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but it didn't work out. I think Reba probably called

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in a bomb thread at the airport. Yeah, anything to

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not get there, to support it on her I guess.

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but she did arrive to the airport with a half

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Speaker 1: Wow, she's lucky she didn't get arrested, not only get

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on not get on that plane.

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Speaker 2: Well, she leveled with TSA and the federal agents that

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Speaker 1: She said, listen, I hate my daughter.

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Speaker 2: Y'all can take us. I hate my goddamn daughter so

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goddamn much I would do. I love love to one

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of the brands making new episode of Bad TV. I

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am Dylan and that is.

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Speaker 1: Pat great to be here, Ruby Rubes. Yeah, what's going

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on with her drugs? No?

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Speaker 2: Yeap, yeap.

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Speaker 1: Happens to the best of us, you know. Yeah, starts

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out with an accident at work, Your back hurts, you

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need a couple I don't know bills.

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Speaker 2: Well, it actually wasn't that, and I think it's actually

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I think she's been doing bath salts. Oh wow, Yeah,

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so it wasn't really a slippery slope and more of

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just kind of a head on collision kind of thing.

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Speaker 1: Well, someone should talk to her before she tries to

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eat someone's face.

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Speaker 2: Oh, she's already tried. But no, I think that she

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was at some work dinner and it ran late. We're

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doing a different night because I'm going to the lovely

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city of Seattle this weekend with my beautiful bride. We're

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going to the hotel that we were at when we

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were twenty years old fell in love there. Wow, I know.

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Speaker 1: And now she's pregnant.

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Speaker 2: Now she's pregnant.

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Speaker 1: That's a great trip.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be a great trip. I'm fairly certain that

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Seattle has been overrun by the same kind of cordycept

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like creatures we have roaming around the Yeah.

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Speaker 1: I wonder what kind of zombies. Maybe they'll have some

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new zombies.

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Speaker 2: Well, I'll report back, and I will have my bifocals

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and binoculars ready to go, because we do important research

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in that field. I know some people say that it's unethical,

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but we have jobs to do and one of those

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jobs is recapping Beverly Hills Housewives. Patrick.

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Speaker 1: Now, before we get there, I want to let the

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audience know we are wrapping up our coverage of Love

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Is Blind season eight. I think we're still firing on

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all cylinders despite it being an absolutely horrible season. If

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you are listening to that coverage, we have a big

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surprise for you. I don't even say it, okay, because

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it might not happen.

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Speaker 2: No, just because it's don't be a nice surprise.

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it up with maybe wrapping up the season with the

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final episode, the wedding episode, and the reunion all in one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll be fun. Yeah, I know we're firing on

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all cylinders with that show. It's just, you know, there's

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a car. Imagine a car, but all of the wheels

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have been ripped off by vagrants. You could still fire

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on all the cylinders. It's just the car will kind

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of screech along and be kind of boring.

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huge dump on the sidewalk and someone expects you to

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make a picasso.

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Speaker 2: Out of it. Yeah, and that's exactly what we've done

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and it stinks. Man. Go to patroon dot com slash

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another podcast network for Traders. One more episode and a reunion. Oh,

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we're gonna miss that show so much.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we might have to dive into a past episode.

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because there could be they do. I was blind all season,

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all year round.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I love is Blind Germany.

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Speaker 1: I have to have subtitles, but I work with it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, next show a Patreon his summer house. That's right,

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get ready for that. Okay, horrible episode.

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Speaker 1: You didn't like this episode?

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was Patrick. I thought it was so bad.

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Speaker 1: Are we breaking up? You never call me Patrick?

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Speaker 1: It wasn't gonna work out with my EXX when she

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used to call me poopy and when she started going Patrick,

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like I saw the writing on the wall, like, why'd

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you call me Patrick? My name is Poopy?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Right right right right? Yeah that must have been hard.

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Speaker 2: It's quite a plain shift going from Poopy to Patrick. Yeah, scary.

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Kathy Hilton is always a saving grace, always a silver lining.

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just me living in La la land. But yeah, whole

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thing recast. Let me ask you to care about anything

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that happens to Dereit.

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Speaker 1: Well, she wasn't on this episode really a lot.

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Speaker 2: No, I know, But do you care about what happens

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to her?

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Speaker 1: I think she is being the most real that she's

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ever been. This is the real Deree. This is who

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has not been on this show for nine years.

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Speaker 2: And next year may be a big IRS season, so

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that'll be fun, that's right, Okay, Garcia.

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Speaker 1: Can't squeeze blood out of a turn of that. Well, okay,

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that we should be interested in, I'm not interested in

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Garcel's dump of a second home.

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Speaker 2: And we love Garcel. I think Garcel is a wonderful

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Speaker 1: I also don't care about Jade's modeling career.

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Speaker 1: What I care about Garcel is what we're not seeing,

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which is what's going on with your dating life.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: But that's not on camps.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well, then let's get to Erica Jane Baby.

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Speaker 1: Erica Jane Baby, this is a just a dial in season.

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Her storyline is a rental renovation on her rental, her

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being reborn like a phoenix, but not coming out of

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the fire, coming out of a mansion that was paid

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on stolen people's body.

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don't want to disperch the imagery of a phoenix, which

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is among the most beautiful we have in I would

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say the global cannon. You know, even the East has

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a lot of phoenix myths. But I think I mean

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talking on my ass.

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Speaker 1: But so you're saying swamp rat having her, Well, it's

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a little nine hundred square foot rental renovated. Is not

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and then catching on fire and immediately dying before even

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getting to the skies, getting to the heavens.

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Speaker 1: It sounds like one of Tom's victims. He might try

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and get in there and steal some of their money.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, very cyclical, So don't give a fuck about what's

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going on with Erica Jane. Kyle's is interesting, but she

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you know, the medium is the message, and she is

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not the right medium to deliver this message. She's closed

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off and fake. Sutton, I mean, what.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you know, it's just like, no, Dylan. What you're

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pointing out is that people that are on reality TV

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for a number of years, at some point rig the game.

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and you're gonna just gonna have to deal with that.

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The producers really can't twist their arms. All they can

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do is threaten and say, if you keep being disinteresting,

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I am not going to film you next year. You

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gonna be off the goddamn show.

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a shake up because people are getting a little too

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comfortable here. I would tell you so now, sometimes you

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can be headed to bro a absolute horrible person. I

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enjoy hate watching her when she opens her mouth. I

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think she's lying. I think she's evil.

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Speaker 2: There's no one to hate watch on this season and

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except maybe Kyle, but she's it's it's it's about Tedium.

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Speaker 1: Now let me say this, excuse me. I like this

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episode for one reason. It harkened back to a time

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when they used to actually have events and throw parties

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that didn't include people eating hot dogs in someone's backyard.

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shows were showing up. Dashay, I sell you. I liked it.

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the final episode of the season, because that's how they

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Speaker 2: No, we haven't had our trip yet.

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Speaker 1: No, no, no. It was excited to see that's the

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next episode. But but Kathy Hilton just comes in at

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the tail end, and she was so Kathy Hilton. I

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Speaker 2: Just gets a Kathy.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 1: Well, we bounce around the San Fernando Valley as is

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the usual accouterments, and we catch up with everyone, and

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it was nice to see that Jade got that modeling contract.

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Speaker 2: Her little child was actually the Oscars this weekend.

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Speaker 1: Oh is that right?

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Speaker 1: Best Original Soul.

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singing for Amelia Perez, which should be if we could

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go through a Men in Black or Ariana Grande kind

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of memory, erase your campaign and just pretend like Amelia

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really be like a very divine experience for everybody, you know.

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you went to the movie theater to see it? No Netflix, Netflix, okay,

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and just.

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open your mouth. We'll talk about the Oscars on APS.

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a cross between Hillary Clinton and Elton John and kind

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of hitler. I think that she was like German gave

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the modeling photos to I thought you were gonna comment

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Speaker 1: Are you thought she looked like Elton John?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know the one that comes in like Elton

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Speaker 2: Oh wow? Really yeah, what a failure on your part.

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thing that caught me. Garcel reflects back on her first

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modeling gig, and it was nineteen eighty four.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, baby, I.

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Speaker 1: I cared because I was doing the math. I'm like, wow,

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you've been around that long?

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is coming to California. Maybe I know she's from Augusta

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golf course and what else. That's it. I think seems

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beautiful though. We get to Kyle and Kathy. Finally how

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are you doing? So? How are you doing well? Conna Kyle? Literally,

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this is Kyle's response to Kathy Hillton when she goes,

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what's going on? Honestly, I'm a little shocked, and I

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honestly don't even know. I mean, what are you? What

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do you do in here? If that's going to be your.

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Speaker 1: Oh I love that line. That's hilarious. Kyle admits that

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she kind of understands what's going on with Moe because

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technically it's okay to date other people, but she just

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wishes he was a little more discreet. Uh huh, just

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like she was when she globe trotted for two seasons

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pretending to be a lesbian.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. No, it's very sorry about the ice. Yeah, I'm

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so dehydrated. The only way to quench my thirst is

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Speaker 1: That's not right when we start getting in later in

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the episode of who called the Paparazzi? Because who the

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fuck cares about this idiot in Europe?

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Speaker 2: Right, he's not Brad pet Honey.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that line. And then they said, well

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maybe it's his girlfriend, And then I thought, but would

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she put on that outfit that day. If she alerted

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the paparazzi, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Did she look like a pig? Or it looked like

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and then wraps something around her waist. She's wearing a

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Sarrah, Yeah, yeah, yea yeah, petite Sarrah. Okay,

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so let's get to the outhouse. Martin Lawrence Beauregard comes

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in Lucas. It all cleaned up in glorious honey. This

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man is such a snake oil salesman. He's talking about

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spirits being lifted. It's like, dude, you're not a You're

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not fucking roomy. You bought furniture for her and threw

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up wallpaper.

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Speaker 1: Horrible wallpaper, so goddamn tacky like Miami Vice called, they

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aren't there.

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Speaker 2: To qure back right right right, Tony Montana called, he's pissed.

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Speaker 1: And by the way, I appreciated how her mother pointed

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out the imperfections in the wallpaper. Your one job as

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a designer or overseeing it is to look at certain

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details like this. I've seen this. It's like a lot

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of people's houses that spend a lot of money, and

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I'll like being taking a leak in their bathroom, like

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Jesus fucking Christ. Well, it'll be like do they when

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they're in here they notice all the like the paint

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spatter on the fucking the iron over there?

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Speaker 2: Like anyway, I know when you go to real rich

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people's houses and they're like everything is like really like

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really nice. You're like, whoa, this is crazy. You have

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a special machine in wall, it's in the wall. Wow. Nice? Whoa,

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that's kind of crazy. Gotta save that counter space. So

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don't we pat Have.

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Speaker 1: We ever meant swamp Rat's mother, because she seemed.

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Speaker 2: Like we've met Swamprat's mother.

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Speaker 1: Because I was trying to understand how swamp Rat became

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swamp Rat, right, Like, you're like, she moved out here,

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she worked at Chasin's. That's where she meant Tom an

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aspiring actress, but then turns into a gold digger, right, yeah,

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a little bit so oh, and that would give me

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the assumption that perhaps there was a troubled childhood. Yeah,

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but mom seems like she's got it together.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but we only see mom for a brief moment.

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Speaker 1: Right, we didn't see how it was in the sixties

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when it was a small child.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean she was throwing bottles at her head.

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But we haven't seen dad either. You know.

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Speaker 1: That's a good point. Dad might be dead or left

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when she was two and moved to Florida.

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Speaker 2: Let's take a tour, kids. This is where he waved

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goodbye to us. Do you see Gene Hackman being interviewed

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by James Lipton.

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Speaker 1: No, oh, you get to the Pearly gates. What's the

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first thing you'll say?

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Speaker 2: He asks him about his dad? Your father left you

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at an early age. How did that make you feel?

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Gene Hackman starts breaking down in tears.

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Speaker 1: Get out of here.

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Speaker 2: He's he's like on the verge of DearS.

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Speaker 1: Please tell me he was like acting and they said,

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I don't.

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Speaker 2: Care, no, no. It was a very real, vulnerable moment.

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You know. That's what James Lipton could do, despite and

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beside the garfield orange dyed facial hair and really everything else,

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he could really break through that facade. He had horrifying

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facade and see the person's soul who was sitting across

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from him. You know.

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Speaker 1: The saddest part. So initially when the reports come out,

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this is why you should never believe the news whatever

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they report the first twenty four hours, because they it's

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generally bad. If you don't have the information, don't say it.

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then they get toxicology report. Turns out they weren't all

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in the same room. Because remember the one little trick

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here is the dog died as well. So you think, like, oh,

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takes out a dog with him, right.

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Speaker 2: I understand if you like, it's like a little falcone.

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Speaker 1: So the reality is his little heart thing in and

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there he starts having a heart attack.

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Speaker 2: Pacemaker.

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hits her head, hits her head, she has a fucking

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heart attack.

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Speaker 2: Died.

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Speaker 1: Why is the dog die? He's trapped in a goddamn

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kennel cage and he dehydrated over nine days and dies

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because he doesn't have any water.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, you didn't know that. No, yeah, that's

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what happened. Wow, that is tragic.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So people, if you're that old and you could die,

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don't lock your dog in a kettle. Right. I think

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that's what we should all learn from this.

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Speaker 2: Come on. Guys, what are you doing all right?

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Speaker 1: Dying?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? So okay, let's do let's do this. Okay, let's

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talk about the next thing that happens on the show,

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which is kylein Cathy heading in for another mammogram situation.

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We had one in oc.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, just last season. Is this a thing now?

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Speaker 2: Well, it's a It's good. It's an awareness thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess.

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Speaker 2: You know, people need to you know, mammogram's routine, you know,

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could save you from death. You know, we want our women,

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we want our women healthy and around.

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Speaker 1: That's what Kyle said. Her mom would still be around.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I mean, what would happen if our

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wives passed away? We would be rudderless, you know, we

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would be panhandling within weeks.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't be. But I told my wife what I

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would you would? She said, I give you permission to

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marry someone quick, because the kids are going to need

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a mom.

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Speaker 2: Oh god.

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Speaker 1: And I said, I'm not going to do that. I'm

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gonna have Grandpa Ruby her dad move in. We'll have

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to probably have let them live in the studio here, okay,

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and then he'll help me raise the kids.

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Speaker 2: All right.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be with anybody else. It's too

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much work.

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Speaker 2: Do you think do you think you'll get big and fat?

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Speaker 1: Now, I'll keep my looks. Yeah, it's really important to me.

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Speaker 2: Well for.

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Speaker 1: It's really important to me. I don't know, I just

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don't like uh yeah, looking like a fat gray pig,

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the skin that skin bleeds.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, kind of just trailed off there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I thought about.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you don't want to get too close to

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that being uh not hypothetic.

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Speaker 1: My dad was morbiably morbidly obese, and I always looked

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at that as like that, I don't want to do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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I gotta live for my kids.

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Speaker 2: No, morbid obesity is a tough thing. And uh guys,

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I'm apologize. I'm apologized for us getting off track. But

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if you know, Patrick and I looked at the clock

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in the past couple of episodes, you know, below deck

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and whatnot, and wow, we did thirty one minutes on that.

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We got to keep it a little less lean, a

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little less.

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Speaker 1: Lean, more mean, less more lean.

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Speaker 2: No, neither of it. Oh, we need this podcast to

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be out and bloated, right, Yeah, like you would be

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if your wife left you. No, I won't well if

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your wife left you, you would get a six pack,

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because then it would be vengeance time.

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Speaker 1: No, no, that's not her fault. Yeah no, I just

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be able to watch TV in the shows that I

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want to watch, right, and not be.

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Speaker 2: Judged right right. Yeah, I'll tell you what though. You

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used to have a lot of fun with the big

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bowl of Cereal.

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Speaker 1: Oh I did like that. You remember I've told you

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that about that? Yeah yeah, yeah, Well that would be

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a Sunday after I'd partied Friday and Saturday. Yeah, I'd

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have this habit where I go, I'm gonna be a

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gluttonous pig all day, right right right, you seat those

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six dollars burgers from Carls Junior. Sometimes I'd stop by twice,

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I eat an entire box of cinnamon To's Crunch. Then

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I'd head over to Subway and I'd eat a foot

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long meatball sandwich. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, every Sunday for

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multiple years.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that's good.

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Speaker 1: But I'm past that down.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's good. God, I haven't had What is it?

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What was my favorite serial? Get in the comments let

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us say your favorite cereals. It was Captain Crunchberry.

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Speaker 1: Oops.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but but it was oops all crunchberry. I don't

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want any of the captain crunching there. It tears my mouth.

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Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna say. That cereal rips the

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inside of your mouth apart.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels like a burn after you've eaten it.

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Speaker 1: It does it. Actually, sometimes there's like pieces of like

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like your the ceiling is falling apart.

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like it turned your mouth

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into popcorn ceiling. Yeah. Yeah, it's really bad. Oh, frosted flakes.

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I miss a good solid bowl of frosted flakes. You

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gotta eat it quick though. It's gotta maintain the crunch.

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Can't get sog. Oh no, no, oh, you love the sog. Huh.

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So Kyle and Kathy are getting mammograms, and I feel

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like we're getting a little gas lit by this entire

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situation because Kyle's now like, well, yeah, he was free

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to go out. It's like, hang on a second. I

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thought we were doing this whole thing where you guys

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were like, hopefully gonna get back together, and it.

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Speaker 1: Was this like doesn't make any sense at all.

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Speaker 2: He's spending time with his his daughters, and now this

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picture comes out and Kyle's like, well you know I

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was under no false pretense that he wasn't doing It's

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like and by the way, hang on a second.

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Speaker 1: This is where she jumps on her Instagram for some reason, Yeah,

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to take the word wife out of her bio. And

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then we learned later in the episode he did that

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like four fucking months ago. Yeah, that's him saying fuck it.

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Speaker 2: Well, I love that. Kathy Hilton's like, sorry about the ice. Okay,

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I'm so sorry about the ice. I mean it's hard

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to listen to. I can't even imagine just the repositioning.

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Speaker 1: I just did you know what if I didn't sleep

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next to a wife cruncher every night. My wife loves

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chewing on ice.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's one of the great joys, is it. If

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it's good ice, it's it's pebblized. If it is pebblized,

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and you can get pebbilized from a couple of different places.

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And Carney's Sonic.

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Speaker 1: Those are those little balls.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I mean, what's better than chewing on some pebblized.

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Speaker 1: My wife likes the little Yankee like tubes.

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00:23:16,039 --> 00:23:19,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I like a tube. I need I need

469
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:22,400
a tube to to set in and lose a little

470
00:23:22,400 --> 00:23:24,839
bit of its tense time. Is that the right word

471
00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:27,519
I need? It's a little bit too crystally. I need

472
00:23:27,559 --> 00:23:32,759
to be jewy. But anyways, she will have me go.

473
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 1: We will have diet coke cans in here. We have

474
00:23:37,039 --> 00:23:39,960
a ten thousand dollars refrigerator.

475
00:23:39,279 --> 00:23:41,039
Speaker 2: That makes us ice wow.

476
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,400
Speaker 1: And she'll go, I'll be out and she'll go.

477
00:23:43,480 --> 00:23:45,319
Speaker 2: You shouldn't boast about your money like that.

478
00:23:45,359 --> 00:23:49,839
Speaker 1: I'm not barracing about it. I will go out, like,

479
00:23:50,440 --> 00:23:52,599
do you need anything, honey? Okay, you stop by McDonald's

480
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:54,279
to get me a medium diet coke.

481
00:23:54,480 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 2: Well, she knows that McDonald's reign supreme with their coke

482
00:23:58,160 --> 00:24:02,480
and diet coke solutions. There is no better diet coke

483
00:24:02,559 --> 00:24:05,519
you can get on planet Earth than from a McDonald's.

484
00:24:05,559 --> 00:24:06,880
And is your scientific fact?

485
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:09,599
Speaker 1: Wow? You agree with this insanity.

486
00:24:09,079 --> 00:24:12,799
Speaker 2: A million percent? If you had if we did one

487
00:24:12,799 --> 00:24:14,839
of those tests, and you had a diet coke from

488
00:24:14,839 --> 00:24:17,000
a bottle, you had a diet coke from a can,

489
00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:19,759
you had a diet coke for McDonald's, you would prefer

490
00:24:20,160 --> 00:24:21,640
the diet coke for McDonald's.

491
00:24:23,440 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 1: If I had more time on my hands, i'd test that.

492
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:28,839
Speaker 2: I think we should test it one time. Okay, okay,

493
00:24:28,839 --> 00:24:32,119
So Kyle accuses Mauricio being too poor to hire.

494
00:24:32,799 --> 00:24:35,640
Speaker 1: Kyle didn't do that, Kay, Kathy did. Yeah, this was great.

495
00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:39,480
Throws some motherfucking shade. She says two things. One, we

496
00:24:39,519 --> 00:24:44,440
all knew the rumors for years, which is essentially saying

497
00:24:44,480 --> 00:24:47,079
without saying it, he's been a cheating son of a

498
00:24:47,119 --> 00:24:48,720
bitch for a decade.

499
00:24:48,799 --> 00:24:51,960
Speaker 2: Yep. That's where it's like, Hey, Kyle, Kyle.

500
00:24:51,839 --> 00:24:55,720
Speaker 1: Come on, I told you why she doesn't do it business.

501
00:24:55,839 --> 00:24:59,200
That's right. And then she says he actually doesn't have

502
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:01,599
any money. Yeah, anybody off?

503
00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then she says one ringy dinghy, and we

504
00:25:03,759 --> 00:25:05,960
can find out who orchestrated this entire thing.

505
00:25:06,039 --> 00:25:07,079
Speaker 1: One dingy.

506
00:25:07,519 --> 00:25:10,839
Speaker 2: All right, let's get to Sutton Brands. Everyone's uh knock

507
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:13,680
out press cancer by the way, great time, great news,

508
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:15,160
So big fashion show.

509
00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:18,960
Speaker 1: We get a flashback from a couple of weeks earlier

510
00:25:18,960 --> 00:25:22,240
where Sutton has one of those marketing meeting meetings for

511
00:25:22,319 --> 00:25:22,920
her company.

512
00:25:23,519 --> 00:25:25,759
Speaker 2: Yeah we've seen this scene twice now. Yeah.

513
00:25:25,799 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 1: She says, I have an idea to help the brand.

514
00:25:29,279 --> 00:25:32,039
I think we should do a runway show. I don't

515
00:25:32,039 --> 00:25:34,119
know if the employee, if it's our brand, manager or

516
00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,920
partner or whatever. He says an I quote, that's a

517
00:25:37,079 --> 00:25:38,400
genius idea.

518
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:42,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a better idea. Let's get a couple

519
00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:47,240
of drums of kerosene and then take the money that

520
00:25:47,680 --> 00:25:51,519
we would need to spend and just dowse it, right,

521
00:25:51,559 --> 00:25:54,519
because it's the same thing, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, and

522
00:25:54,559 --> 00:25:57,000
we'll get to the fashion show. The ladies rip on

523
00:25:57,039 --> 00:25:59,880
the fashion and rightly. So, oh, it looks like it.

524
00:26:00,039 --> 00:26:02,200
Speaker 1: I come up the pool boy off and I hope

525
00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:04,640
one of the buyers from a Dress for Us was there.

526
00:26:04,720 --> 00:26:06,640
I think they might buy her entire collection.

527
00:26:06,839 --> 00:26:09,039
Speaker 2: A lot of the clothing looked like it came off

528
00:26:09,079 --> 00:26:12,640
the racks of a Big five sporting goods. It was.

529
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:17,279
It was not high fashion, certainly, but I don't know

530
00:26:17,279 --> 00:26:20,920
if that's what something's going for. So Erica and mom,

531
00:26:21,119 --> 00:26:24,720
things used to be dark, but now they're not. She's

532
00:26:24,759 --> 00:26:28,319
really invented herself, baby, But Tom's got a trial coming up,

533
00:26:28,400 --> 00:26:31,599
so she make it. Grabbed back into that well.

534
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:35,559
Speaker 1: They drink in that cabana and there's that gigantic self

535
00:26:35,599 --> 00:26:38,079
portrait sitting there from another time. Did you see the

536
00:26:38,240 --> 00:26:39,880
Erica Jane baby yeah portrait?

537
00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:40,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, baby a.

538
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:44,000
Speaker 1: Happier time when Erica and Mikey were jet setting around

539
00:26:44,039 --> 00:26:50,519
the world with twelve dancers and paying to perform at festivals. Yeah, memories.

540
00:26:50,839 --> 00:26:54,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's expensive to be here. But she says there's

541
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:56,960
a lot to be proud of, and you know, to

542
00:26:57,359 --> 00:27:00,079
drop this cynical kind of hat for a second, and

543
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,759
you know, I guess there's a lot to be proud of.

544
00:27:04,240 --> 00:27:06,599
You could have gone about it in a much more

545
00:27:06,640 --> 00:27:11,119
disgusting way or a much less disgusting way, what with

546
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:16,440
trouncing around in million dollar rigs and what not. Oh,

547
00:27:16,480 --> 00:27:21,559
people were filing class action lawsuits for familial death and burns.

548
00:27:22,400 --> 00:27:24,599
So yeah, she's a swamp.

549
00:27:24,599 --> 00:27:27,359
Speaker 1: By the way, I love loyalty too. You were married

550
00:27:27,359 --> 00:27:31,759
to this fucking scumback. He didn't steal money from you, right,

551
00:27:31,839 --> 00:27:35,640
I mean as a wife, like no support the second

552
00:27:35,640 --> 00:27:39,200
that he's going down, which he said, abandoned ship with

553
00:27:39,240 --> 00:27:41,240
this asshole, I don't need to align with him.

554
00:27:41,359 --> 00:27:44,079
Speaker 2: Well, I think she's got to because to show any

555
00:27:44,119 --> 00:27:49,400
loyalty would it would one be really.

556
00:27:49,279 --> 00:27:50,759
Speaker 1: A bad look, it's a pr look.

557
00:27:50,759 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 2: But two, I think that it would if if she

558
00:27:54,319 --> 00:27:58,559
leaves him in the lurches or the lurch there's like,

559
00:27:58,960 --> 00:28:01,079
I think there's plausible to my ability about the whole

560
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:02,160
like because she can.

561
00:28:02,079 --> 00:28:05,200
Speaker 1: Be it was a calculated pr move. But swamp Ratt,

562
00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:08,799
this this fuck her bankrolled you for twenty years and

563
00:28:08,839 --> 00:28:10,039
the way that she got out of it. I don't

564
00:28:10,079 --> 00:28:12,880
know if you remember. She basically said she saw screen

565
00:28:12,960 --> 00:28:15,680
which she did, screenshots of him trying to fuck another

566
00:28:15,799 --> 00:28:19,160
judge like four years ago. So he was cheating on her.

567
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:22,440
So that allows her to close that door. Yeah, I

568
00:28:22,480 --> 00:28:23,920
see what you do in swamp rat.

569
00:28:25,240 --> 00:28:27,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, we see it. Let's get to lunch with Durit

570
00:28:27,680 --> 00:28:30,240
and Garcel Belvedere, Three lemons and things. You're good. We

571
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:33,599
talked about Kyle and Kyle is.

572
00:28:34,559 --> 00:28:37,480
Speaker 1: Talking about Kyle, but more and Mo well reach.

573
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 2: We returned fire. Kyle was spotted at a Morgan show.

574
00:28:45,480 --> 00:28:49,000
I don't know what her name is, Morgan Morgo.

575
00:28:49,839 --> 00:28:56,440
Speaker 1: I'm gonna love you. I know a lot of people

576
00:28:56,440 --> 00:28:58,720
hate country music. I can tell you. On the ladder

577
00:28:58,759 --> 00:29:01,759
of where she sits is like d less level.

578
00:29:02,839 --> 00:29:08,000
Speaker 2: She founder no, no, no, she's probably good. Huh.

579
00:29:05,440 --> 00:29:10,319
Speaker 1: Now do you see that music video that she was in?

580
00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:14,160
It looked like a first year college student, like film student.

581
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:17,440
Did it let's watch it, Okay, the Love.

582
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,119
Speaker 2: Kyle Richard's Morgan music video.

583
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it's there. You probably have to

584
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,039
like scrub.

585
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:27,319
Speaker 2: Three point eight million views.

586
00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,119
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I mean, Kyle's on this show.

587
00:29:31,359 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 2: Let's see. Okay, starting off very Jason Mores. I don't

588
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:40,279
know what time zone it can, but I hear you

589
00:29:40,480 --> 00:29:43,599
up like I need a friend. I don't know.

590
00:29:44,200 --> 00:29:56,240
Speaker 3: You can't pretend that disaffair. I don't care, he says you,

591
00:29:56,839 --> 00:29:59,559
my honest words, better than.

592
00:29:59,559 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 2: This, all right? The sexual overtones and undertones and just

593
00:30:12,920 --> 00:30:18,720
a nature of this music video is hard to miss.

594
00:30:20,519 --> 00:30:23,799
And yeah, Kyle mis Smith, the bullshit. I mean, you're

595
00:30:23,880 --> 00:30:27,759
literally in a music video where the woman across the

596
00:30:27,839 --> 00:30:32,640
street is taking off her at leisure to show you

597
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:36,880
her hot, little tattooed body, pouring water all over herself,

598
00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:41,839
and you're leaning against the wall, just completely overtaken by

599
00:30:41,880 --> 00:30:45,440
your crush on this person. So if I was Mauricio,

600
00:30:45,519 --> 00:30:47,160
I'd be like what the fuck's going on? Too? But

601
00:30:47,279 --> 00:30:49,920
the problem is Mauricio was just balls deep in people

602
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:51,720
for half a decade. Yeh.

603
00:30:51,880 --> 00:30:54,799
Speaker 1: She was within her rights to do what she did.

604
00:30:55,240 --> 00:30:56,200
What is her last name?

605
00:30:56,640 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 2: Oh? Is it Wade don't know, yeah, Morgan Wade. Yeah yeah,

606
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,319
good for them. That's I think it's a great music video,

607
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:06,799
great song. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

608
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:07,759
Speaker 1: It's really good.

609
00:31:08,359 --> 00:31:09,839
Speaker 2: All right, let's get to the fashion show.

610
00:31:10,119 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: Oh let's hear are we there? Oh yeah, you always

611
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:16,880
hate when the the girls get glammed up. I guess

612
00:31:16,920 --> 00:31:18,160
you say you're not a fan of that.

613
00:31:18,400 --> 00:31:21,119
Speaker 2: No, I mean, what did we glean from it?

614
00:31:22,839 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just like it. There's some b

615
00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:25,640
roll that I really enjoyed.

616
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,480
Speaker 2: You're a gay little boy, all right. Uh?

617
00:31:28,839 --> 00:31:31,279
Speaker 1: Oh, well, we learned that Reba didn't make her flight.

618
00:31:31,799 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 2: Well yeah, yeah, uh.

619
00:31:34,519 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 1: She gave it the old college try though, but it

620
00:31:36,240 --> 00:31:38,559
didn't work out. I think Reba probably called in a

621
00:31:38,599 --> 00:31:43,119
bomb thread at the airport. Yeah, anything to not get there,

622
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:44,640
to support it on her I guess.

623
00:31:44,680 --> 00:31:47,079
Speaker 2: That's a really good point. Was not a big weed smoker,

624
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,319
but she did arrive to the airport with a half

625
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,599
pound in her luggage.

626
00:31:51,039 --> 00:31:53,279
Speaker 1: Wow, she's lucky she didn't get arrested, not only get

627
00:31:53,319 --> 00:31:54,400
on not get on that plane.

628
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,880
Speaker 2: Well, she leveled with TSA and the federal agents that

629
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:01,279
came into the room. She said, listen, I hate my

630
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,440
daughter y'all can take us. I hate my goddamn daughter

631
00:32:04,759 --> 00:32:08,599
so goddamn much. I wouldn't believe and they kind of

632
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,599
took pity on her and felt bad for it, and

633
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:14,039
they let her. Okay, let's get to the fashion show.

634
00:32:14,599 --> 00:32:17,319
Quite the bell hop Florence and the machine a little bit.

635
00:32:18,279 --> 00:32:20,759
OBVI is screaming, and we get to rehearsal. Jennifer Tilly

636
00:32:20,839 --> 00:32:24,640
is very upset that she has to rehearse, and I'm

637
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:29,640
just wondering what this is because Sutton is orchestrating the show,

638
00:32:30,079 --> 00:32:34,200
and it's strange to me because like, if you're gonna

639
00:32:34,319 --> 00:32:36,920
or it would be like me stepping up to Ah.

640
00:32:38,279 --> 00:32:41,519
Speaker 1: I guess she's not orchestrating anything. That's the person that

641
00:32:41,640 --> 00:32:44,079
bankrolled everything, and the person that she hired to be

642
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:47,720
the event coordinator is just standing by and can't fucking

643
00:32:47,799 --> 00:32:48,240
say shit.

644
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,799
Speaker 2: Well yeah, I guess, but she does step up and

645
00:32:50,920 --> 00:32:53,880
start telling people to walk certain ways. I'm like, yeah,

646
00:32:54,599 --> 00:32:58,440
you don't have any standing in this realm. You've never

647
00:32:58,680 --> 00:32:59,160
you've done this.

648
00:32:59,240 --> 00:33:01,839
Speaker 1: Maybe Gus or whoever's bank rolling it gets to come

649
00:33:01,920 --> 00:33:04,440
in and say they give their two fucking dumb scents.

650
00:33:04,640 --> 00:33:07,319
Speaker 2: Okay, so let's get to the show. What I'm saying

651
00:33:07,519 --> 00:33:13,240
is orchestrators and directors of fashion shows are very experienced.

652
00:33:14,799 --> 00:33:17,119
Dare I say artistic and creative people.

653
00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:19,359
Speaker 1: Well, we met the event coordinator. He was that handsome

654
00:33:19,400 --> 00:33:21,720
guy who's trying to get in every single goddamn shot.

655
00:33:21,960 --> 00:33:23,680
Speaker 2: Did you see that guy Florence's machine.

656
00:33:23,839 --> 00:33:25,799
Speaker 1: Oh that his day was well no, no, no, that

657
00:33:26,119 --> 00:33:29,880
the long haired guy. He was part of that team,

658
00:33:29,920 --> 00:33:32,240
but they were the short haired, like better looking guy

659
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,079
was the actual event quarter. He was the one asking

660
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:36,400
if the ladies needed agent.

661
00:33:36,519 --> 00:33:40,279
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, yeah, no, his skin looked great. All right,

662
00:33:40,319 --> 00:33:41,000
let's get to the show.

663
00:33:41,119 --> 00:33:43,799
Speaker 1: Kyle noted, Halle Berry's at the Oscars, so we're going

664
00:33:43,880 --> 00:33:45,640
to talk about her. She's fifty six years old.

665
00:33:45,720 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 2: Talk about the gosh, Kyle's not talking to the press

666
00:33:52,039 --> 00:33:59,279
and evil press. No press, who care? Who cares talk

667
00:33:59,400 --> 00:33:59,920
to the press.

668
00:34:00,119 --> 00:34:00,920
Speaker 1: You know the funny part.

669
00:34:01,039 --> 00:34:01,720
Speaker 2: Don't talk to the.

670
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:04,359
Speaker 1: Pressure's funny part. All right, So there are going to

671
00:34:04,400 --> 00:34:06,240
be people there, but it's not the type of press

672
00:34:06,279 --> 00:34:09,239
that gives a shit about mo, she had said. Vote.

673
00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,840
She mentioned some publications that would be there, like Vogue.

674
00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,400
I don't know why Vogue is there. But they're there

675
00:34:14,480 --> 00:34:19,559
because they cover fashion shows, uh, and reality publications. I

676
00:34:19,559 --> 00:34:23,000
don't know, websites like reality blurb or real Reality Bites.

677
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,000
They don't have any money to send anybody out there.

678
00:34:25,079 --> 00:34:27,039
Those are the people that cover your ship life.

679
00:34:27,119 --> 00:34:29,800
Speaker 2: Well, they just do it for free. Those those journalists

680
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:30,679
just like being there.

681
00:34:31,039 --> 00:34:34,079
Speaker 1: Well, here's how most of the stuff that gets covered

682
00:34:34,079 --> 00:34:37,199
by Bravo works. There's no actual reporters. They just cover

683
00:34:37,679 --> 00:34:41,360
all these people on Instagram posting and then they kind

684
00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:42,400
of put pieces together.

685
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,079
Speaker 2: I think there are journalists there, but they're from like, yeah,

686
00:34:45,079 --> 00:34:47,360
they're from page six and they're you know, they're they're

687
00:34:48,599 --> 00:34:50,679
there are people that just want to expense their night

688
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:51,599
at Barney's Beanery.

689
00:34:51,760 --> 00:34:53,480
Speaker 1: But I think what you're pointing out by her saying

690
00:34:53,519 --> 00:34:57,599
no reporters is the level of self importance, Kyles.

691
00:34:57,280 --> 00:35:01,840
Speaker 2: What are you the Clintons are you talking about? And

692
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:05,920
to know that, Like, I think one of the reasons

693
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:07,920
why she's like, I can't talk to the press is

694
00:35:07,960 --> 00:35:11,320
because I, deep down I don't think that she really

695
00:35:11,360 --> 00:35:14,480
gives a fuck either. I mean, she knows that to

696
00:35:14,559 --> 00:35:17,639
talk to the press would be to act because she

697
00:35:17,800 --> 00:35:21,000
knows that he's been fucking doing this for a long time.

698
00:35:21,679 --> 00:35:26,840
This is their dynamic, so to be outraged in the

699
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:30,719
press would be this thing that you have to like

700
00:35:30,800 --> 00:35:33,840
commit to. Maybe I'm getting too deep now.

701
00:35:34,400 --> 00:35:36,360
Speaker 1: Before we move on, because I think we're gonna wrap

702
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:40,199
this up a little bit. When Kathy had essentially said

703
00:35:40,239 --> 00:35:48,000
that Mariso couldn't float, yeah, a girlfriend or what, it

704
00:35:48,119 --> 00:35:51,440
makes me concerned that maybe their lifestyle is a little

705
00:35:51,480 --> 00:35:56,480
inflated and that could be fascinating. Yeah, because divorces happened,

706
00:35:56,519 --> 00:35:59,119
and this is Shot and Freud, this is I. All

707
00:35:59,119 --> 00:36:00,480
the kids are out of the house. Actually, I don't

708
00:36:00,519 --> 00:36:01,800
give a fuck if Kyle has to live in a

709
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:07,320
condo next to Erica Jane. Ah, it would be interesting

710
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:09,679
if we start getting in the finances, because I can

711
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:11,280
tell you the real estate market has not been doing

712
00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:12,440
well for a number of years.

713
00:36:12,599 --> 00:36:14,760
Speaker 2: I think that it would be really cool to see

714
00:36:15,320 --> 00:36:18,280
if if to read down sizes and Kyle down sizes,

715
00:36:18,400 --> 00:36:19,000
that'll be fun.

716
00:36:21,159 --> 00:36:24,039
Speaker 1: I'd love for them to live together like Laverne and Shirley. Yeah,

717
00:36:24,119 --> 00:36:26,639
I think so, and then Lenny and Squiggy come over.

718
00:36:26,719 --> 00:36:28,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would be really good. And I

719
00:36:28,159 --> 00:36:30,480
don't really get those references. So she Anda shee is here.

720
00:36:32,360 --> 00:36:35,199
Speaker 1: She's here. It's nice to be on television again because

721
00:36:35,199 --> 00:36:36,440
I don't know what we're going to see you again.

722
00:36:37,079 --> 00:36:40,760
Speaker 2: We'll see around the Valley maybe, Oh my god, how

723
00:36:40,840 --> 00:36:41,800
could we forget.

724
00:36:43,480 --> 00:36:43,519
Speaker 1: In?

725
00:36:43,800 --> 00:36:50,599
Speaker 2: Uh breaking not tracking news. Jax Taylor has admitted that

726
00:36:50,679 --> 00:36:52,840
he has a cocaine addiction problem.

727
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,119
Speaker 1: Oh he does, Okay, because we've been saying that the

728
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:59,159
entire season, his entire careerer.

729
00:36:59,320 --> 00:37:06,960
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, because we've been saying that. You know, it

730
00:37:07,239 --> 00:37:11,480
would be like you know, we're saying it because he's

731
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,400
gaged out of his mind every single time he's on camera.

732
00:37:13,519 --> 00:37:15,960
So it's not like too much investigative work, Like we're

733
00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:18,280
not gumshews or anything. We're just like calling the sky blue.

734
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:18,960
You know, that's it.

735
00:37:19,719 --> 00:37:21,760
Speaker 1: There are some scenes in that season one when we

736
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:25,480
covered that, Yeah, where the sounds like this because you're

737
00:37:25,639 --> 00:37:31,679
nasled cojestiny because you're doing fucking lies. Yeah, Old Jack's

738
00:37:31,719 --> 00:37:35,480
allergy problems. Oh, one thing you triggered. So the reason

739
00:37:35,559 --> 00:37:38,039
this season sucks, I don't hate it as much as

740
00:37:38,079 --> 00:37:42,760
you do. There's something wonderful about new cast members. Uh,

741
00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:45,440
and by that I mean a new reality show. The

742
00:37:45,639 --> 00:37:48,800
Valley was amazing to be fair. It was only six episodes.

743
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:50,920
How do you fuck that up? It was depressing, But

744
00:37:51,800 --> 00:37:53,559
all those people, those new people.

745
00:37:53,639 --> 00:37:55,760
Speaker 2: It was more than six episodes.

746
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:58,679
Speaker 1: Maybe it was eight. It was a very very short season, Dylan.

747
00:38:00,559 --> 00:38:03,039
Speaker 2: She would call me poopys.

748
00:38:03,639 --> 00:38:04,320
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's me.

749
00:38:04,559 --> 00:38:05,599
Speaker 2: You know, it was a call back.

750
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:06,559
Speaker 1: You just call me poopy?

751
00:38:07,199 --> 00:38:08,119
Speaker 2: Is that? You know?

752
00:38:08,199 --> 00:38:11,880
Speaker 1: We had a number of marriages imploding on television and

753
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,760
that's I mean, you don't get that all the time.

754
00:38:13,639 --> 00:38:15,800
Speaker 2: In reality TV. No, no, no, that was really that

755
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:17,159
was particularly toxic.

756
00:38:17,320 --> 00:38:19,119
Speaker 1: So I'm hoping that we don't have a sophomore slump,

757
00:38:19,119 --> 00:38:22,840
but we'll see. Anyway, Moving on the fashion show, Kathy's

758
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:24,760
on xanax, I can tell you that, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.

759
00:38:27,000 --> 00:38:31,400
Speaker 2: So we do the show. Kathy hurts her knee and

760
00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:34,519
then slow rolls out and walks to her seat in

761
00:38:34,679 --> 00:38:43,559
front of the first model. This is quintessential Kathy and

762
00:38:43,639 --> 00:38:49,320
we love her for it. Uh. The model checked Kathy

763
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:53,599
a little bit. She bumped her with a very tall model. Yeah, no,

764
00:38:53,800 --> 00:38:55,719
first off, that was purposeful. If I was Kathy, I

765
00:38:55,760 --> 00:38:58,119
would soon don't touch Kathy Hilton like that, you bitch.

766
00:38:58,880 --> 00:39:06,199
Speaker 1: So Kathy goes backstage to offer Sutton Dere's voiceover for

767
00:39:06,400 --> 00:39:09,760
the event. Did you catch that? No? She said, you know,

768
00:39:09,920 --> 00:39:13,639
Dreek can come out and start announcing the models or

769
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:16,000
because she knows fashion, and then goes, this is a

770
00:39:16,039 --> 00:39:19,519
professional operation. Don't worry, we got it covered. Yeah, and

771
00:39:19,559 --> 00:39:22,880
then yeah, Kathy walks out and then doesn't.

772
00:39:23,159 --> 00:39:25,000
Speaker 2: Well, she also hurt her knee. She had to get

773
00:39:25,079 --> 00:39:29,000
medical attention. That's right as well. But the show ends

774
00:39:29,039 --> 00:39:35,079
the fashion is rippulsive, and we get Sutton grabbing the

775
00:39:35,159 --> 00:39:40,960
mic and saying, my mom is not here. But if

776
00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:46,039
she was, I hope she'd be proud of me. Talk

777
00:39:46,119 --> 00:39:51,880
about God not severing the umbilical cord when you're that

778
00:39:52,079 --> 00:39:55,599
old God? Damn.

779
00:39:55,679 --> 00:39:59,679
Speaker 1: I mean, who's the guy that created all those shows

780
00:39:59,719 --> 00:40:02,800
from a like Archie Bunker's house. Who's that famous writer?

781
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:04,480
Do you know what I'm talking about?

782
00:40:04,760 --> 00:40:05,000
Speaker 2: Yeah?

783
00:40:05,400 --> 00:40:07,719
Speaker 1: He just died like last year at ninety five.

784
00:40:08,239 --> 00:40:08,360
Speaker 2: Uh.

785
00:40:08,599 --> 00:40:11,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was doing podcasts five years before his death

786
00:40:11,400 --> 00:40:15,800
in his nineties talking about his mother never giving him

787
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:19,039
any praise and how much it bothered him. We take

788
00:40:19,159 --> 00:40:21,480
that to the motherfucking grave.

789
00:40:21,599 --> 00:40:22,920
Speaker 2: What is his name?

790
00:40:26,239 --> 00:40:29,679
Speaker 1: Norm Norman, Norm norm something?

791
00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:33,400
Speaker 2: All right, we'll get in the comments. Let us know

792
00:40:33,440 --> 00:40:36,320
what you thought about the episode. We love you guys

793
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:39,119
very much. We'll be back next week with a girl's trip.

794
00:40:40,639 --> 00:40:42,280
I don't know, let us know what you think about

795
00:40:42,320 --> 00:40:46,800
this season. It's it's I Lear, Norman Lear.

796
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:52,079
Speaker 1: And by the way, Norman Lear needed a mom like Garcel,

797
00:40:52,639 --> 00:40:58,159
who congratulated her son like he'd just gotten into the Olympics.

798
00:40:58,840 --> 00:41:03,199
He'd put on some else's clothes and walked in a circle.

799
00:41:03,760 --> 00:41:05,880
Speaker 2: Well, I think we need we can strike a balance, right.

800
00:41:07,679 --> 00:41:09,880
We'll see you next week. I'm doing saying goodbye, Pat,

801
00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:10,559
say goodbye.

