Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show, Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show
Speaker 1: on a fantastic Tuesday. Speaking of fantastic, I have some
Speaker 1: deportation numbers. I'll play for you here in just a moment.
Speaker 1: Then we're gonna talk about conquering the Western Hemisphere. We'll
Speaker 1: do some emails, all that and so much more, and
Speaker 1: Tianna Lowe Desher is coming up a half hour from now.
Speaker 1: Have you been confused about the tariffs. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: be I'm not a laid out for you. I try
Speaker 1: because I want to do a show that makes your
Speaker 1: day better. I try to have a decent understanding of
Speaker 1: the news and what's going on. I am so confused
Speaker 1: with what tariffs, What do we have, what don't we have,
Speaker 1: what is coming? What is not coming? And part of
Speaker 1: the confusion is here's how it works. Donald Trump uses
Speaker 1: the threat of tariffs as a negotiating tactic, and it's
Speaker 1: works very well. I'm not insulting at all. I'm actually
Speaker 1: complimenting him. It's works very well. But Donald Trump, He'll
Speaker 1: put something on social media of those dirty Canadians are
Speaker 1: about to get a two hundred percent tariff, and the
Speaker 1: headlines then run rampant of two hundred percent tariff on Canadians,
Speaker 1: and then the next day you found out we just
Speaker 1: struck a deal, so there's no tariffs on Canadians. And
Speaker 1: you're like, do we have a tear anyway? Tiano though,
Speaker 1: I'm going to ask her about that a half hour
Speaker 1: from now. What do we have? What is coming? How
Speaker 1: is it working? And she's look, she's fairly down the line,
Speaker 1: she's fairly by the book. She's not one of these
Speaker 1: annoying anti trumpers. She's not one of these annoying Trump worshippers.
Speaker 1: She's just going to give it to us between the eyes,
Speaker 1: just like Will Chamberlain just did a little bit ago,
Speaker 1: and we should enjoy that. Now. I want to talk
Speaker 1: about something really good, but bad and good. The bad
Speaker 1: is that Democrats are now completely demonic and e and
Speaker 1: they bring it as many dirty foreigners into this country,
Speaker 1: criminals as possible, so they can win elections, and they
Speaker 1: don't care how many times they rape or murder people.
Speaker 1: Democrats do this stuff all we're learning.
Speaker 2: Two men here illegally face human trafficking charges in Ford Valley,
Speaker 2: Virgilio Vasquez and Napoleon Gomez, age thirty eight, from Guatemala
Speaker 2: are in jail tonight. They're charged with human trafficking, rape,
Speaker 2: and child molestation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Democrats bring those people into your country on purpose.
Speaker 1: That's the bad news. But here's the good news. We
Speaker 1: are not only deporting pupil. The pace of deportation will
Speaker 1: and should increase from here. As you again, you just
Speaker 1: heard Will talk about this a half hour ago. We
Speaker 1: have to first build the deportation machine that is still
Speaker 1: being built. But these numbers are good.
Speaker 3: Deportation number sitting record high since President Trump's returned to office,
Speaker 3: his administration booting more than five hundred and fifteen thousand
Speaker 3: illegal migrants. So far, one point six million illegals have
Speaker 3: left the country on their own, with immigration agents arresting
Speaker 3: four hundred and eighty five thousands, thousand excuse me, DHS
Speaker 3: saying that Trump is set to shatter the US deportation
Speaker 3: record by the end of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: That's good. I know you want more. I want more.
Speaker 1: We've got about forty million ago at least I got that.
Speaker 1: But shattering a record, it's hard to ask for more
Speaker 1: than that. When it comes to deportations, it's hard to
Speaker 1: ask for more than that. I know what Democrats did.
Speaker 1: You know why they did it. I know why they
Speaker 1: did it. This is the same reason all the globalists
Speaker 1: communists are doing this to their countries Ireland, England, Germany, France, Greece.
Speaker 1: It's a tree after country after country in the West
Speaker 1: falling because globalist communist leaders have chosen to import barbarians
Speaker 1: who will vote for them without end our Democrats are
Speaker 1: these exact same savages, and they did the same thing.
Speaker 1: You know why they did it. I know why they
Speaker 1: did it. We talked about it many times before. Let's
Speaker 1: assume that we have four years to get them all out.
Speaker 1: It's not possible, but as many as you can, and
Speaker 1: we're doing something. We're doing something. Jesse. He's actually, he says,
Speaker 1: deer broke back Mountain. Bronco or leathers or whatever you
Speaker 1: go by. Bronco's fine, or oracle or sombrero, Jesse, but whatever,
Speaker 1: whatever is fine. The Shadow, Chris, Chris, I don't like
Speaker 1: to be referred to as the shadow. That's my covert name,
Speaker 1: so please don't, please don't refer to me. The media
Speaker 1: is ignoring the fact of how many Americans are pro ice.
Speaker 1: I attended an apartment of Homeland job fair last month
Speaker 1: they had all the departments there, but which one had
Speaker 1: a line of patriots of all ages and skin colors
Speaker 1: applying for it. Ice. Fortunately I was one as well.
Speaker 1: Good for you, brother. Ice had an article out there
Speaker 1: saying around one hundred and seventy five thousand Americans applied.
Speaker 1: The media doesn't want to admit it. Well, the media
Speaker 1: sees itself as we've discussed, whatever rule, whatever power the
Speaker 1: communist has, he will use it for the revolution. The
Speaker 1: media is insanely powerful, and that they see themselves as
Speaker 1: the sword and shield of the revolution. They are not biased,
Speaker 1: they're not hypocritical. They are your mortal enemy. They hate you,
Speaker 1: they hate your country, They hate everything that is good
Speaker 1: and right, and they love everything that is evil and wrong.
Speaker 1: This is this. You have to understand this about them.
Speaker 1: If you think they're biased, the liberal media, if you
Speaker 1: think in those terms, you will always find yourself shocked.
Speaker 1: From time to time. I can't believe they would fill
Speaker 1: in the blank. You know how many times I see
Speaker 1: a media headline or a media story and I say
Speaker 1: to myself, man, I can't believe it. None. It never happens.
Speaker 1: Because I understand they're demonic communist savages who are trying
Speaker 1: to burn my country to the ground. And every time
Speaker 1: they put together a show, every time they put together
Speaker 1: a newspaper, whatever it is, they are doing so with
Speaker 1: the worst intentions for you and your country. And so
Speaker 1: they will cover wall to wall the No Kings protests.
Speaker 1: They'll talk about how wonderful it was when they know
Speaker 1: that's not true, how organic it was. When they know
Speaker 1: that's not true, They'll bring in token Republicans and Democrats
Speaker 1: to talk about how inspiring and wonderful it was. You
Speaker 1: know what, They'll ignore the violent crime running rampant through
Speaker 1: America's cities. In fact, we've talked about this before. America's
Speaker 1: cities being murder, rape, robbery capitals in the United States
Speaker 1: of America should be a nightly news story. In fact,
Speaker 1: Democrats who run these cities should be routinely shamed and
Speaker 1: chased out of public settings because the public is so
Speaker 1: aware and angry about the crime they encourage in America's cities. Instead,
Speaker 1: the media never talks about it. And god forbid, it's
Speaker 1: a black person committing the crime, you know, they'll never
Speaker 1: talk about it, or they'll do the age old thing.
Speaker 1: The media loves to do. They'll refer to the perpetrator
Speaker 1: as a teen. It's always a teen. Whenever you see
Speaker 1: teens in the headlines, it's a black person or a Muslim, guaranteed,
Speaker 1: one hundred percent of the time. If it's a white dude,
Speaker 1: they'll slap his picture on there, they'll call him a Caucasian,
Speaker 1: they'll call him everything in the world. But if it's
Speaker 1: a Muslim or black dude, it's going to be teen. Why. Well, again,
Speaker 1: they view themselves as the sword and shield of the revolution,
Speaker 1: and the American people are waking up to it. Ratings
Speaker 1: are down and it's freaking wonderful. Jesse, since it's October,
Speaker 1: can you please tell us some history around Vlad the Impaler, Chris,
Speaker 1: we did Lad the Impaler history before, all right, So
Speaker 1: I've done this before. I've done Lad the Impaler. I'll
Speaker 1: just do this briefly. I'm gonna take two minutes into this.
Speaker 1: Glad the Impaler he was he was essentially a hostage
Speaker 1: kind of of the Ottoman Empire when he was a child.
Speaker 1: I say a hostage because he was treated well, he
Speaker 1: was fed well, and they even taught him how to
Speaker 1: torture people. But it was one of those things where
Speaker 1: if if the kingdom he came from, it was known
Speaker 1: as walatch. If the kingdom he came from screwed up,
Speaker 1: they would cut his head off. So he's there. He's
Speaker 1: a guest, but you're a guest in serious mortal danger.
Speaker 1: You got that, I got it now. Glad the Impaler
Speaker 1: ended up back in Wallachia and came to power, and
Speaker 1: the Ottoman Empire was much much bigger and more powerful
Speaker 1: than his kingdom. Was that he had no chance of
Speaker 1: actually stopping the Ottoman Empire, but he tried, and he
Speaker 1: used all kinds of guerrilla tactics. He spoke their language
Speaker 1: fluently because he had been raised there, and he would
Speaker 1: do things like where their uniforms and go under cover
Speaker 1: a really really fascinating guy, fascinating story. And he used
Speaker 1: terror tactics. He loved impaling people on stakes, and he
Speaker 1: would essentially created a forest of impaled Ottoman bodies to
Speaker 1: freak out the Ottomans of Oh my gosh. That's of
Speaker 1: course how he got the name Vlad the Impaler. Fascinating dude.
Speaker 1: If the portrait that's out there is accurate, maybe the
Speaker 1: ugliest human being to ever walk to face the planet.
Speaker 1: I hope that wasn't what he actually looked like. Chris.
Speaker 1: You never know. Maybe the artist just chose to do
Speaker 1: him wrong. But Vlad the Impaler, there's your little mini
Speaker 1: history of Lad the Impaler. Let's talk about conquering the
Speaker 1: Western Hemisphere, because apparently Colombia is about to get it.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show Eye Tuesday. You can
Speaker 1: email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. Trump cuts
Speaker 1: all US foreign aid to Colombia after President Petro attacks
Speaker 1: anti drug strikes. So hear me out. I understand that
Speaker 1: people think the era of conquest is over, and people
Speaker 1: want the era of conquest to be over. I don't
Speaker 1: know that that's I don't know that that's doable. Human
Speaker 1: nature doesn't change, as you know. I think we're probably
Speaker 1: in a little bit of a pause period period on
Speaker 1: the area of conquest. But hear me out. Hear me out,
Speaker 1: what if the United States of America, what if we
Speaker 1: just took all of the central part of the Western hemisphere.
Speaker 1: El Salvador can help it. Hold on, Listen, Chris, let
Speaker 1: me finish. Listen. El Salvador is going to be a
Speaker 1: valuable staging area. We push down through Mexico. We liberate
Speaker 1: the liberate. We always shut up Chris. This time it's no,
Speaker 1: it's not conquest, it's liberation. We liberate the Mexican people
Speaker 1: from their garbage, corrupt government, from Narco terror. We then
Speaker 1: continue to push south. We don't just kind of half
Speaker 1: control the Panama Canal as we move our way south.
Speaker 1: We own the Panama Canal. Think about the position of
Speaker 1: strength that would give us on the world stage. That's
Speaker 1: a critical canal which we built. Anyway. We then moved down.
Speaker 1: I don't mean all of South America. I don't mean
Speaker 1: that at all. We move down. We take Venezuela. I
Speaker 1: have been told by people who have gone there that
Speaker 1: Colombia is one of the most beautiful countries on the planet. Apparently,
Speaker 1: big green mountains is supposed to be just gorgeous. We
Speaker 1: take Venezuela. We take Colombia. Brazil, they are in the
Speaker 1: middle of a huge communist insurgency right now. There are
Speaker 1: of course, surprise surprise, they're arresting the right wingers, throwing
Speaker 1: them in prison, all the things to communists. Did you
Speaker 1: remember you lived through four years of Joe Biden. Maybe
Speaker 1: take Brazil, not saying we have to, but we're in
Speaker 1: a position to take Brazil after we've taken the rest
Speaker 1: of it. We don't have to go all the way
Speaker 1: down to Argentina. Argentina is getting their stuff together. We
Speaker 1: don't have to take Chile. I'm not saying we take
Speaker 1: all of it, but the huge middle chunk of the
Speaker 1: Western hemisphere. Think about all those resources, Think about the
Speaker 1: strategic value the people who suffer under these corrupt Latin governments.
Speaker 1: What could we do what Chris Chris said, don't forget Canada. No, Chris,
Speaker 1: here's what you're forgetting. Empires have constantly made this mistake
Speaker 1: during conquest of trying to take everything instead of leaving
Speaker 1: a border buffer zone, leave can alone. Leave them alone.
Speaker 1: They serve as a nice wall. They're a frozen northern
Speaker 1: wall buffer zone. Then, not only that, think about how
Speaker 1: good we look to the rest of the world. We
Speaker 1: could have taken Canada, but we're so nice. We are
Speaker 1: letting Canada go, and just like Brazil, we send a
Speaker 1: message to the dirtball Canadian government because there are so
Speaker 1: many wonderful Canadians who are suffering under that communist government
Speaker 1: right now. We send a message that hey, We didn't
Speaker 1: take you, but we could. If you don't straighten yourself out,
Speaker 1: stop oppressing your people, stop confiscating their guns, stop importing foreigners,
Speaker 1: en mass replacing the Canadian people. If this stuff doesn't stop,
Speaker 1: maybe we'll come pay you a visit. As soon as
Speaker 1: we're done with Latin America. We get a buffer zone.
Speaker 1: It exists there to you know, it's under threat. We'll
Speaker 1: put it that way. It exists under threat. A nice threat, Chris,
Speaker 1: A nice threat, A threat of potential military invasion. Where
Speaker 1: does that put us on the world stage? We already
Speaker 1: know China. They've been working for years and years and
Speaker 1: years and years and years at this. China controls, or
Speaker 1: at least has some control over large parts of Africa.
Speaker 1: They've always wanted that because of all the rare earth
Speaker 1: minerals and things like that in Africa. If China is
Speaker 1: going to take command of the East, why don't we
Speaker 1: take command of the west. I want to visit Columbia.
Speaker 1: I am told that you really can't visit Columbia, or
Speaker 1: shouldn't without some sort of security detail because of the
Speaker 1: drugs and kidnapping is so prevalent. What, Chris, what you
Speaker 1: hate how much sense it makes. Did you think I
Speaker 1: was just some bloodthirsty monster, Chris, I'm not a blood
Speaker 1: thirsty monster. That is not true. This is a liberation movement.
Speaker 1: Liberation Day is coming. And let's remember we have a
Speaker 1: now very good friend in El Salvador, which gives us
Speaker 1: it's a near perfect staging area to launch our campaign
Speaker 1: of conquest. And the wonderful people of Latin America. They
Speaker 1: don't want to live like this. They don't want to
Speaker 1: live with corrupt government officials, corrupt military, corrupt cops. The
Speaker 1: legacy of corruption in Latin America is terrible. Why don't
Speaker 1: we free these people? Think of the food, Think about
Speaker 1: the amazing food options we would have. Putting it out
Speaker 1: there in case anybody in the Trump campaign's listening, Tiana
Speaker 1: is going to join us next and talk about economics.
Speaker 1: Hang on, it is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
Speaker 1: wonderful Tuesday. Remember you can email the show Jesse at
Speaker 1: Jesse kellyshow dot com. Joining me now, my friend Tianna
Speaker 1: low Desher. She is a columnist with the DC Examiner.
Speaker 1: If you've listened to the show for any length of time,
Speaker 1: you've heard her on here before. Tiana, how is the
Speaker 1: economy doing. On one metric, gas prices are down. On
Speaker 1: the other, prices are not necessarily down. Where are we
Speaker 1: with all this.
Speaker 4: Hi, Jesse?
Speaker 5: So we're in a really weird holding pattern because the
Speaker 5: whole year has just been on just been characterized by
Speaker 5: the uncertainty or on Trump and the tariffs. And on
Speaker 5: the one hand, armageddon did not happen. Right, I was
Speaker 5: very fearful that the tariffs would lead not to an
Speaker 5: inflationary spiral, but but inhibit growth. But that's not really
Speaker 5: the case.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 5: We're we had one quarter of over three percent GDP
Speaker 5: growth and render the projection for quarter three is like
Speaker 5: almost four percent GDP growth. The most remarkable thing that
Speaker 5: nobody is talking about is that in fiscal year twenty
Speaker 5: twenty five, which ended in September, the depthicit actually shrank
Speaker 5: by four percent. So by you know me, Jesse, I
Speaker 5: am a single issue v voter, and it's bring down
Speaker 5: the deficit as close as zero as possible. On that front,
Speaker 5: I couldn't be more thrilled, because presidents never start at
Speaker 5: their terms lowering the deficit. If they ever bring down
Speaker 5: the deficit, it's after they blow it out in the
Speaker 5: first year or two or their terms.
Speaker 4: So, like I would.
Speaker 5: Say, there is some success. It really is just a
Speaker 5: matter of where do the tariff stick. If this stay
Speaker 5: at this level, which is like an effective you know,
Speaker 5: ten to fifteen percent, people are basically fine. Like it's
Speaker 5: pretty clear because there's a little bit of a pass
Speaker 5: through cost to the consumer, but nothing astronomical. Right, Inflation
Speaker 5: is kind of waiting. One of the biggest issues we
Speaker 5: have is the Schumer shutdown. We don't get a real
Speaker 5: inflation report. The Republicans have to send in random labor
Speaker 5: department staff or if they're going to try to put
Speaker 5: out an inflation report on Friday, but I don't know
Speaker 5: if anyone's gonna believe it. So it's my very protracted,
Speaker 5: lengthy way of saying, if they mixed bag, it is
Speaker 5: unambiguously better than at any point.
Speaker 4: Under Joe Biden.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, at least we have that, Okay, Tiana. The
Speaker 1: tariffs themselves, most people, myself included, Okay, So I'm not
Speaker 1: acting like just other people are dumb. Most people are
Speaker 1: confused with what is actually in place, what is coming,
Speaker 1: Who got tariffed on what, who got no tariffs at all?
Speaker 1: What is happening with China. Can you maybe parse that
Speaker 1: out for us a little bit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, everyone is confused about the tariff because various parts
Speaker 5: of the tariff agenda are struck down. Some of it
Speaker 5: shrump tweets out, but they never actually goes into effects
Speaker 5: in practice. It's something like the average or into the
Speaker 5: country is tariff that I think it's about twelve to
Speaker 5: thirteen percent right now, and it varies from country to country.
Speaker 5: Most imports from Mexico are still tariff is zero because
Speaker 5: of USMCA, whereas you know, most things from China much
Speaker 5: higher tariff rate. Things like cars have higher tariffs, whereas
Speaker 5: bananas have lower tariffs.
Speaker 4: For good reasons. You can make a car in America.
Speaker 4: We can't make bananas in a lot of America.
Speaker 5: And the big issue with the teriff's success is that
Speaker 5: if the goal of the tariff was to bring back
Speaker 5: American manufacturing, there are another incomplete failure. Right We've lost
Speaker 5: forty thousand manufacturing jobs since Trump deep office. You don't
Speaker 5: regulate your way to growth. However, at the point of
Speaker 5: the tariff is to pay down the national.
Speaker 4: Debt, that's a different story there.
Speaker 5: They are kind of successful, and it's why, you know,
Speaker 5: investors were having heart attacks.
Speaker 4: Over these things in April, and.
Speaker 5: Now they're like, Okay, well, you guys are making more
Speaker 5: progress on the debt than we have under in terms
Speaker 5: of changing the trajectory, more than any other president in
Speaker 5: twenty years, So maybe it's not so bad. But again,
Speaker 5: we're a publicans, we're not supposed to like taxes. At
Speaker 5: least this is the kind of small one.
Speaker 1: In breakfast again, we're speaking with Tianlo Desher, columnists with
Speaker 1: the DC Examiner. Okay, for the elephant in the room here, China,
Speaker 1: we are the tariffs are on, the tariffs are off.
Speaker 1: They're going to do this to us. They're holding back
Speaker 1: where earth We're going to teariff them. I'm uniquely interested
Speaker 1: in this because they have a uniquely large footprint in
Speaker 1: our economy. Where is this now and where is it going?
Speaker 5: So I think Trump within Trump's there are two spirits, right,
Speaker 5: there's Trump the deal maker and there is Trump the nationalist.
Speaker 5: Trump's the deal maker is always searching for you know,
Speaker 5: she says nice things about me, I can say nice
Speaker 5: things about she. Maybe we can come to an understanding
Speaker 5: and get a deal. Trump's the nationalist gets that China
Speaker 5: sinks in the centuries, not decades, and that China's and
Speaker 5: the Chinese Communist Party is the closest thing we have
Speaker 5: to an existential threat to Western liberalism, the American experiment
Speaker 5: on the face of the earth right now. So realistically,
Speaker 5: once Trump the nationalist wins out, which I hope it
Speaker 5: will sooner rather than later, instead of trying to tear
Speaker 5: up and punish every other country under the sun, what
Speaker 5: we do is we ally with them, as the Chinese out.
Speaker 5: Here's one very good example of that. Yesterday Trump had
Speaker 5: Anthony Albanize, who is the Australian Conservative Prime Minister, at
Speaker 5: the White House. What did he do with Albany He
Speaker 5: maintained very nice trade talks right or only care in
Speaker 5: Australian imports about ten percent, said we're going to expedite
Speaker 5: you sales of nuclear submarines. That way you can put
Speaker 5: them writing China door steps on the South China see.
Speaker 5: And we are doing now a rare mineral deal with
Speaker 5: the Australians to offset the fact that the Chinese are
Speaker 5: trying to put export controls and export licenses to make
Speaker 5: sure the US isn't access to those. And as you know,
Speaker 5: as we all know where it's minerals. They become very
Speaker 5: important when it comes to data processing, cars, semiconductor and
Speaker 5: all that. So I think in the long run, the
Speaker 5: Chinese cannot be worked with the fundamental strategy and the
Speaker 5: fundamental worldview is anti American, It is anti liberty, it
Speaker 5: is anti capitalism. If we can get all our allies,
Speaker 5: even our stupid allies that we need to teach them
Speaker 5: lessons to, you can get them into line work with us.
Speaker 5: We canize the Chinese apps.
Speaker 4: That's the better strategy here.
Speaker 1: Where does Canada come into play with all this Tiana?
Speaker 1: Because I know that they've gone. I mean, they're just
Speaker 1: a communist country now. It's awful to watch. But our
Speaker 1: neighbors to the north are far to the left of
Speaker 1: really stuff of the United States of America. Even where
Speaker 1: do they come into play here? I know they need us,
Speaker 1: so they hate us, but they need Where are they?
Speaker 5: I feel bad because the Canadian people really still are
Speaker 5: so nice and there are some tensions about the character.
Speaker 4: That really are very conservative.
Speaker 5: Right, they love guns, they're they're good in a lot
Speaker 5: of things. But the thing with the Canadians is they
Speaker 5: have done more importation, mass importations of migrants like order.
Speaker 5: It's something like twenty percent of Canada's population has arrived
Speaker 5: within the last ten years. That is something we couldn't
Speaker 5: even imagine, right, So I feel bad for them because
Speaker 5: you have that slots of Native or Canadians that do
Speaker 5: not sign up for that. Now, it's not only that
Speaker 5: the Canadians need us. We really do benefit from Canada,
Speaker 5: specifically from oil refining. So having USMCA, which again Trump negotiated.
Speaker 4: Trump did it good.
Speaker 5: Job with the USMCA, and one of the ways that
Speaker 5: improved upon NaSTA was making sure that everyone's adhering to
Speaker 5: the same fair label. Row to make sure the Canadians
Speaker 5: such import my Brinston pay them pennies on the dollar
Speaker 5: artificially undercut American Service grant. So there was a good
Speaker 5: amount of evening at the playing field. Really, I mean,
Speaker 5: if I were Canadian, I would welcome becoming the fifty
Speaker 5: first state, having Donald Trump liberate them from Mark Kearney.
Speaker 5: The hope would be that Mark Heurney's election with a
Speaker 5: fluke in response to Trumps, you know, trying to trying
Speaker 5: to strong arm the fifty first state thing, because here
Speaker 5: Pollie was going to win that election until Trump started.
Speaker 1: That, and you know, where are you at on bananas?
Speaker 1: I like them. I like them. The convenience of it
Speaker 1: is wonderful. That the hand that the built in handle
Speaker 1: is wonderful. But they're not top tier flavor in the
Speaker 1: fruit world, if we're being honest. They're not a strawberry,
Speaker 1: they're not a blueberry. But the convenience cannot be matched,
Speaker 1: cannot be matched.
Speaker 5: It's the convenience, and bananas are good bass and things.
Speaker 5: Try making smoothie without a banana, and it just has
Speaker 5: the wrong consistency. And this is why we need international trades.
Speaker 1: You know, that's a very good point. I won't even
Speaker 1: make our smoothies unless we have bananas that are good.
Speaker 1: That's actually a very good point. They're a requirement. Tianna,
Speaker 1: thank you so much. Tianna Lodeesher with the DC Examiner,
Speaker 1: Appreciate you very much. Chris. You people eat bananas, you do?
Speaker 1: Where are you at on top tier mid They're good
Speaker 1: in banana bread, Chris, that's such Every banana bread's good.
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean bananas, but we're talking about bananas in
Speaker 1: and of themselves. No Oh, I disagree. The convenience means
Speaker 1: something to me, Chris, convenience means something to me an apple.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm not a child. I don't want an apple. Apple. Besides,
Speaker 1: red ones are disgusting. Everyone knows that green apples are
Speaker 1: the only acceptable apples. But sometimes those could be too hard.
Speaker 1: Sometimes they can be too messy, if they're too juicy. No,
Speaker 1: don't say that, that's mean. Shiti is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: Final segment of The Jesse Kelly Show on a magnificent Tuesday,
Speaker 1: and we shall return tomorrow for a rip roar on Wednesday,
Speaker 1: we'll see if the government's still shut down. That would
Speaker 1: be awesome. I am worried, though. I can almost get
Speaker 1: you feel it, Chris. It feels like it's about to end.
Speaker 1: The government shut down feels like it's about to end,
Speaker 1: and it bums me out. Trump was saying this today
Speaker 1: and it just doesn't seem like Republicans are gonna cave
Speaker 1: like they all always do. And that's good.
Speaker 6: From the beginning, our message has been very simple. We
Speaker 6: will not be extorted on this crazy plot of this.
Speaker 6: They've never done this before, nobody has. You always vote
Speaker 6: for an extension. Chuck Schumer and the Senate Democrats need
Speaker 6: to vote for the clean bipartisan cr and reopen. Our
Speaker 6: government's going to be reopened right now.
Speaker 1: We're not doing that.
Speaker 6: They are the obstructionist and the reason they're doing it
Speaker 6: is because we're doing so well.
Speaker 1: It feels like it's going to come to an end,
Speaker 1: and I don't want that. I have been so so
Speaker 1: enjoying the government shut down, but it's coming. Let's do
Speaker 1: some emails, Jesse. I want to hear your thoughts on
Speaker 1: my dilemma. My entire family lives in England, about two
Speaker 1: hours outside of London. Trying to get my wife to
Speaker 1: go over there and visit my dad's side of the family. Obviously,
Speaker 1: we'd be doing the typical touristy things, going to London,
Speaker 1: visit all the attractions. However, I'm hesitant being the state
Speaker 1: London has turned into my question. Although I'm a dual
Speaker 1: citizen from the US and UK and I act accordingly,
Speaker 1: God forbid, something happens to my wife or three kids
Speaker 1: from a rabbit animal while in the city, what should
Speaker 1: I do. I can't stand back and watch them being attacked,
Speaker 1: but apparently I also can't defend them in fear of
Speaker 1: getting arrested. In a different country. All right, So I'm
Speaker 1: going to tell you something that is actually currently happening
Speaker 1: with me and my wife. So bear my soul with
Speaker 1: you here. We've been married nineteen years. Next year will
Speaker 1: be twenty. And when we were kids, first married. You
Speaker 1: don't have any money, you know, you dream, and we
Speaker 1: would dream about going to Greece was something I've never
Speaker 1: been to Greece or anything like that. Greece is something
Speaker 1: that it's my wife's fascination. I want to see the
Speaker 1: history of it. I want to see the Acropolis. You
Speaker 1: know what I would do in Greece, I would nerd
Speaker 1: out on all the history of it. But this is
Speaker 1: we're talking nineteen years of saying for our twentieth anniversary,
Speaker 1: come hell or high water, and we never knew what
Speaker 1: we were going to be doing. By now we are
Speaker 1: going to take a trip and we are going to
Speaker 1: see Greece. Twenty years. We have been discussing this. We
Speaker 1: discussed it when we were dating, before we were married.
Speaker 1: That it's just one of those life goal things, anniversary trip,
Speaker 1: going to Greece. We started a couple months ago looking
Speaker 1: into it. Hey, we're going to go to Greece. That's
Speaker 1: what we said. We're gonna do it. We're gonna go
Speaker 1: to Greece talking to people who've been there, friends, looking
Speaker 1: up things online. We're not going and look sucks, but
Speaker 1: I mean talk about high class problems. We're not going
Speaker 1: to Greece, but just gonna take that twenty year dream
Speaker 1: and we're gonna flush it down the toilet. Because I
Speaker 1: will not spend a fortune and fly across the ocean
Speaker 1: and go to a place where I am surrounded by foreigners,
Speaker 1: by criminals. Will I will not be I won't do it.
Speaker 1: I'm not going to do it for a lot of
Speaker 1: the reasons you just mentioned. I know, if I fly
Speaker 1: into Athens with my wife and we hike up to
Speaker 1: the Acropolis, which is what's something we like to do.
Speaker 1: We'd like to hike because something we were gonna do.
Speaker 1: We were going to hike up to the Acropolis and
Speaker 1: some scumbag from the Congo touches my wife, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: beat him to death right there, and then I'm never
Speaker 1: going to leave Greece. I'm better be in prison and
Speaker 1: the hill probably get I had a ten million dollars
Speaker 1: settlement from the government, and I'll be in prison for
Speaker 1: the rest of my life, and I'm not putting myself
Speaker 1: in that situation. We're letting it go. You are one
Speaker 1: hundred percent correct in your assessment. I want to see
Speaker 1: London by why. I've never been to London either, and
Speaker 1: all I hear about is all the cool London stuff,
Speaker 1: Churchill's Bunker and all this other stuff. A dream of
Speaker 1: mine I want to go. I know exactly what will
Speaker 1: happen if I go through London and some savage tries
Speaker 1: to hurt my family, I'm never gonna leave. I'll spend
Speaker 1: years and years and years in a prison, and so
Speaker 1: I'm just setting aside some dreams for it. That's my advice.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm doing. What Chris Chris said, it can
Speaker 1: always change. That's what we're all holding out for. Right
Speaker 1: people wake up, cast off this government, deport all the animals,
Speaker 1: and we all go They we'll all meet there in
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Speaker 3: And now here's a headline.
Speaker 1: You know the thing headlines we didn't get to. Texas
Speaker 1: finds thousands of illegal immigrants registered to vote on the
Speaker 1: state voter rolls. Oh, that thing that never happens happened again.
Speaker 1: Federal judge blocks the push to remove gender ideology from
Speaker 1: sex ed curricula. Again. I want to remind you this
Speaker 1: is a federal judge. We cannot ever completely win this
Speaker 1: culture war without the removal of judges. They were installed
Speaker 1: to do what they're doing. We must remove them. Twenty
Speaker 1: first century Digital Watergate. Another GOP senator's phone records were
Speaker 1: targeted by Biden's the OJ Truly an evil communist administration.
Speaker 1: Caroline Levitt drops your Mom on Huffington Posts. Reporters question,
Speaker 1: we need to bring back these your mom jokes. I'll
Speaker 1: see you again tomorrow, That's all.