WEBVTT 1 00:00:13.640 --> 00:00:16.480 Hello, everybody, Welcome back to the fire Escape Cast. It 2 00:00:16.600 --> 00:00:20.600 is episode eighty six. It is almost August. It's hot 3 00:00:20.600 --> 00:00:22.879 as fuck here. It's really annoying. I don't want to 4 00:00:22.879 --> 00:00:24.679 start talking about the weather right away because it's boring. 5 00:00:25.199 --> 00:00:27.399 Simpletons talk about the weather. But it's really fucking hot 6 00:00:27.440 --> 00:00:29.760 and I'm sick of it. Anyway. I'm Mike Mahardy here. 7 00:00:29.760 --> 00:00:31.280 As always with Dan Riikert. 8 00:00:31.280 --> 00:00:33.479 You gotta say ah to marry and then immediately pivot 9 00:00:33.479 --> 00:00:35.000 to something really interesting, because he blew it with the 10 00:00:35.000 --> 00:00:38.880 weather thing up top. All right, Mary and Mary kish woo. 11 00:00:39.719 --> 00:00:41.920 Someone broke into my house last night and kissed me 12 00:00:42.000 --> 00:00:46.439 right on the mouth, the. 13 00:00:46.399 --> 00:00:48.759 Weather man, and he was like, it's going to be 14 00:00:48.840 --> 00:00:49.960 a hot one today. 15 00:00:50.079 --> 00:00:51.840 Boys. That's how I get my weather. 16 00:00:51.920 --> 00:00:54.520 And then here. 17 00:00:53.640 --> 00:00:55.640 I don't get apps anymore. I pay a weatherman sneak 18 00:00:55.679 --> 00:00:58.200 in and go. It's why you be overcast. 19 00:00:58.479 --> 00:00:59.679 You made the weather interesting. 20 00:01:00.640 --> 00:01:07.079 Excellent, bring up park everywhere you go. Some mornings leave, 21 00:01:07.159 --> 00:01:10.640 some mornings. He sticks around and Amanda, you know, uh, 22 00:01:11.120 --> 00:01:13.200 you know what they you know, quote unquote tag team 23 00:01:13.239 --> 00:01:16.840 the weather man. What do you mean there's no double entendre. 24 00:01:17.000 --> 00:01:18.719 We just we wreck him together. 25 00:01:19.120 --> 00:01:20.159 And what context. 26 00:01:20.959 --> 00:01:23.799 We just rock his world sexually. 27 00:01:24.319 --> 00:01:26.439 Oh okay, I see, okay, cool. 28 00:01:26.280 --> 00:01:29.159 Yeah, thunder, here's some thunder for you. 29 00:01:30.519 --> 00:01:33.040 Cast and stormy. 30 00:01:33.480 --> 00:01:35.719 This trip so light right at the end. 31 00:01:36.159 --> 00:01:37.439 Oh yeah, yeah, that's good. 32 00:01:39.959 --> 00:01:41.840 Like, how are you two? 33 00:01:42.920 --> 00:01:43.760 How are yours too? 34 00:01:44.040 --> 00:01:45.040 I said, how are you too? 35 00:01:45.480 --> 00:01:48.359 Oh? I'm good. I'm doing all right? 36 00:01:48.719 --> 00:01:50.400 Are three in the morning? 37 00:01:50.719 --> 00:01:53.879 My weatherman? Three ss we knew foursomes. We're very progressive, the. 38 00:01:53.920 --> 00:01:55.879 Weather man and the sports anchor, the. 39 00:01:55.959 --> 00:01:58.400 Entire weather department of the Star Tribune here. We we 40 00:01:58.480 --> 00:02:00.400 have over every week. So yeah, it's it's a good 41 00:02:00.400 --> 00:02:02.599 time here. 42 00:02:03.159 --> 00:02:03.480 I love. 43 00:02:03.519 --> 00:02:06.319 The idea is that the more progressive just means more 44 00:02:06.359 --> 00:02:07.480 people in your orgy. 45 00:02:09.639 --> 00:02:11.680 Well, and we support print media. I'm not having like 46 00:02:11.800 --> 00:02:15.719 website meteorologists over here. We're supporting the newspapers meteorology department 47 00:02:15.719 --> 00:02:17.439 by having sex with them. 48 00:02:17.560 --> 00:02:20.960 Oh I was thinking, like broadcast local news team, you're 49 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:22.120 going on to school print. 50 00:02:22.400 --> 00:02:24.560 That's too new media. There's a local news. 51 00:02:24.759 --> 00:02:26.599 There's a lot of tweed in your orgies. 52 00:02:27.199 --> 00:02:29.639 Tweet Oh yeah, yeah, patches, a lot of shoulder patches. 53 00:02:29.759 --> 00:02:33.879 Yeah yeah, yeah, Mary is just all streamers. I probably 54 00:02:33.919 --> 00:02:38.840 shouldn't say that, do they have weather streamers. Well, I 55 00:02:38.879 --> 00:02:42.039 just saw twisters, so I know there are weather YouTubers. 56 00:02:42.439 --> 00:02:42.759 Oh. 57 00:02:42.960 --> 00:02:45.639 I do think there are people that observe the weather, 58 00:02:45.719 --> 00:02:50.719 but I don't think there's meteorologists that stream on the. 59 00:02:50.759 --> 00:02:54.879 Rag observe the weather. Like the streamers just them look 60 00:02:54.879 --> 00:03:00.680 at the sky, but it's kind of blue, kind of gray. 61 00:02:58.319 --> 00:03:01.039 That I've got a green screen wall. Why don't I 62 00:03:01.080 --> 00:03:03.919 become a twitch meteorologist that's like totally unaccredited. 63 00:03:04.479 --> 00:03:06.919 It's like Rob Andleery's audition tape that he. 64 00:03:06.879 --> 00:03:12.800 Has unaccredited Meteorology is a funny uh side gig. 65 00:03:13.000 --> 00:03:14.080 All right, that's a good gimick. 66 00:03:14.360 --> 00:03:18.280 It can't be any worse than what fucking Apple weather 67 00:03:18.400 --> 00:03:20.479 tells me every day. It has not been right once 68 00:03:20.520 --> 00:03:20.919 this year. 69 00:03:21.319 --> 00:03:24.120 I had a thing about all meteorology and weather men 70 00:03:24.439 --> 00:03:29.319 like more women. It's really inaccurate, and we just agree 71 00:03:29.479 --> 00:03:31.960 that that's the normal, and so we don't do anything 72 00:03:32.039 --> 00:03:33.560 about it. I think any of us could be a 73 00:03:33.599 --> 00:03:36.919 weather person and be like, it might rain tomorrow. There's 74 00:03:36.960 --> 00:03:38.560 like a twenty percent chance, and if it does, you're 75 00:03:38.599 --> 00:03:39.960 like I said, there was a small chance, and if 76 00:03:39.960 --> 00:03:41.759 it doesn't, you're like I said, it was a small chance, 77 00:03:41.919 --> 00:03:43.960 and you could just get away with being really bad 78 00:03:43.960 --> 00:03:45.879 at your job and no one would be the wiser. 79 00:03:46.199 --> 00:03:49.960 The pseudoscience, it's like chiropractors and people who think the 80 00:03:50.039 --> 00:03:53.319 Earth is spherical. I don't buy any of that. I 81 00:03:53.360 --> 00:03:54.000 won't have it. 82 00:03:55.520 --> 00:03:58.479 Do you think it's more important to be accurate and 83 00:03:58.520 --> 00:04:00.759 good at predicting weather or as good at being on 84 00:04:00.840 --> 00:04:03.360 camera and work a green screen and know where you're pointing. 85 00:04:03.599 --> 00:04:07.039 Based on all of the meteorologists I see who go viral, 86 00:04:07.199 --> 00:04:10.520 it's really important that you have a big fat cake, 87 00:04:11.159 --> 00:04:14.280 and it doesn't matter what you say about the weather 88 00:04:14.400 --> 00:04:16.040 owl wild? 89 00:04:16.160 --> 00:04:17.879 Wait what context are their cakes? 90 00:04:18.399 --> 00:04:21.800 Oh god, it's slang for a really nice butt. 91 00:04:22.279 --> 00:04:26.800 You got? The weather thing is? But I think she's 92 00:04:26.839 --> 00:04:31.399 talking about I haven't watched a weather report in years. 93 00:04:31.399 --> 00:04:33.079 I have no idea what's going on over there now. 94 00:04:33.319 --> 00:04:35.839 Every time I see the weather reports, it's always some 95 00:04:35.959 --> 00:04:38.199 like smoking hot lady with a huge. 96 00:04:37.879 --> 00:04:40.000 Shelf, shelf and cake. 97 00:04:40.240 --> 00:04:49.720 I'm behind on the terms. The kids use trolley term toolley. 98 00:04:50.360 --> 00:04:53.759 Okay, her flappers were hanging, you know what I mean 99 00:04:54.079 --> 00:04:56.759 of our boobs? Not anymore? 100 00:04:57.639 --> 00:04:58.439 What else could they be? 101 00:04:58.519 --> 00:04:59.000 But chets? 102 00:04:59.279 --> 00:05:01.959 Her lower flap birds they don't. 103 00:05:01.959 --> 00:05:03.480 I think you're trying to get me with that one. 104 00:05:04.839 --> 00:05:07.120 I feel like I've heard people say cake, never heard 105 00:05:07.160 --> 00:05:08.120 shelf until now. 106 00:05:08.560 --> 00:05:10.120 If you want to be if you want to be cool, 107 00:05:10.879 --> 00:05:13.360 next time you're you jump into a Giant Bomb video, 108 00:05:13.439 --> 00:05:16.439 say what's up, Sliz? 109 00:05:17.639 --> 00:05:18.120 What's that? 110 00:05:18.800 --> 00:05:20.279 Don't worry, but the kids will know what you mean. 111 00:05:20.319 --> 00:05:21.800 All those kids that watch Giant Bomb. 112 00:05:22.240 --> 00:05:23.199 I know about the skibbity. 113 00:05:23.240 --> 00:05:27.560 Now, Yeah, there's skibbity, there's slizz, there's Cake, the shelf. 114 00:05:28.079 --> 00:05:29.800 I'm afraid to say sliz because I don't know what 115 00:05:29.839 --> 00:05:31.600 it means. I don't know what skibbity means either, But. 116 00:05:31.759 --> 00:05:35.160 He just said you've got it now skibbity. 117 00:05:34.800 --> 00:05:36.360 Well, I know, I just know it's a term. I 118 00:05:36.399 --> 00:05:39.199 don't know. I've never heard of sliz until a minute ago. 119 00:05:40.560 --> 00:05:44.519 And probles, you're making stuff up? 120 00:05:44.959 --> 00:05:45.920 What's the probles? 121 00:05:47.120 --> 00:05:48.120 Is the problem? 122 00:05:48.360 --> 00:05:48.680 Probably? 123 00:05:48.879 --> 00:05:52.319 Oh? Going on? 124 00:05:53.600 --> 00:05:54.240 What's that one? 125 00:05:54.959 --> 00:05:55.600 Now? Going on? 126 00:05:57.560 --> 00:06:04.639 Oh I'm not I'm not doing that. Fraggle down and fraggle. 127 00:06:04.759 --> 00:06:09.439 They say, uh huh, this is great radio. 128 00:06:09.839 --> 00:06:12.160 Yes, yes, us trying. 129 00:06:12.560 --> 00:06:13.879 How was Twisters? Was it good? 130 00:06:14.319 --> 00:06:17.399 I liked it a lot? I mean, you go see Twisters, 131 00:06:17.480 --> 00:06:19.560 you kind of know what to expect, where you just 132 00:06:19.639 --> 00:06:21.240 want it to be the fun you know, you want 133 00:06:21.319 --> 00:06:24.160 some likable characters chasing tornadoes around and fun stuff happening, 134 00:06:24.160 --> 00:06:25.879 and like that's basically exactly what the movie was. It 135 00:06:25.920 --> 00:06:28.759 was similar, i'd say, to just the tone and just 136 00:06:28.839 --> 00:06:32.560 vibe of the first one, but a different story, different characters. 137 00:06:32.560 --> 00:06:34.680 They you know, there's some things that are definitely modernized 138 00:06:34.680 --> 00:06:38.240 where it's like he's a tornado wrangler YouTuber Glenn Powell is, 139 00:06:38.480 --> 00:06:40.079 and then it's like, you know, it's like a group 140 00:06:40.079 --> 00:06:42.279 of kids doing like science projects and trying to like 141 00:06:42.399 --> 00:06:45.199 use new technology to like map tornadoes and stuff. Can 142 00:06:45.199 --> 00:06:48.319 I can I tell you a Twister spoiler? If I no? No, 143 00:06:48.439 --> 00:06:53.079 okay wait the original no Twisters, No fuck off, It 144 00:06:53.279 --> 00:06:56.160 just came out, okay, okay, okay, fair enough, fair enough. 145 00:06:56.160 --> 00:06:58.560 I can't agree with such earnestness. 146 00:06:58.720 --> 00:07:01.000 I took Grub was very excited to hear it, and 147 00:07:01.040 --> 00:07:03.160 I said it today I'm Blake Club, and the whole 148 00:07:03.240 --> 00:07:05.439 chat was like, oh, I'm more excited to see it now. 149 00:07:05.480 --> 00:07:09.519 We are not Grub. This is not Blake Club. Sick 150 00:07:09.560 --> 00:07:12.879 of hearing about both of those fuckers, shut up about them. 151 00:07:13.199 --> 00:07:16.240 Stop talking about Blake Clubs. Stop talking about the round 152 00:07:16.279 --> 00:07:19.519 Earth kisses mic cof. 153 00:07:21.079 --> 00:07:28.120 Oh, I liked the First Twister back in Classic that 154 00:07:28.199 --> 00:07:31.959 was that was also summer blockbuster, right, Yeah, I'm glad. 155 00:07:31.720 --> 00:07:33.680 To hear it was that way outside of Kansas because 156 00:07:33.759 --> 00:07:36.240 there I did start to question recently about like, oh, 157 00:07:36.279 --> 00:07:37.639 is that just huge because I was in Kansas and 158 00:07:37.639 --> 00:07:40.040 we all knew tornadoes. But like, no, it sounds like 159 00:07:40.040 --> 00:07:40.839 got people liked it too. 160 00:07:41.639 --> 00:07:43.279 Correct me if I'm wrong. That's the movie, right where 161 00:07:43.319 --> 00:07:46.439 a stop sign flies through the air and behead someone. Right, 162 00:07:46.480 --> 00:07:47.120 because the wind. 163 00:07:47.079 --> 00:07:48.399 Something behead someone. 164 00:07:49.079 --> 00:07:53.680 No, Rich Twister, there's like a cow that goes around 165 00:07:53.839 --> 00:07:55.079 and then it goes round again. 166 00:07:55.199 --> 00:07:59.560 What's her name, Helen Hunt, Jamie Gerty. I'm confused, Hoffmann, 167 00:08:01.199 --> 00:08:01.959 I'm confusing. 168 00:08:02.560 --> 00:08:04.040 That sounds like a final destination thing. 169 00:08:04.360 --> 00:08:06.199 No, I mean, I don't think it shows the beheading, 170 00:08:07.399 --> 00:08:08.879 but it definitely hurts somebody. 171 00:08:08.959 --> 00:08:11.040 It's been forever. I don't know. I don't remember a 172 00:08:11.079 --> 00:08:12.439 lot of death in the first Twister. 173 00:08:14.000 --> 00:08:15.040 That cow's probably dead. 174 00:08:15.480 --> 00:08:19.879 The so they have an explosion of a truck because 175 00:08:19.879 --> 00:08:23.120 there's competing people that are also storm chasers and they 176 00:08:23.160 --> 00:08:25.279 get too close and they get sucked up and then 177 00:08:25.319 --> 00:08:29.319 they like the whole truck explodes and so it's presumed dead. 178 00:08:29.720 --> 00:08:32.480 Carry always the Princess bride. Like he's the leader. He's 179 00:08:32.480 --> 00:08:34.519 the bad guye of the Tornado movie. That's yeah, he's 180 00:08:34.519 --> 00:08:35.480 worse than the tornadoes. 181 00:08:36.120 --> 00:08:38.559 Oh I thought he's like the voice of the Tornadoes. 182 00:08:39.080 --> 00:08:40.679 Yeah, it's like a Pixar Tornado. 183 00:08:40.919 --> 00:08:43.519 Glenn Cowell's like the hot thing right now. 184 00:08:44.000 --> 00:08:46.360 Yeah. Yeah, it seems like he's just popping up and everything. 185 00:08:46.399 --> 00:08:48.679 Bunk and I watched that Hitman movie on Netflix recently 186 00:08:48.720 --> 00:08:51.679 that was really good. Net top Gun this like. 187 00:08:52.000 --> 00:08:55.399 We just watched Anyone but You him and Sidney Sweeney. 188 00:08:55.720 --> 00:08:57.679 Can you confirm something? I mean, I don't think he 189 00:08:57.799 --> 00:08:59.799 was lying. This just sounds like a crazy scene. So 190 00:08:59.799 --> 00:09:02.720 I saw Twisters with Ben Hanson and Bank and Hanson 191 00:09:02.799 --> 00:09:04.960 we were talking about this and he saw Anyone but 192 00:09:05.039 --> 00:09:07.080 You and said, there's a part where he gets a 193 00:09:07.120 --> 00:09:09.200 spider on him and he freaks out and he gets 194 00:09:09.279 --> 00:09:12.799 naked and then he like goat sees himself like spreads 195 00:09:12.799 --> 00:09:15.360 his asshole open next to like a bunch of people 196 00:09:15.399 --> 00:09:17.039 on the beach and ask them to look inside his 197 00:09:17.080 --> 00:09:18.159 asshole for a spider. 198 00:09:18.679 --> 00:09:20.879 Uh, the first half was correct, but no, he asked 199 00:09:20.919 --> 00:09:24.759 Sidney Sweeney specifically look for the spider and just one person. Okay, okay, 200 00:09:24.759 --> 00:09:29.000 well find him that are distracted by a koala okay. 201 00:09:29.039 --> 00:09:30.919 Well that he wasn't lying about him pulling his asshole 202 00:09:30.919 --> 00:09:33.600 open and asking if a spider's inside, because that's part 203 00:09:33.679 --> 00:09:34.320 to sounded crazy. 204 00:09:34.399 --> 00:09:35.919 They don't show the goats so you see it from 205 00:09:35.919 --> 00:09:36.320 the front. 206 00:09:36.440 --> 00:09:39.679 But yeah, but it's implied that he's pulling his asshole open. 207 00:09:39.799 --> 00:09:41.639 Sidney Sweeney's up in his shelf. 208 00:09:42.519 --> 00:09:44.600 Wow, Okay, yeah, that's wild. 209 00:09:45.360 --> 00:09:47.480 They just yeah, they want to. Those two do not 210 00:09:47.519 --> 00:09:49.159 have their clothes on as often as possible. 211 00:09:49.480 --> 00:09:54.000 It does seem like somebody lied to you to make 212 00:09:54.039 --> 00:09:56.279 you believe that, and it is funny that it is 213 00:09:56.720 --> 00:09:57.519 technically true. 214 00:09:57.759 --> 00:09:59.279 Yeah, I think he told me the truth about that. 215 00:09:59.279 --> 00:10:02.200 That sounds it's crazy. You thought it was a good 216 00:10:02.200 --> 00:10:02.840 plane movie. 217 00:10:04.399 --> 00:10:06.799 I started that film and I could not finish it. 218 00:10:07.039 --> 00:10:10.279 I thought it was grade a dog shit. I quit 219 00:10:10.360 --> 00:10:13.279 within twenty minutes. I mean, it is bad. I'm just 220 00:10:13.320 --> 00:10:15.759 gonna say it. It's a fucking bad film. I don't care. 221 00:10:16.039 --> 00:10:17.919 I was hoping it would be more on like the fun, 222 00:10:18.039 --> 00:10:19.919 kind of funny rom com side because we picked it 223 00:10:19.919 --> 00:10:21.720 because we didn't really want to watch anything, and then 224 00:10:21.720 --> 00:10:24.000 we're like, oh, yes, we'll watch this, but halfway through 225 00:10:24.200 --> 00:10:29.679 it got really cringey and like saccherin like speeches to 226 00:10:29.720 --> 00:10:31.679 each other about love. I'm like, all right, this is 227 00:10:31.720 --> 00:10:32.759 not what I was. 228 00:10:32.960 --> 00:10:35.600 It's just a mess. I have a low bar for 229 00:10:35.720 --> 00:10:38.559 rom comms, where it's like, yeah, the writings are gonna 230 00:10:38.559 --> 00:10:41.399 be great, and it's gonna be kind of kitchy and 231 00:10:42.840 --> 00:10:45.720 you know, garbage because it's about people falling in love 232 00:10:45.759 --> 00:10:49.480 and all that's crap. But like, just the way they 233 00:10:49.519 --> 00:10:53.399 wrote these characters is so unbelievable, And a part of 234 00:10:53.440 --> 00:10:56.360 me was a little nervous because I've always been a 235 00:10:56.480 --> 00:10:59.639 believer that Sidney Sweeney was like excellent in Euphoria. This 236 00:10:59.720 --> 00:11:01.559 was the some I've ever seen her, and I've been like, 237 00:11:02.440 --> 00:11:06.240 did you like forget how to act? Did you forget 238 00:11:06.279 --> 00:11:07.000 how you do it? 239 00:11:07.039 --> 00:11:08.879 Because that you just have like one speed. 240 00:11:09.320 --> 00:11:12.279 It just doesn't make sense, Like her character is all 241 00:11:12.320 --> 00:11:16.240 over the place. It's it's weird how she's portrayed. Maybe 242 00:11:16.240 --> 00:11:18.799 it's just a badly written character. I don't know if 243 00:11:18.799 --> 00:11:19.639 she couldn't save it. 244 00:11:20.240 --> 00:11:22.960 I guess like a lot of rom coms are contrived. 245 00:11:23.159 --> 00:11:25.759 This the beginning, the way they meet and then how 246 00:11:25.799 --> 00:11:30.159 they get pissed at each other is so Amanda, Like 247 00:11:30.399 --> 00:11:32.600 three quarters of the way in the movie, I think 248 00:11:32.720 --> 00:11:34.440 describe it in a way I couldn't put my finger around. 249 00:11:34.440 --> 00:11:37.440 She's like this movie feel is like very schizophrenic. Like, 250 00:11:37.519 --> 00:11:39.840 yeah it is. It's pretty all over the place and 251 00:11:39.879 --> 00:11:45.639 it stops. The beginning, it's entertaining despite how odd and 252 00:11:45.720 --> 00:11:49.000 like all over the place it is, but then later 253 00:11:49.080 --> 00:11:51.039 on it just becomes I have no idea what tone 254 00:11:51.080 --> 00:11:54.440 you're going for. Like, I'm a huge fan of the 255 00:11:54.559 --> 00:12:00.759 rom com Sleeping with Other People with Allison Brie and Sadaikis. 256 00:12:01.240 --> 00:12:04.039 That's a quality rom com if you're looking for a 257 00:12:04.039 --> 00:12:07.320 good one to watch, that's really good. Pump Springs. I 258 00:12:07.360 --> 00:12:08.360 think it is good. 259 00:12:08.360 --> 00:12:08.879 I like that one. 260 00:12:08.960 --> 00:12:11.519 Yeah, well no, sorry, Pump Springs I know is good. However, 261 00:12:11.559 --> 00:12:13.480 he also does that cheesy speech at the end, which 262 00:12:13.480 --> 00:12:15.039 I could have done without, but she kind of cuts 263 00:12:15.080 --> 00:12:17.960 him off so it works. But yeah, anyone but you 264 00:12:18.120 --> 00:12:20.440 was I agree. I didn't like it. 265 00:12:22.320 --> 00:12:24.759 Every time rom coms come up, I am scanning my 266 00:12:24.799 --> 00:12:26.519 brain to think if I've seen any, and then I 267 00:12:26.559 --> 00:12:28.039 always just wind up going to my letterbox and I 268 00:12:28.080 --> 00:12:30.320 think I've seen some, but they're like sneaky, you know, 269 00:12:30.360 --> 00:12:31.759 like you wouldn't know the rom. 270 00:12:31.600 --> 00:12:33.799 Coms we've had this exist. 271 00:12:33.679 --> 00:12:35.399 No I know. And every time that's what I'm saying. 272 00:12:35.480 --> 00:12:38.039 Every time it comes up, I'm like, have I seen any? 273 00:12:38.080 --> 00:12:39.559 And then yeah, I probably haven't. 274 00:12:39.600 --> 00:12:42.679 I probably mentioned sleep with other people before on this show, 275 00:12:42.679 --> 00:12:43.320 but it's a good movie. 276 00:12:43.360 --> 00:12:46.120 If you said something on the show, I would remember it. 277 00:12:46.559 --> 00:12:49.159 Yeah, so I trust you to remember it. 278 00:12:49.480 --> 00:12:50.440 Yes, I'm sure. 279 00:12:50.679 --> 00:12:51.919 It's a loaded statement. 280 00:12:53.000 --> 00:12:54.840 Have you seen all this. There's a lot going on 281 00:12:54.879 --> 00:12:58.080 now about raw dogging being a thing on flights, and 282 00:12:58.679 --> 00:13:01.200 I'm hearing it now. I was just hearing Jan just 283 00:13:01.200 --> 00:13:02.960 did a flight from Japan where he raw dog the 284 00:13:02.960 --> 00:13:05.840 whole way. But raw dog as it is used now 285 00:13:05.960 --> 00:13:11.120 in the media and colloquially is a different than how 286 00:13:11.600 --> 00:13:14.519 I said it. I'm not taking credit for raw dogging. 287 00:13:14.919 --> 00:13:18.000 I'm just saying it's a weird thing that what six 288 00:13:18.039 --> 00:13:20.759 months ago or more I was talking about raw dogging 289 00:13:20.759 --> 00:13:21.240 on flights. 290 00:13:21.519 --> 00:13:23.399 It was sooner than that. You you said it not 291 00:13:23.519 --> 00:13:25.600 long before there was a GQ story about it that 292 00:13:25.679 --> 00:13:29.759 Luke Winky, the game freelance games writer, was apparently he 293 00:13:29.879 --> 00:13:32.120 raw dogs flights, but not in the same way as you. 294 00:13:32.360 --> 00:13:34.159 It was too weird to know. I know, I've sawn 295 00:13:34.279 --> 00:13:38.440 zero instances of that being named that until like a 296 00:13:38.519 --> 00:13:41.320 month ago. I'm not taking I think it's a weird 297 00:13:41.320 --> 00:13:43.399 on but it's different. It's different the way I use 298 00:13:43.480 --> 00:13:43.720 the term. 299 00:13:43.879 --> 00:13:46.080 I think. I think Luke Winky listens to Firescape and 300 00:13:46.200 --> 00:13:50.039 uh and uh, he's just kind of co opting a 301 00:13:50.120 --> 00:13:52.399 term that he didn't he didn't invent. No, he didn't 302 00:13:52.399 --> 00:13:54.240 invent it. There's other people in that story that we're 303 00:13:54.320 --> 00:13:55.360 using it like last year. 304 00:13:55.799 --> 00:13:58.200 But it's I hear a bit in the news and 305 00:13:58.240 --> 00:14:01.279 stuff as you're staring at the flight map and you're 306 00:14:01.279 --> 00:14:04.559 not doing anything. You're not doing anything, yeah, which is 307 00:14:04.600 --> 00:14:07.120 not like I'm doing everything to try to just get 308 00:14:07.159 --> 00:14:09.799 through the flight. So I'm playing every game, I'm checking, 309 00:14:09.840 --> 00:14:11.919 I'm doing all sorts of shit. I'm eating, I'm drinking, 310 00:14:11.960 --> 00:14:15.840 I'm doing everything. So right, talking to me is just sober, 311 00:14:16.799 --> 00:14:19.519 you know, not not doing anything. 312 00:14:19.639 --> 00:14:24.159 So yeah, the way they describe it, it's like tantric meditation. 313 00:14:24.399 --> 00:14:26.679 They just stare at the flight screen and do nothing else, 314 00:14:26.840 --> 00:14:30.279 And I don't know, I have a hard time just 315 00:14:30.320 --> 00:14:34.159 staring at like what's happening. The other day, I was 316 00:14:34.200 --> 00:14:36.759 tired enough where I was watching. I watched like an 317 00:14:36.879 --> 00:14:39.399 entire game download on Steam because I was exhausted. 318 00:14:40.000 --> 00:14:41.840 And that was the Red Dead Redemption two. 319 00:14:42.200 --> 00:14:44.080 No, it was. It was small. It was like four minutes, 320 00:14:44.120 --> 00:14:47.039 but like I was like, man, that was that further 321 00:14:47.080 --> 00:14:49.279 exhausted me to watch it. I just stared at the 322 00:14:49.279 --> 00:14:50.720 bar for the four and a half minutes it took. 323 00:14:50.759 --> 00:14:52.399 I can't imagine doing that for eight hours. 324 00:14:53.279 --> 00:14:56.120 I feel like, if the intention is to get into 325 00:14:56.200 --> 00:14:58.759 like a meditative state, I guess that's admirable. But I 326 00:14:58.759 --> 00:15:00.879 think it's so weird that, like I don't hear about 327 00:15:00.879 --> 00:15:02.840 it from people that like meditate, you know. So it's 328 00:15:02.840 --> 00:15:04.159 not like, oh, this is like a test of my 329 00:15:04.200 --> 00:15:06.759 meditation in the village. It's just like you're doing like 330 00:15:06.799 --> 00:15:08.960 an eight hour chunk of meditation at once. And like 331 00:15:08.960 --> 00:15:11.639 I've meditate like ten minutes a day, like ten, maybe 332 00:15:11.679 --> 00:15:13.960 twenty a day, And to me, the idea of doing 333 00:15:14.679 --> 00:15:17.559 several hours on a plane is crazy. And I meditate regularly. 334 00:15:17.759 --> 00:15:19.759 I can't imagine these people who don't meditate. They're just like, 335 00:15:19.759 --> 00:15:21.240 I'll just look at this thing for ten hours and 336 00:15:21.240 --> 00:15:21.840 not do anything. 337 00:15:22.480 --> 00:15:24.600 Yeah, a few people in that story I read, we're 338 00:15:24.600 --> 00:15:26.759 saying it's more of a masochistic thing, like when they 339 00:15:26.799 --> 00:15:28.879 finished the flight, they're like, Wow, that was a workout, 340 00:15:29.000 --> 00:15:31.879 and then they're supposedly high energy when they land and 341 00:15:31.879 --> 00:15:34.840 good to go, as opposed to shot. I don't know. 342 00:15:34.879 --> 00:15:38.440 I do think there's something to be said about boredom 343 00:15:38.720 --> 00:15:42.440 and how we're bored less than we used to be 344 00:15:42.600 --> 00:15:45.639 when we were children. You know, before we had phones 345 00:15:45.799 --> 00:15:48.759 all the time. Sometimes you didn't have anything to do 346 00:15:48.840 --> 00:15:51.120 for thirty minutes and you had to sit there and 347 00:15:51.120 --> 00:15:53.559 look at your shoes, and if you tried to like 348 00:15:53.679 --> 00:15:55.519 run around or get up, your parents would yell at you, 349 00:15:55.879 --> 00:15:57.519 and you just had to sit there and deal with it. 350 00:15:58.960 --> 00:16:03.159 I think it's kind of good for you to be bored, 351 00:16:03.720 --> 00:16:07.600 and I like the idea to a degree that people 352 00:16:07.639 --> 00:16:13.159 are enjoying these flights without anything and allowing themselves to 353 00:16:13.279 --> 00:16:18.320 experience boredom. I think it allows your imagination to flourish 354 00:16:18.399 --> 00:16:18.840 a little bit. 355 00:16:18.919 --> 00:16:19.080 Right. 356 00:16:19.080 --> 00:16:21.200 If you always have media in front of you, you 357 00:16:21.240 --> 00:16:24.080 don't have to think about stuff. But when you got 358 00:16:24.200 --> 00:16:28.200 nothing but a blank screen, you probably get to think 359 00:16:28.240 --> 00:16:30.559 about all sorts of stuff your life, what you want 360 00:16:30.600 --> 00:16:34.600 to do in the next five to ten years, people 361 00:16:34.639 --> 00:16:36.799 that you haven't thought about in a long time, that 362 00:16:36.840 --> 00:16:38.559 you miss that maybe you should get back in touch 363 00:16:38.600 --> 00:16:42.720 with all that stuff seems good. I think the way 364 00:16:42.759 --> 00:16:45.519 we describe raw dogging flights makes it sound like these 365 00:16:45.559 --> 00:16:49.600 people are psychopaths, but it's possible that they are just 366 00:16:49.919 --> 00:16:54.879 actually experiencing boredom and being alone in one of those 367 00:16:54.919 --> 00:16:56.840 like pure ways, which is like I would just like 368 00:16:56.879 --> 00:16:59.879 to have six hours of uninterrupted thinking time. 369 00:17:00.639 --> 00:17:02.399 I get that. I just feel like I would like 370 00:17:02.480 --> 00:17:04.359 it more. I feel like cou'd be more effective to 371 00:17:04.400 --> 00:17:07.279 just incorporate that into a daily routine rather than every 372 00:17:07.319 --> 00:17:08.720 once in a while when you fly, just do like 373 00:17:08.720 --> 00:17:10.200 I'm gonna get it all in at once, you know. 374 00:17:10.240 --> 00:17:12.799 I would feel like a regular habit of just being 375 00:17:12.799 --> 00:17:16.319 more mindful and not constantly distracted would be better. 376 00:17:16.480 --> 00:17:18.559 I think, yeah, I mean, I think you're right. I 377 00:17:18.559 --> 00:17:20.519 think it would be better if you were actually practicing 378 00:17:20.559 --> 00:17:22.599 things and doing it regularly. I would rather do ten 379 00:17:22.640 --> 00:17:26.400 minutes of meditation a day like you do or walk 380 00:17:26.519 --> 00:17:30.160 or work out, you know, for thirty minutes every day. 381 00:17:30.400 --> 00:17:32.640 But what ends up happening to a lot of people. 382 00:17:33.440 --> 00:17:36.160 I won't like specify what type, but I would say 383 00:17:36.200 --> 00:17:40.440 maybe a lot of men will just not do things 384 00:17:40.440 --> 00:17:42.279 that are good for them and then cram it all 385 00:17:42.319 --> 00:17:44.240 in in one day and be like I've had six 386 00:17:44.319 --> 00:17:48.519 protein shakes and I've worked out four times and now 387 00:17:48.559 --> 00:17:49.160 I'm healthy. 388 00:17:49.720 --> 00:17:51.160 That was in pushups and now I'm good. 389 00:17:51.440 --> 00:17:54.200 That's right. It's just like it's more about being consistent. 390 00:17:54.559 --> 00:17:58.079 But if you've i haven't done it in a while, 391 00:17:58.240 --> 00:18:01.319 then maybe you just kind of blow the cap and 392 00:18:01.359 --> 00:18:03.160 you have to you have to have eight hours of 393 00:18:03.200 --> 00:18:07.000 thinking time and then do a thousand push ups and 394 00:18:07.079 --> 00:18:11.440 then have all of the vitamin C beverages that you 395 00:18:11.440 --> 00:18:14.240 can get your hands on, and then that's a year. 396 00:18:14.319 --> 00:18:17.279 That's you're rip. You don't have any anxiety anymore. You're 397 00:18:17.319 --> 00:18:18.880 just your good to go after that. Man, that would 398 00:18:19.079 --> 00:18:21.640 that's how it worked. I would do that all the time, 399 00:18:21.759 --> 00:18:23.400 just like get in a few times a year, just 400 00:18:23.480 --> 00:18:24.759 knock it all out, like yep, this is the day. 401 00:18:24.759 --> 00:18:26.880 I'm just gonna fix everything. That sounds great. 402 00:18:27.279 --> 00:18:30.440 The medical industry as we know, it would collapse if 403 00:18:30.480 --> 00:18:33.599 the actual secret was just do it all on one 404 00:18:33.720 --> 00:18:37.359 random Tuesday, just shut it all in. As long as 405 00:18:37.400 --> 00:18:39.279 you do it on this day. It's kind of like 406 00:18:39.720 --> 00:18:42.319 what's that day the movie where you can break the 407 00:18:42.400 --> 00:18:42.920 law and it's a. 408 00:18:43.640 --> 00:18:45.200 Purge day, the Purge. 409 00:18:45.400 --> 00:18:48.400 Yeah, yeah, one day where you get to cram all 410 00:18:48.480 --> 00:18:51.039 your push ups in and then it counts a whole year. 411 00:18:51.680 --> 00:18:53.599 Shit, it's like a rollover miles. 412 00:18:54.039 --> 00:18:58.880 Yeah, yeah, we have rollover miles, roll over push ups. 413 00:19:00.119 --> 00:19:05.079 I do those. Apparently the guy that's GQ article did 414 00:19:05.119 --> 00:19:08.200 a twenty one hour flight from Bali to that London. 415 00:19:08.240 --> 00:19:12.240 Oh my god. Yeah, I have two European flights coming up, 416 00:19:12.599 --> 00:19:15.000 like back to back, and I'm. 417 00:19:14.880 --> 00:19:17.960 Fucking generally how you get to and from somewhere? 418 00:19:18.519 --> 00:19:21.720 Oh well, well, yeah, one's going there, one's coming back. No, 419 00:19:21.839 --> 00:19:24.319 it's like one of them is like one weekend and 420 00:19:24.359 --> 00:19:25.759 one of them I get back and then it's like 421 00:19:25.960 --> 00:19:28.640 five days later, I'm back and uh, someone who does 422 00:19:28.680 --> 00:19:32.160 not travel internationally much, that is a daunting thought. 423 00:19:32.359 --> 00:19:38.160 But let's right, you're doing it. It's it's the worst 424 00:19:38.200 --> 00:19:41.079 part lies in the anticipation. Once you're there, It's. 425 00:19:41.359 --> 00:19:43.799 Yeah, it should be Okay, Yeah, I'm going to try 426 00:19:43.839 --> 00:19:46.599 to try to row dog well, I might know. I'm 427 00:19:46.599 --> 00:19:50.240 going to try to medication instead of twelve beers. I 428 00:19:50.279 --> 00:19:52.079 think that's probably a healthier way to get there. 429 00:19:52.279 --> 00:19:54.519 Do you mean like sleeping medication? 430 00:19:55.359 --> 00:19:58.039 I mean xanax? I mean that's that's fine. Yeah, yeah, 431 00:19:58.079 --> 00:20:01.000 I mean, which I guess could hopefully any Hell yeah, 432 00:20:01.000 --> 00:20:01.519 that'd be great. 433 00:20:01.640 --> 00:20:05.720 But uh, you could take all of your xanax at once, 434 00:20:05.920 --> 00:20:08.200 and then you won't have anxiety for the rest of 435 00:20:08.240 --> 00:20:08.759 your life. 436 00:20:08.960 --> 00:20:14.079 And you should be a doctor. Doctor gosh, I feel 437 00:20:14.119 --> 00:20:16.240 like you should legally say a disclaimer right now that 438 00:20:16.279 --> 00:20:17.880 you are not a doctor and no one should take 439 00:20:18.000 --> 00:20:18.359 all of it. 440 00:20:18.599 --> 00:20:19.640 Take all your xanax. 441 00:20:19.759 --> 00:20:21.559 Kids, No listen to your doctors. 442 00:20:21.839 --> 00:20:22.519 Ding dongs. 443 00:20:23.400 --> 00:20:25.279 I'm just going in the kitchen right now. Chug every 444 00:20:25.279 --> 00:20:28.440 bottle of wine. I'm like, I know, wine, just. 445 00:20:28.359 --> 00:20:30.640 Get your Somebody comes in with your license for some reason. 446 00:20:30.680 --> 00:20:32.480 It's the weatherman who wakes you up. He also gives 447 00:20:32.519 --> 00:20:33.440 you your wine license. 448 00:20:33.559 --> 00:20:35.960 He puts the pin on my lapel that I'm sleeping 449 00:20:36.000 --> 00:20:37.759 with because I sleep in a jacket. 450 00:20:38.880 --> 00:20:40.160 Do you want to hear something gros racket? 451 00:20:40.359 --> 00:20:40.680 Yes? 452 00:20:40.799 --> 00:20:41.759 Always when I was. 453 00:20:41.720 --> 00:20:45.480 A teenager and I had bad skin and I would 454 00:20:45.519 --> 00:20:48.160 break out. I used to wish that I could have 455 00:20:48.440 --> 00:20:53.519 one pimple instead of like forty. That was just massive, 456 00:20:54.680 --> 00:20:58.079 maybe on like in my scalp that way people wouldn't know. 457 00:20:58.559 --> 00:21:01.799 No, just wishing for contact. Is this like wishing to 458 00:21:01.920 --> 00:21:04.559 like on a star, Jesus, who are you talking to here? 459 00:21:05.039 --> 00:21:07.519 Yeah, like Jesus Christ, superstar? 460 00:21:08.200 --> 00:21:10.720 Okay, all right, yeah, so Jesus, please give me one 461 00:21:10.720 --> 00:21:11.400 giant pimple. 462 00:21:11.759 --> 00:21:14.720 I would just be like, come on, Like if if 463 00:21:14.759 --> 00:21:17.720 you just put it all in one, I could get 464 00:21:17.759 --> 00:21:18.920 it over and done. 465 00:21:18.720 --> 00:21:23.759 With, and I would like the T one thousand could 466 00:21:23.839 --> 00:21:26.400 just go into one spot in the nepop. But actually 467 00:21:26.400 --> 00:21:27.359 that'd be really satisfying. 468 00:21:27.640 --> 00:21:28.079 I know. 469 00:21:28.359 --> 00:21:30.799 That was kind of like my dream. That was my 470 00:21:30.880 --> 00:21:33.359 teenage dream as a kid. If I could only have 471 00:21:33.480 --> 00:21:36.680 all of my acne be one giant pimple, that would 472 00:21:36.720 --> 00:21:37.559 be really cool. 473 00:21:37.640 --> 00:21:39.559 God cool is the word. 474 00:21:40.039 --> 00:21:43.920 Yeah, But I remember wanting that and like thinking how 475 00:21:44.000 --> 00:21:46.160 neat that would be if I could just merge them 476 00:21:46.160 --> 00:21:49.119 all into one. And I think that's kind of like 477 00:21:49.200 --> 00:21:52.160 this conversation as well, like what other things if you 478 00:21:52.160 --> 00:21:55.039 could just merge it into one life would be so 479 00:21:55.119 --> 00:22:01.400 much better my friends. Oh, that's so weird, insult. 480 00:22:00.839 --> 00:22:02.759 I have to worry about? 481 00:22:02.920 --> 00:22:04.039 Which point would you take of me? 482 00:22:05.720 --> 00:22:08.119 Oh? I see, it's like a robotron, like a. 483 00:22:13.039 --> 00:22:15.440 Yeah, let's build a Frankenstein of our friends. Okay, who's 484 00:22:16.440 --> 00:22:18.200 all work together to make a friend Frankenstein? 485 00:22:18.640 --> 00:22:18.799 Dan? 486 00:22:19.519 --> 00:22:20.200 You have to call it that. 487 00:22:23.039 --> 00:22:27.480 Man shelf, Dan's cake, Mary's riz. 488 00:22:29.319 --> 00:22:32.039 It's just physical. It's physical if you can take a brain. 489 00:22:32.559 --> 00:22:35.160 Uh, whose brain would I want in this? 490 00:22:35.759 --> 00:22:37.559 Yeah? And what are we doing? Why are we making 491 00:22:37.559 --> 00:22:39.000 this monster just to be a friend. It's not like 492 00:22:39.039 --> 00:22:39.759 it's not trying. 493 00:22:39.519 --> 00:22:42.480 To an insult like that. You are all just a 494 00:22:42.480 --> 00:22:46.839 lot to deal with. But okay, I'm no easier of us. 495 00:22:46.880 --> 00:22:48.559 We're all perfect, right right? 496 00:22:48.839 --> 00:22:51.079 Who's brain? Who do I find? Like? If it's just 497 00:22:51.119 --> 00:22:53.200 like if the goal is, like, you know, a funny 498 00:22:53.240 --> 00:22:55.799 friend I love hanging out with. But I also we 499 00:22:55.839 --> 00:22:56.279 don't mind. 500 00:22:56.400 --> 00:22:59.319 I would hair. I just think that's a really good 501 00:22:59.359 --> 00:22:59.720 head of. 502 00:22:59.680 --> 00:23:00.720 Hair, Mike's hair. 503 00:23:01.400 --> 00:23:03.880 But who's Okay, whose brain would you pick? Mary? Of 504 00:23:03.960 --> 00:23:05.680 any of your friends doesn't have to be people that 505 00:23:05.720 --> 00:23:08.240 we are the listeners know? Actually yes it does. That's 506 00:23:08.240 --> 00:23:08.839 more interesting. 507 00:23:09.119 --> 00:23:11.559 It is more interesting. I think Jan is a safe 508 00:23:11.599 --> 00:23:18.039 bet again just lovely Michael Hyam maybe yeah, he's really. 509 00:23:17.799 --> 00:23:19.680 Fun to hang out fashion. 510 00:23:20.839 --> 00:23:22.319 Yeah that sounds good. 511 00:23:22.720 --> 00:23:24.960 I would say Hansome and Manati good brains. 512 00:23:27.319 --> 00:23:29.079 You picked the two? Where does people? Well? 513 00:23:29.160 --> 00:23:31.240 Yeah, but they're interesting brains. That's why I picked him. 514 00:23:31.279 --> 00:23:35.880 I like a good, interesting, weird we're gonna get. 515 00:23:36.279 --> 00:23:39.359 We're gonna get a six ' five blue eyed finance 516 00:23:39.480 --> 00:23:41.640 guy walking through Disney theme parks. 517 00:23:42.279 --> 00:23:44.359 Okay, all right, so can we settle on Jan's brain? 518 00:23:45.039 --> 00:23:45.359 Sure? 519 00:23:46.240 --> 00:23:47.799 Are we all? We're all going to Jan's. 520 00:23:47.559 --> 00:23:51.119 Brain has a bad thing to. 521 00:23:51.079 --> 00:23:53.119 Say about him, I know. Okay, So so we got 522 00:23:53.119 --> 00:23:53.680 your brain. 523 00:23:53.920 --> 00:23:56.000 Okay, you could pick Mike and Ben. By the way, 524 00:23:56.039 --> 00:23:57.240 I was just giving them a hard time. 525 00:23:57.640 --> 00:24:04.160 Mike's hair, Jan's brain. Anyone have really good vision? Bok 526 00:24:04.240 --> 00:24:06.720 has like twenty twenty vision. She's got great. 527 00:24:06.559 --> 00:24:10.119 Great last I checked, I was twenty thirteen. Oh that 528 00:24:10.200 --> 00:24:13.119 was like two years ago. Well, we already got your hair. 529 00:24:13.680 --> 00:24:15.359 Yeah, sorry, you can't have it all? 530 00:24:16.200 --> 00:24:16.480 Okay? 531 00:24:17.319 --> 00:24:18.680 When one jack that we know? 532 00:24:19.680 --> 00:24:21.480 I think Vinnie has a good wingspan. 533 00:24:23.039 --> 00:24:24.880 Are we designing a fighter or a friend? 534 00:24:25.119 --> 00:24:28.000 I was thinking, think about you want to reach that guy. 535 00:24:28.200 --> 00:24:30.359 Like, yeah, I don't need a strong friend. It's not 536 00:24:30.359 --> 00:24:30.759 a body. 537 00:24:30.759 --> 00:24:32.920 But if we picked well, no, but then they can 538 00:24:32.960 --> 00:24:34.720 do it all. They can talk, they can be funny, 539 00:24:34.759 --> 00:24:37.480 they can they can grab things, they can fight, they 540 00:24:37.519 --> 00:24:38.200 can trouble you. 541 00:24:38.240 --> 00:24:43.200 Because Mary's gonna Oh Mary, wait no, because you're intact 542 00:24:43.200 --> 00:24:45.279 it's your friend. I'm just like, yeah, when Mary gets 543 00:24:45.319 --> 00:24:46.720 in fights with these Jersey moms. 544 00:24:47.160 --> 00:24:49.759 Yeah, Vinny's arms strong reach. 545 00:24:49.920 --> 00:24:56.880 Vinnie's arms could wind mill her. Yeah, my palate for sure. 546 00:24:56.920 --> 00:25:00.359 Not tall Jack, pretty tall hair. Shit, do we want 547 00:25:00.400 --> 00:25:01.680 Decker's legs? He's pretty tall. 548 00:25:05.599 --> 00:25:11.519 I'm just imagining this person. Someone, please, someone right in 549 00:25:11.680 --> 00:25:14.079 draw this. If any if anybody listening knows all of 550 00:25:14.079 --> 00:25:14.920 these people. 551 00:25:14.880 --> 00:25:17.359 You know what Decker has. He's got good teeth. 552 00:25:18.400 --> 00:25:20.799 It does okay, so Decker's teeth, anyone that we know 553 00:25:20.880 --> 00:25:23.480 it smells like their sense of smell is very good. 554 00:25:25.200 --> 00:25:26.079 We got to get a nose. 555 00:25:27.160 --> 00:25:28.039 Who's got who's got? 556 00:25:28.359 --> 00:25:30.079 Suggesting yourself ship. 557 00:25:30.920 --> 00:25:32.960 I just had sinus surgery, so I should be all 558 00:25:32.960 --> 00:25:33.880 cleared out for the nose. 559 00:25:34.000 --> 00:25:37.000 Well, you're an enigma that you exist at all. Like, 560 00:25:37.680 --> 00:25:43.400 I'm not taking anything. You gotta take something from not sight. 561 00:25:45.039 --> 00:25:49.240 Sounds like like Nicholas Cage and Moonstruck. You take something 562 00:25:49.279 --> 00:25:49.680 from me? 563 00:25:50.279 --> 00:25:52.839 How about your gamer prowess? Your fingers? 564 00:25:53.359 --> 00:25:53.839 Okay? 565 00:25:54.000 --> 00:25:56.160 Okay, yeah, Dan's fingers. 566 00:25:56.359 --> 00:26:00.279 Oh, don't make it weird, Mike, she said it. Were 567 00:26:00.279 --> 00:26:01.319 talking about gaming prowess. 568 00:26:01.599 --> 00:26:02.759 God, I want the photo. 569 00:26:03.000 --> 00:26:05.119 He's wingspan with your dirty things? 570 00:26:07.480 --> 00:26:09.359 Whose legs? Whose legs? 571 00:26:09.720 --> 00:26:10.920 Said, Decker's legs. He's tall. 572 00:26:11.880 --> 00:26:14.759 They gotta be like really nice gams. 573 00:26:15.480 --> 00:26:16.519 What makes a nice. 574 00:26:16.319 --> 00:26:19.960 Gam you know, sleek? 575 00:26:20.960 --> 00:26:24.200 But sleek? Who's looking at the friend's legs as much? 576 00:26:26.319 --> 00:26:28.960 Dude, I have a notebook full of sketches. 577 00:26:30.400 --> 00:26:33.480 I just no height. And Jake Decker's tall, but. 578 00:26:33.440 --> 00:26:36.240 We already have his teeth. Do we want Jake's legs 579 00:26:36.240 --> 00:26:37.839 and someone take someone else's teeth? 580 00:26:38.279 --> 00:26:42.480 Can't we just know I like Jake's teeth. Let's get like, 581 00:26:43.279 --> 00:26:45.680 can we just cheat ones? Can we get like selm 582 00:26:45.680 --> 00:26:46.680 the high as legs? 583 00:26:47.559 --> 00:26:47.880 Okay? 584 00:26:48.440 --> 00:26:54.279 Okay? With Vinny's arms and dance fingers. Sure we need 585 00:26:54.279 --> 00:26:56.759 a torso that's the case. 586 00:26:56.759 --> 00:26:58.519 We're definitely getting the scene from the movie where it 587 00:26:58.519 --> 00:27:00.880 starts panning up from the bottom. It's playing like sexy 588 00:27:00.960 --> 00:27:02.680 music while it shows the legs and it's just this 589 00:27:02.839 --> 00:27:04.000 like crazy freaking stuf. 590 00:27:05.839 --> 00:27:09.400 She's so hot, though, I don't think that. 591 00:27:10.640 --> 00:27:13.359 Who's against the movie with her in the in that 592 00:27:13.440 --> 00:27:14.799 maroon dawn? 593 00:27:15.279 --> 00:27:23.680 Yes, yeah, yeah, going full Tarantino with that Tarantino's torsos, 594 00:27:23.799 --> 00:27:28.200 his pudgy white torso. That is not a win x 595 00:27:29.680 --> 00:27:32.839 X the Rocks the Rocks Torso with that too. 596 00:27:35.079 --> 00:27:37.400 Don't we know anyone who's got like a good core. 597 00:27:40.039 --> 00:27:42.079 Mike, you probably you do, sit up and stuff. 598 00:27:42.599 --> 00:27:44.160 But his hair. 599 00:27:44.640 --> 00:27:46.759 Stop taking perfect things from. 600 00:27:48.720 --> 00:27:49.680 No person. 601 00:27:50.200 --> 00:27:56.119 Why don't we take mike stupid ugly ears? 602 00:27:56.880 --> 00:27:58.880 Oh dude, these ears are tiny. You don't want these 603 00:27:59.599 --> 00:28:01.680 there tiny, They're real small. 604 00:28:01.799 --> 00:28:03.759 You could fit like five of those in his headphones. 605 00:28:03.759 --> 00:28:04.480 He's wearing. 606 00:28:05.799 --> 00:28:09.079 His only is his only flaw. He's like this perfect 607 00:28:09.200 --> 00:28:11.640 man and he covers his little ears with his headphones. 608 00:28:11.680 --> 00:28:19.240 So no one perfect little specimen. I just hate it. 609 00:28:19.440 --> 00:28:21.680 There's I think there's footage somewhere. I don't know who 610 00:28:21.680 --> 00:28:24.559 would have had it saved. Maybe Jean, Luke, Psyche Uh. 611 00:28:25.480 --> 00:28:28.200 We were getting ready, like warming up before a Lobby episode, 612 00:28:28.279 --> 00:28:31.839 and Lucy was staring at me and she's like, holy shit, 613 00:28:31.920 --> 00:28:33.240 you have small ears. And I looked at her. It's like, 614 00:28:33.240 --> 00:28:35.559 oh my god, you have a long neck. And we 615 00:28:35.640 --> 00:28:37.640 both admit to both of those things, but we had 616 00:28:37.640 --> 00:28:40.680 never noticed about the other until that moments. 617 00:28:41.079 --> 00:28:43.680 All right's ears. 618 00:28:43.640 --> 00:28:46.680 What about TAM's torso. It's got a nice torso. 619 00:28:47.079 --> 00:28:51.480 Called the Tam torso. Split it up to abs in 620 00:28:51.720 --> 00:28:54.319 upper torsos, so like pecks and abs. 621 00:28:54.599 --> 00:28:58.480 Well, then I would do TAM's abs, and I would 622 00:28:58.519 --> 00:29:02.160 do like, uh, a big set of honkers. 623 00:29:04.240 --> 00:29:06.880 Who's got boobs like covered in tattoos? 624 00:29:06.960 --> 00:29:11.680 The rock. I don't know anyone but tattooed boobs. 625 00:29:16.160 --> 00:29:18.079 I've got so many things swirling through my head right 626 00:29:18.079 --> 00:29:19.480 now that I'm like, now we need to cut that. 627 00:29:19.559 --> 00:29:20.799 I don't want to make Jake cut this. 628 00:29:22.359 --> 00:29:25.519 We can't. We can't out any like hot titties of 629 00:29:25.599 --> 00:29:26.519 games journalism. 630 00:29:26.839 --> 00:29:29.279 Who's pooper do we have on this thing? Right now? 631 00:29:29.519 --> 00:29:31.599 I thought we said shelf, didn't we We don't have 632 00:29:31.599 --> 00:29:32.359 anybody's butt? 633 00:29:32.480 --> 00:29:34.799 Oh no, right, soma hecks the butt was the button? 634 00:29:34.839 --> 00:29:36.240 Clue your legs. 635 00:29:36.920 --> 00:29:38.799 Yeah, we don't have it. We don't have a dumper yet. 636 00:29:39.720 --> 00:29:41.720 Manati manati butt. 637 00:29:42.720 --> 00:29:43.680 He's got a butt? 638 00:29:44.440 --> 00:29:45.480 No, yeah, it's. 639 00:29:45.359 --> 00:29:48.680 All he doesn't have a butt. He fills that he 640 00:29:48.759 --> 00:29:49.640 fills that role. 641 00:29:51.200 --> 00:29:53.640 But oh wait, okay, I got one. I've got one. 642 00:29:54.039 --> 00:29:58.200 So TAM's core towards it, and then Tim Turry's chest. 643 00:29:58.279 --> 00:30:00.839 You'll get a really like stark differ and and hair color. 644 00:30:01.759 --> 00:30:03.839 Oh yeah, really really nice. 645 00:30:04.000 --> 00:30:06.000 Okay, it would be a good conversation piece, as long 646 00:30:06.000 --> 00:30:07.480 as they don't wear a shirt to the parties. 647 00:30:08.039 --> 00:30:12.480 As what are we missing? Most of you got my fingers? 648 00:30:12.480 --> 00:30:14.759 Does that include palms just. 649 00:30:14.759 --> 00:30:18.240 As as your Okay, okay, fair enough. 650 00:30:18.279 --> 00:30:19.359 They got kind of fucked up and I was doing 651 00:30:19.400 --> 00:30:23.559 Tyson speed grubs palms like grubs grubbed older than may 652 00:30:23.680 --> 00:30:25.720 Andy does speed running stuff too, so his are probably 653 00:30:25.759 --> 00:30:26.720 more fucked up than mine. 654 00:30:27.160 --> 00:30:30.039 What grubs beard maybe would be nice. We don't really 655 00:30:30.079 --> 00:30:32.400 have much of the face on this on this sucker yet. 656 00:30:32.240 --> 00:30:35.599 That sounds nice? Sorry? What if mine is on here? 657 00:30:38.079 --> 00:30:39.920 Fighting spirit? I think we said. 658 00:30:41.960 --> 00:30:46.880 My physical attribute that's. 659 00:30:46.680 --> 00:30:47.599 A gland or something? 660 00:30:47.680 --> 00:30:47.880 Right? 661 00:30:49.480 --> 00:30:51.960 My abdullah Oma. 662 00:30:52.839 --> 00:30:53.880 What do you want to toss in? 663 00:30:56.359 --> 00:30:58.880 This is your friend, So you're intact as you are. 664 00:31:01.240 --> 00:31:04.279 You're just shaving your head like the wig charity thing? 665 00:31:04.720 --> 00:31:05.720 Is that what you're doing for this? 666 00:31:07.240 --> 00:31:08.960 Mike's shaving his head and you have to cut off 667 00:31:08.960 --> 00:31:09.400 your fingers. 668 00:31:09.440 --> 00:31:12.559 Yes, Oh, and you just get to be intact. 669 00:31:13.319 --> 00:31:14.799 Yeah, because it's my friend. 670 00:31:15.799 --> 00:31:16.880 Oh okay, that's fair. 671 00:31:18.039 --> 00:31:20.640 What else would you want to put all of X 672 00:31:20.720 --> 00:31:25.240 into one y in your life? What we're talking about? 673 00:31:25.480 --> 00:31:27.119 You were talking about putting all your pimples into one 674 00:31:27.160 --> 00:31:28.440 giant thing, all our friends. 675 00:31:28.640 --> 00:31:31.839 What all my beard hairs into one long hair? 676 00:31:32.319 --> 00:31:33.319 Oh that's cool. 677 00:31:38.559 --> 00:31:41.279 Long would not stay in your face for longer than 678 00:31:41.319 --> 00:31:41.839 two seconds. 679 00:31:41.920 --> 00:31:44.240 I'd protected, I'd get like an acrylic protector. I carried 680 00:31:44.240 --> 00:31:44.680 it around, and. 681 00:31:44.880 --> 00:31:47.119 You're laminating your one mustache. 682 00:31:46.640 --> 00:31:51.039 Hair, the world's greatest hand model. You're one hair. 683 00:31:51.880 --> 00:31:53.400 Roll it up like no, no, you know, like the 684 00:31:53.440 --> 00:31:55.480 pulling peel twizzlers. I could like kind of roll it 685 00:31:55.559 --> 00:31:56.839 up and put it in my mouth and just keep 686 00:31:56.880 --> 00:31:57.160 it there. 687 00:31:57.359 --> 00:32:00.720 Ew. I was gonna say, you're not gonna just rent 688 00:32:00.759 --> 00:32:02.559 out a second house down the street for it. 689 00:32:02.759 --> 00:32:04.920 Okay, what if instead of long we just put all 690 00:32:04.960 --> 00:32:07.759 the hairs together wide styles, so it's just like a really. 691 00:32:07.759 --> 00:32:09.400 One thick hair. 692 00:32:09.680 --> 00:32:11.119 That's it's like a pretzel. 693 00:32:12.519 --> 00:32:15.559 I don't like it, have this gaping hole of fresh flesh. 694 00:32:16.119 --> 00:32:25.240 Gross. I know, my teeth into one big tooth like 695 00:32:25.400 --> 00:32:28.319 those babies. It's like you to make the big cheese. 696 00:32:28.359 --> 00:32:32.519 It's it's like that of teeth. How would you eat it? 697 00:32:32.799 --> 00:32:36.720 Suck eyes? I can put them both together. 698 00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:39.519 That's not like a lot into a little. 699 00:32:39.680 --> 00:32:42.000 That's just that's just half. 700 00:32:42.200 --> 00:32:47.240 Yeah, that doesn't qualify freckle all of my I used to. 701 00:32:47.240 --> 00:32:51.000 Think about that too. All your eyelashes. 702 00:32:50.759 --> 00:32:53.359 Into one long eyelash hair that hangs down, and then 703 00:32:54.039 --> 00:32:56.079 the bottom into one long one that hangs down. So 704 00:32:56.119 --> 00:32:57.319 every time I blink, it's like. 705 00:33:01.799 --> 00:33:04.720 What organs one that does everything? 706 00:33:05.359 --> 00:33:05.960 Could you do that? 707 00:33:07.839 --> 00:33:11.279 Just one big orb in your torso that just does everything? 708 00:33:12.400 --> 00:33:13.839 Doctors, there's something wrong with my orb. 709 00:33:14.920 --> 00:33:17.440 It's like pumping blood and ship and. 710 00:33:19.440 --> 00:33:25.680 I got some really bad diarrhea hiccupside. 711 00:33:23.920 --> 00:33:27.279 In there with your blood. That would probably there's some 712 00:33:27.400 --> 00:33:29.160 wrong with my or we just had an orb, it 713 00:33:29.200 --> 00:33:30.920 would make there'd be less doctors you have to see 714 00:33:30.920 --> 00:33:31.759 if there's a problem. 715 00:33:32.039 --> 00:33:34.119 You have a heart attack on the plane. So ione's like, God, 716 00:33:34.160 --> 00:33:35.000 bless you, do we. 717 00:33:34.920 --> 00:33:37.720 Have an ORB doctor? Yeah? 718 00:33:37.880 --> 00:33:39.920 Do we have an ORB doctor on this flight? 719 00:33:42.599 --> 00:33:43.359 I'd love you for that. 720 00:33:43.680 --> 00:33:46.200 Oh this is a nice oak, okay to it? 721 00:33:47.160 --> 00:33:47.880 Oh, God. 722 00:33:50.079 --> 00:33:55.119 Of complications? That would arise. I I think I like 723 00:33:55.200 --> 00:34:02.599 my numerous things on me, aside from too many friends. 724 00:34:03.519 --> 00:34:05.039 M hmm, I have too many friends. 725 00:34:05.200 --> 00:34:11.400 I can think that there's there's there's yeah, I can 726 00:34:11.480 --> 00:34:14.239 get rid of them. There's a horror movie where where 727 00:34:14.239 --> 00:34:17.320 somebody builds the perfect friend and kills a bunch of 728 00:34:17.360 --> 00:34:19.679 people and then takes parts of their bodies and then 729 00:34:19.719 --> 00:34:21.679 builds them into like one person. 730 00:34:21.719 --> 00:34:27.079 That's a centennial man, strangely similar to what we'd I know, and. 731 00:34:28.480 --> 00:34:30.039 I can't. It's a spoiler, but it's got a really 732 00:34:30.039 --> 00:34:34.199 cool ending. Let me say I can find it. Well, 733 00:34:34.239 --> 00:34:36.039 it's a spoiler, I promise. 734 00:34:36.639 --> 00:34:41.239 Is it weird science? That wasn't? Oh? 735 00:34:41.440 --> 00:34:43.639 This is Santa Claus three with Tim Allen. 736 00:34:48.639 --> 00:34:53.880 No, she builds a friend by killing people and then 737 00:34:53.960 --> 00:34:55.719 like ripping and she's like, oh wow, you have really 738 00:34:55.800 --> 00:34:57.599 nice arms, and so she cuts his arms off and 739 00:34:57.639 --> 00:35:02.760 puts them on the body. Let me see if I 740 00:35:02.760 --> 00:35:04.159 can find it. It's really doubt. 741 00:35:03.920 --> 00:35:05.599 You're gonna get that in the results. I think you're 742 00:35:05.599 --> 00:35:06.159 making it up. 743 00:35:07.159 --> 00:35:08.440 No, I swear I saw it. 744 00:35:08.440 --> 00:35:09.920 It's a real z. I know you think you do. 745 00:35:10.000 --> 00:35:11.519 I'm not saying you're making up to mess with us. 746 00:35:11.559 --> 00:35:13.639 I think you're just misremembering. 747 00:35:13.960 --> 00:35:17.320 My problem is is Google usually solves it when I 748 00:35:17.360 --> 00:35:21.559 when I say Google movie girl imaginary friend builds killing, 749 00:35:21.639 --> 00:35:25.599 cuts off arms and it didn't work out. But usually 750 00:35:25.599 --> 00:35:28.280 when I do that, Google actually knows what I want. 751 00:35:28.559 --> 00:35:32.800 There's an FBI ask Ai, let's see do you have 752 00:35:32.800 --> 00:35:35.280 the windows thing that they forced where it's Ai stuff? 753 00:35:35.639 --> 00:35:38.599 No, I'm trying to avoid it sucks. 754 00:35:38.679 --> 00:35:42.239 Yeah, it sounds like Nicholas Cage movie plot. 755 00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:48.079 Siri, what's the movie where a girl chops off arms 756 00:35:48.119 --> 00:35:50.199 and stuff from other people to make a friend? 757 00:35:51.800 --> 00:35:56.159 May? What think with May and May? 758 00:35:56.199 --> 00:36:00.119 Why this isn't like a Girl next Door? 759 00:36:01.039 --> 00:36:03.639 It's wrong? It's May and May. Why I saw this 760 00:36:03.800 --> 00:36:06.760 year's This is Old. It doesn't have a very good rating, 761 00:36:08.039 --> 00:36:09.920 and I think it's probably because it's kind of a 762 00:36:09.960 --> 00:36:14.480 freakish movie. But it's got a really cool concept, which 763 00:36:14.519 --> 00:36:18.280 is that she's like, I wish I had more friends, 764 00:36:18.320 --> 00:36:20.159 and then she just starts making one. 765 00:36:20.480 --> 00:36:22.559 Why did you? How did you come across this movie? 766 00:36:22.599 --> 00:36:23.599 From two thousand and two? 767 00:36:24.199 --> 00:36:26.880 I watch a lot of like horror movies. It's kind 768 00:36:26.880 --> 00:36:27.519 of my jam. 769 00:36:27.840 --> 00:36:29.599 But do you just bind them on TV? Or like 770 00:36:29.599 --> 00:36:31.920 what drew you to this God, I. 771 00:36:31.880 --> 00:36:34.840 Don't know, I think it. I think it was probably 772 00:36:34.840 --> 00:36:38.159 like horror movie of the time and I just put 773 00:36:38.199 --> 00:36:38.440 it on. 774 00:36:38.639 --> 00:36:40.920 Wow, huh, what do you know? 775 00:36:41.440 --> 00:36:43.079 We watched a lot of horror movies too. Because of 776 00:36:43.119 --> 00:36:45.800 our podcast, people were setting in recommendations. 777 00:36:45.920 --> 00:36:47.559 Yeah, I like watching movies. 778 00:36:47.639 --> 00:36:49.280 The horror movies that still mess. 779 00:36:49.280 --> 00:36:52.920 With me, which was, Oh, it follows as good. 780 00:36:52.880 --> 00:36:55.239 No, it follows doesn't mess with me. I rewatched that recently. 781 00:36:55.280 --> 00:36:57.239 I actually don't think it's as good as I thought 782 00:36:57.239 --> 00:37:00.679 it was. It's still decent. But The border Lands, that 783 00:37:00.840 --> 00:37:04.000 UK horror movie, it was like the first thing we watched. 784 00:37:03.760 --> 00:37:10.719 For you cannot go in my memory. 785 00:37:12.679 --> 00:37:16.920 No, the Borderlands it's called something Else when it came here, 786 00:37:16.960 --> 00:37:20.119 but it's from the UK. It was like found footage. 787 00:37:20.400 --> 00:37:22.199 A guy like moves. 788 00:37:21.960 --> 00:37:24.360 To a rural place in the UK and there's something 789 00:37:24.360 --> 00:37:26.159 wrong with the priest and he's like trying to escape 790 00:37:26.159 --> 00:37:30.119 something and the ending horrifying things ever, and it reminds 791 00:37:30.159 --> 00:37:33.800 me of apart from Nope, I Love. I thought Nope 792 00:37:33.840 --> 00:37:36.239 was really good, but there's a scene in Nope. I 793 00:37:36.360 --> 00:37:38.920 liked it. I watched it again because I couldn't stop 794 00:37:38.920 --> 00:37:39.840 thinking about it. I was like, I like it a 795 00:37:39.880 --> 00:37:41.920 lot more. And there's one scene that reminds me of 796 00:37:42.719 --> 00:37:49.199 the end of Borderlands, basically like when this huge thing 797 00:37:49.239 --> 00:37:51.719 you thought was something else actually ends up being something 798 00:37:51.920 --> 00:37:56.920 like organic and specifically digestive. There's an ending in the 799 00:37:56.920 --> 00:37:59.760 Borderlands that's similar to that scene from Nope. 800 00:38:02.079 --> 00:38:05.679 Will you see the Borderlands movie? 801 00:38:05.920 --> 00:38:10.000 No, Mary, the one about the game? 802 00:38:10.599 --> 00:38:11.280 Yeah? 803 00:38:11.480 --> 00:38:13.480 Yeah, I like Borderlands the game. 804 00:38:15.000 --> 00:38:15.760 I probably won't. 805 00:38:16.079 --> 00:38:21.079 It might be a home theater type situation. Sure, but 806 00:38:21.159 --> 00:38:23.880 I saw both sonics and like, let me tell you, 807 00:38:23.920 --> 00:38:26.719 that second one really pushed it for me, and I. 808 00:38:26.639 --> 00:38:28.960 Still saw it. Wait, like it was not great. 809 00:38:29.440 --> 00:38:30.360 No, it's not great. 810 00:38:30.559 --> 00:38:32.079 Oh I thought the first one. I thought it was 811 00:38:32.119 --> 00:38:36.320 like by video game movie standards, fine, yes, but yeah, 812 00:38:36.320 --> 00:38:37.400 I didn't see the second one. 813 00:38:37.599 --> 00:38:40.360 I saw both. I usually see video game movies even 814 00:38:40.400 --> 00:38:43.920 if they're not good, just because I don't know, just 815 00:38:43.960 --> 00:38:47.119 because I've probably interacted with that game at some point 816 00:38:47.159 --> 00:38:50.000 and sometime, and it's fun to have it reenacted. It's 817 00:38:50.079 --> 00:38:52.400 kind of like it's kind of like if you read 818 00:38:52.440 --> 00:38:54.239 a book and then they they're like, we're making it 819 00:38:54.280 --> 00:38:56.000 into a kind of a B movie, and you're like well, 820 00:38:56.039 --> 00:38:58.119 I read it, I gotta see it, and so you 821 00:38:58.159 --> 00:39:00.679 just kind of observe it, even if if it's not 822 00:39:00.719 --> 00:39:02.599 going to be great. What do you think is like 823 00:39:02.639 --> 00:39:04.920 the best video game movie that was ever made? 824 00:39:05.800 --> 00:39:07.920 I mean, well, a lot of people think the first 825 00:39:07.920 --> 00:39:12.559 Mortal Kombat, which would probably be mine, although I mean 826 00:39:12.639 --> 00:39:15.079 both in terms of success and quality. I think the 827 00:39:15.119 --> 00:39:17.719 Mario Brothers movie was a success. Like I didn't think 828 00:39:17.760 --> 00:39:19.599 it was like amazing or anything, but like for what 829 00:39:19.679 --> 00:39:20.800 it was, but. 830 00:39:20.760 --> 00:39:22.559 I thought it was very well done. But it wasn't 831 00:39:22.920 --> 00:39:23.920 like my type of movie. 832 00:39:24.199 --> 00:39:26.239 Yeah, it's like, you know, my favorite series or whatever, 833 00:39:26.480 --> 00:39:29.440 but it's not like I I think they just did 834 00:39:29.480 --> 00:39:30.880 a good job with it as far as like the 835 00:39:30.920 --> 00:39:33.360 audience was mostly kids. I mean, it was true to 836 00:39:33.440 --> 00:39:35.800 those characters and series in a way that like the 837 00:39:35.840 --> 00:39:38.519 live action one certainly was not. So like I consider 838 00:39:38.559 --> 00:39:41.119 that a success in terms of video game movies, you know, 839 00:39:43.119 --> 00:39:43.519 other than that. 840 00:39:44.559 --> 00:39:46.920 Fuck all the Toune Raiders. 841 00:39:47.639 --> 00:39:51.079 I don't remember liking those, but like those very different reasons. 842 00:39:50.800 --> 00:39:52.360 Those were so good. 843 00:39:53.079 --> 00:39:53.519 Were there? 844 00:39:54.079 --> 00:39:56.960 She did like a flip on a ski doo. 845 00:39:58.320 --> 00:40:00.239 I was the one with a Gerard Butler in it, 846 00:40:00.280 --> 00:40:03.519 and she's wearing like gamer. No, it's a tomb Raider. 847 00:40:03.679 --> 00:40:06.920 She's wearing silver spandex on the front. 848 00:40:07.000 --> 00:40:09.239 That's the cover of the that's a poster for the 849 00:40:09.239 --> 00:40:09.639 first one. 850 00:40:10.119 --> 00:40:12.679 Yeah, Cradle of Life. 851 00:40:12.920 --> 00:40:15.639 Cradle of Life. Yes, she was so. 852 00:40:16.079 --> 00:40:17.639 She then gave her a padded. 853 00:40:17.320 --> 00:40:21.800 Bra really yes, huh. 854 00:40:21.840 --> 00:40:24.880 And she's got huge boobs. It's unnecessary, but they were 855 00:40:24.880 --> 00:40:27.880 like your Laura Croft, you better pump them up a. 856 00:40:27.800 --> 00:40:30.599 Notch or whatever. 857 00:40:32.960 --> 00:40:36.239 Need them a little bigger. Yeah, unbelievable. 858 00:40:36.440 --> 00:40:38.840 Wait are you suggesting we're into pointy boobs in two 859 00:40:38.840 --> 00:40:39.400 thousand and three? 860 00:40:39.840 --> 00:40:41.320 I mean, did you play the first couple of two 861 00:40:41.360 --> 00:40:42.840 Raider games? They were point boobs? 862 00:40:42.880 --> 00:40:46.360 I've heard, but those those are from the early. 863 00:40:47.199 --> 00:40:49.480 But my friends have told me, who are perverts? May 864 00:40:49.519 --> 00:40:50.880 I add? 865 00:40:50.519 --> 00:40:54.719 My friends were like, oh, yeah, those boobs are pretty pointy. 866 00:40:54.719 --> 00:41:00.320 Crofts cone boobs, my friend, that's what I want. 867 00:41:00.559 --> 00:41:01.800 You want the boobs? 868 00:41:02.119 --> 00:41:08.360 Yeah, PlayStation one tomb Raider boobs. Okay, it's my friend. 869 00:41:08.800 --> 00:41:12.039 I just had I had an idea, a thought. It's 870 00:41:12.079 --> 00:41:14.039 really not an idea. It's just a fleeting image of 871 00:41:14.239 --> 00:41:21.159 Samahayek from Dustled On Fighting Elizabeth Hurley from the I'm 872 00:41:21.159 --> 00:41:23.519 Not sure, what if it's like a movie or a 873 00:41:24.119 --> 00:41:26.159 like a theatrical. 874 00:41:25.519 --> 00:41:30.519 Thing, the Wet Dream Special Special on. 875 00:41:30.400 --> 00:41:34.199 The top like for some reason, it's a very memory. 876 00:41:34.199 --> 00:41:36.280 I feel like I've gone back to it many times 877 00:41:36.760 --> 00:41:38.239 for a specific purpose. 878 00:41:37.920 --> 00:41:39.840 And be a good movie. It would just be a 879 00:41:39.840 --> 00:41:41.559 good movie. We like cinema would be. 880 00:41:41.519 --> 00:41:45.480 A great movie. Call up Deny vill Neu. He's he's good? 881 00:41:45.880 --> 00:41:46.800 Would he be the guy? 882 00:41:47.280 --> 00:41:49.840 Because he's Because it sounds art house and it looks 883 00:41:50.199 --> 00:41:52.800 in my head it's hard to explain. Sure, Alex Garland 884 00:41:52.800 --> 00:41:55.599 could probably do it, Sofia Coppola would probably want to 885 00:41:55.599 --> 00:41:59.519 be on board. I would imagine, uh, who's the who's 886 00:41:59.559 --> 00:42:04.320 the Gretta? Greta? Actually Greta has pitched something similar to me, 887 00:42:04.360 --> 00:42:06.719 so maybe she would want to. Okay, she want to 888 00:42:06.760 --> 00:42:08.519 work on this with me. I would script it for sure, 889 00:42:08.840 --> 00:42:11.559 and be cinematographer and direct it. 890 00:42:11.960 --> 00:42:19.320 Yeah, starred produced. 891 00:42:17.239 --> 00:42:18.119 The Referee of the Fight. 892 00:42:18.320 --> 00:42:24.400 Edited by Mike Maharty. 893 00:42:24.559 --> 00:42:25.719 You want to talk about video games? 894 00:42:26.039 --> 00:42:30.440 Oh yeah, sure, so horny. 895 00:42:30.519 --> 00:42:35.159 Now, guys, I don't know about you, but it is hot. 896 00:42:35.280 --> 00:42:38.760 It is the summer, and I am looking for summer wine. 897 00:42:39.400 --> 00:42:42.400 I love a nice glass of wine. In the summer. 898 00:42:42.760 --> 00:42:46.000 My biggest issue is how I'm going to find the 899 00:42:46.039 --> 00:42:48.679 type of wine that I want. 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Go to try Persleave dot com, 920 00:43:34.519 --> 00:43:37.159 slash fire Escape to sign up, you'll get your first 921 00:43:37.199 --> 00:43:39.840 six hand picked bottles for just forty four to ninety five. 922 00:43:40.079 --> 00:43:43.000 That's t R y F I R S t L 923 00:43:43.039 --> 00:43:46.199 e a f dot com slash fire Escape, Try a 924 00:43:46.199 --> 00:43:48.920 purse leaf dot com slash fire Escape. 925 00:43:50.320 --> 00:43:51.960 I've played a lot of games. 926 00:43:52.480 --> 00:43:54.679 What have you played well? 927 00:43:55.079 --> 00:44:00.440 I I'm going to start by talking about Bow of 928 00:44:00.480 --> 00:44:06.039 the Teal Lotus, which is another metroid vania, which is 929 00:44:06.280 --> 00:44:11.920 crazy genre where they're popping off this year. I remember 930 00:44:12.079 --> 00:44:16.400 talking to you about another one last episode. This one 931 00:44:16.679 --> 00:44:20.079 is more in the platforming space. I would compare it 932 00:44:20.159 --> 00:44:26.039 more to Or because it's very much about platforming, and 933 00:44:26.079 --> 00:44:31.840 then the the benefits that you're getting for your character 934 00:44:32.199 --> 00:44:36.679 help you traverse faster and get to different areas. 935 00:44:38.199 --> 00:44:42.039 Double jomp, the dash very important. You get those probably 936 00:44:42.079 --> 00:44:45.840 within the first three hours. It's beautiful. I would say 937 00:44:45.880 --> 00:44:49.239 it kind of looks like Okamie, like a water color 938 00:44:49.480 --> 00:44:52.079 animalistic space. It's very beautiful. 939 00:44:52.400 --> 00:44:53.960 You know one that does that really well? Have you 940 00:44:53.960 --> 00:44:54.679 played Hollow Night? 941 00:44:55.519 --> 00:44:55.639 God? 942 00:44:55.719 --> 00:45:01.000 Damn it, this one degree. The thing is like, you're 943 00:45:01.039 --> 00:45:03.840 such an ass. We know you're joking, but you forget 944 00:45:03.920 --> 00:45:07.119 every game. So it is quite possible that somewhere in 945 00:45:07.159 --> 00:45:09.280 the recesses of your brain, you have forgotten that you. 946 00:45:09.440 --> 00:45:15.840 I wouldn't forget a masterpiece. I always say, anyway. 947 00:45:15.280 --> 00:45:19.599 I've I have always said, it's a masterpiece. You have 948 00:45:19.800 --> 00:45:22.440 just gotten on this train, you have just come to 949 00:45:22.519 --> 00:45:28.880 see I can it literally happened two weeks ago. The 950 00:45:29.000 --> 00:45:31.679 tape shows that I was right. 951 00:45:33.559 --> 00:45:33.800 Both. 952 00:45:34.639 --> 00:45:40.840 Path of the te Lotus is a metroid Vania platformer. 953 00:45:41.239 --> 00:45:46.679 It has really stunning artwork, boss fights that are not easy. 954 00:45:46.840 --> 00:45:50.199 It's got some tough boss fights to it, and again 955 00:45:50.320 --> 00:45:54.599 I would say, or like sequences where let's say, a 956 00:45:54.599 --> 00:45:56.599 big wave of water is coming and so you have 957 00:45:56.639 --> 00:46:00.519 to traverse all these sequences in real time, like really 958 00:46:00.519 --> 00:46:02.960 hardcore platforming, and if you lose, you die and you 959 00:46:03.000 --> 00:46:06.320 have to start the entire scene over again. I've really 960 00:46:06.400 --> 00:46:08.320 enjoyed it. There's only been a couple times where I've 961 00:46:08.960 --> 00:46:11.440 not really been sure where I was supposed to go. 962 00:46:11.679 --> 00:46:14.199 It does not have all of the quality of life 963 00:46:14.280 --> 00:46:19.239 things that modern Metroidvanias have. You cannot take screen shots, 964 00:46:19.400 --> 00:46:22.960 you cannot mark your map, which I think is disappointing, 965 00:46:23.599 --> 00:46:28.639 But I think it does have really excellent design in 966 00:46:28.679 --> 00:46:33.360 the sense of character design, is really beautiful. I love 967 00:46:33.599 --> 00:46:36.159 some of the different characters I'm interacting with, like giant 968 00:46:36.199 --> 00:46:42.280 monkey with little kids, that's so cute, really beautiful, nine 969 00:46:42.320 --> 00:46:46.360 tailed foxes. It's a fascinating game. I do enjoy it, 970 00:46:47.280 --> 00:46:51.159 and I'm planning on playing more of it, So bo 971 00:46:51.400 --> 00:46:53.719 Path of the Tia Lotus. For all the metroid Vana 972 00:46:53.760 --> 00:46:54.880 fans out there, do. 973 00:46:55.079 --> 00:46:56.599 You think we're gonna get to a point where if 974 00:46:56.639 --> 00:47:00.239 a Metroidvania comes out and it doesn't have you know, 975 00:47:00.280 --> 00:47:02.880 like taking pictures or at least putting map markers down, 976 00:47:03.079 --> 00:47:04.360 it's going to be seen as like, how the fuck 977 00:47:04.400 --> 00:47:05.880 did they fight? Like, do you think it's going to 978 00:47:05.920 --> 00:47:09.000 be that commonplace? Because of Prince of Persia and other 979 00:47:09.039 --> 00:47:09.760 games doing that. 980 00:47:09.719 --> 00:47:13.840 So well, it's become it's just come to be an 981 00:47:13.920 --> 00:47:18.519 expectation to me. Because Prince of Persia was January as 982 00:47:18.599 --> 00:47:23.679 far as I'm jeesus, this year, I know, and you 983 00:47:23.719 --> 00:47:26.920 know a lot of games are already cooked by this point, right, 984 00:47:27.000 --> 00:47:29.039 so they didn't know to put that in there, just 985 00:47:29.079 --> 00:47:32.000 like how Hollow Knight really shaped a lot of modern games, 986 00:47:32.000 --> 00:47:33.559 but it took a couple of years for that for 987 00:47:33.599 --> 00:47:35.320 everyone to be like, oh, you got to have this stuff. 988 00:47:35.639 --> 00:47:40.320 So just realized Hollow Knight was doing that map marker stuff, 989 00:47:40.639 --> 00:47:43.039 and you know, I doubt it was the first, but 990 00:47:43.280 --> 00:47:45.199 I feel like when I've talked about that concept of 991 00:47:45.239 --> 00:47:48.239 like marking the map, I've always brought up Breath of 992 00:47:48.280 --> 00:47:50.719 the Wild. I mean, granted very different games. You know, 993 00:47:50.880 --> 00:47:52.639 that was a big open world map thing, so I 994 00:47:52.679 --> 00:47:55.400 think that was a fairly different thing. But yeah, the 995 00:47:55.480 --> 00:47:58.719 marking the map thing, I'm trying to think pre Hollow Night, 996 00:47:58.760 --> 00:48:01.880 can you think of examples, regardless of genre, where you 997 00:48:01.920 --> 00:48:04.360 could mark the map Metrodvenea, open. 998 00:48:04.119 --> 00:48:06.599 World like custom waypoints. 999 00:48:06.960 --> 00:48:08.519 Custom one's not just I know, you can just set 1000 00:48:08.559 --> 00:48:10.360 like a custom waypoint like a GTA and it'll like 1001 00:48:10.440 --> 00:48:12.599 your GPS will guide you. But like I'm talking about 1002 00:48:12.599 --> 00:48:14.880 more like, hey, you've got these different icons you can 1003 00:48:14.920 --> 00:48:16.920 put down, like Breath the Wild style, Hollow Night style, 1004 00:48:16.960 --> 00:48:17.280 you know. 1005 00:48:17.360 --> 00:48:21.000 Right, or like there's a wall and I can't break it, 1006 00:48:21.079 --> 00:48:23.440 but it looks breakable, so I'm going to put a 1007 00:48:23.480 --> 00:48:25.679 marker on my map that says like can't get through 1008 00:48:26.320 --> 00:48:29.519 but should eventually and it a thing. 1009 00:48:29.920 --> 00:48:32.199 Yeah, or like animal Well where you can straight up 1010 00:48:32.440 --> 00:48:33.920 right on the map at a certain point you know. 1011 00:48:34.119 --> 00:48:36.679 I think that's genius. I wrote Dan sucks on my map. 1012 00:48:36.719 --> 00:48:38.280 I have it. 1013 00:48:38.400 --> 00:48:41.039 I did. I can show you I did. I'll take 1014 00:48:41.039 --> 00:48:47.199 a screenshot. I think this game has a lot of that, 1015 00:48:47.320 --> 00:48:49.679 those elements where you'll walk on the ground and the 1016 00:48:49.679 --> 00:48:51.800 ground will shake and I try to do like a 1017 00:48:51.800 --> 00:48:54.559 ground pound and it doesn't move, but it's shaking. So 1018 00:48:54.599 --> 00:48:56.480 it's like, I know I'm going to be able to 1019 00:48:56.559 --> 00:49:00.159 eventually get through there, which is really exciting. It It 1020 00:49:00.280 --> 00:49:02.679 just has a lot of the elements of games that 1021 00:49:03.559 --> 00:49:06.599 I like, and I can tell this is going to 1022 00:49:06.599 --> 00:49:10.079 be one that I'm going to enjoy. It's visually very pretty, 1023 00:49:10.239 --> 00:49:13.320 the music is nice. It's got some like some of 1024 00:49:13.360 --> 00:49:15.639 my foibles with it is it's it's got some rough 1025 00:49:16.480 --> 00:49:20.679 combat where I don't think it's as meaty as modern 1026 00:49:21.239 --> 00:49:23.519 combat systems where you know, when you like slice something, 1027 00:49:23.519 --> 00:49:25.760 you can feel that you're like kind of cutting through. 1028 00:49:25.920 --> 00:49:27.639 This one just doesn't feel as smooth. 1029 00:49:27.719 --> 00:49:30.239 But the platforming is that can hurt, because like I 1030 00:49:30.280 --> 00:49:33.519 remember I like the platforming and that tales of kenzeru 1031 00:49:33.800 --> 00:49:37.119 Zau game, and but I remember thinking the combat was 1032 00:49:37.199 --> 00:49:39.039 kind of like Okay, I got some aero stuff, but 1033 00:49:39.079 --> 00:49:41.440 like the melee stuff never felt that great, especially like 1034 00:49:41.599 --> 00:49:44.440 I consider Prince of Persia and now Hollow Night despite 1035 00:49:44.440 --> 00:49:46.840 being several years old, Like those games had like meaty 1036 00:49:47.000 --> 00:49:49.960 combat that had some like real you know collision to it. 1037 00:49:50.000 --> 00:49:51.880 You know, yeah, it made you feel good. Oh, this 1038 00:49:51.960 --> 00:49:57.119 game also has a uh, how would you call this 1039 00:49:57.199 --> 00:49:58.400 a badge system? 1040 00:49:58.800 --> 00:49:58.960 Right? 1041 00:49:59.039 --> 00:50:01.760 You know? In my Troy Sorry and Hollowinite, you can 1042 00:50:01.800 --> 00:50:03.719 get badges, but you only have so many slots, and 1043 00:50:03.760 --> 00:50:05.840 certain badges take up more slots than other ones, so 1044 00:50:05.880 --> 00:50:07.599 you have to be particular with which ones you take. 1045 00:50:08.000 --> 00:50:10.039 This game is very similar. It'll have one where it'll 1046 00:50:10.039 --> 00:50:12.360 be like, hey, you can heal faster and you'll heal 1047 00:50:12.400 --> 00:50:16.000 more juice, but it takes all three of your slots 1048 00:50:16.039 --> 00:50:18.880 and so it's very precious. Whereas I picked one that 1049 00:50:19.039 --> 00:50:23.079 extended the length of my sword, which is the most 1050 00:50:23.199 --> 00:50:28.599 valuable I feel like, of any badge ever talk about 1051 00:50:28.599 --> 00:50:32.920 the specific one the nail longer. Yeah, I love the 1052 00:50:33.039 --> 00:50:36.440 Anything that extends the reach of my weapon I think 1053 00:50:36.559 --> 00:50:39.280 is worth gold. It's like the number one thing that 1054 00:50:39.320 --> 00:50:41.519 I always do when I played the shooting game that 1055 00:50:41.599 --> 00:50:43.079 you like that looks like crap? 1056 00:50:44.760 --> 00:50:46.480 Oh, many shoot adventures. 1057 00:50:46.039 --> 00:50:50.400 Many shoot adventures. Very first thing upgrade it. Well, I 1058 00:50:50.400 --> 00:50:54.199 wanted to say about you that the range of my 1059 00:50:54.280 --> 00:50:56.679 weapon was the very first thing I upgraded all the way. 1060 00:50:56.840 --> 00:51:02.880 It's so valuable, it's so valid. Any anyway that I mean, 1061 00:51:02.960 --> 00:51:04.599 there's really not that much more to say about it. 1062 00:51:04.599 --> 00:51:08.159 It's pretty. Uh, it's it's very animally. There's lots of 1063 00:51:08.159 --> 00:51:10.800 different environments. I'm already in, like a snow environment, which 1064 00:51:10.840 --> 00:51:15.079 is pretty rad. Uh. Apparently it's hand drawn, which is amazing. 1065 00:51:15.079 --> 00:51:18.119 I could absolutely see that because it's so pretty. Give 1066 00:51:18.159 --> 00:51:18.599 it a shot. 1067 00:51:19.320 --> 00:51:19.760 Nice? 1068 00:51:21.159 --> 00:51:24.480 What What else am I playing? I'm well, you both 1069 00:51:24.480 --> 00:51:26.599 have played. I'm so glad you're here. 1070 00:51:27.280 --> 00:51:32.639 Thank goodness you're here. If if you're listening to this 1071 00:51:32.719 --> 00:51:34.400 when it comes out, I think you still got a 1072 00:51:34.440 --> 00:51:36.039 day or two before the game comes out. That's why 1073 00:51:36.039 --> 00:51:37.440 it was delayed a little bit. Today was so we 1074 00:51:37.440 --> 00:51:41.360 could talk about this from Bargo. Oh my god, Mary, 1075 00:51:41.400 --> 00:51:42.639 I I gave you the Herd, so I give you 1076 00:51:42.719 --> 00:51:44.599 both the hard sell. Mary, you played it. I don't know, 1077 00:51:44.719 --> 00:51:46.320 Mike did Mike did. 1078 00:51:46.119 --> 00:51:49.000 You when this is the first time I'm seeing the 1079 00:51:49.039 --> 00:51:50.840 name of this game is on this doc what you 1080 00:51:50.559 --> 00:51:50.800 told you? 1081 00:51:50.880 --> 00:51:52.920 This is just rude. This is wow. 1082 00:51:52.960 --> 00:51:54.239 You've talked about this game to us. 1083 00:51:54.480 --> 00:51:58.639 Oh my god, I've got screenshots. Listen. I had never 1084 00:51:58.679 --> 00:52:01.400 heard of this game, and then I started hearing some 1085 00:52:01.519 --> 00:52:05.239 chatter among Giant Bomb and there are some folks being like, hey, 1086 00:52:05.920 --> 00:52:07.760 talking big on this game, and so I just kind 1087 00:52:07.760 --> 00:52:11.719 of checked it out. Side unseen immediate feeling I had 1088 00:52:11.760 --> 00:52:13.320 on it when I booted it up is it is 1089 00:52:13.480 --> 00:52:16.280 the most British thing I've ever seen in my entire life. 1090 00:52:17.559 --> 00:52:23.280 Show it is it is so it is absolute British comedy. Yes, 1091 00:52:23.360 --> 00:52:26.559 it is kind of like peep Show because they're always 1092 00:52:27.599 --> 00:52:34.079 being very cheeky, even delicately dancing around sexual content. I'll 1093 00:52:34.079 --> 00:52:36.599 give you an example. Very early in this game. I 1094 00:52:36.679 --> 00:52:38.719 actually do not know what genre of game this is. 1095 00:52:38.760 --> 00:52:41.599 I don't know how the buck Okay, it's it's so odd. 1096 00:52:41.719 --> 00:52:46.199 There's two buttons. It's it's wahs walk around and hit smack. Yeah, 1097 00:52:46.519 --> 00:52:47.800 that's the only that's all you have. 1098 00:52:48.079 --> 00:52:49.320 I don't know if you have a name. You're a 1099 00:52:49.360 --> 00:52:50.960 cool little dude, and your guy with a big head 1100 00:52:50.960 --> 00:52:51.599 that walks around. 1101 00:52:51.960 --> 00:52:55.239 You're small, you look like a lemon with legs, and 1102 00:52:55.480 --> 00:52:58.800 I anyway, early on the game, someone was like, I 1103 00:52:58.840 --> 00:53:02.960 gotta get this lawn work done, and so I hit 1104 00:53:03.039 --> 00:53:07.519 the mower. I immediately start mowing. A very funny sequence 1105 00:53:07.559 --> 00:53:09.559 happens with this mower. I just think a lot of 1106 00:53:09.559 --> 00:53:11.920 this stuff you have to experience to actually enjoy it, 1107 00:53:11.960 --> 00:53:15.440 but very funny where you're like mowing and it's focusing 1108 00:53:15.440 --> 00:53:17.400 on these flowers, and the flowers are telling each other 1109 00:53:17.400 --> 00:53:19.239 how much they love each other, and you're just kind 1110 00:53:19.239 --> 00:53:22.760 of mowing closer and closer and closer to these flowers 1111 00:53:22.800 --> 00:53:25.960 who were saying I love you, and then you mow 1112 00:53:26.039 --> 00:53:29.960 over one of them and just kill its like partner. 1113 00:53:30.760 --> 00:53:34.719 And then I returned the mower to the guy in 1114 00:53:34.800 --> 00:53:38.440 the game and he goes, ah, I had a really 1115 00:53:38.440 --> 00:53:40.920 good gripa on that mow. I'll have to have it, 1116 00:53:41.039 --> 00:53:46.559 have to have you talk to my wife, and I 1117 00:53:46.639 --> 00:53:50.559 remember being like, what, like you just the whole game 1118 00:53:50.639 --> 00:53:54.119 makes you look around and be like that was the 1119 00:53:54.159 --> 00:53:55.679 sex thing, isn't it? 1120 00:53:55.679 --> 00:53:57.039 It's I haven't thought. 1121 00:53:58.519 --> 00:53:58.760 It is. 1122 00:53:58.880 --> 00:54:00.960 Oh my god, there's so much any sex jokes in 1123 00:54:01.000 --> 00:54:02.239 this game. It blows my mind. 1124 00:54:03.719 --> 00:54:07.800 Like pies and sweet pies are very very well, yes, 1125 00:54:07.840 --> 00:54:09.840 but I don't feel like it was overtly going for 1126 00:54:09.960 --> 00:54:11.800 sexual stuff. I thought it was just very British, just 1127 00:54:11.840 --> 00:54:14.760 like the game is. I guess it's kind of adventure game, 1128 00:54:15.119 --> 00:54:17.360 kind of platform where you can't die. It's just like 1129 00:54:17.639 --> 00:54:20.119 you're walking around as this dude and you're gonna run 1130 00:54:20.119 --> 00:54:22.119 into someone's like, oh, thank goodness you're here. Can you 1131 00:54:22.159 --> 00:54:24.199 fix the stores all fucked up? Can you fix the store? 1132 00:54:24.239 --> 00:54:26.119 And you're just going around on the shelves punching stuff 1133 00:54:26.159 --> 00:54:28.400 basically until it's fixed, or like oh I need to 1134 00:54:28.440 --> 00:54:31.679 find these things. Or there are a bunch of recurring 1135 00:54:31.719 --> 00:54:35.360 bits that are funny on their own, but the animation 1136 00:54:35.519 --> 00:54:39.920 style and the comedic timing on everything is unmatched. Like 1137 00:54:39.960 --> 00:54:42.280 I couldn't do it justice, like trying to explain a 1138 00:54:42.360 --> 00:54:44.840 joke or anything. I will say I think it's the 1139 00:54:45.000 --> 00:54:48.360 funniest game I've ever played. I think I don't. I've 1140 00:54:48.400 --> 00:54:50.679 said a lot, how I don't think games in general 1141 00:54:50.800 --> 00:54:52.960 to date have done comedy that well. I think some 1142 00:54:53.840 --> 00:54:56.039 portal hit Man, but like Hitman's almost like a weird 1143 00:54:56.079 --> 00:54:59.559 physical comedy. Hitman's got really funny NPC dialogue stuff too. 1144 00:54:59.639 --> 00:55:01.960 Hitman's very funny, but like it's few and far between 1145 00:55:02.039 --> 00:55:05.199 that a game makes me laugh. This game, it's like 1146 00:55:05.239 --> 00:55:07.920 three hours long. Played the whole thing in a hotel 1147 00:55:07.960 --> 00:55:10.480 bed while I was in Kansas City, and I was 1148 00:55:10.559 --> 00:55:14.519 just smiling and laughing to myself the entire time. It 1149 00:55:14.679 --> 00:55:16.920 is such a joy, just the den recurring pits, like 1150 00:55:16.960 --> 00:55:19.760 there's this little sad kid that's always sitting on a 1151 00:55:19.800 --> 00:55:22.039 bench and he's always got like a little pop. It's 1152 00:55:22.079 --> 00:55:24.239 got a little sausage pop or a pasty pop or 1153 00:55:24.280 --> 00:55:26.239 a weenie sausage and whatever he calls it. It's all 1154 00:55:26.320 --> 00:55:28.760 very British and you go out like yeah, and you're 1155 00:55:28.760 --> 00:55:31.159 one way of like interacting with anything. It's just punching it. 1156 00:55:31.360 --> 00:55:33.559 And so you punch him and it always just makes 1157 00:55:33.559 --> 00:55:35.559 the sausage thing just like a splat in his face 1158 00:55:35.760 --> 00:55:37.960 and he's like, oh, he was so excited to eat it, 1159 00:55:38.000 --> 00:55:39.719 and he's like, oh, my pasty pump. 1160 00:55:41.280 --> 00:55:43.119 The fact that Mary is picking up on a lot 1161 00:55:43.159 --> 00:55:45.559 of sexuality and Dan, you didn't get any of it 1162 00:55:45.599 --> 00:55:47.760 and makes me think it actually is really British because 1163 00:55:47.760 --> 00:55:51.039 they're British people are never forward about the sexuality. 1164 00:55:51.039 --> 00:55:53.079 Stuff, and I like British humor. I don't think it's 1165 00:55:53.079 --> 00:55:54.559 a lot of sexual stuff. There might be some. 1166 00:55:55.079 --> 00:55:59.079 There's a lot and it's subtle. I think. I think 1167 00:55:59.079 --> 00:56:01.159 good homework. Then mic is for you to play it 1168 00:56:01.280 --> 00:56:05.440 and count how many sexual things are because there's there's 1169 00:56:05.480 --> 00:56:08.599 a lot. There's a lot in it, but it's not overt. 1170 00:56:08.880 --> 00:56:10.800 It's kind of like that one I was. I think 1171 00:56:10.840 --> 00:56:14.519 that one is a good example with the lot with 1172 00:56:14.559 --> 00:56:16.800 the mower. He's like, you're gonna have to talk to 1173 00:56:16.840 --> 00:56:19.320 my wife, which is just like, we all know what 1174 00:56:19.360 --> 00:56:22.480 that means. But it wasn't literal the way he was 1175 00:56:22.519 --> 00:56:25.760 saying it. It's very casual the way these references are 1176 00:56:25.840 --> 00:56:29.800 are sprinkled in. This one's not sexual. But I also 1177 00:56:30.079 --> 00:56:32.920 I laughed out loud a lot playing this game. And 1178 00:56:33.119 --> 00:56:37.079 another one was I went all the way down a 1179 00:56:37.119 --> 00:56:41.000 well and I'm at the bottom and a little worm 1180 00:56:41.119 --> 00:56:46.320 comes out and he just starts talking about his life family. 1181 00:56:47.360 --> 00:56:49.639 There's something you might not know about us worms, but 1182 00:56:49.760 --> 00:56:51.239 Dan hate pairs. 1183 00:56:51.480 --> 00:56:55.280 In the description on Steam, the town's colorful inhabitants are 1184 00:56:55.320 --> 00:56:59.079 brought to life with vibrant hand drawn animation, fully voiced dialogue, 1185 00:56:59.079 --> 00:57:01.440 and wall to all double entendres. 1186 00:57:03.239 --> 00:57:07.519 M I'll have to play it again, but it's like 1187 00:57:07.639 --> 00:57:12.000 that the recurring bits are like you falled out a fireplace, 1188 00:57:12.079 --> 00:57:14.920 shoot and like get sit everywhere. That's not a sex thing. 1189 00:57:15.440 --> 00:57:18.719 Oh my god, there's actually I just like that. 1190 00:57:18.840 --> 00:57:20.840 They said, they like specifically pointed out. 1191 00:57:20.880 --> 00:57:24.039 It is filled with double entendres. It is filled with 1192 00:57:24.079 --> 00:57:29.559 double entendres. And there's even a scene where characters are doing. 1193 00:57:29.440 --> 00:57:34.840 It when it's just not on camera. When you're going around, 1194 00:57:35.239 --> 00:57:36.280 you're like outside. 1195 00:57:35.920 --> 00:57:37.679 Windows, You're outside a window. 1196 00:57:38.039 --> 00:57:41.400 Okay, I beg, okay, okay. Also, it's entirely possible. I 1197 00:57:41.519 --> 00:57:44.000 just forgot a lot of this game, and I probably 1198 00:57:44.000 --> 00:57:46.400 picked up on it when it I'm a smart guy, right, 1199 00:57:46.559 --> 00:57:47.400 just not present. 1200 00:57:48.639 --> 00:57:50.239 Let me let me I wonder how many times you've 1201 00:57:50.239 --> 00:57:52.920 been hit on Dan, and she's been like that to 1202 00:57:53.039 --> 00:57:54.519 my place if you need to know what I mean, 1203 00:57:54.559 --> 00:57:58.039 And she's like, I don't really know about that. Let 1204 00:57:58.119 --> 00:57:59.599 me give you my place. 1205 00:57:59.880 --> 00:58:02.199 I will give you Exhibit A and Exhibit B my 1206 00:58:02.360 --> 00:58:04.599 first date and my first kiss, and you can tell 1207 00:58:04.679 --> 00:58:08.559 me if your hypothesis is correct. First date, I'm fourteen. 1208 00:58:08.800 --> 00:58:11.280 I go to see what dreams may come? The one 1209 00:58:11.320 --> 00:58:14.000 about Robin Williams going to Hell in Heaven. I've been 1210 00:58:14.039 --> 00:58:16.920 there with Elizabeth. She asked me out, I've never kissed anyone. 1211 00:58:16.920 --> 00:58:19.320 I've never got on a date. I'm staring straight ahead. 1212 00:58:19.320 --> 00:58:22.440 I'm raw dogging what dreams may come. I'm just staring 1213 00:58:22.559 --> 00:58:25.079 at the fucking screen because I'm so nervous about being 1214 00:58:25.119 --> 00:58:27.719 on a date. She told me later that, like, I 1215 00:58:27.880 --> 00:58:29.639 was trying to kiss you that entire movie. You had 1216 00:58:29.719 --> 00:58:32.000 no idea you wouldn't turn your head an inch and 1217 00:58:32.280 --> 00:58:36.239 kiss me. I had no idea first actual kiss. I'm eighteen. 1218 00:58:37.000 --> 00:58:40.599 I go to see Minority Report with girl Rachel in 1219 00:58:40.679 --> 00:58:43.960 the dorms. I'm in college at this point. I'm driving back. 1220 00:58:44.119 --> 00:58:46.679 It's at night after the movie, and we get back 1221 00:58:46.679 --> 00:58:48.880 to the dorms and she's like, hey, perk Afew rows 1222 00:58:48.960 --> 00:58:52.239 back and I was like why and she was well, yeah, yeah, 1223 00:58:52.239 --> 00:58:54.159 and she's like, oh yeah, just perk Aphew's a smart 1224 00:58:54.199 --> 00:58:55.360 right here. What are you talking about? And I just 1225 00:58:55.440 --> 00:58:57.480 like it wasn't an argument, but I was like, I 1226 00:58:57.519 --> 00:58:58.960 just don't understand the logic. I don't get it, and 1227 00:58:59.000 --> 00:59:00.360 she's like, to us or not. 1228 00:59:00.760 --> 00:59:03.760 That's George Costanza when the girl asks him up to 1229 00:59:03.880 --> 00:59:05.719 her apartment when he's dropping her off. She's like, do 1230 00:59:05.760 --> 00:59:07.679 you want you want some coffee. He's like, ah no, 1231 00:59:07.800 --> 00:59:10.920 it's midnight. I would never sleep. I guess. 1232 00:59:11.320 --> 00:59:13.840 She's like, okay, all right, I play it again and 1233 00:59:13.880 --> 00:59:14.880 I'll look for sex stuff. 1234 00:59:16.360 --> 00:59:19.239 Dan. I have to ask. It's been throwing me off. Yeah, night, 1235 00:59:20.000 --> 00:59:21.880 when did you start looking at the camera. 1236 00:59:22.800 --> 00:59:25.360 I was wondering if you were. You're a very observer. 1237 00:59:25.800 --> 00:59:29.559 I really dislike when people do that, and I was like, 1238 00:59:29.599 --> 00:59:31.960 I don't think Dan usually does this. No, I gotta 1239 00:59:31.960 --> 00:59:34.760 tell Mary was talking about teleprompter. 1240 00:59:35.400 --> 00:59:39.000 Yeah, yeah, it's the it's hell gotta. I got it 1241 00:59:39.039 --> 00:59:40.880 for my birthday. I was telling Mary my mom got 1242 00:59:40.920 --> 00:59:42.880 me this really nice bottle of whiskey and a teleprompter. 1243 00:59:43.519 --> 00:59:46.199 So it's like, I use the telepropter for well, because 1244 00:59:46.239 --> 00:59:48.239 like right now, the reason is I switched the windows 1245 00:59:48.280 --> 00:59:50.519 around during the break and that's why you're just noticing it. 1246 00:59:50.800 --> 00:59:53.320 So I'm looking at you right now. I'm looking directly 1247 00:59:53.519 --> 00:59:58.000 at you too. I will see you, but the camera's 1248 00:59:58.039 --> 01:00:01.000 behind the glass, so like the camera and you. 1249 01:00:01.679 --> 01:00:04.400 Well, Mary was talking about bo I was like, oh god, 1250 01:00:04.559 --> 01:00:08.639 Dan became one of those people. I hate that. I 1251 01:00:08.679 --> 01:00:13.880 don't know. No, it's just funny because oh no, no, 1252 01:00:14.119 --> 01:00:25.840 it's oh it's do you want me to change it? No? No, no, no, no, 1253 01:00:25.960 --> 01:00:29.039 you're fine. It's just it's someone I really dislike in 1254 01:00:29.079 --> 01:00:32.519 the past did that all the time. I've probably talked 1255 01:00:32.559 --> 01:00:35.840 about him before to YouTube, not on the show. I 1256 01:00:35.960 --> 01:00:38.719 was just like, oh, I don't was Dan always one 1257 01:00:38.760 --> 01:00:40.719 of these people? Because a lot of people do it 1258 01:00:40.760 --> 01:00:41.719 and it doesn't bother me. 1259 01:00:41.880 --> 01:00:43.360 Well, you just look like you're like, I can put 1260 01:00:43.400 --> 01:00:44.840 my notes up there. I can put the cameras up there. 1261 01:00:44.880 --> 01:00:46.719 I figure like during zoom calls and podcasts, I generally 1262 01:00:46.760 --> 01:00:48.719 try that. Now came bothers me. 1263 01:00:48.880 --> 01:00:50.559 Now, Like, I didn't think about it. 1264 01:00:50.960 --> 01:00:52.840 I put my notes up there. 1265 01:00:54.199 --> 01:00:56.760 We'll pull the patrons see if they're like, what is 1266 01:00:56.800 --> 01:00:57.239 he doing? 1267 01:00:57.519 --> 01:01:01.320 Because I fisk you out, Mary, I think you should see. 1268 01:01:01.840 --> 01:01:02.440 What it looks like. 1269 01:01:02.840 --> 01:01:06.400 I'm looking at it. I'm looking at the screen. Yes, anyways, 1270 01:01:07.320 --> 01:01:09.639 thank goodness, you're here, married to you? 1271 01:01:09.679 --> 01:01:09.960 Beat it? 1272 01:01:10.719 --> 01:01:12.960 Yes, it's I rolled credits on it. It's only like 1273 01:01:13.079 --> 01:01:13.800 three hours long. 1274 01:01:13.880 --> 01:01:15.880 Yeah, yep, it's a breezy thing. I beat it in 1275 01:01:15.960 --> 01:01:16.639 like two sittings. 1276 01:01:16.840 --> 01:01:19.119 It's also it shouldn't be longer. 1277 01:01:19.559 --> 01:01:21.280 No, like it is the perfect length. 1278 01:01:21.280 --> 01:01:22.760 It's where it should be yep. 1279 01:01:23.079 --> 01:01:25.679 It's also like like not only is like the writing 1280 01:01:25.840 --> 01:01:28.519 really funny and everything, but like it's surreal and weird 1281 01:01:28.719 --> 01:01:31.199 in that like you're weird little guy with no he 1282 01:01:31.239 --> 01:01:33.679 doesn't talk, he doesn't have a name, you don't really 1283 01:01:33.760 --> 01:01:35.639 know what he's doing. He's just kind of wandering around 1284 01:01:35.679 --> 01:01:38.320 this British town. But like sometimes he's like normal size 1285 01:01:38.360 --> 01:01:40.920 and he's like similar size to other people walking around 1286 01:01:40.960 --> 01:01:42.960 the Times Square and everything. And then you like walk 1287 01:01:43.039 --> 01:01:45.159 in to where this guy's fixing like a fish and 1288 01:01:45.239 --> 01:01:47.480 chips thing and it cuts to like inside and you're 1289 01:01:47.559 --> 01:01:50.159 like a tiny, tiny, tiny little guy like walking across 1290 01:01:50.280 --> 01:01:53.039 the dude's belly as he's fixing the fish and chips machine, 1291 01:01:53.199 --> 01:01:55.440 and it's just like there's no explanation. It's just super 1292 01:01:55.519 --> 01:01:57.000 surreal weirdness sizes. 1293 01:01:57.440 --> 01:02:00.920 You go through tubes, you go through tunnels, you go 1294 01:02:01.039 --> 01:02:03.519 through pipes. At one point, it doesn't make any sense, 1295 01:02:03.679 --> 01:02:07.920 very evocative. It's surreal again all euphemisms for the old 1296 01:02:08.000 --> 01:02:08.480 in and out. 1297 01:02:08.639 --> 01:02:11.079 There is that store that closes because you jump up 1298 01:02:11.159 --> 01:02:12.679 on like it's like a food truck thing and you 1299 01:02:12.760 --> 01:02:14.199 jump up and it's just a big ass in the 1300 01:02:14.239 --> 01:02:16.639 window and you punch the ass and the sign comes 1301 01:02:16.679 --> 01:02:18.760 down and it says like closed, dude to bum swaddling 1302 01:02:18.880 --> 01:02:19.239 or something. 1303 01:02:19.679 --> 01:02:22.119 It's like, I think it says closed due to slappy 1304 01:02:22.119 --> 01:02:22.519 bum bum. 1305 01:02:23.039 --> 01:02:25.960 That's right. There's a lot of good signs in the background, 1306 01:02:26.000 --> 01:02:29.840 so like weird products and grocery stores and yeah, oh man, 1307 01:02:30.119 --> 01:02:30.920 it's the. 1308 01:02:30.960 --> 01:02:35.280 Aesthetic looks like British rural hey arnold like character. 1309 01:02:35.559 --> 01:02:38.679 Wow wow yeah, let me see what it looks in screenshats. 1310 01:02:39.400 --> 01:02:42.159 I was this went from a game I'd never heard 1311 01:02:42.199 --> 01:02:44.480 of to like thirty minutes later, I was in love 1312 01:02:44.519 --> 01:02:46.480 with this game. It's definitely going to be in my 1313 01:02:46.519 --> 01:02:49.039 top ten of the year, I think. And again, I 1314 01:02:49.400 --> 01:02:51.400 go into games. If you told me it's a comedy game, 1315 01:02:51.440 --> 01:02:52.920 and that's kind of the main thing it's got going 1316 01:02:53.000 --> 01:02:55.519 for it. And it's also like, you know, it's it's 1317 01:02:55.639 --> 01:02:57.320 I guess it's story based. It's not. 1318 01:02:57.599 --> 01:02:57.880 I guess. 1319 01:02:57.920 --> 01:02:59.639 I wouldn't call it. It's kind of dewey. You're just 1320 01:02:59.679 --> 01:03:01.119 kind of go around interacting with stores. 1321 01:03:01.159 --> 01:03:05.280 It's very dewy. You're helping people with tasks, right, like 1322 01:03:05.360 --> 01:03:07.840 the mowing of the lawn. That lady with the chip store, 1323 01:03:07.960 --> 01:03:10.679 she's like oh, I want to make me chippies, but 1324 01:03:11.199 --> 01:03:14.000 the oil is broken and we don't have a spana, 1325 01:03:14.079 --> 01:03:16.480 and so you got to go find the wrench so 1326 01:03:16.559 --> 01:03:19.119 that they can fix the chippy machine. And it's stupid, 1327 01:03:19.280 --> 01:03:22.440 like none of this stuff is important or impactful, but 1328 01:03:22.559 --> 01:03:26.400 it's funny, like the whole thing is cheeky and oozing charm. 1329 01:03:26.599 --> 01:03:27.800 It's it feels great. 1330 01:03:27.719 --> 01:03:30.679 To pleasure, but also it gets weirdly dark too, like 1331 01:03:30.760 --> 01:03:33.239 there's the stuff with the meat, and like there are 1332 01:03:33.360 --> 01:03:35.559 parts that were stance fucked up, kind of like I 1333 01:03:35.760 --> 01:03:36.760 appreciate it stuff. 1334 01:03:37.199 --> 01:03:41.000 Yeah, I think it's great. Uh, I do recommend it. 1335 01:03:42.039 --> 01:03:44.119 I think right around the time it ends, I was like, 1336 01:03:44.199 --> 01:03:46.239 all right, I've had it with this game, but like, 1337 01:03:47.000 --> 01:03:48.559 you know, three hours is. 1338 01:03:48.599 --> 01:03:51.000 The right amount of time in a way that like 1339 01:03:51.079 --> 01:03:53.280 I wasn't like bored by the end. I was just like, 1340 01:03:53.360 --> 01:03:56.199 all right, you stuck the whole Like every part of 1341 01:03:56.239 --> 01:03:59.320 that I enjoyed and it ended, and I wasn't left 1342 01:03:59.400 --> 01:04:01.519 being like, oh, another couple hours, and I didn't think 1343 01:04:01.519 --> 01:04:03.440 it overstated, it just welcome. I thought, how much is it? 1344 01:04:03.559 --> 01:04:03.960 Do you know? 1345 01:04:04.360 --> 01:04:07.440 I asked a good three hour game? It's not always 1346 01:04:07.519 --> 01:04:09.400 like the best sell for certain people. 1347 01:04:10.039 --> 01:04:11.159 But I think good about that. 1348 01:04:13.199 --> 01:04:17.360 I think it's a fantastic experience, and it's to me, 1349 01:04:17.519 --> 01:04:21.119 it's the equivalent of a good movie, right, so it's 1350 01:04:21.159 --> 01:04:21.960 worth the cost. 1351 01:04:21.800 --> 01:04:22.559 Of a movie to me. 1352 01:04:23.000 --> 01:04:25.559 Oh it's on Switch. Oh that'd be a good Switch game. 1353 01:04:25.800 --> 01:04:27.480 It's a great Steam that game. I played it on that. 1354 01:04:29.320 --> 01:04:31.840 Oh you know what, here's a price for it. And 1355 01:04:31.920 --> 01:04:34.159 let me see make sure this is right. Well, I 1356 01:04:34.239 --> 01:04:36.079 just didn't load once I clicked it. It says here 1357 01:04:36.239 --> 01:04:38.599 on the Google search thing. It says sixteen ninety nine 1358 01:04:38.679 --> 01:04:42.400 on Switch. Okay, I think that sound pretty good. 1359 01:04:42.679 --> 01:04:45.480 It's the cost of a movie, you know, So I 1360 01:04:45.519 --> 01:04:49.559 don't think that's bad. I would say, yeah, it's a 1361 01:04:49.599 --> 01:04:51.320 three hour experience. That's like the one thing to keep 1362 01:04:51.360 --> 01:04:52.519 in mind. I think it's fantastic. 1363 01:04:53.159 --> 01:04:53.320 Yes. 1364 01:04:53.400 --> 01:04:56.159 The developer's previous game is a free game, also on 1365 01:04:56.280 --> 01:04:59.559 Steam called The Good Time Garden. 1366 01:05:00.159 --> 01:05:00.480 Hm hmm. 1367 01:05:00.840 --> 01:05:03.840 Look it up, because it just is just like sexual organs, 1368 01:05:04.039 --> 01:05:05.719 well explore a throbbing. 1369 01:05:05.559 --> 01:05:10.159 Not to Dan, that's just a garden looks throbbing pink world. 1370 01:05:10.239 --> 01:05:12.679 I don't want to get that naked creatures to gather 1371 01:05:12.760 --> 01:05:15.639 food for your friend. The Schorcer experience, and then yeah, 1372 01:05:15.719 --> 01:05:17.599 the video is pretty watching. 1373 01:05:17.800 --> 01:05:20.280 Oh yeah, I think this game called. 1374 01:05:20.119 --> 01:05:21.960 The Birds and the Bees and he learned how to. 1375 01:05:21.960 --> 01:05:24.920 Guard good Time God and it sounds like a Laslow game. 1376 01:05:25.400 --> 01:05:26.480 This is my Good Time God. 1377 01:05:26.599 --> 01:05:29.880 Oh this looks fucked up too man twenty nineteen, Good 1378 01:05:29.920 --> 01:05:34.239 Time Garden interesting. Yeah is the developer, yeah, Cole Sepper, 1379 01:05:34.239 --> 01:05:38.199 also a very British sounding name. But yeah, yeah, huge, 1380 01:05:38.320 --> 01:05:40.599 huge into it, love it games? Are you funny? 1381 01:05:41.079 --> 01:05:43.599 I think it's great, a very good. It felt like 1382 01:05:43.679 --> 01:05:45.360 playing a modern cartoon. 1383 01:05:45.719 --> 01:05:47.760 Yep, yep, or like a just a great British comedy. 1384 01:05:47.840 --> 01:05:50.960 You know if you likes myny Python's the obvious one. 1385 01:05:51.000 --> 01:05:52.079 But yeah, British humor. 1386 01:05:53.880 --> 01:05:54.440 Good stuff. 1387 01:05:57.599 --> 01:06:00.800 I've been playing. I've played more Diablo FO. I got 1388 01:06:00.880 --> 01:06:05.719 into like World tiers three and four. That game's pacing 1389 01:06:05.840 --> 01:06:07.679 is odd. I think I mentioned this, but they don't 1390 01:06:07.679 --> 01:06:09.400 really tell you that you can't go to World tier 1391 01:06:09.639 --> 01:06:13.480 three until you beat the story, which I wish I 1392 01:06:13.519 --> 01:06:15.320 knew because I was taking my time with it being 1393 01:06:15.400 --> 01:06:17.239 an open world, as taking my time with side stuff. 1394 01:06:17.239 --> 01:06:19.480 I wish I had just plowed through the story and 1395 01:06:19.599 --> 01:06:21.440 then gone back to clean everything up and gotten more 1396 01:06:21.440 --> 01:06:23.719 experienced for it on higher levels. I recommend people do that. 1397 01:06:25.679 --> 01:06:28.679 I'm excited for that expansion. I think that game isn't 1398 01:06:28.679 --> 01:06:30.920 a great spot. I'm having a lot of fun with 1399 01:06:31.000 --> 01:06:35.880 it progression wise, loot wise, it becomes a lot. On 1400 01:06:36.039 --> 01:06:39.440 World tier four, you're like finishing a challenge or going 1401 01:06:39.519 --> 01:06:41.960 up in the battle pass, or getting three new good 1402 01:06:42.000 --> 01:06:44.679 pieces of loot that you're going to equip every five minutes, 1403 01:06:45.280 --> 01:06:52.800 so it becomes a lot. And I I something like, 1404 01:06:53.320 --> 01:06:56.239 thank goodness, your hair sounds nice because Diablo four is 1405 01:06:56.280 --> 01:06:58.760 definitely one of those games where I look back on, 1406 01:06:58.920 --> 01:07:02.400 like the past two hours spent playing it and like, huh, 1407 01:07:02.800 --> 01:07:05.039 I don't know if that was me enjoying a game 1408 01:07:05.199 --> 01:07:07.119 or just continuing to play it because there was a 1409 01:07:07.199 --> 01:07:09.800 drip feat of addictive things every five seconds whatever. 1410 01:07:09.880 --> 01:07:10.800 Anything sexual in that? 1411 01:07:11.679 --> 01:07:16.800 Oh yeah, Lilith herself is just all boobs and like 1412 01:07:16.920 --> 01:07:17.599 a shelf. 1413 01:07:17.679 --> 01:07:18.039 They call it. 1414 01:07:18.400 --> 01:07:20.519 Put it all that's but put her on my best friend. 1415 01:07:22.239 --> 01:07:25.079 Actually, no, a shelf might be either way. It was. 1416 01:07:26.639 --> 01:07:28.599 Jabble four is niggat spot much better than used to be. 1417 01:07:28.719 --> 01:07:30.440 But I haven't played much outside of that. 1418 01:07:30.760 --> 01:07:32.960 I would like to try that more. I you know, 1419 01:07:33.039 --> 01:07:34.519 I did put it on my Steam deck at one point, 1420 01:07:34.559 --> 01:07:35.880 thinking like, oh, this is on a flight, but you 1421 01:07:35.920 --> 01:07:38.639 had to be like logged into battle neet or whatever, like, well, 1422 01:07:38.719 --> 01:07:41.400 that sucks. That seems like that'd be an ideal game 1423 01:07:41.480 --> 01:07:43.519 to play on a plane or something and just kill time. 1424 01:07:43.599 --> 01:07:46.079 But yeah, having to well, plans have Wi Fi now, 1425 01:07:46.119 --> 01:07:47.960 but I think it just has to connect. But still 1426 01:07:48.199 --> 01:07:49.599 just let me play it offline. 1427 01:07:49.840 --> 01:07:52.880 I can't imagine Diable Forward run well on plane Wi Fi. 1428 01:07:54.320 --> 01:07:56.280 Well if it just has to do like an online check, 1429 01:07:56.760 --> 01:07:58.280 you know, it's all. 1430 01:07:59.800 --> 01:08:02.159 I've seen bad rubber banding and then I had to 1431 01:08:02.199 --> 01:08:04.719 reset my WiFi here. I don't know. Maybe maybe you'd 1432 01:08:04.760 --> 01:08:09.079 have good luck. No, because it's actually running. You're in 1433 01:08:09.400 --> 01:08:11.679 the world that you you make your characters in is 1434 01:08:11.719 --> 01:08:15.039 a server of X number of players, okay, because it's 1435 01:08:15.199 --> 01:08:17.279 you can run into other players in the open world. 1436 01:08:17.399 --> 01:08:21.399 So it's not just like Diablo three for instance, that 1437 01:08:21.439 --> 01:08:22.800 it just needs to check that you are in. 1438 01:08:22.840 --> 01:08:25.960 Fact on the okay, gotcha. Yeah, I'm curious check it out. 1439 01:08:26.199 --> 01:08:28.520 You know, you got codes for a PS five and 1440 01:08:28.560 --> 01:08:30.560 I'd like to play it, And it's just things are 1441 01:08:30.600 --> 01:08:33.000 actually kind of starting to come out now, so once, 1442 01:08:33.039 --> 01:08:35.039 once there's a dearth, then I do want to check 1443 01:08:35.079 --> 01:08:35.279 it out. 1444 01:08:35.560 --> 01:08:38.520 Yeah, things are picking up, but I agree. I really 1445 01:08:38.680 --> 01:08:41.520 enjoyed it when it came out and I dropped off, 1446 01:08:41.600 --> 01:08:42.880 and I'd like to get back into it. 1447 01:08:44.520 --> 01:08:47.800 Uh, Mary, you is this blued Blood? 1448 01:08:48.399 --> 01:08:51.800 I've been calling it hashtag blood spelled b l U 1449 01:08:51.960 --> 01:09:02.640 D blued. Nineties cartoon style game Dungeon Crawler's probably how 1450 01:09:02.680 --> 01:09:07.840 I would describe it. You're a girl in school and 1451 01:09:08.239 --> 01:09:12.159 you find out that you're a vampire hunter of sorts, 1452 01:09:12.399 --> 01:09:16.920 and you start killing creatures of the night with a 1453 01:09:17.000 --> 01:09:20.000 lot of the tools that a school girl would have, 1454 01:09:20.439 --> 01:09:24.479 like pencils. You throw the pencil like a like a dagger, 1455 01:09:24.600 --> 01:09:26.479 and if you can get them in the heart, you 1456 01:09:26.560 --> 01:09:30.720 can take out vampires that way. It's pretty neat, but 1457 01:09:30.880 --> 01:09:34.640 it has a lot of really cheeky charm as well. 1458 01:09:34.960 --> 01:09:39.439 The entire game is very phone focused, and you get 1459 01:09:39.600 --> 01:09:44.199 all of your tasks through a social media app. You 1460 01:09:44.359 --> 01:09:48.600 also take selfies throughout the game, and they have pre 1461 01:09:48.920 --> 01:09:52.640 made reactions in your selfie, so when you take a 1462 01:09:52.720 --> 01:09:54.880 selfie like with your friend or maybe in front of 1463 01:09:54.920 --> 01:09:58.800 a fountain or something, you can be like smiling, and cute. 1464 01:09:58.840 --> 01:10:00.399 You can make a silly face. I could be like 1465 01:10:00.520 --> 01:10:03.159 really upset or disgusted, or make a puke face. It's 1466 01:10:03.239 --> 01:10:09.399 kind of cute, and I think, ultimately this is a 1467 01:10:10.720 --> 01:10:15.880 very cheeky, very funny game where you are solving a 1468 01:10:16.039 --> 01:10:19.439 town crisis that's being overrun by vampires and you're essentially 1469 01:10:19.479 --> 01:10:21.359 trying to kill them and figure out what's causing all 1470 01:10:21.439 --> 01:10:25.079 of this. It's a bit unfortunate that I don't think 1471 01:10:25.079 --> 01:10:28.399 a combat is that enjoyable to me. I think it's 1472 01:10:28.399 --> 01:10:32.239 a bit simplistic. There's really not a lot of progression 1473 01:10:32.319 --> 01:10:34.880 in it. And I also found myself just getting frustrated 1474 01:10:34.960 --> 01:10:38.319 sometimes with the same enemies coming at me in the 1475 01:10:38.399 --> 01:10:42.399 same ways again and again again. But I played through 1476 01:10:42.439 --> 01:10:45.399 the whole damn thing. I burned through this game on 1477 01:10:45.479 --> 01:10:49.119 a flight. I loved it. I really did like the 1478 01:10:49.239 --> 01:10:55.279 story arc and going to school every day, solving puzzles 1479 01:10:55.279 --> 01:10:58.880 with my best friend and figuring out how I was 1480 01:10:58.920 --> 01:11:02.880 going to take down the main vampire demon god. And 1481 01:11:03.000 --> 01:11:06.479 it ended up having like a pretty satisfying ending when 1482 01:11:06.479 --> 01:11:08.800 I was able to like finally take him out. It's 1483 01:11:09.079 --> 01:11:13.520 it's a cute game. It has some really incredible animation sequences, 1484 01:11:13.600 --> 01:11:16.000 like watch the opening animation, You'll be like, what the hell, Like, 1485 01:11:16.199 --> 01:11:18.079 where did this come from? It surprised me. 1486 01:11:18.840 --> 01:11:21.119 I was just looking at some images and gifts here, 1487 01:11:21.159 --> 01:11:23.439 and yeah, it reminds me that like maybe like two 1488 01:11:23.640 --> 01:11:27.159 thousand style of like Nickelodeon, like Fairly Odds type stuff, 1489 01:11:27.199 --> 01:11:29.119 and something about the setting and everything reminds me that 1490 01:11:29.159 --> 01:11:32.439 remember they made that Scott Pilgrim game. Yes, yeah, I 1491 01:11:32.520 --> 01:11:34.000 kind of just brought me back to that a little 1492 01:11:34.039 --> 01:11:34.319 bit so. 1493 01:11:34.640 --> 01:11:36.560 But it reminds me of Dexter's Laboratory. 1494 01:11:36.920 --> 01:11:40.600 Yeah, yeah, that's what Cartoon Network. Yeah, yeah, cause I 1495 01:11:40.640 --> 01:11:43.359 think of that as like, you know, that era was 1496 01:11:43.479 --> 01:11:45.800 kind of like beyond my you know, like my sisters 1497 01:11:45.880 --> 01:11:48.000 watched that they were younger, and I remember thinking, like, 1498 01:11:48.159 --> 01:11:49.680 when I look at that art style, it reminds me 1499 01:11:49.720 --> 01:11:51.560 of like the cartoons my sisters would watch on like 1500 01:11:51.600 --> 01:11:53.720 Cartoon Network or Fairly odd Parents and all that stuff. 1501 01:11:54.600 --> 01:11:59.119 It's got style for days. It's very good. I just 1502 01:11:59.239 --> 01:12:02.119 really thought it was so cheeky and funny, and I 1503 01:12:02.439 --> 01:12:05.760 liked the conversations that took place in it. It is young. 1504 01:12:06.359 --> 01:12:08.520 I would say this is like a younger focused game 1505 01:12:09.039 --> 01:12:11.920 maybe for like younger audiences just the way that it's presented. 1506 01:12:12.439 --> 01:12:16.640 But as long as you're okay with that, it's an enjoyable, simple, 1507 01:12:16.880 --> 01:12:23.279 cutesy story that I completely I poured myself into it 1508 01:12:23.359 --> 01:12:25.439 over like a six and a half seven hour flight, 1509 01:12:25.520 --> 01:12:27.279 and I was like, that was great, what a good 1510 01:12:27.359 --> 01:12:27.960 use of time. 1511 01:12:28.439 --> 01:12:29.000 I liked it. 1512 01:12:29.079 --> 01:12:33.600 When I finished it. There's a really crazy bus sequence 1513 01:12:34.399 --> 01:12:37.399 that it's just all animated, and it's wild that they 1514 01:12:37.520 --> 01:12:41.560 animated all these cut scenes the way that they did. 1515 01:12:42.439 --> 01:12:44.000 I thought they put a lot of time and energy 1516 01:12:44.079 --> 01:12:46.520 into making the animations as fluid and as smooth as 1517 01:12:46.600 --> 01:12:49.279 they made it. So to me, that made up for 1518 01:12:49.319 --> 01:12:51.760 the fact that I did not care for the combat system, 1519 01:12:52.119 --> 01:12:53.520 and every once in a while I thought one of 1520 01:12:53.560 --> 01:12:58.520 the puzzles was dumb, but generally I thought that was 1521 01:12:58.680 --> 01:12:59.359 quite good. 1522 01:12:59.600 --> 01:13:04.520 That's blood b l U d Mary remind me I've 1523 01:13:05.239 --> 01:13:07.880 been thinking about Dungeons of Heinterberg for the last week 1524 01:13:07.960 --> 01:13:09.680 or two, and I was like, yeah, I'm on so 1525 01:13:09.720 --> 01:13:11.520 many fucking podcasts, and you know, like I talked to 1526 01:13:11.560 --> 01:13:13.760 Bond called Tien about games, and sometimes I forget where 1527 01:13:13.840 --> 01:13:19.079 somebody recommended something. Were you talking about Dungeons of Heindterberg. No, God, 1528 01:13:19.199 --> 01:13:20.560 damn it. I thought it must have been you. Who 1529 01:13:20.600 --> 01:13:22.399 the fuck was telling me about this game? Because I 1530 01:13:22.680 --> 01:13:24.720 note to myself to play it? I downloaded it, and 1531 01:13:24.800 --> 01:13:26.239 now I'm trying to remember who the fuck told me 1532 01:13:26.319 --> 01:13:28.239 to play it? And yeah, I don't know if I'd 1533 01:13:28.279 --> 01:13:29.159 like it or not. Have you played it? 1534 01:13:30.359 --> 01:13:32.359 I have never heard of this game? 1535 01:13:32.600 --> 01:13:35.520 The fuck was talking about it because it seemed like 1536 01:13:35.560 --> 01:13:37.239 a merry game, Like when I downloaded it and looked 1537 01:13:37.239 --> 01:13:39.520 at images and stuff like that day, this seems like 1538 01:13:39.520 --> 01:13:40.000 a merry game. 1539 01:13:40.159 --> 01:13:42.880 Looks like a merry game. Yeah, it's cool, like you're 1540 01:13:42.920 --> 01:13:44.960 like skating, You're like a little skater chick. 1541 01:13:45.279 --> 01:13:46.119 Yeah. I heard. 1542 01:13:46.119 --> 01:13:47.399 It's got a really good style. It's got these like 1543 01:13:47.560 --> 01:13:50.159 Zelda style dungeons like I want to check it out, 1544 01:13:50.159 --> 01:13:54.319 but I cannot remember who the fuck A weird way 1545 01:13:54.359 --> 01:13:55.840 that it was a merry game, you just didn't know 1546 01:13:55.880 --> 01:13:56.359 about it yet. 1547 01:13:56.560 --> 01:14:02.800 Yeah, it's like it is. Was that open world desert 1548 01:14:03.159 --> 01:14:07.319 scavenger game with Japanese Breakfast soundtrack from two years ago. 1549 01:14:10.199 --> 01:14:12.840 Japanese Breakfast. She did the soundtrack for it. I don't 1550 01:14:12.840 --> 01:14:14.479 know what that is. Mary. I feel like you should 1551 01:14:14.520 --> 01:14:18.520 know this Japanese Breakfast is the artist she did this 1552 01:14:18.640 --> 01:14:22.760 soundtrack for. It was like kind of quiet, meditative, open 1553 01:14:22.840 --> 01:14:25.439 world game where you're a scavenger, but you're like, you 1554 01:14:25.520 --> 01:14:28.800 get a hover bike. I think it was not Sable. 1555 01:14:30.039 --> 01:14:32.039 It was a table Okay, I remember. 1556 01:14:33.479 --> 01:14:34.600 That game was beautiful. 1557 01:14:35.039 --> 01:14:38.079 That looks similar to like that cell shaded third person 1558 01:14:38.159 --> 01:14:40.920 of Sable that Dungeons of Hinterberg does. 1559 01:14:41.000 --> 01:14:43.600 That is Mary. We both try to play this before 1560 01:14:43.680 --> 01:14:46.840 next time. Sure, I think this would be This seems 1561 01:14:46.880 --> 01:14:47.840 like something we might both like. 1562 01:14:48.319 --> 01:14:50.039 Yeah, this does seem like something I would like. 1563 01:14:50.359 --> 01:14:56.560 Yeah, my summer slam plate. I'll play this, Okay, Great's easy? 1564 01:14:58.319 --> 01:15:01.199 What else, Dan? What are you playing? Any World Championships? 1565 01:15:01.520 --> 01:15:06.239 This is the most me old man shit imaginable, and 1566 01:15:06.359 --> 01:15:09.279 it's for me, and it's hitting with me, and it's 1567 01:15:09.479 --> 01:15:13.199 uh yeah, it's I don't I could not. If you 1568 01:15:13.279 --> 01:15:15.880 didn't grow up with it, I don't think you care. 1569 01:15:16.000 --> 01:15:18.039 I think if you don't care about speed running and 1570 01:15:18.239 --> 01:15:20.520 you didn't grow up with any s stuff, it seems 1571 01:15:20.560 --> 01:15:22.960 like a hard sale to me. But for guys like 1572 01:15:23.119 --> 01:15:26.039 me and Greb and Minatti, who very much grew up 1573 01:15:26.199 --> 01:15:29.039 playing this stuff, we are obsessed with this game, despite 1574 01:15:29.560 --> 01:15:34.000 the inexplicable you've heard the leaderboard thing. No, oh god, okay, 1575 01:15:34.399 --> 01:15:36.439 so get this. It's like, you know, over one hundred challenges, 1576 01:15:36.520 --> 01:15:39.319 like little mini challenges of any s games. You know, Zelda, Mario, 1577 01:15:39.399 --> 01:15:41.079 you know, how fast can you get the mushroom type stuff. 1578 01:15:42.119 --> 01:15:47.560 There's no fucking leaderboards in the speed run game it's about. 1579 01:15:47.560 --> 01:15:51.760 It's called the nes World Championships. There are no leader there, 1580 01:15:52.000 --> 01:15:56.079 who are weekly leaderboards for specific challenges, no friends leaderboards, 1581 01:15:56.119 --> 01:15:57.840 so you can't see how your times go up against 1582 01:15:57.840 --> 01:16:00.399 your friends or anything. So we're fucking taking pictures of 1583 01:16:00.439 --> 01:16:02.840 our switch screens and tweeting them to each other or 1584 01:16:02.920 --> 01:16:05.359 discording to each other. That's how we have to track 1585 01:16:05.399 --> 01:16:08.399 who's winning or whatever. It's just the most Nintendo shit 1586 01:16:08.479 --> 01:16:10.960 ever where it's like you have this idea where it's 1587 01:16:11.119 --> 01:16:13.279 just so obvious that they show the reveal trailer and 1588 01:16:13.319 --> 01:16:14.760 everyone's like, oh, that's gonna be great. That'll be great 1589 01:16:14.760 --> 01:16:16.000 for leader words. We'll get to like we'll do a 1590 01:16:16.039 --> 01:16:18.239 bunch of streams and stuff and compete with each other. No, 1591 01:16:19.079 --> 01:16:22.239 it has none of that shit. So uh, it's fun. 1592 01:16:22.680 --> 01:16:25.920 I like seeing how fast I can beat Larry Koopa 1593 01:16:26.319 --> 01:16:29.520 and Mario three. But you know, if I get a 1594 01:16:29.560 --> 01:16:31.760 world record sitting by myself, I have to fucking like 1595 01:16:32.159 --> 01:16:34.960 videotape my thing with my phone and then upload it 1596 01:16:35.000 --> 01:16:37.279 to YouTube and go to speedrun dot com and upload 1597 01:16:37.359 --> 01:16:39.880 which I have. I'm not too good to do that. 1598 01:16:39.920 --> 01:16:42.239 I'll go do it. I'll do I don't like it. 1599 01:16:42.680 --> 01:16:44.479 I do kind of like it, but I just wish 1600 01:16:44.520 --> 01:16:47.600 it was in the fucking game, And then no understood 1601 01:16:47.600 --> 01:16:51.479 how to just at how does sometimes look like this 1602 01:16:51.640 --> 01:16:54.640 come through at like historically the most successful video game 1603 01:16:54.720 --> 01:16:58.760 publisher and developer of all time, and not one person's like, hey, 1604 01:16:58.960 --> 01:17:01.479 maybe the thing about getting fast times, maybe we should 1605 01:17:01.479 --> 01:17:04.439 have leader words in this, but it's just insane and 1606 01:17:05.119 --> 01:17:06.960 I don't know. It's also playing through a lot of 1607 01:17:07.000 --> 01:17:09.640 these old games, it does reinforce some stuff I've always 1608 01:17:09.720 --> 01:17:12.159 known of, like Man Kid Air Chris always sucked, and 1609 01:17:12.199 --> 01:17:14.640 then having realizations that like, oh, excite Bike, despite the 1610 01:17:14.680 --> 01:17:16.760 fact that everyone played it is not that fun. Ice 1611 01:17:16.800 --> 01:17:20.600 Climber's always sucked, Curve is overrated. But some of the stuff, 1612 01:17:20.640 --> 01:17:24.119 like Mario and everything extremely timeless, especially Mario three. Is 1613 01:17:24.159 --> 01:17:27.159 all this stuff's fun, but it's all just very first 1614 01:17:27.159 --> 01:17:29.079 party stuff you're not gonna and even those first party 1615 01:17:29.079 --> 01:17:30.640 doesn't have like punch out, it's missing a lot of 1616 01:17:30.680 --> 01:17:35.079 obvious ones. There's no Contra, there's no Caslvania. Yeah, I'm sure. 1617 01:17:35.119 --> 01:17:36.600 It's just a lot easier to like, hey, we've got 1618 01:17:36.680 --> 01:17:39.600 Mario and Zelda in Balloon Fight. Let's just put that out, 1619 01:17:39.680 --> 01:17:41.520 you know, instead of having to do all the like, well, 1620 01:17:41.560 --> 01:17:43.560 let's talk to Konami, let's talk to Capcom, get Mega 1621 01:17:43.600 --> 01:17:45.399 Man and Caslvanian and all this shit in there. Like 1622 01:17:45.479 --> 01:17:48.319 that would have made this a million times better, But 1623 01:17:48.479 --> 01:17:52.279 as it is, Look, we're nostalgic dorks for this era. 1624 01:17:52.439 --> 01:17:54.079 It's the shit we grew up on. So for a 1625 01:17:54.159 --> 01:17:57.920 guy like me, I've been playing it obsessively for the 1626 01:17:58.079 --> 01:18:01.039 last week. I mean I've probably made five thousand attempts 1627 01:18:01.079 --> 01:18:05.199 at various challenges like not exaggerating the number, but yeah, 1628 01:18:05.560 --> 01:18:07.800 some some huge mistakes there. And it's for a very 1629 01:18:07.880 --> 01:18:11.399 specific audience. I would say, do you recommend it if 1630 01:18:11.479 --> 01:18:14.840 you are a forty year old dude that started playing 1631 01:18:14.920 --> 01:18:17.319 games on the nes he a, it's for you. 1632 01:18:18.000 --> 01:18:21.479 If you're a footy year old mark walking around with 1633 01:18:21.600 --> 01:18:24.479 a handful of cash being like I don't like money. 1634 01:18:25.039 --> 01:18:27.840 I wish I had a mediocre game that reminded me 1635 01:18:27.960 --> 01:18:29.079 of the good old days. 1636 01:18:29.600 --> 01:18:32.359 It's a it's a good game. It's a good video game. 1637 01:18:32.800 --> 01:18:36.600 They half asked it and they stole your monies. 1638 01:18:37.439 --> 01:18:42.520 Oh that's classic Mary accusing devs of being lazy, lazy devs. 1639 01:18:42.840 --> 01:18:45.680 That's your gimmick, Mary, Move on. All you ever do 1640 01:18:45.800 --> 01:18:51.000 is lazy devs. Oh, Puddles and Spider Man, these lazy devs. 1641 01:18:53.279 --> 01:18:54.680 Those are the only ones who put in any of 1642 01:18:54.720 --> 01:18:56.079 the backbone these days. 1643 01:18:58.239 --> 01:19:00.439 But I'm not recommending this game, do you two? 1644 01:19:03.960 --> 01:19:06.960 This is the longest villain here. This is the this 1645 01:19:07.079 --> 01:19:10.199 is the longest my list of games that I need 1646 01:19:10.279 --> 01:19:12.760 to catch up on has been in years. 1647 01:19:13.000 --> 01:19:13.560 Hit us with it. 1648 01:19:14.119 --> 01:19:20.119 Uh, let's go back to the top game. The Operator. 1649 01:19:21.640 --> 01:19:23.800 Cass Marshall of urt Polygon wrote about it, you're kind 1650 01:19:23.880 --> 01:19:24.760 it's similar. 1651 01:19:24.439 --> 01:19:25.319 To one operator. 1652 01:19:26.560 --> 01:19:29.720 No, it's like her story kind of thing where you're 1653 01:19:30.840 --> 01:19:33.600 I think it's like nineties or eighties. You the game 1654 01:19:33.720 --> 01:19:38.199 interface itself is someone's computer screen nineties and you're like 1655 01:19:38.279 --> 01:19:41.720 trying to solve like Deep State CIA crime ship by 1656 01:19:41.800 --> 01:19:44.680 zooming in on different suspects on different cameras and like 1657 01:19:44.760 --> 01:19:48.760 going through this guy's files and his computer. Next a Ranger, 1658 01:19:49.000 --> 01:19:52.560 a role puzzling adventure. I actually don't know what that is. 1659 01:19:52.560 --> 01:19:53.439 I've wrote it down though. 1660 01:19:53.800 --> 01:19:58.279 Next, Oh, this was gong show like Mary here, uh 1661 01:19:58.600 --> 01:19:59.079 where it. 1662 01:19:59.079 --> 01:20:02.359 Goes out to my laptop? Uh, Panta Land? Lost in 1663 01:20:02.439 --> 01:20:05.399 Fanta Land, like don't you want to want to fast? 1664 01:20:05.760 --> 01:20:09.560 Lost in Fanta Land. It is described as into the 1665 01:20:09.640 --> 01:20:13.159 Breach meets Final Fantasy Tactics. It's like a road on 1666 01:20:13.279 --> 01:20:15.399 a small board. But I'm sorry, what's the name of 1667 01:20:15.479 --> 01:20:19.800 this Lost in Fanta Land? One word is it? Is? 1668 01:20:19.880 --> 01:20:22.039 It like fantas and that can be up for the 1669 01:20:22.159 --> 01:20:26.359 worst title of the year, So you're apparently it's like, uh, 1670 01:20:27.119 --> 01:20:29.479 Lost in Fanta lande is a retro pixel style roguelike 1671 01:20:29.479 --> 01:20:31.399 game that blends deck building and turn based tactics on 1672 01:20:31.479 --> 01:20:34.119 a checkerboard. But it's like Final Fantasy Tactics vibes. 1673 01:20:34.359 --> 01:20:37.720 Oh, I'm going to put that steam deck for flight 1674 01:20:37.880 --> 01:20:38.399 well people. 1675 01:20:38.680 --> 01:20:41.279 Ken Levine was tweeting about it and I was like, oh, damn, 1676 01:20:41.319 --> 01:20:42.399 this game does sound sick. 1677 01:20:42.840 --> 01:20:46.960 Oh oh I want to play this. Oh yeah that 1678 01:20:47.079 --> 01:20:48.279 I totally see the end of the breach. 1679 01:20:48.920 --> 01:20:56.119 Next this looks good. What the hell's fallen aces about 1680 01:20:56.239 --> 01:21:00.680 the Dave Osher game? It's the you know oh yeah yeah, yeah, 1681 01:21:00.720 --> 01:21:04.239 yeah yeah, like noir kind of. 1682 01:21:06.600 --> 01:21:07.760 Yeah yeah yeah yeah. 1683 01:21:08.399 --> 01:21:09.800 I still got to play crow Country. 1684 01:21:10.399 --> 01:21:11.479 Oh that's so good. 1685 01:21:11.880 --> 01:21:15.319 Dungeons of Hinderberg's on there now. I still have not 1686 01:21:15.399 --> 01:21:17.680 played the sniper game where you're going from guy to 1687 01:21:17.720 --> 01:21:22.680 guy with the bullet. Yeah. 1688 01:21:23.000 --> 01:21:29.520 Children, Children of the Sun, Oh yeah yeah, suncorn. 1689 01:21:30.479 --> 01:21:34.119 That's actually it an animal. Well, I have not caught 1690 01:21:34.239 --> 01:21:36.239 up on things. Anytime I play something, I don't have 1691 01:21:36.640 --> 01:21:41.680 my time to play games lately. Yeah. Between my my 1692 01:21:42.840 --> 01:21:46.039 like vacation and then work, I'm playing other stuff specifically 1693 01:21:46.119 --> 01:21:51.239 for work. Uh, and then free time, I'm like, I'll 1694 01:21:51.279 --> 01:21:53.640 play like an Hour of the Elbow because I can't 1695 01:21:53.680 --> 01:21:55.600 start anything and really sink into it. 1696 01:21:56.159 --> 01:21:58.560 I play crow Country again. 1697 01:21:59.159 --> 01:22:01.119 I know, I saw that I really need to play it. 1698 01:22:01.199 --> 01:22:02.560 Tim Turry and I were talking about it. 1699 01:22:02.880 --> 01:22:05.960 It's even better the second time. I want to say 1700 01:22:06.000 --> 01:22:09.439 this because I don't think I express The first time 1701 01:22:09.479 --> 01:22:11.880 I played crow Country, I was like, this is great. 1702 01:22:12.159 --> 01:22:14.439 It's really similar to Silent Hill, and it's great for 1703 01:22:14.920 --> 01:22:19.920 horror game enthusiasts because it's built very much in love 1704 01:22:20.039 --> 01:22:23.800 of old horror games like Silent Hill, so old fans 1705 01:22:23.800 --> 01:22:28.119 would love to correct. The thing I don't think I 1706 01:22:28.239 --> 01:22:32.119 conveyed is I gave this to my twelve year old 1707 01:22:32.199 --> 01:22:36.520 niece and she played through ninety percent of the game 1708 01:22:37.000 --> 01:22:39.640 in two days. She did not stop playing this game. 1709 01:22:39.760 --> 01:22:43.000 She's fucking addicted and she's very good at it. And 1710 01:22:43.079 --> 01:22:45.359 what I recognize is is this is not a game 1711 01:22:46.119 --> 01:22:48.840 for us oldies that are like wow, this reminds me 1712 01:22:48.920 --> 01:22:50.760 of games of old that are really good. They don't 1713 01:22:50.760 --> 01:22:52.960 make them like this no more. This is a modern 1714 01:22:53.319 --> 01:22:58.840 take on a game style that is still fucking good 1715 01:22:58.880 --> 01:23:02.880 to this day. It has modern niceties that I appreciate 1716 01:23:03.039 --> 01:23:05.520 that they did that I think help it be a 1717 01:23:05.600 --> 01:23:08.319 more modern game. But it looks and has that vibe 1718 01:23:08.359 --> 01:23:11.359 of a classic horror game. And she she absolutely loved it, 1719 01:23:11.479 --> 01:23:14.079 and it made me realize, like this is this is 1720 01:23:14.159 --> 01:23:16.239 like gody material, Like this is not just a game 1721 01:23:16.279 --> 01:23:18.239 that I liked because I because I'm nostalgic. It's a 1722 01:23:18.399 --> 01:23:18.960 very good game. 1723 01:23:19.119 --> 01:23:21.319 I think that's extremely telling what you're saying, because like 1724 01:23:21.399 --> 01:23:23.359 I have not played that, but I've just seen, you know, 1725 01:23:23.479 --> 01:23:25.760 screenshots and a little video of it, and it's like, oh, 1726 01:23:25.880 --> 01:23:27.439 you know, of course, my thought is like, oh, it's 1727 01:23:27.479 --> 01:23:30.720 like you know, late nineties to Rival Horror. You saying 1728 01:23:30.760 --> 01:23:32.359 that the gameplay is up to snuff to a degree 1729 01:23:32.439 --> 01:23:34.600 that a young person today could find joy in it 1730 01:23:34.880 --> 01:23:37.680 removed from nostalgia, Like, I think that's a pretty awesome 1731 01:23:37.720 --> 01:23:39.439 like serving two Master's thing of Like you can get 1732 01:23:39.439 --> 01:23:41.359 the nostalgia hip, but also it's like a good game 1733 01:23:41.439 --> 01:23:43.039 if you're a kid who doesn't give a fuck about 1734 01:23:43.359 --> 01:23:44.520 you know, she has all. 1735 01:23:44.319 --> 01:23:46.760 Those games, she's never played any of that shit before, 1736 01:23:46.880 --> 01:23:49.159 but she's always told me that she likes Harry games. 1737 01:23:49.199 --> 01:23:52.079 But she's twelve, and that's tough, right, because I can't 1738 01:23:52.079 --> 01:23:55.680 give her a really fucked up game. Croak contes is 1739 01:23:55.800 --> 01:23:56.119 in there. 1740 01:23:56.479 --> 01:23:58.399 I bet she would just as much enjoy to do 1741 01:23:58.479 --> 01:24:05.039 speed run challenges on Kiddick Right, kids, you got kid 1742 01:24:05.079 --> 01:24:06.159 writing the name, it's for you. 1743 01:24:06.680 --> 01:24:09.439 I would love the nes World Championships. 1744 01:24:09.760 --> 01:24:12.640 No, she would, No, she would not this game. 1745 01:24:13.640 --> 01:24:18.159 This game really did it threads the needle. I understood 1746 01:24:18.239 --> 01:24:22.039 the references and the appreciation of old Rezie and Silent Hill. 1747 01:24:22.319 --> 01:24:25.119 She appreciated it because she was like, it's very scary 1748 01:24:25.439 --> 01:24:27.520 there's monsters that are coming at me. I don't have 1749 01:24:27.640 --> 01:24:30.159 that much AMMO. The game is also very forgiving. When 1750 01:24:30.199 --> 01:24:32.840 you run out of AMMO, you can kick a machine 1751 01:24:33.199 --> 01:24:35.000 and it'll give you like eight more bullets. You have 1752 01:24:35.039 --> 01:24:39.600 to be very smart with how you use them. They're forgiving, 1753 01:24:40.199 --> 01:24:43.199 but it does have save systems, and if you forget 1754 01:24:43.279 --> 01:24:44.880 to save or you don't save in a while and 1755 01:24:44.960 --> 01:24:48.039 you die, she lost progress and that was hard for 1756 01:24:48.119 --> 01:24:51.560 her to handle. But I actually loved as the aunt 1757 01:24:51.680 --> 01:24:53.680 in this situation when she was like, oh, man, I 1758 01:24:53.760 --> 01:24:55.840 have to go backwards and do that again. I was like, yeah, 1759 01:24:55.880 --> 01:24:57.239 but you know what to do now, don't you? 1760 01:24:57.399 --> 01:24:58.359 And she was like yeah. 1761 01:24:58.840 --> 01:25:01.319 She like got back in the I've never felt more 1762 01:25:01.439 --> 01:25:04.720 like a parent, like a proud parent, than watching my 1763 01:25:04.880 --> 01:25:09.479 niece play Crow Country and just just ultimately like, by 1764 01:25:09.520 --> 01:25:11.680 the end of it, really own it and understand how 1765 01:25:11.720 --> 01:25:13.720 she was going to get through all these monsters. And 1766 01:25:14.199 --> 01:25:17.039 the game does get pretty intimidating, especially towards the end. 1767 01:25:17.439 --> 01:25:19.000 I was just so proud of her the way she 1768 01:25:19.119 --> 01:25:21.399 got through it. So I'm buying it for her now. 1769 01:25:22.600 --> 01:25:24.880 It's kind of like set her on a path, I 1770 01:25:24.960 --> 01:25:27.199 think where we're both like really stoked that she's going 1771 01:25:27.279 --> 01:25:29.000 to start playing these scary games together. 1772 01:25:29.479 --> 01:25:31.279 It sounds like she's coddled and she's never going to 1773 01:25:31.279 --> 01:25:32.560 get a job unless she knows how to use an 1774 01:25:32.560 --> 01:25:37.199 ank ribbon to save that's right, Yeah, she's I'm going. 1775 01:25:37.199 --> 01:25:39.319 To make my your Elden ring and tell her if 1776 01:25:39.319 --> 01:25:41.239 she can't finish it, I'm never talking to her again. 1777 01:25:41.760 --> 01:25:46.560 Yeah this okay? So the game the other game I 1778 01:25:46.640 --> 01:25:52.039 mentioned a Ranger, a role puzzling adventure. Looking at video 1779 01:25:52.079 --> 01:25:59.119 of it now on Steam, and it looks you're on 1780 01:25:59.319 --> 01:26:04.520 these tieills like a Zelda esque kind of level layout. However, 1781 01:26:05.279 --> 01:26:08.840 you're not moving your character. Technically, you're moving the tiles 1782 01:26:08.840 --> 01:26:10.760 of the level to move your character across it. So 1783 01:26:10.840 --> 01:26:12.800 you're picking up scissors to cut stuff and puzzle it. 1784 01:26:13.079 --> 01:26:14.520 Okay, I see almost like. 1785 01:26:16.039 --> 01:26:18.159 High Rule that music game. 1786 01:26:19.039 --> 01:26:22.039 Crypto the Necro Dancer. Yeah, it's like you're reminding me 1787 01:26:22.079 --> 01:26:24.800 what the slide puzzles, you know, the like grid three 1788 01:26:24.840 --> 01:26:26.479 and you gotta make it to you know the thing. 1789 01:26:26.880 --> 01:26:29.000 Also, the description is find your way in a world 1790 01:26:29.039 --> 01:26:32.159 of breezy, thoughtful puzzles along a charming journey of self discovery. 1791 01:26:32.279 --> 01:26:35.119 I'm so sick of self discovery. I don't want. I 1792 01:26:35.199 --> 01:26:35.960 don't give a ship. 1793 01:26:37.159 --> 01:26:39.359 Have you ever found self discovery in a video game? 1794 01:26:40.479 --> 01:26:43.399 I don't care. I refuse to acknowledge it. 1795 01:26:43.920 --> 01:26:49.520 Same you can't make me grow. I refuse. Like learning 1796 01:26:49.560 --> 01:26:51.000 something about yourself through a video game. 1797 01:26:52.560 --> 01:26:55.640 In the game is a character who is discovering herself 1798 01:26:55.720 --> 01:27:04.119 on this Yeah, what I just made I'm joking it. Yeah, 1799 01:27:04.239 --> 01:27:06.439 I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't need another 1800 01:27:06.560 --> 01:27:08.600 character finding themselves. 1801 01:27:09.680 --> 01:27:11.039 And I don't need a game to teach me anything 1802 01:27:11.079 --> 01:27:11.840 about myself either. 1803 01:27:13.039 --> 01:27:17.399 Pocket launchers and big knives and cops are chasing them 1804 01:27:17.439 --> 01:27:17.920 in the woods. 1805 01:27:18.199 --> 01:27:22.880 Jump button, Yeah, I require a jump button. 1806 01:27:23.079 --> 01:27:26.319 Any numbers above things, heads bars, life bars. 1807 01:27:26.880 --> 01:27:28.680 I want to be able to throw pencils and stab 1808 01:27:28.800 --> 01:27:29.760 vampires through the heart. 1809 01:27:30.359 --> 01:27:34.560 Checkpoints No, no ink, ribbons in ribbons. 1810 01:27:34.800 --> 01:27:37.000 I'm gonna play crow Country soon. I have it downloaded. 1811 01:27:37.239 --> 01:27:37.479 That one. 1812 01:27:37.600 --> 01:27:39.079 That one's up there for me, So I'm glad I 1813 01:27:39.119 --> 01:27:40.640 got to talk about again. And then the last one 1814 01:27:40.680 --> 01:27:45.479 that I have to mention briefly, Dan, this one might 1815 01:27:45.560 --> 01:27:49.880 be for you. No, I'm gonna tell you things that 1816 01:27:50.039 --> 01:27:52.039 I think you're gonna like about it. And then I'm 1817 01:27:52.039 --> 01:27:53.680 gonna tell you the things I don't think you're gonna 1818 01:27:53.760 --> 01:27:55.600 like about it, and then ultimately I would like you 1819 01:27:55.680 --> 01:27:58.800 to play it and tell me if I'm right or wrong. Okay, Okay, 1820 01:27:59.760 --> 01:28:06.439 this game is very much like Powerwash Simulator. Okay, but 1821 01:28:06.640 --> 01:28:10.399 instead of cleaning, the world is completely in black and white, 1822 01:28:10.600 --> 01:28:13.720 and you are essentially a color gun and you have 1823 01:28:13.920 --> 01:28:19.000 to color the world in with like a washing style. 1824 01:28:18.920 --> 01:28:22.439 Gun like the Unfinished Swan. You play that kind of okay? 1825 01:28:22.960 --> 01:28:27.720 I like that game great. The game is takes place 1826 01:28:27.760 --> 01:28:30.359 in Montreal. I don't think that's a pro oricon. 1827 01:28:33.279 --> 01:28:34.720 Like the third best city on the planets. 1828 01:28:34.760 --> 01:28:36.399 There are so many good wrestlers from Canada. 1829 01:28:36.479 --> 01:28:37.560 I'm pro it's very clean. 1830 01:28:38.239 --> 01:28:38.359 Uh. 1831 01:28:38.800 --> 01:28:41.640 You are an artiste and the world is in black 1832 01:28:41.680 --> 01:28:44.520 and white, and as you color the spaces in your 1833 01:28:44.560 --> 01:28:48.800 apartment or in the local area, everything that you color 1834 01:28:49.039 --> 01:28:51.880 becomes a part of your rolodex for you an artist 1835 01:28:52.000 --> 01:28:55.000 to paint. So if I color like a cat and 1836 01:28:55.479 --> 01:29:00.680 the sidewalk and a cone for you know those orange 1837 01:29:00.720 --> 01:29:01.159 cones for. 1838 01:29:02.720 --> 01:29:04.560 Construction unfinished. 1839 01:29:05.439 --> 01:29:09.760 Now, when I go to paint, I can pull up 1840 01:29:10.079 --> 01:29:12.600 the bird and the traffic cone and the cat and 1841 01:29:12.680 --> 01:29:14.680 I can make a painting out of them, and it's 1842 01:29:14.760 --> 01:29:15.439 my painting. 1843 01:29:16.039 --> 01:29:17.760 Real quick. I'm looking at a video right now. I 1844 01:29:17.800 --> 01:29:18.920 just want to sure if we said the name of 1845 01:29:18.960 --> 01:29:22.520 the game Eta. Okay, I'm looking at the video right now. 1846 01:29:22.720 --> 01:29:24.600 I love the look of this, and it's like, is 1847 01:29:24.680 --> 01:29:25.479 this watercolor? 1848 01:29:25.680 --> 01:29:30.720 Is that kind of definitely watercolor style? It's simple at first, 1849 01:29:30.800 --> 01:29:33.279 and I think you might, like some people might be like, oh, 1850 01:29:33.319 --> 01:29:35.439 this looks like an indie ass indie game, and I 1851 01:29:35.520 --> 01:29:37.920 think it has those elements to it. But it's so 1852 01:29:38.119 --> 01:29:40.880 fucking charming. So let me just give you the rest 1853 01:29:40.920 --> 01:29:43.319 of the game loop. You paint the things that you've 1854 01:29:43.359 --> 01:29:45.600 seen now that you can paint them, and then you 1855 01:29:45.760 --> 01:29:49.039 take them to a cafe and you put them on 1856 01:29:49.119 --> 01:29:52.079 the wall and people buy your art, and then you 1857 01:29:52.239 --> 01:29:55.680 use the money to buy shit to build your apartment. 1858 01:29:56.199 --> 01:29:59.079 And then so I was like buying like nicer clothes, 1859 01:29:59.199 --> 01:30:02.039 and I was buy I bought maple syrup because I'm 1860 01:30:02.039 --> 01:30:05.800 in Montreal. I bought a hot dog, I bought a 1861 01:30:05.960 --> 01:30:09.199 chair for my kitchen. I've just been decorating my apartment 1862 01:30:09.439 --> 01:30:13.520 and making artwork for the locals and selling it in 1863 01:30:13.600 --> 01:30:17.039 the cafe. And it's it's extremely cozy and it's it's 1864 01:30:17.119 --> 01:30:17.680 quite lovely. 1865 01:30:18.279 --> 01:30:20.159 Can you paint things? So is it like a you know, 1866 01:30:20.239 --> 01:30:21.720 paint by the numbers where you have to do things 1867 01:30:21.760 --> 01:30:24.680 a certain way or can you kind of paint like whatever, like, oh, 1868 01:30:24.720 --> 01:30:26.880 I can make this apple blue, you know, right? 1869 01:30:27.079 --> 01:30:31.359 So you can alter stuff very significantly. What I really 1870 01:30:31.520 --> 01:30:34.600 like about this game is you can. It's they're three 1871 01:30:34.720 --> 01:30:37.359 D objects, and you can change the position of them 1872 01:30:38.239 --> 01:30:42.439 in every conceivable way, size the way that it you know, 1873 01:30:42.479 --> 01:30:45.600 whether it's looking right at you or whatever, and you 1874 01:30:45.680 --> 01:30:47.880 can change the colors of them. As far as I'm aware, 1875 01:30:47.920 --> 01:30:49.920 and I could be wrong, I have not seen a 1876 01:30:50.039 --> 01:30:52.319 free hand paint brush, so I have not been able 1877 01:30:52.359 --> 01:30:55.119 to like literally paint like sure Mary rules suck it. 1878 01:30:55.600 --> 01:30:58.359 I can't do that. But I can make really fun 1879 01:30:59.079 --> 01:31:02.479 pieces of art with all the crap that I've found 1880 01:31:02.560 --> 01:31:04.359 in the world and I and I can place it 1881 01:31:04.399 --> 01:31:05.920 in any way, and I can color it in lots 1882 01:31:05.920 --> 01:31:09.439 of different ways. You earn things throughout the game. So 1883 01:31:09.560 --> 01:31:12.960 in the very beginning, you pick one color on your 1884 01:31:13.039 --> 01:31:14.960 palette and you get lots of shades of that color, 1885 01:31:15.520 --> 01:31:17.800 and then to earn other colors, you have to find 1886 01:31:18.000 --> 01:31:22.399 colors in the world, and then it it adds to 1887 01:31:22.479 --> 01:31:23.079 your palette. 1888 01:31:24.520 --> 01:31:26.479 You know, I think you're right. I think this is 1889 01:31:26.520 --> 01:31:29.000 something I could enjoy, you know, in thinking about this, like, 1890 01:31:29.439 --> 01:31:31.000 I think there is this I don't know if you'd 1891 01:31:31.000 --> 01:31:32.800 call it a genre, but the type of game where 1892 01:31:32.960 --> 01:31:37.399 you are doing things that would seem mundane or time consuming, 1893 01:31:38.119 --> 01:31:40.880 but you know, you're building towards something. I do really 1894 01:31:40.960 --> 01:31:42.800 find the satisfaction that. I think the two that come 1895 01:31:42.800 --> 01:31:46.239 to mind immediately are you mentioned powerwash simulator and also unpacking. 1896 01:31:46.640 --> 01:31:48.279 You know, if you describe these the people who don't 1897 01:31:48.279 --> 01:31:49.760 play games, like oh, yeah, you're just washing stup off 1898 01:31:49.800 --> 01:31:52.479 a car or whatever. You're you're just unpacking boxes, It's like, 1899 01:31:52.520 --> 01:31:54.279 what the fuck are you know here? It's like, well, 1900 01:31:54.319 --> 01:31:55.920 you're kind of like painting things and stuff. It probably 1901 01:31:55.960 --> 01:31:57.439 just sounds mundane, but. 1902 01:31:58.399 --> 01:31:59.000 I like that. 1903 01:31:59.239 --> 01:32:01.239 I get a lot of satisfaction of it. I also 1904 01:32:01.319 --> 01:32:03.680 love that, like that type of game is the perfect 1905 01:32:03.880 --> 01:32:05.920 Like I've got something on the background, you know, I've 1906 01:32:05.960 --> 01:32:07.760 got wrestling on the TV, or I'm listening to a 1907 01:32:07.840 --> 01:32:09.520 podcast or something, and I'm just kind of playing this 1908 01:32:09.600 --> 01:32:11.479 and zoning out or a plane game, you know, like 1909 01:32:11.880 --> 01:32:14.880 I think this shit really works for me? And uh, 1910 01:32:15.520 --> 01:32:18.520 do you think control wise? I assume you probably played 1911 01:32:18.520 --> 01:32:20.039 with keyboard and mouse. Do you think it would work 1912 01:32:20.039 --> 01:32:20.920 well for steam deck? 1913 01:32:21.279 --> 01:32:23.199 I played it with a game pad, so I think 1914 01:32:23.239 --> 01:32:25.920 you could play it with a steam Deck, providing that 1915 01:32:26.079 --> 01:32:29.000 it it doesn't overload, because I think when I downloaded, 1916 01:32:29.039 --> 01:32:31.239 I was shocked that it was like nine gigs, which 1917 01:32:31.279 --> 01:32:33.880 means obviously there's a lot of textures in this game. 1918 01:32:34.319 --> 01:32:36.920 Sure, I don't know which. 1919 01:32:37.600 --> 01:32:39.520 Sorry, sorry, but I played on a game pad, So 1920 01:32:39.760 --> 01:32:42.439 yes you should. In theory, the control should work. It's 1921 01:32:42.479 --> 01:32:45.039 just a matter of whether or not the steam deck 1922 01:32:45.079 --> 01:32:45.600 can handle it. 1923 01:32:45.760 --> 01:32:47.399 But even if it's kind of chunky, it's not like 1924 01:32:47.479 --> 01:32:49.279 this is a platform or an action game where like, 1925 01:32:49.319 --> 01:32:51.039 you know, like and put you know, like, if it 1926 01:32:51.199 --> 01:32:51.600 chugs a. 1927 01:32:51.600 --> 01:32:52.800 Little bit back to it'll be fine. 1928 01:32:53.560 --> 01:32:55.279 Do you have you messed with that setting on the 1929 01:32:55.319 --> 01:32:56.920 steam Deck. I have found this to be a lifesaver, 1930 01:32:57.039 --> 01:33:02.720 that TDP setting. No, oh my god, thing, Oh it's playing. 1931 01:33:02.520 --> 01:33:04.479 Like the Witcher or anything on my steam deck. I'm 1932 01:33:04.479 --> 01:33:06.760 always playing some like Little Bandy Dark Mary. 1933 01:33:06.920 --> 01:33:09.439 This is extremely for you. It's something where it's like 1934 01:33:09.479 --> 01:33:11.800 I think it defaults if you hit the whatever, the 1935 01:33:12.319 --> 01:33:13.760 it's not the same. I think it's the three dots 1936 01:33:13.800 --> 01:33:15.319 on the right side, the one that pulls up the 1937 01:33:15.359 --> 01:33:17.399 like Bluetooth settings and the power settings and all that. 1938 01:33:17.720 --> 01:33:19.800 You go to the power settings, you scroll down and 1939 01:33:19.880 --> 01:33:22.159 there's like a TDP setting and I think it's default 1940 01:33:22.199 --> 01:33:24.520 into like fifteen. And so that's the thing where it's 1941 01:33:24.520 --> 01:33:26.359 like you're trying to play cyberpunk or something you wanted 1942 01:33:26.399 --> 01:33:29.279 a fifteen, but the stuff you're playing, like, you know, 1943 01:33:29.319 --> 01:33:31.239 if you're playing a little indie game, little tile based thing, 1944 01:33:31.359 --> 01:33:33.439 or I've done the slot with Hollow Night, you can 1945 01:33:33.520 --> 01:33:36.199 bring that down. You can kind of like, okay, this game, 1946 01:33:36.239 --> 01:33:37.880 I'll bring it down to five and see how it runs. 1947 01:33:37.920 --> 01:33:39.880 And if it runs perfectly, great, keep it at five. 1948 01:33:40.239 --> 01:33:41.800 If it's chugging, you know, bump it up, give it 1949 01:33:41.800 --> 01:33:43.119 a little more power, bring it to seven. You know, 1950 01:33:43.199 --> 01:33:44.720 find the sweet spot where you don't feel like you're 1951 01:33:44.720 --> 01:33:49.119 sacrificing any performance, and you will see on the estimated 1952 01:33:49.239 --> 01:33:50.960 like power drain and stuff like that, like it will 1953 01:33:51.000 --> 01:33:52.239 jump up by hours. 1954 01:33:52.840 --> 01:33:57.880 Wow. Steam Deck too, though I do have the O lead. 1955 01:33:57.880 --> 01:34:01.279 But I check if you have the base model. I 1956 01:34:01.399 --> 01:34:01.920 don't know what. 1957 01:34:04.920 --> 01:34:07.800 The battery life just inherently better. Also on the well, 1958 01:34:07.840 --> 01:34:08.560 it's a little better. 1959 01:34:08.680 --> 01:34:10.520 Yeah, but it's like if I'm playing elden Ring on 1960 01:34:10.600 --> 01:34:13.520 that thing at fifteen tdp, I'm going to get two 1961 01:34:13.520 --> 01:34:14.920 and a half hours maybe out of it if that, 1962 01:34:15.199 --> 01:34:17.319 you know, but you elden Ring is not a good 1963 01:34:17.319 --> 01:34:19.520 example because you wouldn't want to bump that down. But yeah, 1964 01:34:19.600 --> 01:34:21.920 hollow Night, you know any of these like older games, 1965 01:34:22.039 --> 01:34:23.840 I'm playing Windwaker, I'll bump it down to like seven 1966 01:34:23.920 --> 01:34:26.039 or eight, and you will like double your battery life. 1967 01:34:27.239 --> 01:34:27.760 It's awesome. 1968 01:34:28.279 --> 01:34:29.159 That's a good advice. 1969 01:34:30.000 --> 01:34:31.279 I will check this out all download this for the 1970 01:34:31.279 --> 01:34:33.000 same deck. I'm gonna get lost in pants Land. I'm 1971 01:34:33.000 --> 01:34:35.640 gonna get Etta and Dungeons of Hinterberg are on the 1972 01:34:35.880 --> 01:34:37.159 shortlist for my flights coming up. 1973 01:34:39.199 --> 01:34:41.000 Good Mary, do you have anything else? 1974 01:34:42.600 --> 01:34:46.560 I very briefly played a Gotcha Pond game. I don't 1975 01:34:46.600 --> 01:34:48.319 know if anybody else played it. I think we all 1976 01:34:48.399 --> 01:34:51.800 got little codes for it. It's uh, it's very much 1977 01:34:51.920 --> 01:34:53.960 like that Oh God, I forget the name of it, 1978 01:34:54.039 --> 01:34:56.000 but it's the one with the fruit and the fruits 1979 01:34:56.039 --> 01:34:57.319 combined into bigger fruits. 1980 01:34:58.079 --> 01:34:58.680 Sweaker game. 1981 01:34:59.239 --> 01:34:59.640 Sweeker. 1982 01:35:00.000 --> 01:35:00.640 It's very much. 1983 01:35:00.880 --> 01:35:04.880 It's it's that, but it's gotcha pon's and so you're 1984 01:35:04.960 --> 01:35:08.880 combining them to get them to you know, be the 1985 01:35:08.920 --> 01:35:10.960 biggest gotcha pond that you can get. 1986 01:35:11.319 --> 01:35:13.399 What is that? I hear that term? What is gotcha? 1987 01:35:14.039 --> 01:35:16.239 Okay? In Japan? You know when you see all those things, 1988 01:35:16.279 --> 01:35:17.119 you put quarter in it and. 1989 01:35:17.119 --> 01:35:20.960 You captal toy stuff toys Okay, right, right, games like 1990 01:35:21.079 --> 01:35:24.600 Gnchin and Honky Starro and Sendless Zone zero embrace that 1991 01:35:24.760 --> 01:35:26.239 and put that in digital form. 1992 01:35:26.399 --> 01:35:27.520 Is it basically loop boxes? 1993 01:35:29.640 --> 01:35:32.159 Yeah, because there's system ones or rares or shinies. 1994 01:35:32.520 --> 01:35:32.800 Okay. 1995 01:35:33.039 --> 01:35:35.399 Also people will like churn the quarters to get the 1996 01:35:35.439 --> 01:35:36.199 specialty ones. 1997 01:35:36.760 --> 01:35:39.239 The difference being, and I might be butchering this a bit, 1998 01:35:39.319 --> 01:35:42.279 the difference being with gotcha, you know, a pool of 1999 01:35:42.399 --> 01:35:45.239 potential things you can get of rarities. Yeah, no, ess 2000 01:35:45.239 --> 01:35:46.359 actually it is similar. Yeah. 2001 01:35:46.800 --> 01:35:50.800 Yeah, it's like you know Bonco's gambling. Okay, Well, it's 2002 01:35:50.920 --> 01:35:52.520 well you'd also like buy the sets because like I 2003 01:35:52.600 --> 01:35:54.720 saw a story about these piman or no, it's a 2004 01:35:54.760 --> 01:35:57.520 Bryan Altano post of these uh pickman terrarium things they 2005 01:35:57.560 --> 01:35:59.640 have in Japan, and there's like six of them you 2006 01:35:59.720 --> 01:36:01.439 can get it. And Bonk was in Japan and I 2007 01:36:01.479 --> 01:36:02.600 texted her. I was like, oh my god, if you 2008 01:36:02.640 --> 01:36:04.520 see this, get it. And instead of like sitting at 2009 01:36:04.560 --> 01:36:06.079 a Gotcha machine and trying to get me all of them, 2010 01:36:06.159 --> 01:36:07.720 she did find a place where it's here's the box 2011 01:36:07.760 --> 01:36:09.920 of all six of them, and like now they're doing Nintendo, 2012 01:36:09.920 --> 01:36:12.560 who's doing ones where it's like just the face buttons 2013 01:36:12.600 --> 01:36:14.199 for all their consoles. So it's like, here's just a 2014 01:36:14.319 --> 01:36:16.720 circle keychain with the S and E S buttons, or 2015 01:36:16.720 --> 01:36:18.960 here's the analog stick for the sixty four or the 2016 01:36:19.000 --> 01:36:20.960 buttons for the GameCube. And now it's like I've sent 2017 01:36:21.039 --> 01:36:22.640 at to Bonk, like please look for this in Japan. 2018 01:36:22.760 --> 01:36:27.439 So yeah, it's that like limited, limited batch capital machine 2019 01:36:27.439 --> 01:36:28.479 type separately. 2020 01:36:28.319 --> 01:36:31.560 And man, maybe yeah, so that's what a Gotchapon is. 2021 01:36:31.640 --> 01:36:34.319 This game is more like the sweek of game. I 2022 01:36:34.359 --> 01:36:36.720 think it's probably ideal for kids. I actually wish I 2023 01:36:36.840 --> 01:36:39.840 had it when I was with my nieces, because just 2024 01:36:39.920 --> 01:36:41.720 as much as I think my twelve year old would 2025 01:36:41.720 --> 01:36:47.560 have loved Crow Country and she did, I think that 2026 01:36:47.720 --> 01:36:49.560 the five year old niece that I have would have 2027 01:36:49.680 --> 01:36:53.199 loved Gotchapon. It just seems like it lends itself to 2028 01:36:53.279 --> 01:36:56.880 a younger audience. It's very colorful and cute. It has 2029 01:36:57.479 --> 01:36:59.880 nice little like yay sound effects and stuff like that. 2030 01:37:00.199 --> 01:37:03.319 It's it's obviously for younger audiences, but it's adorable and 2031 01:37:03.439 --> 01:37:05.039 it does its job, so I think it's probably great 2032 01:37:05.079 --> 01:37:05.439 for kids. 2033 01:37:06.399 --> 01:37:10.039 Nice cool, all right, A bunch of stuff to add 2034 01:37:10.039 --> 01:37:12.000 to my list, which is not getting any shorter. 2035 01:37:12.600 --> 01:37:14.239 Also, I have one dungeon left a wind Waker and 2036 01:37:14.319 --> 01:37:15.760 it's it's still an incredible game. 2037 01:37:16.239 --> 01:37:18.439 What's the last dungeon? Uh? You got to go? 2038 01:37:18.560 --> 01:37:20.359 It's like the Earth. I think I beat the Wind 2039 01:37:20.399 --> 01:37:21.640 Temple and I'm going to the Earth Temple. 2040 01:37:21.680 --> 01:37:22.000 I got it. 2041 01:37:22.000 --> 01:37:23.960 The little leaf dude, I gotta go float around within 2042 01:37:24.399 --> 01:37:29.000 the last hungeine Yeah, yeah, a little corrac fella. Nice god, 2043 01:37:29.239 --> 01:37:30.840 I'm so good. That's been one. I've been playing on 2044 01:37:30.920 --> 01:37:32.800 planes too, and there's something about wind Waker on planes 2045 01:37:32.840 --> 01:37:34.600 where it's like, oh, this is a good, just kind 2046 01:37:34.640 --> 01:37:35.359 of journey game. 2047 01:37:35.439 --> 01:37:36.399 We play it on a boat. 2048 01:37:37.119 --> 01:37:38.840 I've had on boats. You two are the ones on 2049 01:37:38.920 --> 01:37:42.119 boats all the time, just saying I've been on a 2050 01:37:42.159 --> 01:37:42.800 boat in a while. 2051 01:37:43.560 --> 01:37:45.840 That's like not the right Zelda game for a plane. 2052 01:37:46.359 --> 01:37:48.800 I guess Skyrid, but that's would be the one to 2053 01:37:48.840 --> 01:37:49.439 play I have. 2054 01:37:49.560 --> 01:37:53.439 That one is not good. Really, it's fine, it's fine. 2055 01:37:53.479 --> 01:37:54.520 I just don't want to get a boat. 2056 01:37:54.600 --> 01:37:55.319 Here's the Kingdom. 2057 01:37:56.159 --> 01:37:59.199 Oh if I could take a boat everywhere, take it 2058 01:37:59.239 --> 01:38:01.439 to Europe. I would love to take a fucking boat. 2059 01:38:01.439 --> 01:38:04.800 But I'm sure it takes months or whatever or is 2060 01:38:04.840 --> 01:38:07.039 that just wait? It used to take months when it 2061 01:38:07.079 --> 01:38:08.920 was like the Nina and the Pinza and stuff. But like, 2062 01:38:09.079 --> 01:38:10.680 I can you take a boat to Europe quicker? 2063 01:38:10.760 --> 01:38:13.239 Now? Yeah? Right way? 2064 01:38:13.359 --> 01:38:14.920 Since the Santa Maria down. 2065 01:38:14.840 --> 01:38:17.079 Well, I know you're a boat science like there's still 2066 01:38:17.199 --> 01:38:19.840 just privy to the it's just the winds, right. 2067 01:38:20.159 --> 01:38:21.119 Shrap you to a rocket. 2068 01:38:21.199 --> 01:38:29.000 We'll get There's three ships you just mentioned were six 2069 01:38:29.119 --> 01:38:30.000 hundred years ago. 2070 01:38:30.439 --> 01:38:32.239 Right, But I look at the boat now and it's like, 2071 01:38:32.239 --> 01:38:34.439 I'm sure they have motors and stuff. I'm sure it's better. 2072 01:38:34.520 --> 01:38:35.760 But is it like twice as fast? 2073 01:38:36.880 --> 01:38:39.800 It's more than twice. I know you can, like it's 2074 01:38:39.840 --> 01:38:42.039 a matter of weeks, not as long as it. 2075 01:38:42.039 --> 01:38:46.640 Took doff like to sail across the ocean. 2076 01:38:46.840 --> 01:38:53.479 Blue weeks is still a lot loser is a boat 2077 01:38:53.960 --> 01:38:55.760 trip I mean it's gonna be longer than the like 2078 01:38:55.960 --> 01:38:57.560 eight hours or ten hours. 2079 01:38:57.279 --> 01:39:01.439 I gotta take so to play crossing game. 2080 01:39:01.680 --> 01:39:03.640 Okay, who is this guy? 2081 01:39:04.159 --> 01:39:04.600 I don't know. 2082 01:39:05.159 --> 01:39:08.319 A ship from New York to London is generally seven nights. 2083 01:39:08.920 --> 01:39:12.119 I think seven nights. I wonder if I could expense 2084 01:39:12.159 --> 01:39:16.159 a boat triplet's stay atlantic. Is it cheap to get 2085 01:39:16.159 --> 01:39:16.520 a boat? 2086 01:39:17.039 --> 01:39:17.800 No? O? 2087 01:39:18.119 --> 01:39:20.000 And then once you get there, it's not like, you know, 2088 01:39:20.039 --> 01:39:21.479 if you're going to like London, it's not like on 2089 01:39:21.600 --> 01:39:25.760 the shore you gotta take a train or something. I 2090 01:39:25.800 --> 01:39:26.760 don't know to figure that out. 2091 01:39:27.920 --> 01:39:29.600 I mean some cities are on the shore. 2092 01:39:30.039 --> 01:39:32.920 Doesn't have to be London on a beach in Europe, Yeah, 2093 01:39:32.920 --> 01:39:36.640 it's a dest ranting now. Yeah, the airports have taxis 2094 01:39:36.640 --> 01:39:38.840 and stuff. Do they have ubers in Europe? 2095 01:39:40.000 --> 01:39:40.199 Yes? 2096 01:39:40.520 --> 01:39:41.199 Okayft. 2097 01:39:41.680 --> 01:39:43.399 You've been to Europe before, haven't you? 2098 01:39:44.479 --> 01:39:47.520 Oh yeah, yeah, I've been several times. Yeah, but like 2099 01:39:47.640 --> 01:39:48.880 only once in Uber times. 2100 01:39:50.800 --> 01:39:54.439 I would. I think Uber is still more pervasive than lyft. Okay, okay, 2101 01:39:54.479 --> 01:39:57.960 but either one, I mean land and then press the 2102 01:39:58.039 --> 01:40:00.560 button that says uber and if you find ubers, and 2103 01:40:00.720 --> 01:40:03.279 then if you don't find press the button that says 2104 01:40:03.319 --> 01:40:03.600 the lift. 2105 01:40:04.199 --> 01:40:06.119 Yeah, that's right. I guess we took an over to 2106 01:40:06.159 --> 01:40:08.079 the airport. Yeah, okay, yeah, all right, Yeah, they got 2107 01:40:08.119 --> 01:40:10.760 to find in Europe. Yeah, they take europe dollars though 2108 01:40:11.159 --> 01:40:13.439 you can't like it'll translate it on the app though. 2109 01:40:14.239 --> 01:40:19.000 Yep, you're gonna be okay in Germany. 2110 01:40:20.159 --> 01:40:22.319 Oh, what's them there? It's gonna be a bunch of 2111 01:40:22.319 --> 01:40:23.640 people I know and stuff that'll be good. 2112 01:40:23.920 --> 01:40:24.039 Uh. 2113 01:40:24.439 --> 01:40:27.079 And then it's just a flight. Assumes I'm knowing with 2114 01:40:27.119 --> 01:40:28.439 the flight, it's just like, all right, let's just have 2115 01:40:28.600 --> 01:40:29.199 fun in Germany. 2116 01:40:29.800 --> 01:40:35.119 Yeah. Wait, are you just doing Cologne for games? 2117 01:40:35.159 --> 01:40:37.119 Come? And then I got a little pit stop in 2118 01:40:37.159 --> 01:40:38.039 England on the way back. 2119 01:40:38.479 --> 01:40:40.960 That's the same trip. You're stopping in England. 2120 01:40:41.279 --> 01:40:43.520 And I've got an England trip before that trip. And 2121 01:40:43.600 --> 01:40:45.359 then I come back and then I go to Germany 2122 01:40:45.439 --> 01:40:47.600 and England. Okay, gotcha, Yeah. 2123 01:40:47.439 --> 01:40:51.680 Yeah, England's not bad from Minneapolis. It's gonna be seven hours. 2124 01:40:51.640 --> 01:40:52.319 Yeah something like that. 2125 01:40:52.880 --> 01:40:56.840 Yeah, it's not bad to Heathrow or yep, yep, sick. 2126 01:40:57.359 --> 01:40:58.840 Yeah, I'll live. 2127 01:41:00.439 --> 01:41:04.239 All right. You guys want to do emails, Yeah, yeah, okay, 2128 01:41:04.359 --> 01:41:06.640 as usual, you can write into Firescape cast at gmail 2129 01:41:06.680 --> 01:41:11.399 dot com. Questions, comments, thoughts, insights might ask. I read 2130 01:41:11.439 --> 01:41:17.199 your question, vibes, question on the air, got a couple here, 2131 01:41:18.279 --> 01:41:21.439 I think so usually try yeah, one game, one non game. 2132 01:41:21.960 --> 01:41:24.039 I'll read this first one because it was a response 2133 01:41:24.079 --> 01:41:29.279 to something I said from France, and then whoever can 2134 01:41:29.319 --> 01:41:32.520 take this second one? Greetings. My brother has been going 2135 01:41:32.520 --> 01:41:34.279 to school at a seminary to become priest, and one 2136 01:41:34.279 --> 01:41:36.199 of the more seasoned fathers there gave him a bottle 2137 01:41:36.239 --> 01:41:38.680 of Chartruse as a gift. We shared a drink together 2138 01:41:38.800 --> 01:41:41.399 during his most recent visit home. Mike, I was curious 2139 01:41:41.399 --> 01:41:43.840 if you ever ended up tasting Chartruse, the green variety. 2140 01:41:43.880 --> 01:41:45.399 I was able to finally have a glass for myself, 2141 01:41:45.399 --> 01:41:47.920 but was hit with immediate heartburn. I was wondering what 2142 01:41:48.079 --> 01:41:49.840 your experience might have been with it, and if you 2143 01:41:49.840 --> 01:41:53.159 guys ever run into similar problems with cocktails, drinks, digestive heartburn, 2144 01:41:53.239 --> 01:41:59.159 et cetera. I figured, I hate this. What are you doing? 2145 01:42:01.720 --> 01:42:02.159 You were talking? 2146 01:42:02.239 --> 01:42:04.640 Go ahead to the listeners, Dan, It's just zoomed in 2147 01:42:04.840 --> 01:42:07.399 very close and looking at me through the teleprompter. 2148 01:42:07.960 --> 01:42:09.159 Making us uncomfortable. 2149 01:42:09.600 --> 01:42:11.880 Hey, yes, I have I brought back a bottle of 2150 01:42:12.359 --> 01:42:16.199 I brought back a bottle of green Chartruse toast from 2151 01:42:16.319 --> 01:42:18.720 Paris because it was forty five year old there as 2152 01:42:18.720 --> 01:42:20.720 opposed to like one hundred dollars here with a shortage. 2153 01:42:21.239 --> 01:42:23.680 I also brought back like the super green variety, the 2154 01:42:23.800 --> 01:42:26.960 delixur it look it's called, which is great. We're going 2155 01:42:27.000 --> 01:42:29.239 to hang on to that. It fortunately does not give 2156 01:42:29.279 --> 01:42:34.560 me heartburn. However, one thing that it's it's not really 2157 01:42:34.640 --> 01:42:37.000 like a cocktail that messes with me. But I'm definitely 2158 01:42:38.039 --> 01:42:41.640 getting more and more lactose intolerant, like by the week. 2159 01:42:43.000 --> 01:42:46.279 Which it's not fun because I can eat like and 2160 01:42:46.399 --> 01:42:49.199 I'm starting to figure it out. I can eat like 2161 01:42:50.920 --> 01:42:56.479 real cheese, like non heavily processed stuff, ice cream, artificial 2162 01:42:57.199 --> 01:43:02.920 artificial stuff, ice cream like shitty like the cheese. I 2163 01:43:03.000 --> 01:43:05.800 don't know. I haven't tried frozen yogurt. That's that's I'd 2164 01:43:05.840 --> 01:43:09.600 be interesting because I could do Greek yogurt. That's relatively fine. 2165 01:43:10.600 --> 01:43:14.439 Uh it's ice cream. Just almost immediately when I'm done 2166 01:43:14.479 --> 01:43:15.479 it hits me. 2167 01:43:15.840 --> 01:43:17.840 Is shit or what happens? I don't really know. 2168 01:43:17.960 --> 01:43:20.640 The stomach in in general, it's just one of those 2169 01:43:20.800 --> 01:43:23.000 things where you're like I need to. Oh no, it's 2170 01:43:23.039 --> 01:43:25.640 stomach and shitting. Yeah, okay, but it's not like you 2171 01:43:26.039 --> 01:43:30.920 swallow it and you ship right away with ice cream. 2172 01:43:31.039 --> 01:43:34.319 It happens quickly like I need to. If I wanted 2173 01:43:34.359 --> 01:43:38.119 ice cream really badly, I would have to like plan afterward. 2174 01:43:41.640 --> 01:43:46.239 Sometimes if I put human food near my dog's mouth, 2175 01:43:46.560 --> 01:43:49.159 as he's like leaning into bite it, he farts. 2176 01:43:50.239 --> 01:43:51.520 His body getting ready. 2177 01:43:51.840 --> 01:43:55.800 His body is preprocessing that he's about to get human love. 2178 01:43:55.920 --> 01:43:58.079 Dogs They're awesome. 2179 01:44:01.840 --> 01:44:02.560 I'm gonna get it. 2180 01:44:03.640 --> 01:44:04.800 Let me get this out of the way. Now, let 2181 01:44:04.840 --> 01:44:05.439 me pre fart. 2182 01:44:07.079 --> 01:44:11.000 You guys don't pre fart. Oh I do a pre post, 2183 01:44:13.479 --> 01:44:18.399 preman and post fart. It's all part of the process. 2184 01:44:19.159 --> 01:44:21.079 It's just constantly farting. 2185 01:44:22.920 --> 01:44:23.239 Anyway. 2186 01:44:23.319 --> 01:44:24.159 Now, thank you for that. 2187 01:44:24.720 --> 01:44:28.920 I doubt you too want to talk abouts or heartburn, 2188 01:44:29.319 --> 01:44:30.640 but I just want to read that because I want to. 2189 01:44:30.640 --> 01:44:31.720 I've never had heartburn. 2190 01:44:31.800 --> 01:44:32.279 What's it like? 2191 01:44:32.760 --> 01:44:34.760 I've got it. I don't get it a lot, which 2192 01:44:34.800 --> 01:44:36.680 is surprising considering how much garbage I eat. 2193 01:44:37.279 --> 01:44:39.560 It's like when you get it though, yeah, like bliody, 2194 01:44:39.680 --> 01:44:39.960 It's just. 2195 01:44:40.359 --> 01:44:43.640 There's something very concerning anytime there is a feeling in 2196 01:44:43.800 --> 01:44:46.640 your like like under your stern, you know, like where 2197 01:44:46.640 --> 01:44:49.279 that's where my heart goes. That's a very scary way, 2198 01:44:49.279 --> 01:44:52.159 whether it's a gas bubble or heartburn or something. 2199 01:44:52.920 --> 01:44:55.800 Yeah, mine, mine, I get like acid reflux or I 2200 01:44:56.000 --> 01:44:58.039 have gotten acid reflux like twice in my life, and 2201 01:44:58.119 --> 01:45:01.960 it fucking sucked, and I feel I don't even remember. 2202 01:45:02.159 --> 01:45:04.880 I don't think it was a matter of meat like acid. 2203 01:45:05.479 --> 01:45:07.960 Yes it does. It feels like stomach bile is just 2204 01:45:08.079 --> 01:45:09.880 kind of like gurgling in your throat a little too 2205 01:45:09.960 --> 01:45:10.800 much and you have to keep. 2206 01:45:10.680 --> 01:45:13.960 Swallowing to bubbly and hot, and it just feel the 2207 01:45:14.199 --> 01:45:18.359 esophag is filled with this like bubbly. Yeah, it's not good. 2208 01:45:18.600 --> 01:45:20.960 I don't even remember what like, I have not gotten 2209 01:45:21.000 --> 01:45:23.359 it in the last four years for some reason. I 2210 01:45:23.479 --> 01:45:25.680 think maybe I had just been sick and then I 2211 01:45:25.920 --> 01:45:29.800 went back to like drinking too quickly. I really don't know. 2212 01:45:29.920 --> 01:45:31.800 But I feel for people who get it a lot, 2213 01:45:31.920 --> 01:45:35.680 because holy shit, I would meet I would. I understand 2214 01:45:35.720 --> 01:45:38.960 why people make a lot of money selling medicine for it. 2215 01:45:39.319 --> 01:45:40.920 I will get it where It's like, you know, I've 2216 01:45:40.920 --> 01:45:42.399 eaten so much fast food in my life, but like, 2217 01:45:42.439 --> 01:45:43.760 you know, if I got a big ass thing in 2218 01:45:43.800 --> 01:45:46.760 Taco bell on Friday and had some leftovers the next morning. 2219 01:45:46.760 --> 01:45:48.800 I'd be fine. But sometimes I'll do, you know, to 2220 01:45:48.840 --> 01:45:51.920 steal a phrase from Lucy James a rat weekend where 2221 01:45:51.960 --> 01:45:55.119 it's like I'm just bang bang bang, just tacobout McDonald's 2222 01:45:55.119 --> 01:45:57.399 pizza Hut, or you know, like I'm on the road 2223 01:45:57.439 --> 01:46:00.239 and I'm just eating garbage. And after like two half 2224 01:46:00.359 --> 01:46:03.199 three days of just NonStop that and then he throws 2225 01:46:03.239 --> 01:46:05.479 my drinking on there, I will start to get that 2226 01:46:05.520 --> 01:46:06.720 thing in the last day where it's like, oh, my 2227 01:46:06.760 --> 01:46:10.359 body is like yelling at me to like eat a fruit, 2228 01:46:10.600 --> 01:46:13.239 you idiot. What are you to drink water? This is 2229 01:46:13.399 --> 01:46:14.199 not good for you. 2230 01:46:14.439 --> 01:46:16.880 Like your body will tell you you go days without 2231 01:46:16.920 --> 01:46:17.479 drinking water. 2232 01:46:17.960 --> 01:46:19.319 No, no, no, no no. But I mean like your 2233 01:46:19.359 --> 01:46:21.359 body will just clearly just be like we need stuff 2234 01:46:21.399 --> 01:46:22.000 that's good for us. 2235 01:46:22.159 --> 01:46:24.720 Dan doesn't drink water, and then one day a year 2236 01:46:24.880 --> 01:46:27.039 he basically chugs like eight gallons. 2237 01:46:27.600 --> 01:46:33.880 You know right now, Prime, that's not water. Yes, they're 2238 01:46:33.920 --> 01:46:34.479 both water. 2239 01:46:34.800 --> 01:46:38.239 There's no hydration and Prime, you are drinking chemicals. 2240 01:46:39.000 --> 01:46:41.359 No, there is Look, say what you wild up, Prime? 2241 01:46:41.399 --> 01:46:44.119 The taste or whatever it is water, it is hydration. 2242 01:46:44.359 --> 01:46:45.439 It's not water. 2243 01:46:46.000 --> 01:46:48.600 Okay, Gatorai hydration. Does gatorid hydrate you? 2244 01:46:49.119 --> 01:46:53.560 Is? Uh? Yes, Gatorade hydration hydration. 2245 01:46:54.319 --> 01:46:55.760 I don't know. I've never had a red Bull. I 2246 01:46:55.800 --> 01:46:59.119 don't know anything about that. Prime is it does hydrate. 2247 01:46:59.159 --> 01:47:01.000 It's like a sportsdrink. It's no different than like a 2248 01:47:01.039 --> 01:47:03.399 Gatorade or something in that way. It's coconut water and 2249 01:47:03.520 --> 01:47:06.399 like electrolytes and shit, wait wait wait dan. 2250 01:47:06.520 --> 01:47:09.399 Every time I search Prime, a new lawsuit comes up. 2251 01:47:09.479 --> 01:47:13.079 The the US Olympic Committee sued Logan Paul's Prime Energy 2252 01:47:13.199 --> 01:47:15.199 drink over Oh this is a copyright. 2253 01:47:15.800 --> 01:47:21.279 Yeah, that's fine. Copyright can't get you sick. Wait's hydration 2254 01:47:21.399 --> 01:47:23.880 thing and so liquid death. There's just water. It's Seltzer water. 2255 01:47:24.079 --> 01:47:25.680 That's not hydration. That's not water. 2256 01:47:26.199 --> 01:47:31.800 It has seltz hydra. What does Seltzer does not hydrate you? 2257 01:47:31.840 --> 01:47:35.439 All that much liquid depth is water. It's just we're 2258 01:47:35.479 --> 01:47:37.520 so hydrating. It doesn't hydrate you as much as water. 2259 01:47:37.560 --> 01:47:39.640 I also drink a lot of just like shoot water, 2260 01:47:40.119 --> 01:47:41.079 real water, you know, like. 2261 01:47:41.239 --> 01:47:43.720 Yes, no, yeah, Seltzer. Seltzer will hydrate you. You have 2262 01:47:43.800 --> 01:47:45.800 to just drink more of it because it's so much 2263 01:47:45.840 --> 01:47:46.800 of Seltzer is just air. 2264 01:47:47.319 --> 01:47:49.920 I am, for the first time in my life drinking 2265 01:47:50.039 --> 01:47:54.560 more water and then also seltzer and hydration drinks than 2266 01:47:54.560 --> 01:47:57.279 I am soda. You know, my entire life until now, 2267 01:47:57.399 --> 01:48:00.800 I've drank way more soda than water, and lately, I 2268 01:48:00.920 --> 01:48:03.119 know sometimes it's in the form of a liquid death 2269 01:48:03.199 --> 01:48:05.800 or a prime or something. Frequently I'd say I drink 2270 01:48:05.880 --> 01:48:08.159 more just normal ass tap water than anything. 2271 01:48:08.920 --> 01:48:11.600 What the story you just told though, did not paint 2272 01:48:11.680 --> 01:48:16.159 this picture at all. What part you're just saying, like 2273 01:48:16.279 --> 01:48:18.279 how your body has to remind you after. 2274 01:48:18.359 --> 01:48:20.800 On a rat weekend. On a rat weekend, I know. 2275 01:48:21.319 --> 01:48:21.520 Yeah. 2276 01:48:21.600 --> 01:48:23.840 And then sometimes I'll super hydrate. I'll throw a liquid 2277 01:48:23.840 --> 01:48:25.279 IV or something into a bottle of water. I had 2278 01:48:25.319 --> 01:48:26.800 one of those before this podcast here because I know 2279 01:48:26.840 --> 01:48:28.880 I'd be drinking. I'm good at hydration. You don't even 2280 01:48:28.920 --> 01:48:31.159 tell me about hydration hydra than you. 2281 01:48:31.680 --> 01:48:37.199 I highly doubt that. How muchast like probably a gallon 2282 01:48:37.239 --> 01:48:38.399 and a half, two gallons. 2283 01:48:38.159 --> 01:48:42.560 I've had, like three, No you haven't, I have? Uh wow, 2284 01:48:42.640 --> 01:48:45.319 Mary's got three Lacroix. Lacroix is good too. I love 2285 01:48:45.359 --> 01:48:49.520 the seltzer, or as we call it water, The la 2286 01:48:49.560 --> 01:48:52.680 Croix every bit as water as liquid Death is. 2287 01:48:52.840 --> 01:48:56.760 You were await, okay, yes, no, no, no, I don't. 2288 01:48:57.399 --> 01:48:59.640 I don't know, like if the water contents equivalent, Liquid 2289 01:48:59.640 --> 01:49:01.960 Death only has sugar that Lacroix does not have. 2290 01:49:02.199 --> 01:49:03.840 It has like a gram in one of those big 2291 01:49:03.880 --> 01:49:04.399 ass cans. 2292 01:49:04.600 --> 01:49:06.520 That's more than Lacroix. So I was right. 2293 01:49:07.359 --> 01:49:10.640 No sugar like a spin dript. It's like, you know, 2294 01:49:10.760 --> 01:49:12.199 it's like a spin dripped. 2295 01:49:13.199 --> 01:49:17.840 Sugars from the juice though, or from the fruits. I'm 2296 01:49:17.840 --> 01:49:20.920 pretty sure liquid deaths sugar is artificial stuff, whereas spin 2297 01:49:21.039 --> 01:49:23.880 drift is actual, the like sugar from natural fruits that 2298 01:49:23.960 --> 01:49:25.000 they add the juice in. 2299 01:49:26.000 --> 01:49:27.640 I should this up, Dan, I. 2300 01:49:28.319 --> 01:49:31.199 Can't believe you're arguing about water. 2301 01:49:31.840 --> 01:49:34.439 Let me see what blueberry buzz saw liquid death. Let 2302 01:49:34.479 --> 01:49:38.920 me see what that has, or green guillotine, slaughterberry, grim leaper, 2303 01:49:39.319 --> 01:49:41.079 rest and peach. Let's see. 2304 01:49:41.680 --> 01:49:44.159 I love liquid Death. I don't like stock up on it, 2305 01:49:44.239 --> 01:49:45.840 but when I'm at like game studios, I have it. 2306 01:49:45.920 --> 01:49:46.359 I chug it. 2307 01:49:46.840 --> 01:49:47.840 Do you have that now? 2308 01:49:48.760 --> 01:49:50.479 Yes? Something like the West. 2309 01:49:50.359 --> 01:49:52.880 Coast stock nice, very nice. 2310 01:49:53.800 --> 01:49:55.000 I like the mango a lot. 2311 01:49:55.560 --> 01:49:57.960 That's the mango chainsaw. That's I had that I was 2312 01:49:58.000 --> 01:49:59.840 on a road dripped. I just randomly grabbed it off 2313 01:49:59.880 --> 01:50:01.840 the shelf pedagas station. I was like, oh shit, this 2314 01:50:01.880 --> 01:50:02.760 stuff is really good. 2315 01:50:02.920 --> 01:50:03.279 It's good. 2316 01:50:03.359 --> 01:50:03.960 Yeah, it's good. 2317 01:50:04.760 --> 01:50:07.000 Liquid Death. I'm just saying it's not not if you 2318 01:50:07.079 --> 01:50:11.439 were drinking Lacroix. I would if you had to pick 2319 01:50:11.520 --> 01:50:15.720 one that is healthier, fair enough, Lacroix by ultimately drink water. 2320 01:50:16.000 --> 01:50:19.680 Just but between if I'm having liquid death and lieu 2321 01:50:19.840 --> 01:50:22.840 of a starry or a fantat or something, it's a 2322 01:50:22.880 --> 01:50:23.520 step up right. 2323 01:50:23.640 --> 01:50:24.439 Oh yes, for sure. 2324 01:50:24.680 --> 01:50:24.840 Ok. 2325 01:50:25.279 --> 01:50:27.119 I was never arguing that. I was saying, like, spin 2326 01:50:27.239 --> 01:50:30.319 drift has sugar, but spin drift sugar I believe is 2327 01:50:30.399 --> 01:50:33.800 mostly from the actual like natural sugars from the fruit. 2328 01:50:34.359 --> 01:50:36.199 Fair enough. And also settle this because I know Mike 2329 01:50:36.279 --> 01:50:39.239 McNaught's listening. We've been yelling at each other at Liquid 2330 01:50:39.239 --> 01:50:43.000 Death on Giant Bomb as well. Manati thinks he keeps 2331 01:50:43.039 --> 01:50:46.239 calling like affliction water ed hardy water stuff like that. 2332 01:50:46.560 --> 01:50:51.039 He thinks it's un ironic the branding. It's it's clearly 2333 01:50:51.119 --> 01:50:53.199 ironic like that. There's interviews with the CEO where's like 2334 01:50:53.199 --> 01:50:54.479 we wanted to come up with a dumb ass name. 2335 01:50:54.520 --> 01:50:56.680 It's just water. We call it death. That's fucking stupid. 2336 01:50:56.920 --> 01:51:00.319 It's self aware, manaate's like, no, it's like ed hardy water. 2337 01:51:00.840 --> 01:51:04.159 No, it's absolutely self aware that the CEO is like 2338 01:51:05.239 --> 01:51:07.880 the There have been studies about how good the branding 2339 01:51:08.000 --> 01:51:09.640 is for it and like how self aware it is. 2340 01:51:10.279 --> 01:51:12.960 They they they nailed it, but no, they're not trying 2341 01:51:13.039 --> 01:51:15.520 to be like they don't think it's cool. Like look 2342 01:51:15.560 --> 01:51:17.800 at the names of them. It's they're all puns. 2343 01:51:18.039 --> 01:51:21.560 Yes, they're clearly supposed to be stupid. Yes, yeah, what 2344 01:51:21.600 --> 01:51:23.039 do you think of that match? I do think Dan 2345 01:51:23.199 --> 01:51:23.960 is probably right. 2346 01:51:24.119 --> 01:51:30.600 Thanks went through my entire part. 2347 01:51:32.800 --> 01:51:33.960 For a time. Do you want to hear one? 2348 01:51:34.479 --> 01:51:36.439 What's the next email? 2349 01:51:37.720 --> 01:51:41.720 Uh? Mary? You want to read this one? Dick Mary? 2350 01:51:41.760 --> 01:51:42.439 Do you want to read this one? 2351 01:51:43.880 --> 01:51:46.439 Very happy to read that email. I was not being 2352 01:51:46.520 --> 01:51:54.199 rude to you, Hi fire Escape. Common pain point for 2353 01:51:54.359 --> 01:51:55.439 the gaming press. 2354 01:51:55.359 --> 01:51:57.199 Is the no no no no, no no one about 2355 01:51:57.239 --> 01:51:59.960 that from the one I had highlighted the secondary. 2356 01:52:00.079 --> 01:52:04.079 You know I can't read hi scrapers skapers. 2357 01:52:05.840 --> 01:52:08.239 Let me sc now. Dan got his sight as a 2358 01:52:08.279 --> 01:52:10.039 scrape we're all scrapers. 2359 01:52:10.479 --> 01:52:14.319 Hi skapers. I also played Ocarina of Time for the 2360 01:52:14.399 --> 01:52:17.239 first time on three DS a few years ago and 2361 01:52:17.319 --> 01:52:21.479 thought it was fantastic. I really saw why it was 2362 01:52:21.520 --> 01:52:24.680 a big deal at the time. It's actually the only 2363 01:52:25.159 --> 01:52:29.960 actual Zelda I've beaten, though I've played parts of other 2364 01:52:30.039 --> 01:52:34.319 handheld titles beforehand, and if anything, I have negative nostalgia 2365 01:52:34.399 --> 01:52:37.640 towards the N sixty four, having never owned one but 2366 01:52:37.800 --> 01:52:40.720 played it occasionally at a friend's house. So opposite question, 2367 01:52:40.840 --> 01:52:43.920 I guess, what's something you hadn't played at the time, 2368 01:52:44.079 --> 01:52:45.840 went back to recently and loved. 2369 01:52:46.279 --> 01:52:50.079 Yeah. This was a response to the Toronto. The subject 2370 01:52:50.119 --> 01:52:51.960 line was Wes is wrong, because Wes had told us 2371 01:52:52.000 --> 01:52:53.439 he finally went back to a Karna and said it 2372 01:52:53.479 --> 01:52:55.000 didn't hold up last episode. 2373 01:52:55.960 --> 01:52:59.800 So this is the opposite one of you didn't like it, 2374 01:53:00.520 --> 01:53:02.600 so you went back to no no, something you didn't 2375 01:53:02.600 --> 01:53:03.239 even play. 2376 01:53:03.359 --> 01:53:05.560 Ogin missed, and then you went back and you loved it. 2377 01:53:05.960 --> 01:53:08.000 I would say, you know, I've mentioned before, like the 2378 01:53:08.079 --> 01:53:10.079 stuff like the PS two era where I was too 2379 01:53:10.159 --> 01:53:12.319 much of an adult to play Kodie games, and like 2380 01:53:12.359 --> 01:53:14.159 stuff that I went back to with like Sly Cooper, 2381 01:53:14.439 --> 01:53:16.560 Ratchet and playing Jack and Daxter. It turns out those 2382 01:53:16.560 --> 01:53:18.960 are all really fucking good games. And then another one 2383 01:53:19.119 --> 01:53:20.800 I didn't play until it came out on Xbox Live 2384 01:53:20.880 --> 01:53:23.800 Arcade years later, was Beyond Good and Evil and like, 2385 01:53:23.880 --> 01:53:25.279 I don't consider it like one of the all time 2386 01:53:25.319 --> 01:53:27.279 greats or anything, but I remember thinking, like, I'm glad 2387 01:53:27.319 --> 01:53:29.399 I finally played this and it does hold up. It's 2388 01:53:29.479 --> 01:53:31.520 I mean, granted this was two thousand and nine when 2389 01:53:31.560 --> 01:53:33.800 it got rereleased, but I remember back then being like, Okay, 2390 01:53:33.840 --> 01:53:35.720 I see why this was well regarded. 2391 01:53:36.279 --> 01:53:39.079 Yeah, I don't think it holds up perfectly, but I 2392 01:53:39.319 --> 01:53:43.119 absolutely understood the love for Final Fantasy six when I 2393 01:53:43.159 --> 01:53:45.119 finally went back and played it in like two thousand 2394 01:53:45.159 --> 01:53:49.560 and sixteen or whenever I played it, Like that was 2395 01:53:49.560 --> 01:53:51.319 the first thing I played on this Nest Classic when 2396 01:53:51.359 --> 01:53:54.800 I got it. I get white people like that, and 2397 01:53:54.880 --> 01:53:56.760 I'm not really a Final Fantasy person, but I just 2398 01:53:57.199 --> 01:53:58.840 was really into it at the time and I had 2399 01:53:58.920 --> 01:54:00.680 no intention of playing it. But then I got this 2400 01:54:00.800 --> 01:54:01.359 Nest Classic. 2401 01:54:02.920 --> 01:54:05.640 It was late to the Half Life train. I don't 2402 01:54:05.640 --> 01:54:11.199 think I knew about Half Life, and I mean, it's 2403 01:54:11.199 --> 01:54:13.399 already an old game, but I don't think I played 2404 01:54:13.439 --> 01:54:17.600 it until like two thousand and eleven, twenty twelve, and 2405 01:54:17.720 --> 01:54:20.680 that game came out way earlier than that, and it's. 2406 01:54:21.039 --> 01:54:24.239 The first one. Half Life two O two is four. 2407 01:54:24.399 --> 01:54:27.680 Yeah, and then I played Half Life and so I 2408 01:54:27.840 --> 01:54:30.319 was kind of late to that series and that was 2409 01:54:30.359 --> 01:54:33.720 super worth finding out about later. I didn't really know 2410 01:54:33.800 --> 01:54:37.439 anything about it, but it turns out what a good game. Yeah, 2411 01:54:37.600 --> 01:54:39.439 that's that's one that I just I just didn't know. 2412 01:54:39.600 --> 01:54:40.439 I didn't know it was a thing. 2413 01:54:42.399 --> 01:54:45.720 Yeah, there's also well, Mary, you played all the resid 2414 01:54:45.760 --> 01:54:48.359 Evils long after the fact, most of them long after 2415 01:54:48.439 --> 01:54:53.079 the fact. Not too shabby, they didn't. I'm trying to 2416 01:54:53.079 --> 01:54:55.960 remember the ones that you said you loved, like right after. 2417 01:54:56.640 --> 01:54:57.920 I think you liked the first couple. 2418 01:54:58.479 --> 01:55:04.880 I loved remake lot. I liked two, and three was 2419 01:55:05.159 --> 01:55:06.119 very stressful. 2420 01:55:07.159 --> 01:55:12.119 But I also three which series Nemesis Residevil. Oh yeah, 2421 01:55:12.199 --> 01:55:14.600 that three one is pretty well anybody, that's that's the 2422 01:55:14.720 --> 01:55:17.319 game where I'm like, I used to be that person 2423 01:55:17.520 --> 01:55:21.119 who swore that Nemesis was my favorite resident Evil and 2424 01:55:21.319 --> 01:55:24.079 like that it still holds up and everything. And I 2425 01:55:24.199 --> 01:55:26.600 went back watching Mary play it again, and then even 2426 01:55:26.640 --> 01:55:30.640 the remake of that I think was still far inferior. Remake. 2427 01:55:31.239 --> 01:55:36.640 Resuable two remake is so fucking good. Yeah, anyway, Resuble 2428 01:55:36.640 --> 01:55:41.840 three Nemesis, uh Code Veronica played zero zero is also 2429 01:55:41.920 --> 01:55:44.560 worse than I remember. This is zero. This is answering 2430 01:55:44.760 --> 01:55:50.199 last episode's question, like I forgot zero Code Veronica Nemesis. 2431 01:55:50.239 --> 01:55:53.039 There are a lot of Resume five, Resuble five, There 2432 01:55:53.039 --> 01:55:54.479 are a lot of Resumeal games. I went back to 2433 01:55:54.560 --> 01:55:56.439 and realized they weren't as good as I remembered. But 2434 01:55:56.520 --> 01:55:57.479 I love one and two. 2435 01:55:57.960 --> 01:56:00.239 The series is all over the place. And then had 2436 01:56:00.239 --> 01:56:02.159 the fact that they're all remade now too, and those 2437 01:56:02.159 --> 01:56:03.680 all have varying levels of quality. 2438 01:56:03.800 --> 01:56:07.079 It's yeah, crazy of the remakes, they've got a good, 2439 01:56:07.399 --> 01:56:08.800 pretty good track record with remake. 2440 01:56:09.279 --> 01:56:12.039 We got to get back into it, Mike. We still well, 2441 01:56:12.119 --> 01:56:12.800 we still. 2442 01:56:12.640 --> 01:56:16.640 If you're talking the one remake, like oh two, yeah, 2443 01:56:17.159 --> 01:56:21.399 that they're three for four with really good remakes. Yeah, 2444 01:56:21.520 --> 01:56:23.399 oh shit, we do need to finish that. You're getting there. 2445 01:56:23.479 --> 01:56:28.199 You're at the you're I think you're like that into 2446 01:56:28.239 --> 01:56:30.039 the island. You did the first big fight on the island, 2447 01:56:30.079 --> 01:56:31.640 so you're yeah, two hours in the end. 2448 01:56:32.039 --> 01:56:33.880 We we got to get we got to get that 2449 01:56:34.000 --> 01:56:34.520 thing done. 2450 01:56:34.720 --> 01:56:37.560 We're close, but I don't know, I'm trying to remember 2451 01:56:37.560 --> 01:56:39.359 anything else I went back to. It's like I get 2452 01:56:39.359 --> 01:56:40.079 why people like this. 2453 01:56:41.199 --> 01:56:44.720 I never played Super Metroid until the WE Virtual Console, 2454 01:56:45.079 --> 01:56:47.319 and it's like, oh, okay, I see why that's good. 2455 01:56:47.439 --> 01:56:50.119 Well, yeah, it's just the tough thing with games is 2456 01:56:50.239 --> 01:56:54.000 that so much of it, Like a game can be 2457 01:56:54.039 --> 01:56:56.840 good for many reasons. But like Corona Trigger I remember 2458 01:56:56.920 --> 01:57:00.399 going back to and I liked it, but so many things, 2459 01:57:00.520 --> 01:57:04.520 like games are really young still and they evolved really rapidly. 2460 01:57:04.600 --> 01:57:05.359 They just don't age. 2461 01:57:05.359 --> 01:57:08.159 Well, did you play the DS one? No, because I 2462 01:57:08.199 --> 01:57:10.159 didn't play it on SNS. But then I reviewed the 2463 01:57:10.479 --> 01:57:13.479 DS one when it came out, like ooh, it'll quit 2464 01:57:13.520 --> 01:57:14.199 your life stuff there. 2465 01:57:14.680 --> 01:57:17.800 I played on like yes three PlayStation Store or something. 2466 01:57:18.359 --> 01:57:20.439 I I like the DS one lot. I thought Crowner 2467 01:57:20.439 --> 01:57:22.439 Trigger is one of the rare like old j RPGs. 2468 01:57:22.479 --> 01:57:23.840 I was like, oh, I get it, Yeah this is good. 2469 01:57:24.119 --> 01:57:25.920 Oh I got it. Yeah. It was just like it's 2470 01:57:25.960 --> 01:57:30.399 still I don't know, like finding my way through that 2471 01:57:30.479 --> 01:57:32.600 world I didn't always feel like was as intuitive. But 2472 01:57:32.880 --> 01:57:39.800 I don't know. Yeah, there's a bunch not all games, 2473 01:57:40.079 --> 01:57:43.640 not all all games suck, but it's just like good 2474 01:57:45.119 --> 01:57:50.039 others Ockering of Time is a nice two thousand and 2475 01:57:50.479 --> 01:57:56.000 eleven Vina Tondonia from what I've always said, I know, 2476 01:57:56.920 --> 01:57:59.279 I actually stole that from Dan. Dan, you want to 2477 01:57:59.319 --> 01:58:02.119 read this last one from Arthur? Sure? 2478 01:58:02.680 --> 01:58:06.039 All right, High Fire Escape. A common pain point for 2479 01:58:06.119 --> 01:58:07.920 the gaming press is they have to compare things that 2480 01:58:08.039 --> 01:58:10.039 have nothing to do with one another. Since you're all 2481 01:58:10.079 --> 01:58:12.920 experienced games press people, I thought you could navigate these 2482 01:58:13.000 --> 01:58:15.920 fraught comparisons. Could all three of you say which one 2483 01:58:16.119 --> 01:58:18.920 in each matchup is better than the other. Okay, let's 2484 01:58:18.920 --> 01:58:21.439 go one of the time here, super Mario Brothers three 2485 01:58:22.199 --> 01:58:23.800 versus cheese. 2486 01:58:25.239 --> 01:58:26.800 I mean you kind of have to have cheese. 2487 01:58:29.119 --> 01:58:31.880 I feel like a lot of these are that one's 2488 01:58:32.279 --> 01:58:34.840 I feel like he geared some of these towards specific people. 2489 01:58:34.920 --> 01:58:43.920 That feels very assaulting. Dan vibes, Oh no, it's the 2490 01:58:44.039 --> 01:58:44.560 first one. 2491 01:58:45.960 --> 01:58:46.279 Cheese. 2492 01:58:46.760 --> 01:58:50.800 If it was Mario World versus cheese, I might go 2493 01:58:50.960 --> 01:58:54.159 with Mario World. I love Mario Brothers Three, but I'm 2494 01:58:54.159 --> 01:58:57.279 gonna go with cheese, right, So that's unanimous? 2495 01:58:57.800 --> 01:58:58.560 Yeah, cheese? 2496 01:58:58.600 --> 01:59:02.720 Okay. Next to the ability to breathe through your nose 2497 01:59:03.359 --> 01:59:06.720 versus the ability to save your progress in video games, 2498 01:59:06.880 --> 01:59:09.039 including we not limited to auto saves and cloud saves. 2499 01:59:09.239 --> 01:59:12.840 I will say definitively, I prefer the ability to breathe 2500 01:59:12.880 --> 01:59:13.479 through my nose. 2501 01:59:13.680 --> 01:59:17.560 Yeah, it's keep mind. Rather, this is what is better. 2502 01:59:18.000 --> 01:59:20.319 It is the ability to breathe through your nose. Yeah, 2503 01:59:20.399 --> 01:59:23.720 don't know until they take it away. And holy shit, yes, 2504 01:59:23.800 --> 01:59:24.319 I'm going. 2505 01:59:24.199 --> 01:59:28.640 With that, unless maybe it isn't what you rather now, 2506 01:59:28.880 --> 01:59:31.119 Like the next one feels like it's geared toward me. 2507 01:59:31.800 --> 01:59:34.399 Sorry, wait, so okay, I guess I guess it's kind 2508 01:59:34.439 --> 01:59:35.399 of both, right, I mean. 2509 01:59:36.239 --> 01:59:39.159 If you had to like eliminate the other one. That's 2510 01:59:39.199 --> 01:59:40.800 not how he said, though, he said, could you say 2511 01:59:40.840 --> 01:59:42.479 which of the three? Which of the ones in the 2512 01:59:42.520 --> 01:59:43.520 matchup below are better? 2513 01:59:44.720 --> 01:59:46.840 But you can look at them the same way, which 2514 01:59:46.920 --> 01:59:49.239 is like which one would you be more willing to 2515 01:59:49.279 --> 01:59:52.079 live without? And it's like I gotta have cheese and 2516 01:59:52.159 --> 01:59:54.039 I gotta be able to breathe through my nose. I 2517 01:59:54.199 --> 01:59:56.359 just need those for quality of life, because even if 2518 01:59:56.399 --> 01:59:58.039 I'm playing a game and I'm like, what a great 2519 01:59:58.119 --> 02:00:01.479 game and I could save, if I can't fucking breathe, 2520 02:00:01.560 --> 02:00:02.680 my life sucks. 2521 02:00:02.560 --> 02:00:08.000 Like which pick one and the other it's gone. He 2522 02:00:08.159 --> 02:00:11.159 is out of the world eight hundred times. 2523 02:00:11.199 --> 02:00:11.760 I'm fine with that. 2524 02:00:12.079 --> 02:00:14.000 No, no, okay, I guess at this point. 2525 02:00:14.039 --> 02:00:16.840 Sure, yeah, you take it away now yeah, okay. 2526 02:00:17.000 --> 02:00:20.680 Sure yeah, breathe your nose, I guess. But then every 2527 02:00:20.720 --> 02:00:22.159 game we play from here on out, you can't. 2528 02:00:22.880 --> 02:00:23.680 That's gonna suck. 2529 02:00:23.760 --> 02:00:26.960 But hey, you know putting but not limited to Okay, 2530 02:00:27.119 --> 02:00:27.520 get good? 2531 02:00:27.960 --> 02:00:32.319 Okay, all right, Mary, where you also knows? Oh yes, 2532 02:00:32.399 --> 02:00:34.560 I have Okay, so we've been unanimous the whole time here. Okay, 2533 02:00:34.920 --> 02:00:40.560 Alex Garland's filmography versus being Warm, I'm gonna go with 2534 02:00:40.640 --> 02:00:43.159 being Warm. I love Alex Garland, but like I don't know, 2535 02:00:43.319 --> 02:00:47.039 like Dev's was. Okay, let me look up it. Like 2536 02:00:47.079 --> 02:00:49.760 there was that Men movie. Okay, there's a movie that 2537 02:00:49.760 --> 02:00:52.239 people didn't like. I haven't seen twenty eight whatever later. 2538 02:00:53.159 --> 02:00:54.520 I've seen twenty eight days later. 2539 02:00:54.640 --> 02:00:56.000 I have not later. 2540 02:00:56.159 --> 02:00:56.920 Is fucking He. 2541 02:00:57.640 --> 02:00:59.359 Didn't exactly stuff he wrote it. 2542 02:00:59.640 --> 02:01:02.279 He wrote that in Sunshine, and then he directed Annihilation, 2543 02:01:02.760 --> 02:01:08.840 Amen Civil War recently fantastic. He uh, he wrote that. 2544 02:01:08.920 --> 02:01:14.760 I believe I don't think he directed count Okay, wow, okay, anyway, 2545 02:01:15.199 --> 02:01:18.119 you gotta be warm. Yes, yeah, it's warm. 2546 02:01:18.239 --> 02:01:19.479 I love his movies. But uh. 2547 02:01:20.880 --> 02:01:25.119 Yeah, wow like being warm halfway and we're unanimous dogs 2548 02:01:25.279 --> 02:01:30.159 versus having thumbs. It's ironic because dogs don't have thumbs. 2549 02:01:30.680 --> 02:01:33.359 I know I don't thumbs. 2550 02:01:33.640 --> 02:01:37.279 I can we get like medical intervention to get like 2551 02:01:37.319 --> 02:01:38.119 a robot thumber. 2552 02:01:38.840 --> 02:01:41.279 You get a little metal boy on the end of it. 2553 02:01:41.640 --> 02:01:44.159 You don't do that, and my insurance covers it. I'm 2554 02:01:44.239 --> 02:01:45.680 going with I'm keeping dogs. 2555 02:01:46.439 --> 02:01:48.239 Yeah, you have robotic dogs. 2556 02:01:49.279 --> 02:01:51.159 No, it's not the same, not the same. 2557 02:01:51.600 --> 02:01:53.640 How is it different than if you're replacing a thumb 2558 02:01:53.640 --> 02:01:54.279 with a press. 2559 02:01:54.199 --> 02:01:56.399 Because you can just do this, but you can't. 2560 02:01:56.920 --> 02:01:58.439 There's gizmos out there. 2561 02:01:58.840 --> 02:02:00.600 No, they're not psycho. 2562 02:02:01.319 --> 02:02:05.239 I think they're I think your underestimate your ability to 2563 02:02:05.279 --> 02:02:06.199 gettesched to a robot. 2564 02:02:07.039 --> 02:02:09.800 Well, even if that's true, like an actual, warm, fuzzy, 2565 02:02:10.079 --> 02:02:12.279 living dog, that's that's the best thing out there, right. 2566 02:02:12.720 --> 02:02:14.520 I think we'll replicate dogs pretty soon. 2567 02:02:15.439 --> 02:02:19.399 I'm just being how fucking weird dogs are? Dogs are 2568 02:02:19.479 --> 02:02:20.399 extremely weird. 2569 02:02:20.560 --> 02:02:21.960 Cats. I know what you're talking about. 2570 02:02:22.520 --> 02:02:22.960 Throw them out. 2571 02:02:23.920 --> 02:02:27.960 I would take dogs. Yeah, I'll go out the window 2572 02:02:28.760 --> 02:02:31.520 your cats. You're gonna you just threaten to throw my 2573 02:02:31.560 --> 02:02:34.000 cats out the window. Yeah, Mary, I will beat your 2574 02:02:34.079 --> 02:02:36.800 fucking skull until it's a pulp under my foot. If 2575 02:02:36.840 --> 02:02:40.560 you ever say that again, I swear to God this 2576 02:02:40.760 --> 02:02:43.640 is not a fake threat. I will fucking end you. 2577 02:02:45.039 --> 02:02:46.760 And then I will stare Seem on the face and 2578 02:02:46.800 --> 02:02:48.359 say she's never coming back. 2579 02:02:49.399 --> 02:02:52.079 He doesn't exist. He's a robot. Because you went with thumbs, 2580 02:02:52.119 --> 02:02:52.800 you piece of shit. 2581 02:02:54.399 --> 02:02:56.079 No, I didn't go with thumbs. I love dogs too, 2582 02:02:56.640 --> 02:02:57.560 if we have If. 2583 02:02:57.479 --> 02:02:59.560 We have thumbs and no dogs, I'm coming for your cats. 2584 02:03:00.359 --> 02:03:01.439 Oh, I see what you're saying. 2585 02:03:01.520 --> 02:03:04.119 If I can't have my dog, you can't have your cat. 2586 02:03:04.279 --> 02:03:08.520 That's what I'm saying. Sorry, is my thumb to squeeze out? 2587 02:03:11.840 --> 02:03:12.119 Zeus? 2588 02:03:12.279 --> 02:03:14.640 Yeah? I went from zero to eleven real quick there. 2589 02:03:14.960 --> 02:03:17.399 That was the most explicit death threat yet. And that's 2590 02:03:17.439 --> 02:03:18.039 saying something. 2591 02:03:18.279 --> 02:03:21.199 I see what happened. If I were to eliminate dogs, 2592 02:03:21.239 --> 02:03:23.199 you would come to my cats. I see. No, I 2593 02:03:23.239 --> 02:03:25.079 don't want to liminate dogs. I was just like playing 2594 02:03:25.119 --> 02:03:27.600 Devil's advocate. I love dogs. We're close to getting one, 2595 02:03:28.159 --> 02:03:32.960 but like, oh, sorry, I got a cool down for 2596 02:03:33.000 --> 02:03:37.319 a second, you're going to pass out? No, I agree, 2597 02:03:37.800 --> 02:03:38.880 I can. 2598 02:03:39.279 --> 02:03:41.720 I want I want to keep dogs we're nanimous. 2599 02:03:41.800 --> 02:03:42.239 What do you know? 2600 02:03:42.640 --> 02:03:43.279 The next one? 2601 02:03:44.239 --> 02:03:44.560 All right? 2602 02:03:44.920 --> 02:03:45.199 Blood? 2603 02:03:48.199 --> 02:03:50.039 Any notes? I have both of them rated as five 2604 02:03:50.079 --> 02:03:52.239 out of five on letterbox, and I'm very picky with 2605 02:03:52.319 --> 02:03:57.560 my five out of five's on letterbox. It's mcgroeber. I 2606 02:03:57.800 --> 02:03:59.800 love there will be Blood. That's one of the best 2607 02:03:59.840 --> 02:04:02.319 new I've ever seen. I've seen there will be Blood 2608 02:04:02.600 --> 02:04:06.399 once or twice. I have seen Macgoober over fifty times. 2609 02:04:06.720 --> 02:04:08.399 So this is where this This is where, like the 2610 02:04:08.560 --> 02:04:11.159 the other one gets eliminated. Format doesn't really work because 2611 02:04:11.199 --> 02:04:13.479 movies are like I think it's easier to give up 2612 02:04:13.520 --> 02:04:15.279 there will be blood because you've already seen enough times. 2613 02:04:15.600 --> 02:04:16.600 Groover is more watchable. 2614 02:04:16.720 --> 02:04:19.159 You don't need to see there will be blood again. 2615 02:04:19.520 --> 02:04:20.039 No I need. 2616 02:04:21.640 --> 02:04:23.000 This is what I'm saying. I'm gonna make it up. 2617 02:04:23.239 --> 02:04:26.159 I think slightly more difficult. Imagine you've never seen either. 2618 02:04:29.199 --> 02:04:31.520 It's still magroo. Yeah, but how would you know because 2619 02:04:31.560 --> 02:04:33.199 it's I had a ankling. 2620 02:04:35.960 --> 02:04:41.439 I love Macgoober a lot. But if if I'm just 2621 02:04:41.520 --> 02:04:44.119 answering his question, I still think there will blood is better. 2622 02:04:45.399 --> 02:04:47.600 I mean, that's apples and orages. That's why he did 2623 02:04:48.680 --> 02:04:50.279 I know, But I still think if I had to 2624 02:04:50.319 --> 02:04:52.079 pick one, I would still pick there will be blood. 2625 02:04:52.119 --> 02:04:53.880 I mean it's weird to say mcgoober brought me more 2626 02:04:54.039 --> 02:04:56.119 joy because I don't think joy is the point that 2627 02:04:56.199 --> 02:04:57.399 there will be blood at all. 2628 02:04:57.680 --> 02:05:00.640 Yeah, yeah, that's what. That's the point of that talking. 2629 02:05:00.560 --> 02:05:05.680 Cinema like mastery. It's pretty obvious what the answer is here. Yeah, 2630 02:05:05.720 --> 02:05:09.640 but we're talking. There's something that has enriched my life 2631 02:05:10.319 --> 02:05:11.840 so much for so long. 2632 02:05:11.960 --> 02:05:13.960 We don't watch there will be blood and hotel rooms 2633 02:05:14.039 --> 02:05:14.840 during conferences. 2634 02:05:15.159 --> 02:05:17.199 It's true. I made marry to that in a hotel 2635 02:05:17.279 --> 02:05:19.279 during a conference a couple months ago. 2636 02:05:19.560 --> 02:05:22.159 We did that at GDC or whatever it was, p 2637 02:05:22.399 --> 02:05:23.600 s X or something back. 2638 02:05:24.880 --> 02:05:25.960 We've done as many times. 2639 02:05:26.079 --> 02:05:34.119 Yes, all right, here's a different one. Mcgroober or eyebrows mcgroo. 2640 02:05:36.119 --> 02:05:37.000 I buy a sharpie. 2641 02:05:37.000 --> 02:05:46.079 It's fine, I like it, bushy, I have my eyebrows. 2642 02:05:46.520 --> 02:05:48.199 I don't lend you some eyebrow hair. 2643 02:05:49.439 --> 02:05:52.199 Why do you need them to keep? Give him a 2644 02:05:52.199 --> 02:05:52.840 water out of your eyes? 2645 02:05:52.920 --> 02:05:53.039 Right? 2646 02:05:53.760 --> 02:05:54.399 Is that what that is? 2647 02:05:54.680 --> 02:05:55.119 I think so. 2648 02:05:59.520 --> 02:06:04.119 Looking cool for double unpundra, for being for being surprised. 2649 02:06:05.000 --> 02:06:08.319 I don't think when we evolved eyebrows were like, oh, 2650 02:06:08.439 --> 02:06:12.680 it's for facial expressions or God, I mean they were. 2651 02:06:12.680 --> 02:06:14.640 Making facial expressions before they were speaking. 2652 02:06:14.880 --> 02:06:16.960 But it was a survival thing. I think it's keeping 2653 02:06:17.000 --> 02:06:18.560 the rain out of your eyes when a saber two 2654 02:06:18.560 --> 02:06:19.560 tigers coming after. 2655 02:06:19.359 --> 02:06:21.840 Your ass like pubes, or to keep your your bits warm, 2656 02:06:22.439 --> 02:06:24.039 you get the right temperature to reproduce. 2657 02:06:24.479 --> 02:06:26.920 Oh is that it really? 2658 02:06:27.199 --> 02:06:31.800 But I don't know. I'm not a evolutionary palaeontologist or 2659 02:06:31.960 --> 02:06:34.039 whatever you want to call them, but uh, yeah, I 2660 02:06:34.119 --> 02:06:35.840 believe like you know how, Okay, you know how when 2661 02:06:35.840 --> 02:06:37.640 it's cold, your balls shrink up and go closer you 2662 02:06:37.680 --> 02:06:41.359 to body. Yes, it's because your testicles and the bit 2663 02:06:41.479 --> 02:06:43.479 the stuff they're in needs to stay warm, so it 2664 02:06:43.520 --> 02:06:44.359 goes close to your body. 2665 02:06:44.479 --> 02:06:47.840 Tust them in their man bodies are fucking nuts? Why 2666 02:06:47.920 --> 02:06:48.960 do they put them out there? And it was it 2667 02:06:49.079 --> 02:06:50.359 just too hot in there to be in there all 2668 02:06:50.399 --> 02:06:50.680 the time. 2669 02:06:50.960 --> 02:06:52.439 I have no idea. Well, you wouldn't be able to 2670 02:06:52.560 --> 02:06:54.520 put it in something else if it was in your body. 2671 02:06:54.600 --> 02:06:56.439 Why are our balls outside of our bodies? Is what 2672 02:06:56.479 --> 02:06:58.079 I'm saying. Is just too warm in there? 2673 02:06:58.520 --> 02:07:05.000 Ask well, the sphere inside of us doesn't want to. 2674 02:07:05.079 --> 02:07:06.560 Have the orb merritt. 2675 02:07:06.600 --> 02:07:08.520 It's called the orb. You're just sounding ridiculous. 2676 02:07:08.640 --> 02:07:10.479 N't the balls just be in the ORB? I want 2677 02:07:10.600 --> 02:07:13.279 all when I say organs, I want all organs to 2678 02:07:13.359 --> 02:07:15.039 be in the ORB, including balls. 2679 02:07:15.159 --> 02:07:17.640 You've got your dead just floating around inside you. 2680 02:07:19.199 --> 02:07:20.920 I want my balls to be in my orb. 2681 02:07:21.359 --> 02:07:24.359 I hate this stuff that you're saying so much more 2682 02:07:24.399 --> 02:07:26.000 in this episode because you're looking at me right in 2683 02:07:26.079 --> 02:07:26.399 the eye. 2684 02:07:27.159 --> 02:07:30.159 I don't like it. I want my balls to be 2685 02:07:30.279 --> 02:07:33.720 in my orb. Do you hear me? 2686 02:07:33.960 --> 02:07:36.239 Are they floating or they packed in there? Like? No? 2687 02:07:36.399 --> 02:07:38.199 No, no, no, they're not separate. They're not separate in 2688 02:07:38.279 --> 02:07:41.560 the ORB system for human organs, it is. It's just 2689 02:07:41.680 --> 02:07:43.880 the ORB. It's not like, oh, we crammed and intestine 2690 02:07:43.880 --> 02:07:45.560 in there. Oh, here's a lung. Okay, it's just the 2691 02:07:45.720 --> 02:07:46.359 ORB does all. 2692 02:07:46.720 --> 02:07:49.720 Here's where here's where the evolutionary benefits of the ORB 2693 02:07:49.800 --> 02:07:52.439 falls short, because how would you use an ORB that's 2694 02:07:52.520 --> 02:07:55.960 just inside you. That's one big thing to reproduce with 2695 02:07:56.079 --> 02:07:56.760 another human. 2696 02:07:57.039 --> 02:08:01.319 You're you still have a dick. Okay, but balls, the 2697 02:08:01.399 --> 02:08:05.039 balls are in the ORB. Don't get shot because if 2698 02:08:05.079 --> 02:08:06.840 you get shot in the ORB, you're super fucked. 2699 02:08:07.399 --> 02:08:10.119 It kills everything that all your organs. 2700 02:08:09.840 --> 02:08:11.439 Got a shot and punctured. If they hit the orbits, 2701 02:08:11.640 --> 02:08:12.439 it's a tective. 2702 02:08:12.199 --> 02:08:14.800 Of the orb. It's almost like the human body benefits 2703 02:08:14.840 --> 02:08:16.600 specifically from having a separated or. 2704 02:08:16.800 --> 02:08:18.920 It's so complicated in there. You gotta go to all 2705 02:08:18.960 --> 02:08:21.560 these different doctors. There's you gotta pancreas, you gotta have 2706 02:08:21.600 --> 02:08:23.079 fucking gallbladder. 2707 02:08:22.760 --> 02:08:24.000 Or doctors out there. 2708 02:08:24.399 --> 02:08:27.920 There will be in this new future Dan, Dan with 2709 02:08:28.079 --> 02:08:29.720 the ORB would be able to walk into a guy 2710 02:08:29.800 --> 02:08:31.520 to college's office and be like, I have problems with 2711 02:08:31.560 --> 02:08:31.920 my orb. 2712 02:08:32.000 --> 02:08:34.159 I'm assuming you know how it works, because you know how. 2713 02:08:35.119 --> 02:08:37.720 It's removal. It's removal. You open up the chest, take 2714 02:08:37.760 --> 02:08:39.840 the orb out, They knock you out, they do all 2715 02:08:39.920 --> 02:08:41.840 whatever on the orbit. You're just you're you're in a 2716 02:08:41.880 --> 02:08:43.600 tube somewhere in the chest. 2717 02:08:43.479 --> 02:08:45.119 But it could absolutely be in your butt. 2718 02:08:46.319 --> 02:08:48.439 Wait, I'm picturing the orb is huge because I'm picturing 2719 02:08:48.479 --> 02:08:50.920 the mass of all the organ which is the same size. 2720 02:08:51.239 --> 02:08:57.119 So like, it's not like a little baseball. Put my ass. 2721 02:09:00.399 --> 02:09:02.520 Necesarously put it. Put a baseball in Dan's ask. 2722 02:09:03.920 --> 02:09:05.199 Doctor do it. 2723 02:09:08.520 --> 02:09:10.039 I'm sick. Doctors put it in there. 2724 02:09:12.760 --> 02:09:16.159 Go to a proctologist to have stuff put in you no, let's. 2725 02:09:15.960 --> 02:09:17.720 Not be ridiculous. I think the ORB would have to 2726 02:09:17.760 --> 02:09:19.520 be the size of all the organs put together, like 2727 02:09:19.640 --> 02:09:25.560 in brain to brain and what's organs? 2728 02:09:26.079 --> 02:09:28.840 Okay, you're just describing like if you or your body 2729 02:09:28.920 --> 02:09:31.760 was Mike Wazowski from Monsters, Inc. It would all be 2730 02:09:31.880 --> 02:09:33.760 just the ORB and then a few limbs coming out 2731 02:09:33.800 --> 02:09:33.920 of it. 2732 02:09:34.800 --> 02:09:36.640 You need the limbs because they do they walk and 2733 02:09:36.720 --> 02:09:39.279 grab and stuff. And the heads if you just look 2734 02:09:39.319 --> 02:09:41.279 all freaky if you didn't have a head. So we 2735 02:09:41.439 --> 02:09:44.760 keep all that from the outside. Nothing's different if your 2736 02:09:44.800 --> 02:09:47.560 brain is in the ORB, though, it's as aesthetics and 2737 02:09:47.600 --> 02:09:48.880 also well seeing. 2738 02:09:49.439 --> 02:09:51.560 Are there tubes connected from the ORB to your eye? 2739 02:09:51.680 --> 02:09:52.640 How's your eye? Yeah? 2740 02:09:52.760 --> 02:09:55.199 Yeah, no, we'rell don't be ridiculous, like you still got 2741 02:09:55.479 --> 02:09:57.199 you got a tongue, you got eyes. You know, it's 2742 02:09:57.239 --> 02:09:59.560 like that's all that's all connected to the ORB. 2743 02:09:59.479 --> 02:10:02.600 Because it's not okay, because yeah, I guess that makes. 2744 02:10:03.760 --> 02:10:05.840 They're up there. Eardrums are up there. Actually, if we 2745 02:10:06.039 --> 02:10:08.520 tuck the ear drums into the ORB, then we don't 2746 02:10:08.560 --> 02:10:10.199 have to worry about them being punctured. We just got 2747 02:10:10.319 --> 02:10:11.680 to make sure you can hear through the ears. 2748 02:10:12.359 --> 02:10:15.079 I have a little a little wrinkle. I just thought 2749 02:10:15.119 --> 02:10:18.560 of huh, so the eye tight. The tongue makes sense 2750 02:10:18.640 --> 02:10:20.159 to not be in the orb because it's not an organ. 2751 02:10:20.199 --> 02:10:25.159 It's a muscle, right, knows, ears, cartilage, sciences, whatever. 2752 02:10:25.359 --> 02:10:26.920 I think, face is pretty much you know what our. 2753 02:10:26.880 --> 02:10:29.520 Biggest organ is is our skin. So where would the 2754 02:10:29.520 --> 02:10:30.600 skin be? Skin? 2755 02:10:31.199 --> 02:10:36.239 You're being ridiculous, Mike. The skin from the outside everything 2756 02:10:36.319 --> 02:10:41.119 looks the same functionally inside, all organ functions are managed 2757 02:10:41.159 --> 02:10:41.600 by the orb. 2758 02:10:42.159 --> 02:10:44.920 What is the definition of an organ? Because now I'm thinking, like, 2759 02:10:45.119 --> 02:10:46.479 are my eyes an organ? 2760 02:10:46.840 --> 02:10:50.039 Probably? But again, look there are exceptions. The face stays 2761 02:10:50.039 --> 02:10:50.479 pretty much. 2762 02:10:50.479 --> 02:10:53.079 The eyes organs, Yes, the eyes are sensory. Organs are 2763 02:10:53.119 --> 02:10:57.119 the visual system. But why what defines an organ is 2764 02:10:57.199 --> 02:11:01.800 something that could like performs it. 2765 02:11:02.239 --> 02:11:04.319 It's just in your body that does a thing. 2766 02:11:05.000 --> 02:11:07.079 An organ is a collection of tissues that work together 2767 02:11:07.159 --> 02:11:12.359 to form a specific function. So wouldn't got it. 2768 02:11:12.880 --> 02:11:15.479 I'm thinking too much about the human body because I 2769 02:11:15.760 --> 02:11:17.439 have one in in one right now? 2770 02:11:17.600 --> 02:11:19.880 Is the tongue an organ? The tongue is a muscular organ. Okay, 2771 02:11:19.920 --> 02:11:20.720 I stand corrected, it. 2772 02:11:20.840 --> 02:11:23.520 Is both, but it could have like a long stick 2773 02:11:23.680 --> 02:11:24.439 going into the orb. 2774 02:11:24.640 --> 02:11:25.319 It's like a lung. 2775 02:11:25.479 --> 02:11:28.159 It's like a ker like you know, Frank is down there. 2776 02:11:30.680 --> 02:11:32.680 You gotta keep in mind, like if you look at 2777 02:11:32.680 --> 02:11:34.600 an actual cross station of the orb, it actually looks 2778 02:11:34.640 --> 02:11:37.560 more like a Catamari ball of organs and like stuff 2779 02:11:37.640 --> 02:11:38.319 jetting out of it. 2780 02:11:38.600 --> 02:11:41.960 Yeah, could you guys dissect al pellets in science class 2781 02:11:42.279 --> 02:11:45.039 and frogs? Okay? I think I was telling Bunk about 2782 02:11:45.079 --> 02:11:46.560 this and she didn't know about the alpellet thing, and 2783 02:11:46.640 --> 02:11:48.199 she's like, what is it? And I was like, I 2784 02:11:48.359 --> 02:11:50.880 don't know what was the alpellet? 2785 02:11:51.279 --> 02:11:56.560 It was a way to reconstruct an animal through bones 2786 02:11:56.800 --> 02:12:00.920 because owls it was poop eat mice, and an owl 2787 02:12:01.039 --> 02:12:01.960 pellet is poop. 2788 02:12:02.319 --> 02:12:03.680 No, that was owl excrement. 2789 02:12:04.239 --> 02:12:08.199 Excrement okay, because it's very dry, and then when you 2790 02:12:08.520 --> 02:12:10.279 broke it apart, you get all the bones and you 2791 02:12:10.319 --> 02:12:11.319 could put together a mouse. 2792 02:12:11.840 --> 02:12:14.279 But how do they know that the droppings they picked up? 2793 02:12:14.279 --> 02:12:17.079 Would they like inspect them first and then say, oh, 2794 02:12:17.119 --> 02:12:18.079 there's a dead mouse. 2795 02:12:18.119 --> 02:12:22.840 And it's just like natural that the owls diet is 2796 02:12:22.880 --> 02:12:26.319 like ninety percent mice. And what's interesting is like sometimes 2797 02:12:26.399 --> 02:12:29.720 someone would get two like skulls, and somebody else would 2798 02:12:29.720 --> 02:12:34.560 get like no, uh, like leg bones and they'd be like, oh, 2799 02:12:34.640 --> 02:12:36.720 can I have like one of your skulls And I'll 2800 02:12:36.760 --> 02:12:38.800 give you one of my leg bones. Because it all 2801 02:12:38.920 --> 02:12:39.960 evened out in the end. 2802 02:12:40.399 --> 02:12:42.880 You put the poop through like an airport metal detectors 2803 02:12:43.000 --> 02:12:44.600 or like the body scan thing, just to make sure 2804 02:12:44.640 --> 02:12:47.199 there's a whole skeleton in there. Yeah, that's the mouse. Yeah. 2805 02:12:47.479 --> 02:12:49.560 The next Alex Garland movie is going to be about 2806 02:12:49.600 --> 02:12:52.640 a guy, a kid who's dissecting owl pellets and then 2807 02:12:52.800 --> 02:12:55.720 puts the skeleton together and it's just a mini version 2808 02:12:55.800 --> 02:12:56.239 of him. 2809 02:12:57.119 --> 02:12:59.920 Oh yeah, wow, I think that's tiny eye shrunk. 2810 02:13:00.279 --> 02:13:01.720 And then he looks out the window and there's an 2811 02:13:01.800 --> 02:13:03.520 owl dun dun dum. 2812 02:13:04.640 --> 02:13:06.520 And then he and then he dissects the stomach of 2813 02:13:06.800 --> 02:13:09.760 many him and there's many his father. 2814 02:13:11.119 --> 02:13:15.279 I think the title of this dome would be who oh. 2815 02:13:17.119 --> 02:13:17.960 Oh that's good. 2816 02:13:19.119 --> 02:13:21.520 And actually I can hear the soundtrack too that starts 2817 02:13:21.560 --> 02:13:26.359 it off. It's like very ethereal, it's like and then 2818 02:13:26.399 --> 02:13:29.119 Oscar Isaac leading from the mouth, is rushed to the 2819 02:13:29.199 --> 02:13:34.159 hospital and then Natalie Portman discovers that her husband's dead. 2820 02:13:34.279 --> 02:13:36.239 And then you're just describing a different movie. 2821 02:13:36.600 --> 02:13:39.920 The shimmery Dome is over southern Florida the swamp, and 2822 02:13:40.000 --> 02:13:42.279 then Jennifer Jason Lee says, we don't know what it is, 2823 02:13:42.520 --> 02:13:45.720 but we're going in. And then Tessa Thompson's there, and 2824 02:13:45.800 --> 02:13:48.720 then Gina Rodriguez is there, and then there's a crocodile, 2825 02:13:49.199 --> 02:13:52.840 and then there's a bear that eats screams. 2826 02:13:53.960 --> 02:13:56.600 And then an orb Man. 2827 02:13:56.880 --> 02:13:58.159 You're making me want to watch that again. 2828 02:13:58.199 --> 02:14:00.319 That's a cool and watch it the other night. Yeah. 2829 02:14:00.520 --> 02:14:01.880 I keep trying to get a man to watch it. 2830 02:14:01.920 --> 02:14:03.520 But then she's like, all right, show me the trailer again, 2831 02:14:03.560 --> 02:14:04.600 and she does not like horror. 2832 02:14:05.479 --> 02:14:06.800 It's a type of horror. 2833 02:14:07.479 --> 02:14:10.520 It's the it's the scene they find from Oscar Isaac 2834 02:14:10.560 --> 02:14:16.720 squad that can fuck with peoples all like they go 2835 02:14:16.840 --> 02:14:19.720 crazy together. They go crazy together, and they all agree 2836 02:14:19.760 --> 02:14:21.359 to cut open his stomach. Then they see the stuff 2837 02:14:21.439 --> 02:14:24.600 moving in it. Yeah, and they look back at the camera. 2838 02:14:24.680 --> 02:14:28.079 They're like, see, it's just orb man. 2839 02:14:28.159 --> 02:14:29.199 The movie's fucking cool. 2840 02:14:29.520 --> 02:14:32.439 I know, I love it. Tessa Thompson just becomes a 2841 02:14:32.760 --> 02:14:40.000 bush yeah yeah, and uh Netlie Portman almost bangs herself 2842 02:14:40.079 --> 02:14:40.479 at the end. 2843 02:14:41.880 --> 02:14:45.119 And you don't just describing this if you hadn't seen 2844 02:14:45.159 --> 02:14:47.159 the movies. What the is this movie? 2845 02:14:47.920 --> 02:14:50.399 Yeah, it's really good. It's the best movie ever made. 2846 02:14:52.279 --> 02:14:57.399 Well, thank you, cheese, cheese. 2847 02:14:59.479 --> 02:14:59.920 I'd still the. 2848 02:15:00.079 --> 02:15:06.720 Cheese mcgruber or both of your pinky fingers. 2849 02:15:10.039 --> 02:15:13.399 If if I say, okay, well you can get by 2850 02:15:13.479 --> 02:15:17.359 without pinkies, right, I'm doing. Look, I love its parriage. 2851 02:15:18.439 --> 02:15:23.399 I'm going I'm going fingers wow. But in this scenario, 2852 02:15:23.439 --> 02:15:25.800 I'm assuming it's like it's not that I never saw mcgroober, 2853 02:15:25.840 --> 02:15:27.680 it's that just like I'm done seeing it, it doesn't 2854 02:15:27.680 --> 02:15:28.279 exist anymore. 2855 02:15:28.279 --> 02:15:32.359 And like fifteen minutes ago, no no, no. 2856 02:15:32.359 --> 02:15:35.960 No, Dan, here's here's here's here's the thing. Would you 2857 02:15:36.119 --> 02:15:43.199 want to continue having pinkies? However, you have to erase 2858 02:15:43.279 --> 02:15:45.520 all memory of mcgroober from your head ever having seen it. 2859 02:15:46.600 --> 02:15:48.239 I wouldn't. I wouldn't know what I was missing. But 2860 02:15:48.319 --> 02:15:51.119 that is a sad thing to think about. But yeah, 2861 02:15:52.119 --> 02:15:55.319 you know that there's a there's a void, there's. 2862 02:15:55.159 --> 02:15:57.800 A basic premise of the movie, and you know that 2863 02:15:57.920 --> 02:16:00.560 it was like a central aspect you life, but it 2864 02:16:00.720 --> 02:16:01.319 just doesn't exist. 2865 02:16:01.880 --> 02:16:04.159 It'd be sad, But I think I do need all 2866 02:16:04.239 --> 02:16:04.760 my fingers. 2867 02:16:06.439 --> 02:16:08.159 I think I'm just describing like the death of a 2868 02:16:08.239 --> 02:16:11.840 loved one is orb. 2869 02:16:15.439 --> 02:16:19.680 There's no way ORB is a desirable thing. 2870 02:16:19.960 --> 02:16:20.680 It's indifferent. 2871 02:16:22.000 --> 02:16:22.800 We want the orb. 2872 02:16:23.279 --> 02:16:25.319 We do not want the orb. You want the orb. 2873 02:16:25.479 --> 02:16:26.560 It simplifies things. 2874 02:16:26.960 --> 02:16:28.920 It does it makes you more killable. 2875 02:16:29.800 --> 02:16:31.600 It does do that. Okay, how about this, how about this, 2876 02:16:31.720 --> 02:16:32.520 here's a bonus for it. 2877 02:16:32.760 --> 02:16:35.239 Like a paper cut in the ORB could take you out. 2878 02:16:35.760 --> 02:16:38.479 Mary. Let me tell you on this. The orb is 2879 02:16:38.559 --> 02:16:39.799 bullet and stab proof. 2880 02:16:41.040 --> 02:16:43.799 What kind of ethereal sack is this? This doesn't make 2881 02:16:43.840 --> 02:16:44.479 any sense. 2882 02:16:44.719 --> 02:16:46.799 I'm just saying I don't know the science behind it. 2883 02:16:46.879 --> 02:16:48.639 I'm not an ORB doctor. We've got plenty of those. 2884 02:16:48.719 --> 02:16:57.559 Now you cannot because they can't puncture it. It's got 2885 02:16:57.680 --> 02:16:59.399 to laugh. It's like, you know, like the luggage that 2886 02:16:59.440 --> 02:17:01.520 has the t S lock on it. It's got bad. 2887 02:17:01.840 --> 02:17:06.360 But doctors from outer wilds, like, yeah, what if they 2888 02:17:06.399 --> 02:17:10.719 have to drain your the part of no Floods. 2889 02:17:10.639 --> 02:17:12.639 Dead, doctors have the tsa code for your orb. 2890 02:17:13.120 --> 02:17:15.840 Okay, watching in the. 2891 02:17:15.879 --> 02:17:18.319 Last one of my favorites, what number was this? One? 2892 02:17:19.319 --> 02:17:26.520 Eight six eighty six? This episode if you know Jay 2893 02:17:26.559 --> 02:17:29.120 cut the part where I like violently threatened Mary. We'll 2894 02:17:29.319 --> 02:17:30.959 get rid of that cut that No. 2895 02:17:31.079 --> 02:17:33.879 That's our social that's our social clip, and don't give 2896 02:17:33.959 --> 02:17:34.639 any context. 2897 02:17:35.000 --> 02:17:39.200 I thought Mary was just out of nowhere threatening to 2898 02:17:39.280 --> 02:17:41.000 throw one of my cats out the window, to which 2899 02:17:41.120 --> 02:17:44.280 I usually respond pretty violently. And then I was like, oh, 2900 02:17:44.440 --> 02:17:47.319 I see you're saying if I got rid of dogs. 2901 02:17:47.760 --> 02:17:49.879 She was answering the question we were asking. 2902 02:17:51.000 --> 02:17:52.879 I would just took it as a random act of 2903 02:17:53.120 --> 02:17:56.520 like three, why did you what you say? I really 2904 02:17:56.639 --> 02:17:59.200 went into merry mode against a Jersey mom there for 2905 02:17:59.280 --> 02:18:01.680 a second. Is that what you feel like? 2906 02:18:01.879 --> 02:18:04.239 Every time that happens, every once in a while, you 2907 02:18:04.360 --> 02:18:05.440 just kind of want to kill them. 2908 02:18:06.120 --> 02:18:08.280 One of my casts right here, she's licking her ass. 2909 02:18:08.280 --> 02:18:12.760 Right now, she's she's fine, get that or honey. 2910 02:18:14.920 --> 02:18:17.399 Is the butthole? And organ? 2911 02:18:18.559 --> 02:18:21.000 Google is the anus? 2912 02:18:21.399 --> 02:18:28.920 Is the anus? Thank you? Is the in organ? Yes? Wow? 2913 02:18:29.280 --> 02:18:31.120 Oh it's considered part of the digestives. 2914 02:18:31.239 --> 02:18:32.079 Is it part of the rectum? 2915 02:18:33.040 --> 02:18:33.079 No? 2916 02:18:33.520 --> 02:18:38.159 But just a cavern for poop At fire Escape Calves 2917 02:18:38.239 --> 02:18:41.319 dot com. It is on our socials. You can get 2918 02:18:41.760 --> 02:18:46.520 merch uh fire escape cast dot com. If you go 2919 02:18:46.600 --> 02:18:49.760 to patreon on dot com slash fire escape you can 2920 02:18:49.840 --> 02:18:54.799 find where our merch is Uh, we absolutely would love 2921 02:18:54.879 --> 02:18:57.319 to see you rock in our fire Escape t shirts. 2922 02:18:58.680 --> 02:19:01.159 We even have a tip jar on our Patreon if 2923 02:19:01.159 --> 02:19:03.120 you guys just want to throw us a dollar. You 2924 02:19:03.159 --> 02:19:04.719 don't have to, but I just wanted to mention that too. 2925 02:19:05.000 --> 02:19:09.879 I think we forgot to turn that sale off. It's 2926 02:19:09.879 --> 02:19:12.079 still probably that stuff is still on sale. 2927 02:19:12.120 --> 02:19:13.840 I think automatically summer. 2928 02:19:14.079 --> 02:19:18.520 Oh never mind, No, if you automatically, okays. 2929 02:19:18.479 --> 02:19:19.440 It is still summer, but the. 2930 02:19:19.479 --> 02:19:23.920 Sale it won't end. My god. And yeah, as usual, 2931 02:19:24.000 --> 02:19:27.440 if you want the ad free or video versions of 2932 02:19:28.000 --> 02:19:30.479 the show, you can go to Patreon that is fire 2933 02:19:30.559 --> 02:19:33.200 Escape cast dot com, or just go to Patreon search 2934 02:19:33.239 --> 02:19:36.319 for us Patreon dot com slash fire Escape and you 2935 02:19:36.440 --> 02:19:38.719 can just treat it as a tip jar if you want, 2936 02:19:38.920 --> 02:19:41.280 or like I said, unlock those other two versions. I 2937 02:19:41.399 --> 02:19:43.600 know we want to do some sort of bonus episode soon. 2938 02:19:43.920 --> 02:19:44.559 Yes we do. 2939 02:19:45.000 --> 02:19:48.479 It's been a while we were I was gonna say 2940 02:19:48.479 --> 02:19:49.959 we're sort of done traveling for a bit, but Dan, 2941 02:19:50.040 --> 02:19:52.319 we're traveling soon. Yeah, but we got a little bit 2942 02:19:52.360 --> 02:19:56.280 of a gap, so try Uh, Dan, what do you 2943 02:19:56.399 --> 02:19:57.000 have going on. 2944 02:19:58.840 --> 02:20:01.000 Dot com? Check it out. Plenty of fun stuff going 2945 02:20:01.040 --> 02:20:03.840 on Blake Club, my favorite thing we're doing over there. 2946 02:20:04.079 --> 02:20:06.479 Check it out. Got Jeff Grubb playing Diakatana having a 2947 02:20:06.520 --> 02:20:10.120 great time with it, So check that out on the YouTube, Mary, 2948 02:20:10.159 --> 02:20:10.559 what about you? 2949 02:20:12.200 --> 02:20:15.479 Twitch stuff usually streaming on Mondays on twitch dot tv 2950 02:20:15.600 --> 02:20:17.360 slash Mary Kish come join. 2951 02:20:17.280 --> 02:20:19.360 Me, sweet, what about you? 2952 02:20:21.079 --> 02:20:26.280 Uh? Nothing like public facing playing games, but it's all 2953 02:20:26.399 --> 02:20:31.520 for for day job stuff. Now, trying to think what 2954 02:20:31.600 --> 02:20:33.799 I have coming up social life. I honestly have a 2955 02:20:34.079 --> 02:20:38.120 fairly relaxed August, which is nice. It is the first 2956 02:20:38.200 --> 02:20:41.120 month where I don't think I have knock on wood, 2957 02:20:41.760 --> 02:20:43.680 any major plans outside of New York. 2958 02:20:44.280 --> 02:20:47.159 Ooh, if you're I should hang out with you in October. 2959 02:20:47.200 --> 02:20:48.639 I'll be on the East Coast, so we should talk 2960 02:20:48.639 --> 02:20:49.600 about that October. 2961 02:20:49.680 --> 02:20:54.159 I'm like barely you h But if I'm here, yes absolutely, 2962 02:20:55.000 --> 02:20:57.680 I'm like away for a night in Texas in August, 2963 02:20:57.760 --> 02:21:02.719 but that's it, like one night. But no October we 2964 02:21:04.360 --> 02:21:05.799 have a wedding and then we're going to Hawaii for 2965 02:21:05.840 --> 02:21:08.360 another wedding. And it's also our anniversary. Yeah. 2966 02:21:08.360 --> 02:21:10.440 I have back to back weddings in October, so yeah, 2967 02:21:10.920 --> 02:21:11.360 look at us. 2968 02:21:11.479 --> 02:21:12.239 One in New York. 2969 02:21:13.879 --> 02:21:15.959 Yeah, one's in New York. One of them's in Connecticut. 2970 02:21:17.040 --> 02:21:18.680 Oh, so you'll be here twice or is it all 2971 02:21:18.680 --> 02:21:19.120 one trip? 2972 02:21:19.280 --> 02:21:19.680 One trip? 2973 02:21:20.559 --> 02:21:23.079 Oh? Okay, I'm sure I'll overlap at some point because 2974 02:21:23.120 --> 02:21:26.440 it's like it's October nineteenth onward. 2975 02:21:26.520 --> 02:21:30.120 Will be busy, well, chatd be good to see you sweet. 2976 02:21:31.239 --> 02:21:33.840 All right, that's our episode. Thanks for joining everybody. We'll 2977 02:21:33.879 --> 02:21:37.280 be back in a couple of weeks, deeper into August. 2978 02:21:37.479 --> 02:21:39.840 Hopefully i'll cool off by then. Hopefully I'll have played 2979 02:21:39.840 --> 02:21:41.520 more games by then than I could talk about, not 2980 02:21:41.680 --> 02:21:44.239 just Diablo. It's been fun. 2981 02:21:44.840 --> 02:21:46.840 Yeah, I got a list I love. Every time I 2982 02:21:47.000 --> 02:21:48.840 leave this podcast, I have a list of games to 2983 02:21:48.920 --> 02:21:51.239 check out, and I get lost in fanta Land at 2984 02:21:51.319 --> 02:21:54.479 day and hinter p Dungeons of Hinterberg looking at me. 2985 02:21:54.680 --> 02:21:55.920 So that sounds fun. 2986 02:21:56.799 --> 02:21:57.440 Panta Land. 2987 02:21:58.159 --> 02:21:59.959 All right, we'll see everybody in a couple of weeks. 2988 02:22:00.239 --> 02:22:01.319 Thank you, b