Speaker 1: WHOA, this place is a lot nicer than what I
was expecting. It actually looks pretty nice, at least nicer
than any other hotel room I've seen, which I guess
isn't saying a lot. But hey, at least we got
the view. All the sights out there make up for
any imperfections in here. Plus, if I remember correctly, I
think we're the only ones who've got a view. I'm
pretty sure we're the only ones lucky enough to see
the beach. Well. I know that, of course, it's too
dark to see it right now. I mean, like in
the morning, just think about it, waking up to the
sun rising over the salt water of the Atlantic. Really
can't get much better than that. I mean, what more
could you possibly want? This is literally everyone's dream vacation.
What's not to love about it? Exactly nothing. See, I
knew you'd finally come around to it. Look, I know
I wasn't the person you expected to share a room with,
but I promise you I don't bite. We're just kind
of the leftovers of the group, you know. In the end,
it was destined that at least someone wasn't able to
get their first choice for a roommate. That's how it is.
What do you mean, Oh, really, I thought you wanted
to be paired up with my brother. I mean, you
always hang out with him the most of any of us.
I feel like everyone expected you guys to jump at
the opportunity to room together. Oh okay, yeah, I guess
that's pretty true. I can't really blame you for that.
He definitely can be a little much sometimes you don't
even know the half of it. Believe me, I've spent
my whole life with him, and I'm surprised I can
still put up with it. Don't get me wrong, He's
a great guy. He just doesn't seem to have an
off switch, you know what I mean. Oh, don't even
get me started on how many times he's woken me
up in the middle of the night, Countless nights where
I had to tell him to shut up at like
two in the morning, always talking on the phone or
playing some stupid video game, to the point where I'm
not even sure that man sleeps anymore. And I don't
think this would be much different thinking about it, You
really dodged a bullet there, don't worry. Don't worry while
you're with me. You can actually get some sleep. Promise
you that, no snoring, no nothing. If you ask me,
we kind of lucked out here. Wait, that's a good idea.
I'm one hundred percent doing that. When we get up
to I can guarantee you he's gonna say something about
how he's tired or he didn't sleep well. I bet
Ryan will probably put the blame on my brother. I
could put money on it. No, Ryan's definitely not switching
with any one of us. Frankly, I think you're too
good to trade off. Plus, if for some reason you did,
he wouldn't even want to talk to me. I feel
like he's so talkative around the rest of the group,
but then when I strike up a conversation, he just
shuts right up. It's very weird, Don't get me wrong.
I'd appreciate some peace and quiet, but after a while
i'd just go insane. That's what I thought, too. But
I don't think he would have a crush on me,
at least that's what I think. I remember overhearing him
a couple of months ago about how he liked some
girl named Skyler, whoever that is. And I just can't
imagine him changing up so quickly. Especially with how long
he was stuck on that other girl.
Speaker 2: Me.
Speaker 1: No, of course I don't like him. We've barely ever
even talked, let alone gained feelings for one another. Who
my crash is is a whole other conversation for a
whole nother day. No offense. But I'm definitely not gonna
tell you tonight. I don't think you're ready for the answer. Nope,
I don't want to hear it. We can just leave
it at that for tonight. I don't want to say
anything stupid. To be honest, I think I've already said
too much. Well, never mind, let's just go to bed already. Okay, yes,
I'm going to bed. It's ten o'clock. I'm exhausted. I
can only imagine you'd feel the same. Plus we had
to wake up at like three am this morning to
get to the airport. I'm pretty sure everyone at this
point would be feeling at least a little tired. Okay, well,
that's fine if you're not gonna fall asleep, but I
at least want you to get into bed so you're
not moving around in the middle of the night. And
like I said before, I need the sleep, and I
swear if you wake me up. Even if it's an accident,
I'm kicking you out of the room, and I don't
think that would make either of us happy. Don't test me.
Keep it up and I might consider it finally feel
so good to lay down. You kind of take it
for granted when you're up and walking for the whole day. Oh,
don't even start those airplanes. It's we're so uncomfortable. I
think i'd actually rather have been standing. I could barely
stand sitting there for fifteen minutes, let alone a few hours. Well, sorry,
I'm not a traveler like you are. I can't even
remember the last time I was on a plane, maybe
a couple of years ago. Oh, don't even you make
it sound like it's such a burden. If it's really
such a problem, I would happily be willing to trade
places with you. Just hurry up and get in bed already.
Come on, Wait, what are you doing? Why are you
taking off the cushions? You're not actually using the pull
out bed right for what? That thing is so hard
to sleep on. I mean, sure it can't compare to
the airplane seats, I'll give it that, but it's still
pretty uncomfortable. Nonetheless, what do you mean you can sleep
right here? We have a bed for a reason. Yeah,
I know, we only have one bed. What's the problem?
Scared to share a bed with a girl? Oh my god,
I'm just teasing, jeez. No one needs to get so defensive. Look, look,
I'm flattered that you hold me to such high standards,
but I can't let you use that pull out bed.
I promise you it's no problem sharing a bed. I
don't care, and I'm not that mean. Yes, there's plenty
of room. You still have a whole half of the
bed to yourself. And before you ask, no, I don't
have a problem with moving around in my sleep, so
you don't have to worry about me like kicking you
in the middle of the night or something. Come on,
Like I said, it's completely fine. I don't have a
problem with it. Ugh, Oh my gosh, why are you
so stubborn? Yeah, I said, you're being stubborn. I mean,
just listen to yourself. That's like the definition of it.
Actually it might just be me, but it almost kind
of looks like you're getting nervous in a way. Look,
I know you're a guy and i'm a girl, but
I really don't mind. Think of it as like two
friends sharing a bed instead. You know, nothing awkward about that.
Plus it's not like I'm here crush or anything, So
what's the big deal? Just come on already here, Either
you get into the bed or I'll drag you in myself.
And I don't think either of us would be happy
with the ladder? Does it look like I'm lying? There
we go finally, See, it wasn't that hard. I'm glad
you were finally able to come around here and you
can sleep right here. Isn't it nice to sleep on
a soft bed instead of that thin little mattress? Glad
you could agree for a second there, I thought you
would never join me. Well, I'm just glad you could
finally make up your mind, even if it did take forever. Hey,
come on, scoot in. You look like you're about this
close to falling off the bed. I'm almost tempted to
push you. What was that you moved like two inches?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Actually, move closer. You're acting like you're gonna die if
you happen to touch me. I promise I will not bite
unless you ask me nicely.
Speaker 2: That is.
Speaker 1: Sorry, No, no, no, no, no, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding. Oh my gosh, you are way too easy. Oh.
I just love to see that look on your face.
It always makes me smile. I mean, come on, what
did you expect. I've always been the one to tease.
You don't nuts like this is different. You don't get
a free no teasing pass because we're on vacation. If anything,
I think you should get teased more, especially once I
found out we were sharing a room together. I can't
even tell you how excited I was. Not only do
I get to be with you outside the hotel, but
inside as well. Sounded like a package deal to me. Ugh, Like,
I believe that if you really didn't want to be teased,
I would have been your last choice for a roommate,
not your first. Exactly. See as soon as you go silent,
that's when I know I've won. Like I said, you're
too easy. Listen, listen, it's okay. I promise I won't
make fun of you for it. If anything, I actually
think it's kind of sweet. The only reason I keep
doing it is because I know how much you like it.
Even if you say otherwise, no offense, But you do
a really horrible job trying to hide it. I mean,
it's kind of easy to tell when you get flustered.
It's not a bad thing by any means. No, Actually,
I kind of like it. What do you mean why
I've made it pretty obvious by now? Gosh, you are hopeless.
Times like these, I'm wondering how you've made it this
far in life. Don't worry. Once I tell you, you'll
understand how stupid you are for this. Okay, So remember
earlier when you asked about my crush and I said
that tonight wasn't a good night. To tell you I
have actually changed my mind. Wait, you really still don't
get it. You've got to be kidding me. You have
got to be kidding me. Please be for real. I
like you, idiot, and I think I've made that extremely obvious.
Is it really that much of a surprise? What this
whole time you thought I was teasing you for fun,
always wanting to spend time with you for no other
reason than just to embarrass you. I mean, don't get
me wrong, I guess that was pretty fun too, But
I'm not that cruel. Come to think of it, I
don't think I've ever done anything that you haven't gotten
a good laugh out of. In the end, whatever I
said or did, you always seem to like it just
as much as I did, And everyone else always knew
that they were jokes or shall I say, flirts maybe
except for you and my brother, who I guess just
thought I was being friendly. Uh yeah, pretty much everyone
knows about it, or at least I think they know.
I've never told anyone, But I think they were able
to put together the pieces themselves. I mean that it's
the whole reason we got paired together. In the end.
I'm pretty sure they were just trying to set us up,
but I guess it also helped that we were both
each other's first choice. Speaking of which, why was I
your first choice? I know about the noisy brothers Dick
we were talking about earlier, But why me and not
one of the other guys? Was it because of me?
Come on? Was it? I want to hear this. Are
you gonna say something or what?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 1: Okay, if you can't say it, then can I just
say it for you?
Speaker 2: Gossh you're such a dork? You like me too? Is
that what you were trying to say?
Speaker 1: Good, don't worry. I accept your confession. There's no need
to be nervous, at least not anymore. I kind of
did that part for you. Yeah, scoop closer, you look
like you're about to pass out. You can lighten up
a little bit. I promise I'm not gonna throw any
more surprises at you. I think if I did, you
probably wouldn't even be able to comprehend it. At this point.
Your brain still has a little catching up to do.
There may or may not be more surprises, but that
is a tomorrow thing. Hey, do you mind if I
put my arms around you just for a bit? I
don't know, I just kind of want to. You will like, Actually,
what happened to the dork I was just talking to earlier?
I don't think he would have let me do it.
That's true. I guess our relationship status has changed. We've
been upgraded from friends to I guess dating is that
the right word. I mean, we literally just found out
we liked each other less than five minutes ago, so
maybe it's a little quick to say that. Well, what
if we just went on a date, I would say
that would make us dating, right. I guess that's easy enough.
But for now, I guess we're just soon to be dating.
How does that sound? Well, then it's settled. I'm glad
we're soon to be dating. I like that. That's better
my arms around yours, isn't it nice? I feel like
I could fall asleep like this. I don't know how
comfortable that would be for you. Just looking at you,
I can tell this is already a little much. Oh,
it's fine. Well, then how about I squeeze you're just
a bit tighter. I'm just kidding. Oh, and I almost
forgot to mention, I'm gonna double the amount of teasing
from now on. Nope, nothing you can do to stop it.
You just have to live with the consequences of getting
into a relationship with me. It's a part of the
terms and conditions that you agreed to. Hey, it's not
my fault. You didn't read the fine print. You have
no one to blame but yourself. That all right. We
should probably get some sleep. We really need it, including you.
I'm glad you agree. Although it would be fun to
cuddle you all night, I'm not sure we'd be feeling
too energetic in the morning. How about we save that
for tomorrow instead. Perfect, I will mark my calendar. Okay,
good night. I'll talk to you in the morning. Yeah,
I love you too. Oh my goodness, I can get
used to saying that. Okay, can you turn off the light?
I thought the switch was on my side. Thank you.