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Speaker 1: another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco one on
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Speaker 4: Addicted tickets JR. Facebook. I got to give my wife
Speaker 4: some credit here this morning. Dude, holy cow, that was crazy.
Speaker 2: Sends me a picture. She goes, so this was on
Speaker 2: the patio today, your screen porch coral snake. Mm hmm,
Speaker 2: thank goodness. I saw it before I let the cat
Speaker 2: and the dog out.
Speaker 3: I was sitting here, we were looking at the colors
Speaker 3: and I go, I think that's a coral because the yellow.
Speaker 4: Wow. Yeah, And she looked it up. It is legit.
Speaker 4: It's big too.
Speaker 2: Yes, Now I got to figure out how the hell
Speaker 2: the thing got on there. It could be a whole somewhere.
Speaker 3: There was it in the back screened in deck area
Speaker 3: right by my grill.
Speaker 4: Really the blackstone to be specific. Maybe it wasn't.
Speaker 2: It wasn't underneath the cover because I used it Saturday night.
Speaker 2: And if it was, I'm lucky then I guess.
Speaker 3: It must have been when you let out the dog.
Speaker 3: Hopefully it was just like when somebody let out the
Speaker 3: dog to go do duty. Maybe a slithered in.
Speaker 2: Hey, if you've ever been sitting there wondering do I
Speaker 2: have syphilis? But you really don't want to go to
Speaker 2: the doctor and take the test, You're gonna be able
Speaker 2: to do it at home now, thanks to the FDA
Speaker 2: approving the first at home syphilis test for a mere
Speaker 2: thirty dollars. Next month, you'll be able to test yourself
Speaker 2: at home.
Speaker 3: All right, Yeah, because getting that news must be pretty embarrassing.
Speaker 4: More and more cases of syphilis across the US. That's
Speaker 4: why this is making the news. Isn't that the one
Speaker 4: that can kill you?
Speaker 3: I think that's what took out that mobster at the
Speaker 3: very end, of the saying Al capone, I'm pretty sure
Speaker 3: syphilis got him. I'm almost here, yeah something you know
Speaker 3: me though, I'm only ten percent everything bits and pieces.
Speaker 2: Bob over here, a Virginia man is facing federal charges
Speaker 2: after his vacation the Yellowstone National Park near Old Faithful.
Speaker 2: Let me take yes, there was beer involved when Allan
Speaker 2: Alan Bowling his last name is Bowling.
Speaker 3: That's pretty cool. If your last name is Bowling. Do
Speaker 3: you have to take up the sport? I mean, logic
Speaker 3: would say yeah.
Speaker 2: Well, Old Al attempted to buy beer at the Old
Speaker 2: Faithful Upper General Store around four forty on Saturday. Saturday afternoon.
Speaker 2: His credit cards were declined, which prompted him to leave
Speaker 2: the general store and get into a Yellowstone Park service
Speaker 2: station heavy wrecker, which he then stole. His report had
Speaker 2: being seen driving near the Old Faithful Lodge before going
Speaker 2: the wrong way on a one way road, driving off
Speaker 2: the roadway, then coming to a rest near the post
Speaker 2: office and ranger station. Bowling was then pursued on foot
Speaker 2: by rangers, eventually stopped and detained at gunpoint. It was
Speaker 2: at this point that Bulling, said Nathan Peterson undisclosed. United
Speaker 2: States Marshall.
Speaker 3: All this is over beer that he was denied to
Speaker 3: buy because of his credit cards. Hey least he came
Speaker 3: up with something really quick like that. Guess while he's driving,
Speaker 3: he's like, we is my excuse, Nathan? Why are you
Speaker 3: in the Yellowstone National Park? Wrecker had to take it
Speaker 3: to apprehend some beer egency. You got some stuff going
Speaker 3: on out here, and.
Speaker 4: You don't want everybody's an undercover agent.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 4: You see up on TV that rolls rolls Royce boat.
Speaker 4: I haven't. Oh good lord god, that's pretty funny. Yeah
Speaker 4: it really Yeah, Capone he did.
Speaker 3: Capone contracted syphil as he had chose to leave his
Speaker 3: disease untreated, which ultimately led God, man, I have ten percent, Mobster,
Speaker 3: Now I do his death agent.
Speaker 4: Forty eight.
Speaker 2: There's a new article in the Washington Post about how
Speaker 2: adults are creating lemonade stands to run his side hustles
Speaker 2: to pay off their student loan debt. I thought they
Speaker 2: were just giving you wiping that free.
Speaker 4: Now yeah, I think that got shot down, Pat.
Speaker 2: So what are twenty and thirty somethings are taking a
Speaker 2: break from gig work and hawking lemonade to compete with
Speaker 2: eight year olds? Down the street.
Speaker 3: You know what, though, I was just doing the math
Speaker 3: in my head. Am I gonna buy it from the
Speaker 3: q' eight year old kid or the cute twenty twenty
Speaker 3: eight year old they're in college girl.
Speaker 2: Investing in all sorts of equipment that involved multiple different flavors, syrups,
Speaker 2: and styles of lemonade, and it's all priced in. One
Speaker 2: of the stands is selling eight dollars glasses of lemonade.
Speaker 2: What you just said, though, may have something to it
Speaker 2: till you get out there in the bikini. Okay, eight
Speaker 2: dollars all day long, even if it's not very good,
Speaker 2: I don't care.
Speaker 3: I mean, they ever really drank the lemonade anyway. They
Speaker 3: were selling it at my gym the other day the
Speaker 3: little kids, which was cool.
Speaker 4: Do you know, like.
Speaker 3: The they have the babysitting room right, yeah, childcare and
Speaker 3: they had all the kids out there they were selling lemonade.
Speaker 3: So I said, I'll get you something and I went
Speaker 3: out and I thought, should I give these guys two bucks?
Speaker 3: And looked like, you know, kind of cheap or because
Speaker 3: it was for supplies for their for their you know kids.
Speaker 4: Excuse me, sir, would you like in ice cold lemonade.
Speaker 4: You look like you've been working out quite a bit. Now.
Speaker 4: They got me right when I came in and I said,
Speaker 4: I'll get you after. I don't have any money with.
Speaker 3: Me, but I was looking at a Goco two dollars
Speaker 3: two singles and looked, you know, kind of cheap or
Speaker 3: a twenty. I thought, these kids are doing it for
Speaker 3: supplies in there, you know, I thought, good on them.
Speaker 4: They're very, very happy.
Speaker 2: You coughed up a twenty as if it was a
Speaker 2: bikini clad at least twenty or a single.
Speaker 4: That's what it was. I only had one.
Speaker 2: Bikini clad postgraduate. Oh yeah, pay off twenty right? Why
Speaker 2: sure you.
Speaker 5: Forgot your lemonhood. That's okay, that's what they need to
Speaker 5: go use the restroom. Now, that's the kids said. They're like,
Speaker 5: you don't want to eliminate it. You know, you're good.
Speaker 5: This is just for your supplies. I didn't even get it.
Speaker 4: We've seen this story before.
Speaker 2: Now it's Columbus, Ohio's turn to try to piece together
Speaker 2: why anybody would throw electric scooters into a to the river,
Speaker 2: thirty of them to be exact. This time, they spent
Speaker 2: the weekend fishing out all these East scooters from the
Speaker 2: river that runs through Columbus.
Speaker 6: We had some people walking on the bike path and
Speaker 6: they were asking why there were so many scooters down there,
Speaker 6: And the closer they got they realized that we were
Speaker 6: pulling them out of the water and they were shocked.
Speaker 6: At that spot in the river, it's rather shallow, so
Speaker 6: we were able to just lift them up give them
Speaker 6: to the boat operator. But the visibility, there's no visibility,
Speaker 6: so everything we do is by touch.
Speaker 4: Does the scooter work afterwards? Oh? No, to look at
Speaker 4: the give video of this, they're all going They've been
Speaker 4: in there for a while. They're wrecked. I'm so tired.
Speaker 3: See you sitting on sitting on corners in my swale.
Speaker 3: Dumb college kids they're graduated, stelling lemonade on them.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: Wasn't the last time somebody was chucking them off a bridge?
Speaker 2: Off a bridge?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think I was in Europe, though, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: I don't know if they have the scooter crazy.
Speaker 2: I already tripped over one of those damn things downtown
Speaker 2: after the Stone Show, walking back to my car.
Speaker 3: See that's where it all originates. Bat And then you're like,
Speaker 3: I'm going to Lakey Old right now. Did you see
Speaker 3: the story last week about lakey Olin Tho's there's damn swans.
Speaker 4: Did they spend some asinine amount of money?
Speaker 3: They said it was gonna cost nineteen grand for four
Speaker 3: I think for four or six swans.
Speaker 4: Hip it. Where do you buy swans? I don't know
Speaker 4: swan outlet swans are us, but I guess I would
Speaker 4: like how many swans? It was either four or six swans?
Speaker 4: Cast you nineteen grand? What is that? Nineteen bucks? No,
Speaker 4: nineteen grand, wait, nineteen grand skip The swan order.
Speaker 2: Will deal withever whatever the natural fauna and flora, let's
Speaker 2: just go with that. It's just some crows squawking at people.
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Speaker 4: The next one is on the house.
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