Speaker 1: From Workhouse Connect and aj Benze fame. He'd liked to
Speaker 1: be walked on a leash and play really dirty, kinky
Speaker 1: sex games. Is uh the guy put the cock in
Speaker 1: the Peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody, AJ Benzi here
Speaker 1: with fame as a bitch. This is your daily Unfiltered
Speaker 1: podcast for January tenth, twenty twenty five. One let's say,
Speaker 1: oh one one, oh I like that? Oh one one
Speaker 1: o two oh two five? Excuse me? Should I just
Speaker 1: develop the hiccups as I began to log on to
Speaker 1: the riverside site and give you a show. I hope
Speaker 1: they don't. Oh my god, I'm hiccupping, all right, must
Speaker 1: be all these nerves. Well, guys, I'm alive. I know.
Speaker 1: I put some messages out there and post out there
Speaker 1: the last day or so regarding this fire and where
Speaker 1: we are and what the situation is. Man, it's everything
Speaker 1: you're watching on TV and worse and scarier. I understandably
Speaker 1: couldn't sleep last night. Finally went to bed at like
Speaker 1: I don't know, quarter to one. You know, I saw
Speaker 1: some very distressing things on TV. Fire as we're getting
Speaker 1: closer and closer, As I was about to go to bed.
Speaker 1: The fire was about five miles away, and it looked
Speaker 1: so menacing and awful. And but you know, what are
Speaker 1: you gonna do? I mean, I packed the bags, We
Speaker 1: had our stuff ready to go. But I'll get to
Speaker 1: that in a second. But I didn't go to bed
Speaker 1: until about one o'clock in the morning. But I woke
Speaker 1: up at two thirty. Makes no sense. I take a
Speaker 1: gummy and I take three sit a minutef in PMS,
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck they are. You know, people say don't
Speaker 1: take us suit of minifit for your liver. If other
Speaker 1: people say don't take the other one, I'm sick of it. Advil,
Speaker 1: tylen all. Both are said to be bad. Both are
Speaker 1: said to be don't worry about I can't take it.
Speaker 1: So I took my typical three to go to bed,
Speaker 1: plus the gummy because inherently in my heart and this
Speaker 1: horseshoe my mother told me, I got up my ass,
Speaker 1: which I have on my wall. As you enter my bedroom,
Speaker 1: big old, nice steel horseshoe. I just think, you know,
Speaker 1: it's not gonna This is not gonna happen to me.
Speaker 1: It's not gonna happen to us. Still, they'll be I'll be,
Speaker 1: but there I am wide awake at two thirty and
Speaker 1: how do you really sleep? How can you get any
Speaker 1: sound sleep? And you've already told your son daughter pack beds.
Speaker 1: Let's just pack stuff up, you know, fill up with necessities.
Speaker 1: Take a few close and listen. I'm not in any
Speaker 1: way trying to act like I understand what it feels
Speaker 1: like to see, you know, people's pets burn up and
Speaker 1: die in front of their eyes, or losing all their
Speaker 1: possessions and homes. But it's still a very unsettling thing
Speaker 1: to be a father who literally was just watching a
Speaker 1: funny show on HBO Max and laughing, and then suddenly
Speaker 1: the fire is a little too close for comfort. And
Speaker 1: look they're now saying, I'm watching TV. You know, there's
Speaker 1: so many things to talk about, but these politicians or
Speaker 1: leaders want to get up and say, if this turns
Speaker 1: out to be an arson fire, then any death that
Speaker 1: occurred will make this a murder investigation. Who gives a shit?
Speaker 1: No one cares about that. Right now, we live in
Speaker 1: a society where people do awful things in Washington, DC,
Speaker 1: and nothing ever fucking happens. Oh, there's gonna be a meeting.
Speaker 1: They're gonna get together and have a fist and we're
Speaker 1: gonna really sit down and nothing happens. Why would this
Speaker 1: be any different. You got Steve Guttenberg, the actor on
Speaker 1: the on the street in the Pacific Palisades. I know
Speaker 1: Steve for you know, obviously, I started with him in
Speaker 1: a movie and he's a great guy. He's lived in
Speaker 1: the palis Stads since I know him. And he's moving
Speaker 1: cars off the road. The cars that were left unattended.
Speaker 1: Some had the keys and the ignition, some didn't. And
Speaker 1: naturally this guy on the road interviewing him didn't know
Speaker 1: who Steve Gutenberg was. I guess because the last thing
Speaker 1: he did well, that would be the movie with me
Speaker 1: that didn't really make a lot of ways. But you know,
Speaker 1: Steve was hot thirty five years ago. Nicest guy in
Speaker 1: show business. Don't believe what they tell you about Tom Hanks.
Speaker 1: Steve Gutenberg is the nicest guy in show bus. So anyhow,
Speaker 1: just took my headphones off. I don't even know why
Speaker 1: I wear him because I can't hear the show in
Speaker 1: my ears, and no one can tell me why that is. Anyhow,
Speaker 1: let's not stray too far from the subject at hand.
Speaker 1: But I don't want to hear people talking about I'm
Speaker 1: gonna round up to people because Steve Gudenberg said something
Speaker 1: on air that was so great. Now, I don't think
Speaker 1: Steve is a full throated liberal. I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1: I haven't talked politics for him in years. But I
Speaker 1: think he understands the other side of the ball. Long Island. Kid,
Speaker 1: Long Island's very red. And he said to the reporter, well,
Speaker 1: we don't know how the fire was startled, and he said, no,
Speaker 1: it was started by a homeless encampment in the mountains,
Speaker 1: and suddenly that report had to end. How dare Steve
Speaker 1: Gutenberg possibly mention that people unhoused let's not say homeless,
Speaker 1: unhoused people may have started the first blaze. It's always
Speaker 1: that way, gang. It's not always his cigarette out the
Speaker 1: window of a car, or lightning striking the woods. No,
Speaker 1: it's not that it's people fucking up camping, or the
Speaker 1: hundreds and hundreds of homeless people, drug addicts who live
Speaker 1: up in the hills, who live among the bramble and
Speaker 1: the tumbleweeds. My god, when I was a kid, tumbleweeds
Speaker 1: always just signified the Western was gonna begin Clint Eastwood,
Speaker 1: John Wayne was gonna pop out, maybe even Montgomery Cliff
Speaker 1: who knew Lee van Cleef with the toothpick and a
Speaker 1: little cigarette and his teeth. No, not now now. Tumbleweeds
Speaker 1: are death to people in California. So is bramble. But yeah, man,
Speaker 1: they could not get that report done quick enough. When
Speaker 1: Guttenberg mentioned that, give me a break, do me a favorite,
Speaker 1: Shut the fuck up. Why don't you do a report
Speaker 1: on why there is no water in the fire hydrants?
Speaker 1: Why is the fucking reservoirs dry? Why for the last
Speaker 1: fifteen years. When I drive my kids to school and
Speaker 1: we see the aqueducts in the street, and I go,
Speaker 1: when I moved here in ninety seven, these were full.
Speaker 1: What do you mean I said? There was water to
Speaker 1: the top. Are you kidding? No, this is what it is.
Speaker 1: It's an aqueduct. Ronald Reagan did this for California. They
Speaker 1: didn't know, They had no idea those that was even
Speaker 1: for water. They didn't know. Sure, there were some assholes
Speaker 1: who thinks they're there. So movies like Greece can have
Speaker 1: car races. Now it's for fucking water to keep people
Speaker 1: alivee to keep things growing to make California one of
Speaker 1: the top producing states of produce function, let alone the
Speaker 1: people who live here live and not be afraid of
Speaker 1: dying every time the fucking wind blows out a candle.
Speaker 1: But I wasn't just worried about, you know, what I
Speaker 1: had to do for my family. I honestly couldn't sleep
Speaker 1: well knowing that Ben Affleck's other house, not the sixty
Speaker 1: million dollar mansion he bought with j Lo. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: not that one, his newer house that he plunked down
Speaker 1: twenty million four. I couldn't sleep knowing that Ben evacuated
Speaker 1: that house last night and stayed with Jennifer Jennifer Garner
Speaker 1: and their kids. It really bugged me. And finally, today,
Speaker 1: just like a couple of hours ago, I read that
Speaker 1: Ben Affleck drove back to his home. It didn't burn
Speaker 1: down and still standing. So woo oh my god. At
Speaker 1: least he can go on and make more movies and
Speaker 1: his production company, Actors Equity, the stupidest fucking name ever,
Speaker 1: the most generic dumb name for him and Matt Damon
Speaker 1: to name a company. It's cool that the take these
Speaker 1: phony motherfuck I wasn't only thinking about Ben Affleck. However,
Speaker 1: my attention immediately, and maybe yours did too. I thought
Speaker 1: of Tom Hanks right away. Tom Hanks and that massive compound,
Speaker 1: that hilltop mansion he shares with Rita Wilson. How are
Speaker 1: they coping? Well? It turns out Tom hanks Pacific's Palisades
Speaker 1: home is miraculously still standing. The fire didn't get to
Speaker 1: Tom and read his twenty six billion, eight bedroom nineteen
Speaker 1: fucking Oh. I don't care, it's still there. I mean,
Speaker 1: you know I I you have to live here to
Speaker 1: see what the press writes down in papers and magaza. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you have to see what we get to read like
Speaker 1: the like do people who put this news out? TMZ
Speaker 1: Harvey fucking Levin, who's way too rich than he ever
Speaker 1: should have been. And I don't deny him his success.
Speaker 1: I don't. Harvey busted his balls and made a completely
Speaker 1: new business out of nothing. I gave him all the
Speaker 1: props in the world. But you don't have gotta tell
Speaker 1: me during the day, or we're packing bags to leave
Speaker 1: and people are dying, pets are burning up. You don't
Speaker 1: need to tell me about Tom hanks big mansion in
Speaker 1: it now. I looked at the house and I said,
Speaker 1: I wonder how many pictures are in that house, how
Speaker 1: many pictures Tom Hanks took of little girls and their
Speaker 1: little red shoes or red gloves. He takes pictures of
Speaker 1: red shoes and red gloves. He makes us believe the
Speaker 1: pedophilia story because his Instagram it used to be not
Speaker 1: sure if it still is. I didn't check bad bad journalists,
Speaker 1: but it used to be a big thing back in
Speaker 1: twenty eighteen, seventeen nineteen that Tom Haggs instat was full
Speaker 1: of stupid shit like that, Why are you showing a
Speaker 1: red glove in the street? Why is there a picture
Speaker 1: of a little girl's red shoe? What kind of a
Speaker 1: freak are you? Maybe one day we can get to
Speaker 1: the bottom of whether Forrest Gump is a great guy
Speaker 1: or a world class pedophile. At this point we don't know,
Speaker 1: but there are stories about fires burning and five football
Speaker 1: fields per minute. When that happens, you worry about things
Speaker 1: that you never thought you'd have to think about. You
Speaker 1: worry about I mean, look, I don't know about you.
Speaker 1: I worried about listening to Paris Hilton watching her Malleble
Speaker 1: Beach front home burn to the ground. She posted a
Speaker 1: a I don't know if I think it was Instagram,
Speaker 1: and she's in the background, her baby's crying, the baby
Speaker 1: with the big head, whose head is now smaller. He
Speaker 1: looks like a regular kid now, no more like the
Speaker 1: character Kazoo on the Flintstones. The kid's head has, like
Speaker 1: I said, it reduced, and he's finally a cue little baby.
Speaker 1: And I've always told you I think Paris Hilton is adorable.
Speaker 1: I know she's a schmuck, but I think she's hot
Speaker 1: and cute. And I'm like, I laugh along with her.
Speaker 1: It's okay, she's like a joke, but I think she's
Speaker 1: very pretty. We've what am I doing talking about this?
Speaker 1: When the fucking state's burning down? I apologize five football
Speaker 1: feels per minute. And yes, I looked at Paris Hilton's
Speaker 1: video that she posted of watching her Malleble Beach front
Speaker 1: mansion burn up. There was a woman I used to
Speaker 1: hang out with. I forget her last name, Monica a Very.
Speaker 1: She was married to some French guy, very wealthy French guy.
Speaker 1: She was a black chick who, like you know, when
Speaker 1: you marry a rich guy, they let you start a
Speaker 1: company where you make candles or fucking stupid shit, Well
Speaker 1: that's what he did. And Monica, who was a very
Speaker 1: sexy black woman, very top heavy, right, a great body,
Speaker 1: top heavy tits, but a complete chainsmoker. It was like
Speaker 1: hard to sit near her. You know when people light
Speaker 1: up a cigarette but there's one still in their mouth.
Speaker 1: She was like that. And we got friendly with her,
Speaker 1: and she eventually would invite us to her house for parties.
Speaker 1: It was right on Pacific Coast Highway on the ocean.
Speaker 1: Beautiful backyard just so you guys who don't live here
Speaker 1: understand what backyards like this look like. In her backyard,
Speaker 1: two story home, but when you drive by the house
Speaker 1: on Pacific Coast Highway, it looks like you're pulling into
Speaker 1: a garage, but you are because beyond the garage is
Speaker 1: the big home that sits on the cliffs of Melloble
Speaker 1: Billionaires Row they call it, and right outside their door
Speaker 1: is the sand to the Pacific Ocean, and around their
Speaker 1: yard are huge plexiglass barriers where you can see the ocean,
Speaker 1: but the whole yard is encased. And in the backyard
Speaker 1: there were three California king sized beds so people can
Speaker 1: lay on them and have fun and fuck around, smoke
Speaker 1: their weed whatever they were doing, do some blow whatever.
Speaker 1: And then Monica had a big birthday. I think she
Speaker 1: was fifty, and she was blowing out the candles and
Speaker 1: at one point she took her big tits out and
Speaker 1: dropped them on the cake. I saw her house today
Speaker 1: on TV burn up Gone. I've long since lost her number.
Speaker 1: I don't know where she is, but I actually think
Speaker 1: she died last year of lung cancer. Shocker. Two years ago.
Speaker 1: I saw her coming out of raupse with the you know,
Speaker 1: tubes in her nose for oxygen, and I'm like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Hey are you Monica. How you doing?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: I've been better, you know, but I'm doing okay. No,
Speaker 1: she died not too long after that, So keep enjoying
Speaker 1: your cigarettes, people, John Goodman, Heidi mont the Great, Heidi Montak, Montague,
Speaker 1: whatever the fuck who spent a fortune to get herself
Speaker 1: a beautiful, fake body and correct her facial features to
Speaker 1: the point where she finally looked as beautiful as she
Speaker 1: wants to look. Her husband, Spencer Pratt, the bad boy
Speaker 1: back in the reality TV days, their Pacific Palisades home
Speaker 1: burned to the ground. I don't want to even think
Speaker 1: about how much money they made to buy that house.
Speaker 1: But you know what, Billy Crystal's home is gone too.
Speaker 1: Can you think of two radically different people who live
Speaker 1: in the same town, Spencer Pratt and Billy Crystal. I mean,
Speaker 1: one guy is a fucking nobody with no discernible talent
Speaker 1: who became a bad guy for reality TV shows. And
Speaker 1: then there's the great Billy Christ Long Island boy who
Speaker 1: made it big. And it's just one of the biggest
Speaker 1: and best, most talented stars we've ever had. His house gone.
Speaker 1: Some of the biggest stars in Hollywood. One hundred and
Speaker 1: eighty thousand LA residents now it's up to three hundred
Speaker 1: thousand forced to evacuate. I call it, and I'm telling
Speaker 1: you right now. No one has said this. It's my term,
Speaker 1: but I guarantee you whenever the people who worked the
Speaker 1: headline desk on newspapers or TV shows, when they get
Speaker 1: their wits about them, when they get as clever as me,
Speaker 1: maybe they'll come up with this headline. But I was
Speaker 1: raised and I worked in the tabloid news industry, and headlines, big, bold,
Speaker 1: black ink was the way we spoke, the way we read,
Speaker 1: the way we live. This headline should be apocalypse. How
Speaker 1: not at clips now, but apocalypse. How How this crisis
Speaker 1: started with the Pacific Palisades fire Tuesday morning. Now it's
Speaker 1: in so many different neighborhoods, some as far as twenty
Speaker 1: miles away, and last night, just short of midnight, two
Speaker 1: houses caught on fire at Ventura Boulevard in Widset. It's,
Speaker 1: like I said, a mile and change away from me,
Speaker 1: eight blocks away from me. But more than anything else,
Speaker 1: the fact that possibly an ember flew that far from
Speaker 1: either the Hollywood Hills fire and Runing Canyon right by
Speaker 1: the Hollywood Sign, or from Pasadena, or even Pacific Palisades
Speaker 1: fifteen miles away. I don't know, could have been started
Speaker 1: by some asshole. That's happening too, But I don't want
Speaker 1: anybody well, you can do what you want, but you're
Speaker 1: gonna get shipped for me. Look at I'm halfway a
Speaker 1: conspiracy theorist too. I know we can make rain. Why
Speaker 1: didn't we make rain yesterday and put the fires? I
Speaker 1: get all that bullshit. And I've seen explosions in the
Speaker 1: clouds over ghetto neighborhoods like Compton. When you go, what
Speaker 1: the fuck was that? What is all this explosions in
Speaker 1: the clouds. Possibly they're making rain. It could happen. But
Speaker 1: when you tell me, when I read posts that go, oh,
Speaker 1: this is arson, they're starting fires everywhere, look at I'm
Speaker 1: not disagreeing. Of course, there's some assholes starting fires in
Speaker 1: Studio City where I lived nearby. Might have been one
Speaker 1: of those things. The fire was put out in an
Speaker 1: hour and a half and everything's fine. I drove by
Speaker 1: it this morning to look at it. But guys, anybody
Speaker 1: who doubts this, you have no idea what it looks
Speaker 1: like when embers, thousands upon thousands of embers are flying
Speaker 1: past your head to at a rate that you can't
Speaker 1: possibly do anything about it. And you can't account for
Speaker 1: all those thousands of members, where they land, where they go,
Speaker 1: how far up in the sky they're kicked up and
Speaker 1: then sent someplace three, two, five, seven miles away, you
Speaker 1: don't know, and it lands on shitty bramble or tumbleweeds,
Speaker 1: which Gavin Newsom said that we're not going to clean
Speaker 1: that out, and Donald Trump said you have to. And
Speaker 1: then fires begin and they're almost impossible to pull out,
Speaker 1: to put out, to pull out. Oh my god, I'm
Speaker 1: thinking too sexually, they're impossible to put out hold on. Sorry,
Speaker 1: but either way, when there are two homes burning down,
Speaker 1: you know, so close to where I live, you know,
Speaker 1: you get concerned, and that's when we began to pack
Speaker 1: our bags. But for get him on me, guys. I mean,
Speaker 1: like I said, some of our favorite celebrities are in
Speaker 1: awful straits. Anthony Hopkins, Adam Brody, Leyton Meister. They are
Speaker 1: among the stars who lost their homes to the fires.
Speaker 1: I mean Beyonce's mother, Tina Knowles, her Malleible home burned down,
Speaker 1: so you can only imagine how much Marshall walk around
Speaker 1: with that ugly fucking sneer on her face, as if
Speaker 1: she made any kind of money to afford that Mallible home.
Speaker 1: Miles Teller and his beautiful wife Keeley Sperry lost their home.
Speaker 1: Don't sleep on Keeley Sperry. Kobe Smolders from How I
Speaker 1: Met Your Mother and SNL's Tarn kill Him lost their
Speaker 1: home as well. I love how these sketch comedians on
Speaker 1: SNL Marry Way way up, Tarren kill him and what's
Speaker 1: his name? From SNL Colin, Josan Scolo, Tarwe Hanson and
Speaker 1: the other they would never have gotten those women. Let
Speaker 1: me go back to a fire. Melissa Rivers, who had
Speaker 1: a good time, uh, making fun of the fashion that
Speaker 1: took place at Golden Globe, picking up the mantel that
Speaker 1: her mother is so beautifully and perfectly executed. She gave
Speaker 1: her thoughts, but her her big home in the Palisades
Speaker 1: gone at the same day, the same day that her
Speaker 1: mother's home off Park Avenue and New York City finally
Speaker 1: sold for I don't know, tens of millions of twenty
Speaker 1: eight million, I think, I don't know. I mean, that
Speaker 1: was in that house twice. That apartment, it's hard to
Speaker 1: call it an apartment when you have three or four
Speaker 1: floors and a magnificent home with marble. I mean either way, man,
Speaker 1: she did. Thank goodness, she was able to save some things.
Speaker 1: Melissa Rivers. She saved a picture of her father, Edgar Rosenberg,
Speaker 1: who committed suicide when he felt like he ruined his
Speaker 1: wife Joan Rivers career. She also took a drawing that
Speaker 1: her mother had done of Melissa's son and herself. She
Speaker 1: took those, She took those things. That's the kind of
Speaker 1: decisions people have to make when these kind of disasters
Speaker 1: rained down on us. Jeff Bridges, the big Lebowski watched
Speaker 1: his place burn down. So the dude is now homeless.
Speaker 1: Where will he drink his white Russians. I don't want
Speaker 1: to make a joke. I'm just trying to find some
Speaker 1: levity and all that. A lot of celebrities are young,
Speaker 1: and they come into certain neighborhoods after they've accumulated several
Speaker 1: million dollars in their careers. They get big movies, they
Speaker 1: get big jobs, or they want to get right into
Speaker 1: the fucking flow. I want a house in the Palace Days,
Speaker 1: Get me the fucking five room, six bathroom mansion in Brentwood.
Speaker 1: Want to be involved and be famous with the big people. Well,
Speaker 1: they're all burning up. They love to swoop into the
Speaker 1: palisades in Malibu and Calabasas. By the way, Calabasas burning
Speaker 1: near the Kardashian compounds, and that is one of the
Speaker 1: biggest emergency situations I've ever been around. The Kardashians may
Speaker 1: have to have had believe me, they already did. I
Speaker 1: don't know what Kanye is, but I'd rather be with
Speaker 1: him and his wife than Kim and the kids in
Speaker 1: that crazy ass family. It's almost like the fire had
Speaker 1: specific instructions to head into certain neighborhoods in specific streets.
Speaker 1: You I mean, but that's why these newer stars they
Speaker 1: can't wait to swoop in and get a you know,
Speaker 1: a ten million dollar mortgage. These people are thirty years old.
Speaker 1: I'll take it, Toniandalbo. I just want to be with
Speaker 1: the people who are famous, and these people come and go,
Speaker 1: But my heart goes out to the people like James
Speaker 1: Woods and Billy Cristal and his wife who've lived in
Speaker 1: their home for forty six years. Gang, how the hell
Speaker 1: do you even begin to figure out what to pack
Speaker 1: and take with you after forty six years? Billy Crystal said,
Speaker 1: Janis and I lived in our homes since nineteen seventy nine.
Speaker 1: We raised our kids and our grandkids here. Every inch
Speaker 1: of our house was filled with love, beautiful memories that
Speaker 1: can't be taken away. Were heartbroken, of course, but with
Speaker 1: the love of our children and friends. Won't get through this,
Speaker 1: God man, the thought of my childhood home burning up.
Speaker 1: Anthony Hopkins, like I said, Anna Faris, Eugene Levy, Cameron Matheson,
Speaker 1: Ricky Lake, Mandy Moore, Sandra Lee, sh Houses gone the
Speaker 1: Liberal prick. Mark Hamill lost his home too, that I'm
Speaker 1: not that sad about. Meanwhile, Harrison Ford, Jamie Lee Curtis,
Speaker 1: who did a really funny thing with Jimmy Fallon the
Speaker 1: other night. She recreated a dance in Like I Staying
Speaker 1: Alive that movie and she was doing a big like
Speaker 1: exercise Jeter side video, Jamie Lee's body is still banging
Speaker 1: and Jimmy Fallon they did a really funny skit. But
Speaker 1: her house gone. Whitney Cummings and so many more have
Speaker 1: had to evacuate and waiting for information or when they
Speaker 1: can get back to their homes. I did like the fact,
Speaker 1: well Whitney Comings, the comedian was on Instagram and just
Speaker 1: really showing all of us what she's taking with her drawings,
Speaker 1: that paintings that are her listeners, or her fans, center
Speaker 1: necklaces that mean a lot to her. You know, a
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan Jersey, that she got Washington redskins because she's
Speaker 1: a Washington fan. Just so many things. I'm just happy
Speaker 1: that she didn't say she's gonna take her fucking boyfriend,
Speaker 1: the Cobra, the old skateboard dude with her. I hope
Speaker 1: that's over. I don't want to see Whitney Cummings with
Speaker 1: this asshole who partes here on the side. The guy's
Speaker 1: gotta comb over. He's probably forty one years old. He's said,
Speaker 1: you know what, I gotta stuff. Whenever I see a beautiful,
Speaker 1: funny girl with an asshole, I can't take it. It's
Speaker 1: not as bad as the fire, mind you, but I
Speaker 1: get just as worked up. Meanwhile, in case anybody didn't
Speaker 1: know what to do, just understand, I want you all
Speaker 1: to thank God that Megan Markle puts some specific instructions
Speaker 1: out there for people to say safegd, damn it and look, listen,
Speaker 1: I make fun of the girl, but I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: She put out some very pertinent information, and the way
Speaker 1: she wrote it it sounded as well. It sounded its
Speaker 1: tone deaf and phony as anything this assholes ever done,
Speaker 1: including her post a few days ago letting the world
Speaker 1: know she's now gonna have a cooking type show on
Speaker 1: Netflix coming out. What a great time for this shit.
Speaker 1: What a shit had she? I mean, I listen, we're
Speaker 1: all married. Sometimes the husband's and assholes. Sometimes the wife's
Speaker 1: an asshole. But if you got a good marriage, you
Speaker 1: can rain each other in. Harry doesn't know how to
Speaker 1: rain her in, or maybe he tries that he can't
Speaker 1: do it. He's got to leave soon, and I think
Speaker 1: he will in the coming the coming fourteen months write
Speaker 1: it down, fourteen months, that means next spring. Just get ready.
Speaker 1: But this shit had to have a show where she's
Speaker 1: cooking on pots and pans that cost hundreds of dollars.
Speaker 1: I picked up a pen the other day from Smart
Speaker 1: and Final for fourteen ninety nine, and I whip up
Speaker 1: the best fucking posse you could ever imagine. But no,
Speaker 1: I gotta have pots and pans like Megan Markle that
Speaker 1: cost hundreds of I had all that fancy shit when
Speaker 1: I when I presented an Emmy, I got all the
Speaker 1: fancy cook where I got. I have all of it.
Speaker 1: I mean, a woman who was once a princess is
Speaker 1: married to a prince and the mother of his kids.
Speaker 1: And get this, she didn't film her dumb new Netflix
Speaker 1: lifestyle show in their own home, not even in their
Speaker 1: own kitchen, you know. Instead of doing this show in
Speaker 1: their fifteen million dollar Montecito mansion, No, Megan filmed it
Speaker 1: at another man should, a farmhouse actually two miles away
Speaker 1: owned by some people she knows, Tom and Sherry Chippola,
Speaker 1: and that place has five acres, it's an avocado and
Speaker 1: lemon grove. It's got four bedroom, five bedroom. Whatever the fuck?
Speaker 1: Why even do that? You're starting her phony. You're cooking
Speaker 1: in quote unquote you're a kitchen. No you're not. What
Speaker 1: doesn't she understand how tone death is? This asshole? And
Speaker 1: not only her, others like her. The show centerpieces the
Speaker 1: kitchen where she you know, she's sitting there talking and
Speaker 1: cooking with assholes like Mindy Gaily, who I can't stand.
Speaker 1: With the Purple Gums and the two kids. We have
Speaker 1: no idea who the father is, but we know it's
Speaker 1: the guy from you know, the office. Whatever the fuck?
Speaker 1: I This new thing about not telling people who the
Speaker 1: dad is ridiculous. Men are not important. We just dump
Speaker 1: seed into a woman's vagina and they get to raise
Speaker 1: the kid and never tell anybody who the dad is.
Speaker 1: What have we done? Not me? I'm not this way.
Speaker 1: If Whitney Cummings baby was mine, I'd be on fucking
Speaker 1: Instagram and social media telling everybody I'm the father. What
Speaker 1: have we done in trying to be wonderful feminist? In
Speaker 1: making women feel above the fray and just as good
Speaker 1: as us. It's not better. What have we done that
Speaker 1: women cannot mention who the daddy of their baby is?
Speaker 1: Do you think that's progress? That's bullshit? As if men
Speaker 1: aren't important. You'll see these women say shit like I
Speaker 1: don't even know what I'm a man for. What am
Speaker 1: I a man for? Okay, good, while you're evacuating, do
Speaker 1: it yourself. You don't get me started. But how tone
Speaker 1: deaf is this asshole? Megan and others others like her.
Speaker 1: She's cooking in a kitchen on a twenty thousand dollars
Speaker 1: Thermador range. She's got seven hundred and fifty dollars copper
Speaker 1: pans and ninety dollars cutting boards. I'm gonna give this
Speaker 1: idiot one piece of advice that will go unlistened, of course,
Speaker 1: But anyhow, look at asshole. If if she just put
Speaker 1: her foot down and insisted that the Netflix show were
Speaker 1: filmed on her own mansion, at least it would have
Speaker 1: come off more authentic. Right, Maybe we'd see pictures of
Speaker 1: the kids, Lillabette and Archie, the invisible brick assholes that
Speaker 1: I'm sorry they're kids. I shouldn't say that they've been
Speaker 1: born into assholeary but it's not their fault. But you know,
Speaker 1: show pictures of the kids. Your husband may be on
Speaker 1: ski slops maybe whatever. But no, she will never change,
Speaker 1: and by twenty twenty six there will be huge changes
Speaker 1: in her in Harry's life. But when you see all
Speaker 1: this shit going on, when you have a job like
Speaker 1: mine where you want to talk to your listeners about
Speaker 1: Hollywood and fame, suddenly the Blake Lively justin Baldoni lawsuit
Speaker 1: doesn't mean shit, does it. You know what I was thinking,
Speaker 1: I wondered if p Dinny's house is in danger? Oh
Speaker 1: my god, right, if.
Speaker 2: It is, I hope they got all the evidence they
Speaker 2: need out of that house before the shit burns down,
Speaker 2: because everything surrounding pe Ditty is mysterious and you know,
Speaker 2: a conspiracy.
Speaker 1: You know, when his the mother of his kids died
Speaker 1: kim Porta of pneumonia, where there was no medicine on
Speaker 1: the night table, no medicine in the kitchen, and also
Speaker 1: no cell phone, her eyepid next to her on the
Speaker 1: bed or on the night table. Who the fuck sleeps?
Speaker 1: Put out your phone on the night table, plugged iny,
Speaker 1: He's still me a favor my friend tough Tony, right,
Speaker 1: the ex cop, tough Tony Botch. She heard the show
Speaker 1: the other day about the girl that got kidnapped, you know,
Speaker 1: and went to that marina and that next to that
Speaker 1: fish store that I grew up near, an ice clip,
Speaker 1: white capfish. I made out my whole thing, Tony wrote
Speaker 1: me today, you would have made a great detective. Her
Speaker 1: father's a parasite. He's a parasite, prostitution pimp for his daughter.
Speaker 1: He probably panicked when she didn't return from her appointment.
Speaker 1: His story stinks like the fish from the arena where
Speaker 1: you found her, where they found it. He should have
Speaker 1: been arrested immediately, or for failing to report a fourteen
Speaker 1: year old missing with a reasonable time. He should be
Speaker 1: charged with endangering the welfare of a child. This would
Speaker 1: open up dialogue for an investigation of him. Don't judge
Speaker 1: a book by its cover. Bullshit, tattoos on his face,
Speaker 1: daughter has tattoos and dresses provocatively for her age. He's
Speaker 1: a parasite, not a far Hopefully Suffolk County does their job.
Speaker 1: That's it. Me and Tony grew up on the same streets.
Speaker 1: We get it. He just became a cop. I didn't,
Speaker 1: but we still think the same way. That's the spidy sense,
Speaker 1: that's the intuition. Either way, I hope they took all
Speaker 1: the evidence out of P Diddy's Manchi because I think,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't want anything to make it easier
Speaker 1: for this hip hop pedophile to beat the rap like
Speaker 1: I fear. Anyhow, as bad and stupid as celebrity residents
Speaker 1: of this state have been for many years, could let
Speaker 1: me ask you could this disaster, which by the way,
Speaker 1: is still zero percent contained, and I'm sitting in the
Speaker 1: apartment watching TV ready to bolt. Rocco's playing basketball at
Speaker 1: a park a couple of miles away. Roxy's working. I mean,
Speaker 1: at some point, if disaster strike strikes even harder, we
Speaker 1: gotta get the fuck out of here. But it's difficult
Speaker 1: when you wake up and you're in a beautiful California
Speaker 1: sunny day. The sky's blue, yes, the air's bed. Yes,
Speaker 1: there's fire embers and stuff on the street on our
Speaker 1: cars are old, dusty from fire. Today was no wind,
Speaker 1: so we got a break. Well, maybe they did out
Speaker 1: there too. Tomorrow more wind's supposed to happen tomorrow, meeting
Speaker 1: today Friday. Either way, Could this disaster be what it
Speaker 1: takes to finally have these assholes condemned the leadership here
Speaker 1: in California, Because already there are some big Hollywood names
Speaker 1: who started to turn on LA's Democratic leadership, including the
Speaker 1: asshole mayor Karen Bess. And you can't spell ass without
Speaker 1: Bess or bass without ass. Excuse me. Her boxed response
Speaker 1: to the wildfires, Oh my god. Sarah Michelle Galar, who
Speaker 1: we don't hear too much of, she was very vocal today,
Speaker 1: gave a lot of shit to the Democrat leadership. Posted
Speaker 1: something on Instagram because she was pissed that they failed
Speaker 1: to direct the tens of thousands of So Cal residents
Speaker 1: trying to leave this state as the fires burned, and
Speaker 1: she wrote, City of La, you want everyone to evacuate,
Speaker 1: yet you have complete gridlock and not one traffic cup
Speaker 1: on traffic cop on the roads helping. I know I
Speaker 1: feel the same way. I said to Lola, Well, listen,
Speaker 1: if worst comes to worse, we gotta get in the
Speaker 1: car and head south. What do you mean we gotta
Speaker 1: go south? We gotta go like to the southern tip
Speaker 1: of California, Like go where the water is, not where
Speaker 1: the good are the forest and trees. Just go down
Speaker 1: Huntington and Redondo Lagoon. It get down there. She's like, no,
Speaker 1: I don't think so well, we can't go north, and
Speaker 1: that the roads to go to Nevada are going to
Speaker 1: be clogged as fuck. There's no cops out there. You
Speaker 1: want to just park the car in the street and
Speaker 1: try to run to Nevada. Four hundred thousand people are
Speaker 1: leaving or have left California. What the fuck do we do?
Speaker 1: Where do we go? Yeah? There are apps to tell
Speaker 1: you what to do, but they're always conflicting. You really, guys,
Speaker 1: you really get to a point where you don't know
Speaker 1: what the fuck to do. And none of us fathers
Speaker 1: have had, you know, any kind of lessons in this capacity.
Speaker 1: Here's what you do when your family is facing a disaster. Quick,
Speaker 1: let me google it. It's a you know James Woods,
Speaker 1: I mentioned he lost his home, but he you know,
Speaker 1: he's been a very red bloody conservative feet years on Twitter,
Speaker 1: been you know, canceled. I mean, have you seen him
Speaker 1: work in the last fifteen years? No, you have. He's
Speaker 1: walked away from hollyod because he knows he can't work
Speaker 1: with his political ideas and his right wing perfect agenda.
Speaker 1: But he said, you know, listen, these wildfires weren't caused
Speaker 1: by climate change. They were caused by liberal idiots like
Speaker 1: gavenuws From our governor and Karen Bass, our mayor. And
Speaker 1: he said about the two of them, one doesn't understand
Speaker 1: the first thing about fire management, and the other can't
Speaker 1: fill the water reservoirs. Egg exactly. And he said, you know,
Speaker 1: this last picture I took was last night of our
Speaker 1: beautiful little home in the Palisades. Now all the fire
Speaker 1: alarms are going off at once. Remotely, it tests your soul.
Speaker 1: Losing everything at once, I must say, God does it? Ever,
Speaker 1: how do you get a how do you get good sleep?
Speaker 1: When you've packed your bags, Your kids are all accounted for,
Speaker 1: they've got bags to fill with necessities. As I said,
Speaker 1: I'm in no way trying to act like I understand
Speaker 1: what it feels like to see people's pets burn, like
Speaker 1: I said, but it's still fucking wild. It makes me
Speaker 1: think of what our own patron, Kimmy Ben went through
Speaker 1: back in twenty eighteen the campfire. Remember the campfire burned
Speaker 1: through a town ironically called Paradise, California. And from what
Speaker 1: I've heard from people who lived there, including Kimmy, it was,
Speaker 1: and that wildfire was the deadliest in California's history, killed
Speaker 1: eighty five people, destroyed eighteen nineteen thousand structures. But these
Speaker 1: new fires may prove to be even more deadly. But
Speaker 1: I remember Kimmy's say, I can't even breathe with all
Speaker 1: the smoke and the bullshit out here. Man, the allergies
Speaker 1: plus the smoke, it's bad. But I remember Kimmy had
Speaker 1: this urgency about her back then. Her desire to live
Speaker 1: was just a little stronger than what nature put in
Speaker 1: front of her. And I remember being amazed. I barely
Speaker 1: knew her we were one year into this podcast, maybe
Speaker 1: not even I was amazed by what she went through,
Speaker 1: the kind of horror, let alone that she lived through it,
Speaker 1: and step by painstaking step, she got her life back
Speaker 1: after she lost everything. And if you've been with us
Speaker 1: on the page, she's had some days so she didn't
Speaker 1: know if she can go on. That's what this kind
Speaker 1: of shit does to people. But do you ever really
Speaker 1: get your life back after shit like this? I'd have
Speaker 1: to ask Kimmy. This is the stuff of movies. This
Speaker 1: is the kind of armageddon and only Hollywood could produce.
Speaker 1: And now it's like God is rubbing everyone's face out
Speaker 1: here in the shit. And you think you're walking around
Speaker 1: the house, you know my Christmas tree is still up.
Speaker 1: I gotta take that down, and you suddenly go, fuck
Speaker 1: the Christiane. What do I take? I took some clothes
Speaker 1: to wear, my laptop, and the equipment to produce this show.
Speaker 1: I also took some other personal effects. I've packed a
Speaker 1: beautiful brace that my father had made for my mother
Speaker 1: back in Europe before he came home from World War Two.
Speaker 1: It's a beautiful bracelet made from the materials that bombs
Speaker 1: and ammunition was made with. And it's this beautiful brace
Speaker 1: to where I may have said it before. It's made
Speaker 1: out of bomb material and bullet material, and the right side,
Speaker 1: on the left side of the bracelet, it says every
Speaker 1: country he was in during World War Two England, Scotland, Belgium, Italy, France,
Speaker 1: and in the middle there's a bomb, a beautiful like
Speaker 1: a bomb with the wings on it, and it says
Speaker 1: to mommy from Poppy, which they called each other back then, apparently,
Speaker 1: And that's a beautiful break. And I took my grandmother's
Speaker 1: engagement ring that my father gave to my mother. Two
Speaker 1: pieces of jewelry that means nothing, that costs bullshit. But
Speaker 1: I can't walk away without those things. I got pictures
Speaker 1: of my family, some of it my now family, my
Speaker 1: first family, you know what I mean. I haven't had
Speaker 1: to actually think about. There's a thing on my wall
Speaker 1: that's from the Feast of Santa Jos Alia and it's
Speaker 1: about the Saint Rosalie. That's my sister, grandmother and daughters.
Speaker 1: Then I took that off the wall. My father's bayonets
Speaker 1: from World War Two went off the wall into my
Speaker 1: fucking bed. I mean, what do you take? In fact,
Speaker 1: there was a point where I'm standing in the kitchen
Speaker 1: and I'm looking what do I do? And I said,
Speaker 1: I can't leave Grandma's School of Bosta. For all you
Speaker 1: non Italians, in the School of bostas simply a big
Speaker 1: strainer that you pull your pasta through to get rid
Speaker 1: of the water, to be called school of Boston Italian.
Speaker 1: I can't leave without Grandma School of Bosta and the
Speaker 1: big pasta pot, the five gallon pot. I gotta take
Speaker 1: those things. Of course they're in the trunk. But there's
Speaker 1: so much other shit that's stolen, stole on the walls,
Speaker 1: so much tucked away in drawers, and don't forget, I
Speaker 1: just unpacked a ten by fifteen storage unit last month,
Speaker 1: so I'm finally with all my shit again. And then
Speaker 1: last night I got to decide what ninety nine percent
Speaker 1: I'm gonna leave behind. I can't breathe anyhow, Gang, I'm
Speaker 1: still here. I feel you know, last night, those two
Speaker 1: homes that perished eight blocks away, I feel like that
Speaker 1: was a one off. And I began the day with
Speaker 1: Agavino and him and I decided I went to tape
Speaker 1: everything as a bitch, and I said, Mike, maybe tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I said maybe. Sadly, I said, yeah, if we're still here.
Speaker 1: But I think we will still be here, but I
Speaker 1: can't say for sure. But before I go, I'd like
Speaker 1: to say something about the two headed asshole that runs
Speaker 1: this state, Governor Gavenussom and the DEI Mayor Karen Bess.
Speaker 1: The clueless I'm sorry, get the kids out of the room,
Speaker 1: but I gotta use this word, the clueless count who
Speaker 1: travel to fucking Africa to see some leaders sworn in.
Speaker 1: I've never heard of a local politician traveling to a
Speaker 1: foreign country for a swearing in ceremony must be a
Speaker 1: black thing. White leaders don't feel the need to do that.
Speaker 1: Stupid shit. If you were unlucky enough to see the
Speaker 1: video of Karen Bess, who, although she has five children,
Speaker 1: I will swear in my deathbed. She is a bold
Speaker 1: dyke for life. No man is fucking her anyhow. She
Speaker 1: walks off the plane from her beautiful trip to Sonny
Speaker 1: downtown Ghana, and a British reporter greets her and asks
Speaker 1: her a simple question about how she feels about being
Speaker 1: back in California and what she plans to do with
Speaker 1: the fires. She stood there and said nothing. The mayor
Speaker 1: of California didn't even look at the reporter. She just
Speaker 1: said nothing. Is this what we expect from the leaders
Speaker 1: we vote in? It's either that or Gavin Newsom, who's
Speaker 1: who was chased down in the Berney streets of Pasadena
Speaker 1: by a mother, a wife, and a mother. God bless her.
Speaker 1: She ran after him. She saw him run to truck
Speaker 1: and she caught up to him before he can hop in.
Speaker 1: She said, what are you planning to do? Please? Please?
Speaker 1: Governor new Some What are you planning to do all
Speaker 1: these homes that elementary school. It's gone. All the kids
Speaker 1: have no more school, they lost their homes. What are
Speaker 1: you going to do? And this fucking worm said, I'm
Speaker 1: trying to get cell reception to speak to the president.
Speaker 1: And the woman said, call Biden right now, call them
Speaker 1: in front of me. And he's like, I'm trying to
Speaker 1: get reception. She goes, call I want to hear put
Speaker 1: the president on speaker. Of course, Newsom wouldn't dial the number.
Speaker 1: He wouldn't dare do that. He said, I got no service.
Speaker 1: The woman's like, I do, and I'm right next to you.
Speaker 1: Use my phone. But he would never because he's a
Speaker 1: bullshit artist. But she actually dogged Gavin Newso more than
Speaker 1: any the porter has done for the last ten fucking years.
Speaker 1: And we see another two hundred of them do nothing
Speaker 1: on TV. Never forced leaders to say exactly what the
Speaker 1: fuck they planned to do. In the end, Newman and Newman.
Speaker 1: Newsom swore he'd help and then he split. But it
Speaker 1: makes me think of the other assholes on the road
Speaker 1: who are out there thinking they're brave in front of
Speaker 1: the fires. Did you see ABC News David Muir, the
Speaker 1: guy who thinks he belongs in fashion magazines, because he has.
Speaker 1: He's half asked, handsome, looks like a lesser version of
Speaker 1: Frankenstein with a better haircut. He was the guy during
Speaker 1: the presidential debate that kept fucking with Trump and actually
Speaker 1: fact check Trump and he was wrong. Well, David Muir
Speaker 1: was out there in paalis As talking about the fires,
Speaker 1: and he said at one point, you know, he had
Speaker 1: a yellow slicker on him that doesn't belong to him,
Speaker 1: it's from the network. And he's out there with the
Speaker 1: yellow slicker, perfect air and telling people if you look
Speaker 1: behind me, and as he turned the back of his
Speaker 1: yellow slicker, you could see had a fucking clothes pin attached,
Speaker 1: which made the clothes bin cinched the material on the slicker.
Speaker 1: So David Muir might have looked more spelt. I guess
Speaker 1: in the waste area, one day we're dealing with smelt.
Speaker 1: The next day we're dealing with some stupid liberal reporter
Speaker 1: wanted to be selt. What are we doing here? Is
Speaker 1: he gonna help Gavin Newsom or is he still gonna
Speaker 1: want to save these fucking fish, Which is the reason
Speaker 1: why he turned down Trump's presidential offer to California to
Speaker 1: receive billions of gallons of water that originates in Canada
Speaker 1: and would filter down into California for all the farmers
Speaker 1: and fier relief. Butnussam said, the fish, the smelt, the
Speaker 1: bait fish, they're more important because they're almost extincting. You know,
Speaker 1: we can't do that. Meanwhile, Karen Bass, the other asshole
Speaker 1: who on the next Politics as a bitch, I'll tell
Speaker 1: you how she began her political career wanting to get
Speaker 1: lovey dovey with Fidel Castro. Yeah, she was part of
Speaker 1: a group of young politicians who turned who were turned
Speaker 1: on by Marxism and wanted to know all she could about,
Speaker 1: you know, pushing that agenda. And by the way, yesterday
Speaker 1: this is how Bass the ass spoke to her public
Speaker 1: with how to get information about these devastating fires, which
Speaker 1: you're basically armageddon or apocalypse. How shithead dyke face who
Speaker 1: sliced seventeen million dollars off LAPD's firefighting budget and instead
Speaker 1: wanted to channel that money to homeless services and even
Speaker 1: lessons on diversity, equity and an inclusion and even some
Speaker 1: gender studies within the fire department because we all want
Speaker 1: three females to save us when our house is burning.
Speaker 1: I'm done. I love women. I want women to earn
Speaker 1: as much as men. I'm glad they do. You can
Speaker 1: earn more. I love women. They are the backbone of
Speaker 1: every family. Even the women I hate or hurt me,
Speaker 1: or piss me off, or our relationships failed, they're great
Speaker 1: on the fuck up. Women are better than men in
Speaker 1: so many areas, and yet there are some areas they
Speaker 1: shouldn't fucking be involved in, and firefighting and police work
Speaker 1: are two of them. Sickness bullshit. There's not one of
Speaker 1: you out there who'd like to see a five foot
Speaker 1: four and steam save your kid out of the second
Speaker 1: story wind of a burning house. You're all full of
Speaker 1: shit if you think that, And now what ember's flying
Speaker 1: around me, I'm qualified to tell you you're all full
Speaker 1: of shit. You want a big fucking guy at your doorsteps.
Speaker 1: Christ Karen Bess stood there and told the public taking
Speaker 1: it all the information they need if they go online
Speaker 1: to you, r L. Did you hear this? She didn't
Speaker 1: know the hand website? You are out where? What you
Speaker 1: missed the address? Bess? Bass hole? Did she catch with?
Speaker 1: Biden and Mitch McConnell are suffering from? And on top
Speaker 1: of that, I watched her staff behind her, A bunch
Speaker 1: of black people and lesbians and gay men. How can
Speaker 1: you tell, agent, I can tell. I know fans and lesbians.
Speaker 1: I grew up around the constantly. They're all behind her.
Speaker 1: Not one of them had the balls in this apocalyptic
Speaker 1: scenario to go miss Mayer. We need to make sure
Speaker 1: the public at the exact email just back up that.
Speaker 1: Let's do your fucking job. Do your job. But I
Speaker 1: was already turned off by her A when I saw
Speaker 1: her face, but B when she began a sentence with etc. XC.
Speaker 1: You might as well say, sandwich of February, you incompetent,
Speaker 1: stupid asshole. Somebody kill me if this fire does it.
Speaker 1: I'm aj Benza and that was your Daily Unfiltered Podcast
Speaker 1: for January tenth, twenty five. Maybe the last two days
Speaker 1: of my life. We'll see, but I'm going down fighting
Speaker 1: and spitting fire at these motherfuckers who can't do their
Speaker 1: goddamn jobs. Fuck out of here, man,