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on when you're sober. So that's not gonna work, right, Tattoo,

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He's gonna fall in and die. He's gonna get mauled

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bike Grizzly bear down there and v He's gonna be

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traumatized all over again. You're never gonna believe what happened

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to Jack. Don't tell me you come fall by Grizzly.

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He got mauled by by I didn't even know where

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they came from.

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Speaker 2: One in Barcelona. Welcome to board. Hello, how are you hello?

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Happy Friday?

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Speaker 1: Happy buzzball Friday. This is another episode of bad TV.

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I'm Dylan.

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Speaker 3: That's pat permission to come aboard.

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Speaker 1: Kaylin's on the ones and twos. How you doing, dude?

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What color is that?

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Speaker 3: It's blue? But the flavor is berry cherry limead.

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Speaker 1: Berry cherry limeaid. How is it?

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Speaker 3: It's delicious?

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Speaker 1: Okay? How many of those do you have? I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I buy them because it's buzzball Friday.

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Speaker 1: I buy like four, you get four? Four?

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Speaker 3: They sell them in four packs at Ralph's.

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Speaker 1: Now, have you thought about buying in bulk? No, I

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don't want to cross the line. You think that you

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like buzzballs too much, that if there are too many around,

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you'll drink too many of them. Well, Dyal, I think

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Speaker 3: Sometimes it's like I don't wanna I'm wanna have to

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crack a can of beer or something like that. I'd

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rather just uh, it will wake the wife. I'd rather

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just pour a buzzball into a glass.

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Speaker 1: All right, we're here to talk about below deck and

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below deck only.

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Speaker 3: I'm contemplating what I just said and that made no

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sense at all, and I want to apologize.

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Speaker 1: That they're both cans. I didn't even want to get

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into it. Yeah, yeah, okay, So what's up? Oh much?

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How you been doing?

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Speaker 4: Good?

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Speaker 1: Good? Good?

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Speaker 3: Can we say where we're going after this?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 1: Why not? No? Okay? Playing Kalen and Fantasy this week? Oh? Interesting? Yes,

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he is my enemy. Not as interesting as the person

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we're gonna have dinner with Lava. No, it's not. It's

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also not as show body. True. Ah, that's your issue.

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Speaker 3: Yes, Look, we're friends with see rats now, Dylan, we're

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in the world Our after show is like I think,

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close to beating Watch what Happens Live.

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Speaker 1: We're their direct competitor. Do you know that?

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Speaker 3: Remind the audience Kaylin what we're doing.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, after below Deck airs on the West Coast,

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go to our YouTube channel and you can walk the

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episodees live.

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Speaker 1: Oh I forgot I got that, and everybody thank Calen.

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Kailyn has been working very hard on the show, very

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hard on the show Below Deck episode something, I think

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it's episode three. Yeah, we have a lot of Jizzy

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stuff tonight. It's I am sorry, fucking I'll.

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Speaker 5: Turn my mic off.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no, you don't have to. You don't have

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to o Jizzy stuff. Kind of, She's just kind of

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the most out of this pile of sea rats that

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we have, Jizzy is among the most vile. We also

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have Christian who is very close to just punching everyone

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but Max is uh has a punchable face too.

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Speaker 1: He's created a punchable energy. Max needs to chill out. Nathan.

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I was actually, I guess I'm getting into my pots

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right now. Nathan. I was actually kind of proud of

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this evening. And I think that Wall what's his name Paul,

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who's the kid? Who's this little child that's on this boat? Jack?

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Who's the primary?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Jack? Jack? Jack? Just an uninteresting and boring.

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Speaker 1: As Jack had meaningless affluent demands from a spoiled, rotten child.

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Speaker 3: I have to say this. Sometimes you like look on

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the outside and sometimes I'm wrong. But when I look

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at Jack, I go, I don't think he's ever created

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or done anything to make his own money. I think

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he's a spoiled little What do you call that.

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Speaker 1: Where your parents give you money? Baby?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: The other one where a trust fund?

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Speaker 3: Yes, because people that talk like this didn't actually earn

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any money. I know a billionaire. He drives a pickup truck.

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Speaker 1: That's my thing with billionaires, you know, like I can't

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remember who was talking come out this recently, but somebody

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was talking to a billionaire like how you doing? Oh

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I'm so ignosted at work? Was crazy work? What are

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you doing working? Why are you working? I know that

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you have a motor You're like a hummingbird that loves buzzballs.

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that's so crazy.

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Speaker 3: Dylan Idle, hands of the Devil's Playground, any person that's

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Speaker 1: About it, I'm true. I I'm not talking about true idleness,

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but like definitely not working.

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dead now, he said he was going to retire after

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the No Tiers tour. Do you know what year that was?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Who? And who doesn't know? When the No Tiers

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tour was okay?

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Speaker 3: And he went and he took a year off and

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he said he was gonna focus on painting and hang

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out with his family.

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Speaker 1: Guess what happened.

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Speaker 3: He got really fucking bored and then started diving deep

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into the bottle. He had to start getting back in

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Speaker 1: And go back on the road. Yeah, and then a

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couple of years later he flipped an ATV on top

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of him and almost died. Is that what made him

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like ooh? Or was he always like that?

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Speaker 3: I never knew that.

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Speaker 1: You didn't know that? Uh huh? And they played it

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on the Osbourne's Really Yeah, he had a really bad

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ATV accident. Kaylen, can you look up the injuries that

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Ozzy Osbourne sustained in that ATV accident because I fear

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as though it was quite bad. Oh okay, yeah, well

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life changing. I saw him like.

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Speaker 3: Two more times live. I didn't see it affect his

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performance at all. But my point here dyl injury.

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Speaker 1: What were the injuries?

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Speaker 5: He suffered a broken collarbone, eight fractured ribs, and a

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fractured vertebrae and was in a coma for eight days,

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requiring resuscitation twice.

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Speaker 3: Never knew that.

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Speaker 1: Holy cow. I think after that you kind of get

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a little or that could have been just the booze. Yeah,

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always feel, like my wife tells me, one of the

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worst things is for me to be have nothing to do,

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and circles.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you pace. Anyways, back to Below Deck and I'm

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really sorry that I took us on the diatribe. I

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thought it was a good episode of Below Deck. You know,

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we were in this kind of probationary period in the

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beginning of the season where we always hire a sea

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rat or five that are not suitable for this position.

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if they are such a toxic human being with such

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a sad sea rat history that they cause too much

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emotional turmoil for the rest of the sea rats. More commonly, though,

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they're just a true and apparent danger for the souls

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on this vessel. And that's what we have with Tests

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and Christian. I give this episode seventy nine pots.

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Speaker 3: Seventy nine pots, all right, So I want to start

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off the episode by apologizing to Nate. Nate, I have

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to admit I was a little I was probably giving

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you a little a little shit because I think your

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baby mom is gorgeous and you're a tremendous.

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Speaker 1: Fuck up for screwing that up.

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Speaker 3: But as far as your work here on this vessel,

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the uh casting did you dirty?

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Speaker 2: Man?

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Speaker 3: They really Normally you get one incompetent person and then

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someone that has like anger issues or something or sex

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addiction issues. They gave you two incompetent idiots. And I

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now see that you know what you're doing, and I

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feel for you as a person.

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Speaker 1: Holy shit, this is quite a bit of growth from you, Patty.

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These buzzballs have some kind of they're a magical tonic.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. And even Josh in the kitchen, I'm like, okay,

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he is very competent, so of course they're going to

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vegan who has very discerning tastes.

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Speaker 1: And which is an oxymoron? Yeah? Yeah? And how much

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fucking cassava flower horseshit can you eat? You know, you

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can't even eat eggs as a vegan, right, you cannot? Okay,

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peanut butter, you can eat peanut butter. Honey. I don't

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know if true vegans will not eat honey. Jesus fucking Christ.

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Speaker 3: Okay, uh, Christian? Or task has to go?

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Speaker 1: Which begs a question like I'm I'm a big I'm

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a big tree person. When I see a tree, especially

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if you've taken psychedelics, that thing's alive. What what What

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is the difference between a stock of corn getting ripped

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away from its home and a pig's throat getting slit?

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Speaker 3: Her pigs are highly intelligent.

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Speaker 1: They are. They're so good though, it's so fucked up

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how good they are. They just taste incredible. I don't

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know what to do about that. I'll tell you I don't.

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I can't.

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Speaker 3: You're lovely, Lucy.

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Speaker 4: Your daughter, yeah, not her, but her kids are to

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think you were a monster. Well I am all right,

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let me wrap up. Also, we don't want pigs walking

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we're driving the highways and byways of this hell hole

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called Los Angeles and there were just pigs all over

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the place, That'd be crazy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I always wonder, like what other animal would take our place?

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our thumbs, you know, and found purpose in life, like

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watching you porn and all that stuff.

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Speaker 2: Like wolves.

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Speaker 3: You're talking about wolves, I don't know, Like you got

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to be able to create something, right, Yeah, you got

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to be able to like, uh, I don't know, build

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a fire or something.

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it could be hippos Nope, uh sting raiser way too,

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Speaker 1: Squirrels, Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's a big spectrum of personality

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within squirrels. And you know, with every animal but squirrels,

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you can really see there are some mean ones, there

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me saying that a kangaroo is a rat that learned

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Aussie listeners and we should arizon omissions. Uh Asia is

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Speaker 3: You think, well, I know they're different islands, but think

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about us and Canadians. Yeah right, they're just above us.

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Speaker 1: Think about us and Mississippians. I mean, two completely different worlds.

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They're jumping in fucking water and going up to mud walls,

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shoving their hand in holes and having catfish bite their arms.

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Speaker 3: That was a great reality show for a while.

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Speaker 1: Mudding. Is that what it's called? VH one's mudding? No,

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I don't know what it is. Anyways. We have a

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five star review from Linda Yoga Girl, who says that

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she still can't get into the Patreon. I don't know

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what to tell you. Thank you for the five stars

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we have unblocked you just use a different email.

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Speaker 3: All right, Linda Yoga Girl, we want your five dollars.

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Speaker 1: We want everyone's here.

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Speaker 2: Kayla, can you.

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Speaker 3: Get on this case? It's a listener. She loves me

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more than she loves Dylan. Dylan blocked her a couple

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of years ago because she said something that was unflagged.

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Speaker 1: I got a little to get a little kookie with

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the conservative shit. I just had had enough.

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Speaker 3: You know, wouldn't be the first person that Dylan had block.

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Speaker 5: No.

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Speaker 1: I get sick of people, I really do. It's like,

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what are you doing here? We're trying to have a

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good time here? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Should we get going?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I think so? All right? You know, speaking of Trump,

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I think we got to really think.

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Speaker 3: I think we politics.

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Speaker 1: No, but I want to I want to just say

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something really quickly. Okay, there's I find the man repulsive.

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But should we start hawking products as a business? I mean,

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should we come out with our own steaks or something

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like that, because you know, we want everyone's five dollars,

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but we're not selling anything gold or anything like that,

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you know what I mean? Should we put out shoes

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or bibles or something like that.

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Speaker 3: Well, Dylan, we lost our shirt with those, literally, with

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a thousand wine Hag shirts. We thought that was going

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to be a windfall of money, and now I got

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to stop renting in that space for five hundred bucks

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Speaker 1: With the wine hagshirts, we were like, we're going to

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put the words wine Hag in big letters on the

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front of a shirt. We're going to buy fifteen hundred,

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fifteen hundred of them. And yeah, they sold, but not

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that many. No, no, no, no no no.

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Speaker 3: It turns out meat expecting.

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Speaker 1: Turns out people do not want to walk around in

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public or really at home with the words winag on

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their shirt. But to those who bought those, we love

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you so much. You are the real ones. All right,

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let's get into blow deck. Okay, it has been fifteen minutes.

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Has it really been fifteen minutes? It has? Oh my god,

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I am so sorry.

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Speaker 3: It's been jibber jabberin. I have to say. There's not

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a lot of meat in this episode. Honestly, this is like,

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I don't know it. It wasn't a great episode.

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Speaker 1: It didn't move you. No, all right, well let's yeah,

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let's get into it.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 3: We begin the episode with Christian floating off to China

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or perhaps another dimension if you're into that kind of thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, real, three three body problem kind of well.

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Speaker 3: I think the Marvel movies are superhero movies in general.

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When they started like having to use other dimensions as

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a yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, applied device. Can I tell you that three body

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fucking shit? I tried to read the book, and then

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I tried to watch the show me too. Can you

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simplify stuff for me? Okay, I don't need to to.

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This radar is this frequency, and this physics department sees this,

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this video game is it's like, fucking calm it down.

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I don't know what's going on.

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Speaker 3: Originally written by a Chinese author.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like a commentary on communism or some shit

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like that, and it's like, just make it make sense.

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I'm too stupid for this, Okay. I've been watching people

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eat Chipotle and shoving flaming hot Cheetos in the top

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of the burrito for three year. I can't understand what

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you're talking about. I'm getting dumber. Help me help myself.

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I'm no different than Christian. I'm just out at sea.

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So he's out at sea and we had I think

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fans had wondered if he had gotten concussed, and that's

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why he was.

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Speaker 3: So it wasn't that bad. I've taken hits like that.

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I'm great.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, now listen. The reason why he was stranded out

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there is because Tess is I'm not gonna say that

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she's Britney from Real Housewives of Salt Lake level of stupid,

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but she's dangerously close and she's a danger and I

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don't mean to be mean. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: Now you get to say this about her just because

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you're of the opposite sex. You get to call someone

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out from being a more.

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Speaker 1: She's a dumbass. And let me tell you something else.

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If I was in her position, I would be in

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the same boat. Just there are certain kinds of brains

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that are not suited for certain kinds of environments.

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Speaker 3: Or how about actually having to have it worked on

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a boat before you showed up here? Because she does

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she when they show the b roll of her engaging

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in any actual.

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Speaker 1: She's standing, or she has a fucking clue, what's no clue?

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Not one?

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Speaker 3: It's dangerous for her h and everyone on that.

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Speaker 1: I mean, think about poor Paul. He's up there. He

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thinks his entire life is ahead of him. Right, He's

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gonna take his mother's money to buy cocaine and snort

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it off the assholes of men and women for the

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rest of his life.

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Speaker 3: Right, are you referring to Zach what's his name?

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Speaker 1: Jack?

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Speaker 3: The primary Jack?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: J Jack, But no, not if Tessa's got anything to

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do with it. So anyways, the reason why he stranded

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is because she did not fill up the jet.

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Speaker 3: Ski, which is and when confronted, because we see the

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footage from the night before when Nate says, hey, before

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you go to bed, you gotta, you know, charge these

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jet skis.

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Speaker 1: You know yea?

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Speaker 3: She says, oops, I forgot. Yeah, it seems like that's

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a pretty important thing to make sure that you do

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before you go to bed.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean listen again. Going back to specific environments,

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professional environments, like you know, if you work at an

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a MPM and let's say a vagrant walks in and

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blows shit and blood all over the wall, and you're

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supposed to go in and clean it up and you

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forget to not the end of the world, but you

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should have remembered that the stakes are lower, the stakes

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are low.

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Speaker 3: Let me give you an example where the steaks are higher.

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Please do Are you a fan of naked and afraid

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you show up there? They allow you to bring one

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thing in for survival.

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Speaker 1: What if you just forget? You forgot, and.

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Speaker 3: Your partner is looking at you, going would you bring ted?

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And I said, I can't find an answer. You know,

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I'm like, I got my hairy ball right right right?

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Speaker 1: Well it looks is though. The only thing I've brought

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is my penis. Yeah, if a harry ball.

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Speaker 3: Maybe we can use it as I don't know, try

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like just throwing shit at the wall. Maybe we can

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use it as a filtration device like water.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't work, There's no, that's not how human penis

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his work. They can't really filter anything out.

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Speaker 3: But that's where it's on the line, you know, Yes,

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you got to make sure you do shit right exactly

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all right. Meanwhile, Max rescues Christian and this is crazy

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because he spends a lot of time tormenting him, driving around.

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Speaker 1: He jet Ski bullies him.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he.

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Speaker 1: Fucking he Varsity blues him. He just drives all around

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him and punks him. It's really Max is quite a

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piece of shit.

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Speaker 3: I don't like him because he is really feeling himself

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and he should not. Uh, Calyn, have you ever gone

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to water World at Universal?

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Speaker 2: Of course?

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Speaker 3: Okay, I assume you haven't, or maybe you got dragged

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there once.

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Speaker 1: No, I've gone many times, as cynical and hateful of

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populace as large and small as I am. I really

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enjoyed the water.

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Speaker 3: Is an amazing show. At last four or five minutes,

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they recap that movie that no one remembers from nineteen

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ninety five. But it's a wonderful show.

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Speaker 1: Dennis Hopper says the R word, I think seventeen times,

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does he really? Yeah? Okay, maybe just once, but loudly

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when we.

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Speaker 3: Took Elliott and Quinton there like four months ago because

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we got the California pass. Uh, there's what do you call,

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like the crowd they come. There's two guys. There are stalkers,

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the warm up guys. They come out with these gigantic

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squirt guns that can fire water, and they have these

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seats that are deemed the splash zone. This poor obese

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woman with diabetes.

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Speaker 1: You told this story.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, he's in a scooter and they took great joy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and just nailing this one.

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Speaker 3: I think they shorted out the scooter.

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Speaker 1: They're like Jimmy Pardo but mean and on jet.

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Speaker 3: Ski they would not stop. She had to be pushed

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out by some people that work at Universe, Like it

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was so sad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, so the primaries Mom, we figure out

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the jet ski stuff Max Jetsky bullies and they tow

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it back, and the primary is mother calls and we

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find out that she is more than just a mom.

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She is the banker. That's right. So it's not cool

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if you own your own money, if you made your

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own money and you behave like this, it's really not

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cool if it's your mom's money. Yeah, it's it's like,

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I know that you are on a yacht, but you're

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also you're a loser. You're a loser.

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Speaker 3: I would say that you're a loser. You see all

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these people that are here eating the food that you

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paid for, right, they're here because you're a loser. They're

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not your actual friends, right right right. And by the way,

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everyone and we wouldn't be.

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Speaker 1: This mean to you if you weren't so like, if

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you look down on other people and you've done nothing

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to accomplish that, you're a loser. You're a loser.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and it's this is his second stint, stint on

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this Yeah. She uh. Every one of his charter guests

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were completely polite, and at some point they said at

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the tail end of the episode, one one of the

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girls was packing her own luggage or something.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, not a loser, not a loser, right, but.

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Speaker 3: They see you as a full on sucker.

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Speaker 1: So Asia is feeling great about her team.

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Speaker 3: They're firing on all cylinders.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, they're firing on all cylinders. And we get

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a little twist though it seems as though one of

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her members is going to be gripped away from that's.

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Speaker 3: Via the sexy latina. Yes, it turns out she's good

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at charging jet skis. Apparently he also knows lines.

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Speaker 1: And can I I'm gonna take something back you know,

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I was a little worried about how I was going

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to be perceived, and I just, you know, Patty, I

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gotta be me. Let's not let's not say chalk up

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tests is kind of moronic nature to just being in

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the wrong environment. I think she might just be a

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full blown moron, because like, if you're if you're instructed

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to fill up jet skis at night, that's not like

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we're not talking about coding. This isn't a speciality or

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anything like that.

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Speaker 3: Also, for her to specific specifically call out Nathan as

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not being a good leader and instructing her, it's like

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he told you to gas up the jet skis, I

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don't know how you can find blame in that right

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right right now. The the Latina, we love this story, Dylan.

473
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She used to work as a decky until her boyfriend

474
00:23:33,319 --> 00:23:39,880
bon Vaughan bonn Bon. Yeah, he died in the water

475
00:23:40,160 --> 00:23:42,799
and they never tell us except for we know.

476
00:23:43,000 --> 00:23:43,759
Speaker 1: They don't need to.

477
00:23:44,079 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 3: He died of food poisoning. I'm just walking around. He

478
00:23:49,039 --> 00:23:52,559
was killed by an alpaca, Yeah, in the water while

479
00:23:52,599 --> 00:23:53,359
he was scuba diving.

480
00:23:54,359 --> 00:23:57,079
Speaker 1: What's an alpaka like a lama? Yeah, they live on

481
00:23:57,279 --> 00:24:01,759
hills in Peru U not a very lethal animal, are they.

482
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:05,799
Speaker 3: Well, once they get in the sea, like twenty feet below.

483
00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:09,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, do they transform or something?

484
00:24:09,279 --> 00:24:09,759
Speaker 2: I don't know.

485
00:24:10,119 --> 00:24:12,720
Speaker 3: V needs to explain this. They've never told us how

486
00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:13,480
Bond died.

487
00:24:13,599 --> 00:24:17,680
Speaker 1: So let's say theoretically, and I just want to see

488
00:24:17,839 --> 00:24:21,039
how far you're willing to go with this bit. Let's

489
00:24:21,039 --> 00:24:24,759
say theoretically we're on an email thread with Bravo and

490
00:24:24,839 --> 00:24:26,480
they go, hey, would you like V? And I go

491
00:24:26,920 --> 00:24:29,960
before you can even answer, I go, absolutely, more than anything.

492
00:24:30,359 --> 00:24:33,920
Are you going to ask her what happened to Bond underwater?

493
00:24:35,200 --> 00:24:36,039
Are you going to ask her?

494
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:36,759
Speaker 3: Absolutely?

495
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:39,119
Speaker 1: No, you're not, Oh, I am no, because that would

496
00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:42,359
be a disgusting thing to do because obviously we know.

497
00:24:45,240 --> 00:24:46,440
Speaker 3: He was mauled by a grizzly.

498
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:50,200
Speaker 1: He was small by a grisly, and to bring that

499
00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:53,279
up to her knowing it would just be resurfacing painful

500
00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:54,640
memories for no problem.

501
00:24:54,680 --> 00:24:56,519
Speaker 3: But listen, actually it was a drug deal gone wrong.

502
00:24:56,640 --> 00:24:57,119
Speaker 2: This is this.

503
00:24:57,240 --> 00:25:01,599
Speaker 1: Imagine that this is a hero's journey. Okay. V has

504
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:05,480
been sheltered and shepherded away from the theater of pain

505
00:25:05,920 --> 00:25:10,160
that she once felt at home in. Right, you're talking

506
00:25:10,200 --> 00:25:13,279
about the ocean, the ocean, the sea, the sea. Yeah,

507
00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:16,640
she's terrified by the sea. Yes, of what was once

508
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:20,599
a dance floor is now not a dance floor. But

509
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:24,039
can she be brought back? Well?

510
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,839
Speaker 3: See, well Bond would want her to face her fears.

511
00:25:27,039 --> 00:25:29,440
Speaker 1: Yes, like he did. Bond would say to her if

512
00:25:29,480 --> 00:25:33,720
he was alive now, he would say, v listen. It

513
00:25:33,839 --> 00:25:36,359
is complete. It is a complete freak accident to be

514
00:25:36,519 --> 00:25:38,559
killed the way I was by a grizzly bear of

515
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:43,720
three meters underwater. Okay, don't let that keep you away

516
00:25:43,799 --> 00:25:48,759
from the seas. Yes, yeah, confront your fears. We lost

517
00:25:48,799 --> 00:25:52,039
our fastball a little bit today. What we are we? Okay?

518
00:25:53,200 --> 00:25:53,680
Speaker 3: Rough start?

519
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 1: I think, rough start?

520
00:25:55,839 --> 00:25:56,119
Speaker 2: You know what.

521
00:25:56,240 --> 00:25:58,519
Speaker 1: I resent you because you say that and you look

522
00:25:58,559 --> 00:25:59,839
at me the way that you're looking at me, and

523
00:25:59,880 --> 00:26:01,960
I feel like you're putting that all on me. No, no,

524
00:26:02,119 --> 00:26:04,839
I own all of it. You don't, though, that would

525
00:26:04,839 --> 00:26:08,640
be ridiculous. Well, Kylen, has this been Okay, the.

526
00:26:08,720 --> 00:26:12,640
Speaker 5: Longer the show, the better, So okay, I likes.

527
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:15,519
Speaker 1: That's that's producing right there. You know that you were

528
00:26:15,559 --> 00:26:17,480
going to put you were trying to put that on. No, no, no,

529
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,440
you said, Dylan got a little jibber jabbery before we

530
00:26:20,839 --> 00:26:21,400
even got here.

531
00:26:21,519 --> 00:26:22,079
Speaker 2: Did you see that?

532
00:26:22,200 --> 00:26:22,960
Speaker 3: He added that.

533
00:26:24,119 --> 00:26:24,799
Speaker 1: I didn't add that.

534
00:26:25,039 --> 00:26:28,519
Speaker 3: Don't guess like me, Dylan, we're the number one below.

535
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,799
Speaker 1: All right, what happens next? Let's get too all right?

536
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:35,599
Speaker 3: Uh Jack's Jack orders two milkshakes. Captain and Nate chat

537
00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:36,519
about his teeth.

538
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:40,759
Speaker 1: Talk about arrested development. This little bitch, he wants milk

539
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:45,039
and cookies. You know, I know children like this that

540
00:26:45,319 --> 00:26:51,200
were just never pushed out of the nest. Mom, can

541
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:54,000
you make me a blt? But like, oh, you'll go

542
00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:56,920
over to a friend's house. Let's say I was twenty

543
00:26:57,000 --> 00:26:58,480
years old to go over to a friend's house. He's

544
00:26:58,519 --> 00:27:00,480
still living with his parents. Like, you want to smoke

545
00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:04,160
weed in your bedroom? So your mom's down? Yeah, it's fun.

546
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,839
She doesn't care. What are you eating? Oh my mom

547
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:09,680
made me a sandwich? What time did you wake up today? One?

548
00:27:10,759 --> 00:27:13,160
That is not a good situation.

549
00:27:13,920 --> 00:27:16,680
Speaker 3: That is not a good vibe, personal story, not funny.

550
00:27:17,319 --> 00:27:20,359
H Some of my buddies from high school junior year,

551
00:27:20,880 --> 00:27:24,319
we decide, Uh, well, they decided I was a follower. Hey,

552
00:27:24,680 --> 00:27:28,119
let's let's skip school today and let's get a bottle

553
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,720
of vodka. It's like a Tuesday. Love that and uh,

554
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,720
let's go hang out at this old guy's house and

555
00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:39,240
watch TV Jesus Christ and uh, it's around like one.

556
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:40,839
Speaker 1: Oh, is that the guy that tried to have sex

557
00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:41,680
with you guys? No?

558
00:27:42,039 --> 00:27:44,160
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, that's that was the guy that

559
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:45,480
just tried to have sex with me.

560
00:27:45,759 --> 00:27:48,519
Speaker 1: Oh okay, put the porn on. Yeah, hey, what do

561
00:27:48,559 --> 00:27:48,960
you think of this?

562
00:27:49,079 --> 00:27:51,400
Speaker 3: I'm like, ah, what I think of this?

563
00:27:52,599 --> 00:27:57,920
Speaker 1: Well, well it's porn, so.

564
00:27:58,200 --> 00:28:00,880
Speaker 3: Uh oh yeah, so around one o'clock I had a

565
00:28:00,920 --> 00:28:06,759
glass gay porn porn. That's the other story though, this one. Yeah,

566
00:28:07,440 --> 00:28:09,240
I'm hanging out with my buddies and this old guy

567
00:28:09,279 --> 00:28:11,119
who's like trying to get us high or whatever. Maybe

568
00:28:11,119 --> 00:28:11,519
you want to have.

569
00:28:11,559 --> 00:28:12,319
Speaker 1: Sex with SID don't know.

570
00:28:12,839 --> 00:28:17,559
Speaker 3: But anyway, one o'clock I really old. I don't know ages,

571
00:28:17,559 --> 00:28:20,920
because when you're everybody seems yeah they're old. He could

572
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:22,960
have been thirty, but to me, he was like just old.

573
00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:23,359
Speaker 1: Yeah.

574
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:25,920
Speaker 3: And I remember thinking at one o'clock, I'm like, I

575
00:28:25,960 --> 00:28:29,200
don't think I should be drinking vodka on a Tuesday

576
00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:34,240
at one and what I think We were watching Kevin

577
00:28:34,279 --> 00:28:37,519
Costner's version of Robin Hood or something really depressing. Oh yeah,

578
00:28:37,640 --> 00:28:40,599
I'm like, hey, I'm gonna take a leak, guys, and

579
00:28:40,759 --> 00:28:42,119
I just I just bailed.

580
00:28:42,920 --> 00:28:46,200
Speaker 1: I just left Dude vodka at one o'clock on a Tuesday,

581
00:28:46,240 --> 00:28:48,960
watching Kevin Costner and Robin Hood. Yeah, a thirty year

582
00:28:48,960 --> 00:28:49,359
old man.

583
00:28:49,839 --> 00:28:52,039
Speaker 3: It's a couple other friends. Yeah, and they were smoking

584
00:28:52,079 --> 00:28:52,480
weed too.

585
00:28:52,519 --> 00:28:55,480
Speaker 1: It's tough and you and you weren't smoking weed, you know.

586
00:28:55,519 --> 00:28:57,880
I don't like weed. Never been a weed guy. We're

587
00:28:57,920 --> 00:29:01,400
going to get to the bottom of that one day. Hey, everybody, listen.

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Speaker 3: But but Jizzy is very jealous by She's jealous.

621
00:30:51,079 --> 00:30:55,599
Speaker 1: Because she's an extremely competitive person, and she was made

622
00:30:55,680 --> 00:31:00,839
competitive by her mother, who was trying to accomplish things

623
00:31:01,319 --> 00:31:04,359
on stage vicariously through her daughter.

624
00:31:04,440 --> 00:31:07,559
Speaker 3: Are you referring to the ballet recitals in content?

625
00:31:07,680 --> 00:31:14,079
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly. Now, the problem I have with Jizzy is that, well,

626
00:31:14,160 --> 00:31:16,720
she's a tormentor of men. That's fine. Men should be

627
00:31:16,759 --> 00:31:18,799
able to see this and not fall for it. But

628
00:31:20,880 --> 00:31:26,240
it seems a little futile. But regardless, the big problem

629
00:31:26,279 --> 00:31:29,039
I have with her is her animosity towards V. Because

630
00:31:29,119 --> 00:31:32,119
V is a sweetheart and V has done nothing wrong.

631
00:31:33,160 --> 00:31:37,359
And Jizzy says that when she sees V getting praised

632
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:41,480
from Asia, it kind of fires her up because if

633
00:31:41,519 --> 00:31:44,640
you're not first or second, She says, second place is

634
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:45,319
a first loser.

635
00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,480
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, so back when she was seven years old,

636
00:31:47,599 --> 00:31:49,960
during that ballet contest, she came in second and her

637
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:51,519
mother said, you're a goddamn loser.

638
00:31:51,519 --> 00:31:52,359
Speaker 1: You're a fucking loser.

639
00:31:52,519 --> 00:31:54,279
Speaker 3: And when your parent tells you that, that type of

640
00:31:54,319 --> 00:31:57,440
parenting sends you on a direct path to getting through

641
00:31:57,440 --> 00:32:02,480
the c Yes, and I'm this sire, at score is

642
00:32:02,559 --> 00:32:04,759
going to be point seventy five. It's not a one,

643
00:32:05,039 --> 00:32:08,359
and I'm gonna award her a quarter point for every

644
00:32:08,519 --> 00:32:12,359
STD so through Oh okay, so that's that's a win

645
00:32:12,799 --> 00:32:13,119
for her.

646
00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:17,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I gotta find the comment because our

647
00:32:17,039 --> 00:32:21,519
fans are so funny. Somebody commented under under one of

648
00:32:21,559 --> 00:32:26,240
our posts that was just like they weren't happy. No, no, no,

649
00:32:26,400 --> 00:32:28,440
it's not that they weren't happy, it was it was

650
00:32:28,559 --> 00:32:32,200
just being blown away by how transparent it was. It

651
00:32:32,359 --> 00:32:34,640
was Brianna who said, to announce that you've had three

652
00:32:34,839 --> 00:32:37,440
STDs with zero shame on TV is crazy.

653
00:32:37,599 --> 00:32:38,359
Speaker 3: It's pretty crazy.

654
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,279
Speaker 1: And that's like, that's one of those things that just

655
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:42,400
kind of like it's not that nuts of a thing

656
00:32:42,519 --> 00:32:46,240
to say, but but it crystallizes. I mean, we're we're

657
00:32:46,319 --> 00:32:49,599
here watching a young woman who just told everybody with

658
00:32:49,759 --> 00:32:52,559
a bunch of cameras around that she had three STDs

659
00:32:52,960 --> 00:32:54,880
in one charter. Now that's pretty nuts. But the thing

660
00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:58,200
I was going to say about her having this professional

661
00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:02,480
competitiveness and if you're not first, your last and second

662
00:33:02,559 --> 00:33:06,400
place as a first loser, Jessey, you're a sea rat.

663
00:33:08,559 --> 00:33:11,640
Now I'm not saying that like all sea rats are losers.

664
00:33:11,759 --> 00:33:15,079
Or anything. But to have this Gordon Gecko kind of

665
00:33:15,839 --> 00:33:18,519
gas tank in this environment is a little ironic.

666
00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,119
Speaker 3: You would have thought she'd made her way up at

667
00:33:21,279 --> 00:33:23,440
like one of those financial fronts.

668
00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:26,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not on the fifth floor of

669
00:33:26,079 --> 00:33:29,000
Merrill Lynch trying to get to the twentieth, right, You're

670
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:29,759
a sea rat.

671
00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:33,599
Speaker 3: To be fair to her, there's still time now, Dyl. Meanwhile,

672
00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,880
and this is one of the more important points here.

673
00:33:36,240 --> 00:33:39,440
You'll see him just why in a second, Sandy calls

674
00:33:39,480 --> 00:33:42,920
her lovely wife Leah, and you can tell these two

675
00:33:43,079 --> 00:33:46,000
just want to tear their each other's clothes off.

676
00:33:46,200 --> 00:33:46,720
Speaker 1: I love them.

677
00:33:46,839 --> 00:33:50,079
Speaker 3: Now. If you remember last week, I had a concept

678
00:33:50,359 --> 00:33:52,240
that could help long distance relationships.

679
00:33:52,519 --> 00:33:53,200
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah.

680
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:55,079
Speaker 3: It was the robot arm right.

681
00:33:55,279 --> 00:33:55,480
Speaker 1: Yeah.

682
00:33:55,559 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 3: Though they would work one person over while the love

683
00:33:59,480 --> 00:34:01,240
the partner from.

684
00:34:01,319 --> 00:34:03,119
Speaker 1: The Phantom Beat. The Phantom Beat.

685
00:34:03,200 --> 00:34:05,759
Speaker 3: You had asked me what is the name for this product?

686
00:34:05,759 --> 00:34:07,880
And I'm happy to tell you today, Dylan, not only

687
00:34:07,960 --> 00:34:10,000
do I have a name for the product, I have

688
00:34:10,119 --> 00:34:10,599
a patent.

689
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:13,440
Speaker 1: Okay, uh, it's called the Whacker.

690
00:34:14,679 --> 00:34:15,760
Speaker 3: Got this it's uh.

691
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:18,519
Speaker 1: When you're and you don't have a patent, yeah no

692
00:34:18,639 --> 00:34:18,800
I do.

693
00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:21,400
Speaker 3: I know you don't oh no, no, they're already working

694
00:34:21,480 --> 00:34:24,440
on a h an actual Uh you know, uh, what

695
00:34:24,920 --> 00:34:25,360
do you call it?

696
00:34:25,760 --> 00:34:26,559
Speaker 1: Concept? Yeah?

697
00:34:26,639 --> 00:34:27,039
Speaker 3: Concept?

698
00:34:27,119 --> 00:34:29,840
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, no, no, no, you're you're talking about a

699
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:33,039
prototype prototype. Yeah.

700
00:34:33,079 --> 00:34:35,599
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a it's an arm and it will whack

701
00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:38,760
you off. It'll also finger you and your partner can

702
00:34:38,840 --> 00:34:42,000
control this. And I already have a slogan. Uh, it's

703
00:34:42,119 --> 00:34:45,119
it's uh, if your sex life is a slacken, we'll

704
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:47,280
get a whacken. What are you doing?

705
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:56,559
Speaker 1: The whacker? Sorry? The did you say that was the slogan? Yeah,

706
00:34:56,639 --> 00:34:57,559
give me the slogan one.

707
00:34:58,480 --> 00:35:01,920
Speaker 3: Because of long distance. If you' sex life is a slacken, well,

708
00:35:02,000 --> 00:35:02,880
get a whacken?

709
00:35:03,079 --> 00:35:08,880
Speaker 1: What are you doing? The whacker? I love the condemnation

710
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:17,320
in the slogan what are you doing? What are you doing?

711
00:35:19,679 --> 00:35:23,239
Speaker 3: I'm serious, guys, this is gonna like you just wait

712
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:24,960
till the porn sites get a hold of this.

713
00:35:25,079 --> 00:35:27,599
Speaker 1: Gone. Don't say that this is going to be revolutionary.

714
00:35:27,679 --> 00:35:30,199
Speaker 3: It's it's going to be revolutionary, Joe.

715
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:35,000
Speaker 1: Why not? Well, we talked about it last week. The

716
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:39,119
market cap on this is quite low to the ground.

717
00:35:39,199 --> 00:35:41,920
It's for sea rats who are in long distance relationship.

718
00:35:41,920 --> 00:35:43,960
Speaker 3: No, no, no, dyl I've scaled this. I have the

719
00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:47,639
way bigger picture. Think about like porn or whatever, right, Like,

720
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,960
it's the number one websites that people are going to

721
00:35:50,119 --> 00:35:52,679
on the planet Earth. Okay, number three.

722
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:56,679
Speaker 1: Well yeah, big five dot com is not beating porn hub.

723
00:35:56,800 --> 00:36:00,480
But you know, anyways, maybe Google is here. That's one point.

724
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:03,920
Speaker 3: Imagine now you can have a robotic arm hold on

725
00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:07,480
to whatever you want to be pleasured, and then you

726
00:36:07,519 --> 00:36:10,960
can have someone else robotically maneuver.

727
00:36:10,840 --> 00:36:11,039
Speaker 5: You know what.

728
00:36:11,119 --> 00:36:13,519
Speaker 1: Actually, I do think this is a big deal. This

729
00:36:13,639 --> 00:36:16,760
is a big idea because most companies start small and

730
00:36:16,840 --> 00:36:20,159
then some kind of justin Timberlake, Apple teeny kind of

731
00:36:20,199 --> 00:36:22,639
guy comes in, you take a business meeting and cracks

732
00:36:22,679 --> 00:36:24,760
the whole thing open. Right, So allow me to be

733
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:28,760
justin Timberlake right now. This is not This could be

734
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:32,960
a big technology company right justin. It starts off with

735
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:36,199
and we'll have another round. It starts off with this

736
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,679
crazy bad idea of a robot arm beating off somebody else.

737
00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:44,679
But what this can turn into is full tech utility.

738
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:44,960
Speaker 5: Right.

739
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:47,760
Speaker 1: This is the beginning of robotics. Now. The problem is

740
00:36:48,159 --> 00:36:50,679
is that what's the company called the Whacker?

741
00:36:51,880 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 3: And I also I only need one robotic motion. It's

742
00:36:55,039 --> 00:36:56,320
gonna work for both sexes.

743
00:36:58,199 --> 00:36:59,320
Speaker 1: Well, that doesn't make sense.

744
00:37:00,320 --> 00:37:03,559
Speaker 3: I'm still working on Okay, yeah, okay, got it. It's

745
00:37:03,599 --> 00:37:07,840
in development, the Whacker. And how much justin I will

746
00:37:07,880 --> 00:37:10,280
give you five percent steak in my company?

747
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:14,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, for eight trillion dollars. But seriously, though, we were

748
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:16,400
you to get this off the ground, what kind of

749
00:37:16,480 --> 00:37:17,360
funding would you need?

750
00:37:17,840 --> 00:37:20,920
Speaker 3: Probably for the robotics prototype, I probably need like, I

751
00:37:20,960 --> 00:37:22,119
don't know, like four hundred grand.

752
00:37:23,880 --> 00:37:26,480
Speaker 1: You'll burn that pretty quick, burn through that pretty quick

753
00:37:26,519 --> 00:37:28,559
if you really want to achieve what you're gonna achieve. Guys,

754
00:37:30,000 --> 00:37:30,840
let's get back to the show.

755
00:37:30,840 --> 00:37:33,960
Speaker 3: I'm sure. Yeah, the deck team practice is raising that

756
00:37:34,119 --> 00:37:38,199
tender as the guests are eating dinner with it an eyeshot.

757
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:44,280
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so robes. Pierre is fired up again because

758
00:37:45,199 --> 00:37:48,400
Tests and Christian are just as useless as they they've

759
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:50,960
always been. They're trying to throw robes and pull a

760
00:37:51,039 --> 00:37:51,519
tender up.

761
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:56,199
Speaker 2: Now what are you doing?

762
00:37:56,719 --> 00:37:58,639
Speaker 1: I want to practice a little bit of discipline here.

763
00:37:58,679 --> 00:38:00,199
You know, when you were talking about porn up in

764
00:38:00,199 --> 00:38:03,239
the websites, you know, I was watching a movie the

765
00:38:03,280 --> 00:38:05,840
other day and somebody called pink Dot. You remember Pink Dot.

766
00:38:06,519 --> 00:38:09,079
Oh man, the nostalgia of that you could call and

767
00:38:09,480 --> 00:38:13,519
ask for cigarettes and a loaf of bread and a

768
00:38:13,599 --> 00:38:16,559
turkey sandwich. And a turkey sandwich. I mean in this little.

769
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:18,280
Speaker 3: Funny car with a propeller would show up in your

770
00:38:18,280 --> 00:38:18,679
front yard.

771
00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:21,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. And now what do we have. We have Miriam,

772
00:38:21,679 --> 00:38:26,519
a robot fucking bucket driving around. It's like much worse. Anyways,

773
00:38:27,360 --> 00:38:32,960
think about how truly catastrophic this could be. You have

774
00:38:33,280 --> 00:38:35,840
tests is her name, Tess or Tessa?

775
00:38:36,039 --> 00:38:37,000
Speaker 3: They call her both.

776
00:38:38,880 --> 00:38:39,119
Speaker 2: Tea.

777
00:38:39,519 --> 00:38:46,199
Speaker 1: You got Tea and Christian. The airplane pilot lugging up

778
00:38:46,559 --> 00:38:49,239
a tender that is worth I mean, I don't know boats.

779
00:38:49,239 --> 00:38:51,599
I would imagine this thing's probably at least one hundred

780
00:38:51,599 --> 00:38:57,199
thousand dollars, right, Yeah, it's tilted on its side. You've

781
00:38:57,239 --> 00:39:01,639
got a person in the boat, You've got heavy machinery

782
00:39:01,719 --> 00:39:03,840
that could slam into the boat. You could just lose

783
00:39:03,920 --> 00:39:07,440
the tender altogether. The fact that I think production flew

784
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,000
a little too close to the site and.

785
00:39:09,159 --> 00:39:11,719
Speaker 3: Saying this for the first three episodes still in I

786
00:39:11,840 --> 00:39:16,559
love casting, but you may just get some people killed.

787
00:39:16,760 --> 00:39:19,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is crazy. So eventually they figure it out,

788
00:39:19,639 --> 00:39:22,760
but Nathan has to step in and manage the situation

789
00:39:22,880 --> 00:39:26,280
because Rebespeer is flipping out. Okay, he wants heads to roll,

790
00:39:26,639 --> 00:39:30,519
and Nathan tells him, Hey, you can't snap at people

791
00:39:30,639 --> 00:39:33,440
like that. That's not your position, that's not your job.

792
00:39:33,559 --> 00:39:36,719
You need to maintain dude. Okay, but they do do

793
00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:41,599
it right next to the dinner table, and uh, guess.

794
00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:44,280
Speaker 3: Take a little too much enjoyment and watching. I personally,

795
00:39:44,320 --> 00:39:46,920
when I see strangers fighting or something fucked up, I

796
00:39:47,000 --> 00:39:50,079
walk the other direction. I'm a better person.

797
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:50,480
Speaker 2: Yeah.

798
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:54,679
Speaker 3: Yeah, And also going to mister frenchie here. Hey, dude,

799
00:39:55,039 --> 00:39:57,119
the only thing you guys ever invented was the fucking

800
00:39:57,159 --> 00:40:03,760
French kiss. Okay, in some mustard democracy, take four steps seats.

801
00:40:05,440 --> 00:40:10,119
Speaker 1: Seven. Okay, I think you're kind of taking accomplishments away

802
00:40:10,159 --> 00:40:13,840
from the French. I mean they do incredible things with cheese.

803
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:20,599
They really do do incredible things with cheese and salad dressing. No,

804
00:40:21,920 --> 00:40:24,079
the salad drends that dressing has nothing to do with it.

805
00:40:24,199 --> 00:40:24,800
Speaker 3: Have about bread.

806
00:40:25,639 --> 00:40:28,519
Speaker 1: They do incredible things with bread. You know what. A

807
00:40:28,599 --> 00:40:33,119
baguette is one of the most important loaves in the

808
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:34,400
gastronomic cannon.

809
00:40:34,559 --> 00:40:37,239
Speaker 3: I heard they invented the blowjob too, did they?

810
00:40:37,719 --> 00:40:42,159
Speaker 1: I doubt that. I probably got a couple of you know,

811
00:40:43,679 --> 00:40:47,159
kind of just kind of bored berry pickers going, let

812
00:40:47,199 --> 00:40:48,679
you know, try to throw it at my mouth, Let's

813
00:40:48,679 --> 00:40:51,519
see what happens. And that was back when our teeth

814
00:40:51,599 --> 00:40:53,920
were like much bigger and our eyes were like exploding

815
00:40:53,960 --> 00:40:55,280
out of our heads. I don't know what we used

816
00:40:55,280 --> 00:40:58,320
to look like. But uh, anyways, let's get to the

817
00:40:58,360 --> 00:41:01,960
similarities between music and food. Kidding, let's not. That's what

818
00:41:02,079 --> 00:41:03,480
I don't want to do with this guy.

819
00:41:03,639 --> 00:41:07,599
Speaker 3: I understand, But when he put out that analogy that

820
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:11,079
serving an eight course meal was much like a live concert,

821
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:13,920
uh huh, as I there's no way he's going to

822
00:41:14,000 --> 00:41:17,000
pull this off. He did, in fact, stick the landing.

823
00:41:17,039 --> 00:41:19,639
Speaker 1: One hund and that's why I'm I gotta tell you.

824
00:41:21,519 --> 00:41:24,800
I've been saying it for episodes. He's too good. Okay,

825
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:27,320
he's too good. I want I want people to be

826
00:41:28,239 --> 00:41:32,920
almost lit on fire with a below decks. A below

827
00:41:33,000 --> 00:41:37,199
deck chef's attempt at an eight course dinner. Not I mean,

828
00:41:37,800 --> 00:41:41,440
we're going, ahho blanco to start things off something that

829
00:41:41,559 --> 00:41:43,559
you would never eat because it would hurt your tummy.

830
00:41:45,599 --> 00:41:49,800
Was gaspacho, it's beans. It's like it would you eat

831
00:41:49,840 --> 00:41:50,800
a white bean soup?

832
00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:51,199
Speaker 3: Yes?

833
00:41:51,599 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: You would?

834
00:41:52,079 --> 00:41:55,360
Speaker 3: Yeah, they have it at there's a white bean soup

835
00:41:55,400 --> 00:41:56,400
over at Pitfire Grill.

836
00:41:56,519 --> 00:41:59,039
Speaker 1: I love it. You eat a white bean soup that

837
00:41:59,119 --> 00:42:06,000
doesn't hurt your tummy? Nope? Wow? Yeah, a street taco

838
00:42:06,039 --> 00:42:07,239
would hurt your tummy. Yeah.

839
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,159
Speaker 3: Okay, now he did that with wagu he did, so

840
00:42:11,960 --> 00:42:13,320
are you going to go through every dish?

841
00:42:13,440 --> 00:42:13,679
Speaker 1: Okay?

842
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,960
Speaker 3: One thing I will say, he as if you're gonna

843
00:42:15,960 --> 00:42:18,400
have fun with a live concert, you should always mention

844
00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:22,199
never play the new Ship unless you're like Taylor Swift,

845
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:25,599
But no, definitely don't play that new shit. Like if

846
00:42:25,639 --> 00:42:27,679
you're the Rolling Stones, you don't want to be so sad?

847
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,360
Speaker 1: Why is there no band where we could hear the

848
00:42:30,440 --> 00:42:33,079
new Ship? But seriously, though, like if you went to

849
00:42:33,159 --> 00:42:36,079
a Kings of Leon concert and they played some fucking

850
00:42:36,159 --> 00:42:38,400
new shit, you'd be like, what the fuck are you guys?

851
00:42:38,440 --> 00:42:44,840
Speaker 3: Okay, you get to play a saw. But Tom Petty,

852
00:42:44,960 --> 00:42:47,960
who's great live one of his last concerts I saw him,

853
00:42:48,000 --> 00:42:50,400
they fucking opened up with free Falling. You want to

854
00:42:50,440 --> 00:42:53,920
talk about like that? That should be your encore? You're

855
00:42:54,039 --> 00:42:56,400
fucking opening with that, I'm like, yes, this rocks.

856
00:42:56,639 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 1: Okay.

857
00:42:57,000 --> 00:42:59,320
Speaker 3: About forty five minutes in, they had just put out

858
00:42:59,400 --> 00:43:01,599
a jazz record.

859
00:43:01,719 --> 00:43:02,239
Speaker 1: You lost man.

860
00:43:02,320 --> 00:43:04,760
Speaker 3: He goes, We're gonna play a couple from the new record.

861
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:07,559
Speaker 1: Don't do that. Yeah. I was like, well, I'm going

862
00:43:07,599 --> 00:43:10,519
to get a pretzel all right. Ajablanco kicks things off

863
00:43:10,559 --> 00:43:12,360
of being a spatra. We followed that up with a

864
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:17,480
curried barbecue lobster, a lovely little guest streak on the side,

865
00:43:18,880 --> 00:43:24,400
soft shell crab with ponzu. And right now, not only

866
00:43:25,760 --> 00:43:30,480
is the meal perfectly balanced, the flavors are perfectly balanced too.

867
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:36,679
These are bold but light accompaniments with fish that are

868
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:40,639
like peeking you into the meal. Right. This is a

869
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:43,079
wonderful construction of this because at this point, you know

870
00:43:43,159 --> 00:43:46,280
you've eaten three things, but you're salivating for more. Right.

871
00:43:46,400 --> 00:43:49,199
The ponzu is lit you up a little bit despite

872
00:43:49,719 --> 00:43:52,559
the food being fried. And that's when these people start

873
00:43:52,599 --> 00:43:55,159
to get really comfortable. Right, they're in the pocket. And

874
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:58,239
that's when Little Jack starts talking about how they spent

875
00:43:58,440 --> 00:44:01,239
ten thousand euro on a lunch in Paris.

876
00:44:01,400 --> 00:44:05,119
Speaker 3: Ah, good for you feeling yourself. Wow, you sound like

877
00:44:05,159 --> 00:44:10,880
an asshole. Yeah, by the way, did you not like

878
00:44:10,960 --> 00:44:14,840
how no one at the table really helped him? No,

879
00:44:15,199 --> 00:44:17,039
continue that it's just gross.

880
00:44:17,400 --> 00:44:21,320
Speaker 1: It's gross. We then get wagy beef tacos and take

881
00:44:21,360 --> 00:44:25,239
a break for Max and Jizzy to flirt. She says

882
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:28,559
Tom is gonna punch you in the face, and then says, oh, also,

883
00:44:28,679 --> 00:44:30,199
we've been dating for two months.

884
00:44:31,400 --> 00:44:36,039
Speaker 3: Yeah, then I believe, she tells us. She explains that

885
00:44:36,159 --> 00:44:38,360
she's fallen in in love, and then she gives her

886
00:44:38,440 --> 00:44:41,000
dating history and relationship history. I could have just summed

887
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,400
it up. You're a love adic Yeah, like you need

888
00:44:43,519 --> 00:44:44,280
therapy yea.

889
00:44:44,800 --> 00:44:49,320
Speaker 1: And she says that. So Jack begins to talk about

890
00:44:49,360 --> 00:44:52,039
the sechewe chicken that he wants. But first we've got

891
00:44:52,079 --> 00:44:58,639
black mesa cod you know, a nod to Nobu Los Angeles,

892
00:44:58,679 --> 00:45:04,199
says Nobo, which is just like you can hate on it,

893
00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:10,159
but it's you know, it's it's just important. It's just

894
00:45:10,199 --> 00:45:13,039
an important place, and God saved it from the fires.

895
00:45:13,159 --> 00:45:16,239
God saved it from a fire. If it wasn't an

896
00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:17,519
important place.

897
00:45:17,559 --> 00:45:20,599
Speaker 3: Burn moonshadows the fuck down right exactly.

898
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:24,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, Benny Hannah's will be wiped out in

899
00:45:24,480 --> 00:45:28,559
mass Nobody will be saved. Then we get to pistachio

900
00:45:29,039 --> 00:45:32,039
gelato with Caviaar. I don't think that it was actual Caviar.

901
00:45:32,079 --> 00:45:35,039
I think it was, I'm not sure. And then we

902
00:45:35,119 --> 00:45:37,719
get to crember Lay again he is too good. This

903
00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:39,480
is a ninety two pot dinner.

904
00:45:39,599 --> 00:45:43,000
Speaker 3: Wow. Yeah, okay, yeah, Well then we must see his

905
00:45:43,159 --> 00:45:45,360
fall in the next episode. Now, Dylan, you did gloss

906
00:45:45,440 --> 00:45:49,360
over Kissy and Tessa chatting in their cabin. Tessa, Yeah,

907
00:45:49,800 --> 00:45:52,760
calls balls and strikes, or so she claims. In life,

908
00:45:53,960 --> 00:45:57,639
she says, Nate is definitely lacking leadership and that's a

909
00:45:57,719 --> 00:45:59,360
big part of the problem that they're having on that

910
00:45:59,440 --> 00:46:03,920
Decie team. And this prompts some Sea Rat history. Tessa,

911
00:46:04,320 --> 00:46:07,960
when she was seven years old, she told the rest

912
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,360
of the kids that Santa didn't exist because he got

913
00:46:11,400 --> 00:46:15,760
stuck in a chimney and he burned to death. And

914
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:17,440
if you want to hear the whole story, it's documented

915
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:18,639
in a movie called Gremlins.

916
00:46:18,639 --> 00:46:24,400
Speaker 1: I'd call it. Tessa is a bummer. Tessa is just

917
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:28,920
an odd ball bummer. This is she's a very tough

918
00:46:29,039 --> 00:46:33,079
nut to crack, right, because she's unbelievably conceited and judgmental,

919
00:46:33,559 --> 00:46:38,559
but she contributes and provides absolutely nothing. She is a

920
00:46:38,840 --> 00:46:43,840
sack of flower who thinks that everyone is or are

921
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:46,280
sacks of flower. It's really crazy.

922
00:46:46,360 --> 00:46:48,000
Speaker 3: Well, I don't want to get to the ending too quickly.

923
00:46:48,079 --> 00:46:51,199
But when Sandy, who I've never seen do this before,

924
00:46:51,480 --> 00:46:53,440
leaves it up to the Boson to.

925
00:46:53,760 --> 00:46:56,760
Speaker 1: Decide what kind of who wants to be a millionaire

926
00:46:56,800 --> 00:47:01,119
of fifty to fifty choices that, yeah, sure, all right,

927
00:47:01,199 --> 00:47:03,880
so we wrapped in her up. But Jack is still

928
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:07,000
hungry or is going to be hungry later, and that's

929
00:47:07,039 --> 00:47:11,239
when he says, I want you to make me seschue

930
00:47:11,400 --> 00:47:15,280
chicken for later, and Josh is sitting there, going.

931
00:47:17,599 --> 00:47:20,280
Speaker 3: I gotta give it to Karma here. She steps in

932
00:47:20,559 --> 00:47:23,039
to not have him have to deal with this and

933
00:47:23,199 --> 00:47:26,320
says it's getting late. Our chef has not slept really

934
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:30,760
when she should, hay assle. This guy has been waiting

935
00:47:30,840 --> 00:47:33,000
on you, hand and foot for twelve hours. He's not

936
00:47:33,159 --> 00:47:35,800
cooking you fucking chicken. Go to bed, you fucking drunk

937
00:47:35,840 --> 00:47:36,400
spoil brat.

938
00:47:36,480 --> 00:47:38,440
Speaker 1: Now I don't like this drunk spoiled brat and I

939
00:47:38,480 --> 00:47:40,559
think he's a loser. But if I'm on a yacht,

940
00:47:40,599 --> 00:47:44,239
if I'm chartering a yacht. It's always a point of

941
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:49,239
contention we've had with these these vacations. You're gonna make me.

942
00:47:49,440 --> 00:47:51,280
I mean this time he had eight courses. But we've

943
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:54,199
seen this in the past many times. You make me

944
00:47:56,440 --> 00:47:59,880
wedding soup, surf and turf and a crem brulet and

945
00:48:00,000 --> 00:48:01,639
and then you just fuck off and I don't get

946
00:48:01,639 --> 00:48:03,039
to chef cookie.

947
00:48:03,239 --> 00:48:06,719
Speaker 3: And it's someone's fiftieth birthday, right exactly, Yes, so you

948
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:09,559
should stay up all night and I want nachos in

949
00:48:09,639 --> 00:48:11,199
two hours, you're going to get up and make them.

950
00:48:11,679 --> 00:48:14,840
Speaker 1: And I think that on real yachts, not just like

951
00:48:15,039 --> 00:48:18,320
chartered below deck yachts, you could probably get a chef

952
00:48:18,400 --> 00:48:20,599
up and it's just at your discretion. Like, are you

953
00:48:20,760 --> 00:48:25,000
a Russian oligarch who just does not see people who

954
00:48:25,039 --> 00:48:27,199
don't have as much money as you as actual people?

955
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:29,320
I don't know, but they're not very clear about this

956
00:48:29,480 --> 00:48:30,480
when you get on the vessel.

957
00:48:31,119 --> 00:48:33,840
Speaker 3: All right, So most boats this size, we've learned, have

958
00:48:33,960 --> 00:48:34,559
sous chefs.

959
00:48:35,079 --> 00:48:38,880
Speaker 1: Right, So Kizzie and Josh chat a little bit, and

960
00:48:39,079 --> 00:48:42,719
Josh says some bizarre thing about how he loves.

961
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:45,199
Speaker 3: To push the limits, push his limits, said I bet

962
00:48:45,239 --> 00:48:46,079
you'd be good in bed?

963
00:48:47,639 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 1: What is this throwaway line? And I don't mean to

964
00:48:49,519 --> 00:48:51,920
be insulting to Josh, but there is no way that

965
00:48:52,159 --> 00:48:55,000
Jizzy is gonna have sex with Josh. Okay, And I'm

966
00:48:55,039 --> 00:49:00,480
not even I don't even Jizzy's not another world beauty

967
00:49:00,559 --> 00:49:01,239
or anything like that.

968
00:49:01,400 --> 00:49:01,960
Speaker 2: But she's just.

969
00:49:02,519 --> 00:49:07,719
Speaker 1: There's no point in telling someone that you have no

970
00:49:07,960 --> 00:49:11,119
intention of sleeping with that they would be good in bed.

971
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:14,599
Speaker 3: That is just a glass you'd like them to be

972
00:49:15,239 --> 00:49:18,599
like you're at your beck and call yeah because they

973
00:49:18,639 --> 00:49:19,400
think they have a shot.

974
00:49:19,599 --> 00:49:23,239
Speaker 1: It's so gross. All right, Let's get to Jack wanting

975
00:49:23,320 --> 00:49:25,840
to go into the ocean. He says, I'm tired of

976
00:49:25,920 --> 00:49:28,440
this hot, hot water. I'm a spoiled little brat. I

977
00:49:28,559 --> 00:49:29,199
want to go in the.

978
00:49:29,239 --> 00:49:31,320
Speaker 3: Ocean because he wants to, and he's going to make

979
00:49:31,360 --> 00:49:31,719
it happen.

980
00:49:31,880 --> 00:49:34,320
Speaker 1: Now they have made this very very clear. You are

981
00:49:34,440 --> 00:49:36,920
not going to go in the ocean. The water's too

982
00:49:37,039 --> 00:49:40,199
choppy and it's very dangerous. But Christian is up tattoo

983
00:49:40,920 --> 00:49:43,079
and he says, I got no problem if you want

984
00:49:43,079 --> 00:49:44,320
to put your feet in. Now.

985
00:49:45,880 --> 00:49:48,320
Speaker 3: I see both sides of this. Had Christian not been

986
00:49:48,400 --> 00:49:51,599
an absolute fuck up, for the first three days of

987
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:56,039
this season. You'd have to give him some grays here.

988
00:49:56,519 --> 00:49:59,000
He wants to make the charter guests happy it is

989
00:49:59,239 --> 00:50:00,360
he's standing over him.

990
00:50:01,880 --> 00:50:05,920
Speaker 1: This is the problem. If there was a ledge with

991
00:50:06,199 --> 00:50:09,960
railing that you could just put your feet in, that's okay.

992
00:50:10,159 --> 00:50:11,760
Still no, but that's okay.

993
00:50:11,880 --> 00:50:12,039
Speaker 5: Good.

994
00:50:12,840 --> 00:50:18,960
Speaker 1: Tattoo is so useless that he goes, well, let's just

995
00:50:19,119 --> 00:50:21,159
see if you can put your feet in. This is

996
00:50:21,280 --> 00:50:25,559
a spoiled child who is blackout drunk, who is going

997
00:50:25,639 --> 00:50:28,920
to attempt to put his feet in the ocean via

998
00:50:29,119 --> 00:50:32,559
an infloatable deck that is difficult to balance on when

999
00:50:32,599 --> 00:50:38,000
you're sober. So that's not gonna work, right, Tattoo. He's

1000
00:50:38,039 --> 00:50:40,480
gonna fall in and die. He's gonna get mauled by

1001
00:50:40,519 --> 00:50:43,000
grizzly Bear down there, and he's gonna be traumatized all

1002
00:50:43,039 --> 00:50:45,079
over again. You're never gonna believe what happened to Jack.

1003
00:50:45,119 --> 00:50:46,920
Don't tell me he got mauled by grizzly bear. He

1004
00:50:47,039 --> 00:50:48,719
got mauled by five I don't even know where they

1005
00:50:48,800 --> 00:50:51,880
came from. We're in Barcelona. So let's get to the

1006
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:52,239
next one.

1007
00:50:53,039 --> 00:50:53,360
Speaker 3: Christian.

1008
00:50:53,840 --> 00:50:55,519
Speaker 1: Well, at the end of all of it, Christian says,

1009
00:50:55,559 --> 00:50:56,880
I don't know what the big deal is. I would

1010
00:50:56,920 --> 00:50:58,000
call it a successful night.

1011
00:50:58,800 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 3: Well, did you already mentioned that Christian had seen it

1012
00:51:01,599 --> 00:51:04,119
while he's getting a glass water on the screen and

1013
00:51:04,199 --> 00:51:05,239
then ran out there.

1014
00:51:05,280 --> 00:51:08,519
Speaker 1: Nathan did. Nathan sees it on screen and sees that

1015
00:51:08,840 --> 00:51:11,800
Christian has not only allowed this drunk to go out

1016
00:51:11,920 --> 00:51:16,639
on that giant, fucking inflatable doc but when he falls in,

1017
00:51:16,920 --> 00:51:19,639
Christian is spraying the water with a hose. He's not

1018
00:51:19,719 --> 00:51:23,599
even trying to help him. So next morning, next morning,

1019
00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:26,159
let's get ready to haul the anchor. Poor Christian is

1020
00:51:26,199 --> 00:51:27,920
going to be in so much trouble, one of the

1021
00:51:28,280 --> 00:51:34,079
guests says, and this, this child doesn't even care. He's

1022
00:51:34,119 --> 00:51:37,400
just sitting there eating breakfast. And this is how you

1023
00:51:37,440 --> 00:51:41,480
can tell that his friends aren't losers. They have empathy

1024
00:51:42,000 --> 00:51:48,400
for the consequences of this feudal king's whims. Right, he

1025
00:51:48,679 --> 00:51:51,719
does not care. But the other people are like, this

1026
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:54,000
guy's gonna get fired. Little do they know he should

1027
00:51:54,000 --> 00:51:56,960
get fired immediately. He's a danger to everybody on this boat.

1028
00:51:57,039 --> 00:52:03,000
But Jack wants to give v some tidbits on how

1029
00:52:03,079 --> 00:52:07,440
to pack his stuff. We see the state of this room.

1030
00:52:07,639 --> 00:52:11,760
It's a beautiful room and it is a pig a

1031
00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,280
pig style. Yeah, okay, all of this luggage is an

1032
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:19,639
insurmountable task. Now, Kersha Kermit says that V is incredible

1033
00:52:19,679 --> 00:52:21,880
and she's as good as chet GPT. So she says,

1034
00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,519
chet chet GPV.

1035
00:52:23,800 --> 00:52:26,920
Speaker 3: She's worried about uh like intelligence.

1036
00:52:27,599 --> 00:52:29,159
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean we all should be. Well.

1037
00:52:29,440 --> 00:52:32,400
Speaker 3: Kaylan's dad one of those robots tried to kill him

1038
00:52:32,440 --> 00:52:33,440
during an entire movie.

1039
00:52:33,920 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And what happened? Did he just avoided

1040
00:52:36,559 --> 00:52:40,280
the entire time? What happens in Terminator one? Does your

1041
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:43,039
dad and Arnold are? They like, hey, it's okay, and

1042
00:52:43,119 --> 00:52:44,719
then they like kind of like shake hands.

1043
00:52:44,800 --> 00:52:46,039
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how Terminator runs.

1044
00:52:47,639 --> 00:52:51,159
Speaker 3: No, he his dad dies, I think, and he uh

1045
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:54,639
turns Arnold Schwarzenegger into the actual robot because he burns

1046
00:52:54,679 --> 00:52:58,119
all his skin off. And then Sarah Connor convinces the

1047
00:52:58,199 --> 00:53:00,920
robot to follow her in some weird grinding mill.

1048
00:53:01,159 --> 00:53:03,039
Speaker 1: It's odd how movies used to end in the eighties.

1049
00:53:03,079 --> 00:53:05,719
They like, there was so many mills in the eighties.

1050
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:06,559
Speaker 3: Lots of mills.

1051
00:53:06,800 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like everybody like there were lots of

1052
00:53:11,159 --> 00:53:16,719
chains and mills. Chains, yeah, and fire. Die Hard by

1053
00:53:16,760 --> 00:53:17,760
the way. Why why is.

1054
00:53:19,320 --> 00:53:21,559
Speaker 3: Lava in here? Are you guys like.

1055
00:53:21,679 --> 00:53:26,400
Speaker 1: Melting so much lava? Yeah? Crazy, that's crazy? But what

1056
00:53:26,559 --> 00:53:28,239
does happen at the end of Terminator? I feel like

1057
00:53:28,239 --> 00:53:30,880
I've only seen Terminator too. How do they make Arnold nice?

1058
00:53:31,599 --> 00:53:34,920
Speaker 3: He comes back as a robot to protect John Connor

1059
00:53:35,000 --> 00:53:35,639
in the second one?

1060
00:53:35,760 --> 00:53:37,119
Speaker 1: How do they get him to be nice? Though?

1061
00:53:37,239 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 5: John Connor captures him in the future and reprograms him.

1062
00:53:40,760 --> 00:53:44,679
Speaker 1: Oh okay, way to go, John Connor. And your dad's

1063
00:53:44,719 --> 00:53:45,280
John Connor.

1064
00:53:45,440 --> 00:53:49,320
Speaker 3: No, no, okay, John Connor's dad and he dies so

1065
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:51,000
technically Kalin's John Connor.

1066
00:53:51,079 --> 00:53:51,719
Speaker 1: How does he die?

1067
00:53:52,679 --> 00:53:52,800
Speaker 2: Uh?

1068
00:53:52,920 --> 00:53:54,719
Speaker 5: He technically blows himself up?

1069
00:53:55,360 --> 00:53:56,079
Speaker 1: Why is he do that?

1070
00:53:56,280 --> 00:53:58,239
Speaker 5: He sticks a pipe bomb into an opening and the

1071
00:53:58,320 --> 00:53:59,800
terminator and it blows him down a flight?

1072
00:54:00,400 --> 00:54:05,400
Speaker 1: Oh sacrifice? Yeah, okay, got it? Okay, all right, Well

1073
00:54:05,440 --> 00:54:08,119
this episode has been three hours long, so let's get

1074
00:54:08,159 --> 00:54:13,960
to Tessa, who has been sleeping the entire day. Now.

1075
00:54:14,039 --> 00:54:16,760
I don't know if she's supposed to be sleeping. I

1076
00:54:16,840 --> 00:54:19,559
have an inkling that she's supposed to have gotten up

1077
00:54:19,599 --> 00:54:24,199
at least hours ago, but she's sleeping. And before we

1078
00:54:24,320 --> 00:54:29,159
get to the docking, Tommy calls oh yeah, the boyfriend

1079
00:54:29,199 --> 00:54:32,480
of two months, which is not really a boyfriend, and

1080
00:54:32,920 --> 00:54:35,840
he says, hey, babe, miss you loads. Now I don't

1081
00:54:35,880 --> 00:54:39,320
need to dawn the tom like his cap. But if

1082
00:54:39,360 --> 00:54:43,920
you're trying to court a love addict, pull away.

1083
00:54:44,639 --> 00:54:45,440
Speaker 3: That's right, dear.

1084
00:54:45,599 --> 00:54:48,559
Speaker 1: Do not overwhelm them with your love.

1085
00:54:48,760 --> 00:54:50,239
Speaker 2: You pull away.

1086
00:54:52,679 --> 00:54:55,760
Speaker 3: Well, I'll say this, dear, when you're ready to chat,

1087
00:54:55,840 --> 00:54:58,000
to hang out, to have a real relationship, you give

1088
00:54:58,119 --> 00:55:01,360
me a call. Dere other go have fun.

1089
00:55:02,519 --> 00:55:06,280
Speaker 1: This is how you make a love addict fall in

1090
00:55:06,440 --> 00:55:08,840
love with you again and again and again. You ask

1091
00:55:08,920 --> 00:55:15,039
them this question, what's your name? Okay? Now, I love you,

1092
00:55:15,280 --> 00:55:18,079
I mean, Tommy, what are you doing? Definitely don't do that, dear. Yeah,

1093
00:55:18,599 --> 00:55:21,079
all right, so she does not say I love you back,

1094
00:55:21,159 --> 00:55:23,400
and she's going to cheat on you, Tommy. That's right.

1095
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:25,800
She's probably gonna break up with you on a technicality

1096
00:55:25,920 --> 00:55:28,039
so that she can cheat on you. But that's not

1097
00:55:28,119 --> 00:55:30,519
even a technicality. That's just her not cheating on you. Okay,

1098
00:55:30,639 --> 00:55:35,039
So we get to the second docking test needs heaving lines.

1099
00:55:35,159 --> 00:55:37,079
I get it. Those ropes look heavy to me too.

1100
00:55:37,360 --> 00:55:38,280
Speaker 2: That was explained the way.

1101
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:43,760
Speaker 1: It's not okay, But the docking doesn't go well. Once again,

1102
00:55:44,280 --> 00:55:47,519
I don't know how this is legitimately legal to have

1103
00:55:47,719 --> 00:55:50,760
these people on this boat. Like there's some kind of

1104
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:53,800
certification that you need to have before you can be

1105
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:58,159
on these vessels. Not only can you do catastrophic financial

1106
00:55:58,280 --> 00:56:00,920
damage to people, but you can do bot harmed to people.

1107
00:56:01,360 --> 00:56:02,840
And we've seen it before. Yep.

1108
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:06,360
Speaker 3: Aston almost lost the leg gary on sailing. They ran

1109
00:56:06,559 --> 00:56:08,920
the ship aground on a bunch of rocks. I'm sure

1110
00:56:08,960 --> 00:56:09,840
that costs a lot of money.

1111
00:56:09,920 --> 00:56:10,079
Speaker 1: Yep.

1112
00:56:10,400 --> 00:56:13,599
Speaker 3: Captain Sandy. A couple of seasons ago, the whatever those

1113
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:17,039
stabilizers stabilizers thing weren't working, almost tip the fucking boat over.

1114
00:56:17,159 --> 00:56:19,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, you get people killed to her. Yeah. So anyways,

1115
00:56:19,599 --> 00:56:26,320
the guests leave and we gather for a tip meeting.

1116
00:56:26,400 --> 00:56:29,440
And I'm thinking, this slutty little slut better of tipped.

1117
00:56:29,480 --> 00:56:31,239
Well he did.

1118
00:56:31,559 --> 00:56:32,480
Speaker 3: It's the middle of the road.

1119
00:56:32,960 --> 00:56:33,760
Speaker 1: It was a good tip.

1120
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:37,119
Speaker 3: It was a twenty grand American. And this is Sandy's

1121
00:56:38,199 --> 00:56:42,159
feedback for the crew. She says, Interior, you guys killed it. Decies,

1122
00:56:42,360 --> 00:56:46,960
you nearly killed people, right, okay, sixteen fifty each yep.

1123
00:56:47,079 --> 00:56:49,480
Speaker 1: And then she pulls Nathan up to the crow's nest

1124
00:56:49,559 --> 00:56:54,960
and goes, who are you gonna kill? Yeah? I mean

1125
00:56:55,639 --> 00:56:58,360
she became allan coming in this moment. It was like

1126
00:57:01,119 --> 00:57:04,280
you've got two choices, which one and it has to

1127
00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:05,039
be tests right?

1128
00:57:06,079 --> 00:57:07,239
Speaker 3: No, I think it's gonna be Christian.

1129
00:57:08,119 --> 00:57:09,360
Speaker 1: No way, you can't.

1130
00:57:09,920 --> 00:57:13,800
Speaker 3: He defied in direct order of safety, do not let

1131
00:57:13,920 --> 00:57:15,239
that person get near the water.

1132
00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:17,559
Speaker 1: We'll see next episode. Jump in the comments, let us

1133
00:57:17,599 --> 00:57:19,360
know who do you think is gonna get fired? What's

1134
00:57:19,400 --> 00:57:22,159
your favorite food to beans hurt your stomach? I'm Dylan

1135
00:57:22,199 --> 00:57:25,159
saying goodbye, Pat, say goodbye, goodbye bye Kaitlin. Yeah,