WEBVTT 1 00:00:07.000 --> 00:00:11.119 Welcome back to part two of my recap of Ninety 2 00:00:11.199 --> 00:00:15.679 Day Fiance Season twelve, Episode fifteen. It's better to bend 3 00:00:15.880 --> 00:00:18.879 than break, Honey. This is Vanity Faarra and my name 4 00:00:18.920 --> 00:00:20.839 is Chris Fara. You know what you're doing. You're listening 5 00:00:20.879 --> 00:00:24.519 to me breakdown. Episodes also talk about any sort of 6 00:00:24.559 --> 00:00:27.640 like stream of conscious hopefully pop culture things that are 7 00:00:27.640 --> 00:00:34.119 happening now or aught nineties, that situation. However, at the 8 00:00:34.119 --> 00:00:37.119 same time, much thanks for listening. I appreciate you, guys. 9 00:00:37.280 --> 00:00:41.479 Let's get in Mito and Debbie. Look what I'm starting with. 10 00:00:41.600 --> 00:00:45.600 Are you so excited? Me too? So, honey. He's sitting 11 00:00:46.039 --> 00:00:48.079 at her vanity. You know, I've seen this vanity and 12 00:00:48.159 --> 00:00:52.280 talked about it a billion times, and he's off. I'm sorry, 13 00:00:52.280 --> 00:00:55.840 he's awfully familiar with the vanity. He's sprayed himself down 14 00:00:55.880 --> 00:00:58.280 with a do or perfume right now, And I mean, 15 00:00:58.320 --> 00:01:00.000 I found this interesting and I'll just bring it up 16 00:01:00.000 --> 00:01:05.519 because I took so many pictures. He is tweezing who's 17 00:01:05.719 --> 00:01:10.079 beard with what looks like Tweezerman tweezers just going in 18 00:01:10.879 --> 00:01:21.879 micro garnishing, no pruning, primping. Uh yeah, that must that 19 00:01:21.959 --> 00:01:27.040 must hurt, thick ass beard hair, just have to pull 20 00:01:27.079 --> 00:01:33.519 it out. I don't mind feel like, but I've got 21 00:01:33.519 --> 00:01:36.359 mind laserds. They don't hurt this much. Okay, So, honey, 22 00:01:36.400 --> 00:01:41.319 he is in his full nighttime routine. It's a full 23 00:01:41.480 --> 00:01:44.640 ten step. It's like eight o'clock. I see on his watch, Okay, 24 00:01:44.920 --> 00:01:49.319 he does his pluck in and then we see like 25 00:01:49.439 --> 00:01:51.760 on her vanity that she has a bottle of that 26 00:01:51.760 --> 00:01:54.280 that pixie glow stuff that we were you know, remember 27 00:01:54.400 --> 00:01:56.680 that he gets a pad, he sprays it with a 28 00:01:56.680 --> 00:02:01.799 pixie glow. Honey. He just fitishhs himself down. Honey. He 29 00:02:01.920 --> 00:02:03.879 just has to make sure it's all looking right, it's 30 00:02:03.920 --> 00:02:08.560 all looking good, and then maybe there it is final step. 31 00:02:09.120 --> 00:02:14.000 Everyone's doing it. Why not Meto get those eye patches on. 32 00:02:14.280 --> 00:02:18.159 Make sure that he is very top underneath those eyes. Honey, 33 00:02:18.319 --> 00:02:21.919 that is a star. You gotta keep that skin moisturized, 34 00:02:21.960 --> 00:02:27.280 baby skin. He's ageless, honey. He could play a seventeen 35 00:02:27.360 --> 00:02:37.439 year old easily. He's he's cast him pilot season. That 36 00:02:37.479 --> 00:02:41.319 doesn't exist anymore anyway. So he is just like living 37 00:02:41.319 --> 00:02:43.039 his best life at the vanity, honey, which we're like 38 00:02:43.080 --> 00:02:45.520 clocking and we're like, yeah, I get it. And then 39 00:02:45.680 --> 00:02:48.240 she comes in. She's packing all of the Louise honey, 40 00:02:48.319 --> 00:02:50.360 she bought them all. She like, you know, wet and 41 00:02:50.400 --> 00:02:52.800 got all the luggages. She has her purse, she has 42 00:02:52.840 --> 00:02:55.319 the Duffle bag, she has what looks like an organizer 43 00:02:55.400 --> 00:02:57.919 a makeup bag, like you know, kind of satchel, And 44 00:02:58.000 --> 00:03:00.240 I'm so happy for her that Lisa. She's like, I 45 00:03:00.280 --> 00:03:03.039 want to be fancy. I've lived on God's green earth 46 00:03:03.080 --> 00:03:04.599 long enough that if i want to be fancy, I've 47 00:03:04.599 --> 00:03:06.439 decided I want to be fancy. I'm going to be fancy, 48 00:03:06.639 --> 00:03:10.639 and I love le Baton and I'm going to buy 49 00:03:10.960 --> 00:03:15.280 all my things with the monogram. So you know, uh, 50 00:03:15.360 --> 00:03:21.479 you know, great, Listen, if you are going to buy 51 00:03:21.800 --> 00:03:24.039 luggage that you don't check and you want to do 52 00:03:24.039 --> 00:03:27.439 that for yourself or anything else designer that you enjoy, fine. 53 00:03:29.439 --> 00:03:36.000 She talks a lot of people into unnecessary coverage options 54 00:03:37.599 --> 00:03:40.960 for their insurance so she could hit the quotas if 55 00:03:41.000 --> 00:03:44.400 not succeed, if not exceed them, and get the bonuses 56 00:03:44.439 --> 00:03:48.199 for those elvis. So she works for them. That's what 57 00:03:48.240 --> 00:03:52.520 I'm saying by sort of fucking over other people, surely 58 00:03:53.360 --> 00:03:56.000 I'm not saying that they don't need the insurance, but 59 00:03:57.159 --> 00:04:01.840 you can really like fear, you know, use fear to 60 00:04:01.919 --> 00:04:05.840 like upsell someone for like stuff like that. You know. Okay, so, 61 00:04:06.039 --> 00:04:07.240 but at the same time, maybe you need to be 62 00:04:07.280 --> 00:04:08.639 covered all the time, like I would. I would be 63 00:04:08.719 --> 00:04:10.800 like if I had the money, like cover me for everything. Honey. 64 00:04:10.879 --> 00:04:14.800 I mean, I'm in California right now, fire, earthquake, all 65 00:04:14.800 --> 00:04:21.639 of it. What do I I have no precious person. Okay. 66 00:04:21.720 --> 00:04:25.759 He asks how hanging with her friends was, and she's like, oh, really, well, 67 00:04:25.959 --> 00:04:29.079 let's be honest, horrible because they hate you, my friends 68 00:04:29.079 --> 00:04:32.000 they hate you. How is that bad? They hate you? 69 00:04:32.000 --> 00:04:34.600 You know what, I've been great if you had wanted 70 00:04:34.600 --> 00:04:37.160 to talk to them. He's like, no, it's okay. I'll 71 00:04:37.199 --> 00:04:41.920 never talk to them. So that's fine. They're no longer 72 00:04:41.959 --> 00:04:48.199 your friends. I will never see them again. You do 73 00:04:48.279 --> 00:04:51.199 whatever you want, not be friends with them. I'm your husband. 74 00:04:52.079 --> 00:04:54.000 Like that's low key what he's saying. But we're getting 75 00:04:54.000 --> 00:04:56.480 a whole different Meato like Mito, like I took some 76 00:04:56.519 --> 00:04:59.199 sort of chill pill in the craziest way between like 77 00:04:59.240 --> 00:05:02.800 the last two episodes in like the whole other early 78 00:05:02.879 --> 00:05:07.959 part of the season because he now seemingly obviously wants 79 00:05:07.959 --> 00:05:09.959 to get married. I don't know if it was just 80 00:05:10.240 --> 00:05:13.680 like he'd tried to do like a manipulation technique where 81 00:05:14.199 --> 00:05:16.720 he's always wanted to get married to her because he, 82 00:05:16.759 --> 00:05:19.199 of course wants to live in America, you know, to 83 00:05:19.240 --> 00:05:21.720 be a star, and he thought that he had to 84 00:05:21.759 --> 00:05:29.399 be sort of, you know, avoidant about his commitment with 85 00:05:29.560 --> 00:05:31.759 not saying I love you and sort of being like, 86 00:05:31.839 --> 00:05:33.879 I'm going to leave at any time. Like maybe that 87 00:05:34.040 --> 00:05:37.639 was his tactic to get her to like always be 88 00:05:37.759 --> 00:05:44.399 on her toes, wishing, hoping, praying that he is kind 89 00:05:44.720 --> 00:05:47.040 in the next moment to her you know what I'm saying, 90 00:05:47.079 --> 00:05:51.920 Like it's and now he is so much so that 91 00:05:52.040 --> 00:05:54.199 now they're talking about sex and he's like, can't wait 92 00:05:54.240 --> 00:05:56.439 for it. She's like, I know, I know that you're 93 00:05:56.480 --> 00:06:00.199 so excited for the marriage now because finally havings. He's like, yes, 94 00:06:00.800 --> 00:06:06.879 we're like what like the face that she makes when 95 00:06:06.920 --> 00:06:15.399 they talk about sex. He's like, oh, are you ready? 96 00:06:15.519 --> 00:06:21.079 She's like, yes, are you ready? I forgot that there 97 00:06:21.160 --> 00:06:23.839 was a possibility because I didn't think they were going 98 00:06:23.839 --> 00:06:25.120 to make it down the aisle and then the once 99 00:06:25.199 --> 00:06:28.199 realized on the streets that yes they do, until this 100 00:06:28.240 --> 00:06:31.399 moment that we were going to have the after sex 101 00:06:32.120 --> 00:06:38.000 morning recap producer conversation like that means Debbie's going to 102 00:06:38.040 --> 00:06:40.680 be like the morning after with that hair that she's 103 00:06:40.720 --> 00:06:43.959 constantly touching her hair, honey, constantly adjusting. You just gonna 104 00:06:43.959 --> 00:06:45.040 be like, you know, like some of messed up. She 105 00:06:45.120 --> 00:06:48.879 just like come out of the Saint Vincent Hotel on 106 00:06:49.040 --> 00:06:54.279 Magazine Street being like he feckted me real good, or 107 00:06:54.959 --> 00:06:59.319 he couldn't get it up or some it was an 108 00:06:59.360 --> 00:07:02.800 interesting thing night. You know, I don't know what her 109 00:07:02.920 --> 00:07:06.279 demeanor demeanor is gonna be, but I cannot fucking wait. Okay, 110 00:07:06.319 --> 00:07:09.439 let's get back to it. So at this point, though, 111 00:07:09.480 --> 00:07:11.879 she's really upset because Kayden, you know, God Bless said 112 00:07:11.879 --> 00:07:13.319 that he is going to have to work, and she 113 00:07:13.480 --> 00:07:16.519 says to Mito that she will not get married without Caden, 114 00:07:16.519 --> 00:07:20.120 and Mito's like, yes you will, bitch, shut up, and 115 00:07:20.160 --> 00:07:24.399 we're like, yeah, yeah she will. But you know, God Bless, 116 00:07:24.759 --> 00:07:29.279 he looks in the mirror and he's like, I do 117 00:07:32.079 --> 00:07:36.040 or I do not. That is the problem. Just kidding, 118 00:07:36.079 --> 00:07:39.439 get it, Get it, Shakespeare, I know Shakespeare so well 119 00:07:40.519 --> 00:07:43.519 I do. You're just like, oh my god, oh my god, 120 00:07:43.639 --> 00:07:53.839 he loves looking at himself in the mirror, acting to himself. Okay, 121 00:07:54.120 --> 00:07:56.199 I'm just gonna be like a hundo person, honest. You know, 122 00:07:56.240 --> 00:07:57.879 I will be over with in my life. And you 123 00:07:57.959 --> 00:07:59.800 know that I'm annoyed with myself that I want to 124 00:07:59.800 --> 00:08:02.199 be in actor or I'm an actor like I felt. 125 00:08:02.199 --> 00:08:04.040 I'm just saying, like, it's annoying to me to be 126 00:08:04.040 --> 00:08:06.040 a theater kid. It's annoying to me to be you know, 127 00:08:06.120 --> 00:08:08.160 like in the pursuit of acting at any given time. 128 00:08:08.199 --> 00:08:10.600 Why Because I think it's like a self indulgent very 129 00:08:10.759 --> 00:08:14.199 like you know, like kind of look at me act. Okay, 130 00:08:15.079 --> 00:08:19.519 I know that. And I didn't even know I want 131 00:08:19.519 --> 00:08:21.079 to be an actor because I thought for an actor 132 00:08:21.079 --> 00:08:22.519 for so long was just someone who wanted to be 133 00:08:22.519 --> 00:08:24.480 in a red carpet until I realized that like an 134 00:08:24.519 --> 00:08:26.720 actor was someone who played like adelaide and guys and 135 00:08:26.759 --> 00:08:29.800 dolls at someone who could just you know, get paid 136 00:08:29.839 --> 00:08:32.039 to go through a rehearsal process for like eight weeks 137 00:08:32.039 --> 00:08:33.840 in play with a bunch of fun people and like 138 00:08:34.519 --> 00:08:37.039 learn choreography and get to make fun voices and just 139 00:08:37.080 --> 00:08:38.639 like you know, all of that, Like that's crazy to me, 140 00:08:38.679 --> 00:08:41.279 and that's what I wanted to do any way, So 141 00:08:42.360 --> 00:08:44.200 why I'm still in pursuit of that and you know, 142 00:08:44.279 --> 00:08:46.919 God bless why my graundmix now probably even though at 143 00:08:46.919 --> 00:08:49.279 this moment happened to me at fifteen moving on, I 144 00:08:49.279 --> 00:08:51.200 wish I wasn't this way because I think it's like 145 00:08:51.240 --> 00:08:53.879 so cringey. And at the same time, look, Mito wants 146 00:08:53.879 --> 00:08:56.480 to be an actor, how cringey, and I want to 147 00:08:56.480 --> 00:08:58.960 be open and honest, honest with all the cringey should 148 00:08:58.960 --> 00:09:00.559 I do. But I'm going to tell you this right now. 149 00:09:01.559 --> 00:09:07.240 I don't look into the mirror into my own eyes 150 00:09:07.559 --> 00:09:16.320 and act with myself. Now. What I do do is 151 00:09:16.399 --> 00:09:19.559 I make up monologues or scenes where I just eat 152 00:09:19.600 --> 00:09:21.120 joom in my head or out loud. But I'm not 153 00:09:21.200 --> 00:09:25.360 looking at myself. I'm just moving around and or I sing. 154 00:09:27.360 --> 00:09:30.639 Sometimes I sing in the mirror, but it's not so 155 00:09:30.759 --> 00:09:33.240 much like emoting and looking at myself. It's more so 156 00:09:33.360 --> 00:09:40.840 that if you're going to sing, usually bathrooms have good acoustics, 157 00:09:41.399 --> 00:09:45.240 and bathrooms have lots of mirrors. But also, like you know, 158 00:09:45.279 --> 00:09:48.120 Harbord floor is not well. Maybe Harbor, but like tile, 159 00:09:48.519 --> 00:09:51.840 you know, marble, and so obviously it's good to sing, 160 00:09:52.120 --> 00:09:54.720 and so sometimes I just say I look at myself 161 00:09:54.759 --> 00:09:59.120 because I'm like, well, there I am. I can't imagine 162 00:09:59.159 --> 00:10:00.919 just like looking in my my own eyes and trying 163 00:10:00.919 --> 00:10:03.720 to act. I think it's so weird you can't look 164 00:10:03.759 --> 00:10:06.399 into both your eyes though, you just pick one anyway. 165 00:10:09.799 --> 00:10:12.399 So basically, at some point her son is now in. 166 00:10:12.679 --> 00:10:17.000 So it is the most anti climactic whatever thing that 167 00:10:17.080 --> 00:10:19.799 didn't have to happen, and we get a lot of 168 00:10:20.679 --> 00:10:29.960 weird moments that happened. Two highly questionable, mysterious moments happen. Okay, 169 00:10:30.000 --> 00:10:33.120 In the car with Devon, when it's revealed that Kayden 170 00:10:33.240 --> 00:10:35.240 is going to in fact make it to the wedding, 171 00:10:37.720 --> 00:10:40.960 Debbie says, I'm so happy he's going to be here, 172 00:10:41.120 --> 00:10:45.480 because it's not often that we're all together, and then 173 00:10:45.480 --> 00:10:49.759 Devon's like, I know, and then it's pitch silent for 174 00:10:49.799 --> 00:10:52.960 what feels like a beat, if not longer, of people 175 00:10:53.120 --> 00:10:58.679 just being like no, cut to confessional to tell us 176 00:10:58.720 --> 00:11:04.720 why Cayden from my knowledge, because I just got back 177 00:11:04.759 --> 00:11:07.279 from New Orleans, this is what I think it is. Okay, 178 00:11:07.279 --> 00:11:10.600 this is what I did I flew into central Louisiana. 179 00:11:10.639 --> 00:11:12.799 But I told you the scuplass rented a car right 180 00:11:13.440 --> 00:11:17.399 drove from Alexandria Lake Charles Kinder area through Baton Rouge 181 00:11:17.440 --> 00:11:23.840 where LSU is to New Orleans. That is a four 182 00:11:23.840 --> 00:11:26.559 hour trip. Baton Rouge is like somewhere in the middle. 183 00:11:30.080 --> 00:11:35.279 So Cayden works and lives somewhere between two to four 184 00:11:35.279 --> 00:11:41.399 hours away. Now there can be traffic coming in and 185 00:11:41.440 --> 00:11:43.480 how annoying that can be. But you know what I'm saying, 186 00:11:44.960 --> 00:11:47.159 fill us in on why you don't meet up a lot, 187 00:11:48.679 --> 00:11:52.559 because then she says this, Debbie says, I just can't 188 00:11:52.600 --> 00:11:55.480 believe my son, you know, is just meeting him now, 189 00:11:56.960 --> 00:12:01.159 and I want to be like, yeah, either we Oh, 190 00:12:01.200 --> 00:12:05.279 if only someone can fill us in on why that's 191 00:12:05.360 --> 00:12:10.519 here right now? It's you? Why? Okay? This is what 192 00:12:10.559 --> 00:12:12.919 I was like, Caen, I'm assuming just didn't want to 193 00:12:12.919 --> 00:12:14.960 be on camera, and I wish that she could have 194 00:12:15.000 --> 00:12:16.639 been like, you know, my son, Kayden just works a 195 00:12:16.679 --> 00:12:18.120 lot and he doesn't really want to be on camera 196 00:12:18.159 --> 00:12:20.000 and have you know, everyone go up there. So that's 197 00:12:20.000 --> 00:12:23.360 why it's not happening. But if Kanen was in Baton Rouge, 198 00:12:23.360 --> 00:12:25.480 because he's working, you know, at the college or whatever. 199 00:12:25.679 --> 00:12:28.080 Remember how they were like he has some bullshit college 200 00:12:28.200 --> 00:12:30.960 job that like isn't that important. That's why it's like 201 00:12:31.000 --> 00:12:33.480 weird that he seemingly is like, ah, I have to 202 00:12:33.519 --> 00:12:35.320 work or calling me in when it's like, well you 203 00:12:35.360 --> 00:12:38.039 can be like my mom's getting married or whatever or 204 00:12:38.080 --> 00:12:41.720 fuck this work. Okay, So that's one thing, but also, 205 00:12:41.799 --> 00:12:44.360 b so is it a college job and the college, 206 00:12:44.480 --> 00:12:46.120 you know is lsu is Is that what it is 207 00:12:46.240 --> 00:12:54.039 or something else? Why wouldn't production go to where he 208 00:12:54.279 --> 00:12:57.559 was to have them meet like in a park or 209 00:12:57.559 --> 00:13:01.759 something like that and give a another opportunity to have 210 00:13:01.919 --> 00:13:05.279 like something happen. And also to set that up. Why 211 00:13:05.320 --> 00:13:08.360 are we like going back and forth of us seeing 212 00:13:08.480 --> 00:13:13.879 him or not now because it's not like it's not interesting, 213 00:13:13.919 --> 00:13:15.879 it's not that important. And yeah, of course he's going 214 00:13:15.919 --> 00:13:17.600 to be there. He comes in like in a weird suit. 215 00:13:18.759 --> 00:13:21.559 Before though we realize yes, they're staying at the Saint 216 00:13:21.600 --> 00:13:24.039 Vincent on Magazine Street. It's a lovely, very boutique kind 217 00:13:24.039 --> 00:13:27.080 of eclectic hotel. Looks gorgeous and very happy for them. 218 00:13:28.000 --> 00:13:31.360 They have the three bedroom sweet honey for that wedding 219 00:13:32.200 --> 00:13:35.000 and what looks like a very comfy bed, and he 220 00:13:35.039 --> 00:13:37.320 is so excited about that bed. He One thing about 221 00:13:37.320 --> 00:13:39.200 Mito is he loves to lay around and be comfortable, 222 00:13:39.200 --> 00:13:41.000 and he doesn't want to talk to anyone. And so 223 00:13:41.159 --> 00:13:42.879 guess what, he's on a reality show. I'm about to 224 00:13:42.879 --> 00:13:45.080 get married and stuck with a you know, batty old 225 00:13:45.120 --> 00:13:50.320 lady in his and her well, her daughter and now 226 00:13:50.360 --> 00:13:53.240 her son that he has to appease, and that's not 227 00:13:53.279 --> 00:13:55.399 what he wants to do. But the end goal, honey 228 00:13:55.679 --> 00:14:02.720 is Hollywood, Hollywood. So now she's nervous to have sex 229 00:14:02.759 --> 00:14:05.279 with him, even though the bed looks comfy. It's two 230 00:14:05.320 --> 00:14:08.399 hours before the wedding and she's gotten some room service. Honey, 231 00:14:08.440 --> 00:14:10.440 Oh my god, what a good choice. One thing about 232 00:14:10.440 --> 00:14:13.200 Debbie is she knows how to live. She gets a 233 00:14:13.200 --> 00:14:16.200 bunch of fruit, a club sandwich, some fries. Honey. I 234 00:14:16.200 --> 00:14:18.440 love a club sandwich. I get the second I get 235 00:14:18.440 --> 00:14:21.320 that middle bread usually like taken out if possible, and 236 00:14:21.360 --> 00:14:23.440 I don't. It's because, yeah, it's too much bread, and 237 00:14:23.480 --> 00:14:27.360 also it's hard to eat. It's hard to put my 238 00:14:27.919 --> 00:14:31.840 mouth around it. I'm not a small mouth. Sometimes hard 239 00:14:31.879 --> 00:14:33.879 to eat like big at sandwiches, Like, how do you 240 00:14:33.919 --> 00:14:35.960 go to Deli's? You ever go to Deli's and have 241 00:14:36.000 --> 00:14:38.360 to like take out half of the meat they put 242 00:14:38.399 --> 00:14:40.759 in it if there's no sometimes there's no middle piece 243 00:14:40.759 --> 00:14:42.120 of bread, you just have to take up meat because 244 00:14:42.120 --> 00:14:44.039 it's like I cannot open my mouth that big I 245 00:14:44.120 --> 00:14:47.480 gonna give me lockjaw. So, yeah, her son comes in. 246 00:14:47.559 --> 00:14:50.679 He is dressed now. He feels very like Michael J. 247 00:14:50.799 --> 00:14:52.799 Fox and family ties, like you know, like he's like 248 00:14:52.879 --> 00:14:56.480 proper very like you know, buy the book you're He 249 00:14:56.600 --> 00:15:03.759 keeps saying absolutely, absolutely. Yeah, He's like, nice to meet you. 250 00:15:03.840 --> 00:15:06.480 Mito's like, nice to meet you. It's a pleasure. He's like, yeah, absolutely, 251 00:15:08.480 --> 00:15:12.679 is this some like weird script from the manisphere? They 252 00:15:12.720 --> 00:15:18.960 absolutely just threw me off. So uh, you know, it 253 00:15:19.039 --> 00:15:21.600 is like why why why didn't you meet him? And 254 00:15:21.720 --> 00:15:23.559 he's like, you know, I do have some grievance since 255 00:15:23.600 --> 00:15:26.600 I do have some questions, And so the girls leave 256 00:15:26.759 --> 00:15:29.320 and he asks Mito what he wants to do for 257 00:15:29.399 --> 00:15:33.120 a job and meet It's like, oh acting, He's like yeah, no, 258 00:15:33.159 --> 00:15:35.039 It's like that's a once in a million, one in 259 00:15:35.120 --> 00:15:37.519 a million shot. But it's a lot of situation. What 260 00:15:37.559 --> 00:15:39.840 are you going to do to pay the bills? And 261 00:15:39.919 --> 00:15:42.799 Mito is like, fuck, this guy, hate this line of questioning. 262 00:15:42.799 --> 00:15:45.360 How dare he asks me, I only want to do 263 00:15:45.399 --> 00:15:53.039 what I love acting. However, I do have a plan 264 00:15:53.120 --> 00:15:55.080 b if acting doesn't work out for the money, just 265 00:15:55.120 --> 00:15:56.919 because I know I have to make money and I 266 00:15:57.279 --> 00:16:00.399 need I need something practical. You say, something practice that 267 00:16:00.480 --> 00:16:02.840 isn't just you know, like a hope and a dream, 268 00:16:03.000 --> 00:16:05.159 but something I can do surely to make money, but 269 00:16:05.159 --> 00:16:07.720 based on my skills. Okay, I got something for you, Yes, Kayden, 270 00:16:09.240 --> 00:16:15.840 make music video. I can be a musical video star 271 00:16:16.039 --> 00:16:22.679 slash singer on YouTube. I just really want to like 272 00:16:22.840 --> 00:16:29.159 entertain create. He's what he says. This is why I'm like, 273 00:16:29.399 --> 00:16:33.600 so this is okay? Well who First of all, who 274 00:16:33.639 --> 00:16:35.120 are you? Who do you think you are? Mito? Do 275 00:16:35.159 --> 00:16:37.279 you think you're like some like four year old child 276 00:16:37.440 --> 00:16:40.360 auditioning for Disney shows that's either gonna be a Disney 277 00:16:40.480 --> 00:16:42.720 child actor or I don't know, a singer. What are 278 00:16:42.759 --> 00:16:47.200 you plucking Sabrina Carpenter and or Ariana Grande and or 279 00:16:47.480 --> 00:17:00.559 Selena Gomez and or Zendia. I can't. I just yeah, 280 00:17:00.639 --> 00:17:03.840 like it makes me mad to be an actor because 281 00:17:03.879 --> 00:17:07.440 this person sounds absolutely delusional. So then I'm like, oh, 282 00:17:07.680 --> 00:17:14.240 oh no, that guy is like okay, because I just 283 00:17:14.279 --> 00:17:16.319 don't want my mom to be married to a slouch 284 00:17:16.400 --> 00:17:20.839 on the couch. That kind of reminds me of Geek 285 00:17:20.839 --> 00:17:26.119 in the Pink, remember that anyway? And I was like, no, no, no, 286 00:17:26.160 --> 00:17:28.400 I would hate that. No, yes, Now you are my 287 00:17:28.440 --> 00:17:30.359 brother best friend. I know no one here, no other 288 00:17:30.400 --> 00:17:32.440 men are here. Please help me, please help me, please 289 00:17:32.480 --> 00:17:34.079 be my friend. How come you just got here? Kateen, 290 00:17:34.119 --> 00:17:36.000 where are you? There's no other I have to deal 291 00:17:36.039 --> 00:17:38.319 with her seletti friend with the weird hair. I hate 292 00:17:38.319 --> 00:17:41.839 that girl. And this your sister barely talks, she stits 293 00:17:41.839 --> 00:17:44.680 on the couch. Help me. You know You're just like, 294 00:17:44.720 --> 00:17:49.839 oh my god, okay. So that just tickled me from 295 00:17:49.880 --> 00:17:53.240 ear to ear. I loved every second of that whole sequence. 296 00:17:53.279 --> 00:17:56.359 I really did. I'm just like, so, what's going to happen? 297 00:17:56.400 --> 00:17:58.240 I forgot about the sex for some reason. That's like 298 00:17:58.279 --> 00:17:59.680 the like, that's the part of me that I'm like, 299 00:17:59.680 --> 00:18:02.720 oh my god, I forgot about the sex. Got about 300 00:18:02.720 --> 00:18:06.039 the sex. We get a deal with the sex. The 301 00:18:06.079 --> 00:18:09.079 sex is still going to happen. Sex is still happening. 302 00:18:11.240 --> 00:18:13.200 I forgot about it because so many things happened. Also 303 00:18:13.240 --> 00:18:15.279 because it's just so crazy that he's even still there. 304 00:18:15.599 --> 00:18:18.599 But like I'm like, oh my god. That means if A, 305 00:18:18.759 --> 00:18:23.799 then B then you know, Okay, Shay and Annabel they 306 00:18:23.839 --> 00:18:25.839 are packing honey because they're going to go to the 307 00:18:25.880 --> 00:18:29.400 Smoky Mountains for their weddings. Smoky Mountains, just like where 308 00:18:29.440 --> 00:18:35.079 Dolly's from. Smoky Mountains, Smoky Mountain chocolate factory, very Yimmy Chocolates, 309 00:18:35.400 --> 00:18:38.240 Smoky Mountains. I don't know a lot about the Smoky 310 00:18:38.240 --> 00:18:41.640 Mountains except for honestly, the two things I just said. 311 00:18:42.200 --> 00:18:44.200 And if I've ever talked about it, if I'm ever 312 00:18:44.200 --> 00:18:45.799 going to talk about it again, I will not be like, oh, 313 00:18:45.799 --> 00:18:47.920 the place that Shane Annabel went and got married will 314 00:18:47.920 --> 00:18:55.480 be my third thing. So anyway, he's like, you know, 315 00:18:55.559 --> 00:19:04.920 for a Catholic girl, you you sure fuck? I think 316 00:19:05.000 --> 00:19:11.559 that's true. I mean, you know, listen, historically, I guess 317 00:19:11.599 --> 00:19:19.160 Catholics make a lot of babies, So that's true. Okay. 318 00:19:19.920 --> 00:19:25.799 They go over a very important delineation between hillbilly and redneck, 319 00:19:25.880 --> 00:19:28.519 and he describes hillbilly's as being like kind of like 320 00:19:28.640 --> 00:19:33.039 solo weed farmers in the mountains, they don't really want 321 00:19:33.039 --> 00:19:38.559 to talk to people and how and rednecks though are hunters, 322 00:19:39.480 --> 00:19:42.319 you know, they like to like do cattle stuff and 323 00:19:42.400 --> 00:19:45.000 they love beer. So the big difference is one beer, 324 00:19:45.200 --> 00:19:47.359 one weed. I was like, that's the difference. I never 325 00:19:47.400 --> 00:19:52.480 knew that. But they drive up the Smoky mountains and 326 00:19:52.519 --> 00:19:54.119 it's really beautiful, and I'm like, oh, I want to 327 00:19:54.200 --> 00:19:56.000 know about more about these mountains I've been thinking about. 328 00:19:56.039 --> 00:19:58.359 I love mountains, you know, you know me, even when 329 00:19:58.359 --> 00:20:01.119 I went to New York I found the fucking waterfall. 330 00:20:01.440 --> 00:20:05.839 I sometimes look at pictures of Glacial Lake and Olympia Lake, sorry, 331 00:20:05.839 --> 00:20:10.559 Olympia National Force and Glacial National Forest to ease my mind. 332 00:20:10.640 --> 00:20:15.720 And also sometimes pictures of the Alps. Just like pure 333 00:20:15.799 --> 00:20:19.720 unadultered nature, just like screaming in your face when you 334 00:20:19.759 --> 00:20:27.559 can do nothing, but just like be completely engulfed by 335 00:20:27.880 --> 00:20:35.640 a beautiful natural landscape is overwhelming to me. So like, yes, 336 00:20:35.759 --> 00:20:37.960 that kind of thing. Also I've talked about like going 337 00:20:38.000 --> 00:20:41.720 to my Noah Falls and oh and like Hawaii Anawahu, 338 00:20:42.400 --> 00:20:46.000 same sort of feeling. So he's wearing a camel jacket. 339 00:20:46.000 --> 00:20:47.519 He loves it. She's wearing one of those like poof 340 00:20:47.559 --> 00:20:50.319 beanie hats. I'm happy about that. She looks cute. Now 341 00:20:50.359 --> 00:20:54.039 she's nervous to meet Madison, who's Nicole's daughter. Now, obviously 342 00:20:54.759 --> 00:20:57.920 we didn't get like the fun to Coal Annabel breakdown 343 00:20:57.960 --> 00:21:01.200 because Annabel hates Nicole. But we did get like Shay 344 00:21:01.559 --> 00:21:07.640 making Nicole sell her stuff. Okay, but Annabel thinks that 345 00:21:07.720 --> 00:21:10.279 Nichole has told her daughter a bunch of bad things, 346 00:21:10.759 --> 00:21:16.960 and therefore Madison will treat her Annabel poorly because she 347 00:21:17.759 --> 00:21:25.480 has prejudice against her. Now here's the unspoken thing. Nichole's 348 00:21:25.519 --> 00:21:29.880 had some issues. Nicole doesn't have like a pristine past, 349 00:21:30.279 --> 00:21:34.599 which I mean Madison has dealt with her mom long 350 00:21:34.720 --> 00:21:39.400 enough to know that her mom's opinion about all the 351 00:21:39.440 --> 00:21:44.400 things in her mom's life is skewed. That's the problem. 352 00:21:45.119 --> 00:21:52.000 Sometimes women who oh God, people men sometimes because it 353 00:21:52.000 --> 00:21:53.920 really is a new woman. But this is just unfortunately 354 00:21:53.960 --> 00:21:56.759 a woman I'm talking about, but it really could be men. Sometimes, 355 00:21:56.799 --> 00:22:02.759 people who have a negative viewpoint and they feel like 356 00:22:02.799 --> 00:22:06.839 fucked up things happen to them enough that they get resentful, 357 00:22:07.079 --> 00:22:11.880 angry or petty about things cannot be trusted when telling 358 00:22:11.920 --> 00:22:16.440 you about their life, because upon listening to them, certain 359 00:22:16.480 --> 00:22:19.720 things don't add up, and questions start to arise, and 360 00:22:19.759 --> 00:22:22.680 you realize that they're giving you their version of what 361 00:22:22.880 --> 00:22:27.480 is their perception of what happened, and it's not real, 362 00:22:28.000 --> 00:22:31.160 it's not truthful. And other people be like, no, I 363 00:22:31.240 --> 00:22:33.599 was there that person crazy? You know what I'm saying, 364 00:22:33.599 --> 00:22:36.279 Like you can tell when that's happening, And I feel 365 00:22:36.279 --> 00:22:38.559 like Nicole might be one of those people. So Madison, 366 00:22:38.680 --> 00:22:41.000 knowing that about her own mom, is like, Yeah, I'm 367 00:22:41.039 --> 00:22:43.079 my own person. So I moved through this world making 368 00:22:43.079 --> 00:22:45.839 my own decisions, and what my mom's tells me goes 369 00:22:45.880 --> 00:22:47.640 in one air and out the other. And I love 370 00:22:47.680 --> 00:22:52.559 my dad. All of Shay's daughters look alike, Madison, Nicole, 371 00:22:52.599 --> 00:22:54.440 They're gonna mean, We're gonna be number one, Abbey. They 372 00:22:54.480 --> 00:22:58.400 all look alike. They're really beautiful ladies. I think they're 373 00:22:58.400 --> 00:23:00.599 really pretty. But I say that because, like you know, 374 00:23:01.359 --> 00:23:08.759 Abby and Alison are full blood sisters and Madison is 375 00:23:08.759 --> 00:23:11.400 a half sister. And so obviously we've met Nicole. We 376 00:23:11.759 --> 00:23:15.680 haven't met Shaye's first baby mama. But they all look alike, 377 00:23:15.720 --> 00:23:18.200 so I don't they just favor Shay Shase that's Shay's face. 378 00:23:18.240 --> 00:23:22.799 Who knows, But you know, they go to this beautiful airbnb. 379 00:23:23.000 --> 00:23:25.920 It's really lovely decorated, and I'm like, oh, you know, 380 00:23:25.960 --> 00:23:27.960 maybe I should go to this airbnb hunting and see 381 00:23:28.039 --> 00:23:33.079 what my smoking mountain life is. Alison shows up first 382 00:23:33.079 --> 00:23:35.920 with her boyfriend Jonathan, and then some niece who's like 383 00:23:35.920 --> 00:23:37.720 the Patty just got here. We're like, oh my god. 384 00:23:37.720 --> 00:23:39.200 It runs in the family, just like a bunch of 385 00:23:39.200 --> 00:23:43.720 fucking carty nonstoppers, honey, just alcoholics in this family just 386 00:23:43.720 --> 00:23:46.000 like runs deep. You know, like, what is this niece? 387 00:23:46.160 --> 00:23:49.920 What is she twenty two? Why is she coming in 388 00:23:49.960 --> 00:23:55.759 like that for a wedding? That's so funny? Okay, So 389 00:23:55.839 --> 00:23:58.920 then it gets real awkward. Then everyone sits down and 390 00:23:59.519 --> 00:24:01.799 Abby's like, yeah, nice to meet you, quicker cool. So 391 00:24:03.759 --> 00:24:06.839 here I just had to ask you, dad, like, what's 392 00:24:06.839 --> 00:24:08.559 gonna happen with your will? Like when you die? We 393 00:24:08.680 --> 00:24:11.279 hate the thought of you dying. We don't want it 394 00:24:11.279 --> 00:24:13.400 to happen. We've not been like what's gonna happen or 395 00:24:13.519 --> 00:24:15.920 counting it before it happened. But now that she's here, 396 00:24:16.640 --> 00:24:17.920 she just said, you have kids that have been here 397 00:24:17.960 --> 00:24:19.519 the whole time, and like you've just been Annabelle. And 398 00:24:19.519 --> 00:24:21.000 also like your kids who have been here the whole time, 399 00:24:21.000 --> 00:24:23.759 who you made, who didn't have a choice to come here, 400 00:24:23.759 --> 00:24:26.039 who you made. Therefore you like have to like take 401 00:24:26.079 --> 00:24:28.519