Speaker 1: Track, another edition of things Skin is Tracking. All right.
Speaker 2: I saw this this morning and it grabbed my attention
Speaker 2: for one big reason, which I'll read you directly out
Speaker 2: of the article. You guys know front office Sports, right, No, yes,
Speaker 2: front office Sports. Nobody or works for them. Yeah, our
Speaker 2: buddy or works for Front Office Sports, and they mostly
Speaker 2: do articles like could be Business of Sports, you know.
Speaker 1: Things like that. Oh my bad, I know that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh. Here's the headline, Bill Belichick's seven step plan crisis
Speaker 2: PR experts on his way back.
Speaker 1: What okay? Oh no, I was so amazed by this headline.
Speaker 2: I immediately had to start reading it, all right, and
Speaker 2: then I read the second paragraph and it made me
Speaker 2: want to read it for you, word for word, and
Speaker 2: there's something that's going to make Ben's head perk up.
Speaker 2: So it's basically, the idea is that what he did
Speaker 2: with sixty minutes or the CBS News whatever that was
Speaker 2: was so disastrous that they talk to PR crisis experts
Speaker 2: to get their take on it.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: They put together seven steps that he needs to do. Okay,
Speaker 2: But before I do that, I want to read you
Speaker 2: this paragraphic just word for word, because it may take
Speaker 2: up the whole segment. Belichick can't undo the brand damage
Speaker 2: from the Cringey interview that was supposed to promote his
Speaker 2: new book, The Art of Winning Lessons from My Life
Speaker 2: in Football.
Speaker 1: X players like Ted.
Speaker 2: Johnson are already saying he might not be fit to
Speaker 2: coach at unc Oh my god, that send.
Speaker 1: It's a low. Let's reread it.
Speaker 2: X players like Ted Johnson are already saying he may
Speaker 2: not be fit to coach at North Carolina.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Teddy three rings. Johnson, get out of
Speaker 1: the way.
Speaker 2: Here's a chance for me to insert myself in a
Speaker 2: big media story.
Speaker 1: I've almost been forgotten. We could or couldn't get into
Speaker 1: the Seven Steps. I don't care.
Speaker 2: I think it's more interesting to talk about Ted Johnson
Speaker 2: and who played for Belichick and then worked for our
Speaker 2: former program director Gavin Spittle in Houston and Ben tell
Speaker 2: the story, tell the super Bowl story. Yeah. So you
Speaker 2: know as you as you know about our show. We
Speaker 2: like doing bits and making fun of our industry, and
Speaker 2: we do fake shows. And one of the ones we
Speaker 2: did was we created a character name a show called
Speaker 2: Bacon and Bronson, and one is the small co host
Speaker 2: who is enamored by the pro athlete. No one else's
Speaker 2: opinions matter, but a pro athlete, Like, you're not even
Speaker 2: fit to comment on sports unless you were a former pro.
Speaker 1: You shouldn't be alive unless you were a former pro.
Speaker 2: And he is co hosting a show with the guy
Speaker 2: Teddy three Rings Bronson, which is Teddy three Rings Johns
Speaker 2: basically the same guy. It's just a guy who's like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you that. You know, we were running
Speaker 2: a four to three. Now I realize you guys are idiots.
Speaker 2: You never played the game. That means four down linemen
Speaker 2: and three linebackers. Now let me blow your mind. I
Speaker 2: know it's hard for you to follow. There's also a
Speaker 2: three four that's with four linebackers. Okay, now you're not
Speaker 2: smart enough to keep up with this.
Speaker 1: You never played the game, your pencil neck geek. And
Speaker 1: so that it was the show between those two idiots.
Speaker 2: And so anyways, it was it was not Teddy, it
Speaker 2: was Tommy. And our program director was like, oh, Teddy
Speaker 2: has heard the impression and he loves it. We're like,
Speaker 2: we're broadcasting next to them at the super Bowl. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So at the super Bowl at immediate radio row, there's
Speaker 2: just fifty radio stations from all over the country crammed
Speaker 2: into one room, so you're right next to Chicago and
Speaker 2: New York and LA and everybody's in the same room,
Speaker 2: side by side.
Speaker 1: So we're right there with Houston and r pds.
Speaker 2: Like, Hey, go over there and do the Teddy three rings,
Speaker 2: you know, Tommy three rings Bronson impersonation to Teddy.
Speaker 1: He loves it. And I'm like, really, I don't know.
Speaker 1: He's a jacked up, raging.
Speaker 2: Yeah, steroids, a dude like his neck is as big
Speaker 2: as most people's like torso, yeah, you know and so.
Speaker 2: And he just looks furious and I look over there
Speaker 2: and he's seething. He's looking at me like he's a
Speaker 2: lion in a cage and I'm a honeybagged hand. He
Speaker 2: wants nothing more than to murder me. And I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna go over there and do a bit
Speaker 2: with him. Hey, go imitate him to his face?
Speaker 1: Oh I go. Go was the worst advice I ever got.
Speaker 1: I didn't. That guy's eyes followed me everywhere I went
Speaker 1: in that room that whole week.
Speaker 2: Well, the way I would like to wrap this segment
Speaker 2: up right quick is would you mind as Tommy three Rings, Bronson,
Speaker 2: giving your opinion on the pr damage that Bill Belichick
Speaker 2: has done to himself. No, it's a guy like a
Speaker 2: Guys that never played the game don't know what it
Speaker 2: takes to have a hot girl, right Like, it doesn't matter,
Speaker 2: get the girl.
Speaker 1: If she's hot, you get the girl. You would know
Speaker 1: you've never got a girl.
Speaker 2: All right, it doesn't matter if you're seventy and you're
Speaker 2: dating a twenty four year old.
Speaker 1: Good on you, Good on you, coach. I like your
Speaker 1: coaching shorts. Let's go ready break guys that you get segment.
Speaker 1: I'd like to replay that in a five o'clock yard.
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