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<v Speaker 1>Track, another edition of things Skin is Tracking. All right.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw this this morning and it grabbed my attention

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<v Speaker 2>for one big reason, which I'll read you directly out

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<v Speaker 2>of the article. You guys know front office Sports, right, No, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>front office Sports. Nobody or works for them. Yeah, our

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<v Speaker 2>buddy or works for Front Office Sports, and they mostly

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<v Speaker 2>do articles like could be Business of Sports, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Things like that. Oh my bad, I know that. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh. Here's the headline, Bill Belichick's seven step plan crisis

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<v Speaker 2>PR experts on his way back.

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<v Speaker 1>What okay? Oh no, I was so amazed by this headline.

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<v Speaker 2>I immediately had to start reading it, all right, and

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<v Speaker 2>then I read the second paragraph and it made me

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<v Speaker 2>want to read it for you, word for word, and

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<v Speaker 2>there's something that's going to make Ben's head perk up.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's basically, the idea is that what he did

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<v Speaker 2>with sixty minutes or the CBS News whatever that was

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<v Speaker 2>was so disastrous that they talk to PR crisis experts

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<v Speaker 2>to get their take on it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>They put together seven steps that he needs to do. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>But before I do that, I want to read you

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<v Speaker 2>this paragraphic just word for word, because it may take

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<v Speaker 2>up the whole segment. Belichick can't undo the brand damage

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<v Speaker 2>from the Cringey interview that was supposed to promote his

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<v Speaker 2>new book, The Art of Winning Lessons from My Life

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<v Speaker 2>in Football.

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<v Speaker 1>X players like Ted.

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<v Speaker 2>Johnson are already saying he might not be fit to

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<v Speaker 2>coach at unc Oh my god, that send.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a low. Let's reread it.

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<v Speaker 2>X players like Ted Johnson are already saying he may

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<v Speaker 2>not be fit to coach at North Carolina.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Teddy three rings. Johnson, get out of

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<v Speaker 1>the way.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's a chance for me to insert myself in a

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<v Speaker 2>big media story.

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<v Speaker 1>I've almost been forgotten. We could or couldn't get into

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<v Speaker 1>the Seven Steps. I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's more interesting to talk about Ted Johnson

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<v Speaker 2>and who played for Belichick and then worked for our

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<v Speaker 2>former program director Gavin Spittle in Houston and Ben tell

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<v Speaker 2>the story, tell the super Bowl story. Yeah. So you

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<v Speaker 2>know as you as you know about our show. We

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<v Speaker 2>like doing bits and making fun of our industry, and

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<v Speaker 2>we do fake shows. And one of the ones we

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<v Speaker 2>did was we created a character name a show called

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<v Speaker 2>Bacon and Bronson, and one is the small co host

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<v Speaker 2>who is enamored by the pro athlete. No one else's

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<v Speaker 2>opinions matter, but a pro athlete, Like, you're not even

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<v Speaker 2>fit to comment on sports unless you were a former pro.

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<v Speaker 1>You shouldn't be alive unless you were a former pro.

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<v Speaker 2>And he is co hosting a show with the guy

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<v Speaker 2>Teddy three Rings Bronson, which is Teddy three Rings Johns

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<v Speaker 2>basically the same guy. It's just a guy who's like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna tell you that. You know, we were running

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<v Speaker 2>a four to three. Now I realize you guys are idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>You never played the game. That means four down linemen

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<v Speaker 2>and three linebackers. Now let me blow your mind. I

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<v Speaker 2>know it's hard for you to follow. There's also a

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<v Speaker 2>three four that's with four linebackers. Okay, now you're not

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<v Speaker 2>smart enough to keep up with this.

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<v Speaker 1>You never played the game, your pencil neck geek. And

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<v Speaker 1>so that it was the show between those two idiots.

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<v Speaker 2>And so anyways, it was it was not Teddy, it

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<v Speaker 2>was Tommy. And our program director was like, oh, Teddy

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<v Speaker 2>has heard the impression and he loves it. We're like,

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<v Speaker 2>we're broadcasting next to them at the super Bowl. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>So at the super Bowl at immediate radio row, there's

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<v Speaker 2>just fifty radio stations from all over the country crammed

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<v Speaker 2>into one room, so you're right next to Chicago and

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<v Speaker 2>New York and LA and everybody's in the same room,

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<v Speaker 2>side by side.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're right there with Houston and r pds.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, Hey, go over there and do the Teddy three rings,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, Tommy three rings Bronson impersonation to Teddy.

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<v Speaker 1>He loves it. And I'm like, really, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a jacked up, raging.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, steroids, a dude like his neck is as big

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<v Speaker 2>as most people's like torso, yeah, you know and so.

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<v Speaker 2>And he just looks furious and I look over there

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<v Speaker 2>and he's seething. He's looking at me like he's a

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<v Speaker 2>lion in a cage and I'm a honeybagged hand. He

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<v Speaker 2>wants nothing more than to murder me. And I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna go over there and do a bit

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<v Speaker 2>with him. Hey, go imitate him to his face?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I go. Go was the worst advice I ever got.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't. That guy's eyes followed me everywhere I went

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<v Speaker 1>in that room that whole week.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, the way I would like to wrap this segment

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<v Speaker 2>up right quick is would you mind as Tommy three Rings, Bronson,

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<v Speaker 2>giving your opinion on the pr damage that Bill Belichick

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<v Speaker 2>has done to himself. No, it's a guy like a

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<v Speaker 2>Guys that never played the game don't know what it

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<v Speaker 2>takes to have a hot girl, right Like, it doesn't matter,

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<v Speaker 2>get the girl.

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<v Speaker 1>If she's hot, you get the girl. You would know

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<v Speaker 1>you've never got a girl.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, it doesn't matter if you're seventy and you're

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<v Speaker 2>dating a twenty four year old.

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<v Speaker 1>Good on you, Good on you, coach. I like your

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<v Speaker 1>coaching shorts. Let's go ready break guys that you get segment.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd like to replay that in a five o'clock yard.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, it is the Ben and Skin Show on

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<v Speaker 2>ninety seven point one The Eagle. Come coming up next,

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