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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We'll let your taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R your freaking idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Hey, I remember to throw a vote in

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<v Speaker 2>for you say we play. You can do that on

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<v Speaker 2>the JR. Our Facebook page anytime between now and nine o'clock.

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<v Speaker 2>That vote will get you qualified perhaps win some Jane's

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<v Speaker 2>Addiction tickets this morning.

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<v Speaker 3>We're gonna have these tickets all week. Jar Our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>Tell us which billy idle song you want to hear,

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<v Speaker 3>and we'll.

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<v Speaker 2>Play the song back that you decide on with the

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<v Speaker 2>most votes at nine o'clock and someone's just randomly picked

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<v Speaker 2>to win the Jane's.

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<v Speaker 4>Addicted tickets JR. Facebook. I got to give my wife

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<v Speaker 4>some credit here this morning. Dude, holy cow, that was crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>Sends me a picture. She goes, so this was on

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<v Speaker 2>the patio today, your screen porch coral snake. Mm hmm,

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<v Speaker 2>thank goodness. I saw it before I let the cat

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<v Speaker 2>and the dog out.

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<v Speaker 3>I was sitting here, we were looking at the colors

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<v Speaker 3>and I go, I think that's a coral because the yellow.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow. Yeah, And she looked it up. It is legit.

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<v Speaker 4>It's big too.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, Now I got to figure out how the hell

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<v Speaker 2>the thing got on there. It could be a whole somewhere.

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<v Speaker 3>There was it in the back screened in deck area

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<v Speaker 3>right by my grill.

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<v Speaker 4>Really the blackstone to be specific. Maybe it wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>It wasn't underneath the cover because I used it Saturday night.

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<v Speaker 2>And if it was, I'm lucky then I guess.

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<v Speaker 3>It must have been when you let out the dog.

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<v Speaker 3>Hopefully it was just like when somebody let out the

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<v Speaker 3>dog to go do duty. Maybe a slithered in.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, if you've ever been sitting there wondering do I

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<v Speaker 2>have syphilis? But you really don't want to go to

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<v Speaker 2>the doctor and take the test, You're gonna be able

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<v Speaker 2>to do it at home now, thanks to the FDA

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<v Speaker 2>approving the first at home syphilis test for a mere

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<v Speaker 2>thirty dollars. Next month, you'll be able to test yourself

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<v Speaker 2>at home.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Yeah, because getting that news must be pretty embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 4>More and more cases of syphilis across the US. That's

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<v Speaker 4>why this is making the news. Isn't that the one

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<v Speaker 4>that can kill you?

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's what took out that mobster at the

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<v Speaker 3>very end, of the saying Al capone, I'm pretty sure

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<v Speaker 3>syphilis got him. I'm almost here, yeah something you know

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<v Speaker 3>me though, I'm only ten percent everything bits and pieces.

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<v Speaker 2>Bob over here, a Virginia man is facing federal charges

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<v Speaker 2>after his vacation the Yellowstone National Park near Old Faithful.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me take yes, there was beer involved when Allan

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<v Speaker 2>Alan Bowling his last name is Bowling.

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<v Speaker 3>That's pretty cool. If your last name is Bowling. Do

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<v Speaker 3>you have to take up the sport? I mean, logic

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<v Speaker 3>would say yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Old Al attempted to buy beer at the Old

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<v Speaker 2>Faithful Upper General Store around four forty on Saturday. Saturday afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>His credit cards were declined, which prompted him to leave

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<v Speaker 2>the general store and get into a Yellowstone Park service

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<v Speaker 2>station heavy wrecker, which he then stole. His report had

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<v Speaker 2>being seen driving near the Old Faithful Lodge before going

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<v Speaker 2>the wrong way on a one way road, driving off

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<v Speaker 2>the roadway, then coming to a rest near the post

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<v Speaker 2>office and ranger station. Bowling was then pursued on foot

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<v Speaker 2>by rangers, eventually stopped and detained at gunpoint. It was

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<v Speaker 2>at this point that Bulling, said Nathan Peterson undisclosed. United

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<v Speaker 2>States Marshall.

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<v Speaker 3>All this is over beer that he was denied to

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<v Speaker 3>buy because of his credit cards. Hey least he came

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<v Speaker 3>up with something really quick like that. Guess while he's driving,

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<v Speaker 3>he's like, we is my excuse, Nathan? Why are you

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<v Speaker 3>in the Yellowstone National Park? Wrecker had to take it

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<v Speaker 3>to apprehend some beer egency. You got some stuff going

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<v Speaker 3>on out here, and.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't want everybody's an undercover agent.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 4>You see up on TV that rolls rolls Royce boat.

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<v Speaker 4>I haven't. Oh good lord god, that's pretty funny. Yeah

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<v Speaker 4>it really Yeah, Capone he did.

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<v Speaker 3>Capone contracted syphil as he had chose to leave his

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<v Speaker 3>disease untreated, which ultimately led God, man, I have ten percent, Mobster,

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<v Speaker 3>Now I do his death agent.

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<v Speaker 4>Forty eight.

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<v Speaker 2>There's a new article in the Washington Post about how

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<v Speaker 2>adults are creating lemonade stands to run his side hustles

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<v Speaker 2>to pay off their student loan debt. I thought they

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<v Speaker 2>were just giving you wiping that free.

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<v Speaker 4>Now yeah, I think that got shot down, Pat.

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<v Speaker 2>So what are twenty and thirty somethings are taking a

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<v Speaker 2>break from gig work and hawking lemonade to compete with

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<v Speaker 2>eight year olds? Down the street.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what, though, I was just doing the math

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<v Speaker 3>in my head. Am I gonna buy it from the

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<v Speaker 3>q' eight year old kid or the cute twenty twenty

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<v Speaker 3>eight year old they're in college girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Investing in all sorts of equipment that involved multiple different flavors, syrups,

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<v Speaker 2>and styles of lemonade, and it's all priced in. One

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<v Speaker 2>of the stands is selling eight dollars glasses of lemonade.

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<v Speaker 2>What you just said, though, may have something to it

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<v Speaker 2>till you get out there in the bikini. Okay, eight

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<v Speaker 2>dollars all day long, even if it's not very good,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, they ever really drank the lemonade anyway. They

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<v Speaker 3>were selling it at my gym the other day the

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<v Speaker 3>little kids, which was cool.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know, like.

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<v Speaker 3>The they have the babysitting room right, yeah, childcare and

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<v Speaker 3>they had all the kids out there they were selling lemonade.

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<v Speaker 3>So I said, I'll get you something and I went

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<v Speaker 3>out and I thought, should I give these guys two bucks?

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<v Speaker 3>And looked like, you know, kind of cheap or because

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<v Speaker 3>it was for supplies for their for their you know kids.

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<v Speaker 4>Excuse me, sir, would you like in ice cold lemonade.

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<v Speaker 4>You look like you've been working out quite a bit. Now.

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<v Speaker 4>They got me right when I came in and I said,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll get you after. I don't have any money with.

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<v Speaker 3>Me, but I was looking at a Goco two dollars

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<v Speaker 3>two singles and looked, you know, kind of cheap or

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<v Speaker 3>a twenty. I thought, these kids are doing it for

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<v Speaker 3>supplies in there, you know, I thought, good on them.

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<v Speaker 4>They're very, very happy.

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<v Speaker 2>You coughed up a twenty as if it was a

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<v Speaker 2>bikini clad at least twenty or a single.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what it was. I only had one.

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<v Speaker 2>Bikini clad postgraduate. Oh yeah, pay off twenty right? Why

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<v Speaker 2>sure you.

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<v Speaker 5>Forgot your lemonhood. That's okay, that's what they need to

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<v Speaker 5>go use the restroom. Now, that's the kids said. They're like,

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<v Speaker 5>you don't want to eliminate it. You know, you're good.

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<v Speaker 5>This is just for your supplies. I didn't even get it.

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<v Speaker 4>We've seen this story before.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it's Columbus, Ohio's turn to try to piece together

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<v Speaker 2>why anybody would throw electric scooters into a to the river,

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<v Speaker 2>thirty of them to be exact. This time, they spent

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<v Speaker 2>the weekend fishing out all these East scooters from the

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<v Speaker 2>river that runs through Columbus.

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<v Speaker 6>We had some people walking on the bike path and

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<v Speaker 6>they were asking why there were so many scooters down there,

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<v Speaker 6>And the closer they got they realized that we were

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<v Speaker 6>pulling them out of the water and they were shocked.

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<v Speaker 6>At that spot in the river, it's rather shallow, so

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<v Speaker 6>we were able to just lift them up give them

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<v Speaker 6>to the boat operator. But the visibility, there's no visibility,

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<v Speaker 6>so everything we do is by touch.

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<v Speaker 4>Does the scooter work afterwards? Oh? No, to look at

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<v Speaker 4>the give video of this, they're all going They've been

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<v Speaker 4>in there for a while. They're wrecked. I'm so tired.

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<v Speaker 3>See you sitting on sitting on corners in my swale.

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<v Speaker 3>Dumb college kids they're graduated, stelling lemonade on them.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>Wasn't the last time somebody was chucking them off a bridge?

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<v Speaker 2>Off a bridge?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I think I was in Europe, though, wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if they have the scooter crazy.

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<v Speaker 2>I already tripped over one of those damn things downtown

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<v Speaker 2>after the Stone Show, walking back to my car.

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<v Speaker 3>See that's where it all originates. Bat And then you're like,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to Lakey Old right now. Did you see

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<v Speaker 3>the story last week about lakey Olin Tho's there's damn swans.

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<v Speaker 4>Did they spend some asinine amount of money?

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<v Speaker 3>They said it was gonna cost nineteen grand for four

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<v Speaker 3>I think for four or six swans.

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<v Speaker 4>Hip it. Where do you buy swans? I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>swan outlet swans are us, but I guess I would

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<v Speaker 4>like how many swans? It was either four or six swans?

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<v Speaker 4>Cast you nineteen grand? What is that? Nineteen bucks? No,

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<v Speaker 4>nineteen grand, wait, nineteen grand skip The swan order.

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<v Speaker 2>Will deal withever whatever the natural fauna and flora, let's

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<v Speaker 2>just go with that. It's just some crows squawking at people.

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<v Speaker 2>Pigeons exactly are hungry. We got your like this song.

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<v Speaker 4>The next one is on the house.

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<v Speaker 1>Musical satisfaction is guaranteed on one oh one one w

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<v Speaker 1>JR R