WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.560 --> 00:00:04.080 Welcome back to the show, everybody. This is the Cult 2 00:00:04.120 --> 00:00:08.320 of Cryptids, and it is the Cult of Conspiracy and 3 00:00:08.480 --> 00:00:12.080 Strange were podcast collaboration and we're throwing it back to 4 00:00:12.119 --> 00:00:15.679 an episode where we were pretty liquor up. We did 5 00:00:15.759 --> 00:00:18.280 drink pretty heavily on the show for a long time. 6 00:00:18.760 --> 00:00:21.359 And this is a fun episode though that we covered 7 00:00:21.399 --> 00:00:26.199 about spring Heeled Jack. He is essentially the most handsy 8 00:00:26.280 --> 00:00:29.519 cryptid to ever exist. He mostly would pop out of 9 00:00:29.559 --> 00:00:33.039 the shadows and grope you if he didn't blow fire 10 00:00:33.079 --> 00:00:36.719 in your face first, and then he would jump over 11 00:00:37.399 --> 00:00:41.200 very tall objects and walls to escape, almost like he 12 00:00:41.320 --> 00:00:45.799 had springs in his shoes. This is a fun time, everybody. 13 00:00:45.840 --> 00:00:48.320 We hope you enjoy. Make sure to support the show 14 00:00:49.719 --> 00:00:51.799 and give us five star rate reviews and all that 15 00:00:51.840 --> 00:00:55.479 good stuff. We would appreciate it. Now, without further ado, 16 00:00:56.359 --> 00:00:59.240 let's talk about spring Heeled Jack. 17 00:01:10.079 --> 00:01:15.079 Jeffrey Dahmer soaked in blood, you and Obomber blowing up Waco, 18 00:01:15.159 --> 00:01:17.959 Texas and Heaven's Games and the Helius Modify and Ben 19 00:01:18.000 --> 00:01:21.680 from Apes Hitler fixed his death and then escaped. Bigot 20 00:01:21.799 --> 00:01:25.000 and the moth Man, Son of Sam talking to talk again. 21 00:01:25.480 --> 00:01:30.799 Witches don't complins, the mysterious noise and hauntings, dark guards, 22 00:01:30.840 --> 00:01:33.040 and the scull and bones most of them. He's a 23 00:01:33.120 --> 00:01:36.319 probably loan So when you're feeling all alone, grabbing beer 24 00:01:36.359 --> 00:01:39.719 and get stone a. Welcome you to the podcast, trains crew, 25 00:01:40.079 --> 00:01:43.480 What are here to entertain you? 26 00:01:43.480 --> 00:01:45.599 You it's about us. 27 00:01:50.840 --> 00:01:58.159 Dogs can't perform MRIs, but Pat scam. 28 00:01:58.280 --> 00:02:06.400 You can't always get the side. Hilarious, Billy hilarious. Yes, welcome, 29 00:02:07.439 --> 00:02:10.120 we fucked up. Welcome to the podcast. We are actually 30 00:02:10.120 --> 00:02:14.080 doing a live stream and Billy's basement to twitch, kind 31 00:02:14.120 --> 00:02:17.639 of just to test the waters on some things. But yeah, 32 00:02:17.879 --> 00:02:20.159 I am one of your hosts, Tom kat Ak, Tom 33 00:02:20.199 --> 00:02:24.039 Thompson AKA the Reptilian AKA I gave myself this name. 34 00:02:24.039 --> 00:02:26.080 I don't know why, but I'm what did I call myself? 35 00:02:26.439 --> 00:02:29.000 I've been calling myself like Dingery, dungaroo or something like that, 36 00:02:29.120 --> 00:02:32.120 something something stupid. I've said it a lot. I know. 37 00:02:32.159 --> 00:02:34.479 I don't want to grow up. No, tell the people 38 00:02:34.479 --> 00:02:35.639 from Arkansas to grow up. 39 00:02:35.800 --> 00:02:36.319 Grow up? 40 00:02:39.199 --> 00:02:43.360 And who else do we have in the house? 41 00:02:44.000 --> 00:02:46.039 Do the thing, do the weird thing? 42 00:02:46.840 --> 00:02:47.719 Do the weird thing? 43 00:02:48.639 --> 00:02:52.479 Come on today? Billy? 44 00:02:54.000 --> 00:02:55.560 I think that's what I started doing that When I 45 00:02:55.560 --> 00:02:57.840 started saying how to people like what's your name? To Villa, 46 00:02:57.919 --> 00:03:03.199 Jason be like, but here's a bill, Billy. 47 00:03:02.599 --> 00:03:06.080 All right, so we're gonna talk about the most rapey 48 00:03:06.280 --> 00:03:10.280 cryptid there is. His name is spring hil Jack. 49 00:03:11.439 --> 00:03:13.319 Isn't there a murderer that actually went by the name 50 00:03:13.360 --> 00:03:14.080 spring Hill Jack? 51 00:03:14.759 --> 00:03:16.080 No, that is Jack the Ripper. 52 00:03:16.199 --> 00:03:18.560 No, I feel like there is. I feel like there 53 00:03:18.639 --> 00:03:22.199 is one. I feel like we've talked about him too. 54 00:03:24.800 --> 00:03:25.439 Scary movie. 55 00:03:25.759 --> 00:03:28.280 No, that's the original Exorcist, really. 56 00:03:29.840 --> 00:03:30.360 Scary movie. 57 00:03:30.759 --> 00:03:32.639 Ones like, is that really in the movie? And I 58 00:03:32.680 --> 00:03:38.800 was like, yeah, the movie was fucked because we want 59 00:03:38.800 --> 00:03:44.039 to talk about the Exorcisms. That's fucking real man. The 60 00:03:44.080 --> 00:03:49.240 movie and the phenomenon of that movie fucking keeps Exorcism going. Yes, 61 00:03:49.319 --> 00:03:51.240 Billy is oh yeah, I gotta said what we're drinking 62 00:03:51.240 --> 00:03:53.439 even though Billy doesn't like it. I have an assortment 63 00:03:53.479 --> 00:03:57.520 of beers. I have one of my favorites. It's called 64 00:03:57.520 --> 00:04:00.240 the Zodiac or the Zodiac. It's got all these trippy. 65 00:04:00.439 --> 00:04:03.759 I want one one person. I want one person. 66 00:04:03.439 --> 00:04:05.159 To call the mad Tom. I got to call the 67 00:04:05.159 --> 00:04:05.520 Mad Tim. 68 00:04:05.560 --> 00:04:07.719 I want one person to go oh my, and not 69 00:04:07.840 --> 00:04:10.039 as a joke, but genuinely be like, you know what, 70 00:04:10.120 --> 00:04:12.039 this podcast wouldn't be the same if I didn't know 71 00:04:12.080 --> 00:04:13.520 what type of beer you were drinking? 72 00:04:13.879 --> 00:04:14.800 Can I I need to know? 73 00:04:14.919 --> 00:04:20.920 Fans realistically? Do you like that I mentioned what we drink, 74 00:04:21.000 --> 00:04:22.920 especially if listening to an audio you don't know, you. 75 00:04:22.879 --> 00:04:27.199 Could just say beer or rye done? Yeah, You're always 76 00:04:27.279 --> 00:04:30.600 like and then this assessment of a panic gage this 77 00:04:30.720 --> 00:04:31.240 is how. 78 00:04:31.160 --> 00:04:33.959 I I hopefully get a beer sponsor. One day I 79 00:04:34.000 --> 00:04:36.399 was talking to Anton about that, how we can try 80 00:04:36.439 --> 00:04:38.120 to get like we need a sponsor, Like even a 81 00:04:38.120 --> 00:04:41.120 weed sponsor would be awesome because other like you don't smoke, 82 00:04:41.160 --> 00:04:42.399 but I smoke, Anton smokes. 83 00:04:42.399 --> 00:04:45.959 Oh sure, that'd be awesome for everybody else. Fantastic Billy. 84 00:04:47.519 --> 00:04:50.639 It would be you have to get a sponsor that 85 00:04:51.399 --> 00:04:53.279 is going to actually sponsor us because a lot of 86 00:04:53.319 --> 00:04:56.800 companies probably wouldn't consider some of the things we say. 87 00:04:57.120 --> 00:04:58.199 And we talked about that before. 88 00:04:58.240 --> 00:04:59.879 I was like, I'm pretty sure I remember I went 89 00:05:00.000 --> 00:05:02.519 a little kick on doing random Ass for Random Ass Ship. 90 00:05:02.959 --> 00:05:05.040 It was like the NonStop I did one for four 91 00:05:05.079 --> 00:05:07.279 local ones. I'm like, I think four loco would like this. 92 00:05:08.040 --> 00:05:10.199 I keep saying that I think the Flying Monkey Monkey 93 00:05:10.240 --> 00:05:14.040 should sponsor us considering their sales in Sparkle Puff went 94 00:05:14.120 --> 00:05:16.120 fucking out the roof. I saw it. It's like ever 95 00:05:16.240 --> 00:05:18.199 since strange brow podcasts. 96 00:05:17.839 --> 00:05:19.560 They're talking about historical puff. 97 00:05:20.199 --> 00:05:23.160 So what so spring heel Jack is an entity in 98 00:05:23.240 --> 00:05:26.560 English folklore of the Victorian eraror what do you think 99 00:05:26.560 --> 00:05:28.680 about the Victorian era billy? What does it make you 100 00:05:28.720 --> 00:05:29.000 think of? 101 00:05:29.560 --> 00:05:32.959 I think I like the the fucking what's that movie 102 00:05:32.959 --> 00:05:35.360 called the Four Kids walk around and crowbars and masks 103 00:05:35.399 --> 00:05:36.560 and rob people. 104 00:05:37.000 --> 00:05:41.480 Oh my god, are you talking about fucking clock recres. 105 00:05:41.600 --> 00:05:42.600 Yeah, that's what I was thinking about. 106 00:05:42.639 --> 00:05:43.920 That is from the fucking seventies. 107 00:05:44.040 --> 00:05:45.680 No, but that's what I think that. Well, they were 108 00:05:45.680 --> 00:05:46.839 obviously they weren't. 109 00:05:47.040 --> 00:05:49.800 Think of Maria Antoinette, thinking of like big ass white 110 00:05:49.800 --> 00:05:51.160 wigs and. 111 00:05:51.240 --> 00:05:55.800 Oh we're talking about like out like I airror my god, no, 112 00:05:55.920 --> 00:05:57.199 like where women wearing. 113 00:05:56.920 --> 00:05:59.199 Those tight ass corset they couldn't. 114 00:05:58.879 --> 00:05:59.839 Really fucking breathe. 115 00:06:00.079 --> 00:06:00.600 Yeah, fuck, it. 116 00:06:04.199 --> 00:06:06.480 Crushed the ribs. But it reminds me of that time 117 00:06:06.519 --> 00:06:09.000 where it's just like there's there's the rich and the 118 00:06:09.000 --> 00:06:10.839 people that you know are eating their cake and their 119 00:06:10.920 --> 00:06:13.560 nice food, and there's the poor people where like Johnny's 120 00:06:13.560 --> 00:06:16.000 like delivering the paper and then fucking a piss bucket 121 00:06:16.000 --> 00:06:18.120 gets thrown at them by accident. It's like so saw it. It 122 00:06:18.199 --> 00:06:20.079 was just empting out my piss bucket. 123 00:06:21.639 --> 00:06:24.319 My pist bucket is green, yours is only yellow because 124 00:06:24.360 --> 00:06:25.040 you're stupid. 125 00:06:26.279 --> 00:06:31.240 So it's obviously a crazy time in this air, right, 126 00:06:31.319 --> 00:06:32.319 there's poor and there's rich. 127 00:06:33.800 --> 00:06:36.040 It's like the piss buckets like for the rich forre 128 00:06:36.079 --> 00:06:38.759 like actual like when you go to the dollar store now, 129 00:06:38.800 --> 00:06:41.040 like those mop buckets and like the pores how to 130 00:06:41.120 --> 00:06:43.439 use like refried bean cans. 131 00:06:43.800 --> 00:06:45.480 And just constantly throw them out the window. 132 00:06:46.800 --> 00:06:50.399 My piss bucket can hold three hundred pisses. Your piss 133 00:06:50.439 --> 00:06:54.680 bucket can only hold three fucking iPhone one loser. 134 00:06:55.279 --> 00:06:58.519 So in this time, eir is, you know, it's it's 135 00:06:58.519 --> 00:07:00.759 a bad time for poor people. There's division of poor 136 00:07:00.800 --> 00:07:04.040 and rich, and it's gonna happen again because every so 137 00:07:04.120 --> 00:07:07.759 often in history it says it's called a peasants revolt 138 00:07:07.839 --> 00:07:10.560 happens where people start to realize that people like Jeff 139 00:07:10.560 --> 00:07:12.759 Bezos and all these fucking other assholes like Bill Gates 140 00:07:13.079 --> 00:07:14.879 and governments are hoarding money. 141 00:07:14.920 --> 00:07:16.759 You know, you'll love You'll love this. This is actually 142 00:07:16.759 --> 00:07:18.639 blew my fucking mind. I learned this today too. 143 00:07:19.399 --> 00:07:21.600 I forget what the I fucking just learned literally today 144 00:07:21.600 --> 00:07:23.920 and already forget the terminology. But there's there's a term 145 00:07:23.959 --> 00:07:27.480 for when like a superpower of the world changes hands 146 00:07:27.519 --> 00:07:29.839 to it from one country to another, like currently, right now, 147 00:07:29.959 --> 00:07:31.720 US is the superpower of the world. 148 00:07:32.639 --> 00:07:34.920 They are, whether you like it or not, they are. 149 00:07:35.839 --> 00:07:38.519 But China is that, That's what I'm saying, Like, that's 150 00:07:38.600 --> 00:07:42.680 what And in history, every single time a superpower has 151 00:07:42.800 --> 00:07:48.480 changed hands, uh, it turns out that just by so coincidence, 152 00:07:48.560 --> 00:07:53.360 that majority of the population is having a problem with gender. So, 153 00:07:53.480 --> 00:07:55.839 whether it be they hated female when it was China 154 00:07:55.879 --> 00:07:58.399 and they started killing all the women, whether it be 155 00:07:58.480 --> 00:08:01.360 in Russian, Yeah, it's usually direct towards women. But it's 156 00:08:01.399 --> 00:08:03.879 just funny enough that now it's become a point because 157 00:08:03.920 --> 00:08:06.360 like once people are once all of your people are 158 00:08:06.399 --> 00:08:09.480 fed their clothes, you start running out of things to 159 00:08:09.519 --> 00:08:10.439 fucking argue about. 160 00:08:10.560 --> 00:08:10.920 That's why. 161 00:08:11.920 --> 00:08:14.680 And it's funny enough. It's funny enough that once it 162 00:08:14.720 --> 00:08:15.399 starts going to do. 163 00:08:15.399 --> 00:08:17.120 That male, I'm a male, I'm a I'm a male. 164 00:08:17.160 --> 00:08:18.439 Female whatever. 165 00:08:18.519 --> 00:08:21.879 But it's just kind of funny that like that almost 166 00:08:21.959 --> 00:08:24.040 is like the turning point in history. It's like every 167 00:08:24.040 --> 00:08:25.959 time a superpower has changed hands, it's become like a 168 00:08:25.959 --> 00:08:28.879 big like gender issue, whether it be like whatever it 169 00:08:28.959 --> 00:08:30.920 was killed a women or like this is the first 170 00:08:30.920 --> 00:08:32.600 time it's I'm a man, I want to be a woman. 171 00:08:32.639 --> 00:08:38.440 But there's not fucking nuts like like China. China's obviously 172 00:08:38.480 --> 00:08:40.320 do up here. There's no fucking way They're not going 173 00:08:40.320 --> 00:08:41.679 to be a new superpower. 174 00:08:41.679 --> 00:08:43.559 But isn't that cool though? Is that cool to think about? 175 00:08:43.720 --> 00:08:45.919 I'm gonna say that, uh, you know that this is 176 00:08:45.960 --> 00:08:48.440 going to happen in history, but the people's revolt what happens. 177 00:08:48.759 --> 00:08:51.240 People are waking up either way with what the buck's 178 00:08:51.240 --> 00:08:52.440 going on. I'm not going to talk about that. 179 00:08:52.600 --> 00:08:54.360 Or you can just make go make money yourself. 180 00:08:54.759 --> 00:08:56.559 Well that's fine, But the thing is, there's a thing 181 00:08:56.559 --> 00:09:02.279 about hoarding money that even average jobs and shit like that. Billy, Okay, 182 00:09:02.279 --> 00:09:04.000 you're gonna be rich, we get it. But it's just 183 00:09:04.039 --> 00:09:06.759 the fact that things are gonna fucking happen in the 184 00:09:06.759 --> 00:09:09.720 next couple of years that will change the course of history. 185 00:09:09.799 --> 00:09:12.519 I fucking highly believe and Uh, we'll get into a 186 00:09:12.519 --> 00:09:15.519 our of conspiracy episode because China is making their way 187 00:09:15.559 --> 00:09:17.559 into every backyard in every country, and. 188 00:09:17.519 --> 00:09:20.399 It's every backyard in a wake up one day and 189 00:09:20.440 --> 00:09:21.559 be like, what'd you do in here, China? 190 00:09:21.600 --> 00:09:23.039 And be like, greats your backyard night. 191 00:09:23.200 --> 00:09:26.240 He's a video of fucking Trudeau. I posted. Someone's like, 192 00:09:26.639 --> 00:09:30.039 what the fuck? First I noticed the little arm behind him, 193 00:09:30.360 --> 00:09:32.600 and then I know it's a little Asian man behind 194 00:09:32.639 --> 00:09:35.159 him during a conference where he's talking about everybody's got 195 00:09:35.240 --> 00:09:37.480 got the shape, blah bah blah. Right, there's a fucking 196 00:09:37.600 --> 00:09:38.919 arm and he's like in front of you can tell 197 00:09:38.919 --> 00:09:40.600 it's front of a green screen, like it looks like 198 00:09:40.639 --> 00:09:43.519 he's outside, but the green screen technology to have is incredible, 199 00:09:43.799 --> 00:09:46.159 and his arm just appears behind his back and this 200 00:09:46.240 --> 00:09:49.399 little Asian man just kind of pokes out the side 201 00:09:49.399 --> 00:09:52.480 of his fucking like on his shoulder. No fuck, no, 202 00:09:52.559 --> 00:09:54.759 I cant show the video. It's fucking weird as shit. 203 00:09:55.519 --> 00:09:58.759 So essentially we are talking about the most rapeious cryptid 204 00:09:59.159 --> 00:10:02.120 and the The first claim sighting of Springhill Jack was 205 00:10:02.159 --> 00:10:05.919 in eighteen thirty seven. Later sightings report all over Great 206 00:10:06.320 --> 00:10:09.159 Britain and were prevalent in the suburb of London and 207 00:10:09.200 --> 00:10:12.440 the Midlands in Scotland. There are many different theories about 208 00:10:12.440 --> 00:10:15.879 the nature and the identity of Springhill Jack. The urban 209 00:10:15.960 --> 00:10:19.240 legend was very popular in its time do the tales 210 00:10:19.279 --> 00:10:23.519 of bizarre appearances and ability to make extraordinary leaps to 211 00:10:23.600 --> 00:10:26.720 the point where he became the topic of several works 212 00:10:26.759 --> 00:10:27.200 of fiction. 213 00:10:29.759 --> 00:10:32.279 I wonder, like, yeah, i'll word of mouth too, right. 214 00:10:32.639 --> 00:10:34.039 I wonder what the actual story was. 215 00:10:34.080 --> 00:10:35.960 That always blows my mind when you're talking about something 216 00:10:36.000 --> 00:10:38.399 like so far back, like where it wasn't like obviously, like. 217 00:10:38.320 --> 00:10:40.440 It's not like one news article everybody read. It's like 218 00:10:40.679 --> 00:10:41.879 this person or from this person. 219 00:10:41.919 --> 00:10:43.759 It's like the original story was like, yo, it was 220 00:10:43.759 --> 00:10:45.480 a creepy dude in my backyard. 221 00:10:44.960 --> 00:10:48.200 And now the story is like and he had seventeen holes. 222 00:10:49.759 --> 00:10:52.519 So Springhiel Jack was described by people who claim to 223 00:10:52.639 --> 00:10:56.919 have seen him as a terrifying and frightful appearance, with diabolical, 224 00:10:57.039 --> 00:11:01.279 clawed hands and a weird facade in eyes that resemble 225 00:11:01.720 --> 00:11:02.720 red balls of. 226 00:11:02.919 --> 00:11:05.360 Fire ballsy fires. 227 00:11:05.720 --> 00:11:10.799 One report claimed that beneath a black coke, he wore cloak. 228 00:11:10.919 --> 00:11:12.080 You wore a black cloak. 229 00:11:13.279 --> 00:11:15.600 Well heath that dark can of coca Cola. 230 00:11:15.720 --> 00:11:18.799 He wore a helmet and a tight fitting white garment 231 00:11:19.000 --> 00:11:21.440 like oil skin. I don't know what oil skin is, 232 00:11:21.440 --> 00:11:25.879 but m latex, that's what they're basically saying. 233 00:11:25.919 --> 00:11:27.120 Yeah, should I. 234 00:11:28.679 --> 00:11:30.519 It's just like the mad gas I me and Anton 235 00:11:30.600 --> 00:11:33.720 talked about. He had a hat, a tight black suit, 236 00:11:33.720 --> 00:11:35.559 and you wore high heels. Maybe this is spring heel 237 00:11:35.639 --> 00:11:39.240 jack but he forgot his springs. He's like, my heels 238 00:11:39.240 --> 00:11:43.200 aren't spratted. And then inspector game, Yeah, that's what I 239 00:11:43.200 --> 00:11:45.080 was gonna say. I was the researching this. I was like, 240 00:11:45.120 --> 00:11:46.679 it's kind of like his little boots that he has 241 00:11:46.679 --> 00:11:49.039 in the movie where he fucking started jumping, and he. 242 00:11:49.120 --> 00:11:50.919 Was gonna say, if you thought you had your springy 243 00:11:50.919 --> 00:11:52.000 heels on, but you don't. 244 00:11:52.000 --> 00:11:53.320 You just did a jump in the. 245 00:11:53.159 --> 00:11:56.480 Heel snap you broke your ankle because you're a fucking idiot. 246 00:11:56.879 --> 00:11:59.159 No you don't like that, okay. Ah. 247 00:11:59.320 --> 00:12:03.519 So many stories also mentioned a devil like aspect and 248 00:12:03.600 --> 00:12:06.279 this person of like how he's a demon or a devil. 249 00:12:06.519 --> 00:12:09.879 Others said he was tall and thin, he had blonde 250 00:12:09.919 --> 00:12:12.879 hair with big, bulshing eyes just joking. 251 00:12:13.159 --> 00:12:13.279 Uh. 252 00:12:13.440 --> 00:12:15.879 He was tall and thin and with an appearance of 253 00:12:15.919 --> 00:12:18.960 a gentleman. So he it's it's just funny. His name 254 00:12:19.080 --> 00:12:21.960 is Jack. Other than he wears like a helmet, I 255 00:12:22.000 --> 00:12:25.120 think with like a Bobby type helmet, you know what 256 00:12:25.159 --> 00:12:28.159 I mean. He kind of reminds me of like he's 257 00:12:28.159 --> 00:12:30.879 like he's like the rapee cryptid of Jack the Ripper. 258 00:12:31.480 --> 00:12:33.799 He's a gentleman. He dresses all nice in a cloak. 259 00:12:34.240 --> 00:12:37.039 He has his weird hat on. He says claws for 260 00:12:37.120 --> 00:12:40.360 hands and he uh, it's kind of ray pie. 261 00:12:40.639 --> 00:12:42.919 He's handsy. He's just handsy. 262 00:12:44.000 --> 00:12:47.519 We'll get into how handsy he is. And there are several. 263 00:12:47.279 --> 00:12:50.559 Reports to destroy his legacy. 264 00:12:51.039 --> 00:12:54.840 There's several reports that mentioned he could breathe out blue 265 00:12:54.879 --> 00:12:57.799 and white flames, and that he wore a sharp He 266 00:12:57.840 --> 00:13:03.200 wore sharp mettaw, claws, fingertips. There's theories that he had 267 00:13:03.279 --> 00:13:05.600 claus like there's there's people that claim that he had claws, 268 00:13:05.840 --> 00:13:08.080 and there's people that say that it was like a 269 00:13:08.360 --> 00:13:11.720 glove or he wore like really long stripper nails that 270 00:13:11.759 --> 00:13:16.039 were made out of metal them democrylics. So at least 271 00:13:16.080 --> 00:13:19.799 two people claim that he was able to speak at 272 00:13:19.879 --> 00:13:22.480 least they could comprehend and listen to what he said 273 00:13:22.559 --> 00:13:25.960 in English. So he wasn't English. What do you think 274 00:13:26.000 --> 00:13:30.759 spring Hiel jacksonund like he wasn't English or he was 275 00:13:30.399 --> 00:13:32.000 he was English English. 276 00:13:32.039 --> 00:13:35.919 Yes, he spoke English, but but he probably didn't go 277 00:13:35.960 --> 00:13:36.919 to like public schooling. 278 00:13:38.240 --> 00:13:41.080 But he's he's intelligent to an extent. He's a gentleman. 279 00:13:41.679 --> 00:13:46.600 Do you think he sounds like he's from Britain? 280 00:13:46.639 --> 00:13:53.799 Bro I'm sorry, I got okay, Sorry, that's what he said. 281 00:13:53.840 --> 00:13:56.399 That's what they say. They walk around, they're like part off. 282 00:13:58.519 --> 00:14:01.759 I just went to the toof stock these guys. 283 00:14:01.879 --> 00:14:05.159 Fuck you're Back in the early nineteenth century, there were 284 00:14:05.159 --> 00:14:09.000 reports of ghost that stock the streets of London. These 285 00:14:09.080 --> 00:14:12.639 human like figures were described as pale and it was 286 00:14:12.679 --> 00:14:19.039 believed that they stalked and prayed on lone pedestrians. Uh 287 00:14:19.200 --> 00:14:19.720 more or less. 288 00:14:19.720 --> 00:14:21.559 I mean they're just trying to walk to and from work, 289 00:14:21.840 --> 00:14:22.679 the people alone. 290 00:14:22.879 --> 00:14:25.039 Yeah, and they know what happens when girls do that. 291 00:14:25.399 --> 00:14:26.120 The lonely high. 292 00:14:26.200 --> 00:14:28.559 You gotta have a big march. Gotta have a big 293 00:14:28.600 --> 00:14:30.799 march to make sure that we take back the night 294 00:14:31.240 --> 00:14:34.360 because the knight can't touch us anymore. We're all together. 295 00:14:34.559 --> 00:14:38.399 Oh fucking that guy's got a gun. Relax. 296 00:14:38.559 --> 00:14:40.840 You know what that is, right? Yeah, we take back 297 00:14:41.279 --> 00:14:44.240 My girlfriend's mom does that. So because she works, should 298 00:14:44.279 --> 00:14:46.679 I say that she should? She works at abuse. She's 299 00:14:46.679 --> 00:14:49.120 a head director at like a women's abuse shelter. 300 00:14:49.399 --> 00:14:53.080 It's funny though, like, yeah, you're not really taking back 301 00:14:53.120 --> 00:14:55.600 the night if you're marching together, unless you're doing that 302 00:14:55.679 --> 00:14:58.600 every night, which in case is consuming your life. 303 00:14:58.840 --> 00:15:02.639 Yeah, but walk alone and yeah say back the night. 304 00:15:02.679 --> 00:15:05.519 In the nineties when fucking Paul Bernard was a Scarborough rapist, 305 00:15:05.759 --> 00:15:07.679 if you have I heard one time that some chick 306 00:15:07.679 --> 00:15:09.759 got raped by a bus stop, I'd be walking around 307 00:15:09.799 --> 00:15:12.200 with a knife and a fucking claws from hands like 308 00:15:12.200 --> 00:15:14.919 a wolverine, like spring Hill Jack. Just in case you 309 00:15:14.960 --> 00:15:15.279 never know? 310 00:15:15.399 --> 00:15:18.120 Man, you that weird kid on the bus. It's like 311 00:15:18.320 --> 00:15:19.000 I'm Superman. 312 00:15:20.639 --> 00:15:23.000 So like the story is told of these figures, it 313 00:15:23.120 --> 00:15:25.159 kind of like it formed a part of a district 314 00:15:25.240 --> 00:15:29.639 ghost tradition in London, which rites which some writers have 315 00:15:29.840 --> 00:15:34.120 argued formed the foundation of later legends of spring Hill Jack. 316 00:15:34.360 --> 00:15:38.320 The most important of the early entries was from hammer 317 00:15:38.440 --> 00:15:43.679 Smith Ghost, which in eighth which in eighteen oh three 318 00:15:43.679 --> 00:15:48.159 and eighteen oh four was reported in him Hammersmith on 319 00:15:48.399 --> 00:15:53.080 a western fringes of like how the hammer smith ghost 320 00:15:53.320 --> 00:15:56.080 because there's on the fringes of this part of London. 321 00:15:56.320 --> 00:15:59.080 Fucking you guys are fucking original, No. 322 00:15:59.159 --> 00:16:02.240 They are because literally, you know what happened in Hammersmith 323 00:16:02.320 --> 00:16:04.480 back in the day, right, especially at this time, got 324 00:16:04.480 --> 00:16:09.120 a fucking heavy cocks. No, they made fucking shit. There 325 00:16:09.200 --> 00:16:11.480 was blacksmiths and people that hit shit with hammers. And 326 00:16:11.480 --> 00:16:14.279 they're like, hey, there's a lot of people making like 327 00:16:14.480 --> 00:16:17.159 weapons and you know, stuff out of metal and they're 328 00:16:17.159 --> 00:16:21.240 forging stuff. That's a blacksmith. And I hear all the time, 329 00:16:21.279 --> 00:16:24.279 and I walked through here, I always hear tang tang tang. 330 00:16:24.480 --> 00:16:27.039 That's still a blacksmith. Blacksmith's still hit but he's got 331 00:16:27.080 --> 00:16:28.720 a hammer in his hand. So what should we call 332 00:16:28.799 --> 00:16:31.200 this place? Oh, hammer smith sounds great. 333 00:16:31.399 --> 00:16:33.080 Blacksmith use hammers, I know. 334 00:16:33.200 --> 00:16:35.480 So they're like, this guy's a blacksmith and he's using 335 00:16:35.480 --> 00:16:39.480 a hammer, hammersmith. It's just what, Yeah, do you know 336 00:16:39.960 --> 00:16:42.919 fucking what the origins of our last name? Because you 337 00:16:42.919 --> 00:16:46.000 know that when when people are named Smith is because 338 00:16:46.039 --> 00:16:48.159 they were a blacksmith and that they were just like 339 00:16:48.279 --> 00:16:50.960 John the Blacksmith, and then eventually they got a last 340 00:16:51.039 --> 00:16:53.159 name and they was Smith. And then they carried on 341 00:16:53.720 --> 00:16:56.360 literally how names started. I looked up what a apprentice 342 00:16:56.399 --> 00:16:58.360 means to my original and not Thompson. 343 00:16:58.639 --> 00:17:02.519 You're the guy that never really learned. Yeah, an apprentice 344 00:17:02.600 --> 00:17:03.000 it is. 345 00:17:03.120 --> 00:17:06.000 And it's like, fucking strange, man, that is strange. 346 00:17:06.000 --> 00:17:07.000 You're fucking nube. 347 00:17:07.240 --> 00:17:12.000 It would later reappear this this entity in eighteen twenty four. 348 00:17:12.839 --> 00:17:16.400 Another apparition in the Southampton they called the Southampton Ghost, 349 00:17:16.559 --> 00:17:21.240 was reported as assaulting individuals in the night, and in particular, 350 00:17:21.400 --> 00:17:25.799 spirit bore many of character The Spirit boar many of 351 00:17:25.839 --> 00:17:29.400 the characteristics of springhiel jack and was reported as jumping 352 00:17:29.440 --> 00:17:32.079 over houses and being ten feet tall. 353 00:17:36.880 --> 00:17:37.519 Yo tight. 354 00:17:38.559 --> 00:17:41.359 Ten feet tall is not tall enough to jump over 355 00:17:41.400 --> 00:17:43.599 a house, but he's spring heeled. 356 00:17:44.319 --> 00:17:45.480 I don't fucking care. 357 00:17:45.759 --> 00:17:49.640 He is Michael Jackson, Michael Jordan. 358 00:17:50.319 --> 00:17:53.480 Yeah, actually he's Michael Jordan's space jam Maybe. 359 00:17:53.319 --> 00:17:56.559 Imagine English yoo ming is kind of and even taller 360 00:17:56.640 --> 00:17:57.480 is what this guy is. 361 00:17:57.720 --> 00:18:02.079 But he's a genti English. He's a rapee gentleman. 362 00:18:02.240 --> 00:18:04.240 I wonder if he like he's got it, says he leaps, 363 00:18:04.279 --> 00:18:06.839 so he's got like springs attached to his shoes. 364 00:18:07.640 --> 00:18:10.920 Or body's fucking cat, they're just beast. 365 00:18:11.559 --> 00:18:15.279 Or he's like, you know, he's like elastic legs where 366 00:18:15.279 --> 00:18:16.839 he just like stretches over houses. 367 00:18:16.880 --> 00:18:19.640 I don't know, No, he's only ten Well is this 368 00:18:19.680 --> 00:18:21.599 how was he jumping on? He's ten feet? What is 369 00:18:21.640 --> 00:18:24.240 his legs stretch to like seventy feet? 370 00:18:24.519 --> 00:18:27.200 Maybe he's a reptilian because reptilians are twelve to ten 371 00:18:27.240 --> 00:18:30.039 to twelve feet supposably supposably. 372 00:18:31.200 --> 00:18:35.200 Bingo, okay, yeah, no shit, I forgot about that. 373 00:18:35.480 --> 00:18:38.599 The first I hear you acknowledge it to The first 374 00:18:38.640 --> 00:18:41.680 alleged sightings of spring Hill Jack were made in London 375 00:18:41.720 --> 00:18:44.960 at eighteen thirty seven and the last report science in 376 00:18:45.240 --> 00:18:50.200 most of the secondary literature, essentially people that wrote books 377 00:18:50.240 --> 00:18:55.119 about spring Hill Jack had maybe been in Liverpool. 378 00:18:54.599 --> 00:18:59.200 In nineteen oh four who knows corna much later accounts 379 00:18:59.200 --> 00:19:03.119 in October eighteen thirty seven, a girl named Mary Stevens 380 00:19:03.160 --> 00:19:04.920 was walking to Lavender Hill. 381 00:19:05.160 --> 00:19:07.720 Oh not Mary, Mary, No, Well. 382 00:19:07.640 --> 00:19:09.799 They see there's all these stories people have wrote about 383 00:19:09.799 --> 00:19:12.400 these different ghosts about in this different area of this 384 00:19:12.559 --> 00:19:15.559 prowler that is in the nights and a south swimming 385 00:19:16.359 --> 00:19:16.960 and it's. 386 00:19:16.720 --> 00:19:19.400 Super easy to fucking move. I bet you just put 387 00:19:19.480 --> 00:19:21.920 up your little fucking carboard box for sale. Got a 388 00:19:21.920 --> 00:19:23.279 new carb box in downtown. 389 00:19:24.119 --> 00:19:28.400 I was like, is the Victorian age right? Because we 390 00:19:28.400 --> 00:19:31.319 were supposed to technically, which is weird. We're supposed to 391 00:19:31.319 --> 00:19:34.559 start getting into Jack the Ripper, but things different just 392 00:19:34.559 --> 00:19:36.960 because of weekends recording, because that's gonna be a two parter. 393 00:19:37.240 --> 00:19:39.880 It's funny how we gotten a spring wheel Jack instead. 394 00:19:40.440 --> 00:19:44.440 And I was watching from Hell, which is based loosely 395 00:19:44.839 --> 00:19:48.720 on a com book written about Jack the Ripper, Okay, 396 00:19:48.720 --> 00:19:50.680 and the time and error. It's just like, man, there 397 00:19:50.759 --> 00:19:54.240 was especially in some parts of London, there is prostitutes everywhere. 398 00:19:54.640 --> 00:19:57.240 It is really poor. There's the rich, and like even 399 00:19:57.279 --> 00:19:59.799 how they're talking about how people were fed grapes. They 400 00:19:59.799 --> 00:20:04.799 get how they were in this and uh version of it. 401 00:20:05.400 --> 00:20:08.279 When the women they get they get offered grapes by 402 00:20:08.319 --> 00:20:11.359 Jack the Ripper and then like whole grapes. I haven't 403 00:20:11.400 --> 00:20:13.240 had a grape in a fourth night, and they're like 404 00:20:14.240 --> 00:20:17.559 grapes and they fucking eat grapes, and like because poor 405 00:20:17.599 --> 00:20:21.319 people couldn't afford grapes, isn't that weird? It's like certain 406 00:20:21.480 --> 00:20:23.319 certain luxuries. That's why it's the whole thing about like 407 00:20:24.400 --> 00:20:28.000 when there was a whole revolt against Mary Mary Antoinette, 408 00:20:28.039 --> 00:20:30.680 and the whole the whole saying of let them make cake, 409 00:20:31.119 --> 00:20:33.440 because if you can let them consume and you give 410 00:20:33.480 --> 00:20:36.400 them something that they want that they don't normally have, 411 00:20:36.559 --> 00:20:38.559 they'll be like, all right, we're gonna forget all about 412 00:20:38.559 --> 00:20:41.720 storming the castle. She's given us cake. I've got cake 413 00:20:42.039 --> 00:20:45.200 in fucking six years. All right, let's bring on the cake. 414 00:20:46.640 --> 00:20:52.440 It depends on the flavor for my birthdays. It passed recently. 415 00:20:52.839 --> 00:20:55.279 I got an ice cream cake. Man, fucking good ship. 416 00:20:56.039 --> 00:21:00.480 So according to so she was, she was walking down 417 00:21:00.559 --> 00:21:03.400 Lavender Hill where she was working as a servant, so 418 00:21:03.440 --> 00:21:06.440 she doesn't have the greatest job. And after visiting her 419 00:21:06.599 --> 00:21:13.039 jar benefits in Battersey, on her way through chapin Common, 420 00:21:13.240 --> 00:21:16.359 chapin Common, a strange figure leap from a dark alley 421 00:21:17.000 --> 00:21:20.680 after immobilizing her with a tight grip of his arms. 422 00:21:20.720 --> 00:21:26.519 So he kind of like hugged her real in mobilization 423 00:21:27.039 --> 00:21:30.079 and he began to kiss her face. Oh he was 424 00:21:30.279 --> 00:21:34.400 just fucking going for it well, ripping her clothes and 425 00:21:34.480 --> 00:21:36.359 touching her flesh with his claws. 426 00:21:36.519 --> 00:21:38.960 Oh damn, he's horny. 427 00:21:38.599 --> 00:21:42.759 Which according to her, were cold and clammy as those 428 00:21:43.039 --> 00:21:43.720 of a corpse. 429 00:21:43.880 --> 00:21:48.880 It's claws like they're not warm to the touch, I'm sure. 430 00:21:48.880 --> 00:21:52.440 But that's why some people claim it's claws, and then 431 00:21:52.440 --> 00:21:54.599 some people claim it's metallic things that he has on 432 00:21:54.799 --> 00:21:55.839 his fingers. 433 00:21:55.920 --> 00:21:59.000 Either way, that's not that's not usually a warm material. 434 00:21:59.200 --> 00:22:03.440 You ever, you ever? You know, you know nimer Elm Street, 435 00:22:04.000 --> 00:22:06.519 you know in the Frey versus Jason remember that movie. 436 00:22:06.440 --> 00:22:08.400 Ye remember he's like trying to go up for dress 437 00:22:08.480 --> 00:22:11.440 with the fucking like bro. That's not going to feel 438 00:22:11.440 --> 00:22:13.480 good for anybody. 439 00:22:13.640 --> 00:22:17.160 I don't know. Maybe she's into it. You people enjoyed. 440 00:22:17.680 --> 00:22:19.480 Stayed the masochism to be into that. 441 00:22:19.640 --> 00:22:21.640 I know, those people in a weird ship than the 442 00:22:21.759 --> 00:22:24.599 guys that fucking liked being fucking well. They're fucking people 443 00:22:24.680 --> 00:22:27.279 like someone just smacking their balls with like a baseball bat. 444 00:22:27.359 --> 00:22:29.599 That's really weird. That there's fucking porn things of like 445 00:22:29.640 --> 00:22:31.000 them kicking guys in the nuts. 446 00:22:31.160 --> 00:22:33.079 Yeah, fucking come over it. 447 00:22:33.079 --> 00:22:33.880 It's weird. 448 00:22:33.480 --> 00:22:35.839 And I wonder they're coming out of excitement or if 449 00:22:35.839 --> 00:22:37.720 it literally got pushed out of their deck. 450 00:22:37.759 --> 00:22:40.279 I know a dude in Paris and uh, I can 451 00:22:40.279 --> 00:22:42.480 never remember his name, but he's like he had he 452 00:22:42.599 --> 00:22:45.400 pierced his own dick when he was like I don't 453 00:22:45.440 --> 00:22:49.519 fucking know, like fourteen or fifteen, did he show you? No, 454 00:22:49.599 --> 00:22:51.119 you just always talking about it. I think you showed 455 00:22:51.119 --> 00:22:53.079 like holding in Austin these kids that we grew up with, 456 00:22:53.599 --> 00:22:55.240 but I never saw this kid was weird kind of 457 00:22:55.240 --> 00:22:58.640 he's like a really emo. He told us, No, it 458 00:22:58.680 --> 00:23:01.759 wasn't he was a kid weirder because it must have been. 459 00:23:01.799 --> 00:23:03.519 Because I don't remember this kid name. I remember she 460 00:23:03.680 --> 00:23:06.359 bez saying that he likes to play with blood, because 461 00:23:06.400 --> 00:23:07.759 this kid would tell us that I said this on 462 00:23:07.799 --> 00:23:10.920 another podcast actually recently something he would tell us, Yeah, 463 00:23:10.920 --> 00:23:12.519 he's look, that's my fet and she's like, I got 464 00:23:12.519 --> 00:23:15.720 to see blood and like, you know, cool wrists, look 465 00:23:15.759 --> 00:23:18.279 a little little little looky, looky. I it's fucking weird 466 00:23:18.359 --> 00:23:23.079 man playing blood plays a fucking weird weird weird yea strange, 467 00:23:23.119 --> 00:23:26.640 you might say. In a panic. The girl screamed after 468 00:23:26.720 --> 00:23:30.160 she was attacked by spring Hill Jack, making the attacker 469 00:23:30.240 --> 00:23:34.160 quickly flee from the scene. Several residents immediately lost into 470 00:23:34.200 --> 00:23:37.440 his search for the aggressor, but he could not be found. 471 00:23:39.039 --> 00:23:41.039 This guy came out of fucking nowhere and he had 472 00:23:41.079 --> 00:23:43.799 his fucking claws and he started touching my titties and 473 00:23:43.839 --> 00:23:46.480 I was like, Jesus fucking he bear hugged me first, 474 00:23:46.480 --> 00:23:48.680 and he's like a little slip of the nipple. It's 475 00:23:48.720 --> 00:23:49.559 like that's not good. 476 00:23:51.160 --> 00:23:54.039 Good on, like good on the people that were actually 477 00:23:54.119 --> 00:23:56.480 like good men back then, where is. 478 00:23:56.440 --> 00:23:57.160 This fucking guy? 479 00:23:57.200 --> 00:24:01.400 And they get like you, uh, you know how hard. 480 00:24:01.240 --> 00:24:01.640 That would be? 481 00:24:01.680 --> 00:24:04.319 And honestly, like everybody can like kind of actually take 482 00:24:04.359 --> 00:24:07.000 the sin is in a sense where like how good 483 00:24:07.079 --> 00:24:09.359 would you actually be if you're pretty sure you had 484 00:24:09.359 --> 00:24:12.519 no consequences, Like you could just literally live your life 485 00:24:12.519 --> 00:24:14.759 with no consequences, you'd be a piece of shit. I 486 00:24:14.799 --> 00:24:17.680 know most of you would be, yeah, must be pieces 487 00:24:17.680 --> 00:24:18.000 of shit. 488 00:24:18.079 --> 00:24:20.680 And back then, you are right that back then. 489 00:24:20.799 --> 00:24:23.680 That's what I mean, Like, who's gonna fucking find you 490 00:24:23.759 --> 00:24:26.319 like change your clothes And it's like they could be 491 00:24:26.359 --> 00:24:28.519 talking you'd be like did you see somebody with like 492 00:24:28.920 --> 00:24:31.960 very long talents and be like I didn't know. 493 00:24:32.240 --> 00:24:34.920 And there's and there's at the time, it's fucking England 494 00:24:35.119 --> 00:24:38.599 there's Bobby's. They're run around with their fucking little weird helmets, 495 00:24:38.599 --> 00:24:40.319 like he's got to spring your Jack's got a helmet, 496 00:24:40.359 --> 00:24:43.759 But I picture his helmet what he wears, and what 497 00:24:43.799 --> 00:24:46.440 I've seen from depictions of spring hil Jack is it's 498 00:24:46.599 --> 00:24:49.640 like a Bobby cap. So I think there is U 499 00:24:49.880 --> 00:24:52.920 talks that he is probably maybe a cop or something 500 00:24:52.920 --> 00:24:54.839 like that, but the cops are just running around. It 501 00:24:54.880 --> 00:24:57.079 always reminds me of this old timey cartoons. So the 502 00:24:57.079 --> 00:24:59.640 cops trying to figure out who's done what they're like knocking. 503 00:25:02.119 --> 00:25:05.359 So the next day, the leaping character is said to 504 00:25:05.400 --> 00:25:08.680 have chosen a very different victim. 505 00:25:08.519 --> 00:25:09.559 Near him, a man. 506 00:25:09.920 --> 00:25:14.759 Yeah, I didn't know. It wasn't near Mary Stevens home. Uh, 507 00:25:14.839 --> 00:25:16.720 you know, he did the same method. He kind of 508 00:25:16.720 --> 00:25:20.119 reappeared and then later reports he jumped in the way 509 00:25:20.160 --> 00:25:23.880 of a passing carriage, causing the coachman to lose control 510 00:25:24.160 --> 00:25:29.359 and crash and severely injured himself. Damn, So he appeared, 511 00:25:29.640 --> 00:25:32.480 this coachman saw him. He wasn't doing his old uh 512 00:25:32.680 --> 00:25:34.839 touch a touch of the titty and then run away 513 00:25:34.920 --> 00:25:39.880 or scoop a little finger, and uh, he jumped and 514 00:25:39.920 --> 00:25:44.519 there's several witnesses. Several witnesses claimed that he jumped over 515 00:25:44.680 --> 00:25:47.960 nine feet high a nine feet high wall. He jumped 516 00:25:47.960 --> 00:25:52.599 over a nine ft ten Yeah, you're high, okay, and 517 00:25:52.599 --> 00:25:58.920 it's it's funny, and brackets two point seven meters uh, 518 00:25:59.000 --> 00:26:03.240 crackling with a high pitched laughter, high pitched ringing laughter 519 00:26:03.400 --> 00:26:05.359 as he jumped over it. What do you think he 520 00:26:05.440 --> 00:26:14.440 laughed like a high pitched that's actually pretty. It's like 521 00:26:14.519 --> 00:26:18.400 high pitched the dudes on what the fuck? Ah right, 522 00:26:18.440 --> 00:26:20.960 we didn't mention that for the So yeah, upstairs is 523 00:26:21.279 --> 00:26:25.519 two fucking vegabonds that are fucking vagabonds, vegabonds that are 524 00:26:25.519 --> 00:26:30.000 fucking on mushrooms. So knows what they're going through right now. Gradually, 525 00:26:30.039 --> 00:26:32.759 the news of the strange character spread, and soon the 526 00:26:32.799 --> 00:26:36.680 press and the public gave him the name spring Hill Jack. 527 00:26:37.279 --> 00:26:41.279 A few months later, after sightings on the ninth of 528 00:26:41.359 --> 00:26:46.200 January in eighteen thirty eight, the Lord Mayor of London, 529 00:26:46.480 --> 00:26:51.279 sud John Cowan revealed at the public session held in 530 00:26:51.359 --> 00:26:55.640 a mansion in the mansion house anonymous complaint that he 531 00:26:55.680 --> 00:26:59.960 had received several days earlier, which he had within hope 532 00:27:00.519 --> 00:27:04.599 of obtaining further information The correspondent who signed a letter 533 00:27:05.079 --> 00:27:11.000 resident of Peckham wrote, it appeals that some individual had 534 00:27:11.079 --> 00:27:14.680 laid away Joe with a mischievous and full hotey companion, 535 00:27:16.240 --> 00:27:21.039 that he dust dust not take upon himself the task 536 00:27:21.119 --> 00:27:24.319 of visiting many of the villages near London and three 537 00:27:24.440 --> 00:27:30.839 different disguises a ghost, a ba, and a devil and 538 00:27:30.880 --> 00:27:35.759 not a not the not the bear from the gay community. 539 00:27:35.759 --> 00:27:36.440 That'd be funny. 540 00:27:37.319 --> 00:27:39.039 I tacked. 541 00:27:43.480 --> 00:27:46.480 Whatever I can now, I can all we We've had 542 00:27:46.480 --> 00:27:50.319 a black guy in the podcast Alex Semi Black Anton's 543 00:27:50.359 --> 00:27:58.000 Gay Wan's Puerto Rican. You're Mexican technically, and I'm a 544 00:27:58.079 --> 00:28:02.440 pure white bread fucking German and Irish. Fuck so and 545 00:28:02.480 --> 00:28:06.200 then purebred that was bad and then uh and then 546 00:28:06.240 --> 00:28:08.039 you know, I said, what we need is an Asian 547 00:28:08.079 --> 00:28:15.680 in a bank and ever read I can't actually you 548 00:28:15.799 --> 00:28:23.680 trying to say it and that will be fine. And 549 00:28:23.720 --> 00:28:26.880 I'm just fucking joking for everybody. So this guy claims 550 00:28:26.880 --> 00:28:29.319 that it was like that there's story circulating of a ghost, 551 00:28:29.440 --> 00:28:32.759 a bear or a devil, and moreo that he never 552 00:28:33.000 --> 00:28:36.240 entered a gentleman's garden for the purpose of alarming the 553 00:28:36.279 --> 00:28:39.799 inmates of the house. The wager, however, has been accepted, 554 00:28:39.839 --> 00:28:44.559 and the unmanly villain has succeeded in his depriving several 555 00:28:44.680 --> 00:28:49.599 ladies of their senses, to whom were never who most 556 00:28:49.759 --> 00:28:54.039 likely will never recover because they're burdens to their family. 557 00:28:54.160 --> 00:28:56.119 Now, oh that's sad. 558 00:28:56.480 --> 00:29:01.720 They got fucking essentially groped in, molested, molested. 559 00:29:01.400 --> 00:29:03.079 But you imagine getting raped. 560 00:29:03.119 --> 00:29:06.960 And then your family is like, you're kind of garbage, Like, 561 00:29:07.400 --> 00:29:08.519 oh damn. 562 00:29:08.240 --> 00:29:10.839 You're annoying me. But all these comments are making I 563 00:29:10.880 --> 00:29:12.920 know that you think every man is rapist, but that 564 00:29:12.960 --> 00:29:13.640 can't be true. 565 00:29:14.119 --> 00:29:15.079 It's your dad. 566 00:29:15.160 --> 00:29:19.839 To more or less meant like they're not mentally stable anymore. 567 00:29:19.960 --> 00:29:22.440 So they're like, Wow, you're fucking annoying to be around. 568 00:29:23.079 --> 00:29:23.799 I saw a man. 569 00:29:23.839 --> 00:29:26.920 I saw a man. He said, I hate my name 570 00:29:27.039 --> 00:29:28.240 is that spin here Jack? 571 00:29:28.319 --> 00:29:32.079 And he blew away, and then he flew on his springs, so. 572 00:29:32.880 --> 00:29:37.920 Uh and at uh strange per at one house, at 573 00:29:37.960 --> 00:29:40.839 one house, the man rang the bell, and on the 574 00:29:40.920 --> 00:29:44.240 southern coming to the door the worst. Then the brute 575 00:29:44.279 --> 00:29:48.119 stood in no less dreadful figure than a specter, and 576 00:29:48.240 --> 00:29:52.799 clad most perfectly. The consequences was that of a poor 577 00:29:52.839 --> 00:29:56.839 girl and merely being swooped and never from the moment, 578 00:29:56.920 --> 00:30:01.480 she has never been to her senses coma. So I 579 00:30:01.519 --> 00:30:06.039 don't know what. Oh he swooned, he swomed, so he 580 00:30:06.200 --> 00:30:09.079 fucked her. He fucking touched her, That's what he did. 581 00:30:09.319 --> 00:30:11.559 I'm gonna google what fucking swooned means. 582 00:30:11.759 --> 00:30:15.200 I thought swooned meant like you you flirted like. I 583 00:30:15.240 --> 00:30:17.920 thought that was like, oh, he swooned me over, he 584 00:30:18.039 --> 00:30:20.240 like he won me over. I thought that's the swoon men. 585 00:30:20.799 --> 00:30:22.079 He's not wearing anybody. 586 00:30:22.279 --> 00:30:24.559 Yeah, I know, but that clearly now that I'm wrong. 587 00:30:24.839 --> 00:30:26.799 I just I thought that's what it meant. 588 00:30:27.240 --> 00:30:29.559 Oh faint from extreme emotion. 589 00:30:29.880 --> 00:30:31.720 Oh yeah, Okay, I'm kind of right. 590 00:30:31.880 --> 00:30:34.400 She saw this man he was swooned by like he's like, 591 00:30:34.599 --> 00:30:37.920 oh yeah, I know, but her emotion was fear, not love. 592 00:30:38.240 --> 00:30:40.119 Okay, so I'm still technically right. 593 00:30:40.160 --> 00:30:42.440 Okay, could you love a man that could leap so high? 594 00:30:43.240 --> 00:30:47.200 Yo? I fucking leaped so hot to the guy? Koby? 595 00:30:48.759 --> 00:30:53.359 Yeah, bressed in pieces. I'm just joking. He was wasn't 596 00:30:53.400 --> 00:30:55.640 he rapist or sign? Didn't he touch? Somebody did something bad? 597 00:30:55.960 --> 00:30:57.680 Toby did something bad? I don't remember it. 598 00:30:57.720 --> 00:30:59.680 Was he touched a fifteen year old girl or some shit. 599 00:30:59.720 --> 00:31:00.839 I think he did rape somebody. 600 00:31:03.039 --> 00:31:04.839 I don't give a ship man anymore. I don't care 601 00:31:04.880 --> 00:31:07.200 what you think. If you enjoy this podcast, we love you. 602 00:31:07.279 --> 00:31:09.960 But if you're new, fuck good, go to hell. We 603 00:31:10.000 --> 00:31:15.519 don't know, we haven't no hell uh. The affair the 604 00:31:16.039 --> 00:31:20.200 has been now going on for quite some time. And okay, 605 00:31:20.200 --> 00:31:22.960 so she was soon she was no just his character 606 00:31:24.319 --> 00:31:30.000 and a strange to say strange. The papers are still 607 00:31:30.119 --> 00:31:33.440 silent on the subject. The writer has no reason to 608 00:31:33.519 --> 00:31:37.759 believe that they have the whole history at their finger ends. 609 00:31:38.039 --> 00:31:42.720 The fingertips the finger finger ends, but through interesting motives 610 00:31:43.039 --> 00:31:47.079 induced and remains silence. Obviously, they're talking in nice old 611 00:31:47.160 --> 00:31:52.000 fucking like supposed to be clever language. So though the 612 00:31:52.079 --> 00:31:56.039 Lord Mayor seemed fairly skeptical, a member of the audience 613 00:31:56.039 --> 00:32:01.319 confirm at the servant girl about Kingston and the Hammersmith 614 00:32:01.640 --> 00:32:06.279 and Irling tell dreadful stories, all these these different places 615 00:32:06.319 --> 00:32:09.720 of this ghost or devil. The matter was reported in 616 00:32:09.839 --> 00:32:14.279 Times on the ninth of January, another National paper on 617 00:32:14.400 --> 00:32:17.640 the tenth of January, and another the day after that. 618 00:32:17.720 --> 00:32:19.519 They're talking about spring hel like. 619 00:32:19.480 --> 00:32:22.680 You know what, we're out of story. Yeah, this is 620 00:32:22.720 --> 00:32:26.440 her only stories. Not too many people come up with stories. 621 00:32:26.440 --> 00:32:29.200 And I'm sick of hearing about how Carol's fucking raspberries 622 00:32:29.279 --> 00:32:30.200 on growing his death. 623 00:32:30.400 --> 00:32:33.960 She thinks they should, Well, this fucked a cat and 624 00:32:34.000 --> 00:32:36.279 we couldn't really do that. That wasn't as interesting. 625 00:32:36.440 --> 00:32:38.839 I don't even know what you meant to bleep out that. 626 00:32:39.400 --> 00:32:42.799 Well, you know that, you know, we all hear it 627 00:32:43.000 --> 00:32:46.079 ends up having the cat, and and we hear in 628 00:32:46.160 --> 00:32:50.440 every town. I was like, even talking to my uh no, Wed, 629 00:32:50.559 --> 00:32:52.160 yeah we did. There was a kid that supposed to 630 00:32:52.240 --> 00:32:52.720 rape a cat. 631 00:32:52.960 --> 00:32:55.440 My fucking he was my age. It's not my friend, 632 00:32:55.480 --> 00:32:58.920 but he was a good kid. He didn't find. 633 00:32:58.799 --> 00:33:00.440 Oh we have a different We had a differ kid. 634 00:33:00.920 --> 00:33:03.079 And I know where they lived in Paris, the poorest 635 00:33:03.079 --> 00:33:08.279 place you could imagine. Uh yeah, and the everyone had 636 00:33:08.279 --> 00:33:09.960 the story the same as. I was talking to fucking 637 00:33:10.039 --> 00:33:12.079 supervisor work and he's like, yeah, we had the story 638 00:33:12.119 --> 00:33:14.400 with this girl that stuffed the hot dogs. And I 639 00:33:14.440 --> 00:33:16.680 was like, yeah, I knew that girl, Becca, and it's 640 00:33:16.720 --> 00:33:18.480 like her name was Becca. I was like, it's every 641 00:33:18.559 --> 00:33:21.480 town has a fucking chick that shoves hot dogs and 642 00:33:21.519 --> 00:33:23.920 her vagina and then it broke off and she had 643 00:33:23.960 --> 00:33:25.920 to go to the hospital. Everyone in Paris wores his 644 00:33:25.960 --> 00:33:30.839 becka chick and uh so the Lord Mayor showed a 645 00:33:30.880 --> 00:33:35.279 crowded gathering a pile of letters from various places around 646 00:33:35.319 --> 00:33:39.960 London complaining of similar wicked pranks. They're only pranks because 647 00:33:40.000 --> 00:33:42.319 you only got best scially back there, Like you touched 648 00:33:42.319 --> 00:33:44.960 your tit, did you grab your ass? 649 00:33:45.079 --> 00:33:46.640 It's a prank. He didn't do anything. 650 00:33:46.680 --> 00:33:50.440 Almost guy does that every fucking Friday. Man walking by. 651 00:33:50.519 --> 00:33:53.319 You're like, Jesus fuck again. Why you always hear bro 652 00:33:53.599 --> 00:33:55.680 it's Friday. I know all the school girls get out 653 00:33:55.720 --> 00:34:00.440 of the school at this time. The quantity of letters 654 00:34:00.440 --> 00:34:04.160 then poured into the mansion, how suggested that stories were 655 00:34:04.200 --> 00:34:08.000 widespread in the suburban of London, and one writer said 656 00:34:08.119 --> 00:34:12.199 of several young women in Hammersmith that have been frightened 657 00:34:12.159 --> 00:34:16.400 into dangerous fits. It's just they're frightened into literally a 658 00:34:16.400 --> 00:34:19.119 fit where they're like, oh, nothing can calm me, and 659 00:34:19.119 --> 00:34:21.920 they're freaking out because they got growned by some weird 660 00:34:22.079 --> 00:34:25.800 demon creature and they were supposed to. Some of them 661 00:34:25.800 --> 00:34:29.280 were severely wounded by a sort of claw of the 662 00:34:29.400 --> 00:34:32.400 miscreant that he wore in his hand. He's repping the 663 00:34:32.440 --> 00:34:35.440 Freddie fucking glove before Freddy was even a thing. 664 00:34:35.559 --> 00:34:41.400 Bro, he probably is the Freddie glove. That's probably where 665 00:34:41.400 --> 00:34:42.639 the Freddy glove came from. 666 00:34:42.800 --> 00:34:48.079 No, Actually, Wes Craven, as strange as it is, had 667 00:34:48.679 --> 00:34:52.039 nightmares that that, and then that. 668 00:34:52.119 --> 00:34:54.400 Probably he keeps fucking coming up with characters like that. 669 00:34:54.599 --> 00:34:58.400 Oh, hills have eyes. There's a bunch of like fucking 670 00:34:58.559 --> 00:35:01.960 hillbillies living in the fucking hills that rape and kill people. 671 00:35:02.480 --> 00:35:06.400 Another correspondent they see and make them go blind. 672 00:35:08.000 --> 00:35:10.320 There's a bunch of ship he has. Uh, people on 673 00:35:10.519 --> 00:35:13.800 the stairs? Great movie. Black kid breaks into a fucking 674 00:35:13.840 --> 00:35:18.880 home and there's this very leather bound man that loves 675 00:35:18.920 --> 00:35:22.719 to wear leather and hunts down people on the every 676 00:35:22.760 --> 00:35:23.760 Have you ever seen people. 677 00:35:23.519 --> 00:35:24.079 On the stairs? 678 00:35:24.280 --> 00:35:24.480 No? 679 00:35:24.760 --> 00:35:27.119 What an original fucking name too. I just know that 680 00:35:27.159 --> 00:35:28.000 movie is not that good. 681 00:35:28.000 --> 00:35:30.639 Often, Oh it is great. It's a great horror movie. 682 00:35:30.800 --> 00:35:34.079 So this like these these of course they're black, but 683 00:35:34.159 --> 00:35:37.239 this this older gim because they break into a house 684 00:35:37.280 --> 00:35:41.800 and they wanted to steal out under the gods, because 685 00:35:41.920 --> 00:35:47.920 black people steal according to the world anyways, So and 686 00:35:47.960 --> 00:35:51.400 they break in. Yeah, And then is that the new 687 00:35:51.400 --> 00:35:57.880 words you learn this week? Gaslighting? I just fucking yeah, 688 00:35:57.880 --> 00:35:59.760 And especially they break in and they finally, this is 689 00:35:59.760 --> 00:36:02.199 a weird mentioned this girls being like their daughter is 690 00:36:02.320 --> 00:36:05.239 kind of essentially held captive, and every they try to 691 00:36:05.239 --> 00:36:07.920 make her have a good boyfriend essentially, and then every 692 00:36:07.920 --> 00:36:10.440 boyfriend she has they don't like. They keep in the 693 00:36:10.480 --> 00:36:12.920 basement and they're all like behind the walls and ship 694 00:36:12.960 --> 00:36:14.679 it's fucked up. Yeah, they cut out one of the 695 00:36:14.719 --> 00:36:15.840 guy's tongues and. 696 00:36:15.719 --> 00:36:16.719 He broke out. 697 00:36:16.719 --> 00:36:20.920 And when check probably sometimes chick probably keeps bringing home 698 00:36:20.960 --> 00:36:24.239 bad dudes because they're like everybody leaves, like anybody that 699 00:36:24.280 --> 00:36:26.000 gives attention to her, She's like, oh my god, you're 700 00:36:26.039 --> 00:36:27.119 my favorite commure. 701 00:36:27.519 --> 00:36:28.320 You want to watch her with me? 702 00:36:28.360 --> 00:36:30.119 Sometimes it's actually it sounds of cool. 703 00:36:30.599 --> 00:36:35.480 So another correspondent claim that in Stockwell, in Brixton, uh 704 00:36:35.599 --> 00:36:41.039 Chamberwell and Vuxhall, several people had died of fright and 705 00:36:41.079 --> 00:36:44.360 others had fits. Meanwhile, other reports that a trickster had 706 00:36:44.360 --> 00:36:49.159 been repeatedly seen in lewis Ham and Blackheath. The Lord 707 00:36:49.239 --> 00:36:52.480 Mayor himself was in two minds after the affair. He 708 00:36:52.519 --> 00:36:55.599 thought two different things he thought, this is the greatest 709 00:36:55.639 --> 00:37:00.039 exaggerations that have been ever made, or quite possibly the 710 00:37:00.039 --> 00:37:04.400 ghost that performs feats of if he's the devil upon earth. 711 00:37:05.000 --> 00:37:08.199 But on the other hand, someone he trusted had told 712 00:37:08.280 --> 00:37:10.679 him of a servant girl at Forest Hill who had 713 00:37:10.719 --> 00:37:13.559 been scaring the fits by a figure in bear skin. 714 00:37:14.239 --> 00:37:19.079 He confided that the person or persons involved in this 715 00:37:19.119 --> 00:37:24.840 weird phenomenon display would be caught and punished. He was 716 00:37:24.880 --> 00:37:29.159 out for the fucking rapee guy. The police were instructed 717 00:37:29.159 --> 00:37:33.920 a search for individuals responsible and a reward would be offered. 718 00:37:34.480 --> 00:37:37.239 So they're they're looking out for Jack. They're they're looking 719 00:37:37.320 --> 00:37:39.920 for him. They probably won't find him, but they're looking. 720 00:37:40.280 --> 00:37:41.800 And even if they do find him, what are you 721 00:37:41.840 --> 00:37:42.199 gonna do? 722 00:37:44.119 --> 00:37:45.960 Put him in jail? They had jail back then. 723 00:37:46.599 --> 00:37:49.400 I mean, like you can find him, you ain't gonna 724 00:37:49.480 --> 00:37:49.960 catch him. 725 00:37:50.159 --> 00:37:51.440 Yeah, he's gonna jump really high. 726 00:37:51.519 --> 00:37:56.960 Ye fuck you gone. 727 00:37:57.000 --> 00:37:59.719 But he's in fucking Montana now, he's just here in Pennsylvania. 728 00:38:00.800 --> 00:38:07.199 Particular report from Brighton, which appears in the Gazette, obviously 729 00:38:07.239 --> 00:38:12.199 a nice paper in fourteen April. In April fourteenth, eighteen 730 00:38:12.280 --> 00:38:16.239 thirty eight, expedition of the Times They did report him 731 00:38:16.239 --> 00:38:19.639 in mainstream news many times, and related to how a 732 00:38:19.679 --> 00:38:23.679 gardener in rose Hill, Sussex, had been terrified by a 733 00:38:23.719 --> 00:38:28.159 creature of unknown nature. The Times wrote, spring Hill Jack, 734 00:38:28.719 --> 00:38:32.920 it seems, found his way to Sussex coast. Even through 735 00:38:32.960 --> 00:38:37.039 the reports bore the little resemblance of other accounts of Jack. 736 00:38:37.119 --> 00:38:39.400 So it's just like they're like, maybe he came here. 737 00:38:39.719 --> 00:38:42.920 Maybe it was just a fucking creeper. Who knows. 738 00:38:43.119 --> 00:38:43.960 I couldn't tell you. 739 00:38:44.360 --> 00:38:48.159 The internet occurred on April of thirteenth, and when he 740 00:38:48.239 --> 00:38:50.639 appeared to the garden in the shape of a bear 741 00:38:50.800 --> 00:38:54.400 or some other four footed animal, so that people are 742 00:38:54.400 --> 00:38:58.519 saying bears, saying ghosts, and they're saying devils. Having attracted 743 00:38:58.519 --> 00:39:01.199 the garden's attention by a ground, He's like, I know 744 00:39:01.239 --> 00:39:03.639 it's a little late to be gardening, but I gotta 745 00:39:03.679 --> 00:39:06.679 get my ship done. These guys the clippers is clipping along. 746 00:39:07.239 --> 00:39:09.280 I don't know how. I guess they have clippers. Back then, 747 00:39:09.400 --> 00:39:12.400 the fucking the blacksmith would make it clipping around the bushes. 748 00:39:12.440 --> 00:39:20.920 And then he was that's weird looks around. It's like 749 00:39:21.000 --> 00:39:24.519 springheal Jack goes out of fucking nowhere and do you 750 00:39:24.559 --> 00:39:26.960 wonder if he grabbed his dick. He's like he likes 751 00:39:27.000 --> 00:39:32.119 touching people. He's like, he's like, he kind of grabbed 752 00:39:32.159 --> 00:39:33.599 my balls, and I felt that. 753 00:39:35.480 --> 00:39:38.639 My assho when I was like, I just didn't want 754 00:39:38.679 --> 00:39:39.719 to admit I liked it, but. 755 00:39:39.679 --> 00:39:43.320 I liked it A terrifying gardener, and the apparition scaled 756 00:39:43.360 --> 00:39:47.159 the walls and made its exit. Perhaps the best known 757 00:39:47.400 --> 00:39:50.400 or alleged engine involved spring hil jacked, where attack on 758 00:39:50.519 --> 00:40:01.039 two teenage girls. Lucy Scales I know and Jane al 759 00:40:01.079 --> 00:40:06.639 saw Austin. Jane Alsop, I can't be how you pronounce 760 00:40:06.639 --> 00:40:15.800 that a L s Op? Maybe stop Alsop? So stop 761 00:40:16.639 --> 00:40:17.559 Lucy Scales? 762 00:40:18.000 --> 00:40:22.119 Lucy Scales Scales on her? 763 00:40:22.840 --> 00:40:26.159 Wow? Well? A few reports appear in relation to the 764 00:40:26.199 --> 00:40:29.360 attack on Scales. The press coverage of the two attacks 765 00:40:29.719 --> 00:40:33.199 help raise the profile of spring Hill jack. So let's 766 00:40:33.199 --> 00:40:37.599 get into the Lsop case. Jane Alsop reported on the 767 00:40:37.679 --> 00:40:42.320 night of nineteenth February eighteen thirty eight, she answered the 768 00:40:42.360 --> 00:40:45.639 door of her father's house to a man claiming to 769 00:40:45.639 --> 00:40:48.800 be a police officer. Hello, alrighty toy, I am a 770 00:40:48.840 --> 00:40:53.119 police officer. I am here to check your premises. I 771 00:40:53.199 --> 00:40:56.320 hear I have a man who can jump very high. 772 00:40:57.519 --> 00:41:00.000 It's like, all right, can you jump high? An eye 773 00:41:00.239 --> 00:41:07.199 into my Juliet balcony. 774 00:41:05.480 --> 00:41:10.199 Who told her uh to bring a light, claiming we have. 775 00:41:10.360 --> 00:41:13.079 Caps spring heeled jack here in the lane. 776 00:41:13.360 --> 00:41:15.760 So the coppers are like here but that guy? Do 777 00:41:15.800 --> 00:41:16.559 you hear about? Team? 778 00:41:16.639 --> 00:41:18.559 Can? I actually? Can I backtrack for a second. 779 00:41:19.320 --> 00:41:21.559 I can you imagine like a day in an era 780 00:41:21.639 --> 00:41:23.480 where like if you could jump high like people were 781 00:41:23.519 --> 00:41:25.920 horny and be like you dunk of basketball. All the 782 00:41:25.920 --> 00:41:28.960 girls are just sitting there fucking figure banging themselves like oh. 783 00:41:28.800 --> 00:41:30.440 I sleep, fucking slam that shit. 784 00:41:30.679 --> 00:41:33.440 In Canada, we have these commercials. We used to have 785 00:41:33.480 --> 00:41:36.079 these commercials and Billy remember them. It was called Heritage 786 00:41:36.159 --> 00:41:38.679 or something like that. I want fucking anyone of that's 787 00:41:38.679 --> 00:41:41.599 Canadian to remember this. Bring it back to the times 788 00:41:41.599 --> 00:41:42.360 of a guad TV. 789 00:41:42.840 --> 00:41:44.159 Yeah, I know, I know, exactly weird. 790 00:41:44.360 --> 00:41:47.559 And they'd always do these things of like Terry Fox 791 00:41:47.639 --> 00:41:49.519 ran and blah blah blah. It's like things to do 792 00:41:49.559 --> 00:41:52.199 with Canadian history. And the one was the first time 793 00:41:52.480 --> 00:41:55.920 some bunch of fucking not very tall white dudes playing 794 00:41:55.960 --> 00:41:58.199 around and playing around the basketball and they keep shooting 795 00:41:58.239 --> 00:42:01.559 it in the hoop, but it was basket and every 796 00:42:01.639 --> 00:42:04.599 time this old man had to come up and then 797 00:42:04.880 --> 00:42:08.159 poke a stick to fucking get the ball out, so 798 00:42:08.199 --> 00:42:12.440 they would shoot the basketball into a basket. Essentially, it 799 00:42:12.480 --> 00:42:14.960 was just a ball that could kind of bounce, and 800 00:42:15.000 --> 00:42:17.599 then every time fucking old man Jim had to go 801 00:42:18.800 --> 00:42:22.679 and fucking pop the basketball. So one guy's like, maybe 802 00:42:22.679 --> 00:42:25.239 we should cut a hole in it. Yeah, And then 803 00:42:25.280 --> 00:42:27.960 that's how basketball was forming. If you didn't fucking know, 804 00:42:28.400 --> 00:42:31.719 basketball comes from the Great Land of Canada and the 805 00:42:31.719 --> 00:42:34.519 Great White North, you know what. 806 00:42:35.320 --> 00:42:37.119 I guess the only Canadians have be mad at this. 807 00:42:37.199 --> 00:42:40.400 I'm sure Americans have said this forever. But I've had 808 00:42:40.400 --> 00:42:41.679 my beef with Helen Kellener. 809 00:42:41.719 --> 00:42:44.480 I've had my beef with a lot of fucking uh 810 00:42:45.440 --> 00:42:49.960 beef that none of that shit's fucking real anyways, but uh, 811 00:42:50.599 --> 00:42:52.400 she did not fucking write books. 812 00:42:52.760 --> 00:42:53.320 Fuck off. 813 00:42:54.320 --> 00:42:58.440 But anyways, Uh, I think I cut deep with Terry Foxed. 814 00:42:59.760 --> 00:43:03.039 I know how often I do a very good Terry 815 00:43:03.079 --> 00:43:05.800 fox run, and I do it at work all the time, 816 00:43:07.320 --> 00:43:09.440 Like I don't want to get up, but I make 817 00:43:09.519 --> 00:43:12.599 my one leg super fucking straight, and then I just 818 00:43:12.639 --> 00:43:16.320 fucking and like even my boss was like, came out 819 00:43:16.559 --> 00:43:18.440 the office when he's like, what the fuck are you doing? 820 00:43:18.480 --> 00:43:21.360 I was like, I'm Terry Fox. It's like shit shaking 821 00:43:21.400 --> 00:43:23.000 his head like what the fuck? 822 00:43:23.280 --> 00:43:25.679 No, But I was thinking, like, do you think it 823 00:43:25.719 --> 00:43:30.119 would be easier to run that far because your one 824 00:43:30.199 --> 00:43:31.400 leg doesn't not muscles in it? 825 00:43:31.480 --> 00:43:33.760 No, it would be harder if you had the two 826 00:43:34.559 --> 00:43:37.440 metal legs. You ever hear Kat Williams joke about ting 827 00:43:37.519 --> 00:43:39.639 ting yet. 828 00:43:41.320 --> 00:43:42.119 Jeffer's jokes? 829 00:43:42.239 --> 00:43:45.280 Yeah, No, Cat Williams did it way better that I know. 830 00:43:45.880 --> 00:43:49.039 Cat Williams was the king of comedy until the Illuminati 831 00:43:49.079 --> 00:43:52.360 got him because when he filmed Scary Movie five, he 832 00:43:52.440 --> 00:43:54.960 literally said the Illuminati was trying to take his kids 833 00:43:55.000 --> 00:43:57.360 away from him. They're fucking with him. And guess what, 834 00:43:57.639 --> 00:44:00.639 guess we don't hear from anymore Katways, as you could say, 835 00:44:00.639 --> 00:44:02.800 he's an alcoholic and he's fucking done too many drugs 836 00:44:02.800 --> 00:44:04.480 and maybe his brain's a little fucked, but he was. 837 00:44:04.760 --> 00:44:08.840 He was bigger and better than Kevin Hart. Fucking years ago. 838 00:44:09.119 --> 00:44:12.480 He was the best most paid, highest paid comedian next 839 00:44:12.480 --> 00:44:15.519 to Dave Chappelle at a time. And I love Katwaiams. 840 00:44:15.559 --> 00:44:17.960 He talks about the fucking one joke where it's like 841 00:44:18.159 --> 00:44:21.320 the fastest runner, you beat all the guys on like 842 00:44:21.400 --> 00:44:24.440 real legs, like human legs and human legs, not not 843 00:44:24.599 --> 00:44:28.559 robot legs. But thing was like, here comes ting ting 844 00:44:28.800 --> 00:44:31.559 ting ting ting ting ting ting ting hilarious. 845 00:44:32.440 --> 00:44:34.559 But the whole thing is like, if you're running and 846 00:44:34.599 --> 00:44:37.079 you have one, like I have both my real legs, 847 00:44:37.119 --> 00:44:40.519 I don't know, but don't if you're running people, but 848 00:44:40.519 --> 00:44:43.159 do you think of it be easier because like now 849 00:44:43.199 --> 00:44:46.719 you're no, because you're only getting exhausted from one actual leg. 850 00:44:46.760 --> 00:44:48.480 The other one is just kind of like a wooden block. 851 00:44:49.440 --> 00:44:54.440 Yeah, actually all your muscle and memory into Yeah, you 852 00:44:54.480 --> 00:44:56.360 can learn how to walk on it. But ting Ting 853 00:44:56.440 --> 00:45:00.400 did really well. So why don't Chelsea's favorite stand ups special? 854 00:45:00.519 --> 00:45:05.599 He shot her through the fucking. 855 00:45:04.519 --> 00:45:07.000 Oh yeah that's not the same guy. 856 00:45:07.719 --> 00:45:09.559 Oh I thought, so, yeah, that is the same guy. 857 00:45:10.400 --> 00:45:13.119 That is the exact same guy, the Olympian. Yeah, he 858 00:45:13.159 --> 00:45:16.239 shot her through the bathroom door. And Jim Jefferies does 859 00:45:16.239 --> 00:45:19.000 his skin and he's like, you know how damasculating that is, 860 00:45:19.039 --> 00:45:21.840 because like he's like he's probably the only fucking man 861 00:45:21.960 --> 00:45:25.400 on this entire earth that couldn't kick that little door lock. 862 00:45:25.639 --> 00:45:28.559 It sounds, it sounds really, so he shot her through 863 00:45:28.599 --> 00:45:29.360 the fucking door. 864 00:45:29.679 --> 00:45:33.400 Should we uh? Should we? Should we do an episode 865 00:45:33.440 --> 00:45:37.000 on disabled killers because a guy named the there's a guy, 866 00:45:37.039 --> 00:45:39.559 a kid named a lobster boy and he was like 867 00:45:39.559 --> 00:45:44.320 a sideshow freak and uh, he killed a bunch of people. 868 00:45:44.639 --> 00:45:46.719 Oh really, probably should we. 869 00:45:46.639 --> 00:45:48.880 Get into it without offend people? Should we do it 870 00:45:48.880 --> 00:45:52.920 just because we get fact? But I guess it happened. 871 00:45:53.519 --> 00:45:55.639 People that aren't disabled also kill people. 872 00:45:55.679 --> 00:45:57.679 So he showed up and he's like, we've caught spring 873 00:45:57.760 --> 00:46:00.360 Hill Jack. And you know, he approaches the women's and 874 00:46:00.360 --> 00:46:02.320 it's like he's like, all right, all right, And she 875 00:46:02.480 --> 00:46:05.159 brought the candle and she's like, you know, she brought 876 00:46:05.159 --> 00:46:06.920 the personal care and I need light. 877 00:46:07.760 --> 00:46:08.360 I got it. 878 00:46:08.400 --> 00:46:11.440 You know he's out there. I saw him, okay, got 879 00:46:11.480 --> 00:46:14.719 him cornered and uh and then she noticed he wore 880 00:46:14.840 --> 00:46:18.639 a large cloak. The moment she handed in the candle, however, 881 00:46:18.960 --> 00:46:23.480 he threw off his cloak and presented a hideous, frightful appearance, 882 00:46:23.840 --> 00:46:26.639 vomiting blue and white flames from his mouth while his 883 00:46:26.760 --> 00:46:28.320 eyes resembled. 884 00:46:28.039 --> 00:46:33.320 Great big bowls of fire. Smell the fuckers a dragon. 885 00:46:33.360 --> 00:46:36.000 They've been watching too much Harry Potter back in the eight. 886 00:46:38.880 --> 00:46:42.760 So that's fucking crazy. Meanwhile, he's just like, yeah, I 887 00:46:42.800 --> 00:46:46.719 got a mouthful a look scaring people. 888 00:46:46.719 --> 00:46:47.360 Who knows. 889 00:46:47.480 --> 00:46:51.239 But miss uh ossell Up reported that he also wore 890 00:46:51.280 --> 00:46:54.400 a large helmet and that his clothes, which appeared very 891 00:46:54.559 --> 00:46:58.639 tight fitting. So he's wearing spandex yes. 892 00:46:58.880 --> 00:47:01.239 All Lulu lemon and its finest. 893 00:47:00.880 --> 00:47:04.920 Yeah, resembling a white oilskin. Without saying a word, he 894 00:47:05.079 --> 00:47:09.760 caught hold of her and began tearing her grain or 895 00:47:09.840 --> 00:47:10.920 her gownge. 896 00:47:10.599 --> 00:47:13.199 Oh my god, tearing her gown. 897 00:47:13.800 --> 00:47:16.880 Jesus with his clause, he's like a sadistic Freddy Krueger, 898 00:47:17.159 --> 00:47:20.760 which he's already a sadistic so well, she said, we're 899 00:47:20.800 --> 00:47:24.480 certain certainly made of a metallic substance. Somebody saw this 900 00:47:24.639 --> 00:47:26.760 numerous times and thought it was claused. There was a 901 00:47:26.760 --> 00:47:33.199 metallic something. She screamed for help pa and managed to 902 00:47:33.239 --> 00:47:35.559 get away from him and ran towards the house. He 903 00:47:35.679 --> 00:47:38.239 caught her on one step and tore her neck and 904 00:47:38.480 --> 00:47:41.280 arms with his claws, and she was rescued by one 905 00:47:41.320 --> 00:47:45.599 of her sisters, and he fled. The assailant fled another girl. 906 00:47:46.079 --> 00:47:47.239 I can't take two of them. 907 00:47:48.719 --> 00:47:53.360 So uh so you want to get into scales case. 908 00:47:53.360 --> 00:47:57.960 Scales case, let's go fucking Shelby scaleyse garbage. 909 00:47:58.480 --> 00:47:59.360 What's her name again? 910 00:47:59.639 --> 00:48:07.239 Lucy so on the twenty eighth, February nine, eighteen thirty eight, 911 00:48:07.719 --> 00:48:12.519 nine days after the attack, or miss aslop. 912 00:48:12.920 --> 00:48:15.400 Fucking ashlop no al slap. 913 00:48:15.280 --> 00:48:17.760 Or al slope or whatever the fuck I said? Eighteen 914 00:48:17.840 --> 00:48:22.480 year old? Eighteen year old? He likes them young, she's 915 00:48:22.480 --> 00:48:26.400 of age. Leaving alone Lucy Scalees and her sister returning 916 00:48:26.400 --> 00:48:30.079 home after visiting their brother, a butcher who lived in 917 00:48:30.119 --> 00:48:34.840 a respectable part of Limehouse. The names of your guys, 918 00:48:34.880 --> 00:48:37.760 city is our cities? Is atrocious to me? 919 00:48:39.599 --> 00:48:41.960 You pretentious fuck atrocious. 920 00:48:42.679 --> 00:48:47.760 Miss Scale stated in her like statement to the police 921 00:48:48.400 --> 00:48:52.360 that she that as her sister and her we're passing 922 00:48:52.400 --> 00:48:57.239 along Grenge, Rag and Alley? Are we in? Fucking Harry Potter? 923 00:48:57.320 --> 00:48:58.280 Is that a real place? 924 00:48:58.679 --> 00:49:01.559 Dude? I told you, Harry pot Is that a real place? 925 00:49:01.960 --> 00:49:05.280 That was my joke? Harry Potter? Is real? Is that 926 00:49:05.320 --> 00:49:07.599 a real place? Green Dragon Alley? 927 00:49:08.199 --> 00:49:08.440 Yeah? 928 00:49:08.480 --> 00:49:11.559 I know we have UK listeners and people from good 929 00:49:11.559 --> 00:49:16.519 old Mattel London, England. I'm interesting. They observed a person 930 00:49:16.599 --> 00:49:23.719 standing yeah again along this passage, this alley. She was 931 00:49:23.719 --> 00:49:26.760 walking in front of her sister at the time, and 932 00:49:26.960 --> 00:49:29.000 just as she came up to the person who was 933 00:49:29.000 --> 00:49:33.440 wearing a large cloak, he's spurted a quantity of a 934 00:49:33.559 --> 00:49:36.519 large blue flame flame in her face. It pretty much 935 00:49:36.519 --> 00:49:37.840 comes up to these chicks and it's like. 936 00:49:38.440 --> 00:49:45.239 Hey, green jet dragon alley is in Middlesex. Yeah, middle 937 00:49:45.639 --> 00:49:48.199 our sexte Middlesex is Middlesex. 938 00:49:48.719 --> 00:49:54.280 Is that like a trans person? Great Joe, come on. 939 00:49:54.360 --> 00:49:58.719 That was kind of funny, which deprived her so literally 940 00:49:59.400 --> 00:50:01.719 walking she's this weird guy in cloak. Well, I'm with 941 00:50:01.840 --> 00:50:03.360 my sister. He can't read both of us at the 942 00:50:03.360 --> 00:50:07.119 same time. And then this guy's like turn to watch 943 00:50:07.199 --> 00:50:10.960 me and fucking blows blue flame in her face, this 944 00:50:11.079 --> 00:50:14.679 blue flame ship, and which deprived her of her sight. 945 00:50:14.800 --> 00:50:16.599 I wonder if it was like suddenly goes blind. I 946 00:50:16.639 --> 00:50:17.239 wonder if it was. 947 00:50:17.239 --> 00:50:19.760 Something like fucking like when you when you do a 948 00:50:19.840 --> 00:50:21.960 lighter and you fucking spray acts into it. 949 00:50:22.559 --> 00:50:24.400 He's the first person to do a flame through her. 950 00:50:24.679 --> 00:50:28.000 There is ideas that maybe he was doing that old 951 00:50:28.559 --> 00:50:34.559 carnival trick fucking alcohol. Yeah, that existed probably for you know, 952 00:50:34.679 --> 00:50:36.880 you know how long ago. It probably existed probably Roman times. 953 00:50:36.960 --> 00:50:40.000 Like you know what's funny you sues torch I have 954 00:50:41.119 --> 00:50:43.559 and they's blue alcohol, and I'm like, wow, this shit's flammable. 955 00:50:44.519 --> 00:50:47.000 It went on from that flamable, flammable. 956 00:50:47.320 --> 00:50:51.280 Yeah's true, hulable, and that she instantly dropped to the 957 00:50:51.360 --> 00:50:55.920 ground and she seized with a violent fits, which continued 958 00:50:56.039 --> 00:51:00.840 for several hours. Guy, this guy appeared, blew some blue 959 00:51:01.039 --> 00:51:04.360 flame in her face, and she starts seizing up and 960 00:51:04.519 --> 00:51:08.119 fucking having these violent fits. Her brother added that on 961 00:51:08.239 --> 00:51:11.920 the evening in question, he had heard the loud screams 962 00:51:12.239 --> 00:51:14.519 of one of his sister. Moments after he left his 963 00:51:14.639 --> 00:51:18.320 house running up Green Dragon Alley, he found his sister 964 00:51:18.440 --> 00:51:19.679 Lucy on the ground to fit. 965 00:51:19.920 --> 00:51:22.039 You know, the guys ups are having a fit right now. 966 00:51:23.039 --> 00:51:26.480 Actually, these guys are tripping on fucking mushrooms. They're laughing. 967 00:51:26.559 --> 00:51:30.800 It started to kicking me and Chelsea. 968 00:51:31.679 --> 00:51:33.280 I heard it through the headphones. I had to go 969 00:51:33.440 --> 00:51:33.599 like that. 970 00:51:33.920 --> 00:51:37.760 We made We did a quarter of mushrooms. I used 971 00:51:37.760 --> 00:51:40.440 to do four or five grams some I guess quarter 972 00:51:40.480 --> 00:51:42.280 would be seven. But we did I think we had 973 00:51:42.880 --> 00:51:46.679 four or five grams and a tea everyone. I've been 974 00:51:46.760 --> 00:51:49.400 trying to convince Billy for the past three years to 975 00:51:49.400 --> 00:51:50.000 do mushrooms. 976 00:51:50.000 --> 00:51:52.000 That's why you're not a salesman, because I keep saying 977 00:51:52.039 --> 00:51:53.280 that I don't need. 978 00:51:53.239 --> 00:51:55.440 To sell you anything. I need to say, you're one 979 00:51:55.480 --> 00:51:59.039 of my you're my best friend, You're fuck off go 980 00:51:59.599 --> 00:52:00.519 home for once. 981 00:52:00.639 --> 00:52:03.960 Man, we can hold can hold my hand and experience 982 00:52:04.039 --> 00:52:06.800 it together that it was horrible the first time. 983 00:52:07.000 --> 00:52:10.480 We could just set this camera up in the care. 984 00:52:09.719 --> 00:52:12.159 What the camera is. Unless I'm getting millions of dollars 985 00:52:12.199 --> 00:52:13.280 from this ship, I'm not doing it. 986 00:52:13.599 --> 00:52:16.280 Uh. If the fans, all the five fans that we have, 987 00:52:17.519 --> 00:52:19.639 if they all paid ten bucks, would you do a 988 00:52:19.760 --> 00:52:20.719 fucking live stream. 989 00:52:20.480 --> 00:52:22.400 On They'n'll pay one hundred dollars to do live stream 990 00:52:22.400 --> 00:52:22.920 on mushrooms? 991 00:52:23.119 --> 00:52:24.119 Right there you go, there's. 992 00:52:25.079 --> 00:52:26.480 Jesus five hundred bucks. 993 00:52:27.079 --> 00:52:29.280 All right, some rich person out there, If you get 994 00:52:29.320 --> 00:52:31.800 five hundred dollars, we will do a live stream on mushrooms. 995 00:52:32.800 --> 00:52:37.599 So essentially, when they they're running through Green Dragon Alley, jeez, 996 00:52:37.800 --> 00:52:39.519 it is like it makes me want to watch Harry 997 00:52:39.559 --> 00:52:42.000 Potter he found his sister loosely on the ground. She's 998 00:52:42.000 --> 00:52:44.679 in a fit with her sister attempting to hold and 999 00:52:44.760 --> 00:52:48.199 support her. So essentially, the sister that watched this happen 1000 00:52:48.360 --> 00:52:53.280 is like freaking out and trying to probably know what 1001 00:52:53.280 --> 00:52:57.000 they would do back then. Slap slap, slap slop, Lucy, 1002 00:52:57.039 --> 00:52:59.960 are you okay? Fuck? It's freaking out. Slap stop slop. 1003 00:53:00.199 --> 00:53:04.360 It's like you've seen a princess bride? Right? 1004 00:53:05.760 --> 00:53:09.840 No, never seen I know it, mon Toya, your father 1005 00:53:09.960 --> 00:53:11.519 I've never watched Killed my father payed today. 1006 00:53:11.760 --> 00:53:13.440 It's such a good movie. Have you never seen? It's 1007 00:53:13.480 --> 00:53:16.480 sucking hilarious. Just so I only watch comedies. It is 1008 00:53:16.559 --> 00:53:18.320 a comedy. It's literally know as a black comedy. 1009 00:53:18.800 --> 00:53:21.039 Well it's a black comedy. I only want what it's 1010 00:53:21.880 --> 00:53:25.199 There's literally nothing but like that's just that is not 1011 00:53:25.320 --> 00:53:30.400 what I meant by black comedy. You stupid fuck so and. 1012 00:53:30.440 --> 00:53:34.800 Then everyone's freaking out, which is crazy. She was taken home, 1013 00:53:35.199 --> 00:53:38.719 and he learned from his other sister what happened. A 1014 00:53:38.840 --> 00:53:43.039 strange man appealed and blue. There's some blue flames. 1015 00:53:43.599 --> 00:53:44.920 He was blowing flames. 1016 00:53:45.159 --> 00:53:50.360 She described Lucy's sound as being tall, thin, and gentlemanly. Appearance, 1017 00:53:50.719 --> 00:53:53.920 so they always say gentleman. So he's in back, is 1018 00:53:54.000 --> 00:53:57.440 super nice, he's probably he's probably fucking gentleman? Is that? 1019 00:53:57.599 --> 00:54:01.039 Back then? It seems like gentleman isn't it's not someone 1020 00:54:01.079 --> 00:54:04.719 who's nice and that I know. I know, but like 1021 00:54:04.800 --> 00:54:07.360 I said, yeah, you're right, but like a gentleman would 1022 00:54:07.400 --> 00:54:09.320 be a gentle man. That's why I feel like a 1023 00:54:09.400 --> 00:54:11.760 gentleman is supposed to be someone saying, Okay, I'll hold 1024 00:54:11.800 --> 00:54:14.960 the door for you. I'm suave, I twirl my mustache 1025 00:54:15.320 --> 00:54:18.119 as I do things for you. Like it just seems 1026 00:54:18.239 --> 00:54:19.079 like I. 1027 00:54:19.119 --> 00:54:21.719 Thought you're saying gentle man, like he only touches you. 1028 00:54:22.039 --> 00:54:26.079 Do you think of his okay, gentleman? Back then, it 1029 00:54:26.159 --> 00:54:31.719 is like hoity toity, someone who's like when I drink 1030 00:54:31.800 --> 00:54:34.039 my tea, I stick my pinky out, like. 1031 00:54:34.119 --> 00:54:36.440 It's like this, you feel fancy do it? I have 1032 00:54:36.519 --> 00:54:38.159 a drink, take your pinky out and drink. You can't 1033 00:54:38.159 --> 00:54:41.199 really do it with Tell me you don't feel more pretentious. 1034 00:54:40.719 --> 00:54:41.079 Than ever. 1035 00:54:43.239 --> 00:54:44.079 That said weird I did? 1036 00:54:44.119 --> 00:54:46.800 That doesn't like isn't there a feeling that washes over you? 1037 00:54:46.840 --> 00:54:48.280 You're like, wow, I'm better than everybody. 1038 00:54:49.920 --> 00:54:52.119 I don't understand that, but it says like a gentleman 1039 00:54:52.239 --> 00:54:55.480 is someone who is who is better off, has money, 1040 00:54:56.039 --> 00:54:58.840 and then so she says that you know he was, 1041 00:54:58.960 --> 00:55:02.400 he was a gentleman in appearance covering a large cloak 1042 00:55:02.880 --> 00:55:07.559 and carrying a small lamp or a bullseye lantern similar 1043 00:55:07.599 --> 00:55:13.199 to those. It's weird a bullseye lantern. And what my 1044 00:55:13.440 --> 00:55:16.320 idea of what it would be was like, think about 1045 00:55:16.360 --> 00:55:19.480 a normal day lantern and some old fucking timmy dudes 1046 00:55:19.679 --> 00:55:25.639 walking around holding right, but the it's blacked around the edges, right, 1047 00:55:25.960 --> 00:55:28.480 So there's a candle inside because they didn't have electricity 1048 00:55:28.519 --> 00:55:31.800 at this time, but it's like a flashlight because now 1049 00:55:31.880 --> 00:55:35.360 the candle light is only going in this direction, so 1050 00:55:35.519 --> 00:55:38.079 there and then so police, just imagine car on a 1051 00:55:38.199 --> 00:55:40.840 fucking thing with a candle inside of it. And you 1052 00:55:41.000 --> 00:55:43.719 remember and back then there was a dude. It's in 1053 00:55:43.800 --> 00:55:46.760 fucking Mary Poppins. We've talked about this, how they all 1054 00:55:46.840 --> 00:55:49.920 did blackflate face because they were chimney sweeps. But there 1055 00:55:50.000 --> 00:55:52.920 was dudes that were paid to walk around and light 1056 00:55:53.039 --> 00:55:55.480 the candles on the street lights up at nine o'clock. 1057 00:55:56.239 --> 00:55:58.440 What a weird job man, What a. 1058 00:55:58.559 --> 00:56:02.280 Sick job easiest, Yeah, but. 1059 00:56:04.400 --> 00:56:09.920 Not much the individual. He did not speak, nor did 1060 00:56:10.000 --> 00:56:12.559 he try to lay his hands on them like he 1061 00:56:12.679 --> 00:56:16.000 normally would. He's a he's a rape. And it's weird 1062 00:56:16.039 --> 00:56:19.960 because it's almost like he's just he's a weird paranormal 1063 00:56:20.000 --> 00:56:23.599 phenomenon because he's not he's not a cryptied. He's a 1064 00:56:23.639 --> 00:56:26.760 cryptid technically because he's this strange creature. But it's like 1065 00:56:26.800 --> 00:56:29.280 a it's a man, and we'll get into what people 1066 00:56:29.360 --> 00:56:33.440 think it is. But instead of walking quickly away, he 1067 00:56:33.800 --> 00:56:37.000 he just he just he got out of there. He 1068 00:56:37.159 --> 00:56:39.800 just hes kind of every effort made by the police, 1069 00:56:40.239 --> 00:56:44.159 he just kind of like he's fucking fucked off. He jumped, leaped, 1070 00:56:44.760 --> 00:56:49.719 and every effort made by the police to discover the author, 1071 00:56:50.559 --> 00:56:54.440 the person that created this uh, and several persons that 1072 00:56:54.559 --> 00:56:56.599 winnessed he was he was set was set free. 1073 00:56:56.679 --> 00:56:58.079 So they what do you mean the author? 1074 00:56:58.519 --> 00:56:59.360 That's how they. 1075 00:57:00.519 --> 00:57:02.599 So they're clearly saying it's not real. They're trying to 1076 00:57:02.599 --> 00:57:04.320 find out the person who's making this south. 1077 00:57:04.400 --> 00:57:07.159 Oh, they're also saying that like it's the person after 1078 00:57:07.559 --> 00:57:12.000 this what happened, And essentially they would look for somebody 1079 00:57:12.519 --> 00:57:16.280 and they would arrest somebody, and they would always let 1080 00:57:16.320 --> 00:57:18.119 them free because like, this is not the guy we're 1081 00:57:18.119 --> 00:57:18.400 looking for. 1082 00:57:20.239 --> 00:57:21.280 You just arrested Jimmy. 1083 00:57:21.360 --> 00:57:24.000 Jimmy's just strung up on crack, but he had his 1084 00:57:24.079 --> 00:57:26.440 opioid fucking dose for the fucking week. 1085 00:57:27.760 --> 00:57:31.039 Head smoked methroom was like a grab a tip to 1086 00:57:31.199 --> 00:57:32.400 end fucking fly away. 1087 00:57:32.880 --> 00:57:34.800 He didn't really fly away though, he probably just like 1088 00:57:35.119 --> 00:57:37.440 he's probably just like good at high jump, so he 1089 00:57:37.599 --> 00:57:39.559 like just like because I could jump like a high jump, 1090 00:57:39.599 --> 00:57:40.559 I can jump on the. 1091 00:57:40.559 --> 00:57:43.119 Six feet had he always had one buddy back. 1092 00:57:43.000 --> 00:57:45.159 And I'm landing on my back after he. 1093 00:57:45.199 --> 00:57:47.239 Had a buddy with just a crate full of chickens. 1094 00:57:47.239 --> 00:57:49.679 And every time he's like, man, you keep doing this 1095 00:57:49.760 --> 00:57:52.400 and I keep having to replace my chicken coops because 1096 00:57:52.440 --> 00:57:55.960 you keep breaking every chicken spine. It's like, well they're soft, okay, 1097 00:57:57.000 --> 00:57:59.519 something they don't have fucking what is that called gym 1098 00:57:59.599 --> 00:58:00.639 class the mats? 1099 00:58:00.920 --> 00:58:01.880 Yeah, you know what I mean. 1100 00:58:02.360 --> 00:58:05.119 So the Times you pour the alleged attack on Jane 1101 00:58:05.559 --> 00:58:10.199 Allsop on the second March of eighteen thirty eight under 1102 00:58:10.280 --> 00:58:17.639 the heading the late outage at old Ford, can you 1103 00:58:17.760 --> 00:58:22.599 imagine like fucking readingspaper just fucking. 1104 00:58:22.400 --> 00:58:25.960 Doing being this guy and they're like he's a real guy, 1105 00:58:26.119 --> 00:58:28.400 but like he actually was only high jumping. So like 1106 00:58:28.440 --> 00:58:31.960 every time the police came, he's like, dah, wait, let's 1107 00:58:32.039 --> 00:58:35.519 walk over to this medium size wall over here. 1108 00:58:36.719 --> 00:58:39.320 Ah, everyone's super short and there's the one. 1109 00:58:39.360 --> 00:58:41.039 He's like, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, 1110 00:58:41.119 --> 00:58:43.400 come over here, ten feet you can arrest me. 1111 00:58:43.719 --> 00:58:45.679 Just give me a minute. And they're like, all right, 1112 00:58:46.000 --> 00:58:48.360 we're gonna walk over and we're gonna corner you in here. 1113 00:58:48.440 --> 00:58:52.320 Next to this medium size wall. And he's just like, hey, 1114 00:58:52.440 --> 00:58:57.119 you got me. But ha, he just high jumps over 1115 00:58:57.360 --> 00:58:57.920 wall that's like. 1116 00:58:58.119 --> 00:59:00.679 Three foot tall but everyone in Britain only four foot 1117 00:59:01.000 --> 00:59:01.639 he's like seven. 1118 00:59:01.880 --> 00:59:02.119 Fuck. 1119 00:59:02.199 --> 00:59:04.800 He's like that motherfucker just leap that ship and like 1120 00:59:04.920 --> 00:59:05.519 I can't do that. 1121 00:59:05.880 --> 00:59:07.639 That that's that's the same height as my face. I 1122 00:59:07.679 --> 00:59:08.440 can't jump that high. 1123 00:59:08.840 --> 00:59:12.159 So this was followed with an account of the trial 1124 00:59:12.360 --> 00:59:17.960 of of course, one Thomas Millbank of course, who immediately 1125 00:59:18.119 --> 00:59:22.519 after reported an attack on Jane I'll slaugh stop had 1126 00:59:22.639 --> 00:59:26.760 boasted in Morgan's arms. I'm guessing that sounds like a 1127 00:59:26.880 --> 00:59:30.119 pub that he was spring heel jack. But guess what 1128 00:59:31.440 --> 00:59:34.320 I'm spring heel jack. I'm spring heel jack. No, I'm 1129 00:59:34.360 --> 00:59:35.079 spring hiel jack. 1130 00:59:35.199 --> 00:59:37.360 I can jump higher than you. I guarantee that I'm 1131 00:59:37.400 --> 00:59:40.559 spring heel jack. Okay, I like I like your rebuttal. 1132 00:59:41.119 --> 00:59:42.639 It was a good rebuttal, good argument. 1133 00:59:42.719 --> 00:59:45.320 We just said you can jump highers and I can jump. 1134 00:59:45.199 --> 00:59:46.480 Yeah, and then you just went, no, I'm spring. 1135 00:59:46.840 --> 00:59:49.559 Your legs just extend high. You used to have more extension. 1136 00:59:50.000 --> 00:59:54.800 Good high jump jump right now. But I stand up 1137 00:59:54.840 --> 00:59:57.159 a good jump, dude, I can't. I can't jump in here. 1138 00:59:57.199 --> 00:59:57.480 My head. 1139 00:59:58.199 --> 01:00:03.519 Ceiling is not tall like scary movies. Actually, you know, John, 1140 01:00:03.599 --> 01:00:05.199 but you smack your head and then I'm doing the 1141 01:00:05.199 --> 01:00:16.840 podcast by myself. All right, your shoulders. So this guy 1142 01:00:16.960 --> 01:00:17.440 was arrested. 1143 01:00:17.840 --> 01:00:22.519 Dunk yourself, my mom can dunk, can dunk. 1144 01:00:24.199 --> 01:00:27.639 He was arrested and tried at Lambbeth Street Court. The 1145 01:00:27.719 --> 01:00:33.000 arresting officer was James Lee, who had early arrested William Carter, 1146 01:00:33.599 --> 01:00:37.760 the Red Barn murderer. Interesting, I wonder what that's about, 1147 01:00:38.239 --> 01:00:42.559 uh Mill Bank, Thomas Moll bank, chickens. I want to know. 1148 01:00:42.639 --> 01:00:44.880 Actually I'm curious what that's about. But then the dock 1149 01:00:44.960 --> 01:00:48.880 in in my head. Red barn murderer mill Bank Thomas 1150 01:00:48.920 --> 01:00:51.440 moll Bank had been wearing white overalls and a. 1151 01:00:51.519 --> 01:00:54.760 Great coat, a great or gray. 1152 01:00:55.039 --> 01:00:56.480 It's great coat in one word. 1153 01:00:57.840 --> 01:01:00.000 I think he means gray. I think it's missed. 1154 01:01:00.440 --> 01:01:01.559 It's a really good coat. 1155 01:01:02.119 --> 01:01:05.679 This ship's fucking this Louis Vuitton code over here, which 1156 01:01:05.719 --> 01:01:08.639 he dropped outside the house. No, he did not leave 1157 01:01:08.679 --> 01:01:10.000 his fore and dollar code out. 1158 01:01:10.159 --> 01:01:12.880 And the candle he dropped was also found. You. 1159 01:01:12.960 --> 01:01:16.519 Oh, that ship's probably expensive as fouck. I wonder if 1160 01:01:16.519 --> 01:01:17.760 they had scented back then. 1161 01:01:18.519 --> 01:01:21.960 Definitely, No, it was sent it was scented like horse. 1162 01:01:22.039 --> 01:01:22.239 Come. 1163 01:01:22.519 --> 01:01:24.360 No, but can you imagine if you grab like a 1164 01:01:24.440 --> 01:01:28.360 peppermint leaf and like just rubbed it on like the candle. 1165 01:01:28.360 --> 01:01:30.320 I wonder if that meant the. 1166 01:01:30.480 --> 01:01:31.239 Candles back then? 1167 01:01:31.920 --> 01:01:37.440 You know? Wax, baby fat wax. 1168 01:01:37.920 --> 01:01:39.960 According to witches, they used baby fat. 1169 01:01:40.400 --> 01:01:45.320 Yeah, okay, well that's not fucking true. Jesus Christ, I'm 1170 01:01:45.360 --> 01:01:46.000 not that drunk. 1171 01:01:46.400 --> 01:01:49.119 They used baby fat. Bro do the person that's like 1172 01:01:49.199 --> 01:01:52.599 they didn't have colored pictures before the fucking eighties. 1173 01:01:52.480 --> 01:01:55.199 I'm also the person saying that they didn't fucking he 1174 01:01:55.480 --> 01:01:56.280 used baby fat. 1175 01:01:56.519 --> 01:02:01.440 They escaped conviction only because Jane also insisted her attacker 1176 01:02:01.760 --> 01:02:04.519 had the breath of fire, and Millbank admitted he couldn't 1177 01:02:04.519 --> 01:02:07.119 do such things. It's like I can, I can try, 1178 01:02:07.400 --> 01:02:10.360 but I don't think I could do it. 1179 01:02:10.639 --> 01:02:12.360 That's actually bugging me though. I hate that you said that. 1180 01:02:12.400 --> 01:02:13.880 What year did color pictures come out? 1181 01:02:13.880 --> 01:02:15.920 Again? What year was it? 1182 01:02:16.039 --> 01:02:18.679 It wasn't that much earlier than I thought it was earlier. 1183 01:02:18.880 --> 01:02:20.679 But the thing is, it wasn't that much. 1184 01:02:20.559 --> 01:02:23.360 Earlier, okay, in filming wise and films, no. 1185 01:02:23.519 --> 01:02:26.800 Just pictures. It was pictures, all right, I'll google. But 1186 01:02:27.119 --> 01:02:29.079 I know because like my mom would grow up and 1187 01:02:29.119 --> 01:02:31.599 they only had black and white. Well my mom was 1188 01:02:31.639 --> 01:02:32.079 growing up. 1189 01:02:32.199 --> 01:02:33.079 Yeah, that's in Mexico. 1190 01:02:33.360 --> 01:02:35.719 Yeah, to be fair, that's probably why I haven't. I'm 1191 01:02:35.760 --> 01:02:36.400 misled here. 1192 01:02:38.039 --> 01:02:39.960 Uh you do you remember? 1193 01:02:40.239 --> 01:02:42.280 I think it was like nineteen thirty or something. Wasn't 1194 01:02:42.320 --> 01:02:44.000 it nineteen forty or nineteen thirty? 1195 01:02:44.079 --> 01:02:47.519 Do you remember? You remember when there went so many Mexicans? 1196 01:02:47.559 --> 01:02:50.159 Do you remember that? Like you remember when the first 1197 01:02:50.280 --> 01:02:51.239 colored movie was? 1198 01:02:52.719 --> 01:02:53.440 It was a Disney. 1199 01:02:54.199 --> 01:02:55.079 Oh I thought it was a Disney. 1200 01:02:55.400 --> 01:02:58.039 Was No. 1201 01:02:58.320 --> 01:03:00.920 The first time I ever did al looked at live 1202 01:03:01.119 --> 01:03:02.000 colored a lot? 1203 01:03:02.119 --> 01:03:03.800 Okay, it wasn't it snow white was the first color 1204 01:03:03.840 --> 01:03:04.559 the first. 1205 01:03:04.320 --> 01:03:10.840 Process for color photography. Photography photography appeared in eighteen nineties. 1206 01:03:11.239 --> 01:03:14.440 Bro okay, the first process. I'm talking like that. That's 1207 01:03:14.480 --> 01:03:15.239 the rich of the rich. 1208 01:03:15.559 --> 01:03:18.320 Ninety nine percent of the population didn't have access to 1209 01:03:18.400 --> 01:03:22.800 that till like nineteen thirty maybe even the forties. The 1210 01:03:23.000 --> 01:03:27.280 hell even the fifties. All right, when is that a 1211 01:03:27.360 --> 01:03:29.639 thing you can search? When did the general public have 1212 01:03:29.760 --> 01:03:30.599 access to color? 1213 01:03:30.760 --> 01:03:30.960 When? 1214 01:03:32.239 --> 01:03:37.000 When did the general There's no way anything's going to 1215 01:03:37.079 --> 01:03:44.559 come up. General public have access to color. 1216 01:03:46.159 --> 01:03:46.760 Photos. 1217 01:03:47.880 --> 01:03:49.440 I can't believe we got coconut Mam. 1218 01:03:49.679 --> 01:03:53.599 Wasn't until nineteen thirty five. I fucking knew it. 1219 01:03:55.000 --> 01:03:58.039 You did, I fucking knew it in the nineteen sixties. 1220 01:03:58.280 --> 01:04:01.760 You said that they fucking didn't have color photos. Bro, No, 1221 01:04:02.079 --> 01:04:03.559 I I go back to Bend. 1222 01:04:04.039 --> 01:04:06.760 Yeah, it wasn't the sixties, was it. Yeah? Okay, that 1223 01:04:06.920 --> 01:04:09.400 was my bad. But still that's a lot closer. 1224 01:04:11.679 --> 01:04:14.840 The incidents of spring hiel Jack became one of the 1225 01:04:14.920 --> 01:04:17.960 most popular characters of the period. Like, you know who, 1226 01:04:18.000 --> 01:04:20.239 we like, We like that rape guy, Spring heel Jack. 1227 01:04:20.320 --> 01:04:24.519 He's he's an interesting character. So his alleged exploits were 1228 01:04:24.519 --> 01:04:28.760 reported newspapers and began the subject of several penny dreadfuls 1229 01:04:29.199 --> 01:04:33.719 and plays performed and at cheap theaters that are around 1230 01:04:33.760 --> 01:04:34.079 the time. 1231 01:04:34.119 --> 01:04:37.039 So remember cheap theaters were expensive. 1232 01:04:37.079 --> 01:04:39.760 Funny how they called them penny dreadfuls. That's a weird 1233 01:04:39.800 --> 01:04:42.880 way to say it. So essentially, you'd probably pay a 1234 01:04:43.039 --> 01:04:46.840 penny at the time, yes, that to now, I don't know, 1235 01:04:47.960 --> 01:04:49.800 ten bucks, that's ay, was gonna guess that. To ten 1236 01:04:49.880 --> 01:04:52.320 bucks you would go see they have like a movie, 1237 01:04:52.320 --> 01:04:54.280 because the movie at the time. You would go see 1238 01:04:54.280 --> 01:04:57.119 these plays horrible costumes like you know what we did, 1239 01:04:57.199 --> 01:04:58.840 we beat the ship at five homeless guys that this 1240 01:04:58.920 --> 01:05:01.480 is where we got a costu. And they would put 1241 01:05:01.480 --> 01:05:05.079 all these plays of spring Hill Jack. I would love to. 1242 01:05:05.119 --> 01:05:08.480 See, you know how bad they'd be. 1243 01:05:10.480 --> 01:05:14.840 You know, there's a woman and there going ah no, no, 1244 01:05:15.639 --> 01:05:21.239 no no, we're in fucking Mexico, and and Kenzuela being 1245 01:05:21.320 --> 01:05:22.199 the fucking woman. 1246 01:05:24.239 --> 01:05:26.960 So the devil was even renamed spring Hill Jack. And 1247 01:05:27.000 --> 01:05:27.519 they put this in. 1248 01:05:27.599 --> 01:05:31.960 Plays, The devil insam in the devil fucking that's a damn. 1249 01:05:32.039 --> 01:05:34.119 The devil probably fucked him up for taking his name. 1250 01:05:34.320 --> 01:05:36.280 And I don't know what this is, but some old 1251 01:05:36.360 --> 01:05:39.840 fox may in Punch and Judy shows as reencountered by 1252 01:05:39.960 --> 01:05:46.400 Henry Mayhew in London, Labor in London, or this hit Satan. 1253 01:05:46.639 --> 01:05:51.119 We might say the devil, but ain't right. The general 1254 01:05:51.400 --> 01:05:56.880 folks don't like such words. He is now commonly known 1255 01:05:57.039 --> 01:06:05.360 as Springhill Jack. Then bear, it's hilarious. It's Rosenbar that 1256 01:06:05.920 --> 01:06:08.559 that sends the wall. So it's just what they used 1257 01:06:08.559 --> 01:06:11.039 to call the devil at the time where he became 1258 01:06:11.159 --> 01:06:15.599 so infamous with his touchy feely raypee, let me blow 1259 01:06:15.639 --> 01:06:19.519 some fucking fire, fucking blue flames at your face, Percucci 1260 01:06:20.320 --> 01:06:25.440 or rosen Bear, which made me think of Roseanne Bar. Funny. 1261 01:06:26.800 --> 01:06:30.440 But even as his fame was growing, reports of Springheel 1262 01:06:30.559 --> 01:06:35.880 Jack's appearances became less frequent. I wonder why, but he 1263 01:06:36.000 --> 01:06:38.800 got a lot more widespreads. People heard about him, but 1264 01:06:38.920 --> 01:06:41.800 it wasn't as aufor like, oh, four years ago, fucking 1265 01:06:41.800 --> 01:06:45.440 swinging Dragon. In eighteen forty three, however, a wave of 1266 01:06:45.559 --> 01:06:47.800 sightings swept the country again. 1267 01:06:48.000 --> 01:06:50.760 Oh, I bet he got married and then he fucking divorced, 1268 01:06:50.800 --> 01:06:52.360 and then he's like, fuck him going back. 1269 01:06:52.960 --> 01:06:55.320 Fuck, I'm going back to my old thing. 1270 01:06:55.880 --> 01:06:59.920 So a report from wait. 1271 01:07:02.320 --> 01:07:03.119 From strange part. 1272 01:07:03.760 --> 01:07:09.239 A report from north Hampton, Shia described him as the 1273 01:07:09.519 --> 01:07:13.320 very image of the devil with horns and eyes of 1274 01:07:13.480 --> 01:07:19.119 flames and East Angla. Reports of attacks on a driver 1275 01:07:19.400 --> 01:07:22.159 of a of male coaches became common. 1276 01:07:22.159 --> 01:07:25.039 A river of male coaches. What does that mean? 1277 01:07:26.119 --> 01:07:30.840 Someone who rides in a horse of carriage driver full 1278 01:07:30.920 --> 01:07:33.840 of mail because they didn't have text message back then, kids, 1279 01:07:34.360 --> 01:07:38.000 they wouldn't have to write letters. No, fuck, you could fucking. 1280 01:07:39.400 --> 01:07:44.480 A really long string into the next town with Lemon 1281 01:07:44.519 --> 01:07:45.679 and lime should not go together. 1282 01:07:46.239 --> 01:07:48.639 It's not bad so lemon. 1283 01:07:48.480 --> 01:07:51.239 Lime sodam No, I'm saying what did you just say? 1284 01:07:52.159 --> 01:07:53.519 Lemon and lime shouldn't go together? 1285 01:07:55.079 --> 01:07:55.440 All right? 1286 01:07:56.159 --> 01:07:58.280 It's like it's like either it's lime or it's lemon. 1287 01:07:58.320 --> 01:08:01.719 You don't put two together. Okay, I don't know. This 1288 01:08:01.800 --> 01:08:05.280 is fide okay. And what you say? Did you say 1289 01:08:05.320 --> 01:08:05.760 something bad? 1290 01:08:05.960 --> 01:08:07.920 No, I'm just saying it super fucking popular. 1291 01:08:08.119 --> 01:08:12.719 In July eighteen forty seven, a spring Hill jack investigation 1292 01:08:12.920 --> 01:08:18.760 started in teagan Mouth, Davin late to the cabin Finch 1293 01:08:19.279 --> 01:08:22.479 led to the Captain Finch. Is what they led these 1294 01:08:22.520 --> 01:08:27.159 investigations to is Captain Finch and he was convicted of 1295 01:08:27.199 --> 01:08:31.039 two charges of assault against women, during which he said 1296 01:08:31.520 --> 01:08:35.319 to have been disguised in a skin coat which he 1297 01:08:35.439 --> 01:08:40.479 appeared which appeared of a ballocks hide, skull cap. 1298 01:08:40.840 --> 01:08:43.680 Palms and masks. Look, can we talk about how fucking 1299 01:08:43.720 --> 01:08:45.079 ballocks the word bollocks is. 1300 01:08:45.399 --> 01:08:50.239 It means it means balls essentially never mind the bullocks, 1301 01:08:50.319 --> 01:08:51.840 never mind the bullshit, it means bullshit. 1302 01:08:52.039 --> 01:08:54.359 Yeah. I was like, Okay, I know what it means. 1303 01:08:54.840 --> 01:08:57.119 I'm just saying, can you talk about how stupid the 1304 01:08:57.159 --> 01:08:57.520 word is? 1305 01:08:58.239 --> 01:08:58.720 Ballocks? 1306 01:08:59.000 --> 01:09:04.239 Bullocks? You know what I got beef? You know what 1307 01:09:04.560 --> 01:09:07.640 I got Beef's Billy's Got Beef. 1308 01:09:07.520 --> 01:09:11.319 And only sex Pistols album they ever produced, and being 1309 01:09:11.359 --> 01:09:14.039 one of the most well known punk bands out there, 1310 01:09:14.079 --> 01:09:15.680 as the sex Pistols. I grew up in the sex PiSZ. 1311 01:09:16.119 --> 01:09:18.720 The album is called never Mind the Ballocks, which in 1312 01:09:19.079 --> 01:09:20.960 It's funny because they could labeled that because it's stupid 1313 01:09:21.000 --> 01:09:23.479 British terms. It just means never mind the bullshit. 1314 01:09:24.000 --> 01:09:26.399 I know what it means, but everyone does. 1315 01:09:27.119 --> 01:09:29.960 Johnny Rotten is talking all again talking about it's time 1316 01:09:30.159 --> 01:09:33.479 for Billy's Got Beef with this fucking. 1317 01:09:33.800 --> 01:09:34.439 Start a new thing. 1318 01:09:34.840 --> 01:09:36.199 Billy's Got beef with you. 1319 01:09:37.039 --> 01:09:39.399 Beef would be a great uh, you should start doing that. 1320 01:09:39.920 --> 01:09:43.319 Billy's got beef with It's like, you know what really grinds. 1321 01:09:43.079 --> 01:09:46.520 My Billy's got beef this guy. Now, okay, we started 1322 01:09:47.079 --> 01:09:49.840 Billy's fun fact with him sleeping with his eyes open 1323 01:09:50.239 --> 01:09:54.199 literally like two and a half three years ago. All right, 1324 01:09:54.319 --> 01:09:57.359 now we'll we'll do Billy's got up. Billy's got beef. 1325 01:09:57.439 --> 01:09:58.319 Billy's got beef. 1326 01:09:59.640 --> 01:10:03.560 Yeah, gonna make a lot of enemies, all right, fucking 1327 01:10:03.840 --> 01:10:07.159 like honestly, Like, so I get along with Irish people 1328 01:10:07.239 --> 01:10:10.359 really well. I don't know why, Like all Irish people, 1329 01:10:10.439 --> 01:10:12.199 like most Irish people are dicks. 1330 01:10:12.279 --> 01:10:14.560 I don't know why, though I really enjoy the presence. 1331 01:10:14.920 --> 01:10:16.600 I really enjoy hanging around with Irish people. 1332 01:10:16.680 --> 01:10:19.520 Irish people, do you know, I actually know a fuck load, 1333 01:10:20.680 --> 01:10:22.239 Like I know a lot, but that's the biggest thing. 1334 01:10:22.319 --> 01:10:23.800 So you know who Irish. 1335 01:10:23.439 --> 01:10:27.439 People have the beef with the most Grits and Scottish Brits. 1336 01:10:27.840 --> 01:10:31.760 They hate British people more than anything, and so do I. 1337 01:10:33.239 --> 01:10:37.760 Fucking you pretentious fox, grow up, grow up. 1338 01:10:37.880 --> 01:10:41.880 You are not better than everybody else, holy shit, or 1339 01:10:41.960 --> 01:10:46.039 Kansas people are better than you. For fox sakes. Yeah, 1340 01:10:46.079 --> 01:10:48.199 you know what's not You just moved off a spot 1341 01:10:48.600 --> 01:10:49.560 like fuck your sister. 1342 01:10:49.680 --> 01:10:53.039 That's fine. Least at least you don't fucking pretend like 1343 01:10:53.079 --> 01:10:55.159 you're better than everybody else. And you know what it is, 1344 01:10:55.279 --> 01:10:58.520 it's it. It's this is Billy's beef time. I get heated. 1345 01:11:00.079 --> 01:11:03.399 Beef time now McDonald's commercial. 1346 01:11:05.079 --> 01:11:06.800 You ever wanted, you ever wanted tom know what a 1347 01:11:06.880 --> 01:11:12.119 quarter pound of Billy's beef taste. But like, honestly, I have. 1348 01:11:12.319 --> 01:11:14.239 Met a couple of British people in my life, not 1349 01:11:14.640 --> 01:11:17.479 not a lot in mind that I did enjoy hanging around. 1350 01:11:17.640 --> 01:11:20.640 And they're like, and you know, every British person I've enjoyed, 1351 01:11:21.960 --> 01:11:24.640 you know, every every British person I've ever enjoyed, like 1352 01:11:24.760 --> 01:11:25.239 hanging around. 1353 01:11:25.319 --> 01:11:26.560 Like, I've met. 1354 01:11:26.399 --> 01:11:28.560 A lot of people in my life, Like I was 1355 01:11:28.600 --> 01:11:30.680 literally like in the service industry for years. You meet 1356 01:11:30.720 --> 01:11:35.960 a lot of different people. And the only British people 1357 01:11:36.199 --> 01:11:40.560 I enjoy are people that hate their own people. They're like, yeah, 1358 01:11:40.720 --> 01:11:43.840 I'm British, Yeah, I'm well aware of how everybody else acts. 1359 01:11:44.079 --> 01:11:46.039 I don't act. I was like, I fucking like you, 1360 01:11:46.800 --> 01:11:47.159 and it's like. 1361 01:11:47.159 --> 01:11:49.079 Why do you got to act? Like that, why why 1362 01:11:49.159 --> 01:11:52.000 why can't you just grow just grow up? People? 1363 01:11:52.039 --> 01:11:55.239 Are people just fucking grow up? There's Billy's Beef for 1364 01:11:55.279 --> 01:11:57.239 the day, and we lost seven more listeners. 1365 01:12:01.439 --> 01:12:05.800 Tomcats beef is with nobody but the vaccinated. 1366 01:12:05.920 --> 01:12:09.760 I'm just joking. There's way more listeners than the gone. 1367 01:12:11.000 --> 01:12:14.079 Just joking. Billy's vaccinating my fucking family's vaccination, me and 1368 01:12:14.119 --> 01:12:16.920 my girlfriend and her mother, and we're gonna stand strong. 1369 01:12:17.199 --> 01:12:18.439 Yeah, I just want to go to Cuba. 1370 01:12:19.000 --> 01:12:22.920 I know she's a sad, sad thing, like I might 1371 01:12:23.199 --> 01:12:26.600 die in five years if the conspiracy theories are true, 1372 01:12:26.680 --> 01:12:29.039 but hey, I get to experience yo. 1373 01:12:29.319 --> 01:12:31.000 To be fair, at the end of the day, I'm 1374 01:12:31.039 --> 01:12:33.760 pretty confident that most of us like don't really care 1375 01:12:33.880 --> 01:12:36.640 for that. At this point. I know I'd be I'd 1376 01:12:36.680 --> 01:12:37.439 be all right whatever. 1377 01:12:39.760 --> 01:12:42.399 Hopefully Phil never listens to this. This guy I work with, 1378 01:12:42.520 --> 01:12:43.600 his fat old boy name. 1379 01:12:43.880 --> 01:12:45.960 I come, Phil, Oh, you didn't have to listen to 1380 01:12:46.079 --> 01:12:46.640 the name of the. 1381 01:12:46.760 --> 01:12:51.560 Philadelphia Collins Shepherd boy. And he's like, I was like 1382 01:12:51.720 --> 01:12:54.640 joking with a vaccine ship and he's like, he's like, whatever, 1383 01:12:54.680 --> 01:12:56.800 I don't want to make it past through in age anyway. 1384 01:12:56.800 --> 01:12:58.840 And I was like you just made this conversation real. 1385 01:12:59.479 --> 01:13:01.880 Dude is sure. Honestly, I think that's why there's so 1386 01:13:02.000 --> 01:13:04.159 much compliance in a sense where like everyone's like, yeah, 1387 01:13:04.600 --> 01:13:05.319 if I died. 1388 01:13:05.199 --> 01:13:07.399 I don't want to live in communism, so I'd rather die. 1389 01:13:07.479 --> 01:13:08.159 I agree with that. 1390 01:13:08.479 --> 01:13:12.199 Yeah, and I'll agree, and so kill myself. 1391 01:13:11.960 --> 01:13:14.720 Spring heel Jack. Essentially he harassed, I'm not going to 1392 01:13:14.800 --> 01:13:18.560 kill myself, raps the mailman. Uh call one eight hundred. 1393 01:13:18.640 --> 01:13:21.039 Don't kill yourself, billy, so. 1394 01:13:21.359 --> 01:13:22.159 We can kill ourselves. 1395 01:13:22.600 --> 01:13:26.039 And they tried to convict essentially this guy that the 1396 01:13:26.119 --> 01:13:29.680 whole investigation were like, who is this Raypi Claude man? 1397 01:13:30.520 --> 01:13:32.720 And they're like, oh, maybe it's this guy, Captain Finch. 1398 01:13:32.840 --> 01:13:37.640 He he looks a little rape. So he was convicted 1399 01:13:37.920 --> 01:13:42.399 of two charges of assault against women, during which they 1400 01:13:42.520 --> 01:13:47.119 said he was disguised in a skin coat, very strange 1401 01:13:48.000 --> 01:13:51.159 and appeared at ballocks Hide, which is I think bulls hide. 1402 01:13:51.359 --> 01:13:57.159 I would think a skull cap. So what gangst is 1403 01:13:57.239 --> 01:14:02.279 way now essentially a bald cap. No, a skull cap. 1404 01:14:02.439 --> 01:14:05.600 Oh, they said, I know what you said. I heard 1405 01:14:05.960 --> 01:14:06.520 a skull cap. 1406 01:14:06.960 --> 01:14:08.880 A skull cap is today, a skull cap is a 1407 01:14:08.960 --> 01:14:10.960 fucking winter hat in the back, and then it was 1408 01:14:11.039 --> 01:14:15.479 not completely different, in my opinion, got a mat. This motherfucker, 1409 01:14:15.600 --> 01:14:19.039 whoever this guy is, whoever Captain Finch is, did wear 1410 01:14:19.600 --> 01:14:22.960 animal hide. He had a skull cap, and he wore 1411 01:14:23.079 --> 01:14:26.239 horns and a mask during his assaults. 1412 01:14:25.800 --> 01:14:28.720 Probably because he was fucking outside and it was probably chilly. 1413 01:14:30.039 --> 01:14:34.640 God damn rainy. It's always rainy in fucking England. I 1414 01:14:34.680 --> 01:14:37.199 don't know why, but man, that's why they're all so 1415 01:14:37.479 --> 01:14:40.359 fucking depressed. So and then the legend was linked with 1416 01:14:40.479 --> 01:14:45.279 the phenomenon of the Devil's Foot, which appeared in Devon 1417 01:14:45.800 --> 01:14:49.680 in February eighteen fifty five. So there's there is so 1418 01:14:49.840 --> 01:14:53.159 many reports. It's like we covered this on Honestly, if 1419 01:14:53.199 --> 01:14:56.199 you're a true fan, it doesn't exist anymore. I got 1420 01:14:56.319 --> 01:14:59.880 rid of it, ah damn, because this is uh as 1421 01:15:00.000 --> 01:15:03.079 as much as it's a little sad. I got rid 1422 01:15:03.199 --> 01:15:06.960 of a lot of episodes that Justin was on stop 1423 01:15:08.479 --> 01:15:09.920 did you just pour your drink too heavy? 1424 01:15:10.079 --> 01:15:13.319 I did, but it was but it stopped top So I. 1425 01:15:13.680 --> 01:15:17.039 Had to logistically, I got rid of a lot of 1426 01:15:17.079 --> 01:15:18.880 episodes with Justin on it, even if it was me 1427 01:15:18.920 --> 01:15:22.840 and Billy, episodes that maybe we shouldn't have said some things. 1428 01:15:23.399 --> 01:15:25.840 And we did talk about spring Hill jack literally like 1429 01:15:25.920 --> 01:15:28.239 two and a half years ago. Do you remember that 1430 01:15:28.800 --> 01:15:29.479 we were drunk? 1431 01:15:30.279 --> 01:15:31.239 I remember it. I did. 1432 01:15:31.359 --> 01:15:33.239 That's why when we came over to start this one, 1433 01:15:33.279 --> 01:15:35.439 I was like, didn't we talk about that already? 1434 01:15:35.479 --> 01:15:37.800 Well we didn't. I never knew half of the ship. 1435 01:15:37.880 --> 01:15:41.000 How we had so many reports newspapers coming out of 1436 01:15:41.000 --> 01:15:43.920 spring Hill Jackson, all these people talking about spring Hil Jackson. 1437 01:15:44.960 --> 01:15:47.439 So in the beginning in the eighteen seventy spring Hill 1438 01:15:47.520 --> 01:15:51.399 jack was reported again in several places distant from each other. 1439 01:15:52.159 --> 01:15:55.640 In November eighteen seventy two, the News of the World 1440 01:15:56.039 --> 01:15:57.319 What a Great. 1441 01:15:57.159 --> 01:16:00.640 News News reported that I don't think. 1442 01:16:01.000 --> 01:16:06.800 Pham was in a state of commotion owing to what 1443 01:16:07.079 --> 01:16:10.319 is known as the Peckham Ghost. I'm asterious. 1444 01:16:10.760 --> 01:16:12.199 Is that actually how you pronounce that? 1445 01:16:12.479 --> 01:16:16.760 Yes, Peckham is it? No, it's it's it's peck and Ham. 1446 01:16:18.520 --> 01:16:22.239 I guess Peckham is how the British say it. And 1447 01:16:22.359 --> 01:16:27.880 i'm asterious figure quite alarming in appearance. The News pointed 1448 01:16:28.000 --> 01:16:34.039 out that none other than Springhill Jack, terrified a past 1449 01:16:34.199 --> 01:16:39.439 generation has come back to haunt them. Similar stories were published, 1450 01:16:40.000 --> 01:16:45.680 UH and illustrated his It was literally called illustrated police news. 1451 01:16:46.760 --> 01:16:49.520 So it's like the police are like, okay, so I 1452 01:16:49.840 --> 01:16:55.760 saw this thing and just illustrate. You sit there and 1453 01:16:55.840 --> 01:17:00.960 you draw photos of it. Knock knock the case. So okay, 1454 01:17:01.119 --> 01:17:09.399 So okay, So I fighted Gross discussed so and so. 1455 01:17:09.600 --> 01:17:12.359 They also reported this in April and May. In eighteen 1456 01:17:12.479 --> 01:17:16.680 seventy three, it was reported that there were numerous sightings 1457 01:17:17.039 --> 01:17:21.399 of the sheriff Field of the ghost of the Park Ghost, 1458 01:17:21.640 --> 01:17:25.439 the park Ghost which locals also came to identifying as 1459 01:17:25.520 --> 01:17:29.600 spring Hill Jack. So as much as people don't want 1460 01:17:29.640 --> 01:17:32.000 to lay that there is, there is a lot of 1461 01:17:32.359 --> 01:17:35.840 shit when it comes to spring Hill Jack. Let's talk 1462 01:17:35.840 --> 01:17:37.119 about the Aldershot incident. 1463 01:17:40.199 --> 01:17:42.359 I wonder if like they're talking about the same person though. 1464 01:17:42.359 --> 01:17:43.199 That's the biggest thing. 1465 01:17:43.199 --> 01:17:44.960 I know, and they don't know, right. And this is 1466 01:17:45.039 --> 01:17:49.079 how we take things from England. We have a town 1467 01:17:49.159 --> 01:17:52.039 called Paris. We have a big ass city called London 1468 01:17:52.560 --> 01:17:55.880 in Ontario. And this is how we have things that 1469 01:17:56.039 --> 01:18:01.479 are essentially corresponding with that canon names after our stupid 1470 01:18:01.520 --> 01:18:04.439 homeland because we're still controlled by the Queen. Technically she 1471 01:18:04.600 --> 01:18:07.680 is the monarchy and Canada still run under the Iran, 1472 01:18:08.159 --> 01:18:08.920 under the crown. 1473 01:18:09.279 --> 01:18:12.800 Yeah, under the Chinese, he. 1474 01:18:12.880 --> 01:18:19.119 Does so alder Shots. This news was followed by report sightings, 1475 01:18:19.199 --> 01:18:22.520 reported sightings and until August eighteen seventy seven, and one 1476 01:18:22.520 --> 01:18:25.640 of the most notable reports about springdald Jack came from 1477 01:18:25.680 --> 01:18:29.279 a group of soldiers of alder Shots and the barracks. 1478 01:18:29.680 --> 01:18:33.399 The barracks of older Shots are the barracks. It was 1479 01:18:33.640 --> 01:18:38.479 army military kidding Jesus. The story went on as follows. 1480 01:18:39.640 --> 01:18:43.119 A century on duty don't know what a century is 1481 01:18:44.119 --> 01:18:45.960 on the North Camps peered into the darkness. 1482 01:18:46.000 --> 01:18:48.800 You say, you don't know what a century is, like. 1483 01:18:48.840 --> 01:18:52.960 A century centry. Now it's s E N t R 1484 01:18:53.279 --> 01:18:56.479 y man. We drink I smoked weed. I don't know 1485 01:18:56.560 --> 01:18:59.680 everything in the moment that we're fucking looking in fucking 1486 01:18:59.720 --> 01:19:02.880 reading about it. So and essentially, a soldier on duty 1487 01:19:03.399 --> 01:19:06.239 at the North Camp peered into the darkness. His attention 1488 01:19:06.880 --> 01:19:10.439 was attracted by a peculiar figure advancing towards him. He's like, 1489 01:19:10.760 --> 01:19:13.920 this guy's coming on to me. The soldier issued a challenge, 1490 01:19:14.520 --> 01:19:17.960 which went unheated. So, I don't know what the So 1491 01:19:18.119 --> 01:19:23.479 he's like, hey, hey, what are you doing over there, 1492 01:19:23.680 --> 01:19:26.840 and the guy's like, doesn't say ship. So it's like, 1493 01:19:27.560 --> 01:19:30.119 all right, maybe I like this guy. 1494 01:19:30.439 --> 01:19:32.319 I like this guy. This guy's my friend. He you 1495 01:19:32.359 --> 01:19:33.439 won't come over for a beer. 1496 01:19:33.960 --> 01:19:38.399 And then the figure came up beside him and delivered 1497 01:19:38.560 --> 01:19:44.079 and figured him, delivered sick several slaps to the face. 1498 01:19:44.239 --> 01:19:45.479 Oh, you just fucked him up. 1499 01:19:46.479 --> 01:19:47.159 Stopped doing that. 1500 01:19:47.640 --> 01:19:50.960 Oh, buddy, slaps central he slaps. 1501 01:19:52.000 --> 01:19:54.359 He slapped this guy in the face a bunch of times. 1502 01:19:56.079 --> 01:19:56.479 Do you matter? 1503 01:19:56.640 --> 01:19:59.680 Get you know hunted masculating that is, you didn't get punched, 1504 01:19:59.720 --> 01:20:01.640 you got slapped, and he couldn't stop him. 1505 01:20:02.159 --> 01:20:05.600 He was slapping you over and over again, like. 1506 01:20:05.720 --> 01:20:09.439 Guard bitch, A guy shot a guard shot at him, 1507 01:20:10.079 --> 01:20:12.239 which no, and they had no visible effect. 1508 01:20:13.319 --> 01:20:16.239 Guard shot at him, yeah, so they so he must 1509 01:20:16.279 --> 01:20:16.760 have known him. 1510 01:20:16.760 --> 01:20:21.000 So the soldiers standing there, guard noises him, okay, comes up. 1511 01:20:21.279 --> 01:20:23.239 He's like, you know, weird, and he's like, what the 1512 01:20:23.359 --> 01:20:26.880 fuck you want? All of a sudden, somebody slap. He 1513 01:20:26.960 --> 01:20:30.000 fucking slaps him, and then he shoots him, and the 1514 01:20:30.119 --> 01:20:32.800 guard shoots at him, not that he doesn't seem faced. 1515 01:20:32.840 --> 01:20:33.800 He keeps slapping him. 1516 01:20:34.720 --> 01:20:37.800 I'm too busy to worry about this. Bullet right now. 1517 01:20:38.000 --> 01:20:40.119 Luckily we have good microphones that don't attackt too much 1518 01:20:40.159 --> 01:20:42.199 sound because the boys are going notts upstairs. 1519 01:20:41.920 --> 01:20:44.560 On theether, they're fucking snapping, holy shit. 1520 01:20:45.000 --> 01:20:48.079 Had no visible effects. Some sources claim that the soldier 1521 01:20:48.640 --> 01:20:51.479 may fired blanks at him. It's like, but why would 1522 01:20:51.520 --> 01:20:54.439 the soldier playing like, know what, look, I'm gonna scare 1523 01:20:54.520 --> 01:20:57.359 him off my blanks. But we don't really keep live ammunition. 1524 01:20:57.720 --> 01:20:59.920 We are britt and our bobbies do have no guns. 1525 01:21:00.039 --> 01:21:02.800 They just have snipe stick to beat people. Keep your 1526 01:21:02.880 --> 01:21:06.119 fucking guns because we could be fucked. But essentially because 1527 01:21:06.159 --> 01:21:10.520 of Britain, right, the bobbies don't have guns either. They 1528 01:21:10.640 --> 01:21:13.960 do in storage, but essentially, like you have a cop 1529 01:21:14.159 --> 01:21:17.000 brigade that like, what's beat you with some batons? What 1530 01:21:17.079 --> 01:21:19.720 are they gonna do against people with rocks? A thousand 1531 01:21:19.760 --> 01:21:22.000 people have rocks against ten cops is not gonna go. 1532 01:21:22.079 --> 01:21:22.880 Well, so. 1533 01:21:24.359 --> 01:21:28.399 They say maybe the fire blanks. Other witness said he fired, 1534 01:21:28.560 --> 01:21:32.159 and of course you because now you're vaccinated, you're never 1535 01:21:32.199 --> 01:21:32.800 gonna have kids. 1536 01:21:32.800 --> 01:21:35.840 I beat a lot. That's good, dude. 1537 01:21:35.880 --> 01:21:37.119 I don't kind to pull out anymore. 1538 01:21:37.199 --> 01:21:41.079 That's a that's a bonus. I didn't but now I 1539 01:21:41.159 --> 01:21:48.039 can just come and everybody, that's pretty You know what 1540 01:21:48.159 --> 01:21:54.640 I meant, whether I'm miss in this bottle is gonet episode. 1541 01:21:54.840 --> 01:21:57.760 So they also said that maybe he misfired or it 1542 01:21:57.880 --> 01:22:01.319 was the warning shot. The strange figure then reappeared in 1543 01:22:01.840 --> 01:22:04.520 like a surrounding darkness. It was weird. 1544 01:22:04.840 --> 01:22:06.079 They're like, what the fuck's going on? 1545 01:22:06.800 --> 01:22:11.800 Then another story in Lord Easton Hamilton's in nineteen twenty two, 1546 01:22:12.039 --> 01:22:16.079 like years later I supposed to be a memoir forty 1547 01:22:16.159 --> 01:22:20.760 years later, mentions the older shot appearance of spring Hill Jack. 1548 01:22:21.039 --> 01:22:26.039 However he appeared and maybe it says that in the 1549 01:22:26.159 --> 01:22:31.720 winter of eighteen seventy nine, after his regiment, another soldier 1550 01:22:32.279 --> 01:22:39.239 sixth the sixtieth rifle that pardon repeat that, the sixtieth rifles? 1551 01:22:39.920 --> 01:22:41.479 Why was that so hard? Why do you have to 1552 01:22:41.520 --> 01:22:44.399 exagerate that? I really hope people saw that on Live 1553 01:22:44.960 --> 01:22:47.760 on all that. I love that tongue to do that again. 1554 01:22:48.680 --> 01:22:53.600 And it was similar in appearance. But they're saying that 1555 01:22:53.720 --> 01:22:57.880 essentially don't know that he's appearing now at essentially a 1556 01:22:57.960 --> 01:23:01.079 military bases. And they even said that other regiments saw 1557 01:23:01.199 --> 01:23:05.119 him in the barracks of Cold Chesters. 1558 01:23:04.960 --> 01:23:06.640 The bollocks of Colchester and. 1559 01:23:06.800 --> 01:23:10.680 Winter of eighteen seventy six where they they saw some 1560 01:23:10.960 --> 01:23:15.760 sort of strange creature, some strange man he had that 1561 01:23:15.880 --> 01:23:19.840 the panic became so great that elder shot. Some of 1562 01:23:19.960 --> 01:23:24.479 the military were issued ammunition in order to shoot the 1563 01:23:24.680 --> 01:23:25.319 night terror. 1564 01:23:25.680 --> 01:23:28.239 What do you mean issued ammunition that they only get 1565 01:23:28.279 --> 01:23:30.399 You walked around with a gun, but you weren't allowed 1566 01:23:30.439 --> 01:23:31.960 bullets unless there was a threat. 1567 01:23:32.279 --> 01:23:35.319 Exactly what That's how Britain fucking works. Man. 1568 01:23:35.800 --> 01:23:38.520 It's like, all right, you guys got a couple of bullets. 1569 01:23:40.520 --> 01:23:41.319 Jesus Christ. 1570 01:23:41.399 --> 01:23:44.720 So happens today, Well, they're walking around with muskets. Military 1571 01:23:44.720 --> 01:23:46.319 has only issued so many amount of bullets. 1572 01:23:46.479 --> 01:23:49.319 What was what was the gun back then? It was muskets, right, 1573 01:23:49.359 --> 01:23:53.439 it was yeah, pump it yeah, close it was. They 1574 01:23:53.560 --> 01:23:57.079 had so they saw the threat. Rifles, they saw the threat. 1575 01:23:57.079 --> 01:24:00.439 They told him to wait right there fucking seconds. 1576 01:24:00.720 --> 01:24:03.039 They didn't have muskets. They had they did have rifles. 1577 01:24:03.279 --> 01:24:06.279 They were just the cockback very take a long time too. 1578 01:24:06.479 --> 01:24:08.760 Or it wouldn't have been that long. It's a single 1579 01:24:08.840 --> 01:24:10.840 bolt rifle. It would have been just cack it back. 1580 01:24:10.920 --> 01:24:15.520 You're good. It's like, what was past muskets? Muskets what 1581 01:24:15.680 --> 01:24:18.640 was the first gun past a musket? I have no idea, 1582 01:24:19.760 --> 01:24:20.640 very clueless on this. 1583 01:24:21.199 --> 01:24:23.479 I'm also starting to feel my effects of the weed. 1584 01:24:23.760 --> 01:24:25.039 I'm stone and I'm drinking. 1585 01:24:25.119 --> 01:24:26.560 No, dude, I'm fucking loaded. 1586 01:24:26.840 --> 01:24:29.560 Hamilton thought that, Oh you didn't know either, Okay, I 1587 01:24:29.720 --> 01:24:31.600 just want to know if anyone knows, fucking tell me 1588 01:24:31.960 --> 01:24:35.439 what was the first gun pasted a musket? I'm curious, like, 1589 01:24:35.600 --> 01:24:37.880 was that a pistol? You think it's probably a pistol? No, 1590 01:24:37.960 --> 01:24:41.199 it was probably a pistol. I'm assuming a pistol came 1591 01:24:41.239 --> 01:24:41.960 before a rifle. 1592 01:24:42.279 --> 01:24:43.960 No, maybe not. Rifles are bigger. 1593 01:24:44.760 --> 01:24:45.159 I don't know. 1594 01:24:45.279 --> 01:24:49.279 I just don't fucking know. Tell me, educate me, love you, thanks. 1595 01:24:49.159 --> 01:24:53.479 Yeah, educam me. And honestly, if I was sober, I 1596 01:24:53.520 --> 01:24:55.319 could probably make a good guestimation. 1597 01:24:55.880 --> 01:24:58.359 It's probably a rifle. You're probably right. I think a rifle. 1598 01:24:58.479 --> 01:25:00.560 It's a rifle. It has to be a rifle. Put 1599 01:25:00.600 --> 01:25:03.239 some fucking pellet, essentially, because it guess what a bullet 1600 01:25:03.359 --> 01:25:03.800 was back then? 1601 01:25:03.920 --> 01:25:10.239 Yeah, and then there's a very powerful baby gun. Somebody to. 1602 01:25:13.159 --> 01:25:16.680 Supposed to One of these sergeants thought that the appearance 1603 01:25:17.359 --> 01:25:20.800 of the springhiel jack at these military bases was a 1604 01:25:20.880 --> 01:25:23.840 natural prank carried up in one of his fellow officers, 1605 01:25:24.640 --> 01:25:28.920 maybe a lieutenant Alfrey. His name is Alfrey. Okay, so 1606 01:25:29.039 --> 01:25:34.239 everyone knows something's happening. They're like springhiel jack is is 1607 01:25:34.439 --> 01:25:38.600 terrorizing people. But in a military setting, they're like, it's 1608 01:25:38.600 --> 01:25:43.760 gotta be someone playing a prank. So they the thinks 1609 01:25:43.840 --> 01:25:45.479 maybe is lieutenant Alfrey. 1610 01:25:45.840 --> 01:25:49.199 His name is Alfrey, literally lieutenant, and they think he's playing. 1611 01:25:51.039 --> 01:25:53.119 Of him being court martialed or like, well, it's not 1612 01:25:53.279 --> 01:25:57.880 him sotial. Essentially, you get kicked out, you get you 1613 01:25:58.159 --> 01:26:01.239 essentially did something that it's the military standards. 1614 01:26:01.399 --> 01:26:03.199 That means court ru means you got kicked out of 1615 01:26:03.239 --> 01:26:07.840 the military. Okay, what do you mean essentially? It's it's that, 1616 01:26:08.359 --> 01:26:10.399 it's it's so why'd you say essentially then? 1617 01:26:10.680 --> 01:26:13.760 Because I always essentially I said, I'm guessing to an extent. 1618 01:26:13.680 --> 01:26:14.560 Oh got you. 1619 01:26:16.439 --> 01:26:16.880 I like it. 1620 01:26:16.960 --> 01:26:18.039 I appreciate the honesty. 1621 01:26:18.880 --> 01:26:21.479 I think that, in my opinion, no fuck up, that 1622 01:26:21.680 --> 01:26:24.039 that was awesome, That that was nice honesty right there, 1623 01:26:24.039 --> 01:26:26.399 It means I say essentially because I don't quite know, 1624 01:26:26.560 --> 01:26:28.479 but I'm pretty sure I know that's nice. 1625 01:26:28.560 --> 01:26:30.760 I like it that you went in front of a 1626 01:26:30.840 --> 01:26:33.920 court of a military court setting. Okay, and you did 1627 01:26:34.000 --> 01:26:37.479 something that was against their standards, so you get court 1628 01:26:37.520 --> 01:26:39.159 marsh Essentially you get still paid. 1629 01:26:40.000 --> 01:26:42.720 Oh damn, I get court marcials. 1630 01:26:43.439 --> 01:26:45.800 But then let's go I go home. 1631 01:26:45.720 --> 01:26:48.399 Get paid and not have to die from the country. 1632 01:26:49.319 --> 01:26:53.319 In Lincolnshire, in autumn of eighteen seventy seven, springhiel Jack 1633 01:26:53.439 --> 01:26:58.399 was probably seen in Newport arc And, Lincoln Lincolnshire, wearing 1634 01:26:58.680 --> 01:27:02.920 a sheepskin out of condom, and angry mobs were gross. 1635 01:27:03.279 --> 01:27:07.720 Oh dude, they supportably. They supposedly chased him and cornered him. 1636 01:27:08.000 --> 01:27:11.560 They cornered springhel Jack just as they did an alder shot. 1637 01:27:11.960 --> 01:27:17.439 They tried to and the residents fired at him, shot 1638 01:27:17.479 --> 01:27:20.199 at him, but no effect as usual. He said to 1639 01:27:20.319 --> 01:27:25.439 have made a leap. That is so incredible. The crowd 1640 01:27:25.640 --> 01:27:28.439 was shocked and he disappeared once again. Just look at 1641 01:27:28.439 --> 01:27:32.680 all he literally they would shoot at him, wouldn't affect him, 1642 01:27:32.680 --> 01:27:37.159 They would not him. They literally he just didn't even flinch. 1643 01:27:36.960 --> 01:27:37.239 With the. 1644 01:27:39.800 --> 01:27:43.840 There are people now, Tody that can take tasers and 1645 01:27:44.000 --> 01:27:45.279 not even fucking like that. 1646 01:27:45.399 --> 01:27:47.800 One dude, he like walked towards the cops. 1647 01:27:47.880 --> 01:27:50.840 I fuck you and he's been tasted by three different 1648 01:27:50.920 --> 01:27:54.279 tasers at once, and he's just like, what's up? 1649 01:27:54.600 --> 01:27:58.640 So Liverpool. By the end of the nineteenth century, the report, Yeah, 1650 01:27:59.000 --> 01:28:02.159 they report sightings of spring Hill Jack. He is in 1651 01:28:02.319 --> 01:28:06.880 every different century, five ten years, He's just appearing everywhere, 1652 01:28:07.359 --> 01:28:09.239 and he's moving towards West England. 1653 01:28:09.319 --> 01:28:13.079 I think people were back then without the internet. Okay, 1654 01:28:13.279 --> 01:28:15.600 here's the biggest thing too. Could you imagine not having 1655 01:28:15.640 --> 01:28:17.439 internet and somebody was actually athletic? 1656 01:28:18.319 --> 01:28:18.520 Yeah? 1657 01:28:18.680 --> 01:28:21.439 True, and you're like, wow, he jumps like a monster. 1658 01:28:21.640 --> 01:28:24.439 And I'm still honestly, I swear to god, I think 1659 01:28:24.640 --> 01:28:26.439 like it started off as a joke, but I'm pretty 1660 01:28:26.479 --> 01:28:28.239 sure spring Hill Jack was just somebody that was really 1661 01:28:28.239 --> 01:28:28.960 good at high jumps. 1662 01:28:29.119 --> 01:28:31.520 Yeah. I love this. I love the street names bro 1663 01:28:32.239 --> 01:28:41.199 because he supposedly appeared in uh Sulisbury, Oh, Salisbury, Salisbury, 1664 01:28:42.840 --> 01:28:46.199 not in Salisbury Steak, I'm not my dad Salisbury. In 1665 01:28:46.399 --> 01:28:50.199 nineteen oh four, the reports of appearances near Williams. 1666 01:28:49.760 --> 01:28:57.079 Street, Williams ste Billy, Let's get the explanation. Okay, love 1667 01:28:57.159 --> 01:28:57.479 to hear this. 1668 01:28:57.640 --> 01:29:01.079 This vast urban legend built around spring Hill Jack influenced 1669 01:29:01.199 --> 01:29:06.359 many aspects of Victorian life, especially in like essentially pop 1670 01:29:06.439 --> 01:29:10.399 culture of what would come so for decades, especially in London, 1671 01:29:10.520 --> 01:29:15.119 his name was kind of he was like the boogie man, 1672 01:29:15.319 --> 01:29:18.600 right as means of scaring children into telling them to 1673 01:29:18.680 --> 01:29:21.720 behave they were not good. Spring heel Jack and bite too, 1674 01:29:22.079 --> 01:29:26.359 my leap and peer into their lives. And so if 1675 01:29:26.399 --> 01:29:28.920 you're just like bag like spring hel Jack's gonna come 1676 01:29:28.920 --> 01:29:33.520 again you He's gonna touch your dick. Probably spring hil 1677 01:29:33.560 --> 01:29:36.399 Jack would then leap and peer into your window, and 1678 01:29:36.520 --> 01:29:40.800 if you've done something bad, he might look in. Investigators 1679 01:29:40.800 --> 01:29:43.520 have dismissed these stories of spring Hill Jackets mass hysteria, 1680 01:29:43.920 --> 01:29:47.680 which developed around various stories of the boogieman or the devil, 1681 01:29:47.920 --> 01:29:51.720 which appeared around for centuries, almost exaggerating the urban myth 1682 01:29:51.760 --> 01:29:57.119 about a man who maybe went over rooftops claiming the 1683 01:29:57.239 --> 01:30:01.239 devil was chasing him, like you know how, and you 1684 01:30:01.359 --> 01:30:04.640 always got to make the kids fearful. You always got 1685 01:30:04.680 --> 01:30:08.079 scary kids and doing much right in some weird ways. 1686 01:30:08.159 --> 01:30:11.840 Right, Yeah, whether it be a belt or crampis or whatever. 1687 01:30:12.000 --> 01:30:15.760 Yes, crampis, he'll drown your in a bathtub and ripe 1688 01:30:15.800 --> 01:30:16.359 you're a little. 1689 01:30:16.199 --> 01:30:18.119 Ask can I tell you? Actually A quick funny fact 1690 01:30:18.159 --> 01:30:20.880 on that. I was at the bar, like a year 1691 01:30:20.920 --> 01:30:24.600 ago after we did the Crampis episode. Somebody at the 1692 01:30:24.680 --> 01:30:27.000 bar when I used to work at the bar, somebody 1693 01:30:27.039 --> 01:30:29.600 at the bar started talking about Crampis and like, I 1694 01:30:30.760 --> 01:30:33.159 intervened in this thing because they were having like a 1695 01:30:33.199 --> 01:30:34.159 little argument at the bar. 1696 01:30:34.279 --> 01:30:35.399 I don't think I've ever told you this. 1697 01:30:35.640 --> 01:30:37.119 They're having a little argument at the bar, and I 1698 01:30:37.239 --> 01:30:39.359 like intervened and I was like, no, well he did this. 1699 01:30:40.239 --> 01:30:43.439 He's like, oh, they started talking. Then I kept talking. 1700 01:30:43.479 --> 01:30:45.359 They're like and Buddy just like put down his beer. 1701 01:30:45.399 --> 01:30:48.199 He's like, why do you know so much about Crampis? 1702 01:30:49.479 --> 01:30:51.840 He's like, why are you so educated on this weird 1703 01:30:51.880 --> 01:30:55.479 ass fucking thing. Because I have a fucking fucked up friend. 1704 01:30:55.760 --> 01:30:58.760 I have a fucked up friend that likes buckets, but 1705 01:30:58.960 --> 01:31:04.000 essentially like two. That's why I was debating of redoing episodes, 1706 01:31:04.000 --> 01:31:06.399 and ie fans to chime in, and there was a 1707 01:31:06.479 --> 01:31:08.560 fan that said keep the originals, don't fuck with them, 1708 01:31:08.800 --> 01:31:11.239 which I agree with. We covered Crampus and I was 1709 01:31:11.319 --> 01:31:13.560 debating on doing it again in years to come and 1710 01:31:13.800 --> 01:31:16.439 this year, next year, the year after, and people and like, 1711 01:31:16.560 --> 01:31:20.319 even you said keep that because if you go back 1712 01:31:21.079 --> 01:31:23.359 and listen to the Crampis episode, because even Anton was like, 1713 01:31:23.399 --> 01:31:25.720 you guys, we could do Crampus or whatever, and I 1714 01:31:25.840 --> 01:31:28.119 was like, we covered. He's like, I thought you guys did, 1715 01:31:28.359 --> 01:31:30.199 and I was like, yeah, you don't remember. He's like, oh, listen, 1716 01:31:30.199 --> 01:31:32.159 you guys were fucking two years, three years. I don't 1717 01:31:32.199 --> 01:31:36.279 fuck remember that begin. We started slow when episodes released, 1718 01:31:36.319 --> 01:31:39.039 like everything, yeah, two to three months, and it was 1719 01:31:39.159 --> 01:31:42.520 not that far dude, that was over every weekend, and 1720 01:31:43.079 --> 01:31:45.720 so Crampis was a I think hilarious as we were 1721 01:31:45.800 --> 01:31:50.079 drunk and really kept reminiscing how Crampus was probably a rapist. 1722 01:31:51.039 --> 01:31:53.920 So I don't even remember those episodes. I love to 1723 01:31:54.000 --> 01:31:56.319 listen to myself three years ago and be like, wow, 1724 01:31:56.520 --> 01:31:57.159 I've done it. 1725 01:31:57.359 --> 01:32:00.920 Well, that's why I've had to delete certain episodes and 1726 01:32:01.079 --> 01:32:03.520 we'll be coming back with. Actually one of our most 1727 01:32:03.640 --> 01:32:08.159 download episodes ever, that was I think, no, we've done that, 1728 01:32:08.399 --> 01:32:08.840 it's good. 1729 01:32:09.039 --> 01:32:11.640 Oh no, no, that was our most downloaded episode ever. 1730 01:32:11.920 --> 01:32:14.920 One of our most download episodes was with Justin and 1731 01:32:15.079 --> 01:32:19.479 we were very intoxicated. I'm not going to say I'll 1732 01:32:19.479 --> 01:32:21.039 tell you after because. 1733 01:32:20.840 --> 01:32:22.039 The fans will curious. 1734 01:32:22.199 --> 01:32:25.319 So I those other researchers. They want to figure out 1735 01:32:25.359 --> 01:32:27.960 what the origins of spring Hill Jack, Like, who is 1736 01:32:28.039 --> 01:32:30.840 doing this? So spring probably wildly considered, I. 1737 01:32:30.800 --> 01:32:31.880 Should have been on that team. 1738 01:32:32.279 --> 01:32:35.279 Yeah, budd, he's good a high jump and they'd be like, Wow, 1739 01:32:35.319 --> 01:32:37.760 we have a whole different section to fucking research rates. 1740 01:32:37.840 --> 01:32:41.279 So the supernatural creature rather one of persons maybe with 1741 01:32:41.520 --> 01:32:44.560 a weird sense of humor and like to peer through 1742 01:32:44.640 --> 01:32:49.680 bedroom windows. But no knew he was was that gay? 1743 01:32:49.960 --> 01:32:51.800 You can be straight and peer through bedroom windows. 1744 01:32:52.720 --> 01:32:54.399 I didn't say he was gay, like he was gay? 1745 01:32:57.199 --> 01:33:02.199 Wildly spect sorry LATIVIDA. 1746 01:33:01.600 --> 01:33:07.920 Speculative paranormal explanations have been proposed to explain explain the 1747 01:33:08.079 --> 01:33:11.199 origin of spring Hill Jack, including he was an extra 1748 01:33:11.840 --> 01:33:17.199 extra No, he was an extraterrestrial creature. I tried entity. 1749 01:33:17.560 --> 01:33:19.720 I tried to say that word too, and like I 1750 01:33:19.840 --> 01:33:21.760 was about too and I was like, oh, I can't 1751 01:33:21.800 --> 01:33:22.680 say it any better than. 1752 01:33:23.399 --> 01:33:28.960 No speculator, speculator runk. 1753 01:33:29.359 --> 01:33:32.479 They're supposed to be supposed to be this Maybe what 1754 01:33:32.880 --> 01:33:37.279 is this? This entity? This this figure who is maybe 1755 01:33:37.479 --> 01:33:41.439 superhuman and has agility deriving from a life in a 1756 01:33:41.680 --> 01:33:45.600 high gravity world. Is one of the explanations is that 1757 01:33:45.720 --> 01:33:49.039 spring Hill Jack is essentially from a different dimension and 1758 01:33:49.159 --> 01:33:53.520 that or a different planet where gravity is essentially it's 1759 01:33:53.560 --> 01:33:55.960 a high gravity world where you could just slightly jump 1760 01:33:56.479 --> 01:33:59.960 and you would be you would travel. That's one of 1761 01:34:00.079 --> 01:34:00.720 the explanations. 1762 01:34:00.720 --> 01:34:04.000 Okay, yeah, fuck dude, my explanation is better with his high. 1763 01:34:03.920 --> 01:34:07.199 Jumping ability and strange behavior. Maybe he was a demon 1764 01:34:08.079 --> 01:34:13.319 or accidentally or purposefully summoned into this world by practitioners 1765 01:34:13.640 --> 01:34:14.439 of the occult. 1766 01:34:14.720 --> 01:34:18.000 It was Michael Jordan's old persona. But then he's like, 1767 01:34:18.199 --> 01:34:19.720 I'm gonna play basketball this time. 1768 01:34:19.760 --> 01:34:22.439 You know, Michael Jordan's a fucking piece of shit. Ever 1769 01:34:22.560 --> 01:34:25.640 heard that He's like one of the biggest assholes. He's 1770 01:34:25.680 --> 01:34:29.279 like a really not a fucking nice person. You ever 1771 01:34:29.359 --> 01:34:31.159 heard about that he's a dick. 1772 01:34:31.359 --> 01:34:34.680 Well, you can make names on any single person, but 1773 01:34:34.800 --> 01:34:37.319 Michael Jordan's been world renowned as being one of the 1774 01:34:37.600 --> 01:34:39.600 nicest fucking celebrities in the world. 1775 01:34:40.479 --> 01:34:44.720 That is actual, Like google it right now, Yes, Michael Jordan. 1776 01:34:44.880 --> 01:34:47.600 I can guarantee you'll find stories about him being one 1777 01:34:47.640 --> 01:34:48.680 of the biggest assholes. 1778 01:34:48.840 --> 01:34:52.720 He finds any video, I'm telling you, and then hold 1779 01:34:52.760 --> 01:34:54.520 on one second, you can find no I want you 1780 01:34:54.560 --> 01:34:56.279 to find me a video, because what I can tell 1781 01:34:56.319 --> 01:34:59.560 you is you can find thousands, if not hundreds of 1782 01:34:59.600 --> 01:35:01.119 thousands videos where he doesn't know. 1783 01:35:01.159 --> 01:35:05.039 He's being recorded being very fucking nice to people. 1784 01:35:05.600 --> 01:35:07.279 I don't know where you heard this from. 1785 01:35:07.520 --> 01:35:10.000 I have a huge Michael Jordan fan. 1786 01:35:13.199 --> 01:35:15.159 I've known you for fucking my whole life. 1787 01:35:15.600 --> 01:35:18.399 And you know how many copies of Space jam I've 1788 01:35:18.439 --> 01:35:20.560 thought he's Oh my. 1789 01:35:20.640 --> 01:35:23.920 God, he's in a fucking stupid Disney movie. 1790 01:35:24.119 --> 01:35:25.960 I didn't say that. I'm just saying you just said. 1791 01:35:26.000 --> 01:35:27.680 I'm not a Michael Jordan fan. You know why I've 1792 01:35:27.680 --> 01:35:29.119 bought in Space jamp so many times? 1793 01:35:29.279 --> 01:35:32.840 Ten incidents is of Michael Jordan being just plain mean? 1794 01:35:33.319 --> 01:35:33.760 I go to that? 1795 01:35:34.199 --> 01:35:36.640 Or how about people on Reddit? Is Michael Jordan really 1796 01:35:36.720 --> 01:35:39.319 that bad of a person? How about Michael Jordan was 1797 01:35:39.399 --> 01:35:43.520 just a jerk? Say says teammates. Why it helped is 1798 01:35:43.600 --> 01:35:46.800 Michael Jordan's asshole in real life? Michael Jordan is exactly 1799 01:35:46.960 --> 01:35:50.960 who I thought he was, an asshole, the great asshole fallacy, 1800 01:35:51.199 --> 01:35:55.159 Michael Jordan, The Last Dance. What Michael Jordan's documentary doesn't 1801 01:35:55.199 --> 01:35:58.640 ask about his asshole behavior? I'm telling you that's not 1802 01:35:58.720 --> 01:36:02.399 sure he thinks he said, Yo, Michael Jordan was a jerk, 1803 01:36:02.760 --> 01:36:03.800 So question mark. 1804 01:36:03.880 --> 01:36:08.760 Okay, how about how about yo, hey, chill out. 1805 01:36:08.840 --> 01:36:11.159 Before you just start fucking reading Google, I want you 1806 01:36:11.239 --> 01:36:13.640 to name one person that you idolize that you don't 1807 01:36:13.720 --> 01:36:14.439 think is a jerk. 1808 01:36:15.199 --> 01:36:16.640 Who do you not think is a jerk? 1809 01:36:17.359 --> 01:36:18.000 Jimmy Fallon? 1810 01:36:18.079 --> 01:36:19.800 Now I want you to google. I want you to. 1811 01:36:19.920 --> 01:36:22.479 Google is Jimmy Fallon a jerk? And watch how many 1812 01:36:22.560 --> 01:36:25.279 fucking articles come up. You can google whatever the fuck 1813 01:36:25.319 --> 01:36:28.479 you want for whatever purpose you want, and you're gonna 1814 01:36:28.479 --> 01:36:30.840 find the reason and the answer that you want. 1815 01:36:32.239 --> 01:36:37.239 If you google, Go Google. No. Here, here's a good example. 1816 01:36:37.359 --> 01:36:39.960 I want you to google. Does Tim Horton's coffee makes 1817 01:36:40.000 --> 01:36:40.479 you blind? 1818 01:36:41.760 --> 01:36:46.319 You're gonna find undreds, hundreds and thousands of articles, hundreds 1819 01:36:46.359 --> 01:36:49.560 and thousands of articles that go Tim Horton's coffee fucking 1820 01:36:49.640 --> 01:36:51.840 will kill your repticism. And then if you google it 1821 01:36:51.920 --> 01:36:55.560 in a way that goes does it is it true 1822 01:36:55.680 --> 01:36:58.439 that Tim Horton's coffee makes you blind? And you're gonna 1823 01:36:58.439 --> 01:37:01.079 find thousands of articles that go there are know at 1824 01:37:01.119 --> 01:37:03.199 all studies show you that that makes you mind. 1825 01:37:03.479 --> 01:37:07.039 One fact that people know is Michael Jordan is an asshole. 1826 01:37:08.000 --> 01:37:09.720 Anyone that's a sports like. 1827 01:37:10.119 --> 01:37:12.039 This is the thing, though, you no, but this is 1828 01:37:12.119 --> 01:37:14.840 the thing. Okay, you know what, You're probably right. You're right. 1829 01:37:14.960 --> 01:37:16.319 I'm not saying. Your roommates on. 1830 01:37:16.439 --> 01:37:19.760 His team on the Bulls said he was a fucking 1831 01:37:19.880 --> 01:37:22.560 dick and he was one of the worst people to 1832 01:37:22.760 --> 01:37:25.520 play with because he was such an asshole. One thing 1833 01:37:25.600 --> 01:37:28.079 I hate sports, and one thing I know is Michael 1834 01:37:28.159 --> 01:37:32.279 Jordan was an asshole, and so was Wayne Gretzky. Fuck 1835 01:37:32.359 --> 01:37:33.119 you Gretzky. 1836 01:37:33.279 --> 01:37:36.720 I know Gretzky personally, but anyways, I'm actually not kidding. 1837 01:37:36.760 --> 01:37:39.039 I okay, he's not a best friend of mine. I said, 1838 01:37:39.039 --> 01:37:40.000 I know him personally. 1839 01:37:41.920 --> 01:37:43.199 Did you call him on the weekend? 1840 01:37:44.680 --> 01:37:46.840 What do you do? We wait, wait a minute, We've 1841 01:37:46.880 --> 01:37:48.479 talked about this, right. You know why, I know when 1842 01:37:48.560 --> 01:37:49.479 Gretzky personally right. 1843 01:37:49.520 --> 01:37:53.640 Best friends with his dad. No, you helped Walter through 1844 01:37:53.720 --> 01:37:56.720 his his time of dementia before Jesus Christ. 1845 01:37:56.840 --> 01:38:03.840 No, Jamie's best friends Gretzky's nephew. Yes, so we went 1846 01:38:03.880 --> 01:38:07.039 over there a lot. I know his sister, I know 1847 01:38:07.279 --> 01:38:10.439 his brother. I served his brother almost every day at 1848 01:38:10.520 --> 01:38:12.640 fucking the bar. I worked at his brother's and alcoholic. 1849 01:38:13.119 --> 01:38:15.239 If anybody else wants to know when his brother is 1850 01:38:15.239 --> 01:38:16.760 a fucking hardcore alcoholic, did. 1851 01:38:16.800 --> 01:38:18.760 We do get an argument? No? No, no, Actually I 1852 01:38:18.960 --> 01:38:20.520 know that Michael Jordan was known as a dick. 1853 01:38:20.720 --> 01:38:22.039 You still haven't let me finish. No. 1854 01:38:22.199 --> 01:38:24.279 This is the biggest thing, though, is people I didn't. 1855 01:38:24.800 --> 01:38:26.960 I'm sure he was a dick to a lot of people. 1856 01:38:27.840 --> 01:38:31.000 My thing is is no, no, no, no, I've never 1857 01:38:31.119 --> 01:38:31.920 met Michael Jordan. 1858 01:38:32.560 --> 01:38:32.800 No, no, no. 1859 01:38:33.079 --> 01:38:36.720 I'm saying in a sense where if if we went 1860 01:38:36.760 --> 01:38:38.840 out right now, like let's say we were famous at 1861 01:38:38.880 --> 01:38:41.560 our platform right now, people will call us both dicks. 1862 01:38:42.039 --> 01:38:45.800 Now out of this, would you call me a dick 1863 01:38:46.560 --> 01:38:50.359 in like general public, like to an average person, like the. 1864 01:38:50.840 --> 01:38:53.399 Body I co host with my podcast is an asshole? 1865 01:38:53.760 --> 01:38:54.680 Like actual kidding? 1866 01:38:54.800 --> 01:38:57.640 Like like actually though, like, would you think I would 1867 01:38:57.640 --> 01:38:59.880 actually go out and be like wow, like everyone's like wow, 1868 01:39:00.079 --> 01:39:03.079 that guy is a fucking bag. No, but that's the 1869 01:39:03.119 --> 01:39:05.680 same thing, though, No, that's the same thing. 1870 01:39:05.760 --> 01:39:08.159 Michael Jordan is famously known for being an asshole. 1871 01:39:08.199 --> 01:39:11.760 I'm well aware, but why not no claim that he wasn't. 1872 01:39:12.000 --> 01:39:14.439 I am, but they don't know what an asshole. 1873 01:39:14.600 --> 01:39:18.039 Is this it's something in between your ass cheeks that 1874 01:39:18.199 --> 01:39:19.199 produces poopoo. 1875 01:39:20.920 --> 01:39:24.119 Yeah, I got one of them too, right, No, no, no, no, 1876 01:39:24.239 --> 01:39:26.520 but actually no, like this, this is a big problem, 1877 01:39:26.560 --> 01:39:27.840 and this does need to be addressed. 1878 01:39:27.880 --> 01:39:30.520 But like in a way that Michael Jordan isn't an 1879 01:39:30.520 --> 01:39:34.479 asshole in my mind now, because you know what, he 1880 01:39:34.720 --> 01:39:38.159 was a great player, but a shitty golf player and 1881 01:39:38.239 --> 01:39:40.880 a shitty fucking what else do you play bass? 1882 01:39:41.159 --> 01:39:44.119 Yeah, that was all true, number ship. 1883 01:39:44.359 --> 01:39:47.199 Actually I heard he was getting pretty good at golf. 1884 01:39:48.239 --> 01:39:48.640 I don't know. 1885 01:39:48.840 --> 01:39:50.800 You only know that because fucking moaning tunes. 1886 01:39:50.800 --> 01:39:53.920 All right, it's not as dude, you're not. You just 1887 01:39:54.000 --> 01:39:55.680 went on your ramp, but he didn't let the actual 1888 01:39:55.760 --> 01:39:56.520 factory center. 1889 01:39:56.680 --> 01:39:57.199 Asshole. 1890 01:39:57.520 --> 01:39:59.720 Okay, you're gonna feel like an idiot. 1891 01:40:00.800 --> 01:40:01.079 I'm not. 1892 01:40:01.640 --> 01:40:04.199 Now, I want you to picture anybody that's a good 1893 01:40:04.560 --> 01:40:07.199 like Okay, I don't I know. You don't play sports, 1894 01:40:07.239 --> 01:40:09.520 so you don't understand what the team mentality is maid. 1895 01:40:09.479 --> 01:40:12.239 Soccer, oh okay, ball, basketball, okay? 1896 01:40:12.600 --> 01:40:14.439 No, no, no, no, I said, okay, so you understand 1897 01:40:14.439 --> 01:40:15.399 what team mentality is? 1898 01:40:15.920 --> 01:40:18.439 Yeah, so you understand that the best player on your 1899 01:40:18.520 --> 01:40:22.199 team is me, is driven to make the rest of 1900 01:40:22.239 --> 01:40:24.279 their team perform better. 1901 01:40:25.199 --> 01:40:26.279 Now is that going to come in? 1902 01:40:26.720 --> 01:40:29.399 Oh my god, he was a dick during every moment 1903 01:40:29.520 --> 01:40:32.039 of his life, during when he was famous, and he 1904 01:40:32.199 --> 01:40:36.560 still is. Okay, these are fucking actual articles produced by 1905 01:40:36.600 --> 01:40:40.560 people that know him that said he is a fucking asshole. Yes, 1906 01:40:41.039 --> 01:40:44.119 we've argued for fucking fifteen minutes. 1907 01:40:44.239 --> 01:40:46.960 No, we haven't argued. You've just been freaking out not 1908 01:40:47.119 --> 01:40:48.239 listening to the other side. 1909 01:40:48.960 --> 01:40:50.239 You're trying to defend someone. 1910 01:40:50.439 --> 01:40:52.520 No, I'm not, Hey, Billy, you're not listening. 1911 01:40:52.640 --> 01:40:53.279 I ask question. 1912 01:40:53.800 --> 01:40:54.520 I love this. 1913 01:40:54.640 --> 01:40:56.439 I can't wait till you hear this back of like 1914 01:40:56.560 --> 01:40:59.319 how you don't let anyone talk but like you think 1915 01:40:59.439 --> 01:41:01.479 like you know what they're gonna say, but you don't. 1916 01:41:01.640 --> 01:41:04.680 This is why Anton, thank you for coming on the podcast. 1917 01:41:04.760 --> 01:41:06.399 I want you to come on ants on and like 1918 01:41:06.560 --> 01:41:08.800 actually fucking just by those because I've been trying to 1919 01:41:08.880 --> 01:41:12.199 say this one point, but you have not let me point. Okay, 1920 01:41:12.239 --> 01:41:15.119 when somebody's at that high performing of a level and 1921 01:41:15.199 --> 01:41:17.640 they want the rest of their team to perform, they're 1922 01:41:17.760 --> 01:41:20.039 going to be hard on them, and you're going to 1923 01:41:20.159 --> 01:41:24.119 act like a dickhead when they're not fucking performing. You 1924 01:41:24.239 --> 01:41:26.279 know how many times I've walked into my office and 1925 01:41:26.560 --> 01:41:31.079 screamed at my guys because they're fucking around, because they're 1926 01:41:31.119 --> 01:41:34.359 not doing shit, because I need them to start fucking working. 1927 01:41:35.239 --> 01:41:39.560 But on that outside of situation, those guys work with me. 1928 01:41:39.720 --> 01:41:41.720 They work with me personally. Hell, if they wrote an 1929 01:41:41.760 --> 01:41:43.800 argument or if they wrote an article, they'd probably be like, 1930 01:41:43.920 --> 01:41:47.640 I bet Billy fucking mugs old ladies. But they don't 1931 01:41:47.680 --> 01:41:50.359 because that's because it's outside of work. 1932 01:41:50.600 --> 01:41:52.720 People on his team, people on his team has called 1933 01:41:52.720 --> 01:41:56.079 them an asshole. Yes, I'm telling people outside of his 1934 01:41:56.239 --> 01:41:58.800 team and that Michael Jordan was known as one of 1935 01:41:58.840 --> 01:42:02.600 the most asshole people in sports entertainment. 1936 01:42:02.760 --> 01:42:04.800 I think you're getting Michael Jordan mixed up with Kobe. 1937 01:42:05.279 --> 01:42:06.640 I'm not because. 1938 01:42:09.680 --> 01:42:14.760 Anyways, I'm wrong. Fucking Billy's right, fucking the facts will prevail, 1939 01:42:15.159 --> 01:42:18.119 and the facts are Michael Jordan was a fucking asshole 1940 01:42:18.479 --> 01:42:19.479 and always will be. 1941 01:42:20.239 --> 01:42:21.880 Read your Wikipedia page again. 1942 01:42:22.920 --> 01:42:25.520 Wikipedia is edited by fucking idiots. 1943 01:42:25.520 --> 01:42:28.560 Exactly, all right. So whatever fact to spring real. Jackie 1944 01:42:28.560 --> 01:42:29.159 got me heated. 1945 01:42:30.720 --> 01:42:33.159 We me, me and Billy. I've been friends for far 1946 01:42:33.279 --> 01:42:33.680 too long. 1947 01:42:34.239 --> 01:42:37.439 I like that. I like that argument should keep funny, 1948 01:42:38.000 --> 01:42:38.600 you know it was. 1949 01:42:38.720 --> 01:42:41.920 It was interesting that our podcast will be fucking two 1950 01:42:42.000 --> 01:42:46.039 hours a very variety of wild speculations, as we said, 1951 01:42:47.039 --> 01:42:50.000 explaining the origins of the Jack and who he was 1952 01:42:50.239 --> 01:42:54.640 as an extraterrestrial entity. Maybe he's from another planet. Maybe 1953 01:42:54.720 --> 01:42:57.880 he jumps and he's super human from a world that 1954 01:42:58.000 --> 01:43:01.439 doesn't have that has high gravity. Yes, strange behavior, but 1955 01:43:01.520 --> 01:43:04.279 all those weird things about the doing relating to the cult. 1956 01:43:04.880 --> 01:43:08.279 But you know, there's all these weird things where even 1957 01:43:09.239 --> 01:43:14.880 Lauren Coleman and Jerome Clark lists spring Hil Jack in 1958 01:43:14.960 --> 01:43:20.000 a category named Phantom Attackers, which actually weirdly brings it back. 1959 01:43:20.119 --> 01:43:22.159 Let's go way way back, only a couple of minds 1960 01:43:22.359 --> 01:43:25.960 a couple of weeks for another well known being. We 1961 01:43:26.159 --> 01:43:28.880 Me and Anton talked about the Mad Gaster of Madtune, 1962 01:43:29.399 --> 01:43:33.000 which in the nineteen forties, this guy went around in 1963 01:43:33.159 --> 01:43:38.640 a tightly skinned leather outfit and pumped gas into people's 1964 01:43:38.720 --> 01:43:43.039 homes and left them disabled. They never died, but people 1965 01:43:43.199 --> 01:43:45.760 just passed out during literally. 1966 01:43:45.479 --> 01:43:46.520 It was just a yeah. 1967 01:43:46.680 --> 01:43:50.119 Just after World War Two, it was like nineteen forty five, 1968 01:43:50.359 --> 01:43:55.079 forty thirty six, people were just disabled in their homes. 1969 01:43:55.159 --> 01:43:57.800 People would smell this weird odor and they would get 1970 01:43:57.880 --> 01:44:00.920 up and they would be disabled by they would just 1971 01:44:01.079 --> 01:44:04.079 like couldn't move their arms and legs. So it's weird 1972 01:44:04.119 --> 01:44:06.680 that they're relating, which I even said earlier, it's so 1973 01:44:06.800 --> 01:44:11.680 weird to another Jack, another another person, the mad Gasser 1974 01:44:11.760 --> 01:44:17.399 of Matune and another phantom attacker. But this person came 1975 01:44:17.479 --> 01:44:20.880 into homes and similarly pinned people and made them into 1976 01:44:21.000 --> 01:44:25.880 a gave them paralysis. So nobody really knows who Springhel 1977 01:44:25.960 --> 01:44:30.439 Jack was. Even many reports can readily be explained psychologically, 1978 01:44:31.039 --> 01:44:33.600 most notably when you talked about we talk about member 1979 01:44:33.680 --> 01:44:36.560 ghost experiences and the shadow people. Remember the shadow of people? 1980 01:44:36.560 --> 01:44:39.359 Have someone talking about the old hag who stood on 1981 01:44:39.439 --> 01:44:39.920 your chest? 1982 01:44:40.600 --> 01:44:41.199 Do you remember that? 1983 01:44:41.600 --> 01:44:44.640 And you couldn't really breathe and you would get these 1984 01:44:45.199 --> 01:44:48.760 paranormal experiences of this creature and you couldn't breathe and 1985 01:44:48.840 --> 01:44:51.680 you had to sleep. Paralysis. It's also kind of related 1986 01:44:51.680 --> 01:44:58.560 to spring Hill Jack kind of just leaves you incapacitated. 1987 01:44:58.680 --> 01:44:59.159 Is that a word? 1988 01:44:59.680 --> 01:44:59.880 Yeah? 1989 01:45:00.399 --> 01:45:01.680 And that terrorized? 1990 01:45:01.880 --> 01:45:03.439 Okay, I like how you're worried about it. 1991 01:45:03.640 --> 01:45:04.640 I don't know if it's true. 1992 01:45:04.760 --> 01:45:10.119 It isn't work. No, it's a word though, yes, it's 1993 01:45:10.319 --> 01:45:10.760 time for. 1994 01:45:15.399 --> 01:45:18.039 Billions fun back that day. 1995 01:45:19.760 --> 01:45:22.399 According to Billy's Fun Facts of the Day, everybody who 1996 01:45:22.560 --> 01:45:25.960 ever fucking performed on the ninety five Chicago Bulls thought 1997 01:45:26.039 --> 01:45:26.479 highly of. 1998 01:45:26.520 --> 01:45:32.000 Michael Jordan, John Joe. Don't do this to be fair 1999 01:45:32.079 --> 01:45:35.399 that that that's fact. No, dude, this is sick. You 2000 01:45:35.479 --> 01:45:36.279 know The Terminator? 2001 01:45:36.680 --> 01:45:38.039 Yeah? I love the Terminator. 2002 01:45:38.159 --> 01:45:39.800 You know how much that movie sold for? Like the 2003 01:45:39.880 --> 01:45:44.000 rights to that movie two hundred bucks one dollar? 2004 01:45:44.479 --> 01:45:44.520 What? 2005 01:45:45.720 --> 01:45:50.960 The Terminators, starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Linda Hamilton, earned a 2006 01:45:51.079 --> 01:45:54.279 worldwide total of seventy eight point three million at the 2007 01:45:54.319 --> 01:45:56.399 box office in nineteen eighty four. As it went on 2008 01:45:56.760 --> 01:46:00.680 to the franchise took over one point four billion. Fucking 2009 01:46:00.800 --> 01:46:03.680 bad for a movie that sold for a buck. Before 2010 01:46:03.800 --> 01:46:07.239 James Cameron became famous for directing blockbusters titles like Titanic 2011 01:46:07.279 --> 01:46:10.199 and Avatar, he was just an unknown filmmaker. I knew 2012 01:46:10.199 --> 01:46:13.199 that with an ambitious idea. In order to get his 2013 01:46:13.319 --> 01:46:15.840 movie made, he handed over the rights to the script 2014 01:46:15.960 --> 01:46:18.359 for a token amount on the terms that he would 2015 01:46:18.399 --> 01:46:24.279 be allowed to direct the movie despite event uh eventful, 2016 01:46:24.840 --> 01:46:28.880 event eventual, that's the word I'm trying to say success 2017 01:46:29.079 --> 01:46:32.279 on the project. Cameron later admitted that he regrets the 2018 01:46:32.319 --> 01:46:35.079 decision to sell such a valuable story for such a 2019 01:46:35.199 --> 01:46:38.199 low amount, saying, I wish I hadn't sold the rights 2020 01:46:38.279 --> 01:46:41.560 for one dollar. If I had a little if I 2021 01:46:41.640 --> 01:46:44.640 had a little time machine I could take. If I 2022 01:46:44.720 --> 01:46:47.439 had a little time machine and I could only send 2023 01:46:47.520 --> 01:46:51.039 back something the length of a tweet, it'd be don't sell. 2024 01:46:51.239 --> 01:46:52.520 That's fucking crazy. 2025 01:46:52.800 --> 01:46:55.920 He it saying, just let me direct it. But isn't 2026 01:46:55.920 --> 01:46:58.399 that crazy? Like you sold something, it made a lot 2027 01:46:58.399 --> 01:47:00.439 of money, but you were just like, I want to 2028 01:47:00.520 --> 01:47:02.560 be part of it. And it's still credit. And then 2029 01:47:02.680 --> 01:47:05.000 he went off to do that because he got that 2030 01:47:05.119 --> 01:47:07.159 fucking credit. He got credit. 2031 01:47:07.399 --> 01:47:09.399 That was it for doing this movie, because. 2032 01:47:09.319 --> 01:47:12.159 And he sold his credit for one point four billion dollars. 2033 01:47:12.279 --> 01:47:15.119 Another fun fact, isn't that nuts Terminator two was far 2034 01:47:15.239 --> 01:47:16.239 better than the original. 2035 01:47:17.520 --> 01:47:20.439 Still I'm still I'm still saying that that Terminators sold 2036 01:47:20.479 --> 01:47:21.479 for one point four billion, And. 2037 01:47:21.520 --> 01:47:23.479 I'm saying that's crazy, right, you think about that, that 2038 01:47:23.600 --> 01:47:26.720 you create a film essentially and that T two is 2039 01:47:26.840 --> 01:47:31.760 as now it's gone, is now known, there's three four 2040 01:47:31.960 --> 01:47:32.880 five six, there's a. 2041 01:47:32.880 --> 01:47:34.520 Buck Oh I meant like actual good. 2042 01:47:35.000 --> 01:47:38.399 But T two was great. Man, that's with fucking one 2043 01:47:38.439 --> 01:47:39.279 of my favorite actors. 2044 01:47:39.359 --> 01:47:44.159 Man, Oh damn fuck, there's problems upstairs. My dog's all right. 2045 01:47:44.279 --> 01:47:48.800 So everybody ww dot Strange podcast dot com, follow us, 2046 01:47:49.119 --> 01:47:51.079 buy some merch. Is how you support us the best? 2047 01:47:52.000 --> 01:47:54.000 Yeah, Michael Jordan's best, alright, go. 2048 01:47:54.119 --> 01:48:07.840 Fund yourself, stupid, Get a fly by. 2049 01:48:07.920 --> 01:48:10.279 Droo a Colosi of the view, give me them one 2050 01:48:10.399 --> 01:48:12.720 Too's in the black and Blue and the craft that 2051 01:48:12.960 --> 01:48:16.439 new second around till leave you for Daska, fur me pounds. 2052 01:48:16.479 --> 01:48:19.560 I'm like fuck that you know him all the kidding. 2053 01:48:19.760 --> 01:48:22.239 It's always a good sign when you hang it with Ellie. 2054 01:48:22.039 --> 01:48:24.199 Until it brings too much wine and starts talking about 2055 01:48:24.239 --> 01:48:24.880 a lily. 2056 01:48:24.920 --> 01:48:27.399 Like, oh my god, it's just a make You can 2057 01:48:27.520 --> 01:48:29.840 see that ship from out of the space. It's like 2058 01:48:29.920 --> 01:48:33.079 an ass brunt just hit her face. But of god, 2059 01:48:33.199 --> 01:48:35.920 opposite one's never hurt us. You got the black coy, 2060 01:48:36.000 --> 01:48:41.319 but you have the per Ziller right inside. And it's 2061 01:48:41.399 --> 01:48:43.399 way too late walking home. 2062 01:48:43.479 --> 01:48:46.680 I can't feel my face always jump, and he feel 2063 01:48:46.760 --> 01:48:53.439 so great right outside, and it's way too late walking home. 2064 01:48:53.560 --> 01:48:56.760 I can't feel my face always don't, and he feel 2065 01:48:56.880 --> 01:48:57.640 so great. 2066 01:48:58.079 --> 01:48:59.600 Zucker toes in Baghetta. 2067 01:49:00.279 --> 01:49:02.880 Folks don't win knows that, like you said, you actually 2068 01:49:03.199 --> 01:49:06.319 expose your brain and fat into the black crows. 2069 01:49:06.399 --> 01:49:07.439 I'll close down door. 2070 01:49:07.520 --> 01:49:10.000 When you're laying dead, I'll go get a rope coat 2071 01:49:10.079 --> 01:49:13.479 hang instead, hang ahead, slid through what choke game and 2072 01:49:13.600 --> 01:49:14.960 lad brain dead and you. 2073 01:49:15.079 --> 01:49:18.439 Stay safe in your homestead. And I stayed stone and 2074 01:49:18.600 --> 01:49:21.800 stand and always will. You're stolen still and this is 2075 01:49:21.840 --> 01:49:24.079 all the shrills. I hope you are a killed. When 2076 01:49:24.119 --> 01:49:26.880 we spoke, I wouldn't costs killed now they don't you 2077 01:49:27.119 --> 01:49:27.520 come to. 2078 01:49:27.600 --> 01:49:30.960 The smaller bills, slippery slope, fab through the moss bills. 2079 01:49:31.119 --> 01:49:34.439 I haven't different approach super monstrous hip coke and never. 2080 01:49:34.319 --> 01:49:37.199 Swallow mills, get choked all for a deal if you 2081 01:49:37.279 --> 01:49:42.880 get a real We're out in Simon. It's way too late. 2082 01:49:43.239 --> 01:49:44.000 Walk in home. 2083 01:49:44.119 --> 01:49:47.359 I can't feel my face always stunt and it feels 2084 01:49:47.399 --> 01:49:53.000 so grain. We're at in Simon, it's way too lade. 2085 01:49:53.359 --> 01:49:56.680 Walk in home, my dad feel my face always? Don't 2086 01:49:56.760 --> 01:49:58.039 they feel so grain? 2087 01:49:58.560 --> 01:50:01.399 Your death would be a great Andrea, Well, let's see 2088 01:50:01.439 --> 01:50:04.880 the hate that exists to me. You won't persistently live 2089 01:50:05.039 --> 01:50:07.800 these FICTIONI no beliefs and telling you're life it's a 2090 01:50:07.920 --> 01:50:10.720 living dead seat. And I'm still with the knife walking 2091 01:50:10.800 --> 01:50:12.880 in and get you say, little beef on the rail, 2092 01:50:13.199 --> 01:50:14.640 Knight's cooking for the druskin. 2093 01:50:14.760 --> 01:50:16.279 The eats isn't a leaf too good? 2094 01:50:16.439 --> 01:50:19.279 I'm not literally if I'm when you hit the lips, 2095 01:50:19.279 --> 01:50:22.399 sitting in the mystical funk, and if I'm not gotten? 2096 01:50:22.600 --> 01:50:24.680 But who is the last time you been to a 2097 01:50:24.960 --> 01:50:26.760 rent submission? Clueless? 2098 01:50:26.880 --> 01:50:26.920 On? 2099 01:50:27.479 --> 01:50:28.640 Ain't that cute, bitch? 2100 01:50:28.920 --> 01:50:31.119 And I know you're fucking strupid. And I know a 2101 01:50:31.199 --> 01:50:34.680 fifth grader that's smarter than you is. By this age, 2102 01:50:34.760 --> 01:50:36.560 you should know you're not smart. 2103 01:50:36.640 --> 01:50:36.880 Dude. 2104 01:50:37.199 --> 01:50:41.800 Yeah, I'm not gonna argue right out. 2105 01:50:41.880 --> 01:50:44.600 Simon's way too late walking home. 2106 01:50:44.720 --> 01:50:48.560 I can't feel my face always don't it feels so great? 2107 01:50:51.520 --> 01:50:51.800 Right in? 2108 01:50:52.000 --> 01:50:55.199 Simon is way too late to walking home. I can't 2109 01:50:55.279 --> 01:50:58.720 feel my face always don't feel so great. 2110 01:51:00.079 --> 01:51:03.039 Reason that the girls liked me was they liked my 2111 01:51:03.159 --> 01:51:05.520 hum said, we check you down here to Beverly Hills, 2112 01:51:05.520 --> 01:51:07.880 and we want to get you in because you're a star. 2113 01:51:08.439 --> 01:51:09.000 I said, I'm a. 2114 01:51:09.119 --> 01:51:11.840 Boy, it's you're a star. And I went and I 2115 01:51:11.880 --> 01:51:12.960 got on a certain board, and I. 2116 01:51:13.000 --> 01:51:15.920 Rode around, and I looked, and I said, Jude, where. 2117 01:51:15.760 --> 01:51:18.119 The chief got sols? This is more This is more 2118 01:51:18.199 --> 01:51:19.800 trouble than what I just got out of