Speaker 1: This is a spoiled child who is blackout drunk, who
is going to attempt to put his feet in the
ocean via an infloatable deck that is difficult to balance
on when you're sober. So that's not gonna work, right, Tattoo,
He's gonna fall in and die. He's gonna get mauled
bike Grizzly bear down there and v He's gonna be
traumatized all over again. You're never gonna believe what happened
to Jack. Don't tell me you come fall by Grizzly.
He got mauled by by I didn't even know where
they came from.
Speaker 2: One in Barcelona. Welcome to board. Hello, how are you hello?
Happy Friday?
Speaker 1: Happy buzzball Friday. This is another episode of bad TV.
I'm Dylan.
Speaker 3: That's pat permission to come aboard.
Speaker 1: Kaylin's on the ones and twos. How you doing, dude?
What color is that?
Speaker 3: It's blue? But the flavor is berry cherry limead.
Speaker 1: Berry cherry limeaid. How is it?
Speaker 3: It's delicious?
Speaker 1: Okay? How many of those do you have? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I buy them because it's buzzball Friday.
Speaker 1: I buy like four, you get four? Four?
Speaker 3: They sell them in four packs at Ralph's.
Speaker 1: Now, have you thought about buying in bulk? No, I
don't want to cross the line. You think that you
like buzzballs too much, that if there are too many around,
you'll drink too many of them. Well, Dyal, I think
about it.
Speaker 3: Sometimes it's like I don't wanna I'm wanna have to
crack a can of beer or something like that. I'd
rather just uh, it will wake the wife. I'd rather
just pour a buzzball into a glass.
Speaker 1: All right, we're here to talk about below deck and
below deck only.
Speaker 3: I'm contemplating what I just said and that made no
sense at all, and I want to apologize.
Speaker 1: That they're both cans. I didn't even want to get
into it. Yeah, yeah, okay, So what's up? Oh much?
How you been doing?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 1: Good? Good?
Speaker 3: Can we say where we're going after this?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Why not? No? Okay? Playing Kalen and Fantasy this week? Oh? Interesting? Yes,
he is my enemy. Not as interesting as the person
we're gonna have dinner with Lava. No, it's not. It's
also not as show body. True. Ah, that's your issue.
Speaker 3: Yes, Look, we're friends with see rats now, Dylan, we're
in the world Our after show is like I think,
close to beating Watch what Happens Live.
Speaker 1: We're their direct competitor. Do you know that?
Speaker 3: Remind the audience Kaylin what we're doing.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, after below Deck airs on the West Coast,
go to our YouTube channel and you can walk the
episodees live.
Speaker 1: Oh I forgot I got that, and everybody thank Calen.
Kailyn has been working very hard on the show, very
hard on the show Below Deck episode something, I think
it's episode three. Yeah, we have a lot of Jizzy
stuff tonight. It's I am sorry, fucking I'll.
Speaker 5: Turn my mic off.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, you don't have to. You don't have
to o Jizzy stuff. Kind of, She's just kind of
the most out of this pile of sea rats that
we have, Jizzy is among the most vile. We also
have Christian who is very close to just punching everyone
in the face.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but Max is uh has a punchable face too.
Speaker 1: He's created a punchable energy. Max needs to chill out. Nathan.
I was actually, I guess I'm getting into my pots
right now. Nathan. I was actually kind of proud of
this evening. And I think that Wall what's his name Paul,
who's the kid? Who's this little child that's on this boat? Jack?
Who's the primary?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Jack? Jack? Jack? Just an uninteresting and boring.
Speaker 3: Archetype arche You've seen it so many times before, just just.
Speaker 1: As Jack had meaningless affluent demands from a spoiled, rotten child.
Speaker 3: I have to say this. Sometimes you like look on
the outside and sometimes I'm wrong. But when I look
at Jack, I go, I don't think he's ever created
or done anything to make his own money. I think
he's a spoiled little What do you call that.
Speaker 1: Where your parents give you money? Baby?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: The other one where a trust fund?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Trust fund? Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes, because people that talk like this didn't actually earn
any money. I know a billionaire. He drives a pickup truck.
It's three years old, and you wouldn't know he's a millionaire.
Speaker 1: That's my thing with billionaires, you know, like I can't
remember who was talking come out this recently, but somebody
was talking to a billionaire like how you doing? Oh
I'm so ignosted at work? Was crazy work? What are
you doing working? Why are you working? I know that
you have a motor You're like a hummingbird that loves buzzballs.
But if you had a billion dollars, would you be working? Yeah,
that's so crazy.
Speaker 3: Dylan Idle, hands of the Devil's Playground, any person that's
ever sold.
Speaker 1: About it, I'm true. I I'm not talking about true idleness,
but like definitely not working.
Speaker 3: Everybody that says they're going to retire. Ozzy Osborne, who's
dead now, he said he was going to retire after
the No Tiers tour. Do you know what year that was?
Nineteen ninety two?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Who? And who doesn't know? When the No Tiers
tour was okay?
Speaker 3: And he went and he took a year off and
he said he was gonna focus on painting and hang
out with his family.
Speaker 1: Guess what happened.
Speaker 3: He got really fucking bored and then started diving deep
into the bottle. He had to start getting back in
the studio.
Speaker 1: And go back on the road. Yeah, and then a
couple of years later he flipped an ATV on top
of him and almost died. Is that what made him
like ooh? Or was he always like that?
Speaker 3: I never knew that.
Speaker 1: You didn't know that? Uh huh? And they played it
on the Osbourne's Really Yeah, he had a really bad
ATV accident. Kaylen, can you look up the injuries that
Ozzy Osbourne sustained in that ATV accident because I fear
as though it was quite bad. Oh okay, yeah, well
life changing. I saw him like.
Speaker 3: Two more times live. I didn't see it affect his
performance at all. But my point here dyl injury.
Speaker 1: What were the injuries?
Speaker 5: He suffered a broken collarbone, eight fractured ribs, and a
fractured vertebrae and was in a coma for eight days,
requiring resuscitation twice.
Speaker 3: Never knew that.
Speaker 1: Holy cow. I think after that you kind of get
a little or that could have been just the booze. Yeah,
not sure.
Speaker 3: I wish I could sit down and relax, but I
always feel, like my wife tells me, one of the
worst things is for me to be have nothing to do,
because I get up and start walking around the room
and circles.
Speaker 1: Yeah you pace. Anyways, back to Below Deck and I'm
really sorry that I took us on the diatribe. I
thought it was a good episode of Below Deck. You know,
we were in this kind of probationary period in the
beginning of the season where we always hire a sea
rat or five that are not suitable for this position.
The only time a sea rat really gets fired is
if they are such a toxic human being with such
a sad sea rat history that they cause too much
emotional turmoil for the rest of the sea rats. More commonly, though,
they're just a true and apparent danger for the souls
on this vessel. And that's what we have with Tests
and Christian. I give this episode seventy nine pots.
Speaker 3: Seventy nine pots, all right, So I want to start
off the episode by apologizing to Nate. Nate, I have
to admit I was a little I was probably giving
you a little a little shit because I think your
baby mom is gorgeous and you're a tremendous.
Speaker 1: Fuck up for screwing that up.
Speaker 3: But as far as your work here on this vessel,
the uh casting did you dirty?
Speaker 2: Man?
Speaker 3: They really Normally you get one incompetent person and then
someone that has like anger issues or something or sex
addiction issues. They gave you two incompetent idiots. And I
now see that you know what you're doing, and I
feel for you as a person.
Speaker 1: Holy shit, this is quite a bit of growth from you, Patty.
These buzzballs have some kind of they're a magical tonic.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And even Josh in the kitchen, I'm like, okay,
he is very competent, so of course they're going to
throw him a curve ball in the next episode. A
vegan who has very discerning tastes.
Speaker 1: And which is an oxymoron? Yeah? Yeah? And how much
fucking cassava flower horseshit can you eat? You know, you
can't even eat eggs as a vegan, right, you cannot? Okay,
peanut butter, you can eat peanut butter. Honey. I don't
know if true vegans will not eat honey. Jesus fucking Christ.
Speaker 3: Okay, uh, Christian? Or task has to go?
Speaker 1: Which begs a question like I'm I'm a big I'm
a big tree person. When I see a tree, especially
if you've taken psychedelics, that thing's alive. What what What
is the difference between a stock of corn getting ripped
away from its home and a pig's throat getting slit?
You know, one can squeal, the other can't.
Speaker 3: Her pigs are highly intelligent.
Speaker 1: They are. They're so good though, it's so fucked up
how good they are. They just taste incredible. I don't
know what to do about that. I'll tell you I don't.
I can't.
Speaker 3: You're lovely, Lucy.
Speaker 4: Your daughter, yeah, not her, but her kids are to
think you were a monster. Well I am all right,
let me wrap up. Also, we don't want pigs walking
all over the Like can you imagine if we if
we're driving the highways and byways of this hell hole
called Los Angeles and there were just pigs all over
the place, That'd be crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I always wonder, like what other animal would take our place?
From an evolutionary standpoint, you know, had as we developed
our thumbs, you know, and found purpose in life, like
watching you porn and all that stuff.
Speaker 2: Like wolves.
Speaker 3: You're talking about wolves, I don't know, Like you got
to be able to create something, right, Yeah, you got
to be able to like, uh, I don't know, build
a fire or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, who's next in line for that? I don't think
it could be hippos Nope, uh sting raiser way too,
Like they can't even they can't do anything. I think raccoons.
Raccoons are mischievous, and you need mischief in order to
excel in society.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with the same family. I'm gonna go
with squirrels.
Speaker 1: Squirrels, Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a big spectrum of personality
within squirrels. And you know, with every animal but squirrels,
you can really see there are some mean ones, there
are some sweet ones. There are some naive ones, you know,
ones that are really gullible.
Speaker 3: By the way, the Barnacle that really took issue with
me saying that a kangaroo is a rat that learned
to stand up. I see, I'm by it.
Speaker 1: Are you our dear Vivia? We love we love our
Aussie listeners and we should arizon omissions. Uh Asia is
actually a Kiwi. She's not from Australia.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that was a big mess up on my
part because she was on DAN and that I quolitic
d I I had. I can't stop thinking about her
as being an awesome Let us know, what.
Speaker 1: Is a fucking difference between a fucking Australia and a
New Zealander. I'm sure there's big differences.
Speaker 3: You think, well, I know they're different islands, but think
about us and Canadians. Yeah right, they're just above us.
Speaker 1: Think about us and Mississippians. I mean, two completely different worlds.
They're jumping in fucking water and going up to mud walls,
shoving their hand in holes and having catfish bite their arms.
Oh yeah, we would never do that.
Speaker 3: That was a great reality show for a while.
Speaker 1: Mudding. Is that what it's called? VH one's mudding? No,
I don't know what it is. Anyways. We have a
five star review from Linda Yoga Girl, who says that
she still can't get into the Patreon. I don't know
what to tell you. Thank you for the five stars
we have unblocked you just use a different email.
Speaker 3: All right, Linda Yoga Girl, we want your five dollars.
Speaker 1: We want everyone's here.
Speaker 2: Kayla, can you.
Speaker 3: Get on this case? It's a listener. She loves me
more than she loves Dylan. Dylan blocked her a couple
of years ago because she said something that was unflagged.
Speaker 1: I got a little to get a little kookie with
the conservative shit. I just had had enough.
Speaker 3: You know, wouldn't be the first person that Dylan had block.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 1: I get sick of people, I really do. It's like,
what are you doing here? We're trying to have a
good time here? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Should we get going?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I think so? All right? You know, speaking of Trump,
I think we got to really think.
Speaker 3: I think we politics.
Speaker 1: No, but I want to I want to just say
something really quickly. Okay, there's I find the man repulsive.
But should we start hawking products as a business? I mean,
should we come out with our own steaks or something
like that, because you know, we want everyone's five dollars,
but we're not selling anything gold or anything like that,
you know what I mean? Should we put out shoes
or bibles or something like that.
Speaker 3: Well, Dylan, we lost our shirt with those, literally, with
a thousand wine Hag shirts. We thought that was going
to be a windfall of money, and now I got
to stop renting in that space for five hundred bucks
a month.
Speaker 1: With the wine hagshirts, we were like, we're going to
put the words wine Hag in big letters on the
front of a shirt. We're going to buy fifteen hundred,
fifteen hundred of them. And yeah, they sold, but not
that many. No, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 3: It turns out meat expecting.
Speaker 1: Turns out people do not want to walk around in
public or really at home with the words winag on
their shirt. But to those who bought those, we love
you so much. You are the real ones. All right,
let's get into blow deck. Okay, it has been fifteen minutes.
Has it really been fifteen minutes? It has? Oh my god,
I am so sorry.
Speaker 3: It's been jibber jabberin. I have to say. There's not
a lot of meat in this episode. Honestly, this is like,
I don't know it. It wasn't a great episode.
Speaker 1: It didn't move you. No, all right, well let's yeah,
let's get into it.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 3: We begin the episode with Christian floating off to China
or perhaps another dimension if you're into that kind of thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, real, three three body problem kind of well.
Speaker 3: I think the Marvel movies are superhero movies in general.
When they started like having to use other dimensions as
a yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, applied device. Can I tell you that three body
fucking shit? I tried to read the book, and then
I tried to watch the show me too. Can you
simplify stuff for me? Okay, I don't need to to.
This radar is this frequency, and this physics department sees this,
this video game is it's like, fucking calm it down.
I don't know what's going on.
Speaker 3: Originally written by a Chinese author.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a commentary on communism or some shit
like that, and it's like, just make it make sense.
I'm too stupid for this, Okay. I've been watching people
eat Chipotle and shoving flaming hot Cheetos in the top
of the burrito for three year. I can't understand what
you're talking about. I'm getting dumber. Help me help myself.
I'm no different than Christian. I'm just out at sea.
So he's out at sea and we had I think
fans had wondered if he had gotten concussed, and that's
why he was.
Speaker 3: So it wasn't that bad. I've taken hits like that.
I'm great.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now listen. The reason why he was stranded out
there is because Tess is I'm not gonna say that
she's Britney from Real Housewives of Salt Lake level of stupid,
but she's dangerously close and she's a danger and I
don't mean to be mean. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Now you get to say this about her just because
you're of the opposite sex. You get to call someone
out from being a more.
Speaker 1: She's a dumbass. And let me tell you something else.
If I was in her position, I would be in
the same boat. Just there are certain kinds of brains
that are not suited for certain kinds of environments.
Speaker 3: Or how about actually having to have it worked on
a boat before you showed up here? Because she does
she when they show the b roll of her engaging
in any actual.
Speaker 1: She's standing, or she has a fucking clue, what's no clue?
Not one?
Speaker 3: It's dangerous for her h and everyone on that.
Speaker 1: I mean, think about poor Paul. He's up there. He
thinks his entire life is ahead of him. Right, He's
gonna take his mother's money to buy cocaine and snort
it off the assholes of men and women for the
rest of his life.
Speaker 3: Right, are you referring to Zach what's his name?
Speaker 1: Jack?
Speaker 3: The primary Jack?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: J Jack, But no, not if Tessa's got anything to
do with it. So anyways, the reason why he stranded
is because she did not fill up the jet.
Speaker 3: Ski, which is and when confronted, because we see the
footage from the night before when Nate says, hey, before
you go to bed, you gotta, you know, charge these
jet skis.
Speaker 1: You know yea?
Speaker 3: She says, oops, I forgot. Yeah, it seems like that's
a pretty important thing to make sure that you do
before you go to bed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean listen again. Going back to specific environments,
professional environments, like you know, if you work at an
a MPM and let's say a vagrant walks in and
blows shit and blood all over the wall, and you're
supposed to go in and clean it up and you
forget to not the end of the world, but you
should have remembered that the stakes are lower, the stakes
are low.
Speaker 3: Let me give you an example where the steaks are higher.
Please do Are you a fan of naked and afraid
you show up there? They allow you to bring one
thing in for survival.
Speaker 1: What if you just forget? You forgot, and.
Speaker 3: Your partner is looking at you, going would you bring ted?
And I said, I can't find an answer. You know,
I'm like, I got my hairy ball right right right?
Speaker 1: Well it looks is though. The only thing I've brought
is my penis. Yeah, if a harry ball.
Speaker 3: Maybe we can use it as I don't know, try
like just throwing shit at the wall. Maybe we can
use it as a filtration device like water.
Speaker 1: That doesn't work, There's no, that's not how human penis
his work. They can't really filter anything out.
Speaker 3: But that's where it's on the line, you know, Yes,
you got to make sure you do shit right exactly
all right. Meanwhile, Max rescues Christian and this is crazy
because he spends a lot of time tormenting him, driving around.
Speaker 1: He jet Ski bullies him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he.
Speaker 1: Fucking he Varsity blues him. He just drives all around
him and punks him. It's really Max is quite a
piece of shit.
Speaker 3: I don't like him because he is really feeling himself
and he should not. Uh, Calyn, have you ever gone
to water World at Universal?
Speaker 2: Of course?
Speaker 3: Okay, I assume you haven't, or maybe you got dragged
there once.
Speaker 1: No, I've gone many times, as cynical and hateful of
populace as large and small as I am. I really
enjoyed the water.
Speaker 3: Is an amazing show. At last four or five minutes,
they recap that movie that no one remembers from nineteen
ninety five. But it's a wonderful show.
Speaker 1: Dennis Hopper says the R word, I think seventeen times,
does he really? Yeah? Okay, maybe just once, but loudly
when we.
Speaker 3: Took Elliott and Quinton there like four months ago because
we got the California pass. Uh, there's what do you call,
like the crowd they come. There's two guys. There are stalkers,
the warm up guys. They come out with these gigantic
squirt guns that can fire water, and they have these
seats that are deemed the splash zone. This poor obese
woman with diabetes.
Speaker 1: You told this story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's in a scooter and they took great joy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and just nailing this one.
Speaker 3: I think they shorted out the scooter.
Speaker 1: They're like Jimmy Pardo but mean and on jet.
Speaker 3: Ski they would not stop. She had to be pushed
out by some people that work at Universe, Like it
was so sad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so the primaries Mom, we figure out
the jet ski stuff Max Jetsky bullies and they tow
it back, and the primary is mother calls and we
find out that she is more than just a mom.
She is the banker. That's right. So it's not cool
if you own your own money, if you made your
own money and you behave like this, it's really not
cool if it's your mom's money. Yeah, it's it's like,
I know that you are on a yacht, but you're
also you're a loser. You're a loser.
Speaker 3: I would say that you're a loser. You see all
these people that are here eating the food that you
paid for, right, they're here because you're a loser. They're
not your actual friends, right right right. And by the way,
everyone and we wouldn't be.
Speaker 1: This mean to you if you weren't so like, if
you look down on other people and you've done nothing
to accomplish that, you're a loser. You're a loser.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's this is his second stint, stint on
this Yeah. She uh. Every one of his charter guests
were completely polite, and at some point they said at
the tail end of the episode, one one of the
girls was packing her own luggage or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not a loser, not a loser, right, but.
Speaker 3: They see you as a full on sucker.
Speaker 1: So Asia is feeling great about her team.
Speaker 3: They're firing on all cylinders.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're firing on all cylinders. And we get
a little twist though it seems as though one of
her members is going to be gripped away from that's.
Speaker 3: Via the sexy latina. Yes, it turns out she's good
at charging jet skis. Apparently he also knows lines.
Speaker 1: And can I I'm gonna take something back you know,
I was a little worried about how I was going
to be perceived, and I just, you know, Patty, I
gotta be me. Let's not let's not say chalk up
tests is kind of moronic nature to just being in
the wrong environment. I think she might just be a
full blown moron, because like, if you're if you're instructed
to fill up jet skis at night, that's not like
we're not talking about coding. This isn't a speciality or
anything like that.
Speaker 3: Also, for her to specific specifically call out Nathan as
not being a good leader and instructing her, it's like
he told you to gas up the jet skis, I
don't know how you can find blame in that right
right right now. The the Latina, we love this story, Dylan.
She used to work as a decky until her boyfriend
bon Vaughan bonn Bon. Yeah, he died in the water
and they never tell us except for we know.
Speaker 1: They don't need to.
Speaker 3: He died of food poisoning. I'm just walking around. He
was killed by an alpaca, Yeah, in the water while
he was scuba diving.
Speaker 1: What's an alpaka like a lama? Yeah, they live on
hills in Peru U not a very lethal animal, are they.
Speaker 3: Well, once they get in the sea, like twenty feet below.
Speaker 1: Yeah, do they transform or something?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: V needs to explain this. They've never told us how
Bond died.
Speaker 1: So let's say theoretically, and I just want to see
how far you're willing to go with this bit. Let's
say theoretically we're on an email thread with Bravo and
they go, hey, would you like V? And I go
before you can even answer, I go, absolutely, more than anything.
Are you going to ask her what happened to Bond underwater?
Are you going to ask her?
Speaker 3: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: No, you're not, Oh, I am no, because that would
be a disgusting thing to do because obviously we know.
Speaker 3: He was mauled by a grizzly.
Speaker 1: He was small by a grisly, and to bring that
up to her knowing it would just be resurfacing painful
memories for no problem.
Speaker 3: But listen, actually it was a drug deal gone wrong.
Speaker 2: This is this.
Speaker 1: Imagine that this is a hero's journey. Okay. V has
been sheltered and shepherded away from the theater of pain
that she once felt at home in. Right, you're talking
about the ocean, the ocean, the sea, the sea. Yeah,
she's terrified by the sea. Yes, of what was once
a dance floor is now not a dance floor. But
can she be brought back? Well?
Speaker 3: See, well Bond would want her to face her fears.
Speaker 1: Yes, like he did. Bond would say to her if
he was alive now, he would say, v listen. It
is complete. It is a complete freak accident to be
killed the way I was by a grizzly bear of
three meters underwater. Okay, don't let that keep you away
from the seas. Yes, yeah, confront your fears. We lost
our fastball a little bit today. What we are we? Okay?
Speaker 3: Rough start?
Speaker 1: I think, rough start?
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 1: I resent you because you say that and you look
at me the way that you're looking at me, and
I feel like you're putting that all on me. No, no,
I own all of it. You don't, though, that would
be ridiculous. Well, Kylen, has this been Okay, the.
Speaker 5: Longer the show, the better, So okay, I likes.
Speaker 1: That's that's producing right there. You know that you were
going to put you were trying to put that on. No, no, no,
you said, Dylan got a little jibber jabbery before we
even got here.
Speaker 2: Did you see that?
Speaker 3: He added that.
Speaker 1: I didn't add that.
Speaker 3: Don't guess like me, Dylan, we're the number one below.
Speaker 1: All right, what happens next? Let's get too all right?
Speaker 3: Uh Jack's Jack orders two milkshakes. Captain and Nate chat
about his teeth.
Speaker 1: Talk about arrested development. This little bitch, he wants milk
and cookies. You know, I know children like this that
were just never pushed out of the nest. Mom, can
you make me a blt? But like, oh, you'll go
over to a friend's house. Let's say I was twenty
years old to go over to a friend's house. He's
still living with his parents. Like, you want to smoke
weed in your bedroom? So your mom's down? Yeah, it's fun.
She doesn't care. What are you eating? Oh my mom
made me a sandwich? What time did you wake up today? One?
That is not a good situation.
Speaker 3: That is not a good vibe, personal story, not funny.
H Some of my buddies from high school junior year,
we decide, Uh, well, they decided I was a follower. Hey,
let's let's skip school today and let's get a bottle
of vodka. It's like a Tuesday. Love that and uh,
let's go hang out at this old guy's house and
watch TV Jesus Christ and uh, it's around like one.
Speaker 1: Oh, is that the guy that tried to have sex
with you guys? No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, that's that was the guy that
just tried to have sex with me.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, put the porn on. Yeah, hey, what do
you think of this?
Speaker 3: I'm like, ah, what I think of this?
Speaker 1: Well, well it's porn, so.
Speaker 3: Uh oh yeah, so around one o'clock I had a
glass gay porn porn. That's the other story though, this one. Yeah,
I'm hanging out with my buddies and this old guy
who's like trying to get us high or whatever. Maybe
you want to have.
Speaker 1: Sex with SID don't know.
Speaker 3: But anyway, one o'clock I really old. I don't know ages,
because when you're everybody seems yeah they're old. He could
have been thirty, but to me, he was like just old.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I remember thinking at one o'clock, I'm like, I
don't think I should be drinking vodka on a Tuesday
at one and what I think We were watching Kevin
Costner's version of Robin Hood or something really depressing. Oh yeah,
I'm like, hey, I'm gonna take a leak, guys, and
I just I just bailed.
Speaker 1: I just left Dude vodka at one o'clock on a Tuesday,
watching Kevin Costner and Robin Hood. Yeah, a thirty year
old man.
Speaker 3: It's a couple other friends. Yeah, and they were smoking
weed too.
Speaker 1: It's tough and you and you weren't smoking weed, you know.
I don't like weed. Never been a weed guy. We're
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Speaker 3: But but Jizzy is very jealous by She's jealous.
Speaker 1: Because she's an extremely competitive person, and she was made
competitive by her mother, who was trying to accomplish things
on stage vicariously through her daughter.
Speaker 3: Are you referring to the ballet recitals in content?
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. Now, the problem I have with Jizzy is that, well,
she's a tormentor of men. That's fine. Men should be
able to see this and not fall for it. But
it seems a little futile. But regardless, the big problem
I have with her is her animosity towards V. Because
V is a sweetheart and V has done nothing wrong.
And Jizzy says that when she sees V getting praised
from Asia, it kind of fires her up because if
you're not first or second, She says, second place is
a first loser.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, so back when she was seven years old,
during that ballet contest, she came in second and her
mother said, you're a goddamn loser.
Speaker 1: You're a fucking loser.
Speaker 3: And when your parent tells you that, that type of
parenting sends you on a direct path to getting through
the c Yes, and I'm this sire, at score is
going to be point seventy five. It's not a one,
and I'm gonna award her a quarter point for every
STD so through Oh okay, so that's that's a win
for her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I gotta find the comment because our
fans are so funny. Somebody commented under under one of
our posts that was just like they weren't happy. No, no, no,
it's not that they weren't happy, it was it was
just being blown away by how transparent it was. It
was Brianna who said, to announce that you've had three
STDs with zero shame on TV is crazy.
Speaker 3: It's pretty crazy.
Speaker 1: And that's like, that's one of those things that just
kind of like it's not that nuts of a thing
to say, but but it crystallizes. I mean, we're we're
here watching a young woman who just told everybody with
a bunch of cameras around that she had three STDs
in one charter. Now that's pretty nuts. But the thing
I was going to say about her having this professional
competitiveness and if you're not first, your last and second
place as a first loser, Jessey, you're a sea rat.
Now I'm not saying that like all sea rats are losers.
Or anything. But to have this Gordon Gecko kind of
gas tank in this environment is a little ironic.
Speaker 3: You would have thought she'd made her way up at
like one of those financial fronts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not on the fifth floor of
Merrill Lynch trying to get to the twentieth, right, You're
a sea rat.
Speaker 3: To be fair to her, there's still time now, Dyl. Meanwhile,
and this is one of the more important points here.
You'll see him just why in a second, Sandy calls
her lovely wife Leah, and you can tell these two
just want to tear their each other's clothes off.
Speaker 1: I love them.
Speaker 3: Now. If you remember last week, I had a concept
that could help long distance relationships.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: It was the robot arm right.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Though they would work one person over while the love
the partner from.
Speaker 1: The Phantom Beat. The Phantom Beat.
Speaker 3: You had asked me what is the name for this product?
And I'm happy to tell you today, Dylan, not only
do I have a name for the product, I have
a patent.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh, it's called the Whacker.
Speaker 3: Got this it's uh.
Speaker 1: When you're and you don't have a patent, yeah no
I do.
Speaker 3: I know you don't oh no, no, they're already working
on a h an actual Uh you know, uh, what
do you call it?
Speaker 1: Concept? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Concept?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, no, no, no, you're you're talking about a
prototype prototype. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a it's an arm and it will whack
you off. It'll also finger you and your partner can
control this. And I already have a slogan. Uh, it's
it's uh, if your sex life is a slacken, we'll
get a whacken. What are you doing?
Speaker 1: The whacker? Sorry? The did you say that was the slogan? Yeah,
give me the slogan one.
Speaker 3: Because of long distance. If you' sex life is a slacken, well,
get a whacken?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? The whacker? I love the condemnation
in the slogan what are you doing? What are you doing?
Speaker 3: I'm serious, guys, this is gonna like you just wait
till the porn sites get a hold of this.
Speaker 1: Gone. Don't say that this is going to be revolutionary.
Speaker 3: It's it's going to be revolutionary, Joe.
Speaker 1: Why not? Well, we talked about it last week. The
market cap on this is quite low to the ground.
It's for sea rats who are in long distance relationship.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, dyl I've scaled this. I have the
way bigger picture. Think about like porn or whatever, right, Like,
it's the number one websites that people are going to
on the planet Earth. Okay, number three.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, big five dot com is not beating porn hub.
But you know, anyways, maybe Google is here. That's one point.
Speaker 3: Imagine now you can have a robotic arm hold on
to whatever you want to be pleasured, and then you
can have someone else robotically maneuver.
Speaker 5: You know what.
Speaker 1: Actually, I do think this is a big deal. This
is a big idea because most companies start small and
then some kind of justin Timberlake, Apple teeny kind of
guy comes in, you take a business meeting and cracks
the whole thing open. Right, So allow me to be
justin Timberlake right now. This is not This could be
a big technology company right justin. It starts off with
and we'll have another round. It starts off with this
crazy bad idea of a robot arm beating off somebody else.
But what this can turn into is full tech utility.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 1: This is the beginning of robotics. Now. The problem is
is that what's the company called the Whacker?
Speaker 3: And I also I only need one robotic motion. It's
gonna work for both sexes.
Speaker 1: Well, that doesn't make sense.
Speaker 3: I'm still working on Okay, yeah, okay, got it. It's
in development, the Whacker. And how much justin I will
give you five percent steak in my company?
Speaker 1: Yeah, for eight trillion dollars. But seriously, though, we were
you to get this off the ground, what kind of
funding would you need?
Speaker 3: Probably for the robotics prototype, I probably need like, I
don't know, like four hundred grand.
Speaker 1: You'll burn that pretty quick, burn through that pretty quick
if you really want to achieve what you're gonna achieve. Guys,
let's get back to the show.
Speaker 3: I'm sure. Yeah, the deck team practice is raising that
tender as the guests are eating dinner with it an eyeshot.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so robes. Pierre is fired up again because
Tests and Christian are just as useless as they they've
always been. They're trying to throw robes and pull a
tender up.
Speaker 2: Now what are you doing?
Speaker 1: I want to practice a little bit of discipline here.
You know, when you were talking about porn up in
the websites, you know, I was watching a movie the
other day and somebody called pink Dot. You remember Pink Dot.
Oh man, the nostalgia of that you could call and
ask for cigarettes and a loaf of bread and a
turkey sandwich. And a turkey sandwich. I mean in this little.
Speaker 3: Funny car with a propeller would show up in your
front yard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. And now what do we have. We have Miriam,
a robot fucking bucket driving around. It's like much worse. Anyways,
think about how truly catastrophic this could be. You have
tests is her name, Tess or Tessa?
Speaker 3: They call her both.
Speaker 2: Tea.
Speaker 1: You got Tea and Christian. The airplane pilot lugging up
a tender that is worth I mean, I don't know boats.
I would imagine this thing's probably at least one hundred
thousand dollars, right, Yeah, it's tilted on its side. You've
got a person in the boat, You've got heavy machinery
that could slam into the boat. You could just lose
the tender altogether. The fact that I think production flew
a little too close to the site and.
Speaker 3: Saying this for the first three episodes still in I
love casting, but you may just get some people killed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is crazy. So eventually they figure it out,
but Nathan has to step in and manage the situation
because Rebespeer is flipping out. Okay, he wants heads to roll,
and Nathan tells him, Hey, you can't snap at people
like that. That's not your position, that's not your job.
You need to maintain dude. Okay, but they do do
it right next to the dinner table, and uh, guess.
Speaker 3: Take a little too much enjoyment and watching. I personally,
when I see strangers fighting or something fucked up, I
walk the other direction. I'm a better person.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And also going to mister frenchie here. Hey, dude,
the only thing you guys ever invented was the fucking
French kiss. Okay, in some mustard democracy, take four steps seats.
Speaker 1: Seven. Okay, I think you're kind of taking accomplishments away
from the French. I mean they do incredible things with cheese.
They really do do incredible things with cheese and salad dressing. No,
the salad drends that dressing has nothing to do with it.
Speaker 3: Have about bread.
Speaker 1: They do incredible things with bread. You know what. A
baguette is one of the most important loaves in the
gastronomic cannon.
Speaker 3: I heard they invented the blowjob too, did they?
Speaker 1: I doubt that. I probably got a couple of you know,
kind of just kind of bored berry pickers going, let
you know, try to throw it at my mouth, Let's
see what happens. And that was back when our teeth
were like much bigger and our eyes were like exploding
out of our heads. I don't know what we used
to look like. But uh, anyways, let's get to the
similarities between music and food. Kidding, let's not. That's what
I don't want to do with this guy.
Speaker 3: I understand, But when he put out that analogy that
serving an eight course meal was much like a live concert,
uh huh, as I there's no way he's going to
pull this off. He did, in fact, stick the landing.
Speaker 1: One hund and that's why I'm I gotta tell you.
I've been saying it for episodes. He's too good. Okay,
he's too good. I want I want people to be
almost lit on fire with a below decks. A below
deck chef's attempt at an eight course dinner. Not I mean,
we're going, ahho blanco to start things off something that
you would never eat because it would hurt your tummy.
Was gaspacho, it's beans. It's like it would you eat
a white bean soup?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 1: You would?
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have it at there's a white bean soup
over at Pitfire Grill.
Speaker 1: I love it. You eat a white bean soup that
doesn't hurt your tummy? Nope? Wow? Yeah, a street taco
would hurt your tummy. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Okay, now he did that with wagu he did, so
are you going to go through every dish?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: One thing I will say, he as if you're gonna
have fun with a live concert, you should always mention
never play the new Ship unless you're like Taylor Swift,
But no, definitely don't play that new shit. Like if
you're the Rolling Stones, you don't want to be so sad?
Speaker 1: Why is there no band where we could hear the
new Ship? But seriously, though, like if you went to
a Kings of Leon concert and they played some fucking
new shit, you'd be like, what the fuck are you guys?
Speaker 3: Okay, you get to play a saw. But Tom Petty,
who's great live one of his last concerts I saw him,
they fucking opened up with free Falling. You want to
talk about like that? That should be your encore? You're
fucking opening with that, I'm like, yes, this rocks.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: About forty five minutes in, they had just put out
a jazz record.
Speaker 1: You lost man.
Speaker 3: He goes, We're gonna play a couple from the new record.
Speaker 1: Don't do that. Yeah. I was like, well, I'm going
to get a pretzel all right. Ajablanco kicks things off
of being a spatra. We followed that up with a
curried barbecue lobster, a lovely little guest streak on the side,
soft shell crab with ponzu. And right now, not only
is the meal perfectly balanced, the flavors are perfectly balanced too.
These are bold but light accompaniments with fish that are
like peeking you into the meal. Right. This is a
wonderful construction of this because at this point, you know
you've eaten three things, but you're salivating for more. Right.
The ponzu is lit you up a little bit despite
the food being fried. And that's when these people start
to get really comfortable. Right, they're in the pocket. And
that's when Little Jack starts talking about how they spent
ten thousand euro on a lunch in Paris.
Speaker 3: Ah, good for you feeling yourself. Wow, you sound like
an asshole. Yeah, by the way, did you not like
how no one at the table really helped him? No,
continue that it's just gross.
Speaker 1: It's gross. We then get wagy beef tacos and take
a break for Max and Jizzy to flirt. She says
Tom is gonna punch you in the face, and then says, oh, also,
we've been dating for two months.
Speaker 3: Yeah, then I believe, she tells us. She explains that
she's fallen in in love, and then she gives her
dating history and relationship history. I could have just summed
it up. You're a love adic Yeah, like you need
therapy yea.
Speaker 1: And she says that. So Jack begins to talk about
the sechewe chicken that he wants. But first we've got
black mesa cod you know, a nod to Nobu Los Angeles,
says Nobo, which is just like you can hate on it,
but it's you know, it's it's just important. It's just
an important place, and God saved it from the fires.
God saved it from a fire. If it wasn't an
important place.
Speaker 3: Burn moonshadows the fuck down right exactly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, Benny Hannah's will be wiped out in
mass Nobody will be saved. Then we get to pistachio
gelato with Caviaar. I don't think that it was actual Caviar.
I think it was, I'm not sure. And then we
get to crember Lay again he is too good. This
is a ninety two pot dinner.
Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah, okay, yeah, Well then we must see his
fall in the next episode. Now, Dylan, you did gloss
over Kissy and Tessa chatting in their cabin. Tessa, Yeah,
calls balls and strikes, or so she claims. In life,
she says, Nate is definitely lacking leadership and that's a
big part of the problem that they're having on that
Decie team. And this prompts some Sea Rat history. Tessa,
when she was seven years old, she told the rest
of the kids that Santa didn't exist because he got
stuck in a chimney and he burned to death. And
if you want to hear the whole story, it's documented
in a movie called Gremlins.
Speaker 1: I'd call it. Tessa is a bummer. Tessa is just
an odd ball bummer. This is she's a very tough
nut to crack, right, because she's unbelievably conceited and judgmental,
but she contributes and provides absolutely nothing. She is a
sack of flower who thinks that everyone is or are
sacks of flower. It's really crazy.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't want to get to the ending too quickly.
But when Sandy, who I've never seen do this before,
leaves it up to the Boson to.
Speaker 1: Decide what kind of who wants to be a millionaire
of fifty to fifty choices that, yeah, sure, all right,
so we wrapped in her up. But Jack is still
hungry or is going to be hungry later, and that's
when he says, I want you to make me seschue
chicken for later, and Josh is sitting there, going.
Speaker 3: I gotta give it to Karma here. She steps in
to not have him have to deal with this and
says it's getting late. Our chef has not slept really
when she should, hay assle. This guy has been waiting
on you, hand and foot for twelve hours. He's not
cooking you fucking chicken. Go to bed, you fucking drunk
spoil brat.
Speaker 1: Now I don't like this drunk spoiled brat and I
think he's a loser. But if I'm on a yacht,
if I'm chartering a yacht. It's always a point of
contention we've had with these these vacations. You're gonna make me.
I mean this time he had eight courses. But we've
seen this in the past many times. You make me
wedding soup, surf and turf and a crem brulet and
and then you just fuck off and I don't get
to chef cookie.
Speaker 3: And it's someone's fiftieth birthday, right exactly, Yes, so you
should stay up all night and I want nachos in
two hours, you're going to get up and make them.
Speaker 1: And I think that on real yachts, not just like
chartered below deck yachts, you could probably get a chef
up and it's just at your discretion. Like, are you
a Russian oligarch who just does not see people who
don't have as much money as you as actual people?
I don't know, but they're not very clear about this
when you get on the vessel.
Speaker 3: All right, So most boats this size, we've learned, have
sous chefs.
Speaker 1: Right, So Kizzie and Josh chat a little bit, and
Josh says some bizarre thing about how he loves.
Speaker 3: To push the limits, push his limits, said I bet
you'd be good in bed?
Speaker 1: What is this throwaway line? And I don't mean to
be insulting to Josh, but there is no way that
Jizzy is gonna have sex with Josh. Okay, And I'm
not even I don't even Jizzy's not another world beauty
or anything like that.
Speaker 2: But she's just.
Speaker 1: There's no point in telling someone that you have no
intention of sleeping with that they would be good in bed.
Speaker 3: That is just a glass you'd like them to be
like you're at your beck and call yeah because they
think they have a shot.
Speaker 1: It's so gross. All right, Let's get to Jack wanting
to go into the ocean. He says, I'm tired of
this hot, hot water. I'm a spoiled little brat. I
want to go in the.
Speaker 3: Ocean because he wants to, and he's going to make
it happen.
Speaker 1: Now they have made this very very clear. You are
not going to go in the ocean. The water's too
choppy and it's very dangerous. But Christian is up tattoo
and he says, I got no problem if you want
to put your feet in. Now.
Speaker 3: I see both sides of this. Had Christian not been
an absolute fuck up, for the first three days of
this season. You'd have to give him some grays here.
He wants to make the charter guests happy it is
he's standing over him.
Speaker 1: This is the problem. If there was a ledge with
railing that you could just put your feet in, that's okay.
Still no, but that's okay.
Speaker 5: Good.
Speaker 1: Tattoo is so useless that he goes, well, let's just
see if you can put your feet in. This is
a spoiled child who is blackout drunk, who is going
to attempt to put his feet in the ocean via
an infloatable deck that is difficult to balance on when
you're sober. So that's not gonna work, right, Tattoo. He's
gonna fall in and die. He's gonna get mauled by
grizzly Bear down there, and he's gonna be traumatized all
over again. You're never gonna believe what happened to Jack.
Don't tell me he got mauled by grizzly bear. He
got mauled by five I don't even know where they
came from. We're in Barcelona. So let's get to the
next one.
Speaker 3: Christian.
Speaker 1: Well, at the end of all of it, Christian says,
I don't know what the big deal is. I would
call it a successful night.
Speaker 3: Well, did you already mentioned that Christian had seen it
while he's getting a glass water on the screen and
then ran out there.
Speaker 1: Nathan did. Nathan sees it on screen and sees that
Christian has not only allowed this drunk to go out
on that giant, fucking inflatable doc but when he falls in,
Christian is spraying the water with a hose. He's not
even trying to help him. So next morning, next morning,
let's get ready to haul the anchor. Poor Christian is
going to be in so much trouble, one of the
guests says, and this, this child doesn't even care. He's
just sitting there eating breakfast. And this is how you
can tell that his friends aren't losers. They have empathy
for the consequences of this feudal king's whims. Right, he
does not care. But the other people are like, this
guy's gonna get fired. Little do they know he should
get fired immediately. He's a danger to everybody on this boat.
But Jack wants to give v some tidbits on how
to pack his stuff. We see the state of this room.
It's a beautiful room and it is a pig a
pig style. Yeah, okay, all of this luggage is an
insurmountable task. Now, Kersha Kermit says that V is incredible
and she's as good as chet GPT. So she says,
chet chet GPV.
Speaker 3: She's worried about uh like intelligence.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean we all should be. Well.
Speaker 3: Kaylan's dad one of those robots tried to kill him
during an entire movie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And what happened? Did he just avoided
the entire time? What happens in Terminator one? Does your
dad and Arnold are? They like, hey, it's okay, and
then they like kind of like shake hands.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how Terminator runs.
Speaker 3: No, he his dad dies, I think, and he uh
turns Arnold Schwarzenegger into the actual robot because he burns
all his skin off. And then Sarah Connor convinces the
robot to follow her in some weird grinding mill.
Speaker 1: It's odd how movies used to end in the eighties.
They like, there was so many mills in the eighties.
Speaker 3: Lots of mills.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like everybody like there were lots of
chains and mills. Chains, yeah, and fire. Die Hard by
the way. Why why is.
Speaker 3: Lava in here? Are you guys like.
Speaker 1: Melting so much lava? Yeah? Crazy, that's crazy? But what
does happen at the end of Terminator? I feel like
I've only seen Terminator too. How do they make Arnold nice?
Speaker 3: He comes back as a robot to protect John Connor
in the second one?
Speaker 1: How do they get him to be nice? Though?
Speaker 5: John Connor captures him in the future and reprograms him.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, way to go, John Connor. And your dad's
John Connor.
Speaker 3: No, no, okay, John Connor's dad and he dies so
technically Kalin's John Connor.
Speaker 1: How does he die?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 5: He technically blows himself up?
Speaker 1: Why is he do that?
Speaker 5: He sticks a pipe bomb into an opening and the
terminator and it blows him down a flight?
Speaker 1: Oh sacrifice? Yeah, okay, got it? Okay, all right, Well
this episode has been three hours long, so let's get
to Tessa, who has been sleeping the entire day. Now.
I don't know if she's supposed to be sleeping. I
have an inkling that she's supposed to have gotten up
at least hours ago, but she's sleeping. And before we
get to the docking, Tommy calls oh yeah, the boyfriend
of two months, which is not really a boyfriend, and
he says, hey, babe, miss you loads. Now I don't
need to dawn the tom like his cap. But if
you're trying to court a love addict, pull away.
Speaker 3: That's right, dear.
Speaker 1: Do not overwhelm them with your love.
Speaker 2: You pull away.
Speaker 3: Well, I'll say this, dear, when you're ready to chat,
to hang out, to have a real relationship, you give
me a call. Dere other go have fun.
Speaker 1: This is how you make a love addict fall in
love with you again and again and again. You ask
them this question, what's your name? Okay? Now, I love you,
I mean, Tommy, what are you doing? Definitely don't do that, dear. Yeah,
all right, so she does not say I love you back,
and she's going to cheat on you, Tommy. That's right.
She's probably gonna break up with you on a technicality
so that she can cheat on you. But that's not
even a technicality. That's just her not cheating on you. Okay,
So we get to the second docking test needs heaving lines.
I get it. Those ropes look heavy to me too.
Speaker 2: That was explained the way.
Speaker 1: It's not okay, But the docking doesn't go well. Once again,
I don't know how this is legitimately legal to have
these people on this boat. Like there's some kind of
certification that you need to have before you can be
on these vessels. Not only can you do catastrophic financial
damage to people, but you can do bot harmed to people.
And we've seen it before. Yep.
Speaker 3: Aston almost lost the leg gary on sailing. They ran
the ship aground on a bunch of rocks. I'm sure
that costs a lot of money.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 3: Captain Sandy. A couple of seasons ago, the whatever those
stabilizers stabilizers thing weren't working, almost tip the fucking boat over.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you get people killed to her. Yeah. So anyways,
the guests leave and we gather for a tip meeting.
And I'm thinking, this slutty little slut better of tipped.
Well he did.
Speaker 3: It's the middle of the road.
Speaker 1: It was a good tip.
Speaker 3: It was a twenty grand American. And this is Sandy's
feedback for the crew. She says, Interior, you guys killed it. Decies,
you nearly killed people, right, okay, sixteen fifty each yep.
Speaker 1: And then she pulls Nathan up to the crow's nest
and goes, who are you gonna kill? Yeah? I mean
she became allan coming in this moment. It was like
you've got two choices, which one and it has to
be tests right?
Speaker 3: No, I think it's gonna be Christian.
Speaker 1: No way, you can't.
Speaker 3: He defied in direct order of safety, do not let
that person get near the water.
Speaker 1: We'll see next episode. Jump in the comments, let us
know who do you think is gonna get fired? What's
your favorite food to beans hurt your stomach? I'm Dylan
saying goodbye, Pat, say goodbye, goodbye bye Kaitlin. Yeah,