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the Magnificent Montagule. Life remains a tragedy for the Magnificent Montague,

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this former monarch of the Shakespearean stage, though five times

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a week he is uncle good Heart here all of

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an afternoon program, still dreams of the return to the

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stage of who, in his estimation, is the world's greatest

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living actor, Edwin Montague. It is afternoon in the Montague

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apartment his wife, Lily and Agnes, the Montague made at home.

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The doorbell rings.

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Speaker 3: There's someone at the duel.

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Speaker 4: I'll get it, honey.

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Speaker 3: I think that cute.

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Speaker 4: Now mailman coming, dear Hello there, Uh it's Western Union.

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Speaker 2: What is it?

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Speaker 5: Are you?

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Speaker 2: Sam Harrison.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna kill that barber for talking to me into

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this haircut, he said, I looked like Mary Martin. I

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came out looking like Martin Kane.

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Speaker 6: The Harrisons across the hall are not home. We'll take

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the telegram and give it to them later.

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Speaker 7: Saign, you there, or.

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Speaker 6: Agnes, seaman you darling up for the mailman making eyes

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of the Western Union man.

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Speaker 4: I know, honey, but I'm trapped in this apartment. The

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only man I ever see it is that husband of yours.

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After him? Anything looks good?

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Speaker 3: Oh no, Agnes, Edwin is considered very handsome. If you

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like Hedgehogs.

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Speaker 6: Well, if there's one thing I won't tolerate, even from you,

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it's jokes about Edwin's being Okay, okay, wouldn't say things

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like that to his face?

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Speaker 3: His face?

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Speaker 4: Who can find it?

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Speaker 3: Stop the wait? Wait? I think I hear Sam and

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Martha Harrison coming home. We have a telegram for them.

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Speaker 6: I'll call him, Damn Matha, Oh hello, come in, Sam,

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Hello Martha?

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Speaker 2: Oh how do you do? Missus Montague?

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Speaker 3: We called you in because we have a telegram for you.

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It was delivered to us a telegram. Here.

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Speaker 5: It is by jul I hate to get telegrams. Frankness

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me to death. Here, Martha, will you open it and

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read it?

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Speaker 8: Yes?

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Speaker 2: Well, Martha?

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Speaker 8: Yees?

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Speaker 5: Is it from your sister Emily. Yes, she's having another baby. Yes,

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oh no, and she wants us to come to Saint

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Louis right away. Yes, I must say, Martha, my love.

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You read that telegram beautifully, Sam?

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Speaker 6: Does that mean you and Martha are off to Saint

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Louis immediately?

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Speaker 5: That Emily doesn't get around when you get her telegram,

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that means so os. It's later than you think. Well, Martha,

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Well what is it?

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Speaker 3: Sam?

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Speaker 5: What are we going to do with our daughter Gwendolen

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this year?

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Speaker 3: Don't you take Gwendolin along on the trip?

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Speaker 2: Not since she outgrew the half fair ticket?

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Speaker 3: Oh my god? Well how long are you going to

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be gone?

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Speaker 2: Only a week?

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Speaker 3: Well then why don't you leave Gwendolen with us?

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Speaker 5: Well, that's terribly kind of you, missus montagube, if it's

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all right with you, and we'll bring Gwendolen in just

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before we go.

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Speaker 3: You're coming, Martha, Agnes, Agnes, get ready for a guest.

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Speaker 9: What's up?

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Speaker 3: Honey?

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Speaker 6: The Harrisons are going to Saint Louis and I've asked

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them to leave their daughter Gwendolen with us for a week.

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Speaker 3: Hi?

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Speaker 10: Are you nuts?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 4: Have you slept your trialing. Listened, your cat, you're bringing

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a child to live for a week in the same

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house with Moncue.

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Speaker 6: You'll see, Agnes, Edwin and Gwendolen will become real pal.

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Speaker 4: Like great an Alley. Money for a week with that monster.

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Give the kid a fighting chance.

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Speaker 6: Stop exaggerating. Think of it, Agnes, a little child living

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with us. She'll bring her youth into our apartment and

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she'll leave it there. You can let me handle it, Agnes.

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It won't come as a shock to him. I'll explain gradually.

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Oh that must be Gwendolene.

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Speaker 4: I'll let her in.

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Speaker 3: I'll start getting her room ready.

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Speaker 4: A little darling.

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Speaker 9: Coming, Swatie, come right in.

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Speaker 2: Sugar Plum ups, Why Agnes, I didn't know you cared.

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Speaker 4: Now it's you.

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Speaker 3: I don't.

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Speaker 2: Sugar plum Bunny in the raw.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh, it's you, Edwin.

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Speaker 2: Who are you expecting? Jackie Coogan.

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Speaker 3: Or now Edwin?

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Speaker 10: What's going on here? I just called the sugar plum.

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Now you coming with Bunny? Have you any other names

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for me?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: But let's keep it clean.

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Speaker 3: Now.

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Speaker 6: Listen, Edwin, Sam and Martha Harris are leaving for Saint

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Louis for one week.

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Speaker 2: The Harrison's gone for a week.

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Speaker 10: Hey, let me go on their little daughter, Gwendow Gwendolyn.

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Would that noise make her away for a week? This

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will be an isle of paradise, Edward.

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Speaker 3: Gwendolen is a very quiet child. You never hear a

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word out of her.

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Speaker 10: Now who could hear anything out of her over the

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roar of her eternal roller skates?

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Speaker 3: And when you have to change your attitude to our children,

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they have a right to live.

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Speaker 2: Why, lily, children are a menace to civilization.

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Speaker 10: Look what they're responsible for, measles, chicken pox, lumps.

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Speaker 3: And looking.

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Speaker 11: Ed when you were a child yourself once, that's a

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dirty thing say about anybody, Hollay, they're dreadful little creature.

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Speaker 8: I don't want to hear any more about children.

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Speaker 3: Oh that's Sam Harrison to say goodbye.

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Speaker 2: To say goodbye. Well, let's not keep you here a

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minute longer than this. Say come in hello, mister, goodbye Sam.

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Speaker 5: Well, here's Gwendolyn.

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Speaker 2: Goodbye, Gwendolyn, goodbye.

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Speaker 3: Well I thought Sam, you go ahead, I'll explain.

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Speaker 2: Goodbye, Edwin.

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Speaker 3: I've been trying to tell you what Gwendolen is staying

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with us for the week.

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Speaker 2: Gwendolen is staying with us.

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Speaker 4: Yes, excuse me, I have a thick Newton in the oven.

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Speaker 2: I'll let just stay here, Lily, How can you do

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this to me?

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Speaker 3: You'll be quiet when is staying with us and we're

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going to make her happy.

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Speaker 10: Hello, Uncle Leddy, Uncle Eddie? All right, gwn Lynn, don't

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just stand in the hall, come in, Thank you Uncle Leddy. Gwendolyn, dear,

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do you want to take your eskates off? Or do

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you want Uncle Eddie to take them off with your

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feet still in them?

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Speaker 3: Edwin, I won't have you talk that way to this child.

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Speaker 12: But Auntie Lily, if my skates annoy Uncle Edwin, I'll

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gladly take them.

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Speaker 7: All eyes not cute.

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Speaker 3: See how sweet he is, Edwin?

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Speaker 2: Sweet? How you women could be taken in?

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Speaker 12: Geez, Lily, just thank you. I'm living in the same

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house with Uncle good Heart Edwin.

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Speaker 3: Did you hear she listens to your Uncle good Heart

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radio program?

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Speaker 1: I heard her.

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Speaker 2: I heard her.

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Speaker 8: So she listens to that dribble dribble.

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Speaker 9: Oh, Uncle Leddy, you have such a beautiful voice.

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Speaker 13: Thank you.

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Speaker 12: I bet when you acted on the stage you were

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really magnificent, just like they.

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Speaker 3: Used to call you.

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Speaker 10: I left the stage before you were born. How did

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you know I was called magnificent Monegule.

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Speaker 12: I had to look up your whole career in the library.

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When I wrote my composition in school composition, it was called.

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Speaker 9: My favorite actor.

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Speaker 12: All the other girls picked Van Johnson and Gregory pet

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that I picked you.

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Speaker 9: Uncle Leddie, Yes.

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Speaker 2: Uncle Leddy, here my child. Let me help you take

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your skates off.

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Speaker 3: Oh and when isn't she wonderful? Egg's going?

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Speaker 5: Good?

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Speaker 3: Dinner ready?

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Speaker 2: What a difference to the house.

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Speaker 3: Comment when we have to fix up Gwendolen's room?

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Speaker 9: Oh can't I help you?

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Speaker 8: Oh no, darling, you're a little princess.

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Speaker 2: You must just sip there and look pretty.

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Speaker 3: Comment When isn't she divined?

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Speaker 8: She's adorable?

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Speaker 12: The lady's falling down, falling down, falling down. The residents

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of mister and missus Edwin moncue. This is Gwendolen, the

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little girl from next door, who's calling.

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Speaker 9: Please, missus Schwartz call for the Red Cross.

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Speaker 12: You want aunt Lily to be at the meeting of

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the Lady Auxiliary tonight. I'm sorry, I don't think Aunt

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Lily will be able to be there. She's really in

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no condition. You see Uncle Edwin just beat her up.

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Speaker 9: Why she came home blind drunk? Yes, the sixt time

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this week. Thank you, missus Schwartzkow. Goodbye.

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Speaker 12: London Bridge is falling down, falling down, rolling down. London

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Bridges falling down, falling down, falling down on me. Hello,

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who the Parents Teachers Association? You want Uncle Edwin to

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speak at a meeting?

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Speaker 9: I'm sorry, I don't think he'll be able to. No,

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he's in jail.

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Speaker 12: Mumbling diamonds into the country. He was getting away with

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it for years. He brought them in in his beard. London,

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the bridge is falling down, falling.

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Speaker 1: We'll be back with a magnificent motingue in just a moment.

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Speaker 2: But first, here's a word from Chesterfield. Science discovered it.

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Speaker 14: You can prove it no unpleasant after taste when you

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smoke Chesterfields, the biggest plus in cigarette history. Added to

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Chesterfield's world famous A b C's always milder, better tasting, cooler.

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Smoking only Chesterfield gives you all that, plus the added

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pleasure of no unpleasant after taste.

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Speaker 2: Science discovered it.

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Speaker 14: The country's first and only cigarette taste panel reported that

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of all brands tested, only Chesterfield leaves no unpleasant after taste.

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Speaker 2: You can prove it.

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Speaker 14: Smoke a pack of Chesterfields. You'll find Chesterfields taste better

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while you smoke them, and after smoke, no unpleasant aftertas

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the biggest plus in cigarette history by Chesterfields. Today and

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now back to the magnificent Martigulle. Yesterday was a big

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day in the Montagu home. Their neighbour's little daughter, Gwendolen

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came to stay with them. Lily and Edwin have been

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happily shopping for toys. Agnes has been baking little cakes,

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and Gwendolen has been answering the phone. It is the

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next day, the morning sun rises on a happy home.

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Speaker 6: London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down, Oh, Agnes, yeah, honey.

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Speaker 3: Children bring out the sweetness and everybody.

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Speaker 6: Incidentally, Missus Schwartzko, president of my Red Cross chapter, could

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stand a little sweetness.

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Speaker 7: What happen?

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Speaker 6: I can't understand it. I'm met her in the market

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this morning. When I mentioned I was planning a cocktail

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party to raise funds. She said, fine, you can drink

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up all the prophets. Then she handed me this pamphlet

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and ran here, look at it.

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Speaker 4: Let me see it don't be a burden to your

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loved ones joined alcoholics.

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Speaker 6: Anonymous, Agnes, what did you tell her when she phoned yesterday?

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Speaker 4: She said, I tell her I didn't speak to her.

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The only one here was Gwendolen. Gwendolen.

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Speaker 3: Uh, come here, Gwendolen.

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Speaker 9: Do you yes, dear Auntie Lily, Gwendolen?

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Speaker 6: Did Missus schwartz Cough of the Red Cross call me yesterday?

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And did someone say I was too drunk to answer

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the phone?

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Speaker 9: Yes, Auntie Lily?

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Speaker 3: And who said that?

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Speaker 9: Uncle Edwin?

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Speaker 3: He answered the phone, Edwin? Well, he was with me, Gwendolen.

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That's a fifth calling me along, Gwendolyn.

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Speaker 2: Why what are you two doing?

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Speaker 6: This little child ed when she's been lying When Missus

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Schwartzkop called yesterday, Gwendolen said I was too drunk to

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answer the phone, too drunk to.

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Speaker 3: Edwin? How can you laugh at such lies?

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Speaker 2: Lies?

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Speaker 10: My Lily, she's a child. How do you want to

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stifle that rare gift? Too few children have imagination?

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Speaker 3: Imagination? The whole neighborhood thinks I'm a drunk.

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Speaker 10: Come here, my poor abused little child, Dear Uncle Edwin.

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Wipe away those tears, and remember, Gwendolyn, don't let them

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crush your imagination.

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Speaker 2: They did sore like the wings of an eagle. Hi unchallenged.

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Then I'll get into the lame. Hello. Oh, mister Bugo, that's.

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Speaker 3: The sponsor of Edwin's Uncle Good Heart program.

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Speaker 10: Hello, what mister flug Try and keep what out of

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the newspapers? What but mister Flugel, look, I explained all

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to you at the station today.

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Speaker 2: Goodbye, Edwin. What is it, Gwendolin?

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Speaker 10: Did you answer the phone when mister Flugel called me

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yesterday the telephone? Did you tell him I was in Reno, Rena, Reno, Nevada,

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getting a divorced from Delay so I could marry dagmar.

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Speaker 2: Lily, get me my hair. Bruh, Edwin stopped, let me go.

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I'm going to give this little liar spanking.

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Speaker 4: Of her life right on her little imagination.

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Speaker 10: I'll teach you to answer the phone. We have a

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little viper in our nest.

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Speaker 3: Quiet, quiet, answer the door.

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Speaker 4: Okay, I commenced. Mister Jarvis, President of the Proscenium Club.

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Speaker 13: Montague, Montague, Hello Jarvis, Montague. The heavens are bright once more,

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and once again the sun is shining on else and

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all a job is let her get to the point,

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modest Montague, It's off to England with you bearing the

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bright standard of the Prosinium Club England to think that

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at last, you, Montague, have been chosen the American Shakespearean

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acted to participate in the annual Shakespearean Festival in England.

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Speaker 3: Edwin, you finally made it jobs.

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Speaker 2: It's been my dream.

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Speaker 9: I'm so happy for you, Uncle Edwin.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Gwendolyn.

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Speaker 8: Being chosen after all these years, Lily the Child.

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Speaker 2: Has brought me luck.

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Speaker 8: This is our little darling, Gwendolyn Jarvis.

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Speaker 2: A little darling she is. Indeed, it was from her

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own sweet little.

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Speaker 13: Lips that I heard the good us that you were

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going to England when I phoned here yesterday.

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Speaker 2: I'll kill out you, Elena. How could she have done

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this to me?

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Speaker 1: Good Uncle Edwin.

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Speaker 12: When I read the story in the paper that England

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was going to invite the leading Shakespearean actor in America

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to their.

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Speaker 9: Festival, I know it would be you.

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Speaker 2: It's never me.

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Speaker 9: That's because they don't know how wonderful you are.

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Speaker 12: That's why I wrote a letter to King George, and

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I'm getting all my classmates to write letters.

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Speaker 13: Montague out of the mouth of babes. We all write

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letters the Presenium Club or petition the keen your lifelong

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contribution to the Shakespearean stage must be rewarded. Ah is

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his hopeless No, no, it shall be done on wings

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of hope.

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Speaker 2: I fly back to our members. The petition will be

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cabled at once. I flir.

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Speaker 3: Edwin.

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Speaker 2: Do you think, Lily it's too fantastic?

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Speaker 6: Don't give up, hope, Edwin. Miracles can happen. Now'll get

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along to the radio stage.

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Speaker 3: I'm going give a good performance to you.

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Speaker 10: There's going to be a great performance me explaining to

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the sponsor why I'm not going to marry dagmar Goodbye.

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Speaker 12: Yes, Missus schwartzkough, I told a terrible lie about Aunt Lily.

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I just made it up about her drinking. I'm going

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to be a good girl from now on.

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Speaker 1: Goodbye.

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Speaker 6: Well, that takes care of Missus schwartzcough.

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Speaker 4: That cleans up all the calls she made, except for

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Missus Schmidt. The janitor's why she kept hanging up mss.

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Speaker 6: We'll have to go down the hall and explain to

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Missus Schmidt that it was Gwendolen, who answered the phone

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and said she just saw her husband's head come up

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on the dumb waiter.

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Speaker 12: Oh, Wendy, Lily, I'm so sorry I said those things like, Gwendolen,

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I'll never never do it again.

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Speaker 3: I think you've blend your lesson. Gwendolen, Come, Agnes.

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Speaker 9: Coming, I'll never ever, ever ever tell her lie crossed

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my heart and.

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Speaker 3: Hope to.

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Speaker 9: London Bridge is falling?

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Speaker 8: Dose.

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Speaker 9: Hello, mister Jarvis, what wonderful news?

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Speaker 12: A telegram from the British Embassy inviting Uncle Edwin to England.

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Speaker 15: Oh, mister Jarvis, a cake to lay? What didn't you

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hear about it? Uncle Edwin passed away? This doorway, Jarvis,

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mister Jarvis.

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Speaker 9: London Bridge is falling. Oh it's you Uncle Leddy.

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Speaker 2: Hello, sweetheart, A poor Uncle Leddie.

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Speaker 9: Why don't you lie to your gym?

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Speaker 3: Here?

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Speaker 9: Come in, I'll smooth down the couch for you there.

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Speaker 8: This is RESTful, Thank you, Gwendolyn. Oh, ah, her need

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little nap.

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Speaker 2: I'm dead.

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Speaker 9: Sleep Uncle Edwin, I'll leave you all alone.

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Speaker 3: Oh, Gwendolen, what were you doing in Edwin's den?

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Speaker 12: Uncle Edwin came home very tired, and I made him

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take a little nap.

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Speaker 6: Good now, Agnes, see that Gwendolen gets her birth and

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it's ready for bed.

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Speaker 3: Uncle Eddie and I will come in and kiss you

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good night.

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Speaker 12: I'm going to praise it. Uncle Edwin gets invited to England.

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Speaker 3: Come here, Gwendolyn.

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Speaker 6: Yes, and Lily, now, don't be too disappointed if they

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don't invite Uncle Edwin. He's been turned down for twenty

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five years now, and every year, poor old Jarvis is

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broken hearted.

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Speaker 3: Oh, aunty, Lily, Now I get ready.

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Speaker 4: For a mind kid into the tub.

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Speaker 6: Or I'll get the door. Agnes, you go ahead, coming

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Javis rely, no, no, Jovis, don't take it so hard.

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Speaker 13: I came here as soon as I heard the news.

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Speaker 3: Well, Jarvis, that's life.

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Speaker 13: Oh no, do you think that only yesterday in the

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same room we were all together, he laughing and happy

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and so hopeful.

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Speaker 3: Not really, Jarvis. I think, deep down in his heart

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he knew this was coming. He knew, he knew, and

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yet he kept up his spirit to the end.

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Speaker 13: The show must go on, is the limit.

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Speaker 3: Who's lying in his den in Oh, that's just the.

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Speaker 13: Way he would have wanted it, surrounded by his beloved

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volumes of Shakespeare.

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Speaker 3: There I see him, Yes, all right, but be quiet

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this way, Come in, Jarvis.

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Speaker 2: There he is, Oh, how natural he looks?

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Speaker 13: He is at last joined Shakespeare, Jarvis. All the world's

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a stage, and all the men and women merely players.

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They have their entrances and their.

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Speaker 3: Exit, their exits and their entrances, thank.

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Speaker 13: You, their exits and their inferences. And one man in

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his time plays numerous part. Oh, plays many parts. You

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never get in, right, Javi, And youmanted you plays many.

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Speaker 3: Jarvis? What's wrong?

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Speaker 2: Dad? Your pails a goot?

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Speaker 3: So's done? Jarvis? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 13: I was told you were dead, little Gwendolen querel Angolen?

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Speaker 9: Did you call me ale?

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Speaker 13: Lady?

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Speaker 2: Get over on my knee, young lady? Lay my hair right?

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Why aren't you fool me?

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Speaker 3: For the last time?

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Speaker 2: You lied to mister Jarvis what he called, Yes, dwindle.

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Speaker 13: And after I told you about the telegram from the

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British ambassador, you said mister Montague was dead. Yes, after

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he told you about the telegramon telegram, Jarvis, what do

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you mean here? It is Monting you're reading, Oh, Edwin,

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It's true, It's true, Edwin Montague as well his Madgesty,

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the king Ingman invites you to.

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Speaker 10: Participate in the forthcoming Shakespearean Festival.

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Speaker 2: This is a command performance.

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Speaker 10: Your immediate presence is requested, signed the British Ambassador.

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Speaker 3: Oh Javis, your petition.

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Speaker 13: No, Lily, it was Gwendolen in her simple little letter, Gwendolen,

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I was.

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Speaker 10: About to spank you, the one person who made my

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dream come true England, Gwenlyn, let me kiss your hand.

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Speaker 9: Get up on, Lenny. You get to England right away

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and really show.

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Speaker 8: Them how to act England.

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Speaker 3: Cat, Lily, my trunks, Edwin, have you everything?

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Speaker 2: Everything? Goodbye the lamb, Edwin.

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Speaker 3: Can we go down to the pier.

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Speaker 2: There's no time. The boat leaves a few moments. Goodbye, Agnes,

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goodbye Edwin.

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Speaker 3: The telegram from the British embattle, I have.

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Speaker 2: It, Lily right with my passports. Goodbye, I'm offeringland.

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Speaker 3: Goodbye, well, Agnes. He's gone.

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Speaker 4: He finally made it.

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Speaker 3: Y's his dream, and if it wasn't for little Gwendola,

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I just put her to bed.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna tack her in.

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Speaker 3: Oh wait wait, I'll go with you.

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Speaker 7: Okay, here's your room. She may be asleep. What she's

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saying in prayers.

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Speaker 3: Let's listen and.

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Speaker 12: Bless mommy and Daddy and Aunt Emily's new baby and

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Aunt Lily and cousin Agon, and please forgive me for

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sending that telegram and signing it the British ambassador.

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Speaker 3: Oh no, she says the telegram, call the Queen Mary.

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We can still stop it.

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Speaker 4: Let him go, Honey with him, meet Charted in England.

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A ham like him will be welcome.

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Speaker 10: Les pull the boat.

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Speaker 1: No matter what you and I'll take for headache relief.

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We urge you to try Alison for the incredibly fast

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relief these tablets spring the next time you're suffering from

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a headache. Now the reason Alison is so wonderfully fast

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acting and effective as this Anison is like a doctor's prescription.

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That is, Anison contains not just one but a combination

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of medically proven active ingredients and easy to take tablet form.

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Thousands of people have received envelopes containing Anison tablets from

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their own dentist opposition, and in this way discover the

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incredibly fast relief Anison brings from pains of headache near

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Adison or Alta. So the next time a headache strikes,

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take Anison for this wonderfully fast relief Anison a nacin

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Anison at any drug counder in handy boxes of twelve

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and thirty economical family sized bottles of fifty and one hundred.

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Listen again next week, Friends to the Magnificent Molecule, starring

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Marty Woolley, the Saturday Night transcribed feature on NBC's All

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Star Festival of Comedy, Music, Mystery and Drama, brought to

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you by RCA Victor world leader in radio, first and

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recorded music, and first in television by Chesterfield All He's Milder,

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better tasting, coolest smoking plus no unpleasant after taste, and

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by Annison for fast relief from pain of headache, neurytis

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and euralgia. The Magnificent Molegue was written by Matt Hikeen

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and Billy Friedberg. Anne Seymour was Lily Pert Calton was Agnes.

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Also heard on tonight's program were Art Carney, Gavin Gordon

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and Deniece Alexander. This is Don Pardo

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Speaker 5: Tomorrow Here New Theater and the Symphony on NBC