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<v Speaker 1>Weird.

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<v Speaker 2>We welcome back to Father Malone's weekly round up. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>Father Malone and with me as always is my co

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<v Speaker 2>Miss Ripley Jeans say had to rip, all right, this

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<v Speaker 2>episode is kind of is gonna kind of be a

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<v Speaker 2>weird one. I apologize in advance if you want to

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<v Speaker 2>skip it and wait for Friday or even next Mondays,

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<v Speaker 2>I will totally understand.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh.

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<v Speaker 2>The weekend was very tumultuous, very kind of got away

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<v Speaker 2>from me, and I will explain it. But like I said,

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<v Speaker 2>if you're not interested in, I don't blame you for

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<v Speaker 2>dipping out. Honestly, I didn't have a ton of time

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<v Speaker 2>to devote myself to actually sitting down and writing out

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<v Speaker 2>full reviews of anything this weekend. As I said, we

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<v Speaker 2>got Ripley Geen, here's my constant co host. And I've

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<v Speaker 2>made reference to our producer, Miss Foxy Brown Foxy as

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<v Speaker 2>my cat. She is a Manx cat. You don't know them.

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<v Speaker 2>They look like tabby cats with stubby tails. And a

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<v Speaker 2>fun fact about Manx is they don't meow. They trill.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like a very light trilling sound where they

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<v Speaker 2>click when they're unimpressed, So they don't really have a voice.

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<v Speaker 2>This past Friday, I woke up around two am, and

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<v Speaker 2>that's not unusual for me. I've never really gotten much

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<v Speaker 2>sleep four hours. It's about my normal five hours as Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>what a luxury. But anyway, so I'm usually up around two,

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<v Speaker 2>which means around two thirty or so, it's time to

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<v Speaker 2>feed everybody in the house. That's Foxy and Ripley. This

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<v Speaker 2>past winter, Ripley has decided that sleeping in is actually

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<v Speaker 2>more important than food, which is rare in a dog,

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<v Speaker 2>but not so for Foxy. Foxy will insist on me

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<v Speaker 2>getting up and feeding her, even if Ripley stays in bed.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, it was a little bit unusual that she

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<v Speaker 2>didn't show up on Friday morning, a Friday which had

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<v Speaker 2>all the potential of being a great day. I actually

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<v Speaker 2>got some really good news about the show that you're

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<v Speaker 2>currently listening to, such good news that I can't even

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<v Speaker 2>speak about it yet. That's pretty cool. And it was Friday,

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<v Speaker 2>so the whole weekend was laid out in front of me,

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<v Speaker 2>and my Friday evening was going to consist of watching

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<v Speaker 2>the two movies that I intended to review for the

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<v Speaker 2>show here. But when I got home from work on Friday,

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<v Speaker 2>still no sign of miss Foxy Brown. I scoured the house,

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<v Speaker 2>not here, scoured the garage, not there, scoured in the backyard,

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<v Speaker 2>not there. Now. Foxy is an indoor cat, always has been.

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<v Speaker 2>She was found on the street. She is an adoption,

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<v Speaker 2>but has mainly lived her entire life indoors because she's

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<v Speaker 2>a real scaredy cat. She very infrequently ventures outdoors. This

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<v Speaker 2>is what a scaredy cat she is. She's terrified of

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<v Speaker 2>ceiling fans, anything hanging from the ceiling, but ceiling fans

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<v Speaker 2>in particular. I don't know why she thinks they're coming

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<v Speaker 2>to get her, but she's convinced that they are. So

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<v Speaker 2>anytime she's gone outside, it's not been more than a

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<v Speaker 2>few feet from the house, and she's always right back

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<v Speaker 2>in immediately. So the thought of her being outside and

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<v Speaker 2>her und was kind of terrifying. I did all the

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<v Speaker 2>usual things. I put out the water and the food,

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<v Speaker 2>and litter box and clothing for her to smell to

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<v Speaker 2>find her way back. And I scoured the neighborhood, and

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<v Speaker 2>I knocked on doors and looked in backyards, all to

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<v Speaker 2>no avail. Now there is a shed in the backyard

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<v Speaker 2>which she may have been in Foxy is after only

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<v Speaker 2>a master at hiding in plain sights sometimes, so I

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<v Speaker 2>figured she was either there or she was out of

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<v Speaker 2>the yard, and if she was out of the yard,

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<v Speaker 2>she was lost forever. So solding out hopes that he

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<v Speaker 2>was in that shed. But try as I might, I

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<v Speaker 2>could not find her in the goddamn shed. So Friday

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<v Speaker 2>became Saturday, and still no sign of her. Canvas to

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<v Speaker 2>the neighborhood again, signed up for all the online neighborhood

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<v Speaker 2>Lost Pet things you can possibly imagine, talked to all

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<v Speaker 2>these different people who, well, we're all very very helpful,

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<v Speaker 2>but no cat, including outside, including in the backyard, including

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<v Speaker 2>in the shed. And as you can imagine, I haven't

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<v Speaker 2>really been focused on watching the new things or giving

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<v Speaker 2>it my proper attention. I did want to apologize for that,

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<v Speaker 2>and so last night, around three in the morning, I

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<v Speaker 2>figured I would in fact go ahead and record the show.

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<v Speaker 2>So I did put on one of the one of

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<v Speaker 2>the movies I had intended to watch, and somewhere around

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<v Speaker 2>the ten minute mark, heard a weird clicking sound and

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<v Speaker 2>I rewound the film to see if it was on

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<v Speaker 2>the soundtrack, and it was not, And then I looked

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<v Speaker 2>at the foot of the bed and Fox he was

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<v Speaker 2>just fucking standing there, just like nothing fucking happened. So

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<v Speaker 2>near as I can tell, Ripley chased her out. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't notice when I closed up shop because she never

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<v Speaker 2>stays out, and anyway, I'm happy to have her home,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm pretty much going to spend the rest of

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<v Speaker 2>the day just holding her even though she fucking hates it,

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<v Speaker 2>and taking a nap. I guess, as you can imagine,

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<v Speaker 2>I've had about no sleep for you know, forty eight hours,

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<v Speaker 2>so you'll forgive me this week, gang, oh boy. I

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<v Speaker 2>was gonna try and power through some one off recommendations,

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<v Speaker 2>but I just don't even have that in me. I

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<v Speaker 2>am so sorry. Everybody. Please check in again on Friday

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<v Speaker 2>or next Monday. Like I said, I'm not gonna give

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<v Speaker 2>you the Patreon thing. Nobody needs to pay for a

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<v Speaker 2>show like this. But I guess we'll leave you with

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<v Speaker 2>a little quote from something or other. I don't even

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<v Speaker 2>know what it is yet. I'm just gonna drop it

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<v Speaker 2>in here and then drop this episode out and then

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<v Speaker 2>go to bed. So, actually, you know what, and Dora

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<v Speaker 2>in season two is premiering on my birthday this year.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm gonna leave you with a speech from the

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<v Speaker 2>first season of And and Door. It's oh so current. And

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<v Speaker 2>what do you sacrifice?

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<v Speaker 1>Calm, kindness, kinship, love. I've given up wall chance at

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<v Speaker 1>inner peace. I made my mind a sunless space. I

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<v Speaker 1>share my dreems with ghosts. I wake up every day

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<v Speaker 1>to an equation I wrote fifteen years ago, from which

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<v Speaker 1>there's only one conclusion. I'm damned for what I do.

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<v Speaker 1>My anger, my ego, my unwillingness to yield, my eagerness

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<v Speaker 1>to fight. They set me on a path from which

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<v Speaker 1>there's no escape. I yearned to be a savior against

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<v Speaker 1>injustice without contemplating the cost, And by the time I

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<v Speaker 1>look down, there's no longer any ground beneath my feet.

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<v Speaker 1>What is my sacrifice? I'm condemned to use the tools

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<v Speaker 1>of my enemy to defeat them. I burn my decency

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<v Speaker 1>for someone else's future. I burn my life to make

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<v Speaker 1>a sunrise that I know I'll never see the eagle

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<v Speaker 1>that's started this fight. We'll never have a mirror, or

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<v Speaker 1>an audience, or the light of gratitude. So what do

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<v Speaker 1>I sacrifice? Everything