Chance