WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:06.839 From Workhouse Connect and aj Benza fame. Uh, he'd liked 2 00:00:06.839 --> 00:00:09.119 to be walked on a leash and play really dirty, 3 00:00:09.279 --> 00:00:12.519 kinky sex games. He's uh the guy put the cock 4 00:00:12.800 --> 00:00:18.320 in the Peacock network. Okay, bitch, everybody, aj Benz are 5 00:00:18.359 --> 00:00:21.399 here with famous bitch. Guess what it is? January first, 6 00:00:21.440 --> 00:00:30.199 twenty twenty five. Wow, O one oh one, two, zero 7 00:00:30.280 --> 00:00:32.880 to five. It's going to be a rough year because 8 00:00:33.000 --> 00:00:36.479 I don't like fives. So we're gonna have to deal 9 00:00:36.520 --> 00:00:38.840 with this for the next twelve months. And I want 10 00:00:38.840 --> 00:00:40.719 to keep saying it. But I'm not a five guy. 11 00:00:40.840 --> 00:00:43.439 I told you years ago. Lenny Kravitz is a five guy. 12 00:00:43.560 --> 00:00:47.240 Loves the number five. It means a lot to him. 13 00:00:47.399 --> 00:00:51.399 Apparently did mean enough for him to shower regularly, but 14 00:00:51.439 --> 00:00:54.679 it means a lot to can't give him money shit 15 00:00:54.840 --> 00:00:59.439 but love the guy. But for many years he did 16 00:00:59.479 --> 00:01:03.280 smell like a circus elephant. Either way, all you girls 17 00:01:03.320 --> 00:01:05.799 think he's hot. I understand he's hot. I get it, 18 00:01:05.879 --> 00:01:09.079 But you gotta smell him. You gotta smell them. Okay, 19 00:01:09.200 --> 00:01:13.280 maybe he's changed. That was many many years ago. Hey, everybody, 20 00:01:13.319 --> 00:01:16.799 we're back, We're here. I know it's I'm taping this 21 00:01:16.879 --> 00:01:20.079 obviously a New Year's Eve, It's three point fifteen in 22 00:01:20.120 --> 00:01:23.760 the afternoon. I'm not a big fan of this holiday. 23 00:01:24.439 --> 00:01:28.000 I'm not a big fan of the changing of the years. 24 00:01:28.040 --> 00:01:30.519 Although I am looking forward to a new year. Twenty 25 00:01:30.560 --> 00:01:35.760 twenty four was an absolute shit show for many of us, 26 00:01:36.480 --> 00:01:40.799 and I want to see that gone. And it is 27 00:01:40.840 --> 00:01:43.599 going to leave. Well by the time you hear this, 28 00:01:43.680 --> 00:01:46.719 it's already left. There's gonna be some residue that we 29 00:01:46.840 --> 00:01:50.400 have to deal with. But I will say this, I 30 00:01:50.560 --> 00:01:56.079 just drove down the street and I saw something that. 31 00:01:57.120 --> 00:02:01.640 Look it. I'm happy it happened the last day of 32 00:02:01.680 --> 00:02:06.319 the year because it's just magical. Driving down the street 33 00:02:07.000 --> 00:02:10.560 making a left onto my block and I see a 34 00:02:10.960 --> 00:02:20.759 female dwarf in a wheelchair holding two leashes and two 35 00:02:20.840 --> 00:02:26.319 golden retrievers are pulling her down the sidewalk in North Hollywood. 36 00:02:27.280 --> 00:02:29.960 This is what I saw, and I thought, you know what, 37 00:02:30.919 --> 00:02:35.919 this is the greatest visual to end the year, because, 38 00:02:36.000 --> 00:02:37.840 let's face it, I don't know what you used to 39 00:02:37.919 --> 00:02:42.039 do as a kid to try to feel lucky, to 40 00:02:42.120 --> 00:02:44.800 try to think like, oh, we did a lucky thing. 41 00:02:44.879 --> 00:02:50.240 Remember we used to search for four leaf clovers. I 42 00:02:50.360 --> 00:02:53.400 don't know what happened to clovers, but when I was 43 00:02:53.439 --> 00:02:58.000 a kid, they were on every person's lawn, every school yard, 44 00:02:58.159 --> 00:03:03.479 every empty field. And when you were bored your young kids, 45 00:03:05.039 --> 00:03:09.400 rather than complain and say there's nothing to do, well, 46 00:03:09.439 --> 00:03:12.439 we laid on the lawn. Sometimes we looked up at 47 00:03:12.479 --> 00:03:15.879 the clouds and told each other I see a dinosaur. 48 00:03:16.280 --> 00:03:19.280 I see a toaster of it. You don't see that gorilla. 49 00:03:19.599 --> 00:03:23.199 You know. That's what we did. And at night we 50 00:03:23.280 --> 00:03:27.439 laid on picnic tables in our backyards or lounge chairs 51 00:03:27.479 --> 00:03:31.560 and tried to find shooting stars. Nowadays you'd be looking 52 00:03:31.599 --> 00:03:35.680 for drones and probably have a lot more luck than 53 00:03:35.719 --> 00:03:38.039 we did with shooting stus. We did see plenty of 54 00:03:38.039 --> 00:03:40.000 shooting us. But you know what we used to do. 55 00:03:40.479 --> 00:03:48.800 We'd lay on lawns. And this is after we played football, soccer, kickball, basket. 56 00:03:50.080 --> 00:03:55.280 All we did all day from ten am to seven 57 00:03:55.400 --> 00:03:59.680 pm was played ball, and we'd lay on the ground 58 00:04:00.039 --> 00:04:03.919 on the field at different hours of the day and 59 00:04:04.680 --> 00:04:08.439 search for four leaf clovers. Don't forget this is back 60 00:04:08.479 --> 00:04:12.439 when twenty of us had Irish friends and Irish neighbors. 61 00:04:12.479 --> 00:04:19.079 They've been I guess supplanted by Afghanistan neighbors. And I 62 00:04:19.079 --> 00:04:23.360 don't know Ukrainian neighbors, Nigerian neighbors. I don't know who 63 00:04:23.399 --> 00:04:27.120 you're living with, where you're living. But back then, our 64 00:04:27.160 --> 00:04:29.680 Irish friends would say, let's look for four leaf clovers 65 00:04:30.000 --> 00:04:33.759 and guess what we found plenty of them. You know, 66 00:04:33.879 --> 00:04:36.680 we couldn't really do much with them. You'd like, find 67 00:04:36.680 --> 00:04:39.839 a full leaf clovers, show your brothers, sister, mother, father, 68 00:04:39.920 --> 00:04:43.360 and that was that, maybe pressing in a book that 69 00:04:43.560 --> 00:04:45.720 was for chicks. Guys didn't. We just threw it away. 70 00:04:46.839 --> 00:04:48.360 But there was a lot of things you could do. 71 00:04:48.639 --> 00:04:52.279 You could play a lot of games with the lawn. 72 00:04:54.439 --> 00:04:59.839 Like I was just thinking, remember like those dandelion we 73 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:04.920 he said, popped up everywhere. If your family wasn't doing 74 00:05:04.959 --> 00:05:08.600 the right thing to keep your lawn regular. You had 75 00:05:08.639 --> 00:05:11.120 those dandelions that would pop up and they had that 76 00:05:11.240 --> 00:05:14.120 big cotton ball on top that you blow it, and 77 00:05:14.199 --> 00:05:19.199 all the seeds and weeds would fly across people's lawns 78 00:05:19.199 --> 00:05:22.079 and your parents would go, don't blow that. What the 79 00:05:22.360 --> 00:05:26.920 fuck is wrong with you? We're gonna have weeds. But 80 00:05:27.000 --> 00:05:29.920 you could do fun things. You could take a little 81 00:05:30.160 --> 00:05:32.800 stalk from the other one and bend it in half 82 00:05:32.839 --> 00:05:36.240 and put it beneath the cotton bowl and then slide 83 00:05:36.279 --> 00:05:40.920 it up real quick and send that cotton ball into space. 84 00:05:41.000 --> 00:05:44.240 And all the there was things we did with little 85 00:05:44.279 --> 00:05:46.920 pieces of leaves and sticks and stalks. I don't know, 86 00:05:46.959 --> 00:05:49.759 I don't know. We just kept we kept it interesting. 87 00:05:50.680 --> 00:05:56.240 But finding four leaves clovers were it was hard. But 88 00:05:56.279 --> 00:05:59.199 back then we never tried to find a dwarf in 89 00:05:59.240 --> 00:06:03.399 a wheelchair being pulled by two golden retrievers. That's really 90 00:06:03.480 --> 00:06:06.600 good luck. Speaking of luck, I just came across this 91 00:06:06.680 --> 00:06:09.519 story and I gotta tell you. I want to take 92 00:06:09.600 --> 00:06:12.680 this girl by the side and tell her what are 93 00:06:12.680 --> 00:06:16.560 you doing? What are you young? You're pretty? What are 94 00:06:16.600 --> 00:06:23.800 you doing? Remember the guy, the track star, Oscar Pistorius, right, 95 00:06:23.959 --> 00:06:27.519 the guy with the fake legs, the track star who 96 00:06:27.639 --> 00:06:32.839 killed his girlfriend, Riva Steen Can right. I think that 97 00:06:32.920 --> 00:06:37.040 was your name, Reva right. Well, now he's dating another girl. 98 00:06:38.199 --> 00:06:45.959 Her name is Rita Rita, Notriva Rita. She's with him now. 99 00:06:47.800 --> 00:06:51.120 I hope this chick is sleeping with one eye open. 100 00:06:51.800 --> 00:06:57.240 He already killed one girlfriend almost the same name, and 101 00:06:57.319 --> 00:07:05.240 their faces are very similar. Girl, be careful, be careful anyhow, 102 00:07:05.439 --> 00:07:11.240 uh I did relationships as a bit earlier today with 103 00:07:11.319 --> 00:07:14.839 Mike and Arena. We went through some of the things 104 00:07:15.000 --> 00:07:18.680 we've gone through with Christmas and New Years and presents 105 00:07:18.720 --> 00:07:25.360 and gifts and some fun stuff. Some fun stuff was unfurled. 106 00:07:26.839 --> 00:07:29.920 We talked about some of the worst gifts we've gotten. 107 00:07:31.240 --> 00:07:32.720 And I got to tell you, I think I might 108 00:07:32.720 --> 00:07:36.040 have said this in the past, but I don't mean 109 00:07:36.040 --> 00:07:39.560 this to be mean, but my aunt Mary was very artistic. 110 00:07:39.759 --> 00:07:42.160 You know, when I was a kid, Aunt Mary was old, 111 00:07:43.000 --> 00:07:45.560 so by the time I got to be eighteen, she 112 00:07:45.759 --> 00:07:52.120 was even older and very artistic. She could draw, she 113 00:07:52.160 --> 00:07:57.600 could paint. She would paint scenic scenes inside of a clamshell. 114 00:07:57.759 --> 00:08:01.000 She traveled the world, so her room was full of 115 00:08:01.560 --> 00:08:05.680 paintings of Africa and wild animals that she saw, and 116 00:08:05.839 --> 00:08:10.759 Hawaii and sunsets and all sorts of marvelous things and 117 00:08:10.920 --> 00:08:15.079 Galopagos Islands and you name it. And Mary went everywhere. 118 00:08:17.199 --> 00:08:22.079 But of course, as I told you, when she was conceived, 119 00:08:22.639 --> 00:08:27.480 my grandfather wasn't the most safe man. Put it that way, 120 00:08:28.120 --> 00:08:31.079 And apparently he had messed around with some woman or 121 00:08:31.160 --> 00:08:36.480 some girl, and he contracted a ven aerial disease and 122 00:08:36.679 --> 00:08:41.919 stt as it were, and he was, you know, I 123 00:08:41.919 --> 00:08:45.559 can't believe I'm gonna say this. He's fucking grandma. And 124 00:08:46.080 --> 00:08:50.080 at some point Aunt Mary was conceived, but apparently because 125 00:08:50.120 --> 00:08:54.759 Grandpa had a dirty dick, something was wrong with Aunt Mary. 126 00:08:55.279 --> 00:08:57.879 Syphilis was a kind of rea. It was the lesser 127 00:08:57.960 --> 00:09:00.480 of the two evils either way. It married came through 128 00:09:00.519 --> 00:09:04.720 the birth canal, and her eyesight was really messed with, 129 00:09:05.799 --> 00:09:10.679 almost legally blind, all right, And she never complained. But 130 00:09:10.799 --> 00:09:14.039 as she got older she would paint and draw and 131 00:09:14.159 --> 00:09:17.960 really make, you know, make amazing pictures and portraits and stuff. 132 00:09:18.159 --> 00:09:21.879 But as she got older. Now I'm graduating high school 133 00:09:21.879 --> 00:09:27.600 and Mary decides she's going to paint my high school 134 00:09:27.639 --> 00:09:32.600 graduation picture and present it to me on Christmas Eve 135 00:09:33.039 --> 00:09:36.879 when we gave gifts. And I didn't know this. My 136 00:09:37.000 --> 00:09:40.840 family knew. I didn't know. I opened the gift and 137 00:09:40.919 --> 00:09:44.240 there's a portrait of me in my cap and gown, 138 00:09:45.240 --> 00:09:49.840 and everybody is waiting with baited breath. Rose Jack my mother, 139 00:09:49.919 --> 00:09:52.120 Oh my god, what does he think of the gift? 140 00:09:52.440 --> 00:09:56.279 I couldn't say anything, but she painted me with like 141 00:09:56.320 --> 00:10:01.360 a lazy eye. It wasn't me was another person in 142 00:10:01.440 --> 00:10:06.039 my cap and gown graduating from my high school. Couldn't 143 00:10:06.159 --> 00:10:08.879 say anything. All I could do was go oh, and Mary, 144 00:10:08.960 --> 00:10:14.039 this is beautiful, amazing, And of course my painless nephew 145 00:10:14.159 --> 00:10:16.960 Joey and his brother Jackie put it up right now, 146 00:10:17.080 --> 00:10:19.120 hang it up behind the bar. Put it up. We 147 00:10:19.200 --> 00:10:22.399 got to see this every day because they knew it 148 00:10:22.480 --> 00:10:27.120 looked nothing like me. So for many years, without Aunt 149 00:10:27.200 --> 00:10:33.440 Mary knowing, we called her. We may believe she had 150 00:10:33.480 --> 00:10:37.559 a studio where she painted portraits of people, and we said, 151 00:10:38.039 --> 00:10:44.840 Aunt Mary painting studios for the portrait that's not quite you. 152 00:10:46.240 --> 00:10:49.080 And that picture of me, who didn't look like me 153 00:10:49.679 --> 00:10:53.000 hung up on the wall, hung on the wall behind 154 00:10:53.039 --> 00:10:57.519 the bar, and it stayed there for years. That was 155 00:10:57.559 --> 00:11:00.519 one of my I mean, looking back, was a great 156 00:11:00.559 --> 00:11:05.519 gift because I who can talk about gifts? Forty years 157 00:11:05.600 --> 00:11:09.320 later I think about I'm still talking about that one gift, 158 00:11:09.360 --> 00:11:11.840 so it obviously meant a lot to me. I could 159 00:11:12.440 --> 00:11:15.399 who could tell you about shirts and pants and things 160 00:11:15.440 --> 00:11:19.399 you got? But I remember it Mary's portrait. I guess 161 00:11:19.399 --> 00:11:21.399 I'm talking about Christmas because I was sick and I 162 00:11:21.399 --> 00:11:23.840 didn't really get the chance to talk to you guys. 163 00:11:23.840 --> 00:11:28.559 But I did see a picture of Kim Kardashian with 164 00:11:28.679 --> 00:11:33.279 her kids, her four kids. It's really quite It's not amazing, 165 00:11:33.759 --> 00:11:37.679 but it's really interesting that these kids North Chicago, Saint 166 00:11:37.759 --> 00:11:42.759 and Psalm are the ages between eleven and five. And 167 00:11:43.000 --> 00:11:46.000 Kim did the whole thing, and look, I gave her 168 00:11:46.039 --> 00:11:49.759 some credit. Kanye is gone. He is with his hot 169 00:11:49.799 --> 00:11:53.919 piece of ass Bianca sensory, his new wife who wears 170 00:11:54.080 --> 00:11:58.120 very little clothes, their globe, trotting around the world, and 171 00:11:58.799 --> 00:12:02.360 he's not really around his children much or his ex wife. 172 00:12:02.879 --> 00:12:07.399 And there's Kim in, you know, showing everybody the Christmas 173 00:12:07.440 --> 00:12:10.159 tree and the pictures. It's a beautiful tree, a very 174 00:12:10.279 --> 00:12:17.120 lavish Kardashian tree, and she's with her younger daughter and 175 00:12:17.159 --> 00:12:23.000 they're both wearing the same red leather dress. Kim looks great. 176 00:12:23.240 --> 00:12:26.279 I'm not gonna lie. I'm a big fan of her looks. 177 00:12:26.440 --> 00:12:31.080 Her looks. That's it. Not her philosophy, not her knowledge, 178 00:12:31.240 --> 00:12:36.080 not her intellect, just her looks from the belly button up, 179 00:12:36.840 --> 00:12:39.039 from the belly button up. As I've said, I think 180 00:12:39.080 --> 00:12:43.480 she's flat out a fucking twelve. That's it. You know, 181 00:12:44.919 --> 00:12:49.440 if she doesn't open her mouth. Well to talk put 182 00:12:49.480 --> 00:12:52.720 it that way. But she's next to the kids, right, 183 00:12:53.399 --> 00:12:58.759 and she's wearing a leather version of this dress. Her cleavage. 184 00:12:58.919 --> 00:13:04.679 She looks fan fantastic. The dress is one thousand dollars, 185 00:13:05.799 --> 00:13:08.360 and of course nowadays it depressed. They gotta tell you 186 00:13:08.399 --> 00:13:11.360 exactly what the person is wearing. They look it up, 187 00:13:11.480 --> 00:13:15.919 they do, they do the research, They go to websites. Yes, 188 00:13:16.120 --> 00:13:19.279 she had a thing with a plunging neckline, a lace 189 00:13:19.399 --> 00:13:24.039 up detailed down the front, a halter neckline. Blah blah blah. 190 00:13:24.159 --> 00:13:26.559 We have to hear all the details about this. But 191 00:13:26.639 --> 00:13:32.200 of course her daughter had a dress and it was ruffled, 192 00:13:33.639 --> 00:13:41.159 and it was a cleavage dress costing sixteen hundred dollars 193 00:13:41.200 --> 00:13:47.519 in change, had the same details as her mom. Short hemline, 194 00:13:47.559 --> 00:13:53.399 spaghetti straps. I mean, of course, the daughter, you know, 195 00:13:53.559 --> 00:13:58.639 Chicago's dress was worn over a short sleeve top, thank goodness. 196 00:13:58.679 --> 00:14:04.480 But she matched her. And everybody who saw this picture 197 00:14:04.679 --> 00:14:08.759 was just, oh, I've got to have Chicago's dress. She 198 00:14:08.919 --> 00:14:12.919 is a fashion icon. No one's an icon. Who's a 199 00:14:13.120 --> 00:14:16.799 kid whose parents or mother hands you are dressed to hear, 200 00:14:16.919 --> 00:14:20.679 shut the fuck up with icon. She's a fucking kid, 201 00:14:23.120 --> 00:14:28.039 and Kim said she wanted to keep this Christmas photo simple. 202 00:14:28.759 --> 00:14:33.679 We've all been there as parents. I'm far beyond the 203 00:14:33.879 --> 00:14:36.600 era where you took your kids to J. C. Penny. 204 00:14:37.279 --> 00:14:40.519 He sat down with her husband and your two children 205 00:14:40.679 --> 00:14:43.600 or one child or three. You got the picture and 206 00:14:43.679 --> 00:14:46.679 everything was great. You paid the price, and then three 207 00:14:46.720 --> 00:14:51.960 weeks later the pictures came back. Remember that JC Pennies. 208 00:14:52.320 --> 00:14:57.519 Now that's not what Kim Kardashian does. But to say 209 00:14:57.559 --> 00:15:01.639 the daughter looked adorable is sick to me. It really 210 00:15:01.720 --> 00:15:05.679 is sick. A six year old kid dressing and acting 211 00:15:05.799 --> 00:15:10.240 like an eighteen year old, now, it's not good. And 212 00:15:10.639 --> 00:15:15.000 for a mother to possibly force that upon the child. No, 213 00:15:15.639 --> 00:15:19.600 all I see, call me crazy is a bunch of 214 00:15:19.840 --> 00:15:25.440 bullshit coming for Kim Kardashian as a mother, because these 215 00:15:25.559 --> 00:15:29.440 kids seem to be very undisciplined. Look at the faces 216 00:15:29.519 --> 00:15:34.559 on the picture of these kids. They're all going to 217 00:15:34.639 --> 00:15:39.000 be many disasters by the time they reach twenty years old. 218 00:15:40.039 --> 00:15:43.159 If they survived that long, God forbid. But I don't 219 00:15:43.240 --> 00:15:47.399 like what's going on. There's one kid psalm, Oh my god, 220 00:15:47.639 --> 00:15:51.960 this kid looks like the whole world has gone bad 221 00:15:52.039 --> 00:15:54.759 for him. You have a look at your dog when 222 00:15:54.799 --> 00:15:57.039 your dog is laying around with you in those big 223 00:15:57.080 --> 00:16:00.600 puppy eyes. And I used to always look at Toutsi's 224 00:16:00.639 --> 00:16:04.480 eyes and go, why does it look like everything bad 225 00:16:04.720 --> 00:16:08.919 in the world happened to you today? What is with 226 00:16:09.120 --> 00:16:14.759 those eyeballs? That's a dog's eyes. Kim's kids have those eyes. 227 00:16:16.200 --> 00:16:21.120 It's very weird. And did you see speaking of Kardashian's 228 00:16:21.240 --> 00:16:27.960 Travis Barker, the drummer right, whose daughter Alabama with her mother, 229 00:16:28.120 --> 00:16:35.559 Shana Moekler Alabama, was hospitalized at nineteen years old for 230 00:16:35.799 --> 00:16:41.080 nicotine withdrawal. What a wonderful thing to have to tell people, 231 00:16:41.159 --> 00:16:44.519 to have to swallow as a parent, My nineteen year 232 00:16:44.559 --> 00:16:50.720 old teenager is in trouble because of nicotine withdrawal. Well, 233 00:16:50.720 --> 00:16:53.720 that really says a lot about your parenting, doesn't it. 234 00:16:54.399 --> 00:16:57.799 You know what happened. She stopped vaping. She stopped vaping 235 00:16:57.879 --> 00:17:00.879 cold turkey and didn't like how she feelings, so she 236 00:17:01.039 --> 00:17:04.400 called nine one one went to the hospital. But she 237 00:17:04.519 --> 00:17:08.799 wants everybody to know the exact details. They gave her 238 00:17:08.799 --> 00:17:12.720 a nicotine patch and an inhaler and that's all, guys. 239 00:17:12.759 --> 00:17:18.039 She's fine. And on top of that, she had to 240 00:17:18.079 --> 00:17:22.599 tell all of us, let's please avoid spreading any rumors 241 00:17:22.640 --> 00:17:27.119 and focus on moving forward. Thank you. I want to 242 00:17:27.200 --> 00:17:30.599 tell any kid under twenty two years old to shut 243 00:17:30.640 --> 00:17:33.279 the fuck up if you don't talk to grown ups 244 00:17:33.359 --> 00:17:37.240 like this little girl, you've been fucking up since you're thirteen. 245 00:17:37.279 --> 00:17:41.279 You've been vaping, you've been sucking nicotine into your lung 246 00:17:41.359 --> 00:17:45.839 since you're thirteen. And your father, who's a big shot, 247 00:17:45.960 --> 00:17:49.400 fucking rock and roll drummer, has a loudness, and your 248 00:17:49.480 --> 00:17:52.119 mother SHANEA Mochler or I'll tell you a story about 249 00:17:52.160 --> 00:17:59.359 in a minute. This is all good Jesus Christ. Six 250 00:17:59.559 --> 00:18:04.160 years on nickedteen at nineteen years old, can you imagine 251 00:18:04.200 --> 00:18:09.759 the lack of parenting. These are parents who've mainly thought 252 00:18:09.759 --> 00:18:15.440 about themselves four years. How many pictures have we seen 253 00:18:17.079 --> 00:18:22.319 with Travis Barker the drummer sitting on a boat in Italy, 254 00:18:22.559 --> 00:18:27.319 with Courtney Kordashian straddling him, dry humping him on the 255 00:18:27.440 --> 00:18:30.799 bay in Venice as they get to the film festival, 256 00:18:31.000 --> 00:18:35.680 Give me a break. And Shana Moechler Alabama's mom. When 257 00:18:35.720 --> 00:18:37.880 I used to go to the Playboy Mansion back when 258 00:18:37.920 --> 00:18:41.799 it just jumped off again. Shana was hot shit, beautiful 259 00:18:41.839 --> 00:18:44.799 as the day is long, sexy as hell, and she 260 00:18:45.039 --> 00:18:48.240 wanted to have fun and we got close. You know, 261 00:18:48.319 --> 00:18:53.319 we were talking, calling, emailing her email back then, if 262 00:18:53.359 --> 00:18:56.519 I remember it correctly, you ready for this. She was 263 00:18:56.599 --> 00:19:00.319 so into the movie Mulan Ruge that her email was 264 00:19:00.400 --> 00:19:04.759 something about sparkling diamond. But she was hot to trot 265 00:19:04.960 --> 00:19:08.599 and she was juggling a bunch of different guys while 266 00:19:08.799 --> 00:19:12.480 she was with the famous boxer Oscar de la Joya. 267 00:19:13.000 --> 00:19:16.559 Mind you and I remember one time at the Playboy mansion. 268 00:19:16.599 --> 00:19:19.119 I was chatting her up and you know, talking about 269 00:19:19.200 --> 00:19:21.359 coming to see her, and she goes, you gotta come 270 00:19:21.400 --> 00:19:24.519 to my house. I'm having a party. What because Oscar 271 00:19:24.680 --> 00:19:27.960 cheated on me and I'm having an open house and 272 00:19:28.000 --> 00:19:33.759 we're all gonna drink his expensive wine and tequilas he's 273 00:19:33.880 --> 00:19:37.200 bought over the years, and he's not gonna know shit 274 00:19:37.759 --> 00:19:40.519 and come to my house or hour. I didn't go 275 00:19:41.240 --> 00:19:44.720 because I thought, oh my god, this is gross. Okay, 276 00:19:44.799 --> 00:19:47.799 he cheated on her, but she's gonna empty his wine 277 00:19:47.839 --> 00:19:54.960 cellar and his expensive liquor. Yeah. I didn't want any 278 00:19:55.079 --> 00:19:58.039 part of her after that. But think of how their 279 00:19:58.160 --> 00:20:03.720 little girl's lungs. MU look, step up and be a 280 00:20:03.880 --> 00:20:06.720 dad and a mom and put an end to this shit. 281 00:20:06.960 --> 00:20:10.599 She's nineteen years old. She's not a queen that you 282 00:20:10.680 --> 00:20:15.759 can't get to. She's your fucking kid. You know, I 283 00:20:15.799 --> 00:20:18.960 look at this kid. I watch her on Instagram with 284 00:20:19.079 --> 00:20:23.480 the very expensive sexual body suits, the tons of make up, 285 00:20:23.559 --> 00:20:28.440 the smoking, the drugs, the sex, the parties, and you know, 286 00:20:28.519 --> 00:20:31.559 of course there's many pictures of her giving the finger 287 00:20:31.680 --> 00:20:35.920 to the camera because you know, it's so hard. It's 288 00:20:35.960 --> 00:20:40.039 so hard in her life. And when your dad is 289 00:20:40.079 --> 00:20:44.160 a multi millionaire rock and roll star and your step 290 00:20:44.200 --> 00:20:47.839 mom is a Kardashian, of course you're gonna give the 291 00:20:47.960 --> 00:20:51.160 finger to the world because it's just hard. I mean, 292 00:20:51.319 --> 00:20:55.480 you know, she didn't she didn't ask for that life, guys, 293 00:20:55.559 --> 00:21:02.559 she just got it. I'm not in favor of hitting kids. 294 00:21:02.640 --> 00:21:04.880 I've never done it. I don't raise my voice, I 295 00:21:04.880 --> 00:21:07.799 don't raise my hands to my children. They've never needed it. 296 00:21:08.240 --> 00:21:11.400 This fucking kid needs to smack in the face and 297 00:21:11.519 --> 00:21:15.119 to be grounded for a fucking month and change. And 298 00:21:15.160 --> 00:21:18.119 her father needs to step up his game and make 299 00:21:18.160 --> 00:21:21.279 sure she runs and walks the straight and fucking narrow 300 00:21:21.440 --> 00:21:26.680 or else she will be gone in the next five years. 301 00:21:28.400 --> 00:21:32.200 But here's the funniest part. Alabama, you know, is only 302 00:21:32.240 --> 00:21:37.720 an occasional vape smoker. She says. These people are all 303 00:21:37.720 --> 00:21:40.680 full of shit. People who vape and tell you it's 304 00:21:40.720 --> 00:21:47.559 not a big deal. Don't worry, No, don't listen to them. 305 00:21:47.720 --> 00:21:49.839 And by the way, she wants to be a rapper, 306 00:21:49.920 --> 00:21:52.920 and people in the music industry told this girl, hey, look, 307 00:21:53.000 --> 00:21:56.160 vaping could damage your voice. She doesn't care. But the 308 00:21:56.279 --> 00:21:58.799 fact that she wants to be a rapper, a rich 309 00:21:58.920 --> 00:22:04.799 white girl, from what bazes somebody? Fucking light my hair 310 00:22:04.839 --> 00:22:10.119 on fire. Speaking of rappers, it looks like our friends 311 00:22:10.119 --> 00:22:14.000 in Australia are dealing with the same suppression of speech 312 00:22:14.079 --> 00:22:18.960 we dealt with here in America before Trump won. And 313 00:22:19.559 --> 00:22:23.000 podcasters have been elevated to the point that we are 314 00:22:23.119 --> 00:22:29.880 now the people who disperse the truth, not the mainstream media. Anyhow, 315 00:22:29.920 --> 00:22:35.839 some cute little rapper named Eliah May out of Australia 316 00:22:36.519 --> 00:22:39.519 has a song called Karma Geddon and I wish I 317 00:22:39.599 --> 00:22:43.119 thought of that. It's a great title, Karma Geddon. And 318 00:22:43.200 --> 00:22:49.839 because she spit some hard truth about COVID in the vaccine. Oh, 319 00:22:49.960 --> 00:22:53.400 she's in a lot of trouble. She's now an independent artist. 320 00:22:53.960 --> 00:22:56.519 She lost her manager. They dropped her from her label 321 00:22:56.559 --> 00:23:00.119 because the lyrics on a song she refused to change. 322 00:23:00.720 --> 00:23:05.079 And what are those lyrics in question? Man made virus? 323 00:23:05.160 --> 00:23:09.519 Watched the millions die, biggest profit of their lives. Here's inflation. 324 00:23:09.720 --> 00:23:14.440 That's your prize. This is karma. Geddon done, drop dismissed. 325 00:23:15.319 --> 00:23:20.799 What bullshit? Thank god things are turning around here for 326 00:23:20.839 --> 00:23:28.000 the better. Really, man, it's just it's wonderful to be 327 00:23:28.039 --> 00:23:31.359 able to speak your mind, not look not to say 328 00:23:32.079 --> 00:23:39.240 there's not disadvantages or bad parts about that, because there is. 329 00:23:39.279 --> 00:23:42.000 You know, like, look all my life when I was 330 00:23:42.000 --> 00:23:46.000 a journalist, and you know, I wrote about people, I 331 00:23:46.039 --> 00:23:51.799 holm my intuition, I pulled together great sources, and I 332 00:23:51.880 --> 00:23:54.119 was able to write great stories for a long time, 333 00:23:55.440 --> 00:24:00.319 and I always got information that nine times that ten, 334 00:24:00.480 --> 00:24:05.720 nine point nine times out of ten was true. And 335 00:24:06.680 --> 00:24:12.039 I've taken that attitude and that experience into the podcast 336 00:24:12.119 --> 00:24:14.759 world for the last seven and a half years, and 337 00:24:14.839 --> 00:24:17.200 I've always spoken from my hip, and that's what makes 338 00:24:17.240 --> 00:24:20.440 this podcast better than a lot of podcasts, because you're 339 00:24:20.480 --> 00:24:24.359 hearing things from me that no one else will say. 340 00:24:24.480 --> 00:24:28.240 And frankly, for many years, people didn't know if it 341 00:24:28.279 --> 00:24:33.680 was okay to speak frankly on a podcast. It was 342 00:24:33.720 --> 00:24:38.200 like uncertain, Oh no, no, it's fine, it's fine. It's 343 00:24:38.240 --> 00:24:41.240 almost the wild West. You can almost say what you 344 00:24:41.279 --> 00:24:44.599 want on podcasts because no one's coming to sue you. 345 00:24:45.160 --> 00:24:48.680 It's really weird. And I think in twenty twenty five 346 00:24:48.799 --> 00:24:54.119 now that podcasts have surpassed the mainstream media liars, and 347 00:24:54.200 --> 00:24:57.799 I'm so happy about that. It is gonna come a 348 00:24:57.920 --> 00:25:00.839 point in time very soon where they laid down the 349 00:25:00.960 --> 00:25:05.039 law and those of us who have these podcasts are 350 00:25:05.079 --> 00:25:07.400 going to have to make sure what we say is 351 00:25:07.799 --> 00:25:11.200 accurate or will pay the price. And that's fine. I 352 00:25:11.240 --> 00:25:15.720 don't care. I've worked within those parameters for many, many years. 353 00:25:16.279 --> 00:25:21.759 Bring it on, but we have freedom of speech, and 354 00:25:21.880 --> 00:25:26.079 Donald Trump will make sure, as will Elon Musk, and 355 00:25:26.119 --> 00:25:28.359 we're going to continue on and have a great time 356 00:25:28.799 --> 00:25:32.359 and escape the last four years of this bullshit nonsense, 357 00:25:32.480 --> 00:25:35.559 where not only could we not say we wanted to say, 358 00:25:35.559 --> 00:25:37.799 but we had to believe the bullshit that was being 359 00:25:37.920 --> 00:25:40.759 pushed on us, and we all knew it was nonsense. 360 00:25:42.240 --> 00:25:45.079 Going back to Kim Kardashian real quick. I gotta say 361 00:25:45.240 --> 00:25:47.880 I've said this a million times. I think she's gorgeous, 362 00:25:49.039 --> 00:25:51.920 but she looks late. Look, let me tell you something. 363 00:25:51.960 --> 00:25:55.519 That red dress on Christmas fucking knockout. But I'll tell 364 00:25:55.519 --> 00:25:59.920 you right now, she looks like she's been seeing Lauren Sanchez, 365 00:26:00.119 --> 00:26:04.319 his surgeon. You know, Jeff Bezos is hot to truck girlfriend. 366 00:26:04.440 --> 00:26:07.279 I'm not even gonna say bad shit about Lauren Sanchez. 367 00:26:07.319 --> 00:26:10.319 Of course she's had work. Of course she's half fake, 368 00:26:10.440 --> 00:26:14.359 half plastic. I don't care. Have you seen Jeff Bezos 369 00:26:14.440 --> 00:26:17.440 twenty years ago? Did you ever think he'd have a 370 00:26:17.440 --> 00:26:20.880 piece of ass next to him like that? No? You didn't. 371 00:26:20.920 --> 00:26:24.279 So he's having a ball. She's dressed him better. He's 372 00:26:24.319 --> 00:26:28.319 a cooler guy, he's making better moves. A good woman 373 00:26:28.440 --> 00:26:32.359 next to a dark and a nerd like Kim makes 374 00:26:32.440 --> 00:26:38.400 a huge difference. But Lauren Sanchez, who ladies. I hate 375 00:26:38.400 --> 00:26:40.079 to tell you it is because she want to think 376 00:26:40.160 --> 00:26:44.200 your boyfriend's or husbands think just like you. Ninety percent 377 00:26:44.240 --> 00:26:46.920 of your boyfriend's a husband with fuck Lauren Sanchez in 378 00:26:46.960 --> 00:26:50.720 a second. We would, we would because she's sexy enough. 379 00:26:52.279 --> 00:26:53.960 I don't even know why I got oh, I got 380 00:26:54.039 --> 00:26:56.920 the subject because Kim Kardashian looks like she's using the 381 00:26:56.960 --> 00:26:59.599 same surgeon, and I hope she's not, because she's a 382 00:26:59.640 --> 00:27:02.480 much more beautiful person than Lauren Sanchez ever was. And 383 00:27:02.519 --> 00:27:05.640 I knew Lauren Sanchez before the surgery, way back in 384 00:27:05.680 --> 00:27:07.920 the day in nineteen ninety five, when she was on 385 00:27:07.960 --> 00:27:11.960 the make, trying to find the next Jeff Bezos or him, 386 00:27:12.160 --> 00:27:22.519 and she found them. Oh my god. Anyhow, she Kim 387 00:27:22.720 --> 00:27:28.279 has this. Here's the thing about Kim Kardashian. There are 388 00:27:28.319 --> 00:27:33.440 some people who think she did that Santa Baby. Did 389 00:27:33.480 --> 00:27:35.759 you see that video on Christmas Day where she crawled 390 00:27:35.799 --> 00:27:38.400 on the floor in the Santa Bait. It was a 391 00:27:38.599 --> 00:27:43.240 very strange video. Travis Barker was involved, and it was weird. 392 00:27:43.799 --> 00:27:49.720 Kim looked like a soused Elizabeth Taylor after a drunken 393 00:27:49.880 --> 00:27:53.880 argument with Richard Burton, and she was crawling around the floor. 394 00:27:55.160 --> 00:27:58.000 Even though she looked I still found it sexy. I 395 00:27:58.039 --> 00:28:01.480 hate to tell you she looked a mess, but guys 396 00:28:01.519 --> 00:28:05.079 are fucked up. We even think if you're messy, you're sexy. 397 00:28:05.599 --> 00:28:07.680 But there are there, there are there are people who 398 00:28:07.720 --> 00:28:11.920 think she did that. That video to draw attention away 399 00:28:11.920 --> 00:28:15.160 from the fact that apparently helped me out here. I'm 400 00:28:15.200 --> 00:28:19.839 not good with money, and apparently she's there's a change 401 00:28:20.359 --> 00:28:25.319