Speaker 1: Need advice. Taco Bob to the rescue diaper Asque Taco Bob.
Speaker 2: On one O one one w j r R to
Speaker 2: Orlando's rock station. Ask LCTV brought you by Petty's Meats.
Speaker 2: Stay Road four to thirty four in Longwood, just west
Speaker 2: of I four, no favorite haunt of yours, LC. Good morning.
Speaker 1: How are you there? Lecher Man? Patties can't say enough
Speaker 1: great things?
Speaker 2: You know? I think?
Speaker 1: Did I see you there? On Saturday? I went over
Speaker 1: in the h chopper and I spotted the wine tasting
Speaker 1: and I see this. It's I see a pot roast
Speaker 1: head walking around there.
Speaker 2: That was me. Yep, I knew securing a nice thick
Speaker 2: boning prime Ribbi.
Speaker 1: Whenever you're looking for high quality meets Patties meets right
Speaker 1: there in Longwood, a stone's throat from Pat's house. Ell
Speaker 1: set for the holidays. They're red getting there, getting there,
Speaker 1: get the missus a nice Christmas present? Not yet, I
Speaker 1: think I got you covered. Was the ride in a
Speaker 1: little choppy this morning? I'm a chopper. No, it was good.
Speaker 2: Okay, I know there's some weather coming in. No, it
Speaker 2: was good. Okay, You've got me covered with the gift.
Speaker 1: Maybe some nice jewelry from International dinosaur relasick from Philotowski.
Speaker 1: Oh you can get her prime side of beef from Petties.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll stop.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's get right to these questions because we have
Speaker 1: a lot in a little bit of time. Kneed your assistance,
Speaker 1: life coach. I'm super attractive to women, just not my
Speaker 1: white oolf just not my wife anymore. We have been
Speaker 1: married for over twenty years and seem to be fading
Speaker 1: further and further apart each and every day. I think
Speaker 1: this is definitely time for you two to seek counseling,
Speaker 1: not me per se, although I do have some open
Speaker 1: zoom slots right now. But uh, here's how you look
Speaker 1: at this situation, sir. You just text it into a
Speaker 1: radio show that you're really into women, but not your
Speaker 1: wife of twenty years anymore.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Counseling is gonna take time and money correct for better
Speaker 1: or for worse. But divorce is gonna take a lot
Speaker 1: more time and a lot more money. Like over a
Speaker 1: half problemly good times in bad, sicker or poor, you're
Speaker 1: gonna be poor. You don't have to be poor anymore.
Speaker 2: Jesus is here. Counseling is here.
Speaker 1: That was a great song. All right, what's next, life coach.
Speaker 1: I have a coworker with thosehairs that totally gross me out.
Speaker 1: I don't want to be rude, but I think it's
Speaker 1: only fair that he knows. Here's what you need to do.
Speaker 1: Suggest that your office and get everybody to agree that
Speaker 1: you do a super super secret Sannah, and then you
Speaker 1: rig it so you get his name one knows here
Speaker 1: trimmer coming up.
Speaker 2: Think about it.
Speaker 1: You know, since it's super super secret, Sanda, that means
Speaker 1: you really can't tell who it is.
Speaker 2: You do the same for the stinky guy with the
Speaker 2: three pack of deodorant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. You can even sign the card for this
Speaker 1: noserey guy was wishing you a less Harry Christmas. You
Speaker 1: know you can get some zingers in there because it's
Speaker 1: super super secret.
Speaker 2: LCTV.
Speaker 1: The wife wants me to do rocks instead of grass
Speaker 1: in our yard. You know that zero landscape? Okay, rock
Speaker 1: scape or whatever they call I say, to hell with that.
Speaker 1: Let's moultch the thing. What do you think rock is
Speaker 1: a lot more expensive than mulch, But mulch is a
Speaker 1: pain in the ass with all the weeds. Even if
Speaker 1: you put down, the plastic weeds still come up. Uh.
Speaker 1: Either way, you gotta go glass half full here. You're
Speaker 1: not mowing anymore if you get rocks right, So that's
Speaker 1: a bonus. One very important thing. Make sure you don't
Speaker 1: do it yourself though. Slinging rocks on an entire yard.
Speaker 2: Uh huh. It does not rock astro turf. It's kind
Speaker 2: of a lot of people moving towards that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know. Then if you got leaves all
Speaker 1: over it and they you just blow it. Life coach,
Speaker 1: I have boulders. Wow, Yeah, it shows power and prestige.
Speaker 1: If you have a bunch of boulders in your yard,
Speaker 1: total power move. It just shows that you demand respect.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little more difficult for for vehicles to navigate
Speaker 2: around that might be trying to break in, pulling a
Speaker 2: raid at your house.
Speaker 1: I got the moat too. Hey il see TB Hey
Speaker 1: l C TV. What's your best advice for claiming a pot?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: This came in early this morning. A plot of land
Speaker 1: as your own. I want to own some land that's
Speaker 1: all woods and build my house on it. For claiming
Speaker 1: a plot of land. So in this time of entitledment,
Speaker 1: this and squatters, this might sound strange, But how about
Speaker 1: you go old school and buy it. You don't just
Speaker 1: go go into some random woods. This is mine, this
Speaker 1: is mine. I need to start chopping down trees. I'm
Speaker 1: a homesteader. That's it. How are we doing on time?
Speaker 1: I know, in time for one or two more LCTV
Speaker 1: kids interested in playing an instrument. Taking everything into account
Speaker 1: like costs, the ease of learning to play it, lessons,
Speaker 1: et cetera. What do you suggest we get them? Oh, definitely,
Speaker 1: get the kid a nice drum kit. That doesn't it
Speaker 1: doesn't drive you to drink. I don't know what well,
Speaker 1: what about the recorder? Recorder? Now on, man, just stay
Speaker 1: instrument free. Teach a kid to see smoke Siggs or something.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you that's the perfect thing to do. Somebody
Speaker 1: that you're not fond of, get their kid a drum set,
Speaker 1: you know, trumpet. They'll do the trick too, guitar and
Speaker 1: and amp, big Marshalls. Come on, the kid's got to
Speaker 1: say angling in the strings like Hendricks. H need your help,
Speaker 1: life coach. One of my employees asked if her daughter
Speaker 1: could have a job run on the front desk while
Speaker 1: she's home for winter break.
Speaker 2: I told her.
Speaker 1: Of course, the daughter who's a senior in college, came
Speaker 1: to work and is unbelievably hot, not to mention super flirtatious.
Speaker 1: First officer. People running the front desk of a business
Speaker 1: have a title. Okay, respect that receptionist. Secondly, you definitely
Speaker 1: need to hit it before she goes back for winter break.
Speaker 1: I'm just slow down before you start complaining. I mean,
Speaker 1: she's a flirty senior in college. That's hot, super hot, right,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, unbelievably like she hadn't been doing more, you know,
Speaker 1: more than keg stands or at some frat parties. Hey,
Speaker 1: how you're getting on board speaking of doing things at
Speaker 1: frat parties.
Speaker 2: All the board. H h h.
Speaker 1: She is a trist trained to answer to the phone
Speaker 1: like Crain at the belt of my Alright, honner, let's roll.
Speaker 2: Life coach LC TB like only he can frame things.
Speaker 2: Thank you, sir. W j R R, Orlando's rock station.