Speaker 1: Let me finish. This is the first time I committed
Speaker 1: a hate crime.
Speaker 2: Maybe they'll jerk my dick off for it, you know,
Speaker 2: like something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associate Bath. You're present my ship.
Speaker 3: Were any trash ship.
Speaker 2: You're a worst friend.
Speaker 4: The one to know why you're all fucked up. Just
Speaker 4: look at the fucking problems you hang around with.
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Speaker 2: Yo, fuckers, it's raw, Shane, I'm bad.
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Speaker 2: Right, This ice trucker's got to stop every six hours
Speaker 2: and forage for berries and rotting deer meat.
Speaker 1: What does he ice wagon?
Speaker 2: Ear? Well, he's only got a dollar. He only has
Speaker 2: a dollar gonna eat on this fucking month long voyage
Speaker 2: across the Yukon?
Speaker 1: Where is the Yukon? Can I ask that and not
Speaker 1: sound like a total retard?
Speaker 2: It's the middle of Canada?
Speaker 1: Is that what it is?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a big old plot of shit.
Speaker 1: Couldn't I could not have told you where the Yukon
Speaker 1: was how much of how much of Canada is going
Speaker 1: to be prime building territory when we start melting everything down?
Speaker 2: Oh, none of it? Why not, because it's all full
Speaker 2: of trees and shit, Yeah.
Speaker 1: We'll take those down. Everywhere was full of trees at
Speaker 1: one point.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you can't take those trees. Why they don't
Speaker 2: belong to us? Those are Canadian trees.
Speaker 1: I don't mean us. I mean when the developers come
Speaker 1: in after the world melts or whatever's happening right right,
Speaker 1: won't a lot of that snow and ice no longer
Speaker 1: be fucking, you know, a mess?
Speaker 2: Maybe who knows. Maybe it'll be really cold.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it'll probably be really cold, but it will be livable.
Speaker 2: Maybe not. Maybe the water will turn into acid, or
Speaker 2: the air will turn into fire.
Speaker 1: You're doing Terrence Howard math here. Oh dude, it's totally possible.
Speaker 1: Yeah I know, I know. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The air turning into fire, it is. You just got
Speaker 2: to heat the atmosphere up enough and then it'll just
Speaker 2: ignite oxygen. Man, it's flammable.
Speaker 1: No, I know, I know for sure. So you didn't
Speaker 1: do anything this week? Huh? Oh dude, Now I slept
Speaker 1: most of Saturday. I can't remember what I did Friday,
Speaker 1: and I induce shit Sat Sunday.
Speaker 2: So you were a bomb.
Speaker 1: It's a real piece of ship this weekend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that's good. One of us has got to
Speaker 2: do it every weekend. I went up in my crawl
Speaker 2: space attic for the first time ever. It was scary.
Speaker 1: But you don't have just a Are you a minimalist
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 2: In a sense? But I'm not like I like to
Speaker 2: have stuff, but I mean, and I try to make do.
Speaker 2: I like to have luxury thing. I like to have
Speaker 2: the things I like, but I try to make do
Speaker 2: with necessities. You know. I don't want to have a
Speaker 2: bunch of canned goods. I don't want to have like
Speaker 2: an oversized space that I can't put stuff in. So
Speaker 2: I like to keep things minimal, but within reason. You know.
Speaker 2: I'm not one of those tiny house fuckers.
Speaker 1: Minimal but chalked full of all the shit you like.
Speaker 1: Basically as long as I'm comfortable in the spaces. Yeah,
Speaker 1: in the spaces you designate can be full of stuff
Speaker 1: that I like. See, I don't have that I have.
Speaker 1: Do I like something? Yes? Can I throw it somewhere?
Speaker 1: Yes I can. It's fucking terrible, man, so when you
Speaker 1: said was you said addict or cross, I'm.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Well it's both. I mean it's a it's an addict,
Speaker 2: but it's it's full of insulation and it's small. You
Speaker 2: gotta crawl around up there. I had to put a
Speaker 2: light fixture in the dining room, which is going to
Speaker 2: become my wife's horse shack, because we're moving the pole
Speaker 2: in there, because we never used the fucking dining room.
Speaker 2: You know, it's like it's literally just for Thanksgiving, and
Speaker 2: then on Thanksgiving we end up eating on the couch anyway, So.
Speaker 1: Well that's where the TV is, right exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So who the fuck wants to eat in the
Speaker 2: dining room. So yeah, we're taking the dining room table.
Speaker 2: We're putting it in the old pole room, which is small,
Speaker 2: making the old dining room the new poleroom, which is big,
Speaker 2: and yeah, that'll be my wife's content space. So I
Speaker 2: put a light fixture in there. I had to go
Speaker 2: up in the attic to do it. I got all
Speaker 2: this fiberglass and insulation in my fucking shirt, in my shoes,
Speaker 2: and my fucking mouth and eyes. The cat crawled up there,
Speaker 2: so I had to fetch the cat, and he scratched
Speaker 2: all this insulation and like flung it in my fucking eyes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was pretty cool. I felt really macho though after
Speaker 2: coming down and I was all itchy and I had
Speaker 2: five glass like shards and my eyeballs and my eyelashes,
Speaker 2: and my wife is like, oh my god, you look terrible,
Speaker 2: and I was like, yeah, but I did it.
Speaker 1: You know, there so many people just don't understand how
Speaker 1: something like that feels like such a sense of accomplishment
Speaker 1: when you've had it done, Like when you when you
Speaker 1: finish it, it seems like, oh, this guy installed the light. Okay,
Speaker 1: you screw the light bulbin, it works now.
Speaker 2: Or it wasn't just that guy, man, it was the
Speaker 2: whole fucking attachment with a wire.
Speaker 1: That guy switched out the outlet, you know, just a
Speaker 1: basic outlet, the one fried took it out, put the
Speaker 1: screws in on either side, the grounding wire did put
Speaker 1: it back. Sound to hard it something even just basic,
Speaker 1: it's not. It's like three wires and you just you
Speaker 1: just hold them all together in one hand while you
Speaker 1: unscrew all the other shit.
Speaker 2: After you ensure that the power to the room is on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you gotta have the lights on this see
Speaker 1: don't Yeah, quick, you gotta make sure the wire is live.
Speaker 2: How else you know it works?
Speaker 1: So even that or something even more let's take it
Speaker 1: a step down, even more basic, just patching up a
Speaker 1: hole and dry wall, right. Yeah at the end though,
Speaker 1: when yeah, when you had too much to drink and
Speaker 1: you just started throwing fists around because the people you
Speaker 1: wanted to hit, you'd go to prison for it.
Speaker 2: And get it. Yeah, it sucks not drinking anymore because
Speaker 2: now I don't really have a good excuse. I'm just
Speaker 2: a bad I guess.
Speaker 1: Now you would just be physically assaulting your family. You
Speaker 1: would just be having domestic disturbances.
Speaker 2: Oh no, No, I'm putting holes in walls, not in people.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you're controlling yourself to some extent, right, Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Just imagine the wall is my family, and I just
Speaker 2: put holes in it.
Speaker 1: But what, like I was saying, when you scrape that
Speaker 1: spack away and sand it down and whatever else, or
Speaker 1: even if you just install light fixture in the roof
Speaker 1: the ceiling. You know, I get it. I don't know
Speaker 1: maybe other people don't. I get this, like immense sense
Speaker 1: of pride, and it's quick it's not long lasting, but
Speaker 1: it's like I did something, you know, I we don't
Speaker 1: have a lot of I think I'm not talking about politically,
Speaker 1: like the red pill and this and that, but a
Speaker 1: lot of these kids that are kind of pussies nowadays,
Speaker 1: I really feel like it's because they don't have any
Speaker 1: of this kind of hands on experience. I'm not the
Speaker 1: guy that's like, you should you should work on your
Speaker 1: own truck, like I know that some people aren't fucking
Speaker 1: doing that. Some people aren't gonna, you know, fix the
Speaker 1: suspension by the way cars some people have cars. That's
Speaker 1: a good point too. Every time you click the mute,
Speaker 1: it's doing a little thing. So you know, I understand
Speaker 1: you're gonna have to hit your mute button. That's totally cool,
Speaker 1: but maybe try and reduce it as.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have this every time I scream, So it's
Speaker 2: a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, are you about to smoke weed or no? Eventually, okay,
Speaker 1: tell me when you're going through that way. I'll talk
Speaker 1: longer that way.
Speaker 2: You don't have to miss it takes two minutes for
Speaker 2: this fucker to cool.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, cool, cool. So anyway, I think kids are
Speaker 1: pussies nowadays, a lot of time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they are right. I don't know, man, I think
Speaker 2: kids have always been pussies, and I think a lot
Speaker 2: of old people are pussies too.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think there's just always been a lot of pussies.
Speaker 2: What I will say about the sense of accomplishment thing, though,
Speaker 2: it does. Yeah, it doesn't have to just be like
Speaker 2: some traditionally manly action, right, you don't have to do
Speaker 2: the dry wall even, or fix a light switch. I
Speaker 2: feel like anytime you do anything that's just out of
Speaker 2: your normal daily routine of stuff you have to do,
Speaker 2: I get that same sense of accomplishment, Like anytime you
Speaker 2: like accomplish a small anything. So for instance, oh shit,
Speaker 2: we've been meaning to call so and so the homeowners
Speaker 2: association and find out if we owe them any money
Speaker 2: because we haven't been opening our physical mail for the
Speaker 2: last two years. Let's let's check on that. And you
Speaker 2: do it and they're like, oh no, it's automatic payment,
Speaker 2: and you're like, oh, oh good. You know, it's like
Speaker 2: this the smallest little thing. Because I'm such a procrastinator,
Speaker 2: it's like a second off the checklist. Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: you're checking something off the checklist on I just try
Speaker 2: to be better about that all the time. And I'm
Speaker 2: trying to be more of like a like I'm trying
Speaker 2: to do the yes man thing, you know, Jim Carrey,
Speaker 2: yes man, just say yes to stuff. So not everrible,
Speaker 2: but so for instance, things I would normally say no to,
Speaker 2: like the light fixture is something forever I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't fuck with electrical I'm gonna get killed. But
Speaker 2: then I was just like, you know what, I'm just
Speaker 2: gonna do it. And I just did it. You know,
Speaker 2: that's the real sense of accomplishment. It's like, oh, I
Speaker 2: didn't even know I could do that, and I did
Speaker 2: it because it was like literally, like you said, three wires.
Speaker 2: But that's the important part, you know, that's not the point.
Speaker 1: No, And I'm sure you looked it up online and
Speaker 1: did your research, and we're like, you know, I'm kind
Speaker 1: of You're right in a sense, I am kind of
Speaker 1: doing a ye I'm not a yes man thing. I'm
Speaker 1: just trying to stretch my boundaries like that. Circus the
Speaker 1: paranormal thing I went to, that's not something I go to. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: well that's rude. I got another thing coming up in
Speaker 1: July that maybe i'll talk about on the Patreon. But
Speaker 1: I did hear that. Jen listens to me talking on
Speaker 1: the show, so maybe I won't. Oh, Hi Jen, No,
Speaker 1: no no no, she can hear me in the other room.
Speaker 2: She can't.
Speaker 1: Hi, Jen. Okay, now she hears you. She said, what's up, Yo,
Speaker 1: we'll talk? He said, what We went to the mall
Speaker 1: on Sunday. We did do something, and that's not something
Speaker 1: I would exactly. I don't go to the mall, you
Speaker 1: know where. I don't like going Target.
Speaker 2: Yeah, targets, and Target's annoying because they have a lot
Speaker 2: of stuff I want to buy, but everything's too pricey.
Speaker 1: That's my point. It's like it's almost like bougie Walmart
Speaker 1: is sense, right? I go I go to I go
Speaker 1: to Walmart. I'm not like buying the shirts that say
Speaker 1: like kiss me, I'm irish or any of that in
Speaker 1: fucking October for some reason.
Speaker 2: Or you're just buying bullsh t shirt the band Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: oh I got this one at Walmart.
Speaker 1: Do you know how bad we would have got ripped
Speaker 1: up in high school if you had like a Michael
Speaker 1: Jackson shirt and some black hid issue where you bought that.
Speaker 1: Oh and you said Walmart, Yeah, Walmart to all, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we probably would have. Yeah. No, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I get the sense of a commishman thing. Yes,
Speaker 1: you're right, I'm not saying it's just manly stuff like
Speaker 1: you and I. Anytime we finish editing video or when
Speaker 1: I hit post for the episode every week, I feel
Speaker 1: like an immense like relief, almost like you don't have
Speaker 1: that stress and tension behind me that something needs to
Speaker 1: be done, you know.
Speaker 2: But then like immediately afterwards, to feel instant anxiety because
Speaker 2: you haven't gotten millions of downloads and tons of positive feedback.
Speaker 2: Because that's how I feel. As soon as I finish
Speaker 2: the thing that I've been working on and I don't
Speaker 2: get immediate praise for it, I get very depressed.
Speaker 1: No, I felt that way early on. Now I don't
Speaker 1: give a shit.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: The people who listen listen and like us, I hope
Speaker 1: you will spread this, you know, to other people, But
Speaker 1: I I I don't want to be those Oh we
Speaker 1: got a nice uh, we got a nice Yeah, we
Speaker 1: got a nice comment on one of our going Deeper
Speaker 1: interviews that I'll read for you on the air. Okay,
Speaker 1: But no, I don't I don't care anymore. I really don't.
Speaker 1: I kind of hope I get attacked by someone. Remember
Speaker 1: a few months ago when that guy left all those
Speaker 1: comments on all the Instagram stuff like do sucks you
Speaker 1: guys suck? So I picture wife?
Speaker 2: Okay? Yeah, and you made her into a pepper pig,
Speaker 2: different types of pigs actually she was in babe.
Speaker 1: And all all types of different things. And then he
Speaker 1: immediately deleted all his blocked me. I check it from
Speaker 1: other accounts. They're not up there anymore, So.
Speaker 2: That's fuck him.
Speaker 1: I kind of I kind of want a challenge, Like
Speaker 1: I want to go back at someone. I've been so
Speaker 1: docile for so long, even this last wedding, where I
Speaker 1: should have been my normal get real drunk, you know, Alpha,
Speaker 1: the party cool guy. Everyone loves me. I had to
Speaker 1: dial it back because it was Blanchard's wedding. So yeah, man,
Speaker 1: he's lucky he didn't invite me. Man, I would have
Speaker 1: made a fun wedding. You would have. Oh you spent
Speaker 1: all that money, you didn't even have a fun wedding.
Speaker 1: I could have helped with that. I don't know, could
Speaker 1: show sober Shane have helped with that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I dude, I would have broke something.
Speaker 1: Brok Man, black and white. I don't know. Let me
Speaker 1: tell you. Wedding cakes kind of suck and fon dan,
Speaker 1: how do you say it, fond, Yeah, that stuff sucks
Speaker 1: to Yeah, it's just sugar, fucking tarp sugar, silly puddy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I I think cake can be good if
Speaker 2: it's done. But okay, al right, I would look hey,
Speaker 2: I'm trying. I'm not trying to judge.
Speaker 1: Here, okay, all right, And I was making real big
Speaker 1: declarative statements like cake can be good if it's done right.
Speaker 2: Well, dude, that's the thing is, like you said, Blander's
Speaker 2: wedding was bougie and you know, like upper class and
Speaker 2: this and that. So I'm assuming they sprung for a
Speaker 2: moist like succulent cake.
Speaker 1: Dude, no cake in those events. He's moist or succulent.
Speaker 1: They just they all suck. When you have to make
Speaker 1: one that big, they were like a big I believe.
Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I think it was a standard like
Speaker 1: few tears. I didn't see it. They didn't do the
Speaker 1: traditional cut that we saw, like none of that.
Speaker 2: I would have brought cake pops. I would have made
Speaker 2: it a fun wedding oh, you're right.
Speaker 1: That would have been good cake pops. Hey, guys, I
Speaker 1: stopped at Starbucks and I got four hundred of these
Speaker 1: start handing them out.
Speaker 2: Dude, I would not get him from Starbucks. They're a
Speaker 2: rip off. I would go to a horn like a
Speaker 2: like an Eastern European woman, and I'd have her do it.
Speaker 2: You know, any can it?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I don't none whatsoever. Can I read this comment for you?
Speaker 2: Is it mean or not?
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna screen share it. I'll
Speaker 1: just read it to you. It's on our interview with
Speaker 1: Arabella Raphael, Remember her?
Speaker 2: I love her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's great, She's awesome. She's awesome. Here's a comment
Speaker 1: from peg six oh six oh six. Okay, waste of
Speaker 1: a good interview. This guy needs to interview himself for
Speaker 1: two hours? Yeah, okay, all right. This validates some of
Speaker 1: the criticism I've heard in the past. Waste of a
Speaker 1: good interview. This guy's needs to interview himself for two
Speaker 1: hours because he can't stop talking and it's mostly shite.
Speaker 1: Had to turn it off after eighteen minutes when he
Speaker 1: started bringing up kids, dogs, et cetera.
Speaker 2: Who brought up kids and dogs and what were we
Speaker 2: talking about about.
Speaker 1: I don't know it. It must have been when we
Speaker 1: play sack.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well, I mean that's just part of the
Speaker 2: that's the format.
Speaker 1: I understand. This guy is a retard. That's why it
Speaker 1: doesn't bother me because I don't care what this guy thinks.
Speaker 1: It was shit. You know what I do care about.
Speaker 1: I care about the people who are on Patreon. And
Speaker 1: it sounds dumb. It's not just like, because do you
Speaker 1: give me money at the end of the day, you
Speaker 1: know you're getting them money on the Patreon. It's it's
Speaker 1: not even that like we're giving them proceed. It's expensive
Speaker 1: to run this. When you talk about equipment and programs,
Speaker 1: you gotta buy in everything. I like that they were
Speaker 1: willing to go. I don't know if these guys are great,
Speaker 1: but here's a dollar, let's try it out. And most
Speaker 1: of them have stuck around the entire length of the show.
Speaker 1: So I think that that's awesome. Yeah, that's really really cool.
Speaker 2: I think if we could just get like an army
Speaker 2: of them to gather behind us and put us in
Speaker 2: some position of power, then we'd be in business.
Speaker 1: Well, the way Congress is right now, can I show
Speaker 1: you a video of an argument that happened the other
Speaker 1: day is just.
Speaker 2: Like some boring shit in a fucking court room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, I'm gonna show you just three
Speaker 1: minutes of c span if you would. I don't know
Speaker 1: what this fight was about, If I'm being honest, I
Speaker 1: don't know what the arrangement is. I don't know any
Speaker 1: of that shit. I don't know why they're up here
Speaker 1: gathering to talk about it. I don't know anything at all.
Speaker 1: Let me just hit play. Please make sure tell me
Speaker 1: you can hear this.
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 1: Okay, cool. Three of the most hated members of Congress.
Speaker 1: You have Marjorie Taylor.
Speaker 2: Green, uh huh.
Speaker 1: You have AOC on her side. On the other side, she's.
Speaker 2: The hottest one personally.
Speaker 1: I actually think Lauren Bobert is, but AOC is probably
Speaker 1: number two for me. AOC can look real fucking dumb
Speaker 1: and mousey sometimes. Lauren bow Bird always looks like a prostitute. Always.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but she's getting kind of she's kind of
Speaker 2: looking like maybe she should start running the brothel, you know,
Speaker 2: like maybe stop servicing clients. I mean, I'm not saying
Speaker 2: she looks horrible, but she It's politics, man, It really
Speaker 2: wears you the fuck out, and she looks like it's
Speaker 2: wearing her down.
Speaker 1: Okay, maybe. And then the last one is I don't
Speaker 1: know what her name is, it's something Crockett. Davey's a
Speaker 1: African America. Yes, Davy Crockett. She's an African American woman,
Speaker 1: and she's famous for having these big fake eyelashes apparently. Okay, cool,
Speaker 1: So this happened in Congress with your tax dollars, folks, uh,
Speaker 1: and this is what the process is like.
Speaker 2: I'd like to know if any of the Democrats on
Speaker 2: this committee are employing Judge Mershawn's daughter.
Speaker 5: Please send me what it has to do with Mary Garland?
Speaker 2: Is she a porn star? Oh Goldman, that's right, he's advising.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, the calm before the storm?
Speaker 5: Do you do? You know what we're here for?
Speaker 2: You know we're here.
Speaker 1: I think we're getting a Z snapped coming up. And
Speaker 1: maybe a white lady from the South using a word
Speaker 1: she shouldn't.
Speaker 2: She's not.
Speaker 1: She looks it feels that way, right.
Speaker 2: She looks like she's getting ready for a limp biscuit concert,
Speaker 2: like the part right before the breakdown break stuff.
Speaker 1: You know, Hold on, here's here's the rude line. Apparently,
Speaker 1: Oh thank you Elon. This Twitter video is buffering Ellen.
Speaker 2: Misk Ellen musk, Dude, this video is broken. I could
Speaker 2: send it to you on my on my tabletop computer.
Speaker 2: What I could send it to you a desktop? I know,
Speaker 2: I could send you my version.
Speaker 1: This is broken.
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: I have a one more second.
Speaker 2: I have a gift.
Speaker 1: You don't have a gift. All right, here it is quiet.
Speaker 2: If the Democrats on this committee are employing who's Judge
Speaker 2: Marshaon's daughter?
Speaker 1: Uh so, Judge Murshawan is the guy proceeding over the
Speaker 1: Trump trial with Stormy Daniels, and his daughter is actually
Speaker 1: a Democratic fundraiser and like activist type of thing who
Speaker 1: gets hired by Democratic members of Congress. Generally that's what
Speaker 1: she does. So it's a little they're you know, the
Speaker 1: Republicans are trying to make the case that maybe this
Speaker 1: judge isn't necessarily impartial. I don't know. I can't speak
Speaker 1: to it. I don't know enough about it. Just that's
Speaker 1: why they're bringing it up.
Speaker 2: Got it?
Speaker 1: Do you know what we're here for?
Speaker 2: You know we're here.
Speaker 5: You're well, you don't want to talking about I think your.
Speaker 1: Fake eyelashes are messing up orders. I don't always she
Speaker 1: pointed out her fake eyelashes. Now, I don't know. That
Speaker 1: is not exclusively a black thing, right, No.
Speaker 2: My wife's got big fake eyelashes.
Speaker 1: She's a fun as Yeah, and my wife's had them
Speaker 1: before too, So I they're not trying to paint it.
Speaker 1: I hope they're not trying to paint as race. That
Speaker 1: doesn't feel right just to me. I don't know. It's
Speaker 1: naughty and cunty.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, they're saying, oh, you got big eyelashes like
Speaker 2: a whore.
Speaker 1: I know. I think maybe it's just that her eyelashes.
Speaker 2: Got a big, long eyelashes, like you suck guy's dick
Speaker 2: in an alleyway. Only gals with eyelashes like spiders would
Speaker 2: suck a man's penis under a bridge. You know that's you.
Speaker 1: My mom had fake eyelashes when I was a kid.
Speaker 2: Hey, dude, my wife's got him. Now.
Speaker 5: I do have a point of order, and I would
Speaker 5: like to move to to take down Miss Green's words.
Speaker 1: That is absolutely.
Speaker 2: Parties over guys.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Oh, also that is very.
Speaker 2: Aoc very out dare you I know? Yeah?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, it's very it's very uh feels
Speaker 1: very modern liberal to me. This black woman was just attacked.
Speaker 1: Let her defend herself. No, I'll step in here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let the Mexican handle it.
Speaker 1: You head to the back of the bus. I'll take
Speaker 1: care of it. Don't worrying her words down?
Speaker 2: What the hell is this girl? Oh?
Speaker 1: Really, this is Congress. This seems like my son's after
Speaker 1: school program. I've never seen a PTA meeting that didn't
Speaker 1: end up in a fistfight. Come off this petty and
Speaker 1: fucking immature. It felt like, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't even know what these bitches are even
Speaker 2: on about. It seems it seems like this is like
Speaker 2: some back room ship that is spilling it into the courtroom.
Speaker 1: No, I understand it now. It's actually it's not backroom.
Speaker 1: It's front page, if you will. They're talking about Merrick Garland.
Speaker 1: Why I don't know. But she brings up the judge
Speaker 1: mrshaan thing to get a little pro Trump out there, like,
Speaker 1: oh who else is employing the judge's daughter? Or da
Speaker 1: da da da da, And the black girl goes the
Speaker 1: black girls like, uh, do you even know what we're
Speaker 1: talking about?
Speaker 2: Bitch?
Speaker 1: Some white cracker bitch and aoc' is like, oh, water
Speaker 1: just kind of beads off of your hair, blah blah
Speaker 1: blah whatever she said about.
Speaker 2: Her eyelashes like a whore.
Speaker 1: Uh. Marjorie Taylor Green said that, and then AOC's like, oh,
Speaker 1: white bitch, don't you talk to my sister that way.
Speaker 1: We from the hood and AOC or Marger Taylor Green.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen the full clip. She'll probably say the
Speaker 1: N word at some point. I don't know. She's got
Speaker 1: just basing it off of how she comes off.
Speaker 2: I'm going to predict it now that she will. And Hey,
Speaker 2: this dude next to black chick with the eyelashes, yeah him?
Speaker 2: Does is it me? Or does he look like the
Speaker 2: of Kareem abdul Jabbar.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I'll give you that. You know, quatto who's
Speaker 1: coming out of his chest? Yeah, yeah, tumor man. If
Speaker 1: if Kareem abdul Jabbar had a tumor man, it would
Speaker 1: be this guy.
Speaker 2: If Kareem had a quato, he would be this guy.
Speaker 2: It would be find out everything you can about congressman.
Speaker 2: Quatto girl. We are gonna move and we're gonna tinue it.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, but she looks real frumpy.
Speaker 2: I think she's good in her frumpy state.
Speaker 1: I think she looks kind of just like any Spanish
Speaker 1: chick from the Bronx.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of Spanish chicks from the Bronx
Speaker 2: look good. And mind you, I like trashy girls, man,
Speaker 2: trashy ethnic I.
Speaker 1: Do too, but she's not very trashy here at all.
Speaker 1: She's more playing and boring.
Speaker 2: Oh she's playing boring for sure, But she's from a
Speaker 2: trashy area and that makes her trash. She's always going
Speaker 2: to be trash born and bred.
Speaker 1: I didn't think about that. That's a good point, Miss
Speaker 1: Green agrees to Strocker.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, hold on, then, after, I'm not.
Speaker 1: I don't like Margie Taylor Green. I really don't. I
Speaker 1: hate her religious ship, I hate her abortion ship, I
Speaker 1: hate her game whatever. I just don't like it. I
Speaker 1: don't like all the social stuff, okay, but I do
Speaker 1: like that she has her principles, as nutty as they
Speaker 1: might be, and she goes, you will not shake me
Speaker 1: from this platform. Okay. I'm not apologizing for it. Though
Speaker 1: I'm not apologizing. Make sure that's written down to motherfucker.
Speaker 2: I see. I'm not above apologizing, So I either person
Speaker 2: I'm less on her side for that than I am
Speaker 2: against AOC for demanding a fucking apology for someone else,
Speaker 2: which is just such a fucking stupid, petty, like elementary
Speaker 2: school piece of shit thing to do like that. That's
Speaker 2: the kind of thing the nerd would do when the
Speaker 2: bully would get called out by the teacher, the nerd
Speaker 2: would be like, and you should apologize too. It's like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're gonna get fucked up when the bell rings, AOC
Speaker 2: to watch her goddamn back. And honestly, apologies don't mean shit,
Speaker 2: Like who demands an apology? Like do you you think
Speaker 2: it's gonna mean something after you've demanded it.
Speaker 1: You know what would be a crazy moment if Marjorie
Speaker 1: Taylor Green just goes, you know what, I am sorry,
Speaker 1: that was rude to me. I shouldn't have said that,
Speaker 1: and then that black girl goes, you know what, I
Speaker 1: apologize for things I've said in the past two Maybe
Speaker 1: we can meet up after this and try and come
Speaker 1: up with a bill that we can agree on to
Speaker 1: co author.
Speaker 2: What a better world this would be.
Speaker 1: Right, Marjorie Taylor Green's just like, nah, sorry, I don't
Speaker 1: write bills with you know.
Speaker 2: I don't apologize to those people. Is that gingrich? I
Speaker 2: think it's a mister Komer, mister commer, Yeah I heard him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where about what mister chairman? I mean, would I
Speaker 1: watch it? Yeah? I absolutely would watch it. But what
Speaker 1: did are? What are we? Man? You know what? Yeah? Like,
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, I think Lauren bober Todd. I
Speaker 1: think Marjorie Taylor Green looks terrible. She's got like a
Speaker 1: monster rockhead and she's like a bodybuilder, and it's weird.
Speaker 1: I don't like it at all.
Speaker 2: You still want to see pussy though, right, I.
Speaker 1: Would totally see her pussy if her and AOC were
Speaker 1: fighting for the heart of the country.
Speaker 2: I think that's the thing about celebrity or just notoriety
Speaker 2: in general. It's like you always want to see the right.
Speaker 2: You don't have to except now exactly. You don't have
Speaker 2: to be attractive or anything. It's like, I'll look at
Speaker 2: Rosi o' donald's pussy, you know.
Speaker 1: I'll see it just you're famous.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if if Rosi o' donald wasn't famous, I
Speaker 2: wouldn't see it.
Speaker 1: In Less and Less, you went to high school with
Speaker 1: Rosio Donald, Oh yeah, if I did.
Speaker 2: If I went to high school with her, then I'd
Speaker 2: have to see it because it's like, you know, or
Speaker 2: it's like is this a weird thing? It's kind of
Speaker 2: like taboo, but not really. It's like, you know, I
Speaker 2: know this chick, I gotta see your pussy.
Speaker 1: Oh what if she was lived across the street from you,
Speaker 1: Oh that's even better. Yeah, then you got to see.
Speaker 1: So even if she wasn't famous, there are circumstances where
Speaker 1: you would want to look at Rosi o' donald's pussy.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Like, for instance, if she was the lady
Speaker 2: who sold you your coffee every morning and she was
Speaker 2: really friendly. Oh that's creepy, and she was always always
Speaker 2: making funny jokes about the about the other customers, but
Speaker 2: to you, she was really friend And and.
Speaker 1: You found out that her ex boyfriend posted all these
Speaker 1: pictures on a revenge porn website.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and she told you exactly which one it
Speaker 2: was in the U.
Speaker 1: R L because she because she trusted you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she trusted you, and she she knew you would
Speaker 2: never let and she she thought you were gonna help
Speaker 2: take it down.
Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, you told her you know a guy that
Speaker 1: could get it taken down.
Speaker 2: And then I just everywhere all over town.
Speaker 6: You with QR codes. QR cod have posted post on
Speaker 6: every seven eleven the girl's actual information, where she lives to.
Speaker 2: Here's the actual girl, here's her picture, her age, her address,
Speaker 2: and here's her pussy.
Speaker 1: You create a you create a thousand Reddit accounts to
Speaker 1: create a subreddit, dedicate it just to her and the
Speaker 1: banner picture. You're just a pussy out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's a that's a goal of mine.
Speaker 1: Now, oh wait, there was one last step. You start
Speaker 1: conversing between the bot accounts. They're not actually boughts, though,
Speaker 1: you have to lug into each one, and then you
Speaker 1: eventually start a civil war over people who prefer the
Speaker 1: girl at the coffee shop with a shaved bush versus.
Speaker 2: A full bush. But they're still both fat and disgusting,
Speaker 2: and they both lived across the street from me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ye exactly. Yeah, let's finish this. Hold on, let
Speaker 1: me take it back like five seconds apologizing.
Speaker 2: Let's go. Come on, guys, why don't you debate me?
Speaker 2: Mister chairman, the minority you're not chair recognizes, mister Perry.
Speaker 6: Okay, words to requests to strike.
Speaker 1: It's just it's a lot, man, It's like this is
Speaker 1: really embarrassing. This is embarrassing for everyone involved, to.
Speaker 2: Me, embarrassing for the three hundred and fifty million people
Speaker 2: watching it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they cannot take that.
Speaker 2: Another motion to strike her words again.
Speaker 1: But here's the correct the correct Partigster, do you ask you, Ama?
Speaker 1: Do you agree to Comber is fucking flustered.
Speaker 2: I'm just so full of come right now, I repeat
Speaker 2: again for the second time my words. But I'm not
Speaker 2: apologized that objection. Is this mother Wiener? Who is that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Rasking looks like Anthony Wieners.
Speaker 1: You got, mister rat skin, you got mistress Tom.
Speaker 2: Crockett.
Speaker 1: Oh, by the way, before we get to the shop.
Speaker 2: Anytime a black woman starts a stating with I'm just curious,
Speaker 2: buckle up, buddy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's the fun part.
Speaker 2: Though.
Speaker 1: As soon as I showed the picture, you're gonna be like, Oh,
Speaker 1: I fuck her, though, fuck her? You a thousand percent
Speaker 1: with this. I had to hear her.
Speaker 2: Voice to know I'd fuck her. Okay, all right, she
Speaker 2: sounds like she should be serving me a blizzard.
Speaker 1: Is an upside down? Yeah, it falls in your lap
Speaker 1: and she just quits.
Speaker 5: Crockett, I'm just curious, just to better understand your ruling.
Speaker 5: If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's
Speaker 5: bleach blonde, bad built, butch body, that would not.
Speaker 1: So she's referring to Marjorie Taylor's greens bad blonde, no blonde,
Speaker 1: bad built body or something butch butch through butcher in there, which.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it seems like anted anti gender identity or
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck it is, anti gay would just be like,
Speaker 2: but I yeah, I feel like I was reading a
Speaker 2: Neil Stevenson book today actually from twelve years ago, and
Speaker 2: there's a part where a character just random eric. It's narration,
Speaker 2: so you're kind of reading the character's thoughts, but it's
Speaker 2: kind of still the author and the that it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: maybe she's a dyke, you know. And I was just like, oh,
Speaker 2: you can't write that. You can't write that, as as
Speaker 2: the thoughts you get you're gonna get, Oh boy, I
Speaker 2: better not let anyone see it, you know. It just
Speaker 2: seems so nasty now to just say that, even though
Speaker 2: like it's still totally cool for me to do just
Speaker 2: like everyone else.
Speaker 1: I feel like dyke has kind of survived a little
Speaker 1: bit through this whole thing, and that's because with the
Speaker 1: whole trans thing. Lesbians are just totally secondary now, no
Speaker 1: one gives a shit about them anymore. Yeah, yeah, well
Speaker 1: Jen's sister's a lesbian. That by the way, that I
Speaker 1: didn't want that to come off like chess. Do you
Speaker 1: remember early when we were doing this, we did that
Speaker 1: music show and we were talking to the guy who
Speaker 1: had two retarded kids. Yeah, and you went, we went
Speaker 1: out of our way not to say anything offensive to
Speaker 1: like retarded people or whatever, and Shane Shane says, oh,
Speaker 1: you know, blah blah blah, it makes me go crazy,
Speaker 1: and the guy had to stop us and go, oh, oh,
Speaker 1: I don't really like the term crazy because it, you know,
Speaker 1: hurts I don't know, each brains or something. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it almost felt like he was looking for that, you know,
Speaker 1: looking for something to pounce on. Dyke just kind of
Speaker 1: went by the wayside.
Speaker 2: It felt like maybe I feel like I feel like
Speaker 2: Dike and Fag for me, at least, they were just like, ah,
Speaker 2: those two are I thought they were.
Speaker 1: They Yeah, well that's fair, but I would I would
Speaker 1: agree though term wise, I put those two on the
Speaker 1: same level. But Fag has really had much better pr
Speaker 1: than Dyke. Yeah, because they're really working the ban fag
Speaker 1: and dyke is just like, eh, whatever, and I like
Speaker 1: a facular's flannel a fag.
Speaker 2: It is such a a an underused item these days,
Speaker 2: like who gathers up a little bundle of sticks and
Speaker 2: uses it for kindling anymore? What the fucking mountaineers. But
Speaker 2: we still know what dykes are, right, We got them everywhere.
Speaker 1: Yeah they were flannel and eat pussy.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah. I thought they were like a bridge
Speaker 2: with water or a dam.
Speaker 1: What now see see see man Crockett or something here.
Speaker 1: Let me let me let a place so you see
Speaker 1: a little bit over.
Speaker 2: I think very good.
Speaker 7: I make a motion to strike those don't I don't
Speaker 7: think that's a part of Oh my God said we're
Speaker 7: not gonna We're not going to do this like you
Speaker 7: guys earlier, literally just you voted to get look at
Speaker 7: calm down, calm.
Speaker 1: Down, no, no, because this is white yell. Don't want mom down.
Speaker 1: Please tell me to calm down.
Speaker 7: You'll control.
Speaker 1: She's out, teacher, she's arrested.
Speaker 2: Now, Yeah, you can't do that. That's a crime, right.
Speaker 2: Curse words in the government building.
Speaker 1: Uh, I'm pretty sure they got a lot of those.
Speaker 1: January sixth, guys, with that one. They're standing on the lawn.
Speaker 1: But I think you said fuck and maybe the D word. Dyke.
Speaker 2: I got this ripping down this barricade and charging through
Speaker 2: the doors. But once you crossed the threshold and said damn,
Speaker 2: it was over.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that was embarrassing to me as far
Speaker 1: as Congress goes.
Speaker 2: It was really embarrassing until that sexy black lady came
Speaker 2: in and saved the day.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so she put that white bitch in her place, right, Yeah, dude,
Speaker 1: I try to respect women's minds in their you know.
Speaker 1: Oh that's what.
Speaker 2: I vision all this stuff, But man, like, when't they
Speaker 2: look like that? Like, God, damn, how am I going
Speaker 2: to look at anything but your fucking gorgeous flutter and
Speaker 2: eyelashes and your big, beautiful brown ass.
Speaker 1: You went in a different direction than I did. I
Speaker 1: was going to say, I think what we have here
Speaker 1: is a case not of Republicans or Democrats being right
Speaker 1: or wrong, but we have a case of women in
Speaker 1: a place they should not be.
Speaker 2: Oh maybe, or maybe maybe it's that or you got
Speaker 2: ugly women clapping back at sexy black women. I don't
Speaker 2: mean to make it racial, but you know, Marjorie Taylor
Speaker 2: Green is obviously jealous of this fucking chocolate goddess that
Speaker 2: has been elected to lifetime president of the Congress Cabinet.
Speaker 1: I don't think now, No, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't want to make her president please.
Speaker 1: Yeah something like that.
Speaker 2: Dude, when are we going to have a hot president?
Speaker 2: There's there hasn't even been one. People will say JFK.
Speaker 2: But I mean, who wants a guy with half a
Speaker 2: fucking skull?
Speaker 1: Obomba? Obama was a handsome guy, dude for black dudes.
Speaker 2: He was kind of a low on the on the list,
Speaker 2: you know, like he was not a He was not
Speaker 2: a fucking Wesley Snipes.
Speaker 1: I disagree. I think. Look, I'm not gonna sit here
Speaker 1: and debate how handsome Obama was. If you if you
Speaker 1: tricked me down that road, I mean, we could just
Speaker 1: wrap the show now. But uh no, I think he
Speaker 1: was handsome. Yeah, everyone says JFK. Everyone was ugly back then.
Speaker 1: Our standards of beauty have changed and morphed and evolved
Speaker 1: over time.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're way better now, dude.
Speaker 1: Like Marilyn Monroe was average by today's standards.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you'd see her working at dairy queen with
Speaker 2: Miss Jackson.
Speaker 1: There wasn't Miss Jackson, miss Crockett.
Speaker 2: Actually, I bet you it was Miss Jackson Crockett.
Speaker 1: At some point, something with a hyphen in it. All right,
Speaker 1: we got another video was the story. We just barely
Speaker 1: touched on it a couple of weeks ago, and it's
Speaker 1: starting to turn into a thing. They are coming for
Speaker 1: Diddy and they are going to kill him in a
Speaker 1: jail cell most likely, because yeah, they're really they're busting
Speaker 1: out all the stops. So he was married to Cassie.
Speaker 1: He dated Cassie Jaez.
Speaker 2: She made that song Me and You. It was popular
Speaker 2: when I was in the Marines. I just know it
Speaker 2: because she's a sexy half black, half Filipino, which is awesome.
Speaker 1: That's okay, very good, very good. He was dating her
Speaker 1: for a while. I guess he beat the shit out
Speaker 1: of her in a hotel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I heard he forced her like almost into a
Speaker 2: relationship after you know, like all this pressure and stuff.
Speaker 2: And then once she was dating him, like she was
Speaker 2: basically a prisoner. I don't know how much of her
Speaker 2: side versus his side is true, But let's look at
Speaker 2: the video and then we'll decide who to believe.
Speaker 1: So here's why I do think they are coming for
Speaker 1: him in a sense, not some grand conspirat, but I
Speaker 1: think I think he's hard of something. Maybe it is
Speaker 1: a grand conspiracy. I think he's part of something, maybe
Speaker 1: a little bit bigger, it seems like, and he's gonna
Speaker 1: take the fall for something a lot of Jude. You
Speaker 1: know why I think that because this video was shot
Speaker 1: in twenty sixteen and it's just now coming out.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, why why were they sitting on it so long?
Speaker 1: Right? Right?
Speaker 2: I even't seen it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, that's why it's in
Speaker 1: the news. The video came out, nothing really to talk about.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, I was that one guy who beat
Speaker 2: up his girlfriend and then got fired from the movie.
Speaker 2: And then you were like, it didn't even really look
Speaker 2: like you beat her up that bad.
Speaker 1: I don't know who was that which man?
Speaker 2: Okay, I thought you're gonna say he played Kang.
Speaker 1: He played Kang? Oh yeah, Jonathan masters right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you were like, oh, yeah, she she didn't even
Speaker 2: get hurt. She did it exactly, you know, And so
Speaker 2: maybe this will be like that is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, Maybe it's.
Speaker 2: Because everyone made a big deal about that girl getting
Speaker 2: beat up in that video, but you were like, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: she was fine. So yeah, maybe something like that.
Speaker 1: He got killed from Marvel for it. Yeah yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: let's see.
Speaker 2: Maybe this will be the Maybe they're crucifying Diddy for nothing.
Speaker 2: Maybe there's not a secret heaedophile ring of fucking gay
Speaker 2: rappers and Asian Blasian singers.
Speaker 3: Obtained exclusively by CNN appears to the allegations of a
Speaker 3: running down the hall towl Sean Diddy comes the video.
Speaker 1: He was really holding it one handed too at one point.
Speaker 1: Didn't I thought no, I thought we would be seeing
Speaker 1: Diddy Dick.
Speaker 2: I was hoping for it.
Speaker 1: Look at him. Yeah, he's running like in Is he
Speaker 1: wearing our shoes or some.
Speaker 2: Like striped pink and green socks and a towel?
Speaker 1: Oh shit, let's play the rest of this.
Speaker 3: The video captured on OH shows Combs assaulting his Cassie
Speaker 3: Ventura in a hallway at a Los Angeles hotel in
Speaker 3: March twenty sixteen. A lawsuit filed by Ventura in November
Speaker 3: last year and settled the next day, reference actions that
Speaker 3: seemed to be.
Speaker 1: Ever chivalrous of him. He did pick up both of
Speaker 1: her bags began to drag her back to the hotel
Speaker 1: room by her head. Yeah, well probably your sweatshirt, but
Speaker 1: her hair was probably wrapped up in that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was. Yeah, he had a he did that
Speaker 2: thing you do when you're you like you coil the
Speaker 2: dog leash around your hand. He had a nice node.
Speaker 1: Yeah. That's that's really how you get a grip on
Speaker 1: a fucking head that you're gonna drag.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's it's just like it's it's hard
Speaker 2: to imagine what it must be like to be one
Speaker 2: of the most powerful people in the world, you know,
Speaker 2: because because you John mulaney has this bit about Mick
Speaker 2: Jagger right where he writes he writes an SNL skeets
Speaker 2: with Mick Jagger when Mick Jagger's hosting, and Mick Jagger
Speaker 2: has like a personal assistant who brings him diet coke
Speaker 2: on command. So Mick Jagger's like diet coke and it
Speaker 2: just shows up, you know, and right, John Mulaney's like
Speaker 2: thinking a please would be nice, you know, but then
Speaker 2: he's like rationalizing, But you're Mick Jagger. Every day people
Speaker 2: have been kissing your ass, and when you say diet coke.
Speaker 2: It just shows up. It's like you just you just
Speaker 2: become this, you know, without ever realizing. It just becomes
Speaker 2: normal for you, And who knows what is normal for Diddy.
Speaker 2: It's just like for a normal person watching it, the
Speaker 2: idea of like going up and grabbing anybody, not even
Speaker 2: a woman or your spouse by the head and then
Speaker 2: launching them across a hallway in public, like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well you're wearing a towel, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and socks and stripe sucks, and you're one of
Speaker 2: the most recognizable people in the world. It's like it
Speaker 2: goes to show you how disconnected from actual reality someone
Speaker 2: like that is. Because like, if I was Ditty in
Speaker 2: this situation and I'm frantically trying to keep this person
Speaker 2: from leaving. Once I'm out in the hallway, I'm fully
Speaker 2: aware of Fuck, there's gonna be cameras, there's gonna be
Speaker 2: people hearing everything that is said, everything that happens, and
Speaker 2: it's like all of that is informing how I behave right,
Speaker 2: But when you're Ditty and you're the most powerful person
Speaker 2: in the world, what do you care if someone has
Speaker 2: footage of you, like or if anybody sees you, like,
Speaker 2: you can just squash it, you can just make it disappear.
Speaker 2: It's it's only now that this is coming to light.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yes, And and he did for eight years exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And that's that's like the kind of thing where
Speaker 2: it's like, man, I look at it, I'm like, what
Speaker 2: a piece of fucking shit. But I try to at
Speaker 2: least understand that this is a person who's who's basically
Speaker 2: living like a god. You know, he says and God
Speaker 2: is wrathful and jealous and all that shit from the Bible,
Speaker 2: you know, And that's exactly how he's acting like it
Speaker 2: like it's just a controlling, jealous maniac, very old testament.
Speaker 2: Did he right there?
Speaker 1: I think that is a brilliant breakdown. Now, let me
Speaker 1: give you one other possible thing and then an alternate
Speaker 1: scenario that could have happened. I agree with you one
Speaker 1: hundred percent where he's not relatable as like a guy anymore. Right,
Speaker 1: But what if he does have the awareness of who
Speaker 1: he is at least, you know, maybe he doesn't say
Speaker 1: thank you to people, but maybe he does know when
Speaker 1: you walk in the hallway, you're likely gonna be on
Speaker 1: camera and whatever else. Maybe he was so white hot
Speaker 1: mad that just fuck it, who gives a shit? And
Speaker 1: it makes me wonder if the fact that it was
Speaker 1: in a public hotel was in the back of his
Speaker 1: head and he did that, what would have happened if
Speaker 1: they were at his house or something. He might have
Speaker 1: killed her. That might be the kind of rage that
Speaker 1: a person gets that just I'm not even talking about
Speaker 1: like a revenge killing or whatever.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's like a would I would with.
Speaker 1: Road rage stuff, Yeah, yeah, yeah, road rage stuff and everything.
Speaker 2: Carriak down.
Speaker 1: Sure, I've heard a great breakdown of why road rage
Speaker 1: is the way it is.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: You might have told me this, I don't know, or
Speaker 1: maybe someone you listen to or watch might have told
Speaker 1: to do this. But it was such a great breakdown,
Speaker 1: just in the sense that in your normal life you
Speaker 1: don't have the anxiety around you, and you can kind
Speaker 1: of process relationships and process anger and this, and that
Speaker 1: most people can. Right when you're in a car, you
Speaker 1: are now surrounded by other two three four thousand pound
Speaker 1: vehicles that could crush and kill you at any second. Right,
Speaker 1: sometimes you're doing that while doing eighty five on the highway,
Speaker 1: eighteen inches from a drop off to the median right
Speaker 1: in the middle of the thing. You are dealing with
Speaker 1: a such such a tense situation every time you get
Speaker 1: in a car and you never even realize you tire
Speaker 1: could blow out, right, you could spin out, you could
Speaker 1: slip on ice, you could hydroplant, you do whatever that
Speaker 1: when someone does something to If somebody bumped their cart
Speaker 1: into you, you know, in the grocery store, you might
Speaker 1: be like, that guy's a deck boat whatever. I don't
Speaker 1: care if somebody cuts you off on the highway. There
Speaker 1: are guys who lose their mind and just start firing
Speaker 1: guns out the fucking window.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, And it.
Speaker 1: Doesn't justify it, but it does kind of explain maybe
Speaker 1: why there's that heightened sense that kind of predator shit
Speaker 1: we have in our heads, or the whatever food chain
Speaker 1: type stuff. When we used to worry about saber tooth tigers,
Speaker 1: Now you gotta worry about a you know, and f
Speaker 1: one fifty plowing into the side of you doing seventy
Speaker 1: or something through a red light. So when someone cuts
Speaker 1: you off, it's a little more like what the fuck
Speaker 1: was that man? Right, I don't know.
Speaker 2: That's so it's like an adrenaline. It's a response to
Speaker 2: the adrenaline.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, probably, or the or the anxiety you know
Speaker 1: that comes along with it. Whether or not people think
Speaker 1: they have anxiety situations. All of us would be in
Speaker 1: certain situations hanging from a cliff, So it's gonna create
Speaker 1: anxiety for a lot of people. Not me. I'm a
Speaker 1: mountain climber. Okay, then fucking you know cartel guys hold.
Speaker 2: Your head under for two hours?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for two hours. All right, let's finish this
Speaker 1: Diddy clip.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, let's see what else he does.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those scene in this video there is no audio.
Speaker 3: According to the complaint, Combs became extremely intoxicated.
Speaker 1: Hey, I'll give him this in the face. He was
Speaker 1: extremely intoxicated, yet walked perfectly fine down that hallway, holding
Speaker 1: his towel up, and then held his towel up while
Speaker 1: grabbing two of her bags and dragging her beating up
Speaker 1: ass back to the room. I couldn't do that drunk.
Speaker 2: So you're vouching for Diddy here? You think this is
Speaker 2: a doctor.
Speaker 1: I'm ai just saying, let's see the rest of it.
Speaker 1: Let's see the rest of the story. Maybe the end
Speaker 1: of it is like, oh, by the way, Cassie gave
Speaker 1: him aids two days priory. Oh, then that's justified.
Speaker 2: Ads. I'd punched her and tracking Yeah, me too.
Speaker 3: Giving her a black eye. What's according to the lawsuits.
Speaker 2: She should have took.
Speaker 1: She took the elevator down.
Speaker 2: He would have banging on the doors like damn, damn.
Speaker 1: The doors would have opened, he would have dropped his towel.
Speaker 1: The would been two fucking old white people going onto
Speaker 1: his expensive ass floor with Diddy's dick just hanging out.
Speaker 2: Dude, did he runs like RoboCop? Play this motherfucker?
Speaker 1: He's extremely intoxicated. Apparently he looks like Robocopa. Can we
Speaker 1: not a drunk?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I know, it's a fucking it's a golf cap run. Yes,
Speaker 2: you said it's a golfer's run. Dude, that's a guy
Speaker 2: running from a gator.
Speaker 1: It's a guy with a fucking probably an eleven inch
Speaker 1: dick flopping around under a towel he's holding.
Speaker 2: I don't believe Diddy has a big dick. I'll say
Speaker 2: maybe he's average, but I mean, I think fifty cent
Speaker 2: has a big dick. We're sure has a huge goddamn monster,
Speaker 2: But I don't know.
Speaker 1: But I've heard the game has a huge dick.
Speaker 2: He does, he does.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, good, let's play this video.
Speaker 3: The hallway, The complaint says, as she exited, mister Colmbs
Speaker 3: awoke and began screaming at Miss Ventura. He followed her
Speaker 3: into the hallway of the hotel while yelling at her.
Speaker 3: The complaint goes on too yelling, he grabbed her and
Speaker 3: then took glass vases in the hallway and threw them
Speaker 3: at her. In the surveillance video, Combs can be seen
Speaker 3: grabbing Ventura and throwing her to the ground. As Ventura
Speaker 3: lies on the ground, Combs then kicks her twice and
Speaker 3: attempts to drag her on the le.
Speaker 2: So he succeeded the hotel room.
Speaker 1: You know, you know what's funny about this video, They
Speaker 1: absolutely CNN absolutely showed if you were to like sit
Speaker 1: and zoom it in. They showed as he stomping this
Speaker 1: girl on her legs. There's a big mirror behind him.
Speaker 1: I can't see it again. Would need to enhance it,
Speaker 1: drag it in there. They CNN absolutely showed his dick,
Speaker 1: whether they realize.
Speaker 2: It or not. Yeah, we just need to get twelve
Speaker 2: k a thing and then we can enhance it enough
Speaker 2: to see the outline yeah bock you.
Speaker 3: And attempts to her on the floor. Back to the
Speaker 3: hotel room, Ventura is seen picking up a hotel phone
Speaker 3: comb seems to walk back to the hotel room.
Speaker 1: Or even just underwear.
Speaker 2: That's what I was talking about, man, And she's not
Speaker 2: a real person anymore. He's just like living in.
Speaker 1: A hotel room. He's just where Diddy is, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: wherever Diddy is. That's the world where then and then
Speaker 1: everybody else is just underneath n PCs, non playable characters,
Speaker 1: all of them, every one of them. I thought the
Speaker 1: end stood for something else.
Speaker 3: Back to the hotel room, then returns and appears to
Speaker 3: shove her in a corner. Moments later, he can be
Speaker 3: seen throwing an object in her direction. According to ventre As,
Speaker 3: now she looks like.
Speaker 1: Yeah she was a real pretty there.
Speaker 2: Really Now she's ruined.
Speaker 1: Ruined, ruined forever. Yeah, man, I don't know. It's a
Speaker 1: I think that guy's going to be killed. You think, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're going to kill him.
Speaker 2: Who do you think he's got dirt on.
Speaker 1: A music industry? We don't. He might have been the
Speaker 1: Epstein of the music.
Speaker 2: Well that's what that's what I'm thinking that's what it
Speaker 2: feels like based on that lawsuit where it's like he
Speaker 2: had all these gay sex slaves and stuff. He's like
Speaker 2: the r Kelly of music.
Speaker 1: We what we really need? I so closely associate him
Speaker 1: with a rapist now that yeah music, Oh yeah, remix
Speaker 1: to Ignition is pretty solid, just the Rex. Yeah that's yeah.
Speaker 1: You ever hear it? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have I have a ship. I have the
Speaker 2: space Jam soundtrack too.
Speaker 1: Okay cool? Wow, why do my eyes look so Chinese?
Speaker 2: Oh dude, it's because you smoked all that fucking cash.
Speaker 1: Okay, cool.
Speaker 2: We don't smoke weed anymore. We just smoke our own money.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's from all the great patrons. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Well, we're not gonna put it back into the show.
Speaker 2: We got to keep the same level equality. We can't
Speaker 2: go improven.
Speaker 1: Do you know what that means when you say we're
Speaker 1: not gonna put it back into the show. What that
Speaker 1: just means I pay you out half of anything we make. Oh,
Speaker 1: I would keep the full amount and put it back
Speaker 1: into the show if that was the case. Uh huh, So,
Speaker 1: actually you gave me the worst of the two options. Well,
Speaker 1: we're like, we don't put it back into the show.
Speaker 1: I get half as well.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, Matt keeps all the money and then
Speaker 2: he smokes it.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, uh do you have Okay, who would
Speaker 1: you rather fuck? Laren Bobert or do you want to
Speaker 1: go AOC or the Crockett Lady Crockett.
Speaker 2: I'm picking Crockett. I was thinking that I picked Zendeia
Speaker 2: or what's her dumb head, Cassie.
Speaker 1: Cassie. Cassie's got all those black eyes. Yea, a very attractive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she might as well call her fucking black.
Speaker 1: Okay, they go winners and losers, losers, Diddy, they're gonna
Speaker 1: find him in a fucking hotel room. He's gonna kill himself. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it won't be in prison, it won't be exactly like Epstein,
Speaker 1: but he'll kill himself.
Speaker 2: Maybe no, maybe it'll be an accident, maybe his helicopter crash.
Speaker 2: And Iran hmmm, that's I don't know what story. What
Speaker 2: is I don't know the hierarchy of Iran? Fucking Oh dude,
Speaker 2: went important? No, dude, he's like six or seven steps
Speaker 2: below Sultan.
Speaker 1: What do we do? Yeah? Is it like Ayatola is
Speaker 1: the top one?
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I think, Uh, Genie is this is the top?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: All right, we were all wrap this one up.
Speaker 2: Uh.
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Speaker 1: have a real fun time with that.
Speaker 2: I'm excited for that. That sounds so fun because I
Speaker 2: like math. When you take the numbers and it's the
Speaker 2: reciprocal right, so it's like the opposite. It was like
Speaker 2: before I'm mad the number on the top and then
Speaker 2: there's the other number on the bottom. But then you
Speaker 2: do reciperal sin. Next likely you take the number from
Speaker 2: the botting branch at the top and they go botting
Speaker 2: and stop. So it's like they tell you to do
Speaker 2: a division problem. You can just do this reciprocal trick
Speaker 2: and then do a multiplication problem. And then it's like, oh,
Speaker 2: I can do division. Just by doing multiplication. I don't
Speaker 2: remember exactly how to do it, but it was like
Speaker 2: maybe fourth grade, and I'm just I was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna hold onto that one because that's gonna get
Speaker 2: me through math probably for the next twelve years.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't want to sound like a queer
Speaker 1: or nothing.
Speaker 2: We'really going to miss you guys when the show's over.