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Speaker 1: Chrissy spart Hello, It's Gank That Drank, a supernatural drinking
Speaker 1: game podcast. It's the podcast where two comedians pick their
Speaker 1: favorite episodes of their favorite show, Supernatural and make up
Speaker 1: drinking game rules. We recap the episode for you, We
Speaker 1: tell you how the drinking game rules worked out, and
Speaker 1: we generally have a good time, and then at the
Speaker 1: end we tell you what the next game is and
Speaker 1: what the drinking and rules are so you can play along.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what we're doing.
Speaker 1: It's like homework. We give you a little bit of homework,
Speaker 1: some drinking homework. So it's not bad homework. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: good homework. It's the good kind of homework that you
Speaker 1: get from Gank That Drink a Supernatural drinking game a podcast,
Speaker 1: A podcast that is sadly not appearing at a Phoenix
Speaker 1: Comic Con this year, which will be over by the
Speaker 1: time this episode comes out, but at the time that
Speaker 1: we're recording it, it's this weekend.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I'm sad that I cannot be there, but
Speaker 2: there are.
Speaker 1: Reasons Next year, next year, for.
Speaker 2: Sure, It'll happen next year. Yeah, I Chrissy, am excited
Speaker 2: to talk about this episode with you?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 3: Are you?
Speaker 1: Are you really?
Speaker 2: I am?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: I am no, I I think it's a sorry, I'm
Speaker 2: excited to talk about this episode with you. I I
Speaker 2: just finished watching the episode that we're gonna do next
Speaker 2: in that episode is a little harder pilled to swallow.
Speaker 1: Oh then this one, this one's a.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I like this though I did.
Speaker 1: Too, but it's it's not a great episode. I'll just
Speaker 1: say that up top. It's not one of my favorite episodes.
Speaker 1: I just I picked it because it jumped out at me.
Speaker 2: And I can see why. I mean, I as it
Speaker 2: was going on, I was like, okay, I can remember
Speaker 2: the beats of this and how this episode goes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so uh yeah, I could not remember I though it
Speaker 2: was still until they revealed it couldn't remember what the
Speaker 2: bad was, so I guess that wasn't like memorable enough
Speaker 2: to be like, oh, it's definitely.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well this is a very generic episode. Of course,
Speaker 1: we're talking about season nine, episode eight, Rock in a
Speaker 1: Hard Place, Uh, the episode I picked for this week,
Speaker 1: and it's just it's it's a very generic Monster of
Speaker 1: the Week. It's like a bunch of other episodes. It's
Speaker 1: really similar to a lot of other episodes, but it's
Speaker 1: it's it's its own episode. It's this episode, and I
Speaker 1: think it's entirely forgettable. But it jumped out to me
Speaker 1: because I was scanning through all the episodes of season
Speaker 1: nine because I got my DVDs out for Phoenix Comic Con.
Speaker 1: So I got all my DVDs out and I was
Speaker 1: like reading through the descriptions and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: the Vestal Virgins. We haven't done this one. Maybe it's fun,
Speaker 1: maybe it's not.
Speaker 2: Maybe not so much. It's got weird moments and things
Speaker 2: in it.
Speaker 1: But it's but it's a Jody episode.
Speaker 2: So that's what kept me going, yeah, and it's but
Speaker 2: then that's like that that makes that I think that
Speaker 2: redeems it. I would say I say that this episode,
Speaker 2: the fact that Jody is in it, I think so too.
Speaker 2: I think the site, the I think the I don't know.
Speaker 2: The supporting characters are pretty funny for the most part.
Speaker 2: The bads just me and Yeah, there's not a whole
Speaker 2: lot of it's a classic. It's a classic people getting
Speaker 2: snatched and taken to a place, and inevitably one of
Speaker 2: the boys is going to get snatched and taken to
Speaker 2: that place. Like it's one of those. It's pretty pretty common. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, follows kind of a formula, but but it's
Speaker 2: got good moments, Like like you said, the Jody bits
Speaker 2: are good. I'm excited to talk about it.
Speaker 1: What are rules, though, Chrissy, Let's get down and dirty.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about the rules. Rule number one, someone gets nabbed,
Speaker 1: take a drink. Rule number two. Someone says church, take
Speaker 1: a drink. Rule number three. If someone says virgins or virginity,
Speaker 1: take a drink. If someone mentions dragons, take a drink.
Speaker 1: If someone does research, take a drink. If someone goes
Speaker 1: to smooth City, take a drink.
Speaker 2: Take me down to the very Smooth City. That wasn't
Speaker 2: the right song.
Speaker 1: To h If you see blue Flames, take a drink.
Speaker 2: Hot Child in Smooth City, that was better.
Speaker 1: U. If you if you. Uh, oh, take a shot
Speaker 1: or double your drink or finish your drink. If you
Speaker 1: get a Jody Sucker punch, drink for the Jody Sucker punch.
Speaker 1: We're playing the Sami rule. We're always playing the Sami rule.
Speaker 1: If anyone calls Sam Sammy, you take a drink and
Speaker 1: take a shot when Zeke appears.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's fun. I'm excited to see how the
Speaker 2: numbers came out, because there's one.
Speaker 1: I definitely forgot, missed a lot of.
Speaker 2: Not forgot, just like no, I was on top of
Speaker 2: the one I think is the most. It was a
Speaker 2: different one. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it, Okay.
Speaker 1: So I gotta say if today is a little unhinged,
Speaker 1: it's because I've been ganking drinks already.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you out of like a happy hour?
Speaker 1: I yes, so. Uh The National Comedy Theater, Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what did I just do you? You? I dead named
Speaker 1: us dead us? Oh no, oh gross, get the taste
Speaker 1: out of my mouth. The Neighborhood Comedy Theater. Uh just
Speaker 1: got a new partner, the Sacred Pint Brewing Company that
Speaker 1: took over our front lobby area. So our front lobby
Speaker 1: area is now a tap room that is open big
Speaker 1: changes at the Neighborhood Comedy Theater. But so I was
Speaker 1: down there today with my husband Dorian, the co director
Speaker 1: of the Neighborhood Comedy Theater. Dorian and we were cleaning
Speaker 1: up the green room and organizing and trying to make
Speaker 1: space for things, and then when we were wrapping up,
Speaker 1: we were like, let's go have a pint. So I
Speaker 1: went and had a pint, and then when I got home,
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm just gonna keep having drinks. So
Speaker 1: I've been into the White Claus nice. Yeah, so I'm
Speaker 1: a I am ganked and dranked awesome.
Speaker 2: I asked them for a ten ounce poor the other
Speaker 2: night and he gave me a full one, and then
Speaker 2: I never remembered to check if he only charged me
Speaker 2: for a ten ounce or a full one, but I
Speaker 2: definitely asked for a ten ounce.
Speaker 1: Oh I didn't know you could what what's the ten ounce?
Speaker 2: A ten ounce poor instead of a sixteen ounce poor?
Speaker 2: Because it was like a stronger beer and it was
Speaker 2: gonna be my last one and I didn't want a
Speaker 2: full sixteen ounces of it. I was like, can I
Speaker 2: get ten ounces? And he just poured the thing on up,
Speaker 2: and I was like, Okay. His answer was no it yeah,
Speaker 2: but then I would I didn't want to get because
Speaker 2: it's cheaper. They even have it on their menu listed
Speaker 2: ten ounces. So I was like, and then I forgot
Speaker 2: to look at my tab at the end because I
Speaker 2: had an extra six ounces of strong beer I wasn't
Speaker 2: planning on having.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how they get you together, sacred pint. That's how
Speaker 1: they get to just stay.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, Well.
Speaker 1: Then you're like, I have to stay and get an
Speaker 1: uber home.
Speaker 2: I've closed it down two of the like six nights.
Speaker 4: It's been before five nights it's been open. I've closed
Speaker 4: it down, uh because they had the trivia box in there.
Speaker 4: Once I got go out on the trivia box they do.
Speaker 1: Oh it's really cool. It's a super fun, so super fun.
Speaker 1: Tapouse excited about it, Chrissy, all right, So this is
Speaker 1: season nine, episode eight, Rock in a Hard Place. It
Speaker 1: originally aired November twenty sixth, twenty thirteen. It was written
Speaker 1: by Jenny Kleine, the namesake of our Girl from the
Speaker 1: James Marsden James Marsters. I do that every time Chris
Speaker 1: maccarpenter episode. It was directed by John McCarthy and Our
Speaker 1: guest stars include Lyndy Booth as Vesta of course, Kim
Speaker 1: Rhodes as Jodie Mills, Susie abro Meet as Susie Lee.
Speaker 1: Oh they just named her herself, and Tierra sco By
Speaker 1: as Honor sco By. There we go, yeah, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: so then what likes versions of gold Dragons gig a drag.
Speaker 1: We get reminded that Sammy is possessed by an angel
Speaker 1: that's Ezekiel, and he's keeping Sammy uh smooshed together. After
Speaker 1: the trials, Jody Mills remember her she went on a
Speaker 1: date with Crowley, which I totally don't remember that fucking episode.
Speaker 2: We gotta do that episode, we okay, but we did
Speaker 2: the episode that leads into that episode.
Speaker 1: But we didn't do that episode.
Speaker 2: We did not do that. I think I watched it
Speaker 2: like because it just kept going. Yeah, we definitely did
Speaker 2: the episode before that episode.
Speaker 1: Recently, very recently, and Crowley is like, blah blah boo
Speaker 1: ooo oh, Crowley, I love you all Right. Now, a
Speaker 1: girl is closing up a diner. She gives food to Slim,
Speaker 1: the homeless guy, and she's being followed. We know she's
Speaker 1: being followed because we hear footsteps and she turns around
Speaker 1: and she's all freaked out and stuff. She drops her
Speaker 1: keys and hides under a car with a stun gun.
Speaker 1: Good for her for having a little pocket stun gun
Speaker 1: on her keychain. This is necessary for young women who
Speaker 1: are going to be closing up diners. Good for her,
Speaker 1: but it's not helpful if someone's going to lift up
Speaker 1: the car on top of you. We see blue flames
Speaker 1: and someone gets nabbed. Take two drinks. We get the
Speaker 1: title card Supernatural. Back at the bunkers, Sammy is snoozing
Speaker 1: at the table. How's Kevin? How's Crowley?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: They're both doing whatever. Sammy is like, I just can't
Speaker 1: recharge my battery and he doesn't know why, but we
Speaker 1: know why. It's because Ezekiel is in there, just running
Speaker 1: around like a hamster.
Speaker 2: On a wheel, charging his batteries.
Speaker 1: Draining his batteries.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but isn't he fixing Sam.
Speaker 1: At the same time he's he's like hiding out and
Speaker 1: he's keeping Sam together.
Speaker 2: Right, Like Sam wouldn't be alive.
Speaker 1: That went over ze heel right exactly. Jody calls she's
Speaker 1: got a case. Four people have gone missing and someone
Speaker 1: lifted an suv to nab this girl. So this might be,
Speaker 1: as Jody says, the kind of song YouTube dance too.
Speaker 1: They eat Jody. It's hugs all around. There have been
Speaker 1: four abductions, all from the church. Take a drink times three.
Speaker 1: They mentioned a church three times. Is it angels? Wait? Angels?
Speaker 1: Jody says, angels exist. Yeah, says Dean, but don't get
Speaker 1: too excited. They suck. They interviewed Slim. Tell us what
Speaker 1: you saw and he says he saw someone or something
Speaker 1: lifting up the car and he saw blue fire. They
Speaker 1: mentioned church again. Take a drink at the church. The
Speaker 1: members are going missing. They're all part of a chastity group.
Speaker 1: Abstinence purifies us, the SPU, the spew ap apu, the
Speaker 1: ap okay so it's members only. And Sam and Diana
Speaker 1: like count us in and the girl, the who I
Speaker 1: will refer to as Boss Lady is like, well, I'll
Speaker 1: be a squirrel and a skirt, and they.
Speaker 2: Like, I can't believe she can't see through them.
Speaker 1: I know she should be able to see through them.
Speaker 1: She really should.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Sammy is like fire in virgins and Dina's like, maybe
Speaker 1: it's a dragon. Take a drink. They really wanted to
Speaker 1: be a dragon, and I gotta root out whatever episode it.
Speaker 2: Is a fucking dragon.
Speaker 1: What is the dragon episode? That's bananas? Uh I don't
Speaker 1: remember a dragon episode, do you.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna look it over right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, good. Uh So they sign a purity packed to
Speaker 1: get re virginized in God's eyes. This is your clean slate,
Speaker 1: the boss lady says, and they sign, and she says, congratulations,
Speaker 1: you're both virgins. Take a drink. This is the second
Speaker 1: time Dean has been revirginized, or rehimenated, as he likes
Speaker 1: to say. The other one is in Monster Movie in
Speaker 1: season four, where he comes back from hell and figures
Speaker 1: that he has lost all his scars. He must be
Speaker 1: a virgin again. Ugh. So, in what I'll be referring
Speaker 1: to as the other bunker, the bad Bunker, not our bunker,
Speaker 1: the bunker where Honor is being held captive, she uses
Speaker 1: her taser, her little zapper, to navigate, and she knows
Speaker 1: someone else is there. We see figures flashby, she hears footsteps,
Speaker 1: she hears little banks and noises. She knows someone else
Speaker 1: is there. All right, that's all we get from her.
Speaker 1: We'll come back to her later at the church meeting,
Speaker 1: they begin with a prayer. Tammy wrote a poem called
Speaker 1: Sex is a Racket and God's Ball is in Your Court.
Speaker 1: Not a good title, Tammy, trim it, trimid down.
Speaker 2: It's a it's a verse, just a verse, yep.
Speaker 1: And Susie, who is running the meeting, is like, uh,
Speaker 1: we'd love to hear that. But later, let's talk to
Speaker 1: our new members. Sam, what brought you here to reclaim
Speaker 1: your virginity? And he's like, well, all my relations haven't
Speaker 1: ended well, and they chant stay strong, stay pure, stay strong,
Speaker 1: stay pure. They talked to Dean and he's like, I
Speaker 1: don't know. Sex is great, but it makes you feel bad.
Speaker 2: He just is the memorable scene from the whole episode.
Speaker 2: Like as as soon as they're in this meeting, I'm like,
Speaker 2: oh yeah, I remember what happens. Dean like turns them
Speaker 2: all on by just and then they're just getting cross shots.
Speaker 2: They got them crossing their legs, crunching up the pamphlets.
Speaker 2: It's good, it's funny.
Speaker 1: It's so funny. Uh. And it's and it's Jensen Ackles
Speaker 1: at his finest as Dean at his finest. It's it's
Speaker 1: worth the whole episode just to watch that scene, and
Speaker 1: then he wraps it all up by saying, I don't know,
Speaker 1: the whole thing was just too sticky.
Speaker 2: It's great, it's perfect, it's I think that's the thing.
Speaker 2: I guess. So there's moments of this episode that are
Speaker 2: I think very memorable. The episode as a whole, maybe
Speaker 2: not as much, but like I said, that moment, I
Speaker 2: was like, Oh, of course that's this Yes, yes.
Speaker 1: That's this one. Uh. So Dean thinks Susie looks familiar,
Speaker 1: and Sam is like, oh, come on, Dean, you're gonna
Speaker 1: try this here in a Grinity group. And he's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll be back. So Sammy talks to the boss lady
Speaker 1: and she's like, oh, Honor was my favorite. And Tammy
Speaker 1: gets incensed and she comes over to Sam and says
Speaker 1: she has no idea what kind of what kind of
Speaker 1: girl Honor really is? Oh my gosh, she's got some
Speaker 1: tea to spill about Honor. Meanwhile, yeah, Dean is being
Speaker 1: offered private coaching with the hot blonde leader of this
Speaker 1: group named Susie. Oh, she's going to give him some
Speaker 1: books that she read about chastity. So Dine is going
Speaker 1: to accompany her to her home. Oh my, my, Jody
Speaker 1: is at the motel doing research. How is church? Take
Speaker 1: a drink? Sammy reveals that Tammy revealed that Honor and
Speaker 1: Pastor Fred did the dirty, which.
Speaker 2: Is okay, like f Pastor.
Speaker 1: Fred though, yeah, really he is taking advantage. That is
Speaker 1: a classic power dynamic advantage taken. Yeah sick. Uh. Did
Speaker 1: you notice that the wallpaper at this motel is buffalo platte?
Speaker 2: I did not. I did not notice this. It is
Speaker 2: in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, is where it's set, and
Speaker 2: the boys at the beginning of the episode drive up
Speaker 2: there from the bunker like it's, you know, thirty minute
Speaker 2: drive or whatever, when it's a five hour drive between
Speaker 2: the boys and Seux Falls. Anyway, I noticed.
Speaker 1: They drive everywhere like it's around the corner.
Speaker 2: But like Jody was just waiting in that parking lot
Speaker 2: the whole time, for five hours.
Speaker 1: She was just standing there twiddling her thumbs, waiting for
Speaker 1: the boys. Okay, So Jody reveals that the kidnapped couple.
Speaker 1: So there was of the four people, it was Pastor Fred,
Speaker 1: Honor and now and now this couple. And she said
Speaker 1: that they were overheard by one of their moms doing it,
Speaker 1: and the mom clearly here heard the boy say it
Speaker 1: doesn't count because it was under thirty seconds. What that's it.
Speaker 1: That's a cross joke, even for Supernatural.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, then she heard a smash and saw blue light flames.
Speaker 1: Take a drink. It's taking virgins take a drink, but
Speaker 1: virgins who break their chastity vows. Oh my mo, my mi.
Speaker 1: Dragons are off the list. Take a drink, dragons. Jody says,
Speaker 1: take a drink. That's a thing, and Sammy says, yeah,
Speaker 1: too many things are things? That is a quote? What
Speaker 1: a line for Supernatural? If ever there was a pull quote.
Speaker 1: Too many things are things?
Speaker 2: I would put I would put that on a shirt
Speaker 2: and wear a Supernatural shirt.
Speaker 1: Was too many things or things? Maybe I'll find you
Speaker 1: a comic come or Phoenix fan fusion. Excuse me. So
Speaker 1: Dean is at Susie's house. He ignores all of Sam's
Speaker 1: calls and lights a candle. Dean, you dog. Susie cries
Speaker 1: and asks Dean to pray with her, and he's like, okay,
Speaker 1: and they sit down on the couch and pray together.
Speaker 1: Back at the motel, Sammy is trying Dean again, and
Speaker 1: Jody and Sam have a real nice bmcene. I enjoy church,
Speaker 1: she reveals. And she also reveals that she thinks that
Speaker 1: Sam and Dean have something really special in their connection together.
Speaker 1: It's nice to see someone acknowledge that what Sam and
Speaker 1: Dean have is really nice. Yeah, it's nice to see
Speaker 1: it characterized as something positive and beautiful and.
Speaker 2: Pure and not in a jokey way and.
Speaker 1: Not in slash fiction. Right back at Susie's, she gives
Speaker 1: him about eighty books on chastity, and she goes to
Speaker 1: the potty, and Ean finds in an.
Speaker 3: Open drawer, in an open drawer, revealed to the whole world, uh,
Speaker 3: the collection of porn titles that she has started.
Speaker 1: She is, why does she have them in a drawer
Speaker 1: in her living room.
Speaker 2: Right, not in a box in the closet, just in.
Speaker 1: A drawer in her living room, in the.
Speaker 2: Living room, which is like, this is what I expect.
Speaker 2: I was like expecting her to be the bad the
Speaker 2: whole time, because I was like, ooh, that's a real
Speaker 2: like way to I don't no. And then also she's
Speaker 2: like plays some sort of like Latina mistress in these
Speaker 2: pornography films, and she is white as white can be.
Speaker 1: White as white can be. She is white as white Rice,
Speaker 1: she is the white on rights. She's no man.
Speaker 2: This whole secret, the whole reveal of her being the
Speaker 2: porn star and everything, that's just like, boy, I don't know. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it was weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So he talks to Sam for a hot minute
Speaker 1: and he's like, Sam, it's not a dragon. Takes a drink,
Speaker 1: and then he hangs up again. So Dean reveals that
Speaker 1: he's seen her work. She doesn't want to be that
Speaker 1: girl anymore. And he says, look, I've seen literal nightmares
Speaker 1: and you're the stuff of the good dreams. What okay,
Speaker 1: it's it's the dialogue is very cheesy, but it's fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they don't appreciate you the things you can do. The
Speaker 1: scene with the tacos. What the fuck is she doing
Speaker 1: with tacos?
Speaker 2: That feels so lazy, like just lazy writing.
Speaker 1: Mmmmm, I don't want it. Yeah, And Susie goes, you're
Speaker 1: a bad boy, and he says say it in Spanish
Speaker 1: as she does, and then they go to Smooch City
Speaker 1: take a drink. Oley uh. In the other bunker, Honor
Speaker 1: finds a lantern and she finds Pastor Fred and the
Speaker 1: couple who have been abducted. Blue flames erupt. Take a
Speaker 1: drink and Pastor Fred is gone. Uh oh, things are
Speaker 1: happening at the motel. Sam and Jody want to go
Speaker 1: rescue Dian and Susie because they realize they've been gone
Speaker 1: a long time. Diana is not a good virgin, so
Speaker 1: they go to rescue Deane and Susie. Uh. They're in
Speaker 1: smooth City again. Take a drink and we see blue
Speaker 1: flames are up. Take a drink. Yeah, crack that can
Speaker 1: baby bank that drink it all right. So back at
Speaker 1: the other bunker, the bad Bunker, the girl of the
Speaker 1: couple is raking her nails against the wall and drinking
Speaker 1: the blood that comes out because she's so thirsty. And
Speaker 1: what is the grossest moment of this whole episode.
Speaker 2: It's just necessary, it's.
Speaker 1: So unnecessary, it's so dark in this otherwise like fun
Speaker 1: filled episode. She's just like, I'm so thirsty. She's raking
Speaker 1: her nails and then she's like no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no, I'm the blood that comes out. Oh
Speaker 1: it's so gross.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Uh. Scene and Scene and Doozy, who are also known
Speaker 1: as Dean Seene and Doozy, get dropped in. Sam and
Speaker 1: Jody investigate. They do more research. It's a Vesta. We've
Speaker 1: revealed the big bad. It's a Vesta, the Roman goddess
Speaker 1: of the hearth. The virgins take a drink. Who served
Speaker 1: her and broke their vows got buried alive. Oh, we're
Speaker 1: in trouble. It's another Greek god. We're back to Greek gods.
Speaker 1: What are we doing? We're back to the Greek god.
Speaker 1: Dean gets his spare phone out. Luckily he has his
Speaker 1: other other phone, and he's trying to get a signal.
Speaker 1: Vesta controls the blue flame, and that's how they know
Speaker 1: it's definitely her. In the bad bunker, they fight amongst themselves.
Speaker 1: The boy of the couple wants to give them uh
Speaker 1: honor because she has a busted ankle, and Dean's like, Hey,
Speaker 1: if we're gonna give them anyone, we're gonna give him you.
Speaker 1: So just calm down chuckles. He doesn't say that, but
Speaker 1: you know he wants to. Yeah, Jody and Sam need
Speaker 1: oak soaked in virgin's blood. Uh, And Dean's let Sam
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm a virgin again, and Jody is like,
Speaker 1: I think we need the real thing baby, So they
Speaker 1: go to Tammy to get her blood. This is when
Speaker 1: we get the Jody sucker punch. Take a shot, finish
Speaker 1: your drink, double drink, whatever you want to do is
Speaker 1: Pagans sucker punches him right in the.
Speaker 2: Christians. We just drink wine and say it's blood.
Speaker 1: But she gets the tiniest drop of her blood.
Speaker 2: Oh right, that's how they needed like okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they also found on the farm that everyone
Speaker 1: was trapped on based only on a train whistle.
Speaker 2: In supposed direction and like the timetables of the trains,
Speaker 2: and then the yeah, like they just nail it first.
Speaker 1: Try first, try nailed, and then Sam finds the hatch
Speaker 1: right away. Sammy times four, take four drinks, baby, Yes,
Speaker 1: what do you know? Vesta is the boss lady of
Speaker 1: the church. We knew it all along. Here's Vesta. Is
Speaker 1: this how a god acts? Says Jody, burying people in
Speaker 1: a barn. It's sort of pathetic, And Vesta says it
Speaker 1: only got pathetic when I started having to do it myself.
Speaker 1: They used to throw virgins at me, and Jody says,
Speaker 1: sucks to be Lindsey Lohan. What I don't understand that joke?
Speaker 2: Don't either, especially for an episode written in twenty thirteen.
Speaker 2: I don't understand it.
Speaker 1: I don't understand it, like name drop pop culture reference. Okay,
Speaker 1: but it feels very out of place. I just couldn't
Speaker 1: wrap my head around it. H So she straps Jody
Speaker 1: to her table. I'm gonna eat your liver. So Sam
Speaker 1: comes to and tackles Vesta. Who who? Jody pulls the
Speaker 1: oak out from a hyderr back and boom, Vesta stabs
Speaker 1: her in what should be her literal kidney. That's where
Speaker 1: your kidney's are stored. That's where she stabs her.
Speaker 2: She stabs uh, Jody. She stabs her like the shoulder. No, no, no, no.
Speaker 1: She gets her like right in the side.
Speaker 2: I swear she got her in like the shoulder. That's
Speaker 2: what it looks like to me when she's in this.
Speaker 2: Later on, it makes more makes sense.
Speaker 1: Okay, it looked to me like she got her in
Speaker 1: the side.
Speaker 2: Well, it got her in like the right shoulders. At
Speaker 2: first I thought I got her like in the heart,
Speaker 2: and I was like, no, Jody doesn't die. But then like, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was like the right shoulder. How she was able
Speaker 2: to pull it out with just who knows?
Speaker 1: But like, I don't know, maybe I misread it. Uh.
Speaker 1: So she tries to hurt Sammy, but she can't because
Speaker 1: she says he's all duct tape and safety pins inside.
Speaker 1: Good quote good quote. Jody ganks her with the oak
Speaker 1: that she pulled out of her own body, and Dean
Speaker 1: finally breaks out of the bad bunker.
Speaker 2: What did I miss?
Speaker 1: Yay? We say goodbye to Zody. We say I thank
Speaker 1: too many drags. We say goodbye to Jody. Uh. They're
Speaker 1: packing up their flannel, which I love. I love to
Speaker 1: see them packing their flannel. I love to see them
Speaker 1: just rolling it up into fucking wrinkle ass balls and
Speaker 1: shoving it into a duffel. I love it. I can't
Speaker 1: get enough of it. We get a BM scene with
Speaker 1: Sammy what's wrong with me? And Dean is like it's
Speaker 1: because of the trials, and Sammy is like, I'm a mess.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'll never be okay, and Dean is like, we'll
Speaker 1: figure it out. Sam and Dean is fixing and tell
Speaker 1: Sam all about Zeke. When Zeke appears, take a shot,
Speaker 1: double drink, finish your drink, and Zeke is like, don't
Speaker 1: fucking tell him, and Diana's like, ah, but we should,
Speaker 1: and Zeke is like, but don't. I'm kind of the
Speaker 1: boss around here. And then Sam's comes back and Dean
Speaker 1: is like, it's not your fault. Have a little faith, Sammy,
Speaker 1: take a drink. And that is the end of Rock
Speaker 1: and a Hard Place. Why is it called Rock and
Speaker 1: a Hard Place? You think?
Speaker 2: Okay? Okay, I actually I am so happy you brought this up, Chrissy,
Speaker 2: because I was just scrolling on the wiki for this episode.
Speaker 2: I have four alternate titles that come from the international
Speaker 2: versions of this episode.
Speaker 1: I literally can't fucking wait to hear them.
Speaker 2: Okay, I want to start with the one that I
Speaker 2: think is the worst one, but maybe even better. I
Speaker 2: don't know if it's better than Rock and a Hard Place.
Speaker 2: In Italy, it is called Between the Devil and the
Speaker 2: Deep Sea.
Speaker 1: Nope, that's stupid, that's bad.
Speaker 2: Right, all right, it is called Between the Cross and
Speaker 2: the Sword, which kind of like, okay, still.
Speaker 1: Isn't capture what the episode is about.
Speaker 2: No, but these next two definitely do. In German. In Germany,
Speaker 2: it was called Finally a Virgin Again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it needs to be called, right.
Speaker 2: Right, However, I would say that's what it needs to
Speaker 2: be called if it weren't for Hungry Hungry, which is
Speaker 2: not from what I understand in the super dope place.
Speaker 2: But they made a dope title for this episode, which
Speaker 2: is Unmake Virgins with an exclamation point. So I like
Speaker 2: Unmake Virgins. It's probably my favorite.
Speaker 1: That's what it needs to be called. It needs to
Speaker 1: be something about.
Speaker 2: Virgin Yeah, finally a virgin again, Like I don't know.
Speaker 2: The Germans nailed that.
Speaker 1: I can't stand it. Virginy is a construct. It's a
Speaker 1: a right, terrible, terrible blight on our humanity and whatever
Speaker 1: it's it's terrible. But you know, this episode was what
Speaker 1: it was. It was silly and stupid. It had some
Speaker 1: fun moments. Uh, not my favorite, but I picked up.
Speaker 2: But okay, if we could get an eighteen plus panel
Speaker 2: next year for GANK, it would be fun to maybe
Speaker 2: do this one because I would love to have someone
Speaker 2: read the Dean sex monologue in front of us.
Speaker 1: No, no, it would be.
Speaker 2: I think you should have a company. We should have
Speaker 2: a competition of people who could read it the best.
Speaker 2: It'll be funny.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I'll take that under advisement. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: all right, how did the rules play out? I feel
Speaker 1: like I missed a bunch. I can't wait to see you.
Speaker 1: What ours are?
Speaker 2: I miss so many?
Speaker 1: Okay, someone gets nabbed three times?
Speaker 2: Correct?
Speaker 1: Okay, how many times did you get someone saying church?
Speaker 2: I only counted six, and I feel like I missed.
Speaker 1: I got six two? All right? How many times do
Speaker 1: you get virgins or virginity?
Speaker 2: I got eleven times.
Speaker 1: I only got eight. Oh, how many times did you
Speaker 1: get them mentioning dragons five times? Five times? Nailed it? Uh?
Speaker 1: Doing research three times?
Speaker 2: I got four? But I think I counted maybe like
Speaker 2: two of the same research sessions. Research sessions two.
Speaker 1: Smooth City twice twice? All right, blue flames.
Speaker 2: I only got twice, but I think I missed the
Speaker 2: first one.
Speaker 1: I got six, See I miss I.
Speaker 2: Think well, I definitely missed. I missed at the very beginning,
Speaker 2: and then I was not yeah counting or yeah.
Speaker 1: The blue flames? It was six?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Uh, there's one Jody Sucker punch and this is a
Speaker 1: tough one. I got five. Oh, there's one right at
Speaker 1: the end, right at the end. Okay, said you gotta
Speaker 1: have a little faith, Sammy.
Speaker 2: Oh I missed that.
Speaker 1: And then one shot when seek appears. Yeah, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: that was a rough one. What's up next, Nate?
Speaker 2: Okay, Chrissy up next? We are actually going to I'm
Speaker 2: using this episode. That's a little inspiration. I don't know, okay,
Speaker 2: the idea of love.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: And you and I were talking recently and you said
Speaker 2: that we have not done the Cupid episode.
Speaker 1: Oh, the gross ask Cupid episode. We're the worst as
Speaker 1: Cupid episode.
Speaker 2: It's really not even a Cubit episode. It's a Horseman episode.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's see it.
Speaker 2: Season five, episode fourteen, my bloody Valentine.
Speaker 1: I find it hard to believe that there's anything in
Speaker 1: season five we haven't done yet.
Speaker 2: I okay, So in doing this, I was like leafing
Speaker 2: through the notebook to be like, how much of season
Speaker 2: five have we done? And yes, like we have not.
Speaker 2: There's not much we have not touched of season five yet.
Speaker 1: So it's a great season. It's a great season all season.
Speaker 2: The Demon Sam and the Demon.
Speaker 1: Blood Sam and the Demon Blood. It's so good.
Speaker 2: Right, I'm stealing your rule. Smooch City, Smooch drink for
Speaker 2: some Smooch City, take a drink when Dean drinks.
Speaker 1: Okay, that's gonna be a lot.
Speaker 2: Take a drink for every person that dies, and then
Speaker 2: drink two times if we knew their name. Okay, take
Speaker 2: a drink for some demon smokeouts.
Speaker 1: I love that rule.
Speaker 2: Take a drink for cupid.
Speaker 1: Hugs, cupid hugs.
Speaker 2: Take your drink anytime Sam like questions Dean, and you'll
Speaker 2: kind of know what I mean by that. It's like
Speaker 2: basically like questioning of Dean's Okay, okay. Take a drink
Speaker 2: every time someone says quote hungry.
Speaker 1: I'm so hungry.
Speaker 2: Okay, And take a drink anytime Cass is eating.
Speaker 1: Okay. I like those rules. Yeah, game, I'm excited do
Speaker 1: that episode. I have my next episode picked out and
Speaker 1: I'm super excited. Oh it's summer. It's summertime.
Speaker 2: It rained yesterday, which it never does.
Speaker 1: I know. It was beautiful.
Speaker 2: It was the first time in fifty years it rained
Speaker 2: on June first.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh boy. Okay, So we didn't introduce ourselves at
Speaker 1: the beginning. I'm one of the directors at the Neighborhood
Speaker 1: Comedy Theater in downtown Mason, Arizona. And Nate, who are you?
Speaker 2: I'm named a corner, a performer and teacher of the
Speaker 2: Neighborhood Comedy Theater in downtown Mesa, Arizona, home of the
Speaker 2: Sacred pint Tapper.
Speaker 1: Brewing Company Tapper. Where where can people find us in
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Speaker 2: Yeah, come see us and have a pint before, have
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Speaker 2: whether you could maybe get guses next door and bring
Speaker 2: it in or not.
Speaker 1: But I think you can.
Speaker 2: They told me I could, but then I don't know
Speaker 2: gus is waiting to hear if they're able to walk
Speaker 2: it over or not. Oh, we need to have those conversations.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, let me know these things. I can ask
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