Speaker 1: All Star to You to Presents. Off the Bench with
Jacob Hester and T bob Abert.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, Off.
Speaker 1: The Bench with Jacob Hester and Bob Abert. Now here's
Jacob Hester and T Bob Abert.
Speaker 2: Superman gets uh his powers from the Yellow Sun. I
believe a red Son SAPs Superman powers, though I'm not
fully cut up with my Superman lore.
Speaker 3: Kryptonite does as well.
Speaker 4: It's the only thing I know about Superman.
Speaker 2: At this point, Like it's transcended to the point of
culture where you mentioned something being somebody's kryptonite and you
know what they mean there their ultimate weakness.
Speaker 3: That's a good point.
Speaker 5: When you use a brand name.
Speaker 4: What's the thing when you use a brand name so much,
it becomes not like the brain, it doesn't belong to
the brand, yes or ship.
Speaker 5: Yes, I feel like has like been stolen from Superman.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, yes, since become larger than the than what
it originally was. I'm kind of excited the new Superman movie.
I've never really been a like in.
Speaker 6: The originals, like change in the phone booth.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like I.
Speaker 7: Think Superman's the lame is Superhero.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So look, I don't feeling very neutral about him.
Speaker 7: I kind of agree with you really have like superpower.
Speaker 3: F Well, okay, that's kind of crazy. If anything has
every super everyone he's vulnerable, he can fly, he has
laser eyes, he has Yeah, Batman has no.
Speaker 4: Power.
Speaker 8: He just doesn't dorah can I think.
Speaker 6: That's what makes Batman cool. First off, he's just he
doesn't the dresses.
Speaker 5: Up in a regular rich guy.
Speaker 4: That's like, instead of like spend this money on like
taking care of crime, let's make me a bet.
Speaker 3: No, he's very mentally.
Speaker 7: Superman just does not do it for me. I don't
know what it is. It's just like it.
Speaker 2: Maybe that's what it generally when people express that sentiment,
it's because he's too powerful, Like he has no real weaknesses.
At the end of the day, nobody can like outpower
him like he just he always and he's like a
boy scout. He doesn't have like character flaws.
Speaker 7: Maybe that's why I think he's lame.
Speaker 5: Some people try to some toxic energy, so then.
Speaker 2: Interest in Superman, like sometimes people do interesting Superman by
writing it and like, Okay, his the most pressing about.
Speaker 3: Is what he chooses not to do. Because he could
dominate the earth and like take over like.
Speaker 4: You're basically making him sound like there is nobody who
can beat him, but.
Speaker 3: Like why.
Speaker 2: Because because, I mean, at the end of the day,
he can't, Like there's not multiple versions of him.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 2: He is basically as fast as a flash, so we
can get everywhere very fast. But you're right, I mean
that then you get to the questions like, Okay, what
so when he's like making out with Lois, he's just
like letting bad stuff happen that he could technically be stopping.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because he wants to make out, but he.
Speaker 3: Wants to be human.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's an alien who came and he's trying
to assimilate. He wants to have some sort of life.
Speaker 5: Nobody, nobody is safe from making out. Not even.
Speaker 2: That's his other weakness, making out, making out Lois, I
mean Lois for sure from Lois, dude, that's his Yeah,
that is in some ways, it's kryptonite.
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: Actually, one of the coolest Superman's that's been written was
for the Injustice video game, and they may have done
this in the comics as well, But basically, Joker Mind
controls Joker Mind controls Superman and.
Speaker 3: Gets him to kill Lois and then he wakes up
is what he's done, and he loses his mind and
he takes over the world.
Speaker 2: At that point he's like, Okay, I'm killing all the
bad guys, I'm killing you all, and I am taking over.
Speaker 3: Which I think one of the Batman Superman's played with.
Speaker 6: Just the comment from Scott and the chat doesn't need
to be repeated.
Speaker 2: Yeah he would destroy yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Look, Superman
having sex is funny to think about.
Speaker 5: You have to live with it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he can't.
Speaker 2: Really have sex with the human being, right, I don't
have to be I mean the level of control, yes,
which I guess you're right. He can like write with
a pencil and stuff, so he does have amount of control.
Speaker 9: This is This is all the strengthening the argument of
like why you should rather be Batman over Superman?
Speaker 6: Batman's just a regular.
Speaker 2: Dude, ill psycho. Yeah, nobody wants to be Batman?
Speaker 9: Is what is Superman? When he's not Superman, he's Clark
Kn't sitting there at a desk.
Speaker 6: He's like when he's not Badman, I got the best
of both worlds.
Speaker 8: Is Robin not the answer for Lamus Superhero either?
Speaker 2: Robin is why Robins the piece of evidence that proves
how weird Batman is. He takes in this orphaned boy, says,
you live with me. Now, I'm gonna train you to
fight petty criminals, and you in front of gunfire all
the time. Why could he just send him to school? Yeah,
to school.
Speaker 6: He asked him. He didn't want to.
Speaker 3: He doesn't have to be out there, do not. Robin
doesn't have to.
Speaker 2: Be out there too, deep in here fighting criminals.
Speaker 6: What he will he wanted.
Speaker 7: To be whatman's not forcing him?
Speaker 2: Tells me she wants another popsicle after dinner. I don't
give it to you.
Speaker 7: How old is Robin ten or eleven?
Speaker 5: It was like a.
Speaker 3: Chris O'donnald. Robin that's an adult.
Speaker 5: Chris O'donald is an adult in.
Speaker 3: The comic books.
Speaker 2: It's a kid that this billionaire who has not processed
the death of his parents at all, brings into his
home and has lives with him and trains to break
the legs of petty criminals.
Speaker 6: Okay, but want to kill the body. He was just
trying to be a role model to him, and this
is the only way he knows how to do it.
Speaker 3: That's because he's mentally broken, but place. I didn't say
anything about his heart. His heart is in the right
place in his mind. He's just a psychopath.
Speaker 4: Batman's the original blind Side.
Speaker 5: I want to give the credits Sandra.
Speaker 3: Bullock, but with deep coping issues.
Speaker 10: Oh wait, speaking of chair became Robin, you would also
be mentally ill if your parents got murdered in an alley.
Speaker 3: Okay, So all I'm going to say is, yes, that
is horrible, but that happens to people.
Speaker 4: It's horrible, but and they don't do things the same way.
Speaker 9: You reacting to it is a big part of like
how you react to it.
Speaker 7: It was okay, and he adopted.
Speaker 3: An orphan And I.
Speaker 4: Didn't realize that you thought had such passionate thoughts about
Batman one way or the other.
Speaker 2: But I love this suspended disbelief of Batman. He's super cool,
he's a human, He's got all the gadget you know,
he's he's planning for every eventuality, Like he has plans
to take out Superman and his utility belt.
Speaker 3: He has a piece of Kryptonite behind it, led ready
to go at all time.
Speaker 4: At the risk of like making this conversation last longer
than it needs we're here. Why I don't think I
know enough about Batman or Superman. So I'm sorry if
this is a dumb question. But why if they're both
good Batman and Superman, they're both good, they're both killing
bad guys.
Speaker 5: Why does Batman want to kill Superman?
Speaker 3: He doesn't.
Speaker 2: He's prepared for every eventuality. So Superman does go rogue
or go evil? He had they planned to kill s
got it? Which Dark Knight returns the old Frank Miller
comic does a really awesome job with that whole fight,
like that was.
Speaker 4: A really that was a really insisting answer, and I'm
proud of you, really, just you.
Speaker 5: You gave me a good one. Speaking of charity movie,
speaking of.
Speaker 2: Charity, really on every Justice League move member and their
weaknesses before we.
Speaker 5: Talk about Batman anymore.
Speaker 4: Speaking of charity, I just want to get a shout
out cause I don't want to forget. I feel like
maybe you're going and maybe you're not. There's a thing
this weekend that's really exciting.
Speaker 3: What is it for a ball? Oh no, I can't
going a wedding. I got the kids.
Speaker 4: It's a really cool fundraising event and Baton Rouge that
raises money for Companion Animal Alliance, So.
Speaker 5: I'm going it's really cool.
Speaker 4: So basically you get nominated to be on this council
to raise money, but your dog is kind of the fundraiser.
So like everybody creates these like social media accounts for
their dogs and they just it's a way.
Speaker 5: To raise money and have fun.
Speaker 4: But they get to bring the dogs and they walk
down a runway at the ball and it's really fun. Yeah,
So all the money and like this is a apparently
this time of year is a really big time of
year where people are like donating animals or not toning
bringing animals to shelters, and so Companion Animal Alliance is
an intake shelter, so they will take animals. So there's
lots of like kittens and all of that. So they're
just trying to take care of all the animals. But
I'm going to support Team Many. So if you have
not money and you want to, you can go to
fur ball dot a, fur ballbr dot org dot org. Huh,
and you can vote for anybody. But I'm going with Many,
and it's him. It's Many and Robert Harriman. So they
are a team raising money, but all the money goes
to a good place. So if you have some extra
dollars laying around you love animals.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think Guarantee's got a table.
Speaker 4: But again, it's kind of a fun one because it's
a little bit more relaxed. It's not like a hoity
toity ball. You know, there's animals running around.
Speaker 2: Uh here's the last thing that I'll say, because these
are the comic book story.
Speaker 7: Another little c shout out, like real quick.
Speaker 10: Steven Milam's also doing a thing where he donates money
for like every home run double head. So like during
the Texas Mississippi State Series he had three doubles in
one home run, so he donated four hundred dollars to
c a A.
Speaker 7: So that's pretty awesome.
Speaker 4: I mean c AA truly is. I mean, I know,
I'm trying to help them raise money, but they are
such a great organization and they're local, so it's cool
and so if.
Speaker 5: You have time go check it out.
Speaker 3: Oh that's it's it's local. I didn't realize that. Opinion
animal lines, Mattsie says he got his dog from CIA.
Speaker 5: Oh that's great.
Speaker 3: There you go. Yeah, I'm a big fan. Now, everybody
do what you want, but I am a.
Speaker 2: Big fan of when you get a dog rescue, but
do you know, help help help one out?
Speaker 3: But whatever, do your own thing. Okay.
Speaker 2: The only thing I'll say is that the new Superman movie,
I'm very intrigues because I've never seen a Superman movie
that I thought was good. But then again, I've never
really actually watched the originals, just sat down and watched him.
But James Gunn, the guy made the Guardians movies, which
are you know, pretty great. He he did two Side
Squad two. It's awesome, Peace paper. He's now in the
head of DC Penguin. He's not super creatively involved, but
again he's the guy that greenlit it and.
Speaker 3: Everything else anymore.
Speaker 2: I have not we have any because me and that's
one that me and Kaya actually want to watch together,
and she's been working every night, so we have been
able to line it up and I'm very excited.
Speaker 3: To keep watching the table working.
Speaker 2: The point is DC's on a bit of a heater
right now, and I'm feeling very bullish about this Superman movie.
Speaker 4: Really quick, because this is just related to not Batman
in midstream heads on the chat, I just wanted to
read this out loud, said the Saint Tammany Animal Shelter
is seventy percent over capacity right now. So if you
know anyone in that area that is looking for a companion,
that is the place to go.
Speaker 10: Also on Deno one War sorry, rest your rehome repeat
is also over So if you're out in the Denim area, Yeah,
I need a dog.
Speaker 5: Go get a dog. Springtime is great.
Speaker 6: To go get a dog.
Speaker 11: Yeah, Katie got a dog last year around this time
from the one the yellow Shoe one that's that's.
Speaker 7: Yeah, companion.
Speaker 4: And in Friends of the Animals a place in anyways,
there's a lot of cool places. This is a good
time to get an animal. Estelle has been really really
trying to convince us to get a cat. I never
ever had a cat, not in my entire life.
Speaker 5: I've always had dogs. They feel kind of hit.
Speaker 3: Or miss about a cat is clean the litter box,
but they're super chill dude.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but people who love their cats like love I.
Speaker 2: Know, Uh, he's a cool dude, but I hate I
do not miss clean the litter box at all at all.
Speaker 5: Can you get those like electric ones?
Speaker 2: There are fancy, fancy ones, but I worth it probably
kind of like it's like when you have a kid,
this snow is worth it.
Speaker 5: It was, you know, it's like worth it.
Speaker 3: I used the hell up out of that.
Speaker 4: So like it teaches your kid to sue themselves back
to sleep so you do not wake up.
Speaker 3: When they would start crying, it was like.
Speaker 5: They're in like a straight jacket and.
Speaker 3: A straight jacket.
Speaker 4: Very funny, you know those My kids were like sleeping
through the night by like six months, and then we
just never looked back.
Speaker 3: I feel like I kind of got.
Speaker 2: A little bit of diminishing returns with the snow, where
like first kid it was everything, Second kid, it was
a little lesson.
Speaker 5: I don't even know.
Speaker 8: I don't know if I'm not gonna sell.
Speaker 4: I feel like the point of this is I adopt
an animal.
Speaker 3: Do not adopt an orphan and make him fight.
Speaker 5: Cry an animal and make him fight crib.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I'm actually kind of into.
Speaker 7: That crime Fighting Dogs.
Speaker 6: Movie. What was the movie Airbud DC Bold? It was
an animated movie.
Speaker 3: Forget about Bolt.
Speaker 2: DC literally just had they had what they had a
movie with all of the superhero pets and it was great.
Speaker 3: It was great. Yes, it is great.
Speaker 7: I want to watch this movie now.
Speaker 3: I thought it's actually really good.
Speaker 2: Shout out Crypto the super Dog who's in the trailer
for the new Superman movie.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 5: All right, Taylor, when we.
Speaker 3: Get back, I'm gonna show you a video of the
most deviously horny man on the planet. So keep it
locked here.
Speaker 12: Off the bench, back from the break when the sports
talk gets real kind of off the bench and with
Hester and t.
Speaker 13: Bob that I'm trying to time it perfectly, and he goes,
what's happened?
Speaker 6: And then you were you hadn't even played the bump
the rejoint yet the right if you played the rejoint?
He said, what's happening again? Mike, Still, I don't.
Speaker 8: Know what's hap fifty man is trying to save street board.
Speaker 3: Straight up single by himself.
Speaker 7: I guess we're like not simpatico.
Speaker 6: Today.
Speaker 3: It's fine, it's all good, dude, it's a good Friday.
It's not good. Next.
Speaker 5: I told Alandra that she's she misses one single day
and y'all don't congratulate one.
Speaker 7: She told me that y'all didn't even bring it up.
Speaker 5: Didn't even bring it up.
Speaker 3: I feel that his coach at l sheet.
Speaker 8: That's insane about the president in future, not the past.
Speaker 2: I feel very comfortable in my supportive coach stream and then.
Speaker 5: A little surprised. She wasn't like you want to.
Speaker 6: Say any other show?
Speaker 5: No you do?
Speaker 4: Why I.
Speaker 13: That's what I was like, Okay, to be honest, you know, yes,
I knew that.
Speaker 5: They didn't even say that major like name one player
and did.
Speaker 13: You know that?
Speaker 7: Like I knew it.
Speaker 5: That sounds like you before.
Speaker 8: Laundre did mention it last week that it was about
to happen, going.
Speaker 4: To happen, and they announced it immediately once the game
was over, like a line, a.
Speaker 3: Little more toughness than a pot of work.
Speaker 10: I should have just had a trash can right here
that I could just lean over and vomited.
Speaker 3: Don't feel good, does it?
Speaker 11: Well?
Speaker 5: All that to.
Speaker 10: Say, powered through the same thing that you had whenever
you have his wallet?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, he brought his wallet.
Speaker 3: Doesn't feel good, does it? Girl?
Speaker 7: I don't really care.
Speaker 5: All this to say, shout out.
Speaker 4: Coach Strina, shout out both, shout out bad, you did this, wins,
you did it.
Speaker 2: Big time series going down in College Station this week
and on the road, Top five matchup, Go beat the
damn dirty Aggies?
Speaker 6: Do it?
Speaker 3: Uh? All right?
Speaker 2: We are going to talk a little masters here in
a second, but first video you can you there is
no way that I can prepare you for how deviously
horny the old man you're about to see is go and.
Speaker 3: Play the video we're doing without audio. It's at a Los.
Speaker 2: Angeles Dodgers It's at a Los Angeles Dodgers game. And
as you can see, classic Los Angeles fans, every Dodgers,
everything's gone.
Speaker 3: Two women are now fighting each other and they go
into town. I mean they're throwing haymakers, hammer fists, getting after.
Speaker 4: Doing.
Speaker 3: What is he doing?
Speaker 5: So in the middle of the fight, that was this
man who.
Speaker 3: Is dressed up like a postman.
Speaker 2: He has shorts on, he has a hard tuck into
his shorts. He has a super tight fade white Oakley
sunglasses like his style is.
Speaker 3: As repressed as his sexuality is.
Speaker 2: This man in the middle of this fight says, this
is my opportunity to do a drive by goosing, and
he bends over and he reaches underneath some between the
girl's legs and does a little crabclaw things. Discuss, Yes,
it's a salt if if I know, we say in life,
don't let opportunity pass you. By.
Speaker 3: But if that is your version of opportunity, that's criminal,
that is And look at his Look what a weird
looking guy.
Speaker 10: He also has like a clear bagmeditative.
Speaker 5: Oh my, I'm going to get in there.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I don't like that video that made
me okay, and I.
Speaker 2: Know this is kind of maybe a bit wrong to
talk about, but I don't even I'm even weirded out
by his technique of the assault. He didn't get like
a handful or anything like this. He did this weird
like little cramp claw pincer sort of thing.
Speaker 6: He's Italian, Yeah, in a little Italian. Also, where did
he come from?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 6: Where was heat? Then he's gone?
Speaker 3: It was it was just he he said, this is
my opportunity to do a little drive by goosey.
Speaker 6: Where is he now?
Speaker 3: Unbelievable, that's disgusting. It makes me.
Speaker 2: I don't like it at all. I mean, look, he's
probably getting fired, like maybe maybe he might get arrested.
Hopefully he deserves to get arrested.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, drive by goosing.
Speaker 11: Gosh, just the fight portion of that Every Dodgers game
I ever went to, there was seven.
Speaker 7: We can stop showing it now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't like, did I just man, what's his
end game?
Speaker 5: Is he all like like sharp haircut?
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying. He has a repressed energy to him.
Speaker 8: That is haircut.
Speaker 2: He's got an American He's got the neighbor from American Beauty.
Speaker 5: One of those haircuts I did.
Speaker 3: I had a full all right, I had a full
al right here.
Speaker 5: It was like such a strong like read that.
Speaker 3: It was so crazy. I had Tim Tebow was.
Speaker 4: Like Bob was it was It was really something.
Speaker 3: Dude, And you know you know, uh I mean is
he married?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he ran off back to his wife right
after that.
Speaker 3: That's bad. You want a little palate cleanser from that,
then give me.
Speaker 2: Give me the Dirk and Taylor Rooks video from nine
AM in the nine a m segment, because my god.
Speaker 3: These two are good looking.
Speaker 2: They got a new show coming out, and they seem
to have a lot of chemistry, a lot of Look at.
Speaker 3: Okay the computer.
Speaker 5: That was so musso codd like what just happened?
Speaker 3: Just hanging out fun, touching shoulders, touching legs. My favorite
tweets him yesterday was Dirk its home. Oh oh oh
oh it was funny. Oh tell me what she said,
I want to laugh. To tell me what she said.
I want to laugh too.
Speaker 7: The Lebron one when he's with.
Speaker 2: Bro like you know, uh, you know, Dirk got some
heat for that one at home. They look at a
little comfy, but then again those are two very good
look at people.
Speaker 3: Also, I ship tailored Dirk.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I wasn't here yesterday, but how ridiculous is it
that they had these shirts and like a whole tribute
video to Luca As if they didn't do that.
Speaker 3: Railed on?
Speaker 8: So I was gonna opened the show with it yesterday.
Speaker 3: Glad.
Speaker 2: I'm glad that they did it though, because it reinforced
everything we're trying to show, like because again I would
have not done except because what was going to happen
was just going to piss the crowd off because all
you did was remind them of what you ripped away
from them for no reason.
Speaker 3: And it did do that. It literally did that, like
they were it just made everybody.
Speaker 7: I know you already talked about it, but I didn't
get to.
Speaker 10: I love that we're bringing public shaming back a little
bit because Nico Harrison one hundred percent deserves to get public.
Speaker 7: He was weirdly.
Speaker 4: Standing in like the tunnel and everyone's like doing the thing,
and he's just he.
Speaker 10: Should just like not show his face anymore. Maybe let
the job go. You ruined the team, you ruined the legacy.
Speaker 6: It just no, y'all just don't see the vision yet.
Speaker 3: I thought, yeah, I thought it was.
Speaker 6: We hear what understand?
Speaker 2: Okay, So I said yesterday morning that you know, he
should be paraded through the streets of kings Landing, Shame, shame,
the rock vegetables. But then I had the revelation that
like that's what that was. Yeah, like that.
Speaker 3: Was a modern day tarring and feathering.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like he had to sit there and take an
entire packed house of what twenty thous I don't know. However,
many people are in that building all funneling all of
their energy into hating him.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Oh she funny what she saying. I want to left too,
Damn her, damn good luck.
Speaker 2: This guy said the way, my ass would be in
trouble coming back home. With the screenshot of.
Speaker 3: Him doing the self, I hope it was fun. Dr
oh god, had a good time in.
Speaker 2: The game, because uh, you and the doghouse, mate, big
doghouse eve feet tall.
Speaker 5: Big dog house when she huge doghouse.
Speaker 8: When she with Joe Burrow like an picture, everybody's like.
Speaker 4: A pretty girl about to say this is the deal though, y'all.
Y'all are like talking about how much trouble he's in.
That was like the most innocent video I've ever seen
in my life, Like show we do so so it's
because she's pretty, and everyone's like, ooh a selfie.
Speaker 5: We do that all the time.
Speaker 2: I don't disagree, but y'all are being naive if you
think there are not a lot of partners who would
be upset about that.
Speaker 3: I here being super nice video.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying all instance is no, I would watch
that and be like, oh, they take shoulder.
Speaker 5: All the time there, what do we do?
Speaker 3: Look, don't talk to me about it.
Speaker 4: No, I just think I'm following up what Lander said. Yes,
there's a pretty girl involved. Everybody's like, oh, he's in trouble.
Speaker 5: Like he's just living his life.
Speaker 4: He's literally just being in public with a woman is
being in public, and suddenly it's a big thing.
Speaker 8: I don't know what the selfie was because he was
for like the clo.
Speaker 4: There's obviously like a like a planned situation. They have
a show together.
Speaker 5: What are about?
Speaker 3: Look man?
Speaker 5: Well, it goes back to the Joe Burrow pictures.
Speaker 4: What made me think of I am it's just Joe
Burrow and her sitting next to each other being good looking.
Speaker 5: That's literally it like this.
Speaker 3: Hasn't been a Hollywood tale as all as time though
when you get to people together, were always like, are
they dating?
Speaker 5: I'm just allowed to have an opinion about.
Speaker 4: But my opinion is that picture specifically of Joe and her,
they're just sitting at a table, not touching. I don't
even know if they're talking, but they're just both very
good looking.
Speaker 5: And everyone was like, oh.
Speaker 6: Look at that having on the internet.
Speaker 3: No they are.
Speaker 2: I think Taylor and Joe absolutely banged it out. I
mean maybe they did.
Speaker 5: Know, but that's what thinks.
Speaker 2: What I do one d think though, is I'm glad
that you're an involved human being. But a lot of
people would be getting some questions from their wife when
they got home. Bottom line, I'm okay, then why did
those tweets women?
Speaker 3: Then?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 3: Okay, why did the tweets that are read go viral?
Speaker 5: They're all men? Because it's funny, funny. It's always think.
Speaker 4: I don't think it's this No, I Taylor, I know,
I'm just making it, making it deep. I'm just saying
all those comments you're seeing are from men assuming women
feel that way.
Speaker 5: Okay, laundro and I the only two women in this room.
Speaker 6: There's your there's your picture.
Speaker 5: That you're definitely going home together.
Speaker 3: They look like they look like they're vibing hard.
Speaker 7: Dude, I guess.
Speaker 5: They look like they're something across from them said.
Speaker 9: He's got his arm kind of casual is looking like
directly across from him.
Speaker 6: Who don't know.
Speaker 4: All I'm saying is that the two women that are
in this room with you right now, which is really
all the sample you have in this room, we're both.
Speaker 3: Like, that's cool, man. I don't look.
Speaker 5: You're making evolved. You're you're you're telling all the women
that they're not evolved.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine. I'm just you know, I just think
I'm right.
Speaker 5: You just read those things, and so now you believe them.
Speaker 3: No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 2: I think a lot of guys would get from the wife.
Speaker 4: No. No, A lot of guys are saying they would,
but they don't.
Speaker 5: They're just making an assumption. Or do you see where
I'm going, Like, are you not following?
Speaker 3: You know? I I just yeah, I just disagree at
the day trouble, I don't agree.
Speaker 5: You do a lot of selfies with people.
Speaker 2: I mean, no, I ain't gonna like I'm gonna air
out in person, but I'm just like, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: This is a pointless conversation to have y'all.
Speaker 4: To like you said aloud, to have those selfie moments.
You know, we take selfies together. I think Dirks will
take a fun selfie.
Speaker 3: I think so too. I think so too. I hope, so,
I hope. I believe we.
Speaker 5: Should go see where the selfie is and even see
what it is. It's probably so funny.
Speaker 3: So I don't know.
Speaker 2: Look again, I'm not gonna sit here and argue it.
But whatever it is, what it is. Shout out Dirk
and Taylor. I hope you all start dating because I
love you two together together.
Speaker 3: Yeah a ship Dirk and Taylor.
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Speaker 11: Okay, Laundra for sure, Laundre in the is in her
bag today on this playlist?
Speaker 8: Can you say, is there a way to save this
and send this to you?
Speaker 7: I can make the you know sometimes can we do
that today?
Speaker 6: This is so many years this is popular. When I
was in so seventh.
Speaker 8: Grade, this came on the rated.
Speaker 11: We were traveling down to Metay last weekend for baseball
and it came on the radio, and Katie and I
just found us like we're driving, We're singing like everyone
and I'm like looking in the back, I'm like, oh
my god.
Speaker 3: The kids are in the back of their car.
Speaker 6: So long.
Speaker 8: So it wasn't like, uh, the radio.
Speaker 9: So the two thousand and eight LSU baseball team that
won the Natty under Manderry listen to this song.
Speaker 3: Before every game, right.
Speaker 6: I wonder if this before everything day.
Speaker 2: I wonder if the if the players that you n
c when Lil Wayne went and visited the other day,
if they truly appreciated.
Speaker 3: It was just what they had.
Speaker 11: But I think he's one of those ones that still
can stand up with any generation.
Speaker 3: No, no, I agree, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 8: You're saying, like to the extent.
Speaker 3: That we would.
Speaker 7: I have seen Lil Wayne live. He sucked.
Speaker 5: I can see that. I can see that.
Speaker 7: It was not a fun show.
Speaker 11: I mean I had like the last couple of years,
it's gone down here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I could definitely see that. To be fair, it's probably.
Speaker 5: Oh no, well, I was thinking about fifty cent.
Speaker 4: I feel like he I kind of put him not
musically in the same but like same body shape as
like Nelly.
Speaker 7: Like.
Speaker 3: Is it not?
Speaker 5: I guess.
Speaker 4: Going is is that I saw Nelly one time, y'all,
and when I tell you, he ran from like he's
singing or rapping, and he's like he ran from one
side of this like square stage to the other.
Speaker 5: And y'all, that man hit hands on his knee, hand
reading like that.
Speaker 2: He's like the woman in the popes or the woman
in the meme leaned over like that.
Speaker 8: That's what it was like.
Speaker 6: Jake low Wayne's forty two.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I figure I knew.
Speaker 5: Older was honestly.
Speaker 11: Much than I saw as someone that is coming up
on that here in less than a month.
Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, it jumps on your back. It gets everybody.
Speaker 5: I thought he was older than that.
Speaker 11: But I tell you what, Garth Brooks, I've seen him
in concert at the time, the one that man will
run from corner to corner all show long.
Speaker 8: I'm not hating on Garth.
Speaker 3: He's not in the best shape.
Speaker 2: He's conditionedbby that he's conditioned reflected, but he's well condied.
Speaker 8: You take a deep breath, the whole deal. But you
know you like go ahead.
Speaker 10: I was just gonna say, like, you know how like
if you're running and you're trying to talk to somebody,
you sound like you're like up.
Speaker 8: The stairs and I'm having a conversation.
Speaker 2: But also you can also have people though that are
like incredible at cardio, but the body don't look great.
Speaker 3: It's maybe they're like lifting or something like.
Speaker 6: Your Jim junkie. You look jacked, but you can't.
Speaker 3: It goes both ways.
Speaker 7: I've seen Garth twice, amazing show.
Speaker 8: Both times i've seen.
Speaker 3: I've had fun at rap concerts.
Speaker 8: I don't even like country like that, but rap live.
Speaker 2: Seems harder to make good maybe than some other genres.
Speaker 7: I think Lil Wayne is the only rapper i've seen live,
so I don't.
Speaker 4: Know for a fact, but thought Kendrick Lamar and he
was incredible.
Speaker 5: He's probably the best show I've ever seen in mine.
Speaker 6: I've never been a rap concert.
Speaker 5: But it was a.
Speaker 4: Small venue like and it was like he didn't have
to run around. It wasn't like he wasn't performing like
a big thing.
Speaker 12: Like.
Speaker 4: We were in a small venue in New Orleans, so
he just like was on a stage.
Speaker 2: It was very intimate when we started off the bench
Monday and Thursday night we used to do UH one
of the shows at the Varsity, the Thursday night show.
And after we UH finished at Varsity one time like, hey,
you want to come back stage to the concert wherever
we got this guy who's a Kendrick Lamar.
Speaker 3: I'm okay, No, I'm good, I'm tired. I'm gonna go home,
and I'll be damned if not.
Speaker 2: Like a year later, I was obsessed with Kendrick Lamar
completely blew it.
Speaker 11: I've got a question to kind of tie it back
into the Masters a little bit.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, we never talked about them.
Speaker 11: Because we never We never got there when I was
having this conversation with e J yesterday.
Speaker 8: So if like you win the Masters, like golfs.
Speaker 11: An individual sport, right, and if you win the Masters,
there's got to be like this feeling of a little
bit of a I'm an ultimate badass like this as individual.
Speaker 8: You know, just the the energy.
Speaker 11: You would get from that, you get to go for life,
You get to go to the meals, that's all So
individual sports, what do y'all think would be the best feeling? Like,
what would you have to win to be Okay, I
am the man. No, no, I'm talking about any individual sport.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 11: I still think I have one that I think tops
the mask because even if like even okay.
Speaker 2: So tennis, no, yeah, I guess wimbled say I'm slightly
above the other.
Speaker 6: Yeah, pretty good as well.
Speaker 11: For me, it's winning the one hundred meters dash in
the Olympics. I'm the fastest in the world.
Speaker 3: Because here's the deal.
Speaker 11: Not everybody can get in a NASCAR in corners of
the world, not everybody can afford golf and corners of
the world tennis.
Speaker 8: Everybody can run.
Speaker 11: It's a very every human can run the summer faster
than others, obviously, but every human for the most part.
That's an I think one hundred meters dash though, to
say I'm the fastest MF for in this.
Speaker 8: Entire world, and it's pretty true because they'll find.
Speaker 3: You if you can run, has to be.
Speaker 2: The World headweight Championship is also up there, but weight classes,
like Jake is right in that you are you are
quite literally the only being on the planet. That's crazy
to think about it, like you're saying Bolt was Yeah,
like that guy for it.
Speaker 11: And I don't think I don't think there was another
human found or not found, that could beat him in
a race.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 8: I truly believe he was the fastest human being in
the world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, on the planet. That's a good point. I think you.
Speaker 2: I did not start that conversation thinking you were going
to find something better than the Masters, and we started talking.
Speaker 11: Now you're actually I'm just sitting there thinking, like man
to say, nobody can beat me running?
Speaker 3: You actually did.
Speaker 2: Okay, Rivers, what's going on in Louisiana Sports sudden that
right now? As far as the Masters goes, You got
a couple of pieces up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so our SEC writer Chris Marler, he is doing
an update every day of the se C players who
are in the Masters.
Speaker 5: But he wrote, you know, he did the update.
Speaker 4: He made a graphic, So if you haven't been to
our social media, the graphic is up there you can
check out all the SEC players. But the biggest story
yesterday wasn't even who did the best, like who came
out on top. It was who did the worst, and
that was Nick Dunlap from Alabama.
Speaker 8: Uh, I mean just ended.
Speaker 4: So he finished his day at plus eighteen plus eighteen number. Look,
I'm not saying we probably okay, we would probably go
out to Augusta. Probably wouldn't even touch that. But if
you're qualifying, if you're if you are qualifying to be
at Augusta at the Masters, I think going plus eighteen
might be harder than not.
Speaker 5: Like, if you're qualified to be, if you're that good
that you're there to.
Speaker 3: Get there, Yes, I see where you're getting.
Speaker 4: And he managed so, and Chris wrote and he managed
to do without a single three putt like he like, oh, so.
Speaker 3: He was just consistently bogeying every single hole.
Speaker 4: It was like plus eighteen. So the next what the
next well you looked up.
Speaker 6: The full offer was.
Speaker 4: Plus plus eight so like oh and the next so
the next let's say, the next SEC player was plus
seven like it just is.
Speaker 3: Group had to be like brouh, he's getting.
Speaker 5: Hit up in the group chat.
Speaker 3: You are taken forever right now.
Speaker 5: Which is so there's that. I don't know if you
all talked about this.
Speaker 4: This is not part of our site, but it was
one of my very favorite things. Every single year about
the Masters is the par three challenge stuff that happens
the day before, and like the little kid stuff.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, give me a little kid in a
caddy outfit?
Speaker 6: Yeah that is we didn't.
Speaker 5: The little kids.
Speaker 7: They mentioned that.
Speaker 2: The caddy out the caddy outfit specifically on the little
kids kids?
Speaker 3: Did I love the caddy?
Speaker 5: I agree? I agree, it is so cute.
Speaker 4: And then and then that little girl when she made
the putt, it was McRoy mclory' daughter, that's right, And
and like the best part is she like barely, she
barely taps it, and everyone's like all right, and then
like Lowery's in the background kind of like, oh wait wait,
and then he does the bend down and he's like
trying to like look at it.
Speaker 2: And credit to the announcers for knowing the greens because
when she hit it, everyone was like not I would
have thought like, okay, whatever, but they were immediately like, oh,
that's got a chance. She literally just blew on the ball.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: She was so ute, and she honestly didn't even like
she got scared. She did it, and she was like
then like was it Lowry's daughter maybe, or was it
her you came up and like was like you did it,
and she's like, let's just show the video when we
get back.
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Speaker 13: Talent?
Speaker 3: You tell it, Okay, because yours was. I thought both
y'alls were perfect.
Speaker 7: Yeah, you tell it what it is.
Speaker 5: Ok You just tell it what you like.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and you tell it like I like this.
Speaker 8: Yeah, who's done in here? I saw Launders Rivers.
Speaker 3: Looked very good as well. I didn't think they got
your face.
Speaker 4: Necessarily, but no, they don't know your face, so it
just is they know your hair color, like Okay, Oh.
Speaker 2: It doesn't look I thought you put pictures of your
show at the top.
Speaker 4: So I did not put pictures of myself as oh
you did it.
Speaker 3: That.
Speaker 5: Maybe they just did blown hair.
Speaker 7: Maybe I don't know what.
Speaker 5: I gave me a lot of marine.
Speaker 3: Uh, you're being so meanier before laundry, it looked great.
I agree.
Speaker 7: I just like the legs are a little thick in it.
Speaker 3: It's good anyway.
Speaker 4: Well, I think that my well, if it did the opposite.
Mom was like, I'm about to give you abs you
do not have, and that's almost a little more offensive,
to be honest. It's like one time I went to
get a spray TND and I was just trying to
get a regular SPRAYTND.
Speaker 7: She gave me.
Speaker 5: When I left, I realized she had spray tanned abs
on me. What great, that's kind of like that didn't
ask for that. Thank you.
Speaker 9: That's like he shaved his like hair on his stomach
or what everything.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it looked like except and you know what, it
looked great, valor.
Speaker 3: Stolen? Get it? How you came.
Speaker 2: You enjoy all your cottage cheese and no pizza and
I'm just gonna get spray tand no, that's.
Speaker 3: I'm in. Asked the bench.
Speaker 2: Would you rather win the Masters but always come in
last with playing with friends or always beat your friends?
Speaker 3: I mean yeah, because.
Speaker 9: Even even if I came in last, guys, I won
the last.
Speaker 6: It's just a bad.
Speaker 3: Guys.
Speaker 2: Hey, sorry, I'm going to Scottie Scheffler's dinner when we
get back.
Speaker 7: You wont here.
Speaker 3: I got a green jacket, agreed.
Speaker 5: The A and M player with the green jacket. You
all talked about that. The guy that.
Speaker 4: Walked off for A and M last night their celebration
thing was a green jacket.
Speaker 3: That's pretty.
Speaker 4: He's like when he's wearing one of those brath things
that like checks your all your like data. It's an
Enquirer wearing a promist wear it.
Speaker 7: LSU wears them.
Speaker 5: I mean they really get.
Speaker 3: Al right, guys, we love you. We'll see you on Monday.
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