Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome back to Challenge the podcast.
Speaker 2: All about the Challenge audio is being weird and jerky
on my end. Hey, uh, welcome to our retro coverage
of fresh Meat. Might check it out as always. I
am Brian sitting in his room. I think with a
future episode of the show playing on his TV, it's
going to spoil it for me. Sitting in her room,
still working on this stained glass. It's taken for four
weeks in a row, four weeks in a row, been
working on the same piece.
Speaker 3: Just slaving away. Well, it's now my third piece. Carl
san Diego.
Speaker 2: I think you're not very good at this if it's
taking me that long three pieces? Yeah right, yeah, sitting
uh sitting at Uh. I don't know by his real
world thing. I already already said that one couldest uh
hero legend.
Speaker 4: Yeah, say your name.
Speaker 5: Dude is going to Jesus.
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Speaker 3: Uh. So, do we have any questions for Zack and
his cult?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Well, first, when do you go back there in our minds?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: Yeah, sorry, sorry I sucked it up. Yeah, guys, this
episode is episode four. It's called Jailbirds and it aired
on June nineteenth, two thousand and six, but it is
not June nineteenth, two thousand and six, so we have
to travel back there in our mines. Top TV shows,
any guesses, you got it? That's right, Top movie, Top
movies on. Look at this, I got a cat? You
got a cat?
Speaker 5: Look at that?
Speaker 4: You guys?
Speaker 3: See that that you let outside?
Speaker 4: Yes, this is my this is my go boy a lerch.
He's gonna be get him.
Speaker 3: Did you get him? The cat door?
Speaker 4: Nah? He likes our he likes our routine, you know.
Oh shit. And he was laying the lay down on.
Speaker 2: My keyboard the routine.
Speaker 4: That's right, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 4: Top movies, though, we have a new champion, the movie Click,
which I don't know I remember that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hated that movie.
Speaker 4: Still Hips Don't Lie. But the notable events, the US
Supreme Court ruled the police must inform suspects of their
rights before questioning. That happened in two thousand and six.
Speaker 3: You know, you would think that that would be an
obvious thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you think that we would keep doing that,
But that's apparently we don't do that anymore, and they
can just transport people to concentration camps and al sabador
if they want.
Speaker 3: Yep, even you have citizens, we're not.
Speaker 4: That's right, that's happening right now in America.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 4: Thanks, at least in part too. Theovona contested on this
episode of The Challenge. Yes, yep, hey guess authoritar arranism.
It sucks. We shouldn't be doing it. Let's vote against it, guys, right,
listeners too.
Speaker 2: Speaking of cults, Zach, Yes, for Zachy's cult corner. Yes,
when did you When did it pop into your head
like maybe I shouldn't be I am Slash was in
a cult.
Speaker 5: That's a good question.
Speaker 3: I mean I realized while you were there that you
were in.
Speaker 5: A cult, not right away. Eventually, by the end, I
did when I started seeing them, like, you know, seeing
stuff like them locking, you know, fifty year old women
in their bedrooms like their children.
Speaker 4: Look at this boy. This boy boy loves his daddy.
Speaker 2: Very important story.
Speaker 5: Sorry, There was a there was actually a single mom
that was staying there that was Mormon with her like
four kids. And when she first moved in, they were like,
oh yeah, that's like fine, and we we you know,
except all you know, Christian like beliefs. And then after
about two or three months have been there, they tried
to go to him, were like, we need to stand
up at church tomorrow and publicly denounce the Mormon Church
to your kids and tell them that we're the only
correct church.
Speaker 4: Is that what you got you into? Mormon stuff? You were?
You were to Mormon at this point.
Speaker 5: I was not, but definitely did help because finally her
name is Sad. She still a good friend of mine.
She got hold of the local Mormon church she went
to and told them what was going on and what
they had asked of her, and within a week the
church had bought her a car and a house and
said like leave, like, here's.
Speaker 4: A house, here's a car, the Mormon Church.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I was like, you're on the wrong cult. You
got to get an our cult deeper into our one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I call that, But I definitely think the house.
When I did start talking the Mormons, I didn't remember
that being like, oh, you know, like when she was
in trouble, they really like stepped up and they were like, yeah,
we'll buy you a house.
Speaker 3: Here you.
Speaker 4: Where's your house?
Speaker 3: Watch Mormon wives.
Speaker 5: I have not, but I mean to I hear it's
a scandalous.
Speaker 3: It's nuts, Like these women are insane. Yeah, they're insane
on like a on a reality TV level.
Speaker 4: Are they all blonde?
Speaker 3: Uh? No, most of them are, though.
Speaker 2: That's not.
Speaker 4: Where was I like almost always blonde in my in
my experience.
Speaker 5: But I did find the house on Zillow per Carlin's request.
It's they only have like one photo. It's very obstructive,
but the thing makes me laugh the most. This says
there's only four bedrooms, four bathrooms, But you can look
at the exterior of the house and see, you know,
it's pretty obvious that there's a lot more than just
four rooms there.
Speaker 2: Do you think they knocked down a bunch of wall.
Speaker 5: That It is possible because.
Speaker 4: There well and not all. You gotta have a you
have to have a specific things that count as a bedroom,
Like did your bedroom have a closet? I think a
bedroom must have a window in a closet it does.
Speaker 3: To be legally considered a bedroom.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why there's like bonus room. There's like other
fucking words for other rooms, you know, other types of rooms.
Speaker 5: You know, my first one did and then like at
some point that I moved from the second floor up
to the fourth floor, which was like the great place
because there's only two bedrooms up there. We had to ourselves,
but that one didn't have a closet in it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's probably why there's just look at this cat.
Uh all right, yes, okay.
Speaker 2: Stay tuned. Send in your own questions for Zachi's corner
now that we ask ask Zach what it would be like,
what it's like being in a cult.
Speaker 3: Two Yeah, listeners, whatever questions you would ask, send them in.
Speaker 5: I do remember another fun fact from there. I don't
know if I watch it now ur next week or we'll.
Speaker 4: Forget now, yeah, because next week is a month away.
Speaker 5: Yeah. So, like this was back before everyone really had
like cell phones. So we did have a house phone.
But when you want to use a house phone to
call someone, you have to let one of the leaders
know and they would get on the other line and
they would like listen to your conversation.
Speaker 3: Oh so no sexy talk on the on the house phone.
Speaker 5: I mean I still did it. I still did it.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, you were a cult rebel.
Speaker 4: What do you feel like with with like the leaders
listening to you and jerking off to what you're talking
about so fucked up that'd be fucked up. I wouldn't
be able to do it. I wouldn't be able to
get I wouldn't be able to get into it. Yeah,
like some old lady and Jackie that.
Speaker 5: I wasn't jerking there because the only the only phone
it was. It was a corded phone. It was right
right in the middle of the kitchen. So besides them
listening on the phone, you were usually in a very
public space where others were around.
Speaker 4: Sounds worse.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's his kink. He likes, he likes people being around.
Speaker 3: Come on, guys, we know this.
Speaker 5: If you didn't want the other feel here besides presless
you just on the floor and you would like cover
and just try to like pop quietly.
Speaker 3: This is so fucking wild. Yeah they're kidding. Okay, So
now that we are successfully back in two.
Speaker 4: Thousand and six in our minds, on.
Speaker 3: The episode four, we start the episode with a bunch
of different talking heads of people saying how much fun
they're having and how much they're enjoying being there blah
blah blah blah blah, and they're still out at the club.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 3: We see Melinda on the phone with Danny, who has
already gone home.
Speaker 4: And they're faced right. This is also weird.
Speaker 3: It was very strange because she's on a cell phone
outside of like the bar, arguing with him, and at
one point in time in the argument, she talks about
how if you're not here, I don't want to be here.
But then later on the conversations she said, she's like,
I'm still going to try my best. I don't whe
where are we going with this? And then she's talking
to Ryan, her partner, and he's like, later on in
the episode, she talks to Ryan and he's sitting there going,
but you guys were talking about the clothes that you
were wearing and like fighting over that. It was just
it was a very weird company. It sounded like Danny
was trying to be very controlling and I don't know.
Speaker 4: Well, these are the dramatic relationships we get into in
our early twenties, right, it's just chaos.
Speaker 3: Well, and to thank you, Yeah, and that relationship led
to a marriage.
Speaker 4: They got married, It's true, they did, and I think
we're engaged. They never got married, but they did.
Speaker 3: I think they got engaged. But they were definitely in
a relationship for a while. But yeah, Melinda at one
point and oh god this like ugh, maybe just cringe.
She to Ryan, tells Ryan that Danny is her whole world. Girl,
there is so much life to be your whole, so
much more to life.
Speaker 4: Than for some boy to be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh god, you really are in your like early twenties.
Speaker 4: Yeah we all remember that though, right Oh yess sort
of like that, Yeah you dated somebody like that was
what it was. Yes, everything was.
Speaker 3: That You're my whole world. I don't know what I'm
to do.
Speaker 4: I would like to know the story of Johannah with
the phone, Like whose phone was that? That wouldn't have
been hurt? You think it was like a producer's Yeah,
it's actually through a fit until a producer called him
or something.
Speaker 3: I don't know because we saw her talking on the
phone to Danny. In later episodes, we'll see uh Wes
on the phone, Like, I don't know if it's just
like that was they just had more freedom and had
the ability to use a cell phone like that or
if I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, weird, Yeah, it's one of those weird differences from today,
you know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're like today, it's the you have a whole
room like confessional room set up, and like if you
don't have the conversation in that room, you're not going
to have the conversation at all.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's very strange.
Speaker 4: And for a long time there was just no conversation.
You couldn't call back home for a long time. So
it's like, yeah, it keeps changing. Yep.
Speaker 3: But all right, we get a text from TJ saying,
hope you're ready for your next challenge. Teamwork will be
the key to your success. He is in all caps.
Speaker 4: What could it mean?
Speaker 5: Why not? Right?
Speaker 3: And so going back to the last episode, we have
the teams that have been voted into the exile that
have to win this challenge in order to pardon themselves
and not go to exile. Are Wes and Casey and
Melinda and Ryan. So the game is called jail Break
and Welphie, why don't you g us a rundown on
what the game is.
Speaker 2: So you get put in a jumpsuit which is pointless.
They handcuff your hands behind your back and they put
you into the jail cell. Two teams go at a time,
and there's six little plates of prison slop, as TJ
keeps calling it, and.
Speaker 4: You have to use your mouth, beans and corn.
Speaker 2: You have to use your mouth to find different three
keys that are hidden in these six plates of food.
Once you get them, you unlock yourself and your partner's handcuffs.
You unlock the door, and then you book it while
wearing leg shackles and cross the finish line. Whoever does
it first with the best time is this week's winter?
And if Wes and Casey and who's the other team
and Ryan when they get to uh, they get a
pardon and get to take themselves out of exile.
Speaker 3: Yeah later, So not only would they win a pardon,
but they would also win a whole year of fendangoaket.
Speaker 2: I forgot about that. I was like, hey, at least
there's still something that's around that Stephan has a price
on the show.
Speaker 3: I love all these prizes. I think it's great.
Speaker 4: Fandango. Do they still do the same thing? Is it
movie tickets?
Speaker 2: Movie tickets? And they also bought Voodoo Okay, yeah, so
they own It's technically not called Voodoo anymore now it's
Fandango at Home, which I think is a dumber name.
Speaker 4: It's like a streaming service.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I keep I keep calling it.
Speaker 3: That is, I didn't realize they had changed the name.
That is strange, all right.
Speaker 5: So.
Speaker 2: What sorry Zach sent that photo the fact that yeah,
that it says four bedrooms and photo is ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Hotel, Oh Jesus Christ. Yeah, for listeners, if you don't
go to our discord or our Facebook group and see
the probably our discord, go to our discord.
Speaker 2: See in the discord too.
Speaker 3: This house looks like it looks like a lodge at
like a like a YMCA camp. So it's got at
least it looks.
Speaker 4: Like in the twenty two windows twenty two stories windows.
I counted twenty two windows, and it's we don't even
have one full face of that. And this looks like
the backside maybe that is.
Speaker 5: The backside from the front. You can't really see it
at all to treatom.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we see three levels here, but there's gotta
be a fourth buried under that hill that we can't
see it.
Speaker 3: Definitely, it looks like a lodge or like a like
an old motel, like a nineteen sixties motel, like multi
story motel. That's nuts. Yeah, there's no way in hell
but that thing only has four bedrooms.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not even adult because the coins all these
like reelder dot com and these other websites, the same
that is built in nineteen ninety six. Oh really yeah, well.
Speaker 3: Interesting crazy all right. So in the game we have
let's see, there's a lot of people dry heaving. I'm
sure Tim was a real fan of this, of the episode.
Speaker 4: I do, but I also think these people have really
weak constitutions. If this is what's gonna get you dry,
this is this is just regular food. Yes, I really do.
Speaker 3: Think it was just like it looked like it was
just baked beans in your right corn, Like, it didn't
look like it was anything out of the norm. It
was just like lukewarm. I think the thing that would
drive me more insane is everybody kept commenting on how
everybody else was eating around out of the same or
like having to look in the same bowl that other
people had used before. So I don't think they were
cleaning these bowls in between each set of pairs.
Speaker 4: That's a struggle for you, you're germ person.
Speaker 3: I'm not a germ person. I just don't want to,
like full mouth open mouth, have to go into these
bowls of food that other people have had in their
open mouths.
Speaker 4: Well, you don't want to have to, but if you
do it, would you like, I'm not a I'm not a.
Speaker 3: Germ guy, Like, oh god, this is gross.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't hesitate for one second, Like I wouldn't volunteer
to eat the ship. But if you tell me, like, hey,
you can eat that, I would just be like, okay, Like,
who the fuck gives a ship? I'll eat that stuff.
Maybe that's it. I don't know, Zach, would Zach, is
this a germ? Would the germs dissuade you, Zach? Or
would the food private food? Well, if you are, you
a germ guy with the germs.
Speaker 2: Body germs not so much. Someone at some point points
out that they saw people like snotting and stuff kind
of that, which kind of grosses me on. But I'm
also and Tim, I know you're kind of the same way,
and I think probably part of it's just because being
a parent, you just had to deal with this ship. Yeah,
where I'm just like, oh, well, you just kind of
flip a switch in your mind and you just do it.
You plow through it.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 4: There was another challenge that was a few seasons earlier
than this, but the ice cream one. You probably remember
Zach where they're eating like ice cream and they had
the same thing, like, there's not and there's gross. There's
probably spitting it, but it's at the end of the day,
it's ice cream. Just eat it. Just it. It came
from a cow. Most of that came from a cow.
And you're gonna worry about a little spin in there.
That's fine. Glad you guys agree.
Speaker 2: Good time.
Speaker 3: I do think it came from a cow.
Speaker 4: Hey, it's weird if you think about it. It's weird
that we drink milk, right, we squeeze an utterer of
a cow. It's a cow's nipple. It comes into it.
Let me just drink it, and like that's fine. We
put a little spit in it. Oh, it's not. It's
an edible now, Nah, it's just all it's all gross.
It's all just a weird gross ship. Just put it
in your mouth.
Speaker 5: I was just gonna say like that, like, who was
the first guy ever that walked past cow and said,
I think I want to pull on that d.
Speaker 2: I was just gonna say, I've seen a meme where
someone's like, who was the first guy that saw a cow?
And I was like, I want some of that milk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all food is fucked up if you think about
like that grew out of the ground and then like
how many thousands of people like touched it and stuff
on conveyor bellets and there, and then we just eat it,
you know. Nice, let's go stuff took your full week?
Better look good? No?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: All right, so now that we have needs more red
to move on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so there's lots of drag heating.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 3: Johanna and Jesse when they go, Joanna get so excited
that she drops one of the keys in the mud.
And they were initially they were really far in front
of the team that they were going against, and then
they completely lose their lead because they have to sit
there and dig for this for this key. Yeah, Johanna
is just not good at this game, like at any
of the games. She's not good at the challenge and
I had forgotten how bad she was at this game. Yeah,
she's not just not very good at all. Coral and
Evan they just spend their entire time like goofing off
making I don't like this. No, they they are very
obviously throwing it because and they keep saying that, oh,
we don't want to win this week, and it's more
of a they seem to kind of try be trying
to put on a show to like, oh, well, you know,
we're not the best team out there, you don't have
to gun for us, like you don't have to cut
the we're not going to win this week, just to
you know, attempt to get some heat off of them.
But I don't know, it was obvious that they were
doing really well or would have done really well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the point. I don't like if, like I
get the strategy of like, we don't have to win,
so we shouldn't. We even see that in today's challenge,
So I get that. I don't but if you're gonna
do that, you gotta be cool about it. Otherwise it
feels almost disrespectful. I wouldn't have liked if I was there,
I would have like really alter haated this. Yeah, like
turn it into a joke. Yep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was very obviously they were just making a
joke out of it. Ultimately, Theo and Shanda are the winners.
They they seem to like beat everybody out of the
water by quite a bit, and then we go straight
to exile because Wes and Casey and Melinda and Ryan
did not win the pardons. They are going into exile.
No if sands or butts about it. So everybody says
they're goodbyes, and we start the exile.
Speaker 4: Every every episode you cover is gonna be exile.
Speaker 3: I know, because I realized that this.
Speaker 4: Is sad for you. Just copy paste half your notes.
Just copy and paste them.
Speaker 3: Oh that's what I did. I realized halfway through the
Exile on this it was like, oh, even though we're
patching these like, people are going to be listening them
multiple like one week after the next. So I still
need to tell what the exile is. I can't just like, oh,
and we're the Exile and this is what's going on.
I know past have tell the game. So the Exile
is a race. There are two checkpoints in this race,
but the checkpoints are optional. You do not have to
do them. If you do them, you will get a prize.
If you do them and do them correctly, you will
get a prize, and that prize could be anything from
a few minutes off of your final time to a
ride to the finish line. You dropping the very heavy
bags that you're having to carry. Each team is Also,
as I mentioned, given bags, these bags weigh as much
as their luggage ways, so they have to carry that
along with them. I don't think that they had the
I don't remember if they had the full weights in
the previous episode, I don't remember seeing them. But in
this one we have a little thing at the bottom
of the screen that sayd Wes and Casey have a
grand total of one hundred and thirteen pounds and Melissa
and Ryan have a grand total one hundred and fifty
six pounds. So quite the difference there. And it's also
made note in this episode that you have to grab
the flags that are at each checkpoint, even if you
don't do the checkpoint, which they did not make mention
of in the first episode or the first exile.
Speaker 2: True, one thing we did we didn't point out in
the first exile is that the reason Danny's bag was
so heavy, apparently is because he packed some of Melnda's stuff.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, so thus.
Speaker 2: She gets a little bit less and less challenge.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she have to pack.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so a little bit more for her. That's a
little bit less for her, a little bit more for Danny.
In the last episode, Yes, they have to collect the
flags and they make a point of saying that you
have to collect the flags in order before you can
cross the finish line. Yes, so the first checkpoint they
that they get to is a phrase with all of
the vowels and spaces removed, so it's just a big
long stream of letters that ultimately, if you take half
a second and sit down and read it, it says,
if you can read this, then drop your bags and
Wes and Casey. As they did last episode or last
time they were in the exile, they just run right
through this. They don't even attempt to try and figure
it out. They just run right through it.
Speaker 5: About you, guys, Well, Nip hopped up. I got it
in like three seconds.
Speaker 3: Oh same, Yeah, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was the idiot who didn't. But I just kind
of glanced at it and was like, I don't.
Speaker 4: Know, Well, ironically, I think West could have gotten this
too if you would have taken a second. But I
get his strategy too, just like don't even look.
Speaker 3: Just yeah, we've already done this once. We know how
this goes, we know what it means to just like
get our shit and run. So let's just get our
shit and run and hope that whatever benefit they get
is not enough to pass us, which I don't think
is a bad strategy, But when it's things like this
where if you can read this, drop your bags that's
one hundred and thirteen pounds or one hundred and thirty
someone pounds that they no longer have to carry that
they can just run to the finish line. So Melinda
and Ryan do it, and they do it relatively quickly.
They drop their bags and they keep running. The downside
is that they forget get to grab their flag, so
they drop their bags, grab the flag. At checkpoint two,
they realized that they did not grab their flags, so
one of them goes back to the other one the
other checkpoint to grab it.
Speaker 2: Well, the other one works on the puzzle. Yeah, so
this is all I would say. I would say nowadays
would not be allowed. Well, we'll have to be both
partners probably going back to get the flag.
Speaker 3: Yep, and hold that thought because that comes into play
later on in the season. This seems to be something
that can happen in the first few like this game
is definitely a lot more free for him than current games,
because that sort of thing happens quite a few times
in the first few episodes of the show, but does
not happen all the way through, Like there's one episode
in particular where it becomes a very big issue.
Speaker 5: Did you work ahead and watch the entire season already?
Speaker 3: No, not the entire season, just some of it.
Speaker 2: You're asking Kylon. She's seen the season before.
Speaker 5: So it's not a vibe. But like, I not, I
don't remember all the details. I figured she rewatched.
Speaker 4: I don't remember it.
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 4: I don't really hung over.
Speaker 3: Yesterday from my birthday on satur on birthday Friday night,
so doing notes at all was a struggle. But then
I just laid here and watched more episodes because I
didn't want to move so nice.
Speaker 2: Did you go to a strip club for your birthday?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: We went to sushi and then speak Easy and spent
way too much fucking money both how much? Way too much?
Speaker 4: How much? How much? Give me a number.
Speaker 3: It's like, no, we're too much, too much to talk about,
so much that I will not be spending money for
the next month.
Speaker 5: More than five hundred.
Speaker 3: Total.
Speaker 4: Yes, Oh, okay, all right, got it?
Speaker 3: Not per person totally.
Speaker 4: I was thinking for you, for you, all right.
Speaker 2: I mean you had to buy drinks on your birthday.
What kind of friends do you have? It's bullshit.
Speaker 3: There's no way in hell I was making them pay
for all of that. We split it seven ways and anyway,
it doesn't matter.
Speaker 5: He says, your birthday and batteredge your eyes. A bunch
of guys will buy you drinks.
Speaker 3: We weren't in those kinds of places, all right, So anyway, Uh,
checkpoint two is, yeah, this weird maze game where they
have to like move I didn't understand it. No one
gets it right. They both keep going, but Ryan had
to run back and get the flag. So then they
both grab their flags and they're running for the for
the checkpoint. But ultimately, even though they got to drop
their bags, Wes and Casey win.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I believe when Ryan and Melinda show up
to the second puzzle is when Wes and Casey was
just like, yeah, fuck this and they just take off.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they still get there.
Speaker 2: Ryan had to run back, grab the flag and then
run back again.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 2: Yeah they got way behind.
Speaker 5: Yep.
Speaker 3: So Melinda and Ryan go home, Wes and Casey go
back to the house, and everybody's kind of surprised. Joanna
at this point in time, has a talking head that
says that the only way she is going to stay
in this game is if her night in Shining Armor
and Wes continues to keep her out of the exile,
which is just like, girl, at least yourself aware enough
to like understand that you are shit at this game.
But girl, you are shit at this game. Like that's
not a good thing that you have someone else playing
for you.
Speaker 4: She's always been that way though later she's like that
with Kenny, and she's always very unapologetic, like, oh, Kenny's
gonna save me. I don't have to do this because
Kenny's gonna do it.
Speaker 3: And she's in every season she's been and she's never
been very good. And then she's really butt hurt when
people are like, you're not good at this game, we
absolutely want to send you in.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I'm sure she's likable and a nice person. She's
hard to watch for me on these shows. She's too
entitled and just too like just too she is, I don't.
Speaker 3: Know, just not in her she Yeah, she very much
felt like a like someone who had been spoiled quite
a bit in her life. Yeah, and I did not
did not vibe with.
Speaker 4: That, diddo. Yeah, high maintenance. She seems high maintenance.
Speaker 3: Yes she does, but that's the end of the episode.
Speaker 2: Dun dun dump All right, hey, everybody, hevery challenge pot
dot com and joined the Facebook group. Oh, Zachy, tell
us your post credit.
Speaker 5: Scene, post Christine, and also our ending quote just because
I wrote this one down it it was just so
r like out there. So post Garstine starts with a
bunch of the guys playing the pool. Tan is seeing
on the side of the pool, like adjusting her top
and like trying to make everything fit in, and then
at some point her top just snaps and she flashes everyone.
Speaker 4: Which accidentally, I'm sure, which.
Speaker 5: Spell out again which. After that, we then cut to
Tim's favorite player, Jesse, give us a quote. All these
girls are really sluts, and that's why they put them here.
But they're prude sluts, which is tricky because you gotta
work a lot of games, and that game takes a
lot of work, and that's a lot more work than
I wanted to put into sluts because it ain't worth
Jesus christ.
Speaker 4: All right, so no wonder I hate Jesse. He's a
fucking prick. And Zach, I gotta cut the audio of
you saying that that's many ring tone. You're just talking
endlessly about sluts in game.
Speaker 3: It really was a different world back.
Speaker 4: You can just say that on TV and like then
just go back to life and like have a job
and ship waiting for It's weird. It's weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, boss will be like, yeah, well they should have.
Speaker 4: Been let's do let's just too much work. Oh, like,
slits are easier sluts. She's a prude slut though.
Speaker 6: You know my parents, I love you.
Speaker 3: Honestly. Oh my god, It's it is wild watching the
show and hearing some of the ship that they are
saying on TV, like these were on this was just
regular cable, Like this ship just played. I mean, it's
it is wild some of the things that they say.
Speaker 4: Yep, god damn.
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Speaker 3: He'll give it to you anyway. Just taking stuff away
for free.
Speaker 4: It's all good. I like your messages.
Speaker 2: Good job, slut.
Speaker 4: I reply to like a fourth of them.
Speaker 3: Yea fair Warnington doesn't even reply to all of us.
Speaker 4: I know it's a it's a mess. I'm a mess.
Speaker 3: If them, he probably will not respond to you, probably not.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it is not Please text me I will not respond.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but I like them feel good when it happens.
Speaker 5: Yesterday for Tim and he didn't respond to either of them.
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, I know. I know. I'm the worst, dude,
I'm not the worst. It's it's h My own daughter
sent me that the other day. She sent me a
message and said, I know you never reply, but I
have a really you don't your own kids. I know
that was what I thought. I was like, I'm okay,
I'm kind of okay being the guy that doesn't reply
to most messages, but when it's my own kids, it's
I had that ping of guilt of like, oh fuck,
I should be a real human, Yeah you should.
Speaker 3: Why do you not respond to your own children?
Speaker 5: You know?
Speaker 4: Human, it's been human exists.
Speaker 3: And things like all the rest of us.
Speaker 4: There's con I hate it though. I hate that, don't
you hate that? Isn't part of you that hates it,
is the part that wants to fight against it, and
like fucking silence your ringers sometimes and turn off a
notification every once in a while.
Speaker 5: Carl, That's what I do.
Speaker 4: That's what I do.
Speaker 3: It's been on in like five years.
Speaker 2: I feel like two thousand and six to ten would
be disappointed. Was all about the technology.
Speaker 4: I know, and now I see now I see how
it was a mistake, all of it. All of it
was a mistake. We shouldn't have done any of this.
Speaker 2: Ship.
Speaker 4: It's all fucked up. Now we thought it was good,
it's none of none of it's been good.
Speaker 3: The rabbit back in the hat.
Speaker 4: I know. All you can do is turn it off.
Speaker 5: That's what I do, because she just does understand if
Carlon spent the last or the next decade raising the
child should be looking ropping and you to ignore it.
Speaker 4: Also, Oh there you go exact the other Yeah, the
other parent of the pot. You get it. You ignore
your kids sometimes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sometimes it's like, listen, you're being just leave me
alone for now.
Speaker 4: We're just annoying. It's just like you texted me too much.
I's like, give me a minute. Yeah, yeah, what are
you doing back on board?
Speaker 5: Like what are you back on board the toilet? You
know this? Leave me alone?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I see you every day, child, Ask me tomorrow
when I see you in person, I need to text me. Yeah.
I'm with you, Zach. Don't text your children or anybody else.
Speaker 2: We're more great parenting advice make sure it's.
Speaker 4: Just start a new podcast dot com how to ignore
your kids?
Speaker 3: Didn't you have a because I Said so or whatever?
Speaker 4: Podcast?
Speaker 2: For a while there, it was to be a dad?
That was all that was all lie.
Speaker 4: To way ancient history.
Speaker 3: How many episodes did you guys actually make of that show?
Speaker 4: Not many? Ve they were fun, though they keep.
Speaker 3: Cut for anyone.
Speaker 4: Who I bet they I bet they hold up. I
bet they're still funny. Look up Because I Said So
and Atomics and Horror Dunk.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm Survivor.
Speaker 4: Yeah, show.
Speaker 5: That. We're bringing Survivor back for season fifty.
Speaker 4: Right, Oh god, Mike White, Yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 2: What of the podcasts have you had, Carlin.
Speaker 3: You guys are the first boom roasted.
Speaker 2: You haven't waked?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah, for promoting our old podcast Totem Talk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we've all got We've bought some podcasts in our wasteland,
left behind that Cage podcast that, Yeah, it Happens, Happens
the Best of Us.
Speaker 5: That was great. And then right after my first season
doing that, they decided calling the show the totem Pole
was too racist and they got canceled.
Speaker 4: Oh I guess it is, Yeah, I guess it is
I do have I I have a story about that
for the after show.
Speaker 2: All right, all right, hey everybody, Hey, everybody, uh stop
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Uh this episode of Challenge this has been.
Speaker 4: Brian Big Uncle, Sweet Team Carl and san Diego.
Speaker 5: Zachy Banana is the slut.
Speaker 2: Zach What was that quote again?
Speaker 4: Hello, the whole thing, the whole thing, the whole thing.
Halfterwards are slut.
Speaker 5: All these girls are really sluts and that's why they
put them here. But they're fruit sluts, which is tricky
because you gotta work a lot of games, and that
game takes a lot of work. That's a lot. That's
a lot more work than I wanted to put into
sluts because they worth the game, all right, Jesse Peke
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