Speaker 1: I'm Marie.
Speaker 2: Hey, Johnny, what's going on?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 2: Okay? Well, it's nice talking to you.
Speaker 3: Day, Johnny.
Speaker 4: There must be something going on and you wouldn't be
Speaker 4: calling War of the Roses.
Speaker 5: Uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Me and my wife we've been haven't been doing
Speaker 1: so well. We're kind of everything's on the rocks. We're
Speaker 1: pretty much seems like in a loveless marriage.
Speaker 2: How long you've been married?
Speaker 1: Three years?
Speaker 4: Any kids?
Speaker 1: No? No kids?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: We gave each other a hall pass, we promised, just one,
Speaker 1: suggested to us by one of our friends.
Speaker 4: And how's it going for you?
Speaker 1: For me? Not so good. I haven't really met anybody yet.
Speaker 2: What were you hoping to get out of this?
Speaker 1: I was hoping to find something, maybe a little bit
Speaker 1: of spark and maybe that my wife really is all
Speaker 1: I need, you know, trying to find somebody out there
Speaker 1: nowadays it's hard.
Speaker 4: Okay, So no luck on your end.
Speaker 2: What about the wife?
Speaker 1: Three dates in with one guy already and making me
Speaker 1: kind of upset?
Speaker 3: She's had three dates A past means one time to.
Speaker 4: Me, Because my wife and I talked about this before,
Speaker 4: although we would never do it, we talked about it.
Speaker 4: We kid around everybody, kids around about the hall pass thing,
Speaker 4: meaning one pass you could sleep with the guy. Now
Speaker 4: leading up with sleeping with the guy, that's your one
Speaker 4: free hall pass. How many dates it takes to get there?
Speaker 4: Are you talking sex?
Speaker 1: Well? Our agreement was was that if we slept with
Speaker 1: another person, we would notify the other before or after,
Speaker 1: most likely after. You don't want to kill the vibe
Speaker 1: by clone.
Speaker 5: Before well, of course you wouldn't want to kill the vibe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the vibe is important.
Speaker 4: Well as per the rules of engagement.
Speaker 2: Has she notified you yet of such?
Speaker 1: Well, she did not inform me. But if I do
Speaker 1: know my wife in about our first date, I'm really
Speaker 1: hoping that.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, all right, So she's three dates in on
Speaker 4: her one free haul pass. I'm thinking it's all it's
Speaker 4: a bundle.
Speaker 2: It's like a bundle.
Speaker 1: I mean, I really hope not that it's not a
Speaker 1: triple play package here. And I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 1: After thinking about it, it makes me really realize how
Speaker 1: much I love and appreciate her, And it just sucks
Speaker 1: that it took something like this for me to realize
Speaker 1: all that.
Speaker 2: What about making out? Have you made out with anybody?
Speaker 1: No? You know I've done it. I need more time.
Speaker 1: I need to get into better shape too. You know,
Speaker 1: I've just kind of hit the gym a lot harder.
Speaker 2: And when your time.
Speaker 1: With two, all three, just come on around me.
Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, I'm calling for Linda.
Speaker 5: This is she.
Speaker 3: My name is Marie, and I'm calling from Redroses dot Com.
Speaker 3: I'm calling to let you know that we have a
Speaker 3: dozen long stem roses free.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry, right if this is a sales call, I'm
Speaker 5: not interested. No, no, no, I'm really very busy right now.
Speaker 3: Right, No, I understand, So I'll make this quick. We're
Speaker 3: you know, we're a brand new company and we're kind
Speaker 3: of letting people know who we are. And as a
Speaker 3: promotional vehicle, we get a list of names, we pick
Speaker 3: one randomly and give them a dozen long stem roses
Speaker 3: for free.
Speaker 2: And your name is who we chose today. So congratulations.
Speaker 5: I don't understand.
Speaker 2: Well, we're a flower shop here in Manhattan.
Speaker 3: You know, we're just trying to get people to know
Speaker 3: about us and know who we are so they can
Speaker 3: come to us in the future and tweet about us
Speaker 3: stuff like that.
Speaker 2: So congratulations.
Speaker 5: Just for clear, this is a sales call, but just
Speaker 5: so you know this is a it's not not a
Speaker 5: sales call. Okay.
Speaker 3: Oh well, I'm not trying to sell you anything. I'm
Speaker 3: just I'm actually calling to give you something for free.
Speaker 5: Hello, Yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 2: I mean the flowers are gorgeous.
Speaker 3: They're beautiful, long stem roses, and they're in a crystal va.
Speaker 3: In fact, of oz alone is probably worth about seventy
Speaker 3: five bucks.
Speaker 2: Huh.
Speaker 5: And the and the oas is real crystal. That's what
Speaker 5: you're yes, you're telling me, Yes, okay, okay, awesome.
Speaker 2: You want to do this?
Speaker 5: We can do this, all right?
Speaker 2: So who would you like to send these gorgeous roses to?
Speaker 5: I think i'd like to send them to Dan Is
Speaker 5: Dan your husband? Yes, I'd like to send them to Dan.
Speaker 5: He's at two for beef.
Speaker 4: All right, you know what.
Speaker 2: I'll get the address in one second.
Speaker 3: But why don't you tell us what you want to
Speaker 3: say on the note to your husband?
Speaker 2: Right now?
Speaker 5: Looking forward to seeing you again?
Speaker 3: I can you don't see your husband, mocha, that's not
Speaker 3: really any of your business. Oh well, it kind of is,
Speaker 3: because I know that Dan is at your husband?
Speaker 5: Great, what's going on?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: I we we definitely need to tell her.
Speaker 2: Now it's time you gotta tell her.
Speaker 4: Linda, I'm sorry, Yes, Hi, my name is Sean Hamilton.
Speaker 4: You're actually on the radio in New York City on
Speaker 4: a feature of a very popular feature on a radio
Speaker 4: station called k TU in Manhattan.
Speaker 2: That's Marie.
Speaker 4: She's not actually with a Rose company, She's with this
Speaker 4: radio station. Your husband, Johnny, has been on the phone
Speaker 4: the entire time.
Speaker 5: I don't want to be on the radio.
Speaker 4: In a minute, I'm going to I'm going to offer
Speaker 4: you an incentive after the call. So let's say, after
Speaker 4: this call finishes, you do not want to After we
Speaker 4: offer you the incentive, you do not want to be
Speaker 4: on the radio, we won't be allowed to play this
Speaker 4: later on this afternoon at five point.
Speaker 1: You obviously have you had something in the works already
Speaker 1: before anything ever took.
Speaker 5: How do you know that, Johnny? What were you hoping
Speaker 5: to accomplish with all this? How else was I supposed
Speaker 5: to get.
Speaker 1: The only way I knew? Right to get you on
Speaker 1: the phone. I can't say anything to you. I mean,
Speaker 1: you guys heard the attitude she gave you when she
Speaker 1: first answered the phone. That's what I deal with every day.
Speaker 2: So what you guys are separated.
Speaker 5: Yeah, no, right now I'm living with a friend of mine.
Speaker 2: Oh a male friend?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 5: A girlfriend? I'm going on. Sure, I am living with
Speaker 5: a woman.
Speaker 1: Listen, I know what we agreed to, Linda. Just going
Speaker 1: through all this, there's nobody else out there like you,
Speaker 1: and this made me realize it. And I just want
Speaker 1: to work things out and I don't want to get divorced,
Speaker 1: and I really want you by my side. It's sad
Speaker 1: that we had to find out this way, but I
Speaker 1: just want you to know that I do love you
Speaker 1: and I do appreciate you, and I just want things
Speaker 1: to get better between us because there's no one else
Speaker 1: out there for me except you. If you slept with
Speaker 1: them or not, it just will consider this a speed
Speaker 1: bump in our marriage. I just want you.
Speaker 5: Back, you know what, John, I'm ready for something different,
Speaker 5: and I don't think it can be with you.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm very sorry.
Speaker 5: I just.
Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't know that things you were gonna
Speaker 1: come to this. I didn't know how far I was
Speaker 1: gonna go.
Speaker 5: I just want I like together. I don't think you
Speaker 5: love me. I think you're just upset that you're losing me.
Speaker 3: Oh, I'm almost thinking she had this whole thing. I mean,
Speaker 3: come on, she she knew who she was gonna go for,
Speaker 3: and that's why you've had four or five.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, come on, John, we are so sorry.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what to say.
Speaker 4: John, You are so sorry, dude.
Speaker 5: Ye, I'm sorry. John. It's over.
Speaker 4: Wow?
Speaker 2: How cold are you?
Speaker 3: All?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 5: Bye?
Speaker 2: Bye bye?
Speaker 4: Ah?
Speaker 5: Wow.
Speaker 2: Right