Speaker 1: Well, we learned that Reba didn't make her flight. Well yeah, yeah, uh.
She gave it to the old call letge try though,
but it didn't work out. I think Reba probably called
in a bomb thread at the airport. Yeah, anything to
not get there, to support it on her I guess.
Speaker 2: That's a really good point. Was not a big weed smoker,
but she did arrive to the airport with a half
pound in her luggage.
Speaker 1: Wow, she's lucky she didn't get arrested, not only get
on not get on that plane.
Speaker 2: Well, she leveled with TSA and the federal agents that
came into the room.
Speaker 1: She said, listen, I hate my daughter.
Speaker 2: Y'all can take us. I hate my goddamn daughter so
goddamn much I would do. I love love to one
of the brands making new episode of Bad TV. I
am Dylan and that is.
Speaker 1: Pat great to be here, Ruby Rubes. Yeah, what's going
on with her drugs? No?
Speaker 2: Yeap, yeap.
Speaker 1: Happens to the best of us, you know. Yeah, starts
out with an accident at work, Your back hurts, you
need a couple I don't know bills.
Speaker 2: Well, it actually wasn't that, and I think it's actually
I think she's been doing bath salts. Oh wow, Yeah,
so it wasn't really a slippery slope and more of
just kind of a head on collision kind of thing.
She got into it hard, and got into it hard.
Speaker 1: Well, someone should talk to her before she tries to
eat someone's face.
Speaker 2: Oh, she's already tried. But no, I think that she
was at some work dinner and it ran late. We're
doing a different night because I'm going to the lovely
city of Seattle this weekend with my beautiful bride. We're
going to the hotel that we were at when we
were twenty years old fell in love there. Wow, I know.
Speaker 1: And now she's pregnant.
Speaker 2: Now she's pregnant.
Speaker 1: That's a great trip.
Speaker 2: It's gonna be a great trip. I'm fairly certain that
Seattle has been overrun by the same kind of cordycept
like creatures we have roaming around the Yeah.
Speaker 1: I wonder what kind of zombies. Maybe they'll have some
new zombies.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll report back, and I will have my bifocals
and binoculars ready to go, because we do important research
in that field. I know some people say that it's unethical,
but we have jobs to do and one of those
jobs is recapping Beverly Hills Housewives. Patrick.
Speaker 1: Now, before we get there, I want to let the
audience know we are wrapping up our coverage of Love
Is Blind season eight. I think we're still firing on
all cylinders despite it being an absolutely horrible season. If
you are listening to that coverage, we have a big
surprise for you. I don't even say it, okay, because
it might not happen.
Speaker 2: No, just because it's don't be a nice surprise.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I'll keep some guests that we enjoy mixing
it up with maybe wrapping up the season with the
final episode, the wedding episode, and the reunion all in one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that'll be fun. Yeah, I know we're firing on
all cylinders with that show. It's just, you know, there's
a car. Imagine a car, but all of the wheels
have been ripped off by vagrants. You could still fire
on all the cylinders. It's just the car will kind
of screech along and be kind of boring.
Speaker 1: I thought it was more like a dog took a
huge dump on the sidewalk and someone expects you to
make a picasso.
Speaker 2: Out of it. Yeah, and that's exactly what we've done
and it stinks. Man. Go to patroon dot com slash
another podcast network for Traders. One more episode and a reunion. Oh,
we're gonna miss that show so much.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we might have to dive into a past episode.
Speaker 2: Yep, UK, I think is the next one we do?
Speaker 1: Or is there a UK version coming up? I don't know,
because there could be they do. I was blind all season,
all year round.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love is Blind Germany.
Speaker 1: I have to have subtitles, but I work with it.
Speaker 2: Okay, next show a Patreon his summer house. That's right,
get ready for that. Okay, horrible episode.
Speaker 1: You didn't like this episode?
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. I thought it was Patrick. I thought it
was Patrick. I thought it was so bad.
Speaker 1: Are we breaking up? You never call me Patrick?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I uh I do.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: It wasn't gonna work out with my EXX when she
used to call me poopy and when she started going Patrick,
like I saw the writing on the wall, like, why'd
you call me Patrick? My name is Poopy?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Right right right right? Yeah that must have been hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah it was.
Speaker 2: It's quite a plain shift going from Poopy to Patrick. Yeah, scary.
So yeah. I did not like the episode at all.
Kathy Hilton is always a saving grace, always a silver lining.
But I want, I think the entire show recast. Yeah, yeah,
I think so. I it won't be no, no, this is
just me living in La la land. But yeah, whole
thing recast. Let me ask you to care about anything
that happens to Dereit.
Speaker 1: Well, she wasn't on this episode really a lot.
Speaker 2: No, I know, But do you care about what happens
to her?
Speaker 1: I think she is being the most real that she's
ever been. This is the real Deree. This is who
has not been on this show for nine years.
Speaker 2: And next year may be a big IRS season, so
that'll be fun, that's right, Okay, Garcia.
Speaker 1: Can't squeeze blood out of a turn of that. Well, okay,
So if you're talking like what's going on people's lives
that we should be interested in, I'm not interested in
Garcel's dump of a second home.
Speaker 2: And we love Garcel. I think Garcel is a wonderful
human being.
Speaker 1: I also don't care about Jade's modeling career.
Speaker 2: No, god, no.
Speaker 1: What I care about Garcel is what we're not seeing,
which is what's going on with your dating life.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: But that's not on camps.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well, then let's get to Erica Jane Baby.
Speaker 1: Erica Jane Baby, this is a just a dial in season.
Her storyline is a rental renovation on her rental, her
being reborn like a phoenix, but not coming out of
the fire, coming out of a mansion that was paid
on stolen people's body.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a little bit like a fan and I
don't want to disperch the imagery of a phoenix, which
is among the most beautiful we have in I would
say the global cannon. You know, even the East has
a lot of phoenix myths. But I think I mean
talking on my ass.
Speaker 1: But so you're saying swamp rat having her, Well, it's
a little nine hundred square foot rental renovated. Is not
like a phoenix flying out of the ashes.
Speaker 2: Well, it's a little bit more like a phoenix rebirthing
and then catching on fire and immediately dying before even
getting to the skies, getting to the heavens.
Speaker 1: It sounds like one of Tom's victims. He might try
and get in there and steal some of their money.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very cyclical, So don't give a fuck about what's
going on with Erica Jane. Kyle's is interesting, but she
you know, the medium is the message, and she is
not the right medium to deliver this message. She's closed
off and fake. Sutton, I mean, what.
Speaker 1: Okay, you know, it's just like, no, Dylan. What you're
pointing out is that people that are on reality TV
for a number of years, at some point rig the game.
They understand that these are going to be my storylines,
and you're gonna just gonna have to deal with that.
The producers really can't twist their arms. All they can
do is threaten and say, if you keep being disinteresting,
I am not going to film you next year. You
gonna be off the goddamn show.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: So to your point, perhaps there may need to be
a shake up because people are getting a little too
comfortable here. I would tell you so now, sometimes you
can be headed to bro a absolute horrible person. I
enjoy hate watching her when she opens her mouth. I
think she's lying. I think she's evil.
Speaker 2: There's no one to hate watch on this season and
except maybe Kyle, but she's it's it's it's about Tedium.
You know. Kyle's just very boring. So it's not like
a great evil like Heather to bro.
Speaker 1: Now let me say this, excuse me. I like this
episode for one reason. It harkened back to a time
when they used to actually have events and throw parties
that didn't include people eating hot dogs in someone's backyard.
This was an actual event where good looking people were there.
It was a night out. Other people from different reality
shows were showing up. Dashay, I sell you. I liked it.
I actually thought they were lining this up to be
the final episode of the season, because that's how they
would generally end a season, some party.
Speaker 2: No, we haven't had our trip yet.
Speaker 1: No, no, no. It was excited to see that's the
next episode. But but Kathy Hilton just comes in at
the tail end, and she was so Kathy Hilton. I
enjoyed the episode. Nineteen Babas I have four baybas for babys.
Speaker 2: Just gets a Kathy.
Speaker 1: Can I start us off, h of course?
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: Well, we bounce around the San Fernando Valley as is
the usual accouterments, and we catch up with everyone, and
it was nice to see that Jade got that modeling contract.
But we didn't stop at Dereed's house because I always
enjoy seeing her hang out with her kids. I also
I also love watching her playst basketball with Ringo and
John Bond.
Speaker 2: Her little child was actually the Oscars this weekend.
Speaker 1: Oh is that right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? He announced the award for.
Speaker 1: Best Original Soul.
Speaker 2: And then that crazy woman got up there and started
singing for Amelia Perez, which should be if we could
go through a Men in Black or Ariana Grande kind
of memory, erase your campaign and just pretend like Amelia
Peas never existed. I think that we might. It could
really be like a very divine experience for everybody, you know.
Could you imagine just erasing a piece of artwork that
meaningless and bad and just pretending like it never happened.
Speaker 1: Now, you saw that movie, didn't you? Oh yeah, okay,
you went to the movie theater to see it? No Netflix, Netflix, okay,
and just.
Speaker 2: To let she just saw it on the big screen.
Speaker 1: This is not anything that is anti trans or homophobic
or whatever. This is about a movie being absolutely horrible.
Speaker 2: Selena Gomez, I sure trying a little bit herd or
open your mouth. We'll talk about the Oscars on APS.
That's my fault. Oh, Elton John or kind of like
a cross between Hillary Clinton and Elton John and kind
of hitler. I think that she was like German gave
the modeling photos to I thought you were gonna comment
on her because she looked like Elton John.
Speaker 1: Are you thought she looked like Elton John?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know the one that comes in like Elton
John ozepic kind of she comes in and she's like, ah,
I got your fault, and garcels like, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, you know I didn't catch that.
Speaker 2: Oh wow? Really yeah, what a failure on your part.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I guess so, so that you know one
thing that caught me. Garcel reflects back on her first
modeling gig, and it was nineteen eighty four.
Speaker 2: Yeah, baby, I.
Speaker 1: Think they might have gotten the date wrong. It might
have been nineteen ninety four.
Speaker 2: Maybe it curs.
Speaker 1: I cared because I was doing the math. I'm like, wow,
you've been around that long?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, long enough to get a beautiful Holmelox on California. Yeah,
so the evil woman from Alabama or wherever she's from
is coming to California. Maybe I know she's from Augusta
golf course and what else. That's it. I think seems
beautiful though. We get to Kyle and Kathy. Finally how
are you doing? So? How are you doing well? Conna Kyle? Literally,
this is Kyle's response to Kathy Hillton when she goes,
what's going on? Honestly, I'm a little shocked, and I
honestly don't even know. I mean, what are you? What
do you do in here? If that's going to be your.
Speaker 1: Response, Yeah, well, at least.
Speaker 2: I'm not talking to the press.
Speaker 1: Oh I love that line. That's hilarious. Kyle admits that
she kind of understands what's going on with Moe because
technically it's okay to date other people, but she just
wishes he was a little more discreet. Uh huh, just
like she was when she globe trotted for two seasons
pretending to be a lesbian.
Speaker 2: Yeah. No, it's very sorry about the ice. Yeah, I'm
so dehydrated. The only way to quench my thirst is
from the frozen form.
Speaker 1: That's not right when we start getting in later in
the episode of who called the Paparazzi? Because who the
fuck cares about this idiot in Europe?
Speaker 2: Right, he's not Brad pet Honey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that line. And then they said, well
maybe it's his girlfriend, And then I thought, but would
she put on that outfit that day. If she alerted
the paparazzi, yeah.
Speaker 2: Did she look like a pig? Or it looked like
she was in jammies.
Speaker 1: She looked like she was just swimming in the ocean,
and then wraps something around her waist. She's wearing a
bathing suit.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Sarrah, Yeah, yeah, yea yeah, petite Sarrah. Okay,
so let's get to the outhouse. Martin Lawrence Beauregard comes
in Lucas. It all cleaned up in glorious honey. This
man is such a snake oil salesman. He's talking about
spirits being lifted. It's like, dude, you're not a You're
not fucking roomy. You bought furniture for her and threw
up wallpaper.
Speaker 1: Horrible wallpaper, so goddamn tacky like Miami Vice called, they
aren't there.
Speaker 2: To qure back right right right, Tony Montana called, he's pissed.
Speaker 1: And by the way, I appreciated how her mother pointed
out the imperfections in the wallpaper. Your one job as
a designer or overseeing it is to look at certain
details like this. I've seen this. It's like a lot
of people's houses that spend a lot of money, and
I'll like being taking a leak in their bathroom, like
Jesus fucking Christ. Well, it'll be like do they when
they're in here they notice all the like the paint
spatter on the fucking the iron over there?
Speaker 2: Like anyway, I know when you go to real rich
people's houses and they're like everything is like really like
really nice. You're like, whoa, this is crazy. You have
a special machine in wall, it's in the wall. Wow. Nice? Whoa,
that's kind of crazy. Gotta save that counter space. So
don't we pat Have.
Speaker 1: We ever meant swamp Rat's mother, because she seemed.
Speaker 2: Like we've met Swamprat's mother.
Speaker 1: Because I was trying to understand how swamp Rat became
swamp Rat, right, Like, you're like, she moved out here,
she worked at Chasin's. That's where she meant Tom an
aspiring actress, but then turns into a gold digger, right, yeah,
a little bit so oh, and that would give me
the assumption that perhaps there was a troubled childhood. Yeah,
but mom seems like she's got it together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we only see mom for a brief moment.
Speaker 1: Right, we didn't see how it was in the sixties
when it was a small child.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean she was throwing bottles at her head.
But we haven't seen dad either. You know.
Speaker 1: That's a good point. Dad might be dead or left
when she was two and moved to Florida.
Speaker 2: Let's take a tour, kids. This is where he waved
goodbye to us. Do you see Gene Hackman being interviewed
by James Lipton.
Speaker 1: No, oh, you get to the Pearly gates. What's the
first thing you'll say?
Speaker 2: He asks him about his dad? Your father left you
at an early age. How did that make you feel?
Gene Hackman starts breaking down in tears.
Speaker 1: Get out of here.
Speaker 2: He's he's like on the verge of DearS.
Speaker 1: Please tell me he was like acting and they said,
I don't.
Speaker 2: Care, no, no. It was a very real, vulnerable moment.
You know. That's what James Lipton could do, despite and
beside the garfield orange dyed facial hair and really everything else,
he could really break through that facade. He had horrifying
facade and see the person's soul who was sitting across
from him. You know.
Speaker 1: The saddest part. So initially when the reports come out,
this is why you should never believe the news whatever
they report the first twenty four hours, because they it's
generally bad. If you don't have the information, don't say it.
So initially they said they died of carbon monoxide poisoning. Yeah,
then they get toxicology report. Turns out they weren't all
in the same room. Because remember the one little trick
here is the dog died as well. So you think, like, oh,
takes out a dog with him, right.
Speaker 2: I understand if you like, it's like a little falcone.
Speaker 1: So the reality is his little heart thing in and
there he starts having a heart attack.
Speaker 2: Pacemaker.
Speaker 1: Wife runs into the bathroom, probably get him some medication, slips, falls,
hits her head, hits her head, she has a fucking
heart attack.
Speaker 2: Died.
Speaker 1: Why is the dog die? He's trapped in a goddamn
kennel cage and he dehydrated over nine days and dies
because he doesn't have any water.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you didn't know that. No, yeah, that's
what happened. Wow, that is tragic.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So people, if you're that old and you could die,
don't lock your dog in a kettle. Right. I think
that's what we should all learn from this.
Speaker 2: Come on. Guys, what are you doing all right?
Speaker 1: Dying?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So okay, let's do let's do this. Okay, let's
talk about the next thing that happens on the show,
which is kylein Cathy heading in for another mammogram situation.
We had one in oc.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just last season. Is this a thing now?
Speaker 2: Well, it's a It's good. It's an awareness thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 2: You know, people need to you know, mammogram's routine, you know,
could save you from death. You know, we want our women,
we want our women healthy and around.
Speaker 1: That's what Kyle said. Her mom would still be around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I mean, what would happen if our
wives passed away? We would be rudderless, you know, we
would be panhandling within weeks.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be. But I told my wife what I
would you would? She said, I give you permission to
marry someone quick, because the kids are going to need
a mom.
Speaker 2: Oh god.
Speaker 1: And I said, I'm not going to do that. I'm
gonna have Grandpa Ruby her dad move in. We'll have
to probably have let them live in the studio here, okay,
and then he'll help me raise the kids.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be with anybody else. It's too
much work.
Speaker 2: Do you think do you think you'll get big and fat?
Speaker 1: Now, I'll keep my looks. Yeah, it's really important to me.
Speaker 2: Well for.
Speaker 1: It's really important to me. I don't know, I just
don't like uh yeah, looking like a fat gray pig,
the skin that skin bleeds.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, kind of just trailed off there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, I thought about.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you don't want to get too close to
that being uh not hypothetic.
Speaker 1: My dad was morbiably morbidly obese, and I always looked
at that as like that, I don't want to do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I gotta live for my kids.
Speaker 2: No, morbid obesity is a tough thing. And uh guys,
I'm apologize. I'm apologized for us getting off track. But
if you know, Patrick and I looked at the clock
in the past couple of episodes, you know, below deck
and whatnot, and wow, we did thirty one minutes on that.
We got to keep it a little less lean, a
little less.
Speaker 1: Lean, more mean, less more lean.
Speaker 2: No, neither of it. Oh, we need this podcast to
be out and bloated, right, Yeah, like you would be
if your wife left you. No, I won't well if
your wife left you, you would get a six pack,
because then it would be vengeance time.
Speaker 1: No, no, that's not her fault. Yeah no, I just
be able to watch TV in the shows that I
want to watch, right, and not be.
Speaker 2: Judged right right. Yeah, I'll tell you what though. You
used to have a lot of fun with the big
bowl of Cereal.
Speaker 1: Oh I did like that. You remember I've told you
that about that? Yeah yeah, yeah, Well that would be
a Sunday after I'd partied Friday and Saturday. Yeah, I'd
have this habit where I go, I'm gonna be a
gluttonous pig all day, right right right, you seat those
six dollars burgers from Carls Junior. Sometimes I'd stop by twice,
I eat an entire box of cinnamon To's Crunch. Then
I'd head over to Subway and I'd eat a foot
long meatball sandwich. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, every Sunday for
multiple years.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's good.
Speaker 1: But I'm past that down.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's good. God, I haven't had What is it?
What was my favorite serial? Get in the comments let
us say your favorite cereals. It was Captain Crunchberry.
Speaker 1: Oops.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but but it was oops all crunchberry. I don't
want any of the captain crunching there. It tears my mouth.
Speaker 1: That's what I was gonna say. That cereal rips the
inside of your mouth apart.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it feels like a burn after you've eaten it.
Speaker 1: It does it. Actually, sometimes there's like pieces of like
like your the ceiling is falling apart.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like it turned your mouth
into popcorn ceiling. Yeah. Yeah, it's really bad. Oh, frosted flakes.
I miss a good solid bowl of frosted flakes. You
gotta eat it quick though. It's gotta maintain the crunch.
Can't get sog. Oh no, no, oh, you love the sog. Huh.
So Kyle and Kathy are getting mammograms, and I feel
like we're getting a little gas lit by this entire
situation because Kyle's now like, well, yeah, he was free
to go out. It's like, hang on a second. I
thought we were doing this whole thing where you guys
were like, hopefully gonna get back together, and it.
Speaker 1: Was this like doesn't make any sense at all.
Speaker 2: He's spending time with his his daughters, and now this
picture comes out and Kyle's like, well you know I
was under no false pretense that he wasn't doing It's
like and by the way, hang on a second.
Speaker 1: This is where she jumps on her Instagram for some reason, Yeah,
to take the word wife out of her bio. And
then we learned later in the episode he did that
like four fucking months ago. Yeah, that's him saying fuck it.
Speaker 2: Well, I love that. Kathy Hilton's like, sorry about the ice. Okay,
I'm so sorry about the ice. I mean it's hard
to listen to. I can't even imagine just the repositioning.
Speaker 1: I just did you know what if I didn't sleep
next to a wife cruncher every night. My wife loves
chewing on ice.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's one of the great joys, is it. If
it's good ice, it's it's pebblized. If it is pebblized,
and you can get pebbilized from a couple of different places.
And Carney's Sonic.
Speaker 1: Those are those little balls.
Speaker 2: Yes, I mean, what's better than chewing on some pebblized.
Speaker 1: My wife likes the little Yankee like tubes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I like a tube. I need I need
a tube to to set in and lose a little
bit of its tense time. Is that the right word
I need? It's a little bit too crystally. I need
to be jewy. But anyways, she will have me go.
Speaker 1: We will have diet coke cans in here. We have
a ten thousand dollars refrigerator.
Speaker 2: That makes us ice wow.
Speaker 1: And she'll go, I'll be out and she'll go.
Speaker 2: You shouldn't boast about your money like that.
Speaker 1: I'm not barracing about it. I will go out, like,
do you need anything, honey? Okay, you stop by McDonald's
to get me a medium diet coke.
Speaker 2: Well, she knows that McDonald's reign supreme with their coke
and diet coke solutions. There is no better diet coke
you can get on planet Earth than from a McDonald's.
And is your scientific fact?
Speaker 1: Wow? You agree with this insanity.
Speaker 2: A million percent? If you had if we did one
of those tests, and you had a diet coke from
a bottle, you had a diet coke from a can,
you had a diet coke for McDonald's, you would prefer
the diet coke for McDonald's.
Speaker 1: If I had more time on my hands, i'd test that.
Speaker 2: I think we should test it one time. Okay, okay,
So Kyle accuses Mauricio being too poor to hire.
Speaker 1: Kyle didn't do that, Kay, Kathy did. Yeah, this was great.
Throws some motherfucking shade. She says two things. One, we
all knew the rumors for years, which is essentially saying
without saying it, he's been a cheating son of a
bitch for a decade.
Speaker 2: Yep. That's where it's like, Hey, Kyle, Kyle.
Speaker 1: Come on, I told you why she doesn't do it business.
That's right. And then she says he actually doesn't have
any money. Yeah, anybody off?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then she says one ringy dinghy, and we
can find out who orchestrated this entire thing.
Speaker 1: One dingy.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get to Sutton Brands. Everyone's uh knock
out press cancer by the way, great time, great news,
So big fashion show.
Speaker 1: We get a flashback from a couple of weeks earlier
where Sutton has one of those marketing meeting meetings for
her company.
Speaker 2: Yeah we've seen this scene twice now. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She says, I have an idea to help the brand.
I think we should do a runway show. I don't
know if the employee, if it's our brand, manager or
partner or whatever. He says an I quote, that's a
genius idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have a better idea. Let's get a couple
of drums of kerosene and then take the money that
we would need to spend and just dowse it, right,
because it's the same thing, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, and
we'll get to the fashion show. The ladies rip on
the fashion and rightly. So, oh, it looks like it.
Speaker 1: I come up the pool boy off and I hope
one of the buyers from a Dress for Us was there.
I think they might buy her entire collection.
Speaker 2: A lot of the clothing looked like it came off
the racks of a Big five sporting goods. It was.
It was not high fashion, certainly, but I don't know
if that's what something's going for. So Erica and mom,
things used to be dark, but now they're not. She's
really invented herself, baby, But Tom's got a trial coming up,
so she make it. Grabbed back into that well.
Speaker 1: They drink in that cabana and there's that gigantic self
portrait sitting there from another time. Did you see the
Erica Jane baby yeah portrait?
Speaker 2: Yeah, baby a.
Speaker 1: Happier time when Erica and Mikey were jet setting around
the world with twelve dancers and paying to perform at festivals. Yeah, memories.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's expensive to be here. But she says there's
a lot to be proud of, and you know, to
drop this cynical kind of hat for a second, and
you know, I guess there's a lot to be proud of.
You could have gone about it in a much more
disgusting way or a much less disgusting way, what with
trouncing around in million dollar rigs and what not. Oh,
people were filing class action lawsuits for familial death and burns.
So yeah, she's a swamp.
Speaker 1: By the way, I love loyalty too. You were married
to this fucking scumback. He didn't steal money from you, right,
I mean as a wife, like no support the second
that he's going down, which he said, abandoned ship with
this asshole, I don't need to align with him.
Speaker 2: Well, I think she's got to because to show any
loyalty would it would one be really.
Speaker 1: A bad look, it's a pr look.
Speaker 2: But two, I think that it would if if she
leaves him in the lurches or the lurch there's like,
I think there's plausible to my ability about the whole
like because she can.
Speaker 1: Be it was a calculated pr move. But swamp Ratt,
this this fuck her bankrolled you for twenty years and
the way that she got out of it. I don't
know if you remember. She basically said she saw screen
which she did, screenshots of him trying to fuck another
judge like four years ago. So he was cheating on her.
So that allows her to close that door. Yeah, I
see what you do in swamp rat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we see it. Let's get to lunch with Durit
and Garcel Belvedere, Three lemons and things. You're good. We
talked about Kyle and Kyle is.
Speaker 1: Talking about Kyle, but more and Mo well reach.
Speaker 2: We returned fire. Kyle was spotted at a Morgan show.
I don't know what her name is, Morgan Morgo.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna love you. I know a lot of people
hate country music. I can tell you. On the ladder
of where she sits is like d less level.
Speaker 2: She founder no, no, no, she's probably good. Huh.
Speaker 1: Now do you see that music video that she was in?
It looked like a first year college student, like film student.
Did it let's watch it, Okay, the Love.
Speaker 2: Kyle Richard's Morgan music video.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I'm sure it's there. You probably have to
like scrub.
Speaker 2: Three point eight million views.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, I mean, Kyle's on this show.
Speaker 2: Let's see. Okay, starting off very Jason Mores. I don't
know what time zone it can, but I hear you
up like I need a friend. I don't know.
Speaker 3: You can't pretend that disaffair. I don't care, he says you,
my honest words, better than.
Speaker 2: This, all right? The sexual overtones and undertones and just
a nature of this music video is hard to miss.
And yeah, Kyle mis Smith, the bullshit. I mean, you're
literally in a music video where the woman across the
street is taking off her at leisure to show you
her hot, little tattooed body, pouring water all over herself,
and you're leaning against the wall, just completely overtaken by
your crush on this person. So if I was Mauricio,
I'd be like what the fuck's going on? Too? But
the problem is Mauricio was just balls deep in people
for half a decade. Yeh.
Speaker 1: She was within her rights to do what she did.
What is her last name?
Speaker 2: Oh? Is it Wade don't know, yeah, Morgan Wade. Yeah yeah,
good for them. That's I think it's a great music video,
great song. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: It's really good.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get to the fashion show.
Speaker 1: Oh let's hear are we there? Oh yeah, you always
hate when the the girls get glammed up. I guess
you say you're not a fan of that.
Speaker 2: No, I mean, what did we glean from it?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just like it. There's some b
roll that I really enjoyed.
Speaker 2: You're a gay little boy, all right. Uh?
Speaker 1: Oh, well, we learned that Reba didn't make her flight.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, yeah, uh.
Speaker 1: She gave it the old college try though, but it
didn't work out. I think Reba probably called in a
bomb thread at the airport. Yeah, anything to not get there,
to support it on her I guess.
Speaker 2: That's a really good point. Was not a big weed smoker,
but she did arrive to the airport with a half
pound in her luggage.
Speaker 1: Wow, she's lucky she didn't get arrested, not only get
on not get on that plane.
Speaker 2: Well, she leveled with TSA and the federal agents that
came into the room. She said, listen, I hate my
daughter y'all can take us. I hate my goddamn daughter
so goddamn much. I wouldn't believe and they kind of
took pity on her and felt bad for it, and
they let her. Okay, let's get to the fashion show.
Quite the bell hop Florence and the machine a little bit.
OBVI is screaming, and we get to rehearsal. Jennifer Tilly
is very upset that she has to rehearse, and I'm
just wondering what this is because Sutton is orchestrating the show,
and it's strange to me because like, if you're gonna
or it would be like me stepping up to Ah.
Speaker 1: I guess she's not orchestrating anything. That's the person that
bankrolled everything, and the person that she hired to be
the event coordinator is just standing by and can't fucking
say shit.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, I guess, but she does step up and
start telling people to walk certain ways. I'm like, yeah,
you don't have any standing in this realm. You've never
you've done this.
Speaker 1: Maybe Gus or whoever's bank rolling it gets to come
in and say they give their two fucking dumb scents.
Speaker 2: Okay, so let's get to the show. What I'm saying
is orchestrators and directors of fashion shows are very experienced.
Dare I say artistic and creative people.
Speaker 1: Well, we met the event coordinator. He was that handsome
guy who's trying to get in every single goddamn shot.
Speaker 2: Did you see that guy Florence's machine.
Speaker 1: Oh that his day was well no, no, no, that
the long haired guy. He was part of that team,
but they were the short haired, like better looking guy
was the actual event quarter. He was the one asking
if the ladies needed agent.
Speaker 2: Oh that's right, yeah, no, his skin looked great. All right,
let's get to the show.
Speaker 1: Kyle noted, Halle Berry's at the Oscars, so we're going
to talk about her. She's fifty six years old.
Speaker 2: Talk about the gosh, Kyle's not talking to the press
and evil press. No press, who care? Who cares talk
to the press.
Speaker 1: You know the funny part.
Speaker 2: Don't talk to the.
Speaker 1: Pressure's funny part. All right, So there are going to
be people there, but it's not the type of press
that gives a shit about mo, she had said. Vote.
She mentioned some publications that would be there, like Vogue.
I don't know why Vogue is there. But they're there
because they cover fashion shows, uh, and reality publications. I
don't know, websites like reality blurb or real Reality Bites.
They don't have any money to send anybody out there.
Those are the people that cover your ship life.
Speaker 2: Well, they just do it for free. Those those journalists
just like being there.
Speaker 1: Well, here's how most of the stuff that gets covered
by Bravo works. There's no actual reporters. They just cover
all these people on Instagram posting and then they kind
of put pieces together.
Speaker 2: I think there are journalists there, but they're from like, yeah,
they're from page six and they're you know, they're they're
there are people that just want to expense their night
at Barney's Beanery.
Speaker 1: But I think what you're pointing out by her saying
no reporters is the level of self importance, Kyles.
Speaker 2: What are you the Clintons are you talking about? And
to know that, Like, I think one of the reasons
why she's like, I can't talk to the press is
because I, deep down I don't think that she really
gives a fuck either. I mean, she knows that to
talk to the press would be to act because she
knows that he's been fucking doing this for a long time.
This is their dynamic, so to be outraged in the
press would be this thing that you have to like
commit to. Maybe I'm getting too deep now.
Speaker 1: Before we move on, because I think we're gonna wrap
this up a little bit. When Kathy had essentially said
that Mariso couldn't float, yeah, a girlfriend or what, it
makes me concerned that maybe their lifestyle is a little
inflated and that could be fascinating. Yeah, because divorces happened,
and this is Shot and Freud, this is I. All
the kids are out of the house. Actually, I don't
give a fuck if Kyle has to live in a
condo next to Erica Jane. Ah, it would be interesting
if we start getting in the finances, because I can
tell you the real estate market has not been doing
well for a number of years.
Speaker 2: I think that it would be really cool to see
if if to read down sizes and Kyle down sizes,
that'll be fun.
Speaker 1: I'd love for them to live together like Laverne and Shirley. Yeah,
I think so, and then Lenny and Squiggy come over.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would be really good. And I
don't really get those references. So she Anda shee is here.
Speaker 1: She's here. It's nice to be on television again because
I don't know what we're going to see you again.
Speaker 2: We'll see around the Valley maybe, Oh my god, how
could we forget.
Speaker 1: In?
Speaker 2: Uh breaking not tracking news. Jax Taylor has admitted that
he has a cocaine addiction problem.
Speaker 1: Oh he does, Okay, because we've been saying that the
entire season, his entire careerer.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, because we've been saying that. You know, it
would be like you know, we're saying it because he's
gaged out of his mind every single time he's on camera.
So it's not like too much investigative work, Like we're
not gumshews or anything. We're just like calling the sky blue.
You know, that's it.
Speaker 1: There are some scenes in that season one when we
covered that, Yeah, where the sounds like this because you're
nasled cojestiny because you're doing fucking lies. Yeah, Old Jack's
allergy problems. Oh, one thing you triggered. So the reason
this season sucks, I don't hate it as much as
you do. There's something wonderful about new cast members. Uh,
and by that I mean a new reality show. The
Valley was amazing to be fair. It was only six episodes.
How do you fuck that up? It was depressing, But
all those people, those new people.
Speaker 2: It was more than six episodes.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was eight. It was a very very short season, Dylan.
Speaker 2: She would call me poopys.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's me.
Speaker 2: You know, it was a call back.
Speaker 1: You just call me poopy?
Speaker 2: Is that? You know?
Speaker 1: We had a number of marriages imploding on television and
that's I mean, you don't get that all the time.
Speaker 2: In reality TV. No, no, no, that was really that
was particularly toxic.
Speaker 1: So I'm hoping that we don't have a sophomore slump,
but we'll see. Anyway, Moving on the fashion show, Kathy's
on xanax, I can tell you that, right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: So we do the show. Kathy hurts her knee and
then slow rolls out and walks to her seat in
front of the first model. This is quintessential Kathy and
we love her for it. Uh. The model checked Kathy
a little bit. She bumped her with a very tall model. Yeah, no,
first off, that was purposeful. If I was Kathy, I
would soon don't touch Kathy Hilton like that, you bitch.
Speaker 1: So Kathy goes backstage to offer Sutton Dere's voiceover for
the event. Did you catch that? No? She said, you know,
Dreek can come out and start announcing the models or
because she knows fashion, and then goes, this is a
professional operation. Don't worry, we got it covered. Yeah, and
then yeah, Kathy walks out and then doesn't.
Speaker 2: Well, she also hurt her knee. She had to get
medical attention. That's right as well. But the show ends
the fashion is rippulsive, and we get Sutton grabbing the
mic and saying, my mom is not here. But if
she was, I hope she'd be proud of me. Talk
about God not severing the umbilical cord when you're that
old God? Damn.
Speaker 1: I mean, who's the guy that created all those shows
from a like Archie Bunker's house. Who's that famous writer?
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: He just died like last year at ninety five.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was doing podcasts five years before his death
in his nineties talking about his mother never giving him
any praise and how much it bothered him. We take
that to the motherfucking grave.
Speaker 2: What is his name?
Speaker 1: Norm Norman, Norm norm something?
Speaker 2: All right, we'll get in the comments. Let us know
what you thought about the episode. We love you guys
very much. We'll be back next week with a girl's trip.
I don't know, let us know what you think about
this season. It's it's I Lear, Norman Lear.
Speaker 1: And by the way, Norman Lear needed a mom like Garcel,
who congratulated her son like he'd just gotten into the Olympics.
He'd put on some else's clothes and walked in a circle.
Speaker 2: Well, I think we need we can strike a balance, right.
We'll see you next week. I'm doing saying goodbye, Pat,
say goodbye.