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<v Speaker 1>I'm Marie.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Johnny, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Well, it's nice talking to you.

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<v Speaker 3>Day, Johnny.

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<v Speaker 4>There must be something going on and you wouldn't be

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<v Speaker 4>calling War of the Roses.

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<v Speaker 5>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Me and my wife we've been haven't been doing

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<v Speaker 1>so well. We're kind of everything's on the rocks. We're

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<v Speaker 1>pretty much seems like in a loveless marriage.

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<v Speaker 2>How long you've been married?

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<v Speaker 1>Three years?

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<v Speaker 4>Any kids?

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<v Speaker 1>No? No kids?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 1>We gave each other a hall pass, we promised, just one,

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<v Speaker 1>suggested to us by one of our friends.

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<v Speaker 4>And how's it going for you?

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<v Speaker 1>For me? Not so good. I haven't really met anybody yet.

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<v Speaker 2>What were you hoping to get out of this?

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<v Speaker 1>I was hoping to find something, maybe a little bit

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<v Speaker 1>of spark and maybe that my wife really is all

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<v Speaker 1>I need, you know, trying to find somebody out there

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<v Speaker 1>nowadays it's hard.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So no luck on your end.

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<v Speaker 2>What about the wife?

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<v Speaker 1>Three dates in with one guy already and making me

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<v Speaker 1>kind of upset?

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<v Speaker 3>She's had three dates A past means one time to.

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<v Speaker 4>Me, Because my wife and I talked about this before,

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<v Speaker 4>although we would never do it, we talked about it.

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<v Speaker 4>We kid around everybody, kids around about the hall pass thing,

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<v Speaker 4>meaning one pass you could sleep with the guy. Now

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<v Speaker 4>leading up with sleeping with the guy, that's your one

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<v Speaker 4>free hall pass. How many dates it takes to get there?

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<v Speaker 4>Are you talking sex?

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<v Speaker 1>Well? Our agreement was was that if we slept with

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<v Speaker 1>another person, we would notify the other before or after,

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<v Speaker 1>most likely after. You don't want to kill the vibe

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<v Speaker 1>by clone.

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<v Speaker 5>Before well, of course you wouldn't want to kill the vibe.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, the vibe is important.

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<v Speaker 4>Well as per the rules of engagement.

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<v Speaker 2>Has she notified you yet of such?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, she did not inform me. But if I do

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<v Speaker 1>know my wife in about our first date, I'm really

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<v Speaker 1>hoping that.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, okay, all right, So she's three dates in on

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<v Speaker 4>her one free haul pass. I'm thinking it's all it's

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<v Speaker 4>a bundle.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a bundle.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I really hope not that it's not a

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<v Speaker 1>triple play package here. And I gotta be honest with you.

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<v Speaker 1>After thinking about it, it makes me really realize how

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<v Speaker 1>much I love and appreciate her, And it just sucks

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<v Speaker 1>that it took something like this for me to realize

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<v Speaker 1>all that.

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<v Speaker 2>What about making out? Have you made out with anybody?

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<v Speaker 1>No? You know I've done it. I need more time.

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<v Speaker 1>I need to get into better shape too. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>I've just kind of hit the gym a lot harder.

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<v Speaker 2>And when your time.

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<v Speaker 1>With two, all three, just come on around me.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, Hi, I'm calling for Linda.

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<v Speaker 5>This is she.

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<v Speaker 3>My name is Marie, and I'm calling from Redroses dot Com.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm calling to let you know that we have a

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<v Speaker 3>dozen long stem roses free.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm sorry, right if this is a sales call, I'm

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<v Speaker 5>not interested. No, no, no, I'm really very busy right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, No, I understand, So I'll make this quick. We're

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<v Speaker 3>you know, we're a brand new company and we're kind

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<v Speaker 3>of letting people know who we are. And as a

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<v Speaker 3>promotional vehicle, we get a list of names, we pick

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<v Speaker 3>one randomly and give them a dozen long stem roses

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<v Speaker 3>for free.

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<v Speaker 2>And your name is who we chose today. So congratulations.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't understand.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we're a flower shop here in Manhattan.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, we're just trying to get people to know

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<v Speaker 3>about us and know who we are so they can

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<v Speaker 3>come to us in the future and tweet about us

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<v Speaker 3>stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 2>So congratulations.

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<v Speaker 5>Just for clear, this is a sales call, but just

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<v Speaker 5>so you know this is a it's not not a

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<v Speaker 5>sales call. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh well, I'm not trying to sell you anything. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>just I'm actually calling to give you something for free.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello, Yeah, I'm here.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean the flowers are gorgeous.

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<v Speaker 3>They're beautiful, long stem roses, and they're in a crystal va.

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<v Speaker 3>In fact, of oz alone is probably worth about seventy

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<v Speaker 3>five bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh.

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<v Speaker 5>And the and the oas is real crystal. That's what

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<v Speaker 5>you're yes, you're telling me, Yes, okay, okay, awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>You want to do this?

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<v Speaker 5>We can do this, all right?

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<v Speaker 2>So who would you like to send these gorgeous roses to?

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<v Speaker 5>I think i'd like to send them to Dan Is

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<v Speaker 5>Dan your husband? Yes, I'd like to send them to Dan.

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<v Speaker 5>He's at two for beef.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, you know what.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll get the address in one second.

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<v Speaker 3>But why don't you tell us what you want to

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<v Speaker 3>say on the note to your husband?

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<v Speaker 2>Right now?

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<v Speaker 5>Looking forward to seeing you again?

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<v Speaker 3>I can you don't see your husband, mocha, that's not

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<v Speaker 3>really any of your business. Oh well, it kind of is,

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<v Speaker 3>because I know that Dan is at your husband?

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<v Speaker 5>Great, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>I we we definitely need to tell her.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it's time you gotta tell her.

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<v Speaker 4>Linda, I'm sorry, Yes, Hi, my name is Sean Hamilton.

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<v Speaker 4>You're actually on the radio in New York City on

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<v Speaker 4>a feature of a very popular feature on a radio

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<v Speaker 4>station called k TU in Manhattan.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Marie.

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<v Speaker 4>She's not actually with a Rose company, She's with this

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<v Speaker 4>radio station. Your husband, Johnny, has been on the phone

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<v Speaker 4>the entire time.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't want to be on the radio.

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<v Speaker 4>In a minute, I'm going to I'm going to offer

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<v Speaker 4>you an incentive after the call. So let's say, after

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<v Speaker 4>this call finishes, you do not want to After we

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<v Speaker 4>offer you the incentive, you do not want to be

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<v Speaker 4>on the radio, we won't be allowed to play this

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<v Speaker 4>later on this afternoon at five point.

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<v Speaker 1>You obviously have you had something in the works already

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<v Speaker 1>before anything ever took.

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<v Speaker 5>How do you know that, Johnny? What were you hoping

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<v Speaker 5>to accomplish with all this? How else was I supposed

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<v Speaker 5>to get.

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<v Speaker 1>The only way I knew? Right to get you on

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<v Speaker 1>the phone. I can't say anything to you. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>you guys heard the attitude she gave you when she

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<v Speaker 1>first answered the phone. That's what I deal with every day.

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<v Speaker 2>So what you guys are separated.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, no, right now I'm living with a friend of mine.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh a male friend?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 5>A girlfriend? I'm going on. Sure, I am living with

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<v Speaker 5>a woman.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, I know what we agreed to, Linda. Just going

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<v Speaker 1>through all this, there's nobody else out there like you,

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<v Speaker 1>and this made me realize it. And I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to work things out and I don't want to get divorced,

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<v Speaker 1>and I really want you by my side. It's sad

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<v Speaker 1>that we had to find out this way, but I

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<v Speaker 1>just want you to know that I do love you

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<v Speaker 1>and I do appreciate you, and I just want things

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<v Speaker 1>to get better between us because there's no one else

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<v Speaker 1>out there for me except you. If you slept with

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<v Speaker 1>them or not, it just will consider this a speed

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<v Speaker 1>bump in our marriage. I just want you.

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<v Speaker 5>Back, you know what, John, I'm ready for something different,

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<v Speaker 5>and I don't think it can be with you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just I'm very sorry.

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<v Speaker 5>I just.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't I didn't know that things you were gonna

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<v Speaker 1>come to this. I didn't know how far I was

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go.

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<v Speaker 5>I just want I like together. I don't think you

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<v Speaker 5>love me. I think you're just upset that you're losing me.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, I'm almost thinking she had this whole thing. I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>come on, she she knew who she was gonna go for,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's why you've had four or five.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely, come on, John, we are so sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what to say.

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<v Speaker 4>John, You are so sorry, dude.

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<v Speaker 5>Ye, I'm sorry. John. It's over.

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<v Speaker 4>Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>How cold are you?

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<v Speaker 3>All?

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<v Speaker 1>Right?

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<v Speaker 5>Bye?

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<v Speaker 2>Bye bye?

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<v Speaker 4>Ah?

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<v Speaker 5>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Right