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<v Speaker 1>Thanks searching in to another episode of Gank That Drank,

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<v Speaker 1>a Supernatural drinking game podcast. Want to skip those ads

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<v Speaker 1>parts that come with it. Hello, and welcome to Gang Drink.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's great everywhere. Oh, Chris beautiful, totally messy on

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<v Speaker 1>Chrissy spart Hello, It's Gank That Drank, a supernatural drinking

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<v Speaker 1>game podcast. It's the podcast where two comedians pick their

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<v Speaker 1>favorite episodes of their favorite show, Supernatural and make up

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<v Speaker 1>drinking game rules. We recap the episode for you, We

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<v Speaker 1>tell you how the drinking game rules worked out, and

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<v Speaker 1>we generally have a good time, and then at the

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<v Speaker 1>end we tell you what the next game is and

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<v Speaker 1>what the drinking and rules are so you can play along.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's what we're doing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like homework. We give you a little bit of homework,

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<v Speaker 1>some drinking homework. So it's not bad homework. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 1>good homework. It's the good kind of homework that you

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<v Speaker 1>get from Gank That Drink a Supernatural drinking game a podcast,

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<v Speaker 1>A podcast that is sadly not appearing at a Phoenix

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<v Speaker 1>Comic Con this year, which will be over by the

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<v Speaker 1>time this episode comes out, but at the time that

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<v Speaker 1>we're recording it, it's this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and I'm sad that I cannot be there, but

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<v Speaker 2>there are.

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<v Speaker 1>Reasons Next year, next year, for.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, It'll happen next year. Yeah, I Chrissy, am excited

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<v Speaker 2>to talk about this episode with you?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you really?

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<v Speaker 2>I am?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>I am no, I I think it's a sorry, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>excited to talk about this episode with you. I I

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<v Speaker 2>just finished watching the episode that we're gonna do next

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<v Speaker 2>in that episode is a little harder pilled to swallow.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh then this one, this one's a.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I like this though I did.

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<v Speaker 1>Too, but it's it's not a great episode. I'll just

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<v Speaker 1>say that up top. It's not one of my favorite episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>I just I picked it because it jumped out at me.

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<v Speaker 2>And I can see why. I mean, I as it

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<v Speaker 2>was going on, I was like, okay, I can remember

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<v Speaker 2>the beats of this and how this episode goes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so uh yeah, I could not remember I though it

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<v Speaker 2>was still until they revealed it couldn't remember what the

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<v Speaker 2>to be like, oh, it's definitely.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, well this is a very generic episode. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>we're talking about season nine, episode eight, Rock in a

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<v Speaker 1>Hard Place, Uh, the episode I picked for this week,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's just it's it's a very generic Monster of

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<v Speaker 1>the Week. It's like a bunch of other episodes. It's

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<v Speaker 1>really similar to a lot of other episodes, but it's

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's its own episode. It's this episode, and I

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<v Speaker 1>think it's entirely forgettable. But it jumped out to me

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<v Speaker 1>because I was scanning through all the episodes of season

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<v Speaker 1>nine because I got my DVDs out for Phoenix Comic Con.

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<v Speaker 1>So I got all my DVDs out and I was

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<v Speaker 1>like reading through the descriptions and I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>the Vestal Virgins. We haven't done this one. Maybe it's fun,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe not so much. It's got weird moments and things

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<v Speaker 1>But it's but it's a Jody episode.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's what kept me going, yeah, and it's but

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<v Speaker 2>then that's like that that makes that I think that

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<v Speaker 2>redeems it. I would say I say that this episode,

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<v Speaker 2>the fact that Jody is in it, I think so too.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the site, the I think the I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>The supporting characters are pretty funny for the most part.

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<v Speaker 2>The bads just me and Yeah, there's not a whole

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<v Speaker 2>lot of it's a classic. It's a classic people getting

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<v Speaker 2>that place. Like it's one of those. It's pretty pretty common. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, follows kind of a formula, but but it's

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<v Speaker 2>got good moments, Like like you said, the Jody bits

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<v Speaker 2>are good. I'm excited to talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>What are rules, though, Chrissy, Let's get down and dirty.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk about the rules. Rule number one, someone gets nabbed,

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<v Speaker 1>take a drink. Rule number two. Someone says church, take

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<v Speaker 1>a drink. Rule number three. If someone says virgins or virginity,

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<v Speaker 1>take a drink. If someone mentions dragons, take a drink.

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<v Speaker 1>If someone does research, take a drink. If someone goes

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<v Speaker 1>to smooth City, take a drink.

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<v Speaker 2>Take me down to the very Smooth City. That wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>the right song.

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<v Speaker 1>To h If you see blue Flames, take a drink.

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<v Speaker 2>Hot Child in Smooth City, that was better.

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<v Speaker 1>U. If you if you. Uh, oh, take a shot

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<v Speaker 1>or double your drink or finish your drink. If you

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<v Speaker 1>get a Jody Sucker punch, drink for the Jody Sucker punch.

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<v Speaker 1>We're playing the Sami rule. We're always playing the Sami rule.

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<v Speaker 1>If anyone calls Sam Sammy, you take a drink and

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<v Speaker 1>take a shot when Zeke appears.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, it's fun. I'm excited to see how the

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<v Speaker 1>I definitely forgot, missed a lot of.

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<v Speaker 2>Not forgot, just like no, I was on top of

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<v Speaker 2>the one I think is the most. It was a

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<v Speaker 2>different one. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So I gotta say if today is a little unhinged,

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<v Speaker 1>it's because I've been ganking drinks already.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, you out of like a happy hour?

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<v Speaker 1>I yes, so. Uh The National Comedy Theater, Oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>what did I just do you? You? I dead named

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<v Speaker 1>us dead us? Oh no, oh gross, get the taste

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<v Speaker 1>out of my mouth. The Neighborhood Comedy Theater. Uh just

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<v Speaker 1>got a new partner, the Sacred Pint Brewing Company that

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<v Speaker 1>took over our front lobby area. So our front lobby

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<v Speaker 1>area is now a tap room that is open big

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<v Speaker 1>changes at the Neighborhood Comedy Theater. But so I was

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<v Speaker 1>down there today with my husband Dorian, the co director

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<v Speaker 1>of the Neighborhood Comedy Theater. Dorian and we were cleaning

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<v Speaker 1>space for things, and then when we were wrapping up,

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<v Speaker 1>we were like, let's go have a pint. So I

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<v Speaker 1>went and had a pint, and then when I got home,

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I'm just gonna keep having drinks. So

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<v Speaker 1>I've been into the White Claus nice. Yeah, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a I am ganked and dranked awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>I asked them for a ten ounce poor the other

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<v Speaker 2>night and he gave me a full one, and then

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<v Speaker 2>I never remembered to check if he only charged me

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<v Speaker 2>for a ten ounce or a full one, but I

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<v Speaker 2>definitely asked for a ten ounce.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I didn't know you could what what's the ten ounce?

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<v Speaker 2>A ten ounce poor instead of a sixteen ounce poor?

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<v Speaker 2>Because it was like a stronger beer and it was

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<v Speaker 2>full sixteen ounces of it. I was like, can I

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<v Speaker 2>and I was like, Okay. His answer was no it yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>ten ounces. So I was like, and then I forgot

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<v Speaker 2>to look at my tab at the end because I

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<v Speaker 2>had an extra six ounces of strong beer I wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>planning on having.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, how they get you together, sacred pint. That's how

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<v Speaker 1>they get to just stay.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, Well.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you're like, I have to stay and get an

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<v Speaker 1>uber home.

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<v Speaker 2>I've closed it down two of the like six nights.

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<v Speaker 4>It's been before five nights it's been open. I've closed

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<v Speaker 4>it down, uh because they had the trivia box in there.

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<v Speaker 4>Once I got go out on the trivia box they do.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's really cool. It's a super fun, so super fun.

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<v Speaker 1>Tapouse excited about it, Chrissy, all right, So this is

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<v Speaker 1>season nine, episode eight, Rock in a Hard Place. It

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<v Speaker 1>originally aired November twenty sixth, twenty thirteen. It was written

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<v Speaker 1>by Jenny Kleine, the namesake of our Girl from the

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<v Speaker 1>James Marsden James Marsters. I do that every time Chris

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<v Speaker 1>maccarpenter episode. It was directed by John McCarthy and Our

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<v Speaker 1>guest stars include Lyndy Booth as Vesta of course, Kim

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<v Speaker 1>Rhodes as Jodie Mills, Susie abro Meet as Susie Lee.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh they just named her herself, and Tierra sco By

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<v Speaker 1>as Honor sco By. There we go, yeah, okay, all right,

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<v Speaker 1>so then what likes versions of gold Dragons gig a drag.

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<v Speaker 1>We get reminded that Sammy is possessed by an angel

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<v Speaker 1>that's Ezekiel, and he's keeping Sammy uh smooshed together. After

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<v Speaker 1>the trials, Jody Mills remember her she went on a

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<v Speaker 1>date with Crowley, which I totally don't remember that fucking episode.

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<v Speaker 2>We gotta do that episode, we okay, but we did

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<v Speaker 2>the episode that leads into that episode.

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<v Speaker 1>But we didn't do that episode.

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<v Speaker 2>We did not do that. I think I watched it

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<v Speaker 2>like because it just kept going. Yeah, we definitely did

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<v Speaker 2>the episode before that episode.

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<v Speaker 1>Recently, very recently, and Crowley is like, blah blah boo

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<v Speaker 1>ooo oh, Crowley, I love you all Right. Now, a

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<v Speaker 1>girl is closing up a diner. She gives food to Slim,

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<v Speaker 1>the homeless guy, and she's being followed. We know she's

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<v Speaker 1>and she's all freaked out and stuff. She drops her

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<v Speaker 1>Good for her for having a little pocket stun gun

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<v Speaker 1>on her keychain. This is necessary for young women who

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<v Speaker 1>are going to be closing up diners. Good for her,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's not helpful if someone's going to lift up

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<v Speaker 1>the car on top of you. We see blue flames

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<v Speaker 1>and someone gets nabbed. Take two drinks. We get the

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<v Speaker 1>title card Supernatural. Back at the bunkers, Sammy is snoozing

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<v Speaker 1>at the table. How's Kevin? How's Crowley?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>They're both doing whatever. Sammy is like, I just can't

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<v Speaker 1>recharge my battery and he doesn't know why, but we

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<v Speaker 1>know why. It's because Ezekiel is in there, just running

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<v Speaker 1>around like a hamster.

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<v Speaker 2>On a wheel, charging his batteries.

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<v Speaker 1>Draining his batteries.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but isn't he fixing Sam.

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<v Speaker 1>At the same time he's he's like hiding out and

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<v Speaker 1>he's keeping Sam together.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Like Sam wouldn't be alive.

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<v Speaker 1>That went over ze heel right exactly. Jody calls she's

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<v Speaker 1>got a case. Four people have gone missing and someone

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<v Speaker 1>lifted an suv to nab this girl. So this might be,

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<v Speaker 1>as Jody says, the kind of song YouTube dance too.

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<v Speaker 1>They eat Jody. It's hugs all around. There have been

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<v Speaker 1>four abductions, all from the church. Take a drink times three.

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<v Speaker 1>They mentioned a church three times. Is it angels? Wait? Angels?

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<v Speaker 1>Jody says, angels exist. Yeah, says Dean, but don't get

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<v Speaker 1>too excited. They suck. They interviewed Slim. Tell us what

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<v Speaker 1>you saw and he says he saw someone or something

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<v Speaker 1>lifting up the car and he saw blue fire. They

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<v Speaker 1>mentioned church again. Take a drink at the church. The

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<v Speaker 1>Abstinence purifies us, the SPU, the spew ap apu, the

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<v Speaker 1>ap okay so it's members only. And Sam and Diana

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<v Speaker 1>like count us in and the girl, the who I

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<v Speaker 2>Like, I can't believe she can't see through them.

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<v Speaker 1>I know she should be able to see through them.

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<v Speaker 1>She really should.

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<v Speaker 1>Sammy is like fire in virgins and Dina's like, maybe

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<v Speaker 1>it's a dragon. Take a drink. They really wanted to

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<v Speaker 1>be a dragon, and I gotta root out whatever episode it.

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<v Speaker 2>Is a fucking dragon.

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<v Speaker 1>What is the dragon episode? That's bananas? Uh I don't

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<v Speaker 1>remember a dragon episode, do you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, good. Uh So they sign a purity packed to

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<v Speaker 1>the boss lady says, and they sign, and she says, congratulations,

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<v Speaker 1>you're both virgins. Take a drink. This is the second

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<v Speaker 1>to say. The other one is in Monster Movie in

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<v Speaker 1>season four, where he comes back from hell and figures

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<v Speaker 1>that he has lost all his scars. He must be

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<v Speaker 1>a virgin again. Ugh. So, in what I'll be referring

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<v Speaker 1>she hears little banks and noises. She knows someone else

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<v Speaker 1>is there. All right, that's all we get from her.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll come back to her later at the church meeting,

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<v Speaker 1>they begin with a prayer. Tammy wrote a poem called

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<v Speaker 1>Sex is a Racket and God's Ball is in Your Court.

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<v Speaker 1>Not a good title, Tammy, trim it, trimid down.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a it's a verse, just a verse, yep.

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<v Speaker 1>And Susie, who is running the meeting, is like, uh,

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<v Speaker 1>our new members. Sam, what brought you here to reclaim

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<v Speaker 1>your virginity? And he's like, well, all my relations haven't

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<v Speaker 1>ended well, and they chant stay strong, stay pure, stay strong,

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<v Speaker 1>stay pure. They talked to Dean and he's like, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. Sex is great, but it makes you feel bad.

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<v Speaker 2>He just is the memorable scene from the whole episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Like as as soon as they're in this meeting, I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh yeah, I remember what happens. Dean like turns them

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<v Speaker 2>all on by just and then they're just getting cross shots.

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<v Speaker 2>They got them crossing their legs, crunching up the pamphlets.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good, it's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so funny. Uh. And it's and it's Jensen Ackles

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<v Speaker 1>at his finest as Dean at his finest. It's it's

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<v Speaker 1>worth the whole episode just to watch that scene, and

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<v Speaker 1>then he wraps it all up by saying, I don't know,

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<v Speaker 1>the whole thing was just too sticky.

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<v Speaker 2>It's great, it's perfect, it's I think that's the thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess. So there's moments of this episode that are

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<v Speaker 2>I think very memorable. The episode as a whole, maybe

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<v Speaker 2>not as much, but like I said, that moment, I

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<v Speaker 1>That's this one. Uh. So Dean thinks Susie looks familiar,

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<v Speaker 1>and Sam is like, oh, come on, Dean, you're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>try this here in a Grinity group. And he's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be back. So Sammy talks to the boss lady

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like, oh, Honor was my favorite. And Tammy

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<v Speaker 1>gets incensed and she comes over to Sam and says

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<v Speaker 1>she has no idea what kind of what kind of

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<v Speaker 1>girl Honor really is? Oh my gosh, she's got some

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<v Speaker 1>tea to spill about Honor. Meanwhile, yeah, Dean is being

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<v Speaker 1>group named Susie. Oh, she's going to give him some

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<v Speaker 1>books that she read about chastity. So Dine is going

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<v Speaker 1>to accompany her to her home. Oh my, my, Jody

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<v Speaker 1>is at the motel doing research. How is church? Take

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<v Speaker 1>a drink? Sammy reveals that Tammy revealed that Honor and

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<v Speaker 1>Pastor Fred did the dirty, which.

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<v Speaker 2>Is okay, like f Pastor.

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<v Speaker 1>Fred though, yeah, really he is taking advantage. That is

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<v Speaker 1>a classic power dynamic advantage taken. Yeah sick. Uh. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you notice that the wallpaper at this motel is buffalo platte?

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<v Speaker 2>I did not. I did not notice this. It is

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<v Speaker 2>in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, is where it's set, and

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<v Speaker 2>the boys at the beginning of the episode drive up

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<v Speaker 2>there from the bunker like it's, you know, thirty minute

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<v Speaker 2>drive or whatever, when it's a five hour drive between

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<v Speaker 2>the boys and Seux Falls. Anyway, I noticed.

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<v Speaker 1>They drive everywhere like it's around the corner.

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<v Speaker 2>But like Jody was just waiting in that parking lot

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<v Speaker 2>the whole time, for five hours.

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<v Speaker 1>She was just standing there twiddling her thumbs, waiting for

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<v Speaker 1>the boys. Okay, So Jody reveals that the kidnapped couple.

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<v Speaker 1>So there was of the four people, it was Pastor Fred,

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<v Speaker 1>Honor and now and now this couple. And she said

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<v Speaker 1>that they were overheard by one of their moms doing it,

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<v Speaker 1>and the mom clearly here heard the boy say it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't count because it was under thirty seconds. What that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a cross joke, even for Supernatural.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, then she heard a smash and saw blue light flames.

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<v Speaker 1>Take a drink. It's taking virgins take a drink, but

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<v Speaker 1>virgins who break their chastity vows. Oh my mo, my mi.

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<v Speaker 1>Dragons are off the list. Take a drink, dragons. Jody says,

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<v Speaker 1>take a drink. That's a thing, and Sammy says, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>too many things are things? That is a quote? What

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<v Speaker 1>a line for Supernatural? If ever there was a pull quote.

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<v Speaker 1>Too many things are things?

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<v Speaker 2>I would put I would put that on a shirt

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<v Speaker 2>and wear a Supernatural shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>Was too many things or things? Maybe I'll find you

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<v Speaker 1>a comic come or Phoenix fan fusion. Excuse me. So

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<v Speaker 1>Dean is at Susie's house. He ignores all of Sam's

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<v Speaker 1>calls and lights a candle. Dean, you dog. Susie cries

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<v Speaker 1>and asks Dean to pray with her, and he's like, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and they sit down on the couch and pray together.

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<v Speaker 1>Back at the motel, Sammy is trying Dean again, and

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<v Speaker 1>Jody and Sam have a real nice bmcene. I enjoy church,

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<v Speaker 1>she reveals. And she also reveals that she thinks that

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<v Speaker 1>Sam and Dean have something really special in their connection together.

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<v Speaker 1>It's nice to see someone acknowledge that what Sam and

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<v Speaker 1>Dean have is really nice. Yeah, it's nice to see

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<v Speaker 1>it characterized as something positive and beautiful and.

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<v Speaker 2>Pure and not in a jokey way and.

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<v Speaker 1>Not in slash fiction. Right back at Susie's, she gives

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<v Speaker 1>him about eighty books on chastity, and she goes to

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<v Speaker 1>the potty, and Ean finds in an.

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<v Speaker 3>Open drawer, in an open drawer, revealed to the whole world, uh,

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<v Speaker 3>the collection of porn titles that she has started.

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<v Speaker 1>She is, why does she have them in a drawer

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<v Speaker 1>in her living room.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, not in a box in the closet, just in.

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<v Speaker 1>A drawer in her living room, in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Living room, which is like, this is what I expect.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like expecting her to be the bad the

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<v Speaker 2>whole time, because I was like, ooh, that's a real

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<v Speaker 2>like way to I don't no. And then also she's

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<v Speaker 2>like plays some sort of like Latina mistress in these

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<v Speaker 2>pornography films, and she is white as white can be.

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<v Speaker 1>White as white can be. She is white as white Rice,

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<v Speaker 1>she is the white on rights. She's no man.

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<v Speaker 2>This whole secret, the whole reveal of her being the

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<v Speaker 2>porn star and everything, that's just like, boy, I don't know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So he talks to Sam for a hot minute

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<v Speaker 1>and he's like, Sam, it's not a dragon. Takes a drink,

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<v Speaker 1>and then he hangs up again. So Dean reveals that

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<v Speaker 1>he's seen her work. She doesn't want to be that

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<v Speaker 1>girl anymore. And he says, look, I've seen literal nightmares

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<v Speaker 1>and you're the stuff of the good dreams. What okay,

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<v Speaker 1>it's it's the dialogue is very cheesy, but it's fun. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>they don't appreciate you the things you can do. The

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<v Speaker 1>scene with the tacos. What the fuck is she doing

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<v Speaker 1>with tacos?

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<v Speaker 2>That feels so lazy, like just lazy writing.

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<v Speaker 1>Mmmmm, I don't want it. Yeah, And Susie goes, you're

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<v Speaker 1>a bad boy, and he says say it in Spanish

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<v Speaker 1>as she does, and then they go to Smooch City

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<v Speaker 1>take a drink. Oley uh. In the other bunker, Honor

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<v Speaker 1>finds a lantern and she finds Pastor Fred and the

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<v Speaker 1>couple who have been abducted. Blue flames erupt. Take a

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<v Speaker 1>drink and Pastor Fred is gone. Uh oh, things are

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<v Speaker 1>happening at the motel. Sam and Jody want to go

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<v Speaker 1>rescue Dian and Susie because they realize they've been gone

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<v Speaker 1>a long time. Diana is not a good virgin, so

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<v Speaker 1>they go to rescue Deane and Susie. Uh. They're in

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<v Speaker 1>smooth City again. Take a drink and we see blue

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<v Speaker 1>flames are up. Take a drink. Yeah, crack that can

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<v Speaker 1>baby bank that drink it all right. So back at

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<v Speaker 1>the other bunker, the bad Bunker, the girl of the

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<v Speaker 1>couple is raking her nails against the wall and drinking

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<v Speaker 1>the blood that comes out because she's so thirsty. And

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<v Speaker 1>what is the grossest moment of this whole episode.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just necessary, it's.

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<v Speaker 1>So unnecessary, it's so dark in this otherwise like fun

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<v Speaker 1>filled episode. She's just like, I'm so thirsty. She's raking

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<v Speaker 1>her nails and then she's like no, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>no no no, I'm the blood that comes out. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>it's so gross.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh. Scene and Scene and Doozy, who are also known

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<v Speaker 1>as Dean Seene and Doozy, get dropped in. Sam and

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<v Speaker 1>Jody investigate. They do more research. It's a Vesta. We've

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<v Speaker 1>revealed the big bad. It's a Vesta, the Roman goddess

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<v Speaker 1>of the hearth. The virgins take a drink. Who served

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<v Speaker 1>her and broke their vows got buried alive. Oh, we're

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<v Speaker 1>in trouble. It's another Greek god. We're back to Greek gods.

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<v Speaker 1>What are we doing? We're back to the Greek god.

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<v Speaker 1>Dean gets his spare phone out. Luckily he has his

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<v Speaker 1>other other phone, and he's trying to get a signal.

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<v Speaker 1>Vesta controls the blue flame, and that's how they know

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<v Speaker 1>it's definitely her. In the bad bunker, they fight amongst themselves.

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<v Speaker 1>The boy of the couple wants to give them uh

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<v Speaker 1>honor because she has a busted ankle, and Dean's like, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>if we're gonna give them anyone, we're gonna give him you.

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<v Speaker 1>So just calm down chuckles. He doesn't say that, but

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<v Speaker 1>you know he wants to. Yeah, Jody and Sam need

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<v Speaker 1>oak soaked in virgin's blood. Uh, And Dean's let Sam

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, I'm a virgin again, and Jody is like,

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<v Speaker 1>I think we need the real thing baby, So they

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<v Speaker 1>go to Tammy to get her blood. This is when

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<v Speaker 1>we get the Jody sucker punch. Take a shot, finish

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<v Speaker 1>your drink, double drink, whatever you want to do is

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<v Speaker 1>Pagans sucker punches him right in the.

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<v Speaker 2>Christians. We just drink wine and say it's blood.

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<v Speaker 1>But she gets the tiniest drop of her blood.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh right, that's how they needed like okay.

416
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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so they also found on the farm that everyone

417
00:28:01.799 --> 00:28:05.039
<v Speaker 1>was trapped on based only on a train whistle.

418
00:28:06.519 --> 00:28:11.240
<v Speaker 2>In supposed direction and like the timetables of the trains,

419
00:28:11.400 --> 00:28:16.200
<v Speaker 2>and then the yeah, like they just nail it first.

420
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<v Speaker 1>Try first, try nailed, and then Sam finds the hatch

421
00:28:22.279 --> 00:28:28.160
<v Speaker 1>right away. Sammy times four, take four drinks, baby, Yes,

422
00:28:29.400 --> 00:28:32.720
<v Speaker 1>what do you know? Vesta is the boss lady of

423
00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:38.240
<v Speaker 1>the church. We knew it all along. Here's Vesta. Is

424
00:28:38.279 --> 00:28:42.599
<v Speaker 1>this how a god acts? Says Jody, burying people in

425
00:28:42.720 --> 00:28:47.440
<v Speaker 1>a barn. It's sort of pathetic, And Vesta says it

426
00:28:47.519 --> 00:28:50.880
<v Speaker 1>only got pathetic when I started having to do it myself.

427
00:28:51.400 --> 00:28:55.200
<v Speaker 1>They used to throw virgins at me, and Jody says,

428
00:28:55.839 --> 00:29:04.960
<v Speaker 1>sucks to be Lindsey Lohan. What I don't understand that joke?

429
00:29:05.440 --> 00:29:09.200
<v Speaker 2>Don't either, especially for an episode written in twenty thirteen.

430
00:29:10.079 --> 00:29:11.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't understand it.

431
00:29:12.599 --> 00:29:16.359
<v Speaker 1>I don't understand it, like name drop pop culture reference. Okay,

432
00:29:16.400 --> 00:29:20.160
<v Speaker 1>but it feels very out of place. I just couldn't

433
00:29:20.160 --> 00:29:24.559
<v Speaker 1>wrap my head around it. H So she straps Jody

434
00:29:24.599 --> 00:29:29.200
<v Speaker 1>to her table. I'm gonna eat your liver. So Sam

435
00:29:29.319 --> 00:29:34.720
<v Speaker 1>comes to and tackles Vesta. Who who? Jody pulls the

436
00:29:34.799 --> 00:29:38.680
<v Speaker 1>oak out from a hyderr back and boom, Vesta stabs

437
00:29:38.720 --> 00:29:44.319
<v Speaker 1>her in what should be her literal kidney. That's where

438
00:29:44.319 --> 00:29:46.759
<v Speaker 1>your kidney's are stored. That's where she stabs her.

439
00:29:47.480 --> 00:29:54.000
<v Speaker 2>She stabs uh, Jody. She stabs her like the shoulder. No, no, no, no.

440
00:29:53.759 --> 00:29:55.319
<v Speaker 1>She gets her like right in the side.

441
00:29:56.279 --> 00:29:58.119
<v Speaker 2>I swear she got her in like the shoulder. That's

442
00:29:58.119 --> 00:29:59.759
<v Speaker 2>what it looks like to me when she's in this.

443
00:30:00.240 --> 00:30:02.119
<v Speaker 2>Later on, it makes more makes sense.

444
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it looked to me like she got her in

445
00:30:04.960 --> 00:30:05.599
<v Speaker 1>the side.

446
00:30:05.839 --> 00:30:07.839
<v Speaker 2>Well, it got her in like the right shoulders. At

447
00:30:07.839 --> 00:30:09.279
<v Speaker 2>first I thought I got her like in the heart,

448
00:30:09.319 --> 00:30:12.839
<v Speaker 2>and I was like, no, Jody doesn't die. But then like, yeah,

449
00:30:12.839 --> 00:30:16.960
<v Speaker 2>it was like the right shoulder. How she was able

450
00:30:17.000 --> 00:30:19.039
<v Speaker 2>to pull it out with just who knows?

451
00:30:19.160 --> 00:30:24.039
<v Speaker 1>But like, I don't know, maybe I misread it. Uh.

452
00:30:24.079 --> 00:30:27.359
<v Speaker 1>So she tries to hurt Sammy, but she can't because

453
00:30:27.400 --> 00:30:31.279
<v Speaker 1>she says he's all duct tape and safety pins inside.

454
00:30:31.480 --> 00:30:37.559
<v Speaker 1>Good quote good quote. Jody ganks her with the oak

455
00:30:37.680 --> 00:30:42.160
<v Speaker 1>that she pulled out of her own body, and Dean

456
00:30:42.279 --> 00:30:44.200
<v Speaker 1>finally breaks out of the bad bunker.

457
00:30:45.000 --> 00:30:45.920
<v Speaker 2>What did I miss?

458
00:30:47.119 --> 00:30:54.079
<v Speaker 1>Yay? We say goodbye to Zody. We say I thank

459
00:30:54.200 --> 00:30:58.119
<v Speaker 1>too many drags. We say goodbye to Jody. Uh. They're

460
00:30:58.200 --> 00:31:00.720
<v Speaker 1>packing up their flannel, which I love. I love to

461
00:31:00.759 --> 00:31:03.160
<v Speaker 1>see them packing their flannel. I love to see them

462
00:31:03.319 --> 00:31:06.240
<v Speaker 1>just rolling it up into fucking wrinkle ass balls and

463
00:31:06.359 --> 00:31:09.519
<v Speaker 1>shoving it into a duffel. I love it. I can't

464
00:31:09.519 --> 00:31:13.440
<v Speaker 1>get enough of it. We get a BM scene with

465
00:31:13.599 --> 00:31:17.559
<v Speaker 1>Sammy what's wrong with me? And Dean is like it's

466
00:31:17.599 --> 00:31:21.920
<v Speaker 1>because of the trials, and Sammy is like, I'm a mess.

467
00:31:22.400 --> 00:31:26.240
<v Speaker 1>Maybe I'll never be okay, and Dean is like, we'll

468
00:31:26.279 --> 00:31:30.440
<v Speaker 1>figure it out. Sam and Dean is fixing and tell

469
00:31:30.640 --> 00:31:36.480
<v Speaker 1>Sam all about Zeke. When Zeke appears, take a shot,

470
00:31:36.720 --> 00:31:41.839
<v Speaker 1>double drink, finish your drink, and Zeke is like, don't

471
00:31:41.880 --> 00:31:47.359
<v Speaker 1>fucking tell him, and Diana's like, ah, but we should,

472
00:31:47.440 --> 00:31:50.160
<v Speaker 1>and Zeke is like, but don't. I'm kind of the

473
00:31:50.200 --> 00:31:54.039
<v Speaker 1>boss around here. And then Sam's comes back and Dean

474
00:31:54.200 --> 00:31:57.839
<v Speaker 1>is like, it's not your fault. Have a little faith, Sammy,

475
00:31:58.680 --> 00:32:03.680
<v Speaker 1>take a drink. And that is the end of Rock

476
00:32:03.759 --> 00:32:06.119
<v Speaker 1>and a Hard Place. Why is it called Rock and

477
00:32:06.200 --> 00:32:07.440
<v Speaker 1>a Hard Place? You think?

478
00:32:07.640 --> 00:32:11.160
<v Speaker 2>Okay? Okay, I actually I am so happy you brought this up, Chrissy,

479
00:32:11.319 --> 00:32:16.160
<v Speaker 2>because I was just scrolling on the wiki for this episode.

480
00:32:16.440 --> 00:32:20.559
<v Speaker 2>I have four alternate titles that come from the international

481
00:32:20.680 --> 00:32:24.720
<v Speaker 2>versions of this episode.

482
00:32:25.000 --> 00:32:27.680
<v Speaker 1>I literally can't fucking wait to hear them.

483
00:32:27.880 --> 00:32:30.680
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I want to start with the one that I

484
00:32:30.720 --> 00:32:37.039
<v Speaker 2>think is the worst one, but maybe even better. I

485
00:32:37.079 --> 00:32:39.319
<v Speaker 2>don't know if it's better than Rock and a Hard Place.

486
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<v Speaker 2>In Italy, it is called Between the Devil and the

487
00:32:43.519 --> 00:32:44.519
<v Speaker 2>Deep Sea.

488
00:32:45.519 --> 00:32:47.559
<v Speaker 1>Nope, that's stupid, that's bad.

489
00:32:47.440 --> 00:32:53.799
<v Speaker 2>Right, all right, it is called Between the Cross and

490
00:32:53.920 --> 00:32:59.599
<v Speaker 2>the Sword, which kind of like, okay, still.

491
00:32:59.519 --> 00:33:01.759
<v Speaker 1>Isn't capture what the episode is about.

492
00:33:02.039 --> 00:33:09.359
<v Speaker 2>No, but these next two definitely do. In German. In Germany,

493
00:33:09.400 --> 00:33:11.720
<v Speaker 2>it was called Finally a Virgin Again.

494
00:33:12.960 --> 00:33:15.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what it needs to be called, right.

495
00:33:15.559 --> 00:33:18.119
<v Speaker 2>Right, However, I would say that's what it needs to

496
00:33:18.119 --> 00:33:21.759
<v Speaker 2>be called if it weren't for Hungry Hungry, which is

497
00:33:21.799 --> 00:33:24.640
<v Speaker 2>not from what I understand in the super dope place.

498
00:33:24.799 --> 00:33:27.599
<v Speaker 2>But they made a dope title for this episode, which

499
00:33:27.640 --> 00:33:34.559
<v Speaker 2>is Unmake Virgins with an exclamation point. So I like

500
00:33:34.799 --> 00:33:37.640
<v Speaker 2>Unmake Virgins. It's probably my favorite.

501
00:33:38.599 --> 00:33:40.759
<v Speaker 1>That's what it needs to be called. It needs to

502
00:33:40.759 --> 00:33:41.839
<v Speaker 1>be something about.

503
00:33:41.640 --> 00:33:46.720
<v Speaker 2>Virgin Yeah, finally a virgin again, Like I don't know.

504
00:33:46.920 --> 00:33:48.079
<v Speaker 2>The Germans nailed that.

505
00:33:49.319 --> 00:33:52.839
<v Speaker 1>I can't stand it. Virginy is a construct. It's a

506
00:33:52.839 --> 00:33:59.559
<v Speaker 1>a right, terrible, terrible blight on our humanity and whatever

507
00:33:59.759 --> 00:34:04.440
<v Speaker 1>it's it's terrible. But you know, this episode was what

508
00:34:04.480 --> 00:34:07.640
<v Speaker 1>it was. It was silly and stupid. It had some

509
00:34:07.680 --> 00:34:12.400
<v Speaker 1>fun moments. Uh, not my favorite, but I picked up.

510
00:34:12.599 --> 00:34:17.360
<v Speaker 2>But okay, if we could get an eighteen plus panel

511
00:34:17.519 --> 00:34:22.199
<v Speaker 2>next year for GANK, it would be fun to maybe

512
00:34:22.280 --> 00:34:26.000
<v Speaker 2>do this one because I would love to have someone

513
00:34:26.159 --> 00:34:29.400
<v Speaker 2>read the Dean sex monologue in front of us.

514
00:34:30.599 --> 00:34:35.800
<v Speaker 1>No, no, it would be.

515
00:34:38.039 --> 00:34:39.360
<v Speaker 2>I think you should have a company. We should have

516
00:34:39.360 --> 00:34:42.760
<v Speaker 2>a competition of people who could read it the best.

517
00:34:44.960 --> 00:34:45.719
<v Speaker 2>It'll be funny.

518
00:34:47.280 --> 00:34:52.679
<v Speaker 1>Okay, well I'll take that under advisement. Oh my god,

519
00:34:53.159 --> 00:34:58.079
<v Speaker 1>all right, how did the rules play out? I feel

520
00:34:58.119 --> 00:34:59.920
<v Speaker 1>like I missed a bunch. I can't wait to see you.

521
00:35:00.039 --> 00:35:01.079
<v Speaker 1>What ours are?

522
00:35:01.559 --> 00:35:02.559
<v Speaker 2>I miss so many?

523
00:35:03.800 --> 00:35:06.840
<v Speaker 1>Okay, someone gets nabbed three times?

524
00:35:06.880 --> 00:35:07.840
<v Speaker 2>Correct?

525
00:35:08.280 --> 00:35:12.280
<v Speaker 1>Okay, how many times did you get someone saying church?

526
00:35:12.559 --> 00:35:14.400
<v Speaker 2>I only counted six, and I feel like I missed.

527
00:35:14.480 --> 00:35:19.559
<v Speaker 1>I got six two? All right? How many times do

528
00:35:19.599 --> 00:35:20.960
<v Speaker 1>you get virgins or virginity?

529
00:35:21.360 --> 00:35:23.079
<v Speaker 2>I got eleven times.

530
00:35:24.079 --> 00:35:29.599
<v Speaker 1>I only got eight. Oh, how many times did you

531
00:35:29.639 --> 00:35:37.760
<v Speaker 1>get them mentioning dragons five times? Five times? Nailed it? Uh?

532
00:35:38.000 --> 00:35:39.960
<v Speaker 1>Doing research three times?

533
00:35:40.159 --> 00:35:42.360
<v Speaker 2>I got four? But I think I counted maybe like

534
00:35:42.519 --> 00:35:48.199
<v Speaker 2>two of the same research sessions. Research sessions two.

535
00:35:48.880 --> 00:35:55.639
<v Speaker 1>Smooth City twice twice? All right, blue flames.

536
00:35:55.079 --> 00:35:57.079
<v Speaker 2>I only got twice, but I think I missed the

537
00:35:57.119 --> 00:35:57.800
<v Speaker 2>first one.

538
00:35:58.559 --> 00:36:02.559
<v Speaker 1>I got six, See I miss I.

539
00:36:02.480 --> 00:36:05.679
<v Speaker 2>Think well, I definitely missed. I missed at the very beginning,

540
00:36:05.800 --> 00:36:10.079
<v Speaker 2>and then I was not yeah counting or yeah.

541
00:36:10.320 --> 00:36:12.519
<v Speaker 1>The blue flames? It was six?

542
00:36:13.360 --> 00:36:13.679
<v Speaker 2>All right?

543
00:36:14.000 --> 00:36:18.920
<v Speaker 1>Uh, there's one Jody Sucker punch and this is a

544
00:36:19.039 --> 00:36:23.920
<v Speaker 1>tough one. I got five. Oh, there's one right at

545
00:36:23.920 --> 00:36:27.800
<v Speaker 1>the end, right at the end. Okay, said you gotta

546
00:36:27.840 --> 00:36:29.400
<v Speaker 1>have a little faith, Sammy.

547
00:36:29.880 --> 00:36:31.400
<v Speaker 2>Oh I missed that.

548
00:36:32.800 --> 00:36:40.000
<v Speaker 1>And then one shot when seek appears. Yeah, okay, all right,

549
00:36:40.079 --> 00:36:42.559
<v Speaker 1>that was a rough one. What's up next, Nate?

550
00:36:43.280 --> 00:36:47.119
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Chrissy up next? We are actually going to I'm

551
00:36:47.199 --> 00:36:52.960
<v Speaker 2>using this episode. That's a little inspiration. I don't know, okay,

552
00:36:54.079 --> 00:36:55.079
<v Speaker 2>the idea of love.

553
00:36:56.400 --> 00:36:56.760
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

554
00:36:58.119 --> 00:37:00.199
<v Speaker 2>And you and I were talking recently and you said

555
00:37:00.199 --> 00:37:02.400
<v Speaker 2>that we have not done the Cupid episode.

556
00:37:02.880 --> 00:37:09.639
<v Speaker 1>Oh, the gross ask Cupid episode. We're the worst as

557
00:37:10.440 --> 00:37:12.239
<v Speaker 1>Cupid episode.

558
00:37:12.639 --> 00:37:18.840
<v Speaker 2>It's really not even a Cubit episode. It's a Horseman episode.

559
00:37:19.519 --> 00:37:20.880
<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's see it.

560
00:37:21.559 --> 00:37:28.480
<v Speaker 2>Season five, episode fourteen, my bloody Valentine.

561
00:37:29.360 --> 00:37:32.639
<v Speaker 1>I find it hard to believe that there's anything in

562
00:37:32.719 --> 00:37:34.360
<v Speaker 1>season five we haven't done yet.

563
00:37:34.719 --> 00:37:37.480
<v Speaker 2>I okay, So in doing this, I was like leafing

564
00:37:37.559 --> 00:37:39.679
<v Speaker 2>through the notebook to be like, how much of season

565
00:37:39.760 --> 00:37:42.679
<v Speaker 2>five have we done? And yes, like we have not.

566
00:37:42.920 --> 00:37:45.440
<v Speaker 2>There's not much we have not touched of season five yet.

567
00:37:45.800 --> 00:37:49.639
<v Speaker 1>So it's a great season. It's a great season all season.

568
00:37:49.800 --> 00:37:52.119
<v Speaker 2>The Demon Sam and the Demon.

569
00:37:51.880 --> 00:37:55.360
<v Speaker 1>Blood Sam and the Demon Blood. It's so good.

570
00:37:55.599 --> 00:38:01.079
<v Speaker 2>Right, I'm stealing your rule. Smooch City, Smooch drink for

571
00:38:01.199 --> 00:38:05.559
<v Speaker 2>some Smooch City, take a drink when Dean drinks.

572
00:38:06.159 --> 00:38:07.960
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's gonna be a lot.

573
00:38:10.880 --> 00:38:13.960
<v Speaker 2>Take a drink for every person that dies, and then

574
00:38:14.119 --> 00:38:20.679
<v Speaker 2>drink two times if we knew their name. Okay, take

575
00:38:20.679 --> 00:38:22.960
<v Speaker 2>a drink for some demon smokeouts.

576
00:38:24.480 --> 00:38:25.320
<v Speaker 1>I love that rule.

577
00:38:26.159 --> 00:38:27.800
<v Speaker 2>Take a drink for cupid.

578
00:38:27.519 --> 00:38:32.360
<v Speaker 1>Hugs, cupid hugs.

579
00:38:33.000 --> 00:38:36.320
<v Speaker 2>Take your drink anytime Sam like questions Dean, and you'll

580
00:38:36.400 --> 00:38:38.719
<v Speaker 2>kind of know what I mean by that. It's like

581
00:38:39.920 --> 00:38:47.079
<v Speaker 2>basically like questioning of Dean's Okay, okay. Take a drink

582
00:38:47.239 --> 00:38:50.360
<v Speaker 2>every time someone says quote hungry.

583
00:38:51.880 --> 00:38:53.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm so hungry.

584
00:38:54.000 --> 00:38:57.840
<v Speaker 2>Okay, And take a drink anytime Cass is eating.

585
00:39:01.400 --> 00:39:07.519
<v Speaker 1>Okay. I like those rules. Yeah, game, I'm excited do

586
00:39:07.599 --> 00:39:11.920
<v Speaker 1>that episode. I have my next episode picked out and

587
00:39:12.039 --> 00:39:17.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm super excited. Oh it's summer. It's summertime.

588
00:39:19.119 --> 00:39:22.199
<v Speaker 2>It rained yesterday, which it never does.

589
00:39:22.920 --> 00:39:24.000
<v Speaker 1>I know. It was beautiful.

590
00:39:24.480 --> 00:39:27.719
<v Speaker 2>It was the first time in fifty years it rained

591
00:39:28.199 --> 00:39:29.360
<v Speaker 2>on June first.

592
00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:35.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh boy. Okay, So we didn't introduce ourselves at

593
00:39:35.039 --> 00:39:40.440
<v Speaker 1>the beginning. I'm one of the directors at the Neighborhood

594
00:39:40.440 --> 00:39:44.920
<v Speaker 1>Comedy Theater in downtown Mason, Arizona. And Nate, who are you?

595
00:39:45.559 --> 00:39:49.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm named a corner, a performer and teacher of the

596
00:39:49.360 --> 00:39:52.559
<v Speaker 2>Neighborhood Comedy Theater in downtown Mesa, Arizona, home of the

597
00:39:52.599 --> 00:39:55.239
<v Speaker 2>Sacred pint Tapper.

598
00:39:54.920 --> 00:40:00.639
<v Speaker 1>Brewing Company Tapper. Where where can people find us in

599
00:40:00.719 --> 00:40:01.519
<v Speaker 1>the real world.

600
00:40:01.920 --> 00:40:04.880
<v Speaker 2>They can find us right there on main Street at

601
00:40:04.880 --> 00:40:07.559
<v Speaker 2>two fourteen West Maine and downtown me It's at Arizona.

602
00:40:07.719 --> 00:40:11.239
<v Speaker 2>Or go to NCT Phoenix dot com to find out

603
00:40:11.239 --> 00:40:15.360
<v Speaker 2>when shows are and have and buy tickets to them

604
00:40:15.400 --> 00:40:15.920
<v Speaker 2>and come.

605
00:40:15.800 --> 00:40:18.519
<v Speaker 1>See them and have us.

606
00:40:18.760 --> 00:40:21.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, come see us and have a pint before, have

607
00:40:21.719 --> 00:40:26.119
<v Speaker 2>a pint after. I still have not got an answer

608
00:40:26.199 --> 00:40:28.440
<v Speaker 2>whether you could maybe get guses next door and bring

609
00:40:28.480 --> 00:40:29.079
<v Speaker 2>it in or not.

610
00:40:29.480 --> 00:40:31.119
<v Speaker 1>But I think you can.

611
00:40:31.599 --> 00:40:34.519
<v Speaker 2>They told me I could, but then I don't know

612
00:40:35.159 --> 00:40:38.000
<v Speaker 2>gus is waiting to hear if they're able to walk

613
00:40:38.039 --> 00:40:42.239
<v Speaker 2>it over or not. Oh, we need to have those conversations.

614
00:40:42.880 --> 00:40:45.159
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, let me know these things. I can ask

615
00:40:45.159 --> 00:40:49.679
<v Speaker 1>them anytime things around. Yeah. But if you come to

616
00:40:49.760 --> 00:40:51.920
<v Speaker 1>the show, if you come see the show and you're

617
00:40:52.039 --> 00:40:53.719
<v Speaker 1>like at the end, you come up to Nate or

618
00:40:53.760 --> 00:40:57.360
<v Speaker 1>Carassi and you say, hey, I'm a gang that drink listener,

619
00:40:57.519 --> 00:40:59.039
<v Speaker 1>I will buy you a pint.

620
00:40:59.119 --> 00:41:01.760
<v Speaker 2>Yes you are faint, And then by two.

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<v Speaker 1>You can find me at True Story dot FM, both

622
00:41:10.320 --> 00:41:13.639
<v Speaker 1>on the Gank That Drank Podcast and the Most Excellent

623
00:41:13.719 --> 00:41:18.679
<v Speaker 1>Eighties Movies podcast. If you are here with us at

624
00:41:18.679 --> 00:41:21.480
<v Speaker 1>the end and you're like, I need more, I want

625
00:41:21.599 --> 00:41:28.039
<v Speaker 1>more of Tipsy, Chrissy and the Gank That Drank team,

626
00:41:28.800 --> 00:41:31.760
<v Speaker 1>become a member shoot us five dollars a month or

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