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<v Speaker 1>Let me finish. This is the first time I committed

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<v Speaker 1>a hate crime.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they'll jerk my dick off for it, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associate Bath. You're present my ship.

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<v Speaker 3>Were any trash ship.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a worst friend.

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<v Speaker 4>The one to know why you're all fucked up. Just

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<v Speaker 4>look at the fucking problems you hang around with.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to your Worst Friend with Shane and Matt.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Matt and I'm joined today by my friend and

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<v Speaker 1>co host Shane.

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<v Speaker 2>Yo, fuckers, it's raw, Shane, I'm bad.

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<v Speaker 1>You actually do sound good. Maybe turn your speaker your

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<v Speaker 2>Bit, turn them down.

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<v Speaker 1>Just a tad like one click.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, how's that?

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<v Speaker 1>Hello? Hello? It sounds good, sounds like I like I

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna be in fucking ice road truck over the

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<v Speaker 1>listening to jerk offs. Just talk about bullshit?

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<v Speaker 2>Right, This ice trucker's got to stop every six hours

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<v Speaker 2>and forage for berries and rotting deer meat.

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<v Speaker 1>What does he ice wagon?

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<v Speaker 2>Ear? Well, he's only got a dollar. He only has

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<v Speaker 2>a dollar gonna eat on this fucking month long voyage

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<v Speaker 2>across the Yukon?

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<v Speaker 1>Where is the Yukon? Can I ask that and not

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<v Speaker 1>sound like a total retard?

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<v Speaker 2>It's the middle of Canada?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what it is?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a big old plot of shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Couldn't I could not have told you where the Yukon

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<v Speaker 1>was how much of how much of Canada is going

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<v Speaker 1>to be prime building territory when we start melting everything down?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, none of it? Why not, because it's all full

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<v Speaker 2>of trees and shit, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll take those down. Everywhere was full of trees at

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<v Speaker 1>one point.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, you can't take those trees. Why they don't

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<v Speaker 2>belong to us? Those are Canadian trees.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mean us. I mean when the developers come

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<v Speaker 1>in after the world melts or whatever's happening right right,

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<v Speaker 1>won't a lot of that snow and ice no longer

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<v Speaker 1>be fucking, you know, a mess?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe who knows. Maybe it'll be really cold.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it'll probably be really cold, but it will be livable.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe not. Maybe the water will turn into acid, or

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<v Speaker 2>the air will turn into fire.

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<v Speaker 1>You're doing Terrence Howard math here. Oh dude, it's totally possible.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah I know, I know. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>The air turning into fire, it is. You just got

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<v Speaker 2>to heat the atmosphere up enough and then it'll just

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<v Speaker 2>ignite oxygen. Man, it's flammable.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I know, I know for sure. So you didn't

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<v Speaker 1>do anything this week? Huh? Oh dude, Now I slept

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<v Speaker 1>most of Saturday. I can't remember what I did Friday,

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<v Speaker 1>and I induce shit Sat Sunday.

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<v Speaker 2>So you were a bomb.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a real piece of ship this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well that's good. One of us has got to

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<v Speaker 2>do it every weekend. I went up in my crawl

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<v Speaker 2>space attic for the first time ever. It was scary.

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<v Speaker 1>But you don't have just a Are you a minimalist

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<v Speaker 1>at all.

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<v Speaker 2>In a sense? But I'm not like I like to

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<v Speaker 2>have stuff, but I mean, and I try to make do.

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<v Speaker 2>I like to have luxury thing. I like to have

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<v Speaker 2>the things I like, but I try to make do

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<v Speaker 2>with necessities. You know. I don't want to have a

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<v Speaker 2>bunch of canned goods. I don't want to have like

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<v Speaker 2>an oversized space that I can't put stuff in. So

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<v Speaker 2>I like to keep things minimal, but within reason. You know.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not one of those tiny house fuckers.

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<v Speaker 1>Minimal but chalked full of all the shit you like.

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<v Speaker 1>Basically as long as I'm comfortable in the spaces. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>in the spaces you designate can be full of stuff

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<v Speaker 1>that I like. See, I don't have that I have.

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<v Speaker 1>Do I like something? Yes? Can I throw it somewhere?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes I can. It's fucking terrible, man, so when you

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<v Speaker 1>said was you said addict or cross, I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, Well it's both. I mean it's a it's an addict,

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<v Speaker 2>but it's it's full of insulation and it's small. You

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<v Speaker 2>gotta crawl around up there. I had to put a

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<v Speaker 2>light fixture in the dining room, which is going to

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<v Speaker 2>become my wife's horse shack, because we're moving the pole

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<v Speaker 2>in there, because we never used the fucking dining room.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's like it's literally just for Thanksgiving, and

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<v Speaker 2>then on Thanksgiving we end up eating on the couch anyway, So.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's where the TV is, right exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, So who the fuck wants to eat in the

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<v Speaker 2>dining room. So yeah, we're taking the dining room table.

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<v Speaker 2>We're putting it in the old pole room, which is small,

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<v Speaker 2>making the old dining room the new poleroom, which is big,

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<v Speaker 2>and yeah, that'll be my wife's content space. So I

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<v Speaker 2>put a light fixture in there. I had to go

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<v Speaker 2>up in the attic to do it. I got all

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<v Speaker 2>this fiberglass and insulation in my fucking shirt, in my shoes,

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<v Speaker 2>and my fucking mouth and eyes. The cat crawled up there,

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<v Speaker 2>so I had to fetch the cat, and he scratched

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<v Speaker 2>all this insulation and like flung it in my fucking eyes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was pretty cool. I felt really macho though after

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<v Speaker 2>coming down and I was all itchy and I had

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<v Speaker 2>five glass like shards and my eyeballs and my eyelashes,

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<v Speaker 2>and my wife is like, oh my god, you look terrible,

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, yeah, but I did it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, there so many people just don't understand how

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<v Speaker 1>something like that feels like such a sense of accomplishment

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<v Speaker 1>when you've had it done, Like when you when you

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<v Speaker 1>finish it, it seems like, oh, this guy installed the light. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>you screw the light bulbin, it works now.

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<v Speaker 2>Or it wasn't just that guy, man, it was the

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<v Speaker 2>whole fucking attachment with a wire.

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<v Speaker 1>That guy switched out the outlet, you know, just a

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<v Speaker 1>basic outlet, the one fried took it out, put the

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<v Speaker 1>screws in on either side, the grounding wire did put

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<v Speaker 1>it back. Sound to hard it something even just basic,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not. It's like three wires and you just you

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<v Speaker 1>just hold them all together in one hand while you

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<v Speaker 1>unscrew all the other shit.

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<v Speaker 2>After you ensure that the power to the room is on.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well you gotta have the lights on this see

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<v Speaker 1>don't Yeah, quick, you gotta make sure the wire is live.

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<v Speaker 2>How else you know it works?

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<v Speaker 1>So even that or something even more let's take it

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<v Speaker 1>a step down, even more basic, just patching up a

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<v Speaker 1>hole and dry wall, right. Yeah at the end though,

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<v Speaker 1>when yeah, when you had too much to drink and

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<v Speaker 1>you just started throwing fists around because the people you

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to hit, you'd go to prison for it.

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<v Speaker 2>And get it. Yeah, it sucks not drinking anymore because

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<v Speaker 2>now I don't really have a good excuse. I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>a bad I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>Now you would just be physically assaulting your family. You

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<v Speaker 1>would just be having domestic disturbances.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, No, I'm putting holes in walls, not in people.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, so you're controlling yourself to some extent, right, Yeah, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Just imagine the wall is my family, and I just

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<v Speaker 2>put holes in it.

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<v Speaker 1>But what, like I was saying, when you scrape that

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<v Speaker 1>spack away and sand it down and whatever else, or

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<v Speaker 1>even if you just install light fixture in the roof

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<v Speaker 1>the ceiling. You know, I get it. I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>maybe other people don't. I get this, like immense sense

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<v Speaker 1>of pride, and it's quick it's not long lasting, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's like I did something, you know, I we don't

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<v Speaker 1>have a lot of I think I'm not talking about politically,

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<v Speaker 1>like the red pill and this and that, but a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of these kids that are kind of pussies nowadays,

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<v Speaker 1>I really feel like it's because they don't have any

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<v Speaker 1>of this kind of hands on experience. I'm not the

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<v Speaker 1>guy that's like, you should you should work on your

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<v Speaker 1>own truck, like I know that some people aren't fucking

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<v Speaker 1>doing that. Some people aren't gonna, you know, fix the

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<v Speaker 1>suspension by the way cars some people have cars. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a good point too. Every time you click the mute,

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<v Speaker 1>it's doing a little thing. So you know, I understand

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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna have to hit your mute button. That's totally cool,

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<v Speaker 1>but maybe try and reduce it as.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have this every time I scream, So it's

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<v Speaker 2>a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, are you about to smoke weed or no? Eventually, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>tell me when you're going through that way. I'll talk

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<v Speaker 1>longer that way.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't have to miss it takes two minutes for

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<v Speaker 2>this fucker to cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, cool, cool, cool. So anyway, I think kids are

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<v Speaker 1>pussies nowadays, a lot of time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they are right. I don't know, man, I think

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<v Speaker 2>kids have always been pussies, and I think a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of old people are pussies too.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think there's just always been a lot of pussies.

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<v Speaker 2>What I will say about the sense of accomplishment thing, though,

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<v Speaker 2>it does. Yeah, it doesn't have to just be like

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<v Speaker 2>some traditionally manly action, right, you don't have to do

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<v Speaker 2>the dry wall even, or fix a light switch. I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like anytime you do anything that's just out of

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<v Speaker 2>your normal daily routine of stuff you have to do,

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<v Speaker 2>I get that same sense of accomplishment, Like anytime you

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<v Speaker 2>like accomplish a small anything. So for instance, oh shit,

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<v Speaker 2>we've been meaning to call so and so the homeowners

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<v Speaker 2>association and find out if we owe them any money

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<v Speaker 2>because we haven't been opening our physical mail for the

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<v Speaker 2>last two years. Let's let's check on that. And you

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<v Speaker 2>do it and they're like, oh no, it's automatic payment,

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<v Speaker 2>and you're like, oh, oh good. You know, it's like

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<v Speaker 2>this the smallest little thing. Because I'm such a procrastinator,

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<v Speaker 2>it's like a second off the checklist. Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you're checking something off the checklist on I just try

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<v Speaker 2>to be better about that all the time. And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>trying to be more of like a like I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>to do the yes man thing, you know, Jim Carrey,

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<v Speaker 2>yes man, just say yes to stuff. So not everrible,

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<v Speaker 2>But that's the important part, you know, that's not the point.

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<v Speaker 1>paranormal thing I went to, that's not something I go to. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Hi, Jen. Okay, now she hears you. She said, what's up, Yo,

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<v Speaker 1>we'll talk? He said, what We went to the mall

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<v Speaker 2>Or you're just buying bullsh t shirt the band Yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>But then like immediately afterwards, to feel instant anxiety because

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<v Speaker 2>Because that's how I feel. As soon as I finish

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<v Speaker 1>No, I felt that way early on. Now I don't

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>The people who listen listen and like us, I hope

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<v Speaker 1>you will spread this, you know, to other people, But

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<v Speaker 1>interviews that I'll read for you on the air. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>But no, I don't I don't care anymore. I really don't.

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<v Speaker 1>a few months ago when that guy left all those

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<v Speaker 1>guys suck? So I picture wife?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Yeah, and you made her into a pepper pig,

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<v Speaker 1>And all all types of different things. And then he

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<v Speaker 2>That's fuck him.

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of I kind of want a challenge, Like

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<v Speaker 1>the party cool guy. Everyone loves me. I had to

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<v Speaker 1>dial it back because it was Blanchard's wedding. So yeah, man,

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<v Speaker 1>he's lucky he didn't invite me. Man, I would have

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<v Speaker 1>made a fun wedding. You would have. Oh you spent

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<v Speaker 1>all that money, you didn't even have a fun wedding.

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<v Speaker 1>I could have helped with that. I don't know, could

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<v Speaker 1>show sober Shane have helped with that?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I dude, I would have broke something.

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<v Speaker 1>Brok Man, black and white. I don't know. Let me

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<v Speaker 1>tell you. Wedding cakes kind of suck and fon dan,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you say it, fond, Yeah, that stuff sucks

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<v Speaker 1>to Yeah, it's just sugar, fucking tarp sugar, silly puddy.

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<v Speaker 2>it's done. But okay, al right, I would look hey,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying. I'm not trying to judge.

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<v Speaker 1>Here, okay, all right, And I was making real big

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<v Speaker 2>Well, dude, that's the thing is, like you said, Blander's

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<v Speaker 2>wedding was bougie and you know, like upper class and

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<v Speaker 2>this and that. So I'm assuming they sprung for a

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, no cake in those events. He's moist or succulent.

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<v Speaker 1>They just they all suck. When you have to make

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<v Speaker 1>traditional cut that we saw, like none of that.

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<v Speaker 2>I would have brought cake pops. I would have made

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<v Speaker 2>it a fun wedding oh, you're right.

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<v Speaker 1>That would have been good cake pops. Hey, guys, I

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<v Speaker 1>stopped at Starbucks and I got four hundred of these

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, I would not get him from Starbucks. They're a

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<v Speaker 2>You know, any can it?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't none whatsoever. Can I read this comment for you?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it mean or not?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not gonna I'm not gonna screen share it. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>just read it to you. It's on our interview with

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<v Speaker 2>I love her.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, she's great, She's awesome. She's awesome. Here's a comment

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<v Speaker 1>from peg six oh six oh six. Okay, waste of

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<v Speaker 1>a good interview. This guy needs to interview himself for

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<v Speaker 1>two hours? Yeah, okay, all right. This validates some of

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<v Speaker 1>good interview. This guy's needs to interview himself for two

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<v Speaker 1>Had to turn it off after eighteen minutes when he

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<v Speaker 2>Who brought up kids and dogs and what were we

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know it. It must have been when we

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, well, I mean that's just part of the

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<v Speaker 1>I understand. This guy is a retard. That's why it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't bother me because I don't care what this guy thinks.

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<v Speaker 1>It was shit. You know what I do care about.

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<v Speaker 1>I care about the people who are on Patreon. And

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<v Speaker 1>it sounds dumb. It's not just like, because do you

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<v Speaker 1>give me money at the end of the day, you

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<v Speaker 1>know you're getting them money on the Patreon. It's it's

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<v Speaker 1>not even that like we're giving them proceed. It's expensive

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<v Speaker 1>you gotta buy in everything. I like that they were

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<v Speaker 1>willing to go. I don't know if these guys are great,

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<v Speaker 1>but here's a dollar, let's try it out. And most

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<v Speaker 1>So I think that that's awesome. Yeah, that's really really cool.

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<v Speaker 2>I think if we could just get like an army

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<v Speaker 2>of them to gather behind us and put us in

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<v Speaker 2>some position of power, then we'd be in business.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, the way Congress is right now, can I show

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<v Speaker 1>you a video of an argument that happened the other

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<v Speaker 1>day is just.

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<v Speaker 2>Like some boring shit in a fucking court room.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, I'm gonna show you just three

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<v Speaker 1>what this fight was about, If I'm being honest, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know what the arrangement is. I don't know any

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<v Speaker 1>of that shit. I don't know why they're up here

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<v Speaker 1>gathering to talk about it. I don't know anything at all.

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<v Speaker 1>Let me just hit play. Please make sure tell me

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<v Speaker 1>you can hear this.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, cool. Three of the most hated members of Congress.

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<v Speaker 2>Green, uh huh.

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<v Speaker 1>You have AOC on her side. On the other side, she's.

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<v Speaker 2>The hottest one personally.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually think Lauren Bobert is, but AOC is probably

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, but she's getting kind of she's kind of

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<v Speaker 2>looking like maybe she should start running the brothel, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like maybe stop servicing clients. I mean, I'm not saying

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<v Speaker 2>she looks horrible, but she It's politics, man, It really

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, maybe. And then the last one is I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what her name is, it's something Crockett. Davey's a

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<v Speaker 1>African America. Yes, Davy Crockett. She's an African American woman,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's famous for having these big fake eyelashes apparently. Okay, cool,

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<v Speaker 1>So this happened in Congress with your tax dollars, folks, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is what the process is like.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd like to know if any of the Democrats on

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<v Speaker 2>this committee are employing Judge Mershawn's daughter.

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<v Speaker 5>Please send me what it has to do with Mary Garland?

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<v Speaker 2>Is she a porn star? Oh Goldman, that's right, he's advising.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay, the calm before the storm?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you do? You know what we're here for?

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<v Speaker 2>You know we're here.

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<v Speaker 1>I think we're getting a Z snapped coming up. And

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<v Speaker 1>maybe a white lady from the South using a word

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<v Speaker 1>she shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>She's not.

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<v Speaker 1>She looks it feels that way, right.

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<v Speaker 2>She looks like she's getting ready for a limp biscuit concert,

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Hold on, here's here's the rude line. Apparently,

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<v Speaker 1>Oh thank you Elon. This Twitter video is buffering Ellen.

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<v Speaker 2>Misk Ellen musk, Dude, this video is broken. I could

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<v Speaker 2>What I could send it to you a desktop? I know,

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<v Speaker 2>I could send you my version.

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<v Speaker 1>This is broken.

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>I have a one more second.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a gift.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't have a gift. All right, here it is quiet.

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<v Speaker 2>If the Democrats on this committee are employing who's Judge

422
00:23:41.920 --> 00:23:42.680
<v Speaker 2>Marshaon's daughter?

423
00:23:43.759 --> 00:23:48.960
<v Speaker 1>Uh so, Judge Murshawan is the guy proceeding over the

424
00:23:49.039 --> 00:23:54.400
<v Speaker 1>Trump trial with Stormy Daniels, and his daughter is actually

425
00:23:54.599 --> 00:24:02.359
<v Speaker 1>a Democratic fundraiser and like activist type of thing who

426
00:24:03.359 --> 00:24:08.240
<v Speaker 1>gets hired by Democratic members of Congress. Generally that's what

427
00:24:08.319 --> 00:24:11.160
<v Speaker 1>she does. So it's a little they're you know, the

428
00:24:11.160 --> 00:24:13.119
<v Speaker 1>Republicans are trying to make the case that maybe this

429
00:24:13.240 --> 00:24:16.599
<v Speaker 1>judge isn't necessarily impartial. I don't know. I can't speak

430
00:24:16.640 --> 00:24:18.559
<v Speaker 1>to it. I don't know enough about it. Just that's

431
00:24:18.599 --> 00:24:19.799
<v Speaker 1>why they're bringing it up.

432
00:24:20.039 --> 00:24:20.519
<v Speaker 2>Got it?

433
00:24:23.480 --> 00:24:24.519
<v Speaker 1>Do you know what we're here for?

434
00:24:24.839 --> 00:24:25.440
<v Speaker 2>You know we're here.

435
00:24:27.359 --> 00:24:31.160
<v Speaker 5>You're well, you don't want to talking about I think your.

436
00:24:31.039 --> 00:24:39.799
<v Speaker 1>Fake eyelashes are messing up orders. I don't always she

437
00:24:39.920 --> 00:24:44.039
<v Speaker 1>pointed out her fake eyelashes. Now, I don't know. That

438
00:24:44.200 --> 00:24:47.160
<v Speaker 1>is not exclusively a black thing, right, No.

439
00:24:47.359 --> 00:24:49.119
<v Speaker 2>My wife's got big fake eyelashes.

440
00:24:49.440 --> 00:24:53.480
<v Speaker 1>She's a fun as Yeah, and my wife's had them

441
00:24:53.480 --> 00:24:57.400
<v Speaker 1>before too, So I they're not trying to paint it.

442
00:24:57.480 --> 00:24:59.279
<v Speaker 1>I hope they're not trying to paint as race. That

443
00:24:59.319 --> 00:25:02.079
<v Speaker 1>doesn't feel right just to me. I don't know. It's

444
00:25:02.440 --> 00:25:03.599
<v Speaker 1>naughty and cunty.

445
00:25:04.319 --> 00:25:07.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, they're saying, oh, you got big eyelashes like

446
00:25:07.640 --> 00:25:08.079
<v Speaker 2>a whore.

447
00:25:09.599 --> 00:25:12.640
<v Speaker 1>I know. I think maybe it's just that her eyelashes.

448
00:25:12.200 --> 00:25:15.039
<v Speaker 2>Got a big, long eyelashes, like you suck guy's dick

449
00:25:15.119 --> 00:25:22.359
<v Speaker 2>in an alleyway. Only gals with eyelashes like spiders would

450
00:25:22.400 --> 00:25:29.599
<v Speaker 2>suck a man's penis under a bridge. You know that's you.

451
00:25:29.720 --> 00:25:32.240
<v Speaker 1>My mom had fake eyelashes when I was a kid.

452
00:25:32.359 --> 00:25:33.720
<v Speaker 2>Hey, dude, my wife's got him. Now.

453
00:25:40.039 --> 00:25:41.480
<v Speaker 5>I do have a point of order, and I would

454
00:25:41.519 --> 00:25:44.079
<v Speaker 5>like to move to to take down Miss Green's words.

455
00:25:45.359 --> 00:25:47.119
<v Speaker 1>That is absolutely.

456
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<v Speaker 2>Parties over guys.

457
00:25:51.079 --> 00:25:53.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Oh, also that is very.

458
00:25:53.759 --> 00:25:57.200
<v Speaker 2>Aoc very out dare you I know? Yeah?

459
00:25:57.240 --> 00:26:00.319
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, no, it's very it's very uh feels

460
00:26:00.440 --> 00:26:03.839
<v Speaker 1>very modern liberal to me. This black woman was just attacked.

461
00:26:04.039 --> 00:26:06.920
<v Speaker 1>Let her defend herself. No, I'll step in here.

462
00:26:07.160 --> 00:26:08.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, let the Mexican handle it.

463
00:26:09.000 --> 00:26:11.319
<v Speaker 1>You head to the back of the bus. I'll take

464
00:26:11.319 --> 00:26:20.640
<v Speaker 1>care of it. Don't worrying her words down?

465
00:26:21.640 --> 00:26:23.559
<v Speaker 2>What the hell is this girl? Oh?

466
00:26:23.640 --> 00:26:30.920
<v Speaker 1>Really, this is Congress. This seems like my son's after

467
00:26:31.039 --> 00:26:36.000
<v Speaker 1>school program. I've never seen a PTA meeting that didn't

468
00:26:36.279 --> 00:26:39.680
<v Speaker 1>end up in a fistfight. Come off this petty and

469
00:26:39.759 --> 00:26:42.119
<v Speaker 1>fucking immature. It felt like, yeah.

470
00:26:42.079 --> 00:26:44.279
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't even know what these bitches are even

471
00:26:44.440 --> 00:26:47.680
<v Speaker 2>on about. It seems it seems like this is like

472
00:26:47.759 --> 00:26:51.279
<v Speaker 2>some back room ship that is spilling it into the courtroom.

473
00:26:51.720 --> 00:26:54.759
<v Speaker 1>No, I understand it now. It's actually it's not backroom.

474
00:26:54.799 --> 00:27:00.000
<v Speaker 1>It's front page, if you will. They're talking about Merrick Garland.

475
00:27:00.319 --> 00:27:03.559
<v Speaker 1>Why I don't know. But she brings up the judge

476
00:27:03.640 --> 00:27:07.240
<v Speaker 1>mrshaan thing to get a little pro Trump out there, like,

477
00:27:07.400 --> 00:27:10.799
<v Speaker 1>oh who else is employing the judge's daughter? Or da

478
00:27:10.880 --> 00:27:13.640
<v Speaker 1>da da da da, And the black girl goes the

479
00:27:13.680 --> 00:27:16.119
<v Speaker 1>black girls like, uh, do you even know what we're

480
00:27:16.119 --> 00:27:16.799
<v Speaker 1>talking about?

481
00:27:16.880 --> 00:27:17.279
<v Speaker 2>Bitch?

482
00:27:17.680 --> 00:27:22.319
<v Speaker 1>Some white cracker bitch and aoc' is like, oh, water

483
00:27:22.519 --> 00:27:24.519
<v Speaker 1>just kind of beads off of your hair, blah blah

484
00:27:24.519 --> 00:27:25.799
<v Speaker 1>blah whatever she said about.

485
00:27:25.559 --> 00:27:27.119
<v Speaker 2>Her eyelashes like a whore.

486
00:27:28.279 --> 00:27:32.640
<v Speaker 1>Uh. Marjorie Taylor Green said that, and then AOC's like, oh,

487
00:27:32.720 --> 00:27:35.359
<v Speaker 1>white bitch, don't you talk to my sister that way.

488
00:27:35.880 --> 00:27:40.240
<v Speaker 1>We from the hood and AOC or Marger Taylor Green.

489
00:27:40.559 --> 00:27:42.799
<v Speaker 1>I haven't seen the full clip. She'll probably say the

490
00:27:42.920 --> 00:27:45.119
<v Speaker 1>N word at some point. I don't know. She's got

491
00:27:45.319 --> 00:27:48.160
<v Speaker 1>just basing it off of how she comes off.

492
00:27:49.279 --> 00:27:51.559
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to predict it now that she will. And Hey,

493
00:27:51.880 --> 00:27:56.400
<v Speaker 2>this dude next to black chick with the eyelashes, yeah him?

494
00:27:57.160 --> 00:27:59.480
<v Speaker 2>Does is it me? Or does he look like the

495
00:28:00.680 --> 00:28:02.079
<v Speaker 2>of Kareem abdul Jabbar.

496
00:28:04.079 --> 00:28:08.799
<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, I'll give you that. You know, quatto who's

497
00:28:08.799 --> 00:28:11.599
<v Speaker 1>coming out of his chest? Yeah, yeah, tumor man. If

498
00:28:11.839 --> 00:28:14.519
<v Speaker 1>if Kareem abdul Jabbar had a tumor man, it would

499
00:28:14.519 --> 00:28:15.160
<v Speaker 1>be this guy.

500
00:28:15.960 --> 00:28:18.799
<v Speaker 2>If Kareem had a quato, he would be this guy.

501
00:28:19.000 --> 00:28:22.920
<v Speaker 2>It would be find out everything you can about congressman.

502
00:28:23.000 --> 00:28:30.960
<v Speaker 2>Quatto girl. We are gonna move and we're gonna tinue it.

503
00:28:31.079 --> 00:28:34.680
<v Speaker 1>Like, yeah, but she looks real frumpy.

504
00:28:35.680 --> 00:28:37.680
<v Speaker 2>I think she's good in her frumpy state.

505
00:28:39.799 --> 00:28:42.680
<v Speaker 1>I think she looks kind of just like any Spanish

506
00:28:42.799 --> 00:28:43.680
<v Speaker 1>chick from the Bronx.

507
00:28:43.839 --> 00:28:45.720
<v Speaker 2>I think a lot of Spanish chicks from the Bronx

508
00:28:45.720 --> 00:28:48.559
<v Speaker 2>look good. And mind you, I like trashy girls, man,

509
00:28:48.640 --> 00:28:50.000
<v Speaker 2>trashy ethnic I.

510
00:28:49.960 --> 00:28:53.440
<v Speaker 1>Do too, but she's not very trashy here at all.

511
00:28:53.759 --> 00:28:55.599
<v Speaker 1>She's more playing and boring.

512
00:28:55.680 --> 00:28:58.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh she's playing boring for sure, But she's from a

513
00:28:58.440 --> 00:29:01.480
<v Speaker 2>trashy area and that makes her trash. She's always going

514
00:29:01.559 --> 00:29:03.400
<v Speaker 2>to be trash born and bred.

515
00:29:04.240 --> 00:29:11.480
<v Speaker 1>I didn't think about that. That's a good point, Miss

516
00:29:11.559 --> 00:29:12.559
<v Speaker 1>Green agrees to Strocker.

517
00:29:12.799 --> 00:29:19.359
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, hold on, then, after, I'm not.

518
00:29:21.160 --> 00:29:23.799
<v Speaker 1>I don't like Margie Taylor Green. I really don't. I

519
00:29:23.799 --> 00:29:26.480
<v Speaker 1>hate her religious ship, I hate her abortion ship, I

520
00:29:26.480 --> 00:29:28.799
<v Speaker 1>hate her game whatever. I just don't like it. I

521
00:29:28.799 --> 00:29:32.119
<v Speaker 1>don't like all the social stuff, okay, but I do

522
00:29:32.319 --> 00:29:35.079
<v Speaker 1>like that she has her principles, as nutty as they

523
00:29:35.160 --> 00:29:37.680
<v Speaker 1>might be, and she goes, you will not shake me

524
00:29:37.720 --> 00:29:42.279
<v Speaker 1>from this platform. Okay. I'm not apologizing for it. Though

525
00:29:42.400 --> 00:29:46.319
<v Speaker 1>I'm not apologizing. Make sure that's written down to motherfucker.

526
00:29:47.279 --> 00:29:51.000
<v Speaker 2>I see. I'm not above apologizing, So I either person

527
00:29:51.519 --> 00:29:55.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm less on her side for that than I am

528
00:29:55.759 --> 00:30:00.559
<v Speaker 2>against AOC for demanding a fucking apology for someone else,

529
00:30:01.359 --> 00:30:05.759
<v Speaker 2>which is just such a fucking stupid, petty, like elementary

530
00:30:05.960 --> 00:30:10.440
<v Speaker 2>school piece of shit thing to do like that. That's

531
00:30:10.200 --> 00:30:13.119
<v Speaker 2>the kind of thing the nerd would do when the

532
00:30:13.160 --> 00:30:15.759
<v Speaker 2>bully would get called out by the teacher, the nerd

533
00:30:15.759 --> 00:30:19.720
<v Speaker 2>would be like, and you should apologize too. It's like, oh,

534
00:30:19.759 --> 00:30:22.720
<v Speaker 2>you're gonna get fucked up when the bell rings, AOC

535
00:30:23.079 --> 00:30:26.640
<v Speaker 2>to watch her goddamn back. And honestly, apologies don't mean shit,

536
00:30:26.839 --> 00:30:31.440
<v Speaker 2>Like who demands an apology? Like do you you think

537
00:30:31.480 --> 00:30:34.640
<v Speaker 2>it's gonna mean something after you've demanded it.

538
00:30:35.559 --> 00:30:37.799
<v Speaker 1>You know what would be a crazy moment if Marjorie

539
00:30:37.839 --> 00:30:41.279
<v Speaker 1>Taylor Green just goes, you know what, I am sorry,

540
00:30:41.799 --> 00:30:43.480
<v Speaker 1>that was rude to me. I shouldn't have said that,

541
00:30:43.680 --> 00:30:46.720
<v Speaker 1>and then that black girl goes, you know what, I

542
00:30:46.759 --> 00:30:49.519
<v Speaker 1>apologize for things I've said in the past two Maybe

543
00:30:49.519 --> 00:30:51.119
<v Speaker 1>we can meet up after this and try and come

544
00:30:51.200 --> 00:30:52.799
<v Speaker 1>up with a bill that we can agree on to

545
00:30:52.920 --> 00:30:53.480
<v Speaker 1>co author.

546
00:30:55.160 --> 00:30:56.720
<v Speaker 2>What a better world this would be.

547
00:30:57.720 --> 00:31:00.839
<v Speaker 1>Right, Marjorie Taylor Green's just like, nah, sorry, I don't

548
00:31:00.839 --> 00:31:02.160
<v Speaker 1>write bills with you know.

549
00:31:02.880 --> 00:31:10.319
<v Speaker 2>I don't apologize to those people. Is that gingrich? I

550
00:31:11.920 --> 00:31:15.960
<v Speaker 2>think it's a mister Komer, mister commer, Yeah I heard him.

551
00:31:16.079 --> 00:31:24.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, where about what mister chairman? I mean, would I

552
00:31:24.119 --> 00:31:26.920
<v Speaker 1>watch it? Yeah? I absolutely would watch it. But what

553
00:31:27.119 --> 00:31:33.000
<v Speaker 1>did are? What are we? Man? You know what? Yeah? Like,

554
00:31:33.119 --> 00:31:36.200
<v Speaker 1>don't get me wrong, I think Lauren bober Todd. I

555
00:31:36.240 --> 00:31:39.960
<v Speaker 1>think Marjorie Taylor Green looks terrible. She's got like a

556
00:31:40.039 --> 00:31:45.160
<v Speaker 1>monster rockhead and she's like a bodybuilder, and it's weird.

557
00:31:45.279 --> 00:31:46.279
<v Speaker 1>I don't like it at all.

558
00:31:46.400 --> 00:31:48.680
<v Speaker 2>You still want to see pussy though, right, I.

559
00:31:48.599 --> 00:31:52.319
<v Speaker 1>Would totally see her pussy if her and AOC were

560
00:31:52.359 --> 00:31:54.079
<v Speaker 1>fighting for the heart of the country.

561
00:31:54.359 --> 00:31:57.519
<v Speaker 2>I think that's the thing about celebrity or just notoriety

562
00:31:57.519 --> 00:32:00.720
<v Speaker 2>in general. It's like you always want to see the right.

563
00:32:00.799 --> 00:32:02.880
<v Speaker 2>You don't have to except now exactly. You don't have

564
00:32:02.920 --> 00:32:05.200
<v Speaker 2>to be attractive or anything. It's like, I'll look at

565
00:32:05.240 --> 00:32:06.920
<v Speaker 2>Rosi o' donald's pussy, you know.

566
00:32:07.039 --> 00:32:09.160
<v Speaker 1>I'll see it just you're famous.

567
00:32:09.400 --> 00:32:12.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but if if Rosi o' donald wasn't famous, I

568
00:32:12.400 --> 00:32:13.319
<v Speaker 2>wouldn't see it.

569
00:32:15.720 --> 00:32:18.440
<v Speaker 1>In Less and Less, you went to high school with

570
00:32:18.519 --> 00:32:20.240
<v Speaker 1>Rosio Donald, Oh yeah, if I did.

571
00:32:20.279 --> 00:32:22.319
<v Speaker 2>If I went to high school with her, then I'd

572
00:32:22.319 --> 00:32:24.000
<v Speaker 2>have to see it because it's like, you know, or

573
00:32:24.119 --> 00:32:26.160
<v Speaker 2>it's like is this a weird thing? It's kind of

574
00:32:26.160 --> 00:32:28.920
<v Speaker 2>like taboo, but not really. It's like, you know, I

575
00:32:28.960 --> 00:32:30.720
<v Speaker 2>know this chick, I gotta see your pussy.

576
00:32:30.799 --> 00:32:34.519
<v Speaker 1>Oh what if she was lived across the street from you,

577
00:32:35.039 --> 00:32:37.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's even better. Yeah, then you got to see.

578
00:32:39.359 --> 00:32:42.880
<v Speaker 1>So even if she wasn't famous, there are circumstances where

579
00:32:43.240 --> 00:32:45.599
<v Speaker 1>you would want to look at Rosi o' donald's pussy.

580
00:32:45.839 --> 00:32:48.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, Like, for instance, if she was the lady

581
00:32:48.960 --> 00:32:51.799
<v Speaker 2>who sold you your coffee every morning and she was

582
00:32:51.880 --> 00:32:55.440
<v Speaker 2>really friendly. Oh that's creepy, and she was always always

583
00:32:55.480 --> 00:32:58.720
<v Speaker 2>making funny jokes about the about the other customers, but

584
00:32:58.799 --> 00:33:01.400
<v Speaker 2>to you, she was really friend And and.

585
00:33:01.319 --> 00:33:04.039
<v Speaker 1>You found out that her ex boyfriend posted all these

586
00:33:04.079 --> 00:33:06.359
<v Speaker 1>pictures on a revenge porn website.

587
00:33:06.680 --> 00:33:09.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah yeah, and she told you exactly which one it

588
00:33:09.519 --> 00:33:10.039
<v Speaker 2>was in the U.

589
00:33:10.160 --> 00:33:12.559
<v Speaker 1>R L because she because she trusted you.

590
00:33:12.759 --> 00:33:15.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she trusted you, and she she knew you would

591
00:33:15.119 --> 00:33:17.079
<v Speaker 2>never let and she she thought you were gonna help

592
00:33:17.119 --> 00:33:17.640
<v Speaker 2>take it down.

593
00:33:17.680 --> 00:33:20.720
<v Speaker 1>Actually, yeah, you told her you know a guy that

594
00:33:20.799 --> 00:33:22.400
<v Speaker 1>could get it taken down.

595
00:33:26.039 --> 00:33:30.799
<v Speaker 2>And then I just everywhere all over town.

596
00:33:31.119 --> 00:33:37.079
<v Speaker 6>You with QR codes. QR cod have posted post on

597
00:33:37.279 --> 00:33:42.559
<v Speaker 6>every seven eleven the girl's actual information, where she lives to.

598
00:33:43.720 --> 00:33:48.160
<v Speaker 2>Here's the actual girl, here's her picture, her age, her address,

599
00:33:48.519 --> 00:33:49.839
<v Speaker 2>and here's her pussy.

600
00:33:50.559 --> 00:33:53.960
<v Speaker 1>You create a you create a thousand Reddit accounts to

601
00:33:54.000 --> 00:33:59.200
<v Speaker 1>create a subreddit, dedicate it just to her and the

602
00:33:59.240 --> 00:34:02.200
<v Speaker 1>banner picture. You're just a pussy out.

603
00:34:03.920 --> 00:34:06.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's that's a that's a goal of mine.

604
00:34:06.880 --> 00:34:10.719
<v Speaker 1>Now, oh wait, there was one last step. You start

605
00:34:10.800 --> 00:34:14.320
<v Speaker 1>conversing between the bot accounts. They're not actually boughts, though,

606
00:34:14.360 --> 00:34:16.840
<v Speaker 1>you have to lug into each one, and then you

607
00:34:16.920 --> 00:34:19.760
<v Speaker 1>eventually start a civil war over people who prefer the

608
00:34:19.800 --> 00:34:23.119
<v Speaker 1>girl at the coffee shop with a shaved bush versus.

609
00:34:22.639 --> 00:34:25.880
<v Speaker 2>A full bush. But they're still both fat and disgusting,

610
00:34:25.880 --> 00:34:27.559
<v Speaker 2>and they both lived across the street from me.

611
00:34:30.039 --> 00:34:35.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, ye exactly. Yeah, let's finish this. Hold on, let

612
00:34:35.519 --> 00:34:41.679
<v Speaker 1>me take it back like five seconds apologizing.

613
00:34:41.960 --> 00:34:45.480
<v Speaker 2>Let's go. Come on, guys, why don't you debate me?

614
00:34:46.079 --> 00:34:54.920
<v Speaker 2>Mister chairman, the minority you're not chair recognizes, mister Perry.

615
00:34:55.239 --> 00:35:02.719
<v Speaker 6>Okay, words to requests to strike.

616
00:35:02.840 --> 00:35:05.639
<v Speaker 1>It's just it's a lot, man, It's like this is

617
00:35:05.880 --> 00:35:11.400
<v Speaker 1>really embarrassing. This is embarrassing for everyone involved, to.

618
00:35:11.400 --> 00:35:14.679
<v Speaker 2>Me, embarrassing for the three hundred and fifty million people

619
00:35:14.760 --> 00:35:15.360
<v Speaker 2>watching it.

620
00:35:15.840 --> 00:35:21.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they cannot take that.

621
00:35:22.000 --> 00:35:23.519
<v Speaker 2>Another motion to strike her words again.

622
00:35:23.559 --> 00:35:28.519
<v Speaker 1>But here's the correct the correct Partigster, do you ask you, Ama?

623
00:35:29.320 --> 00:35:31.760
<v Speaker 1>Do you agree to Comber is fucking flustered.

624
00:35:32.639 --> 00:35:39.519
<v Speaker 2>I'm just so full of come right now, I repeat

625
00:35:39.559 --> 00:35:42.559
<v Speaker 2>again for the second time my words. But I'm not

626
00:35:42.679 --> 00:35:48.760
<v Speaker 2>apologized that objection. Is this mother Wiener? Who is that?

627
00:35:49.159 --> 00:35:49.320
<v Speaker 1>No?

628
00:35:49.800 --> 00:35:53.280
<v Speaker 2>Rasking looks like Anthony Wieners.

629
00:35:54.400 --> 00:35:57.599
<v Speaker 1>You got, mister rat skin, you got mistress Tom.

630
00:36:03.239 --> 00:36:03.639
<v Speaker 2>Crockett.

631
00:36:03.679 --> 00:36:05.639
<v Speaker 1>Oh, by the way, before we get to the shop.

632
00:36:05.519 --> 00:36:09.119
<v Speaker 2>Anytime a black woman starts a stating with I'm just curious,

633
00:36:09.800 --> 00:36:10.960
<v Speaker 2>buckle up, buddy.

634
00:36:11.199 --> 00:36:12.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, here's the fun part.

635
00:36:12.599 --> 00:36:12.760
<v Speaker 2>Though.

636
00:36:12.800 --> 00:36:14.760
<v Speaker 1>As soon as I showed the picture, you're gonna be like, Oh,

637
00:36:14.760 --> 00:36:18.320
<v Speaker 1>I fuck her, though, fuck her? You a thousand percent

638
00:36:18.320 --> 00:36:19.960
<v Speaker 1>with this. I had to hear her.

639
00:36:19.920 --> 00:36:25.599
<v Speaker 2>Voice to know I'd fuck her. Okay, all right, she

640
00:36:25.639 --> 00:36:28.280
<v Speaker 2>sounds like she should be serving me a blizzard.

641
00:36:30.119 --> 00:36:34.000
<v Speaker 1>Is an upside down? Yeah, it falls in your lap

642
00:36:34.039 --> 00:36:39.440
<v Speaker 1>and she just quits.

643
00:36:39.480 --> 00:36:42.960
<v Speaker 5>Crockett, I'm just curious, just to better understand your ruling.

644
00:36:43.039 --> 00:36:47.559
<v Speaker 5>If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's

645
00:36:47.599 --> 00:36:50.519
<v Speaker 5>bleach blonde, bad built, butch body, that would not.

646
00:36:50.760 --> 00:36:57.079
<v Speaker 1>So she's referring to Marjorie Taylor's greens bad blonde, no blonde,

647
00:36:57.719 --> 00:37:03.280
<v Speaker 1>bad built body or something butch butch through butcher in there, which.

648
00:37:05.199 --> 00:37:09.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, no, it seems like anted anti gender identity or

649
00:37:09.599 --> 00:37:12.519
<v Speaker 2>whatever the fuck it is, anti gay would just be like,

650
00:37:14.000 --> 00:37:16.519
<v Speaker 2>but I yeah, I feel like I was reading a

651
00:37:16.559 --> 00:37:20.320
<v Speaker 2>Neil Stevenson book today actually from twelve years ago, and

652
00:37:20.360 --> 00:37:24.199
<v Speaker 2>there's a part where a character just random eric. It's narration,

653
00:37:24.519 --> 00:37:27.440
<v Speaker 2>so you're kind of reading the character's thoughts, but it's

654
00:37:27.519 --> 00:37:30.960
<v Speaker 2>kind of still the author and the that it's like, oh,

655
00:37:31.000 --> 00:37:33.840
<v Speaker 2>maybe she's a dyke, you know. And I was just like, oh,

656
00:37:33.880 --> 00:37:36.440
<v Speaker 2>you can't write that. You can't write that, as as

657
00:37:36.480 --> 00:37:39.960
<v Speaker 2>the thoughts you get you're gonna get, Oh boy, I

658
00:37:40.000 --> 00:37:42.119
<v Speaker 2>better not let anyone see it, you know. It just

659
00:37:42.159 --> 00:37:46.880
<v Speaker 2>seems so nasty now to just say that, even though

660
00:37:46.960 --> 00:37:50.440
<v Speaker 2>like it's still totally cool for me to do just

661
00:37:50.480 --> 00:37:51.239
<v Speaker 2>like everyone else.

662
00:37:52.119 --> 00:37:58.199
<v Speaker 1>I feel like dyke has kind of survived a little

663
00:37:58.239 --> 00:38:01.559
<v Speaker 1>bit through this whole thing, and that's because with the

664
00:38:01.559 --> 00:38:05.719
<v Speaker 1>whole trans thing. Lesbians are just totally secondary now, no

665
00:38:05.760 --> 00:38:10.360
<v Speaker 1>one gives a shit about them anymore. Yeah, yeah, well

666
00:38:10.639 --> 00:38:14.039
<v Speaker 1>Jen's sister's a lesbian. That by the way, that I

667
00:38:14.039 --> 00:38:17.159
<v Speaker 1>didn't want that to come off like chess. Do you

668
00:38:17.199 --> 00:38:19.440
<v Speaker 1>remember early when we were doing this, we did that

669
00:38:19.519 --> 00:38:22.320
<v Speaker 1>music show and we were talking to the guy who

670
00:38:22.360 --> 00:38:26.719
<v Speaker 1>had two retarded kids. Yeah, and you went, we went

671
00:38:26.760 --> 00:38:30.400
<v Speaker 1>out of our way not to say anything offensive to

672
00:38:30.639 --> 00:38:36.239
<v Speaker 1>like retarded people or whatever, and Shane Shane says, oh,

673
00:38:36.320 --> 00:38:38.519
<v Speaker 1>you know, blah blah blah, it makes me go crazy,

674
00:38:38.960 --> 00:38:41.880
<v Speaker 1>and the guy had to stop us and go, oh, oh,

675
00:38:41.960 --> 00:38:45.079
<v Speaker 1>I don't really like the term crazy because it, you know,

676
00:38:45.400 --> 00:38:51.320
<v Speaker 1>hurts I don't know, each brains or something. Yeah, and

677
00:38:51.440 --> 00:38:54.320
<v Speaker 1>it almost felt like he was looking for that, you know,

678
00:38:54.960 --> 00:38:57.199
<v Speaker 1>looking for something to pounce on. Dyke just kind of

679
00:38:57.239 --> 00:38:58.400
<v Speaker 1>went by the wayside.

680
00:38:58.599 --> 00:39:01.880
<v Speaker 2>It felt like maybe I feel like I feel like

681
00:39:02.360 --> 00:39:05.599
<v Speaker 2>Dike and Fag for me, at least, they were just like, ah,

682
00:39:05.679 --> 00:39:08.480
<v Speaker 2>those two are I thought they were.

683
00:39:09.039 --> 00:39:12.639
<v Speaker 1>They Yeah, well that's fair, but I would I would

684
00:39:12.679 --> 00:39:15.519
<v Speaker 1>agree though term wise, I put those two on the

685
00:39:15.559 --> 00:39:19.159
<v Speaker 1>same level. But Fag has really had much better pr

686
00:39:19.880 --> 00:39:23.719
<v Speaker 1>than Dyke. Yeah, because they're really working the ban fag

687
00:39:24.039 --> 00:39:27.599
<v Speaker 1>and dyke is just like, eh, whatever, and I like

688
00:39:27.639 --> 00:39:30.000
<v Speaker 1>a facular's flannel a fag.

689
00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:34.880
<v Speaker 2>It is such a a an underused item these days,

690
00:39:34.920 --> 00:39:37.920
<v Speaker 2>like who gathers up a little bundle of sticks and

691
00:39:38.039 --> 00:39:42.719
<v Speaker 2>uses it for kindling anymore? What the fucking mountaineers. But

692
00:39:43.480 --> 00:39:46.159
<v Speaker 2>we still know what dykes are, right, We got them everywhere.

693
00:39:47.119 --> 00:39:49.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah they were flannel and eat pussy.

694
00:39:49.639 --> 00:39:52.199
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yeah. I thought they were like a bridge

695
00:39:52.239 --> 00:39:56.800
<v Speaker 2>with water or a dam.

696
00:39:57.079 --> 00:40:03.199
<v Speaker 1>What now see see see man Crockett or something here.

697
00:40:03.239 --> 00:40:04.599
<v Speaker 1>Let me let me let a place so you see

698
00:40:04.639 --> 00:40:05.320
<v Speaker 1>a little bit over.

699
00:40:07.239 --> 00:40:08.599
<v Speaker 2>I think very good.

700
00:40:09.559 --> 00:40:12.000
<v Speaker 7>I make a motion to strike those don't I don't

701
00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:19.000
<v Speaker 7>think that's a part of Oh my God said we're

702
00:40:19.039 --> 00:40:20.639
<v Speaker 7>not gonna We're not going to do this like you

703
00:40:20.639 --> 00:40:29.880
<v Speaker 7>guys earlier, literally just you voted to get look at

704
00:40:29.920 --> 00:40:31.480
<v Speaker 7>calm down, calm.

705
00:40:31.280 --> 00:40:39.159
<v Speaker 1>Down, no, no, because this is white yell. Don't want mom down.

706
00:40:39.639 --> 00:40:41.719
<v Speaker 1>Please tell me to calm down.

707
00:40:42.000 --> 00:40:45.079
<v Speaker 7>You'll control.

708
00:40:48.039 --> 00:40:52.760
<v Speaker 1>She's out, teacher, she's arrested.

709
00:40:52.880 --> 00:40:56.199
<v Speaker 2>Now, Yeah, you can't do that. That's a crime, right.

710
00:40:56.320 --> 00:40:57.719
<v Speaker 2>Curse words in the government building.

711
00:40:59.320 --> 00:41:01.960
<v Speaker 1>Uh, I'm pretty sure they got a lot of those.

712
00:41:02.039 --> 00:41:05.079
<v Speaker 1>January sixth, guys, with that one. They're standing on the lawn.

713
00:41:05.159 --> 00:41:08.639
<v Speaker 1>But I think you said fuck and maybe the D word. Dyke.

714
00:41:09.480 --> 00:41:13.519
<v Speaker 2>I got this ripping down this barricade and charging through

715
00:41:13.559 --> 00:41:16.880
<v Speaker 2>the doors. But once you crossed the threshold and said damn,

716
00:41:17.039 --> 00:41:17.599
<v Speaker 2>it was over.

717
00:41:18.599 --> 00:41:22.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that was embarrassing to me as far

718
00:41:22.360 --> 00:41:23.320
<v Speaker 1>as Congress goes.

719
00:41:23.519 --> 00:41:27.000
<v Speaker 2>It was really embarrassing until that sexy black lady came

720
00:41:27.039 --> 00:41:27.960
<v Speaker 2>in and saved the day.

721
00:41:28.119 --> 00:41:33.559
<v Speaker 1>Okay, yeah, so she put that white bitch in her place, right, Yeah, dude,

722
00:41:33.559 --> 00:41:38.000
<v Speaker 1>I try to respect women's minds in their you know.

723
00:41:38.079 --> 00:41:39.119
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's what.

724
00:41:39.119 --> 00:41:42.039
<v Speaker 2>I vision all this stuff, But man, like, when't they

725
00:41:42.079 --> 00:41:45.079
<v Speaker 2>look like that? Like, God, damn, how am I going

726
00:41:45.119 --> 00:41:47.920
<v Speaker 2>to look at anything but your fucking gorgeous flutter and

727
00:41:47.960 --> 00:41:50.440
<v Speaker 2>eyelashes and your big, beautiful brown ass.

728
00:41:51.159 --> 00:41:53.719
<v Speaker 1>You went in a different direction than I did. I

729
00:41:54.039 --> 00:41:57.239
<v Speaker 1>was going to say, I think what we have here

730
00:41:57.360 --> 00:42:00.960
<v Speaker 1>is a case not of Republicans or Democrats being right

731
00:42:01.159 --> 00:42:04.239
<v Speaker 1>or wrong, but we have a case of women in

732
00:42:04.280 --> 00:42:05.880
<v Speaker 1>a place they should not be.

733
00:42:06.719 --> 00:42:12.079
<v Speaker 2>Oh maybe, or maybe maybe it's that or you got

734
00:42:12.400 --> 00:42:18.719
<v Speaker 2>ugly women clapping back at sexy black women. I don't

735
00:42:18.760 --> 00:42:22.320
<v Speaker 2>mean to make it racial, but you know, Marjorie Taylor

736
00:42:22.400 --> 00:42:28.679
<v Speaker 2>Green is obviously jealous of this fucking chocolate goddess that

737
00:42:28.719 --> 00:42:33.159
<v Speaker 2>has been elected to lifetime president of the Congress Cabinet.

738
00:42:32.800 --> 00:42:38.880
<v Speaker 1>I don't think now, No, I don't know.

739
00:42:39.079 --> 00:42:41.079
<v Speaker 2>I don't want to make her president please.

740
00:42:41.320 --> 00:42:42.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah something like that.

741
00:42:43.360 --> 00:42:45.159
<v Speaker 2>Dude, when are we going to have a hot president?

742
00:42:45.559 --> 00:42:49.199
<v Speaker 2>There's there hasn't even been one. People will say JFK.

743
00:42:49.440 --> 00:42:51.079
<v Speaker 2>But I mean, who wants a guy with half a

744
00:42:51.119 --> 00:42:51.840
<v Speaker 2>fucking skull?

745
00:42:52.800 --> 00:42:59.400
<v Speaker 1>Obomba? Obama was a handsome guy, dude for black dudes.

746
00:42:59.440 --> 00:43:01.960
<v Speaker 2>He was kind of a low on the on the list,

747
00:43:02.039 --> 00:43:04.679
<v Speaker 2>you know, like he was not a He was not

748
00:43:04.800 --> 00:43:06.199
<v Speaker 2>a fucking Wesley Snipes.

749
00:43:07.199 --> 00:43:10.360
<v Speaker 1>I disagree. I think. Look, I'm not gonna sit here

750
00:43:10.400 --> 00:43:13.280
<v Speaker 1>and debate how handsome Obama was. If you if you

751
00:43:13.440 --> 00:43:15.840
<v Speaker 1>tricked me down that road, I mean, we could just

752
00:43:15.920 --> 00:43:20.800
<v Speaker 1>wrap the show now. But uh no, I think he

753
00:43:20.880 --> 00:43:23.960
<v Speaker 1>was handsome. Yeah, everyone says JFK. Everyone was ugly back then.

754
00:43:24.400 --> 00:43:27.760
<v Speaker 1>Our standards of beauty have changed and morphed and evolved

755
00:43:27.800 --> 00:43:28.440
<v Speaker 1>over time.

756
00:43:29.000 --> 00:43:30.760
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, they're way better now, dude.

757
00:43:31.760 --> 00:43:34.719
<v Speaker 1>Like Marilyn Monroe was average by today's standards.

758
00:43:35.119 --> 00:43:37.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you'd see her working at dairy queen with

759
00:43:37.880 --> 00:43:38.599
<v Speaker 2>Miss Jackson.

760
00:43:38.639 --> 00:43:43.000
<v Speaker 1>There wasn't Miss Jackson, miss Crockett.

761
00:43:43.039 --> 00:43:45.639
<v Speaker 2>Actually, I bet you it was Miss Jackson Crockett.

762
00:43:46.079 --> 00:43:50.119
<v Speaker 1>At some point, something with a hyphen in it. All right,

763
00:43:50.199 --> 00:43:55.119
<v Speaker 1>we got another video was the story. We just barely

764
00:43:55.199 --> 00:43:57.480
<v Speaker 1>touched on it a couple of weeks ago, and it's

765
00:43:57.519 --> 00:44:02.280
<v Speaker 1>starting to turn into a thing. They are coming for

766
00:44:02.360 --> 00:44:06.760
<v Speaker 1>Diddy and they are going to kill him in a

767
00:44:06.880 --> 00:44:12.559
<v Speaker 1>jail cell most likely, because yeah, they're really they're busting

768
00:44:12.599 --> 00:44:17.519
<v Speaker 1>out all the stops. So he was married to Cassie.

769
00:44:17.639 --> 00:44:19.480
<v Speaker 1>He dated Cassie Jaez.

770
00:44:19.760 --> 00:44:24.679
<v Speaker 2>She made that song Me and You. It was popular

771
00:44:24.800 --> 00:44:26.960
<v Speaker 2>when I was in the Marines. I just know it

772
00:44:27.000 --> 00:44:31.239
<v Speaker 2>because she's a sexy half black, half Filipino, which is awesome.

773
00:44:32.159 --> 00:44:35.840
<v Speaker 1>That's okay, very good, very good. He was dating her

774
00:44:35.840 --> 00:44:38.519
<v Speaker 1>for a while. I guess he beat the shit out

775
00:44:38.559 --> 00:44:39.599
<v Speaker 1>of her in a hotel.

776
00:44:39.960 --> 00:44:43.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I heard he forced her like almost into a

777
00:44:43.239 --> 00:44:46.480
<v Speaker 2>relationship after you know, like all this pressure and stuff.

778
00:44:46.480 --> 00:44:48.679
<v Speaker 2>And then once she was dating him, like she was

779
00:44:48.719 --> 00:44:52.480
<v Speaker 2>basically a prisoner. I don't know how much of her

780
00:44:52.599 --> 00:44:55.760
<v Speaker 2>side versus his side is true, But let's look at

781
00:44:55.760 --> 00:44:57.719
<v Speaker 2>the video and then we'll decide who to believe.

782
00:44:58.719 --> 00:45:03.440
<v Speaker 1>So here's why I do think they are coming for

783
00:45:03.519 --> 00:45:07.119
<v Speaker 1>him in a sense, not some grand conspirat, but I

784
00:45:07.159 --> 00:45:11.400
<v Speaker 1>think I think he's hard of something. Maybe it is

785
00:45:11.440 --> 00:45:14.239
<v Speaker 1>a grand conspiracy. I think he's part of something, maybe

786
00:45:14.280 --> 00:45:17.199
<v Speaker 1>a little bit bigger, it seems like, and he's gonna

787
00:45:17.199 --> 00:45:22.920
<v Speaker 1>take the fall for something a lot of Jude. You

788
00:45:22.960 --> 00:45:25.519
<v Speaker 1>know why I think that because this video was shot

789
00:45:25.599 --> 00:45:29.280
<v Speaker 1>in twenty sixteen and it's just now coming out.

790
00:45:29.199 --> 00:45:31.639
<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, why why were they sitting on it so long?

791
00:45:32.760 --> 00:45:34.320
<v Speaker 1>Right? Right?

792
00:45:36.119 --> 00:45:36.760
<v Speaker 2>I even't seen it.

793
00:45:36.960 --> 00:45:40.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, that's why it's in

794
00:45:40.400 --> 00:45:43.840
<v Speaker 1>the news. The video came out, nothing really to talk about.

795
00:45:44.280 --> 00:45:46.440
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, I was that one guy who beat

796
00:45:46.519 --> 00:45:49.119
<v Speaker 2>up his girlfriend and then got fired from the movie.

797
00:45:49.159 --> 00:45:50.840
<v Speaker 2>And then you were like, it didn't even really look

798
00:45:50.920 --> 00:45:52.079
<v Speaker 2>like you beat her up that bad.

799
00:45:53.800 --> 00:45:56.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't know who was that which man?

800
00:45:56.159 --> 00:45:58.920
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I thought you're gonna say he played Kang.

801
00:45:59.239 --> 00:46:03.119
<v Speaker 1>He played Kang? Oh yeah, Jonathan masters right.

802
00:46:03.239 --> 00:46:05.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you were like, oh, yeah, she she didn't even

803
00:46:05.639 --> 00:46:10.440
<v Speaker 2>get hurt. She did it exactly, you know, And so

804
00:46:10.519 --> 00:46:12.519
<v Speaker 2>maybe this will be like that is what I'm saying.

805
00:46:12.599 --> 00:46:14.519
<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, Maybe it's.

806
00:46:14.800 --> 00:46:16.960
<v Speaker 2>Because everyone made a big deal about that girl getting

807
00:46:16.960 --> 00:46:19.440
<v Speaker 2>beat up in that video, but you were like, no, no, no,

808
00:46:19.639 --> 00:46:22.559
<v Speaker 2>she was fine. So yeah, maybe something like that.

809
00:46:23.199 --> 00:46:27.639
<v Speaker 1>He got killed from Marvel for it. Yeah yeah, Okay,

810
00:46:27.920 --> 00:46:28.440
<v Speaker 1>let's see.

811
00:46:28.800 --> 00:46:31.639
<v Speaker 2>Maybe this will be the Maybe they're crucifying Diddy for nothing.

812
00:46:31.679 --> 00:46:35.480
<v Speaker 2>Maybe there's not a secret heaedophile ring of fucking gay

813
00:46:35.559 --> 00:46:39.840
<v Speaker 2>rappers and Asian Blasian singers.

814
00:46:39.920 --> 00:46:44.400
<v Speaker 3>Obtained exclusively by CNN appears to the allegations of a

815
00:46:44.840 --> 00:46:48.519
<v Speaker 3>running down the hall towl Sean Diddy comes the video.

816
00:46:49.239 --> 00:46:52.199
<v Speaker 1>He was really holding it one handed too at one point.

817
00:46:52.360 --> 00:46:55.840
<v Speaker 1>Didn't I thought no, I thought we would be seeing

818
00:46:55.880 --> 00:46:56.519
<v Speaker 1>Diddy Dick.

819
00:46:56.679 --> 00:46:57.719
<v Speaker 2>I was hoping for it.

820
00:46:58.159 --> 00:47:01.159
<v Speaker 1>Look at him. Yeah, he's running like in Is he

821
00:47:01.199 --> 00:47:02.679
<v Speaker 1>wearing our shoes or some.

822
00:47:03.360 --> 00:47:06.800
<v Speaker 2>Like striped pink and green socks and a towel?

823
00:47:07.840 --> 00:47:10.639
<v Speaker 1>Oh shit, let's play the rest of this.

824
00:47:12.599 --> 00:47:17.880
<v Speaker 3>The video captured on OH shows Combs assaulting his Cassie

825
00:47:17.960 --> 00:47:21.079
<v Speaker 3>Ventura in a hallway at a Los Angeles hotel in

826
00:47:21.119 --> 00:47:25.320
<v Speaker 3>March twenty sixteen. A lawsuit filed by Ventura in November

827
00:47:25.400 --> 00:47:28.840
<v Speaker 3>last year and settled the next day, reference actions that

828
00:47:29.000 --> 00:47:29.559
<v Speaker 3>seemed to be.

829
00:47:29.960 --> 00:47:32.599
<v Speaker 1>Ever chivalrous of him. He did pick up both of

830
00:47:32.599 --> 00:47:36.400
<v Speaker 1>her bags began to drag her back to the hotel

831
00:47:36.519 --> 00:47:41.400
<v Speaker 1>room by her head. Yeah, well probably your sweatshirt, but

832
00:47:41.440 --> 00:47:43.239
<v Speaker 1>her hair was probably wrapped up in that.

833
00:47:43.480 --> 00:47:45.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was. Yeah, he had a he did that

834
00:47:45.599 --> 00:47:48.239
<v Speaker 2>thing you do when you're you like you coil the

835
00:47:48.280 --> 00:47:52.320
<v Speaker 2>dog leash around your hand. He had a nice node.

836
00:47:52.400 --> 00:47:55.960
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. That's that's really how you get a grip on

837
00:47:56.000 --> 00:47:57.639
<v Speaker 1>a fucking head that you're gonna drag.

838
00:47:58.320 --> 00:48:02.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean it's it's just like it's it's hard

839
00:48:02.119 --> 00:48:05.280
<v Speaker 2>to imagine what it must be like to be one

840
00:48:05.360 --> 00:48:08.039
<v Speaker 2>of the most powerful people in the world, you know,

841
00:48:08.880 --> 00:48:14.280
<v Speaker 2>because because you John mulaney has this bit about Mick

842
00:48:14.360 --> 00:48:19.159
<v Speaker 2>Jagger right where he writes he writes an SNL skeets

843
00:48:19.159 --> 00:48:23.679
<v Speaker 2>with Mick Jagger when Mick Jagger's hosting, and Mick Jagger

844
00:48:23.760 --> 00:48:26.440
<v Speaker 2>has like a personal assistant who brings him diet coke

845
00:48:26.599 --> 00:48:29.159
<v Speaker 2>on command. So Mick Jagger's like diet coke and it

846
00:48:29.320 --> 00:48:32.679
<v Speaker 2>just shows up, you know, and right, John Mulaney's like

847
00:48:33.280 --> 00:48:37.840
<v Speaker 2>thinking a please would be nice, you know, but then

848
00:48:37.960 --> 00:48:42.400
<v Speaker 2>he's like rationalizing, But you're Mick Jagger. Every day people

849
00:48:42.400 --> 00:48:45.039
<v Speaker 2>have been kissing your ass, and when you say diet coke.

850
00:48:45.119 --> 00:48:48.519
<v Speaker 2>It just shows up. It's like you just you just

851
00:48:48.960 --> 00:48:53.199
<v Speaker 2>become this, you know, without ever realizing. It just becomes

852
00:48:53.320 --> 00:48:59.039
<v Speaker 2>normal for you, And who knows what is normal for Diddy.

853
00:48:59.840 --> 00:49:03.559
<v Speaker 2>It's just like for a normal person watching it, the

854
00:49:03.599 --> 00:49:08.000
<v Speaker 2>idea of like going up and grabbing anybody, not even

855
00:49:08.039 --> 00:49:11.079
<v Speaker 2>a woman or your spouse by the head and then

856
00:49:11.760 --> 00:49:15.239
<v Speaker 2>launching them across a hallway in public, like.

857
00:49:15.719 --> 00:49:21.519
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, well you're wearing a towel, yeah.

858
00:49:20.480 --> 00:49:24.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and socks and stripe sucks, and you're one of

859
00:49:24.119 --> 00:49:26.119
<v Speaker 2>the most recognizable people in the world. It's like it

860
00:49:26.159 --> 00:49:30.920
<v Speaker 2>goes to show you how disconnected from actual reality someone

861
00:49:31.039 --> 00:49:36.599
<v Speaker 2>like that is. Because like, if I was Ditty in

862
00:49:36.599 --> 00:49:39.679
<v Speaker 2>this situation and I'm frantically trying to keep this person

863
00:49:39.679 --> 00:49:44.320
<v Speaker 2>from leaving. Once I'm out in the hallway, I'm fully

864
00:49:44.400 --> 00:49:47.760
<v Speaker 2>aware of Fuck, there's gonna be cameras, there's gonna be

865
00:49:47.800 --> 00:49:51.199
<v Speaker 2>people hearing everything that is said, everything that happens, and

866
00:49:51.239 --> 00:49:56.519
<v Speaker 2>it's like all of that is informing how I behave right,

867
00:49:57.760 --> 00:50:00.000
<v Speaker 2>But when you're Ditty and you're the most powerful person

868
00:50:00.199 --> 00:50:03.159
<v Speaker 2>in the world, what do you care if someone has

869
00:50:03.360 --> 00:50:06.880
<v Speaker 2>footage of you, like or if anybody sees you, like,

870
00:50:06.920 --> 00:50:09.960
<v Speaker 2>you can just squash it, you can just make it disappear.

871
00:50:11.559 --> 00:50:14.000
<v Speaker 2>It's it's only now that this is coming to light.

872
00:50:14.119 --> 00:50:18.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh yes, And and he did for eight years exactly.

873
00:50:18.320 --> 00:50:21.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, And that's that's like the kind of thing where

874
00:50:21.079 --> 00:50:23.360
<v Speaker 2>it's like, man, I look at it, I'm like, what

875
00:50:23.480 --> 00:50:26.039
<v Speaker 2>a piece of fucking shit. But I try to at

876
00:50:26.119 --> 00:50:31.000
<v Speaker 2>least understand that this is a person who's who's basically

877
00:50:31.039 --> 00:50:34.679
<v Speaker 2>living like a god. You know, he says and God

878
00:50:34.800 --> 00:50:38.719
<v Speaker 2>is wrathful and jealous and all that shit from the Bible,

879
00:50:38.840 --> 00:50:40.800
<v Speaker 2>you know, And that's exactly how he's acting like it

880
00:50:40.960 --> 00:50:45.440
<v Speaker 2>like it's just a controlling, jealous maniac, very old testament.

881
00:50:45.719 --> 00:50:46.519
<v Speaker 2>Did he right there?

882
00:50:47.679 --> 00:50:52.000
<v Speaker 1>I think that is a brilliant breakdown. Now, let me

883
00:50:52.079 --> 00:50:56.119
<v Speaker 1>give you one other possible thing and then an alternate

884
00:50:56.199 --> 00:51:00.320
<v Speaker 1>scenario that could have happened. I agree with you one

885
00:51:00.400 --> 00:51:04.440
<v Speaker 1>hundred percent where he's not relatable as like a guy anymore. Right,

886
00:51:05.360 --> 00:51:08.519
<v Speaker 1>But what if he does have the awareness of who

887
00:51:08.599 --> 00:51:11.440
<v Speaker 1>he is at least, you know, maybe he doesn't say

888
00:51:11.480 --> 00:51:13.639
<v Speaker 1>thank you to people, but maybe he does know when

889
00:51:13.639 --> 00:51:15.920
<v Speaker 1>you walk in the hallway, you're likely gonna be on

890
00:51:16.039 --> 00:51:21.360
<v Speaker 1>camera and whatever else. Maybe he was so white hot

891
00:51:21.559 --> 00:51:26.480
<v Speaker 1>mad that just fuck it, who gives a shit? And

892
00:51:26.559 --> 00:51:30.599
<v Speaker 1>it makes me wonder if the fact that it was

893
00:51:30.639 --> 00:51:32.719
<v Speaker 1>in a public hotel was in the back of his

894
00:51:32.840 --> 00:51:36.119
<v Speaker 1>head and he did that, what would have happened if

895
00:51:36.159 --> 00:51:40.480
<v Speaker 1>they were at his house or something. He might have

896
00:51:40.639 --> 00:51:44.199
<v Speaker 1>killed her. That might be the kind of rage that

897
00:51:44.239 --> 00:51:48.840
<v Speaker 1>a person gets that just I'm not even talking about

898
00:51:49.000 --> 00:51:51.320
<v Speaker 1>like a revenge killing or whatever.

899
00:51:51.440 --> 00:51:55.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, it's like a would I would with.

900
00:51:55.119 --> 00:51:58.159
<v Speaker 1>Road rage stuff, Yeah, yeah, yeah, road rage stuff and everything.

901
00:51:58.480 --> 00:51:59.199
<v Speaker 2>Carriak down.

902
00:51:59.599 --> 00:52:02.320
<v Speaker 1>Sure, I've heard a great breakdown of why road rage

903
00:52:02.559 --> 00:52:04.480
<v Speaker 1>is the way it is.

904
00:52:04.679 --> 00:52:04.920
<v Speaker 2>Right.

905
00:52:06.519 --> 00:52:08.360
<v Speaker 1>You might have told me this, I don't know, or

906
00:52:08.360 --> 00:52:11.119
<v Speaker 1>maybe someone you listen to or watch might have told

907
00:52:11.119 --> 00:52:13.519
<v Speaker 1>to do this. But it was such a great breakdown,

908
00:52:13.679 --> 00:52:17.760
<v Speaker 1>just in the sense that in your normal life you

909
00:52:18.400 --> 00:52:21.159
<v Speaker 1>don't have the anxiety around you, and you can kind

910
00:52:21.199 --> 00:52:24.440
<v Speaker 1>of process relationships and process anger and this, and that

911
00:52:24.480 --> 00:52:28.360
<v Speaker 1>most people can. Right when you're in a car, you

912
00:52:28.440 --> 00:52:36.239
<v Speaker 1>are now surrounded by other two three four thousand pound

913
00:52:36.360 --> 00:52:39.880
<v Speaker 1>vehicles that could crush and kill you at any second. Right,

914
00:52:40.440 --> 00:52:44.800
<v Speaker 1>sometimes you're doing that while doing eighty five on the highway,

915
00:52:45.559 --> 00:52:49.360
<v Speaker 1>eighteen inches from a drop off to the median right

916
00:52:49.559 --> 00:52:52.360
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the thing. You are dealing with

917
00:52:52.400 --> 00:52:56.519
<v Speaker 1>a such such a tense situation every time you get

918
00:52:56.519 --> 00:52:58.440
<v Speaker 1>in a car and you never even realize you tire

919
00:52:58.519 --> 00:53:01.639
<v Speaker 1>could blow out, right, you could spin out, you could

920
00:53:01.679 --> 00:53:06.360
<v Speaker 1>slip on ice, you could hydroplant, you do whatever that

921
00:53:06.440 --> 00:53:10.320
<v Speaker 1>when someone does something to If somebody bumped their cart

922
00:53:10.400 --> 00:53:13.239
<v Speaker 1>into you, you know, in the grocery store, you might

923
00:53:13.280 --> 00:53:15.760
<v Speaker 1>be like, that guy's a deck boat whatever. I don't

924
00:53:15.800 --> 00:53:19.119
<v Speaker 1>care if somebody cuts you off on the highway. There

925
00:53:19.119 --> 00:53:21.559
<v Speaker 1>are guys who lose their mind and just start firing

926
00:53:21.639 --> 00:53:23.039
<v Speaker 1>guns out the fucking window.

927
00:53:23.119 --> 00:53:24.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, And it.

928
00:53:24.840 --> 00:53:28.320
<v Speaker 1>Doesn't justify it, but it does kind of explain maybe

929
00:53:28.760 --> 00:53:32.440
<v Speaker 1>why there's that heightened sense that kind of predator shit

930
00:53:32.519 --> 00:53:34.920
<v Speaker 1>we have in our heads, or the whatever food chain

931
00:53:34.960 --> 00:53:37.440
<v Speaker 1>type stuff. When we used to worry about saber tooth tigers,

932
00:53:37.719 --> 00:53:40.719
<v Speaker 1>Now you gotta worry about a you know, and f

933
00:53:40.760 --> 00:53:43.840
<v Speaker 1>one fifty plowing into the side of you doing seventy

934
00:53:44.000 --> 00:53:47.280
<v Speaker 1>or something through a red light. So when someone cuts

935
00:53:47.320 --> 00:53:49.360
<v Speaker 1>you off, it's a little more like what the fuck

936
00:53:49.559 --> 00:53:52.760
<v Speaker 1>was that man? Right, I don't know.

937
00:53:52.800 --> 00:53:55.280
<v Speaker 2>That's so it's like an adrenaline. It's a response to

938
00:53:55.320 --> 00:53:57.079
<v Speaker 2>the adrenaline.

939
00:53:57.960 --> 00:54:02.119
<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah, probably, or the or the anxiety you know

940
00:54:02.360 --> 00:54:05.119
<v Speaker 1>that comes along with it. Whether or not people think

941
00:54:05.159 --> 00:54:08.280
<v Speaker 1>they have anxiety situations. All of us would be in

942
00:54:08.440 --> 00:54:12.039
<v Speaker 1>certain situations hanging from a cliff, So it's gonna create

943
00:54:12.079 --> 00:54:13.920
<v Speaker 1>anxiety for a lot of people. Not me. I'm a

944
00:54:13.920 --> 00:54:19.400
<v Speaker 1>mountain climber. Okay, then fucking you know cartel guys hold.

945
00:54:19.199 --> 00:54:20.639
<v Speaker 2>Your head under for two hours?

946
00:54:20.719 --> 00:54:24.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, for two hours. All right, let's finish this

947
00:54:24.239 --> 00:54:24.880
<v Speaker 1>Diddy clip.

948
00:54:25.199 --> 00:54:26.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, let's see what else he does.

949
00:54:27.639 --> 00:54:32.280
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, those scene in this video there is no audio.

950
00:54:33.079 --> 00:54:36.800
<v Speaker 3>According to the complaint, Combs became extremely intoxicated.

951
00:54:36.880 --> 00:54:41.239
<v Speaker 1>Hey, I'll give him this in the face. He was

952
00:54:41.480 --> 00:54:46.639
<v Speaker 1>extremely intoxicated, yet walked perfectly fine down that hallway, holding

953
00:54:46.719 --> 00:54:50.880
<v Speaker 1>his towel up, and then held his towel up while

954
00:54:50.880 --> 00:54:54.880
<v Speaker 1>grabbing two of her bags and dragging her beating up

955
00:54:55.000 --> 00:54:59.320
<v Speaker 1>ass back to the room. I couldn't do that drunk.

956
00:55:00.280 --> 00:55:02.400
<v Speaker 2>So you're vouching for Diddy here? You think this is

957
00:55:02.440 --> 00:55:03.559
<v Speaker 2>a doctor.

958
00:55:04.320 --> 00:55:08.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm ai just saying, let's see the rest of it.

959
00:55:08.440 --> 00:55:11.280
<v Speaker 1>Let's see the rest of the story. Maybe the end

960
00:55:11.280 --> 00:55:13.480
<v Speaker 1>of it is like, oh, by the way, Cassie gave

961
00:55:13.559 --> 00:55:17.679
<v Speaker 1>him aids two days priory. Oh, then that's justified.

962
00:55:18.400 --> 00:55:21.480
<v Speaker 2>Ads. I'd punched her and tracking Yeah, me too.

963
00:55:24.880 --> 00:55:28.519
<v Speaker 3>Giving her a black eye. What's according to the lawsuits.

964
00:55:28.079 --> 00:55:28.760
<v Speaker 2>She should have took.

965
00:55:33.199 --> 00:55:34.880
<v Speaker 1>She took the elevator down.

966
00:55:35.039 --> 00:55:38.039
<v Speaker 2>He would have banging on the doors like damn, damn.

967
00:55:39.079 --> 00:55:41.199
<v Speaker 1>The doors would have opened, he would have dropped his towel.

968
00:55:41.199 --> 00:55:43.920
<v Speaker 1>The would been two fucking old white people going onto

969
00:55:43.960 --> 00:55:47.840
<v Speaker 1>his expensive ass floor with Diddy's dick just hanging out.

970
00:55:48.119 --> 00:55:51.000
<v Speaker 2>Dude, did he runs like RoboCop? Play this motherfucker?

971
00:55:51.760 --> 00:55:58.599
<v Speaker 1>He's extremely intoxicated. Apparently he looks like Robocopa. Can we

972
00:55:59.280 --> 00:55:59.880
<v Speaker 1>not a drunk?

973
00:56:01.000 --> 00:56:04.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? I know, it's a fucking it's a golf cap run. Yes,

974
00:56:04.480 --> 00:56:07.079
<v Speaker 2>you said it's a golfer's run. Dude, that's a guy

975
00:56:07.159 --> 00:56:08.079
<v Speaker 2>running from a gator.

976
00:56:09.000 --> 00:56:11.559
<v Speaker 1>It's a guy with a fucking probably an eleven inch

977
00:56:11.679 --> 00:56:14.159
<v Speaker 1>dick flopping around under a towel he's holding.

978
00:56:14.280 --> 00:56:17.079
<v Speaker 2>I don't believe Diddy has a big dick. I'll say

979
00:56:17.119 --> 00:56:19.840
<v Speaker 2>maybe he's average, but I mean, I think fifty cent

980
00:56:19.920 --> 00:56:23.679
<v Speaker 2>has a big dick. We're sure has a huge goddamn monster,

981
00:56:24.000 --> 00:56:24.559
<v Speaker 2>But I don't know.

982
00:56:24.519 --> 00:56:26.880
<v Speaker 1>But I've heard the game has a huge dick.

983
00:56:27.480 --> 00:56:28.400
<v Speaker 2>He does, he does.

984
00:56:28.840 --> 00:56:31.199
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, all right, good, let's play this video.

985
00:56:33.880 --> 00:56:37.880
<v Speaker 3>The hallway, The complaint says, as she exited, mister Colmbs

986
00:56:37.920 --> 00:56:41.280
<v Speaker 3>awoke and began screaming at Miss Ventura. He followed her

987
00:56:41.280 --> 00:56:43.599
<v Speaker 3>into the hallway of the hotel while yelling at her.

988
00:56:43.679 --> 00:56:46.400
<v Speaker 3>The complaint goes on too yelling, he grabbed her and

989
00:56:46.480 --> 00:56:49.480
<v Speaker 3>then took glass vases in the hallway and threw them

990
00:56:49.519 --> 00:56:52.519
<v Speaker 3>at her. In the surveillance video, Combs can be seen

991
00:56:52.719 --> 00:56:56.679
<v Speaker 3>grabbing Ventura and throwing her to the ground. As Ventura

992
00:56:56.800 --> 00:57:00.239
<v Speaker 3>lies on the ground, Combs then kicks her twice and

993
00:57:00.320 --> 00:57:02.239
<v Speaker 3>attempts to drag her on the le.

994
00:57:02.199 --> 00:57:03.679
<v Speaker 2>So he succeeded the hotel room.

995
00:57:04.199 --> 00:57:08.400
<v Speaker 1>You know, you know what's funny about this video, They

996
00:57:08.599 --> 00:57:14.239
<v Speaker 1>absolutely CNN absolutely showed if you were to like sit

997
00:57:14.360 --> 00:57:17.239
<v Speaker 1>and zoom it in. They showed as he stomping this

998
00:57:17.280 --> 00:57:21.039
<v Speaker 1>girl on her legs. There's a big mirror behind him.

999
00:57:21.480 --> 00:57:26.119
<v Speaker 1>I can't see it again. Would need to enhance it,

1000
00:57:26.719 --> 00:57:30.880
<v Speaker 1>drag it in there. They CNN absolutely showed his dick,

1001
00:57:30.920 --> 00:57:32.280
<v Speaker 1>whether they realize.

1002
00:57:31.880 --> 00:57:35.239
<v Speaker 2>It or not. Yeah, we just need to get twelve

1003
00:57:35.400 --> 00:57:38.239
<v Speaker 2>k a thing and then we can enhance it enough

1004
00:57:38.280 --> 00:57:43.840
<v Speaker 2>to see the outline yeah bock you.

1005
00:57:44.480 --> 00:57:47.239
<v Speaker 3>And attempts to her on the floor. Back to the

1006
00:57:47.280 --> 00:57:51.800
<v Speaker 3>hotel room, Ventura is seen picking up a hotel phone

1007
00:57:52.159 --> 00:57:54.519
<v Speaker 3>comb seems to walk back to the hotel room.

1008
00:57:57.280 --> 00:57:58.559
<v Speaker 1>Or even just underwear.

1009
00:57:58.880 --> 00:58:00.800
<v Speaker 2>That's what I was talking about, man, And she's not

1010
00:58:01.320 --> 00:58:04.320
<v Speaker 2>a real person anymore. He's just like living in.

1011
00:58:04.639 --> 00:58:08.000
<v Speaker 1>A hotel room. He's just where Diddy is, right, Yeah,

1012
00:58:08.079 --> 00:58:12.679
<v Speaker 1>wherever Diddy is. That's the world where then and then

1013
00:58:12.719 --> 00:58:18.039
<v Speaker 1>everybody else is just underneath n PCs, non playable characters,

1014
00:58:18.880 --> 00:58:22.119
<v Speaker 1>all of them, every one of them. I thought the

1015
00:58:22.239 --> 00:58:23.400
<v Speaker 1>end stood for something else.

1016
00:58:27.480 --> 00:58:30.559
<v Speaker 3>Back to the hotel room, then returns and appears to

1017
00:58:30.599 --> 00:58:33.440
<v Speaker 3>shove her in a corner. Moments later, he can be

1018
00:58:33.480 --> 00:58:37.360
<v Speaker 3>seen throwing an object in her direction. According to ventre As,

1019
00:58:37.400 --> 00:58:38.280
<v Speaker 3>now she looks like.

1020
00:58:40.280 --> 00:58:41.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah she was a real pretty there.

1021
00:58:42.000 --> 00:58:44.199
<v Speaker 2>Really Now she's ruined.

1022
00:58:45.000 --> 00:58:51.519
<v Speaker 1>Ruined, ruined forever. Yeah, man, I don't know. It's a

1023
00:58:51.679 --> 00:58:55.760
<v Speaker 1>I think that guy's going to be killed. You think, yeah,

1024
00:58:56.599 --> 00:58:57.519
<v Speaker 1>they're going to kill him.

1025
00:58:57.559 --> 00:58:59.039
<v Speaker 2>Who do you think he's got dirt on.

1026
00:59:00.920 --> 00:59:04.320
<v Speaker 1>A music industry? We don't. He might have been the

1027
00:59:04.360 --> 00:59:05.639
<v Speaker 1>Epstein of the music.

1028
00:59:05.800 --> 00:59:08.159
<v Speaker 2>Well that's what that's what I'm thinking that's what it

1029
00:59:08.199 --> 00:59:10.519
<v Speaker 2>feels like based on that lawsuit where it's like he

1030
00:59:10.559 --> 00:59:13.159
<v Speaker 2>had all these gay sex slaves and stuff. He's like

1031
00:59:13.199 --> 00:59:14.679
<v Speaker 2>the r Kelly of music.

1032
00:59:16.000 --> 00:59:21.960
<v Speaker 1>We what we really need? I so closely associate him

1033
00:59:21.960 --> 00:59:28.119
<v Speaker 1>with a rapist now that yeah music, Oh yeah, remix

1034
00:59:28.159 --> 00:59:35.880
<v Speaker 1>to Ignition is pretty solid, just the Rex. Yeah that's yeah.

1035
00:59:36.039 --> 00:59:37.119
<v Speaker 1>You ever hear it? Yeah?

1036
00:59:37.159 --> 00:59:40.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I have I have a ship. I have the

1037
00:59:40.400 --> 00:59:41.840
<v Speaker 2>space Jam soundtrack too.

1038
00:59:43.199 --> 00:59:47.239
<v Speaker 1>Okay cool? Wow, why do my eyes look so Chinese?

1039
00:59:47.920 --> 00:59:52.840
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, it's because you smoked all that fucking cash.

1040
00:59:52.039 --> 00:59:53.760
<v Speaker 1>Okay, cool.

1041
00:59:53.880 --> 00:59:56.119
<v Speaker 2>We don't smoke weed anymore. We just smoke our own money.

1042
00:59:57.280 --> 01:00:01.360
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's from all the great patrons. I appreciate it.

1043
01:00:01.679 --> 01:00:04.480
<v Speaker 2>Well, we're not gonna put it back into the show.

1044
01:00:04.559 --> 01:00:07.000
<v Speaker 2>We got to keep the same level equality. We can't

1045
01:00:07.000 --> 01:00:07.679
<v Speaker 2>go improven.

1046
01:00:08.880 --> 01:00:10.400
<v Speaker 1>Do you know what that means when you say we're

1047
01:00:10.400 --> 01:00:13.599
<v Speaker 1>not gonna put it back into the show. What that

1048
01:00:13.840 --> 01:00:18.599
<v Speaker 1>just means I pay you out half of anything we make. Oh,

1049
01:00:18.679 --> 01:00:20.960
<v Speaker 1>I would keep the full amount and put it back

1050
01:00:20.960 --> 01:00:24.400
<v Speaker 1>into the show if that was the case. Uh huh, So,

1051
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<v Speaker 1>actually you gave me the worst of the two options. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>we're like, we don't put it back into the show.

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<v Speaker 1>I get half as well.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, Matt keeps all the money and then

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<v Speaker 2>he smokes it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, uh do you have Okay, who would

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<v Speaker 1>you rather fuck? Laren Bobert or do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>go AOC or the Crockett Lady Crockett.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm picking Crockett. I was thinking that I picked Zendeia

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<v Speaker 2>or what's her dumb head, Cassie.

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<v Speaker 1>Cassie. Cassie's got all those black eyes. Yea, a very attractive.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she might as well call her fucking black.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, they go winners and losers, losers, Diddy, they're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>find him in a fucking hotel room. He's gonna kill himself. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it won't be in prison, it won't be exactly like Epstein,

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<v Speaker 1>but he'll kill himself.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe no, maybe it'll be an accident, maybe his helicopter crash.

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<v Speaker 2>And Iran hmmm, that's I don't know what story. What

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<v Speaker 2>is I don't know the hierarchy of Iran? Fucking Oh dude,

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<v Speaker 2>went important? No, dude, he's like six or seven steps

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<v Speaker 2>below Sultan.

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<v Speaker 1>What do we do? Yeah? Is it like Ayatola is

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<v Speaker 1>the top one?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, I think, Uh, Genie is this is the top?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>All right, we were all wrap this one up.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>and Gentlemen, is gonna be arren toward math or I

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<v Speaker 1>have a real fun time with that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm excited for that. That sounds so fun because I

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<v Speaker 2>like math. When you take the numbers and it's the

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<v Speaker 2>reciprocal right, so it's like the opposite. It was like

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<v Speaker 2>before I'm mad the number on the top and then

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<v Speaker 2>there's the other number on the bottom. But then you

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<v Speaker 2>do reciperal sin. Next likely you take the number from

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<v Speaker 2>the botting branch at the top and they go botting

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<v Speaker 2>and stop. So it's like they tell you to do

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<v Speaker 2>a division problem. You can just do this reciprocal trick

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<v Speaker 2>and then do a multiplication problem. And then it's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I can do division. Just by doing multiplication. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>remember exactly how to do it, but it was like

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<v Speaker 2>maybe fourth grade, and I'm just I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna hold onto that one because that's gonna get

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<v Speaker 2>me through math probably for the next twelve years.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I don't want to sound like a queer

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<v Speaker 1>or nothing.

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<v Speaker 2>We'really going to miss you guys when the show's over.