Speaker 1: Did you guys check your rain gauge?
Speaker 2: Is that where you measure how much rain's happened in Dallas? Fourth,
Speaker 2: I left mine at the farm I used to live at.
Speaker 3: So we did have one in crandall growing up. But no,
Speaker 3: I do not have one now I have one.
Speaker 1: I think that's a country person.
Speaker 2: It is a country thing, right. Is it like a
Speaker 2: like a little vial that has a measurement on it.
Speaker 2: Maybe there's a fancy bird on it or something for
Speaker 2: decor purposes. It's the same thing they do to collect specimens. Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 2: So you're supposed to go out there and have your
Speaker 2: way with that.
Speaker 4: If you want to ride your neighbors that you have
Speaker 4: more rain although you have had some massive rain.
Speaker 2: Listen, I'm a rich guy from the city. So I
Speaker 2: just go and I look at what the pool level
Speaker 2: is against my tile. That's how I see but the rain. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then I and then I and then I eat
Speaker 2: my caviar for breakfast.
Speaker 1: You usually don't know what I probably know.
Speaker 2: I look out sign like it's raining, it's not raining.
Speaker 2: It did rain or didn't rain?
Speaker 4: It rained for like twenty four hours. Will you guys
Speaker 4: didn't like, go, wow, this is an abnormal rain. I
Speaker 4: wonder how much rain was No I did. I'll tell
Speaker 4: you mine. I tell you my damn experience I had.
Speaker 1: Damn it.
Speaker 2: I drove home last night, and I think driving home
Speaker 2: last night, that was the worst weather condition I've ever
Speaker 2: personally driven it. I couldn't see. I couldn't see like
Speaker 2: every time. I mean, cars were when we turned on
Speaker 2: one twenty one, there were several cars that were sideways
Speaker 2: like it was. I'm not exaggerating. And I said this
Speaker 2: to my wife last night, and she was texting my
Speaker 2: daughter was homegoing, Oh my god, are you guys going
Speaker 2: to make it home? Like it was the worst driving
Speaker 2: condition I've ever driven in, aside from like mountain ice. Okay, Christina,
Speaker 2: you know what I was saying, Well, it was raining
Speaker 2: because I'm a dad.
Speaker 5: Oh we needed.
Speaker 1: This, we needed this. Oh yeah we did. We needed this.
Speaker 3: We really needed this so much. But and the thunderstorms
Speaker 3: were bad. Later on we lost power twice.
Speaker 1: You lost power? Wow. Yeah, that name was pretty intense.
Speaker 1: But y'all, I don't have a rain if that's what
Speaker 1: the question is.
Speaker 4: No, I don't have a rain gauge. They don't live
Speaker 4: on a farm. Yeah, but the ever, Dad should have
Speaker 4: a rain gauge. Let's be honest, put that thing up
Speaker 4: on your fence. Go out and see. I'm how we
Speaker 4: got this much today? All right, I'm very interest.
Speaker 2: I'm very interested everybody that lives in a community that
Speaker 2: has a public library. What percentage of those people have
Speaker 2: rain gauges at their homes?
Speaker 5: Love public libraries?
Speaker 1: Did you guys have money? Crandall? Yeah, yeah, oh did
Speaker 1: you really?
Speaker 3: But I also have one literally a block over in Dallas.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Now nowadays the public library maybe not, but growing up.
Speaker 5: Huh no, nowadays, yes, God, go to the library. You
Speaker 5: save so much money.
Speaker 1: No, no, I'm saying they're going away though.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, they're going whoa, Yeah, you know why because
Speaker 4: they don't pay the librarians.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I have a bad bit.
Speaker 4: You don't want to like I want to go and
Speaker 4: maybe have a career as a librarian.
Speaker 1: Oh, I like naughty librarians. Hey, when have you seen
Speaker 1: some recently? I've seen them online all the time.
Speaker 2: Apparently they're they're if they're not really at the library
Speaker 2: as much as they are on the internet. How a
Speaker 2: librarians evolving in the New world? Because we met, like
Speaker 2: had a twenty something year old librarian major at a
Speaker 2: school that costs like, I don't know, fifty grand a semester.
Speaker 1: God, you know how hard it would be to write
Speaker 1: that check? Yeah, didn't we just assume that she was
Speaker 1: born rich or something like?
Speaker 4: Because I swear it like dying to be a librarian
Speaker 4: if you have to, you know, fin for yourself and
Speaker 4: pay bills and stuff.
Speaker 2: You know, honey, you can't do anything with that career
Speaker 2: without getting your master's degree. After that, I'm studying the
Speaker 2: Dewey decimal system. It's a one million dollar education.
Speaker 5: I'm also sorry, can you Well?
Speaker 3: They have like self checkout things at the library, just
Speaker 3: like at the story, so I always feel guilty when
Speaker 3: I go check out the book. I go to the
Speaker 3: machine or whatever and look to them.
Speaker 4: You can guys talk tolay. Maybe one of them is
Speaker 4: kind of got a walk eye. It's great love the library.
Speaker 4: Can you think you can fix walk guys?
Speaker 6: Oh?
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Speaker 4: I got six inches. Oh that's a new record for you.
Speaker 4: Most have had a long time.
Speaker 1: Normally a two inch guy. Yeah, did you get real
Speaker 1: worked up?
Speaker 4: Six hitches did not cost two fifty weirdly inflation yep,
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Speaker 1: Go ahead and go now, oh.
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Speaker 2: Is anybody here familiar with walk law. I don't think
Speaker 2: i've ever heard the term. Well, i'd never heard the
Speaker 2: term bird law until I watched Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Speaker 2: Then I realized bird law is the thing.
Speaker 1: It's been around for. I read yesterday too.
Speaker 4: I was reading something about there's some egrets in a
Speaker 4: Fort Worth neighborhood that are pooping everywhere. Can't kill them.
Speaker 4: You can harass them unless they have nested, but you
Speaker 4: can harass them. You were right on this when you
Speaker 4: had the barn swallows all those years years Noweah, you
Speaker 4: were correct. I'll spent a lot of time in Barnes
Speaker 4: that was nuts. When that I mean, and that's nineteen
Speaker 4: eighteen is when bird law started.
Speaker 2: I have a feeling all those laws will be repealed
Speaker 2: because they're too regulatory. By the way, I know people
Speaker 2: that get out with those with like guns with those
Speaker 2: little water pellets in them and shoot those barn swallows.
Speaker 1: Which is illegal. It's illegal. But who was actually going
Speaker 1: to enforce bird law? Doctor Larry Bird?
Speaker 2: Okay, well, walk law. This happened to me today. I
Speaker 2: decided I was going to go for a walk.
Speaker 1: Huh okay. I think it's a healthy thing.
Speaker 2: I think it's you know, it's I never really think
Speaker 2: of walking as good exercise. It just because it just
Speaker 2: doesn't create like but it's apparently really good for you
Speaker 2: if you do it a lot. So I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go for a big walk around the neighborhood.
Speaker 2: It's gonna go out and listen to some podcasts. Do
Speaker 2: that sort of thing. And so I had my earphones
Speaker 2: in and I'm walking, and I walked over to this
Speaker 2: park that's kind of near where I live in light Farms.
Speaker 2: It's where our kids would play youth baseball and stuff.
Speaker 2: And I didn't see a soul out there. I didn't
Speaker 2: see anybody, okay, And I'm kind of walking around, walking around,
Speaker 2: and I'm very conscious of spacing, like my wife is
Speaker 2: unaware of spacing. Like if we, if you couples walk,
Speaker 2: you need to both be aware of couples spacing and
Speaker 2: that thing works dynamically as you move around. And so
Speaker 2: if like, if you're I usually walk on the right
Speaker 2: side of the sidewalk like it's a road in America
Speaker 2: and let the other people on coming come on my
Speaker 2: left or they're.
Speaker 1: Right, and when they don't, you say where are you from?
Speaker 2: And my wife, if my wife and I are walking
Speaker 2: on the right side, she might just wander over into
Speaker 2: the middle or onto the left side, forcing someone to
Speaker 2: make a decision.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you want. Do you want me
Speaker 1: to go through you guys like you're a field goal?
Speaker 1: Do you know who understands that less than anybody is dogs? Right? O? God?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my wife is unaware of couples spacing and how
Speaker 2: it works.
Speaker 1: Right, I speed up and get in front. I do
Speaker 1: that too, Say come just get in front so you
Speaker 1: can single file.
Speaker 2: We're going to single file here as a salute to you,
Speaker 2: to give you more space because we understand spacing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you pass on the left and get back on
Speaker 1: the right.
Speaker 2: Whence you passed, you pass your mate and you get
Speaker 2: in front of them, and now you're single file. And
Speaker 2: then they passed you, they try to pass you. If
Speaker 2: they try to pass you too, now you're double w
Speaker 2: faster and you have them crash into a person. Sometimes
Speaker 2: you can't go double bind. There's not enough spacing there.
Speaker 2: It's inconsiderate to do it, you know. But I think
Speaker 2: my wife just expects people to stop and stop what
Speaker 2: they're doing and then step to the side let her
Speaker 2: move through, right.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Maybe I don't know what she's thinking, but I'm hyper
Speaker 2: aware of spacing these situations. So when I got out
Speaker 2: there to the sidewalk this path at this park, I'm
Speaker 2: looking around and I don't see a soul out there,
Speaker 2: So I'm just walking on the right side of that sidewalk.
Speaker 2: But again, I don't often have those ear pods in Okay,
Speaker 2: So I'm listening to a podcast and what's.
Speaker 1: Rogan up to.
Speaker 2: I'm walking around and basically at the last minute.
Speaker 1: I hear.
Speaker 2: On the right and a bald guy speed walks past me.
Speaker 2: He's kind of lightly jogging and he had the whole
Speaker 2: side of the left to me to do, but he
Speaker 2: didn't want it. He wanted to squeeze through the tiny
Speaker 2: spot between me and the edge of the sidewalk on
Speaker 2: the right.
Speaker 1: Were you so you were kind of on the right.
Speaker 1: I was on the right.
Speaker 2: I wasn't all the way where I was stepping on
Speaker 2: the edge of the sidewalk, but I was right.
Speaker 1: Did you hip check him?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: But I was like, this is incredibly odd. I don't
Speaker 2: know what the walking rules are. Like, I know, if
Speaker 2: there's a cyclist they come running up, they ring their
Speaker 2: bell and they're like, I'm passing you on the left
Speaker 2: or past you on the right or whatever that is.
Speaker 2: But when I got there, there was no one that
Speaker 2: I didn't see a soul. Then I got lost in
Speaker 2: the podcast and he decided to Jimmy passed me at
Speaker 2: a high speed.
Speaker 1: Were you kind of more in the middle than you thought.
Speaker 2: Uh, I mean I wasn't hard right, but I definitely
Speaker 2: wasn't on the left side of the sidewalk, big big
Speaker 2: walking path you were.
Speaker 1: I was in the middle of the right side. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: right by the whole left, left, right side.
Speaker 2: The whole left side was open, The whole left side
Speaker 2: was open.
Speaker 1: How big is this sidewalk. It's huge. It's a giant
Speaker 1: like at a park.
Speaker 2: Okay, you know, it's a massive And so like, why
Speaker 2: did he choose to why did he choose to go
Speaker 2: on the right too?
Speaker 1: I mean he almost ran into me.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: I think I don't know this because I haven't speed
Speaker 2: walked in a long time. But there is a very
Speaker 2: specific stride. Okay, it was kind of like in the Olympics.
Speaker 2: It was a very important stride. And I think because
Speaker 2: you were so lost in what Rogan was doing, I
Speaker 2: think you were more left right than right right.
Speaker 1: It is the best podcast in the world.
Speaker 2: And so he was thinking, Okay, man, this is going
Speaker 2: to change my stride if I have to go further
Speaker 2: left around him than I anticipated. Well, because so I
Speaker 2: think I have to squeeze through here because it's best
Speaker 2: for my stride, because I'm a little bald guy.
Speaker 1: I'll have you know. He was yogging. Yep, okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: technically he was jogging.
Speaker 2: Okay, but here's what. So he zipped through the rights
Speaker 2: on the right. He's kind of irritated. It's he squeezed
Speaker 2: through that tiny little hole there. I'm like, dude, there's
Speaker 2: there's a giant hole for you to run through on
Speaker 2: the left. You're choosing the smallest hole in the offensive
Speaker 2: line to squeeze through and squeak through. And so as
Speaker 2: he raced by me in such a hurry, they had
Speaker 2: to rush by me and make a big scene about
Speaker 2: how I wasn't you know. He was sending me a
Speaker 2: message that I was a two into my headphones and
Speaker 2: I wasn't didn't clear a space from I don't know
Speaker 2: what the walk law is. But as he zipped by me,
Speaker 2: he ran for another fifteen yards and then stopped running.
Speaker 1: Dude, he was he he's in the middle of his crescendo.
Speaker 2: He only ran so he could have that near altercation
Speaker 2: with me.
Speaker 7: Do you know what?
Speaker 1: But do you know what he was doing behind you? No?
Speaker 2: Like was he In other words, he may be one
Speaker 2: of these guys. It's like, okay, I gotta do this
Speaker 2: pace for a certain amount of time, and then I stopped.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 2: And I also think that probably been is why he panicked,
Speaker 2: because he was like, I'm getting to the it's.
Speaker 1: Getting to the end. I can't screw this up.
Speaker 2: And this guy's more left right than he thinks he is,
Speaker 2: and he's listening to Rogain God, I gotta.
Speaker 1: Squeeze do here.
Speaker 2: And then he got to his Crescendo's like, see he
Speaker 2: was all worked up emotionally.
Speaker 1: You jammed up his intervals. Yeah.
Speaker 2: But my instinct is if if that would have if
Speaker 2: I would have, if he would have made contact, I
Speaker 2: would have gone full instinctive forearm shire no, yeah, and Nick,
Speaker 2: because it would have I would have known what to
Speaker 2: make of it. You know, I didn't have any audio
Speaker 2: of what was happening around me. Was there a body
Speaker 2: of water to shove him in?
Speaker 1: But like, what is that? You can't just do that? Right?
Speaker 1: Have you ever done that? Christina?
Speaker 2: I have ever just buzzed the tower like that and
Speaker 2: just were sprinted past somebody on your right.
Speaker 5: I don't sprint. That's really funny.
Speaker 1: No, you're the fastest walker in our group by yeah.
Speaker 5: No, So Mike and I walk quite a bit.
Speaker 3: But no, you were talking about your spacing rules and everything,
Speaker 3: and I agree with all of those, and I do
Speaker 3: think it's weird that the guy, I don't know, I've
Speaker 3: never had that happen, Like if there's a runner behind us,
Speaker 3: they just go around us. They've never actually done that before.
Speaker 3: They've never yelled at us, I think a biker.
Speaker 2: Yes, but I think we need to see video of
Speaker 2: what happened, because I think you're more center right than
Speaker 2: you think. I think if you were to see the video,
Speaker 2: it would be very much like top Gun when the
Speaker 2: guy buzzed the tower. He did it so I'd spill
Speaker 2: my coffee on myself. Okay, turn around and look at
Speaker 2: this guy. Okay, look at how they're walking. That one
Speaker 2: guy is staying so hard right, he's walking in thick grass,
Speaker 2: while the other guy.
Speaker 5: Like he Maybe that's what happened.
Speaker 3: Then maybe you were like kind of drifting over to
Speaker 3: the left to the right and he didn't know what
Speaker 3: you were gonna do.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it's fair to say. But I'm telling you
Speaker 2: this was almost as big as a road. Yeah, the path,
Speaker 2: it's a giant. I would say this, I would say
Speaker 2: the path is so big, it's double sidewalk big, at
Speaker 2: least maybe two and a half times the size of
Speaker 2: a sidewalk.
Speaker 1: Do we have security cameras? No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I could reach out to the prosper police. Let's get it,
Speaker 1: let's see we get it.
Speaker 7: So.
Speaker 4: I do think the speedwalk should be incorporated into our
Speaker 4: February Olympics. Bet. Okay, you have to speed walk to
Speaker 4: the break room, and you have to do a random
Speaker 4: favors that all of us ask you to do.
Speaker 1: Anyways, who was in the right me or him?
Speaker 6: Him?
Speaker 1: I'm a video.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you're guilty of something that you're not
Speaker 2: aware of.
Speaker 1: I should have forearm checked him down.
Speaker 2: It is gold Man. Don't run up on me, bitch. Okay,
Speaker 2: there you have it. There's walk law talk coming up next.
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