Speaker 1: Welcome to the snarts Egg. You're about to teach. Your
Speaker 1: name's glazed by the great Chris ray Good, Derek Black,
Speaker 1: Ben and Tom Sway. Sit back and prepare for some
Speaker 1: a shit. Sit back and prepare for some lazy.
Speaker 2: Do you think if we were just talking about this
Speaker 2: just before we started recording, if you had.
Speaker 3: Two, if you were from two, maybe you're.
Speaker 2: Biracial or whatever, or by culture or whatever, and both
Speaker 2: of the sides of your family are let's say it's
Speaker 2: like like Italian and like Japanese, where like both of
Speaker 2: them are like very food centric. What the fuck do
Speaker 2: you land on at a certain point?
Speaker 3: Probably both?
Speaker 1: Well, do you think so?
Speaker 2: I feel like one would and nothing's fifty to fifty exactly.
Speaker 4: Italian dominates everything, I think just culturally they're like, it's
Speaker 4: also easier to prepare than a lot of Japanese stuff.
Speaker 1: It Actually, you're gonna find an octopus in like Minnesota, right,
Speaker 1: I think it just depends, right, It depends on like
Speaker 1: what you're around more.
Speaker 3: I just feel like Italians go out of their way
Speaker 3: to be there.
Speaker 1: It's like culturally dominated, so like they're very proud about
Speaker 1: their culture.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: That's why I'm I'm I'm the only Puerto Rican I
Speaker 1: know that doesn't have a pert Rican flag in my
Speaker 1: house somewhere.
Speaker 3: That's it. Like there, it's a very it's like very
Speaker 3: rood of you.
Speaker 1: We were. How to explain it, It's like when you're
Speaker 1: when you're oppressed to showing your culture. I don't know
Speaker 1: Italians or I don't really know about that time other
Speaker 1: than like the fucking they were. They kind of were
Speaker 1: like a part of the access at first, but not
Speaker 1: like part of I mean, I get it, but it
Speaker 1: was the people very important piece of it. You're going
Speaker 1: for hours and about them like fathers of fascism. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but pasta though the pasta but yeah, but like makes
Speaker 1: up for it.
Speaker 3: The kind of kind of I don't think that's not true.
Speaker 2: I I because they weren't necessarily like they specifically weren't
Speaker 2: like doing the.
Speaker 1: The people weren't they will I mean, the people weren't.
Speaker 3: It was Germany that was doing the crazy.
Speaker 1: Germany was getting off. They were they had the most
Speaker 1: power and influence, but of the access powers like the
Speaker 1: Italians did the least crazy. Italy walked. I so Germany
Speaker 1: can run. So you ever see like an NBA like
Speaker 1: a like a hoop mixtape, you know, and they're like,
Speaker 1: they're like coming up, are you seeing them? Like go
Speaker 1: to the gym doing all the wild ducks. That was
Speaker 1: Germany and then it's Italy was filming. They were like, Yo,
Speaker 1: I'm so proud of these guys. They're doing really good.
Speaker 2: Well listen, Welcome to the Welcome to the snark Tank Podcast.
Speaker 2: Snark Tank Podcast. It is me Chris, It is him Derek,
Speaker 2: it is him Sweeney. We are here today. Uh, what's
Speaker 2: the what? What is today?
Speaker 1: When?
Speaker 3: When we recording this.
Speaker 4: The fifth fifth?
Speaker 1: It is the fifth of August.
Speaker 2: We're officially I think, well, we've been there for a while,
Speaker 2: but I feel like now we're in the last half
Speaker 2: of the twenty twenties, right officially. Yeah, that's upsetting. I
Speaker 2: feel like everything's speeding by.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's I want to heat the speed by fast. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's staying hot. It's I wanted to blink and then
Speaker 3: be done. Especially I just.
Speaker 1: Moved and you commuted today, Now the I did.
Speaker 4: I did commute today and it was surprisingly smooth until
Speaker 4: traffic was there's a accident on the other side. So
Speaker 4: going south on the five and I'm like north and
Speaker 4: for zero reason. People just slow down on our side.
Speaker 4: And as soon as it passed the accident, Oh we're
Speaker 4: going fucking seventy eighty now, yeah, And I screamed like
Speaker 4: a freak.
Speaker 1: Because I was so mad.
Speaker 4: I was so mad that like guys, you you they
Speaker 4: commute all the time. You see accidents all the fucking time.
Speaker 4: Who gives a shit. It wasn't even like there was
Speaker 4: blood and mangled stuff. It wasn't even anything. Yeah, there
Speaker 4: was like one cop now just stop in the traffic
Speaker 4: being like, oh, I'm gay, Like I want to fucking
Speaker 4: chew black people a little turri it up. He was
Speaker 4: saying that he was thinking. It was really I can
Speaker 4: see yeah, I saw his mouth.
Speaker 1: It was like the libs. I was like, it was
Speaker 1: black black shoot. I was like, damn all right. As
Speaker 1: soon as we passed, we went but yeah, it's uh, dude,
Speaker 1: we're on the we're on the west side o our
Speaker 1: living room, and now it just just droll.
Speaker 4: It's so hot. And I was like, damn, dude, those
Speaker 4: daysments get hit like one hundred degrees. It's gonna be
Speaker 4: we have air, but it's not. It's not central. That's
Speaker 4: the one thing. It's kind of baby stepping it up
Speaker 4: because the first I see what he was saying, like
Speaker 4: we had that, and I there was actually a way
Speaker 4: better room that got snatched in the three days I
Speaker 4: was trying to decide, I was like, I saw it.
Speaker 4: I was like, this is fucking great. And then three
Speaker 4: days later I'm like, all, I'm gonna get that, and
Speaker 4: they're like it's already gone.
Speaker 3: I was like, fuck, yeah, it's crazy out there, man.
Speaker 2: For for a part, I I remember we lived in
Speaker 2: that first by the way, I I.
Speaker 3: Had a bunch of footage from that old apartment.
Speaker 2: That's crazy nice. But that one air conditioner that didn't
Speaker 2: hit my room. I was like, never again, my dude.
Speaker 2: It's like the one rule that we hit that I
Speaker 2: had when we were changing places. I was like, I
Speaker 2: cannot live in a place with that central air. That's
Speaker 2: the one thing. I don't give me a stove. In fact,
Speaker 2: I'll take I'll take central air over a stove. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that'll pull the fire pit in my living room and
Speaker 2: figure it out.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. The apartment I lived in when was me
Speaker 1: and Joe, the old fucking dark apartment. Yeah, that place.
Speaker 3: So often I'm like, I kill myself. I was gonna
Speaker 3: like that.
Speaker 1: I would. I would. I would reach for the air
Speaker 1: out the window. That's how I would reach forever, like please,
Speaker 1: I don't think about a night, and I'll just reach
Speaker 1: towards it.
Speaker 3: And I'd be like, there's a question, why didn't you
Speaker 3: buy a portable a C.
Speaker 1: I did? Oh you did, Okay, I did. It didn't work, Okay, No,
Speaker 1: the room was so fucking a C was crying. I
Speaker 1: put ice on top of it, and I did everything.
Speaker 1: I put ice on the bottom of like like a jug. Iyce,
Speaker 1: put ice on the bottom of it. It just wasn't
Speaker 1: doing anything. And I was like, I'm gonna die in
Speaker 1: year probably.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have a pretty decent one because I finally
Speaker 4: have like a studio now and the we had the
Speaker 4: portbla AC that was in another room before in the
Speaker 4: other apartment, so now it's in that room and it
Speaker 4: is kind of crazy. I'm I'm really curious to when
Speaker 4: it because it's only been high eighties right now, at
Speaker 4: least for the past couple of days.
Speaker 3: We're past the apex of heat right now.
Speaker 4: So no, no, no, we're not really you know, it's
Speaker 4: the calm. So I don't know if you've noticed this especially,
Speaker 4: It's hard for you to notice this since you guys
Speaker 4: grew up in New York. Yeah, in California. So the
Speaker 4: weather the way that it was calibrated, and it feels like,
Speaker 4: because you know how the time is not perfect and
Speaker 4: it needs to be calibrated with like a leap year
Speaker 4: and all that dumb bullshit.
Speaker 1: I feel like it's been off quite a bit and
Speaker 1: they still need to do something about it.
Speaker 4: Because so if anyone remembers this, especially growing up in California,
Speaker 4: it was we did.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: So Daylight Savings was a very specific time, like say,
Speaker 4: if you remember Halloween, Daylight Savings, uh would kick in
Speaker 4: before Halloween, and there was it's so it was already
Speaker 4: cold and then it was super dark, and then Halloween hits.
Speaker 4: Right now it's not super cold yet. And also they
Speaker 4: they kind of tried to like scoot it. So now
Speaker 4: it's the first Sunday end of November. So now it's
Speaker 4: in November, so it's after Halloween. I feel like they're
Speaker 4: trying to like make up or something, because I thought
Speaker 4: so the first first no, first Sunday November is day
Speaker 4: Daylight Saving kicks in.
Speaker 3: I had no idea thought. I thought it was September.
Speaker 1: I thought it was. I thought it's because it's it
Speaker 1: was six months away.
Speaker 3: I could be wrong. I'm not saying I'm right.
Speaker 1: No, it's definitely.
Speaker 4: It's like the biggest thing is just remember if, like
Speaker 4: say the.
Speaker 1: Equino, because it is supposed to be an equinox is
Speaker 1: when it happens, Well, it's here's the thing. The equinox
Speaker 1: is like I don't know, it's like someone the planets
Speaker 1: aligned the point when the planet is closest to the Sun.
Speaker 1: I think it's equinox. Technically, man, shut up.
Speaker 4: I think I feel like I feel like things that
Speaker 4: they're trying to calibrate things, but they need to do
Speaker 4: a better job, especially because the weather. I don't know
Speaker 4: if how it was in New York, but say we
Speaker 4: started school in uh mid September.
Speaker 1: We used to, and it was already it.
Speaker 4: Was it was already frosty. It was already frosty by
Speaker 4: mid September. Now, I know they start school now in August,
Speaker 4: the kids stories, but even in September, by mid September,
Speaker 4: what mark this by when we when we're doing the Septemptember,
Speaker 4: it's not going to be cold yet. It's now cold
Speaker 4: mid October, that's when it starts to cool down, and
Speaker 4: so it seems like things are off by like a month,
Speaker 4: like there used to be like a time. For most
Speaker 4: of my line, it was this way. And then Jojo
Speaker 4: kind of has a similar story.
Speaker 1: I started talking to it.
Speaker 3: She's from like a fake place.
Speaker 4: She's from, well, she's from one of those depressing winter places,
Speaker 4: but it's still she's from winter Hold. It was like,
Speaker 4: she's yeah, basically from Winter's from.
Speaker 1: I can't get in, but I know it's there. I
Speaker 1: can't get it there.
Speaker 3: Why why can't you get to the Why can't you
Speaker 3: get in?
Speaker 1: Because magic? Brother? I would magical, I would.
Speaker 3: You don't understand if if if that was real, I
Speaker 3: would I would leave right now. Oh of course, like
Speaker 3: there was a magic college, I'd.
Speaker 1: Be like I'd be gone immediately.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you never saw Jojo, but you never said anything.
Speaker 4: You never even told me that this was here.
Speaker 1: You never mentioned the ice Ones.
Speaker 4: And it's like, yeah, I just never thought, you know,
Speaker 4: like you have like swords and stuf. Didn't think you're
Speaker 4: in a magic That's crazy.
Speaker 3: That's that's almost it's almost like a guaranteed overlap. I feel.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's where I'm from, the warriors and warriors
Speaker 1: and the majors of me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like, there's never any No, there's no fucking mystic
Speaker 4: mages or arch fucking nights or anything.
Speaker 1: There's nothing like that. There's no mix. There's no mixtures ever, guys.
Speaker 2: So I went to the I went to the dentist
Speaker 2: yesterday for the first time, and and.
Speaker 3: I've seen a long time.
Speaker 1: They drug you, fuck your mouth.
Speaker 2: I mean no, I was awake the whole time. Okay,
Speaker 2: which doesn't answer your question exactly.
Speaker 3: That's not gonna stop him. You be looking at me.
Speaker 1: It's not changing. You know, you're not gonna feel anything.
Speaker 1: But you know, apparent, dude, apparently I still have a
Speaker 1: baby too. I didn't know that was possible.
Speaker 2: And they were like, hey, has anybody ever told you this?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I'm thirty one. No, I've never heard
Speaker 2: this in my fucking life.
Speaker 1: Yeahen was the last time I went to the dent
Speaker 1: well in your life? You've been to the dentist in
Speaker 1: your life?
Speaker 2: Well, certainly many many times after it would have been
Speaker 2: normal for me to have baby teeth still, I guess
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Like, the last time I
Speaker 2: went was probably like twenty nineteen. Honestly, it was a
Speaker 2: long ass time.
Speaker 1: So how they found out by the x rays?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we did the X ray thing, so they didn't
Speaker 2: x ray before they did. I guess they just didn't
Speaker 2: care or just like didn't think to tell me. It
Speaker 2: was completely a new information to me. I have a
Speaker 2: filling in that tooth, Yeah.
Speaker 1: A feeling in a baby tooth or like in the
Speaker 1: I don't. I guess you've had it so long I
Speaker 1: might have needed a filling. I guess, Well, the thing
Speaker 1: is apparently what they said.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, the adult tooth never came in to
Speaker 2: push out that tooth, so that's essentially your adult tooth still,
Speaker 2: and it's got like a deep root so it's gonna
Speaker 2: be there for a long time.
Speaker 3: That's so it's like, okay, weird, you just have a
Speaker 3: fucking compromised tooth.
Speaker 1: Technically then, I guess m but it was weird.
Speaker 3: I just don't understand, like that was the.
Speaker 2: First I I feel like I would have heard that
Speaker 2: before as a thirty one year old person. Granted, last
Speaker 2: time I went to the genists was I was twenty
Speaker 2: five or something, twenty six.
Speaker 1: How do you but like, is it weird that people,
Speaker 1: because what's strange is that no one in my family
Speaker 1: really lost their teeth as the aged, Like my grandma
Speaker 1: has all her teeths though just genetics man really well
Speaker 1: gen ICs, and it's ste how you take care of
Speaker 1: them extremely like you you have to really you have to,
Speaker 1: like if you have good genetics for you know, for
Speaker 1: teeth and uh.
Speaker 4: And actually saliva is really important that people don't know about.
Speaker 4: Like there's certain people have saliva that like wards off
Speaker 4: bacteria better than others, and so there's there's other factors
Speaker 4: about it, like say, so some people have good genetics,
Speaker 4: their teeth don't get all fucked up and all this stuff,
Speaker 4: and then there's the outside influences of actually taking care
Speaker 4: of it and eating certain things. But it's much harder
Speaker 4: if you have great genetics. You have to try really
Speaker 4: hard to ruin your teeth, like actively just do nothing
Speaker 4: to them versus other people.
Speaker 1: That have to.
Speaker 4: I think it's kind of like it's even like when
Speaker 4: it comes to your body exercise. Some people are lucky
Speaker 4: and don't have to do fuck all and they're they're
Speaker 4: always in a decent shape. And then there's me, if
Speaker 4: I eat two slices of pizza, Like, oh, I'm fucking
Speaker 4: I already see it on my stomach.
Speaker 1: Like three days later.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of surprised, Like I'm surprised it wasn't worse.
Speaker 2: I was like, damn, it's been six years. They're probably
Speaker 2: gonna have to like fucking rip a tooth out or something.
Speaker 3: They're like, nah, you're fine.
Speaker 1: I feel if your teeth are fucked up, like if
Speaker 1: you need some movie, you can usually feel that shit
Speaker 1: because those nerves in your teeth are fucking delicate sensitive.
Speaker 3: It's fun for you or anything.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: They they they said it it looked like I hadn't
Speaker 2: been in like two years basically, which was like shocking
Speaker 2: to me. I was like, okay, cool, I mean that's
Speaker 2: that's a good thing. They just gave me like a
Speaker 2: specific kind of toothpaste to like keep an eye on stuff.
Speaker 3: But it was like way better than I thought it
Speaker 3: would be.
Speaker 2: But it's just it just pissed me off that I
Speaker 2: had a baby toooth that I didn't know about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they drilled a filling into it.
Speaker 2: Also, apparently I had a filling on another tooth and
Speaker 2: then it fell out at some point, so I probably
Speaker 2: have to get that read filled or something. But it
Speaker 2: doesn't hurt, so I don't really I don't know whatever
Speaker 2: it cairs.
Speaker 3: It was just weird.
Speaker 2: I just want to I wanted to say that because like, listen,
Speaker 2: you gotta go to the dentist. I put it off
Speaker 2: for a long time because I like, it's just anxiety
Speaker 2: about the I hate that. I hate, dude, the feeling
Speaker 2: of just them fucking digging and like scraping and it
Speaker 2: feels like they're gonna rip share your jaw.
Speaker 3: It's a horrible and it's not a nice feeling. But
Speaker 3: bother just you should do it.
Speaker 4: The only thing that bothers me is when they put
Speaker 4: the like when they want your mouth to stay open,
Speaker 4: they'll put like this block thing in it.
Speaker 1: That's the only oh yeah yeah, if we.
Speaker 4: Need to, like we need to work on you, and
Speaker 4: we want your mouth to stay open, so they'll put
Speaker 4: like yeah, and then the whole time, like it's so
Speaker 4: unnatural for me. Maybe if my jaw was like if
Speaker 4: like if I was if I was a dick sucker, right,
Speaker 4: it would probably be way easier. Like I met, and
Speaker 4: I'm serious, like if if you're open all the time,
Speaker 4: like it probably way easier, and so or you just
Speaker 4: you know, okay, just eating bigger.
Speaker 1: Food because you know, you know, most people's penises aren't
Speaker 1: big enough for you to open your mouth, and you're
Speaker 1: still get it there all the way.
Speaker 3: So I need to start practicing, mate, Yeah, yeah, I
Speaker 3: mean whatever.
Speaker 4: It's it's twenty five men, yeah, thirty five, Who cares.
Speaker 4: There's there's no such thing.
Speaker 3: As gay or in whatever, straight and.
Speaker 1: Nothing matters a little arbitrary at the end the night.
Speaker 1: I wish I would, I mean it.
Speaker 4: Would be yeah, in a in a in a nice
Speaker 4: world where no one gave a funk about any of
Speaker 4: that ship.
Speaker 1: Would be cool, no one gave make fun of.
Speaker 4: We got, we got, we got, We got ancient books
Speaker 4: that you know, say otherwise, we still gotta, you know,
Speaker 4: we still gotta.
Speaker 1: They're still here. We got any books that say the
Speaker 1: otherwise of the other one.
Speaker 4: Don't have flying cars, but we still have old dusty
Speaker 4: ass books.
Speaker 2: Yeah, in that great, it is nice. Especially. Look, I
Speaker 2: don't I gotta be real, I don't know how to
Speaker 2: segue into this. Try little tay uh. I don't even
Speaker 2: really even know who this person is. I only heard
Speaker 2: that name in like a rap song once and I
Speaker 2: was like, I don't know who that I don't know
Speaker 2: who that is, and I genuinely it didn't even inspire
Speaker 2: enough curiosity in me to look up who it was.
Speaker 2: Oh you know, yeah, so I was just like, all right,
Speaker 2: apparently like a young star.
Speaker 3: I guess the young.
Speaker 4: Girl that was obviously being taken advantage of by her
Speaker 4: parents by forcing her to do uh.
Speaker 3: It was like a Shirley Temple honey Boo boo situation.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And I guess her brother was on it too,
Speaker 4: because behind.
Speaker 3: The scenes there was a oh I do remember this saying.
Speaker 4: I don't know if it got left in a video
Speaker 4: because I don't know how it leaked, but it was
Speaker 4: showing that she was fucking up some lines and then
Speaker 4: she was getting coached by her brother because she was
Speaker 4: all about like, oh she has all this money and
Speaker 4: shit right, gottless money all or broken ship. And then
Speaker 4: I just started trying to beef with them. Bad baby, remember.
Speaker 1: Bad Baby to catch Yeah, Doctor Phil, the gift that
Speaker 1: always gives that I don't he can't stop giving, is
Speaker 1: he He's.
Speaker 4: A little fucking I feel like he's somehow connected to
Speaker 4: the devil, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, he probably is.
Speaker 1: Like he's a herald, like, you know, like he's releasing
Speaker 1: demons out of the yeah way to like groom people
Speaker 1: into accepting like demons or something.
Speaker 4: Because that catched me out. Shite, Come on, man, that's
Speaker 4: that's obviously demonic.
Speaker 1: Let's be real.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it is crazy.
Speaker 4: So so she went away after a walk and one
Speaker 4: gave a ship, right, what a quick little gimmick. I
Speaker 4: think she, uh, she might have. I don't know if
Speaker 4: she she either beef with Rice Gum or collabed with
Speaker 4: Rice Gum.
Speaker 1: I don't remember. There's probably a lot of.
Speaker 3: People that don't even listening that are what the fuck's
Speaker 3: a Rice Gum?
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, yeah, I think they're still around. Du He's
Speaker 1: just he's just not he does not he's on the
Speaker 1: surface anymore. Yeah, I don't know if you're serious or not.
Speaker 3: I'm dead serious. He's in the porn world.
Speaker 2: Well so Rice Gom. As far as the last and
Speaker 2: this could be outdated information. Last time I heard about
Speaker 2: this was like maybe like two years ago.
Speaker 3: But apparently like.
Speaker 2: He runs he basically has a company that runs people's
Speaker 2: only fans.
Speaker 1: Oh he's doing.
Speaker 4: They're all that's what they're all doing real estate and
Speaker 4: running only fans basically.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what that Jack Doherty. You know that little kid,
Speaker 1: Jack Doherty. Jack Doherty want to crashed his car. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he had a McLaren and he crashed it with his
Speaker 1: friend inside.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 4: And he tragically survived. He tragically survived. His friend was
Speaker 4: all beat up.
Speaker 1: Pull the phone. I was like, Bro, your friend's flucked up.
Speaker 1: What he's like stream it? Yeah, coughing up blood. That's
Speaker 1: kind of how I don't get the blood on the phone.
Speaker 3: Bro, That's kind of how I know there isn't a god,
Speaker 3: you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: I say that like facetiously, but I also kind of
Speaker 2: believe it where it's like it's the same thing where
Speaker 2: it's like, oh, it grays Trump but exploded the head
Speaker 2: of a firefighter, you know. You know, it's like the
Speaker 2: little things like this where it's just like that can
Speaker 2: only be explained by an evil god or chaos.
Speaker 4: Right, I generally wonder how like it does disappoint me
Speaker 4: and also gar me how people cannot think about that,
Speaker 4: like what you just said, Oh, Jesus or God guided
Speaker 4: the bullet away, but yeah, it exploded in another guy's head.
Speaker 4: So what does a person who like, even even if
Speaker 4: he sucks, even if that sucks, since he's there, but
Speaker 4: he does good work with the community clearly. Yeah, if
Speaker 4: you're going to be a firefighter, even if it's voluntary
Speaker 4: or whatever, it's still it's still all good positive.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's like, you can't God can't be all
Speaker 1: loving you, like I like, look, maybe probably they.
Speaker 3: Definitely don't believe that anymore. It does like sanitize.
Speaker 4: There's enough people that do, but I yeah, when you
Speaker 4: get deep down to it, most of them don't. Because
Speaker 4: they even say that they're God fearing people, and it's like,
Speaker 4: why would you need a fear something that's benevolent?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you fear something that loves you. You fear mister Rogers.
Speaker 1: So they understand that to a certain extent, but then
Speaker 1: they also don't. It's just all cognitive. I think of
Speaker 1: God as like a whale, you know, like it might
Speaker 1: it might be like not you know, it might not
Speaker 1: like be want to hurt you, but like it could
Speaker 1: definitely hurt you in passing doing a fucking joke, you know,
Speaker 1: it would be funny if.
Speaker 4: She's like, it's just like it's like a powerful entity
Speaker 4: that's like an animal would actually make perfect sense.
Speaker 3: Yeah, classic whale humor that whales have.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, like they see you, they see you,
Speaker 1: and they guide boats to you. But at the same
Speaker 1: time they also like, hey, look at me, do a
Speaker 1: flip and it lands on you and kills you.
Speaker 3: They're like nice, watching so much. I don't want to
Speaker 3: get into that.
Speaker 1: No, I don't want to get it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Little tay Uh turned eighteen, so naturally she
Speaker 2: started only fans.
Speaker 3: Yeah, immediately.
Speaker 1: The only thing that I saw that seemed controversial is
Speaker 1: I guess she she's been lying about her age, which
Speaker 1: would it would it would make sense, It would make
Speaker 1: more sense that she was lying fifty. Can you imagine?
Speaker 3: No, she was saying she was younger because there was
Speaker 3: a post that was circulating around where she was beef
Speaker 3: with Keeam Star of all people, and this was this
Speaker 3: was two years ago, in twenty twenty three, and she
Speaker 3: mentioned that she was fourteen. She says it, like, so
Speaker 3: then that would mean she's sixteen now where people are like,
Speaker 3: what the fuck?
Speaker 1: This is illegal? And then but if you look online,
Speaker 1: it says.
Speaker 3: No, she was she was born in O seven and
Speaker 3: so that would make her eighteen now and right, So
Speaker 3: the thing is there's born in two thousand and seven.
Speaker 1: By the way, it sounds pretty wild. Is horrifying for
Speaker 1: me to imagine I was a seventh grader fucking assassin's creed.
Speaker 1: That's everything that's relevant to my life is probably fucking BioShock.
Speaker 3: Yeah, everything like a lot of yo you missed. Do
Speaker 3: you hear about that guy? Oh my god, that babe.
Speaker 3: That embryo, the old baby.
Speaker 1: Oh what I mean old like an embryo that was
Speaker 1: held in frozen.
Speaker 2: So there was an embry Yeah, it was like fertilized
Speaker 2: in the in nineteen ninety four or something and then
Speaker 2: frozen and then now it's now they're like going through
Speaker 2: with like the I guess the pregnancy.
Speaker 3: It's like, dude, if I found that out about myself,
Speaker 3: I would lose my fucking mind.
Speaker 1: That'd be interesting. Piss me off so hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, especially being born now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, imagine like you could have been born like granted,
Speaker 2: like the nineties isn't a great time either, because you're
Speaker 2: ultimately living to see the downfall of everything. But miss you,
Speaker 2: miss like you you never got to live in a
Speaker 2: world even though you were destined, you were you were
Speaker 2: born or you were going to be born at a
Speaker 2: time where you can at least experience a time where
Speaker 2: like one hundred percent of art was created by people,
Speaker 2: and now you have to live in a world where
Speaker 2: like most things are ai and like nothing is real. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I'd crash out so hard.
Speaker 3: I'd be very upset. Dick, the dollar is fucking ship
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 4: So when that baby gets older and older and older,
Speaker 4: it's like, oh, the dollar.
Speaker 1: Is fucking useless. Now.
Speaker 4: Oh, every there's now five, it's going to be normalized
Speaker 4: to have like five people in one bedrooms, you know,
Speaker 4: and one bedroom apartment.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like a Charlie Bucket.
Speaker 2: Uh, what is it the Willy Wonka?
Speaker 1: Yah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's all the old people sleeping in the
Speaker 2: same bed head to head to tell that's in that
Speaker 2: one room.
Speaker 1: That's crazy to think about that.
Speaker 4: Like, no, man, if I missed all of the stuff,
Speaker 4: I always because I was arguing like this is the
Speaker 4: legitimately the the the the most beneficial technology was invented
Speaker 4: while we were alive, Like you know, like see as
Speaker 4: far as like the advancements of like bluetooth and and
Speaker 4: some waves, certain certain waves, well I guess those were discoveries,
Speaker 4: not inventions, but like certain things that were the groundwork
Speaker 4: when things were still weird back in the day, like
Speaker 4: who cares the advancements and some of the some of
Speaker 4: the inventions now. It's especially when it comes to like cameras,
Speaker 4: how good they are now? Yeah, whatever the fuck it
Speaker 4: was back in the day, I would say the Wow,
Speaker 4: this thing was probably in the Industrial Revolution or like
Speaker 4: say that obvious where people were born in the eighteen
Speaker 4: hundreds had nothing, no toilets, no electricity, nothing, and then
Speaker 4: living being fifty years old and having all that shit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's probably the only other time in history that's
Speaker 1: just like shock. I imagine imagine like being somewhere some
Speaker 1: person in the West. They're like well being being a
Speaker 1: person that's in like the northeast of the world of
Speaker 1: an America, and you're kind of like focusing on bullshit,
Speaker 1: and by the time you turn fifty, you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: California is a place over there now, and so is
Speaker 1: like all of the westward expansion, and seeing like, oh
Speaker 1: that happened during my life is that was the thing
Speaker 1: that people went through, And it's like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: do you think people have?
Speaker 4: Like panic attacks, like say, well they must have. Say
Speaker 4: you were born in the west where there was just
Speaker 4: cabins and maybe one train, and it's hot as shit
Speaker 4: and you had to live with lizards and swarpions and shit,
Speaker 4: and then you finally took a train all the way east.
Speaker 1: You're like the fucking brick fucking yeah, cobblestone, fucking lamps
Speaker 1: and ship You're like, what the fuck is this? What's
Speaker 1: what's crazy?
Speaker 3: What's what?
Speaker 1: I always thinking about this, Like the era of like
Speaker 1: New York City being built, like when they were making
Speaker 1: it the way it is not like imagine seeing it,
Speaker 1: like during what the.
Speaker 2: There's pictures, there's pictures you can see of it, and
Speaker 2: and it doesn't it doesn't register to me it's even possible.
Speaker 2: There was never that there was ever grass there, Like
Speaker 2: it's crazy, that's an island.
Speaker 3: It's it's imagine last.
Speaker 1: But I saw like the the building of like I
Speaker 1: never saw the grass there, but I saw like buildings
Speaker 1: of like like people like them actually creating what is
Speaker 1: time square that like putting up them, like putting up
Speaker 1: the I'm thinking of monument. That's definitely not it, like
Speaker 1: the umpire washing monument. Yeah, the the Empire State building
Speaker 1: like it's it's building process and I'm like, this is
Speaker 1: and they had just people like I love the people
Speaker 1: just like the beams like that real ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that. They just didn't care about those
Speaker 3: people at all.
Speaker 1: It Yeah, it's sucking no safety, who cares? Like that's real.
Speaker 1: I was like, what the fund which is at each
Speaker 1: other like almost hit the whole thing is like a
Speaker 1: fucking buster keat and like old Groucho marks ass fucking
Speaker 1: it routine. It's weird to seeing that that is a
Speaker 1: development because I don't know what what have I seen
Speaker 1: visually changed that much in my life other than like news,
Speaker 1: it's all kind of like everything like everything's kind of
Speaker 1: done already, you know what I mean, Like there's no
Speaker 1: overhere for the most part, I think, yeah, you're never.
Speaker 2: Gonna see, Like I think the only the craziest thing
Speaker 2: that in my life, which is by the way, still
Speaker 2: such a a joke in comparison to seeing New York
Speaker 2: City being built or something. But I remember a cross
Speaker 2: County being like there's a mall or in the Westchester.
Speaker 2: In Westchester where I lived, it was like a really
Speaker 2: dinky piece of ship that was like it was really
Speaker 2: there was like a it was like one of those
Speaker 2: places where it looked like a bunch of strip malls
Speaker 2: put next to each other, like facing each other, and
Speaker 2: then like on the second floor there would be like
Speaker 2: some weird like kid zone or something like some weird
Speaker 2: fucking thing with a ball pit in it and some
Speaker 2: guy smoking, and that became like a really high end
Speaker 2: place to the point where like I went back there,
Speaker 2: I was like, this is fucking it's cool, but like,
Speaker 2: what the fuck happened here?
Speaker 1: For me? But that's it for me? I think it's
Speaker 1: I think I've ever seen anything. What's that? Was that?
Speaker 3: The World Trade signing?
Speaker 1: Because I remember, I remember the building, and I remember
Speaker 1: the whole I remember the whole Imber.
Speaker 3: I've never been to either of them. No, I don't
Speaker 3: know whatever.
Speaker 2: Well, first of all, we we've already been over on
Speaker 2: this podcast. I don't like the Twin Towers. I think
Speaker 2: they're ugly, they're very and I'm glad they're gone.
Speaker 1: And like it's like, why deviate from like the uh,
Speaker 1: like the deco, the art deco. It's laying like why
Speaker 1: deviate from that? That ship was awesome?
Speaker 2: There's somebody there's so many buildings in New York that
Speaker 2: are like BioShock buildings, and then like there's the two Tower,
Speaker 2: and it's just like here's looks like two giant It's
Speaker 2: like it's like it's like it was put together a
Speaker 2: micro This is laying a representation of like this is uh,
Speaker 2: postmodernist stagnancy. This is not to be fair, you didn't
Speaker 2: have to blow up three thousand people, but.
Speaker 3: The building that's there is way nicer you.
Speaker 4: Think about it, It's a small price to pay relative
Speaker 4: to how people clearly don't care about people dying.
Speaker 1: What do you think? What do you think about like the.
Speaker 4: Medical industry, just as a small example of being us
Speaker 4: being completely okay because well no we because me, what
Speaker 4: have what have what have you.
Speaker 1: Done to stop this? I don't know exactly, Like we're
Speaker 1: we're okay with it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, tens of thousands of people die by getting their
Speaker 4: claims rejected, maybe even hundreds of thousands collectively. So that's
Speaker 4: just like a handful of insurance companies makes like probably
Speaker 4: one hundred thousand deaths a year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, to be fair okay in this context means uh complicit,
Speaker 2: passively not supportive, but like just kind of not Yeah,
Speaker 2: you don't care enough about it to change.
Speaker 1: It, not directly working again again.
Speaker 4: And to me, that's you know that that is being
Speaker 4: okay with right, because there's certain.
Speaker 2: That I'm I'm okay with the weird fucking uh growth
Speaker 2: flood thing happening in that bathroom.
Speaker 3: It actually makes me think. I was like, I should
Speaker 3: I be near that thing?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: I actually found out what it was and had a
Speaker 3: guy look at look at it.
Speaker 2: Oh really yeah yeah, He said like this is just
Speaker 2: a dead termite nest, which why you had that termament problem.
Speaker 1: It was like, oh, okay, are is it active? And
Speaker 1: I was like, no, did you remove it? Is it
Speaker 1: still still there? No? Way. The guy showed up and
Speaker 1: he was like, oh well, I asked him.
Speaker 3: I asked him like is it is it? Do I?
Speaker 3: Because I don't use this, do I need to get
Speaker 3: ready to keep it?
Speaker 2: I did ask him because I was like, it's kind
Speaker 2: of cool, like if it's if there's no danger and
Speaker 2: there's and there's nothing in it that would damage the apartments, like.
Speaker 1: Call call that guy and and and get free money.
Speaker 1: Because he just left that that is like against work ethic.
Speaker 1: It's cool, get free would just get like all right, awesome,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna get free money from your fucking job because
Speaker 1: you just left that year. Yeah, what are you supposed
Speaker 1: to remove that ship? If I told him not to?
Speaker 4: So, like, if you call pest control right and you're
Speaker 4: actually trying to get rid of rats or something, are you, well,
Speaker 4: they find they find a possum, like, oh there's a problem.
Speaker 4: That was one stinking and then someone was like leave.
Speaker 1: It, I can I have that? Do you think they
Speaker 1: would be? Okay? You know what's crazy.
Speaker 2: It's like there's a spider in that room that's been
Speaker 2: fucking feasting and so I guess that's why it's like
Speaker 2: completely deserted, like there's no there's no termites there at all.
Speaker 3: It's completely done. There's a spider just chilling above it.
Speaker 3: Like oh, I was like this is a cool place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, thanks Holmie. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I like having a house spider. I like having had
Speaker 3: an old guy.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I like if they're not too big. If they get
Speaker 4: too big, I'm like, I'm sorry, budd, you can't be here.
Speaker 1: They can't.
Speaker 2: I can't see them interfere with my life directly. The
Speaker 2: second I'm like I'm sitting on the toilet or whatever
Speaker 2: and it's like right in front of me.
Speaker 3: It's done, like I gotta kill you.
Speaker 1: You've you've you've gone against They did that to me
Speaker 1: in the living room.
Speaker 3: It was in the corner, one of those little corner
Speaker 3: things and like, oh, there's a spider.
Speaker 4: Yeah, stay there, and then it nope. They're by my
Speaker 4: computer starting to move next to my aunt. But I'm like, you,
Speaker 4: come on, I had to give my chunkola and bam.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I never feel good about it. I never feel good.
Speaker 1: I feel I feel like I'm doing what I wish
Speaker 1: it must be done. I feel like I didn't have
Speaker 1: I wish I didn't have to kill animals like I wish.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, man, just exist, Like I wish I
Speaker 1: could communicate with you to be like hey, it's like
Speaker 1: a rumors, like, hey, you could live here as long
Speaker 1: as you want. Avoid Lily, she's gonna freak out about you,
Speaker 1: and just please just try to remove the smaller pass
Speaker 1: So why I'd be like, yeah, I can do that
Speaker 1: for you, and we go. I'd even leave food out
Speaker 1: for him. How you feel? How would you? How was
Speaker 1: it being a spider's spider?
Speaker 3: I like much.
Speaker 1: I don't really know. I don't know about things. Really,
Speaker 1: they're much outside of being a spider a lot. How
Speaker 1: I feel how would you feel if you could if
Speaker 1: you had like doctor if you had like Doctor Doolittle powers, Right,
Speaker 1: you get like kind of communicate with animals.
Speaker 3: Sure, and there was a spider in your house.
Speaker 2: Uh, and you weren't exactly positive, but like there's a
Speaker 2: little there's some contextclusion the way that he speaks that
Speaker 2: indicates that he's a pedophile. Oh, man, I mean that's
Speaker 2: an easy smash, But he's a spider pedophile, so's I
Speaker 2: still So he's like younger than any Like he's younger
Speaker 2: than anybody that he could conceivably What.
Speaker 1: Do you mean, is it a pedophileer lisp the humans
Speaker 1: or is it a pedophile the spider.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's up to you.
Speaker 1: Like baby spiders, that's up to you. Baby spiders.
Speaker 3: I mean they eat they eat baby spiders.
Speaker 1: So like whatever I feel like at that moment, I
Speaker 1: would just I would be like, look, you have to leave.
Speaker 1: That's it. You just have to leave. Really crush it.
Speaker 1: It's time to crush it. And you can't. You can't leave.
Speaker 1: You can't leave them.
Speaker 3: You can't leave those PDF files alive. Man, that's true.
Speaker 1: Because I'm yeah, like you doctor little powers and then
Speaker 1: you get like a racist dog.
Speaker 3: There's a lot of those.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's that's one thing that and it's not like scared.
Speaker 1: It's like, no, it's like a bigoted dog. Like for
Speaker 1: some reason it understands. That is one thing that's never
Speaker 1: brought up in the cats versus dogs. The base is
Speaker 1: like they're probably. I do feel like that.
Speaker 2: I do think there are more racist dogs than there
Speaker 2: are racist cats, because I don't think cats can be racist.
Speaker 1: I don't. I think I think they're not technically they're
Speaker 1: racist in the way like when people talk about how
Speaker 1: Donald Trump's a racist, I'm like, he's a racist because
Speaker 1: he's an elitist because by in the I don't think
Speaker 1: he cares about anyone but himself. But because these people
Speaker 1: are clearly beneath him, they would never step in on
Speaker 1: his golf courses. They don't have the amount of money
Speaker 1: to you know, that's the way that he associates. Something's
Speaker 1: broki's that are not You're definitely not on my level.
Speaker 3: I know what you're saying.
Speaker 1: And I feel like that's how cats behave.
Speaker 2: Cats feel superior, but like they're also like you can't
Speaker 2: teach a cat to hate black people more than anybody else, right,
Speaker 2: It's just like.
Speaker 1: I mean, you can, you can, but that's because of
Speaker 1: the fact that cats are not as easy to train.
Speaker 2: It doesn't change the reality the outcome, I mean outcomes
Speaker 2: that there are no racist cats and there are many.
Speaker 1: Races that you can like. But that's the argument. You
Speaker 1: can't teach a cat to save a life the way
Speaker 1: you can teach a dog to save its life. So
Speaker 1: it's like, okay, cool that at the same so at
Speaker 1: the same time, it's like, well, you can. A dog
Speaker 1: is easier to be trained, you know, But I'm pretty
Speaker 1: sure there's way more dogs that have done good for
Speaker 1: people of various groups than cats have, you know, like
Speaker 1: the benefits that dogs have given to this world across
Speaker 1: the spectrum you're saying it. I think, like a dog
Speaker 1: like a dog. A dog being taught to be racist,
Speaker 1: to attack people are particular ethnicities, I think is very unfortunate,
Speaker 1: But I think it's outweighed by like all the help
Speaker 1: that dogs have done in history.
Speaker 3: For me, I feel like that's kind of easy to say.
Speaker 3: I think that's not crazy.
Speaker 1: So do you think, like I think human feels gotten
Speaker 1: this far because of Doggons. You feel the same way
Speaker 1: for white Europeans, then, oh no, they're scott. I mean no,
Speaker 1: I think I think so.
Speaker 4: You don't think the the the gross racism that a
Speaker 4: lot of them, like the Aryan race and all that
Speaker 4: supremacy bullshit, doesn't out.
Speaker 1: Eclipsed by the like the twin Towers being built. Okay,
Speaker 1: now now my count argument. Name name nine objectively good
Speaker 1: things done. I'm not gonna say that. Name nine good
Speaker 1: things done by white people? Please outwait? Nine objective objectively
Speaker 1: not not? Did did? Did they patch Adams? Did they
Speaker 1: invent butter? White people do like it? Did some mess
Speaker 1: people that did that? We did it?
Speaker 3: I got nothing.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know least part why he
Speaker 1: made Spider Man.
Speaker 3: You're so close to being KKK. It's kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: It's really insanely not true.
Speaker 2: It's you are like you're on the horseshoe. You could
Speaker 2: like one you're one bad day away from being like
Speaker 2: basically like.
Speaker 1: One bad day being a black person growing up. What
Speaker 1: we did and that didn't happen.
Speaker 3: I'm just up state New York.
Speaker 1: You probably would have been where I went to school,
Speaker 1: Whether it's not a.
Speaker 3: Don't get me where there's a sundowntown. That's true, but
Speaker 3: it's it's objectively like I guess it's worse than the city.
Speaker 1: But like, hey, what do you think would happened if
Speaker 1: we moved to that New Arkansas city where? Oh my god,
Speaker 1: what do you think what happened? If we actually just
Speaker 1: go there? I would go we should do it? How
Speaker 1: can you actually? We should do that?
Speaker 2: Work would like that we do a live show there,
Speaker 2: We do a live show in that in that sundown town.
Speaker 1: I love it, hilarious.
Speaker 3: We should I'd be like, what you guys don't like
Speaker 3: like five business five people show up?
Speaker 1: I mean probably like being there to be so like
Speaker 1: what's the what is the point of being here? Just
Speaker 1: to upset them? Why? Like we can fire bomb their
Speaker 1: businesses that set up more? Take a pick out of
Speaker 1: their books, Well.
Speaker 3: Give them a taste no medicine, the Black Wall Street style, you.
Speaker 1: Know what I mean? Yeah, that's not that's not tall.
Speaker 1: History books really funny. Well, yeah, there's not at all.
Speaker 1: There's there's many, there's many Catholic school really yeah, there's
Speaker 1: no way. I'm not even kidding. There's no way you
Speaker 1: learned that and that's not that's not even remote. Probably
Speaker 1: like one one percent of kids that learned about that.
Speaker 1: You might have heard about you, you did not learn
Speaker 1: that's in your career like a teacher.
Speaker 3: I am so dead.
Speaker 1: Yeah that might be a road teacher.
Speaker 3: No way, curriculum, I'm so I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't believe you.
Speaker 3: I just think that it was because I just lied.
Speaker 3: Oh so you were being like a real.
Speaker 1: Liar, Like there's there's no curriculum that you're going to
Speaker 1: learn something like that at all in America. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: at all. There's a lot of neat stuff the teacher
Speaker 1: would see. A teacher would tell you that maybe in
Speaker 1: like high school, because your job is cooked if you
Speaker 1: tell somebody about that. Yeah, well yeah, we didn't really
Speaker 1: even we didn't really finish moral posturing for a good
Speaker 1: thirty minutes. Yeah, so let's talk about pedophile a little tizzy.
Speaker 1: We didn't finish a little tizy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a little telly. A bunch of people signed up.
Speaker 4: Immediately, pamillion, she made a million dollars. But I'm just
Speaker 4: hoping that screenshot.
Speaker 1: It just feels the whole thing feels like just completely
Speaker 1: like bullshit, because I believe it. I mean maybe. Uh.
Speaker 3: There's the only reason I say that is because, first
Speaker 3: of all, it was.
Speaker 1: The uh it seemed kind of like, let me look,
Speaker 1: everybody knows how to screenshot on a phone or on
Speaker 1: a computer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just one button.
Speaker 1: So I uh, it's you know how some people try
Speaker 1: to fake authenticity. That's what this feels like to me,
Speaker 1: because it was a picture, a photo. Somebody took their
Speaker 1: phone and took a picture of the computer screen of
Speaker 1: showing oh, we made a million dollars, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't you're too young to do that. You know
Speaker 1: you're too brother, there I done it before. You're not
Speaker 1: fucking eighteen years old right now. Sure she is too
Speaker 1: young to even the concept of even doing that. Doesn't
Speaker 1: even match your timeline because like it's so intuitive to
Speaker 1: just screenshot. Now, I feel like that's weird evidence.
Speaker 4: It's well, it's what I would say is just supporting.
Speaker 4: And if I would say, Okham's razor, where it's like.
Speaker 1: I think's razor is that there's a lot of people
Speaker 1: waiting for people to turn eighteen to give them money.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's not that's not so that's not my I
Speaker 4: don't think it was because bad Baby was actually very
Speaker 4: popular and rapping and actually in the public eye. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like even you were saying to yourself, you didn't really
Speaker 4: even know who the fuck Little Tay is.
Speaker 1: Sure there was all these people just waiting for Lil Tay, Like,
Speaker 1: I wait, hundred percent who I think. I think, where's
Speaker 1: her audience?
Speaker 2: I think I don't think. I don't think they intersect
Speaker 2: with ours at all.
Speaker 3: I just don't think there's I don't so the way
Speaker 3: that a lot of people place.
Speaker 2: Some Spanish YouTuber with like millions and millions and millions
Speaker 2: and millions.
Speaker 1: Of right, because there's millions and millions and millions of
Speaker 1: Spanish speakers. Yeah, there's around the world hundreds and hundreds
Speaker 1: of thousands of pedophiles.
Speaker 3: There's plenty of perverts out there. Yeah, that's not the point.
Speaker 4: The point is to I would when you just look
Speaker 4: at metrics and stuff and you're like, oh, so bad
Speaker 4: Baby did the same thing, and I don't think she's
Speaker 4: even remotely close to bad Baby stardom. Sure they so
Speaker 4: the trajectory of her hting it in just a few
Speaker 4: hours or whatever, Like it just doesn't add up.
Speaker 1: I think you're underestimating or maybe overestimating because I think
Speaker 1: bad Bunny like bad Baby baby.
Speaker 2: Close to the stupid names close, but uh, bad Baby.
Speaker 2: I think trounce that record. I just don't think she
Speaker 2: can to announce it.
Speaker 1: I don't. I think she's. I think she's.
Speaker 3: I think she easily made over a million dollars and
Speaker 3: only ten.
Speaker 1: I think she did eventually. But we're talking about first
Speaker 1: day metrics.
Speaker 3: I think I think she did immediately.
Speaker 4: No, that's she made not immediately, but within the first day. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and so did Lil Tay, matching them. That's the thing
Speaker 4: I'm saying as an add up, it's like me being like, Okay,
Speaker 4: someone who's extremely strong and fast and someone who's not
Speaker 4: as fast and as strong doing very similar metrics as
Speaker 4: far as performance wise. Sure, it's suspicious, and what I'm
Speaker 4: saying and what I'm getting to it to me, it's like,
Speaker 4: it seems pretty obvious if you've been doing scamshit the
Speaker 4: whole time, you're lying about your age, you've been doing
Speaker 4: all these things. Oh my dad said that I'm dead.
Speaker 4: I'm like your dad, and do shit.
Speaker 3: You did this.
Speaker 1: You did just follow the patterns. Think logically, Oh, I
Speaker 1: hit a million. Now if you're a stupid person. You're like,
Speaker 1: oh man, this must be really good, like this was,
Speaker 1: I gotta get in on it. It's just like the
Speaker 1: fomal kind of thing she just say. I don't believe
Speaker 1: for a second she actually hit that metric. I imagine
Speaker 1: she got a bunch, but I think it's just a
Speaker 1: good flex and I think the like the thing to
Speaker 1: be like, oh I just real quick took a thing.
Speaker 1: I think it's just a very yeah.
Speaker 2: Maybe I think I think ultimately though, that her even
Speaker 2: if she pretended to hit a million dollars, Yeah, that
Speaker 2: news in and of itself is marketing to the point
Speaker 2: where I think she now has a million, Like I
Speaker 2: think it's irrelevant, like I think she ultimately has been.
Speaker 3: It's not about it. Well, it's my point. My point
Speaker 3: is maybe that's what's maybe you're not grasping. It's that
Speaker 3: the inauthenticity of the entire thing. Sure, of course, even
Speaker 3: though I.
Speaker 4: Believe that she probably eventually hit it, like I don't
Speaker 4: see why not. But even though she said so, I
Speaker 4: was looking at her post on one of her Twitter
Speaker 4: and she said she was gonna have it up for
Speaker 4: like twenty four hours only. So it's kind of like
Speaker 4: a hurry up. But then it's like trying to do
Speaker 4: this whole fomo thing. I'm like, that's why would you
Speaker 4: do that? First, it's marketing, it's not real like, and
Speaker 4: then I saw one of the biggest posts I don't
Speaker 4: know that. The person just said there was nothing on there.
Speaker 4: It's a scam. And so I don't even like think
Speaker 4: there was any actually, because if you go on r Twitter,
Speaker 4: it said, oh the second drop of like in my
Speaker 4: birthday shoot or something like, it said something like sure
Speaker 4: and uh. But like I saw a post that was
Speaker 4: like really big, that was like, there's lock get nothing
Speaker 4: on there. So I first thought was, bro, don't you're
Speaker 4: exposing yourself.
Speaker 3: Yeah, don't, don't say that.
Speaker 4: But then there was other people saying, well, she's eighteen,
Speaker 4: there's nothing wrong, you know.
Speaker 1: They sure, it's out of technicality, let's let's let's let's
Speaker 1: get the technicality disclaimer.
Speaker 4: Out of technicality, there is nothing wrong. But we all
Speaker 4: know the implication of you're fucking weird if you were
Speaker 4: even remotely interested in her at all, because that means
Speaker 4: pre herbeen you're interested in her.
Speaker 1: So it's like you can't. It's the principle of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: the principle of it. No one's knowing. I don't understand
Speaker 1: why I just leave chat at that moment. Be like,
Speaker 1: I like leaving chat. It's not just posted like I
Speaker 1: don't know. Your part is remove yourself from chat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, some people don't have the I guess the they
Speaker 4: can't even picture what's genuinely wrong because the threshold has
Speaker 4: been crossed. But I'm like, that's not how that works
Speaker 4: if you unless you're one of those random people that
Speaker 4: never knew who little Tay was prior and just like, oh,
Speaker 4: here's an eighteen year old. Because even that's questionable obviously,
Speaker 4: but if you knew who she was prior, that means
Speaker 4: all the implications.
Speaker 3: That's that's way weirder.
Speaker 1: So my country, Mile, allow me to hearken the thing
Speaker 1: to I think your point. Your point makes sense. I
Speaker 1: think obviously it's white very likely.
Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. He's like, he's gonna make that jump.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you he's getting close. Hearken, hearken, I think
Speaker 2: like hark the Herald Angels, motherfuckers, please continue.
Speaker 3: That goes back to what you were saying.
Speaker 1: That to. You know, Indu, it's too it's too advanced.
Speaker 1: From my black brain, indefatigable. The fact that I know
Speaker 1: that shocks you both so much.
Speaker 3: My apology.
Speaker 4: Sorry, man, I don't go to the Ivy League, white
Speaker 4: areas or schools or nothing.
Speaker 1: I don't know that. It's kinds of language massive, Damn,
Speaker 1: my bad, what are you saying? But it's like I could.
Speaker 1: I think she's probably lying because he's he's proven to
Speaker 1: be Internet liar already. But the same chriss, like the
Speaker 1: people that probably the fucking scum lords that probably gave
Speaker 1: bad Baby that the same, it's the same, the same crowds.
Speaker 1: So it's like it doesn't doesn't like if one doesn't.
Speaker 1: I do think.
Speaker 2: I do think that diagram is mega is surprising, and
Speaker 2: I would I would.
Speaker 1: Love it here And they're like this merged. They're like like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's the same. You have to squint to see that.
Speaker 1: They're too certain back, like look at I get I'm not.
Speaker 4: I was just like I said, I I'm trying to
Speaker 4: downplay that there's a bunch of clearly fucking the amount
Speaker 4: of pit staggering number just staggering. But then it's like
Speaker 4: when I tell people about like the religious institution numbers,
Speaker 4: when I talk about like the boy Scouts and there's
Speaker 4: over eighty thousand, uh cases of child abuse of sexual
Speaker 4: abuse excuse me. And then the hundreds of thousands of
Speaker 4: the Catholic Church around the world that that thousands in
Speaker 4: America just in regular institutions.
Speaker 1: The weekly arrest that it's still happening. And then they're like, oh,
Speaker 1: then I have to listen to Joe Rogan say whose
Speaker 1: trans people are trying to use the bathroom for the kids.
Speaker 3: I'm like, it's kind of weird that they have to
Speaker 3: use the bathroom.
Speaker 1: And it is weird.
Speaker 4: I was like, I can't wait for a world where
Speaker 4: trans people don't have to piss or poop anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you know they know that worked on anyway.
Speaker 2: Why wouldn't you just why wouldn't you just circumvent the
Speaker 2: need to do this?
Speaker 1: You become a flower. It's become a flower at that moment.
Speaker 3: Dude, that's great. Did you guys do your asshole?
Speaker 1: Shut? No? Why? Why? Why? I wait? Why should I?
Speaker 1: That's great? And that that's such a thing. That's such
Speaker 1: a band aid over a deeper that's like putting a
Speaker 1: band aid over a brain cancer.
Speaker 3: Like pooping very much.
Speaker 1: See the way works is like giving somebody an as
Speaker 1: just shot in the back of the head, and it's like,
Speaker 1: you go, take was.
Speaker 3: That ever a saw like thing?
Speaker 1: Like that's all like a like a sawterizingle. I feel
Speaker 1: like I feel like that's not exactly style. No yees.
Speaker 1: So it's like not necessarily sexual violence sent more that's
Speaker 1: more like hostile. Like yeah, you're oh yeah, what about
Speaker 1: saw in hostile? Hostile made me not want to go
Speaker 1: to Europe. I was like, I'll never go to Europe
Speaker 1: now hostile may do not want to go to a hostel.
Speaker 1: Thank you. That's both saying it's like no, listen, listen,
Speaker 1: It's it's still unreasonable. But I actually feel like, first
Speaker 1: of all, going on hostile the is crazy. Dude, I've
Speaker 1: never I saw I've never like, I've only been the
Speaker 1: hotels in my life. And one of my friends when
Speaker 1: they were when they turned like twenty, they're like, yo,
Speaker 1: let's go. You know the friend, Uh, let's go. Let's
Speaker 1: go to Europe and like fucking hot place I think
Speaker 1: you were invited to. I think, yeah, I didn't go,
Speaker 1: and I was like fuck no. I was like, I
Speaker 1: don't speak any of those languages. He spoke Portuguese, and
Speaker 1: I was like, that's cool. You have one country to
Speaker 1: go to that you understand us. None of us speak
Speaker 1: multiple languages. We're gonna die. I feel like all America minorities,
Speaker 1: so they're gonna think we're terrible.
Speaker 3: And he was like, no, he's a good idea, man.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, I don't need to be a hostile.
Speaker 1: First of all, it's called hostile.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't already like a terrible name, Like I
Speaker 2: already feel like there's an antagonistic force.
Speaker 3: It's aggressive, it's like auto.
Speaker 2: Like, here's a hotel, here's a hostile. She's like, all right,
Speaker 2: well I don't I don't know. I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: That's like a fugitive goes to a hostel. Yeah, you know,
Speaker 2: people like a victim, people who also don't have like
Speaker 2: go to the motel before you. I guess there's motels there.
Speaker 4: Are very well, they're still they have everything. Hostels are
Speaker 4: very specific for poor travelers that don't care about their
Speaker 4: well being because I just imagine there's people there that
Speaker 4: are gleeful and so rated to rob you. You know,
Speaker 4: they're like, oh right, like a dumb fucking American that
Speaker 4: has a.
Speaker 1: Bag full of goodies because they've been they've been traveling everywhere.
Speaker 3: He jumps up.
Speaker 2: He jumps up and he clicks his heels in bed.
Speaker 1: He's in a bed. He's trying not to giggle excitedly.
Speaker 1: When the knight to go Offabel thief, I take your things,
Speaker 1: he said hello in Italian that I'm a thief. In French.
Speaker 5: You got, he says, robs you.
Speaker 1: It sucks.
Speaker 3: I've had.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean if I ever have, Like the thing
Speaker 1: is with that those pizzas I'm not too judgmental on
Speaker 1: because it's just like this is this is this is
Speaker 1: not real pizza anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I kind of understand what I'm getting
Speaker 2: when I get to journ I.
Speaker 1: Just don't like that. I'm not a tagline.
Speaker 3: I guess that threw me off because it was it's
Speaker 3: not delivery.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you're ever going to confuse these two things
Speaker 1: that it is like I wish it was more on it.
Speaker 1: I wish it was more like, this is clearly not delivery.
Speaker 1: It's clearly that's okay. I haven't seen it, haven't seen,
Speaker 1: but that doesn't I haven't seen a journal commercial in
Speaker 1: so long. That's crazy.
Speaker 3: Have Yeah, I haven't seen a commercial in a long time.
Speaker 4: To be honest, well I've seen. Yeah, I got I
Speaker 4: got stuff with that. You don't have a he probably
Speaker 4: doesn't pay for. He probably pays for ad freestyle. Well,
Speaker 4: I the things that I do pay for, I make
Speaker 4: sure to do the ad for your thing. And if
Speaker 4: I if I if I, if there's an option to
Speaker 4: pay for something and it still has ads, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I don't have it like I think that's it. I
Speaker 2: think it's insane, just like I have. I don't have
Speaker 2: HBO Max anymore. I don't have Hulu. I don't have
Speaker 2: I think I only have I don't think I think
Speaker 2: I only have YouTube, YouTube Premium.
Speaker 1: I have all those fucking things. I don't use anything.
Speaker 1: I got a lot of that stuff, YouTube Premium, Spotify,
Speaker 1: and I want to go out of all of them.
Speaker 1: I want to go out of Hulu explicitly, but I
Speaker 1: can't because now Hulu is attached to fucking Disney Plus.
Speaker 1: Wait is it? Yeah? What do you mean?
Speaker 3: I don't understand the bundle?
Speaker 1: The bundle has a bundle, oh ideas like three plus.
Speaker 1: I have Disney Plus Hulu and I have is a
Speaker 1: Max or no Max? I think is that one a
Speaker 1: seventeen dollars one for right now, I have what you
Speaker 1: call unfortunately right now, I have ridiculous.
Speaker 4: If you get the seventeen dollars bundle that has all
Speaker 4: the ads, and then I think it's like if you
Speaker 4: pay like closer, it's like twenty seven, so I guess
Speaker 4: like an extra ten dollars, then there's no ads on it.
Speaker 2: I just can't do ads anywhere. I would rather you advertise.
Speaker 2: I would rather just see endless billboards everywhere. Then you
Speaker 2: interrupt my the thing that I'm using to escape that stuff,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. I don't mind seeing a
Speaker 2: billboard on this shore. I don't mind Time Square with
Speaker 2: all the fucking screens or whatever. I I really don't care.
Speaker 2: Put it on the train, put it on public transit,
Speaker 2: put it and put it in the planes. I could
Speaker 2: give a fuck. But like I'm trying to watch something,
Speaker 2: I'm actively trying to not engage with this.
Speaker 3: Respect me.
Speaker 1: I'm paying you.
Speaker 3: Also, what are we doing?
Speaker 4: They're being the the the subscriptions now with ads is
Speaker 4: that's a travestyingum. It's egregious because it's like there's two
Speaker 4: be and all that ship that's free with ads. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so I'm like, wait, so there's how dare you even
Speaker 4: sell me a version of Netflix? Just there's probably like
Speaker 4: an eight dollar tier, like the old school tier that
Speaker 4: I think like has ads.
Speaker 3: Yeah crazy, yeah, like imagine paying they've watched.
Speaker 1: It's so my tht is that I don't. I just don't.
Speaker 1: I don't sild. I just don't piss me off just
Speaker 1: the flavors that much. I don't really I don't really
Speaker 1: watch television anymore.
Speaker 3: It's the thing.
Speaker 1: I don't really I don't really sit down and watch
Speaker 1: TV shows as much as I used to. So for me,
Speaker 1: it's like I don't. I just don't need you do
Speaker 1: just like archive lively, what do you do? What do
Speaker 1: you watch?
Speaker 3: Like if I if I'm like just porn and uh
Speaker 3: magining the Gathering?
Speaker 1: If I'm like, what do I watch the Gathering? Porn?
Speaker 1: It's every now and there's a collaboration. Yeah, But like
Speaker 1: usually I don't know. I usually if I'm not, I'm
Speaker 1: like watching some white man explain some on to me
Speaker 1: that I don't understand quite well as a video essay,
Speaker 1: or like I'm so YouTube I'm reading something. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like I'm YouTuber books either YouTuber books. I don't really
Speaker 1: that's fair. YouTube is pretty bad. I mean I'm reading online,
Speaker 1: like I'm reading an article online or something like that.
Speaker 1: I don't really. I guess it's the shows I watch,
Speaker 1: like I watched and or recently and that's like a
Speaker 1: fucking clearly a show. But I don't really watch much television,
Speaker 1: I guess I But after I moved out, like after
Speaker 1: I got to like my college age, I just stopped
Speaker 1: watching TV.
Speaker 3: Really, I don't know why.
Speaker 1: I caught up on all the things that people are like, oh,
Speaker 1: or like things you have to watch, but like I
Speaker 1: just I don't know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's such television.
Speaker 1: I fell off a TV like I watched Severn really
Speaker 1: that was the most recent like in the no show
Speaker 1: that I watched. But well, Lily is a very big
Speaker 1: TV person. She's like she like watched TV a lot.
Speaker 1: We watched like this is Us, you know, bothered me
Speaker 1: last and all those sh it's good shows too.
Speaker 3: There's like only one.
Speaker 2: I haven't wanted to watch a show in a while,
Speaker 2: and I recently was like, oh I should I should
Speaker 2: watch Police Squad, the the show that Naked Gun is
Speaker 2: based on. I never I never actually watched them, and
Speaker 2: so I was like, Oh, I should I should watch those.
Speaker 1: Show that was on like fucking Channel ten in New York. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want to, Like it's like an old shows,
Speaker 1: like a nineteen seventy show.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know, I've I've only seen like clips
Speaker 2: of it online. I was like, Oh, that's a show.
Speaker 2: I didn't even register it to me, like I just
Speaker 2: misremembered those being part of the Naked Gun movies.
Speaker 3: And I saw him.
Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, it's a show with these like
Speaker 2: six episodes and then and then they made the movies.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I should watch that show. And
Speaker 2: then I go look for it and it's like, I
Speaker 2: have no idea.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't even think it's a bit.
Speaker 1: I think I it's all like there's almost like like
Speaker 1: an old school bootleg version of it, where like it's
Speaker 1: the camquarder on the screen and it's like slanted and
Speaker 1: like I found that on like I think Vimeo or something,
Speaker 1: and I was like, damn, dude, Okay, so I guess
Speaker 1: not whatever. I watched that ship with my grandma back
Speaker 1: in the day on like Channel like in New York
Speaker 1: City or New York in general, there was like with
Speaker 1: regular television, there was like Channel one, which you get
Speaker 1: like all the news, and then it's Channel ten where
Speaker 1: we just have old ship on there for some reason
Speaker 1: I don't know, like Quantum Leap or Quantum Break with
Speaker 1: Quantum Leap, yeah, like that Quantum Bleak and Quantum Break
Speaker 1: mixed up is awesome, like Quantum Leap and s and
Speaker 1: then it'd be like that and then Naked Gun on Kawana.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this show was ridiculous, it's fun.
Speaker 3: I want to see it like I've only seen done.
Speaker 3: It was good.
Speaker 2: It was I don't think it's better than Police Squad
Speaker 2: from what I've seen, but it's as good as the
Speaker 2: old Linking Gun movie. Yeah, I was genuinely surprised. It's dumb.
Speaker 2: It is so stupid, but like I had a good
Speaker 2: time with it. You know what's crazy about it is
Speaker 2: that like I was sitting in that theater in a
Speaker 2: room full of like strangers laughing like a lot, like regularly,
Speaker 2: and I was like, wow, I haven't I don't think
Speaker 2: I've experienced this exactly, because now that I think about it,
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've ever seen a comedy in theaters.
Speaker 1: I don't think so. I think I usually just kind
Speaker 1: of waited to see to see them on TV. I
Speaker 1: think i've seen one ever in my life. Actually, I've
Speaker 1: seen movies that were funny, but I've seen movies that
Speaker 1: were you know, like, yeah, they'll have a laugh at
Speaker 1: like Spider Man two when he breaks his back and
Speaker 1: people laugh, but not like a straight like I never
Speaker 1: I did go see like an epic movie.
Speaker 2: That's the stuff that was out. That was That's the
Speaker 2: stuff that was in theaters around the time.
Speaker 1: I saw you. I didn't see that. I saw a
Speaker 1: few then. I've seen Bruno. I didn't, like.
Speaker 3: I did see one with you.
Speaker 4: We saw, Yeah it was, but I oh, well, I
Speaker 4: never know even I haven't even seen that because I'm
Speaker 4: not I'm just not interested in that anymore.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I think fault fundamentally. That's where I
Speaker 2: was where there was like I don't know if I
Speaker 2: care about Jackass because I've seen Live.
Speaker 1: Lily Lily, you know, like Lily was so not enthused
Speaker 1: to see that movie. Yeah, she was so like I
Speaker 1: was here, she was like, I really don't want to
Speaker 1: see that movie. I've never given a fuck about that,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, we'll all all our friends are doing
Speaker 1: we should go and tag along. She was like all right,
Speaker 1: she was like that was stupid as fun and I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I think Jackass two was really funny.
Speaker 3: I thought that was the one that made me laugh.
Speaker 1: Really, I saw the first three the only thing, the
Speaker 1: only thing I didn't like.
Speaker 4: At least in the first two. Maybe in the third one.
Speaker 4: I just don't remember it. Oh wait, I think I
Speaker 4: do remember. There was always a one ship joke, like
Speaker 4: a bit. There was one thing that they had to
Speaker 4: do that had that ship was involved. And like, I
Speaker 4: don't think like just shitting is funny, you know, like
Speaker 4: like it's just oh, like one guy you ship.
Speaker 1: His pants, I think in a van or something.
Speaker 3: Toilet humor in general, I find kind of bland.
Speaker 2: I think it's too easy, and so like whenever I
Speaker 2: whenever it comes up, I think like, oh, they just
Speaker 2: did they didn't try.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think to a degree it can definitely work.
Speaker 4: It's just when it's like, say, if somebody accidentally ships
Speaker 4: their pants for a reason, it could be funny.
Speaker 1: There could be like that really happens, that's hilarious. Well yeah,
Speaker 1: but if you get a little bit of a second embarrassment.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, poor if you shitty freak fucking dirty
Speaker 1: buttle freak fucking ship man, ew fucking dirty cock man,
Speaker 1: you kill yourself, get out of here, ew dirty poo
Speaker 1: poop person. Like I'm sure there's plenty of examples. There
Speaker 1: was one moment, and I don't know what the most recent.
Speaker 1: There was a bear in the room and I was like,
Speaker 1: this is like not funny and jackass, yeah, just like
Speaker 1: they lock a bear in the room with the guy.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, this is not funny. Practical jokers too
Speaker 3: with the tie or something, and I was like, this.
Speaker 1: Is not funny. I was like for me, I was
Speaker 1: a band Margera. I only say that because I remember
Speaker 1: they were. They're always fuck with him like.
Speaker 4: Us though, like they I mean, well he's just an alcoholic,
Speaker 4: but that he was.
Speaker 1: He was more an alcoholic all that cy ship he was.
Speaker 1: He was a piece of ship. Granted they were all
Speaker 1: pieces of ship. That's why I really yeah, that was like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he was the one that came.
Speaker 4: I feel like why they fucked with him more just
Speaker 4: because he was the most successful out of all of them,
Speaker 4: Like he had his own show, the Bam Margera show
Speaker 4: that exploded, and so he became this like really huge
Speaker 4: star like outside of the Jackass thing.
Speaker 1: He was so when he yeah, he was he was,
Speaker 1: he was y.
Speaker 3: He was like that was the whole group of them together.
Speaker 4: Jackass and like Johnny Knoxville and the c khy people
Speaker 4: formed and made Jackass.
Speaker 1: So it was like East Coast West Coast type ship.
Speaker 4: And then uh, like bam, he blew up with that
Speaker 4: show and got the you know, the mansion and fucking
Speaker 4: with his dad all the time, which I thought that
Speaker 4: was kind of fun. Yeah yeah, and don Vito, that
Speaker 4: fat dude, Like, so he blew up. And then I
Speaker 4: feel like when when it came into doing Jackass content,
Speaker 4: they specifically fucked with him because of that reason, like
Speaker 4: we're gonna take you down a peg like so uh
Speaker 4: he was like terrified of snakes and there was that
Speaker 4: one sketch where he thought they were gonna do something different.
Speaker 4: I think he was in one of those horse like
Speaker 4: a thing where they transport the horses.
Speaker 1: Whatever those.
Speaker 4: I don't know what you call him, but like I
Speaker 4: think he was in one of those, or he was
Speaker 4: in a bus. Somebody's gonna remember this specifically, but they
Speaker 4: just threw snakes and he's fucking like crying, and I
Speaker 4: was like, that's not funny. Like it was like literally
Speaker 4: like that crying, how terrified he was the snakes.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, weird, right, because like that era time
Speaker 1: is like that's back when probably when he just moved
Speaker 1: upstate around those Yeah, we had just back in New
Speaker 1: York City. There were that wasn't like the I like
Speaker 1: getting Country Bumpkin. Yeah, it's it's sticks.
Speaker 2: You do in the sticks is like this, go find
Speaker 2: snakes and throw them on Bill, you know, like that's
Speaker 2: that's which.
Speaker 1: Is its own kind of form of wonder in its
Speaker 1: own way. But it was and you aren't pranking each
Speaker 1: other really, no, they're they're like that they're assaulting each
Speaker 1: other or or they're just saying really me, they're verbally
Speaker 1: or physically assaulting. They're not like making you encounter beats.
Speaker 2: There's too much stuff available to you in the city
Speaker 2: for you to get bored enough to resort to throwing
Speaker 2: snakes on someone, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So it was weird like living up there and
Speaker 1: like being like like, yeah, that's so fucking funny. I
Speaker 1: love I love fucking Bam mar Jaron Ali's off a
Speaker 1: fucking off the fucking sidewalk onto the street, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: ew I don't like this rab I didn't. That era
Speaker 1: of time was so unfun to me to exist because
Speaker 1: I didn't like any of it. I didn't like the
Speaker 1: music at that time. I didn't like all of the
Speaker 1: popular I remember all the kids started wearing fucking big
Speaker 1: ass chunky owats of sneakers. Everybody wanted to be a
Speaker 1: sponsored skater, and I'm just like, I hate I don't
Speaker 1: like being alive.
Speaker 3: Right now, That's so funny because I loved that time.
Speaker 1: I hated that.
Speaker 3: I hate it is uh.
Speaker 2: It just felt like all the shit that I cared
Speaker 2: about it was like pop, yeah, like video games.
Speaker 3: I felt were like I felt like, I was like,
Speaker 3: this is amazing.
Speaker 1: I did not like it like white people, because that's
Speaker 1: what that's it's Unfortunately, it's unfortunately that com I came
Speaker 1: from a place that was super not like that at all,
Speaker 1: where it wasn't just the dominant culture. You know, there
Speaker 1: was always like white kids going around, but they weren't
Speaker 1: like they weren't like they weren't they were more like
Speaker 1: inner city white niggas. So it was like, you know,
Speaker 1: like my Italian friends were essentially niggas with white skin.
Speaker 1: They were they were like they were more black, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they were more they were more similar to the cultural
Speaker 1: things I understood.
Speaker 4: So like, what was the catalyst that made you be like,
Speaker 4: you know what, I don't know about these people?
Speaker 1: What was it?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: I still haven't gotten there yet. I'm not there yet.
Speaker 4: I could have you you reminisced about that era of
Speaker 4: like white boy culture, like skating and pop punk and
Speaker 4: like because the cyruses, ornees and shit.
Speaker 1: Was that was the era that I was had at
Speaker 1: least control of the world around me because I was
Speaker 1: at that age or you just you have this experience
Speaker 1: went around you. I couldn't like retreat. It's like I'll
Speaker 1: use my iPhone and I'll listen to like, fucking I
Speaker 1: don't know, the thirty six Chambers. I was like, uh,
Speaker 1: I have to hear this music when I go outside.
Speaker 1: I have to fucking I turned on the radio. Unfortunately
Speaker 1: where I live, K one O four is on fucking
Speaker 1: kill me. I fucking I didn't have a computer to
Speaker 1: myself so I could look up that just like it
Speaker 1: was just like the era where I had no autonomy
Speaker 1: or I had the illusion of it. So I was
Speaker 1: like white.
Speaker 3: Man took the your autonomy away, and.
Speaker 1: I just started hanging out my Indian President and then
Speaker 1: I got into like fucking Indian Asia and stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love bro I got you just got curry fries.
Speaker 4: There's a Kawai place down the street from me. It's
Speaker 4: called Kawhi Boba.
Speaker 1: It's it's it's just as gay as you think, but
Speaker 1: like it's like actually every employee there no gay. It's crab.
Speaker 1: Okay No, no, no, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: I think I say they were wearing caddy or or something.
Speaker 1: No, no, it's not that bad. I couldn't go in there.
Speaker 1: It was just it was just funny that like I
Speaker 1: did say to Jojo, you don't want a straight person
Speaker 1: making your bubba though, to be fair, no, it was delicious. Man,
Speaker 1: I got a passionate fruit.
Speaker 3: You gotta be you gotta have to you have to
Speaker 3: be Asian or gay.
Speaker 1: You have to be Asian gay or a woman. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there was like an extremely so they were they were training.
Speaker 1: They were training a woman.
Speaker 4: When I when I came in to pick up the food,
Speaker 4: and I was actually kind of upset because like it
Speaker 4: was just like like I was like looking at her
Speaker 4: like disgusted.
Speaker 1: It was like, you know, she's gonna mess it up.
Speaker 4: Excuse me, uh, gay boy, come here, you know you
Speaker 4: fix this. There was this super soft dowey Asian guy
Speaker 4: with all these piercings, and I was like, this place
Speaker 4: is awesome because it was it reminded me of what
Speaker 4: I was saying.
Speaker 1: Look it.
Speaker 3: You know how a lot of people say a lot
Speaker 3: of bad things about like Jews and stuff. They're like, oh,
Speaker 3: they're doing this and taking over everything.
Speaker 4: I'm like, listen, I think there's looking out for their
Speaker 4: people way that like when I go to this, when
Speaker 4: I go.
Speaker 1: To this boba place, they clearly just hired all their homies. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I wonder why this time it has so many a
Speaker 1: time we worked at it is like I want I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm of the mind at this point that like
Speaker 2: I don't mind nepotism if you're just real about it, right,
Speaker 2: because really I would do the same like I would
Speaker 2: if I had like millions dollars, I would set my
Speaker 2: friends up for life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and so like.
Speaker 1: Fine, like I don't mind nepotism. I hate the people
Speaker 1: who pretend like it isn't like I'm not I do this.
Speaker 1: I don't mind. Nepotis must be like I worked for this,
Speaker 1: this diamond money that I inherited. Hey, look he's the mask.
Speaker 1: But yeah, but.
Speaker 2: Look, before we get too crazy, we already have. Naked
Speaker 2: was great.
Speaker 1: I do recommend seeing it in a full theater because
Speaker 1: hearing a bunch of people laugh constantly was wild. It
Speaker 1: was like a weird experience.
Speaker 3: I don't know when I'm gonna get that again. Probably never. Yeah,
Speaker 3: because they don't really make comedies.
Speaker 1: The movie with Robinson, Yeah, I did that moves. That's
Speaker 1: like the last comedy I saw on theaters. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: that shit it's it's And I saw that movie for
Speaker 1: the same reason. I was like, Oh, a comedy in theaters,
Speaker 1: I gotta see it. But like that wasn't really a
Speaker 1: comedy so much as it was like a subversive kind
Speaker 1: of a tragedy.
Speaker 3: I think, I think this is the one of an
Speaker 3: art house film in twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1: This is the end. I think it was called yeah
Speaker 1: oh with Jonahill celebrities and when they're like playing themselves. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that was the last comedy I saw on theater.
Speaker 1: That should have me fucking rolling. That was a fun movie.
Speaker 1: I just seen it in theaters, but I saw it.
Speaker 1: I saw like at my friend's house and I was like,
Speaker 1: this shit is hilarious.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I liked it.
Speaker 4: I I've only seen it once, and I every once
Speaker 4: in a while I think, m I have to watch
Speaker 4: that again. It's it's not gonna I'm sure it's not
Speaker 4: gonna be as funny, but I do every I do
Speaker 4: think about this one scene from there where Jonah, I
Speaker 4: think Jonah, he's about to get like raped by even
Speaker 4: see It's like giant giant dick in the shadow is
Speaker 4: still one of its dick.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. I think about that fucking devil of this
Speaker 1: well makes it for that part is how did you
Speaker 1: get in the house? Yeah, that's what it was like,
Speaker 1: how did they get in? It didn't just it never
Speaker 1: movie I ever saw that movie.
Speaker 4: It's like, oh, it's the Rapture and all the celebrities
Speaker 4: and stuff, and yeah, Michael Sarah is like an idiot.
Speaker 1: That movie. It's fun. I saw black people die pretty quickly.
Speaker 1: It's really funny.
Speaker 2: I've seen clips of it where like I think Michael
Speaker 2: Sarah slaps around his ass and she slashed.
Speaker 1: She slaps them.
Speaker 3: That's what that was real, real.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he really stapped to ask you, and then she
Speaker 4: really slapped him fucking hard.
Speaker 3: It was like a good like, oh that was great,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: Keep that in.
Speaker 3: Yeah, keep that in, but.
Speaker 1: Like, please don't take another ticke. We gotta do at
Speaker 1: least sven more.
Speaker 3: But twenty thirteen, that's a while ago.
Speaker 1: It was a while.
Speaker 3: That's a while ago to see, like, that's a crazy
Speaker 3: amount of time.
Speaker 4: And that was pretty much the one of the last
Speaker 4: of those type of Judd app at tow or whatever
Speaker 4: style of movies. Yeah, those type of comedies because I.
Speaker 2: Epic movie Meet the Spartans all that shit really ruined
Speaker 2: comedy comedies.
Speaker 1: And I think so, I think it's I think think
Speaker 1: of how many stand ups came out on that ever too,
Speaker 1: Like comedy in general, it was like bleeding. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was just like hurting, like yeah, I really.
Speaker 3: We need people needed an outlet.
Speaker 2: So like that's when stand up exploded because like movies
Speaker 2: weren't cutting it right right, which is interesting.
Speaker 1: I feel like I feel like stand up blew up. Well,
Speaker 1: what did I guess? My introduction to stand up was
Speaker 1: like Kevin Hard I think, and I was like, maybe
Speaker 1: two that's crazy for me. Yeah, it was interest. That
Speaker 1: was my mental stand up. That's when I first like
Speaker 1: really saw a special No. I saw killing him softly.
Speaker 1: I guess some people like, but that was like somebody
Speaker 1: showed you that. Probably in your family. I'm assuming you
Speaker 1: kill him softly. Yeah, for sure, somebody showed me that,
Speaker 1: and I was like, this is fun. I don't remember
Speaker 1: mine was definitely it was.
Speaker 4: It was all like black comedy, so like The Kings
Speaker 4: of Comedy was one of my favorite fun when I
Speaker 4: was young two thousand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it came out a long time ago.
Speaker 4: Even though like I thought, like Dale Healey wasn't that
Speaker 4: funny to me because so the entertainer was entertaining.
Speaker 1: Bernie Mack was. I used to love Bernie Mack brought
Speaker 1: the house down, he was he was there was The
Speaker 1: Kings of the Comedy was really I mean, like say,
Speaker 1: if you're if if you know anything about black culture,
Speaker 1: it's probably like this is kind of funny.
Speaker 4: You know, it's kind of maybe feel a little uncomfortable
Speaker 4: because you don't get a lot of the references and
Speaker 4: ship because like.
Speaker 1: They're always there.
Speaker 4: It's so much like, hey, you remember this, you know,
Speaker 4: this kind of thing, and I'm like, yeah, if you go,
Speaker 4: if you if you have a grandma that is you know,
Speaker 4: uh Southern, and then just the bullshit.
Speaker 3: Very specific demograph.
Speaker 1: I thought, I thought it was good, but at the
Speaker 1: same time, I'm fucking Caribbean, so I was like, this
Speaker 1: is black Americans being so it is weird. These are
Speaker 1: these are the ones that don't have anything to go
Speaker 1: back to. That's great. Interesting, I'll watch you guys. Just
Speaker 1: have a stop though, you know, at least not at
Speaker 1: least it's something. It's something. We have a stop where
Speaker 1: we don't speak our language anymore, our ports are ruined,
Speaker 1: and we're like, everything's great here.
Speaker 3: It's crazy. It feels weird to have a stop.
Speaker 1: It's weird to just like not like I just don't know, yeah,
Speaker 1: have the idea where the fuck? Well, you know, it's
Speaker 1: just that it's it's not there anymore. No, well, you
Speaker 1: know where you're from, you come from longer ago to well, yeah,
Speaker 1: you just don't know.
Speaker 4: You know, we all past your stop, that's where. But
Speaker 4: at least you have something to identify with.
Speaker 1: It's really pretty like it's like this is a really
Speaker 1: pretty place, but like, wow, people like me shouldn't be
Speaker 1: on this part of the world. It's like that kind
Speaker 1: of conversation. Jamaicans are so angry they shouldn't be there's
Speaker 1: angry and fast. They shouldn't be there trying to get
Speaker 1: back home. They're trying to get faster so they get hold.
Speaker 2: Can you imagine there are parts of that, There are
Speaker 2: parts of that you're going to feel like we wrote them.
Speaker 3: Oh really, like they feel like it's like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like there's a scene where he eats a gun,
Speaker 2: and I just like, this is fucking incredible.
Speaker 3: It's fun, it's a good time.
Speaker 1: I just I don't want to oversell it because it
Speaker 1: is ultimately like a spoof movie.
Speaker 3: It's not super serious. You're not gonna care. You're not
Speaker 3: gonna care about it.
Speaker 2: It's not gonna be like, oh really, this is a
Speaker 2: real journey that I went on.
Speaker 1: Yeah, naked gunders shouldn't go there to a comedy movie
Speaker 1: with that kind of you, No, of course.
Speaker 3: But I don't know.
Speaker 2: But I don't even know what people expect from a
Speaker 2: movie like that now, because it's been so long since
Speaker 2: you had an outright like ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be a breath of fresh air. Man.
Speaker 1: I do need to see it. It's fun. I reckon
Speaker 1: my movies back in the day, like you the Naked Gun,
Speaker 1: fucking Airplane, Ship, Police Academy of Films, all the airplanes,
Speaker 1: all of that ship. The airplane is so funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that is an interesting film.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 3: I watched it.
Speaker 1: It's crazy because I was watching like I was watching
Speaker 1: the Because after I saw the movie, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that was a good time. I watched the originals and
Speaker 1: I didn't like them as much as I remember liking them.
Speaker 3: And then I saw clips of Police Squad.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, this is I remember it because I
Speaker 2: think Leslie Nielsen, that guy the star of those movies. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Like they started him off playing him straight, like he
Speaker 2: was like saying everything like as if he was like
Speaker 2: in a serious cop drama, but everything was written stupid.
Speaker 2: But like as the movies went on, like they kind
Speaker 2: of made him sillier and he was like became It's
Speaker 2: kind of like when people become self aware and like
Speaker 2: they keep like Tommy Wiseau or something, who made the Room.
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, now I'm gonna make a movie kind
Speaker 2: of intentionally bad and it's like, well, that's not funny.
Speaker 2: What's funny is you trying your hardest to make something
Speaker 2: important to you and failing. That's what's funny, right, That's
Speaker 2: what's funny. I think I could.
Speaker 1: I think I So the issue is, like I don't it.
Speaker 3: Was making a movie story. I can't make a good movie.
Speaker 4: I think, what do you mean by that, like the
Speaker 4: script or actually, yeah, that's kind of involved.
Speaker 2: I think the process of the process of making a
Speaker 2: movie today probably would would be a roadblock for me.
Speaker 2: I think, like having to like the meetings and like
Speaker 2: the the notes and all that stuff. I think that
Speaker 2: would suck me up. I think I think I would
Speaker 2: be roadblocked against doing that.
Speaker 1: I could do a good story, I could not do
Speaker 1: a good movie.
Speaker 2: See, I don't know if I could write something. I
Speaker 2: don't know if I could write a movie. I could
Speaker 2: write a I could write a comedy probably. I don't
Speaker 2: know if I could write like a fucking series.
Speaker 4: I know I can write well only because of like
Speaker 4: a couple of up beats of through my life where
Speaker 4: certain projects I did, like where I wrote a story,
Speaker 4: I wrote a nursery rhyme and I got an award
Speaker 4: for it, like by the city. It's crazy what, Yeah,
Speaker 4: it was.
Speaker 1: Exactly.
Speaker 4: I got an award because I thought somebody was gonna
Speaker 4: steal my idea, but I haven't seen yet. It was
Speaker 4: probably because of a copyright purposes because it was uh
Speaker 4: Santa dies uh in the nursery rhyme. It's implied, right,
Speaker 4: He's just like, oh, it's too windy, and he falls
Speaker 4: off his thing. Missus Claus can't find him, so she
Speaker 4: starts auditioning people for to take over for him to
Speaker 4: deliver all the presents, and.
Speaker 1: It's just rhymes. It's all. It's all cute. The people
Speaker 1: that are being auditions. There's a fat bald guy that
Speaker 1: clearly can't do any thing.
Speaker 4: They ends up being Superman. Just just cut to the chase,
Speaker 4: so superman 's up doing it. So it just rhymed up.
Speaker 4: And then I wrote that I wrote a horror thing
Speaker 4: that I got like a like a. And then the
Speaker 4: thing that I really kind of impressed myself is I
Speaker 4: usually it's hard to impress yourself, right, Yeah, And I
Speaker 4: might have even talked about this in in my theater
Speaker 4: class in drama or whatever. In ninth grade, we had
Speaker 4: to get a scene from a script and then re
Speaker 4: enact it. And so I told my group, oh, I'll
Speaker 4: just grab an eye love Lucy one. But they were
Speaker 4: all fucking paygated, and I was like, I'm not fucking
Speaker 4: paying for this shit crazy. So I wrote a scene.
Speaker 4: I wrote a scene and told I lied to them
Speaker 4: and said this is from the show. And then even
Speaker 4: when we learned it and everything, and I remember when
Speaker 4: we were introducing the scene, this one girl sitting now,
Speaker 4: she's like, oh, I remember that episode.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm sure you do. I was like, I'm
Speaker 1: sure you do, Sure you do, sluck acted motherfuckers were
Speaker 1: busting up, laughing.
Speaker 4: They were like like like it was a real now.
Speaker 4: Granted I also primed up because a lot of people
Speaker 4: like out of loosely, but the jokes, it was all
Speaker 4: and I was like, you know what, I was like,
Speaker 4: I could do this, and I never did it after that,
Speaker 4: but like I was really I was really surprised and
Speaker 4: like I was like, wow, I can't believe how well
Speaker 4: that went over because I was thinking maybe people would
Speaker 4: be like, oh this sucks, oh yeah, this doesn't sound
Speaker 4: yeah yeah, So but it like went over so well
Speaker 4: that I'm like, damn, I think I could, uh, and
Speaker 4: then the the one I still want to make this
Speaker 4: it's I'm never it's never gonna make it. Actually I
Speaker 4: take that back, but it's it was the the idea.
Speaker 4: And I mentioned this one time on the podcast where
Speaker 4: it was at May she Kills the DC Marvel Universe,
Speaker 4: which was just ripping off deadpole.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Uh so when when we when we strung it all together,
Speaker 4: it's it was one of the stupid. It was naked
Speaker 4: gun stupid. But like I was like, damn, if this
Speaker 4: a parody comic could actually be made, I don't really
Speaker 4: have the energy to want to do that anymore. But
Speaker 4: back in the day, like that would have been probably
Speaker 4: I think it would have blew up in a way
Speaker 4: that like this is so fucking stupid that like it's
Speaker 4: brilliant kind of a thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I haven't. I haven't written I had.
Speaker 2: I had a screenwriting course in college and I remember
Speaker 2: writing something with a friend of mine who I do
Speaker 2: not speak to anymore, and we we collaborate on a
Speaker 2: script and we we had it. We sat on it
Speaker 2: for a while and I found out that he sold it.
Speaker 1: Really didn't get it.
Speaker 3: They didn't get optioned or anything.
Speaker 1: They didn't.
Speaker 2: They didn't end up so like apparently like you could
Speaker 2: just people buy scripts, but they sometimes they.
Speaker 1: Don't, they don't get optioned.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I don't. I don't know if anything ever
Speaker 3: happened with it.
Speaker 2: But so a script that I wrote was sold and
Speaker 2: I didn't see anything from it.
Speaker 3: There's the front I know.
Speaker 2: I don't think so actually maybe there's a chance. I
Speaker 2: don't think so. My hunch says no.
Speaker 1: But uh so, so at that point I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm never writing anything.
Speaker 3: They really put me off. I know how to make care.
Speaker 1: Really. It made me so angry because I was just like, yo,
Speaker 1: why it wasn't even enough, Like I'm like, I think
Speaker 1: what I heard is like it's sold like for like
Speaker 1: a hilariously low amount of money, and I'm like, why'd
Speaker 1: you do that? Why why did you do that? It's crazy.
Speaker 1: So the bread I don't know. I would like to
Speaker 1: do it. I just don't have the time to even
Speaker 1: sit in like anybody else, not anymore. I think I
Speaker 1: tried the ideas.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's good exercise to try with the stuff
Speaker 2: that you kind of know, Like I thought about like
Speaker 2: maybe like one of the early ideas that I had
Speaker 2: was like, I wonder if I could rewrite this Halo
Speaker 2: show into something better, and so I thought about trying
Speaker 2: to do that, and I just I kind of did,
Speaker 2: but then but then I abandon I did, like I
Speaker 2: did like two episodes of it. Yeah, and it was
Speaker 2: I think it's pretty good. But I also just didn't,
Speaker 2: you know, to fuck it? What am I wasting my
Speaker 2: time for? I don't have this ip.
Speaker 1: It's it's a bit that's a big undertaking. Yeah, writing,
Speaker 1: I think it's I think I think writing writing scenes
Speaker 1: is not the hardest thing. I think writing writing a
Speaker 1: good scene, I don't think it's hard. I think writing
Speaker 1: a good scene is kind of hard.
Speaker 2: I think I'm better at Like I can take a
Speaker 2: script that the people have written and I could be
Speaker 2: like I know exactly what's missing here, or like that's
Speaker 2: that's a bad.
Speaker 3: I think that's the easier part.
Speaker 1: It is. It's it's like writing characters. Writing a world
Speaker 1: people in the world is a nightmare scenario. Probably writing
Speaker 1: a character, because running the whole world is a lot.
Speaker 4: Dude, I think it's a good exercise. It's like if
Speaker 4: you for example, the military sci fi trope has been
Speaker 4: done to death, so can you write a good one
Speaker 4: that's like that's a challenge, and that's something that I
Speaker 4: was like, that would be my thing. If I had
Speaker 4: an infinite amount of time, I would write a good
Speaker 4: military sci fi like the Expanse, Like can I make
Speaker 4: it better than the Expanse?
Speaker 1: I feel like I could, but it would have to
Speaker 1: It's just I don't have the time for that ship.
Speaker 1: I would have to completely dedicate all of my time
Speaker 1: as if I'm like George hard R. Martin and then
Speaker 1: you and then you'd have to like fail over and
Speaker 1: over again to get better in the first place, to
Speaker 1: even get to that point completely.
Speaker 2: That's kind of my thing too. It's like, I don't
Speaker 2: know if I have time to fail that much. It's
Speaker 2: something else.
Speaker 1: Nah. And then you got to get it reviewed too,
Speaker 1: because you can't you can't say it's dugger. You got
Speaker 1: to get it reviewed by a person that's gonna be honest,
Speaker 1: brutally honest. I mean they're gonna have to go review it.
Speaker 1: You have to wait on them to do review it
Speaker 1: to bring.
Speaker 4: People who are into it and for people who aren't
Speaker 4: into it, can they both enjoy this shit? Like you know,
Speaker 4: there's a lot of people that were like, I don't
Speaker 4: like fantasy. Shit, I'm not gonna watch Game of Thrones,
Speaker 4: and people are like, watch it, watch it. I know
Speaker 4: you don't like dragons, trust me, watch the fucking show.
Speaker 4: And then people are like, oh shit, the show's really good.
Speaker 3: That's what I'm finding with, Like, dude, like I'm more impressed.
Speaker 2: I find myself getting impressed with like a lot of
Speaker 2: well written games lately because I'm going through the entire
Speaker 2: Dance x oh right series. I'm like, this is crazy good. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't believe I didn't know how good this was
Speaker 2: this entire time.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: Here, I will say that is something that you don't
Speaker 4: see a lot in the in the like people that
Speaker 4: write video essays or whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't see this love that I know they love
Speaker 1: that I have. I don't never loved that game, dude,
Speaker 1: I know they do.
Speaker 4: But what I mean is as far as like when
Speaker 4: people even doing like callbacks, this stuff that seems really
Speaker 4: low on the.
Speaker 1: Like on people's let me problem, it's crazy because it's
Speaker 1: like pretty the last two we didn't hit the same way.
Speaker 1: That's a big problem. People didn't like the last two
Speaker 1: of them. I played the twenty thirteen one Human Revolution, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I played I'm playing through that one right now.
Speaker 1: I played half of the twenty sixteen one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we're going to move out of that and.
Speaker 4: I think I think Human is the only one that
Speaker 4: I played.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm playing through Human Revolution right now. I played
Speaker 2: the PS two one, yeah, past one. You played the
Speaker 2: PS two days X Yeah.
Speaker 1: I didn't finish it, but I played it. I didn't
Speaker 1: know what was going on. I was like, this is
Speaker 1: just dude, it's so it's just weird way Invisible War.
Speaker 2: Orsi, that's a bad one. Yeah, that's that is the
Speaker 2: one bad one.
Speaker 1: Then I played I played the three sixty one.
Speaker 3: There is no three sixteen Human Revolution, yeah.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, this is a really cool game.
Speaker 1: It's very it's very it's very Blade Runner, very Blade
Speaker 1: Runner RoboCop esque, and I'm like, oh, this is yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like X Files robo Cop. Like it's it's so
Speaker 1: many weird.
Speaker 2: It's so funny because like the only thing I known
Speaker 2: about Dass prior to this was like that fucking character
Speaker 2: with the sun.
Speaker 1: That guy, and I've only ever seen that fade gay. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like he looks so stupid. And then like, dude,
Speaker 1: he's like probably like one of my favorite characters.
Speaker 2: Now, Adam is the character, right, Adam is Adam is
Speaker 2: is in the new one. In the original one, it's J. C.
Speaker 2: Denton who has like all these insane lines that like
Speaker 2: I've only come and I'm deep into YouTube now, into
Speaker 2: this rabbit hole of like people using like uh j C.
Speaker 1: J C. Denton lines in like scammer prank calls or whatever.
Speaker 2: They'll have like they'll have just like a soundboard and
Speaker 2: it's it's the delivery of that guy whoever that voice
Speaker 2: act phrase.
Speaker 3: It's hysterical.
Speaker 1: I remember them being really really good games. I like
Speaker 1: cyber I like the idea of a cyberpunk esque world
Speaker 1: in general.
Speaker 3: I think that is just a cool fucking anesthetic.
Speaker 1: I think the idea of people being like, fucking my
Speaker 1: dick don't work the right way, time to cyborg get up.
Speaker 1: I think it's always a funny idea. Is like this,
Speaker 1: putting metal on your body to be better as a
Speaker 1: person sounds cool, probably unbelievably scruciating, but sound cool.
Speaker 4: I'm actually really surprised, like, like a really good Blade.
Speaker 1: Runner game hasn't been made, you know. I don't think
Speaker 1: the world for Blade Runner WARLFS Claws a game. I
Speaker 1: think it?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 1: I think I think it. I think the Blade Runner
Speaker 1: experience is like just watching someone I guess the game
Speaker 1: could do it too, Yeah, dope, it would be cool.
Speaker 1: But I feel like it's like I'm just watching someone
Speaker 1: else suffer through this existence. And I'm fine with that
Speaker 1: because cyberpunk at least has like the glitzing glam of it.
Speaker 1: It can't be made because of cyberpunk. Really, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean cyberpunk is essentially it's it's it's more or less
Speaker 1: it took the idea and ran with it. It's blade
Speaker 1: Runner without exists in games in the same way.
Speaker 2: Like it's same way that Halo is kind of alien
Speaker 2: aliens right where it's just like making an alien game
Speaker 2: is kind of like, Okay, sure.
Speaker 1: Apparently isolations are great. I heard really good things about
Speaker 1: I haven't got around because I just I don't like
Speaker 1: I don't like xenomores. I think I'm afraid of them.
Speaker 1: I think I'm afraid of them. I think I'm afraid
Speaker 1: of them. I think that's what it really is, the point,
Speaker 1: and I don't want to interact with the idea of
Speaker 1: seeing them on screens. I think, I think that's truly
Speaker 1: what it is because I played like the Colonial Marines
Speaker 1: when I think that's a bad one, man, I played
Speaker 1: that one that was this game is fucking interesting? Is
Speaker 1: that I don't I didn't play that one? Is that?
Speaker 1: What was the one that was? Then?
Speaker 2: That was like a famously bad one because they had
Speaker 2: a reveal trailer that was like really exciting, got people hyped,
Speaker 2: and then it came out and it was completely fucked
Speaker 2: And it turns out like I think, there was like
Speaker 2: a whole lawsuit about them using the publisher, using budget
Speaker 2: and if people can look this up, I know these
Speaker 2: are like the general ideas of the of the case.
Speaker 3: But like.
Speaker 2: The development studio accused the publisher, I think of like
Speaker 2: using funds that were allocated for the game to just
Speaker 2: funnel into Borderlines too, to finish that up.
Speaker 3: So they just didn't have the time.
Speaker 1: It's just fucking crazy. It's such an interesting you can
Speaker 1: look it up and.
Speaker 3: Marin's Borderlines two. It's fucking interesting.
Speaker 1: But speaking of a.
Speaker 4: Lawsuit, did you see that the guy that voiced Edward
Speaker 4: Kenway in Black Flag, they like Ubisoft like threatened to
Speaker 4: sue him because I don't think he realized. I think
Speaker 4: this guy had a GoPro on him at a at
Speaker 4: a one of those expos or whatever.
Speaker 1: He has his booth. That's crazy, and so it looks
Speaker 1: like it was like a GoPro or something. It looked
Speaker 1: like it wasn't.
Speaker 4: The guy was like filming, so he was, yeah, it
Speaker 4: looked like that, and he was signing some ship and
Speaker 4: then he was.
Speaker 1: Like, hey, have you uh have you beaten black Flag?
Speaker 4: And he was like the guy, the guy that was
Speaker 4: getting the autograph was yeah, it's been a long time,
Speaker 4: you know, like and then he says, well, you're gonna
Speaker 4: have to beat it again, you know, just a very
Speaker 4: like an obvious like drop, like oh shit, they're gonna
Speaker 4: remaster that ship, you know. And then the guy's a
Speaker 4: fucking moron, didn't it went over his head. He was like, oh, yeah, man,
Speaker 4: I gotta I gotta play all of them again. And
Speaker 4: then he goes, yeah, but this one specifically, you know,
Speaker 4: don't say anything.
Speaker 1: And then like that's crazy.
Speaker 4: He had that on camera, and so I think that
Speaker 4: guy figured it out retroactively as the Holy shit and
Speaker 4: probably leaked it and then that it was if I
Speaker 4: feel bad for the guy.
Speaker 1: Well they I think it was like a threat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think it was a threat, like, bro, shut the
Speaker 1: fuck up. And first of all, I think, like, you know,
Speaker 1: that guy was just doing that guy was just being
Speaker 1: cute and like that was cool. And unfortunately that guy
Speaker 1: like fucked him.
Speaker 3: It's only because it was on camera.
Speaker 2: Like right, exactly the amount of times I've heard things
Speaker 2: that I shouldn't have heard about as far as that goes,
Speaker 2: is reus right.
Speaker 1: Because yeah, why are you fucking recording this cunt? Like what,
Speaker 1: I'm here all day like you can say hi or whatever.
Speaker 3: You know, it's hilarious.
Speaker 2: I was at a bar like I think like maybe
Speaker 2: like a year ago now or maybe something around something
Speaker 2: like that, and I because Insomniac is here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're up the street.
Speaker 2: Literally yeah, like I didn't I kind of I know that,
Speaker 2: but I didn't think about it, like oh, the idea
Speaker 2: that I would like come across Insomniac people and uh
Speaker 2: they were taught. I overheard like a really drunk conversation
Speaker 2: I think like at Fantasia or like at one of
Speaker 2: the bars where like they were talking about this shooter
Speaker 2: that Sony was working on that like, man, it's not
Speaker 2: going good and it's just like people like and and
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 1: It was fucking Concord, and I didn't even I didn't
Speaker 1: think about it until until we heard, you know, all
Speaker 1: the Concord news.
Speaker 3: I was like, oh, that's what that was.
Speaker 1: But it's so funny. They were just openly talked. I
Speaker 1: talked to them about it, and they were just like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've seen that. I just should not have seen, like
Speaker 1: I've just this in passing, like one of my friends
Speaker 1: I saw the DTA six ship. I saw it and
Speaker 1: I was just like, oh yeah, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this looks rough, but it's also twenty twenty four, so
Speaker 1: it should look rough. But it's like I've seen, like
Speaker 1: just living in this area and being friend of people
Speaker 1: just around here, you'll just see ship and it's like
Speaker 1: if you have, you could be a dickhead. And me like, yeah, sure,
Speaker 1: did you see it again?
Speaker 2: They're called friendly as for a reason, like people know
Speaker 2: that people can't keep a secret.
Speaker 4: Yeah you know yep, and that I wouldn't want to
Speaker 4: do that to take two men, Like.
Speaker 2: No, that's that's the wrong, exact wrong people are doing
Speaker 2: because they're just like they'll send pinkertons to you.
Speaker 3: They'll fucking pinkertons. Just serious, they'll do it.
Speaker 1: They've got the actual fucking Milton or whatever, Miller or whatever. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so the coast did that. Troups of people. Oh, they
Speaker 1: did do that. They did do that.
Speaker 3: They realized it like recently.
Speaker 1: It was crazy that they did that. And then the people,
Speaker 1: like the amount of people of them that left their
Speaker 1: team just left and they went over to the fucking
Speaker 1: Matt Mercer t t r PG, the one that he's
Speaker 1: making for critical role mass exodus over there, And I'm like.
Speaker 3: Jesus, crazy weirds. You guys shot the bed for no reason.
Speaker 1: You should go there. No, it's it's not my not
Speaker 1: my vibe talking about Dragon's not your vibe, not the revolutionized,
Speaker 1: not the not the way they play. I appreciate, I
Speaker 1: appreciate them for what they are, but I just it's
Speaker 1: not my vibe. I think it's it's it's too like,
Speaker 1: it's too like white liberal for me, and that's is
Speaker 1: not mine. This is not my aesthetic.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna cut I'm gonna cut out the liberal,
Speaker 4: too white, too white.
Speaker 1: I respect it. It needs people need to have a
Speaker 1: place to be feel safe. That that's not my.
Speaker 4: Oh I see, I I get it. I get I
Speaker 4: like my my buddies back my hometown. We wouldn't be
Speaker 4: able to play with them.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I get It's it's the idea is you
Speaker 1: know some like card spots like I like, I love
Speaker 1: I think cardspots that are very inclusive.
Speaker 3: They need to exist because people should be able to
Speaker 3: go to it feels like so I think should be
Speaker 3: less inclusive.
Speaker 1: Actually, like I like, I like the gritty. I like
Speaker 1: the gritty. Like, go there, there's a bit of assault
Speaker 1: match between me and you. Have to win the match,
Speaker 1: we'll say our gigs don't like you funk that dude, man,
Speaker 1: he only got lucky. Like I like that. I like
Speaker 1: the I played sports. Like the talking nature of interaction
Speaker 1: a bit, But it shouldn't be everywhere. Some people can't
Speaker 1: deal with that, they shouldn't have to be forced to
Speaker 1: deal with it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like you should be able to pull
Speaker 4: out a grenade and pull the pin on purpose or whatever.
Speaker 1: Will Smith said, Remember what do you say? Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: what was that? Like that bar I pulled?
Speaker 2: I pulled the pin out of the grenade on purpose
Speaker 2: before I threw it.
Speaker 1: It's fucking stupid. What a loser. That's he's not. He's
Speaker 1: way more successful than he's doing very well. Yeah, he's
Speaker 1: still doing very well.
Speaker 3: I don't know how.
Speaker 1: Spirit and spirit, Yeah, the spirit.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like, there's not really much else to talk about.
Speaker 2: There's not really much else to talk about. There was
Speaker 2: a Spider Man. They showed a Spider Man's like, whatever,
Speaker 2: it's it's it looks fine.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm still I just don't really, I'm still I
Speaker 1: know it is not a big deal, but I'm still
Speaker 1: a I'm a Rami suit guy, dude. I really, I know,
Speaker 1: I know, but like I just want to I don't
Speaker 1: know if it's just like you say, the rose colored ship.
Speaker 3: Well, when I see that ship, man, I don't know,
Speaker 3: it does something for me.
Speaker 1: It definitely evokes a lot of emotion to me. For
Speaker 1: I think it's there's something about it that I like,
Speaker 1: how it's not it is both not one to one,
Speaker 1: but it's it is the most off you can be
Speaker 1: while still being.
Speaker 2: Completely true to the design. And I think it's fascinating
Speaker 2: to me that it looks that way.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 3: I have a soft stop for it.
Speaker 2: I specifically think it works well specifically with the face,
Speaker 2: Like there's like a face shell that Tokenquire has under
Speaker 2: under that mask that like makes it look fucking pristine.
Speaker 2: I think like if you if you were to put
Speaker 2: that normal mask, that normal mask on, like a normal face,
Speaker 2: I think it wouldn't come across as well.
Speaker 3: They do enough movie magic with it that it looks
Speaker 3: fucking sick.
Speaker 2: I like to think of I like to think of
Speaker 2: it as like that's what people see when they see
Speaker 2: Spider Man, like this ornate kind of like thing that
Speaker 2: like looks larger than I like to think, like in
Speaker 2: the Canada, the real world, it's like a really dinky piece.
Speaker 1: Of shit suit.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I think TAC two is probably the best
Speaker 2: that is. I like the big I like the big eyes,
Speaker 2: the big kind.
Speaker 1: Of Okay, just TASM one was fucking disgusting. Same, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think that suit's insane. I hated that. I think
Speaker 1: I don't I don't like the Toby masks of how
Speaker 1: much webbing is on it. I actually don't like that,
Speaker 1: but I think I don't know. I for me, my
Speaker 1: only my only grabs from the Toby costume comes from
Speaker 1: the black suit, from being honest, like other than that,
Speaker 1: I think the suit's actually pretty cool. I don't like
Speaker 1: the way the spider looks exactly, but it's like it's whatever,
Speaker 1: the spider it's I like the fat spider on the back.
Speaker 3: I like the fat spider on the back too, and the.
Speaker 1: Like the bigger spider in the front. Like that is
Speaker 1: my personal preference. But I think Toby looks good. I'm
Speaker 1: not gonna deny. I think it looks good. I think
Speaker 1: it's clearly clearly a piece of the time, like it's
Speaker 1: made in the early two thousands. I'm gonna have that
Speaker 1: kind of aesthetic, like a fucking trench coat on like
Speaker 1: theirs without being black and it's having a hat on.
Speaker 1: But still the reddit most conspicuous thing you can possibly
Speaker 1: do is wear like a bread like red and blue
Speaker 1: tights and then a drench It's like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: What is this? Is like Ben Grimm with its fucking
Speaker 1: trench coat of hat on. It's like, Ben, we know
Speaker 1: you're a demon man, you know your rocks. I love that,
Speaker 1: but it's so stupid.
Speaker 2: But I I think I probably objectively, I think the
Speaker 2: the amazing Spider Man two suit is just like probably
Speaker 2: because it's just ramy suit.
Speaker 3: But like more comic accurate.
Speaker 1: I think I think it's pretty far from ramy suit.
Speaker 3: It's the raised webbing, it's the darker colors.
Speaker 1: It's raised webbing. Really yeah, really, I guess I think
Speaker 1: they all.
Speaker 3: Have to be.
Speaker 1: I think all being on film, all the good suits
Speaker 1: have a raised webbing. I like it.
Speaker 3: I liked they making practical.
Speaker 1: I think the idea of the making this new one
Speaker 1: practical again, like almost entirely practical, make me happy.
Speaker 2: They're going to cover it in CG. They're going to
Speaker 2: have to, because they did that the first time. They
Speaker 2: did it, like oh look a look, it's Tom Holland
Speaker 2: a spider Man. It's like, oh, that looks like a
Speaker 2: dinky little like you know that that's that's his you know,
Speaker 2: classic suit. And and they're going to cover it in CG.
Speaker 2: And they're gonna make his eyes do all crazy ship,
Speaker 2: which I don't mind.
Speaker 1: I actually like the lenses. I stand by that, I'll dine.
Speaker 1: I think I like the lessons. I like him a lot.
Speaker 1: I think it looks cool. I think him having expression
Speaker 1: with it because in the comments he does and it's.
Speaker 2: Like, honestly, though I know what you're saying, I just
Speaker 2: kind of don't like the obsessiveness of finding a reason
Speaker 2: for why that makes sense.
Speaker 3: Where like.
Speaker 2: Because if you zoom in on that mask, like you
Speaker 2: see all the the eyes are very busy because of
Speaker 2: all the lenses. It's just like, because oh, there needs
Speaker 2: to be a reason for why, you know, the eyes
Speaker 2: can express it.
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, just make his eyes. I don't
Speaker 1: care reason, I just just emotion. Yeah, like I don't care.
Speaker 1: I like, I like the idea of that. Although that's
Speaker 1: what was cool. I think it's like a idea of
Speaker 1: expression because in the comics he just does and it's like, ah, well,
Speaker 1: I guess, and it being like, oh, this is why
Speaker 1: it happens. In real life, it's like fine, cool cause
Speaker 1: he's like a tech guy, like Spider Man being a
Speaker 1: tech dude. I just don't think anybody would have cared
Speaker 1: if he just if they never said that, it would
Speaker 1: be like, oh, that's fine, it's cool. Like it's it's
Speaker 1: just emotion, man, that's cool. I don't know it.
Speaker 3: It's like it makes no sense. Who gives the ship?
Speaker 3: But this makes sense.
Speaker 1: I think the new suit is like it looks really good.
Speaker 1: It's a it's a it's definitely oh, let's take all
Speaker 1: these suits that people like and put them together clearly,
Speaker 1: and it's like, oh, I can tell it's all of
Speaker 1: these things.
Speaker 3: I think they gave him a littlekne pads.
Speaker 1: How far long, like it just just just like this weekend,
Speaker 1: like yeah, because it's coming out. It's coming out, it's
Speaker 1: like next year.
Speaker 2: So I think what it is is that they know
Speaker 2: that these photos are gonna leak anyway, and all these
Speaker 2: they always lead, so I think now they kind of
Speaker 2: factor it in where it's like, are gonna the Suit's
Speaker 2: not gonna be surprised, We're gonna see photos of this thing.
Speaker 1: Let's let's just show it to you. I guess we've seen.
Speaker 3: He's like, we've already seen that.
Speaker 4: I saw he fully bearded out. Yeah, it's like, you know,
Speaker 4: his little groom down.
Speaker 1: He's like, I'm not so crazy. I'm not listen, Red,
Speaker 1: I'm using man skate. I don't know how they're gonna.
Speaker 1: I don't know how they're gonna put him in the
Speaker 1: fucking the movie.
Speaker 3: It doesn't make it like I like, like, well.
Speaker 1: Like I punish it can fit in the Spider Man thing.
Speaker 2: Throwing Hulk and Spider Man and the Punisher in that
Speaker 2: one movie, he's gonna be such a whiplash, Like I
Speaker 2: just I don't understand what Hulk red.
Speaker 1: The way the way he was moving, He's gonna call
Speaker 1: him red to like yeah, because he red. I think
Speaker 1: he's more red than blue, right, yeah, yeah, mostly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I was, Uh, this comes up on
Speaker 2: on Twitter every now and again, like just clips from
Speaker 2: Spider Man movies and early like Spider Man games.
Speaker 3: Do you remember that scene.
Speaker 2: From the first game where like, well I love that one, yeah,
Speaker 2: but like it's it's Toyo Maguire and he's like, you
Speaker 2: have to get a purse for somebody.
Speaker 1: No, I don't. I didn't play Spider Man one like that.
Speaker 1: Oh really there was this here.
Speaker 2: It's like this lady's on a rooftop because that whole
Speaker 2: game takes place on rooftops because they couldn't get the
Speaker 2: ground because it was because there was too or it
Speaker 2: was too expensive for the hardware to do, and so
Speaker 2: like they just there's some lady who's like, can you
Speaker 2: get my purse? I lost it on a different rooftop
Speaker 2: and he's like a different rooftop different from this one,
Speaker 2: and the delivery is crazy. I love how Toyoguire just
Speaker 2: didn't give a fuck. Oh, it's like doing the voice
Speaker 2: acting for the UH for the games. It's some of
Speaker 2: my favorite delivery ever. Like on Ironic, I think it's
Speaker 2: great and it takes it way better, Like it's way
Speaker 2: better that he didn't try.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I pick on Toby's Peter Parker and Spider Man
Speaker 1: personality a lot. But there's so many jokey, funny, fucking
Speaker 1: moments that comes from me because I think because of
Speaker 1: how flat he is at times. It's like, this is
Speaker 1: fucking hilarious, just like it rides up in a crotch.
Speaker 1: I like him, just like standing rides up across. Sometimes
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is fucking lhen he falls off the
Speaker 1: building like this situation and are making you hilarious, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Wait, I got it. Oh, this is the whole sequence.
Speaker 1: Come on, it's the whole mission. All right, Thank you
Speaker 1: so much. You saved my life. Don't worry about it, lady,
Speaker 1: you gotta go. Wait before you go, I lost my
Speaker 1: person one of the rooftops around here, on a different rooftop, yes,
Speaker 1: different from this one. Yes? Are you serious? Are you
Speaker 1: taking some kind of tour of city rooftops. Yes, okay, whatever,
Speaker 1: I'll find your purse for you.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 3: He's just reading the screen, just reading reading.
Speaker 1: No inflection on a different rooftops.
Speaker 3: But she's like, I love the whole thing is so insane.
Speaker 1: Well that so much. The city could use more masked
Speaker 1: vigilantes like you.
Speaker 4: If you say so, try to stay off rooftops from
Speaker 4: now on.
Speaker 1: A lot of gang members seem to hang out up here.
Speaker 1: I will, thanks again. This is ridiculous. I love how
Speaker 1: lot of our members seem to hang out because he's she.
Speaker 4: Sounds like like early fucking of Texas speech programs.
Speaker 3: I know what you mean. Yeah, yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1: What was the other one?
Speaker 3: It was the other one on the on the last episode.
Speaker 1: Stop.
Speaker 3: That's the same woman, right, probably, I think, yeah, for sure.
Speaker 1: Like there's one woman they cast in that movie. There's
Speaker 1: there's one woman.
Speaker 2: And there's only like four actors.
Speaker 1: Exactly. They saved a lot of money. There's there's there's
Speaker 1: four actors and Loura Bailey, that's it is.
Speaker 3: Lord Bailey and Skyrina Runna. Oh oh so they oh
Speaker 3: so they spent a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah after I got that money and they were like
Speaker 1: five thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: One thing I actually didn't like about Starfield was that
Speaker 2: like there was a lot of different actors, didn't I
Speaker 2: liked it.
Speaker 1: I like kind of, I don't know, I kind of
Speaker 1: like that there's only like three I liked. Uh, yeah
Speaker 1: it is. It makes it feel like I have too
Speaker 1: many like balds get three, you got too many? Voice
Speaker 1: that it's like y'all spent way too much money. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that was I guess that was to do the
Speaker 1: like the fucking cultore esque like yeah, sure, they were
Speaker 1: like we're gonna, we're gonna do it. It's this game,
Speaker 1: We're gonna do it, right.
Speaker 2: I think a jank game like a Betheesta game is
Speaker 2: complimented well by like this almost feeling like it's like
Speaker 2: it's almost like you're watching a play kind of where
Speaker 2: it's just like all right now you switch costumes and
Speaker 2: pretend like me. I kind of like it, like I do.
Speaker 2: I don't dislike it at all. Like when I go
Speaker 2: back to Skyrim and like everybody sounds the same, I
Speaker 2: find it very charming.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't want those games to be taken serious.
Speaker 1: I don't want to have a serious vibe to them.
Speaker 4: Uh, it's it's playing star I've been playing Starfield, and
Speaker 4: it's it's that to a t, where it I like
Speaker 4: the Bethesda aspects, the things that you can do that
Speaker 4: you you clearly shouldn't be able to do. Like I
Speaker 4: I was, I was like, the what are the people
Speaker 4: that are like the space Cops whatever their names are, whatever?
Speaker 4: Those people I started, like, you know, doing a bunch
Speaker 4: of wild stuff that shouldn't be doing. I let them
Speaker 4: take me in and then it activated the mission that's like, hey,
Speaker 4: we want you to go take out these people or
Speaker 4: you have to serve your.
Speaker 1: Time, and I was like, uh.
Speaker 3: Sure, I agree to it.
Speaker 4: But immediately as that guy walked away, I started killing
Speaker 4: his crew and that they let me undock.
Speaker 1: But then now they're they won't stop firing at me,
Speaker 1: even after I paid a fine to like reset it.
Speaker 1: I'm just their enemy now.
Speaker 4: So what's gonna happen is I think I have to
Speaker 4: do that mission and then they'll stop sucking with me
Speaker 4: and that kind of yeah.
Speaker 3: You mowed them down in their face.
Speaker 1: I mean it was because I feel like I shouldn't
Speaker 1: even be able to do that after I agreed to
Speaker 1: do the mission.
Speaker 3: So it's just funny that You're like.
Speaker 1: You're like, they shouldn't. They shouldn't be mad at me anymore.
Speaker 1: They let me. I was like, yeah, but you killed that.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know that because I was like, let
Speaker 1: me see if that's possible, right, you know?
Speaker 4: And then yeah, like the mission is still on. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and now they want to kill me and do their
Speaker 4: mission for.
Speaker 2: The funny like, I like, I think start feels pretty good.
Speaker 2: I like it's better than people give a credit for.
Speaker 2: It's like one of those things where it's like this
Speaker 2: is a really strong seven.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's like I'm it's like destroy humans or something where
Speaker 2: I'm like I'm having a good time with it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but it's a I like the I can't remember
Speaker 4: his name, like this might be like Vladimir or something
Speaker 4: like it's just the blackest nigga like space and he's like, oh,
Speaker 4: he's my favorite.
Speaker 1: Liz going on. I'm from Like I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: black Russian dude, Yeah, black Russian is black, but he
Speaker 1: sounds like he was born in Moscow, like you think
Speaker 1: black who made this space overall? And then he kind
Speaker 1: of just like that we'll stay on Earth and will
Speaker 1: just die here well in this in this one, they
Speaker 1: you know, they made it a little bit.
Speaker 3: I guess I really am just a sucker for old
Speaker 3: voice acting.
Speaker 1: Man, it's it's it's so charming.
Speaker 2: I love it, especially the dance acts.
Speaker 1: So you can shoot this guy's dad. What a shame
Speaker 1: he can't be There must be something we can do.
Speaker 1: He was a good man. What a rotten way to
Speaker 1: die you? You you shoot some of the face? I
Speaker 1: love his cadence sounds like Colin to me.
Speaker 2: Dude, when I got to that point in the game,
Speaker 2: because like, obviously you're an supposed to kill him. Oh
Speaker 2: really like but like they can die, Like there's a
Speaker 2: lot of people you can kill, Like it's really awesome actually,
Speaker 2: like the amount of people that you can't save code it.
Speaker 1: Like as if you kill him, you're responsible for it.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. That's amazing.
Speaker 3: No, what a rotten way to die.
Speaker 1: You?
Speaker 3: I really, I really highly recommend. Like dais is great.
Speaker 3: It is also genuinely very good. But it's so funny
Speaker 3: and like.
Speaker 2: The the way the character's mouth is animated really adds
Speaker 2: to it. Like there's something about the way that the
Speaker 2: lips move when he's saying.
Speaker 1: What a rotten way to die me walking up to
Speaker 1: him and shooting given cold faith. What a shame old
Speaker 1: video games man. There was soign just genuinely magical about
Speaker 1: how much dog ship they put it to the production
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 3: It's like this, well, it's just a bunch of people
Speaker 3: wanting to make a cool thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean it didn't feel like it was like
Speaker 1: like it wasn't like committees or you know, overly serious.
Speaker 3: That's why Bungee is so weird.
Speaker 1: That's why Bungeee and like uh fucking Obsidian and old
Speaker 1: fucking Bio are so peculiar because there are some people
Speaker 1: that phone it in and then it's these motherfuckers.
Speaker 3: That are funny on the track.
Speaker 1: It is real. It is really I have to make
Speaker 1: this story.
Speaker 3: You don't get it.
Speaker 1: It is really funny.
Speaker 2: I care about this Halo too, having like some because
Speaker 2: there's clearly like some marines that are I mean, there's
Speaker 2: some marines that are actors, like I think the entire
Speaker 2: cast of that seventy shows in that game for some reason. Really,
Speaker 2: so it's I'm exaggerating, but it's Wilderval Morama and uh and.
Speaker 3: Donna are marines.
Speaker 1: I never know her.
Speaker 3: I can't her name?
Speaker 1: Did they change her?
Speaker 3: Actors? She's the one actors got changed that we had sister. Yeah,
Speaker 3: she was like some druggies things.
Speaker 2: But it's so funny like playing a game like that
Speaker 2: where it's like Keith David and he's like he's like
Speaker 2: spilling his heart.
Speaker 3: I'm that into that performance.
Speaker 2: And then like there's a marine who's clearly just the
Speaker 2: audio guy or just like a like a like a
Speaker 2: level designer who they got in and they're just like
Speaker 2: they're about to make a jump inside the city, and
Speaker 2: then Keith David's like the next seed.
Speaker 3: He's like bleeding.
Speaker 1: I love.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know. Was his majesty blinded? Did you
Speaker 3: get blinded by otho? You get that sometimes?
Speaker 1: Still?
Speaker 3: Like there was that was that Mortal Kombat with Megan Fox?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I thought she was so bad. She
Speaker 1: was I think I thought it was so bad.
Speaker 4: I think it's on purpose at this point, like they
Speaker 4: it was. It had such a crazy reaction with Ronda
Speaker 4: Rousey and and to m k Levin.
Speaker 1: You thiink they directed her to suck. Yes, I could
Speaker 1: believe that because it was right and Rowsey. It was
Speaker 1: clear that they just were being nice to her right,
Speaker 1: because that was that was that was the probably that
Speaker 1: was the mom right son? So she plays son? No, no,
Speaker 1: she plays I like how he right?
Speaker 3: And then you but he kept like no, I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Uh.
Speaker 4: And there's a scene when they're in a cage like
Speaker 4: where there's like a cage fight that needs to take place,
Speaker 4: and that's like the I'm gonna pull that up real quick.
Speaker 1: But that's like it's so bad. You're like, come on, no,
Speaker 1: one's this bad. But she was. She's just not she's
Speaker 1: a fighter.
Speaker 4: She had no c like, uh said, so what's her face?
Speaker 4: Megan Fox obviously not known to be a phenomenal actor,
Speaker 4: but how bad it was?
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, come on, like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's trying to you're trying to manufacture charm now, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what it.
Speaker 1: Because I was like, you're I know, she's not that bad.
Speaker 4: She's been she's been around that, she's been around fucking people,
Speaker 4: thespians and I'm here. They could have been like, oh
Speaker 4: that was good because you know, she's getting paid, she's
Speaker 4: an actor, could you do It's not like a nothing's
Speaker 4: worse than two K fifteen like that.
Speaker 3: To be fair, though, it's it's still some people are
Speaker 3: still bad.
Speaker 1: Like so one of the most popular players, Shake Gilders Alexander,
Speaker 1: he was the latest one two K twenty five, and
Speaker 1: then he has a very deep voice and it's so monotone,
Speaker 1: and so you're like, they play for Jerseys, man, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, holy shit. And then I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna score ten more points.
Speaker 1: And he's like, oh, are you really about that? Man?
Speaker 1: Here we go, and I'm like, just just tell him.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he won't mind.
Speaker 4: Hey, man, I'm gonna need you so you're not dead,
Speaker 4: like like I'm sure, like he's not gonna be like
Speaker 4: it's so funny, Like I love I love that stuff.
Speaker 1: What a shame.
Speaker 4: But the two K thirteen one was monumental because they've
Speaker 4: kept in the cuts because they can't so those people,
Speaker 4: some of those people couldn't read yeah clearly, and then
Speaker 4: they kept it in. They're struggling to read the script
Speaker 4: and they just like, that's the best one we got. Okay, bro,
Speaker 4: it would have been better if you just stitched the
Speaker 4: words together like a fucking sentence mixing YouTube poop.
Speaker 1: It would have been better.
Speaker 3: That's that is crazy. While you find that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, athletes or not, you know them, a lot of
Speaker 1: them don't take their own tests like they're just they're
Speaker 1: just a lot of them did not actually pass like these.
Speaker 3: Where they found out that.
Speaker 1: Then they get into the set's like you, there's no
Speaker 1: way he's getting set score that high. He's a athlete,
Speaker 1: and it's not even it's never your place to get.
Speaker 4: Beyond obvious that when there's that much money at stake,
Speaker 4: they especially sometimes the universities will pay them butt loads
Speaker 4: of money to keep them there another year because they're like, oh,
Speaker 4: I want to declare for the draft. No, we'll give
Speaker 4: you this much money, which you'll make way more than
Speaker 4: if in your rookie contract. So to have them stay,
Speaker 4: I'm like, it's fun. It's all bullshit, man, but absolutely.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I just I love that stuff.
Speaker 1: Absolutely. I'm getting I'm getting so much more into older
Speaker 1: stuff now.
Speaker 3: It's like, what's your name was Lori?
Speaker 1: Lori? Whatever her name is? The girl aunt just uh,
Speaker 1: the aunt from fucking full house, the one that her
Speaker 1: daughter was Like, fucking I'm going I used to know
Speaker 1: her name. I'm going to usc to do all that
Speaker 1: ship and then like Lori Lloyd's Laughlin, Laurie Laughlin and
Speaker 1: then like she was that's a great situation. To me,
Speaker 1: I was like, damn, your mom went to jail. I
Speaker 1: mean because you were stupid, that you were dumbing. Your
Speaker 1: mom went to jail because you're dub That was one
Speaker 1: of those things. That was one of those things.
Speaker 2: That was one of those weird things that where I
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, that's dumb and lame, but it's also
Speaker 2: like that's not I always assume that's what was happening.
Speaker 1: I understand, but she was there, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: like rich people pay for to get their kids in
Speaker 1: the college scholarship. I know, I know, I know came from.
Speaker 1: But I also feel like that's how that's what everybody does.
Speaker 1: Like to find are you.
Speaker 3: Looking looking for the NBA t K?
Speaker 4: I was looking for that specific Rondo line and like
Speaker 4: it's showing me a bunch of stuff of her behind
Speaker 4: the scenes and all this ship. But I'm like, there's
Speaker 4: that one scene when they're.
Speaker 3: In the cage look up son a blade cage ca Well,
Speaker 3: that's uh, let me see is.
Speaker 1: It nine right? It's eleven? Nine? Was the Let's move on? Nine?
Speaker 1: Was my favorite. That's my favorite Mortal Kombat game to
Speaker 1: this day. That's one is horny as ship. I love.
Speaker 1: I really do highly recommend anybody it's watching or listening
Speaker 1: to look up. Everyone has fucking triple gs. Man, fucking
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Speaker 3: Denton.
Speaker 1: J C.
Speaker 3: Denton, prank calls.
Speaker 2: They're like, you know, some of these Indian uh uh
Speaker 2: tex support people really lose it.
Speaker 1: I love hell, yeah, your mother, I figure your mother, pussy,
Speaker 1: what's going on? I love. I love bringing someone to
Speaker 1: that point even though it's really not good. It's great.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to find like what really fucking shattered?
Speaker 1: Yes, I think what exactly the problem you were facing?
Speaker 1: Like this is something which we can all provide you
Speaker 1: with information with, right, I can I ask you a question?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 1: There's talk that you're a thief. I just want to
Speaker 1: hear your side of the story.
Speaker 4: Mm hmm.
Speaker 1: Anything else this one. There's so many good ones, but
Speaker 1: like I highly recommend watching it. There's one where like
Speaker 1: he just loose, Like this guy loses it, like fu
Speaker 1: you d an asshole? I fingered your mother. He's like
Speaker 1: you mother.
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Speaker 1: I've almost got it.
Speaker 3: You almost got it.
Speaker 1: What a shame. It's so callous. Whatever he does, you
Speaker 1: can't hear it. But like he does like a lip
Speaker 1: smack too. It's just like he was a good man. Whatever.
Speaker 3: When a rotten way to die? Did you find it?
Speaker 1: I'm so close there we go.
Speaker 3: This is Ronda Rawdy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so she has to fight cut this ship. You'll
Speaker 1: kill us whether we fight or not. I'm just like,
Speaker 1: what what is that? Whether or not?
Speaker 3: It's like a Tommy wi Oh yeah, that's crazy. That's
Speaker 3: not they're not voice actors.
Speaker 1: They kept that in.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's not difficult to voice act though,
Speaker 2: like like it's it's hard to do it very very
Speaker 2: well because obviously you need to have you need to
Speaker 2: have a natural voice for it.
Speaker 3: But then I don't think it's that difficult to just emote.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 3: So what I've noticed is it people doing it on command.
Speaker 3: That's their problem.
Speaker 4: So in the same way, have you ever seen somebody
Speaker 4: people you can sit completely still nothing, and then it's like, hey,
Speaker 4: it's time to take a photo.
Speaker 1: Stay completely still, and all of a sudden they'll like
Speaker 1: start like they did this weird.
Speaker 4: They get in their head about ship and in the
Speaker 4: same way, it's like I need you to yell and
Speaker 4: they'll be like uh and I'm like, bitch, I've heard
Speaker 4: you scream at me before kind of thing. It's like
Speaker 4: that fucking problem. So somebody like that that can't actually
Speaker 4: they're not an actor and can't turn it on. You
Speaker 4: have to actually get them upset, right, so like a
Speaker 4: non actor, get them upset for real, like spit in
Speaker 4: their face, and it's like, all right, now action.
Speaker 1: Would I would?
Speaker 3: I would have fucking cubic.
Speaker 2: You don't lock my actor in a bathroom for forty
Speaker 2: eight hours of no food that when she gives me
Speaker 2: the fucking right performance.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna change my actors around the hotel with an
Speaker 1: actual act and then I'll swing and I will raise,
Speaker 1: I will try to I will try to hit.
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna I'm not if I hate you you
Speaker 3: should have been sorry.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna use it though.
Speaker 3: It's good production. I made the moon Landing, I do
Speaker 3: whatever the I want I.
Speaker 1: Made the movie that conspiracy the it would be so
Speaker 1: expensive to fake them, it would probably fake.
Speaker 3: It would be more expensive back then, probably to fake
Speaker 3: the moon landing than.
Speaker 1: To just go to the movie. The only reason I
Speaker 1: know for sure that's bullshit is because we would see,
Speaker 1: like the whole entire process would be coveted by so
Speaker 1: many people that they would have set pieces, they would
Speaker 1: have all the stuff of Like I know there was
Speaker 1: stuff filmed in posts for like, oh we did this thing.
Speaker 1: Now it's film some but it's so you can't hide
Speaker 1: that ship like you can't. You can't, like you say,
Speaker 1: the you're he was being.
Speaker 4: Shown g T A six stuff, Like the fucking actor
Speaker 4: was immediately just oh the for this is low level ship.
Speaker 1: Oh the remastering fucking black flag. Now imagine if you
Speaker 1: knew one of the coolest things ever, you're not gonna
Speaker 1: not tell people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I think that Kubrick would would not say
Speaker 2: anything to is hilarious. Like Kubrick didn't care about.
Speaker 1: Anything, him and all the people involved, because there's gonna
Speaker 1: be PA's light people, like, there's gonna be people involved
Speaker 1: that because government, he just can't do that ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: So it's not like, oh, we have government lighting, Like
Speaker 1: what do you say next to the government the government lighting.
Speaker 1: I think we're gonna read it is clearly real. But
Speaker 1: like if it was fake, I'd be like, what the fuck?
Speaker 1: It would be hilarious, Okay.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be surprised if it was. I wouldn't necessarily
Speaker 2: be like turned upside down by the idea that it
Speaker 2: was fake. But I just said, there's no reason.
Speaker 3: For me to Yeah, it's like, oh, fake it now,
Speaker 3: just because we couldn't get there fast enough. But then
Speaker 3: it's like, eventually, I know they could go. They've been
Speaker 3: many times before.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, even if it turned out yeah, it's like,
Speaker 1: who cares been in the moment? I went to the moon.
Speaker 1: Once we went to that a couple of times. We
Speaker 1: built a casino there.
Speaker 4: There was there was Some people would say, oh, we've
Speaker 4: never been there again. There it's just a thing that's
Speaker 4: been repeated.
Speaker 1: That's not true. Yeah, we haven't been there again in
Speaker 1: a while. We haven't been there because logistically just doesn't
Speaker 1: make sure there's nothing there. It's like, yeah, they're like, wait,
Speaker 1: we get it. Why would we waste all this money.
Speaker 1: Let's terror for a minute, did you see that he
Speaker 1: was that?
Speaker 2: I think I heard something about like the administration talk
Speaker 2: about building a nuclear reactor on the moon.
Speaker 3: You see that for what purpose?
Speaker 2: I would actly, it would be so stupid, let's mind
Speaker 2: energy that we then have to expend insane amount of
Speaker 2: energy just to get the source of It's so people
Speaker 2: are fucking stupid.
Speaker 3: They are turn them into a death star and have
Speaker 3: it there alien shot.
Speaker 4: Remember all of Trump's cool ideas that he said many
Speaker 4: times of many things that like, oh can we can
Speaker 4: we can we inject disinfected to kill COVID?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a Brianna wu ass fucking like, let's drop
Speaker 2: rocks from the moon kind of take.
Speaker 1: Did she say it? Yeah? She did.
Speaker 3: You don't remember that when she was running for like
Speaker 3: she was running for something.
Speaker 1: About how like what for what purpose? I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Let me look it up exactly, because this is it
Speaker 1: is fucking hilarious Earth defense. I don't understand. Rocks from
Speaker 1: the moon real high up, and it'll come here and
Speaker 1: I'll stop the bad guy.
Speaker 3: Stop stop the moon.
Speaker 1: I guess the moon.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what is happening.
Speaker 1: I don't remember much about like I remember how she
Speaker 1: had a weird take about uh, the the sentinels versus mutants.
Speaker 1: But I don't remember what her point was, but I
Speaker 1: remember everybody was like, what the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 3: So she must.
Speaker 1: I find she was.
Speaker 2: She was responding to something from a Wired dot com article.
Speaker 2: It says breaking space x says it plans to launch
Speaker 2: privately CREUD mission to the Moon next year's uh story forthcoming.
Speaker 1: By the way, this is years ago.
Speaker 3: I don't think that happened.
Speaker 2: Of course it didn't, of course, But Brianna who said
Speaker 2: she she quotuated, and she said, this is being covered
Speaker 2: as a fun hygien for rich people. But the idea
Speaker 2: of a private corporation and having access to the to
Speaker 2: the moon should give you pause. The Moon is probably
Speaker 2: the most tactically valuable military ground for earth. Rocks dropped
Speaker 2: from there have power of one hundreds of nuclear bombs.
Speaker 1: That's so impractical. Like I think, like I think that.
Speaker 1: I think, Yeah, there could technically be a use for
Speaker 1: having a defense set up there. I guess if you're like.
Speaker 3: The first, the first part of it is not the problem.
Speaker 1: The idea is far away. First of all, fighting aliens aliens. Also, no, no,
Speaker 1: I know that I'm not I'm not even going into
Speaker 1: that part. I'm not going to part I'm not going
Speaker 1: there yet. The part about dropping something, it's not up
Speaker 1: in our atmosphere that says it's like, oh, imagine that
Speaker 1: you drop a brick from the moon, is like, and
Speaker 1: then it gains, It gains obscene momentum logistically harvesting the rocks,
Speaker 1: setting them there, putting propulsion systems on there. There's no
Speaker 1: understand Oh understand, Yeah, you're stupid. You wait until you're
Speaker 1: targeting you job maximum velocity at that that it's beyond that,
Speaker 1: it's like there's no there's no limit. There's no limit.
Speaker 1: It's like through the earth, like imagine. So it's like,
Speaker 1: imagine it drops and then someone is also pulling it
Speaker 1: down hard at the last second, comes down.
Speaker 3: And second, why did they put that to themselves?
Speaker 4: Just put like like somebody has ever done that before,
Speaker 4: like the media right that the last second they like
Speaker 4: help push it down.
Speaker 1: Don't like like it, lob, that would be so terrible.
Speaker 1: You see you like this person the fucking what you
Speaker 1: call the sures wrap type bullshit as fuck. Somebody needs
Speaker 1: to fucking make that type of It's like somebody throwing
Speaker 1: a ball, but then it gets struck by lightning while
Speaker 1: it's being thrown, so it's all electrified, coming.
Speaker 3: To it crazy, Like, what the has that ever happened before?
Speaker 1: It's to at some point? I think it had at
Speaker 1: least once in existence of humans throwing stuff. There had
Speaker 1: to be one time where a caveman threw a rock
Speaker 1: that got struck by lightning, so he technically got it
Speaker 1: with an electrified rock that had happened at least one time.
Speaker 3: That's such a cool idea.
Speaker 2: That's like, I love random happenstances like that, Like when
Speaker 2: like when people baseball games hit birds.
Speaker 3: That ships just like a bird explode, they think about
Speaker 3: it is that it's instant, so I don't feel as bad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like like if.
Speaker 3: I guess if a dog exploded, I would feel bad,
Speaker 3: but sure, but.
Speaker 1: It's less when it's still better when it's a pigeon
Speaker 1: or dub You're.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, it's still better than it being run over,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: Better than all those fucking what you call all those parrots.
Speaker 1: I hope they all get struck by fucking balls. All
Speaker 1: the parrots do they bother you? No, they're really loud, loud,
Speaker 1: they're not around me really, really, I don't. I feel
Speaker 1: like I rarely hear them. I hear them. Well, probably
Speaker 1: they probably left right now. Is it probably sucks to
Speaker 1: be here right now? Oh?
Speaker 3: No, they're tropical birds. They're probably chilling, chill.
Speaker 1: Good time. Anyway.
Speaker 3: Question Yeah, we got, we got, like a we do
Speaker 3: a lightning round of five questions?
Speaker 2: Sure, Random SR four rode in. He says, hey, three
Speaker 2: musty queers. Growing up in a third world country, I
Speaker 2: didn't really have access to to shows my generation generally watched.
Speaker 2: It was mainly random niche shows that no one relates to,
Speaker 2: like the Three Scrooges. What the are you saying? Okay,
Speaker 2: so hold on, you said three Scrooges. I don't know
Speaker 2: if that's a real show that I've never heard of,
Speaker 2: or if you misspelled three stooges. Can you look up
Speaker 2: three Scrooges right now? Because it sounds like a really
Speaker 2: shitty pitch that I could see, like some shitty executive being.
Speaker 3: Like, yeah, it's like three of it are scrooges living together.
Speaker 1: The comedy is the future, the president. Stop trying to
Speaker 1: auto correct the fucking.
Speaker 2: Okay, so they probably miss uh, but that's such an
Speaker 2: that's such a purposeful. How could you possibly misspell stooge scrooge?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but yeah, there's nothing coming up for that.
Speaker 3: Okay, so you meant three stooges. We have American Internet though.
Speaker 2: So like the Three Stooges or my favorite The Mask
Speaker 2: animated series, which I didn't animated series.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that was the animated series I love.
Speaker 1: I love the Mask.
Speaker 3: Look at the animated series was one of my first
Speaker 3: gay parodies I ever did.
Speaker 1: Because the I'll.
Speaker 3: Explain, Yeah, I hope the theme the theme song.
Speaker 1: I hated the theme song.
Speaker 4: It was really annoying and at the very end it
Speaker 4: would say a very long this is the It was
Speaker 4: like really annoying. So me and my buddies in elementary schools,
Speaker 4: it's a instead of the mask, it was the f
Speaker 4: slur nice And then like, uh, I just remember, I
Speaker 4: don't remember why, but I have to see the I
Speaker 4: have to see the opening again for to remember why.
Speaker 4: Like for some reason, he's like holding a dick in
Speaker 4: his hand. Because I don't know why, baby, Yeah, because
Speaker 4: I don't remember what, I'll look it up. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: I do remember. I remember hating the theme song because
Speaker 4: it was just like before we said cringe or whatever.
Speaker 1: That's what I was feeling.
Speaker 4: But there was a few shows like that, Like there
Speaker 4: was a you know, like that old Japanese show the
Speaker 4: the they called it mask Writer in the in in
Speaker 4: in in America where it was like that bug fucking guy.
Speaker 1: It was like it was like Power Rangers. I can't
Speaker 1: remember the.
Speaker 3: The Common Writer.
Speaker 1: I love common so common Writer, but there was the
Speaker 1: Americanized version of it that like made it way worse.
Speaker 1: And uh, they also had that Ferbie dude. I don't
Speaker 1: know if you remember. Do you remember Ferby's. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: remember Serby's. So they had there was like a Ferbie.
Speaker 1: Ferbis were just not what they were just not gremlins, right,
Speaker 1: weren't they.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I mean kind of like that. I
Speaker 2: don't know, it's just like the same eyes. It was
Speaker 2: away from what I remember. The thing that was appealing
Speaker 2: that I remember kind of wanting for. It was like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's like a pet that I don't.
Speaker 3: Have to take care of. For McDonald's.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I remember when they were doing that. It
Speaker 2: was crazy about the furbies that they would they would
Speaker 2: they would maintain a charge. Do you remember this so
Speaker 2: like they would basically like how they were built or something.
Speaker 2: I remember this first hand.
Speaker 1: I never made a plastic and someone made a hard plastic,
Speaker 1: someone made of what you made, like like fabric.
Speaker 3: Yeah that has not to do with anything that I'm saying.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 2: If you took the batteries out of a ferbie would
Speaker 2: still be on for a while, for like a little bit,
Speaker 2: and it would freak people out. I remember freaking me
Speaker 2: the fun out because I took I took the batteries
Speaker 2: out of it and kept talking.
Speaker 3: I was like, Yo, what's going on? Freaking the fuck out?
Speaker 1: I fucking love I love the fucking common writer. I
Speaker 1: was a big Power Rangers guy until maybe.
Speaker 3: I thought you were gonna say that exact thing.
Speaker 1: Did you find it? I found it, but I just
Speaker 1: couldn't find anything that made me like why, why in
Speaker 1: my head do I have a memory of us making
Speaker 1: fun of him, like having a dick in his head
Speaker 1: in his in his hand instead of something else. Sure,
Speaker 1: but there's no such that. There's no such I think
Speaker 1: that necessarily reminds me of why. But I hated this.
Speaker 1: I hated this intro.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: This is a mass. Yeah, this is really like it
Speaker 1: was too much for me. Man. I loved I loved
Speaker 1: the mask of the Men in Black cartoons smoking.
Speaker 3: I love the but the intro, seeing the intro intro,
Speaker 3: See the intro is crazy. The intro is so cool, dude.
Speaker 3: There's so much style in it that intro.
Speaker 1: I love it. Like their their shoulders are punching. It's
Speaker 1: not like moving like it's crazy.
Speaker 3: It's such a distinct, Like I don't think I've seen
Speaker 3: anything look like that ever.
Speaker 1: Again. I remember that show being I remember that show
Speaker 1: coming on on like Channel eleven, being like this show
Speaker 1: is that was a w B eleven show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember, I loved I remember watching it a lot,
Speaker 2: but I don't remember anything about it because before.
Speaker 3: I just remember the intro.
Speaker 2: I was like, the man in Black, that's not the song,
Speaker 2: that's that's the that's this was just like that sister
Speaker 2: Sister or something.
Speaker 1: Like the Boom Boom boom or something. Look at these motherfuckers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's so sleek, dude, little shoulders, dude, it's so cool.
Speaker 3: What is it that's so cool about it?
Speaker 1: The aesthetic, the animation is great. I feel like this
Speaker 1: animation is the same as uh, there was a okay,
Speaker 1: well maybe that not so it was it was literally
Speaker 1: the Godzilla. Oh man, I remember that they were actually
Speaker 1: friends with Godzilla. I remember thee oh they're actually well
Speaker 1: not friend, but they were like god They would aim
Speaker 1: Godzilla things. Godzilla that listen. He never used his breath
Speaker 1: that much in that show made me upset. It was
Speaker 1: a giant Godzilla. It was a ginty iguana. That that
Speaker 1: that version was a ginty ga effective is in general,
Speaker 1: it made I think that one if if I remember correctly,
Speaker 1: I don't know if somebody told me this that uh,
Speaker 1: that version of it was. I think they tried to.
Speaker 1: I think like the guy that created.
Speaker 4: Godzilla or something, Sabbath tried to sabotage it because he's like,
Speaker 4: I don't want to make anything, and like, hey make
Speaker 4: him a gay iguana or something, and then and they're like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, cool, and I think something like that.
Speaker 1: I don't I know that I know that that Godzilla,
Speaker 1: like the one that we have, the American one, the
Speaker 1: one that was here, that one goes to Japan and
Speaker 1: gets murdered by by the original Godzilla. That's something like
Speaker 1: that happened. I might be misremembering it might be like,
Speaker 1: it's a cool design for somebody that isn't Godzilla. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I like the Godzilla ninety ninety eight movie, but I
Speaker 1: was also a kid. I was, yeah, that seems the thing.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is cool until that he had
Speaker 1: babies and I was like, what does that father? So
Speaker 1: it's because that just implications as well, oh this is
Speaker 1: the end of days now because now there's going to
Speaker 1: be a bunch of them and they had kids with nothing,
Speaker 1: so we're done. Yeah, it's not because one Godzilla.
Speaker 2: Godzilla movie is not really rough too, because like I
Speaker 2: remember being really excited for the one with Brian Cranston
Speaker 2: in it and died immediately and the yeah they kill
Speaker 2: him in like the first eleven minutes, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: what are we doing.
Speaker 1: I like the last Godilla movie I had fun watching,
Speaker 1: which was that Godzilla Minus one.
Speaker 3: No, No, that one was I haven't seen any It
Speaker 3: was crazy because it was the force of nature.
Speaker 4: It was like going back to like here it is,
Speaker 4: we're going back, you know, that's what's called minus one,
Speaker 4: Like this is where we're going back to what made
Speaker 4: God'szilla dope.
Speaker 2: I love that everybody always has to go back we
Speaker 2: always like we steered, so we I know, we thought
Speaker 2: we thought it would be cool if Spider Man had uh,
Speaker 2: you know, anal polyps.
Speaker 3: But like we realized that that story didn't land. The
Speaker 3: problem is that I went back.
Speaker 2: He's he's a college student, he's street level anyway, here's
Speaker 2: the Hulk.
Speaker 3: To the Beast.
Speaker 1: Just like they always you have people, people will always
Speaker 1: get involved in all those change things. Everyone everyone of
Speaker 1: those change things. But then what happens as time goes by,
Speaker 1: the scenters gets destroyed and it turns into Spider Man's
Speaker 1: working with Tony Stark and as a billionaire, as all
Speaker 1: these resources, and then they overcorrect, which I think they
Speaker 1: did them see where they made him have nothing and
Speaker 1: no point live and it's like, did you do all that?
Speaker 3: That was a necessary?
Speaker 1: Like that movie? That movie is such a fuck you
Speaker 1: to that character. It's insane. It's like, what the fuck
Speaker 1: why they make him lose everything? There's also while saving
Speaker 1: everything up.
Speaker 3: There's also really no good reason for it because there's magic.
Speaker 1: I mean, so just fix it. Losing him, losing aunt
Speaker 1: may feels morbid.
Speaker 3: The more I think about that movie, the more I
Speaker 3: don't like it.
Speaker 1: By the way, I don't even know. I just I
Speaker 1: don't like I like seeing them together.
Speaker 2: I like seeing them together. But I could have got
Speaker 2: that from like a I don't know, I didn't need
Speaker 2: a whole movie for that. And then also, like, the
Speaker 2: first half of that movie is kind of not good,
Speaker 2: kind of bad. Actually, you can tell they shot it
Speaker 2: during COVID too, because everybody's not like on a green screen.
Speaker 1: They changed a lot.
Speaker 3: I'm sure.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't believe I didn't bring this up.
Speaker 1: Have you seen anything about this War of the World's
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Oh what? There's a War of the
Speaker 1: World's movie right now. Okay, not in theaters. It's on
Speaker 1: Amazon with ice.
Speaker 3: Cube with ice Cube in it.
Speaker 1: And get this, is that why I keep seeing ice
Speaker 1: Cube on my Yeah? Probably, I mean didn't. I just
Speaker 1: didn't read it.
Speaker 3: I didn't read I just saw unless unless he finally melted.
Speaker 1: And that's like in the news melted ice Cube melted.
Speaker 2: The So there's a War of the World's movie that
Speaker 2: I guess was made in twenty twenty that that Amazon's
Speaker 2: just been sitting on. Oh and so they were just like,
Speaker 2: you know what, We're gonna release it now twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2: The world needs to see War of the World. Dewey
Speaker 2: ice Cube.
Speaker 1: War of the worlds.
Speaker 2: I want I want, I want you to I want
Speaker 2: you to just guess what the what the format of
Speaker 2: this movie is. Oh so it's not like I want
Speaker 2: you to guess what this movie is.
Speaker 4: I can't even begin to because my brain was like, well,
Speaker 4: they're just doing another remake of War of the World's
Speaker 4: big fucking vit.
Speaker 2: Yeah you think it's like, you know, like an adventure
Speaker 2: with like aliens and yeah, the Watchtower fucking Yeah.
Speaker 3: So it's all all and it takes place on zoom,
Speaker 3: like through webcams.
Speaker 1: Oh, but that's usually Zoom is like stationary. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so you're seeing yes, videos of the Yeah, the whole.
Speaker 2: Movie is literally ice Cubes sitting in front of his
Speaker 2: computer and then like some people skype him and then
Speaker 2: they go like, hey, a War of the World is happening,
Speaker 2: and then he goes no way, and then he and
Speaker 2: then it cuts to his monitor basically and then it
Speaker 2: shows like it shows him googling War of World's happening,
Speaker 2: and then it's just videos of War the World's happening.
Speaker 2: But it's like through the lens of like YouTube links
Speaker 2: or something. So they essentially they were kind of like,
Speaker 2: what if we did.
Speaker 1: War of the World's and clover Field but worse something
Speaker 1: like that. Yeah. I mean it's not even like it's
Speaker 1: so like some film and you never ever see it
Speaker 1: or whatever.
Speaker 2: Colorfield is like a found footage movie, which is like,
Speaker 2: there's some elements of that, but I give the idea
Speaker 2: that it's literally just them in front of a fucking
Speaker 2: webcam the entire time is so stupid.
Speaker 1: And for it to be War of the World it's
Speaker 1: such a like why like, what like leave War of
Speaker 1: the Worlds alone?
Speaker 3: I Yeah, first of all, even when Tom Cruise did
Speaker 3: a version, no one cared.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw a bunch of times, but I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't think it hold.
Speaker 4: I didn't like it because of the kid element of it.
Speaker 4: And one thing that I liked about Scary Movie because
Speaker 4: they they lampooned in the fourth one. One thing that
Speaker 4: they that they emphasize because of how much I a
Speaker 4: lot of times kids can ruin a fucking film, especially
Speaker 4: Oh you Suck Dad, So they like really leaned into
Speaker 4: it in that Scary Movie. You know, even though that
Speaker 4: one wasn't very good because apparently that was the one
Speaker 4: that wasn't written by any waynes Bros.
Speaker 1: The fourth one. Yeah, but like the kids, like.
Speaker 4: The little girl kept getting hurt, like she kept getting
Speaker 4: fucked up, and then the older son like fucking despised
Speaker 4: him in a way that it was really it really
Speaker 4: made me feel good because I didn't like World of
Speaker 4: Awards with I just hate that aspect where it's.
Speaker 1: Like you're a deadbeat dad and then I'm like, shut
Speaker 1: the fuck up, kid, get out of here. I'm not
Speaker 1: I don't need like I'm there's a war of the world,
Speaker 1: like I don't, I don't need. Yeah, like kind of
Speaker 1: actually the world's happening, like the world.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's broke.
Speaker 4: It's like if like any any nagging kid in something. Yeah,
Speaker 4: So it's it's that, it's that.
Speaker 2: But I was so happy in a quiet place when
Speaker 2: that fucking look got dragged away by a demogorgan because.
Speaker 6: He was being stupid. He was being stupid Batterson. It
Speaker 6: didn't know, come on, should know, you should know, you
Speaker 6: should know, you should know this child. I wouldn't have
Speaker 6: made that mistake.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wouldn't have made it long enough to make
Speaker 1: them as say, you'd have died, would made a Quiet Place,
Speaker 1: which one was Kinski.
Speaker 3: John Krasinski was in it. I don't remember who wrote it.
Speaker 3: Was he wrote it direct maybe not directed.
Speaker 1: I know he wrote it though, Yeah, that might have
Speaker 1: directed it and not wrote it. One of them.
Speaker 3: It's what Yeah, Okay, I see what you're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I don't know anyway.
Speaker 1: I want to bring that up because it's it's got
Speaker 1: a It debuted with a zero on Rotten Tomatoes, which
Speaker 1: I didn't think was possible. That's everybody just working together.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's like there was.
Speaker 2: There has to be nothing about it that's even remotely
Speaker 2: like even because there are some movies that flop and
Speaker 2: there's like, yeah the concept is interesting or like the
Speaker 2: execution could have been cool.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this is just like nobody cares, Like we.
Speaker 1: Have War of the World.
Speaker 3: Why are you making it a Skype movie?
Speaker 1: Die, I definitely have ice Cube in it.
Speaker 3: You made me because because of how bad it sounds,
Speaker 3: I do want to check it out.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of curious about it too. I believe that
Speaker 2: it's bad, Like I hate those movies like Unfriended was
Speaker 2: another one where it was like a horror movie about
Speaker 2: like and it all took place.
Speaker 3: It was all it was all like that.
Speaker 2: It was like the whole perspective of the movie was
Speaker 2: like a computer screen and like it would just turn
Speaker 2: on cameras. Sometimes it'd be it would be phone calls
Speaker 2: or like, you know, I feel it's very it's a
Speaker 2: pandemic fucking movie that I feel like I saw that.
Speaker 1: Or or I watched somebody describe it and I feel like.
Speaker 3: You might have watched like a YMS or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it actually might have been that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because that's how I saw it. It literally might
Speaker 3: have been that. Actually that was my experience with Unfriended,
Speaker 3: because I was like, I'm not watching this. Imagine anyway.
Speaker 3: We didn't even get to the sky squash on movies.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what was we got?
Speaker 2: We got off on a fucking tangent like like nobody's business.
Speaker 2: So he talked about, Yeah it was Uh. Didn't have
Speaker 2: access to shows my generation. Uh so mainly random nie
Speaker 2: shows that no one relates to, like The Three Stooges
Speaker 2: or my favorite, The Mask animated series. I was born
Speaker 2: in two thousand and six. For context, crazy Jesus Christy.
Speaker 1: So this motherfucker is like nineteen or something. Watching The
Speaker 1: Mask Is that true? Yeah, yeah, I guess what the
Speaker 1: god damn it moments got scared? What scared me?
Speaker 3: You got scared by your phone, which scared him, and
Speaker 3: that scared me.
Speaker 1: Nothing makes scaring dude crazy? You just chain lightning. I
Speaker 1: hate nothing more than that someone getting scared, and I
Speaker 1: get scared because they get scared.
Speaker 2: That's like when somebody vomiting makes you throw up. You're like,
Speaker 2: oh no, like it's like, damn it, I wasn't even sick. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like you just did this ruin to your me sick.
Speaker 2: You raked me with sick anyway. He's so my question is,
Speaker 2: what are some shows or movies that you have no
Speaker 2: business knowing?
Speaker 4: Matched Bonanza? That same imagine Bonanza Bonanza? I so hass
Speaker 4: the fat retarded son?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 4: I thought for about three seconds about buying his hat
Speaker 4: for twelve hundred dollars three like about three seconds because
Speaker 4: I just I was like, and then I was.
Speaker 1: Like, also for some episode of Duke's Bazard, I don't
Speaker 1: know what was the Confederate flag on that car? Generally
Speaker 1: that's what it was. Yeah, the fuck is this flag?
Speaker 1: I see? That's why when I saw that when I
Speaker 1: was in school, I was like why did this flag
Speaker 1: bring up sort of familiar.
Speaker 4: Feelings to me that I have no business dumb racist
Speaker 4: boys or added again like like like they do some
Speaker 4: rampy thing and then it like does the freeze frame.
Speaker 4: I know they spending a lot of like pop culture references.
Speaker 1: I feel like that. I feel like kyle X why
Speaker 1: something I shouldn't? What the hell's that? I know?
Speaker 3: I've heard that it's like a show.
Speaker 1: About a It's like a young adult kind of show
Speaker 1: with like a kid who was like a cloned or something.
Speaker 3: He's like born a clone or he's more than a
Speaker 3: belly button or something, so he's not.
Speaker 1: Really remember the not belly button, And that was the
Speaker 1: whole crux of the show. Like that was the pitch
Speaker 1: of the show. I'm convinced, but I'm convinced.
Speaker 3: They were like a kid has no belly button and
Speaker 3: then ABC Family was like, yes, we.
Speaker 1: Have to have this idea.
Speaker 3: What's another show that I watched.
Speaker 1: There's three seasons of Kylex Why I know you just
Speaker 1: have a belly butt? Because he wasn't incubated. He looks stupid,
Speaker 1: like he's like like why does he look like that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, he looks way weirder than I remember.
Speaker 1: Like he looks that's just what he looks, like, what
Speaker 1: the hell's going on?
Speaker 2: I remember him looking Actually, the more I'm seeing it,
Speaker 2: the more I'm remembering, Like in my mind's eye, am remembering.
Speaker 1: Like that gets evil and like, okay, last episode, last scenes,
Speaker 1: he looks evil. Now you see that on the right.
Speaker 2: He's been through a lot. Man, he got a belly button, implanted,
Speaker 2: you gotta give you a.
Speaker 3: Why we got to give you one.
Speaker 1: I don't like how he looks, Dude, that's crazy, Like
Speaker 1: he's just a white guy. Dude, Well, I think they
Speaker 1: just did. Like I think he's trying too hard to
Speaker 1: be like I'm different and I know what you mean.
Speaker 1: I'm not just a white leading man.
Speaker 3: I am also on TV. I don't know, Yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't know anything about it.
Speaker 2: I just I just remember that he had no belly button,
Speaker 2: and that was like a big topic of conversation. There
Speaker 2: were posters of him like pulling a shirt up and
Speaker 2: there was no belly button, and that was like it's
Speaker 2: supposed to get you hooked.
Speaker 1: Whoa iber being like why is this? So?
Speaker 2: I remember just switching to it every now and again
Speaker 2: because I would see you know on the info would
Speaker 2: you'd see something sounds like I want to what Kyle likes?
Speaker 1: Why is up to?
Speaker 3: And it was never anything interesting.
Speaker 1: I remember, like Veronica Kamar's No Motions.
Speaker 3: Dark Angel.
Speaker 1: Dark Angel is another one which I was introduced.
Speaker 3: My boy I was introduced for that show.
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I've been following that guy's career for
Speaker 1: way too long.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I was introduced to that show Dark Angel by
Speaker 2: the Xbox game. There was no Xbox, right, Yeah, my
Speaker 2: aunt had it.
Speaker 1: We had that. She watched the show.
Speaker 2: She was kind of a game she she kind of
Speaker 2: played video games and not really like she wasn't into it,
Speaker 2: but like she just kind of did sometimes. She had
Speaker 2: an Xbox at the time, which was kind of crazy
Speaker 2: because it's like a new machine. But yeah, she had
Speaker 2: like all these weird she had Hunted, the Reckoning and
Speaker 2: Dark Angel. It's like, these are really strange combination of games.
Speaker 1: You're You're, You're was. It was one of those you know,
Speaker 1: she's on the cop, dude, she's one of the She's
Speaker 1: a crystal girly not even she probably was. You probably
Speaker 1: didn't know that phase of her. She probably was exiting
Speaker 1: that phase. She's also clearly black, but that doesn't mean
Speaker 1: she's not a crystal girl. No, no, no, I'm saying
Speaker 1: like it was always one of the members, like oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: you're clearly black, all right. Everybody has those where it's
Speaker 1: like she's a different race. Oh, she's clearly got there,
Speaker 1: she's clearly like, oh, she clearly has like African like
Speaker 1: you're you're you're you are black to yeah, clearly clear
Speaker 1: Everyone has those where it's like you did like the
Speaker 1: picture of the family reunion and it's like you're a
Speaker 1: different race. The first time I saw now by No
Speaker 1: guy was in hot topic, oh screaming run away. It
Speaker 1: made me feel like that's why it's like an that's
Speaker 1: like negative. Yeah. It kind of made me feel like, well,
Speaker 1: you kind of belong here, don't you. Yeah, you are weird.
Speaker 1: You're in, You're in, You're in the weird alternative stuff.
Speaker 4: You don't really you're not accepted in anywhere, not necessarily,
Speaker 4: you know, at least in my eyes, because I don't accept.
Speaker 3: You touch me, but I would like I would talk
Speaker 3: to I wouldn't want touch. If they touch you, it
Speaker 3: like spreads to you.
Speaker 1: Immediately stop it. Someone get him away from.
Speaker 3: Me quick, oh, man, and you become white.
Speaker 1: You become the white person, the white you in the AI.
Speaker 4: Yeah, i'd be So it's been like making a bunch
Speaker 4: of versions, but I'm like, I can't support this, Like
Speaker 4: the there was like I think there was like a
Speaker 4: horse one or something, or it was just just dumb
Speaker 4: variants that I'm like, I'm not cherring anymore.
Speaker 3: Move on. Uh so, let's see Ozzy Oz died.
Speaker 1: That's so stupid.
Speaker 6: I am dead.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking den I'm really dad. Yo, I am yo yo.
Speaker 1: I am dead.
Speaker 3: Anyway, he says. He says, uh, I am.
Speaker 1: Dead, not even dead man, I am man. Stupid dead lads.
Speaker 1: Your slander of Little Caesars reminded me of one one
Speaker 1: of the strangest traditions I've had growing up.
Speaker 3: I used to play poker with my cousins.
Speaker 1: Weird.
Speaker 3: I think I've only played poker with cousins. I think
Speaker 3: the last time I played.
Speaker 2: The first time I played poker without my cousins was
Speaker 2: in Vegas for our friend's bachelor party. Hey, poker, I
Speaker 2: used to be I used to be very good at it, and.
Speaker 1: Then I just I lost it. Anyway, he says.
Speaker 2: We'd plan to start right after a little Caesars would close,
Speaker 2: then go hang out in the parking lot. Once they closed,
Speaker 2: they'd bring their extra pizzas to the dumpster and set
Speaker 2: them in there. We'd then wait for them to leave
Speaker 2: and grab them all, then have dumpster pizza raccoon as
Speaker 2: our meal during our lizen.
Speaker 1: He's literally me and my raccoon friends would wait further
Speaker 1: to set the pizza the dust. You would drive over
Speaker 1: our raccoon. This is adorable, little raccoon.
Speaker 2: It's just it's just like a saturn or something. It's
Speaker 2: not even like a particularly done up vehicle.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's not. It's nothing that really, it's distinct
Speaker 1: that it's for raccoon. Yeah, they just call it they
Speaker 1: they of course they would. Yeah, it's kind of like
Speaker 1: how people call like their apartment like home base or whatever. Yeah.
Speaker 3: So we had Alpha House in Beta House.
Speaker 1: You remember that. Yeah, it was dumb.
Speaker 2: So anyway, so he said, yeah, dumpster pizza was our
Speaker 2: meal during our poker tournaments. What are the weirdest things
Speaker 2: that you never thought about at the time but would
Speaker 2: probably revolt most people?
Speaker 3: Got Listen. I gotta be honest with you.
Speaker 2: It is crazy to me that it didn't occur to
Speaker 2: you at the time that that was crazy, or then
Speaker 2: that was like a at the very least, if not crazy,
Speaker 2: something that is not normal behavior.
Speaker 1: Sorry, did it ever occur to you that that little
Speaker 1: Caesars belonged in the dumpster? Yeah? Like why would you eat?
Speaker 2: I look to be fair, I do get it on
Speaker 2: some level, like the the willingness to throw away at
Speaker 2: the end of the day, perfectly good food is infuriating,
Speaker 2: and there is like if I, if I cared enough,
Speaker 2: I probably.
Speaker 1: Would have done stuff, threw weigh so much food every night.
Speaker 1: It was on.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that radicalized me. I think that that was
Speaker 3: the thing that radicalized me.
Speaker 1: I think a couple of true The first true thing
Speaker 1: that radicalized me was like, oh, food scarcity isn't real
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 4: That's kind of crazy. It's pretty gross. I knew a
Speaker 4: guy that worked there. It was like a friend of
Speaker 4: a friend and he would bring over after a ship
Speaker 4: just bags of just food. I would get the fucking
Speaker 4: croissants and.
Speaker 1: It was just it was just it's annoy it's insane.
Speaker 1: It is actually like why like seeing that happen and
Speaker 1: being like dude, and like you can't we can't even
Speaker 1: take it as workers exactly.
Speaker 3: We can't even take it.
Speaker 1: Why because bullshit, Because because the company's more afraid of
Speaker 1: somebody taking the food, getting sick from it and ensuing them,
Speaker 1: then you know, feeding people that need food.
Speaker 4: The thing that annoys me is that there's some states
Speaker 4: I think that had these to make it to bypass
Speaker 4: the liability. It's like, okay, y'all can do this, but
Speaker 4: know that these companies cannot be liable.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, that's literally how it should be. That's
Speaker 1: literally all it would take. Yeah, white literally, that's why.
Speaker 1: Why is it not like that everywhere?
Speaker 4: Because yeah, it's listen, it was just little Caesars I
Speaker 4: was talking about that belongs to the dumpster.
Speaker 1: Fair yeah, everything else because even if it was that's
Speaker 1: cold too.
Speaker 3: It's a cold little Caesars in a dumpster. Everything about
Speaker 3: the dude, you can't even reheat no Caesars, like blow
Speaker 3: up your house. All the traces of tinfoil and the
Speaker 3: micro like, why does my pizza like.
Speaker 1: A fucking plasma globe? And in bam, your house is
Speaker 1: fucking I get it.
Speaker 4: Sometimes people are like, oh, free food, Yeah, I guess
Speaker 4: I don't when I when I got older, I started
Speaker 4: being like, what, no, I'll pay a little bit. That's
Speaker 4: what we did for beer. We used to buy cheap beer,
Speaker 4: and then we have jobs. Where are we buying cheap beer?
Speaker 4: This is stupid, you know?
Speaker 1: And then we started buying better beer. The creature that
Speaker 1: would be inside of that's like you imagine you go
Speaker 1: in the open and someone's throaty in there feeding on it,
Speaker 1: and like whatever that creature is, it's terrifying. Person that's
Speaker 1: feeding on Little Jesus in a trash can you probably
Speaker 1: you probably shouldn't see You probably should see something. What's
Speaker 1: the food that you're that you're most likely, like from
Speaker 1: a restaurant or like from a place like that that
Speaker 1: you are most likely to be okay with, Like yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll I'll take it at the end of the day
Speaker 1: out of the garbage curry chicken, Like if there's some
Speaker 1: fucking good ass curry and like rice and fucking mix.
Speaker 3: Like chicken would scare me.
Speaker 2: I feel like I feel like a real meal would
Speaker 2: for some beef pies, I'm thinking more like donuts or something,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, I would feel more comfortable,
Speaker 2: like if they if they had like a bag of
Speaker 2: donuts and I threw it in the track get.
Speaker 1: Really bad at the end of the day. Man, if
Speaker 1: those that have been sitting.
Speaker 4: Bad, man, if you you know, they're supposed to be
Speaker 4: making them throughout the day though, if it's if it's
Speaker 4: a real donut.
Speaker 1: Shot, that's true. But if it's like if it's like
Speaker 1: a batch at the end of the day, it's like maybe,
Speaker 1: like I just from what I've known every donut shop
Speaker 1: I work that by the end of the day, donuts
Speaker 1: are fucking terrible. Like there's there's such a huge decline
Speaker 1: from what they were. I mean they decline even they
Speaker 1: decline even when they're showing in a fucking you know,
Speaker 1: in the box and they come in you like that's
Speaker 1: why like chrispy Kreme they make them when you order it.
Speaker 1: Bothers me how many they sell it once?
Speaker 2: Like have a supermarket, like because sometimes I want donuts
Speaker 2: and I'm just like I just want like maybe.
Speaker 1: Like do you want a donut? Maybe?
Speaker 2: Or even just like if I want a few for
Speaker 2: like I want like maybe like three, you know, for
Speaker 2: like the threes. No, they sell like sixes and then
Speaker 2: like twelves and then you're just like this is gonna
Speaker 2: go bad and like two days.
Speaker 4: It's rare when you see those boxes, they'll be a
Speaker 4: little small ones there, right, Yeah, it's rare.
Speaker 1: You'll rarely see them, you'll buy them. That's why I
Speaker 1: have genuinely never in my life seen them. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I always like to the party. I guess I've seen
Speaker 1: them at a Ralphs, but I don't know which one.
Speaker 1: I don't recently and I was like, this shit is
Speaker 1: so sugary, but so fucking.
Speaker 3: I love a glazes donut. So a simple glaze donut, elem.
Speaker 3: I like a blaze donut might be like chocolate and glaze.
Speaker 1: Bro I'm actually I'm on that.
Speaker 3: I don't hate that either.
Speaker 1: The strawberry glazes too. I like donuts in general. They're
Speaker 1: I'm more of a cheese, pastry, cheese, Danish kind of guy.
Speaker 1: Probably a blueberry of.
Speaker 2: The pastries that I've had. I think a glazed donut
Speaker 2: is probably like in my tops, very very good, so simple.
Speaker 4: Also sometimes just a simple powdered sugar doughnut. I don't
Speaker 4: know what it is about the chemistry of sugar once
Speaker 4: you grind it up in a powder that makes it
Speaker 4: totally delicious.
Speaker 1: Old fashioned dot is good sometimes to coffee, like it's
Speaker 1: the cake just just without anything on it. I don't
Speaker 1: really do that. I don't even like coffee, but it
Speaker 1: was I don't know what you mean. I kind of
Speaker 1: liked the pretty good, but I like them in the
Speaker 1: same way that I like cheeriosm you know what I
Speaker 1: mean to me, it's I'll get the I love the
Speaker 1: contrast of Lucky charms. I love it too. The sweet dude.
Speaker 3: I ironically really like the bland things in Lucky.
Speaker 1: It works lightly of sugar on it. It's probably so
Speaker 1: much like default erios are bland. Yeah, and I do
Speaker 1: like those too. I like rice a lot, and rice
Speaker 1: it's probably the this fucking it is.
Speaker 3: I mean, I wonder because like, what kind of rice
Speaker 3: do you get? What's your favorite?
Speaker 1: Brown? Rice? Mostly now mostly brown, just to be like
Speaker 1: fucking slightly slightly bit better about eating.
Speaker 4: But I prefer just some nice like what kind of
Speaker 4: like because like say, I used to be a jasmine
Speaker 4: rice guys good, but then Jojo would get Boss Madi
Speaker 4: and it fucked me up.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is way better than jasmine. Anybody
Speaker 1: tell me.
Speaker 3: He's good as well too.
Speaker 1: It smells amazing when it's cooked. I didn't even know
Speaker 1: that because I never got it. I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: what's the that they give you at Zanku? That's probably
Speaker 1: buz many rice. That that's good.
Speaker 3: I love stuff.
Speaker 1: It smells so good. I don't know what rice I
Speaker 1: don't like.
Speaker 4: I was like, I didn't even know, because usually my
Speaker 4: mom would get like just a regular long grain, very plain,
Speaker 4: nothing to it's kind of what I get. Yeah, but
Speaker 4: then Jasmine, I like Jazzmine's consistency a little bit better.
Speaker 4: And then but I can't do anything about bos Mady.
Speaker 4: Now it's crazy like eight Indians and like that.
Speaker 1: Well, no, I don't whatever rice makes sticky rice got however,
Speaker 1: whatever kind of rice, whatever that is that rice grain is,
Speaker 1: I would eat that all day.
Speaker 4: I would stick that ship awesome will come yum, just
Speaker 4: somebody busting on your rice before you know it sticks together.
Speaker 2: Did you see that video, by the way, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: So the most cringe video I've seen in my entire
Speaker 2: fucking life. Probably there's a I think you saw it
Speaker 2: it was did you see it in the Tesla? So
Speaker 2: there's a guy in a tesla. Yeah, there's a guy
Speaker 2: in a tesla and he's using uh grack ai and
Speaker 2: he's like, he's basically he's like, all right, let's try
Speaker 2: out grock AI and he's just basically like, you haven't
Speaker 2: seen this not at all.
Speaker 3: I'm curious on it's it's h I wish he did.
Speaker 3: It is one of the roughest.
Speaker 1: To be fair, I didn't finish the video because.
Speaker 3: It's it's hard. It's hard.
Speaker 1: One of the main reasons why, Yes, one of the
Speaker 1: main reasons why I didn't finish it is because it's uh.
Speaker 1: Ethan Ralph did something very similar.
Speaker 4: Actually basically the exact same thing. So as soon as
Speaker 4: I saw this setup, I was like I immediately I
Speaker 4: was like, this is so gay.
Speaker 3: No, I'm done.
Speaker 1: So are you are you ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna apologize to the audience here because this
Speaker 2: is I'm not even exaggerating. This really hurt me, like
Speaker 2: it like I haven't cringed to a point where So
Speaker 2: let's let's so, this is a guy in his Tesla
Speaker 2: testing out GROCKI in the tesla.
Speaker 1: So cool, let's test so cool rocket. Good morning, bitch,
Speaker 1: good fucking morning to you too. You just crave bastard.
Speaker 1: What's the vibe today? I want to talk about jacking
Speaker 1: off in Tesla or shoving something wild up your ass
Speaker 1: to kickstart this glorious Linthicum Hight sunrise. I'm ready to
Speaker 1: get nasty and start a goddamn riot. So hit me
Speaker 1: with your most unhinged bullshit fucke riot. Hell yeah, some motherfucker,
Speaker 1: let's burn it all down. I can't.
Speaker 3: I can't go anymore. I can't go anymore.
Speaker 1: I the hearing the fuck yeah riot thing kind of
Speaker 1: it made like I was like my soul wanted so
Speaker 1: I can actually see how it is.
Speaker 2: It's yes, well the whole it's just so clearly Elon's
Speaker 2: personality of just like I think cursing is funny, yes,
Speaker 2: and yeah, man, it's just so like I'm so we're
Speaker 2: so counterculture and it's like yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: Ryan, Like how old are your face? Is crazy?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you depraved bastard.
Speaker 2: You think there's a point where like it calls him
Speaker 2: a filthy genius or something, and I'm just like, what,
Speaker 2: that's not even like a I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, man, It's it's these insult Tesla people. Man.
Speaker 3: It's the it is.
Speaker 2: I'm not even exaggerating it is. It is the most
Speaker 2: i've cringed at something and felt it in many, many,
Speaker 2: many many years. Yeah, I was that there are people
Speaker 2: like that at all.
Speaker 4: Ethan Ralph was consulted. Basically, groc has become his co host.
Speaker 4: That's it's bad and at one point he was just
Speaker 4: having rock whisper like sexy stuff.
Speaker 2: Imagine being so unlikable that you can only turn to
Speaker 2: a manufactured person for real, into.
Speaker 1: A sty for real. That's exactly what is Did they do?
Speaker 1: Didn't he open like a Tesla diner or something like that?
Speaker 1: I had? Yeah, I think I heard something like you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think, oh, it's it's in West Hollywood, one of
Speaker 1: the hose, one of the hose.
Speaker 3: I'm curious about that. I wonder what they would even sell.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I saw a twelve dollar bacon. I saw a
Speaker 1: twelve dollars strip of bacon.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I was like, what the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: Sounds like a steal let me. I can find it
Speaker 1: because I remember seeing that going around. I'm like, what
Speaker 1: the fuck is this? You're targe.
Speaker 2: I would lose, you know, I lost my ship in
Speaker 2: Vegas for our friend's Batchfoot party because I was like
Speaker 2: drunk and I wanted pizza and the fucking slice was
Speaker 2: like ten bucks, and that to me was egregious.
Speaker 3: Yes, and I was like loud about it, and I
Speaker 3: always got beat up.
Speaker 2: Twelve dollars for a strip of bacons, okay, send me
Speaker 2: an assassinating To be fair, it looks like it's like five.
Speaker 1: Pieces, so oh, I'm sorry, four oh four.
Speaker 4: Strips of maple glaze black pepper bacon, served with choice
Speaker 4: of dip. And that's twelve dollars for slices of bacon.
Speaker 4: I'm like, no, thea the burger is twelve dollars and
Speaker 4: it has slices of bacon on it.
Speaker 1: Something about something about the four feels egregious to me.
Speaker 1: It's fucking me.
Speaker 2: Like if you did five, I would still find it annoying,
Speaker 2: but like five at least feels like a well rounded
Speaker 2: kind of like all right, a piece.
Speaker 1: I don't know, a piece of bacon isn't worth three dollars.
Speaker 3: No, I don't agree. Yeah, I don't think so either.
Speaker 3: It's gotta be.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, like two dollars.
Speaker 3: The Tesla Diner, Yeah, you go and get water. I
Speaker 3: had a couple of water, Please.
Speaker 1: Get it.
Speaker 3: Just try and completely.
Speaker 2: I mean, what really would be the is the Tesla
Speaker 2: Dynal dining and dashing out of Tesla Dining would be
Speaker 2: pretty good because I'm never going back.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 4: I felt like, or was I yesterday because I was
Speaker 4: saying like, it would be so easy to do that
Speaker 4: somewhere that I was never gonna go again because we
Speaker 4: just got into the area and then we're trying out
Speaker 4: a couple of new places. I think I think it
Speaker 4: might have been that Kauhi place. Actually, I was just
Speaker 4: talking about we just lea but then the food was
Speaker 4: pretty good. I'm like, oh, I'll come back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, fair, all right, let's uh but yeah, I had
Speaker 2: to bring up that because I fucking it hurt me
Speaker 2: and I can't be the only one suffering.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, dude, it isn't it isn't. Uh weho, that's crazy,
Speaker 4: that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah I didn't. I didn't know.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, just as soon as I zoom out,
Speaker 4: just looking at the freeways makes want to vomit.
Speaker 1: Look on that bro. Yeah, that's uh.
Speaker 4: That's kind of a you know, the trade off where
Speaker 4: it's like I'm in a I'm in an area that
Speaker 4: I really like, but getting home it's like, Okay, it's
Speaker 4: two days a week. Yeah, we coming here wasn't bad.
Speaker 4: I'm also going to get that express lane thing take
Speaker 4: the one ten absolutely so that'll.
Speaker 1: Cut me some traffic.
Speaker 3: How did it take you to get get up here?
Speaker 1: Uh so because of that thing? It took me about it.
Speaker 1: It took me an hour, so it norly So basically
Speaker 1: the average will probably be like twenty five minutes. No no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no from Fullerton absolutely not. Isn't that that's
Speaker 1: not further with than Anheim, which would it was a
Speaker 1: little bit before Anaheim. But I think your your memory
Speaker 1: does is.
Speaker 3: It because of the time? Should we go like earlier?
Speaker 1: Well it would if we went like a half hour earlier.
Speaker 1: I think that would help by maybe like ten to
Speaker 1: fifteen minutes. I bet well, well, like we maybe we
Speaker 1: can experiment. Yeah, we'll figure out later certainly not later
Speaker 1: later because later because later it's like I'm talking about
Speaker 1: like afternoon time, like coming here around because come because
Speaker 1: after noon is like because isn't it like are you
Speaker 1: live here?
Speaker 3: Isn't even the worst like going into evening times so much?
Speaker 1: So? I mean, I mean so after six is when
Speaker 1: it starts calming down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so the worst is you know when when the
Speaker 4: the nine to get off, like anything anything past three
Speaker 4: pm is fucked like, so basically me getting home this
Speaker 4: time is gonna suck, dick, but it's I'm getting I'll
Speaker 4: at least be on the tail end of the the
Speaker 4: first shifters that are getting off, like the six to
Speaker 4: three years, I'll be on the tail end of them
Speaker 4: getting off, So won't be as bad as if I like, oh,
Speaker 4: the four thirty. I used to get off at four thirty,
Speaker 4: and that was a fucking nightmare. Driving from uh Glendale
Speaker 4: to Hassiena Heights took fucking forever thirty miles and.
Speaker 1: It took like fucking I know, yeah it takes five years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, anyway, Frank and Tubby wrote in he says, uh,
Speaker 2: what's up, Skinny Fat, Big Fat, and Obi saga when
Speaker 2: you all praising good food, tell us the worst dish
Speaker 2: you ever had? Is it comparable to the chicken that
Speaker 2: Joe or whichever or whichever friend had. I still think
Speaker 2: about that dish sometimes, where like or not the chicken
Speaker 2: that Joe had. But like the time I ordered something.
Speaker 1: I remember that That's what I was thinking about it,
Speaker 1: Like you couldn't know what the fuck it was.
Speaker 2: I did like I walked outside. I guess it must
Speaker 2: have been like two Postmates people arriving at the same time.
Speaker 2: We got our order switched. It looked like mine, It
Speaker 2: looked like it was coming from the place that I
Speaker 2: usually order from. I picked it up, I got it,
Speaker 2: and it was the most offensive thing I've ever smelled
Speaker 2: in my life.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the fuck that shit was, man,
Speaker 3: it was something.
Speaker 1: It was something peculiar.
Speaker 2: I wish I should have recorded it or something, because
Speaker 2: I really I don't.
Speaker 3: I still don't know what it is. But I had
Speaker 3: a little bit. I think I had like a bite
Speaker 3: of it, and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, this is you actually tasted it? Joe Joe
Speaker 2: had Joe had it. I gave it to Joe and
Speaker 2: I think Joe just hate it.
Speaker 1: You just finished.
Speaker 3: But I was curious that it was.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is insane.
Speaker 3: That shi It was terrible. I think we had to
Speaker 3: like that was like in the walls of the apartment
Speaker 3: for weeks.
Speaker 1: Wow, what is the worst I ever had in my
Speaker 1: life that I'm like by eight And I was like,
Speaker 1: this is disgusting. Yeah, I don't think you know what.
Speaker 1: I don't like crazy, you know what? I don't like,
Speaker 1: just a bad opinion. I don't like conchas, man, I
Speaker 1: don't know what I don't like.
Speaker 3: Are like they're like how do you spell that?
Speaker 1: Uh ceo and c h a. So conchas are like pastries.
Speaker 1: They are like the Mexican brass sweet bread. Oh now
Speaker 1: we make those. Puerto Ricans make these as well. They
Speaker 1: taste so much better the Caribbean ones. The Mexican ones.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know if I've ever had
Speaker 1: one of these. I don't know what the fuck are
Speaker 1: the Mexican ones. They are so bad. I think it's
Speaker 1: that I think it's the same bread as tortas for
Speaker 1: the most part. Maybe no, no, I can't be because
Speaker 1: torta bread is not sweet.
Speaker 3: No, it's it's similar to balo maybe band.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's so gross. I hate Thortha's. Yeah, I like Ththa's.
Speaker 1: I don't like.
Speaker 3: I don't like freaking Oh my god, I want so
Speaker 3: bad the.
Speaker 1: I was talking about that we had. We had those
Speaker 1: middle middle school. They're called taco pockets, but they're like.
Speaker 3: Great, dude, there was a place there was a that's
Speaker 3: just not what they are.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The building that we used to live in used to
Speaker 2: have a food truck that came by every Tuesday, and
Speaker 2: it was like really like it was super convenient. I
Speaker 2: really missed that, actually I do, but yeah, because it
Speaker 2: was always something different.
Speaker 3: It was never like the same that.
Speaker 1: Soul food when they had that time was great good.
Speaker 2: They had a chicken and waffles truck that was surprisingly good.
Speaker 2: And then they had an e banaa truck there once,
Speaker 2: and it was just like I was losing my ship
Speaker 2: at that because they had like the the the pivento
Speaker 2: olives in it. They had like the fucking exactly how
Speaker 2: I would make it like the ground beef, just like oh,
Speaker 2: and then I never saw them again.
Speaker 3: I should take a picture of it, just remember like
Speaker 3: what the truck was.
Speaker 1: So I didn't think. I just assumed they would be
Speaker 1: back when they died.
Speaker 3: They probably did over COVID.
Speaker 1: They probably fucking to the point they couldn't well I
Speaker 1: was doing during COVID, that's true. I remember the name
Speaker 1: of that fucking place that the fucking brought the soul balls.
Speaker 1: So I always took a picture of the trucks for
Speaker 1: that very reason. Yeah, smart, You're smart. That's why I
Speaker 1: didn't do this because they they're like, oh, well it's gone.
Speaker 3: Oh I know what the worst.
Speaker 2: I didn't have it because I had like a spider
Speaker 2: sense telling me I shouldn't have it. But like for
Speaker 2: one of the last stand the Sacred shows, I think
Speaker 2: it was in Houston or Dallas, I can't remember. We
Speaker 2: were in one of the I think Houston, but like
Speaker 2: we went out after the show and there was there
Speaker 2: was a food truck.
Speaker 1: That was making pizza.
Speaker 3: We're like, oh, what the fuck is this? This is crazy?
Speaker 2: And I think I had like some slogan that made
Speaker 2: me want to try because I was just like, that
Speaker 2: looks so weird. And Dustin got one and I got one.
Speaker 2: And I'm not even exaggerating to you. It was gray,
Speaker 2: Like the cheese was gray.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how cheese grays.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, like how through age, I don't know. Like
Speaker 2: it looked like it was gray scaling, like it looked
Speaker 2: like it was like in the past. As I was
Speaker 2: looking at it, it was it was truly crazy and
Speaker 2: I was like, I I'm not gonna eat this. I
Speaker 2: think Dustin had it, but like you didn't like it?
Speaker 1: I would, that's crazy? Why would you? Whyould you eat it? Were.
Speaker 2: I mean, we were drunk and kind of we're not drunk,
Speaker 2: but like, you know, we were. We were we were
Speaker 2: having some drinks and we were just hungry. We needed
Speaker 2: food and Houston isn't exactly a thriving Yeah, it's not
Speaker 2: New York. I'm not gonna be able to get sushi
Speaker 2: like midnight, you know. So we had the pizza truck
Speaker 2: and that was it. And the way he handed it
Speaker 2: to us was crazy. I remember too, because he was
Speaker 2: just like, like so ungrateful for the fact that we
Speaker 2: were business.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I don't really have a great example of
Speaker 4: something truly disgusting, at least I think I would remember.
Speaker 4: I was a little bit repulsed by I was hanging
Speaker 4: out with this girl and she oh we went to
Speaker 4: and an Anaheim. Yeah, and uh yeah, I guess for
Speaker 4: people that don't know what Roscoes is.
Speaker 1: Well, there's another roscos Oh wow, Roscoe's flower I purium. Oh, well,
Speaker 1: ignore him, get to you. Yeah, and they're eating there. Unfortunately,
Speaker 1: Roscoe's insurance. I've ever gotten in churns from there. Unfortunately.
Speaker 1: Where was I I went? I went there Roscoe's Urgent Care. Guys.
Speaker 1: Please you know, so you know Asians eat everything right,
Speaker 1: what you know? You know, they they're not anything like us.
Speaker 2: I see like a live octopus yea, as it's crying
Speaker 2: and like writing a sign that says police do please
Speaker 2: help me. This is so cool, I think, and I feel,
Speaker 2: and I'm thinking about this right now as you're doing
Speaker 2: it to me.
Speaker 1: They read it and they just squeeze harder.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then types out it writes out, now do
Speaker 3: you fucking Octopus City?
Speaker 2: There's like a settlement of OCTOPI oh yeah, Like I
Speaker 2: think I'm not even joking, Like it was like off
Speaker 2: the coast of like I think Octo City?
Speaker 1: What Octo City? You know? What's crazy is that?
Speaker 2: Like you said that, and I thought you might be
Speaker 2: right because then there were two settlements and one of
Speaker 2: them was like Octopolis and the other one was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, something o Stantonople or something, I don't know, something.
Speaker 1: Like that should have been Octo City. Man. It's like
Speaker 1: you ever hear that R. Kelly song Gotham City? No?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was of course the Batman in Forever song.
Speaker 4: Oh like I forgot Now what's going through my head
Speaker 4: is like the chorus instead of saying Gotham City saying
Speaker 4: Octo City.
Speaker 1: So it's like, uh r Kelly with tentacles Octo City
Speaker 1: or whatever the fuck. So I think that in a
Speaker 1: different universe, it's Octo Kelly.
Speaker 4: And he's pissing on fucking eight fucking fourteen year old OCTOPI.
Speaker 2: If you piss on eight fourteen year olds, the ages
Speaker 2: actually add up to over age of consent.
Speaker 1: So it's fine. Yeah, that's why you got away with that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's why they let him off. That's why the jury
Speaker 1: of his peers let him off.
Speaker 2: Like the facts of the matter are, if you add
Speaker 2: all the if you add all the defender's agents together,
Speaker 2: they're well above.
Speaker 1: Legally, You're like, you are Octo free to go? They
Speaker 1: put yeah, they do an Octy oh man, Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: whatever whatever. I don't even know what I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: Read the names. I'm Octo man.
Speaker 3: Feeling really Octo tired right now.
Speaker 1: Terrible pitch.
Speaker 3: We should try to like.
Speaker 2: Pitch this show to like a fucking we should try
Speaker 2: to like make a pitch bible, like a pitch deck,
Speaker 2: like bring it to Netflix or Something's like I got
Speaker 2: an idea, guy's Octo City and it's there's octopuses in
Speaker 2: a city, and uh, they put Octa in front of
Speaker 2: things and that's the show.
Speaker 1: Great, how much we need a million?
Speaker 3: Well, well I'll settle for one.
Speaker 1: Nine hundred nine hundred million dollars right now. That's it.
Speaker 1: That's all you need.
Speaker 3: That's the only give you maybe like ten grand for
Speaker 3: like the entire season.
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, we did. We just pocket the buddy
Speaker 1: and we do everything. So we just do a home video.
Speaker 2: We don't even use the cameras that like are are
Speaker 2: like supposed to be used for like like we'll just
Speaker 2: use like a JBC cam quarter JV.
Speaker 3: So we're doing like they did.
Speaker 2: The Pilot's always Sonny fucking seven man seventy eight to eighty.
Speaker 1: I two eighty.
Speaker 2: I then interlace statements, Oh my god, all right, we're
Speaker 2: gonna go onto, We're gonna go on to names.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're fucking losing the plot times I watched for eighty.
Speaker 4: I watched a Lebron Slam Dunk compilation for almost twenty
Speaker 4: minutes before I realized I was in four eighty.
Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck am I doing? Because
Speaker 3: I put it in just to save us bandwidth.
Speaker 4: If I was playing something and then I stopped playing
Speaker 4: something and I watched almost the entire thing With that.
Speaker 2: I was like, I remember doing that with porn for
Speaker 2: a while, where I would like I would I would
Speaker 2: make porn like the lowest quality possible. Yeah, added something
Speaker 2: go four P I think technically is the lowest. Well
Speaker 2: I guess one P is the lowest, but like generally
Speaker 2: things are, uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can. I wonder if my does my editing
Speaker 1: sofer have that ability to do that?
Speaker 3: I'm sure yeah, or do I just have to keep
Speaker 3: probably to make something until it turns that fucking quality.
Speaker 3: Do that for one of the shows that would take
Speaker 3: a long time.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is what I'm gonna just appreciate that.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna take one minute, one minute of the beginning
Speaker 4: of the episode, one octo minute, Yeah, one octo minute,
Speaker 4: and then that's eight minutes octo render it like one
Speaker 4: hundred times eight minutes. What I what else gonna look,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna render it like I'll render it thirty times.
Speaker 1: I was gonna get crazy. I'm gonna say a hundred
Speaker 1: times octo thirty octo thirty, which is forty times.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't stop octo bating.
Speaker 1: That's eight masterbate five figures. That's eight masturbate.
Speaker 2: No, it's just masturbating, but with octo in front doctor
Speaker 2: yeah eight yeah, but like that doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: What it doesn't matter. Yeah, it wasn't. Why is it
Speaker 1: Octa because it's we're in Octo city, baby, were in
Speaker 1: eight city city of every bedroom is an eight bedroom,
Speaker 1: so one bedrooms eight bedroom, but two bedrooms of sixteen
Speaker 1: bedrooms in piece Octa Osborne.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Octa oct Octavius whatever, that's the name of the
Speaker 3: Octobar as the octob.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that I'm riding off the rails on
Speaker 1: eight crazy drinks, the rails, crazy, the sheer, forcing that excess.
Speaker 2: God bless America. All Right, we're gonna read the uh,
Speaker 2: we're gonna read the names now. I remember, I don't
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Speaker 1: We just did. Probably should have said this, at the
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Speaker 2: an N word in the middle of it.
Speaker 1: So like it's good, it's good, Derek. Actually, come on, man,
Speaker 1: I thought I said it. Well, No, I said at
Speaker 1: the end. Actually I said at the end. Great, No,
Speaker 1: in the beginning of the episode. Oh wait, maybe that
Speaker 1: was the other extra, Ammo. I don't know. It was
Speaker 1: the latest one. Yeah, the latest one you you said
Speaker 1: at the end of the very beginning. Really yeah, damn, dude,
Speaker 1: check Jack.
Speaker 3: I've been saying it as much.
Speaker 1: I'm proud of myself. I told them back a little bit.
Speaker 3: I can't stop saying the octo in word.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say it before we leave it today. Word
Speaker 1: for that, Derek, I'm gonna say that. Okay, that's cool,
Speaker 1: that's great.
Speaker 3: I'm glad that we're doing this.
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Speaker 3: Awesome. Yeah, for a while at the air pod.
Speaker 1: It falls apart, it falls apart.
Speaker 3: It's just Octo. Hitler's basically air pods and waves like
Speaker 3: for a while, like, oh I do remember that, Yeah, okay, but.
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Speaker 1: Jesus, that is sad.
Speaker 2: My hairline has never been particularly good. And my hair
Speaker 2: has always been kind of thin. But like that's fucking rough.
Speaker 3: That is crazy.
Speaker 1: Usually if you're not really going through it by the
Speaker 1: time you're hit like twenty five, usually chilling.
Speaker 2: I mean the way I've seen my dad, Like my
Speaker 2: dad just has like thin hair, and it's just like
Speaker 2: all right, I guess that's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all there, but it's thin. Yeah. Does your
Speaker 1: mom have a lot of hair hair and isn't Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean it's it's like you got it for your mother.
Speaker 1: If I'm a saken, maybe well her hair is thin too,
Speaker 1: like they're but they both have thin hair.
Speaker 3: They both have like fine hair.
Speaker 1: It's it is what it is.
Speaker 3: But uh, if I started balling at fall fourteen, I
Speaker 3: would have killed myself.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's not I could not be. I couldnot be
Speaker 1: short blind and ball at fifty at fifteen, fucking like Luthras.
Speaker 1: Whereas the dentist there, they were telling me too, it's
Speaker 1: like you ever have brain? Do you ever have braces
Speaker 1: when you're hair? I was like no, specifically, I said,
Speaker 1: I said, I would never do that. Yeah, because I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I simply couldn't afford that.
Speaker 3: You just gotta suffer. You's gotta like no, I simply
Speaker 3: I couldn't suffer.
Speaker 2: I couldn't be short, blind, scrawny, on nerd and have
Speaker 2: braces Like that was like the one saving grace for
Speaker 2: me was that I didn't have braces.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I was like, at a certain moment, might
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Speaker 1: you had all of other things.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm sure that's what I was thinking of when
Speaker 3: I was like eight.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3: It would be like now, I probably wouldn't made that
Speaker 3: guarantee that he would.
Speaker 1: Be get molested every day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's crazy.
Speaker 1: They walk into schools, would be like hey you you
Speaker 1: you hey, hey, bully face, the other teachers behind you,
Speaker 1: and then the principal just pushes you and you fall
Speaker 1: over them.
Speaker 2: Braces looks fucking crazy to me, Like like, I still
Speaker 2: kind of don't really understand.
Speaker 3: Different now to look like when we were younger, because
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 2: Crazy, looked genuinely like it looked like cyberpunk ship looks like.
Speaker 1: I used to.
Speaker 4: There was a moment where I liked braces when I
Speaker 4: was a little kid. I'm like, I like to look
Speaker 4: like all the girls all looks cute. There was like
Speaker 4: these colors on them and ship like this. But then
Speaker 4: I noticed something that people don't take care of their teeth.
Speaker 4: Well that wear braces, and so you would see like
Speaker 4: the food and so people they just don't do it
Speaker 4: because it's in the way.
Speaker 1: They have braces. You gotta brush your teeth, the bitch
Speaker 1: to clean outld imagine also the moment you get hit
Speaker 1: in your mouth you got braces, that ship changes your
Speaker 1: fucking like some bullshit happened. That ship changes because all
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Speaker 1: fell on their faces and then they had to pull
Speaker 1: their lips off of their bracelet.
Speaker 3: Jesus, I can imagine they just believe it. I feel
Speaker 3: like that's I can't do that.
Speaker 4: I had snake bikes, just regular, not even big deal,
Speaker 4: nothing like races. Yeah, I got snake bit by face
Speaker 4: no no, no piercings, so I know, snake bikes.
Speaker 3: Or something like that.
Speaker 1: I had a Prince Albert a few months I fell coward,
Speaker 1: Oh you fell? How did you fall? They just fell out?
Speaker 3: Did you fall down like a stairs on the rail And.
Speaker 1: Then I'm sorry, I'm try that happened.
Speaker 3: It's fine.
Speaker 1: I had the chaplain for a little bit, and they
Speaker 1: really try to go that. I don't even know what
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Speaker 1: a fucking like a jeweled section.
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Speaker 1: It's like, what the fuck Christmas time? I have a
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Speaker 3: It doesn't that colon I've seen personally. I paid.
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Speaker 3: I remember, I genuinely don't know. I said nothing.
Speaker 1: Hmm, that's weird. I wonder, Yeah, probably.
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Speaker 2: she probably aligns herself with, so she took it personally
Speaker 2: like they all.
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Speaker 1: be black? And then you get the card?
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Speaker 2: it's now transferred to you? Is that what's being said?
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Speaker 3: You couldn't.
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Speaker 4: finally reunited and that dude smashed his girl, like he
Speaker 4: just went in her immediately, And I'm like, they're.
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Speaker 1: she's a she's she's going she's all magicaling up and
Speaker 1: everything that and going through constantly. She's constantly fair enough,
Speaker 1: So that's a bad example. But you know Johnny Dep's daughter. Yes,
Speaker 1: I didn't know. I didn't know that was I know,
Speaker 1: I didn't know who the actors was. I didn't know.
Speaker 3: I was like, that's their kid, Like.
Speaker 1: Hey, Johnny Depp's kids tits. It's weird.
Speaker 3: I forgot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it felt a little weird. And I was like,
Speaker 4: you know, if I was a daddy, was like, I
Speaker 4: don't know how I feel about that. Johnny Depp does
Speaker 4: he still do?
Speaker 1: Is fake?
Speaker 4: Like because you know he like fakes that. He's one
Speaker 4: of those people like kind of fakes and accent when
Speaker 4: he talks.
Speaker 3: I don't know he's an American because that's what I
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Speaker 1: To me, he's a pirate.
Speaker 3: He'sn't even really like from anywhere, Like.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't I don't even know.
Speaker 2: Like even when I think about the name from you
Speaker 2: want to think about his name Johnny Depp, like Johnny's
Speaker 2: like whatever, and then Depp is like what name is that?
Speaker 3: Like I've never met a Depp.
Speaker 1: In my life? What is dep I wonder if it's
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Speaker 2: Like depth could be that literally could be Dutch or
Speaker 2: fucking English or like I really.
Speaker 3: Yes, Victorian Johnny vas Depp.
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Speaker 3: Is he a filthy mud blood race muggler?
Speaker 1: He's a muggler, Johnny Depp. So he's everything's.
Speaker 4: English, French, German, Irish, and African American ancestry. Oh, claims
Speaker 4: the name of American ancestry. He's part specifically Cherokee or Creek.
Speaker 1: Uh. Yeah, he's he's just a chemistry. He said nothing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think he was born in a lab because that
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Speaker 2: He's just fucking chewing gum at that point. He's just
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Speaker 1: Find it with depth ancestry. Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 2: Now you're researching. Now you're thinking of I'm gonna keep
Speaker 2: reading the names.
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Speaker 4: Why so, Dirpy, I'm going with German, sure, because it's
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Speaker 1: Whatever the hell this word is, Huguenot. You know what
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Speaker 3: What the fuck is that?
Speaker 1: There's also I don't know if I'm saying that Juggernaut origin.
Speaker 2: I don't even understand that looks like a fucking that's
Speaker 2: like a mass effect race.
Speaker 3: Hugenot.
Speaker 1: That sounds like something.
Speaker 4: They're also they that that's your name roots and French Huguenots.
Speaker 4: So I don't know how you would actually say that.
Speaker 4: Immigration to America specifically a man named who settled in
Speaker 4: Virginia around seventy hundred, So it could be derived from French,
Speaker 4: they're saying, but English within German. So I'm gonna go
Speaker 4: with German and put this Tibet. Yeah, yeah, he's a Nazi.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, you godn't know.
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Speaker 1: like what copper or some shit? What are they getting
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Speaker 3: No, what about that guy sweetened the deal if he
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Speaker 4: we can't do it.
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Speaker 2: you could be macro Hard Obama when he met Michelle
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Speaker 1: I don't know who that is. Regina Jones. Regina Regina Regina.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, whoever, Gina Jones, we all endorse her.
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Speaker 3: Who is that Regina Jones? Are you serious? Is she
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Speaker 2: It's easy got Certain lines are just inexplicably linked to
Speaker 2: certain deliveries.
Speaker 1: Now like now, what a.
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Speaker 1: It's over? What a shame?
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Speaker 2: But you pronounced the first letter G.
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Speaker 2: It sounds so much more volatile. I'm not saying I
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Speaker 3: Uh, sweetey, how do you feel about the new Spider
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Speaker 1: What is that? What he means? I don't know what's happening?
Speaker 1: He says, AM.
Speaker 2: Meeting Sonic, But the only m character that I know
Speaker 2: of that would go by that name is the is
Speaker 2: the computer.
Speaker 3: And I have no mouth and I'm a screen.
Speaker 4: Or does it is it like shorthand by saying he's
Speaker 4: meeting Scott are their meeting Star like am meeting Sonic.
Speaker 1: It looks like an abbreviation the way I am am
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Speaker 2: instead of shakes it was gorilla? Oh what if instead
Speaker 2: of snakes it was Gorilla's on a plane?
Speaker 1: Be a very different movie. I'm tired of these. The
Speaker 1: fucking plane slams back.
Speaker 4: Even you got time to even say that unless the
Speaker 4: gorillas are just well behaved and they're sitting down eating
Speaker 4: bananas and ship people are scared.
Speaker 1: And they're just like.
Speaker 4: I don't care, and then it starts getting belligerent and
Speaker 4: then like then calmly. One gorilla is like, I think
Speaker 4: I want to steer, and then you see that I think.
Speaker 1: It's like moving It's like moving a shower curtain. Gentle
Speaker 1: my god.
Speaker 3: The gorilla we let on the plane find a plane.
Speaker 1: He's really good at this. Actually actually well, at least
Speaker 1: we think, because ninety percent of the flight is auto
Speaker 1: pilot's last. Like the out of that movie. The girl
Speaker 1: is perfectly fine. I did a really good job. Your
Speaker 1: hand a little bit then decimated, and then the girl
Speaker 1: just walks out like nothing. It runs away like just
Speaker 1: you know, a little frightened, but like nothing happened to
Speaker 1: just like they've done their little spin that they spin out.
Speaker 1: Motherfucker does a spin. It's so cute when they spin
Speaker 1: this when they're happy. Yeah, and it's like, oh, you
Speaker 1: can understand happiness too bad. I'm gonna to hear the cage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but they don't understand that that's sad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then they feel it. They feel fly meat
Speaker 1: and fly me to your ass and let me come
Speaker 1: inside your ass, letting me see what come is like
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Speaker 2: The Who's Right podcast has better intros than you Who's
Speaker 2: I don't know what that is?
Speaker 1: Right for them?
Speaker 3: Who's Right?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Good for them? Better intros? What was that? Like?
Speaker 1: Do we even have liked?
Speaker 2: I feel like we don't even really intro this show.
Speaker 2: I feel we specifically have almost avoided intros.
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 3: That bothers me to my core? Was that another white one?
Speaker 1: The white media? Yeah?
Speaker 3: I mean I'm sure you know. I'm happy for the
Speaker 3: podcast Who's Right.
Speaker 1: Who's Right? Is the right one podcast?
Speaker 3: Probably?
Speaker 1: Who knows? Can you imagine to see? Oh is this? Uh?
Speaker 1: I think this was a very brilliant way of plugging
Speaker 1: this guy's own podcast. Oh really, because it doesn't have
Speaker 1: a much Uh it's like a like six thousand subs
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Speaker 3: Oh that's smart.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like a few hundred, like a thousand views.
Speaker 2: Check go Flood, go space, go uh go support the
Speaker 2: Who's Right Bike? We endorse everything that's said on that show.
Speaker 1: Why are you so pro giving people every bit of
Speaker 1: your endorsement?
Speaker 3: I just like endorsing. I'm just like a really big
Speaker 3: fan of endorsing.
Speaker 1: So how do you how do you feel about how
Speaker 1: do you feel about Hitler?
Speaker 3: Exactly? Hitler?
Speaker 1: How do you feel about Hitler? Exactly?
Speaker 3: How do you feel about Hitler?
Speaker 1: Hitler? How do you feel about Hitler? Hitler? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Wow, it's fucking crazy man, that's really cool. Man,
Speaker 3: fucking I had a dream once. I'm trying to get
Speaker 3: I can kind of get it, feel like you already.
Speaker 1: Yeah, last year I was at a shop and was
Speaker 1: at a chopping mall. You're from Louisiana. It's crazy Louisiana.
Speaker 1: Yeah that makes sense. Yeah, I think I just like
Speaker 1: the places. He looks like a French fucking rat, Like,
Speaker 1: doesn't he really doesn't look like a possum or something.
Speaker 1: He does look a possum, the possum. Like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm just a big fan of mice.
Speaker 1: Who's right?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: So like, and thank God for Asian women and thank
Speaker 2: God for stoy Dudemont's comshot gaming TM. I love so
Speaker 2: sad that that's already taken, right Sweetey making up the
Speaker 2: Anni the Annihilator and saying Vader and obi Wan fought there.
Speaker 3: I don't know what any of that is. Where did
Speaker 3: they fight?
Speaker 1: Where was the where's the fight at?
Speaker 3: They might have fought, like I don't know, like a
Speaker 3: fucking radio shack?
Speaker 1: Is it the Devastator? What is the name of the ship?
Speaker 1: What is Vader's ship called called radio Shack? You know,
Speaker 1: I've never even thought about their ships having names in
Speaker 1: Star Wars neither in the Millennium Falcon, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of star destroyer like like what they are? Yeah, x way, yeah,
Speaker 1: like these are these are what they are? But you
Speaker 1: well you name your your vessels.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I never even thought about that money Falcon, And
Speaker 3: that's it.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of ship there's a lot of like
Speaker 1: names for ships. There's like that.
Speaker 2: I mean obviously the movies or I think it's probably
Speaker 2: like an extended universe.
Speaker 1: More like more like like if you care, like all
Speaker 1: this is done right because you know the like lightsabers, right,
Speaker 1: you kind of think of like lightsabers being all the
Speaker 1: same the Wookies Home Planet.
Speaker 3: I don't think they ever say the name. I know
Speaker 3: what it is, but I don't think they ever say
Speaker 3: it in the movies. They don't say in the original
Speaker 3: trilogy they say it.
Speaker 1: That's what I mean.
Speaker 4: Like stuff like that where you're like, fuck you, you
Speaker 4: can only know this if you're an actual fan.
Speaker 1: What happened? What happened?
Speaker 3: This guy laughing because she because she he's homes World?
Speaker 1: You think you think? You think George Lucas fucking did that?
Speaker 1: And they were like what did he say? Sure man?
Speaker 1: And they fed it? What do you say? It's it's
Speaker 1: it's it's called the executor, not the annihilator.
Speaker 3: Is it the executor or the executor?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean? I don't know. Executor probably yeah,
Speaker 1: one of the either execut is that are you well?
Speaker 2: They might be spelled the same way, but like I
Speaker 2: think you can sell some differently. Is it like the
Speaker 2: the I feel like executor sounds too like eleven year
Speaker 2: old edgy, Like executor sounds more official and like real.
Speaker 1: I hate both of them to.
Speaker 3: Be that's leadership.
Speaker 1: I don't know. If I don't know if we want
Speaker 1: him fought on. I know they fought on. I don't
Speaker 1: think my number's name. Yeah, I would like it to
Speaker 1: be something more prestigious. That would Uh, the Millennium Falcon
Speaker 1: is a really dope name, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: It's a funny name for ushitty ship. And then I
Speaker 1: think that makes it so cool. That is a really
Speaker 1: cool name for a dog. What was the if you
Speaker 1: look at the design, I think that I don't like.
Speaker 1: I think that name is actually really I like the
Speaker 1: one on Firefly. That's the one from that's the name
Speaker 1: on Firefly? Gotcha? Uh aims and behave now I aim
Speaker 1: to misbehave was a quote quote, But I love that quote.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: I am to misbehave?
Speaker 2: Uh, Firefly, I forgot the name of the ship Firefly.
Speaker 2: My ass suck my firefly ship balls and.
Speaker 3: Some I forget because I built like in star in Starfield,
Speaker 3: like I had mine.
Speaker 1: Being smoking weed. I can't take Mike come from me?
Speaker 1: I remember the again, whatake my ass? Take my some?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah he gotta really on the death Star. Actually,
Speaker 3: dot Com, you take my ractum everybody's.
Speaker 1: Space. You can't take my ass from me. I just
Speaker 1: remember that, Like you can't take the sky from me.
Speaker 1: Or something.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a terrible theme song something. I love that
Speaker 3: show though. He's so young, him and what's name what's
Speaker 3: her name?
Speaker 1: Cora? Uh, I forget name, the black Cuban lady her,
Speaker 1: they're both so young in that show. It's actually all
Speaker 1: of them are famous now wash wash.
Speaker 3: Yeah started the gamer game right right?
Speaker 4: Who's the actor that played that like that like space
Speaker 4: pirate rapist or something. In that one episode he did
Speaker 4: like a really good job. I don't know, like he
Speaker 4: was like a like an evil maniacal like space pirate rapist.
Speaker 3: He was like, I don't remember, I haven't seen this show.
Speaker 3: Remember he was he was a tall black dude and
Speaker 3: he like did like he killed that role barely, Like
Speaker 3: it's honestly, that's honestly.
Speaker 1: Do for the chick the chicks from Deadpools in that
Speaker 1: movie to the girlfriend love interest, oh uh.
Speaker 3: Something.
Speaker 1: But Briken, she's she's the sex slave, she's the escorse.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's gorgeous and that she is. She's on that show.
Speaker 1: She's still pretty, she's still very it's like whoa you are?
Speaker 1: But in that show, like I remember watching, like, yo,
Speaker 1: this is crazy. That was I gotta watch the show again.
Speaker 1: I really I remember really liking it and getting really
Speaker 1: into it. No, not the Reavers. What's this guy's name?
Speaker 3: The Reavers are the space rapists.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, they read the Reavers.
Speaker 3: They're not rapist.
Speaker 2: They read I can't stop reading, like reading the kiwi
Speaker 2: uh gala Galactamus eater of planets. Uh oh Nwards politely
Speaker 2: asked Derek to please read this name or have a
Speaker 2: gun to Sweeney's head or forcing to read it. How
Speaker 2: about you just don't use the N word so I
Speaker 2: can read this.
Speaker 1: There you go me.
Speaker 2: Ya, oh, nig it's not worth it. It wasn't worth
Speaker 2: the effort that it's really cool. No, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no getting niggy with it. Drip m h Lord of
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Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 3: The FBI.
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Speaker 2: of the f STE files one page at a time,
Speaker 2: unpaid how much they had to doctorate by the way, Yeah,
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Speaker 2: What because he wasn't actually ten years old. That's so
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Speaker 2: the primal fear. I feel when Charlie Kirk smiles Chris,
Speaker 2: what's your favorite Jack Starburs song?
Speaker 3: Oh, it's been a minute.
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's uh Jack Starburst Starbard. So he's
Speaker 1: like an animator guy.
Speaker 3: He like, Oh, I know who that guy is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm My default answer is though that Opal adult swim
Speaker 2: uh short he did? That has a lot of good
Speaker 2: stuff in it. There's like a guy who's who's singing
Speaker 2: about why is it always? Why is it easier to
Speaker 2: breathe on TV? Which is like a really good fucking
Speaker 2: like a surprisingly catchy song in the middle of that show.
Speaker 2: But like there's there's a ton of them. Jess Star
Speaker 2: was a really really talented dude. Harry Rectam Swen uses
Speaker 2: his snark tank pay for canes only, Uh, Carl Weezer voice, Jimmy,
Speaker 2: my word, can you hear me?
Speaker 1: Carl?
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Speaker 3: they shouldn't be peeling.
Speaker 1: Uh, I mean I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't know what to tell you. Buy it again?
Speaker 2: No, seriously, like I understand, Like it's not like because
Speaker 2: we just anticipate that everything will just be fine. You
Speaker 2: can't just wash shit. My My recommendation genuinely is like
Speaker 2: whenever you have a graphic tea. And I know this
Speaker 2: is probably self evident to most people, but like I
Speaker 2: know there are probably some people who've never heard this.
Speaker 2: You turn your shirt inside out when you throw it
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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that cold water U always always cold And
Speaker 3: I always watched the Cold. I never watched that one.
Speaker 3: I'm lazy, so a lot of times I just well
Speaker 3: because I like my gym clothes.
Speaker 1: I just hot, just to you know, do it better.
Speaker 4: But like, I don't care about those clothes that I destroy.
Speaker 4: And if you really care about the integrity of your graphics,
Speaker 4: don't fucking dry them. You got you gotta have that
Speaker 4: you care about them. Like I have like a twenty
Speaker 4: eighteen Rockers Modern Life hoodie that I actually really care about,
Speaker 4: so I've never dried.
Speaker 1: It and it looks perfect.
Speaker 4: Most of yeah, most of my ship I don't give
Speaker 4: a shit about because you know, it's growing up in
Speaker 4: like the punk scene, metal everything looks like shit, so
Speaker 4: I'll just put it. And my stuff's like all like this.
Speaker 4: This is like it's all faded because I don't I
Speaker 4: don't care, but I don't care about.
Speaker 1: Not watching pretty often and it's not faded. A lot
Speaker 1: of it depends on the like the things about like
Speaker 1: I guess, I guess my most of my graphics I
Speaker 1: do watch on white.
Speaker 3: This shirt I got a long time. This is Gears
Speaker 3: of War shirt. Yeah, and uh, this is kind of
Speaker 3: sort of.
Speaker 1: Feeling you can kind of feel it, but it's not
Speaker 1: too it's not too. I don't know, it's better especially
Speaker 1: and if you're if your shirts will understand cotton.
Speaker 4: No, it's gonna fade no matter what. Yeah, it's just uh,
Speaker 4: graphics on cotton is h Yeah just outdated. Pure cotton
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Speaker 1: Yeah, uh sorr.
Speaker 3: They stopped grabbing us.
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Speaker 1: I think it's I don't really know what to make
Speaker 1: of it really because I'm just like, I don't care.
Speaker 1: You remember, So what do you watch? So you watch Firefly?
Speaker 4: I want to I want to see if maybe I'm
Speaker 4: if I was. I hope I wasn't gaslight in anybody,
Speaker 4: because there's this black dude. He's actually a bounty hunter
Speaker 4: in the show. I remember scenes like that if you
Speaker 4: remember that, Like the thing is, you see the image, Yeah,
Speaker 4: let me pull let me pull up this guy. Because
Speaker 4: the thing is, I don't want to think it was
Speaker 4: if this is the same guy, because I remember I.
Speaker 1: Thought there was a guy that was a I don't
Speaker 1: remember that guy and he I wonder to see this
Speaker 1: is the thing now I'm like, oh, he's definitely from Firefly,
Speaker 1: And I don't know if it was just like in
Speaker 1: the later season or for hopefully it was and just
Speaker 1: specifically it might be an episode it says Firefly and
Speaker 1: not like, uh.
Speaker 3: Oh, maybe he was also in Serenity as well. Do
Speaker 3: you see that movie A long time ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I don't know I feel about Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know how I feel about movies that are
Speaker 1: sequels to shows. Yeah, generally I kinda like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'd rather not have it. But I guess it was
Speaker 1: kind of like, well, this is all they got. I guess. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's sad because that show had so much, so many
Speaker 1: more leg like, it had way more to give.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's a great show.
Speaker 1: It but that's why it's great, probably because it stops,
Speaker 1: you know.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I love yeah Wash Wash is the best. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I gotta watch that show again. I really liked it,
Speaker 2: really into it. I got the whole fucking I got
Speaker 2: like a like a specific like set with it. It
Speaker 2: came in like a stylized there's like a special edition
Speaker 2: journal looking thing.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 3: I don't know where that is now, though. I got
Speaker 3: nudes of Josh Whedon that came with my Firefly box set.
Speaker 3: Harder than you could think.
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Speaker 2: Young Colin running full speed into a brick wall. You
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Speaker 3: They probably went to school together. Colin did something.
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Speaker 3: I don't know what that?
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Speaker 2: A good bit that got looked over many episodes ago. Oh,
Speaker 2: this is about our show when Chris imagine being a
Speaker 2: creature alive during the Great Dying and not knowing there
Speaker 2: was even a sun and having sodden shipp in your likes.
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Speaker 1: A cephalopod or something that's from That's that posted the
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Speaker 3: Is that you doing that face?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Do I do that face in them? I didn't
Speaker 1: even notice that. Yeah, the wedding picture to come try
Speaker 1: to die. Where is it?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, that's exactly the face. I don't even
Speaker 3: know my face could be, could get shaped like that.
Speaker 3: Somebody said, you look like a smiling friend's character.
Speaker 1: My hair was so clean that day. God damn a
Speaker 1: crazy want to get my hair fucking entangled to this?
Speaker 1: I look fired this image.
Speaker 3: All you gotta do is shampoo.
Speaker 1: No, it's I'm gonna get a dentangled. I'm gonna entangled.
Speaker 1: Nigga shampoo. Trust me, every time my hair, every time
Speaker 1: I wash my hair, I pick my hair out and
Speaker 1: it takes an hour.
Speaker 3: That's really good.
Speaker 1: I didn't do it.
Speaker 3: This is really great.
Speaker 1: Kafka dirt. I can't say the rest of that.
Speaker 3: Copka.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Yeah, Jimmy Kafka for sure.
Speaker 3: All right, we're gonna get the fuck out of here now,
Speaker 3: Bye bye, everybody.
Speaker 1: I'm really hell Yeah, I'm hell ya, buddy said, I'm fucked.
Speaker 1: I'm traveling