Speaker 1: From Workhouse Connect and aj Benza fame. Uh, he'd liked
Speaker 1: to be walked on a leash and play really dirty,
Speaker 1: kinky sex games. He's uh the guy put the cock
Speaker 1: in the Peacock network. Okay, bitch, everybody, aj Benz are
Speaker 1: here with famous bitch. Guess what it is? January first,
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five. Wow, O one oh one, two, zero
Speaker 1: to five. It's going to be a rough year because
Speaker 1: I don't like fives. So we're gonna have to deal
Speaker 1: with this for the next twelve months. And I want
Speaker 1: to keep saying it. But I'm not a five guy.
Speaker 1: I told you years ago. Lenny Kravitz is a five guy.
Speaker 1: Loves the number five. It means a lot to him.
Speaker 1: Apparently did mean enough for him to shower regularly, but
Speaker 1: it means a lot to can't give him money shit
Speaker 1: but love the guy. But for many years he did
Speaker 1: smell like a circus elephant. Either way, all you girls
Speaker 1: think he's hot. I understand he's hot. I get it,
Speaker 1: But you gotta smell him. You gotta smell them. Okay,
Speaker 1: maybe he's changed. That was many many years ago. Hey, everybody,
Speaker 1: we're back, We're here. I know it's I'm taping this
Speaker 1: obviously a New Year's Eve, It's three point fifteen in
Speaker 1: the afternoon. I'm not a big fan of this holiday.
Speaker 1: I'm not a big fan of the changing of the years.
Speaker 1: Although I am looking forward to a new year. Twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four was an absolute shit show for many of us,
Speaker 1: and I want to see that gone. And it is
Speaker 1: going to leave. Well by the time you hear this,
Speaker 1: it's already left. There's gonna be some residue that we
Speaker 1: have to deal with. But I will say this, I
Speaker 1: just drove down the street and I saw something that.
Speaker 1: Look it. I'm happy it happened the last day of
Speaker 1: the year because it's just magical. Driving down the street
Speaker 1: making a left onto my block and I see a
Speaker 1: female dwarf in a wheelchair holding two leashes and two
Speaker 1: golden retrievers are pulling her down the sidewalk in North Hollywood.
Speaker 1: This is what I saw, and I thought, you know what,
Speaker 1: this is the greatest visual to end the year, because,
Speaker 1: let's face it, I don't know what you used to
Speaker 1: do as a kid to try to feel lucky, to
Speaker 1: try to think like, oh, we did a lucky thing.
Speaker 1: Remember we used to search for four leaf clovers. I
Speaker 1: don't know what happened to clovers, but when I was
Speaker 1: a kid, they were on every person's lawn, every school yard,
Speaker 1: every empty field. And when you were bored your young kids,
Speaker 1: rather than complain and say there's nothing to do, well,
Speaker 1: we laid on the lawn. Sometimes we looked up at
Speaker 1: the clouds and told each other I see a dinosaur.
Speaker 1: I see a toaster of it. You don't see that gorilla.
Speaker 1: You know. That's what we did. And at night we
Speaker 1: laid on picnic tables in our backyards or lounge chairs
Speaker 1: and tried to find shooting stars. Nowadays you'd be looking
Speaker 1: for drones and probably have a lot more luck than
Speaker 1: we did with shooting stus. We did see plenty of
Speaker 1: shooting us. But you know what we used to do.
Speaker 1: We'd lay on lawns. And this is after we played football, soccer, kickball, basket.
Speaker 1: All we did all day from ten am to seven
Speaker 1: pm was played ball, and we'd lay on the ground
Speaker 1: on the field at different hours of the day and
Speaker 1: search for four leaf clovers. Don't forget this is back
Speaker 1: when twenty of us had Irish friends and Irish neighbors.
Speaker 1: They've been I guess supplanted by Afghanistan neighbors. And I
Speaker 1: don't know Ukrainian neighbors, Nigerian neighbors. I don't know who
Speaker 1: you're living with, where you're living. But back then, our
Speaker 1: Irish friends would say, let's look for four leaf clovers
Speaker 1: and guess what we found plenty of them. You know,
Speaker 1: we couldn't really do much with them. You'd like, find
Speaker 1: a full leaf clovers, show your brothers, sister, mother, father,
Speaker 1: and that was that, maybe pressing in a book that
Speaker 1: was for chicks. Guys didn't. We just threw it away.
Speaker 1: But there was a lot of things you could do.
Speaker 1: You could play a lot of games with the lawn.
Speaker 1: Like I was just thinking, remember like those dandelion we
Speaker 1: he said, popped up everywhere. If your family wasn't doing
Speaker 1: the right thing to keep your lawn regular. You had
Speaker 1: those dandelions that would pop up and they had that
Speaker 1: big cotton ball on top that you blow it, and
Speaker 1: all the seeds and weeds would fly across people's lawns
Speaker 1: and your parents would go, don't blow that. What the
Speaker 1: fuck is wrong with you? We're gonna have weeds. But
Speaker 1: you could do fun things. You could take a little
Speaker 1: stalk from the other one and bend it in half
Speaker 1: and put it beneath the cotton bowl and then slide
Speaker 1: it up real quick and send that cotton ball into space.
Speaker 1: And all the there was things we did with little
Speaker 1: pieces of leaves and sticks and stalks. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't know. We just kept we kept it interesting.
Speaker 1: But finding four leaves clovers were it was hard. But
Speaker 1: back then we never tried to find a dwarf in
Speaker 1: a wheelchair being pulled by two golden retrievers. That's really
Speaker 1: good luck. Speaking of luck, I just came across this
Speaker 1: story and I gotta tell you. I want to take
Speaker 1: this girl by the side and tell her what are
Speaker 1: you doing? What are you young? You're pretty? What are
Speaker 1: you doing? Remember the guy, the track star, Oscar Pistorius, right,
Speaker 1: the guy with the fake legs, the track star who
Speaker 1: killed his girlfriend, Riva Steen Can right. I think that
Speaker 1: was your name, Reva right. Well, now he's dating another girl.
Speaker 1: Her name is Rita Rita, Notriva Rita. She's with him now.
Speaker 1: I hope this chick is sleeping with one eye open.
Speaker 1: He already killed one girlfriend almost the same name, and
Speaker 1: their faces are very similar. Girl, be careful, be careful anyhow,
Speaker 1: uh I did relationships as a bit earlier today with
Speaker 1: Mike and Arena. We went through some of the things
Speaker 1: we've gone through with Christmas and New Years and presents
Speaker 1: and gifts and some fun stuff. Some fun stuff was unfurled.
Speaker 1: We talked about some of the worst gifts we've gotten.
Speaker 1: And I got to tell you, I think I might
Speaker 1: have said this in the past, but I don't mean
Speaker 1: this to be mean, but my aunt Mary was very artistic.
Speaker 1: You know, when I was a kid, Aunt Mary was old,
Speaker 1: so by the time I got to be eighteen, she
Speaker 1: was even older and very artistic. She could draw, she
Speaker 1: could paint. She would paint scenic scenes inside of a clamshell.
Speaker 1: She traveled the world, so her room was full of
Speaker 1: paintings of Africa and wild animals that she saw, and
Speaker 1: Hawaii and sunsets and all sorts of marvelous things and
Speaker 1: Galopagos Islands and you name it. And Mary went everywhere.
Speaker 1: But of course, as I told you, when she was conceived,
Speaker 1: my grandfather wasn't the most safe man. Put it that way,
Speaker 1: And apparently he had messed around with some woman or
Speaker 1: some girl, and he contracted a ven aerial disease and
Speaker 1: stt as it were, and he was, you know, I
Speaker 1: can't believe I'm gonna say this. He's fucking grandma. And
Speaker 1: at some point Aunt Mary was conceived, but apparently because
Speaker 1: Grandpa had a dirty dick, something was wrong with Aunt Mary.
Speaker 1: Syphilis was a kind of rea. It was the lesser
Speaker 1: of the two evils either way. It married came through
Speaker 1: the birth canal, and her eyesight was really messed with,
Speaker 1: almost legally blind, all right, And she never complained. But
Speaker 1: as she got older she would paint and draw and
Speaker 1: really make, you know, make amazing pictures and portraits and stuff.
Speaker 1: But as she got older. Now I'm graduating high school
Speaker 1: and Mary decides she's going to paint my high school
Speaker 1: graduation picture and present it to me on Christmas Eve
Speaker 1: when we gave gifts. And I didn't know this. My
Speaker 1: family knew. I didn't know. I opened the gift and
Speaker 1: there's a portrait of me in my cap and gown,
Speaker 1: and everybody is waiting with baited breath. Rose Jack my mother,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, what does he think of the gift?
Speaker 1: I couldn't say anything, but she painted me with like
Speaker 1: a lazy eye. It wasn't me was another person in
Speaker 1: my cap and gown graduating from my high school. Couldn't
Speaker 1: say anything. All I could do was go oh, and Mary,
Speaker 1: this is beautiful, amazing, And of course my painless nephew
Speaker 1: Joey and his brother Jackie put it up right now,
Speaker 1: hang it up behind the bar. Put it up. We
Speaker 1: got to see this every day because they knew it
Speaker 1: looked nothing like me. So for many years, without Aunt
Speaker 1: Mary knowing, we called her. We may believe she had
Speaker 1: a studio where she painted portraits of people, and we said,
Speaker 1: Aunt Mary painting studios for the portrait that's not quite you.
Speaker 1: And that picture of me, who didn't look like me
Speaker 1: hung up on the wall, hung on the wall behind
Speaker 1: the bar, and it stayed there for years. That was
Speaker 1: one of my I mean, looking back, was a great
Speaker 1: gift because I who can talk about gifts? Forty years
Speaker 1: later I think about I'm still talking about that one gift,
Speaker 1: so it obviously meant a lot to me. I could
Speaker 1: who could tell you about shirts and pants and things
Speaker 1: you got? But I remember it Mary's portrait. I guess
Speaker 1: I'm talking about Christmas because I was sick and I
Speaker 1: didn't really get the chance to talk to you guys.
Speaker 1: But I did see a picture of Kim Kardashian with
Speaker 1: her kids, her four kids. It's really quite It's not amazing,
Speaker 1: but it's really interesting that these kids North Chicago, Saint
Speaker 1: and Psalm are the ages between eleven and five. And
Speaker 1: Kim did the whole thing, and look, I gave her
Speaker 1: some credit. Kanye is gone. He is with his hot
Speaker 1: piece of ass Bianca sensory, his new wife who wears
Speaker 1: very little clothes, their globe, trotting around the world, and
Speaker 1: he's not really around his children much or his ex wife.
Speaker 1: And there's Kim in, you know, showing everybody the Christmas
Speaker 1: tree and the pictures. It's a beautiful tree, a very
Speaker 1: lavish Kardashian tree, and she's with her younger daughter and
Speaker 1: they're both wearing the same red leather dress. Kim looks great.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie. I'm a big fan of her looks.
Speaker 1: Her looks. That's it. Not her philosophy, not her knowledge,
Speaker 1: not her intellect, just her looks from the belly button up,
Speaker 1: from the belly button up. As I've said, I think
Speaker 1: she's flat out a fucking twelve. That's it. You know,
Speaker 1: if she doesn't open her mouth. Well to talk put
Speaker 1: it that way. But she's next to the kids, right,
Speaker 1: and she's wearing a leather version of this dress. Her cleavage.
Speaker 1: She looks fan fantastic. The dress is one thousand dollars,
Speaker 1: and of course nowadays it depressed. They gotta tell you
Speaker 1: exactly what the person is wearing. They look it up,
Speaker 1: they do, they do the research, They go to websites. Yes,
Speaker 1: she had a thing with a plunging neckline, a lace
Speaker 1: up detailed down the front, a halter neckline. Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: We have to hear all the details about this. But
Speaker 1: of course her daughter had a dress and it was ruffled,
Speaker 1: and it was a cleavage dress costing sixteen hundred dollars
Speaker 1: in change, had the same details as her mom. Short hemline,
Speaker 1: spaghetti straps. I mean, of course, the daughter, you know,
Speaker 1: Chicago's dress was worn over a short sleeve top, thank goodness.
Speaker 1: But she matched her. And everybody who saw this picture
Speaker 1: was just, oh, I've got to have Chicago's dress. She
Speaker 1: is a fashion icon. No one's an icon. Who's a
Speaker 1: kid whose parents or mother hands you are dressed to hear,
Speaker 1: shut the fuck up with icon. She's a fucking kid,
Speaker 1: and Kim said she wanted to keep this Christmas photo simple.
Speaker 1: We've all been there as parents. I'm far beyond the
Speaker 1: era where you took your kids to J. C. Penny.
Speaker 1: He sat down with her husband and your two children
Speaker 1: or one child or three. You got the picture and
Speaker 1: everything was great. You paid the price, and then three
Speaker 1: weeks later the pictures came back. Remember that JC Pennies.
Speaker 1: Now that's not what Kim Kardashian does. But to say
Speaker 1: the daughter looked adorable is sick to me. It really
Speaker 1: is sick. A six year old kid dressing and acting
Speaker 1: like an eighteen year old, now, it's not good. And
Speaker 1: for a mother to possibly force that upon the child. No,
Speaker 1: all I see, call me crazy is a bunch of
Speaker 1: bullshit coming for Kim Kardashian as a mother, because these
Speaker 1: kids seem to be very undisciplined. Look at the faces
Speaker 1: on the picture of these kids. They're all going to
Speaker 1: be many disasters by the time they reach twenty years old.
Speaker 1: If they survived that long, God forbid. But I don't
Speaker 1: like what's going on. There's one kid psalm, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this kid looks like the whole world has gone bad
Speaker 1: for him. You have a look at your dog when
Speaker 1: your dog is laying around with you in those big
Speaker 1: puppy eyes. And I used to always look at Toutsi's
Speaker 1: eyes and go, why does it look like everything bad
Speaker 1: in the world happened to you today? What is with
Speaker 1: those eyeballs? That's a dog's eyes. Kim's kids have those eyes.
Speaker 1: It's very weird. And did you see speaking of Kardashian's
Speaker 1: Travis Barker, the drummer right, whose daughter Alabama with her mother,
Speaker 1: Shana Moekler Alabama, was hospitalized at nineteen years old for
Speaker 1: nicotine withdrawal. What a wonderful thing to have to tell people,
Speaker 1: to have to swallow as a parent, My nineteen year
Speaker 1: old teenager is in trouble because of nicotine withdrawal. Well,
Speaker 1: that really says a lot about your parenting, doesn't it.
Speaker 1: You know what happened. She stopped vaping. She stopped vaping
Speaker 1: cold turkey and didn't like how she feelings, so she
Speaker 1: called nine one one went to the hospital. But she
Speaker 1: wants everybody to know the exact details. They gave her
Speaker 1: a nicotine patch and an inhaler and that's all, guys.
Speaker 1: She's fine. And on top of that, she had to
Speaker 1: tell all of us, let's please avoid spreading any rumors
Speaker 1: and focus on moving forward. Thank you. I want to
Speaker 1: tell any kid under twenty two years old to shut
Speaker 1: the fuck up if you don't talk to grown ups
Speaker 1: like this little girl, you've been fucking up since you're thirteen.
Speaker 1: You've been vaping, you've been sucking nicotine into your lung
Speaker 1: since you're thirteen. And your father, who's a big shot,
Speaker 1: fucking rock and roll drummer, has a loudness, and your
Speaker 1: mother SHANEA Mochler or I'll tell you a story about
Speaker 1: in a minute. This is all good Jesus Christ. Six
Speaker 1: years on nickedteen at nineteen years old, can you imagine
Speaker 1: the lack of parenting. These are parents who've mainly thought
Speaker 1: about themselves four years. How many pictures have we seen
Speaker 1: with Travis Barker the drummer sitting on a boat in Italy,
Speaker 1: with Courtney Kordashian straddling him, dry humping him on the
Speaker 1: bay in Venice as they get to the film festival,
Speaker 1: Give me a break. And Shana Moechler Alabama's mom. When
Speaker 1: I used to go to the Playboy Mansion back when
Speaker 1: it just jumped off again. Shana was hot shit, beautiful
Speaker 1: as the day is long, sexy as hell, and she
Speaker 1: wanted to have fun and we got close. You know,
Speaker 1: we were talking, calling, emailing her email back then, if
Speaker 1: I remember it correctly, you ready for this. She was
Speaker 1: so into the movie Mulan Ruge that her email was
Speaker 1: something about sparkling diamond. But she was hot to trot
Speaker 1: and she was juggling a bunch of different guys while
Speaker 1: she was with the famous boxer Oscar de la Joya.
Speaker 1: Mind you and I remember one time at the Playboy mansion.
Speaker 1: I was chatting her up and you know, talking about
Speaker 1: coming to see her, and she goes, you gotta come
Speaker 1: to my house. I'm having a party. What because Oscar
Speaker 1: cheated on me and I'm having an open house and
Speaker 1: we're all gonna drink his expensive wine and tequilas he's
Speaker 1: bought over the years, and he's not gonna know shit
Speaker 1: and come to my house or hour. I didn't go
Speaker 1: because I thought, oh my god, this is gross. Okay,
Speaker 1: he cheated on her, but she's gonna empty his wine
Speaker 1: cellar and his expensive liquor. Yeah. I didn't want any
Speaker 1: part of her after that. But think of how their
Speaker 1: little girl's lungs. MU look, step up and be a
Speaker 1: dad and a mom and put an end to this shit.
Speaker 1: She's nineteen years old. She's not a queen that you
Speaker 1: can't get to. She's your fucking kid. You know, I
Speaker 1: look at this kid. I watch her on Instagram with
Speaker 1: the very expensive sexual body suits, the tons of make up,
Speaker 1: the smoking, the drugs, the sex, the parties, and you know,
Speaker 1: of course there's many pictures of her giving the finger
Speaker 1: to the camera because you know, it's so hard. It's
Speaker 1: so hard in her life. And when your dad is
Speaker 1: a multi millionaire rock and roll star and your step
Speaker 1: mom is a Kardashian, of course you're gonna give the
Speaker 1: finger to the world because it's just hard. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know, she didn't she didn't ask for that life, guys,
Speaker 1: she just got it. I'm not in favor of hitting kids.
Speaker 1: I've never done it. I don't raise my voice, I
Speaker 1: don't raise my hands to my children. They've never needed it.
Speaker 1: This fucking kid needs to smack in the face and
Speaker 1: to be grounded for a fucking month and change. And
Speaker 1: her father needs to step up his game and make
Speaker 1: sure she runs and walks the straight and fucking narrow
Speaker 1: or else she will be gone in the next five years.
Speaker 1: But here's the funniest part. Alabama, you know, is only
Speaker 1: an occasional vape smoker. She says. These people are all
Speaker 1: full of shit. People who vape and tell you it's
Speaker 1: not a big deal. Don't worry, No, don't listen to them.
Speaker 1: And by the way, she wants to be a rapper,
Speaker 1: and people in the music industry told this girl, hey, look,
Speaker 1: vaping could damage your voice. She doesn't care. But the
Speaker 1: fact that she wants to be a rapper, a rich
Speaker 1: white girl, from what bazes somebody? Fucking light my hair
Speaker 1: on fire. Speaking of rappers, it looks like our friends
Speaker 1: in Australia are dealing with the same suppression of speech
Speaker 1: we dealt with here in America before Trump won. And
Speaker 1: podcasters have been elevated to the point that we are
Speaker 1: now the people who disperse the truth, not the mainstream media. Anyhow,
Speaker 1: some cute little rapper named Eliah May out of Australia
Speaker 1: has a song called Karma Geddon and I wish I
Speaker 1: thought of that. It's a great title, Karma Geddon. And
Speaker 1: because she spit some hard truth about COVID in the vaccine. Oh,
Speaker 1: she's in a lot of trouble. She's now an independent artist.
Speaker 1: She lost her manager. They dropped her from her label
Speaker 1: because the lyrics on a song she refused to change.
Speaker 1: And what are those lyrics in question? Man made virus?
Speaker 1: Watched the millions die, biggest profit of their lives. Here's inflation.
Speaker 1: That's your prize. This is karma. Geddon done, drop dismissed.
Speaker 1: What bullshit? Thank god things are turning around here for
Speaker 1: the better. Really, man, it's just it's wonderful to be
Speaker 1: able to speak your mind, not look not to say
Speaker 1: there's not disadvantages or bad parts about that, because there is.
Speaker 1: You know, like, look all my life when I was
Speaker 1: a journalist, and you know, I wrote about people, I
Speaker 1: holm my intuition, I pulled together great sources, and I
Speaker 1: was able to write great stories for a long time,
Speaker 1: and I always got information that nine times that ten,
Speaker 1: nine point nine times out of ten was true. And
Speaker 1: I've taken that attitude and that experience into the podcast
Speaker 1: world for the last seven and a half years, and
Speaker 1: I've always spoken from my hip, and that's what makes
Speaker 1: this podcast better than a lot of podcasts, because you're
Speaker 1: hearing things from me that no one else will say.
Speaker 1: And frankly, for many years, people didn't know if it
Speaker 1: was okay to speak frankly on a podcast. It was
Speaker 1: like uncertain, Oh no, no, it's fine, it's fine. It's
Speaker 1: almost the wild West. You can almost say what you
Speaker 1: want on podcasts because no one's coming to sue you.
Speaker 1: It's really weird. And I think in twenty twenty five
Speaker 1: now that podcasts have surpassed the mainstream media liars, and
Speaker 1: I'm so happy about that. It is gonna come a
Speaker 1: point in time very soon where they laid down the
Speaker 1: law and those of us who have these podcasts are
Speaker 1: going to have to make sure what we say is
Speaker 1: accurate or will pay the price. And that's fine. I
Speaker 1: don't care. I've worked within those parameters for many, many years.
Speaker 1: Bring it on, but we have freedom of speech, and
Speaker 1: Donald Trump will make sure, as will Elon Musk, and
Speaker 1: we're going to continue on and have a great time
Speaker 1: and escape the last four years of this bullshit nonsense,
Speaker 1: where not only could we not say we wanted to say,
Speaker 1: but we had to believe the bullshit that was being
Speaker 1: pushed on us, and we all knew it was nonsense.
Speaker 1: Going back to Kim Kardashian real quick. I gotta say
Speaker 1: I've said this a million times. I think she's gorgeous,
Speaker 1: but she looks late. Look, let me tell you something.
Speaker 1: That red dress on Christmas fucking knockout. But I'll tell
Speaker 1: you right now, she looks like she's been seeing Lauren Sanchez,
Speaker 1: his surgeon. You know, Jeff Bezos is hot to truck girlfriend.
Speaker 1: I'm not even gonna say bad shit about Lauren Sanchez.
Speaker 1: Of course she's had work. Of course she's half fake,
Speaker 1: half plastic. I don't care. Have you seen Jeff Bezos
Speaker 1: twenty years ago? Did you ever think he'd have a
Speaker 1: piece of ass next to him like that? No? You didn't.
Speaker 1: So he's having a ball. She's dressed him better. He's
Speaker 1: a cooler guy, he's making better moves. A good woman
Speaker 1: next to a dark and a nerd like Kim makes
Speaker 1: a huge difference. But Lauren Sanchez, who ladies. I hate
Speaker 1: to tell you it is because she want to think
Speaker 1: your boyfriend's or husbands think just like you. Ninety percent
Speaker 1: of your boyfriend's a husband with fuck Lauren Sanchez in
Speaker 1: a second. We would, we would because she's sexy enough.
Speaker 1: I don't even know why I got oh, I got
Speaker 1: the subject because Kim Kardashian looks like she's using the
Speaker 1: same surgeon, and I hope she's not, because she's a
Speaker 1: much more beautiful person than Lauren Sanchez ever was. And
Speaker 1: I knew Lauren Sanchez before the surgery, way back in
Speaker 1: the day in nineteen ninety five, when she was on
Speaker 1: the make, trying to find the next Jeff Bezos or him,
Speaker 1: and she found them. Oh my god. Anyhow, she Kim
Speaker 1: has this. Here's the thing about Kim Kardashian. There are
Speaker 1: some people who think she did that Santa Baby. Did
Speaker 1: you see that video on Christmas Day where she crawled
Speaker 1: on the floor in the Santa Bait. It was a
Speaker 1: very strange video. Travis Barker was involved, and it was weird.
Speaker 1: Kim looked like a soused Elizabeth Taylor after a drunken
Speaker 1: argument with Richard Burton, and she was crawling around the floor.
Speaker 1: Even though she looked I still found it sexy. I
Speaker 1: hate to tell you she looked a mess, but guys
Speaker 1: are fucked up. We even think if you're messy, you're sexy.
Speaker 1: But there are there, there are there are people who
Speaker 1: think she did that. That video to draw attention away
Speaker 1: from the fact that apparently helped me out here. I'm
Speaker 1: not good with money, and apparently she's there's a change
Speaker 1: in her investment firm where she's not the main name
Speaker 1: on top of her firm. Or I heard this briefly
Speaker 1: and I was half listening. I don't really I hate
Speaker 1: money talk and investment talk, but there's something about Kim
Speaker 1: that she's not any longer on the top of her
Speaker 1: investment I don't know, but I will tell you this.
Speaker 1: If that's the case, it doesn't matter because she is
Speaker 1: going full hog into her fascination with the royal family.
Speaker 1: It's taken on a life of its own. If you
Speaker 1: look at her, you can tell Kim wants to be
Speaker 1: Elizabeth Taylor, she wants to be rapedel Walch and if
Speaker 1: she had her druthers, she want to be Princess Diana.
Speaker 1: And as a result, she has always been dying to
Speaker 1: and trying to buy things that were once Diana's. Ever
Speaker 1: since she was a teenager, she's been obsessed with Princess.
Speaker 1: She's studied her life for legacy, she's got the books,
Speaker 1: and now people are saying she's on a mission to
Speaker 1: collect anything of Diana's that comes up for auction. So
Speaker 1: there was an auction last month and she went and
Speaker 1: she bought a bunch of shit. I mean, Diana, there's
Speaker 1: so many insanely expensive things. She was well, they had
Speaker 1: auctioned Dolf for her some some cross Atala cross she
Speaker 1: war back in eighty seven. Kim bought that. It's a
Speaker 1: purple crossed necklace. She bought that two years ago for
Speaker 1: two hundred thousand dollars from Sotheby's. Princess Dana's got jewelry
Speaker 1: and gowns that are rarely up for auction, but there
Speaker 1: was a big one over the summer and pieces of
Speaker 1: Diana's closet and a lot of royal memorabilia were up
Speaker 1: for sale. People aren't really sure if Kim bought anything,
Speaker 1: but some people think there was a huge silk and
Speaker 1: lace evening dress by I don't know who this designer is,
Speaker 1: Victor Edelstein. He should have changed his fucking name. What
Speaker 1: gay guy would keep Victor Edelstein as a designer. Some
Speaker 1: magenta silk and lace evening dress sold for nine hundred
Speaker 1: and ten thousand dollars. No one's saying who bought it.
Speaker 1: I think Kim bought it, but listen, I wouldn't. I
Speaker 1: don't have that kind of money. But even if I did,
Speaker 1: I wouldn't pay that money if Diana was still in
Speaker 1: the fucking gown. Kim Kardashian can buy whatever she wants
Speaker 1: of Princess Diana's, but she will never have the class
Speaker 1: that Diana had. Okay, let's be real, and on top
Speaker 1: of that, let's really be real. Diana never looked as
Speaker 1: beautiful and sexy as Kim does in any outpha. She's worned.
Speaker 1: I'm being just honest. But Diana had class and style.
Speaker 1: There's no question about it. And if you think about it,
Speaker 1: think about Kim Kardashian bring it back twelve thirteen, fourteen years.
Speaker 1: She could have married Harry. She could have lived the
Speaker 1: princess's life, that's what she wanted. But Harry was the
Speaker 1: wrong color, not a ginger, she was white and that
Speaker 1: just is not good anyhow, Gang, What will we miss
Speaker 1: from twenty to twenty four? What will we remember? I
Speaker 1: can't stand this year. I'm so happy it's fucking gone.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you a story that really makes me thrilled.
Speaker 1: The twenty twenty four is over the other day three terrorists.
Speaker 1: Those fuckers who were involved in orchestrating the nine to
Speaker 1: eleven attacks avoided the death penalty. They avoided the death penalty.
Speaker 1: They got a sweetheart deal from military appeals court judge
Speaker 1: and this came in after five months. It was a
Speaker 1: long saga, and what a blow to the family of
Speaker 1: the victims of nine to eleven. They've been holding out
Speaker 1: for justice and hope for almost twenty five years, and
Speaker 1: of course they're one hundred percent against this plea deal.
Speaker 1: The whole process was bullshit. So under this new deal,
Speaker 1: Khalid Shaik Muhammad, that fat, fucking ugly bastard, Whalid been Atash,
Speaker 1: and Mustafa Aljausawi, they agreed to plead guilty to war
Speaker 1: crimes in exchange for not getting the death penalty, and
Speaker 1: they're all going to be at Guantanamo Bay, which they've
Speaker 1: been since two thousand and three. I you know, things
Speaker 1: like this really make me question what kind of world
Speaker 1: we live in. Obviously it is it is enraged to
Speaker 1: victims of the loved ones who went through this horrible nightmare.
Speaker 1: The death penalty is the only just punishment for these assholes.
Speaker 1: The worst terror attack in US history. It's just a
Speaker 1: bunch of bullshit. It's salt in the wound. Its salt
Speaker 1: soaked in alcohol, stuffed in your wound. If anybody deserves
Speaker 1: to be killed, these fuckers do. They should have been
Speaker 1: killed years ago. You take the death penalty off the table.
Speaker 1: Who who was okay with this? They killed three thousand
Speaker 1: people and not to mention thousands of others who later
Speaker 1: died from all the toxic dust from those collapsed buildings.
Speaker 1: So let's make it six or seven thousand people. Assholes,
Speaker 1: And they're not remorseful, by the way, when they first
Speaker 1: went to Guantanamo Bay, they told soldiers there, we do
Speaker 1: it again. And this fucking President Biden, I want to
Speaker 1: you know, I don't want to even bring his name up,
Speaker 1: but let's end the year on this piece of shit.
Speaker 1: President Biden, with his ridiculous clemency spree, commuted nearly fifteen
Speaker 1: hundred sentences in one day, two days before Christmas. This
Speaker 1: is his mm, this is what I feel like. He's
Speaker 1: always got a big load of shit in his pants
Speaker 1: and wants to move on to the next thing. Do
Speaker 1: you ever have a day like that where you maybe
Speaker 1: didn't wipe your ass good enough and you just can't
Speaker 1: stand sitting down or walking around if you want to
Speaker 1: find a bathroom to get back in there and take
Speaker 1: care of that little biter in the back of your ass.
Speaker 1: I know you ladies don't get it, but you guys
Speaker 1: get it it. I mean, I know we all talk like, oh,
Speaker 1: you know a j Now listen, listen, ladies, we know
Speaker 1: you always take care of your butts in the bathroom.
Speaker 1: There's never a situation. First of all, we don't even
Speaker 1: think you shit or far so when you do. I know,
Speaker 1: we know allest men know you wipe fine and your
Speaker 1: bowels do not have anything to make you have a
Speaker 1: harder day. They will do anything to make things easier
Speaker 1: for you. But men, I don't know what we eat.
Speaker 1: I'm not eating manwiches and frozen dinners. Why are there
Speaker 1: some days where I just can't get away from the bathroom.
Speaker 1: I'm like, should I drive? Or should I shower? Should wait? Wait?
Speaker 1: Why am I wait? There's an itch? I know maybe
Speaker 1: you don't want to hear this at the end of
Speaker 1: the year, but this is the way it is for guys. Guys,
Speaker 1: tell the truth to your girls and your wives. Our
Speaker 1: asses are monsters. Sometimes. Where did I get to oh,
Speaker 1: Joe Biden with a load of shitness pants. Yeah, sometimes
Speaker 1: he makes decisions what a bider in his asshole, and
Speaker 1: he doesn't really make the right decision. He should be
Speaker 1: in the bathroom cleaning his ass with Cottonell or any
Speaker 1: kind of depends paperwork that not paper, It depends napkins
Speaker 1: that you can't flush, but we all flush anyhow we
Speaker 1: do because we're the worst. We do. I can't take it.
Speaker 1: This is Biden's m He's released murderers and rapist people
Speaker 1: on death row. Oh my god, you know how much
Speaker 1: damage he's done before January twentieth. The whole country should
Speaker 1: feel let down by these assholes who went to a
Speaker 1: strip club before they took command of those planes and
Speaker 1: crashed them into different buildings. I'm not even sure that
Speaker 1: Pentagon was one of them, but let's just say the towers.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to get into the fucking controversies of
Speaker 1: the conspiracies. Whatever. Thousands killed, and they're I'm punished with
Speaker 1: the ultimate punishment. This is I don't know what else
Speaker 1: you have to do. You have to kill Santa Claus.
Speaker 1: He is the money too. What else do you have
Speaker 1: to do? Rape the tooth fairy It's an abomination. The
Speaker 1: fact that Joe Biden allowed these plea deals to happen
Speaker 1: on his watch is unforgivable. Three thousand families will never
Speaker 1: be the same because of nine to eleven, and they
Speaker 1: should have had the right to see these fuckers for
Speaker 1: their suffering face the death penalty. Sorry about that asshole conversation,
Speaker 1: but it's true. You come here for honesty, brute honesty,
Speaker 1: brutal honesty. Speaking of death, guys, I might as well
Speaker 1: end the year on one more death of a friend
Speaker 1: of mine, a j again. Yeah, great man by the
Speaker 1: name of Richard Perry died the other day, a music
Speaker 1: producer who worked with some of the biggest stars in
Speaker 1: his seventies and eighties. Richard Perry had Parkinson's disease, and
Speaker 1: I mentioned him probably a year or two ago. I
Speaker 1: know he was sick months ago, and lately I heard
Speaker 1: from friends he wasn't able to verbally communicate, which is
Speaker 1: hard for me to even fathom knowing Richard the way
Speaker 1: I knew him. Those of you don't know his name,
Speaker 1: I'll spare you the Google search. But Richard Perry was
Speaker 1: in the music industry, started out producing the first couple
Speaker 1: of albums for a cult legend named Captain Beefheart. Those
Speaker 1: of you in any kind of feel which is filled
Speaker 1: with creative endeavors, remember things like this. Everybody has their start,
Speaker 1: because when you hear what Richard Perry went on to
Speaker 1: do after Captain Beefheart, tuck it away and always remember this.
Speaker 1: In the nineteen seventies, Richard worked with Carly Simon, Barbara Streiss,
Speaker 1: and Art Garfunkel, Diana Ross, Ringo Starr. I mean him
Speaker 1: and Rod Stewart had a really close relay. I met
Speaker 1: rodgs to it one night at Richard Perry's house. Back
Speaker 1: in the late seventies. Richard had his own record label, RCA.
Speaker 1: Finally bought it in the early eighties. He produced a
Speaker 1: bunch of platinum and gold records over the years. He
Speaker 1: got a Grammy in twenty fifteen for his contribution to
Speaker 1: the field of music, which he absolutely earned and which
Speaker 1: shocked me. Began to date Jane Fonda. They fell for
Speaker 1: each other while he helped Jane recover from knee surgery
Speaker 1: way back in two thousand and nine. I was not
Speaker 1: going to his house anymore at that point, but I
Speaker 1: was happy that my buddy had a beautiful woman and
Speaker 1: was being you know, taken care of. It's essentially with
Speaker 1: a great girl like Jay, I mean, forget our politics.
Speaker 1: But Jane Fonder in general, beautiful woman. I mean, christ,
Speaker 1: how many women kept up and looked as great as Jane.
Speaker 1: And she's still beautiful and they're still they were still
Speaker 1: close until he died. But Richard Perry was eighty two
Speaker 1: years old. Way back in nineteen ninety four, when I
Speaker 1: was dating Margaret Maldonado, the ex wife of Jermaine Jackson,
Speaker 1: I would go to I was new, I was new.
Speaker 1: I'd fly to LA. I didn't know much about Los Angeles,
Speaker 1: and I was just relying on other pe people to
Speaker 1: tell me where to go, what to do, and they
Speaker 1: picked me up, they send me cars. I didn't know
Speaker 1: what I was doing, what clubs were hot, what restaurants
Speaker 1: were good. But these folks were just like, we got you,
Speaker 1: We got you. They read my column in New York
Speaker 1: and they wanted to be a part of my column,
Speaker 1: even though they were three thousand miles away. No New
Speaker 1: York City gossip column was writing about Los Angeles nightlife
Speaker 1: until I began to come out here. I mean none,
Speaker 1: nobody was so I began to really shine a light
Speaker 1: on the LA nightlife, and it brought a lot more
Speaker 1: readers to our paper, and it made my TV appearances
Speaker 1: that much better, and it got me a big name
Speaker 1: in Hollywood. People were afraid of me in Hollywood because
Speaker 1: Hollywood had no gossip columns. Nobody was talking in a
Speaker 1: certain tone about some of the movies and shakers in
Speaker 1: Los Angeles until I did it in my column, and
Speaker 1: all these big shots, these fucking nerds were running things
Speaker 1: in LA suddenly said, Hey, this age Benzer in New
Speaker 1: Yorkers talking a lot about it. So who is this guy?
Speaker 1: And boy? They treated me like royalty because they wanted
Speaker 1: to be right next to me. They wanted to make
Speaker 1: sure that they were in my pocket and I would
Speaker 1: take care of them. It's a great position to be
Speaker 1: in if you were me. And I was dating Margaret
Speaker 1: in a matter of apartment and she says, I gotta
Speaker 1: go to Richard's house. I gotta he doesn't know what
Speaker 1: to wear tonight. I said, what do you have to watch?
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna go to Richard's house. He's three blocks away.
Speaker 1: I want to I'm gonna put out some clothes for
Speaker 1: him to wear. For the party tonight. I said, Oh,
Speaker 1: this is this fucking guy. He's not you know, I
Speaker 1: don't know fifty. You gotta tell him a clothes to it. AJ,
Speaker 1: it's not a big deal. Are you fucking them? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, No, he's Richard Perry. He's not like that.
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it. I'm like, all right, go, what
Speaker 1: the fuck do you tell him? You're gonna lay out
Speaker 1: clothes for this guy in his bed? You're not fucking no, Ahi, Margaret,
Speaker 1: I hadn't met the guy yet. Margaret was hot shit
Speaker 1: all right. Finally I meet him. Obviously not the kind
Speaker 1: of guy Margaret would fuck, but you know, very cool guy,
Speaker 1: nice to me. And turned out he had a big
Speaker 1: ass closet in his in his master bedroom that had
Speaker 1: like one of those dry cleaning rocks that he pressed
Speaker 1: a button and all the clothes would would wrap around
Speaker 1: that closet. He could pick out a suit or a
Speaker 1: pair of pants or a coat. And I was like,
Speaker 1: holy shit, no, wonder the guy needs help. He's got
Speaker 1: six hundred pairs and suits and pants and shirts. Okay,
Speaker 1: Margaret's fashionable. I'm getting it. And then as things went on,
Speaker 1: I would go to Ago every night, and there's Richard
Speaker 1: Perry hanging out with beautiful people, recording stars, hot girls.
Speaker 1: You know, like I gotta hang out with Richard pett
Speaker 1: And he liked me. He knew I was with Margaret
Speaker 1: or I was with Margaret now I'm on my own.
Speaker 1: He loved me a lot. He just loved that I
Speaker 1: was young and fucking scrappy and making noise in LA
Speaker 1: and you're gonna be this, You're gonna be that. And
Speaker 1: one of the big things in LA back then, in
Speaker 1: the late nineties, really early aughts, was to be invited
Speaker 1: to Richard Perry's beautiful home up on the cliffs of
Speaker 1: the Hollywood Hills after dinner was done at Ago or
Speaker 1: at any other restaurant, mister chow, Spago, you name it.
Speaker 1: Because the nights end early in Los Angeles, but there's
Speaker 1: still plenty more partying to do. And you know, I'd
Speaker 1: get in my car and drive up the hill Sunset Boulevard,
Speaker 1: make a right, and Richard's house is beautiful, circular, the
Speaker 1: driveway overlooking the city, gorgeous, glistening, you could smell the
Speaker 1: eucalyptus trees. And the LA back then was a shangra
Speaker 1: law to me, and you walk in the house, and
Speaker 1: I mean everybody from Naomi Campbell to Oliver Stone to
Speaker 1: Brad Pitt, who you name it, were there and I'm
Speaker 1: walking in and because it was that era, cocaine was everywhere,
Speaker 1: and Richard would put it out in bowls. And he
Speaker 1: also had a room downstairs which was his music room,
Speaker 1: and it was a nice room, not too big, maybe
Speaker 1: twenty by twenty, very quaint, but there was a jukebox
Speaker 1: there and every song, every record in the jukebox was
Speaker 1: a record that he produced, and it was great. And
Speaker 1: all the pictures in that room were all the artists
Speaker 1: he worked with over the years. And I, you know,
Speaker 1: I had to live with Robert Evans, so I knew
Speaker 1: about these movers and shakers in Los Angeles who put
Speaker 1: these pictures of movie stars and recording artists on their
Speaker 1: walls because these are all their friends, and they're all
Speaker 1: pictures of award shows, and you know, you get used
Speaker 1: to it. And I was just hanging out at Richard's
Speaker 1: house and just drink and hang out with Naomi Campbell
Speaker 1: and Oliver Stone and all these fucking people. And yes,
Speaker 1: the drugs were everywhere, and yes we all imbibed. And
Speaker 1: it was a great fucking time. I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: know what else to say. It was just a great
Speaker 1: time to be alive, was very carefree, and to be young,
Speaker 1: and to have so much of your life ahead of you,
Speaker 1: and to look at a guy like Richard to impart
Speaker 1: wisdom on you about the business and what needs to
Speaker 1: be done and what to avoid and how to make
Speaker 1: it and it just was, uh, it was invaluable to
Speaker 1: a large degree. And I remember seeing him on TV
Speaker 1: at some awards show, probably the Grammys, and Jane was
Speaker 1: with him, and I thought, good for my man, good
Speaker 1: for him, she's a beauty, Good for Richard. And then
Speaker 1: that broke up and he got sicker and sicker with
Speaker 1: that in citious disease, and he finally passed. And it's
Speaker 1: been a shit year, guys. It's been a shit year,
Speaker 1: you know, it really has. I mean, it could have
Speaker 1: been worse. These years could always be worse. We're still alive,
Speaker 1: We're still walking and talking and breathing, so I'm not
Speaker 1: going to make it the end all of years. But
Speaker 1: twenty twenty four sucked. And just to put a cherry
Speaker 1: on top, a guy like Richard Perry to split before
Speaker 1: twenty twenty five just really but goddamn exclamation point to
Speaker 1: the year. We fought through, many of us did, and
Speaker 1: I hope to God twenty twenty five is better. I
Speaker 1: know we're going to lose people like we always do,
Speaker 1: but I hope maybe this next year I can avoid
Speaker 1: some of the big names who were good to me
Speaker 1: and really fun to be around while I was young
Speaker 1: and on the up and up and didn't have much
Speaker 1: of care in the world. Boy has that changed, right
Speaker 1: in the blink of an eye. All right, listen, I
Speaker 1: hope you have a great new year. Remember, it ain't
Speaker 1: the big things. It ain't the big things. You'll have
Speaker 1: three big things happen this year. It's the one hundred
Speaker 1: little things you have to hold on to. Trust me,
Speaker 1: hold on tight the little things and you'll be okay.
Speaker 1: I'm aj benz that was your last show for twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four. Anios and shall Alvida, Zane Syinara and Gon'
Speaker 1: fuck yourself talk is tomorrow.