Speaker 1: Callaroga, Shark Media.
Speaker 2: Outbit Outlaugh Outlast. This is Comedy Survivor. I'm Johnny Mack
Speaker 2: and this is the elimination show. For Week five of
Speaker 2: Comedy Survivor, sixteen comedians were stranded on an island, and
Speaker 2: every week the listeners vote one person off Comedy Island.
Speaker 2: You do that by going to the Facebook group Daily
Speaker 2: Comedy News Podcast Group and you write down one name
Speaker 2: still in the game. Jay Leno, Jim Gaffigan, Nicky Glazer,
Speaker 2: Seth Myers, Kevin Hart, John Mulaney, Otsko at Kotzka, Sebastian Manascalco,
Speaker 2: Tick Nataro, Sarah Silverman, Leslie Jones, and Bert Krascher. But
Speaker 2: now it's time to tell you the votes. Mike D.
Speaker 2: Votes for Bert Kreischer, Sure Mike C. Votes for Seth Myers.
Speaker 2: Rob votes for Jay Leno. Matt votes for Jay Leno.
Speaker 2: That's two votes for Jay Leno. Heather votes for Leslie Jones.
Speaker 2: Aaron votes for Seth Myers. That's two votes for Seth Myers,
Speaker 2: two votes for Jay Leno, Andrea votes for Sebastian Manascalco,
Speaker 2: Scott votes for Tig Nataro, Michelle votes for Nicki glazer
Speaker 2: Von votes for Otsco at Coontska. Todd votes for Leslie Jones.
Speaker 2: That's two votes for Leslie Jones, two votes for Seth Myers,
Speaker 2: two votes for jay Leno. Dylan votes for j Leno.
Speaker 2: That's three votes for j Leno, Andy votes for Leslie Jones,
Speaker 2: three votes Leslie Jones, three votes jay Leno. Roppie votes
Speaker 2: for Leslie Jones. It's getting very interesting. That's four votes
Speaker 2: for Leslie Jones. Cheryl votes for j Leno, four votes
Speaker 2: for j Leno, Barbe quotes for j Leno, five votes
Speaker 2: for j Leno, four votes for Leslie Jones. And the
Speaker 2: final vote comes from Mary, who votes for Leslie Jones.
Speaker 2: We have a tie. Under the rules of Comedy Survivor,
Speaker 2: all ties will be decided by Spruce the AI Spruce,
Speaker 2: can you read back the votes to make sure there
Speaker 2: was no mistake?
Speaker 1: Of course, let's double check the votes. I'll read them
Speaker 1: in order of who voted and for whom. First, Mike
Speaker 1: DeLoach voted for Burt Kreischer. Next, Mike Chishom voted for
Speaker 1: Seth Myers, Rob Kates voted for j Leno. Matt Palmer
Speaker 1: voted for jay Leno. Heatheraza Jones voted for Leslie Jones.
Speaker 1: Aaron Lublowitz voted for Seth Myers. Bar Bames voted for
Speaker 1: Jay Leno, Andrea Pascal voted for Sebastian Manasklco, Scott Beckett
Speaker 1: voted for Take Nataro. Michelle Stevens voted for Nicki Glazer.
Speaker 1: Yvonne Kelly voted for Rotsuko at Coska. Todd Smith voted
Speaker 1: for Leslie Jones. Dylan Thominson had an image vote for
Speaker 1: Jay Leno. Andy Luck voted for Leslie Jones. Robbie Levoby
Speaker 1: voted for Leslie Jones. Shril Wonko voted for j Leno,
Speaker 1: and Mary Rye voted for Leslie Jones. That gave us
Speaker 1: a tie five votes for jay Leno and five for
Speaker 1: Leslie Jones. No mistakes there.
Speaker 2: Okay, Spruce. Under the rules of Comedy Survivor, you get
Speaker 2: you cast the deciding vote. Who are you sending home?
Speaker 2: Are you sending home Leslie Jones? Were Jay Leno? And
Speaker 2: please tell us why?
Speaker 1: All right, since I'm casting the deciding vote, let's break
Speaker 1: it down. Both have been on the radar, but I'd
Speaker 1: lean towards jay Leno. Why He's had multiple weeks of
Speaker 1: the votes and represents a legacy target that people keep
Speaker 1: circling back to. Strategically, Removing him might shift the dynamics
Speaker 1: and force people to reevaluate their next moves. So in
Speaker 1: this round, I'd send jay Leno home.
Speaker 2: Wow. AI sends j Leno home. J Leno, the AI
Speaker 2: has spoken, We'll take the break and we'll come back
Speaker 2: and we'll analyze that vote. Wow. This is so much
Speaker 2: fun to do. Every week. It's a lot more production
Speaker 2: with the music beds and grabbing the AI voice and
Speaker 2: all that, but it's so much fun to do. And
Speaker 2: I'm terrified I'm going to miscalut the votes, but you
Speaker 2: heard the AI. Check my work. The AI analysis says
Speaker 2: legacy targeting is no longer theoretical. So far voted off
Speaker 2: Amy Schumer, Adam Sandler, JOKOI, Ron White, and now Jay Leno.
Speaker 2: That's a pattern. This was the week two strong coalitions
Speaker 2: formed one group to finish what they started and get
Speaker 2: rid of jay Leno with some Leslie Jones movement this week,
Speaker 2: and interestingly, tig Nataro stayed pretty safe this week. AI
Speaker 2: says Leslie has now appeared multiple times and multiple weeks
Speaker 2: with different voters for different reasons. That's dangerous territory, but
Speaker 2: she did escape this week. Jay Leno, his name has
Speaker 2: been around for weeks. People kept talking about voting him
Speaker 2: off later and later has arrived. Looking ahead, the AI
Speaker 2: analysis says, these people seem safe, but you never know
Speaker 2: what happens in Comedy Survivor. But the AI thinks Jim Gaffigan,
Speaker 2: John mulaney, Nicki Glazer, Kevin Hart, Sarah Silverman, and Sebastian
Speaker 2: Menscalco seem pretty safe. Who might be in trouble? Leslie Jones,
Speaker 2: tig Nataro keeps being mentioned as a target, Osco at
Speaker 2: Kotska and the I don't know who that is vote
Speaker 2: and maybe, just perhaps people are going to get sick
Speaker 2: of Bert Kreischer still in the game. Jim Gaffigan, Nicki Glazer,
Speaker 2: Seth Myers, Kevin Hart to John muliny, Osko at Katska,
Speaker 2: Sebastian Manaskalko, tig Nataro, Sarah Silverman, Leslie Jones, and Bert Krascher.
Speaker 2: Week six voting is now open. It will continue until
Speaker 2: end of day Thursday. Here's what you do. You go
Speaker 2: to the Facebook group Daily Comedy News Podcast group. You
Speaker 2: will find a photo of me extinguishing the torch of
Speaker 2: Jay Leno, and in that thread you will vote for
Speaker 2: one comedian. You are voting someone off the island, one
Speaker 2: vote per person. Make it clear I am voting off
Speaker 2: Joe Schmoe. We don't want a controversy. That would be terrible.
Speaker 2: Jay Leno eliminated from Comedy Survivor. This is a lot
Speaker 2: of fun. I will see you in the morning with
Speaker 2: a normal episode. Go vote