Speaker 1: I'll start to what you want to present some off
the bench with Jacob Hester and T Bob Abert.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Off the bench with Jacob Hester and T. Bob Abert.
Speaker 3: Off the pitch.
Speaker 1: Now here's Jacob Hester and T Bob Abert.
Speaker 4: Yo.
Speaker 5: Was good, y'all? Welcome in an hour or two of
O T B. I hope everybody's having a great Tuesday here.
Oh no, Coach Moulkey.
Speaker 3: Today, dude, I know.
Speaker 5: I just hit me.
Speaker 2: Or see what she's doing cold Cole.
Speaker 5: I mean, honestly, she's so kind that I don't think
she'd come on. But but she would, you know, she
she'd be give you know quick, you know, she'd be
nice about it. But no, I'm not going to bug
that woman all those great scene Her partner in crime,
Queen of Sparkle's there at the auction to night, how
about uh? I vaguely remember at the end of the auction.
Speaker 2: Wasn't Coach Johnson's wife there?
Speaker 3: Jake J. Johnson?
Speaker 4: Yeah, she was because you were asking for an l
S baseball score update.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's right, what Taylor? What do you giggly
on that? Man?
Speaker 4: We were up there for an hour trying to raise
money for the kids.
Speaker 2: Funny you're like, go to hey is the score?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, no straight, I mean it was a look, we
were up there for a long time. Yeah, we do
have OGB mail back coming up. I wanted to open
the hour talking baseball though, LSU Baseball. Okay, Landra, I
know you don't have much passion for the Sudar Sanders convo,
but you know you love you some.
Speaker 6: LSU Baseball actually wouldn't mind if we drafted Shador at nine.
Speaker 5: See that's my dog. See that's what we be. More
like a Laundra Taylor. I try to tell you every
single tell us why be more like a.
Speaker 6: Laund because I don't like Derek Carr.
Speaker 5: The simplest logic is best true.
Speaker 6: No, But like I said, I was listening to Schefter
talk about it. He actually compared it to how you
did with Pinicks and Cousins, and he accurately predicted Pinnicks
at eight last year.
Speaker 2: Last year, Schefter called that I didn't know this draft night.
Speaker 7: If you guys remember, it was like an hour before
the drafts started, Like he was like, hey, like watching
this guy's like this could actually happen.
Speaker 3: It was so like it was.
Speaker 4: We were in a full bar in Detroit and when
that happened, like just like it was like a dead
silence of a thousand people and then like the conversation roared.
Speaker 3: It was kind of cool.
Speaker 5: It was like a shock. Yeah, so like the shock
and then the rush afterwards. Oh that's cool. It was
like a wave like receding and then crashing back in.
Speaker 6: I was like deep in the dire Wolf thing. And
now I'm like looking at Yeshava and Lemon.
Speaker 5: We're gonna get that. How good is that? We're gonna
get to that in a minute. I want to So
we're gonna we're gonna use the and I want to
get a dire Wolf later. But we're gonna use the
L s U baseball as a quick spring board to
get into Yeshava Leman. Uh So LSU back in action tonight,
as Jake said, a bit of an extended road trip
here is they're gonna be going to Thibodeau tonight to
take on Nichols. They cannot escape the cold weather. I mean,
is it gonna be dude? It was forty degrees this morning, freeze.
I was actually cold leaving the house. I'm like, what
is going on. So sorry, Lsu Baseball. I mean, even
though whatever, I'm sure they're not, like Holy Man, I
guess it's still better than being a thousand degrees already.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know either act, especially in baseball. Yeah, because
there's nothing more miserable than standing around in the cold. Uh.
When you're a young guy.
Speaker 4: Oh, you're in left or right field, and does seem
like the coldest positions.
Speaker 3: You're getting no action, You're just sitting there.
Speaker 6: If you don't catch the ball right, it hurts really bad.
Speaker 5: This is very funny. I've been saying yeshava this whole time,
and Good good As Goldberg in the chat says Yeshiva
is how it's pronounced. And I'm gonna say I'm gonna
trust good As Goldberg on the pronunciation the wrestler or
Goldberg the goalie, either way, both Jewish.
Speaker 6: It's an Orthodox Jewish school.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, I know, that's what I'm saying. So if
you're if your if your chat name is good as Goldberg,
I'm gonna roll with your pronunciation on it. So yeshiva anyway, Uh,
LSU Baseball tonight taking on Nichols again. This lineup is
so tough to overcome for any Maybe eventually they'll run
into a junk baller. They just can't get their their
their their heads wrapped around. It hasn't happened yet. Uh
what do you think William Schmidt again? Get the start?
Give you a couple of innings in? What's the plan
after that? Like? Who are the next arms that Jay's
trying to to lube up for? Uh? For for the weekend?
Speaker 6: Last week? It was Schmidt and then I don't remember who.
Speaker 2: It was, it was somebody short.
Speaker 7: Yeah where when where's pitched a lot in in midweek?
Like he's gonna play for sure tonight? I did this game.
Speaker 6: I should know this, Like yeah, basically everybody?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean yeah, like Cooper Williams, Maverick Williams.
Speaker 5: For the weekend. You gotta get him at least in
inn in here, right like a Maverick? Is it like
somebody that you want to factor in as the season
goes on?
Speaker 3: I think?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 4: I mean, you threw what eight pitchers against Louisiana Tech?
So they like this is this is where they have
to get their work. If you're going you threw five
pitchers in a three game series, Okay, now is that
going to be every weekend? No, but it's not too
far off what every weekend's been like, it's kind of
been like six or seven. So this like this is
when you got to get that work in and so
nobody is going to really be extended. Like whoever starts
this game isn't going to go six innings. No, right,
You're going to probably go you know, three, two, and
then one for the rest of the way because you
have to like this is when they're going to get there,
you know, hopefully not but high leverage situation moments, not.
Speaker 3: Just a bullpen.
Speaker 5: Yeah. And you do have again, you do have because
Jay wants to win all of these games. You have
the added security blanket of a lineup that will most
likely give you really good run support. I watch it,
not have a night ever, he's back.
Speaker 6: Whatever you might see Jada nude out there. He hasn't
thrown since Mississippi State. So wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's what happens when you only use five pitchers.
Speaker 5: No, I know, I know, I know that's crazy. So
that's really what to watch tonight. I mean, anybody else
have anything terribly interesid I mean, I guess we'll see
kid probably get I mean her Nanda is asked to
get a night off, right, Yeah, and he seems to
have embraced a role. He seems to have embraced learning
from Luis and and and kind of you know, learning
the college game. And he's done really well.
Speaker 3: In the midweek.
Speaker 5: Yeah, definitely, is there anything else before you move on
to Yeshiva Lehman?
Speaker 4: Nothing for me for the baseball game, It's truly who's
going to throw?
Speaker 3: How do they look?
Speaker 4: Can they help you on the weekends if you need them,
because you'll need I don't know two arms to kind
of step up when you start talking about Regil's uh
super regionals.
Speaker 3: And maybe even Omaha, Yeah, we we talked about it.
I forget what day that was. It was Friday.
Speaker 4: You always need somebody, You always need somebody that you're
not really expecting to step up, to step up, and
like these are the moments when you find out who
you can trust the most in that situation.
Speaker 5: So, yeah, like who's gonna get the ball? Not so
they'll do it, but who's going to be the guy that.
Speaker 2: Gets a chance?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 3: What was last year is will Hilmersey gets to you?
And see?
Speaker 5: So yeah, true. So if you're wondering why though we're
talking about Yeshiva Leman, I don't know what becaumes. Ok,
so you two haven't seen any of that.
Speaker 3: I don't know what we're talking about. Now.
Speaker 5: This is the most insane baseball game you could possibly
imagine is taking place today. And I gotta give credit
to Nick underscore rt y three four five on Twitter
because this is the rare game in which it is
a stoppable force versus a movable object Jake. These two
teams have combined to lose one hundred and forty one
baseball games in a row. One hundred and forty one.
Yeshiva has a ninety nine game losing streak that dates
all the way back to twenty twenty two. Leman has
a forty two game losing streak that dates all the
way back to twenty twenty three in baseball. I know
you're giving me a quizzical look, like as if this
is not possible. I dove into the school website to
looking at their records. It is possible, and we're crazy
because to New Jersey, because some of the games are close,
like there's some one run losses in there and stuff.
They just cannot find their way to win. But somebody
has to win today.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, one of them has to win.
Speaker 4: Yes, in baseball is just such a game of you know,
the best team doesn't always win. And that's why we
always talk about you take two of three in this series,
like you're feeling really good even though you're the better
team in the major league level. It's the same situation
like if the Dodgers are playing the Nationals, you're like, well,
I think the Dodgers actually lost to the Nationals last night.
Speaker 3: Like it happens. That's what it's baseball.
Speaker 5: It's not for these two Yes, ninety nine game losing
Streek versus forty two game losing swit.
Speaker 2: We got to be pulling for Yashiva.
Speaker 6: Right, Oh Leeman is seventeen and oh all time versus Yeshiva.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we gotta pull for your show.
Speaker 7: I agree, we're cheering for Yeshiva ninety nine to forty
two and they've never beat them.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Unfortunately, Lehman leads the all time series against Yeshiva seventeen
to zero. They average fifteen runs a game. Well, Yeshiva
only averages four basically in the.
Speaker 7: Series fifteen runs a game and no, no, no against against
each other.
Speaker 2: I was against.
Speaker 5: I mean, come on, Yeshiva, this is your time back
to back winless seasons. Let my people go.
Speaker 7: This is one of those games. It's so bad, it's good.
This should be on ESPN. This really everybody's watching.
Speaker 4: Honestly, if they stream this like on Twitter, they would get.
Speaker 5: They stream it on the they stream it on the
I looked at him yesterday. I didn't write it down though.
It's gonna be streamed on one of the schools.
Speaker 4: And if it was live stream page Twitter, it would
get at least one hundred thousand views.
Speaker 5: I agree.
Speaker 6: I did dive into a little bit of stats. Okay,
what we got the era and the batting average for
Lehman College is way better than both. Not great, but
it's better than Yeshiva. So the batting average team batting
average for Lehman College is two fifty eight solid. The
team batting average for Yeshiva's one eighty nine. Opponents are
batting for forty one against them, So I don't know
how great that's opponents batting three ninety seven against Leman
and they got a fourteen ninety three er.
Speaker 5: Wait wait, wait, wait wait. Teams are batting three ninety
seven against Leman.
Speaker 6: Yes, oh my god. But they're batting for forty one
versus Yeshiva, so for forty one. Even the TVR TMR
for Yeshiva College eighteen sixty four has Yeshiva ninety three
for Lehman.
Speaker 5: I'm just maturing a grouping of the most nerdy, unathletic
Jewish kids. That's Siva, oh Man. Uh, come on, Yeshiva,
find a way, dude again, It's time to reach the
land of milk and honey.
Speaker 3: Too long.
Speaker 5: My people have suffered under Egyptian uh oppression. Yeah, Jewish
as well.
Speaker 6: I thought you said that.
Speaker 5: No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know
for sure.
Speaker 6: Okay, Sorry, I thought you said that.
Speaker 5: We know Yeshivas. I'm not. I looked it up on
Leman yesterday because I was actually trying to figure that.
I did not see anything that said that Lehman was Jewish.
It actually named one of the most diverse colleges in
UH in New York, in one of the top value
colleges in New York for whatever that is worth.
Speaker 6: Yeah, No, it just has public college. Sorry, I thought
I heard you say that they both were earlier.
Speaker 7: If we're going by mascot, Leman's got this one in
the bag.
Speaker 5: What's their mascot? She was the Maccabees.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 7: Lemon's the Lemon Lobos, which is good, okay.
Speaker 5: A Maccabee refers to a group of Jewish rebel warriors
who fought against the Solucids in the second century BCE.
The name is often associated with the meaning hammer or hammerer.
Let's go Macabees, it's time to hammer leam night shot
in the world.
Speaker 6: Also a book in the Bible. I think it's also
a book in the Bible. Yes, Maccabee, the Maccabees, Maccabees.
I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 5: I feel like I know the books of the Bible
pretty well.
Speaker 6: Wait, hold on, let's see. Yeah.
Speaker 5: Wait, there's maybe a letter written to the Maccabees at
some point.
Speaker 6: It has something to do it has something to do
with it's a book in the Jewish religion, my bad.
Speaker 5: Okay, So it's something maybe out of the Torah.
Speaker 3: Maybe yeah, perhaps.
Speaker 7: I'm looking right here in the in the Jewish when
they have there's some Macabees and two Maccabees there you go,
like not in ir version.
Speaker 2: All right, So yeah, I mean it is.
Speaker 5: The old Council of Niceeum deciding that Maccabee doesn't make
the cut. Well, guess what. It's time now for the
Maccabees to rise. It's time to split the Lehman Sea
in two and let my people go. Who will play
the role of Moses in the batter's box tonight? Who
can step up and avoid the one hundred game losing
streak and lead them to the land of milk and honey.
It's like Missippi State, right, they had what ninety and
it was at like nine hundred and ninety nine team
sports before they finally won that national championship. Yeah, this
is their time, let's go.
Speaker 3: How did y'all both find this independently?
Speaker 5: I found this a few weeks ago on It was
either on one of these Siko's twitters or maybe it
was a college It might have been a college football
subreddit some somewhere somewhere on Reddit is where I originally.
Speaker 2: To cross it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, some baseball page on Twitter. I don't remember what
it was called, but at the.
Speaker 5: Time, there were still like eight games left for each
team to reach here winless, and our guys went and
did it. They went and did it, so somebody has
to win today. The funniest thing would be maybe if
there was like an act of God and then the
game gets canceled and nobody wins. They have to move
on with the series, and it's like raining if they
cancel the games and then both just go on to
lose the rest of the both going to lose the
rest of the season. You got this, Yeshiva, let's go, baby,
It's time to hammer him like there's the Solucids back
in one thirty six BC. I don't think Yeshiva stands
a chance.
Speaker 2: It doesn't.
Speaker 6: See, this is the most publicity D three baseball has
ever gone ever ever.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're tied late and then it gets rained out, canceled.
Niokil's raising era support to Lsu Nichols Is that didn't
Lsu Nichols get canceled originally because it was too cold?
Speaker 4: Yeah, February nineteenth, I believe No, it's going to be
forty degrees again.
Speaker 6: I think it was colder than that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it definitely was. Phil Poksatani undefeated.
Speaker 6: It's like a cold front. It's not like fully cold, I.
Speaker 5: Know, but I'll be damned if this winner hasn't had
a few little icy tendrils grasping trying to stick around.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean week, I know it was.
Speaker 6: Hot, which is insane, Like, how does it change like that?
Speaker 5: No idea anyway, shout out to Yahiva. What times of
games today?
Speaker 3: Landra?
Speaker 5: Do you know? Can you look it up?
Speaker 2: I can look it up the game today? Yeah, six thirty.
Speaker 5: Oh a night game? Hell yeah, under the bright lights
where it deserves to be.
Speaker 7: Are you talking l s U or the Oh it's it.
Speaker 5: It's gotta be like two.
Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, it looks like there's a double header to
double header.
Speaker 2: Yeah, two, and.
Speaker 5: That makes one night game one night game.
Speaker 3: Yeah? Maybe?
Speaker 5: Uh what if?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, what if? What if Yeshiva gets to one hundred
losses and then and then breaks the streak in the
second game.
Speaker 2: I think that's actually the way to go.
Speaker 5: All you need is one, All we need is one.
Nine am Yeah exactly. Um anyway, wild all right, coming
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Speaker 5: I mean, I'm just asking questions. You know, you're telling
me the Earth is round. I'm not saying it's not.
I'm just asking questions, That's all I'm saying.
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Speaker 5: And then everything you're gonna say, I'm just gonna be like,
I don't know, I don't know. You never know never
never have you ever been to space.
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Speaker 5: Be mentally ill to uh like legitimately to believe that
the Earth is slapt.
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of it then improve it.
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we don't know.
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donut Earth theory, there's the giant eyes.
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Speaker 5: I know one of my good friends was actually pushing donut.
Speaker 2: Earth for a while.
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what it was about.
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Speaker 5: It's donut shaped. I mean, it is basically exactly what
You're not wrong these idiots. Uh, speaking of idiots, let's
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the internet hashtag? Go to be mailbag Jake thoughts and
picks on Champions League today?
Speaker 4: Oh, I don't know if I can give you picks
just straight off the dome here?
Speaker 5: Who's playing today? It did look like Arsenal was a.
Speaker 4: Little preoccupied when they were playing my Everton squad this weekend,
so maybe they'll be locked back in against Madrid.
Speaker 2: Did it ever meet him?
Speaker 3: This weekend? They tied one.
Speaker 5: Arson Bingery walking through that door.
Speaker 3: Byron Munich's playing inter Milan.
Speaker 4: I'll go the I'll go to the home teams by
Munich and Arsenal go home teams.
Speaker 3: It's good matchups.
Speaker 5: Uh, is there gonna be afternoon? You canna be watching
that one?
Speaker 3: No doubt?
Speaker 4: Hell yeah, I do like that, like when when it
is Champions League, like whoever's co hosting with me, they
kind of understand, Yeah, bring us in this into the segment,
but you got it.
Speaker 5: Sego to the mail bag. Did enjoy his time with
Chad after the Nickelback show.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it took him to the mansion afterwards out there
in kemp Wood got a little weird, but other than that, Yeah,
we had a good time.
Speaker 3: So specific.
Speaker 5: My sister actually did make out with Chad Kroger back
in the day after Shock.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he'd be telling Cammy secrets all the time up
on this show.
Speaker 5: It you did, Yeah to you just confirmed it, confirm
what she in high school. It was a different time.
Speaker 6: It was a different time.
Speaker 5: Hashtag OTB mail bag. If they extend this dire wolf technology,
are you up for mastodon brisket? Absolutely? I would love
to eat ancient meat.
Speaker 6: Well, mammoth is next, Like that's what they're doing next.
Speaker 5: Is a mammoth maskedons were smaller, Okay.
Speaker 6: Really well, mammoths were larger with flatter, rigid molars for grazing.
Speaker 5: I mean, we have like really good samples of mammoths right,
Like you should be able.
Speaker 6: To make I feel like it's basically.
Speaker 5: A mammon, Like we're close to it well, and we'll
get to the dire wolf a bit later Landra, because yes,
I think having a living close relative is the way
that they're pulling this off right.
Speaker 6: Yeah, and old fossils.
Speaker 5: Can you do a dinosaur? Can we get like a chicken?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Probably chickens are dinosaurs.
Speaker 5: Ostriches have a very dinosaur like feel.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Hashtag OTB male bag. How do y'all think Shooter Sanders
would have done in Nuss's place at LSU last season?
Probably been really good, not.
Speaker 3: As good, not as good.
Speaker 4: Because I think what we're talking about with like with
the processing and stuff, I think.
Speaker 3: Ness Myer's elite at it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, uh, you go back.
Speaker 3: I actually watched.
Speaker 4: I was watching the old miss tape. I think it
was late last week, getting ready for the draft. Not
for him, I've still but for for Will and Emory.
But it was like my God in the pocket in
the fourth quarter? Incredible?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Has seg O t B mail bag? Is Taylor
the Nick Fuintes of O t B.
Speaker 4: Y'all, y'all talk about so many people that I have
no idea who they are. I am so behind online
when it comes to y'all.
Speaker 6: Is not somebody that you want to know anything.
Speaker 3: I know, But it's still like y'all knew him. Y'all
said that yesterday.
Speaker 5: By some guy named Nick Fintes yesterday, and then I
tweeted out, like, you know, like I must have talked
craft him at some point I was like, who is this?
Apparently he's like a Holocaust denier. Yeah, did he go
on Joe Rogan?
Speaker 6: I don't think so. Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 5: Why was he in the news yesterday? I don't remember,
but yes, Taylor also does not believe in the Holocaust,
so he is I'm not a conspiracy theorist.
Speaker 2: I mean so no, probably not.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 5: Nobody wants to see Yeshiva lose more than Nick Fintes.
So if you're cheering against the Yeshiva, you're basically Nick Fuintes.
Let you know, be careful who you root for in
today's Leman game says a lot about you. It's like
a dog whistle. I'm cheering for Yeshiva. Hashtag OTB mail bag,
an intruder, h crap, my trett just okay, I lost
has to Would you rather two million dollars up front
or seven hundred and fifty k each year? For four
years taxes paid for already talking about Yeah, for sure,
it's more money. It's consistent money over a more extended
period of time.
Speaker 2: Also, like I can do plenty with seven hundred and
fifty K. It's not like I got that.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, damn it, I'm sure hashtag OTB mail
back and intruder has a gun point at a Lantra
and Taylor, who do you save? I dive in front
of the intruder and sacrifice myself.
Speaker 6: Classic way plassic And yeah we know te Bob's not
taking a bullet for anything.
Speaker 5: Yeah, for both of you. I take it for both.
Speaker 3: No, oh man, true?
Speaker 5: And then, like Jesus, you always have to remember that
I died for you.
Speaker 7: Okay, good now, Bob, the intruders will listen, And now
you gave away your plan.
Speaker 6: Would you like a necklace of tea Bob?
Speaker 5: Like diving exactly? You have to burn candles. No, I'd
let them kill Taylor.
Speaker 2: That's fine.
Speaker 7: Don't miss, don't miss, get me on the first shot,
don't miss.
Speaker 3: Him right out of the shower.
Speaker 5: Has to go to the mailbag. Oh did y'all see
this video from Florida? What would you do of another
man aggressively boarded your vessel. The drama behind it, it's a
little I guess some kids, I'm gonna get some of
the details wrong, but not the broadest strokes. But I
guess some kids are like fishing under a bridge. Maybe
they didn't have their lights on, or there was a
captain with a charter out there fishing under the bridge,
and maybe the kids came by at speed under the
bridge or their lights on, and I think they yelled
at the charter captain. Whatever. But basically, this charter captain
rolled up on the kid and boarded his ship like
a pirates, threatening to beat the hell out of him.
Speaker 6: A grown man doing this to a kid.
Speaker 5: He was like twenty two. He kept saying, he's a kid,
but he is like twenty two. Whatever, it's still it
still was though, like a a man against a younger man.
Speaker 3: Like what you should do?
Speaker 4: Yeah, like give another makers boards my boat. That's like
coming into my home, like it's all free.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Because the twenty two year old was terrified, he
was like begging the guy not to hurt him.
Speaker 6: Oh really, Yeah, I would push him off my ship.
I would throw him overboard.
Speaker 5: I think it's a bad look for the charter captain.
I don't know if you could be doing that and
be captaining a vessel out there.
Speaker 6: That's messed up.
Speaker 5: Uh, you should watch the video in the break has
to go to be mail bag dow futures indicated, you know,
but a thousand points higher. What does it say about
the abysmal ratings of the college football playoff?
Speaker 6: I don't know how to correlate.
Speaker 5: It's just NOOKI aer local autist being locked in on
something hashtag OTB mail bag. How does Team i'm treat
his herpes? I don't. Yeah, he just lets to go exactly.
Speaker 4: It's like his feet got chilled.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 5: I actually washed the top of my feet this morning.
Speaker 2: I hope in the bottom where you need the wash
the bottoms one at a time.
Speaker 7: The bottom is clearly Why would I wash the bottom
down there.
Speaker 5: In soapy water? When I touch my sock, the bottom
of my shoe hashtagg.
Speaker 4: The fact that y'all think the soapy water is washing,
y'all just it's crazy drives me crazy.
Speaker 5: Yeah, if soapy water could wash something right just sitting.
Speaker 3: There stagnant, Yeah, definitely something.
Speaker 5: I scrub my booty, I don't need to scrub the
bottom of my feet hashtag.
Speaker 2: And that's soapy booty water.
Speaker 5: That's actually that's a bad point.
Speaker 2: Booty water.
Speaker 5: That's actually not a bad paint.
Speaker 3: Take that, Murphy, Salm and Jody.
Speaker 5: Have any of you ever seen That's.
Speaker 3: The best thing is ever said on this show.
Speaker 5: Have any of you ever seen a u f O? Yeah?
Speaker 7: I have for real, Yeah technically because there's something flying
above me and I don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: But you mean like spaceship, no landa, you've seen the UFO.
Speaker 6: I've seen a UFO. We were coming back from Mexico.
We were crossing the border into McCallan and we saw
a UFO.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna need more, like tell me what it looked like,
like what happened.
Speaker 6: It looked like a flying disc like it looked what
you see like a UFO. It was not a plane.
I swear, I'm being so serious. You can ask my brother,
Like we call my brother right now and ask him.
We were coming back from Mexico and it was nighttime
and we were kids and there was a UFO and
none of us, even the adults in the car, didn't
know what it was like. It literally looked like a
UFO and there were no drones at the time, or
maybe there were. I don't know, but uh, yeah.
Speaker 2: She's probably right.
Speaker 5: I wish I had a UFO experience. Yeah, I'm not.
Speaker 6: We were so freaked out. It wasn't a plane. I
don't know what it was.
Speaker 5: I just it's always him, Like it's some sort of
you know, military tech, but who knows. Uh bash him. Uh,
you start choking on your food, but you quickly realize
the person giving you the heimlich is a rouse.
Speaker 7: Do you let him save you? Or do you choke it? No,
save me, I mean I guess. I mean we'll deal
with that after, like.
Speaker 3: Pa, you know.
Speaker 6: After you're done choking.
Speaker 7: Bro across that bridge when you come through it, like,
save me first, then we'll discuss other options.
Speaker 5: Go south, And he says this in jest, says, a
lodge have probably seen all kinds of aliens crossing the border, Okay,
not those that we're talking about extra terrestrials.
Speaker 7: That.
Speaker 3: Wow, let's get back to Sophie.
Speaker 5: He did. He did a winking and laughing about it.
Speaker 3: Hey, he did change that subject real quick though, from so.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was a good Uh, it was a good
It was a good line by. It was a good
line by. We'll give them, we'll give them credit for credits.
Speaker 4: Yeah that was you know, sometimes you have a foul tip.
That was a solid single to the right side.
Speaker 5: It might have been a double.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's true, yapper.
Speaker 5: It would take point three seconds to clean those little feet.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like just take the time. They're small. You don't
have a lot of covers.
Speaker 5: Not small, They're very thick and their size twelve, okay,
not to brag.
Speaker 6: A reference.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I need to twelve and I'm five to ten.
Speaker 5: Yeah, whatever, you are the out you are the outlier.
Speaker 2: What songs you were to?
Speaker 3: Twelve?
Speaker 5: Twell and a half thirteen? Sometimes but that's really sometimes
that that's really more of a wid thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, I was always taking like that.
Speaker 5: I have to buy my pants really big on the
waist to fit my legs. Otherwise they just don't stand
a chance.
Speaker 6: Taylor went yard with an unoxious.
Speaker 5: It's not a home runs a little bit short mcgirthy
certified chowed foot. Yeah that's what they call me.
Speaker 2: Ah, what size of shoe do.
Speaker 4: You have to really like go to somewhere special to
get it?
Speaker 3: You know what I mean? Like you can't just go
to the store.
Speaker 5: Well, I think probably sixteen and yeah, will Will Blackwell,
I want to say, where's like sixteen something like that,
and it is?
Speaker 2: He does, Yeah, it is.
Speaker 5: Now that's somebody that impossible.
Speaker 3: Like he's truly well.
Speaker 5: He's also got like ring Yeah, he's got your size hands.
Uh oh, for sure, he's got some meat leavers. He
uh yeah, that's all. Well he's about six four, is he? Yeah,
he just uh, he just does it. He can't he
can't buy shoes as a special Only.
Speaker 3: Nike Aaron Monarchs are available inside sixteen.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I mean, like you know, our my old college roommate
works for Nike and for groomsman gifts. We all got
shoes and he couldn't get matching shoes. He had to
get like a different kind because it was the only
ones that they made in the in the sixteens.
Speaker 7: There you go, Scott says, he wears the sixteen has
to order his. Yeah, I'm just thinking of what I
haven't seen in the store. I think I've seen some fourteen.
Speaker 5: He was like, fourteen is where it max is that
once you get above fourteen, you're getting into outlier territory. No,
Jake's not a hobbit. He's more of a dwarf in
my opinion, like a lord of the Rings, a dwarf
in his proportions. Yeah, which one is that? Like Gimli,
he's a little shorter than me. Well, no, no, I
don't mean high wise. I mean like they have big hands,
big feet. They're low to the ground like dwarves. Are
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Speaker 1: Back to sports talk, maybe off the bench?
Speaker 2: What's having y'all?
Speaker 5: Welcome back to OTB.
Speaker 4: Have y'all seen any of the Gosh, they're not the
Oakland A's, they're just the A's this year.
Speaker 3: Have y'all seen any of their games?
Speaker 4: Like, have y'all watched anything where they're flying there in Sacramento?
Like I'm watching them play the Padres last night and
Tatis hits a moonshot, just a bomb, And there's like
some three or four like metal buildings out there in
left field because it's a minor league park, and like
it's so funny, like I'm watching the highlight, I see
m hit it and you just expected to go into
this large crowd. Yeah, it's like basically a couple of
metal buildings out there and it just goes past them.
Speaker 3: It looks like a storage unit out there, and it's
just it's.
Speaker 6: A weird bridge unit is where they do their media availability.
Speaker 3: That's true that I did see.
Speaker 5: I did see their medivailability terribly sad. Uh couldn't have
happened to a more appropriate franchise.
Speaker 6: I watched Money the other day, great movie. I don't
I always necessarily agree with the philosophy, but you don't.
I don't know, like I kind of agree with both
sides of it where you kind of can't tell. You
don't know who's going to be able to translate into
the big leagues. It's like what y'all were saying with Shador,
like you don't know how that's going to translate into
the NFL or whatever. But I don't know if you
can look at strictly numbers and build your team off
of off on base percentage and it's.
Speaker 5: Probably it definitely revolutionized.
Speaker 6: I guess it's the money. I get it because they
were trying to be cheap.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but then the Red Sox took it to its
best form where it was like, okay, but what if
we had money to spend? But this was kind of
the theory that we used to spend that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, just like the A's did it because they didn't
have money. The Red Sox are like, let's use this strategy. Yeah,
but if we got Hey for somebody got to go
ahead and pay him.
Speaker 5: Anyway. This is Taylor. He's a really hard worker. He
always shows up on time. His only drawback is he's
a Holocaust denier. He's not a holocaustner, guys, Shout out.
Haley van Lyft just been revealed as one of the
Sports Illustreete swimsuit digital cover models. Currently has a one
point one million dollar INIL evaluation. Is she done with
college ball?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, this was the last the last going around for
for Haley. Going out on top. Now getting a digital
cover as well, got to pay pretty good.
Speaker 2: Shout out.
Speaker 5: She'll probably be in that three on three league, I'm
guessing and wnbu or not.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's probably worth she'll thrive. Remember I mean
she went to the Olympics in three on three.
Speaker 5: Oh, yes, that's right.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that was something like she's you know, it's
a different game and she's obviously got a knack for
that game as well, so she could actually you know,
be one of the faces of that new league.
Speaker 5: All right, let's leave ourselves some room here on the
back end. I got a wild story that Taylor was
talking about coming out of Cal football as the Andrew
looks we mented a couple of weeks ago, already starting
to have ripple effects through and something that I think
catch more and more on in college football.
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Speaker 5: So that was uh, Texas A and M introducing their
new head basketball coach yesterday, Old Bucky McMillan. I like
Tata's enter the ring from Buzz to Bucky. I always
wonder what goes to a coach's head the first time
they're at one of these things at Texas A and
M and they're like, what have I gotten myself into?
And watching that video to yesterday though, Jake, I did
wonder this, what's the difference between a European soccer crowd
and a Texas A and M football crowd?
Speaker 3: The chance are in slame?
Speaker 5: Is it? I mean? Is it that simple? Is it
that A and M's is more like nerdy and less
school of Guinea?
Speaker 6: Yes, people also don't have these milkman outfits.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, like it's like with a little piss and
vinegar in European soccer, that's like delivering milk to your front.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's like it's like Walt Cleaver.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Sometimes they were overalls with nicknames on them. Okay, relaxed.
Speaker 4: I mean this is like, I mean, we always talk
about text A and M the resources and then go
get whoever they want. They've had a couple of coaches
say I'm good, I'm gonna go elsewhere. Yeah, a couple
of different sports and uh yeah, five years ago Bucky
McMillan was coaching high school basketball and now he's buying
coach of Texas A and.
Speaker 5: M and trying to get there.
Speaker 4: Al Golden, here's his record at Stanford Colden ninety nine
fifty two.
Speaker 3: It was so good.
Speaker 4: But he was six and thirteen, twenty one, eleven, twenty one,
eleven twenty nine, six twenty two and eleven, made the
NCAA Tournament once, didn't win a game, got knocked out
the first round of the n i T this year,
and was coaching high school football five years ago.
Speaker 5: Look, maybe that's what A and M needs, though, Instead
of going after a big name. Maybe they need to
try to catch a riser, you know, which.
Speaker 6: How much are they paying him? Do you know? Does
it say.
Speaker 5: Probably not the seven million dollars that we're gonna give
Chris Beard I've not seen.
Speaker 4: Probably not. Probably probably got a discount here. Now, I
mean he was he was look three times so con
Coach of the Year. So it's good at Sanford. But again,
like Texas A and M, and you're hiring a guy
that doesn't have a tournament victory, only has one appearance
in the tournament.
Speaker 5: So I do love that multiple people who are watching
online at YouTube dot com, Slash one, O four five,
ESPN immediately after seeing the video or asking, uh, why
is Taylor on the screen? What what the heck is
Taylor doing in this video? As Taylor is our own
yell leader, He's definitely the most yell leader adjacent here
in the studio.
Speaker 7: Looks wise, yes, but in honesty, t Bubb looks what
about my personality?
Speaker 5: Says you lie said looks wise? That's all. That's all
I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Just look if you if you walked in here with
that same costume, I'd say, yep, that's a Yale leader.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it looks like it's for sure.
Speaker 5: How did we lose to these guys in football?
Speaker 3: Again?
Speaker 6: Does any other school have their song be talking about
like is literally talking about Texas with the sawed off.
Speaker 5: Texas geez that is yeah, that's some rent free stuff
right there. Bo got to change the song at a
certain point.
Speaker 6: Also, they weren't in the same conference for years, so.
Speaker 7: It just yeah, wonder how they lost their coach to Texas.
It's just shocking to mel.
Speaker 2: Didn't want to stick around for that.
Speaker 5: Bilba says, to be fair, A and N built two
indoor tracks of the track and field program, or LSU
was letting the track and field program evaporated? Nothing, is
that true? I don't know, Taylor. You absolutely should dress
up as a yell leader at some point Halloween A
bit somewhere along the line.
Speaker 2: I think even I have more respect for myself than that.
Speaker 5: We couldn't get you to yell leader costume. It's like
when I tried to get Musso in a costume for
Halloween when he worked in this show.
Speaker 2: I'll do some Halloween do.
Speaker 5: An overwhelming amount of bullying just to get him to
throw Harry Potter robes on over his normal clothes. He's
not into it at all.
Speaker 3: What do we do this year for Halloween?
Speaker 6: We didn't do anything.
Speaker 5: We did nothing.
Speaker 3: What did you mean, really anything?
Speaker 5: Nothing.
Speaker 2: I've only done Halloween on the show.
Speaker 6: I suggested pulp fiction and we never did it.
Speaker 5: Hold up, huh, Todd, I don't believe that our three
coming up next off the bench