WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.360 --> 00:00:01.480 Ah, we're back. 2 00:00:01.800 --> 00:00:04.360 Oh my gosh, hello. Voon was just telling me that 3 00:00:04.519 --> 00:00:07.120 his girlfriend Alyssa listens every once in a while shout out, girl, 4 00:00:07.320 --> 00:00:10.000 shout out, and she was like, yeah, they haven't had 5 00:00:10.039 --> 00:00:13.160 a new episode recently, and I was like, yeah, we 6 00:00:13.160 --> 00:00:13.640 we were. 7 00:00:13.720 --> 00:00:14.679 Last week off. 8 00:00:14.800 --> 00:00:18.839 Yeah, thanks for sticking around, unless you at that moment 9 00:00:18.839 --> 00:00:22.480 you decided they took a week off. Unfollow, unsubscribe, Unlike. 10 00:00:22.519 --> 00:00:25.760 That's hurtful, but I understand you won't hear this messaging anyway, 11 00:00:25.839 --> 00:00:29.320 so get them exactly there they It is funny when 12 00:00:29.359 --> 00:00:31.960 you find out who you know. I don't know why. 13 00:00:31.960 --> 00:00:35.320 I just assume nobody listens to this podcast, but I like, 14 00:00:35.520 --> 00:00:37.079 was at Mall of America. Some of the people that 15 00:00:37.119 --> 00:00:39.920 work there, so they listen. I was like, some of 16 00:00:39.920 --> 00:00:42.359 our promo staff have said they It's like, I'm like 17 00:00:43.240 --> 00:00:45.359 mind blown some of the people that say they listen 18 00:00:45.439 --> 00:00:46.159 to our podcast. 19 00:00:46.200 --> 00:00:48.240 And then I start kidding in my head, like, oh god, 20 00:00:48.399 --> 00:00:49.280 what have I said? 21 00:00:49.679 --> 00:00:52.039 Well, yeah, Andrew out of Nowhere will be like, oh, 22 00:00:52.079 --> 00:00:53.920 you guys were talking about this on your podcast the 23 00:00:53.920 --> 00:00:55.600 other day, and that was like a really good way 24 00:00:55.600 --> 00:00:57.799 of explaining something. I don't know what it was. And 25 00:00:57.840 --> 00:00:59.960 I was like, oh god. I always just like assume 26 00:01:00.079 --> 00:01:02.039 he doesn't listen, and I try to be respectful of 27 00:01:02.079 --> 00:01:04.560 what he'd be willing for me to say on the podcast. 28 00:01:05.040 --> 00:01:07.159 But yeah, he listens every once in a while, but 29 00:01:07.239 --> 00:01:09.760 he doesn't really tell me, you know, like unless something 30 00:01:09.799 --> 00:01:11.480 specific comes up that he wants to talk about. 31 00:01:11.560 --> 00:01:13.760 There's no way that Jake listens. I don't think he 32 00:01:13.799 --> 00:01:14.200 has time. 33 00:01:14.239 --> 00:01:16.480 But if he did listen, I know for a fact, 34 00:01:17.000 --> 00:01:19.359 because he's like the same as all of us. The 35 00:01:19.400 --> 00:01:21.680 only way I think Jake would listen, I think he 36 00:01:21.719 --> 00:01:24.439 subscribes is if he saw a title that made him 37 00:01:24.439 --> 00:01:27.040 think we were talking about him. Yeah, that's the only 38 00:01:27.079 --> 00:01:29.280 way I think he would even check out an episode. Yeah, 39 00:01:29.400 --> 00:01:31.079 so I'm like, okay, whatever. 40 00:01:31.439 --> 00:01:33.799 Well, first off, how was your trip? 41 00:01:34.519 --> 00:01:37.200 Yeah, so we kind of flip flopped. I went on 42 00:01:37.200 --> 00:01:38.840 a trip and then right as I was getting back, 43 00:01:38.879 --> 00:01:42.000 Jenny was going on her trip. So we did Italy 44 00:01:42.239 --> 00:01:44.519 and on our trip we did it was a so 45 00:01:44.560 --> 00:01:47.680 I have to explain it kind of. It was a 46 00:01:47.719 --> 00:01:51.959 group tour through a company called Defined Destinations. Michael leads it. 47 00:01:52.040 --> 00:01:54.000 I'm kind of the host, if you will, like, I'm 48 00:01:54.000 --> 00:01:56.000 the one that promotes, Hey, this trip's happening. I pick 49 00:01:56.079 --> 00:01:58.760 the location, but Michael does all the work. He like 50 00:01:59.159 --> 00:02:01.439 books the tours, he has the like connections to the 51 00:02:01.519 --> 00:02:04.120 different places and blah blah blah. So we did our 52 00:02:04.319 --> 00:02:07.159 We stayed primarily in Sorrento, and then we did day 53 00:02:07.200 --> 00:02:09.560 trips to like a Malthy coast, which I learned a 54 00:02:09.599 --> 00:02:12.919 Malfi is different than Positano. I thought like that whole 55 00:02:12.960 --> 00:02:16.680 coast was just called the Amalfi Coast. No, it's if 56 00:02:16.719 --> 00:02:20.560 you go on order it's Positano. Then you get to 57 00:02:20.599 --> 00:02:22.719 a Malfi, I believe. And then like we drove Egal 58 00:02:22.840 --> 00:02:24.800 up into a place called Ravellos. We did those in 59 00:02:24.840 --> 00:02:27.759 one day. We did Capri and one day we went 60 00:02:27.800 --> 00:02:31.879 to Pompeii one day and it was I would say 61 00:02:32.120 --> 00:02:35.759 Tina had just gone to northern Italy and she said 62 00:02:35.759 --> 00:02:39.199 it was chili. Well, we were obviously in southern October 63 00:02:39.280 --> 00:02:41.960 might be assuming you don't deal with any rain. 64 00:02:42.879 --> 00:02:43.800 The perfect weather. 65 00:02:43.879 --> 00:02:46.439 Ever, it was just warm enough still you could go 66 00:02:46.439 --> 00:02:50.039 on the water, but you weren't sweating, but like bullets, 67 00:02:50.039 --> 00:02:53.120 because when you go to Pompey, so many pool everyone. 68 00:02:53.159 --> 00:02:54.879 I feel like their experience of going to Pompeii. Is 69 00:02:54.919 --> 00:02:57.439 they just sweat profusely because it's a bunch of stones, 70 00:02:57.520 --> 00:03:00.479 right and you're in direct sun. Yeah, it wasn't like 71 00:03:00.520 --> 00:03:02.400 that for us, and so I'm like, I think we 72 00:03:02.439 --> 00:03:05.800 really went like the most perfect weather. Say, and the 73 00:03:05.840 --> 00:03:07.960 group trip is I did it years ago. We started 74 00:03:07.960 --> 00:03:10.800 in Paris. A core group of those people came two 75 00:03:10.840 --> 00:03:13.319 years ago to Spain, and now core group also came 76 00:03:13.360 --> 00:03:15.719 to Italy. So there's like this core group of people 77 00:03:15.719 --> 00:03:17.280 that kind of know each other now and then there 78 00:03:17.280 --> 00:03:19.800 will be a few new people and the group is 79 00:03:19.800 --> 00:03:23.199 so great they embraced them. Yeah, and I went out 80 00:03:23.960 --> 00:03:27.520 a couple of nights, actually stayed out late. The time 81 00:03:27.960 --> 00:03:30.039 change up didn't mess me up too much this time. 82 00:03:30.759 --> 00:03:33.479 So I had found a karaoke bar and I sent 83 00:03:33.520 --> 00:03:35.639 like in the WhatsApp group, I'm going to the karaoke bar. 84 00:03:35.879 --> 00:03:39.319 Everyone shows up for the most part, and they were 85 00:03:39.319 --> 00:03:42.520 doing songs like Abba the Eagles. 86 00:03:42.560 --> 00:03:43.240 They were doing. 87 00:03:45.159 --> 00:03:48.919 Olivia Newton John from Greece, like the her Slow Number, 88 00:03:49.199 --> 00:03:50.879 and I was like, I gotta spice this place up. 89 00:03:51.039 --> 00:03:54.599 So I went and requested get Low and they did 90 00:03:54.639 --> 00:03:56.840 not know what it was. And they're like okay because 91 00:03:56.879 --> 00:03:58.400 they are people at the bar. Yeah, they were like 92 00:03:58.439 --> 00:04:00.960 pulling it up on kind of YouTube and they're like, okay, whatever. 93 00:04:01.319 --> 00:04:04.080 So my turn came up, and I will say I 94 00:04:04.240 --> 00:04:07.479 changed the vibes in that place. People went crazy. They 95 00:04:07.520 --> 00:04:09.599 had the edited version YouTube video. 96 00:04:09.759 --> 00:04:11.400 I did not see the editor scheme. 97 00:04:11.439 --> 00:04:11.919 Motherfucker. 98 00:04:12.159 --> 00:04:14.280 Yeah, I went. I went full hardcore. 99 00:04:14.800 --> 00:04:19.000 And then after that the can was open and everyone 100 00:04:19.079 --> 00:04:21.399 really embraced and it was beautiful and I loved this 101 00:04:21.560 --> 00:04:23.480 started the party. I did start the party for once 102 00:04:23.519 --> 00:04:25.680 in my life. Yeah, and it was I don't know, 103 00:04:25.680 --> 00:04:27.519 I don't know what else to really say other than 104 00:04:27.639 --> 00:04:32.480 it was just a really really lovely trip and I'm 105 00:04:32.480 --> 00:04:35.000 glad that I experienced that part of Italy. 106 00:04:35.480 --> 00:04:38.199 Yeah, I mean it looked beautiful. Yeah, so much fun. 107 00:04:38.240 --> 00:04:41.120 I loved all. I love seeing Jake's photos of you 108 00:04:41.360 --> 00:04:44.319 on vacation because I feel like you don't take enough 109 00:04:44.360 --> 00:04:47.519 of yourself almost and Jake does, like the artistic ones. 110 00:04:47.800 --> 00:04:49.120 He does a decently good job. 111 00:04:49.199 --> 00:04:49.399 Yeah. 112 00:04:49.399 --> 00:04:52.319 I always wait almost more for his posts because I'm 113 00:04:52.319 --> 00:04:54.439 always like, where's my girl at? Well, I never even 114 00:04:54.519 --> 00:04:55.759 know what pics of my girl. 115 00:04:55.800 --> 00:04:57.439 I don't even know when he's taken them. Half the time, 116 00:04:57.439 --> 00:04:59.920 I'm like, all right, like calm down, like some he'll try. 117 00:05:00.120 --> 00:05:02.920 He's he's like my dad sometimes, Like I bought a 118 00:05:02.959 --> 00:05:05.399 bougie purse and I looked over and he was taking 119 00:05:05.399 --> 00:05:07.279 photos of me paying for it, and I was like, 120 00:05:07.319 --> 00:05:10.199 get out and it's so embarrassing. I was like, get 121 00:05:10.279 --> 00:05:13.199 out of here, like dad, you know God. He's like, well, 122 00:05:13.560 --> 00:05:16.120 maybe you'd want that moment. I'm like, that's fine, we 123 00:05:16.160 --> 00:05:17.480 can skip some moments. 124 00:05:17.639 --> 00:05:20.079 I think there was a real or maybe an Instagram 125 00:05:20.120 --> 00:05:22.199 story that you had posted that I had to watch 126 00:05:22.240 --> 00:05:24.199 a couple of times because I literally thought it was 127 00:05:24.240 --> 00:05:26.199 a video of you naked in the water, but a 128 00:05:26.240 --> 00:05:27.759 lot of seiple thought I was nacod but you had 129 00:05:27.759 --> 00:05:30.199 like what a peach colored or like a light pain. 130 00:05:30.160 --> 00:05:33.079 It's a light like tan straight someone else like, am 131 00:05:33.079 --> 00:05:34.319 I seeing your little butt? 132 00:05:34.600 --> 00:05:35.040 First of all? 133 00:05:35.160 --> 00:05:37.759 Not little? And no, I would not know. 134 00:05:37.800 --> 00:05:40.639 I would like post that the nude beaches. 135 00:05:40.759 --> 00:05:44.319 I'd never even posted a picture ever of like my 136 00:05:45.279 --> 00:05:47.199 bare stomach when I was pregnant. 137 00:05:47.279 --> 00:05:49.079 I'm I don't know, I don't know. I have like 138 00:05:49.560 --> 00:05:50.319 I've considered it. 139 00:05:50.360 --> 00:05:52.240 I have a really, I think, kind of artsy, beautiful 140 00:05:52.279 --> 00:05:54.000 photo of me like covering up my boobs and you 141 00:05:54.000 --> 00:05:56.439 could see like my stomach and someone I'm pregnant. I'm like, no, 142 00:05:56.480 --> 00:05:57.920 I don't think I'm going to share that with the world. 143 00:05:57.959 --> 00:05:59.000 I think I'll just keep that from me. 144 00:05:59.079 --> 00:06:03.000 I don't know, but we did cross each other. 145 00:06:03.240 --> 00:06:06.120 Yeah, and then you took off on your first real 146 00:06:07.120 --> 00:06:08.079 van life trip. 147 00:06:08.240 --> 00:06:09.519 I did not up. 148 00:06:09.399 --> 00:06:13.240 North in Minnesota. You were like cross the country treking'. 149 00:06:13.519 --> 00:06:16.560 Yeah. So we headed out to Colorado and Utah and 150 00:06:17.399 --> 00:06:18.759 just busted through a lot of driving. 151 00:06:18.800 --> 00:06:20.759 Right now, why did you decide on those two locations 152 00:06:20.759 --> 00:06:23.360 for your your inaugural trip? 153 00:06:23.519 --> 00:06:25.879 Mostly to do with weather, because all that's in the 154 00:06:25.959 --> 00:06:28.800 van is basically a bed and cabinets, so we don't 155 00:06:28.839 --> 00:06:32.839 have heat, air conditioning, shower like anything. So we really 156 00:06:32.879 --> 00:06:34.680 had to go to somewhere where we could trust that 157 00:06:34.720 --> 00:06:37.920 the weather should be like somewhat neutral, that's likely too cold, 158 00:06:38.040 --> 00:06:40.519 not too hot, because we don't have the ability to 159 00:06:40.720 --> 00:06:44.439 change what the van is inside yet, gotcha, So that 160 00:06:44.560 --> 00:06:47.680 was kind of our initial thought. I was really trying 161 00:06:47.680 --> 00:06:50.360 to go out east for like a leaf peeping vibe. 162 00:06:50.519 --> 00:06:52.879 But I am happy that we did what we did. 163 00:06:53.279 --> 00:06:57.319 Utah is just so insane and so underrated. Now I 164 00:06:57.360 --> 00:06:59.759 know it's not actually underrated, but to me, I never 165 00:06:59.800 --> 00:07:01.680 thought of Utah as a destination. I want to go 166 00:07:01.720 --> 00:07:03.959 back and do like five hundred things and almost everything 167 00:07:03.959 --> 00:07:05.319 I already did, I'd do it over again. 168 00:07:05.439 --> 00:07:09.600 Well, it's so crazy how many National parks are in Utah. Yeah, 169 00:07:09.639 --> 00:07:11.839 and they're close, so you can cut up a lot 170 00:07:11.879 --> 00:07:14.519 in a in like one trip. It's because you know, 171 00:07:14.560 --> 00:07:16.160 we do a national park each year, and I'm in 172 00:07:16.279 --> 00:07:18.759 Utah's on my list. But how I do it is 173 00:07:18.800 --> 00:07:20.959 like it's one a year. So for me right now, 174 00:07:21.000 --> 00:07:23.720 it's three years out. But I'm like, you did make 175 00:07:23.759 --> 00:07:26.079 it Like I've driven through Utah when I moved here 176 00:07:26.079 --> 00:07:28.480 from Rino, Nevada. But I drove through. I definitely didn't 177 00:07:28.560 --> 00:07:30.720 drive through like beauty. I drove through like Salt Lake 178 00:07:30.759 --> 00:07:33.360 City and the drive through a beautiful like Rice Canyon 179 00:07:33.439 --> 00:07:33.839 or whatever. 180 00:07:33.959 --> 00:07:35.000 Right it's Price Canyon there. 181 00:07:35.120 --> 00:07:35.319 Yeah. 182 00:07:35.519 --> 00:07:36.720 I was gonna say, did I make that up? 183 00:07:36.839 --> 00:07:38.639 No, that's one of them. That was my favorite. That 184 00:07:38.720 --> 00:07:40.199 was my favorite one of all the parks that we 185 00:07:40.240 --> 00:07:41.720 went to. Yes, it was a lot of times. 186 00:07:41.720 --> 00:07:42.360 That's the question. 187 00:07:42.439 --> 00:07:44.920 Now, Okay, Yeah, and I will say one crazy story 188 00:07:44.959 --> 00:07:47.839 that happened is we were we did a sunrise hike 189 00:07:47.879 --> 00:07:50.759 there and we're getting around on this like three mile loop. 190 00:07:50.759 --> 00:07:52.959 We're getting towards the end, we see all these rescue teams. 191 00:07:52.959 --> 00:07:55.120 A guy had fallen off the edge of a cliff 192 00:07:55.480 --> 00:07:58.839 getting his picture taken and he was like in this 193 00:07:59.000 --> 00:08:02.639 crevice you could barely them luckily, very much alive, very much. 194 00:08:02.800 --> 00:08:04.800 Oh going to be okay. God, But we see these 195 00:08:04.839 --> 00:08:07.040 teams start to like this one guy start to repel 196 00:08:07.079 --> 00:08:08.959 over the rock and like there it was just like 197 00:08:09.000 --> 00:08:12.360 this whole process. There's a helicopter circling and we're like, 198 00:08:12.399 --> 00:08:15.240 holy crap, Like you hear about these stories, but you know, 199 00:08:15.279 --> 00:08:17.720 it's wild to see something happen. So we were kind 200 00:08:17.720 --> 00:08:19.600 of watching for a while to see what would happen, 201 00:08:19.639 --> 00:08:21.079 and then we're like, all right, we're gonna move along. 202 00:08:21.399 --> 00:08:24.240 They wouldn't let us through, so we had to go 203 00:08:24.279 --> 00:08:27.040 do the loop again, the trail again, even though we 204 00:08:27.040 --> 00:08:29.120 were about a half mile from the end of that trail, 205 00:08:29.759 --> 00:08:31.959 and like one of the sheriffs came up to us 206 00:08:32.039 --> 00:08:33.799 because it was the rescue crews who were like, you 207 00:08:33.799 --> 00:08:35.399 can't come through here, you can't come through here, and 208 00:08:35.440 --> 00:08:37.759 the sheriff was like, I don't know why they're like 209 00:08:37.840 --> 00:08:39.840 being like that. There's plenty of room for you guys 210 00:08:39.840 --> 00:08:42.159 to walk through. But then we were shocked because we're like, 211 00:08:42.200 --> 00:08:44.720 why did you guys not cut the trail off then? 212 00:08:44.799 --> 00:08:47.039 Because there were so many people at that trail at 213 00:08:47.039 --> 00:08:50.159 that point, because you get hikes in early when it's hot, ye, 214 00:08:50.360 --> 00:08:53.000 and so like that early at sunrise, No, a lot 215 00:08:53.039 --> 00:08:54.919 of people weren't. But when we had to loop back around, 216 00:08:54.960 --> 00:08:57.159 there were so many people and we passed this family 217 00:08:57.600 --> 00:08:59.879 of two parents and two kids, and one kid was 218 00:08:59.919 --> 00:09:02.159 like got how much longer? And they were going the 219 00:09:02.200 --> 00:09:04.279 way of where they weren't going to be able to 220 00:09:04.279 --> 00:09:07.320 get through, and so I'm like, you gotta like let 221 00:09:07.360 --> 00:09:09.320 people know if they're not gonna be able to finish 222 00:09:09.360 --> 00:09:12.279 off this trail, Like that's insane. And when we got 223 00:09:12.279 --> 00:09:13.879 back to the other end, we could still kind of 224 00:09:13.879 --> 00:09:17.120 see from a viewpoint where the rescue was happening and 225 00:09:17.159 --> 00:09:20.240 they were still working on things, and it was just 226 00:09:20.559 --> 00:09:24.080 when the medic got down to the guy, he literally 227 00:09:24.159 --> 00:09:30.679 radioed over significant knee deformation. So and honestly, shockingly, I'm 228 00:09:30.720 --> 00:09:33.200 surprised he's like alive from what I saw of the 229 00:09:33.200 --> 00:09:36.519 fall and he did. The guy was very sweet from 230 00:09:36.519 --> 00:09:38.200 what I heard. He was like, listen, I can't really 231 00:09:38.200 --> 00:09:39.840 see you right now because I think he lost his 232 00:09:39.879 --> 00:09:40.679 glasses or something. 233 00:09:41.120 --> 00:09:42.039 He's like, but I just. 234 00:09:42.279 --> 00:09:44.120 Really want to say thank you for saving my life. 235 00:09:44.200 --> 00:09:46.399 And he was like very grateful of the medic. But 236 00:09:46.480 --> 00:09:48.679 it was it was just a crazy scene. 237 00:09:48.879 --> 00:09:52.480 And isn't that wildlife in Utah? You mean there is? 238 00:09:52.519 --> 00:09:57.480 What I'm saying, like anything, There are no bears, correct, I. 239 00:09:57.440 --> 00:10:01.120 Don't think so there are like cats, though I think 240 00:10:01.279 --> 00:10:02.360 I want to say like Cougar's. 241 00:10:02.399 --> 00:10:06.360 Maybe I'm not sure cats are scarier because they still. 242 00:10:07.000 --> 00:10:07.919 I might be wrong. 243 00:10:07.960 --> 00:10:10.159 I might be wrong on that. We didn't have anything, 244 00:10:10.200 --> 00:10:13.360 but I feel like we were seeing footprints on many 245 00:10:13.360 --> 00:10:15.720 different trails and we were trying to gather what they were. 246 00:10:16.440 --> 00:10:19.200 Uh So I'm not Yeah, I'm not entirely positive, but 247 00:10:19.399 --> 00:10:22.240 I think outside of that being like the crazy story, 248 00:10:22.519 --> 00:10:25.240 a couple of funny ones would be. So I did 249 00:10:25.240 --> 00:10:28.120 text down letting her know that the portable bidet came 250 00:10:28.159 --> 00:10:29.240 in so clutched. 251 00:10:29.080 --> 00:10:31.440 So happy, so happy and honored that I could help 252 00:10:31.440 --> 00:10:32.120 you so so clutch. 253 00:10:32.200 --> 00:10:35.679 Yeah, So what I didn't tell you though, was that morning. 254 00:10:35.879 --> 00:10:38.399 I literally dug a hole and pooped in it. And 255 00:10:38.519 --> 00:10:40.279 sorry to get vulgar, but that's what you do when 256 00:10:40.320 --> 00:10:42.919 you wildcamp. Sometimes. It's the only time I did it 257 00:10:43.000 --> 00:10:46.159 the entire trip. Yeah, so I finished my business. I'm 258 00:10:46.200 --> 00:10:49.600 still pants half down trying to figure out how to like, 259 00:10:49.879 --> 00:10:52.960 you know, clean up myself. Yeah, you know, I can't 260 00:10:53.039 --> 00:10:55.559 use toilet paper and throw it in our garbage, like what. 261 00:10:55.600 --> 00:11:00.559 All of a sudden I hear look up and there's 262 00:11:00.559 --> 00:11:05.799 a drone flying and drone because it was one of 263 00:11:05.840 --> 00:11:08.480 the most beautiful campsites that we had found, and he 264 00:11:08.639 --> 00:11:10.960 was up on this cliff looking over to the lower 265 00:11:11.000 --> 00:11:13.399 park because it was also next to this river. And 266 00:11:13.480 --> 00:11:16.240 I'm like, are you blank and kidding me? I am like, 267 00:11:16.559 --> 00:11:19.080 pants have down my asses out. I just shit in the. 268 00:11:19.000 --> 00:11:23.679 Fucking standing you is kink, honestly, So I go pan. 269 00:11:24.360 --> 00:11:27.120 I feel like if I had a drone, the respectful 270 00:11:27.120 --> 00:11:29.639 thing to do is to not fly near people, that's 271 00:11:29.679 --> 00:11:32.559 for sure, especially in a very secluded, isolated area. 272 00:11:33.080 --> 00:11:34.960 So I was like, is this going. 273 00:11:34.960 --> 00:11:37.360 To end up on the internet, Like I've been on 274 00:11:37.399 --> 00:11:40.879 the you and on the internet for our ballgig porn 275 00:11:40.919 --> 00:11:41.679 Hub situation. 276 00:11:41.759 --> 00:11:43.240 It's a whole fun time in my life. 277 00:11:43.320 --> 00:11:45.200 Yeah, I mean cliff notes is like we did a 278 00:11:45.240 --> 00:11:47.360 ballgig bit on the show. Someone clipped it from the 279 00:11:47.360 --> 00:11:49.879 Facebook live and put it on pornhub, and so now 280 00:11:49.919 --> 00:11:53.879 I'm thinking I'm gonna be on some weird kink poop pornhub. 281 00:11:53.440 --> 00:11:59.080 Something, but I don't pub and Andrew's like, I'm. 282 00:11:58.960 --> 00:12:00.639 Going to find this on Reddit in like a few 283 00:12:00.720 --> 00:12:04.279 days called this in Mexican. Hout was the city we 284 00:12:04.279 --> 00:12:08.320 were by, But that was like a funny one. I'm 285 00:12:08.399 --> 00:12:11.480 trying to think if oh, this was another thing that happened. 286 00:12:11.480 --> 00:12:14.440 We were hiking, and you know, you go on long hikes, 287 00:12:14.480 --> 00:12:17.519 you have like very random conversations sometimes. Yeah, so Andrew 288 00:12:17.519 --> 00:12:19.960 and I are on this hike and I was saying 289 00:12:20.000 --> 00:12:23.720 how many steps I had on my fitbit. And Andrew goes, oh, 290 00:12:23.720 --> 00:12:25.879 I should wear that when I masturbate. And I go, 291 00:12:26.440 --> 00:12:29.840 oh my god, okay, yeah. I was like, okay, well, 292 00:12:29.919 --> 00:12:32.480 like how many calories you think you're gonna burn while 293 00:12:32.519 --> 00:12:34.320 you masturbate? He goes, oh, I don't know, but if 294 00:12:34.360 --> 00:12:35.960 I wore it, I'm like, you're not going to burn 295 00:12:36.000 --> 00:12:38.480 that many you you don't masturbate very long. He goes. 296 00:12:38.600 --> 00:12:40.159 I was like, how long are you masturbating for? He 297 00:12:40.240 --> 00:12:43.240 goes two hours, and I go, what break out in 298 00:12:43.240 --> 00:12:45.679 the middle of this hike? And it was just like 299 00:12:45.840 --> 00:12:48.879 the most priceless, perfect joke he's ever done, because clearly 300 00:12:48.879 --> 00:12:51.519 he was exaggerating, but god, it felt like he was 301 00:12:51.559 --> 00:12:53.480 being serious and I was like, you have too much 302 00:12:53.480 --> 00:12:54.320 time on your hands. 303 00:12:54.519 --> 00:12:59.320 Also, also that cannot feel good at that point. Everyone 304 00:12:59.360 --> 00:13:02.080 would be wrong at that point, male or female. 305 00:13:02.200 --> 00:13:04.200 My god. Yeah. 306 00:13:04.240 --> 00:13:06.720 And then one like real story is that I did 307 00:13:06.759 --> 00:13:09.919 get like some anxiety on this trip. I think it's 308 00:13:09.960 --> 00:13:13.600 just like the lack of it was weird to be 309 00:13:13.799 --> 00:13:18.120 out in places where there was like not much civilization around. 310 00:13:18.440 --> 00:13:20.720 I don't know, And maybe it's a female thing. It's 311 00:13:20.799 --> 00:13:23.519 like the fear for your safety kind of thing. Not 312 00:13:23.519 --> 00:13:25.919 not fear of Andrew or anything. Oh yeah, just like 313 00:13:26.039 --> 00:13:29.120 fear to not be around like anything, or like we 314 00:13:29.159 --> 00:13:31.519 didn't have cell service a couple nights, so it's like 315 00:13:31.559 --> 00:13:35.120 once we got to the campsite, no service, no interaction 316 00:13:35.200 --> 00:13:37.679 to the outside world, and it was great to like 317 00:13:37.720 --> 00:13:40.360 decompress from that and stuff, but it was a little 318 00:13:40.399 --> 00:13:43.320 bit stressful. And then when we did this sand dune hike. 319 00:13:43.519 --> 00:13:46.279 It was literally probably harder than the crazy hikes we 320 00:13:46.320 --> 00:13:49.120 did in Tahiti. It was so hard. And when we 321 00:13:49.159 --> 00:13:51.320 realized we were on the wrong ridgeline and to get 322 00:13:51.320 --> 00:13:53.080 to the correct one was going to be so much work. 323 00:13:53.320 --> 00:13:55.720 I started panicking because we're in the middle of these 324 00:13:55.799 --> 00:13:58.360 dunes that are so far out and you'd had to 325 00:13:58.440 --> 00:14:00.480 keep like climbing up and down, up and down and 326 00:14:00.519 --> 00:14:03.480 up and down to get out. Yeah, and there was 327 00:14:03.519 --> 00:14:06.559 no one around, like there was nobody on these hikes, 328 00:14:06.960 --> 00:14:08.799 and even if there were people on the hikes, you 329 00:14:08.840 --> 00:14:11.600 couldn't see them because like it was just this vast space. 330 00:14:11.639 --> 00:14:14.919 And I started panicking and I was like, oh my god, 331 00:14:14.960 --> 00:14:17.440 I'm gonna need a helicopter to come rescue me. Like 332 00:14:17.519 --> 00:14:18.799 I'm not gonna be able to get out of this 333 00:14:18.879 --> 00:14:21.559 hike right now. And Andrew didn't know it, because I 334 00:14:21.639 --> 00:14:23.240 like kept it to myself and I got it under 335 00:14:23.240 --> 00:14:25.559 control and I was fine, but I told them afterwards 336 00:14:25.559 --> 00:14:28.399 how like I didn't really like that. So then like 337 00:14:28.679 --> 00:14:32.039 the coolest photo that you've seen was, like, well that 338 00:14:32.120 --> 00:14:34.960 you brought up was this Moonscape overlook thing. And when 339 00:14:34.960 --> 00:14:37.799 we were going to that I started getting anxious again 340 00:14:37.840 --> 00:14:39.960 and going to that just because like I don't know, 341 00:14:40.000 --> 00:14:42.960 I get like weird vertigo and stuff in spaces, and 342 00:14:43.000 --> 00:14:45.240 we were camping right on the edge of this ledge 343 00:14:45.240 --> 00:14:47.879 and stuff. So there were definitely moments on this trip 344 00:14:47.879 --> 00:14:50.840 where like my anxiety came into play. I was just like, 345 00:14:50.919 --> 00:14:54.039 luckily able to keep it under control and it didn't 346 00:14:54.080 --> 00:14:56.039 take away from the trip luckily good. 347 00:14:56.360 --> 00:14:57.879 But yeah, do. 348 00:14:57.799 --> 00:15:01.960 You feel like that the dune one, if by the end, 349 00:15:02.120 --> 00:15:02.720 was worth it? 350 00:15:03.480 --> 00:15:04.279 I do. 351 00:15:04.840 --> 00:15:07.519 Sometimes you do one that's really hard, and actually I 352 00:15:07.559 --> 00:15:11.480 think sometimes you feel accomplished, but like the view isn't 353 00:15:11.840 --> 00:15:12.840 as good as you. 354 00:15:13.879 --> 00:15:15.879 Were hoping it would be for the work you put in. 355 00:15:16.120 --> 00:15:18.720 I think the view. I think the hike itself was 356 00:15:18.759 --> 00:15:22.320 worth it. I just wish we were better prepared because 357 00:15:22.480 --> 00:15:24.480 it was the first time I've ever been on a 358 00:15:24.519 --> 00:15:28.320 hike where I didn't have enough water or food. I mean, 359 00:15:28.360 --> 00:15:31.720 we started that hike at sunrise, and we brought two 360 00:15:32.159 --> 00:15:35.480 protein bars each and like had some beef sticks, and 361 00:15:35.799 --> 00:15:39.039 we had burned like twenty five hundred calories on that 362 00:15:39.120 --> 00:15:42.720 hike alone. So those protein bars and beef sticks together 363 00:15:42.759 --> 00:15:46.399 probably was like six hundred calories. So we are so 364 00:15:46.960 --> 00:15:50.200 like malnourished at that point and dehydrated because we brought 365 00:15:50.240 --> 00:15:53.759 like a water bottle each and then this big thermos 366 00:15:53.759 --> 00:15:55.759 of water that we were filling our water bottles with. 367 00:15:56.440 --> 00:15:59.720 And I have never experienced this before, but I was 368 00:15:59.720 --> 00:16:02.480 almost like delirious at the end, and it was kind 369 00:16:02.480 --> 00:16:04.159 of scary. And it was to a point where, like, 370 00:16:04.279 --> 00:16:06.679 because of the way you hike in sand, I was 371 00:16:06.759 --> 00:16:09.039 so hunched over a lot, and I had this backpack 372 00:16:09.080 --> 00:16:11.919 on Andrew had to literally carry it the last like 373 00:16:12.039 --> 00:16:14.399 half mile three quarters of a mile because I was 374 00:16:14.919 --> 00:16:17.120 barely we were on flat sand at that point, but 375 00:16:17.200 --> 00:16:20.679 even trudging through the flat sand was miserable. And so 376 00:16:20.759 --> 00:16:23.320 I'm happy I did it. I don't think i'd ever 377 00:16:23.320 --> 00:16:26.240 do it again. Yeah, And if I did, I would 378 00:16:26.320 --> 00:16:29.000 bring three times the amount of water then what I brought, 379 00:16:29.000 --> 00:16:32.200 and like full meals, because it just was You're you're 380 00:16:32.279 --> 00:16:34.480 basking in the sun the whole time. There's no protection 381 00:16:34.559 --> 00:16:38.000 from any elements, and like we did it when it 382 00:16:38.039 --> 00:16:40.759 was still kind of cold, Like I can't imagine doing 383 00:16:40.799 --> 00:16:41.440 that in the summer. 384 00:16:41.679 --> 00:16:43.840 I don't think I would ever really want to hike 385 00:16:43.879 --> 00:16:46.360 in sand. Only like I don't have any experience with 386 00:16:46.440 --> 00:16:52.120 hiking and sand, but this is my only possible mental thought. 387 00:16:53.039 --> 00:16:57.240 I used to play indoor volleyball. Okay, again, this is 388 00:16:57.240 --> 00:17:01.440 a terrible example. I hated sand volleyball so much because 389 00:17:01.840 --> 00:17:05.480 it makes you slower. You like you can't like make 390 00:17:05.599 --> 00:17:08.119 movements as quickly as you can on a court. I 391 00:17:08.200 --> 00:17:11.680 felt like heavier, like more way down. I hate the 392 00:17:11.720 --> 00:17:14.319 feeling of sand everywhere, So I just imagine that times 393 00:17:14.319 --> 00:17:17.000 a million on a hike, and I cannot think of 394 00:17:17.039 --> 00:17:20.359 anything that sounds worse to me. I'm like, so I'm like, 395 00:17:20.440 --> 00:17:22.680 oh my god, and I just imagine like sand in 396 00:17:22.759 --> 00:17:25.119 my shoes the whole time and stuff, and I'm. 397 00:17:24.960 --> 00:17:27.079 Like, I don't know. I noticed that at the beginning 398 00:17:27.119 --> 00:17:28.599 of the hike, and then I kind of got over it. 399 00:17:29.640 --> 00:17:31.640 You do get past that, but then you like, I 400 00:17:31.680 --> 00:17:35.240 definitely have never probably felt dirtier after a hike because 401 00:17:35.240 --> 00:17:37.680