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<v Speaker 1>Need advice. Taco Bob to the rescue diaper Asque Taco Bob.

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<v Speaker 2>On one O one one w j r R to

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<v Speaker 2>Orlando's rock station. Ask LCTV brought you by Petty's Meats.

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<v Speaker 2>Stay Road four to thirty four in Longwood, just west

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<v Speaker 2>of I four, no favorite haunt of yours, LC. Good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>How are you there? Lecher Man? Patties can't say enough

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<v Speaker 1>great things?

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<v Speaker 2>You know? I think?

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<v Speaker 1>Did I see you there? On Saturday? I went over

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<v Speaker 1>in the h chopper and I spotted the wine tasting

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<v Speaker 1>and I see this. It's I see a pot roast

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<v Speaker 1>head walking around there.

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<v Speaker 2>That was me. Yep, I knew securing a nice thick

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<v Speaker 2>boning prime Ribbi.

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<v Speaker 1>Whenever you're looking for high quality meets Patties meets right

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<v Speaker 1>there in Longwood, a stone's throat from Pat's house. Ell

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<v Speaker 1>set for the holidays. They're red getting there, getting there,

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<v Speaker 1>get the missus a nice Christmas present? Not yet, I

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<v Speaker 1>think I got you covered. Was the ride in a

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<v Speaker 1>little choppy this morning? I'm a chopper. No, it was good.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I know there's some weather coming in. No, it

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<v Speaker 2>was good. Okay, You've got me covered with the gift.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe some nice jewelry from International dinosaur relasick from Philotowski.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you can get her prime side of beef from Petties.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, I'll stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's get right to these questions because we have

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<v Speaker 1>a lot in a little bit of time. Kneed your assistance,

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<v Speaker 1>life coach. I'm super attractive to women, just not my

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<v Speaker 1>white oolf just not my wife anymore. We have been

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<v Speaker 1>married for over twenty years and seem to be fading

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<v Speaker 1>further and further apart each and every day. I think

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<v Speaker 1>this is definitely time for you two to seek counseling,

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<v Speaker 1>not me per se, although I do have some open

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<v Speaker 1>zoom slots right now. But uh, here's how you look

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<v Speaker 1>at this situation, sir. You just text it into a

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<v Speaker 1>radio show that you're really into women, but not your

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<v Speaker 1>wife of twenty years anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Counseling is gonna take time and money correct for better

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<v Speaker 1>or for worse. But divorce is gonna take a lot

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<v Speaker 1>more time and a lot more money. Like over a

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<v Speaker 1>half problemly good times in bad, sicker or poor, you're

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<v Speaker 1>gonna be poor. You don't have to be poor anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Jesus is here. Counseling is here.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a great song. All right, what's next, life coach.

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<v Speaker 1>I have a coworker with thosehairs that totally gross me out.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to be rude, but I think it's

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<v Speaker 1>only fair that he knows. Here's what you need to do.

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<v Speaker 1>Suggest that your office and get everybody to agree that

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<v Speaker 1>you do a super super secret Sannah, and then you

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<v Speaker 1>rig it so you get his name one knows here

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<v Speaker 1>trimmer coming up.

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<v Speaker 2>Think about it.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, since it's super super secret, Sanda, that means

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<v Speaker 1>you really can't tell who it is.

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<v Speaker 2>You do the same for the stinky guy with the

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<v Speaker 2>three pack of deodorant.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, exactly. You can even sign the card for this

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<v Speaker 1>noserey guy was wishing you a less Harry Christmas. You

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<v Speaker 1>know you can get some zingers in there because it's

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<v Speaker 1>super super secret.

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<v Speaker 2>LCTV.

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<v Speaker 1>The wife wants me to do rocks instead of grass

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<v Speaker 1>in our yard. You know that zero landscape? Okay, rock

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<v Speaker 1>scape or whatever they call I say, to hell with that.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's moultch the thing. What do you think rock is

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<v Speaker 1>a lot more expensive than mulch, But mulch is a

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<v Speaker 1>pain in the ass with all the weeds. Even if

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<v Speaker 1>you put down, the plastic weeds still come up. Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Either way, you gotta go glass half full here. You're

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<v Speaker 1>not mowing anymore if you get rocks right, So that's

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<v Speaker 1>a bonus. One very important thing. Make sure you don't

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<v Speaker 1>do it yourself though. Slinging rocks on an entire yard.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh huh. It does not rock astro turf. It's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of a lot of people moving towards that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I don't know. Then if you got leaves all

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<v Speaker 1>over it and they you just blow it. Life coach,

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<v Speaker 1>I have boulders. Wow, Yeah, it shows power and prestige.

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<v Speaker 1>If you have a bunch of boulders in your yard,

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<v Speaker 1>total power move. It just shows that you demand respect.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, a little more difficult for for vehicles to navigate

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<v Speaker 2>around that might be trying to break in, pulling a

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<v Speaker 2>raid at your house.

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<v Speaker 1>I got the moat too. Hey il see TB Hey

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<v Speaker 1>l C TV. What's your best advice for claiming a pot?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>This came in early this morning. A plot of land

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<v Speaker 1>as your own. I want to own some land that's

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<v Speaker 1>all woods and build my house on it. For claiming

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<v Speaker 1>a plot of land. So in this time of entitledment,

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<v Speaker 1>this and squatters, this might sound strange, But how about

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<v Speaker 1>you go old school and buy it. You don't just

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<v Speaker 1>go go into some random woods. This is mine, this

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<v Speaker 1>is mine. I need to start chopping down trees. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a homesteader. That's it. How are we doing on time?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, in time for one or two more LCTV

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<v Speaker 1>kids interested in playing an instrument. Taking everything into account

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<v Speaker 1>like costs, the ease of learning to play it, lessons,

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<v Speaker 1>et cetera. What do you suggest we get them? Oh, definitely,

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<v Speaker 1>get the kid a nice drum kit. That doesn't it

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't drive you to drink. I don't know what well,

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<v Speaker 1>what about the recorder? Recorder? Now on, man, just stay

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<v Speaker 1>instrument free. Teach a kid to see smoke Siggs or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm telling you that's the perfect thing to do. Somebody

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<v Speaker 1>that you're not fond of, get their kid a drum set,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, trumpet. They'll do the trick too, guitar and

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<v Speaker 1>and amp, big Marshalls. Come on, the kid's got to

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<v Speaker 1>say angling in the strings like Hendricks. H need your help,

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<v Speaker 1>life coach. One of my employees asked if her daughter

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<v Speaker 1>could have a job run on the front desk while

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<v Speaker 1>she's home for winter break.

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<v Speaker 2>I told her.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, the daughter who's a senior in college, came

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<v Speaker 1>to work and is unbelievably hot, not to mention super flirtatious.

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<v Speaker 1>First officer. People running the front desk of a business

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<v Speaker 1>have a title. Okay, respect that receptionist. Secondly, you definitely

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<v Speaker 1>need to hit it before she goes back for winter break.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just slow down before you start complaining. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>she's a flirty senior in college. That's hot, super hot, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, unbelievably like she hadn't been doing more, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>more than keg stands or at some frat parties. Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>how you're getting on board speaking of doing things at

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<v Speaker 1>frat parties.

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<v Speaker 2>All the board. H h h.

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<v Speaker 1>She is a trist trained to answer to the phone

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<v Speaker 1>like Crain at the belt of my Alright, honner, let's roll.

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<v Speaker 2>Life coach LC TB like only he can frame things.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you, sir. W j R R, Orlando's rock station.