WEBVTT 1 00:00:09.880 --> 00:00:13.279 Welcome to the snarts Egg. You're about to teach. Your 2 00:00:13.320 --> 00:00:17.559 name's glazed by the great Chris ray Good, Derek Black, 3 00:00:17.640 --> 00:00:23.320 Ben and Tom Sway. Sit back and prepare for some 4 00:00:23.519 --> 00:00:30.320 a shit. Sit back and prepare for some lazy. 5 00:00:36.399 --> 00:00:39.600 Do you think if we were just talking about this 6 00:00:39.759 --> 00:00:41.880 just before we started recording, if you had. 7 00:00:41.719 --> 00:00:43.759 Two, if you were from two, maybe you're. 8 00:00:43.640 --> 00:00:46.439 Biracial or whatever, or by culture or whatever, and both 9 00:00:46.439 --> 00:00:48.240 of the sides of your family are let's say it's 10 00:00:48.240 --> 00:00:50.079 like like Italian and like Japanese, where like both of 11 00:00:50.119 --> 00:00:52.759 them are like very food centric. What the fuck do 12 00:00:52.840 --> 00:00:54.920 you land on at a certain point? 13 00:00:54.960 --> 00:00:55.600 Probably both? 14 00:00:56.119 --> 00:00:56.719 Well, do you think so? 15 00:00:56.799 --> 00:00:59.560 I feel like one would and nothing's fifty to fifty exactly. 16 00:00:59.560 --> 00:01:03.200 Italian dominates everything, I think just culturally they're like, it's 17 00:01:03.200 --> 00:01:05.920 also easier to prepare than a lot of Japanese stuff. 18 00:01:06.120 --> 00:01:10.319 It Actually, you're gonna find an octopus in like Minnesota, right, 19 00:01:10.319 --> 00:01:12.280 I think it just depends, right, It depends on like 20 00:01:12.319 --> 00:01:13.239 what you're around more. 21 00:01:13.799 --> 00:01:16.079 I just feel like Italians go out of their way 22 00:01:16.120 --> 00:01:16.920 to be there. 23 00:01:17.079 --> 00:01:19.879 It's like culturally dominated, so like they're very proud about 24 00:01:19.920 --> 00:01:20.359 their culture. 25 00:01:20.439 --> 00:01:20.560 You know. 26 00:01:20.599 --> 00:01:24.159 That's why I'm I'm I'm the only Puerto Rican I 27 00:01:24.200 --> 00:01:25.840 know that doesn't have a pert Rican flag in my 28 00:01:25.879 --> 00:01:26.519 house somewhere. 29 00:01:27.079 --> 00:01:30.040 That's it. Like there, it's a very it's like very 30 00:01:30.079 --> 00:01:30.680 rood of you. 31 00:01:30.760 --> 00:01:32.319 We were. How to explain it, It's like when you're 32 00:01:32.359 --> 00:01:34.879 when you're oppressed to showing your culture. I don't know 33 00:01:34.920 --> 00:01:36.959 Italians or I don't really know about that time other 34 00:01:37.040 --> 00:01:38.640 than like the fucking they were. They kind of were 35 00:01:38.680 --> 00:01:40.959 like a part of the access at first, but not 36 00:01:41.040 --> 00:01:43.560 like part of I mean, I get it, but it 37 00:01:43.640 --> 00:01:47.280 was the people very important piece of it. You're going 38 00:01:47.319 --> 00:01:51.840 for hours and about them like fathers of fascism. Yeah, 39 00:01:52.040 --> 00:01:54.519 but pasta though the pasta but yeah, but like makes 40 00:01:54.599 --> 00:01:55.079 up for it. 41 00:01:54.959 --> 00:02:00.480 The kind of kind of I don't think that's not true. 42 00:02:01.400 --> 00:02:04.799 I I because they weren't necessarily like they specifically weren't 43 00:02:04.840 --> 00:02:05.439 like doing the. 44 00:02:06.159 --> 00:02:09.319 The people weren't they will I mean, the people weren't. 45 00:02:09.319 --> 00:02:10.759 It was Germany that was doing the crazy. 46 00:02:11.520 --> 00:02:14.319 Germany was getting off. They were they had the most 47 00:02:14.719 --> 00:02:17.439 power and influence, but of the access powers like the 48 00:02:17.479 --> 00:02:21.479 Italians did the least crazy. Italy walked. I so Germany 49 00:02:21.479 --> 00:02:24.280 can run. So you ever see like an NBA like 50 00:02:24.280 --> 00:02:26.039 a like a hoop mixtape, you know, and they're like, 51 00:02:26.080 --> 00:02:27.879 they're like coming up, are you seeing them? Like go 52 00:02:27.919 --> 00:02:29.639 to the gym doing all the wild ducks. That was 53 00:02:29.680 --> 00:02:33.240 Germany and then it's Italy was filming. They were like, Yo, 54 00:02:33.319 --> 00:02:35.520 I'm so proud of these guys. They're doing really good. 55 00:02:36.639 --> 00:02:40.120 Well listen, Welcome to the Welcome to the snark Tank Podcast. 56 00:02:40.879 --> 00:02:43.840 Snark Tank Podcast. It is me Chris, It is him Derek, 57 00:02:44.080 --> 00:02:47.639 it is him Sweeney. We are here today. Uh, what's 58 00:02:47.680 --> 00:02:48.400 the what? What is today? 59 00:02:48.400 --> 00:02:48.560 When? 60 00:02:48.560 --> 00:02:49.400 When we recording this. 61 00:02:49.400 --> 00:02:52.560 The fifth fifth? 62 00:02:53.719 --> 00:02:55.960 It is the fifth of August. 63 00:02:56.039 --> 00:02:58.680 We're officially I think, well, we've been there for a while, 64 00:02:58.680 --> 00:03:02.319 but I feel like now we're in the last half 65 00:03:02.560 --> 00:03:06.719 of the twenty twenties, right officially. Yeah, that's upsetting. I 66 00:03:06.719 --> 00:03:07.960 feel like everything's speeding by. 67 00:03:08.560 --> 00:03:13.120 Yeah, it's I want to heat the speed by fast. Yeah, 68 00:03:13.199 --> 00:03:16.719 it's staying hot. It's I wanted to blink and then 69 00:03:16.800 --> 00:03:19.400 be done. Especially I just. 70 00:03:19.439 --> 00:03:24.120 Moved and you commuted today, Now the I did. 71 00:03:24.199 --> 00:03:28.919 I did commute today and it was surprisingly smooth until 72 00:03:30.039 --> 00:03:34.719 traffic was there's a accident on the other side. So 73 00:03:34.919 --> 00:03:38.719 going south on the five and I'm like north and 74 00:03:39.199 --> 00:03:42.800 for zero reason. People just slow down on our side. 75 00:03:43.199 --> 00:03:45.919 And as soon as it passed the accident, Oh we're 76 00:03:45.960 --> 00:03:49.319 going fucking seventy eighty now, yeah, And I screamed like 77 00:03:49.360 --> 00:03:50.319 a freak. 78 00:03:50.120 --> 00:03:51.199 Because I was so mad. 79 00:03:51.599 --> 00:03:55.240 I was so mad that like guys, you you they 80 00:03:55.240 --> 00:03:58.240 commute all the time. You see accidents all the fucking time. 81 00:03:58.280 --> 00:03:59.919 Who gives a shit. It wasn't even like there was 82 00:04:00.080 --> 00:04:03.800 blood and mangled stuff. It wasn't even anything. Yeah, there 83 00:04:03.840 --> 00:04:05.639 was like one cop now just stop in the traffic 84 00:04:05.719 --> 00:04:07.520 being like, oh, I'm gay, Like I want to fucking 85 00:04:07.560 --> 00:04:09.479 chew black people a little turri it up. He was 86 00:04:09.479 --> 00:04:11.680 saying that he was thinking. It was really I can 87 00:04:11.719 --> 00:04:12.879 see yeah, I saw his mouth. 88 00:04:13.080 --> 00:04:16.120 It was like the libs. I was like, it was 89 00:04:16.160 --> 00:04:19.399 black black shoot. I was like, damn all right. As 90 00:04:19.439 --> 00:04:22.720 soon as we passed, we went but yeah, it's uh, dude, 91 00:04:22.720 --> 00:04:24.600 we're on the we're on the west side o our 92 00:04:24.639 --> 00:04:27.759 living room, and now it just just droll. 93 00:04:27.879 --> 00:04:30.240 It's so hot. And I was like, damn, dude, those 94 00:04:30.279 --> 00:04:32.800 daysments get hit like one hundred degrees. It's gonna be 95 00:04:34.399 --> 00:04:36.800 we have air, but it's not. It's not central. That's 96 00:04:36.800 --> 00:04:39.160 the one thing. It's kind of baby stepping it up 97 00:04:39.199 --> 00:04:41.000 because the first I see what he was saying, like 98 00:04:41.040 --> 00:04:43.560 we had that, and I there was actually a way 99 00:04:43.600 --> 00:04:46.439 better room that got snatched in the three days I 100 00:04:46.519 --> 00:04:48.319 was trying to decide, I was like, I saw it. 101 00:04:48.319 --> 00:04:50.439 I was like, this is fucking great. And then three 102 00:04:50.480 --> 00:04:52.079 days later I'm like, all, I'm gonna get that, and 103 00:04:52.120 --> 00:04:52.959 they're like it's already gone. 104 00:04:53.040 --> 00:04:55.720 I was like, fuck, yeah, it's crazy out there, man. 105 00:04:55.759 --> 00:04:59.199 For for a part, I I remember we lived in 106 00:04:59.199 --> 00:05:00.079 that first by the way, I I. 107 00:05:00.079 --> 00:05:01.800 Had a bunch of footage from that old apartment. 108 00:05:02.519 --> 00:05:06.800 That's crazy nice. But that one air conditioner that didn't 109 00:05:06.839 --> 00:05:09.319 hit my room. I was like, never again, my dude. 110 00:05:10.160 --> 00:05:11.800 It's like the one rule that we hit that I 111 00:05:11.800 --> 00:05:13.759 had when we were changing places. I was like, I 112 00:05:13.759 --> 00:05:15.480 cannot live in a place with that central air. That's 113 00:05:15.480 --> 00:05:18.000 the one thing. I don't give me a stove. In fact, 114 00:05:18.560 --> 00:05:21.040 I'll take I'll take central air over a stove. Yeah, 115 00:05:21.079 --> 00:05:22.600 that'll pull the fire pit in my living room and 116 00:05:22.639 --> 00:05:23.160 figure it out. 117 00:05:23.920 --> 00:05:26.040 That's crazy. The apartment I lived in when was me 118 00:05:26.079 --> 00:05:32.160 and Joe, the old fucking dark apartment. Yeah, that place. 119 00:05:32.240 --> 00:05:35.519 So often I'm like, I kill myself. I was gonna 120 00:05:35.720 --> 00:05:35.879 like that. 121 00:05:35.920 --> 00:05:39.240 I would. I would. I would reach for the air 122 00:05:39.319 --> 00:05:43.360 out the window. That's how I would reach forever, like please, 123 00:05:43.600 --> 00:05:45.079 I don't think about a night, and I'll just reach 124 00:05:45.160 --> 00:05:45.519 towards it. 125 00:05:45.560 --> 00:05:47.680 And I'd be like, there's a question, why didn't you 126 00:05:47.720 --> 00:05:48.959 buy a portable a C. 127 00:05:49.160 --> 00:05:52.040 I did? Oh you did, Okay, I did. It didn't work, Okay, No, 128 00:05:52.079 --> 00:05:54.759 the room was so fucking a C was crying. I 129 00:05:54.839 --> 00:05:56.759 put ice on top of it, and I did everything. 130 00:05:57.279 --> 00:05:59.199 I put ice on the bottom of like like a jug. Iyce, 131 00:05:59.240 --> 00:06:00.480 put ice on the bottom of it. It just wasn't 132 00:06:00.480 --> 00:06:01.759 doing anything. And I was like, I'm gonna die in 133 00:06:01.839 --> 00:06:02.439 year probably. 134 00:06:02.519 --> 00:06:05.399 Yeah, I have a pretty decent one because I finally 135 00:06:05.439 --> 00:06:10.360 have like a studio now and the we had the 136 00:06:10.360 --> 00:06:12.600 portbla AC that was in another room before in the 137 00:06:12.639 --> 00:06:16.160 other apartment, so now it's in that room and it 138 00:06:16.240 --> 00:06:18.160 is kind of crazy. I'm I'm really curious to when 139 00:06:18.160 --> 00:06:20.199 it because it's only been high eighties right now, at 140 00:06:20.519 --> 00:06:21.680 least for the past couple of days. 141 00:06:22.360 --> 00:06:23.639 We're past the apex of heat right now. 142 00:06:23.759 --> 00:06:27.279 So no, no, no, we're not really you know, it's 143 00:06:27.360 --> 00:06:29.800 the calm. So I don't know if you've noticed this especially, 144 00:06:30.000 --> 00:06:32.160 It's hard for you to notice this since you guys 145 00:06:32.199 --> 00:06:34.720 grew up in New York. Yeah, in California. So the 146 00:06:34.759 --> 00:06:37.680 weather the way that it was calibrated, and it feels like, 147 00:06:37.680 --> 00:06:40.199 because you know how the time is not perfect and 148 00:06:40.199 --> 00:06:42.360 it needs to be calibrated with like a leap year 149 00:06:42.399 --> 00:06:43.560 and all that dumb bullshit. 150 00:06:44.160 --> 00:06:47.800 I feel like it's been off quite a bit and 151 00:06:47.800 --> 00:06:49.240 they still need to do something about it. 152 00:06:49.279 --> 00:06:53.600 Because so if anyone remembers this, especially growing up in California, 153 00:06:53.720 --> 00:06:55.000 it was we did. 154 00:06:55.079 --> 00:06:55.199 Uh. 155 00:06:55.360 --> 00:06:58.319 So Daylight Savings was a very specific time, like say, 156 00:06:58.360 --> 00:07:04.240 if you remember Halloween, Daylight Savings, uh would kick in 157 00:07:05.120 --> 00:07:08.360 before Halloween, and there was it's so it was already 158 00:07:08.399 --> 00:07:11.560 cold and then it was super dark, and then Halloween hits. 159 00:07:11.600 --> 00:07:15.079 Right now it's not super cold yet. And also they 160 00:07:15.120 --> 00:07:16.839 they kind of tried to like scoot it. So now 161 00:07:16.839 --> 00:07:19.680 it's the first Sunday end of November. So now it's 162 00:07:19.680 --> 00:07:22.079 in November, so it's after Halloween. I feel like they're 163 00:07:22.079 --> 00:07:24.480 trying to like make up or something, because I thought 164 00:07:24.920 --> 00:07:27.959 so the first first no, first Sunday November is day 165 00:07:28.240 --> 00:07:29.319 Daylight Saving kicks in. 166 00:07:29.519 --> 00:07:31.120 I had no idea thought. I thought it was September. 167 00:07:31.120 --> 00:07:33.279 I thought it was. I thought it's because it's it 168 00:07:33.680 --> 00:07:34.480 was six months away. 169 00:07:34.480 --> 00:07:35.680 I could be wrong. I'm not saying I'm right. 170 00:07:35.720 --> 00:07:36.240 No, it's definitely. 171 00:07:36.319 --> 00:07:39.639 It's like the biggest thing is just remember if, like 172 00:07:39.639 --> 00:07:40.160 say the. 173 00:07:40.079 --> 00:07:41.720 Equino, because it is supposed to be an equinox is 174 00:07:41.720 --> 00:07:45.279 when it happens, Well, it's here's the thing. The equinox 175 00:07:45.360 --> 00:07:47.399 is like I don't know, it's like someone the planets 176 00:07:47.399 --> 00:07:49.680 aligned the point when the planet is closest to the Sun. 177 00:07:49.720 --> 00:07:51.920 I think it's equinox. Technically, man, shut up. 178 00:07:51.959 --> 00:07:54.800 I think I feel like I feel like things that 179 00:07:54.800 --> 00:07:56.519 they're trying to calibrate things, but they need to do 180 00:07:56.560 --> 00:07:59.040 a better job, especially because the weather. I don't know 181 00:07:59.120 --> 00:08:01.519 if how it was in New York, but say we 182 00:08:01.560 --> 00:08:04.399 started school in uh mid September. 183 00:08:04.439 --> 00:08:06.680 We used to, and it was already it. 184 00:08:06.759 --> 00:08:10.639 Was it was already frosty. It was already frosty by 185 00:08:10.800 --> 00:08:13.240 mid September. Now, I know they start school now in August, 186 00:08:13.240 --> 00:08:17.000 the kids stories, but even in September, by mid September, 187 00:08:17.079 --> 00:08:19.839 what mark this by when we when we're doing the Septemptember, 188 00:08:19.879 --> 00:08:22.120 it's not going to be cold yet. It's now cold 189 00:08:22.759 --> 00:08:25.759 mid October, that's when it starts to cool down, and 190 00:08:25.800 --> 00:08:27.680 so it seems like things are off by like a month, 191 00:08:28.040 --> 00:08:30.560 like there used to be like a time. For most 192 00:08:30.600 --> 00:08:34.120 of my line, it was this way. And then Jojo 193 00:08:34.240 --> 00:08:36.440 kind of has a similar story. 194 00:08:36.960 --> 00:08:37.799 I started talking to it. 195 00:08:38.000 --> 00:08:39.240 She's from like a fake place. 196 00:08:39.480 --> 00:08:42.039 She's from, well, she's from one of those depressing winter places, 197 00:08:42.039 --> 00:08:44.159 but it's still she's from winter Hold. It was like, 198 00:08:44.200 --> 00:08:47.639 she's yeah, basically from Winter's from. 199 00:08:48.759 --> 00:08:50.279 I can't get in, but I know it's there. I 200 00:08:50.320 --> 00:08:50.919 can't get it there. 201 00:08:50.919 --> 00:08:52.919 Why why can't you get to the Why can't you 202 00:08:52.919 --> 00:08:53.159 get in? 203 00:08:53.360 --> 00:08:56.960 Because magic? Brother? I would magical, I would. 204 00:08:57.519 --> 00:08:59.759 You don't understand if if if that was real, I 205 00:08:59.799 --> 00:09:02.559 would I would leave right now. Oh of course, like 206 00:09:02.600 --> 00:09:04.519 there was a magic college, I'd. 207 00:09:04.440 --> 00:09:06.159 Be like I'd be gone immediately. 208 00:09:06.240 --> 00:09:09.000 Yeah, you never saw Jojo, but you never said anything. 209 00:09:09.000 --> 00:09:10.600 You never even told me that this was here. 210 00:09:10.679 --> 00:09:13.559 You never mentioned the ice Ones. 211 00:09:13.559 --> 00:09:15.320 And it's like, yeah, I just never thought, you know, 212 00:09:15.399 --> 00:09:17.320 like you have like swords and stuf. Didn't think you're 213 00:09:17.360 --> 00:09:19.200 in a magic That's crazy. 214 00:09:19.279 --> 00:09:23.919 That's that's almost it's almost like a guaranteed overlap. I feel. 215 00:09:24.000 --> 00:09:26.720 Oh yeah, it's where I'm from, the warriors and warriors 216 00:09:26.720 --> 00:09:27.320 and the majors of me. 217 00:09:27.519 --> 00:09:31.679 Yeah, like, there's never any No, there's no fucking mystic 218 00:09:31.799 --> 00:09:34.279 mages or arch fucking nights or anything. 219 00:09:34.360 --> 00:09:38.159 There's nothing like that. There's no mix. There's no mixtures ever, guys. 220 00:09:39.039 --> 00:09:40.480 So I went to the I went to the dentist 221 00:09:40.559 --> 00:09:43.879 yesterday for the first time, and and. 222 00:09:43.840 --> 00:09:44.720 I've seen a long time. 223 00:09:44.759 --> 00:09:46.799 They drug you, fuck your mouth. 224 00:09:47.279 --> 00:09:49.200 I mean no, I was awake the whole time. Okay, 225 00:09:50.000 --> 00:09:51.519 which doesn't answer your question exactly. 226 00:09:51.879 --> 00:09:54.360 That's not gonna stop him. You be looking at me. 227 00:09:54.399 --> 00:09:56.759 It's not changing. You know, you're not gonna feel anything. 228 00:09:56.759 --> 00:09:59.399 But you know, apparent, dude, apparently I still have a 229 00:09:59.440 --> 00:10:03.000 baby too. I didn't know that was possible. 230 00:10:03.519 --> 00:10:05.440 And they were like, hey, has anybody ever told you this? 231 00:10:05.440 --> 00:10:08.639 And I'm like, I'm thirty one. No, I've never heard 232 00:10:08.679 --> 00:10:09.600 this in my fucking life. 233 00:10:10.679 --> 00:10:12.000 Yeahen was the last time I went to the dent 234 00:10:12.559 --> 00:10:14.679 well in your life? You've been to the dentist in 235 00:10:14.720 --> 00:10:14.960 your life? 236 00:10:15.000 --> 00:10:17.720 Well, certainly many many times after it would have been 237 00:10:17.799 --> 00:10:20.120 normal for me to have baby teeth still, I guess 238 00:10:20.159 --> 00:10:21.279 you know what I mean. Like, the last time I 239 00:10:21.279 --> 00:10:24.480 went was probably like twenty nineteen. Honestly, it was a 240 00:10:24.480 --> 00:10:25.159 long ass time. 241 00:10:25.240 --> 00:10:26.720 So how they found out by the x rays? 242 00:10:26.799 --> 00:10:28.720 Yeah, we did the X ray thing, so they didn't 243 00:10:28.840 --> 00:10:30.840 x ray before they did. I guess they just didn't 244 00:10:30.879 --> 00:10:33.759 care or just like didn't think to tell me. It 245 00:10:33.799 --> 00:10:35.960 was completely a new information to me. I have a 246 00:10:36.000 --> 00:10:39.240 filling in that tooth, Yeah. 247 00:10:39.080 --> 00:10:41.679 A feeling in a baby tooth or like in the 248 00:10:41.919 --> 00:10:43.639 I don't. I guess you've had it so long I 249 00:10:43.720 --> 00:10:45.200 might have needed a filling. I guess, Well, the thing 250 00:10:45.279 --> 00:10:46.120 is apparently what they said. 251 00:10:46.120 --> 00:10:48.159 It's like, yeah, the adult tooth never came in to 252 00:10:48.200 --> 00:10:51.679 push out that tooth, so that's essentially your adult tooth still, 253 00:10:52.159 --> 00:10:53.759 and it's got like a deep root so it's gonna 254 00:10:53.759 --> 00:10:54.600 be there for a long time. 255 00:10:54.720 --> 00:10:57.120 That's so it's like, okay, weird, you just have a 256 00:10:57.240 --> 00:10:58.519 fucking compromised tooth. 257 00:10:58.519 --> 00:11:02.240 Technically then, I guess m but it was weird. 258 00:11:02.320 --> 00:11:03.519 I just don't understand, like that was the. 259 00:11:03.440 --> 00:11:05.840 First I I feel like I would have heard that 260 00:11:05.919 --> 00:11:08.799 before as a thirty one year old person. Granted, last 261 00:11:08.799 --> 00:11:10.200 time I went to the genists was I was twenty 262 00:11:10.240 --> 00:11:11.519 five or something, twenty six. 263 00:11:11.840 --> 00:11:13.559 How do you but like, is it weird that people, 264 00:11:13.639 --> 00:11:15.679 because what's strange is that no one in my family 265 00:11:15.679 --> 00:11:17.759 really lost their teeth as the aged, Like my grandma 266 00:11:17.799 --> 00:11:20.240 has all her teeths though just genetics man really well 267 00:11:20.279 --> 00:11:22.360 gen ICs, and it's ste how you take care of 268 00:11:22.399 --> 00:11:25.840 them extremely like you you have to really you have to, 269 00:11:26.039 --> 00:11:27.879 like if you have good genetics for you know, for 270 00:11:28.039 --> 00:11:29.159 teeth and uh. 271 00:11:29.200 --> 00:11:31.679 And actually saliva is really important that people don't know about. 272 00:11:32.000 --> 00:11:35.440 Like there's certain people have saliva that like wards off 273 00:11:35.480 --> 00:11:38.879 bacteria better than others, and so there's there's other factors 274 00:11:38.919 --> 00:11:41.440 about it, like say, so some people have good genetics, 275 00:11:41.559 --> 00:11:43.759 their teeth don't get all fucked up and all this stuff, 276 00:11:43.799 --> 00:11:46.600 and then there's the outside influences of actually taking care 277 00:11:46.639 --> 00:11:49.080 of it and eating certain things. But it's much harder 278 00:11:49.080 --> 00:11:51.559 if you have great genetics. You have to try really 279 00:11:51.600 --> 00:11:55.480 hard to ruin your teeth, like actively just do nothing 280 00:11:55.519 --> 00:11:57.519 to them versus other people. 281 00:11:57.279 --> 00:11:57.639 That have to. 282 00:11:57.919 --> 00:11:59.320 I think it's kind of like it's even like when 283 00:11:59.360 --> 00:12:01.639 it comes to your body exercise. Some people are lucky 284 00:12:01.919 --> 00:12:03.919 and don't have to do fuck all and they're they're 285 00:12:03.960 --> 00:12:06.600 always in a decent shape. And then there's me, if 286 00:12:06.639 --> 00:12:08.879 I eat two slices of pizza, Like, oh, I'm fucking 287 00:12:08.960 --> 00:12:10.159 I already see it on my stomach. 288 00:12:10.240 --> 00:12:11.080 Like three days later. 289 00:12:12.000 --> 00:12:14.120 I'm kind of surprised, Like I'm surprised it wasn't worse. 290 00:12:14.279 --> 00:12:15.759 I was like, damn, it's been six years. They're probably 291 00:12:15.759 --> 00:12:17.840 gonna have to like fucking rip a tooth out or something. 292 00:12:18.480 --> 00:12:19.720 They're like, nah, you're fine. 293 00:12:19.720 --> 00:12:21.320 I feel if your teeth are fucked up, like if 294 00:12:21.360 --> 00:12:23.120 you need some movie, you can usually feel that shit 295 00:12:23.399 --> 00:12:25.879 because those nerves in your teeth are fucking delicate sensitive. 296 00:12:25.879 --> 00:12:27.200 It's fun for you or anything. 297 00:12:27.799 --> 00:12:27.919 Now. 298 00:12:28.080 --> 00:12:31.000 They they they said it it looked like I hadn't 299 00:12:31.000 --> 00:12:33.440 been in like two years basically, which was like shocking 300 00:12:33.440 --> 00:12:34.759 to me. I was like, okay, cool, I mean that's 301 00:12:34.759 --> 00:12:36.120 that's a good thing. They just gave me like a 302 00:12:36.159 --> 00:12:38.480 specific kind of toothpaste to like keep an eye on stuff. 303 00:12:38.480 --> 00:12:39.960 But it was like way better than I thought it 304 00:12:40.000 --> 00:12:40.320 would be. 305 00:12:40.600 --> 00:12:42.919 But it's just it just pissed me off that I 306 00:12:42.960 --> 00:12:44.320 had a baby toooth that I didn't know about it. 307 00:12:44.440 --> 00:12:46.759 Yeah, and they drilled a filling into it. 308 00:12:47.399 --> 00:12:49.840 Also, apparently I had a filling on another tooth and 309 00:12:49.840 --> 00:12:51.360 then it fell out at some point, so I probably 310 00:12:51.399 --> 00:12:54.039 have to get that read filled or something. But it 311 00:12:54.080 --> 00:12:56.559 doesn't hurt, so I don't really I don't know whatever 312 00:12:57.399 --> 00:12:58.080 it cairs. 313 00:12:58.159 --> 00:12:58.799 It was just weird. 314 00:12:59.000 --> 00:13:01.320 I just want to I wanted to say that because like, listen, 315 00:13:01.559 --> 00:13:04.519 you gotta go to the dentist. I put it off 316 00:13:04.519 --> 00:13:06.320 for a long time because I like, it's just anxiety 317 00:13:06.320 --> 00:13:08.720 about the I hate that. I hate, dude, the feeling 318 00:13:08.759 --> 00:13:11.799 of just them fucking digging and like scraping and it 319 00:13:11.799 --> 00:13:13.440 feels like they're gonna rip share your jaw. 320 00:13:13.600 --> 00:13:17.480 It's a horrible and it's not a nice feeling. But 321 00:13:17.720 --> 00:13:19.039 bother just you should do it. 322 00:13:19.080 --> 00:13:20.559 The only thing that bothers me is when they put 323 00:13:20.600 --> 00:13:22.600 the like when they want your mouth to stay open, 324 00:13:22.639 --> 00:13:24.120 they'll put like this block thing in it. 325 00:13:24.600 --> 00:13:27.000 That's the only oh yeah yeah, if we. 326 00:13:27.000 --> 00:13:28.799 Need to, like we need to work on you, and 327 00:13:29.159 --> 00:13:31.399 we want your mouth to stay open, so they'll put 328 00:13:31.480 --> 00:13:33.919 like yeah, and then the whole time, like it's so 329 00:13:34.000 --> 00:13:36.279 unnatural for me. Maybe if my jaw was like if 330 00:13:36.320 --> 00:13:38.279 like if I was if I was a dick sucker, right, 331 00:13:38.759 --> 00:13:40.759 it would probably be way easier. Like I met, and 332 00:13:40.799 --> 00:13:44.600 I'm serious, like if if you're open all the time, 333 00:13:44.639 --> 00:13:48.039 like it probably way easier, and so or you just 334 00:13:48.120 --> 00:13:50.159 you know, okay, just eating bigger. 335 00:13:49.799 --> 00:13:54.120 Food because you know, you know, most people's penises aren't 336 00:13:54.159 --> 00:13:57.679 big enough for you to open your mouth, and you're 337 00:13:57.799 --> 00:14:00.679 still get it there all the way. 338 00:14:00.840 --> 00:14:03.080 So I need to start practicing, mate, Yeah, yeah, I 339 00:14:03.080 --> 00:14:05.000 mean whatever. 340 00:14:04.720 --> 00:14:07.360 It's it's twenty five men, yeah, thirty five, Who cares. 341 00:14:07.879 --> 00:14:09.159 There's there's no such thing. 342 00:14:09.039 --> 00:14:11.519 As gay or in whatever, straight and. 343 00:14:11.200 --> 00:14:13.240 Nothing matters a little arbitrary at the end the night. 344 00:14:13.240 --> 00:14:15.360 I wish I would, I mean it. 345 00:14:15.360 --> 00:14:17.000 Would be yeah, in a in a in a nice 346 00:14:17.000 --> 00:14:18.799 world where no one gave a funk about any of 347 00:14:18.799 --> 00:14:19.399 that ship. 348 00:14:19.320 --> 00:14:21.960 Would be cool, no one gave make fun of. 349 00:14:22.240 --> 00:14:24.320 We got, we got, we got, We got ancient books 350 00:14:24.360 --> 00:14:26.279 that you know, say otherwise, we still gotta, you know, 351 00:14:26.320 --> 00:14:26.879 we still gotta. 352 00:14:27.159 --> 00:14:29.080 They're still here. We got any books that say the 353 00:14:29.120 --> 00:14:29.960 otherwise of the other one. 354 00:14:30.000 --> 00:14:32.960 Don't have flying cars, but we still have old dusty 355 00:14:33.000 --> 00:14:33.840 ass books. 356 00:14:34.200 --> 00:14:39.000 Yeah, in that great, it is nice. Especially. Look, I 357 00:14:39.039 --> 00:14:40.480 don't I gotta be real, I don't know how to 358 00:14:40.480 --> 00:14:50.399 segue into this. Try little tay uh. I don't even 359 00:14:50.399 --> 00:14:52.960 really even know who this person is. I only heard 360 00:14:53.039 --> 00:14:57.159 that name in like a rap song once and I 361 00:14:57.159 --> 00:14:58.399 was like, I don't know who that I don't know 362 00:14:58.440 --> 00:15:01.639 who that is, and I genuinely it didn't even inspire 363 00:15:01.720 --> 00:15:04.720 enough curiosity in me to look up who it was. 364 00:15:05.120 --> 00:15:07.399 Oh you know, yeah, so I was just like, all right, 365 00:15:08.320 --> 00:15:09.840 apparently like a young star. 366 00:15:09.960 --> 00:15:12.120 I guess the young. 367 00:15:11.960 --> 00:15:15.799 Girl that was obviously being taken advantage of by her 368 00:15:15.840 --> 00:15:18.279 parents by forcing her to do uh. 369 00:15:18.320 --> 00:15:20.200 It was like a Shirley Temple honey Boo boo situation. 370 00:15:20.360 --> 00:15:25.200 Yeah, And I guess her brother was on it too, 371 00:15:25.320 --> 00:15:26.440 because behind. 372 00:15:26.159 --> 00:15:29.039 The scenes there was a oh I do remember this saying. 373 00:15:29.039 --> 00:15:30.519 I don't know if it got left in a video 374 00:15:30.559 --> 00:15:32.879 because I don't know how it leaked, but it was 375 00:15:32.919 --> 00:15:35.039 showing that she was fucking up some lines and then 376 00:15:35.039 --> 00:15:37.200 she was getting coached by her brother because she was 377 00:15:37.240 --> 00:15:39.320 all about like, oh she has all this money and 378 00:15:39.360 --> 00:15:44.159 shit right, gottless money all or broken ship. And then 379 00:15:44.200 --> 00:15:48.480 I just started trying to beef with them. Bad baby, remember. 380 00:15:48.200 --> 00:15:52.279 Bad Baby to catch Yeah, Doctor Phil, the gift that 381 00:15:52.320 --> 00:15:55.320 always gives that I don't he can't stop giving, is 382 00:15:55.360 --> 00:15:55.960 he He's. 383 00:15:55.840 --> 00:16:01.080 A little fucking I feel like he's somehow connected to 384 00:16:01.120 --> 00:16:02.120 the devil, you know what I mean? 385 00:16:02.200 --> 00:16:03.639 Yeah, no, he probably is. 386 00:16:04.000 --> 00:16:07.519 Like he's a herald, like, you know, like he's releasing 387 00:16:07.720 --> 00:16:13.919 demons out of the yeah way to like groom people 388 00:16:13.919 --> 00:16:16.399 into accepting like demons or something. 389 00:16:16.440 --> 00:16:18.480 Because that catched me out. Shite, Come on, man, that's 390 00:16:18.559 --> 00:16:19.919 that's obviously demonic. 391 00:16:20.000 --> 00:16:20.600 Let's be real. 392 00:16:20.960 --> 00:16:23.240 Yeah, it is crazy. 393 00:16:23.919 --> 00:16:27.600 So so she went away after a walk and one 394 00:16:27.679 --> 00:16:30.519 gave a ship, right, what a quick little gimmick. I 395 00:16:30.559 --> 00:16:33.600 think she, uh, she might have. I don't know if 396 00:16:33.600 --> 00:16:36.559 she she either beef with Rice Gum or collabed with 397 00:16:36.639 --> 00:16:37.080 Rice Gum. 398 00:16:37.159 --> 00:16:39.919 I don't remember. There's probably a lot of. 399 00:16:39.879 --> 00:16:41.720 People that don't even listening that are what the fuck's 400 00:16:41.720 --> 00:16:42.559 a Rice Gum? 401 00:16:42.559 --> 00:16:44.919 Like, yeah, yeah, I think they're still around. Du He's 402 00:16:44.919 --> 00:16:47.720 just he's just not he does not he's on the 403 00:16:47.759 --> 00:16:50.639 surface anymore. Yeah, I don't know if you're serious or not. 404 00:16:50.679 --> 00:16:53.000 I'm dead serious. He's in the porn world. 405 00:16:53.039 --> 00:16:55.120 Well so Rice Gom. As far as the last and 406 00:16:55.639 --> 00:16:57.519 this could be outdated information. Last time I heard about 407 00:16:57.559 --> 00:16:58.840 this was like maybe like two years ago. 408 00:16:59.240 --> 00:17:00.320 But apparently like. 409 00:17:00.279 --> 00:17:05.400 He runs he basically has a company that runs people's 410 00:17:05.400 --> 00:17:05.839 only fans. 411 00:17:05.880 --> 00:17:06.839 Oh he's doing. 412 00:17:06.759 --> 00:17:08.400 They're all that's what they're all doing real estate and 413 00:17:08.440 --> 00:17:10.880 running only fans basically. 414 00:17:10.680 --> 00:17:14.119 Yeah, that's what that Jack Doherty. You know that little kid, 415 00:17:14.759 --> 00:17:17.880 Jack Doherty. Jack Doherty want to crashed his car. Yeah, 416 00:17:18.039 --> 00:17:20.200 he had a McLaren and he crashed it with his 417 00:17:20.240 --> 00:17:20.799 friend inside. 418 00:17:20.880 --> 00:17:21.480 Oh yeah, that's right. 419 00:17:21.480 --> 00:17:24.880 And he tragically survived. He tragically survived. His friend was 420 00:17:24.920 --> 00:17:25.480 all beat up. 421 00:17:27.599 --> 00:17:30.119 Pull the phone. I was like, Bro, your friend's flucked up. 422 00:17:30.160 --> 00:17:36.119 What he's like stream it? Yeah, coughing up blood. That's 423 00:17:36.200 --> 00:17:38.160 kind of how I don't get the blood on the phone. 424 00:17:38.160 --> 00:17:40.720 Bro, That's kind of how I know there isn't a god, 425 00:17:40.759 --> 00:17:41.240 you know what I mean? 426 00:17:42.240 --> 00:17:44.039 I say that like facetiously, but I also kind of 427 00:17:44.039 --> 00:17:45.400 believe it where it's like it's the same thing where 428 00:17:45.400 --> 00:17:47.519 it's like, oh, it grays Trump but exploded the head 429 00:17:47.559 --> 00:17:49.960 of a firefighter, you know. You know, it's like the 430 00:17:50.000 --> 00:17:51.599 little things like this where it's just like that can 431 00:17:51.680 --> 00:17:54.759 only be explained by an evil god or chaos. 432 00:17:54.880 --> 00:17:59.279 Right, I generally wonder how like it does disappoint me 433 00:17:59.400 --> 00:18:03.279 and also gar me how people cannot think about that, 434 00:18:03.319 --> 00:18:07.039 like what you just said, Oh, Jesus or God guided 435 00:18:07.039 --> 00:18:09.920 the bullet away, but yeah, it exploded in another guy's head. 436 00:18:10.319 --> 00:18:13.680 So what does a person who like, even even if 437 00:18:13.720 --> 00:18:16.759 he sucks, even if that sucks, since he's there, but 438 00:18:17.640 --> 00:18:20.440 he does good work with the community clearly. Yeah, if 439 00:18:20.440 --> 00:18:23.039 you're going to be a firefighter, even if it's voluntary 440 00:18:23.119 --> 00:18:25.720 or whatever, it's still it's still all good positive. 441 00:18:26.119 --> 00:18:31.039 It's it's it's like, you can't God can't be all 442 00:18:31.119 --> 00:18:34.519 loving you, like I like, look, maybe probably they. 443 00:18:34.359 --> 00:18:37.480 Definitely don't believe that anymore. It does like sanitize. 444 00:18:37.519 --> 00:18:40.200 There's enough people that do, but I yeah, when you 445 00:18:40.240 --> 00:18:43.240 get deep down to it, most of them don't. Because 446 00:18:43.240 --> 00:18:46.519 they even say that they're God fearing people, and it's like, 447 00:18:46.519 --> 00:18:49.200 why would you need a fear something that's benevolent? 448 00:18:49.279 --> 00:18:51.799 Yeah, you fear something that loves you. You fear mister Rogers. 449 00:18:52.799 --> 00:18:55.240 So they understand that to a certain extent, but then 450 00:18:55.279 --> 00:18:57.720 they also don't. It's just all cognitive. I think of 451 00:18:57.759 --> 00:19:00.559 God as like a whale, you know, like it might 452 00:19:00.640 --> 00:19:03.119 it might be like not you know, it might not 453 00:19:03.240 --> 00:19:04.920 like be want to hurt you, but like it could 454 00:19:04.960 --> 00:19:08.400 definitely hurt you in passing doing a fucking joke, you know, 455 00:19:08.400 --> 00:19:09.319 it would be funny if. 456 00:19:09.640 --> 00:19:12.079 She's like, it's just like it's like a powerful entity 457 00:19:12.119 --> 00:19:14.559 that's like an animal would actually make perfect sense. 458 00:19:14.640 --> 00:19:17.160 Yeah, classic whale humor that whales have. 459 00:19:17.359 --> 00:19:20.279 Yeah, you know, like they see you, they see you, 460 00:19:20.319 --> 00:19:22.160 and they guide boats to you. But at the same 461 00:19:22.200 --> 00:19:23.720 time they also like, hey, look at me, do a 462 00:19:23.720 --> 00:19:25.400 flip and it lands on you and kills you. 463 00:19:25.759 --> 00:19:30.599 They're like nice, watching so much. I don't want to 464 00:19:30.599 --> 00:19:31.000 get into that. 465 00:19:31.759 --> 00:19:34.000 No, I don't want to get it. Yeah. 466 00:19:34.039 --> 00:19:38.799 Yeah, so Little tay Uh turned eighteen, so naturally she 467 00:19:38.799 --> 00:19:39.599 started only fans. 468 00:19:39.680 --> 00:19:40.480 Yeah, immediately. 469 00:19:40.519 --> 00:19:43.960 The only thing that I saw that seemed controversial is 470 00:19:44.000 --> 00:19:47.480 I guess she she's been lying about her age, which 471 00:19:47.519 --> 00:19:49.640 would it would it would make sense, It would make 472 00:19:49.720 --> 00:19:53.759 more sense that she was lying fifty. Can you imagine? 473 00:19:53.920 --> 00:19:55.880 No, she was saying she was younger because there was 474 00:19:55.920 --> 00:19:59.920 a post that was circulating around where she was beef 475 00:20:00.160 --> 00:20:03.160 with Keeam Star of all people, and this was this 476 00:20:03.279 --> 00:20:05.759 was two years ago, in twenty twenty three, and she 477 00:20:06.000 --> 00:20:09.200 mentioned that she was fourteen. She says it, like, so 478 00:20:09.240 --> 00:20:12.000 then that would mean she's sixteen now where people are like, 479 00:20:12.240 --> 00:20:12.759 what the fuck? 480 00:20:12.839 --> 00:20:16.200 This is illegal? And then but if you look online, 481 00:20:16.240 --> 00:20:16.839 it says. 482 00:20:16.640 --> 00:20:19.799 No, she was she was born in O seven and 483 00:20:19.880 --> 00:20:23.279 so that would make her eighteen now and right, So 484 00:20:23.319 --> 00:20:26.920 the thing is there's born in two thousand and seven. 485 00:20:27.359 --> 00:20:30.559 By the way, it sounds pretty wild. Is horrifying for 486 00:20:30.640 --> 00:20:34.799 me to imagine I was a seventh grader fucking assassin's creed. 487 00:20:35.000 --> 00:20:40.119 That's everything that's relevant to my life is probably fucking BioShock. 488 00:20:40.599 --> 00:20:43.480 Yeah, everything like a lot of yo you missed. Do 489 00:20:43.519 --> 00:20:46.400 you hear about that guy? Oh my god, that babe. 490 00:20:46.440 --> 00:20:48.319 That embryo, the old baby. 491 00:20:49.119 --> 00:20:51.079 Oh what I mean old like an embryo that was 492 00:20:51.119 --> 00:20:52.160 held in frozen. 493 00:20:51.880 --> 00:20:53.720 So there was an embry Yeah, it was like fertilized 494 00:20:53.839 --> 00:20:56.079 in the in nineteen ninety four or something and then 495 00:20:56.200 --> 00:21:00.000 frozen and then now it's now they're like going through 496 00:21:00.119 --> 00:21:02.160 with like the I guess the pregnancy. 497 00:21:02.440 --> 00:21:04.240 It's like, dude, if I found that out about myself, 498 00:21:04.279 --> 00:21:05.599 I would lose my fucking mind. 499 00:21:05.759 --> 00:21:08.200 That'd be interesting. Piss me off so hard. 500 00:21:08.480 --> 00:21:10.039 Yeah, especially being born now. 501 00:21:10.200 --> 00:21:12.160 Yeah, imagine like you could have been born like granted, 502 00:21:12.200 --> 00:21:14.559 like the nineties isn't a great time either, because you're 503 00:21:14.640 --> 00:21:19.000 ultimately living to see the downfall of everything. But miss you, 504 00:21:19.039 --> 00:21:21.960 miss like you you never got to live in a 505 00:21:22.000 --> 00:21:24.519 world even though you were destined, you were you were 506 00:21:25.160 --> 00:21:28.119 born or you were going to be born at a 507 00:21:28.160 --> 00:21:31.480 time where you can at least experience a time where 508 00:21:31.519 --> 00:21:33.880 like one hundred percent of art was created by people, 509 00:21:34.359 --> 00:21:35.839 and now you have to live in a world where 510 00:21:35.880 --> 00:21:39.240 like most things are ai and like nothing is real. Yeah, 511 00:21:39.400 --> 00:21:40.640 I'd crash out so hard. 512 00:21:40.839 --> 00:21:45.759 I'd be very upset. Dick, the dollar is fucking ship 513 00:21:45.960 --> 00:21:46.359 right now. 514 00:21:46.400 --> 00:21:48.519 So when that baby gets older and older and older, 515 00:21:48.759 --> 00:21:51.160 it's like, oh, the dollar. 516 00:21:50.920 --> 00:21:52.319 Is fucking useless. Now. 517 00:21:52.799 --> 00:21:57.039 Oh, every there's now five, it's going to be normalized 518 00:21:57.039 --> 00:21:59.079 to have like five people in one bedrooms, you know, 519 00:21:59.319 --> 00:22:00.400 and one bedroom apartment. 520 00:22:01.119 --> 00:22:03.200 It's like it's like a Charlie Bucket. 521 00:22:03.759 --> 00:22:08.240 Uh, what is it the Willy Wonka? 522 00:22:08.079 --> 00:22:08.279 Yah? 523 00:22:08.319 --> 00:22:10.880 Yeah, yeah, it's all the old people sleeping in the 524 00:22:10.920 --> 00:22:13.039 same bed head to head to tell that's in that 525 00:22:13.119 --> 00:22:13.680 one room. 526 00:22:13.839 --> 00:22:14.920 That's crazy to think about that. 527 00:22:15.000 --> 00:22:18.839 Like, no, man, if I missed all of the stuff, 528 00:22:19.000 --> 00:22:21.240 I always because I was arguing like this is the 529 00:22:22.440 --> 00:22:30.359 legitimately the the the the most beneficial technology was invented 530 00:22:31.880 --> 00:22:34.160 while we were alive, Like you know, like see as 531 00:22:34.200 --> 00:22:38.759 far as like the advancements of like bluetooth and and 532 00:22:38.000 --> 00:22:43.720 some waves, certain certain waves, well I guess those were discoveries, 533 00:22:43.799 --> 00:22:47.400 not inventions, but like certain things that were the groundwork 534 00:22:47.599 --> 00:22:49.599 when things were still weird back in the day, like 535 00:22:50.160 --> 00:22:53.279 who cares the advancements and some of the some of 536 00:22:53.279 --> 00:22:57.880 the inventions now. It's especially when it comes to like cameras, 537 00:22:57.920 --> 00:23:00.880 how good they are now? Yeah, whatever the fuck it 538 00:23:00.960 --> 00:23:02.720 was back in the day, I would say the Wow, 539 00:23:02.839 --> 00:23:05.279 this thing was probably in the Industrial Revolution or like 540 00:23:05.319 --> 00:23:09.519 say that obvious where people were born in the eighteen 541 00:23:09.559 --> 00:23:14.319 hundreds had nothing, no toilets, no electricity, nothing, and then 542 00:23:14.519 --> 00:23:16.920 living being fifty years old and having all that shit. 543 00:23:17.079 --> 00:23:21.599 Yeah, that's probably the only other time in history that's 544 00:23:21.680 --> 00:23:25.200 just like shock. I imagine imagine like being somewhere some 545 00:23:25.359 --> 00:23:29.640 person in the West. They're like well being being a 546 00:23:29.640 --> 00:23:32.079 person that's in like the northeast of the world of 547 00:23:32.119 --> 00:23:34.160 an America, and you're kind of like focusing on bullshit, 548 00:23:34.200 --> 00:23:36.359 and by the time you turn fifty, you're like, oh, 549 00:23:36.440 --> 00:23:39.519 California is a place over there now, and so is 550 00:23:40.000 --> 00:23:42.839 like all of the westward expansion, and seeing like, oh 551 00:23:42.920 --> 00:23:45.640 that happened during my life is that was the thing 552 00:23:45.640 --> 00:23:47.240 that people went through, And it's like, what the fuck 553 00:23:47.279 --> 00:23:47.960 do you think people have? 554 00:23:48.079 --> 00:23:50.720 Like panic attacks, like say, well they must have. Say 555 00:23:50.759 --> 00:23:53.720 you were born in the west where there was just 556 00:23:54.039 --> 00:23:57.400 cabins and maybe one train, and it's hot as shit 557 00:23:57.480 --> 00:23:59.920 and you had to live with lizards and swarpions and shit, 558 00:24:00.519 --> 00:24:02.519 and then you finally took a train all the way east. 559 00:24:03.440 --> 00:24:09.960 You're like the fucking brick fucking yeah, cobblestone, fucking lamps 560 00:24:10.000 --> 00:24:15.160 and ship You're like, what the fuck is this? What's 561 00:24:15.319 --> 00:24:16.000 what's crazy? 562 00:24:16.000 --> 00:24:17.119 What's what? 563 00:24:17.200 --> 00:24:19.119 I always thinking about this, Like the era of like 564 00:24:19.279 --> 00:24:22.480 New York City being built, like when they were making 565 00:24:22.480 --> 00:24:24.480 it the way it is not like imagine seeing it, 566 00:24:24.599 --> 00:24:27.759 like during what the. 567 00:24:27.799 --> 00:24:30.480 There's pictures, there's pictures you can see of it, and 568 00:24:30.680 --> 00:24:33.559 and it doesn't it doesn't register to me it's even possible. 569 00:24:34.240 --> 00:24:38.440 There was never that there was ever grass there, Like 570 00:24:38.480 --> 00:24:40.200 it's crazy, that's an island. 571 00:24:40.400 --> 00:24:42.079 It's it's imagine last. 572 00:24:42.119 --> 00:24:44.559 But I saw like the the building of like I 573 00:24:44.599 --> 00:24:46.359 never saw the grass there, but I saw like buildings 574 00:24:46.359 --> 00:24:50.000 of like like people like them actually creating what is 575 00:24:50.039 --> 00:24:53.400 time square that like putting up them, like putting up 576 00:24:53.440 --> 00:24:57.119 the I'm thinking of monument. That's definitely not it, like 577 00:24:57.119 --> 00:25:00.960 the umpire washing monument. Yeah, the the Empire State building 578 00:25:01.000 --> 00:25:03.960 like it's it's building process and I'm like, this is 579 00:25:04.079 --> 00:25:06.359 and they had just people like I love the people 580 00:25:06.440 --> 00:25:08.039 just like the beams like that real ship. 581 00:25:08.160 --> 00:25:10.119 Yeah, I love that. They just didn't care about those 582 00:25:10.160 --> 00:25:10.720 people at all. 583 00:25:10.880 --> 00:25:14.720 It Yeah, it's sucking no safety, who cares? Like that's real. 584 00:25:14.880 --> 00:25:17.480 I was like, what the fund which is at each 585 00:25:17.480 --> 00:25:22.640 other like almost hit the whole thing is like a 586 00:25:22.680 --> 00:25:27.359 fucking buster keat and like old Groucho marks ass fucking 587 00:25:27.559 --> 00:25:29.839 it routine. It's weird to seeing that that is a 588 00:25:29.920 --> 00:25:32.079 development because I don't know what what have I seen 589 00:25:32.440 --> 00:25:35.119 visually changed that much in my life other than like news, 590 00:25:35.240 --> 00:25:37.839 it's all kind of like everything like everything's kind of 591 00:25:38.279 --> 00:25:39.880 done already, you know what I mean, Like there's no 592 00:25:39.920 --> 00:25:42.160 overhere for the most part, I think, yeah, you're never. 593 00:25:42.079 --> 00:25:45.519 Gonna see, Like I think the only the craziest thing 594 00:25:45.559 --> 00:25:49.200 that in my life, which is by the way, still 595 00:25:49.279 --> 00:25:52.240 such a a joke in comparison to seeing New York 596 00:25:52.279 --> 00:25:54.000 City being built or something. But I remember a cross 597 00:25:54.000 --> 00:25:57.680 County being like there's a mall or in the Westchester. 598 00:25:58.559 --> 00:26:00.640 In Westchester where I lived, it was like a really 599 00:26:00.720 --> 00:26:03.400 dinky piece of ship that was like it was really 600 00:26:03.400 --> 00:26:04.880 there was like a it was like one of those 601 00:26:04.880 --> 00:26:06.720 places where it looked like a bunch of strip malls 602 00:26:06.720 --> 00:26:09.200 put next to each other, like facing each other, and 603 00:26:09.240 --> 00:26:12.279 then like on the second floor there would be like 604 00:26:13.240 --> 00:26:16.799 some weird like kid zone or something like some weird 605 00:26:16.880 --> 00:26:19.400 fucking thing with a ball pit in it and some 606 00:26:19.440 --> 00:26:23.599 guy smoking, and that became like a really high end 607 00:26:24.200 --> 00:26:25.759 place to the point where like I went back there, 608 00:26:25.799 --> 00:26:28.480 I was like, this is fucking it's cool, but like, 609 00:26:28.480 --> 00:26:29.839 what the fuck happened here? 610 00:26:31.000 --> 00:26:33.000 For me? But that's it for me? I think it's 611 00:26:33.119 --> 00:26:35.960 I think I've ever seen anything. What's that? Was that? 612 00:26:36.039 --> 00:26:36.880 The World Trade signing? 613 00:26:36.880 --> 00:26:38.799 Because I remember, I remember the building, and I remember 614 00:26:38.839 --> 00:26:41.759 the whole I remember the whole Imber. 615 00:26:43.079 --> 00:26:46.400 I've never been to either of them. No, I don't 616 00:26:46.440 --> 00:26:46.920 know whatever. 617 00:26:47.640 --> 00:26:49.839 Well, first of all, we we've already been over on 618 00:26:49.880 --> 00:26:53.279 this podcast. I don't like the Twin Towers. I think 619 00:26:53.319 --> 00:26:55.960 they're ugly, they're very and I'm glad they're gone. 620 00:26:56.119 --> 00:27:00.559 And like it's like, why deviate from like the uh, 621 00:27:02.039 --> 00:27:05.759 like the deco, the art deco. It's laying like why 622 00:27:05.839 --> 00:27:07.400 deviate from that? That ship was awesome? 623 00:27:07.559 --> 00:27:09.599 There's somebody there's so many buildings in New York that 624 00:27:09.640 --> 00:27:12.640 are like BioShock buildings, and then like there's the two Tower, 625 00:27:12.720 --> 00:27:15.440 and it's just like here's looks like two giant It's 626 00:27:15.480 --> 00:27:17.799 like it's like it's like it was put together a 627 00:27:17.799 --> 00:27:23.519 micro This is laying a representation of like this is uh, 628 00:27:23.799 --> 00:27:27.640 postmodernist stagnancy. This is not to be fair, you didn't 629 00:27:27.680 --> 00:27:31.000 have to blow up three thousand people, but. 630 00:27:34.000 --> 00:27:35.519 The building that's there is way nicer you. 631 00:27:35.440 --> 00:27:38.000 Think about it, It's a small price to pay relative 632 00:27:38.119 --> 00:27:42.279 to how people clearly don't care about people dying. 633 00:27:43.359 --> 00:27:45.359 What do you think? What do you think about like the. 634 00:27:45.279 --> 00:27:49.599 Medical industry, just as a small example of being us 635 00:27:49.640 --> 00:27:55.519 being completely okay because well no we because me, what 636 00:27:55.599 --> 00:27:57.559 have what have what have you. 637 00:27:57.599 --> 00:28:00.960 Done to stop this? I don't know exactly, Like we're 638 00:28:00.960 --> 00:28:01.680 we're okay with it. 639 00:28:01.799 --> 00:28:04.960 Yeah, tens of thousands of people die by getting their 640 00:28:04.960 --> 00:28:08.519 claims rejected, maybe even hundreds of thousands collectively. So that's 641 00:28:08.599 --> 00:28:12.000 just like a handful of insurance companies makes like probably 642 00:28:12.000 --> 00:28:13.279 one hundred thousand deaths a year. 643 00:28:13.359 --> 00:28:17.319 Yeah, to be fair okay in this context means uh complicit, 644 00:28:17.480 --> 00:28:21.599 passively not supportive, but like just kind of not Yeah, 645 00:28:21.640 --> 00:28:23.079 you don't care enough about it to change. 646 00:28:22.960 --> 00:28:24.559 It, not directly working again again. 647 00:28:24.839 --> 00:28:26.960 And to me, that's you know that that is being 648 00:28:26.960 --> 00:28:28.920 okay with right, because there's certain. 649 00:28:28.720 --> 00:28:32.759 That I'm I'm okay with the weird fucking uh growth 650 00:28:33.079 --> 00:28:35.119 flood thing happening in that bathroom. 651 00:28:35.400 --> 00:28:37.240 It actually makes me think. I was like, I should 652 00:28:37.319 --> 00:28:38.599 I be near that thing? 653 00:28:38.880 --> 00:28:38.960 No? 654 00:28:39.000 --> 00:28:40.680 I actually found out what it was and had a 655 00:28:40.720 --> 00:28:41.519 guy look at look at it. 656 00:28:41.519 --> 00:28:43.400 Oh really yeah yeah, He said like this is just 657 00:28:43.440 --> 00:28:46.079 a dead termite nest, which why you had that termament problem. 658 00:28:46.079 --> 00:28:48.000 It was like, oh, okay, are is it active? And 659 00:28:48.000 --> 00:28:51.440 I was like, no, did you remove it? Is it 660 00:28:51.519 --> 00:28:54.720 still still there? No? Way. The guy showed up and 661 00:28:54.720 --> 00:28:56.440 he was like, oh well, I asked him. 662 00:28:56.440 --> 00:28:59.119 I asked him like is it is it? Do I? 663 00:28:59.119 --> 00:29:00.720 Because I don't use this, do I need to get 664 00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:01.559 ready to keep it? 665 00:29:01.839 --> 00:29:03.880 I did ask him because I was like, it's kind 666 00:29:03.880 --> 00:29:06.640 of cool, like if it's if there's no danger and 667 00:29:06.680 --> 00:29:10.480 there's and there's nothing in it that would damage the apartments, like. 668 00:29:11.200 --> 00:29:15.079 Call call that guy and and and get free money. 669 00:29:15.160 --> 00:29:18.200 Because he just left that that is like against work ethic. 670 00:29:18.319 --> 00:29:20.880 It's cool, get free would just get like all right, awesome, 671 00:29:21.240 --> 00:29:24.000 I'm gonna get free money from your fucking job because 672 00:29:24.000 --> 00:29:26.200 you just left that year. Yeah, what are you supposed 673 00:29:26.240 --> 00:29:28.480 to remove that ship? If I told him not to? 674 00:29:29.039 --> 00:29:31.440 So, like, if you call pest control right and you're 675 00:29:31.440 --> 00:29:33.599 actually trying to get rid of rats or something, are you, well, 676 00:29:33.720 --> 00:29:35.960 they find they find a possum, like, oh there's a problem. 677 00:29:36.039 --> 00:29:38.559 That was one stinking and then someone was like leave. 678 00:29:38.400 --> 00:29:41.279 It, I can I have that? Do you think they 679 00:29:41.319 --> 00:29:44.599 would be? Okay? You know what's crazy. 680 00:29:44.599 --> 00:29:46.640 It's like there's a spider in that room that's been 681 00:29:46.799 --> 00:29:51.000 fucking feasting and so I guess that's why it's like 682 00:29:51.039 --> 00:29:54.640 completely deserted, like there's no there's no termites there at all. 683 00:29:55.119 --> 00:29:57.480 It's completely done. There's a spider just chilling above it. 684 00:29:57.519 --> 00:29:59.960 Like oh, I was like this is a cool place. 685 00:30:00.359 --> 00:30:01.920 Yeah, thanks Holmie. Yeah. 686 00:30:02.240 --> 00:30:04.119 I like having a house spider. I like having had 687 00:30:04.160 --> 00:30:04.759 an old guy. 688 00:30:05.079 --> 00:30:05.359 Yeah. 689 00:30:05.480 --> 00:30:07.359 I like if they're not too big. If they get 690 00:30:07.359 --> 00:30:09.039 too big, I'm like, I'm sorry, budd, you can't be here. 691 00:30:09.119 --> 00:30:09.640 They can't. 692 00:30:10.039 --> 00:30:13.880 I can't see them interfere with my life directly. The 693 00:30:13.920 --> 00:30:16.039 second I'm like I'm sitting on the toilet or whatever 694 00:30:16.079 --> 00:30:17.200 and it's like right in front of me. 695 00:30:17.759 --> 00:30:19.119 It's done, like I gotta kill you. 696 00:30:19.119 --> 00:30:24.599 You've you've you've gone against They did that to me 697 00:30:24.839 --> 00:30:25.599 in the living room. 698 00:30:25.640 --> 00:30:27.160 It was in the corner, one of those little corner 699 00:30:27.200 --> 00:30:28.359 things and like, oh, there's a spider. 700 00:30:28.440 --> 00:30:31.039 Yeah, stay there, and then it nope. They're by my 701 00:30:31.079 --> 00:30:33.480 computer starting to move next to my aunt. But I'm like, you, 702 00:30:33.559 --> 00:30:36.359 come on, I had to give my chunkola and bam. 703 00:30:36.480 --> 00:30:38.400 Yeah. I never feel good about it. I never feel good. 704 00:30:38.440 --> 00:30:40.359 I feel I feel like I'm doing what I wish 705 00:30:40.359 --> 00:30:42.160 it must be done. I feel like I didn't have 706 00:30:42.240 --> 00:30:44.319 I wish I didn't have to kill animals like I wish. 707 00:30:44.279 --> 00:30:47.319 I'm like, oh, man, just exist, Like I wish I 708 00:30:47.359 --> 00:30:49.839 could communicate with you to be like hey, it's like 709 00:30:49.839 --> 00:30:51.599 a rumors, like, hey, you could live here as long 710 00:30:51.640 --> 00:30:54.559 as you want. Avoid Lily, she's gonna freak out about you, 711 00:30:55.400 --> 00:30:58.200 and just please just try to remove the smaller pass 712 00:30:58.279 --> 00:30:59.440 So why I'd be like, yeah, I can do that 713 00:30:59.480 --> 00:31:01.480 for you, and we go. I'd even leave food out 714 00:31:01.480 --> 00:31:05.839 for him. How you feel? How would you? How was 715 00:31:05.880 --> 00:31:06.920 it being a spider's spider? 716 00:31:07.039 --> 00:31:07.839 I like much. 717 00:31:08.240 --> 00:31:10.000 I don't really know. I don't know about things. Really, 718 00:31:10.119 --> 00:31:12.960 they're much outside of being a spider a lot. How 719 00:31:13.079 --> 00:31:14.880 I feel how would you feel if you could if 720 00:31:14.880 --> 00:31:18.160 you had like doctor if you had like Doctor Doolittle powers, Right, 721 00:31:18.559 --> 00:31:20.279 you get like kind of communicate with animals. 722 00:31:20.319 --> 00:31:21.880 Sure, and there was a spider in your house. 723 00:31:22.599 --> 00:31:26.200 Uh, and you weren't exactly positive, but like there's a 724 00:31:26.240 --> 00:31:28.799 little there's some contextclusion the way that he speaks that 725 00:31:28.960 --> 00:31:32.440 indicates that he's a pedophile. Oh, man, I mean that's 726 00:31:32.440 --> 00:31:35.799 an easy smash, But he's a spider pedophile, so's I 727 00:31:35.880 --> 00:31:38.680 still So he's like younger than any Like he's younger 728 00:31:38.759 --> 00:31:41.440 than anybody that he could conceivably What. 729 00:31:41.400 --> 00:31:43.640 Do you mean, is it a pedophileer lisp the humans 730 00:31:43.839 --> 00:31:45.160 or is it a pedophile the spider. 731 00:31:45.279 --> 00:31:46.039 Yeah, that's up to you. 732 00:31:46.119 --> 00:31:48.960 Like baby spiders, that's up to you. Baby spiders. 733 00:31:49.000 --> 00:31:51.279 I mean they eat they eat baby spiders. 734 00:31:51.319 --> 00:31:53.839 So like whatever I feel like at that moment, I 735 00:31:53.839 --> 00:31:55.960 would just I would be like, look, you have to leave. 736 00:31:56.400 --> 00:31:59.000 That's it. You just have to leave. Really crush it. 737 00:31:59.000 --> 00:32:01.960 It's time to crush it. And you can't. You can't leave. 738 00:32:02.039 --> 00:32:02.839 You can't leave them. 739 00:32:02.960 --> 00:32:06.079 You can't leave those PDF files alive. Man, that's true. 740 00:32:06.160 --> 00:32:11.000 Because I'm yeah, like you doctor little powers and then 741 00:32:11.039 --> 00:32:12.279 you get like a racist dog. 742 00:32:13.160 --> 00:32:13.920 There's a lot of those. 743 00:32:14.359 --> 00:32:17.640 Yeah, it's that's one thing that and it's not like scared. 744 00:32:17.720 --> 00:32:19.480 It's like, no, it's like a bigoted dog. Like for 745 00:32:19.519 --> 00:32:24.279 some reason it understands. That is one thing that's never 746 00:32:24.319 --> 00:32:26.200 brought up in the cats versus dogs. The base is 747 00:32:26.200 --> 00:32:27.680 like they're probably. I do feel like that. 748 00:32:28.319 --> 00:32:30.279 I do think there are more racist dogs than there 749 00:32:30.279 --> 00:32:32.440 are racist cats, because I don't think cats can be racist. 750 00:32:33.119 --> 00:32:38.000 I don't. I think I think they're not technically they're 751 00:32:38.079 --> 00:32:40.279 racist in the way like when people talk about how 752 00:32:40.279 --> 00:32:42.960 Donald Trump's a racist, I'm like, he's a racist because 753 00:32:43.039 --> 00:32:47.319 he's an elitist because by in the I don't think 754 00:32:47.319 --> 00:32:50.960 he cares about anyone but himself. But because these people 755 00:32:51.039 --> 00:32:53.359 are clearly beneath him, they would never step in on 756 00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:56.039 his golf courses. They don't have the amount of money 757 00:32:56.039 --> 00:32:57.920 to you know, that's the way that he associates. Something's 758 00:32:57.960 --> 00:33:01.240 broki's that are not You're definitely not on my level. 759 00:33:01.319 --> 00:33:01.920 I know what you're saying. 760 00:33:02.039 --> 00:33:03.359 And I feel like that's how cats behave. 761 00:33:03.480 --> 00:33:06.119 Cats feel superior, but like they're also like you can't 762 00:33:06.160 --> 00:33:09.079 teach a cat to hate black people more than anybody else, right, 763 00:33:09.119 --> 00:33:09.759 It's just like. 764 00:33:09.759 --> 00:33:11.400 I mean, you can, you can, but that's because of 765 00:33:11.440 --> 00:33:13.720 the fact that cats are not as easy to train. 766 00:33:14.599 --> 00:33:16.880 It doesn't change the reality the outcome, I mean outcomes 767 00:33:17.000 --> 00:33:19.279 that there are no racist cats and there are many. 768 00:33:19.119 --> 00:33:21.920 Races that you can like. But that's the argument. You 769 00:33:21.920 --> 00:33:23.880 can't teach a cat to save a life the way 770 00:33:23.880 --> 00:33:25.519 you can teach a dog to save its life. So 771 00:33:25.559 --> 00:33:29.079 it's like, okay, cool that at the same so at 772 00:33:29.079 --> 00:33:31.119 the same time, it's like, well, you can. A dog 773 00:33:31.200 --> 00:33:33.000 is easier to be trained, you know, But I'm pretty 774 00:33:33.039 --> 00:33:35.880 sure there's way more dogs that have done good for 775 00:33:36.720 --> 00:33:39.640 people of various groups than cats have, you know, like 776 00:33:39.680 --> 00:33:43.480 the benefits that dogs have given to this world across 777 00:33:43.480 --> 00:33:47.079 the spectrum you're saying it. I think, like a dog 778 00:33:47.720 --> 00:33:50.559 like a dog. A dog being taught to be racist, 779 00:33:50.559 --> 00:33:54.880 to attack people are particular ethnicities, I think is very unfortunate, 780 00:33:54.920 --> 00:33:56.839 But I think it's outweighed by like all the help 781 00:33:56.880 --> 00:33:59.000 that dogs have done in history. 782 00:33:59.039 --> 00:34:00.559 For me, I feel like that's kind of easy to say. 783 00:34:00.599 --> 00:34:01.480 I think that's not crazy. 784 00:34:01.480 --> 00:34:03.359 So do you think, like I think human feels gotten 785 00:34:03.359 --> 00:34:05.680 this far because of Doggons. You feel the same way 786 00:34:05.960 --> 00:34:10.280 for white Europeans, then, oh no, they're scott. I mean no, 787 00:34:10.920 --> 00:34:11.639 I think I think so. 788 00:34:11.760 --> 00:34:14.760 You don't think the the the gross racism that a 789 00:34:14.800 --> 00:34:17.199 lot of them, like the Aryan race and all that 790 00:34:17.320 --> 00:34:20.400 supremacy bullshit, doesn't out. 791 00:34:22.239 --> 00:34:27.199 Eclipsed by the like the twin Towers being built. Okay, 792 00:34:27.280 --> 00:34:33.360 now now my count argument. Name name nine objectively good 793 00:34:33.400 --> 00:34:37.039 things done. I'm not gonna say that. Name nine good 794 00:34:37.039 --> 00:34:41.280 things done by white people? Please outwait? Nine objective objectively 795 00:34:41.440 --> 00:34:47.079 not not? Did did? Did they patch Adams? Did they 796 00:34:47.159 --> 00:34:52.039 invent butter? White people do like it? Did some mess 797 00:34:52.199 --> 00:34:53.920 people that did that? We did it? 798 00:34:54.480 --> 00:34:55.039 I got nothing. 799 00:34:57.559 --> 00:35:00.960 I don't know. I don't know least part why he 800 00:35:01.039 --> 00:35:02.639 made Spider Man. 801 00:35:03.320 --> 00:35:05.679 You're so close to being KKK. It's kind of crazy. 802 00:35:05.840 --> 00:35:08.199 It's really insanely not true. 803 00:35:08.400 --> 00:35:10.639 It's you are like you're on the horseshoe. You could 804 00:35:10.719 --> 00:35:12.880 like one you're one bad day away from being like 805 00:35:12.920 --> 00:35:13.639 basically like. 806 00:35:13.840 --> 00:35:15.920 One bad day being a black person growing up. What 807 00:35:15.960 --> 00:35:16.920 we did and that didn't happen. 808 00:35:17.159 --> 00:35:19.920 I'm just up state New York. 809 00:35:20.039 --> 00:35:22.760 You probably would have been where I went to school, 810 00:35:22.880 --> 00:35:24.320 Whether it's not a. 811 00:35:26.719 --> 00:35:29.639 Don't get me where there's a sundowntown. That's true, but 812 00:35:29.679 --> 00:35:32.880 it's it's objectively like I guess it's worse than the city. 813 00:35:33.800 --> 00:35:35.840 But like, hey, what do you think would happened if 814 00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:38.800 we moved to that New Arkansas city where? Oh my god, 815 00:35:39.079 --> 00:35:41.119 what do you think what happened? If we actually just 816 00:35:41.159 --> 00:35:44.000 go there? I would go we should do it? How 817 00:35:44.000 --> 00:35:46.280 can you actually? We should do that? 818 00:35:46.400 --> 00:35:50.559 Work would like that we do a live show there, 819 00:35:50.679 --> 00:35:53.880 We do a live show in that in that sundown town. 820 00:35:54.000 --> 00:35:55.639 I love it, hilarious. 821 00:35:55.760 --> 00:35:58.760 We should I'd be like, what you guys don't like 822 00:35:58.760 --> 00:36:01.039 like five business five people show up? 823 00:36:01.320 --> 00:36:04.559 I mean probably like being there to be so like 824 00:36:04.679 --> 00:36:07.519 what's the what is the point of being here? Just 825 00:36:07.519 --> 00:36:11.239 to upset them? Why? Like we can fire bomb their 826 00:36:11.280 --> 00:36:14.840 businesses that set up more? Take a pick out of 827 00:36:14.840 --> 00:36:16.559 their books, Well. 828 00:36:16.480 --> 00:36:19.559 Give them a taste no medicine, the Black Wall Street style, you. 829 00:36:19.599 --> 00:36:22.000 Know what I mean? Yeah, that's not that's not tall. 830 00:36:22.079 --> 00:36:24.280 History books really funny. Well, yeah, there's not at all. 831 00:36:24.360 --> 00:36:29.360 There's there's many, there's many Catholic school really yeah, there's 832 00:36:29.360 --> 00:36:31.079 no way. I'm not even kidding. There's no way you 833 00:36:31.119 --> 00:36:33.280 learned that and that's not that's not even remote. Probably 834 00:36:33.360 --> 00:36:36.840 like one one percent of kids that learned about that. 835 00:36:37.039 --> 00:36:39.639 You might have heard about you, you did not learn 836 00:36:39.679 --> 00:36:41.599 that's in your career like a teacher. 837 00:36:41.760 --> 00:36:42.599 I am so dead. 838 00:36:42.880 --> 00:36:44.639 Yeah that might be a road teacher. 839 00:36:44.800 --> 00:36:48.719 No way, curriculum, I'm so I don't. 840 00:36:48.760 --> 00:36:50.480 I don't believe you. 841 00:36:50.679 --> 00:36:52.519 I just think that it was because I just lied. 842 00:36:53.519 --> 00:36:54.800 Oh so you were being like a real. 843 00:36:54.719 --> 00:36:59.760 Liar, Like there's there's no curriculum that you're going to 844 00:36:59.840 --> 00:37:02.559 learn something like that at all in America. Well, yeah, 845 00:37:02.639 --> 00:37:04.800 at all. There's a lot of neat stuff the teacher 846 00:37:04.840 --> 00:37:06.920 would see. A teacher would tell you that maybe in 847 00:37:06.960 --> 00:37:09.360 like high school, because your job is cooked if you 848 00:37:09.360 --> 00:37:12.960 tell somebody about that. Yeah, well yeah, we didn't really 849 00:37:13.000 --> 00:37:15.800 even we didn't really finish moral posturing for a good 850 00:37:15.840 --> 00:37:19.000 thirty minutes. Yeah, so let's talk about pedophile a little tizzy. 851 00:37:19.039 --> 00:37:20.079 We didn't finish a little tizy. 852 00:37:20.119 --> 00:37:21.599 Yeah, a little telly. A bunch of people signed up. 853 00:37:21.519 --> 00:37:24.960 Immediately, pamillion, she made a million dollars. But I'm just 854 00:37:25.039 --> 00:37:25.960 hoping that screenshot. 855 00:37:26.039 --> 00:37:29.239 It just feels the whole thing feels like just completely 856 00:37:29.880 --> 00:37:34.760 like bullshit, because I believe it. I mean maybe. Uh. 857 00:37:34.880 --> 00:37:37.159 There's the only reason I say that is because, first 858 00:37:37.199 --> 00:37:37.960 of all, it was. 859 00:37:39.280 --> 00:37:44.320 The uh it seemed kind of like, let me look, 860 00:37:44.480 --> 00:37:47.119 everybody knows how to screenshot on a phone or on 861 00:37:47.199 --> 00:37:47.840 a computer. 862 00:37:48.239 --> 00:37:49.920 Yeah, it's just one button. 863 00:37:50.360 --> 00:37:53.719 So I uh, it's you know how some people try 864 00:37:53.760 --> 00:37:56.280 to fake authenticity. That's what this feels like to me, 865 00:37:56.280 --> 00:38:00.159 because it was a picture, a photo. Somebody took their 866 00:38:00.199 --> 00:38:02.400 phone and took a picture of the computer screen of 867 00:38:02.440 --> 00:38:04.639 showing oh, we made a million dollars, And I'm like, 868 00:38:06.000 --> 00:38:10.679 I don't you're too young to do that. You know 869 00:38:10.880 --> 00:38:14.239 you're too brother, there I done it before. You're not 870 00:38:14.440 --> 00:38:18.079 fucking eighteen years old right now. Sure she is too 871 00:38:18.119 --> 00:38:21.199 young to even the concept of even doing that. Doesn't 872 00:38:21.199 --> 00:38:24.559 even match your timeline because like it's so intuitive to 873 00:38:24.599 --> 00:38:27.639 just screenshot. Now, I feel like that's weird evidence. 874 00:38:28.199 --> 00:38:31.280 It's well, it's what I would say is just supporting. 875 00:38:32.280 --> 00:38:35.280 And if I would say, Okham's razor, where it's like. 876 00:38:35.280 --> 00:38:37.039 I think's razor is that there's a lot of people 877 00:38:37.199 --> 00:38:38.960 waiting for people to turn eighteen to give them money. 878 00:38:39.000 --> 00:38:40.920 Yeah, that's not that's not so that's not my I 879 00:38:41.000 --> 00:38:46.280 don't think it was because bad Baby was actually very 880 00:38:46.320 --> 00:38:49.960 popular and rapping and actually in the public eye. Yeah, 881 00:38:50.679 --> 00:38:52.559 like even you were saying to yourself, you didn't really 882 00:38:52.599 --> 00:38:53.920 even know who the fuck Little Tay is. 883 00:38:54.360 --> 00:38:59.239 Sure there was all these people just waiting for Lil Tay, Like, 884 00:38:59.280 --> 00:39:02.599 I wait, hundred percent who I think. I think, where's 885 00:39:02.599 --> 00:39:03.480 her audience? 886 00:39:03.559 --> 00:39:06.639 I think I don't think. I don't think they intersect 887 00:39:06.719 --> 00:39:07.360 with ours at all. 888 00:39:07.880 --> 00:39:10.960 I just don't think there's I don't so the way 889 00:39:10.960 --> 00:39:12.039 that a lot of people place. 890 00:39:12.000 --> 00:39:14.440 Some Spanish YouTuber with like millions and millions and millions 891 00:39:14.440 --> 00:39:15.079 and millions. 892 00:39:14.760 --> 00:39:17.679 Of right, because there's millions and millions and millions of 893 00:39:17.679 --> 00:39:21.280 Spanish speakers. Yeah, there's around the world hundreds and hundreds 894 00:39:21.679 --> 00:39:22.519 of thousands of pedophiles. 895 00:39:22.519 --> 00:39:26.400 There's plenty of perverts out there. Yeah, that's not the point. 896 00:39:26.400 --> 00:39:29.480 The point is to I would when you just look 897 00:39:29.480 --> 00:39:32.840 at metrics and stuff and you're like, oh, so bad 898 00:39:32.880 --> 00:39:35.599 Baby did the same thing, and I don't think she's 899 00:39:35.639 --> 00:39:38.719 even remotely close to bad Baby stardom. Sure they so 900 00:39:38.920 --> 00:39:41.119 the trajectory of her hting it in just a few 901 00:39:41.159 --> 00:39:45.159 hours or whatever, Like it just doesn't add up. 902 00:39:45.280 --> 00:39:49.440 I think you're underestimating or maybe overestimating because I think 903 00:39:49.480 --> 00:39:52.039 bad Bunny like bad Baby baby. 904 00:39:53.320 --> 00:39:57.519 Close to the stupid names close, but uh, bad Baby. 905 00:39:57.559 --> 00:39:59.800 I think trounce that record. I just don't think she 906 00:39:59.800 --> 00:40:00.800 can to announce it. 907 00:40:01.480 --> 00:40:02.760 I don't. I think she's. I think she's. 908 00:40:02.880 --> 00:40:04.400 I think she easily made over a million dollars and 909 00:40:04.480 --> 00:40:04.800 only ten. 910 00:40:04.920 --> 00:40:07.960 I think she did eventually. But we're talking about first 911 00:40:08.000 --> 00:40:08.719 day metrics. 912 00:40:09.159 --> 00:40:10.519 I think I think she did immediately. 913 00:40:11.079 --> 00:40:16.039 No, that's she made not immediately, but within the first day. Yeah, 914 00:40:16.920 --> 00:40:21.960 and so did Lil Tay, matching them. That's the thing 915 00:40:22.000 --> 00:40:24.519 I'm saying as an add up, it's like me being like, Okay, 916 00:40:24.760 --> 00:40:28.880 someone who's extremely strong and fast and someone who's not 917 00:40:29.039 --> 00:40:33.119 as fast and as strong doing very similar metrics as 918 00:40:33.119 --> 00:40:37.119 far as performance wise. Sure, it's suspicious, and what I'm 919 00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:40.159 saying and what I'm getting to it to me, it's like, 920 00:40:40.719 --> 00:40:43.199 it seems pretty obvious if you've been doing scamshit the 921 00:40:43.239 --> 00:40:45.440 whole time, you're lying about your age, you've been doing 922 00:40:45.440 --> 00:40:48.960 all these things. Oh my dad said that I'm dead. 923 00:40:49.000 --> 00:40:50.079 I'm like your dad, and do shit. 924 00:40:50.159 --> 00:40:50.559 You did this. 925 00:40:51.079 --> 00:40:55.079 You did just follow the patterns. Think logically, Oh, I 926 00:40:55.159 --> 00:40:59.280 hit a million. Now if you're a stupid person. You're like, 927 00:40:59.280 --> 00:41:01.239 oh man, this must be really good, like this was, 928 00:41:01.400 --> 00:41:02.679 I gotta get in on it. It's just like the 929 00:41:02.679 --> 00:41:05.800 fomal kind of thing she just say. I don't believe 930 00:41:05.800 --> 00:41:08.079 for a second she actually hit that metric. I imagine 931 00:41:08.119 --> 00:41:10.400 she got a bunch, but I think it's just a 932 00:41:10.440 --> 00:41:13.360 good flex and I think the like the thing to 933 00:41:13.400 --> 00:41:15.119 be like, oh I just real quick took a thing. 934 00:41:15.159 --> 00:41:16.599 I think it's just a very yeah. 935 00:41:16.599 --> 00:41:21.360 Maybe I think I think ultimately though, that her even 936 00:41:21.400 --> 00:41:23.840 if she pretended to hit a million dollars, Yeah, that 937 00:41:24.400 --> 00:41:27.039 news in and of itself is marketing to the point 938 00:41:27.079 --> 00:41:28.840 where I think she now has a million, Like I 939 00:41:28.880 --> 00:41:31.000 think it's irrelevant, like I think she ultimately has been. 940 00:41:31.000 --> 00:41:34.880 It's not about it. Well, it's my point. My point 941 00:41:34.920 --> 00:41:37.360 is maybe that's what's maybe you're not grasping. It's that 942 00:41:38.239 --> 00:41:40.840 the inauthenticity of the entire thing. Sure, of course, even 943 00:41:40.880 --> 00:41:41.440 though I. 944 00:41:41.360 --> 00:41:44.920 Believe that she probably eventually hit it, like I don't 945 00:41:44.920 --> 00:41:46.920 see why not. But even though she said so, I 946 00:41:46.960 --> 00:41:49.239 was looking at her post on one of her Twitter 947 00:41:49.559 --> 00:41:51.639 and she said she was gonna have it up for 948 00:41:51.679 --> 00:41:53.639 like twenty four hours only. So it's kind of like 949 00:41:53.639 --> 00:41:56.320 a hurry up. But then it's like trying to do 950 00:41:56.360 --> 00:41:58.480 this whole fomo thing. I'm like, that's why would you 951 00:41:58.519 --> 00:42:01.039 do that? First, it's marketing, it's not real like, and 952 00:42:01.079 --> 00:42:04.920 then I saw one of the biggest posts I don't 953 00:42:05.000 --> 00:42:08.519 know that. The person just said there was nothing on there. 954 00:42:08.559 --> 00:42:12.400 It's a scam. And so I don't even like think 955 00:42:12.480 --> 00:42:16.800 there was any actually, because if you go on r Twitter, 956 00:42:17.360 --> 00:42:20.639 it said, oh the second drop of like in my 957 00:42:20.719 --> 00:42:23.039 birthday shoot or something like, it said something like sure 958 00:42:23.320 --> 00:42:25.320 and uh. But like I saw a post that was 959 00:42:25.360 --> 00:42:27.360 like really big, that was like, there's lock get nothing 960 00:42:27.360 --> 00:42:31.760 on there. So I first thought was, bro, don't you're 961 00:42:31.880 --> 00:42:32.639 exposing yourself. 962 00:42:32.679 --> 00:42:34.159 Yeah, don't, don't say that. 963 00:42:36.480 --> 00:42:38.559 But then there was other people saying, well, she's eighteen, 964 00:42:38.719 --> 00:42:39.840 there's nothing wrong, you know. 965 00:42:39.920 --> 00:42:43.960 They sure, it's out of technicality, let's let's let's let's 966 00:42:43.960 --> 00:42:45.199 get the technicality disclaimer. 967 00:42:45.679 --> 00:42:48.440 Out of technicality, there is nothing wrong. But we all 968 00:42:48.519 --> 00:42:51.440 know the implication of you're fucking weird if you were 969 00:42:51.880 --> 00:42:54.639 even remotely interested in her at all, because that means 970 00:42:55.639 --> 00:42:57.480 pre herbeen you're interested in her. 971 00:42:57.760 --> 00:43:00.360 So it's like you can't. It's the principle of it. Yeah, 972 00:43:00.599 --> 00:43:04.000 the principle of it. No one's knowing. I don't understand 973 00:43:04.000 --> 00:43:07.159 why I just leave chat at that moment. Be like, 974 00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:09.639 I like leaving chat. It's not just posted like I 975 00:43:09.679 --> 00:43:12.239 don't know. Your part is remove yourself from chat. 976 00:43:12.360 --> 00:43:16.280 Yeah, some people don't have the I guess the they 977 00:43:16.320 --> 00:43:20.039 can't even picture what's genuinely wrong because the threshold has 978 00:43:20.039 --> 00:43:22.440 been crossed. But I'm like, that's not how that works 979 00:43:22.480 --> 00:43:25.639 if you unless you're one of those random people that 980 00:43:27.159 --> 00:43:30.119 never knew who little Tay was prior and just like, oh, 981 00:43:30.159 --> 00:43:32.599 here's an eighteen year old. Because even that's questionable obviously, 982 00:43:33.000 --> 00:43:35.760 but if you knew who she was prior, that means 983 00:43:36.360 --> 00:43:37.159 all the implications. 984 00:43:37.159 --> 00:43:38.519 That's that's way weirder. 985 00:43:38.599 --> 00:43:43.400 So my country, Mile, allow me to hearken the thing 986 00:43:43.480 --> 00:43:47.199 to I think your point. Your point makes sense. I 987 00:43:47.199 --> 00:43:49.320 think obviously it's white very likely. 988 00:43:50.920 --> 00:43:54.199 That's what I'm saying. He's like, he's gonna make that jump. 989 00:43:54.239 --> 00:43:57.280 I'm telling you he's getting close. Hearken, hearken, I think 990 00:43:57.360 --> 00:44:01.199 like hark the Herald Angels, motherfuckers, please continue. 991 00:44:01.800 --> 00:44:03.840 That goes back to what you were saying. 992 00:44:05.079 --> 00:44:08.880 That to. You know, Indu, it's too it's too advanced. 993 00:44:08.880 --> 00:44:12.000 From my black brain, indefatigable. The fact that I know 994 00:44:12.079 --> 00:44:13.840 that shocks you both so much. 995 00:44:13.880 --> 00:44:14.480 My apology. 996 00:44:14.599 --> 00:44:17.760 Sorry, man, I don't go to the Ivy League, white 997 00:44:18.039 --> 00:44:19.400 areas or schools or nothing. 998 00:44:19.480 --> 00:44:22.519 I don't know that. It's kinds of language massive, Damn, 999 00:44:22.559 --> 00:44:26.920 my bad, what are you saying? But it's like I could. 1000 00:44:27.079 --> 00:44:29.559 I think she's probably lying because he's he's proven to 1001 00:44:29.559 --> 00:44:32.880 be Internet liar already. But the same chriss, like the 1002 00:44:32.920 --> 00:44:36.960 people that probably the fucking scum lords that probably gave 1003 00:44:37.039 --> 00:44:42.320 bad Baby that the same, it's the same, the same crowds. 1004 00:44:42.400 --> 00:44:45.400 So it's like it doesn't doesn't like if one doesn't. 1005 00:44:46.559 --> 00:44:47.000 I do think. 1006 00:44:47.079 --> 00:44:50.840 I do think that diagram is mega is surprising, and 1007 00:44:50.920 --> 00:44:51.960 I would I would. 1008 00:44:51.880 --> 00:44:56.679 Love it here And they're like this merged. They're like like, yeah, 1009 00:44:56.679 --> 00:44:58.400 it's the same. You have to squint to see that. 1010 00:44:58.400 --> 00:45:02.079 They're too certain back, like look at I get I'm not. 1011 00:45:02.159 --> 00:45:03.559 I was just like I said, I I'm trying to 1012 00:45:03.559 --> 00:45:06.400 downplay that there's a bunch of clearly fucking the amount 1013 00:45:06.400 --> 00:45:09.800 of pit staggering number just staggering. But then it's like 1014 00:45:10.400 --> 00:45:14.000 when I tell people about like the religious institution numbers, 1015 00:45:14.199 --> 00:45:16.960 when I talk about like the boy Scouts and there's 1016 00:45:17.159 --> 00:45:22.760 over eighty thousand, uh cases of child abuse of sexual 1017 00:45:22.800 --> 00:45:25.559 abuse excuse me. And then the hundreds of thousands of 1018 00:45:25.559 --> 00:45:28.880 the Catholic Church around the world that that thousands in 1019 00:45:28.960 --> 00:45:31.440 America just in regular institutions. 1020 00:45:31.039 --> 00:45:34.599 The weekly arrest that it's still happening. And then they're like, oh, 1021 00:45:34.760 --> 00:45:37.360 then I have to listen to Joe Rogan say whose 1022 00:45:37.360 --> 00:45:39.679 trans people are trying to use the bathroom for the kids. 1023 00:45:39.800 --> 00:45:41.440 I'm like, it's kind of weird that they have to 1024 00:45:41.480 --> 00:45:42.239 use the bathroom. 1025 00:45:42.000 --> 00:45:42.760 And it is weird. 1026 00:45:42.760 --> 00:45:44.440 I was like, I can't wait for a world where 1027 00:45:44.440 --> 00:45:46.639 trans people don't have to piss or poop anymore. 1028 00:45:46.719 --> 00:45:48.760 Yeah, like you know they know that worked on anyway. 1029 00:45:48.760 --> 00:45:50.960 Why wouldn't you just why wouldn't you just circumvent the 1030 00:45:51.039 --> 00:45:51.559 need to do this? 1031 00:45:52.119 --> 00:45:54.079 You become a flower. It's become a flower at that moment. 1032 00:45:54.159 --> 00:45:55.840 Dude, that's great. Did you guys do your asshole? 1033 00:45:55.880 --> 00:46:02.360 Shut? No? Why? Why? Why? I wait? Why should I? 1034 00:46:02.559 --> 00:46:05.000 That's great? And that that's such a thing. That's such 1035 00:46:05.000 --> 00:46:07.400 a band aid over a deeper that's like putting a 1036 00:46:07.440 --> 00:46:09.440 band aid over a brain cancer. 1037 00:46:10.719 --> 00:46:12.079 Like pooping very much. 1038 00:46:12.360 --> 00:46:16.519 See the way works is like giving somebody an as 1039 00:46:16.760 --> 00:46:18.079 just shot in the back of the head, and it's like, 1040 00:46:18.159 --> 00:46:19.719 you go, take was. 1041 00:46:19.719 --> 00:46:21.639 That ever a saw like thing? 1042 00:46:22.400 --> 00:46:27.199 Like that's all like a like a sawterizingle. I feel 1043 00:46:27.239 --> 00:46:30.119 like I feel like that's not exactly style. No yees. 1044 00:46:30.159 --> 00:46:33.920 So it's like not necessarily sexual violence sent more that's 1045 00:46:33.920 --> 00:46:37.159 more like hostile. Like yeah, you're oh yeah, what about 1046 00:46:37.519 --> 00:46:43.280 saw in hostile? Hostile made me not want to go 1047 00:46:43.280 --> 00:46:46.000 to Europe. I was like, I'll never go to Europe 1048 00:46:46.000 --> 00:46:49.320 now hostile may do not want to go to a hostel. 1049 00:46:49.840 --> 00:46:55.280 Thank you. That's both saying it's like no, listen, listen, 1050 00:46:55.400 --> 00:46:58.760 It's it's still unreasonable. But I actually feel like, first 1051 00:46:58.760 --> 00:47:01.599 of all, going on hostile the is crazy. Dude, I've 1052 00:47:01.639 --> 00:47:04.880 never I saw I've never like, I've only been the 1053 00:47:04.880 --> 00:47:06.400 hotels in my life. And one of my friends when 1054 00:47:06.400 --> 00:47:08.039 they were when they turned like twenty, they're like, yo, 1055 00:47:08.119 --> 00:47:12.360 let's go. You know the friend, Uh, let's go. Let's 1056 00:47:12.360 --> 00:47:15.199 go to Europe and like fucking hot place I think 1057 00:47:15.199 --> 00:47:17.039 you were invited to. I think, yeah, I didn't go, 1058 00:47:17.159 --> 00:47:19.760 and I was like fuck no. I was like, I 1059 00:47:19.760 --> 00:47:23.599 don't speak any of those languages. He spoke Portuguese, and 1060 00:47:23.639 --> 00:47:25.599 I was like, that's cool. You have one country to 1061 00:47:25.639 --> 00:47:28.159 go to that you understand us. None of us speak 1062 00:47:28.239 --> 00:47:33.760 multiple languages. We're gonna die. I feel like all America minorities, 1063 00:47:33.960 --> 00:47:35.360 so they're gonna think we're terrible. 1064 00:47:35.360 --> 00:47:37.760 And he was like, no, he's a good idea, man. 1065 00:47:37.880 --> 00:47:40.400 I was like, no, I don't need to be a hostile. 1066 00:47:40.519 --> 00:47:41.920 First of all, it's called hostile. 1067 00:47:42.000 --> 00:47:44.400 Yeah, I don't already like a terrible name, Like I 1068 00:47:44.559 --> 00:47:46.679 already feel like there's an antagonistic force. 1069 00:47:47.800 --> 00:47:49.440 It's aggressive, it's like auto. 1070 00:47:50.480 --> 00:47:54.079 Like, here's a hotel, here's a hostile. She's like, all right, 1071 00:47:54.079 --> 00:47:56.920 well I don't I don't know. I don't know about that. 1072 00:47:56.920 --> 00:47:59.760 That's like a fugitive goes to a hostel. Yeah, you know, 1073 00:48:00.360 --> 00:48:03.039 people like a victim, people who also don't have like 1074 00:48:03.079 --> 00:48:06.199 go to the motel before you. I guess there's motels there. 1075 00:48:08.360 --> 00:48:12.599 Are very well, they're still they have everything. Hostels are 1076 00:48:12.639 --> 00:48:17.360 very specific for poor travelers that don't care about their 1077 00:48:17.360 --> 00:48:21.239 well being because I just imagine there's people there that 1078 00:48:21.320 --> 00:48:24.559 are gleeful and so rated to rob you. You know, 1079 00:48:24.599 --> 00:48:27.679 they're like, oh right, like a dumb fucking American that 1080 00:48:27.920 --> 00:48:28.480 has a. 1081 00:48:30.280 --> 00:48:34.280 Bag full of goodies because they've been they've been traveling everywhere. 1082 00:48:38.639 --> 00:48:39.199 He jumps up. 1083 00:48:39.920 --> 00:48:43.760 He jumps up and he clicks his heels in bed. 1084 00:48:44.239 --> 00:48:47.159 He's in a bed. He's trying not to giggle excitedly. 1085 00:48:47.239 --> 00:48:53.440 When the knight to go Offabel thief, I take your things, 1086 00:48:54.719 --> 00:48:59.239 he said hello in Italian that I'm a thief. In French. 1087 00:48:59.239 --> 00:49:11.960 You got, he says, robs you. 1088 00:49:12.400 --> 00:49:12.920 It sucks. 1089 00:49:13.159 --> 00:49:13.480 I've had. 1090 00:49:13.840 --> 00:49:16.599 Yeah, I mean if I ever have, Like the thing 1091 00:49:16.639 --> 00:49:18.480 is with that those pizzas I'm not too judgmental on 1092 00:49:18.519 --> 00:49:22.400 because it's just like this is this is this is 1093 00:49:22.440 --> 00:49:23.440 not real pizza anyway. 1094 00:49:23.599 --> 00:49:26.159 Yeah, you know, I kind of understand what I'm getting 1095 00:49:26.159 --> 00:49:27.119 when I get to journ I. 1096 00:49:27.159 --> 00:49:29.199 Just don't like that. I'm not a tagline. 1097 00:49:29.239 --> 00:49:31.320 I guess that threw me off because it was it's 1098 00:49:31.360 --> 00:49:31.960 not delivery. 1099 00:49:32.480 --> 00:49:35.519 Yeah, like you're ever going to confuse these two things 1100 00:49:35.320 --> 00:49:37.599 that it is like I wish it was more on it. 1101 00:49:37.639 --> 00:49:39.719 I wish it was more like, this is clearly not delivery. 1102 00:49:39.800 --> 00:49:43.960 It's clearly that's okay. I haven't seen it, haven't seen, 1103 00:49:44.000 --> 00:49:47.679 but that doesn't I haven't seen a journal commercial in 1104 00:49:47.760 --> 00:49:48.719 so long. That's crazy. 1105 00:49:48.800 --> 00:49:50.679 Have Yeah, I haven't seen a commercial in a long time. 1106 00:49:50.719 --> 00:49:53.840 To be honest, well I've seen. Yeah, I got I 1107 00:49:53.880 --> 00:49:57.480 got stuff with that. You don't have a he probably 1108 00:49:57.480 --> 00:49:59.599 doesn't pay for. He probably pays for ad freestyle. Well, 1109 00:49:59.599 --> 00:50:02.079 I the things that I do pay for, I make 1110 00:50:02.079 --> 00:50:03.280 sure to do the ad for your thing. And if 1111 00:50:03.320 --> 00:50:05.800 I if I if I, if there's an option to 1112 00:50:05.800 --> 00:50:07.559 pay for something and it still has ads, I'm not. 1113 00:50:07.719 --> 00:50:09.559 I don't have it like I think that's it. I 1114 00:50:09.599 --> 00:50:12.079 think it's insane, just like I have. I don't have 1115 00:50:12.199 --> 00:50:14.159 HBO Max anymore. I don't have Hulu. I don't have 1116 00:50:14.639 --> 00:50:17.800 I think I only have I don't think I think 1117 00:50:17.800 --> 00:50:19.599 I only have YouTube, YouTube Premium. 1118 00:50:20.079 --> 00:50:21.800 I have all those fucking things. I don't use anything. 1119 00:50:21.840 --> 00:50:24.440 I got a lot of that stuff, YouTube Premium, Spotify, 1120 00:50:24.639 --> 00:50:26.199 and I want to go out of all of them. 1121 00:50:26.199 --> 00:50:28.280 I want to go out of Hulu explicitly, but I 1122 00:50:28.280 --> 00:50:30.559 can't because now Hulu is attached to fucking Disney Plus. 1123 00:50:31.039 --> 00:50:32.960 Wait is it? Yeah? What do you mean? 1124 00:50:33.039 --> 00:50:34.199 I don't understand the bundle? 1125 00:50:34.480 --> 00:50:38.119 The bundle has a bundle, oh ideas like three plus. 1126 00:50:38.360 --> 00:50:40.440 I have Disney Plus Hulu and I have is a 1127 00:50:40.440 --> 00:50:42.719 Max or no Max? I think is that one a 1128 00:50:42.800 --> 00:50:44.719 seventeen dollars one for right now, I have what you 1129 00:50:44.800 --> 00:50:47.199 call unfortunately right now, I have ridiculous. 1130 00:50:46.679 --> 00:50:48.559 If you get the seventeen dollars bundle that has all 1131 00:50:48.559 --> 00:50:50.039 the ads, and then I think it's like if you 1132 00:50:50.119 --> 00:50:52.079 pay like closer, it's like twenty seven, so I guess 1133 00:50:52.119 --> 00:50:53.679 like an extra ten dollars, then there's no ads on it. 1134 00:50:53.760 --> 00:50:55.960 I just can't do ads anywhere. I would rather you advertise. 1135 00:50:56.239 --> 00:51:01.719 I would rather just see endless billboards everywhere. Then you 1136 00:51:01.760 --> 00:51:04.719 interrupt my the thing that I'm using to escape that stuff, 1137 00:51:04.719 --> 00:51:06.039 you know what I mean. I don't mind seeing a 1138 00:51:06.039 --> 00:51:07.599 billboard on this shore. I don't mind Time Square with 1139 00:51:07.639 --> 00:51:09.760 all the fucking screens or whatever. I I really don't care. 1140 00:51:10.119 --> 00:51:12.400 Put it on the train, put it on public transit, 1141 00:51:12.440 --> 00:51:13.840 put it and put it in the planes. I could 1142 00:51:13.840 --> 00:51:16.800 give a fuck. But like I'm trying to watch something, 1143 00:51:17.239 --> 00:51:19.360 I'm actively trying to not engage with this. 1144 00:51:20.360 --> 00:51:20.960 Respect me. 1145 00:51:21.480 --> 00:51:22.079 I'm paying you. 1146 00:51:22.159 --> 00:51:23.519 Also, what are we doing? 1147 00:51:24.760 --> 00:51:30.039 They're being the the the subscriptions now with ads is 1148 00:51:30.519 --> 00:51:34.320 that's a travestyingum. It's egregious because it's like there's two 1149 00:51:34.400 --> 00:51:37.440 be and all that ship that's free with ads. Yeah, 1150 00:51:37.559 --> 00:51:41.519 so I'm like, wait, so there's how dare you even 1151 00:51:41.599 --> 00:51:47.719 sell me a version of Netflix? Just there's probably like 1152 00:51:47.760 --> 00:51:50.760 an eight dollar tier, like the old school tier that 1153 00:51:50.840 --> 00:51:51.840 I think like has ads. 1154 00:51:52.119 --> 00:51:54.679 Yeah crazy, yeah, like imagine paying they've watched. 1155 00:51:54.679 --> 00:51:56.599 It's so my tht is that I don't. I just don't. 1156 00:51:56.639 --> 00:51:58.840 I don't sild. I just don't piss me off just 1157 00:51:59.079 --> 00:52:02.199 the flavors that much. I don't really I don't really 1158 00:52:02.280 --> 00:52:03.440 watch television anymore. 1159 00:52:03.440 --> 00:52:03.760 It's the thing. 1160 00:52:03.760 --> 00:52:05.239 I don't really I don't really sit down and watch 1161 00:52:05.320 --> 00:52:07.760 TV shows as much as I used to. So for me, 1162 00:52:07.840 --> 00:52:10.199 it's like I don't. I just don't need you do 1163 00:52:10.440 --> 00:52:12.760 just like archive lively, what do you do? What do 1164 00:52:12.800 --> 00:52:13.159 you watch? 1165 00:52:13.400 --> 00:52:16.960 Like if I if I'm like just porn and uh 1166 00:52:17.159 --> 00:52:17.960 magining the Gathering? 1167 00:52:18.119 --> 00:52:21.199 If I'm like, what do I watch the Gathering? Porn? 1168 00:52:21.719 --> 00:52:25.679 It's every now and there's a collaboration. Yeah, But like 1169 00:52:25.760 --> 00:52:29.079 usually I don't know. I usually if I'm not, I'm 1170 00:52:29.159 --> 00:52:31.119 like watching some white man explain some on to me 1171 00:52:31.159 --> 00:52:33.079 that I don't understand quite well as a video essay, 1172 00:52:33.360 --> 00:52:38.199 or like I'm so YouTube I'm reading something. Yeah, it's 1173 00:52:38.239 --> 00:52:40.920 like I'm YouTuber books either YouTuber books. I don't really 1174 00:52:40.920 --> 00:52:44.840 that's fair. YouTube is pretty bad. I mean I'm reading online, 1175 00:52:44.840 --> 00:52:46.679 like I'm reading an article online or something like that. 1176 00:52:46.760 --> 00:52:49.000 I don't really. I guess it's the shows I watch, 1177 00:52:49.039 --> 00:52:50.760 like I watched and or recently and that's like a 1178 00:52:50.800 --> 00:52:53.960 fucking clearly a show. But I don't really watch much television, 1179 00:52:54.000 --> 00:52:56.960 I guess I But after I moved out, like after 1180 00:52:57.000 --> 00:52:58.960 I got to like my college age, I just stopped 1181 00:52:58.960 --> 00:52:59.559 watching TV. 1182 00:52:59.719 --> 00:53:00.599 Really, I don't know why. 1183 00:53:01.159 --> 00:53:02.679 I caught up on all the things that people are like, oh, 1184 00:53:02.760 --> 00:53:04.119 or like things you have to watch, but like I 1185 00:53:04.159 --> 00:53:04.639 just I don't know. 1186 00:53:04.679 --> 00:53:05.840 Yeah, there's such television. 1187 00:53:06.079 --> 00:53:07.960 I fell off a TV like I watched Severn really 1188 00:53:08.000 --> 00:53:10.000 that was the most recent like in the no show 1189 00:53:10.039 --> 00:53:13.239 that I watched. But well, Lily is a very big 1190 00:53:13.280 --> 00:53:15.360 TV person. She's like she like watched TV a lot. 1191 00:53:15.400 --> 00:53:17.320 We watched like this is Us, you know, bothered me 1192 00:53:17.559 --> 00:53:19.400 last and all those sh it's good shows too. 1193 00:53:19.559 --> 00:53:20.519 There's like only one. 1194 00:53:21.679 --> 00:53:23.719 I haven't wanted to watch a show in a while, 1195 00:53:24.239 --> 00:53:26.159 and I recently was like, oh I should I should 1196 00:53:26.199 --> 00:53:30.960 watch Police Squad, the the show that Naked Gun is 1197 00:53:31.000 --> 00:53:34.000 based on. I never I never actually watched them, and 1198 00:53:34.000 --> 00:53:35.960 so I was like, Oh, I should I should watch those. 1199 00:53:35.840 --> 00:53:38.559 Show that was on like fucking Channel ten in New York. No, 1200 00:53:38.599 --> 00:53:40.239 I don't want to, Like it's like an old shows, 1201 00:53:40.239 --> 00:53:41.360 like a nineteen seventy show. 1202 00:53:41.559 --> 00:53:44.360 Oh, I don't know, I've I've only seen like clips 1203 00:53:44.360 --> 00:53:45.760 of it online. I was like, Oh, that's a show. 1204 00:53:45.800 --> 00:53:47.440 I didn't even register it to me, like I just 1205 00:53:47.440 --> 00:53:49.679 misremembered those being part of the Naked Gun movies. 1206 00:53:49.880 --> 00:53:50.400 And I saw him. 1207 00:53:50.400 --> 00:53:51.559 I was like, Oh, it's a show with these like 1208 00:53:51.559 --> 00:53:53.519 six episodes and then and then they made the movies. 1209 00:53:53.679 --> 00:53:55.400 I was like, oh, I should watch that show. And 1210 00:53:55.400 --> 00:53:57.880 then I go look for it and it's like, I 1211 00:53:57.880 --> 00:53:58.440 have no idea. 1212 00:53:58.599 --> 00:53:58.840 I don't. 1213 00:53:58.880 --> 00:53:59.679 I don't even think it's a bit. 1214 00:53:59.719 --> 00:54:02.280 I think I it's all like there's almost like like 1215 00:54:02.320 --> 00:54:04.440 an old school bootleg version of it, where like it's 1216 00:54:04.440 --> 00:54:07.519 the camquarder on the screen and it's like slanted and 1217 00:54:07.559 --> 00:54:11.880 like I found that on like I think Vimeo or something, 1218 00:54:12.360 --> 00:54:15.440 and I was like, damn, dude, Okay, so I guess 1219 00:54:15.480 --> 00:54:17.679 not whatever. I watched that ship with my grandma back 1220 00:54:17.679 --> 00:54:19.679 in the day on like Channel like in New York 1221 00:54:19.719 --> 00:54:22.400 City or New York in general, there was like with 1222 00:54:22.480 --> 00:54:24.840 regular television, there was like Channel one, which you get 1223 00:54:24.840 --> 00:54:27.679 like all the news, and then it's Channel ten where 1224 00:54:27.679 --> 00:54:30.039 we just have old ship on there for some reason 1225 00:54:30.159 --> 00:54:32.280 I don't know, like Quantum Leap or Quantum Break with 1226 00:54:32.559 --> 00:54:36.320 Quantum Leap, yeah, like that Quantum Bleak and Quantum Break 1227 00:54:36.360 --> 00:54:39.639 mixed up is awesome, like Quantum Leap and s and 1228 00:54:39.679 --> 00:54:42.719 then it'd be like that and then Naked Gun on Kawana. 1229 00:54:42.760 --> 00:54:45.239 I'm like, this show was ridiculous, it's fun. 1230 00:54:45.880 --> 00:54:48.519 I want to see it like I've only seen done. 1231 00:54:49.239 --> 00:54:49.760 It was good. 1232 00:54:50.119 --> 00:54:52.320 It was I don't think it's better than Police Squad 1233 00:54:52.320 --> 00:54:53.840 from what I've seen, but it's as good as the 1234 00:54:53.880 --> 00:54:57.880 old Linking Gun movie. Yeah, I was genuinely surprised. It's dumb. 1235 00:54:58.559 --> 00:55:00.760 It is so stupid, but like I had a good 1236 00:55:00.800 --> 00:55:02.639 time with it. You know what's crazy about it is 1237 00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:06.159 that like I was sitting in that theater in a 1238 00:55:06.239 --> 00:55:10.119 room full of like strangers laughing like a lot, like regularly, 1239 00:55:10.159 --> 00:55:13.960 and I was like, wow, I haven't I don't think 1240 00:55:13.960 --> 00:55:16.400 I've experienced this exactly, because now that I think about it, 1241 00:55:16.400 --> 00:55:18.480 I don't know if I've ever seen a comedy in theaters. 1242 00:55:19.559 --> 00:55:21.400 I don't think so. I think I usually just kind 1243 00:55:21.440 --> 00:55:24.320 of waited to see to see them on TV. I 1244 00:55:24.400 --> 00:55:26.320 think i've seen one ever in my life. Actually, I've 1245 00:55:26.320 --> 00:55:29.639 seen movies that were funny, but I've seen movies that 1246 00:55:29.639 --> 00:55:32.639 were you know, like, yeah, they'll have a laugh at 1247 00:55:32.719 --> 00:55:34.800 like Spider Man two when he breaks his back and 1248 00:55:34.800 --> 00:55:40.400 people laugh, but not like a straight like I never 1249 00:55:40.440 --> 00:55:43.840 I did go see like an epic movie. 1250 00:55:44.159 --> 00:55:45.559 That's the stuff that was out. That was That's the 1251 00:55:45.559 --> 00:55:47.440 stuff that was in theaters around the time. 1252 00:55:48.679 --> 00:55:55.079 I saw you. I didn't see that. I saw a 1253 00:55:55.079 --> 00:55:58.320 few then. I've seen Bruno. I didn't, like. 1254 00:56:00.679 --> 00:56:01.519 I did see one with you. 1255 00:56:01.679 --> 00:56:04.920 We saw, Yeah it was, but I oh, well, I 1256 00:56:04.960 --> 00:56:07.239 never know even I haven't even seen that because I'm 1257 00:56:07.239 --> 00:56:08.760 not I'm just not interested in that anymore. 1258 00:56:08.960 --> 00:56:11.559 Yeah, I just I think fault fundamentally. That's where I 1259 00:56:11.599 --> 00:56:12.960 was where there was like I don't know if I 1260 00:56:13.039 --> 00:56:15.039 care about Jackass because I've seen Live. 1261 00:56:15.000 --> 00:56:18.559 Lily Lily, you know, like Lily was so not enthused 1262 00:56:18.599 --> 00:56:21.239 to see that movie. Yeah, she was so like I 1263 00:56:21.280 --> 00:56:24.840 was here, she was like, I really don't want to 1264 00:56:24.880 --> 00:56:27.679 see that movie. I've never given a fuck about that, 1265 00:56:27.880 --> 00:56:29.679 And I'm like, we'll all all our friends are doing 1266 00:56:29.679 --> 00:56:33.480 we should go and tag along. She was like all right, 1267 00:56:34.440 --> 00:56:37.039 she was like that was stupid as fun and I 1268 00:56:37.079 --> 00:56:39.760 was like, yeah, I think Jackass two was really funny. 1269 00:56:39.760 --> 00:56:41.079 I thought that was the one that made me laugh. 1270 00:56:41.119 --> 00:56:44.840 Really, I saw the first three the only thing, the 1271 00:56:44.840 --> 00:56:45.679 only thing I didn't like. 1272 00:56:46.079 --> 00:56:48.920 At least in the first two. Maybe in the third one. 1273 00:56:48.920 --> 00:56:50.639 I just don't remember it. Oh wait, I think I 1274 00:56:50.639 --> 00:56:54.000 do remember. There was always a one ship joke, like 1275 00:56:54.039 --> 00:56:56.239 a bit. There was one thing that they had to 1276 00:56:56.239 --> 00:56:58.840 do that had that ship was involved. And like, I 1277 00:56:58.880 --> 00:57:01.880 don't think like just shitting is funny, you know, like 1278 00:57:02.360 --> 00:57:04.599 like it's just oh, like one guy you ship. 1279 00:57:04.360 --> 00:57:06.159 His pants, I think in a van or something. 1280 00:57:06.360 --> 00:57:08.480 Toilet humor in general, I find kind of bland. 1281 00:57:08.800 --> 00:57:11.119 I think it's too easy, and so like whenever I 1282 00:57:11.159 --> 00:57:13.119 whenever it comes up, I think like, oh, they just 1283 00:57:13.159 --> 00:57:14.039 did they didn't try. 1284 00:57:14.239 --> 00:57:18.400 Yeah, I think to a degree it can definitely work. 1285 00:57:18.480 --> 00:57:22.639 It's just when it's like, say, if somebody accidentally ships 1286 00:57:22.679 --> 00:57:24.440 their pants for a reason, it could be funny. 1287 00:57:24.960 --> 00:57:28.159 There could be like that really happens, that's hilarious. Well yeah, 1288 00:57:28.159 --> 00:57:30.480 but if you get a little bit of a second embarrassment. 1289 00:57:30.519 --> 00:57:35.679 I'm like, oh, poor if you shitty freak fucking dirty 1290 00:57:35.679 --> 00:57:40.320 buttle freak fucking ship man, ew fucking dirty cock man, 1291 00:57:40.480 --> 00:57:42.519 you kill yourself, get out of here, ew dirty poo 1292 00:57:42.559 --> 00:57:46.159 poop person. Like I'm sure there's plenty of examples. There 1293 00:57:46.199 --> 00:57:48.320 was one moment, and I don't know what the most recent. 1294 00:57:48.559 --> 00:57:50.800 There was a bear in the room and I was like, 1295 00:57:51.039 --> 00:57:54.199 this is like not funny and jackass, yeah, just like 1296 00:57:55.119 --> 00:57:56.920 they lock a bear in the room with the guy. 1297 00:57:56.760 --> 00:57:59.599 And I'm like, this is not funny. Practical jokers too 1298 00:57:59.639 --> 00:58:02.239 with the tie or something, and I was like, this. 1299 00:58:02.159 --> 00:58:04.360 Is not funny. I was like for me, I was 1300 00:58:04.360 --> 00:58:06.400 a band Margera. I only say that because I remember 1301 00:58:06.400 --> 00:58:07.760 they were. They're always fuck with him like. 1302 00:58:07.880 --> 00:58:12.079 Us though, like they I mean, well he's just an alcoholic, 1303 00:58:12.119 --> 00:58:12.920 but that he was. 1304 00:58:12.960 --> 00:58:15.239 He was more an alcoholic all that cy ship he was. 1305 00:58:15.280 --> 00:58:16.760 He was a piece of ship. Granted they were all 1306 00:58:16.800 --> 00:58:19.800 pieces of ship. That's why I really yeah, that was like, yeah, 1307 00:58:20.519 --> 00:58:21.639 he was the one that came. 1308 00:58:21.920 --> 00:58:24.000 I feel like why they fucked with him more just 1309 00:58:24.000 --> 00:58:25.960 because he was the most successful out of all of them, 1310 00:58:26.360 --> 00:58:28.440 Like he had his own show, the Bam Margera show 1311 00:58:28.480 --> 00:58:31.800 that exploded, and so he became this like really huge 1312 00:58:31.920 --> 00:58:34.000 star like outside of the Jackass thing. 1313 00:58:34.079 --> 00:58:36.960 He was so when he yeah, he was he was, 1314 00:58:36.960 --> 00:58:37.679 he was y. 1315 00:58:37.840 --> 00:58:39.880 He was like that was the whole group of them together. 1316 00:58:41.119 --> 00:58:43.800 Jackass and like Johnny Knoxville and the c khy people 1317 00:58:44.079 --> 00:58:45.280 formed and made Jackass. 1318 00:58:45.639 --> 00:58:47.239 So it was like East Coast West Coast type ship. 1319 00:58:47.480 --> 00:58:49.800 And then uh, like bam, he blew up with that 1320 00:58:49.840 --> 00:58:52.360 show and got the you know, the mansion and fucking 1321 00:58:52.360 --> 00:58:54.000 with his dad all the time, which I thought that 1322 00:58:54.039 --> 00:58:56.000 was kind of fun. Yeah yeah, and don Vito, that 1323 00:58:56.039 --> 00:58:58.840 fat dude, Like, so he blew up. And then I 1324 00:58:58.840 --> 00:59:01.199 feel like when when it came into doing Jackass content, 1325 00:59:01.239 --> 00:59:03.840 they specifically fucked with him because of that reason, like 1326 00:59:04.159 --> 00:59:06.880 we're gonna take you down a peg like so uh 1327 00:59:06.920 --> 00:59:09.760 he was like terrified of snakes and there was that 1328 00:59:09.840 --> 00:59:13.199 one sketch where he thought they were gonna do something different. 1329 00:59:13.239 --> 00:59:14.760 I think he was in one of those horse like 1330 00:59:14.760 --> 00:59:17.559 a thing where they transport the horses. 1331 00:59:19.119 --> 00:59:19.559 Whatever those. 1332 00:59:19.760 --> 00:59:21.400 I don't know what you call him, but like I 1333 00:59:21.400 --> 00:59:22.719 think he was in one of those, or he was 1334 00:59:22.760 --> 00:59:24.920 in a bus. Somebody's gonna remember this specifically, but they 1335 00:59:25.000 --> 00:59:28.719 just threw snakes and he's fucking like crying, and I 1336 00:59:28.760 --> 00:59:30.880 was like, that's not funny. Like it was like literally 1337 00:59:30.960 --> 00:59:33.440 like that crying, how terrified he was the snakes. 1338 00:59:33.440 --> 00:59:36.800 And I'm like, weird, right, because like that era time 1339 00:59:36.920 --> 00:59:39.000 is like that's back when probably when he just moved 1340 00:59:39.039 --> 00:59:44.519 upstate around those Yeah, we had just back in New 1341 00:59:44.599 --> 00:59:46.920 York City. There were that wasn't like the I like 1342 00:59:47.280 --> 00:59:50.400 getting Country Bumpkin. Yeah, it's it's sticks. 1343 00:59:50.639 --> 00:59:53.000 You do in the sticks is like this, go find 1344 00:59:53.039 --> 00:59:56.199 snakes and throw them on Bill, you know, like that's 1345 00:59:56.280 --> 00:59:56.840 that's which. 1346 00:59:56.760 --> 00:59:58.960 Is its own kind of form of wonder in its 1347 00:59:58.960 --> 01:00:01.199 own way. But it was and you aren't pranking each 1348 01:00:01.199 --> 01:00:04.639 other really, no, they're they're like that they're assaulting each 1349 01:00:04.639 --> 01:00:07.400 other or or they're just saying really me, they're verbally 1350 01:00:07.440 --> 01:00:11.360 or physically assaulting. They're not like making you encounter beats. 1351 01:00:13.280 --> 01:00:17.519 There's too much stuff available to you in the city 1352 01:00:17.519 --> 01:00:19.840 for you to get bored enough to resort to throwing 1353 01:00:19.920 --> 01:00:21.880 snakes on someone, you know what I mean. 1354 01:00:22.039 --> 01:00:24.599 Yeah, So it was weird like living up there and 1355 01:00:24.599 --> 01:00:26.400 like being like like, yeah, that's so fucking funny. I 1356 01:00:26.400 --> 01:00:29.039 love I love fucking Bam mar Jaron Ali's off a 1357 01:00:29.039 --> 01:00:33.119 fucking off the fucking sidewalk onto the street, and I'm like, oh, 1358 01:00:33.400 --> 01:00:35.639 ew I don't like this rab I didn't. That era 1359 01:00:35.719 --> 01:00:38.679 of time was so unfun to me to exist because 1360 01:00:38.719 --> 01:00:40.480 I didn't like any of it. I didn't like the 1361 01:00:40.559 --> 01:00:42.400 music at that time. I didn't like all of the 1362 01:00:42.480 --> 01:00:44.559 popular I remember all the kids started wearing fucking big 1363 01:00:44.559 --> 01:00:47.480 ass chunky owats of sneakers. Everybody wanted to be a 1364 01:00:47.519 --> 01:00:52.239 sponsored skater, and I'm just like, I hate I don't 1365 01:00:52.320 --> 01:00:53.159 like being alive. 1366 01:00:53.280 --> 01:00:55.320 Right now, That's so funny because I loved that time. 1367 01:00:55.800 --> 01:00:56.360 I hated that. 1368 01:00:56.400 --> 01:00:57.360 I hate it is uh. 1369 01:00:57.480 --> 01:00:59.000 It just felt like all the shit that I cared 1370 01:00:59.039 --> 01:01:01.280 about it was like pop, yeah, like video games. 1371 01:01:01.280 --> 01:01:02.800 I felt were like I felt like, I was like, 1372 01:01:02.920 --> 01:01:03.679 this is amazing. 1373 01:01:04.760 --> 01:01:07.079 I did not like it like white people, because that's 1374 01:01:07.079 --> 01:01:12.360 what that's it's Unfortunately, it's unfortunately that com I came 1375 01:01:12.360 --> 01:01:14.719 from a place that was super not like that at all, 1376 01:01:14.760 --> 01:01:16.440 where it wasn't just the dominant culture. You know, there 1377 01:01:16.480 --> 01:01:18.559 was always like white kids going around, but they weren't 1378 01:01:18.599 --> 01:01:21.320 like they weren't like they weren't they were more like 1379 01:01:21.599 --> 01:01:24.199 inner city white niggas. So it was like, you know, 1380 01:01:24.280 --> 01:01:27.159 like my Italian friends were essentially niggas with white skin. 1381 01:01:27.360 --> 01:01:29.760 They were they were like they were more black, Yeah, 1382 01:01:29.800 --> 01:01:31.519 they were more they were more similar to the cultural 1383 01:01:31.519 --> 01:01:32.360 things I understood. 1384 01:01:32.400 --> 01:01:35.400 So like, what was the catalyst that made you be like, 1385 01:01:35.400 --> 01:01:37.400 you know what, I don't know about these people? 1386 01:01:38.079 --> 01:01:38.639 What was it? 1387 01:01:39.559 --> 01:01:40.079 What do you mean? 1388 01:01:41.480 --> 01:01:45.199 I still haven't gotten there yet. I'm not there yet. 1389 01:01:45.400 --> 01:01:48.519 I could have you you reminisced about that era of 1390 01:01:48.599 --> 01:01:52.199 like white boy culture, like skating and pop punk and 1391 01:01:52.280 --> 01:01:55.039 like because the cyruses, ornees and shit. 1392 01:01:55.599 --> 01:01:58.440 Was that was the era that I was had at 1393 01:01:58.519 --> 01:02:00.480 least control of the world around me because I was 1394 01:02:00.519 --> 01:02:02.719 at that age or you just you have this experience 1395 01:02:02.800 --> 01:02:04.920 went around you. I couldn't like retreat. It's like I'll 1396 01:02:05.000 --> 01:02:07.599 use my iPhone and I'll listen to like, fucking I 1397 01:02:07.599 --> 01:02:10.239 don't know, the thirty six Chambers. I was like, uh, 1398 01:02:10.360 --> 01:02:12.519 I have to hear this music when I go outside. 1399 01:02:13.079 --> 01:02:15.599 I have to fucking I turned on the radio. Unfortunately 1400 01:02:15.599 --> 01:02:18.119 where I live, K one O four is on fucking 1401 01:02:18.199 --> 01:02:20.800 kill me. I fucking I didn't have a computer to 1402 01:02:20.920 --> 01:02:22.320 myself so I could look up that just like it 1403 01:02:22.360 --> 01:02:25.719 was just like the era where I had no autonomy 1404 01:02:26.079 --> 01:02:27.400 or I had the illusion of it. So I was 1405 01:02:27.400 --> 01:02:28.199 like white. 1406 01:02:28.000 --> 01:02:30.880 Man took the your autonomy away, and. 1407 01:02:30.840 --> 01:02:32.440 I just started hanging out my Indian President and then 1408 01:02:32.480 --> 01:02:35.239 I got into like fucking Indian Asia and stuff. 1409 01:02:35.360 --> 01:02:38.960 Yeah, I love bro I got you just got curry fries. 1410 01:02:39.679 --> 01:02:42.559 There's a Kawai place down the street from me. It's 1411 01:02:42.559 --> 01:02:43.480 called Kawhi Boba. 1412 01:02:44.559 --> 01:02:46.840 It's it's it's just as gay as you think, but 1413 01:02:47.000 --> 01:02:53.480 like it's like actually every employee there no gay. It's crab. 1414 01:02:53.559 --> 01:02:54.880 Okay No, no, no, it's crazy. 1415 01:02:54.920 --> 01:02:56.639 I think I say they were wearing caddy or or something. 1416 01:02:56.679 --> 01:02:58.320 No, no, it's not that bad. I couldn't go in there. 1417 01:02:58.360 --> 01:03:00.519 It was just it was just funny that like I 1418 01:03:00.559 --> 01:03:02.400 did say to Jojo, you don't want a straight person 1419 01:03:02.400 --> 01:03:05.400 making your bubba though, to be fair, no, it was delicious. Man, 1420 01:03:05.400 --> 01:03:06.360 I got a passionate fruit. 1421 01:03:06.960 --> 01:03:08.440 You gotta be you gotta have to you have to 1422 01:03:08.440 --> 01:03:09.440 be Asian or gay. 1423 01:03:09.679 --> 01:03:11.760 You have to be Asian gay or a woman. Yeah, 1424 01:03:11.880 --> 01:03:15.199 there was like an extremely so they were they were training. 1425 01:03:15.800 --> 01:03:16.960 They were training a woman. 1426 01:03:17.239 --> 01:03:18.960 When I when I came in to pick up the food, 1427 01:03:19.000 --> 01:03:21.079 and I was actually kind of upset because like it 1428 01:03:21.159 --> 01:03:25.159 was just like like I was like looking at her 1429 01:03:25.199 --> 01:03:25.840 like disgusted. 1430 01:03:25.920 --> 01:03:27.719 It was like, you know, she's gonna mess it up. 1431 01:03:27.840 --> 01:03:31.559 Excuse me, uh, gay boy, come here, you know you 1432 01:03:31.599 --> 01:03:36.119 fix this. There was this super soft dowey Asian guy 1433 01:03:36.199 --> 01:03:38.480 with all these piercings, and I was like, this place 1434 01:03:38.559 --> 01:03:40.440 is awesome because it was it reminded me of what 1435 01:03:40.519 --> 01:03:40.920 I was saying. 1436 01:03:40.960 --> 01:03:41.239 Look it. 1437 01:03:41.519 --> 01:03:42.840 You know how a lot of people say a lot 1438 01:03:42.840 --> 01:03:44.840 of bad things about like Jews and stuff. They're like, oh, 1439 01:03:44.880 --> 01:03:46.199 they're doing this and taking over everything. 1440 01:03:46.280 --> 01:03:48.440 I'm like, listen, I think there's looking out for their 1441 01:03:48.480 --> 01:03:52.719 people way that like when I go to this, when 1442 01:03:52.719 --> 01:03:52.960 I go. 1443 01:03:52.920 --> 01:03:58.559 To this boba place, they clearly just hired all their homies. Yeah. Yeah, 1444 01:03:59.280 --> 01:04:01.320 I wonder why this time it has so many a 1445 01:04:01.360 --> 01:04:04.119 time we worked at it is like I want I 1446 01:04:04.119 --> 01:04:04.480 don't know. 1447 01:04:06.360 --> 01:04:08.480 Yeah, I'm of the mind at this point that like 1448 01:04:09.119 --> 01:04:11.639 I don't mind nepotism if you're just real about it, right, 1449 01:04:11.920 --> 01:04:13.639 because really I would do the same like I would 1450 01:04:14.000 --> 01:04:15.719 if I had like millions dollars, I would set my 1451 01:04:15.719 --> 01:04:16.360 friends up for life. 1452 01:04:17.039 --> 01:04:17.920 Yeah, and so like. 1453 01:04:18.199 --> 01:04:21.159 Fine, like I don't mind nepotism. I hate the people 1454 01:04:21.159 --> 01:04:23.599 who pretend like it isn't like I'm not I do this. 1455 01:04:24.920 --> 01:04:27.920 I don't mind. Nepotis must be like I worked for this, 1456 01:04:27.920 --> 01:04:37.599 this diamond money that I inherited. Hey, look he's the mask. 1457 01:04:37.920 --> 01:04:40.840 But yeah, but. 1458 01:04:43.199 --> 01:04:46.800 Look, before we get too crazy, we already have. Naked 1459 01:04:47.159 --> 01:04:47.440 was great. 1460 01:04:47.599 --> 01:04:50.360 I do recommend seeing it in a full theater because 1461 01:04:50.400 --> 01:04:52.639 hearing a bunch of people laugh constantly was wild. It 1462 01:04:52.679 --> 01:04:53.440 was like a weird experience. 1463 01:04:53.440 --> 01:04:56.320 I don't know when I'm gonna get that again. Probably never. Yeah, 1464 01:04:56.320 --> 01:04:57.679 because they don't really make comedies. 1465 01:04:59.280 --> 01:05:02.320 The movie with Robinson, Yeah, I did that moves. That's 1466 01:05:02.360 --> 01:05:04.960 like the last comedy I saw on theaters. Yeah, and 1467 01:05:05.039 --> 01:05:07.039 that shit it's it's And I saw that movie for 1468 01:05:07.079 --> 01:05:09.920 the same reason. I was like, Oh, a comedy in theaters, 1469 01:05:09.960 --> 01:05:11.320 I gotta see it. But like that wasn't really a 1470 01:05:11.360 --> 01:05:14.159 comedy so much as it was like a subversive kind 1471 01:05:14.199 --> 01:05:15.039 of a tragedy. 1472 01:05:15.199 --> 01:05:17.320 I think, I think this is the one of an 1473 01:05:17.400 --> 01:05:19.039 art house film in twenty thirteen. 1474 01:05:19.199 --> 01:05:21.760 This is the end. I think it was called yeah 1475 01:05:21.599 --> 01:05:25.840 oh with Jonahill celebrities and when they're like playing themselves. Yeah, 1476 01:05:25.880 --> 01:05:27.800 I think that was the last comedy I saw on theater. 1477 01:05:27.920 --> 01:05:30.480 That should have me fucking rolling. That was a fun movie. 1478 01:05:30.480 --> 01:05:31.760 I just seen it in theaters, but I saw it. 1479 01:05:31.880 --> 01:05:33.360 I saw like at my friend's house and I was like, 1480 01:05:33.400 --> 01:05:35.079 this shit is hilarious. 1481 01:05:35.199 --> 01:05:36.039 Yeah, I liked it. 1482 01:05:36.079 --> 01:05:38.079 I I've only seen it once, and I every once 1483 01:05:38.079 --> 01:05:39.079 in a while I think, m I have to watch 1484 01:05:39.119 --> 01:05:42.360 that again. It's it's not gonna I'm sure it's not 1485 01:05:42.360 --> 01:05:44.320 gonna be as funny, but I do every I do 1486 01:05:44.760 --> 01:05:48.159 think about this one scene from there where Jonah, I 1487 01:05:48.159 --> 01:05:50.800 think Jonah, he's about to get like raped by even 1488 01:05:51.239 --> 01:05:54.639 see It's like giant giant dick in the shadow is 1489 01:05:54.719 --> 01:05:55.559 still one of its dick. 1490 01:05:55.639 --> 01:06:00.480 It's crazy. I think about that fucking devil of this 1491 01:06:01.239 --> 01:06:02.760 well makes it for that part is how did you 1492 01:06:02.840 --> 01:06:04.719 get in the house? Yeah, that's what it was like, 1493 01:06:04.760 --> 01:06:06.400 how did they get in? It didn't just it never 1494 01:06:07.760 --> 01:06:08.639 movie I ever saw that movie. 1495 01:06:08.639 --> 01:06:10.840 It's like, oh, it's the Rapture and all the celebrities 1496 01:06:10.840 --> 01:06:13.519 and stuff, and yeah, Michael Sarah is like an idiot. 1497 01:06:13.599 --> 01:06:16.039 That movie. It's fun. I saw black people die pretty quickly. 1498 01:06:16.039 --> 01:06:16.639 It's really funny. 1499 01:06:16.679 --> 01:06:18.840 I've seen clips of it where like I think Michael 1500 01:06:18.880 --> 01:06:20.639 Sarah slaps around his ass and she slashed. 1501 01:06:20.679 --> 01:06:21.199 She slaps them. 1502 01:06:21.199 --> 01:06:23.119 That's what that was real, real. 1503 01:06:23.239 --> 01:06:25.719 Yeah, he really stapped to ask you, and then she 1504 01:06:25.800 --> 01:06:27.039 really slapped him fucking hard. 1505 01:06:27.039 --> 01:06:29.400 It was like a good like, oh that was great, 1506 01:06:29.519 --> 01:06:29.719 you know. 1507 01:06:30.000 --> 01:06:30.440 Keep that in. 1508 01:06:30.559 --> 01:06:32.320 Yeah, keep that in, but. 1509 01:06:32.639 --> 01:06:34.159 Like, please don't take another ticke. We gotta do at 1510 01:06:34.199 --> 01:06:34.760 least sven more. 1511 01:06:34.880 --> 01:06:36.280 But twenty thirteen, that's a while ago. 1512 01:06:36.400 --> 01:06:36.960 It was a while. 1513 01:06:37.039 --> 01:06:39.920 That's a while ago to see, like, that's a crazy 1514 01:06:39.920 --> 01:06:40.440 amount of time. 1515 01:06:40.480 --> 01:06:43.199 And that was pretty much the one of the last 1516 01:06:43.840 --> 01:06:46.519 of those type of Judd app at tow or whatever 1517 01:06:46.760 --> 01:06:50.679 style of movies. Yeah, those type of comedies because I. 1518 01:06:50.360 --> 01:06:53.199 Epic movie Meet the Spartans all that shit really ruined 1519 01:06:53.559 --> 01:06:54.800 comedy comedies. 1520 01:06:54.800 --> 01:06:57.760 And I think so, I think it's I think think 1521 01:06:57.760 --> 01:06:59.440 of how many stand ups came out on that ever too, 1522 01:06:59.440 --> 01:07:02.559 Like comedy in general, it was like bleeding. Yeah, it 1523 01:07:02.599 --> 01:07:06.119 was just like hurting, like yeah, I really. 1524 01:07:06.360 --> 01:07:07.840 We need people needed an outlet. 1525 01:07:07.880 --> 01:07:09.880 So like that's when stand up exploded because like movies 1526 01:07:09.920 --> 01:07:12.480 weren't cutting it right right, which is interesting. 1527 01:07:12.519 --> 01:07:15.000 I feel like I feel like stand up blew up. Well, 1528 01:07:15.079 --> 01:07:17.840 what did I guess? My introduction to stand up was 1529 01:07:17.880 --> 01:07:20.679 like Kevin Hard I think, and I was like, maybe 1530 01:07:20.719 --> 01:07:23.280 two that's crazy for me. Yeah, it was interest. That 1531 01:07:23.280 --> 01:07:24.760 was my mental stand up. That's when I first like 1532 01:07:25.199 --> 01:07:27.679 really saw a special No. I saw killing him softly. 1533 01:07:28.119 --> 01:07:31.719 I guess some people like, but that was like somebody 1534 01:07:31.760 --> 01:07:33.519 showed you that. Probably in your family. I'm assuming you 1535 01:07:33.559 --> 01:07:35.400 kill him softly. Yeah, for sure, somebody showed me that, 1536 01:07:35.960 --> 01:07:37.840 and I was like, this is fun. I don't remember 1537 01:07:37.920 --> 01:07:39.360 mine was definitely it was. 1538 01:07:39.440 --> 01:07:41.679 It was all like black comedy, so like The Kings 1539 01:07:41.719 --> 01:07:43.960 of Comedy was one of my favorite fun when I 1540 01:07:44.000 --> 01:07:46.159 was young two thousand. 1541 01:07:46.480 --> 01:07:47.880 Yeah, it came out a long time ago. 1542 01:07:48.199 --> 01:07:51.000 Even though like I thought, like Dale Healey wasn't that 1543 01:07:51.000 --> 01:07:54.800 funny to me because so the entertainer was entertaining. 1544 01:07:55.239 --> 01:07:58.559 Bernie Mack was. I used to love Bernie Mack brought 1545 01:07:58.559 --> 01:08:01.639 the house down, he was he was there was The 1546 01:08:01.719 --> 01:08:04.000 Kings of the Comedy was really I mean, like say, 1547 01:08:04.000 --> 01:08:07.559 if you're if if you know anything about black culture, 1548 01:08:07.559 --> 01:08:09.760 it's probably like this is kind of funny. 1549 01:08:09.800 --> 01:08:12.039 You know, it's kind of maybe feel a little uncomfortable 1550 01:08:12.039 --> 01:08:13.559 because you don't get a lot of the references and 1551 01:08:13.559 --> 01:08:14.280 ship because like. 1552 01:08:14.599 --> 01:08:15.199 They're always there. 1553 01:08:15.360 --> 01:08:18.319 It's so much like, hey, you remember this, you know, 1554 01:08:18.479 --> 01:08:20.600 this kind of thing, and I'm like, yeah, if you go, 1555 01:08:20.680 --> 01:08:22.880 if you if you have a grandma that is you know, 1556 01:08:23.399 --> 01:08:27.399 uh Southern, and then just the bullshit. 1557 01:08:27.359 --> 01:08:28.319 Very specific demograph. 1558 01:08:28.359 --> 01:08:30.039 I thought, I thought it was good, but at the 1559 01:08:30.079 --> 01:08:32.920 same time, I'm fucking Caribbean, so I was like, this 1560 01:08:33.039 --> 01:08:36.319 is black Americans being so it is weird. These are 1561 01:08:36.439 --> 01:08:37.880 these are the ones that don't have anything to go 1562 01:08:37.960 --> 01:08:41.119 back to. That's great. Interesting, I'll watch you guys. Just 1563 01:08:41.159 --> 01:08:45.920 have a stop though, you know, at least not at 1564 01:08:46.000 --> 01:08:48.319 least it's something. It's something. We have a stop where 1565 01:08:48.319 --> 01:08:51.479 we don't speak our language anymore, our ports are ruined, 1566 01:08:51.640 --> 01:08:53.680 and we're like, everything's great here. 1567 01:08:53.720 --> 01:08:55.319 It's crazy. It feels weird to have a stop. 1568 01:08:56.640 --> 01:08:59.880 It's weird to just like not like I just don't know, yeah, 1569 01:09:00.319 --> 01:09:02.680 have the idea where the fuck? Well, you know, it's 1570 01:09:02.720 --> 01:09:07.479 just that it's it's not there anymore. No, well, you 1571 01:09:07.520 --> 01:09:11.439 know where you're from, you come from longer ago to well, yeah, 1572 01:09:11.960 --> 01:09:12.960 you just don't know. 1573 01:09:12.640 --> 01:09:15.560 You know, we all past your stop, that's where. But 1574 01:09:15.560 --> 01:09:17.439 at least you have something to identify with. 1575 01:09:18.359 --> 01:09:20.680 It's really pretty like it's like this is a really 1576 01:09:20.760 --> 01:09:25.720 pretty place, but like, wow, people like me shouldn't be 1577 01:09:25.720 --> 01:09:27.960 on this part of the world. It's like that kind 1578 01:09:28.000 --> 01:09:33.279 of conversation. Jamaicans are so angry they shouldn't be there's 1579 01:09:33.479 --> 01:09:35.880 angry and fast. They shouldn't be there trying to get 1580 01:09:35.920 --> 01:09:41.560 back home. They're trying to get faster so they get hold. 1581 01:09:43.239 --> 01:09:45.319 Can you imagine there are parts of that, There are 1582 01:09:45.319 --> 01:09:48.039 parts of that you're going to feel like we wrote them. 1583 01:09:48.159 --> 01:09:49.800 Oh really, like they feel like it's like that. 1584 01:09:50.000 --> 01:09:51.960 Yeah, Like there's a scene where he eats a gun, 1585 01:09:53.600 --> 01:09:56.239 and I just like, this is fucking incredible. 1586 01:09:58.239 --> 01:09:59.359 It's fun, it's a good time. 1587 01:09:59.600 --> 01:10:01.279 I just I don't want to oversell it because it 1588 01:10:01.279 --> 01:10:02.479 is ultimately like a spoof movie. 1589 01:10:02.520 --> 01:10:04.279 It's not super serious. You're not gonna care. You're not 1590 01:10:04.279 --> 01:10:05.119 gonna care about it. 1591 01:10:05.359 --> 01:10:08.479 It's not gonna be like, oh really, this is a 1592 01:10:08.520 --> 01:10:09.840 real journey that I went on. 1593 01:10:09.920 --> 01:10:14.000 Yeah, naked gunders shouldn't go there to a comedy movie 1594 01:10:14.039 --> 01:10:15.359 with that kind of you, No, of course. 1595 01:10:15.359 --> 01:10:16.199 But I don't know. 1596 01:10:16.279 --> 01:10:19.159 But I don't even know what people expect from a 1597 01:10:19.199 --> 01:10:23.000 movie like that now, because it's been so long since 1598 01:10:23.039 --> 01:10:25.439 you had an outright like ridiculous. 1599 01:10:25.520 --> 01:10:27.159 I think it's gonna be a breath of fresh air. Man. 1600 01:10:27.319 --> 01:10:29.199 I do need to see it. It's fun. I reckon 1601 01:10:29.279 --> 01:10:31.359 my movies back in the day, like you the Naked Gun, 1602 01:10:31.560 --> 01:10:35.600 fucking Airplane, Ship, Police Academy of Films, all the airplanes, 1603 01:10:36.600 --> 01:10:38.880 all of that ship. The airplane is so funny. 1604 01:10:38.960 --> 01:10:40.399 Yeah, that is an interesting film. 1605 01:10:40.479 --> 01:10:40.640 You know. 1606 01:10:40.920 --> 01:10:42.399 I watched it. 1607 01:10:42.399 --> 01:10:44.359 It's crazy because I was watching like I was watching 1608 01:10:44.399 --> 01:10:46.399 the Because after I saw the movie, I was like, oh, 1609 01:10:46.560 --> 01:10:49.199 that was a good time. I watched the originals and 1610 01:10:49.239 --> 01:10:52.199 I didn't like them as much as I remember liking them. 1611 01:10:52.359 --> 01:10:53.680 And then I saw clips of Police Squad. 1612 01:10:53.720 --> 01:10:55.640 It's like, oh, this is I remember it because I 1613 01:10:55.640 --> 01:10:59.479 think Leslie Nielsen, that guy the star of those movies. Yeah, 1614 01:10:59.640 --> 01:11:02.960 Like they started him off playing him straight, like he 1615 01:11:03.039 --> 01:11:04.520 was like saying everything like as if he was like 1616 01:11:04.600 --> 01:11:07.119 in a serious cop drama, but everything was written stupid. 1617 01:11:07.600 --> 01:11:09.079 But like as the movies went on, like they kind 1618 01:11:09.079 --> 01:11:11.800 of made him sillier and he was like became It's 1619 01:11:11.880 --> 01:11:14.880 kind of like when people become self aware and like 1620 01:11:14.880 --> 01:11:18.000 they keep like Tommy Wiseau or something, who made the Room. 1621 01:11:18.319 --> 01:11:20.119 He's like, oh, now I'm gonna make a movie kind 1622 01:11:20.119 --> 01:11:22.399 of intentionally bad and it's like, well, that's not funny. 1623 01:11:22.920 --> 01:11:25.079 What's funny is you trying your hardest to make something 1624 01:11:25.119 --> 01:11:29.840 important to you and failing. That's what's funny, right, That's 1625 01:11:29.880 --> 01:11:32.680 what's funny. I think I could. 1626 01:11:33.079 --> 01:11:42.479 I think I So the issue is, like I don't it. 1627 01:11:38.840 --> 01:11:44.399 Was making a movie story. I can't make a good movie. 1628 01:11:44.439 --> 01:11:46.720 I think, what do you mean by that, like the 1629 01:11:46.760 --> 01:11:48.800 script or actually, yeah, that's kind of involved. 1630 01:11:49.239 --> 01:11:52.039 I think the process of the process of making a 1631 01:11:52.039 --> 01:11:55.479 movie today probably would would be a roadblock for me. 1632 01:11:55.960 --> 01:11:58.560 I think, like having to like the meetings and like 1633 01:11:58.640 --> 01:12:00.439 the the notes and all that stuff. I think that 1634 01:12:00.439 --> 01:12:02.239 would suck me up. I think I think I would 1635 01:12:02.239 --> 01:12:04.760 be roadblocked against doing that. 1636 01:12:04.800 --> 01:12:06.079 I could do a good story, I could not do 1637 01:12:06.119 --> 01:12:06.760 a good movie. 1638 01:12:07.279 --> 01:12:09.479 See, I don't know if I could write something. I 1639 01:12:09.520 --> 01:12:11.119 don't know if I could write a movie. I could 1640 01:12:11.159 --> 01:12:13.279 write a I could write a comedy probably. I don't 1641 01:12:13.279 --> 01:12:15.399 know if I could write like a fucking series. 1642 01:12:15.479 --> 01:12:18.479 I know I can write well only because of like 1643 01:12:18.560 --> 01:12:21.359 a couple of up beats of through my life where 1644 01:12:21.359 --> 01:12:24.239 certain projects I did, like where I wrote a story, 1645 01:12:25.039 --> 01:12:27.279 I wrote a nursery rhyme and I got an award 1646 01:12:27.319 --> 01:12:30.720 for it, like by the city. It's crazy what, Yeah, 1647 01:12:30.880 --> 01:12:31.159 it was. 1648 01:12:32.720 --> 01:12:33.199 Exactly. 1649 01:12:33.239 --> 01:12:35.640 I got an award because I thought somebody was gonna 1650 01:12:35.640 --> 01:12:37.239 steal my idea, but I haven't seen yet. It was 1651 01:12:37.279 --> 01:12:39.560 probably because of a copyright purposes because it was uh 1652 01:12:40.800 --> 01:12:45.319 Santa dies uh in the nursery rhyme. It's implied, right, 1653 01:12:45.640 --> 01:12:47.800 He's just like, oh, it's too windy, and he falls 1654 01:12:47.840 --> 01:12:49.880 off his thing. Missus Claus can't find him, so she 1655 01:12:49.960 --> 01:12:52.520 starts auditioning people for to take over for him to 1656 01:12:52.680 --> 01:12:54.199 deliver all the presents, and. 1657 01:12:54.159 --> 01:12:56.560 It's just rhymes. It's all. It's all cute. The people 1658 01:12:56.560 --> 01:12:58.960 that are being auditions. There's a fat bald guy that 1659 01:12:59.039 --> 01:13:00.319 clearly can't do any thing. 1660 01:13:00.680 --> 01:13:02.920 They ends up being Superman. Just just cut to the chase, 1661 01:13:03.039 --> 01:13:04.880 so superman 's up doing it. So it just rhymed up. 1662 01:13:05.000 --> 01:13:08.439 And then I wrote that I wrote a horror thing 1663 01:13:08.479 --> 01:13:10.920 that I got like a like a. And then the 1664 01:13:11.000 --> 01:13:13.960 thing that I really kind of impressed myself is I 1665 01:13:14.039 --> 01:13:18.880 usually it's hard to impress yourself, right, Yeah, And I 1666 01:13:18.960 --> 01:13:21.800 might have even talked about this in in my theater 1667 01:13:21.880 --> 01:13:24.880 class in drama or whatever. In ninth grade, we had 1668 01:13:24.920 --> 01:13:27.760 to get a scene from a script and then re 1669 01:13:27.920 --> 01:13:30.319 enact it. And so I told my group, oh, I'll 1670 01:13:30.359 --> 01:13:32.840 just grab an eye love Lucy one. But they were 1671 01:13:32.880 --> 01:13:35.560 all fucking paygated, and I was like, I'm not fucking 1672 01:13:35.560 --> 01:13:38.279 paying for this shit crazy. So I wrote a scene. 1673 01:13:38.640 --> 01:13:41.279 I wrote a scene and told I lied to them 1674 01:13:41.279 --> 01:13:43.960 and said this is from the show. And then even 1675 01:13:44.000 --> 01:13:46.840 when we learned it and everything, and I remember when 1676 01:13:46.840 --> 01:13:48.720 we were introducing the scene, this one girl sitting now, 1677 01:13:48.720 --> 01:13:49.920 she's like, oh, I remember that episode. 1678 01:13:49.920 --> 01:13:51.880 I'm like, I'm sure you do. I was like, I'm 1679 01:13:51.880 --> 01:13:54.479 sure you do, Sure you do, sluck acted motherfuckers were 1680 01:13:54.560 --> 01:13:55.640 busting up, laughing. 1681 01:13:55.680 --> 01:13:58.319 They were like like like it was a real now. 1682 01:13:58.800 --> 01:14:00.880 Granted I also primed up because a lot of people 1683 01:14:00.960 --> 01:14:02.800 like out of loosely, but the jokes, it was all 1684 01:14:03.159 --> 01:14:04.800 and I was like, you know what, I was like, 1685 01:14:04.840 --> 01:14:07.640 I could do this, and I never did it after that, 1686 01:14:07.680 --> 01:14:11.279 but like I was really I was really surprised and 1687 01:14:11.399 --> 01:14:13.159 like I was like, wow, I can't believe how well 1688 01:14:13.239 --> 01:14:15.600 that went over because I was thinking maybe people would 1689 01:14:15.600 --> 01:14:18.880 be like, oh this sucks, oh yeah, this doesn't sound 1690 01:14:19.920 --> 01:14:21.560 yeah yeah, So but it like went over so well 1691 01:14:21.560 --> 01:14:23.680 that I'm like, damn, I think I could, uh, and 1692 01:14:23.720 --> 01:14:28.079 then the the one I still want to make this 1693 01:14:28.720 --> 01:14:31.640 it's I'm never it's never gonna make it. Actually I 1694 01:14:31.640 --> 01:14:34.279 take that back, but it's it was the the idea. 1695 01:14:34.319 --> 01:14:36.640 And I mentioned this one time on the podcast where 1696 01:14:36.640 --> 01:14:39.359 it was at May she Kills the DC Marvel Universe, 1697 01:14:39.439 --> 01:14:40.840 which was just ripping off deadpole. 1698 01:14:41.279 --> 01:14:41.479 Yeah. 1699 01:14:41.840 --> 01:14:44.279 Uh so when when we when we strung it all together, 1700 01:14:44.399 --> 01:14:46.760 it's it was one of the stupid. It was naked 1701 01:14:46.840 --> 01:14:49.680 gun stupid. But like I was like, damn, if this 1702 01:14:50.000 --> 01:14:53.479 a parody comic could actually be made, I don't really 1703 01:14:53.479 --> 01:14:55.279 have the energy to want to do that anymore. But 1704 01:14:55.319 --> 01:14:59.119 back in the day, like that would have been probably 1705 01:15:00.319 --> 01:15:01.960 I think it would have blew up in a way 1706 01:15:02.000 --> 01:15:04.880 that like this is so fucking stupid that like it's 1707 01:15:04.920 --> 01:15:05.880 brilliant kind of a thing. 1708 01:15:06.039 --> 01:15:08.960 Yeah, I haven't. I haven't written I had. 1709 01:15:09.319 --> 01:15:11.880 I had a screenwriting course in college and I remember 1710 01:15:12.880 --> 01:15:16.560 writing something with a friend of mine who I do 1711 01:15:16.680 --> 01:15:20.600 not speak to anymore, and we we collaborate on a 1712 01:15:20.640 --> 01:15:23.560 script and we we had it. We sat on it 1713 01:15:23.600 --> 01:15:25.079 for a while and I found out that he sold it. 1714 01:15:26.399 --> 01:15:28.239 Really didn't get it. 1715 01:15:28.359 --> 01:15:29.479 They didn't get optioned or anything. 1716 01:15:29.560 --> 01:15:29.920 They didn't. 1717 01:15:30.239 --> 01:15:32.000 They didn't end up so like apparently like you could 1718 01:15:32.039 --> 01:15:34.600 just people buy scripts, but they sometimes they. 1719 01:15:34.560 --> 01:15:35.640 Don't, they don't get optioned. 1720 01:15:35.920 --> 01:15:37.239 Yeah, so I don't. I don't know if anything ever 1721 01:15:37.279 --> 01:15:37.840 happened with it. 1722 01:15:37.920 --> 01:15:41.720 But so a script that I wrote was sold and 1723 01:15:41.760 --> 01:15:43.079 I didn't see anything from it. 1724 01:15:43.359 --> 01:15:44.119 There's the front I know. 1725 01:15:46.079 --> 01:15:50.880 I don't think so actually maybe there's a chance. I 1726 01:15:50.880 --> 01:15:53.039 don't think so. My hunch says no. 1727 01:15:53.479 --> 01:15:56.199 But uh so, so at that point I was like, 1728 01:15:56.199 --> 01:15:57.079 I'm never writing anything. 1729 01:15:58.359 --> 01:15:59.920 They really put me off. I know how to make care. 1730 01:16:00.800 --> 01:16:04.119 Really. It made me so angry because I was just like, yo, 1731 01:16:04.319 --> 01:16:08.359 why it wasn't even enough, Like I'm like, I think 1732 01:16:08.359 --> 01:16:09.760 what I heard is like it's sold like for like 1733 01:16:09.760 --> 01:16:12.239 a hilariously low amount of money, and I'm like, why'd 1734 01:16:12.239 --> 01:16:14.399 you do that? Why why did you do that? It's crazy. 1735 01:16:14.479 --> 01:16:18.000 So the bread I don't know. I would like to 1736 01:16:18.039 --> 01:16:19.479 do it. I just don't have the time to even 1737 01:16:19.520 --> 01:16:22.840 sit in like anybody else, not anymore. I think I 1738 01:16:22.880 --> 01:16:24.359 tried the ideas. 1739 01:16:24.199 --> 01:16:26.680 It's it's it's good exercise to try with the stuff 1740 01:16:26.680 --> 01:16:28.479 that you kind of know, Like I thought about like 1741 01:16:28.520 --> 01:16:31.479 maybe like one of the early ideas that I had 1742 01:16:31.600 --> 01:16:33.359 was like, I wonder if I could rewrite this Halo 1743 01:16:33.399 --> 01:16:37.359 show into something better, and so I thought about trying 1744 01:16:37.359 --> 01:16:39.239 to do that, and I just I kind of did, 1745 01:16:40.000 --> 01:16:42.159 but then but then I abandon I did, like I 1746 01:16:42.159 --> 01:16:44.319 did like two episodes of it. Yeah, and it was 1747 01:16:44.439 --> 01:16:46.279 I think it's pretty good. But I also just didn't, 1748 01:16:46.319 --> 01:16:47.840 you know, to fuck it? What am I wasting my 1749 01:16:47.880 --> 01:16:49.000 time for? I don't have this ip. 1750 01:16:49.319 --> 01:16:52.960 It's it's a bit that's a big undertaking. Yeah, writing, 1751 01:16:53.239 --> 01:16:56.680 I think it's I think I think writing writing scenes 1752 01:16:56.760 --> 01:17:00.600 is not the hardest thing. I think writing writing a 1753 01:17:00.640 --> 01:17:02.920 good scene, I don't think it's hard. I think writing 1754 01:17:02.920 --> 01:17:03.840 a good scene is kind of hard. 1755 01:17:04.239 --> 01:17:06.359 I think I'm better at Like I can take a 1756 01:17:06.399 --> 01:17:07.960 script that the people have written and I could be 1757 01:17:07.960 --> 01:17:11.039 like I know exactly what's missing here, or like that's 1758 01:17:11.640 --> 01:17:12.439 that's a bad. 1759 01:17:12.319 --> 01:17:13.479 I think that's the easier part. 1760 01:17:13.600 --> 01:17:16.000 It is. It's it's like writing characters. Writing a world 1761 01:17:16.359 --> 01:17:19.920 people in the world is a nightmare scenario. Probably writing 1762 01:17:19.960 --> 01:17:21.880 a character, because running the whole world is a lot. 1763 01:17:21.960 --> 01:17:25.520 Dude, I think it's a good exercise. It's like if 1764 01:17:25.560 --> 01:17:29.680 you for example, the military sci fi trope has been 1765 01:17:29.680 --> 01:17:32.520 done to death, so can you write a good one 1766 01:17:33.039 --> 01:17:36.159 that's like that's a challenge, and that's something that I 1767 01:17:36.479 --> 01:17:39.199 was like, that would be my thing. If I had 1768 01:17:39.199 --> 01:17:41.399 an infinite amount of time, I would write a good 1769 01:17:41.479 --> 01:17:45.680 military sci fi like the Expanse, Like can I make 1770 01:17:45.680 --> 01:17:46.560 it better than the Expanse? 1771 01:17:46.840 --> 01:17:51.359 I feel like I could, but it would have to 1772 01:17:51.399 --> 01:17:52.760 It's just I don't have the time for that ship. 1773 01:17:52.800 --> 01:17:56.319 I would have to completely dedicate all of my time 1774 01:17:56.840 --> 01:17:59.880 as if I'm like George hard R. Martin and then 1775 01:17:59.880 --> 01:18:01.920 you and then you'd have to like fail over and 1776 01:18:01.920 --> 01:18:03.520 over again to get better in the first place, to 1777 01:18:03.560 --> 01:18:04.680 even get to that point completely. 1778 01:18:04.720 --> 01:18:06.000 That's kind of my thing too. It's like, I don't 1779 01:18:06.000 --> 01:18:08.079 know if I have time to fail that much. It's 1780 01:18:08.079 --> 01:18:08.760 something else. 1781 01:18:09.000 --> 01:18:10.800 Nah. And then you got to get it reviewed too, 1782 01:18:10.800 --> 01:18:12.439 because you can't you can't say it's dugger. You got 1783 01:18:12.520 --> 01:18:14.640 to get it reviewed by a person that's gonna be honest, 1784 01:18:14.800 --> 01:18:16.800 brutally honest. I mean they're gonna have to go review it. 1785 01:18:17.039 --> 01:18:18.479 You have to wait on them to do review it 1786 01:18:18.479 --> 01:18:18.960 to bring. 1787 01:18:18.800 --> 01:18:21.119 People who are into it and for people who aren't 1788 01:18:21.159 --> 01:18:23.960 into it, can they both enjoy this shit? Like you know, 1789 01:18:24.119 --> 01:18:25.840 there's a lot of people that were like, I don't 1790 01:18:25.840 --> 01:18:27.640 like fantasy. Shit, I'm not gonna watch Game of Thrones, 1791 01:18:27.680 --> 01:18:31.680 and people are like, watch it, watch it. I know 1792 01:18:31.720 --> 01:18:34.640 you don't like dragons, trust me, watch the fucking show. 1793 01:18:35.159 --> 01:18:37.079 And then people are like, oh shit, the show's really good. 1794 01:18:37.359 --> 01:18:39.920 That's what I'm finding with, Like, dude, like I'm more impressed. 1795 01:18:40.279 --> 01:18:41.840 I find myself getting impressed with like a lot of 1796 01:18:41.840 --> 01:18:45.039 well written games lately because I'm going through the entire 1797 01:18:45.119 --> 01:18:49.119 Dance x oh right series. I'm like, this is crazy good. Yeah, 1798 01:18:49.159 --> 01:18:50.840 I can't believe I didn't know how good this was 1799 01:18:51.159 --> 01:18:51.960 this entire time. 1800 01:18:52.000 --> 01:18:52.159 You know. 1801 01:18:52.279 --> 01:18:54.560 Here, I will say that is something that you don't 1802 01:18:54.600 --> 01:18:57.000 see a lot in the in the like people that 1803 01:18:57.039 --> 01:18:58.600 write video essays or whatever. 1804 01:18:59.000 --> 01:19:01.479 I don't see this love that I know they love 1805 01:19:01.520 --> 01:19:04.159 that I have. I don't never loved that game, dude, 1806 01:19:04.159 --> 01:19:04.720 I know they do. 1807 01:19:05.000 --> 01:19:08.760 But what I mean is as far as like when 1808 01:19:08.800 --> 01:19:11.880 people even doing like callbacks, this stuff that seems really 1809 01:19:11.920 --> 01:19:12.319 low on the. 1810 01:19:13.399 --> 01:19:16.199 Like on people's let me problem, it's crazy because it's 1811 01:19:16.199 --> 01:19:19.039 like pretty the last two we didn't hit the same way. 1812 01:19:19.039 --> 01:19:21.079 That's a big problem. People didn't like the last two 1813 01:19:21.119 --> 01:19:25.359 of them. I played the twenty thirteen one Human Revolution, Yeah, 1814 01:19:25.399 --> 01:19:26.920 and I played I'm playing through that one right now. 1815 01:19:27.000 --> 01:19:29.399 I played half of the twenty sixteen one. 1816 01:19:30.359 --> 01:19:31.960 Yeah, and we're going to move out of that and. 1817 01:19:31.960 --> 01:19:35.159 I think I think Human is the only one that 1818 01:19:35.159 --> 01:19:35.640 I played. 1819 01:19:35.840 --> 01:19:38.520 Yeah, I'm playing through Human Revolution right now. I played 1820 01:19:38.520 --> 01:19:42.319 the PS two one, yeah, past one. You played the 1821 01:19:42.319 --> 01:19:43.319 PS two days X Yeah. 1822 01:19:43.319 --> 01:19:45.600 I didn't finish it, but I played it. I didn't 1823 01:19:45.640 --> 01:19:46.920 know what was going on. I was like, this is 1824 01:19:46.960 --> 01:19:50.560 just dude, it's so it's just weird way Invisible War. 1825 01:19:50.800 --> 01:19:53.760 Orsi, that's a bad one. Yeah, that's that is the 1826 01:19:53.840 --> 01:19:54.720 one bad one. 1827 01:19:54.960 --> 01:19:58.800 Then I played I played the three sixty one. 1828 01:19:59.399 --> 01:20:03.920 There is no three sixteen Human Revolution, yeah. 1829 01:20:05.079 --> 01:20:07.319 And I was like, oh, this is a really cool game. 1830 01:20:08.279 --> 01:20:11.199 It's very it's very it's very Blade Runner, very Blade 1831 01:20:11.279 --> 01:20:14.279 Runner RoboCop esque, and I'm like, oh, this is yeah, 1832 01:20:14.319 --> 01:20:16.439 it's like X Files robo Cop. Like it's it's so 1833 01:20:16.520 --> 01:20:17.079 many weird. 1834 01:20:17.840 --> 01:20:19.239 It's so funny because like the only thing I known 1835 01:20:19.239 --> 01:20:22.439 about Dass prior to this was like that fucking character 1836 01:20:22.800 --> 01:20:23.439 with the sun. 1837 01:20:23.680 --> 01:20:26.479 That guy, and I've only ever seen that fade gay. Yeah, 1838 01:20:26.479 --> 01:20:28.840 it's like he looks so stupid. And then like, dude, 1839 01:20:29.000 --> 01:20:30.760 he's like probably like one of my favorite characters. 1840 01:20:30.800 --> 01:20:34.399 Now, Adam is the character, right, Adam is Adam is 1841 01:20:34.399 --> 01:20:37.159 is in the new one. In the original one, it's J. C. 1842 01:20:37.319 --> 01:20:41.760 Denton who has like all these insane lines that like 1843 01:20:41.800 --> 01:20:44.479 I've only come and I'm deep into YouTube now, into 1844 01:20:44.560 --> 01:20:47.520 this rabbit hole of like people using like uh j C. 1845 01:20:47.840 --> 01:20:52.159 J C. Denton lines in like scammer prank calls or whatever. 1846 01:20:52.399 --> 01:20:56.359 They'll have like they'll have just like a soundboard and 1847 01:20:56.399 --> 01:20:59.840 it's it's the delivery of that guy whoever that voice 1848 01:20:59.840 --> 01:21:00.279 act phrase. 1849 01:21:00.319 --> 01:21:01.119 It's hysterical. 1850 01:21:01.960 --> 01:21:04.479 I remember them being really really good games. I like 1851 01:21:04.560 --> 01:21:07.960 cyber I like the idea of a cyberpunk esque world 1852 01:21:08.000 --> 01:21:08.439 in general. 1853 01:21:08.439 --> 01:21:11.039 I think that is just a cool fucking anesthetic. 1854 01:21:11.520 --> 01:21:13.960 I think the idea of people being like, fucking my 1855 01:21:14.000 --> 01:21:16.760 dick don't work the right way, time to cyborg get up. 1856 01:21:17.000 --> 01:21:18.680 I think it's always a funny idea. Is like this, 1857 01:21:18.760 --> 01:21:20.920 putting metal on your body to be better as a 1858 01:21:20.960 --> 01:21:25.760 person sounds cool, probably unbelievably scruciating, but sound cool. 1859 01:21:25.880 --> 01:21:29.920 I'm actually really surprised, like, like a really good Blade. 1860 01:21:29.720 --> 01:21:32.319 Runner game hasn't been made, you know. I don't think 1861 01:21:32.319 --> 01:21:34.399 the world for Blade Runner WARLFS Claws a game. I 1862 01:21:34.439 --> 01:21:34.760 think it? 1863 01:21:35.560 --> 01:21:35.880 Why not? 1864 01:21:36.000 --> 01:21:38.039 I think I think it. I think the Blade Runner 1865 01:21:38.079 --> 01:21:41.039 experience is like just watching someone I guess the game 1866 01:21:41.079 --> 01:21:44.119 could do it too, Yeah, dope, it would be cool. 1867 01:21:44.159 --> 01:21:45.720 But I feel like it's like I'm just watching someone 1868 01:21:45.760 --> 01:21:48.279 else suffer through this existence. And I'm fine with that 1869 01:21:48.319 --> 01:21:52.840 because cyberpunk at least has like the glitzing glam of it. 1870 01:21:52.840 --> 01:21:56.319 It can't be made because of cyberpunk. Really, yeah, I 1871 01:21:56.359 --> 01:21:59.960 mean cyberpunk is essentially it's it's it's more or less 1872 01:22:00.079 --> 01:22:02.479 it took the idea and ran with it. It's blade 1873 01:22:02.520 --> 01:22:05.960 Runner without exists in games in the same way. 1874 01:22:06.039 --> 01:22:08.079 Like it's same way that Halo is kind of alien 1875 01:22:09.239 --> 01:22:13.079 aliens right where it's just like making an alien game 1876 01:22:13.199 --> 01:22:14.640 is kind of like, Okay, sure. 1877 01:22:16.199 --> 01:22:18.600 Apparently isolations are great. I heard really good things about 1878 01:22:18.640 --> 01:22:20.800 I haven't got around because I just I don't like 1879 01:22:21.159 --> 01:22:23.039 I don't like xenomores. I think I'm afraid of them. 1880 01:22:24.279 --> 01:22:25.960 I think I'm afraid of them. I think I'm afraid 1881 01:22:26.000 --> 01:22:29.000 of them. I think that's what it really is, the point, 1882 01:22:29.079 --> 01:22:30.880 and I don't want to interact with the idea of 1883 01:22:30.920 --> 01:22:34.399 seeing them on screens. I think, I think that's truly 1884 01:22:34.439 --> 01:22:36.560 what it is because I played like the Colonial Marines 1885 01:22:36.600 --> 01:22:38.279 when I think that's a bad one, man, I played 1886 01:22:38.279 --> 01:22:42.720 that one that was this game is fucking interesting? Is 1887 01:22:42.720 --> 01:22:44.359 that I don't I didn't play that one? Is that? 1888 01:22:45.600 --> 01:22:47.279 What was the one that was? Then? 1889 01:22:47.399 --> 01:22:49.239 That was like a famously bad one because they had 1890 01:22:49.319 --> 01:22:51.600 a reveal trailer that was like really exciting, got people hyped, 1891 01:22:51.600 --> 01:22:52.960 and then it came out and it was completely fucked 1892 01:22:52.960 --> 01:22:54.520 And it turns out like I think, there was like 1893 01:22:54.520 --> 01:22:59.760 a whole lawsuit about them using the publisher, using budget 1894 01:23:00.079 --> 01:23:02.239 and if people can look this up, I know these 1895 01:23:02.239 --> 01:23:04.239 are like the general ideas of the of the case. 1896 01:23:04.560 --> 01:23:05.000 But like. 1897 01:23:07.119 --> 01:23:09.680 The development studio accused the publisher, I think of like 1898 01:23:09.800 --> 01:23:12.640 using funds that were allocated for the game to just 1899 01:23:12.920 --> 01:23:14.800 funnel into Borderlines too, to finish that up. 1900 01:23:15.600 --> 01:23:16.840 So they just didn't have the time. 1901 01:23:18.439 --> 01:23:20.399 It's just fucking crazy. It's such an interesting you can 1902 01:23:20.399 --> 01:23:23.720 look it up and. 1903 01:23:22.279 --> 01:23:24.239 Marin's Borderlines two. It's fucking interesting. 1904 01:23:24.279 --> 01:23:25.199 But speaking of a. 1905 01:23:25.279 --> 01:23:29.119 Lawsuit, did you see that the guy that voiced Edward 1906 01:23:29.199 --> 01:23:34.479 Kenway in Black Flag, they like Ubisoft like threatened to 1907 01:23:34.520 --> 01:23:38.840 sue him because I don't think he realized. I think 1908 01:23:38.880 --> 01:23:41.159 this guy had a GoPro on him at a at 1909 01:23:41.159 --> 01:23:43.279 a one of those expos or whatever. 1910 01:23:43.319 --> 01:23:46.479 He has his booth. That's crazy, and so it looks 1911 01:23:46.520 --> 01:23:48.319 like it was like a GoPro or something. It looked 1912 01:23:48.319 --> 01:23:48.880 like it wasn't. 1913 01:23:49.239 --> 01:23:53.520 The guy was like filming, so he was, yeah, it 1914 01:23:53.520 --> 01:23:55.359 looked like that, and he was signing some ship and 1915 01:23:55.399 --> 01:23:55.800 then he was. 1916 01:23:55.800 --> 01:23:59.239 Like, hey, have you uh have you beaten black Flag? 1917 01:23:59.279 --> 01:24:01.279 And he was like the guy, the guy that was 1918 01:24:01.319 --> 01:24:04.159 getting the autograph was yeah, it's been a long time, 1919 01:24:04.239 --> 01:24:08.279 you know, like and then he says, well, you're gonna 1920 01:24:08.279 --> 01:24:10.479 have to beat it again, you know, just a very 1921 01:24:10.560 --> 01:24:13.760 like an obvious like drop, like oh shit, they're gonna 1922 01:24:13.760 --> 01:24:16.479 remaster that ship, you know. And then the guy's a 1923 01:24:16.560 --> 01:24:19.800 fucking moron, didn't it went over his head. He was like, oh, yeah, man, 1924 01:24:19.840 --> 01:24:22.119 I gotta I gotta play all of them again. And 1925 01:24:22.159 --> 01:24:25.800 then he goes, yeah, but this one specifically, you know, 1926 01:24:26.439 --> 01:24:27.520 don't say anything. 1927 01:24:27.800 --> 01:24:28.720 And then like that's crazy. 1928 01:24:28.720 --> 01:24:30.720 He had that on camera, and so I think that 1929 01:24:30.760 --> 01:24:32.880 guy figured it out retroactively as the Holy shit and 1930 01:24:32.920 --> 01:24:35.479 probably leaked it and then that it was if I 1931 01:24:35.479 --> 01:24:40.039 feel bad for the guy. 1932 01:24:38.760 --> 01:24:41.600 Well they I think it was like a threat. Yeah, 1933 01:24:41.600 --> 01:24:43.239 I think it was a threat, like, bro, shut the 1934 01:24:43.279 --> 01:24:47.960 fuck up. And first of all, I think, like, you know, 1935 01:24:48.000 --> 01:24:49.520 that guy was just doing that guy was just being 1936 01:24:49.600 --> 01:24:51.880 cute and like that was cool. And unfortunately that guy 1937 01:24:51.960 --> 01:24:52.880 like fucked him. 1938 01:24:53.000 --> 01:24:54.279 It's only because it was on camera. 1939 01:24:54.319 --> 01:24:57.000 Like right, exactly the amount of times I've heard things 1940 01:24:57.000 --> 01:24:59.640 that I shouldn't have heard about as far as that goes, 1941 01:24:59.720 --> 01:25:00.680 is reus right. 1942 01:25:00.720 --> 01:25:05.199 Because yeah, why are you fucking recording this cunt? Like what, 1943 01:25:06.000 --> 01:25:09.439 I'm here all day like you can say hi or whatever. 1944 01:25:09.640 --> 01:25:10.359 You know, it's hilarious. 1945 01:25:10.359 --> 01:25:12.640 I was at a bar like I think like maybe 1946 01:25:12.640 --> 01:25:16.199 like a year ago now or maybe something around something 1947 01:25:16.239 --> 01:25:19.279 like that, and I because Insomniac is here. 1948 01:25:19.479 --> 01:25:20.279 Yeah, they're up the street. 1949 01:25:20.359 --> 01:25:22.920 Literally yeah, like I didn't I kind of I know that, 1950 01:25:23.000 --> 01:25:24.960 but I didn't think about it, like oh, the idea 1951 01:25:24.960 --> 01:25:28.119 that I would like come across Insomniac people and uh 1952 01:25:28.920 --> 01:25:31.880 they were taught. I overheard like a really drunk conversation 1953 01:25:31.960 --> 01:25:34.760 I think like at Fantasia or like at one of 1954 01:25:34.760 --> 01:25:38.640 the bars where like they were talking about this shooter 1955 01:25:38.800 --> 01:25:43.119 that Sony was working on that like, man, it's not 1956 01:25:43.159 --> 01:25:46.000 going good and it's just like people like and and 1957 01:25:46.039 --> 01:25:46.359 it was. 1958 01:25:46.800 --> 01:25:49.039 It was fucking Concord, and I didn't even I didn't 1959 01:25:49.079 --> 01:25:52.079 think about it until until we heard, you know, all 1960 01:25:52.119 --> 01:25:52.800 the Concord news. 1961 01:25:52.840 --> 01:25:54.079 I was like, oh, that's what that was. 1962 01:25:54.760 --> 01:25:56.640 But it's so funny. They were just openly talked. I 1963 01:25:56.720 --> 01:25:59.880 talked to them about it, and they were just like, yeah, 1964 01:26:00.119 --> 01:26:03.119 I've seen that. I just should not have seen, like 1965 01:26:03.319 --> 01:26:05.600 I've just this in passing, like one of my friends 1966 01:26:05.600 --> 01:26:08.319 I saw the DTA six ship. I saw it and 1967 01:26:08.359 --> 01:26:10.960 I was just like, oh yeah, and I was like, oh, 1968 01:26:11.000 --> 01:26:17.079 this looks rough, but it's also twenty twenty four, so 1969 01:26:17.159 --> 01:26:19.039 it should look rough. But it's like I've seen, like 1970 01:26:19.239 --> 01:26:21.640 just living in this area and being friend of people 1971 01:26:21.720 --> 01:26:23.920 just around here, you'll just see ship and it's like 1972 01:26:24.000 --> 01:26:27.000 if you have, you could be a dickhead. And me like, yeah, sure, 1973 01:26:27.520 --> 01:26:28.199 did you see it again? 1974 01:26:29.359 --> 01:26:31.920 They're called friendly as for a reason, like people know 1975 01:26:32.000 --> 01:26:33.239 that people can't keep a secret. 1976 01:26:33.359 --> 01:26:36.760 Yeah you know yep, and that I wouldn't want to 1977 01:26:36.760 --> 01:26:38.079 do that to take two men, Like. 1978 01:26:38.239 --> 01:26:40.920 No, that's that's the wrong, exact wrong people are doing 1979 01:26:41.159 --> 01:26:43.079 because they're just like they'll send pinkertons to you. 1980 01:26:43.439 --> 01:26:46.720 They'll fucking pinkertons. Just serious, they'll do it. 1981 01:26:46.880 --> 01:26:50.319 They've got the actual fucking Milton or whatever, Miller or whatever. Yeah, 1982 01:26:52.159 --> 01:26:54.159 so the coast did that. Troups of people. Oh, they 1983 01:26:54.159 --> 01:26:55.520 did do that. They did do that. 1984 01:26:55.560 --> 01:26:57.560 They realized it like recently. 1985 01:26:57.800 --> 01:26:59.840 It was crazy that they did that. And then the people, 1986 01:26:59.880 --> 01:27:01.800 like the amount of people of them that left their 1987 01:27:01.840 --> 01:27:04.279 team just left and they went over to the fucking 1988 01:27:04.319 --> 01:27:06.640 Matt Mercer t t r PG, the one that he's 1989 01:27:06.640 --> 01:27:10.520 making for critical role mass exodus over there, And I'm like. 1990 01:27:10.520 --> 01:27:14.720 Jesus, crazy weirds. You guys shot the bed for no reason. 1991 01:27:14.760 --> 01:27:17.840 You should go there. No, it's it's not my not 1992 01:27:17.960 --> 01:27:22.840 my vibe talking about Dragon's not your vibe, not the revolutionized, 1993 01:27:23.079 --> 01:27:25.680 not the not the way they play. I appreciate, I 1994 01:27:25.720 --> 01:27:28.399 appreciate them for what they are, but I just it's 1995 01:27:28.439 --> 01:27:30.600 not my vibe. I think it's it's it's too like, 1996 01:27:31.439 --> 01:27:33.479 it's too like white liberal for me, and that's is 1997 01:27:33.560 --> 01:27:34.880 not mine. This is not my aesthetic. 1998 01:27:35.239 --> 01:27:36.800 I'm just gonna cut I'm gonna cut out the liberal, 1999 01:27:37.039 --> 01:27:38.880 too white, too white. 2000 01:27:39.319 --> 01:27:40.960 I respect it. It needs people need to have a 2001 01:27:40.960 --> 01:27:42.840 place to be feel safe. That that's not my. 2002 01:27:43.680 --> 01:27:46.199 Oh I see, I I get it. I get I 2003 01:27:46.279 --> 01:27:49.000 like my my buddies back my hometown. We wouldn't be 2004 01:27:49.039 --> 01:27:49.680 able to play with them. 2005 01:27:49.920 --> 01:27:52.239 Like, yeah, I get It's it's the idea is you 2006 01:27:52.319 --> 01:27:55.119 know some like card spots like I like, I love 2007 01:27:55.239 --> 01:27:57.039 I think cardspots that are very inclusive. 2008 01:27:57.079 --> 01:27:58.880 They need to exist because people should be able to 2009 01:27:58.920 --> 01:28:01.680 go to it feels like so I think should be 2010 01:28:01.720 --> 01:28:02.279 less inclusive. 2011 01:28:02.279 --> 01:28:05.039 Actually, like I like, I like the gritty. I like 2012 01:28:05.119 --> 01:28:08.000 the gritty. Like, go there, there's a bit of assault 2013 01:28:08.039 --> 01:28:09.560 match between me and you. Have to win the match, 2014 01:28:09.760 --> 01:28:12.439 we'll say our gigs don't like you funk that dude, man, 2015 01:28:12.439 --> 01:28:14.239 he only got lucky. Like I like that. I like 2016 01:28:14.319 --> 01:28:17.199 the I played sports. Like the talking nature of interaction 2017 01:28:17.359 --> 01:28:20.439 a bit, But it shouldn't be everywhere. Some people can't 2018 01:28:20.439 --> 01:28:21.640 deal with that, they shouldn't have to be forced to 2019 01:28:21.640 --> 01:28:21.880 deal with it. 2020 01:28:21.960 --> 01:28:23.279 Yeah, I feel like you should be able to pull 2021 01:28:23.319 --> 01:28:27.039 out a grenade and pull the pin on purpose or whatever. 2022 01:28:27.159 --> 01:28:33.760 Will Smith said, Remember what do you say? Oh yeah, 2023 01:28:34.000 --> 01:28:36.199 what was that? Like that bar I pulled? 2024 01:28:36.520 --> 01:28:38.600 I pulled the pin out of the grenade on purpose 2025 01:28:38.680 --> 01:28:40.279 before I threw it. 2026 01:28:40.279 --> 01:28:45.159 It's fucking stupid. What a loser. That's he's not. He's 2027 01:28:45.199 --> 01:28:48.439 way more successful than he's doing very well. Yeah, he's 2028 01:28:48.479 --> 01:28:49.319 still doing very well. 2029 01:28:49.319 --> 01:28:50.079 I don't know how. 2030 01:28:50.319 --> 01:28:52.039 Spirit and spirit, Yeah, the spirit. 2031 01:28:52.159 --> 01:28:52.720 Yeah. 2032 01:28:52.880 --> 01:28:55.479 I like, there's not really much else to talk about. 2033 01:28:56.159 --> 01:28:57.720 There's not really much else to talk about. There was 2034 01:28:57.760 --> 01:29:00.560 a Spider Man. They showed a Spider Man's like, whatever, 2035 01:29:00.600 --> 01:29:01.880 it's it's it looks fine. 2036 01:29:01.920 --> 01:29:02.319 I don't know. 2037 01:29:02.680 --> 01:29:06.199 I'm I'm still I just don't really, I'm still I 2038 01:29:06.399 --> 01:29:07.800 know it is not a big deal, but I'm still 2039 01:29:07.800 --> 01:29:11.439 a I'm a Rami suit guy, dude. I really, I know, 2040 01:29:11.520 --> 01:29:14.039 I know, but like I just want to I don't 2041 01:29:14.039 --> 01:29:17.479 know if it's just like you say, the rose colored ship. 2042 01:29:18.159 --> 01:29:19.960 Well, when I see that ship, man, I don't know, 2043 01:29:20.039 --> 01:29:20.840 it does something for me. 2044 01:29:21.119 --> 01:29:22.800 It definitely evokes a lot of emotion to me. For 2045 01:29:23.319 --> 01:29:26.079 I think it's there's something about it that I like, 2046 01:29:26.479 --> 01:29:31.079 how it's not it is both not one to one, 2047 01:29:31.880 --> 01:29:35.319 but it's it is the most off you can be 2048 01:29:35.520 --> 01:29:36.600 while still being. 2049 01:29:36.399 --> 01:29:39.560 Completely true to the design. And I think it's fascinating 2050 01:29:39.640 --> 01:29:40.760 to me that it looks that way. 2051 01:29:42.000 --> 01:29:42.359 I like it. 2052 01:29:42.359 --> 01:29:43.199 I have a soft stop for it. 2053 01:29:43.199 --> 01:29:45.399 I specifically think it works well specifically with the face, 2054 01:29:45.560 --> 01:29:49.720 Like there's like a face shell that Tokenquire has under 2055 01:29:49.840 --> 01:29:52.880 under that mask that like makes it look fucking pristine. 2056 01:29:52.880 --> 01:29:54.520 I think like if you if you were to put 2057 01:29:54.520 --> 01:29:57.840 that normal mask, that normal mask on, like a normal face, 2058 01:29:57.840 --> 01:29:59.399 I think it wouldn't come across as well. 2059 01:30:00.079 --> 01:30:01.680 They do enough movie magic with it that it looks 2060 01:30:01.680 --> 01:30:02.199 fucking sick. 2061 01:30:02.640 --> 01:30:04.079 I like to think of I like to think of 2062 01:30:04.119 --> 01:30:06.760 it as like that's what people see when they see 2063 01:30:06.760 --> 01:30:08.760 Spider Man, like this ornate kind of like thing that 2064 01:30:08.880 --> 01:30:10.680 like looks larger than I like to think, like in 2065 01:30:10.720 --> 01:30:13.319 the Canada, the real world, it's like a really dinky piece. 2066 01:30:13.079 --> 01:30:13.680 Of shit suit. 2067 01:30:14.319 --> 01:30:16.880 But yeah, I think TAC two is probably the best 2068 01:30:17.279 --> 01:30:19.920 that is. I like the big I like the big eyes, 2069 01:30:20.000 --> 01:30:20.800 the big kind. 2070 01:30:20.600 --> 01:30:24.399 Of Okay, just TASM one was fucking disgusting. Same, Yeah, 2071 01:30:24.399 --> 01:30:27.399 I think that suit's insane. I hated that. I think 2072 01:30:27.520 --> 01:30:30.359 I don't I don't like the Toby masks of how 2073 01:30:30.439 --> 01:30:32.520 much webbing is on it. I actually don't like that, 2074 01:30:32.840 --> 01:30:35.399 but I think I don't know. I for me, my 2075 01:30:35.479 --> 01:30:39.199 only my only grabs from the Toby costume comes from 2076 01:30:39.199 --> 01:30:41.680 the black suit, from being honest, like other than that, 2077 01:30:41.800 --> 01:30:43.840 I think the suit's actually pretty cool. I don't like 2078 01:30:43.880 --> 01:30:46.279 the way the spider looks exactly, but it's like it's whatever, 2079 01:30:46.840 --> 01:30:49.520 the spider it's I like the fat spider on the back. 2080 01:30:49.560 --> 01:30:51.359 I like the fat spider on the back too, and the. 2081 01:30:51.359 --> 01:30:53.159 Like the bigger spider in the front. Like that is 2082 01:30:53.159 --> 01:30:56.000 my personal preference. But I think Toby looks good. I'm 2083 01:30:56.000 --> 01:30:57.560 not gonna deny. I think it looks good. I think 2084 01:30:57.600 --> 01:31:02.399 it's clearly clearly a piece of the time, like it's 2085 01:31:02.439 --> 01:31:04.960 made in the early two thousands. I'm gonna have that 2086 01:31:05.039 --> 01:31:08.319 kind of aesthetic, like a fucking trench coat on like 2087 01:31:08.720 --> 01:31:11.720 theirs without being black and it's having a hat on. 2088 01:31:12.000 --> 01:31:14.560 But still the reddit most conspicuous thing you can possibly 2089 01:31:14.560 --> 01:31:16.720 do is wear like a bread like red and blue 2090 01:31:16.800 --> 01:31:20.720 tights and then a drench It's like, what are you doing? 2091 01:31:20.840 --> 01:31:23.479 What is this? Is like Ben Grimm with its fucking 2092 01:31:23.520 --> 01:31:25.399 trench coat of hat on. It's like, Ben, we know 2093 01:31:25.800 --> 01:31:28.479 you're a demon man, you know your rocks. I love that, 2094 01:31:28.640 --> 01:31:30.199 but it's so stupid. 2095 01:31:30.479 --> 01:31:34.000 But I I think I probably objectively, I think the 2096 01:31:35.520 --> 01:31:37.520 the amazing Spider Man two suit is just like probably 2097 01:31:37.520 --> 01:31:38.720 because it's just ramy suit. 2098 01:31:38.720 --> 01:31:39.840 But like more comic accurate. 2099 01:31:40.119 --> 01:31:42.239 I think I think it's pretty far from ramy suit. 2100 01:31:42.359 --> 01:31:44.319 It's the raised webbing, it's the darker colors. 2101 01:31:44.359 --> 01:31:48.000 It's raised webbing. Really yeah, really, I guess I think 2102 01:31:48.000 --> 01:31:48.479 they all. 2103 01:31:48.359 --> 01:31:48.760 Have to be. 2104 01:31:48.800 --> 01:31:51.399 I think all being on film, all the good suits 2105 01:31:51.439 --> 01:31:53.680 have a raised webbing. I like it. 2106 01:31:54.119 --> 01:31:55.520 I liked they making practical. 2107 01:31:55.880 --> 01:31:57.640 I think the idea of the making this new one 2108 01:31:57.680 --> 01:32:00.600 practical again, like almost entirely practical, make me happy. 2109 01:32:00.640 --> 01:32:02.479 They're going to cover it in CG. They're going to 2110 01:32:02.560 --> 01:32:04.680 have to, because they did that the first time. They 2111 01:32:04.760 --> 01:32:06.600 did it, like oh look a look, it's Tom Holland 2112 01:32:06.600 --> 01:32:08.039 a spider Man. It's like, oh, that looks like a 2113 01:32:08.119 --> 01:32:11.520 dinky little like you know that that's that's his you know, 2114 01:32:11.600 --> 01:32:15.960 classic suit. And and they're going to cover it in CG. 2115 01:32:16.199 --> 01:32:18.279 And they're gonna make his eyes do all crazy ship, 2116 01:32:18.279 --> 01:32:18.960 which I don't mind. 2117 01:32:18.960 --> 01:32:21.880 I actually like the lenses. I stand by that, I'll dine. 2118 01:32:22.119 --> 01:32:25.239 I think I like the lessons. I like him a lot. 2119 01:32:25.279 --> 01:32:27.279 I think it looks cool. I think him having expression 2120 01:32:27.279 --> 01:32:29.920 with it because in the comments he does and it's. 2121 01:32:29.800 --> 01:32:32.600 Like, honestly, though I know what you're saying, I just 2122 01:32:32.680 --> 01:32:37.079 kind of don't like the obsessiveness of finding a reason 2123 01:32:37.119 --> 01:32:38.359 for why that makes sense. 2124 01:32:38.960 --> 01:32:39.479 Where like. 2125 01:32:41.319 --> 01:32:42.960 Because if you zoom in on that mask, like you 2126 01:32:43.000 --> 01:32:45.279 see all the the eyes are very busy because of 2127 01:32:45.279 --> 01:32:48.800 all the lenses. It's just like, because oh, there needs 2128 01:32:48.800 --> 01:32:51.560 to be a reason for why, you know, the eyes 2129 01:32:51.600 --> 01:32:52.159 can express it. 2130 01:32:52.600 --> 01:32:54.239 I don't know, man, just make his eyes. I don't 2131 01:32:54.279 --> 01:32:58.920 care reason, I just just emotion. Yeah, like I don't care. 2132 01:32:59.760 --> 01:33:01.880 I like, I like the idea of that. Although that's 2133 01:33:01.880 --> 01:33:03.560 what was cool. I think it's like a idea of 2134 01:33:03.560 --> 01:33:05.840 expression because in the comics he just does and it's like, ah, well, 2135 01:33:06.239 --> 01:33:08.199 I guess, and it being like, oh, this is why 2136 01:33:08.199 --> 01:33:10.600 it happens. In real life, it's like fine, cool cause 2137 01:33:10.720 --> 01:33:12.399 he's like a tech guy, like Spider Man being a 2138 01:33:12.439 --> 01:33:14.680 tech dude. I just don't think anybody would have cared 2139 01:33:14.720 --> 01:33:16.920 if he just if they never said that, it would 2140 01:33:16.920 --> 01:33:18.960 be like, oh, that's fine, it's cool. Like it's it's 2141 01:33:18.960 --> 01:33:21.039 just emotion, man, that's cool. I don't know it. 2142 01:33:21.119 --> 01:33:23.399 It's like it makes no sense. Who gives the ship? 2143 01:33:23.479 --> 01:33:24.680 But this makes sense. 2144 01:33:24.920 --> 01:33:28.199 I think the new suit is like it looks really good. 2145 01:33:28.279 --> 01:33:31.680 It's a it's a it's definitely oh, let's take all 2146 01:33:31.720 --> 01:33:34.199 these suits that people like and put them together clearly, 2147 01:33:34.720 --> 01:33:36.199 and it's like, oh, I can tell it's all of 2148 01:33:36.239 --> 01:33:36.600 these things. 2149 01:33:36.600 --> 01:33:38.359 I think they gave him a littlekne pads. 2150 01:33:38.159 --> 01:33:42.840 How far long, like it just just just like this weekend, 2151 01:33:44.560 --> 01:33:48.600 like yeah, because it's coming out. It's coming out, it's 2152 01:33:48.640 --> 01:33:50.479 like next year. 2153 01:33:50.600 --> 01:33:52.960 So I think what it is is that they know 2154 01:33:53.079 --> 01:33:56.319 that these photos are gonna leak anyway, and all these 2155 01:33:56.640 --> 01:33:58.880 they always lead, so I think now they kind of 2156 01:33:58.880 --> 01:34:01.079 factor it in where it's like, are gonna the Suit's 2157 01:34:01.079 --> 01:34:03.079 not gonna be surprised, We're gonna see photos of this thing. 2158 01:34:04.359 --> 01:34:07.319 Let's let's just show it to you. I guess we've seen. 2159 01:34:08.199 --> 01:34:09.319 He's like, we've already seen that. 2160 01:34:09.439 --> 01:34:12.439 I saw he fully bearded out. Yeah, it's like, you know, 2161 01:34:12.479 --> 01:34:13.399 his little groom down. 2162 01:34:13.479 --> 01:34:17.600 He's like, I'm not so crazy. I'm not listen, Red, 2163 01:34:18.840 --> 01:34:24.399 I'm using man skate. I don't know how they're gonna. 2164 01:34:24.479 --> 01:34:25.640 I don't know how they're gonna put him in the 2165 01:34:25.680 --> 01:34:26.720 fucking the movie. 2166 01:34:26.840 --> 01:34:29.079 It doesn't make it like I like, like, well. 2167 01:34:29.000 --> 01:34:31.640 Like I punish it can fit in the Spider Man thing. 2168 01:34:34.640 --> 01:34:37.560 Throwing Hulk and Spider Man and the Punisher in that 2169 01:34:37.640 --> 01:34:40.720 one movie, he's gonna be such a whiplash, Like I 2170 01:34:40.800 --> 01:34:42.760 just I don't understand what Hulk red. 2171 01:34:43.359 --> 01:34:45.640 The way the way he was moving, He's gonna call 2172 01:34:45.720 --> 01:34:48.439 him red to like yeah, because he red. I think 2173 01:34:48.439 --> 01:34:54.039 he's more red than blue, right, yeah, yeah, mostly. 2174 01:34:55.319 --> 01:34:58.279 Yeah, you know, I was, Uh, this comes up on 2175 01:34:58.279 --> 01:35:00.720 on Twitter every now and again, like just clips from 2176 01:35:00.760 --> 01:35:02.840 Spider Man movies and early like Spider Man games. 2177 01:35:03.079 --> 01:35:05.119 Do you remember that scene. 2178 01:35:04.840 --> 01:35:07.399 From the first game where like, well I love that one, yeah, 2179 01:35:07.399 --> 01:35:10.439 but like it's it's Toyo Maguire and he's like, you 2180 01:35:10.479 --> 01:35:11.880 have to get a purse for somebody. 2181 01:35:12.680 --> 01:35:14.399 No, I don't. I didn't play Spider Man one like that. 2182 01:35:14.479 --> 01:35:16.720 Oh really there was this here. 2183 01:35:16.760 --> 01:35:18.840 It's like this lady's on a rooftop because that whole 2184 01:35:18.840 --> 01:35:20.800 game takes place on rooftops because they couldn't get the 2185 01:35:20.800 --> 01:35:23.640 ground because it was because there was too or it 2186 01:35:23.680 --> 01:35:27.159 was too expensive for the hardware to do, and so 2187 01:35:27.279 --> 01:35:29.319 like they just there's some lady who's like, can you 2188 01:35:29.319 --> 01:35:31.119 get my purse? I lost it on a different rooftop 2189 01:35:31.119 --> 01:35:36.159 and he's like a different rooftop different from this one, 2190 01:35:37.039 --> 01:35:39.319 and the delivery is crazy. I love how Toyoguire just 2191 01:35:39.359 --> 01:35:42.880 didn't give a fuck. Oh, it's like doing the voice 2192 01:35:42.880 --> 01:35:46.399 acting for the UH for the games. It's some of 2193 01:35:46.399 --> 01:35:48.760 my favorite delivery ever. Like on Ironic, I think it's 2194 01:35:48.800 --> 01:35:50.600 great and it takes it way better, Like it's way 2195 01:35:50.600 --> 01:35:51.479 better that he didn't try. 2196 01:35:51.600 --> 01:35:54.840 Yeah. I pick on Toby's Peter Parker and Spider Man 2197 01:35:54.920 --> 01:35:58.880 personality a lot. But there's so many jokey, funny, fucking 2198 01:35:58.960 --> 01:36:01.520 moments that comes from me because I think because of 2199 01:36:01.520 --> 01:36:04.399 how flat he is at times. It's like, this is 2200 01:36:04.439 --> 01:36:06.840 fucking hilarious, just like it rides up in a crotch. 2201 01:36:06.960 --> 01:36:10.600 I like him, just like standing rides up across. Sometimes 2202 01:36:10.640 --> 01:36:12.760 I'm like, this is fucking lhen he falls off the 2203 01:36:12.800 --> 01:36:18.800 building like this situation and are making you hilarious, it's ridiculous. 2204 01:36:20.079 --> 01:36:22.319 Wait, I got it. Oh, this is the whole sequence. 2205 01:36:22.359 --> 01:36:25.279 Come on, it's the whole mission. All right, Thank you 2206 01:36:25.359 --> 01:36:28.479 so much. You saved my life. Don't worry about it, lady, 2207 01:36:29.279 --> 01:36:33.039 you gotta go. Wait before you go, I lost my 2208 01:36:33.079 --> 01:36:37.000 person one of the rooftops around here, on a different rooftop, yes, 2209 01:36:37.399 --> 01:36:41.520 different from this one. Yes? Are you serious? Are you 2210 01:36:41.640 --> 01:36:46.159 taking some kind of tour of city rooftops. Yes, okay, whatever, 2211 01:36:46.199 --> 01:36:47.359 I'll find your purse for you. 2212 01:36:48.000 --> 01:36:48.479 Thank you. 2213 01:36:49.239 --> 01:36:53.159 He's just reading the screen, just reading reading. 2214 01:36:52.880 --> 01:36:55.640 No inflection on a different rooftops. 2215 01:36:56.199 --> 01:36:59.000 But she's like, I love the whole thing is so insane. 2216 01:36:59.039 --> 01:37:05.000 Well that so much. The city could use more masked 2217 01:37:05.079 --> 01:37:06.680 vigilantes like you. 2218 01:37:06.800 --> 01:37:10.000 If you say so, try to stay off rooftops from 2219 01:37:10.039 --> 01:37:10.479 now on. 2220 01:37:11.119 --> 01:37:13.319 A lot of gang members seem to hang out up here. 2221 01:37:13.399 --> 01:37:18.319 I will, thanks again. This is ridiculous. I love how 2222 01:37:18.359 --> 01:37:22.279 lot of our members seem to hang out because he's she. 2223 01:37:22.319 --> 01:37:27.359 Sounds like like early fucking of Texas speech programs. 2224 01:37:27.560 --> 01:37:30.800 I know what you mean. Yeah, yeah, thank you. 2225 01:37:31.720 --> 01:37:32.439 What was the other one? 2226 01:37:32.880 --> 01:37:35.720 It was the other one on the on the last episode. 2227 01:37:37.520 --> 01:37:37.840 Stop. 2228 01:37:37.960 --> 01:37:42.199 That's the same woman, right, probably, I think, yeah, for sure. 2229 01:37:42.279 --> 01:37:45.159 Like there's one woman they cast in that movie. There's 2230 01:37:45.159 --> 01:37:46.039 there's one woman. 2231 01:37:45.840 --> 01:37:48.800 And there's only like four actors. 2232 01:37:47.880 --> 01:37:53.640 Exactly. They saved a lot of money. There's there's there's 2233 01:37:53.680 --> 01:37:56.159 four actors and Loura Bailey, that's it is. 2234 01:37:56.199 --> 01:38:01.239 Lord Bailey and Skyrina Runna. Oh oh so they oh 2235 01:38:01.279 --> 01:38:02.119 so they spent a little bit. 2236 01:38:03.159 --> 01:38:04.880 Yeah after I got that money and they were like 2237 01:38:07.399 --> 01:38:08.359 five thousand dollars. 2238 01:38:08.439 --> 01:38:10.520 One thing I actually didn't like about Starfield was that 2239 01:38:10.560 --> 01:38:14.399 like there was a lot of different actors, didn't I 2240 01:38:14.479 --> 01:38:14.720 liked it. 2241 01:38:14.800 --> 01:38:17.079 I like kind of, I don't know, I kind of 2242 01:38:17.119 --> 01:38:20.439 like that there's only like three I liked. Uh, yeah 2243 01:38:20.479 --> 01:38:22.399 it is. It makes it feel like I have too 2244 01:38:22.439 --> 01:38:24.239 many like balds get three, you got too many? Voice 2245 01:38:24.239 --> 01:38:27.239 that it's like y'all spent way too much money. Yeah, 2246 01:38:28.239 --> 01:38:30.920 but that was I guess that was to do the 2247 01:38:31.239 --> 01:38:34.000 like the fucking cultore esque like yeah, sure, they were 2248 01:38:34.000 --> 01:38:37.880 like we're gonna, we're gonna do it. It's this game, 2249 01:38:37.920 --> 01:38:38.880 We're gonna do it, right. 2250 01:38:39.000 --> 01:38:41.359 I think a jank game like a Betheesta game is 2251 01:38:41.399 --> 01:38:44.920 complimented well by like this almost feeling like it's like 2252 01:38:44.920 --> 01:38:46.680 it's almost like you're watching a play kind of where 2253 01:38:46.680 --> 01:38:48.640 it's just like all right now you switch costumes and 2254 01:38:49.079 --> 01:38:52.720 pretend like me. I kind of like it, like I do. 2255 01:38:53.920 --> 01:38:55.960 I don't dislike it at all. Like when I go 2256 01:38:55.960 --> 01:38:57.760 back to Skyrim and like everybody sounds the same, I 2257 01:38:57.800 --> 01:38:58.800 find it very charming. 2258 01:39:00.079 --> 01:39:02.039 Yeah, I don't want those games to be taken serious. 2259 01:39:02.039 --> 01:39:03.680 I don't want to have a serious vibe to them. 2260 01:39:04.119 --> 01:39:07.800 Uh, it's it's playing star I've been playing Starfield, and 2261 01:39:07.920 --> 01:39:11.439 it's it's that to a t, where it I like 2262 01:39:11.560 --> 01:39:13.840 the Bethesda aspects, the things that you can do that 2263 01:39:13.920 --> 01:39:16.760 you you clearly shouldn't be able to do. Like I 2264 01:39:16.760 --> 01:39:19.840 I was, I was like, the what are the people 2265 01:39:19.920 --> 01:39:22.720 that are like the space Cops whatever their names are, whatever? 2266 01:39:22.800 --> 01:39:25.079 Those people I started, like, you know, doing a bunch 2267 01:39:25.119 --> 01:39:27.279 of wild stuff that shouldn't be doing. I let them 2268 01:39:27.319 --> 01:39:31.000 take me in and then it activated the mission that's like, hey, 2269 01:39:31.279 --> 01:39:33.520 we want you to go take out these people or 2270 01:39:33.560 --> 01:39:34.399 you have to serve your. 2271 01:39:34.319 --> 01:39:38.680 Time, and I was like, uh. 2272 01:39:37.479 --> 01:39:38.760 Sure, I agree to it. 2273 01:39:38.840 --> 01:39:41.760 But immediately as that guy walked away, I started killing 2274 01:39:41.800 --> 01:39:44.479 his crew and that they let me undock. 2275 01:39:45.239 --> 01:39:51.000 But then now they're they won't stop firing at me, 2276 01:39:52.000 --> 01:39:55.119 even after I paid a fine to like reset it. 2277 01:39:55.560 --> 01:39:56.680 I'm just their enemy now. 2278 01:39:57.079 --> 01:39:58.760 So what's gonna happen is I think I have to 2279 01:39:58.800 --> 01:40:00.960 do that mission and then they'll stop sucking with me 2280 01:40:01.319 --> 01:40:02.600 and that kind of yeah. 2281 01:40:02.439 --> 01:40:04.239 You mowed them down in their face. 2282 01:40:04.640 --> 01:40:06.960 I mean it was because I feel like I shouldn't 2283 01:40:06.960 --> 01:40:08.680 even be able to do that after I agreed to 2284 01:40:08.720 --> 01:40:09.319 do the mission. 2285 01:40:09.600 --> 01:40:12.359 So it's just funny that You're like. 2286 01:40:12.399 --> 01:40:14.680 You're like, they shouldn't. They shouldn't be mad at me anymore. 2287 01:40:14.720 --> 01:40:17.960 They let me. I was like, yeah, but you killed that. 2288 01:40:18.159 --> 01:40:19.960 I didn't even know that because I was like, let 2289 01:40:19.960 --> 01:40:21.720 me see if that's possible, right, you know? 2290 01:40:21.840 --> 01:40:24.560 And then yeah, like the mission is still on. Yeah, 2291 01:40:24.760 --> 01:40:27.119 and now they want to kill me and do their 2292 01:40:27.159 --> 01:40:27.680 mission for. 2293 01:40:27.680 --> 01:40:32.199 The funny like, I like, I think start feels pretty good. 2294 01:40:32.199 --> 01:40:33.399 I like it's better than people give a credit for. 2295 01:40:33.479 --> 01:40:34.760 It's like one of those things where it's like this 2296 01:40:34.880 --> 01:40:36.720 is a really strong seven. 2297 01:40:37.000 --> 01:40:37.880 Yeah, you know what I mean. 2298 01:40:38.319 --> 01:40:40.680 It's like I'm it's like destroy humans or something where 2299 01:40:40.680 --> 01:40:42.239 I'm like I'm having a good time with it. 2300 01:40:42.399 --> 01:40:46.359 Yeah, but it's a I like the I can't remember 2301 01:40:46.359 --> 01:40:48.399 his name, like this might be like Vladimir or something 2302 01:40:48.479 --> 01:40:53.279 like it's just the blackest nigga like space and he's like, oh, 2303 01:40:53.279 --> 01:40:54.319 he's my favorite. 2304 01:40:54.399 --> 01:40:56.880 Liz going on. I'm from Like I'm like, all right, 2305 01:40:57.520 --> 01:41:02.359 black Russian dude, Yeah, black Russian is black, but he 2306 01:41:02.479 --> 01:41:06.000 sounds like he was born in Moscow, like you think 2307 01:41:06.039 --> 01:41:07.680 black who made this space overall? And then he kind 2308 01:41:07.680 --> 01:41:09.159 of just like that we'll stay on Earth and will 2309 01:41:09.199 --> 01:41:11.920 just die here well in this in this one, they 2310 01:41:12.119 --> 01:41:13.560 you know, they made it a little bit. 2311 01:41:13.600 --> 01:41:15.479 I guess I really am just a sucker for old 2312 01:41:15.520 --> 01:41:16.079 voice acting. 2313 01:41:16.119 --> 01:41:18.399 Man, it's it's it's so charming. 2314 01:41:18.439 --> 01:41:23.039 I love it, especially the dance acts. 2315 01:41:25.239 --> 01:41:31.520 So you can shoot this guy's dad. What a shame 2316 01:41:32.399 --> 01:41:36.600 he can't be There must be something we can do. 2317 01:41:37.199 --> 01:41:40.039 He was a good man. What a rotten way to 2318 01:41:40.079 --> 01:41:49.720 die you? You you shoot some of the face? I 2319 01:41:49.760 --> 01:41:52.039 love his cadence sounds like Colin to me. 2320 01:41:54.039 --> 01:41:58.199 Dude, when I got to that point in the game, 2321 01:41:58.239 --> 01:42:01.479 because like, obviously you're an supposed to kill him. Oh 2322 01:42:01.560 --> 01:42:04.159 really like but like they can die, Like there's a 2323 01:42:04.199 --> 01:42:06.560 lot of people you can kill, Like it's really awesome actually, 2324 01:42:06.560 --> 01:42:08.800 like the amount of people that you can't save code it. 2325 01:42:08.800 --> 01:42:11.359 Like as if you kill him, you're responsible for it. 2326 01:42:11.399 --> 01:42:15.000 That's amazing. That's amazing. 2327 01:42:16.199 --> 01:42:19.640 No, what a rotten way to die. 2328 01:42:21.199 --> 01:42:21.319 You? 2329 01:42:22.399 --> 01:42:26.079 I really, I really highly recommend. Like dais is great. 2330 01:42:26.159 --> 01:42:28.760 It is also genuinely very good. But it's so funny 2331 01:42:28.800 --> 01:42:29.239 and like. 2332 01:42:29.720 --> 01:42:34.239 The the way the character's mouth is animated really adds 2333 01:42:34.279 --> 01:42:36.600 to it. Like there's something about the way that the 2334 01:42:36.680 --> 01:42:38.640 lips move when he's saying. 2335 01:42:39.359 --> 01:42:42.560 What a rotten way to die me walking up to 2336 01:42:42.640 --> 01:42:48.840 him and shooting given cold faith. What a shame old 2337 01:42:48.880 --> 01:42:51.560 video games man. There was soign just genuinely magical about 2338 01:42:51.560 --> 01:42:54.600 how much dog ship they put it to the production 2339 01:42:54.760 --> 01:42:55.279 of it. 2340 01:42:55.279 --> 01:42:57.039 It's like this, well, it's just a bunch of people 2341 01:42:57.079 --> 01:42:58.239 wanting to make a cool thing. 2342 01:42:58.720 --> 01:43:01.039 Yeah, I mean it didn't feel like it was like 2343 01:43:01.039 --> 01:43:04.760 like it wasn't like committees or you know, overly serious. 2344 01:43:05.039 --> 01:43:06.479 That's why Bungee is so weird. 2345 01:43:06.560 --> 01:43:10.720 That's why Bungeee and like uh fucking Obsidian and old 2346 01:43:10.760 --> 01:43:13.520 fucking Bio are so peculiar because there are some people 2347 01:43:13.520 --> 01:43:16.279 that phone it in and then it's these motherfuckers. 2348 01:43:15.840 --> 01:43:18.600 That are funny on the track. 2349 01:43:18.680 --> 01:43:21.479 It is real. It is really I have to make 2350 01:43:21.520 --> 01:43:22.039 this story. 2351 01:43:22.079 --> 01:43:22.960 You don't get it. 2352 01:43:22.960 --> 01:43:23.720 It is really funny. 2353 01:43:23.760 --> 01:43:27.439 I care about this Halo too, having like some because 2354 01:43:27.439 --> 01:43:29.760 there's clearly like some marines that are I mean, there's 2355 01:43:29.760 --> 01:43:31.319 some marines that are actors, like I think the entire 2356 01:43:31.319 --> 01:43:33.399 cast of that seventy shows in that game for some reason. Really, 2357 01:43:35.560 --> 01:43:40.039 so it's I'm exaggerating, but it's Wilderval Morama and uh and. 2358 01:43:40.199 --> 01:43:41.520 Donna are marines. 2359 01:43:43.680 --> 01:43:44.239 I never know her. 2360 01:43:44.399 --> 01:43:45.520 I can't her name? 2361 01:43:46.000 --> 01:43:46.680 Did they change her? 2362 01:43:46.680 --> 01:43:52.000 Actors? She's the one actors got changed that we had sister. Yeah, 2363 01:43:52.039 --> 01:43:54.000 she was like some druggies things. 2364 01:43:54.399 --> 01:43:55.920 But it's so funny like playing a game like that 2365 01:43:55.960 --> 01:43:58.239 where it's like Keith David and he's like he's like 2366 01:43:58.359 --> 01:43:59.199 spilling his heart. 2367 01:43:59.680 --> 01:44:01.439 I'm that into that performance. 2368 01:44:01.439 --> 01:44:04.119 And then like there's a marine who's clearly just the 2369 01:44:04.199 --> 01:44:07.239 audio guy or just like a like a like a 2370 01:44:07.319 --> 01:44:10.079 level designer who they got in and they're just like 2371 01:44:10.119 --> 01:44:13.720 they're about to make a jump inside the city, and 2372 01:44:13.760 --> 01:44:15.960 then Keith David's like the next seed. 2373 01:44:16.039 --> 01:44:16.840 He's like bleeding. 2374 01:44:17.640 --> 01:44:18.239 I love. 2375 01:44:19.000 --> 01:44:21.560 Yeah, I don't know. Was his majesty blinded? Did you 2376 01:44:21.600 --> 01:44:23.520 get blinded by otho? You get that sometimes? 2377 01:44:23.520 --> 01:44:23.760 Still? 2378 01:44:23.800 --> 01:44:26.079 Like there was that was that Mortal Kombat with Megan Fox? 2379 01:44:26.359 --> 01:44:28.479 Oh my god, I thought she was so bad. She 2380 01:44:28.600 --> 01:44:30.520 was I think I thought it was so bad. 2381 01:44:30.520 --> 01:44:33.439 I think it's on purpose at this point, like they 2382 01:44:33.520 --> 01:44:35.760 it was. It had such a crazy reaction with Ronda 2383 01:44:35.840 --> 01:44:37.880 Rousey and and to m k Levin. 2384 01:44:37.720 --> 01:44:40.319 You thiink they directed her to suck. Yes, I could 2385 01:44:40.319 --> 01:44:44.399 believe that because it was right and Rowsey. It was 2386 01:44:44.439 --> 01:44:46.840 clear that they just were being nice to her right, 2387 01:44:47.000 --> 01:44:51.439 because that was that was that was the probably that 2388 01:44:51.520 --> 01:44:56.880 was the mom right son? So she plays son? No, no, 2389 01:44:56.920 --> 01:45:00.319 she plays I like how he right? 2390 01:45:00.359 --> 01:45:02.720 And then you but he kept like no, I'm wrong. 2391 01:45:04.399 --> 01:45:05.960 Yeah. Uh. 2392 01:45:06.000 --> 01:45:09.560 And there's a scene when they're in a cage like 2393 01:45:09.600 --> 01:45:11.399 where there's like a cage fight that needs to take place, 2394 01:45:11.439 --> 01:45:13.760 and that's like the I'm gonna pull that up real quick. 2395 01:45:13.760 --> 01:45:16.479 But that's like it's so bad. You're like, come on, no, 2396 01:45:16.479 --> 01:45:19.039 one's this bad. But she was. She's just not she's 2397 01:45:19.079 --> 01:45:19.560 a fighter. 2398 01:45:19.680 --> 01:45:23.319 She had no c like, uh said, so what's her face? 2399 01:45:23.359 --> 01:45:25.920 Megan Fox obviously not known to be a phenomenal actor, 2400 01:45:26.479 --> 01:45:29.279 but how bad it was? 2401 01:45:29.359 --> 01:45:30.840 I'm like, all right, come on, like. 2402 01:45:30.840 --> 01:45:34.479 Yeah, it's trying to you're trying to manufacture charm now, yeah, yeah, 2403 01:45:34.520 --> 01:45:34.880 that's what it. 2404 01:45:34.920 --> 01:45:36.960 Because I was like, you're I know, she's not that bad. 2405 01:45:37.000 --> 01:45:40.319 She's been she's been around that, she's been around fucking people, 2406 01:45:40.479 --> 01:45:44.199 thespians and I'm here. They could have been like, oh 2407 01:45:44.199 --> 01:45:46.000 that was good because you know, she's getting paid, she's 2408 01:45:46.039 --> 01:45:48.920 an actor, could you do It's not like a nothing's 2409 01:45:48.920 --> 01:45:52.000 worse than two K fifteen like that. 2410 01:45:53.399 --> 01:45:55.399 To be fair, though, it's it's still some people are 2411 01:45:55.399 --> 01:45:55.800 still bad. 2412 01:45:55.840 --> 01:45:59.239 Like so one of the most popular players, Shake Gilders Alexander, 2413 01:45:59.600 --> 01:46:02.319 he was the latest one two K twenty five, and 2414 01:46:02.640 --> 01:46:05.600 then he has a very deep voice and it's so monotone, 2415 01:46:05.720 --> 01:46:12.760 and so you're like, they play for Jerseys, man, and 2416 01:46:12.880 --> 01:46:15.159 I'm like, holy shit. And then I'm like, all right, 2417 01:46:15.199 --> 01:46:17.479 I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna score ten more points. 2418 01:46:17.520 --> 01:46:19.479 And he's like, oh, are you really about that? Man? 2419 01:46:19.920 --> 01:46:23.359 Here we go, and I'm like, just just tell him. 2420 01:46:23.399 --> 01:46:24.520 I'm sure he won't mind. 2421 01:46:24.760 --> 01:46:26.680 Hey, man, I'm gonna need you so you're not dead, 2422 01:46:27.079 --> 01:46:28.840 like like I'm sure, like he's not gonna be like 2423 01:46:29.199 --> 01:46:32.359 it's so funny, Like I love I love that stuff. 2424 01:46:32.680 --> 01:46:33.239 What a shame. 2425 01:46:36.319 --> 01:46:40.920 But the two K thirteen one was monumental because they've 2426 01:46:41.000 --> 01:46:43.079 kept in the cuts because they can't so those people, 2427 01:46:43.119 --> 01:46:45.439 some of those people couldn't read yeah clearly, and then 2428 01:46:45.439 --> 01:46:48.920 they kept it in. They're struggling to read the script 2429 01:46:48.920 --> 01:46:52.640 and they just like, that's the best one we got. Okay, bro, 2430 01:46:52.840 --> 01:46:54.359 it would have been better if you just stitched the 2431 01:46:54.359 --> 01:46:57.520 words together like a fucking sentence mixing YouTube poop. 2432 01:46:57.640 --> 01:46:58.520 It would have been better. 2433 01:46:58.600 --> 01:47:02.680 That's that is crazy. While you find that. 2434 01:47:02.640 --> 01:47:05.359 Yeah, athletes or not, you know them, a lot of 2435 01:47:05.399 --> 01:47:08.159 them don't take their own tests like they're just they're 2436 01:47:08.159 --> 01:47:12.479 just a lot of them did not actually pass like these. 2437 01:47:13.560 --> 01:47:14.359 Where they found out that. 2438 01:47:14.399 --> 01:47:16.439 Then they get into the set's like you, there's no 2439 01:47:16.479 --> 01:47:20.000 way he's getting set score that high. He's a athlete, 2440 01:47:20.000 --> 01:47:23.119 and it's not even it's never your place to get. 2441 01:47:22.359 --> 01:47:26.279 Beyond obvious that when there's that much money at stake, 2442 01:47:26.600 --> 01:47:30.800 they especially sometimes the universities will pay them butt loads 2443 01:47:30.800 --> 01:47:34.520 of money to keep them there another year because they're like, oh, 2444 01:47:34.560 --> 01:47:36.119 I want to declare for the draft. No, we'll give 2445 01:47:36.159 --> 01:47:38.720 you this much money, which you'll make way more than 2446 01:47:38.760 --> 01:47:41.279 if in your rookie contract. So to have them stay, 2447 01:47:41.279 --> 01:47:44.239 I'm like, it's fun. It's all bullshit, man, but absolutely. 2448 01:47:44.560 --> 01:47:46.640 Yeah, no, I just I love that stuff. 2449 01:47:47.039 --> 01:47:49.560 Absolutely. I'm getting I'm getting so much more into older 2450 01:47:49.600 --> 01:47:50.239 stuff now. 2451 01:47:50.359 --> 01:47:51.600 It's like, what's your name was Lori? 2452 01:47:51.840 --> 01:47:55.039 Lori? Whatever her name is? The girl aunt just uh, 2453 01:47:55.119 --> 01:47:58.560 the aunt from fucking full house, the one that her 2454 01:47:58.640 --> 01:48:01.119 daughter was Like, fucking I'm going I used to know 2455 01:48:01.159 --> 01:48:03.079 her name. I'm going to usc to do all that 2456 01:48:03.119 --> 01:48:08.159 ship and then like Lori Lloyd's Laughlin, Laurie Laughlin and 2457 01:48:08.199 --> 01:48:12.840 then like she was that's a great situation. To me, 2458 01:48:12.880 --> 01:48:14.800 I was like, damn, your mom went to jail. I 2459 01:48:14.880 --> 01:48:19.760 mean because you were stupid, that you were dumbing. Your 2460 01:48:19.760 --> 01:48:21.800 mom went to jail because you're dub That was one 2461 01:48:21.800 --> 01:48:23.079 of those things. That was one of those things. 2462 01:48:23.800 --> 01:48:25.119 That was one of those weird things that where I 2463 01:48:25.159 --> 01:48:27.319 was like, yeah, that's dumb and lame, but it's also 2464 01:48:27.439 --> 01:48:31.159 like that's not I always assume that's what was happening. 2465 01:48:31.239 --> 01:48:33.000 I understand, but she was there, you know what I mean, 2466 01:48:33.520 --> 01:48:35.560 like rich people pay for to get their kids in 2467 01:48:35.560 --> 01:48:39.119 the college scholarship. I know, I know, I know came from. 2468 01:48:39.159 --> 01:48:41.760 But I also feel like that's how that's what everybody does. 2469 01:48:41.800 --> 01:48:46.119 Like to find are you. 2470 01:48:46.079 --> 01:48:47.520 Looking looking for the NBA t K? 2471 01:48:47.760 --> 01:48:50.279 I was looking for that specific Rondo line and like 2472 01:48:50.880 --> 01:48:53.359 it's showing me a bunch of stuff of her behind 2473 01:48:53.359 --> 01:48:55.720 the scenes and all this ship. But I'm like, there's 2474 01:48:55.800 --> 01:48:57.760 that one scene when they're. 2475 01:48:57.640 --> 01:49:00.319 In the cage look up son a blade cage ca Well, 2476 01:49:00.399 --> 01:49:02.920 that's uh, let me see is. 2477 01:49:02.880 --> 01:49:08.800 It nine right? It's eleven? Nine? Was the Let's move on? Nine? 2478 01:49:08.840 --> 01:49:10.680 Was my favorite. That's my favorite Mortal Kombat game to 2479 01:49:10.800 --> 01:49:14.359 this day. That's one is horny as ship. I love. 2480 01:49:14.399 --> 01:49:18.000 I really do highly recommend anybody it's watching or listening 2481 01:49:18.039 --> 01:49:21.119 to look up. Everyone has fucking triple gs. Man, fucking 2482 01:49:21.239 --> 01:49:21.880 look up j C. 2483 01:49:22.079 --> 01:49:22.439 Denton. 2484 01:49:24.920 --> 01:49:25.119 J C. 2485 01:49:25.279 --> 01:49:26.159 Denton, prank calls. 2486 01:49:26.159 --> 01:49:30.880 They're like, you know, some of these Indian uh uh 2487 01:49:31.039 --> 01:49:32.640 tex support people really lose it. 2488 01:49:33.000 --> 01:49:36.680 I love hell, yeah, your mother, I figure your mother, pussy, 2489 01:49:37.239 --> 01:49:39.239 what's going on? I love. I love bringing someone to 2490 01:49:39.239 --> 01:49:42.159 that point even though it's really not good. It's great. 2491 01:49:42.159 --> 01:49:45.000 I'm trying to find like what really fucking shattered? 2492 01:49:48.840 --> 01:49:52.920 Yes, I think what exactly the problem you were facing? 2493 01:49:52.960 --> 01:49:55.319 Like this is something which we can all provide you 2494 01:49:55.319 --> 01:49:58.039 with information with, right, I can I ask you a question? 2495 01:50:00.119 --> 01:50:00.399 Please? 2496 01:50:01.439 --> 01:50:04.039 There's talk that you're a thief. I just want to 2497 01:50:04.039 --> 01:50:06.000 hear your side of the story. 2498 01:50:07.920 --> 01:50:08.279 Mm hmm. 2499 01:50:09.600 --> 01:50:14.800 Anything else this one. There's so many good ones, but 2500 01:50:14.840 --> 01:50:17.000 like I highly recommend watching it. There's one where like 2501 01:50:17.039 --> 01:50:19.000 he just loose, Like this guy loses it, like fu 2502 01:50:19.159 --> 01:50:22.439 you d an asshole? I fingered your mother. He's like 2503 01:50:23.079 --> 01:50:23.439 you mother. 2504 01:50:24.720 --> 01:50:28.880 Hey, We're gonna read some questions from our patrons, from 2505 01:50:28.880 --> 01:50:31.039 our patrons over at patreon dot com slash a snark tank. 2506 01:50:31.079 --> 01:50:32.359 Remember you can go over there. I don't even think 2507 01:50:32.359 --> 01:50:35.800 I said that today. Whatever, who cares stark tank dot 2508 01:50:35.920 --> 01:50:36.800 chop merch. 2509 01:50:37.359 --> 01:50:38.199 I've almost got it. 2510 01:50:38.640 --> 01:50:39.239 You almost got it. 2511 01:50:42.520 --> 01:50:51.680 What a shame. It's so callous. Whatever he does, you 2512 01:50:51.760 --> 01:50:53.920 can't hear it. But like he does like a lip 2513 01:50:54.000 --> 01:50:57.640 smack too. It's just like he was a good man. Whatever. 2514 01:50:58.439 --> 01:51:02.479 When a rotten way to die? Did you find it? 2515 01:51:03.840 --> 01:51:06.119 I'm so close there we go. 2516 01:51:07.159 --> 01:51:08.039 This is Ronda Rawdy. 2517 01:51:08.680 --> 01:51:28.600 Yeah, so she has to fight cut this ship. You'll 2518 01:51:28.680 --> 01:51:33.439 kill us whether we fight or not. I'm just like, 2519 01:51:33.520 --> 01:51:36.640 what what is that? Whether or not? 2520 01:51:37.359 --> 01:51:41.359 It's like a Tommy wi Oh yeah, that's crazy. That's 2521 01:51:41.399 --> 01:51:42.600 not they're not voice actors. 2522 01:51:43.000 --> 01:51:43.560 They kept that in. 2523 01:51:43.840 --> 01:51:45.600 I feel like it's not difficult to voice act though, 2524 01:51:45.760 --> 01:51:48.920 like like it's it's hard to do it very very 2525 01:51:48.960 --> 01:51:51.119 well because obviously you need to have you need to 2526 01:51:51.119 --> 01:51:52.560 have a natural voice for it. 2527 01:51:53.159 --> 01:51:55.520 But then I don't think it's that difficult to just emote. 2528 01:51:55.960 --> 01:51:56.239 It's not. 2529 01:51:56.399 --> 01:51:59.199 So what I've noticed is it people doing it on command. 2530 01:51:59.319 --> 01:52:00.359 That's their problem. 2531 01:52:00.800 --> 01:52:02.800 So in the same way, have you ever seen somebody 2532 01:52:03.000 --> 01:52:06.520 people you can sit completely still nothing, and then it's like, hey, 2533 01:52:07.359 --> 01:52:08.319 it's time to take a photo. 2534 01:52:08.680 --> 01:52:10.479 Stay completely still, and all of a sudden they'll like 2535 01:52:10.640 --> 01:52:12.600 start like they did this weird. 2536 01:52:12.880 --> 01:52:14.399 They get in their head about ship and in the 2537 01:52:14.439 --> 01:52:16.880 same way, it's like I need you to yell and 2538 01:52:16.960 --> 01:52:19.399 they'll be like uh and I'm like, bitch, I've heard 2539 01:52:19.439 --> 01:52:21.960 you scream at me before kind of thing. It's like 2540 01:52:22.039 --> 01:52:26.279 that fucking problem. So somebody like that that can't actually 2541 01:52:26.439 --> 01:52:28.800 they're not an actor and can't turn it on. You 2542 01:52:28.880 --> 01:52:31.600 have to actually get them upset, right, so like a 2543 01:52:31.760 --> 01:52:34.199 non actor, get them upset for real, like spit in 2544 01:52:34.239 --> 01:52:36.600 their face, and it's like, all right, now action. 2545 01:52:37.000 --> 01:52:37.520 Would I would? 2546 01:52:37.600 --> 01:52:39.800 I would have fucking cubic. 2547 01:52:41.600 --> 01:52:43.319 You don't lock my actor in a bathroom for forty 2548 01:52:43.399 --> 01:52:45.319 eight hours of no food that when she gives me 2549 01:52:45.399 --> 01:52:47.199 the fucking right performance. 2550 01:52:48.760 --> 01:52:50.800 I'm gonna change my actors around the hotel with an 2551 01:52:50.800 --> 01:52:54.439 actual act and then I'll swing and I will raise, 2552 01:52:54.840 --> 01:52:56.199 I will try to I will try to hit. 2553 01:52:56.560 --> 01:52:59.000 I'm not gonna I'm not if I hate you you 2554 01:52:59.520 --> 01:53:00.840 should have been sorry. 2555 01:53:00.880 --> 01:53:01.720 I'm gonna use it though. 2556 01:53:03.239 --> 01:53:05.560 It's good production. I made the moon Landing, I do 2557 01:53:05.600 --> 01:53:07.399 whatever the I want I. 2558 01:53:07.479 --> 01:53:10.359 Made the movie that conspiracy the it would be so 2559 01:53:10.520 --> 01:53:12.920 expensive to fake them, it would probably fake. 2560 01:53:13.239 --> 01:53:15.600 It would be more expensive back then, probably to fake 2561 01:53:15.640 --> 01:53:16.680 the moon landing than. 2562 01:53:16.640 --> 01:53:19.079 To just go to the movie. The only reason I 2563 01:53:19.319 --> 01:53:22.800 know for sure that's bullshit is because we would see, 2564 01:53:23.119 --> 01:53:27.840 like the whole entire process would be coveted by so 2565 01:53:27.960 --> 01:53:30.880 many people that they would have set pieces, they would 2566 01:53:30.880 --> 01:53:32.760 have all the stuff of Like I know there was 2567 01:53:32.880 --> 01:53:37.079 stuff filmed in posts for like, oh we did this thing. 2568 01:53:37.199 --> 01:53:43.039 Now it's film some but it's so you can't hide 2569 01:53:43.159 --> 01:53:45.880 that ship like you can't. You can't, like you say, 2570 01:53:46.039 --> 01:53:48.119 the you're he was being. 2571 01:53:48.039 --> 01:53:51.199 Shown g T A six stuff, Like the fucking actor 2572 01:53:51.399 --> 01:53:54.680 was immediately just oh the for this is low level ship. 2573 01:53:55.359 --> 01:53:59.239 Oh the remastering fucking black flag. Now imagine if you 2574 01:53:59.359 --> 01:54:01.920 knew one of the coolest things ever, you're not gonna 2575 01:54:02.000 --> 01:54:02.800 not tell people. 2576 01:54:03.119 --> 01:54:06.079 Yeah, Like I think that Kubrick would would not say 2577 01:54:06.079 --> 01:54:08.680 anything to is hilarious. Like Kubrick didn't care about. 2578 01:54:08.479 --> 01:54:11.000 Anything, him and all the people involved, because there's gonna 2579 01:54:11.000 --> 01:54:14.239 be PA's light people, like, there's gonna be people involved 2580 01:54:14.279 --> 01:54:16.880 that because government, he just can't do that ship. Yeah, 2581 01:54:17.000 --> 01:54:20.239 So it's not like, oh, we have government lighting, Like 2582 01:54:20.800 --> 01:54:24.359 what do you say next to the government the government lighting. 2583 01:54:26.119 --> 01:54:28.079 I think we're gonna read it is clearly real. But 2584 01:54:28.159 --> 01:54:30.199 like if it was fake, I'd be like, what the fuck? 2585 01:54:30.359 --> 01:54:32.279 It would be hilarious, Okay. 2586 01:54:32.279 --> 01:54:34.800 I wouldn't be surprised if it was. I wouldn't necessarily 2587 01:54:34.880 --> 01:54:37.359 be like turned upside down by the idea that it 2588 01:54:37.840 --> 01:54:40.279 was fake. But I just said, there's no reason. 2589 01:54:40.119 --> 01:54:42.000 For me to Yeah, it's like, oh, fake it now, 2590 01:54:42.159 --> 01:54:44.159 just because we couldn't get there fast enough. But then 2591 01:54:44.199 --> 01:54:46.279 it's like, eventually, I know they could go. They've been 2592 01:54:46.319 --> 01:54:47.079 many times before. 2593 01:54:47.319 --> 01:54:49.640 Yeah. Yeah, even if it turned out yeah, it's like, 2594 01:54:49.640 --> 01:54:52.319 who cares been in the moment? I went to the moon. 2595 01:54:52.399 --> 01:54:55.119 Once we went to that a couple of times. We 2596 01:54:55.199 --> 01:54:56.119 built a casino there. 2597 01:54:56.159 --> 01:54:58.600 There was there was Some people would say, oh, we've 2598 01:54:58.680 --> 01:55:00.960 never been there again. There it's just a thing that's 2599 01:55:01.000 --> 01:55:01.640 been repeated. 2600 01:55:02.039 --> 01:55:04.600 That's not true. Yeah, we haven't been there again in 2601 01:55:04.640 --> 01:55:07.119 a while. We haven't been there because logistically just doesn't 2602 01:55:07.159 --> 01:55:09.479 make sure there's nothing there. It's like, yeah, they're like, wait, 2603 01:55:09.560 --> 01:55:11.680 we get it. Why would we waste all this money. 2604 01:55:11.920 --> 01:55:17.479 Let's terror for a minute, did you see that he 2605 01:55:17.560 --> 01:55:17.960 was that? 2606 01:55:18.279 --> 01:55:20.119 I think I heard something about like the administration talk 2607 01:55:20.119 --> 01:55:21.520 about building a nuclear reactor on the moon. 2608 01:55:21.600 --> 01:55:23.720 You see that for what purpose? 2609 01:55:23.840 --> 01:55:26.640 I would actly, it would be so stupid, let's mind 2610 01:55:26.840 --> 01:55:30.119 energy that we then have to expend insane amount of 2611 01:55:30.199 --> 01:55:33.000 energy just to get the source of It's so people 2612 01:55:33.039 --> 01:55:33.960 are fucking stupid. 2613 01:55:34.199 --> 01:55:37.239 They are turn them into a death star and have 2614 01:55:37.359 --> 01:55:38.479 it there alien shot. 2615 01:55:38.600 --> 01:55:40.880 Remember all of Trump's cool ideas that he said many 2616 01:55:40.960 --> 01:55:44.560 times of many things that like, oh can we can 2617 01:55:44.640 --> 01:55:48.119 we can we inject disinfected to kill COVID? 2618 01:55:48.359 --> 01:55:51.560 Yeah, that's a Brianna wu ass fucking like, let's drop 2619 01:55:51.720 --> 01:55:54.119 rocks from the moon kind of take. 2620 01:55:54.880 --> 01:55:55.960 Did she say it? Yeah? She did. 2621 01:55:56.000 --> 01:55:57.439 You don't remember that when she was running for like 2622 01:55:57.680 --> 01:55:58.840 she was running for something. 2623 01:55:58.840 --> 01:56:01.119 About how like what for what purpose? I don't remember. 2624 01:56:01.279 --> 01:56:03.199 Let me look it up exactly, because this is it 2625 01:56:03.359 --> 01:56:08.560 is fucking hilarious Earth defense. I don't understand. Rocks from 2626 01:56:08.640 --> 01:56:10.920 the moon real high up, and it'll come here and 2627 01:56:11.000 --> 01:56:12.000 I'll stop the bad guy. 2628 01:56:12.239 --> 01:56:16.039 Stop stop the moon. 2629 01:56:16.359 --> 01:56:17.279 I guess the moon. 2630 01:56:18.119 --> 01:56:19.800 I don't even know what is happening. 2631 01:56:19.840 --> 01:56:22.880 I don't remember much about like I remember how she 2632 01:56:23.000 --> 01:56:27.760 had a weird take about uh, the the sentinels versus mutants. 2633 01:56:27.920 --> 01:56:29.640 But I don't remember what her point was, but I 2634 01:56:29.680 --> 01:56:31.880 remember everybody was like, what the fuck are you talking about? 2635 01:56:32.119 --> 01:56:32.880 So she must. 2636 01:56:35.399 --> 01:56:37.279 I find she was. 2637 01:56:37.720 --> 01:56:42.000 She was responding to something from a Wired dot com article. 2638 01:56:42.079 --> 01:56:44.840 It says breaking space x says it plans to launch 2639 01:56:44.920 --> 01:56:48.720 privately CREUD mission to the Moon next year's uh story forthcoming. 2640 01:56:48.800 --> 01:56:49.680 By the way, this is years ago. 2641 01:56:49.720 --> 01:56:50.520 I don't think that happened. 2642 01:56:50.600 --> 01:56:53.199 Of course it didn't, of course, But Brianna who said 2643 01:56:53.560 --> 01:56:56.960 she she quotuated, and she said, this is being covered 2644 01:56:57.000 --> 01:56:59.119 as a fun hygien for rich people. But the idea 2645 01:56:59.119 --> 01:57:01.479 of a private corporation and having access to the to 2646 01:57:01.520 --> 01:57:04.000 the moon should give you pause. The Moon is probably 2647 01:57:04.039 --> 01:57:07.520 the most tactically valuable military ground for earth. Rocks dropped 2648 01:57:07.560 --> 01:57:12.439 from there have power of one hundreds of nuclear bombs. 2649 01:57:14.920 --> 01:57:18.600 That's so impractical. Like I think, like I think that. 2650 01:57:18.720 --> 01:57:21.560 I think, Yeah, there could technically be a use for 2651 01:57:21.680 --> 01:57:26.039 having a defense set up there. I guess if you're like. 2652 01:57:26.800 --> 01:57:29.560 The first, the first part of it is not the problem. 2653 01:57:30.119 --> 01:57:36.000 The idea is far away. First of all, fighting aliens aliens. Also, no, no, 2654 01:57:36.119 --> 01:57:38.159 I know that I'm not I'm not even going into 2655 01:57:38.239 --> 01:57:40.720 that part. I'm not going to part I'm not going 2656 01:57:40.800 --> 01:57:45.560 there yet. The part about dropping something, it's not up 2657 01:57:45.760 --> 01:57:49.520 in our atmosphere that says it's like, oh, imagine that 2658 01:57:49.600 --> 01:57:52.239 you drop a brick from the moon, is like, and 2659 01:57:52.319 --> 01:58:00.279 then it gains, It gains obscene momentum logistically harvesting the rocks, 2660 01:58:00.760 --> 01:58:03.720 setting them there, putting propulsion systems on there. There's no 2661 01:58:05.199 --> 01:58:12.199 understand Oh understand, Yeah, you're stupid. You wait until you're 2662 01:58:12.279 --> 01:58:18.600 targeting you job maximum velocity at that that it's beyond that, 2663 01:58:18.680 --> 01:58:22.239 it's like there's no there's no limit. There's no limit. 2664 01:58:23.479 --> 01:58:27.079 It's like through the earth, like imagine. So it's like, 2665 01:58:27.199 --> 01:58:30.399 imagine it drops and then someone is also pulling it 2666 01:58:30.600 --> 01:58:33.199 down hard at the last second, comes down. 2667 01:58:33.279 --> 01:58:36.520 And second, why did they put that to themselves? 2668 01:58:37.119 --> 01:58:39.319 Just put like like somebody has ever done that before, 2669 01:58:39.359 --> 01:58:42.520 like the media right that the last second they like 2670 01:58:42.600 --> 01:58:43.479 help push it down. 2671 01:58:47.079 --> 01:58:54.880 Don't like like it, lob, that would be so terrible. 2672 01:58:54.920 --> 01:59:01.039 You see you like this person the fucking what you 2673 01:59:01.119 --> 01:59:04.920 call the sures wrap type bullshit as fuck. Somebody needs 2674 01:59:04.960 --> 01:59:07.880 to fucking make that type of It's like somebody throwing 2675 01:59:07.920 --> 01:59:09.800 a ball, but then it gets struck by lightning while 2676 01:59:09.840 --> 01:59:12.800 it's being thrown, so it's all electrified, coming. 2677 01:59:12.640 --> 01:59:16.079 To it crazy, Like, what the has that ever happened before? 2678 01:59:16.880 --> 01:59:19.720 It's to at some point? I think it had at 2679 01:59:19.800 --> 01:59:23.199 least once in existence of humans throwing stuff. There had 2680 01:59:23.239 --> 01:59:25.439 to be one time where a caveman threw a rock 2681 01:59:25.720 --> 01:59:28.640 that got struck by lightning, so he technically got it 2682 01:59:28.800 --> 01:59:32.560 with an electrified rock that had happened at least one time. 2683 01:59:33.800 --> 01:59:34.680 That's such a cool idea. 2684 01:59:34.760 --> 01:59:38.720 That's like, I love random happenstances like that, Like when 2685 01:59:38.800 --> 01:59:41.279 like when people baseball games hit birds. 2686 01:59:42.000 --> 01:59:46.880 That ships just like a bird explode, they think about 2687 01:59:46.880 --> 01:59:49.000 it is that it's instant, so I don't feel as bad. 2688 01:59:49.159 --> 01:59:51.239 Yeah, Like like if. 2689 01:59:52.840 --> 01:59:54.720 I guess if a dog exploded, I would feel bad, 2690 01:59:54.800 --> 01:59:55.920 but sure, but. 2691 01:59:56.199 --> 01:59:58.279 It's less when it's still better when it's a pigeon 2692 01:59:58.319 --> 01:59:59.079 or dub You're. 2693 01:59:58.960 --> 02:00:01.479 Like, yeah, it's still better than it being run over, 2694 02:00:01.600 --> 02:00:01.760 you know. 2695 02:00:01.960 --> 02:00:04.279 Better than all those fucking what you call all those parrots. 2696 02:00:04.399 --> 02:00:06.159 I hope they all get struck by fucking balls. All 2697 02:00:06.199 --> 02:00:09.600 the parrots do they bother you? No, they're really loud, loud, 2698 02:00:10.239 --> 02:00:12.640 they're not around me really, really, I don't. I feel 2699 02:00:12.640 --> 02:00:15.680 like I rarely hear them. I hear them. Well, probably 2700 02:00:15.760 --> 02:00:17.800 they probably left right now. Is it probably sucks to 2701 02:00:17.920 --> 02:00:18.640 be here right now? Oh? 2702 02:00:18.680 --> 02:00:21.399 No, they're tropical birds. They're probably chilling, chill. 2703 02:00:21.640 --> 02:00:22.239 Good time. Anyway. 2704 02:00:23.159 --> 02:00:29.279 Question Yeah, we got, we got, like a we do 2705 02:00:29.359 --> 02:00:30.600 a lightning round of five questions? 2706 02:00:31.800 --> 02:00:35.279 Sure, Random SR four rode in. He says, hey, three 2707 02:00:35.359 --> 02:00:38.119 musty queers. Growing up in a third world country, I 2708 02:00:38.159 --> 02:00:42.279 didn't really have access to to shows my generation generally watched. 2709 02:00:42.600 --> 02:00:45.039 It was mainly random niche shows that no one relates to, 2710 02:00:45.279 --> 02:00:49.399 like the Three Scrooges. What the are you saying? Okay, 2711 02:00:49.439 --> 02:00:51.560 so hold on, you said three Scrooges. I don't know 2712 02:00:51.600 --> 02:00:53.279 if that's a real show that I've never heard of, 2713 02:00:53.439 --> 02:00:55.840 or if you misspelled three stooges. Can you look up 2714 02:00:55.880 --> 02:00:58.279 three Scrooges right now? Because it sounds like a really 2715 02:00:58.399 --> 02:01:02.359 shitty pitch that I could see, like some shitty executive being. 2716 02:01:02.359 --> 02:01:04.960 Like, yeah, it's like three of it are scrooges living together. 2717 02:01:06.159 --> 02:01:10.920 The comedy is the future, the president. Stop trying to 2718 02:01:10.960 --> 02:01:12.560 auto correct the fucking. 2719 02:01:13.000 --> 02:01:16.760 Okay, so they probably miss uh, but that's such an 2720 02:01:17.000 --> 02:01:23.439 that's such a purposeful. How could you possibly misspell stooge scrooge? 2721 02:01:23.479 --> 02:01:26.640 I don't know, but yeah, there's nothing coming up for that. 2722 02:01:26.800 --> 02:01:29.600 Okay, so you meant three stooges. We have American Internet though. 2723 02:01:29.680 --> 02:01:32.840 So like the Three Stooges or my favorite The Mask 2724 02:01:33.319 --> 02:01:36.760 animated series, which I didn't animated series. 2725 02:01:37.439 --> 02:01:40.640 I didn't know that was the animated series I love. 2726 02:01:40.760 --> 02:01:41.800 I love the Mask. 2727 02:01:42.359 --> 02:01:44.479 Look at the animated series was one of my first 2728 02:01:45.479 --> 02:01:46.920 gay parodies I ever did. 2729 02:01:47.520 --> 02:01:49.079 Because the I'll. 2730 02:01:48.880 --> 02:01:52.720 Explain, Yeah, I hope the theme the theme song. 2731 02:01:54.279 --> 02:01:55.199 I hated the theme song. 2732 02:01:55.239 --> 02:01:57.640 It was really annoying and at the very end it 2733 02:01:57.680 --> 02:02:01.960 would say a very long this is the It was 2734 02:02:02.000 --> 02:02:06.159 like really annoying. So me and my buddies in elementary schools, 2735 02:02:06.840 --> 02:02:08.800 it's a instead of the mask, it was the f 2736 02:02:08.880 --> 02:02:12.640 slur nice And then like, uh, I just remember, I 2737 02:02:12.720 --> 02:02:17.079 don't remember why, but I have to see the I 2738 02:02:17.159 --> 02:02:19.880 have to see the opening again for to remember why. 2739 02:02:20.000 --> 02:02:21.760 Like for some reason, he's like holding a dick in 2740 02:02:21.800 --> 02:02:26.920 his hand. Because I don't know why, baby, Yeah, because 2741 02:02:26.920 --> 02:02:29.279 I don't remember what, I'll look it up. Yeah, but 2742 02:02:29.359 --> 02:02:31.560 I do remember. I remember hating the theme song because 2743 02:02:31.600 --> 02:02:34.880 it was just like before we said cringe or whatever. 2744 02:02:34.960 --> 02:02:35.880 That's what I was feeling. 2745 02:02:36.560 --> 02:02:38.039 But there was a few shows like that, Like there 2746 02:02:38.079 --> 02:02:41.000 was a you know, like that old Japanese show the 2747 02:02:42.119 --> 02:02:44.520 the they called it mask Writer in the in in 2748 02:02:44.720 --> 02:02:49.119 in in America where it was like that bug fucking guy. 2749 02:02:49.399 --> 02:02:51.119 It was like it was like Power Rangers. I can't 2750 02:02:51.119 --> 02:02:51.560 remember the. 2751 02:02:51.720 --> 02:02:53.039 The Common Writer. 2752 02:02:53.159 --> 02:02:56.560 I love common so common Writer, but there was the 2753 02:02:56.640 --> 02:02:59.680 Americanized version of it that like made it way worse. 2754 02:03:00.399 --> 02:03:03.800 And uh, they also had that Ferbie dude. I don't 2755 02:03:03.800 --> 02:03:05.880 know if you remember. Do you remember Ferby's. Yeah, I 2756 02:03:05.880 --> 02:03:07.920 remember Serby's. So they had there was like a Ferbie. 2757 02:03:08.079 --> 02:03:11.279 Ferbis were just not what they were just not gremlins, right, 2758 02:03:11.319 --> 02:03:11.640 weren't they. 2759 02:03:11.840 --> 02:03:13.520 I don't know, I mean kind of like that. I 2760 02:03:13.560 --> 02:03:15.840 don't know, it's just like the same eyes. It was 2761 02:03:15.920 --> 02:03:18.640 away from what I remember. The thing that was appealing 2762 02:03:19.359 --> 02:03:21.039 that I remember kind of wanting for. It was like, oh, 2763 02:03:21.039 --> 02:03:22.000 it's like a pet that I don't. 2764 02:03:21.800 --> 02:03:25.720 Have to take care of. For McDonald's. 2765 02:03:27.039 --> 02:03:29.079 Oh yeah, I remember when they were doing that. It 2766 02:03:29.199 --> 02:03:30.840 was crazy about the furbies that they would they would 2767 02:03:30.880 --> 02:03:33.640 they would maintain a charge. Do you remember this so 2768 02:03:33.840 --> 02:03:37.079 like they would basically like how they were built or something. 2769 02:03:37.119 --> 02:03:38.159 I remember this first hand. 2770 02:03:38.199 --> 02:03:40.000 I never made a plastic and someone made a hard plastic, 2771 02:03:40.039 --> 02:03:42.640 someone made of what you made, like like fabric. 2772 02:03:42.800 --> 02:03:44.680 Yeah that has not to do with anything that I'm saying. 2773 02:03:45.119 --> 02:03:48.479 But yeah, I don't know why. 2774 02:03:49.880 --> 02:03:51.880 If you took the batteries out of a ferbie would 2775 02:03:51.880 --> 02:03:53.960 still be on for a while, for like a little bit, 2776 02:03:54.159 --> 02:03:55.720 and it would freak people out. I remember freaking me 2777 02:03:55.760 --> 02:03:57.319 the fun out because I took I took the batteries 2778 02:03:57.359 --> 02:03:58.159 out of it and kept talking. 2779 02:03:58.159 --> 02:04:01.760 I was like, Yo, what's going on? Freaking the fuck out? 2780 02:04:01.880 --> 02:04:05.520 I fucking love I love the fucking common writer. I 2781 02:04:05.640 --> 02:04:07.600 was a big Power Rangers guy until maybe. 2782 02:04:10.399 --> 02:04:11.760 I thought you were gonna say that exact thing. 2783 02:04:12.600 --> 02:04:14.439 Did you find it? I found it, but I just 2784 02:04:14.479 --> 02:04:18.520 couldn't find anything that made me like why, why in 2785 02:04:18.640 --> 02:04:20.880 my head do I have a memory of us making 2786 02:04:20.920 --> 02:04:23.239 fun of him, like having a dick in his head 2787 02:04:23.359 --> 02:04:26.079 in his in his hand instead of something else. Sure, 2788 02:04:26.239 --> 02:04:28.520 but there's no such that. There's no such I think 2789 02:04:28.560 --> 02:04:34.800 that necessarily reminds me of why. But I hated this. 2790 02:04:35.279 --> 02:04:36.199 I hated this intro. 2791 02:04:39.880 --> 02:04:40.399 Yeah, it's. 2792 02:04:42.680 --> 02:04:47.520 This is a mass. Yeah, this is really like it 2793 02:04:47.640 --> 02:04:49.720 was too much for me. Man. I loved I loved 2794 02:04:49.720 --> 02:04:52.159 the mask of the Men in Black cartoons smoking. 2795 02:04:52.359 --> 02:04:55.600 I love the but the intro, seeing the intro intro, 2796 02:04:55.720 --> 02:04:58.479 See the intro is crazy. The intro is so cool, dude. 2797 02:04:58.840 --> 02:05:00.439 There's so much style in it that intro. 2798 02:05:00.560 --> 02:05:04.479 I love it. Like their their shoulders are punching. It's 2799 02:05:05.279 --> 02:05:07.720 not like moving like it's crazy. 2800 02:05:08.039 --> 02:05:10.359 It's such a distinct, Like I don't think I've seen 2801 02:05:10.399 --> 02:05:11.319 anything look like that ever. 2802 02:05:11.399 --> 02:05:13.520 Again. I remember that show being I remember that show 2803 02:05:13.560 --> 02:05:15.680 coming on on like Channel eleven, being like this show 2804 02:05:15.800 --> 02:05:17.439 is that was a w B eleven show. 2805 02:05:17.560 --> 02:05:20.840 Yeah, I remember, I loved I remember watching it a lot, 2806 02:05:20.920 --> 02:05:23.279 but I don't remember anything about it because before. 2807 02:05:23.279 --> 02:05:24.119 I just remember the intro. 2808 02:05:24.840 --> 02:05:27.680 I was like, the man in Black, that's not the song, 2809 02:05:27.800 --> 02:05:30.960 that's that's the that's this was just like that sister 2810 02:05:31.039 --> 02:05:31.920 Sister or something. 2811 02:05:31.720 --> 02:05:36.239 Like the Boom Boom boom or something. Look at these motherfuckers. Yeah, 2812 02:05:36.399 --> 02:05:45.039 it's so sleek, dude, little shoulders, dude, it's so cool. 2813 02:05:45.960 --> 02:05:47.359 What is it that's so cool about it? 2814 02:05:48.439 --> 02:05:55.199 The aesthetic, the animation is great. I feel like this 2815 02:05:55.359 --> 02:05:59.159 animation is the same as uh, there was a okay, 2816 02:05:59.159 --> 02:06:01.399 well maybe that not so it was it was literally 2817 02:06:05.119 --> 02:06:10.680 the Godzilla. Oh man, I remember that they were actually 2818 02:06:10.680 --> 02:06:13.800 friends with Godzilla. I remember thee oh they're actually well 2819 02:06:13.840 --> 02:06:15.439 not friend, but they were like god They would aim 2820 02:06:15.520 --> 02:06:22.319 Godzilla things. Godzilla that listen. He never used his breath 2821 02:06:22.359 --> 02:06:25.039 that much in that show made me upset. It was 2822 02:06:25.119 --> 02:06:29.399 a giant Godzilla. It was a ginty iguana. That that 2823 02:06:29.600 --> 02:06:33.359 that version was a ginty ga effective is in general, 2824 02:06:34.479 --> 02:06:38.840 it made I think that one if if I remember correctly, 2825 02:06:38.920 --> 02:06:41.800 I don't know if somebody told me this that uh, 2826 02:06:42.840 --> 02:06:46.479 that version of it was. I think they tried to. 2827 02:06:46.920 --> 02:06:48.840 I think like the guy that created. 2828 02:06:48.560 --> 02:06:52.359 Godzilla or something, Sabbath tried to sabotage it because he's like, 2829 02:06:52.359 --> 02:06:54.800 I don't want to make anything, and like, hey make 2830 02:06:54.880 --> 02:06:57.199 him a gay iguana or something, and then and they're like. 2831 02:06:57.239 --> 02:06:59.279 Yeah, cool, and I think something like that. 2832 02:06:59.479 --> 02:07:02.640 I don't I know that I know that that Godzilla, 2833 02:07:02.840 --> 02:07:04.479 like the one that we have, the American one, the 2834 02:07:04.520 --> 02:07:06.560 one that was here, that one goes to Japan and 2835 02:07:06.600 --> 02:07:11.520 gets murdered by by the original Godzilla. That's something like 2836 02:07:11.560 --> 02:07:13.720 that happened. I might be misremembering it might be like, 2837 02:07:13.880 --> 02:07:16.880 it's a cool design for somebody that isn't Godzilla. Yeah. 2838 02:07:16.960 --> 02:07:19.359 I like the Godzilla ninety ninety eight movie, but I 2839 02:07:19.439 --> 02:07:22.000 was also a kid. I was, yeah, that seems the thing. 2840 02:07:22.159 --> 02:07:24.720 I was like, this is cool until that he had 2841 02:07:24.800 --> 02:07:27.800 babies and I was like, what does that father? So 2842 02:07:28.560 --> 02:07:31.359 it's because that just implications as well, oh this is 2843 02:07:31.840 --> 02:07:34.840 the end of days now because now there's going to 2844 02:07:34.960 --> 02:07:38.840 be a bunch of them and they had kids with nothing, 2845 02:07:39.279 --> 02:07:43.560 so we're done. Yeah, it's not because one Godzilla. 2846 02:07:43.800 --> 02:07:46.000 Godzilla movie is not really rough too, because like I 2847 02:07:46.079 --> 02:07:48.119 remember being really excited for the one with Brian Cranston 2848 02:07:48.159 --> 02:07:51.119 in it and died immediately and the yeah they kill 2849 02:07:51.199 --> 02:07:53.279 him in like the first eleven minutes, and I was like, oh, 2850 02:07:55.159 --> 02:07:55.880 what are we doing. 2851 02:07:56.279 --> 02:07:57.960 I like the last Godilla movie I had fun watching, 2852 02:07:58.079 --> 02:07:59.760 which was that Godzilla Minus one. 2853 02:08:00.319 --> 02:08:04.039 No, No, that one was I haven't seen any It 2854 02:08:04.159 --> 02:08:06.079 was crazy because it was the force of nature. 2855 02:08:06.439 --> 02:08:08.600 It was like going back to like here it is, 2856 02:08:08.680 --> 02:08:10.319 we're going back, you know, that's what's called minus one, 2857 02:08:10.439 --> 02:08:12.960 Like this is where we're going back to what made 2858 02:08:13.119 --> 02:08:13.960 God'szilla dope. 2859 02:08:14.000 --> 02:08:16.800 I love that everybody always has to go back we 2860 02:08:16.880 --> 02:08:19.279 always like we steered, so we I know, we thought 2861 02:08:19.359 --> 02:08:21.640 we thought it would be cool if Spider Man had uh, 2862 02:08:22.479 --> 02:08:24.399 you know, anal polyps. 2863 02:08:26.119 --> 02:08:28.840 But like we realized that that story didn't land. The 2864 02:08:28.920 --> 02:08:30.159 problem is that I went back. 2865 02:08:31.359 --> 02:08:35.399 He's he's a college student, he's street level anyway, here's 2866 02:08:35.399 --> 02:08:36.000 the Hulk. 2867 02:08:37.439 --> 02:08:37.960 To the Beast. 2868 02:08:38.079 --> 02:08:40.279 Just like they always you have people, people will always 2869 02:08:40.279 --> 02:08:42.920 get involved in all those change things. Everyone everyone of 2870 02:08:42.960 --> 02:08:45.640 those change things. But then what happens as time goes by, 2871 02:08:46.399 --> 02:08:50.479 the scenters gets destroyed and it turns into Spider Man's 2872 02:08:50.600 --> 02:08:54.079 working with Tony Stark and as a billionaire, as all 2873 02:08:54.119 --> 02:08:56.760 these resources, and then they overcorrect, which I think they 2874 02:08:56.840 --> 02:08:59.359 did them see where they made him have nothing and 2875 02:08:59.479 --> 02:09:03.600 no point live and it's like, did you do all that? 2876 02:09:03.960 --> 02:09:04.880 That was a necessary? 2877 02:09:05.359 --> 02:09:08.239 Like that movie? That movie is such a fuck you 2878 02:09:08.359 --> 02:09:13.079 to that character. It's insane. It's like, what the fuck 2879 02:09:13.880 --> 02:09:17.560 why they make him lose everything? There's also while saving 2880 02:09:17.760 --> 02:09:18.479 everything up. 2881 02:09:18.520 --> 02:09:22.560 There's also really no good reason for it because there's magic. 2882 02:09:23.239 --> 02:09:26.920 I mean, so just fix it. Losing him, losing aunt 2883 02:09:27.039 --> 02:09:29.159 may feels morbid. 2884 02:09:29.319 --> 02:09:30.560 The more I think about that movie, the more I 2885 02:09:30.560 --> 02:09:30.880 don't like it. 2886 02:09:30.920 --> 02:09:32.680 By the way, I don't even know. I just I 2887 02:09:32.720 --> 02:09:34.159 don't like I like seeing them together. 2888 02:09:35.159 --> 02:09:36.520 I like seeing them together. But I could have got 2889 02:09:36.600 --> 02:09:39.760 that from like a I don't know, I didn't need 2890 02:09:39.800 --> 02:09:41.600 a whole movie for that. And then also, like, the 2891 02:09:41.640 --> 02:09:43.079 first half of that movie is kind of not good, 2892 02:09:44.720 --> 02:09:46.119 kind of bad. Actually, you can tell they shot it 2893 02:09:46.199 --> 02:09:48.079 during COVID too, because everybody's not like on a green screen. 2894 02:09:48.199 --> 02:09:48.880 They changed a lot. 2895 02:09:48.960 --> 02:09:49.520 I'm sure. 2896 02:09:51.239 --> 02:09:52.960 Oh my god, I can't believe I didn't bring this up. 2897 02:09:56.199 --> 02:09:58.359 Have you seen anything about this War of the World's 2898 02:09:58.760 --> 02:10:01.640 Oh my god? Oh what? There's a War of the 2899 02:10:01.680 --> 02:10:04.479 World's movie right now. Okay, not in theaters. It's on 2900 02:10:04.520 --> 02:10:05.560 Amazon with ice. 2901 02:10:05.439 --> 02:10:06.600 Cube with ice Cube in it. 2902 02:10:07.640 --> 02:10:09.479 And get this, is that why I keep seeing ice 2903 02:10:09.520 --> 02:10:11.600 Cube on my Yeah? Probably, I mean didn't. I just 2904 02:10:11.640 --> 02:10:12.159 didn't read it. 2905 02:10:12.359 --> 02:10:15.159 I didn't read I just saw unless unless he finally melted. 2906 02:10:15.239 --> 02:10:19.199 And that's like in the news melted ice Cube melted. 2907 02:10:20.199 --> 02:10:23.279 The So there's a War of the World's movie that 2908 02:10:23.359 --> 02:10:25.880 I guess was made in twenty twenty that that Amazon's 2909 02:10:25.920 --> 02:10:28.159 just been sitting on. Oh and so they were just like, 2910 02:10:28.279 --> 02:10:30.239 you know what, We're gonna release it now twenty twenty five. 2911 02:10:30.279 --> 02:10:32.199 The world needs to see War of the World. Dewey 2912 02:10:34.680 --> 02:10:35.600 ice Cube. 2913 02:10:35.359 --> 02:10:36.159 War of the worlds. 2914 02:10:36.960 --> 02:10:38.560 I want I want, I want you to I want 2915 02:10:38.600 --> 02:10:41.640 you to just guess what the what the format of 2916 02:10:41.680 --> 02:10:44.479 this movie is. Oh so it's not like I want 2917 02:10:44.520 --> 02:10:45.720 you to guess what this movie is. 2918 02:10:48.439 --> 02:10:50.880 I can't even begin to because my brain was like, well, 2919 02:10:50.920 --> 02:10:52.800 they're just doing another remake of War of the World's 2920 02:10:52.840 --> 02:10:53.479 big fucking vit. 2921 02:10:53.720 --> 02:10:56.800 Yeah you think it's like, you know, like an adventure 2922 02:10:56.840 --> 02:10:59.159 with like aliens and yeah, the Watchtower fucking Yeah. 2923 02:11:00.039 --> 02:11:03.800 So it's all all and it takes place on zoom, 2924 02:11:07.760 --> 02:11:08.880 like through webcams. 2925 02:11:10.600 --> 02:11:18.119 Oh, but that's usually Zoom is like stationary. Yeah. Yeah, 2926 02:11:18.479 --> 02:11:23.800 so you're seeing yes, videos of the Yeah, the whole. 2927 02:11:23.640 --> 02:11:25.800 Movie is literally ice Cubes sitting in front of his 2928 02:11:25.920 --> 02:11:29.920 computer and then like some people skype him and then 2929 02:11:29.960 --> 02:11:33.239 they go like, hey, a War of the World is happening, 2930 02:11:33.880 --> 02:11:36.479 and then he goes no way, and then he and 2931 02:11:36.520 --> 02:11:38.560 then it cuts to his monitor basically and then it 2932 02:11:38.640 --> 02:11:42.199 shows like it shows him googling War of World's happening, 2933 02:11:42.680 --> 02:11:45.399 and then it's just videos of War the World's happening. 2934 02:11:46.000 --> 02:11:49.199 But it's like through the lens of like YouTube links 2935 02:11:49.840 --> 02:11:53.800 or something. So they essentially they were kind of like, 2936 02:11:54.640 --> 02:11:56.159 what if we did. 2937 02:11:57.680 --> 02:12:02.239 War of the World's and clover Field but worse something 2938 02:12:02.279 --> 02:12:04.119 like that. Yeah. I mean it's not even like it's 2939 02:12:04.199 --> 02:12:08.840 so like some film and you never ever see it 2940 02:12:08.960 --> 02:12:09.279 or whatever. 2941 02:12:09.600 --> 02:12:11.920 Colorfield is like a found footage movie, which is like, 2942 02:12:12.640 --> 02:12:14.840 there's some elements of that, but I give the idea 2943 02:12:14.920 --> 02:12:16.600 that it's literally just them in front of a fucking 2944 02:12:16.600 --> 02:12:18.399 webcam the entire time is so stupid. 2945 02:12:19.279 --> 02:12:21.880 And for it to be War of the World it's 2946 02:12:21.960 --> 02:12:26.239 such a like why like, what like leave War of 2947 02:12:26.319 --> 02:12:27.239 the Worlds alone? 2948 02:12:27.640 --> 02:12:30.680 I Yeah, first of all, even when Tom Cruise did 2949 02:12:30.680 --> 02:12:31.680 a version, no one cared. 2950 02:12:32.079 --> 02:12:36.920 Yeah, I saw a bunch of times, but I don't. 2951 02:12:37.079 --> 02:12:37.800 I don't think it hold. 2952 02:12:37.960 --> 02:12:40.560 I didn't like it because of the kid element of it. 2953 02:12:41.479 --> 02:12:43.680 And one thing that I liked about Scary Movie because 2954 02:12:43.680 --> 02:12:46.439 they they lampooned in the fourth one. One thing that 2955 02:12:46.680 --> 02:12:49.560 they that they emphasize because of how much I a 2956 02:12:49.600 --> 02:12:52.680 lot of times kids can ruin a fucking film, especially 2957 02:12:52.800 --> 02:12:55.840 Oh you Suck Dad, So they like really leaned into 2958 02:12:55.920 --> 02:12:58.840 it in that Scary Movie. You know, even though that 2959 02:12:58.920 --> 02:13:01.640 one wasn't very good because apparently that was the one 2960 02:13:01.680 --> 02:13:03.439 that wasn't written by any waynes Bros. 2961 02:13:03.720 --> 02:13:07.720 The fourth one. Yeah, but like the kids, like. 2962 02:13:07.840 --> 02:13:10.319 The little girl kept getting hurt, like she kept getting 2963 02:13:10.399 --> 02:13:14.399 fucked up, and then the older son like fucking despised 2964 02:13:14.479 --> 02:13:16.399 him in a way that it was really it really 2965 02:13:17.399 --> 02:13:19.800 made me feel good because I didn't like World of 2966 02:13:19.800 --> 02:13:21.920 Awards with I just hate that aspect where it's. 2967 02:13:21.840 --> 02:13:24.720 Like you're a deadbeat dad and then I'm like, shut 2968 02:13:24.760 --> 02:13:26.720 the fuck up, kid, get out of here. I'm not 2969 02:13:27.399 --> 02:13:30.399 I don't need like I'm there's a war of the world, 2970 02:13:30.760 --> 02:13:33.399 like I don't, I don't need. Yeah, like kind of 2971 02:13:33.479 --> 02:13:37.800 actually the world's happening, like the world. 2972 02:13:38.000 --> 02:13:39.720 Yeah, he's broke. 2973 02:13:42.600 --> 02:13:46.680 It's like if like any any nagging kid in something. Yeah, 2974 02:13:46.840 --> 02:13:47.880 So it's it's that, it's that. 2975 02:13:48.000 --> 02:13:49.760 But I was so happy in a quiet place when 2976 02:13:49.800 --> 02:13:54.319 that fucking look got dragged away by a demogorgan because. 2977 02:13:54.119 --> 02:13:58.199 He was being stupid. He was being stupid Batterson. It 2978 02:13:58.600 --> 02:14:01.319 didn't know, come on, should know, you should know, you 2979 02:14:01.399 --> 02:14:03.439 should know, you should know this child. I wouldn't have 2980 02:14:03.439 --> 02:14:04.159 made that mistake. 2981 02:14:04.359 --> 02:14:06.359 Yeah, it wouldn't have made it long enough to make 2982 02:14:06.399 --> 02:14:09.119 them as say, you'd have died, would made a Quiet Place, 2983 02:14:09.159 --> 02:14:10.319 which one was Kinski. 2984 02:14:11.039 --> 02:14:13.199 John Krasinski was in it. I don't remember who wrote it. 2985 02:14:13.439 --> 02:14:16.399 Was he wrote it direct maybe not directed. 2986 02:14:16.439 --> 02:14:18.800 I know he wrote it though, Yeah, that might have 2987 02:14:18.920 --> 02:14:20.319 directed it and not wrote it. One of them. 2988 02:14:20.439 --> 02:14:22.560 It's what Yeah, Okay, I see what you're saying. Yeah, 2989 02:14:22.560 --> 02:14:23.479 I don't know anyway. 2990 02:14:24.159 --> 02:14:25.880 I want to bring that up because it's it's got 2991 02:14:25.960 --> 02:14:30.680 a It debuted with a zero on Rotten Tomatoes, which 2992 02:14:30.720 --> 02:14:34.800 I didn't think was possible. That's everybody just working together. 2993 02:14:34.840 --> 02:14:35.159 I guess. 2994 02:14:35.319 --> 02:14:36.279 Yeah, that's like there was. 2995 02:14:37.159 --> 02:14:40.359 There has to be nothing about it that's even remotely 2996 02:14:40.600 --> 02:14:43.760 like even because there are some movies that flop and 2997 02:14:43.800 --> 02:14:45.720 there's like, yeah the concept is interesting or like the 2998 02:14:45.760 --> 02:14:47.000 execution could have been cool. 2999 02:14:47.159 --> 02:14:49.079 Yeah, this is just like nobody cares, Like we. 3000 02:14:49.119 --> 02:14:49.800 Have War of the World. 3001 02:14:50.800 --> 02:14:52.239 Why are you making it a Skype movie? 3002 02:14:52.920 --> 02:14:57.279 Die, I definitely have ice Cube in it. 3003 02:14:57.720 --> 02:15:01.239 You made me because because of how bad it sounds, 3004 02:15:01.279 --> 02:15:02.199 I do want to check it out. 3005 02:15:02.239 --> 02:15:04.920 I'm kind of curious about it too. I believe that 3006 02:15:05.000 --> 02:15:07.239 it's bad, Like I hate those movies like Unfriended was 3007 02:15:07.279 --> 02:15:08.920 another one where it was like a horror movie about 3008 02:15:08.960 --> 02:15:10.239 like and it all took place. 3009 02:15:10.560 --> 02:15:11.560 It was all it was all like that. 3010 02:15:11.680 --> 02:15:13.359 It was like the whole perspective of the movie was 3011 02:15:13.399 --> 02:15:15.600 like a computer screen and like it would just turn 3012 02:15:15.680 --> 02:15:18.239 on cameras. Sometimes it'd be it would be phone calls 3013 02:15:18.680 --> 02:15:21.199 or like, you know, I feel it's very it's a 3014 02:15:21.239 --> 02:15:24.199 pandemic fucking movie that I feel like I saw that. 3015 02:15:24.439 --> 02:15:27.119 Or or I watched somebody describe it and I feel like. 3016 02:15:27.079 --> 02:15:28.680 You might have watched like a YMS or something. 3017 02:15:28.840 --> 02:15:31.279 Yeah, yeah, it actually might have been that. 3018 02:15:31.479 --> 02:15:33.399 Yeah, because that's how I saw it. It literally might 3019 02:15:33.439 --> 02:15:37.720 have been that. Actually that was my experience with Unfriended, 3020 02:15:37.720 --> 02:15:40.479 because I was like, I'm not watching this. Imagine anyway. 3021 02:15:40.600 --> 02:15:42.279 We didn't even get to the sky squash on movies. 3022 02:15:42.319 --> 02:15:43.520 Oh yeah, what was we got? 3023 02:15:43.640 --> 02:15:46.319 We got off on a fucking tangent like like nobody's business. 3024 02:15:47.159 --> 02:15:49.640 So he talked about, Yeah it was Uh. Didn't have 3025 02:15:49.680 --> 02:15:54.479 access to shows my generation. Uh so mainly random nie 3026 02:15:54.479 --> 02:15:56.239 shows that no one relates to, like The Three Stooges 3027 02:15:56.319 --> 02:15:58.560 or my favorite, The Mask animated series. I was born 3028 02:15:58.560 --> 02:16:02.680 in two thousand and six. For context, crazy Jesus Christy. 3029 02:16:02.840 --> 02:16:06.600 So this motherfucker is like nineteen or something. Watching The 3030 02:16:06.760 --> 02:16:10.000 Mask Is that true? Yeah, yeah, I guess what the 3031 02:16:10.279 --> 02:16:15.560 god damn it moments got scared? What scared me? 3032 02:16:15.760 --> 02:16:18.960 You got scared by your phone, which scared him, and 3033 02:16:19.119 --> 02:16:19.920 that scared me. 3034 02:16:22.359 --> 02:16:29.359 Nothing makes scaring dude crazy? You just chain lightning. I 3035 02:16:29.439 --> 02:16:31.880 hate nothing more than that someone getting scared, and I 3036 02:16:31.960 --> 02:16:33.399 get scared because they get scared. 3037 02:16:34.000 --> 02:16:36.840 That's like when somebody vomiting makes you throw up. You're like, 3038 02:16:36.959 --> 02:16:40.639 oh no, like it's like, damn it, I wasn't even sick. Yeah, 3039 02:16:40.799 --> 02:16:44.879 like you just did this ruin to your me sick. 3040 02:16:45.000 --> 02:16:49.959 You raked me with sick anyway. He's so my question is, 3041 02:16:50.719 --> 02:16:52.719 what are some shows or movies that you have no 3042 02:16:53.040 --> 02:16:53.920 business knowing? 3043 02:16:55.000 --> 02:17:02.600 Matched Bonanza? That same imagine Bonanza Bonanza? I so hass 3044 02:17:03.920 --> 02:17:05.399 the fat retarded son? 3045 02:17:06.399 --> 02:17:06.520 Uh? 3046 02:17:08.920 --> 02:17:12.959 I thought for about three seconds about buying his hat 3047 02:17:13.040 --> 02:17:17.920 for twelve hundred dollars three like about three seconds because 3048 02:17:18.000 --> 02:17:20.280 I just I was like, and then I was. 3049 02:17:20.280 --> 02:17:25.040 Like, also for some episode of Duke's Bazard, I don't 3050 02:17:25.200 --> 02:17:28.120 know what was the Confederate flag on that car? Generally 3051 02:17:28.799 --> 02:17:30.760 that's what it was. Yeah, the fuck is this flag? 3052 02:17:30.879 --> 02:17:32.920 I see? That's why when I saw that when I 3053 02:17:32.959 --> 02:17:34.879 was in school, I was like why did this flag 3054 02:17:35.000 --> 02:17:37.360 bring up sort of familiar. 3055 02:17:37.000 --> 02:17:40.399 Feelings to me that I have no business dumb racist 3056 02:17:40.479 --> 02:17:43.799 boys or added again like like like they do some 3057 02:17:44.000 --> 02:17:46.360 rampy thing and then it like does the freeze frame. 3058 02:17:46.479 --> 02:17:49.479 I know they spending a lot of like pop culture references. 3059 02:17:50.479 --> 02:17:53.120 I feel like that. I feel like kyle X why 3060 02:17:53.280 --> 02:17:55.440 something I shouldn't? What the hell's that? I know? 3061 02:17:55.479 --> 02:17:57.600 I've heard that it's like a show. 3062 02:17:57.440 --> 02:17:59.360 About a It's like a young adult kind of show 3063 02:17:59.440 --> 02:18:02.200 with like a kid who was like a cloned or something. 3064 02:18:02.239 --> 02:18:03.639 He's like born a clone or he's more than a 3065 02:18:03.680 --> 02:18:04.840 belly button or something, so he's not. 3066 02:18:04.879 --> 02:18:07.360 Really remember the not belly button, And that was the 3067 02:18:07.399 --> 02:18:09.319 whole crux of the show. Like that was the pitch 3068 02:18:09.399 --> 02:18:11.280 of the show. I'm convinced, but I'm convinced. 3069 02:18:11.319 --> 02:18:13.319 They were like a kid has no belly button and 3070 02:18:13.360 --> 02:18:16.879 then ABC Family was like, yes, we. 3071 02:18:17.000 --> 02:18:18.040 Have to have this idea. 3072 02:18:18.200 --> 02:18:19.319 What's another show that I watched. 3073 02:18:20.200 --> 02:18:22.200 There's three seasons of Kylex Why I know you just 3074 02:18:22.319 --> 02:18:24.520 have a belly butt? Because he wasn't incubated. He looks stupid, 3075 02:18:24.680 --> 02:18:26.840 like he's like like why does he look like that? 3076 02:18:27.440 --> 02:18:30.040 Yeah, he looks way weirder than I remember. 3077 02:18:30.239 --> 02:18:32.360 Like he looks that's just what he looks, like, what 3078 02:18:32.440 --> 02:18:33.079 the hell's going on? 3079 02:18:33.319 --> 02:18:35.959 I remember him looking Actually, the more I'm seeing it, 3080 02:18:36.000 --> 02:18:38.799 the more I'm remembering, Like in my mind's eye, am remembering. 3081 02:18:39.239 --> 02:18:42.559 Like that gets evil and like, okay, last episode, last scenes, 3082 02:18:42.600 --> 02:18:44.239 he looks evil. Now you see that on the right. 3083 02:18:44.399 --> 02:18:47.239 He's been through a lot. Man, he got a belly button, implanted, 3084 02:18:48.639 --> 02:18:49.360 you gotta give you a. 3085 02:18:50.440 --> 02:18:51.440 Why we got to give you one. 3086 02:18:51.520 --> 02:18:54.159 I don't like how he looks, Dude, that's crazy, Like 3087 02:18:54.360 --> 02:18:56.280 he's just a white guy. Dude, Well, I think they 3088 02:18:56.399 --> 02:18:58.000 just did. Like I think he's trying too hard to 3089 02:18:58.040 --> 02:19:00.959 be like I'm different and I know what you mean. 3090 02:19:03.600 --> 02:19:04.959 I'm not just a white leading man. 3091 02:19:05.799 --> 02:19:12.760 I am also on TV. I don't know, Yeah, I 3092 02:19:12.760 --> 02:19:13.559 don't know anything about it. 3093 02:19:13.639 --> 02:19:15.760 I just I just remember that he had no belly button, 3094 02:19:15.799 --> 02:19:17.719 and that was like a big topic of conversation. There 3095 02:19:17.760 --> 02:19:19.399 were posters of him like pulling a shirt up and 3096 02:19:19.399 --> 02:19:20.719 there was no belly button, and that was like it's 3097 02:19:20.719 --> 02:19:21.639 supposed to get you hooked. 3098 02:19:21.799 --> 02:19:23.479 Whoa iber being like why is this? So? 3099 02:19:23.639 --> 02:19:26.319 I remember just switching to it every now and again 3100 02:19:26.639 --> 02:19:28.440 because I would see you know on the info would 3101 02:19:28.440 --> 02:19:30.319 you'd see something sounds like I want to what Kyle likes? 3102 02:19:30.319 --> 02:19:30.799 Why is up to? 3103 02:19:31.399 --> 02:19:33.840 And it was never anything interesting. 3104 02:19:33.680 --> 02:19:36.120 I remember, like Veronica Kamar's No Motions. 3105 02:19:37.159 --> 02:19:37.799 Dark Angel. 3106 02:19:38.079 --> 02:19:40.000 Dark Angel is another one which I was introduced. 3107 02:19:43.079 --> 02:19:45.120 My boy I was introduced for that show. 3108 02:19:45.399 --> 02:19:48.639 I didn't know. I've been following that guy's career for 3109 02:19:48.719 --> 02:19:49.520 way too long. 3110 02:19:49.639 --> 02:19:52.200 Unfortunately, I was introduced to that show Dark Angel by 3111 02:19:52.239 --> 02:19:56.000 the Xbox game. There was no Xbox, right, Yeah, my 3112 02:19:56.159 --> 02:19:56.680 aunt had it. 3113 02:19:57.920 --> 02:19:59.840 We had that. She watched the show. 3114 02:20:00.040 --> 02:20:02.000 She was kind of a game she she kind of 3115 02:20:02.000 --> 02:20:04.120 played video games and not really like she wasn't into it, 3116 02:20:04.200 --> 02:20:06.639 but like she just kind of did sometimes. She had 3117 02:20:06.680 --> 02:20:09.280 an Xbox at the time, which was kind of crazy 3118 02:20:09.319 --> 02:20:11.719 because it's like a new machine. But yeah, she had 3119 02:20:11.799 --> 02:20:13.840 like all these weird she had Hunted, the Reckoning and 3120 02:20:13.920 --> 02:20:16.319 Dark Angel. It's like, these are really strange combination of games. 3121 02:20:16.360 --> 02:20:19.840 You're You're, You're was. It was one of those you know, 3122 02:20:20.040 --> 02:20:21.920 she's on the cop, dude, she's one of the She's 3123 02:20:21.920 --> 02:20:25.239 a crystal girly not even she probably was. You probably 3124 02:20:25.280 --> 02:20:27.799 didn't know that phase of her. She probably was exiting 3125 02:20:27.840 --> 02:20:33.040 that phase. She's also clearly black, but that doesn't mean 3126 02:20:33.120 --> 02:20:34.799 she's not a crystal girl. No, no, no, I'm saying 3127 02:20:34.840 --> 02:20:37.879 like it was always one of the members, like oh, yeah, 3128 02:20:37.879 --> 02:20:41.319 you're clearly black, all right. Everybody has those where it's 3129 02:20:41.360 --> 02:20:45.440 like she's a different race. Oh, she's clearly got there, 3130 02:20:45.719 --> 02:20:48.440 she's clearly like, oh, she clearly has like African like 3131 02:20:48.479 --> 02:20:52.760 you're you're you're you are black to yeah, clearly clear 3132 02:20:52.879 --> 02:20:55.159 Everyone has those where it's like you did like the 3133 02:20:55.239 --> 02:20:57.799 picture of the family reunion and it's like you're a 3134 02:20:57.920 --> 02:21:01.840 different race. The first time I saw now by No 3135 02:21:02.680 --> 02:21:07.000 guy was in hot topic, oh screaming run away. It 3136 02:21:07.079 --> 02:21:09.040 made me feel like that's why it's like an that's 3137 02:21:09.120 --> 02:21:11.280 like negative. Yeah. It kind of made me feel like, well, 3138 02:21:11.360 --> 02:21:13.879 you kind of belong here, don't you. Yeah, you are weird. 3139 02:21:14.000 --> 02:21:16.799 You're in, You're in, You're in the weird alternative stuff. 3140 02:21:16.840 --> 02:21:19.680 You don't really you're not accepted in anywhere, not necessarily, 3141 02:21:20.159 --> 02:21:22.280 you know, at least in my eyes, because I don't accept. 3142 02:21:22.079 --> 02:21:25.559 You touch me, but I would like I would talk 3143 02:21:25.559 --> 02:21:27.239 to I wouldn't want touch. If they touch you, it 3144 02:21:27.360 --> 02:21:28.040 like spreads to you. 3145 02:21:29.239 --> 02:21:34.159 Immediately stop it. Someone get him away from. 3146 02:21:34.040 --> 02:21:36.239 Me quick, oh, man, and you become white. 3147 02:21:36.280 --> 02:21:38.639 You become the white person, the white you in the AI. 3148 02:21:39.159 --> 02:21:42.639 Yeah, i'd be So it's been like making a bunch 3149 02:21:42.680 --> 02:21:45.520 of versions, but I'm like, I can't support this, Like 3150 02:21:45.600 --> 02:21:47.479 the there was like I think there was like a 3151 02:21:47.639 --> 02:21:50.559 horse one or something, or it was just just dumb 3152 02:21:50.719 --> 02:21:52.680 variants that I'm like, I'm not cherring anymore. 3153 02:21:55.920 --> 02:21:59.319 Move on. Uh so, let's see Ozzy Oz died. 3154 02:22:01.239 --> 02:22:02.600 That's so stupid. 3155 02:22:07.559 --> 02:22:08.319 I am dead. 3156 02:22:08.440 --> 02:22:14.959 I'm fucking den I'm really dad. Yo, I am yo yo. 3157 02:22:15.159 --> 02:22:16.000 I am dead. 3158 02:22:17.399 --> 02:22:23.000 Anyway, he says. He says, uh, I am. 3159 02:22:23.479 --> 02:22:41.479 Dead, not even dead man, I am man. Stupid dead lads. 3160 02:22:41.799 --> 02:22:45.000 Your slander of Little Caesars reminded me of one one 3161 02:22:45.040 --> 02:22:47.319 of the strangest traditions I've had growing up. 3162 02:22:47.360 --> 02:22:49.120 I used to play poker with my cousins. 3163 02:22:49.360 --> 02:22:49.639 Weird. 3164 02:22:53.559 --> 02:22:55.639 I think I've only played poker with cousins. I think 3165 02:22:55.680 --> 02:22:56.479 the last time I played. 3166 02:22:56.559 --> 02:22:58.959 The first time I played poker without my cousins was 3167 02:22:59.040 --> 02:23:05.639 in Vegas for our friend's bachelor party. Hey, poker, I 3168 02:23:05.760 --> 02:23:07.799 used to be I used to be very good at it, and. 3169 02:23:07.799 --> 02:23:10.079 Then I just I lost it. Anyway, he says. 3170 02:23:10.120 --> 02:23:14.440 We'd plan to start right after a little Caesars would close, 3171 02:23:14.959 --> 02:23:18.000 then go hang out in the parking lot. Once they closed, 3172 02:23:18.120 --> 02:23:20.760 they'd bring their extra pizzas to the dumpster and set 3173 02:23:20.840 --> 02:23:23.639 them in there. We'd then wait for them to leave 3174 02:23:23.719 --> 02:23:31.559 and grab them all, then have dumpster pizza raccoon as 3175 02:23:31.600 --> 02:23:34.479 our meal during our lizen. 3176 02:23:35.680 --> 02:23:41.000 He's literally me and my raccoon friends would wait further 3177 02:23:41.120 --> 02:23:43.200 to set the pizza the dust. You would drive over 3178 02:23:43.360 --> 02:23:47.879 our raccoon. This is adorable, little raccoon. 3179 02:23:48.639 --> 02:23:52.559 It's just it's just like a saturn or something. It's 3180 02:23:52.600 --> 02:23:54.680 not even like a particularly done up vehicle. 3181 02:23:54.799 --> 02:23:57.559 Oh yeah, it's not. It's nothing that really, it's distinct 3182 02:23:57.639 --> 02:23:59.879 that it's for raccoon. Yeah, they just call it they 3183 02:24:00.879 --> 02:24:03.040 they of course they would. Yeah, it's kind of like 3184 02:24:03.079 --> 02:24:05.879 how people call like their apartment like home base or whatever. Yeah. 3185 02:24:08.520 --> 02:24:09.920 So we had Alpha House in Beta House. 3186 02:24:09.959 --> 02:24:11.879 You remember that. Yeah, it was dumb. 3187 02:24:16.360 --> 02:24:19.639 So anyway, so he said, yeah, dumpster pizza was our 3188 02:24:19.680 --> 02:24:21.639 meal during our poker tournaments. What are the weirdest things 3189 02:24:21.680 --> 02:24:23.280 that you never thought about at the time but would 3190 02:24:23.280 --> 02:24:24.479 probably revolt most people? 3191 02:24:24.840 --> 02:24:26.360 Got Listen. I gotta be honest with you. 3192 02:24:26.520 --> 02:24:27.920 It is crazy to me that it didn't occur to 3193 02:24:27.959 --> 02:24:30.319 you at the time that that was crazy, or then 3194 02:24:30.399 --> 02:24:32.520 that was like a at the very least, if not crazy, 3195 02:24:32.639 --> 02:24:35.440 something that is not normal behavior. 3196 02:24:35.879 --> 02:24:38.559 Sorry, did it ever occur to you that that little 3197 02:24:38.600 --> 02:24:42.559 Caesars belonged in the dumpster? Yeah? Like why would you eat? 3198 02:24:42.600 --> 02:24:45.040 I look to be fair, I do get it on 3199 02:24:45.200 --> 02:24:49.559 some level, like the the willingness to throw away at 3200 02:24:49.600 --> 02:24:53.799 the end of the day, perfectly good food is infuriating, 3201 02:24:54.440 --> 02:24:57.399 and there is like if I, if I cared enough, 3202 02:24:57.479 --> 02:24:58.159 I probably. 3203 02:24:57.959 --> 02:25:01.600 Would have done stuff, threw weigh so much food every night. 3204 02:25:01.680 --> 02:25:02.120 It was on. 3205 02:25:02.520 --> 02:25:04.479 Oh yeah, that radicalized me. I think that that was 3206 02:25:04.520 --> 02:25:05.479 the thing that radicalized me. 3207 02:25:05.559 --> 02:25:08.200 I think a couple of true The first true thing 3208 02:25:08.239 --> 02:25:10.840 that radicalized me was like, oh, food scarcity isn't real 3209 02:25:10.920 --> 02:25:11.200 at all. 3210 02:25:12.159 --> 02:25:15.559 That's kind of crazy. It's pretty gross. I knew a 3211 02:25:15.600 --> 02:25:17.120 guy that worked there. It was like a friend of 3212 02:25:17.200 --> 02:25:20.079 a friend and he would bring over after a ship 3213 02:25:20.799 --> 02:25:24.120 just bags of just food. I would get the fucking 3214 02:25:24.200 --> 02:25:25.000 croissants and. 3215 02:25:25.440 --> 02:25:27.639 It was just it was just it's annoy it's insane. 3216 02:25:27.760 --> 02:25:30.159 It is actually like why like seeing that happen and 3217 02:25:30.280 --> 02:25:32.200 being like dude, and like you can't we can't even 3218 02:25:32.280 --> 02:25:33.680 take it as workers exactly. 3219 02:25:33.840 --> 02:25:34.680 We can't even take it. 3220 02:25:34.879 --> 02:25:38.959 Why because bullshit, Because because the company's more afraid of 3221 02:25:39.040 --> 02:25:42.120 somebody taking the food, getting sick from it and ensuing them, 3222 02:25:42.200 --> 02:25:44.000 then you know, feeding people that need food. 3223 02:25:44.079 --> 02:25:46.520 The thing that annoys me is that there's some states 3224 02:25:46.559 --> 02:25:50.120 I think that had these to make it to bypass 3225 02:25:50.200 --> 02:25:52.920 the liability. It's like, okay, y'all can do this, but 3226 02:25:53.120 --> 02:25:55.079 know that these companies cannot be liable. 3227 02:25:55.079 --> 02:25:57.280 And I'm like, that's literally how it should be. That's 3228 02:25:57.319 --> 02:25:59.879 literally all it would take. Yeah, white literally, that's why. 3229 02:26:00.159 --> 02:26:02.319 Why is it not like that everywhere? 3230 02:26:02.520 --> 02:26:06.639 Because yeah, it's listen, it was just little Caesars I 3231 02:26:06.760 --> 02:26:08.639 was talking about that belongs to the dumpster. 3232 02:26:08.920 --> 02:26:11.200 Fair yeah, everything else because even if it was that's 3233 02:26:11.319 --> 02:26:11.920 cold too. 3234 02:26:12.000 --> 02:26:15.079 It's a cold little Caesars in a dumpster. Everything about 3235 02:26:15.280 --> 02:26:21.719 the dude, you can't even reheat no Caesars, like blow 3236 02:26:21.799 --> 02:26:26.040 up your house. All the traces of tinfoil and the 3237 02:26:26.120 --> 02:26:28.440 micro like, why does my pizza like. 3238 02:26:28.479 --> 02:26:30.680 A fucking plasma globe? And in bam, your house is 3239 02:26:30.719 --> 02:26:31.879 fucking I get it. 3240 02:26:32.079 --> 02:26:35.000 Sometimes people are like, oh, free food, Yeah, I guess 3241 02:26:35.680 --> 02:26:38.000 I don't when I when I got older, I started 3242 02:26:38.079 --> 02:26:40.399 being like, what, no, I'll pay a little bit. That's 3243 02:26:40.399 --> 02:26:42.680 what we did for beer. We used to buy cheap beer, 3244 02:26:43.479 --> 02:26:46.559 and then we have jobs. Where are we buying cheap beer? 3245 02:26:47.120 --> 02:26:47.920 This is stupid, you know? 3246 02:26:48.000 --> 02:26:51.159 And then we started buying better beer. The creature that 3247 02:26:51.200 --> 02:26:53.159 would be inside of that's like you imagine you go 3248 02:26:53.239 --> 02:26:55.120 in the open and someone's throaty in there feeding on it, 3249 02:26:55.159 --> 02:26:59.319 and like whatever that creature is, it's terrifying. Person that's 3250 02:26:59.360 --> 02:27:01.680 feeding on Little Jesus in a trash can you probably 3251 02:27:01.719 --> 02:27:04.879 you probably shouldn't see You probably should see something. What's 3252 02:27:04.920 --> 02:27:08.280 the food that you're that you're most likely, like from 3253 02:27:08.319 --> 02:27:10.520 a restaurant or like from a place like that that 3254 02:27:10.680 --> 02:27:14.120 you are most likely to be okay with, Like yeah, yeah, 3255 02:27:14.120 --> 02:27:16.200 I'll I'll take it at the end of the day 3256 02:27:16.520 --> 02:27:18.280 out of the garbage curry chicken, Like if there's some 3257 02:27:18.319 --> 02:27:21.520 fucking good ass curry and like rice and fucking mix. 3258 02:27:21.799 --> 02:27:22.680 Like chicken would scare me. 3259 02:27:22.840 --> 02:27:24.520 I feel like I feel like a real meal would 3260 02:27:24.520 --> 02:27:27.440 for some beef pies, I'm thinking more like donuts or something, 3261 02:27:27.440 --> 02:27:28.760 you know what I mean, I would feel more comfortable, 3262 02:27:28.760 --> 02:27:29.760 like if they if they had like a bag of 3263 02:27:29.840 --> 02:27:32.200 donuts and I threw it in the track get. 3264 02:27:32.120 --> 02:27:34.879 Really bad at the end of the day. Man, if 3265 02:27:34.920 --> 02:27:36.079 those that have been sitting. 3266 02:27:37.520 --> 02:27:39.840 Bad, man, if you you know, they're supposed to be 3267 02:27:39.879 --> 02:27:41.840 making them throughout the day though, if it's if it's 3268 02:27:41.840 --> 02:27:42.719 a real donut. 3269 02:27:42.440 --> 02:27:43.799 Shot, that's true. But if it's like if it's like 3270 02:27:43.840 --> 02:27:45.680 a batch at the end of the day, it's like maybe, 3271 02:27:45.879 --> 02:27:48.200 like I just from what I've known every donut shop 3272 02:27:48.239 --> 02:27:50.079 I work that by the end of the day, donuts 3273 02:27:50.120 --> 02:27:54.079 are fucking terrible. Like there's there's such a huge decline 3274 02:27:54.079 --> 02:27:58.399 from what they were. I mean they decline even they 3275 02:27:58.479 --> 02:28:01.639 decline even when they're showing in a fucking you know, 3276 02:28:01.719 --> 02:28:03.319 in the box and they come in you like that's 3277 02:28:03.319 --> 02:28:05.760 why like chrispy Kreme they make them when you order it. 3278 02:28:06.239 --> 02:28:07.840 Bothers me how many they sell it once? 3279 02:28:08.799 --> 02:28:11.239 Like have a supermarket, like because sometimes I want donuts 3280 02:28:11.319 --> 02:28:12.799 and I'm just like I just want like maybe. 3281 02:28:12.639 --> 02:28:14.600 Like do you want a donut? Maybe? 3282 02:28:15.120 --> 02:28:16.520 Or even just like if I want a few for 3283 02:28:16.639 --> 02:28:18.319 like I want like maybe like three, you know, for 3284 02:28:18.479 --> 02:28:21.479 like the threes. No, they sell like sixes and then 3285 02:28:21.559 --> 02:28:23.440 like twelves and then you're just like this is gonna 3286 02:28:23.479 --> 02:28:25.200 go bad and like two days. 3287 02:28:25.399 --> 02:28:27.239 It's rare when you see those boxes, they'll be a 3288 02:28:27.239 --> 02:28:29.600 little small ones there, right, Yeah, it's rare. 3289 02:28:29.680 --> 02:28:31.719 You'll rarely see them, you'll buy them. That's why I 3290 02:28:32.879 --> 02:28:35.479 have genuinely never in my life seen them. Yeah, yeah, 3291 02:28:35.799 --> 02:28:38.639 I always like to the party. I guess I've seen 3292 02:28:38.719 --> 02:28:41.360 them at a Ralphs, but I don't know which one. 3293 02:28:41.760 --> 02:28:43.760 I don't recently and I was like, this shit is 3294 02:28:43.799 --> 02:28:45.200 so sugary, but so fucking. 3295 02:28:45.239 --> 02:28:47.879 I love a glazes donut. So a simple glaze donut, elem. 3296 02:28:48.760 --> 02:28:51.760 I like a blaze donut might be like chocolate and glaze. 3297 02:28:51.799 --> 02:28:53.079 Bro I'm actually I'm on that. 3298 02:28:53.239 --> 02:28:54.079 I don't hate that either. 3299 02:28:54.479 --> 02:28:57.920 The strawberry glazes too. I like donuts in general. They're 3300 02:28:58.360 --> 02:29:00.719 I'm more of a cheese, pastry, cheese, Danish kind of guy. 3301 02:29:00.799 --> 02:29:01.760 Probably a blueberry of. 3302 02:29:01.840 --> 02:29:03.520 The pastries that I've had. I think a glazed donut 3303 02:29:03.600 --> 02:29:06.239 is probably like in my tops, very very good, so simple. 3304 02:29:07.520 --> 02:29:11.600 Also sometimes just a simple powdered sugar doughnut. I don't 3305 02:29:11.639 --> 02:29:13.760 know what it is about the chemistry of sugar once 3306 02:29:13.799 --> 02:29:15.799 you grind it up in a powder that makes it 3307 02:29:16.040 --> 02:29:17.319 totally delicious. 3308 02:29:17.600 --> 02:29:21.600 Old fashioned dot is good sometimes to coffee, like it's 3309 02:29:21.639 --> 02:29:24.440 the cake just just without anything on it. I don't 3310 02:29:24.440 --> 02:29:26.040 really do that. I don't even like coffee, but it 3311 02:29:26.120 --> 02:29:27.600 was I don't know what you mean. I kind of 3312 02:29:27.639 --> 02:29:28.959 liked the pretty good, but I like them in the 3313 02:29:29.000 --> 02:29:31.959 same way that I like cheeriosm you know what I 3314 02:29:32.040 --> 02:29:35.799 mean to me, it's I'll get the I love the 3315 02:29:35.959 --> 02:29:41.319 contrast of Lucky charms. I love it too. The sweet dude. 3316 02:29:41.360 --> 02:29:44.479 I ironically really like the bland things in Lucky. 3317 02:29:45.520 --> 02:29:51.479 It works lightly of sugar on it. It's probably so 3318 02:29:51.639 --> 02:29:56.600 much like default erios are bland. Yeah, and I do 3319 02:29:56.760 --> 02:29:58.520 like those too. I like rice a lot, and rice 3320 02:29:58.520 --> 02:30:00.879 it's probably the this fucking it is. 3321 02:30:01.000 --> 02:30:03.000 I mean, I wonder because like, what kind of rice 3322 02:30:03.000 --> 02:30:04.360 do you get? What's your favorite? 3323 02:30:04.600 --> 02:30:10.159 Brown? Rice? Mostly now mostly brown, just to be like 3324 02:30:10.280 --> 02:30:12.920 fucking slightly slightly bit better about eating. 3325 02:30:13.000 --> 02:30:16.399 But I prefer just some nice like what kind of 3326 02:30:16.600 --> 02:30:18.799 like because like say, I used to be a jasmine 3327 02:30:18.879 --> 02:30:22.280 rice guys good, but then Jojo would get Boss Madi 3328 02:30:22.280 --> 02:30:23.079 and it fucked me up. 3329 02:30:23.079 --> 02:30:25.479 I was like, this is way better than jasmine. Anybody 3330 02:30:25.559 --> 02:30:25.799 tell me. 3331 02:30:26.479 --> 02:30:27.319 He's good as well too. 3332 02:30:27.559 --> 02:30:29.680 It smells amazing when it's cooked. I didn't even know 3333 02:30:29.760 --> 02:30:31.280 that because I never got it. I'm like, all right, 3334 02:30:31.399 --> 02:30:34.280 what's the that they give you at Zanku? That's probably 3335 02:30:34.280 --> 02:30:36.000 buz many rice. That that's good. 3336 02:30:36.239 --> 02:30:37.399 I love stuff. 3337 02:30:37.479 --> 02:30:39.680 It smells so good. I don't know what rice I 3338 02:30:39.680 --> 02:30:39.959 don't like. 3339 02:30:40.040 --> 02:30:41.600 I was like, I didn't even know, because usually my 3340 02:30:41.680 --> 02:30:44.879 mom would get like just a regular long grain, very plain, 3341 02:30:45.079 --> 02:30:47.159 nothing to it's kind of what I get. Yeah, but 3342 02:30:47.280 --> 02:30:49.840 then Jasmine, I like Jazzmine's consistency a little bit better. 3343 02:30:50.159 --> 02:30:52.479 And then but I can't do anything about bos Mady. 3344 02:30:52.520 --> 02:30:57.399 Now it's crazy like eight Indians and like that. 3345 02:30:57.559 --> 02:31:00.479 Well, no, I don't whatever rice makes sticky rice got however, 3346 02:31:00.639 --> 02:31:03.719 whatever kind of rice, whatever that is that rice grain is, 3347 02:31:04.280 --> 02:31:05.559 I would eat that all day. 3348 02:31:05.959 --> 02:31:12.680 I would stick that ship awesome will come yum, just 3349 02:31:12.760 --> 02:31:16.319 somebody busting on your rice before you know it sticks together. 3350 02:31:16.559 --> 02:31:20.040 Did you see that video, by the way, Oh my god, 3351 02:31:21.239 --> 02:31:23.120 So the most cringe video I've seen in my entire 3352 02:31:23.200 --> 02:31:25.879 fucking life. Probably there's a I think you saw it 3353 02:31:26.280 --> 02:31:29.840 it was did you see it in the Tesla? So 3354 02:31:29.920 --> 02:31:31.920 there's a guy in a tesla. Yeah, there's a guy 3355 02:31:32.000 --> 02:31:35.600 in a tesla and he's using uh grack ai and 3356 02:31:35.719 --> 02:31:38.600 he's like, he's basically he's like, all right, let's try 3357 02:31:38.639 --> 02:31:42.559 out grock AI and he's just basically like, you haven't 3358 02:31:42.559 --> 02:31:43.520 seen this not at all. 3359 02:31:43.680 --> 02:31:48.399 I'm curious on it's it's h I wish he did. 3360 02:31:48.680 --> 02:31:50.360 It is one of the roughest. 3361 02:31:50.959 --> 02:31:53.399 To be fair, I didn't finish the video because. 3362 02:31:53.440 --> 02:31:55.079 It's it's hard. It's hard. 3363 02:31:55.360 --> 02:31:56.959 One of the main reasons why, Yes, one of the 3364 02:31:57.040 --> 02:31:59.239 main reasons why I didn't finish it is because it's uh. 3365 02:31:59.600 --> 02:32:01.719 Ethan Ralph did something very similar. 3366 02:32:01.799 --> 02:32:04.559 Actually basically the exact same thing. So as soon as 3367 02:32:04.639 --> 02:32:07.280 I saw this setup, I was like I immediately I 3368 02:32:07.360 --> 02:32:08.239 was like, this is so gay. 3369 02:32:08.360 --> 02:32:08.879 No, I'm done. 3370 02:32:09.440 --> 02:32:11.000 So are you are you ready? 3371 02:32:11.159 --> 02:32:14.600 Yeah, I'm gonna apologize to the audience here because this 3372 02:32:14.799 --> 02:32:17.959 is I'm not even exaggerating. This really hurt me, like 3373 02:32:18.079 --> 02:32:21.360 it like I haven't cringed to a point where So 3374 02:32:21.719 --> 02:32:24.959 let's let's so, this is a guy in his Tesla 3375 02:32:25.120 --> 02:32:26.719 testing out GROCKI in the tesla. 3376 02:32:27.479 --> 02:32:33.840 So cool, let's test so cool rocket. Good morning, bitch, 3377 02:32:36.559 --> 02:32:39.120 good fucking morning to you too. You just crave bastard. 3378 02:32:39.639 --> 02:32:41.840 What's the vibe today? I want to talk about jacking 3379 02:32:41.840 --> 02:32:44.280 off in Tesla or shoving something wild up your ass 3380 02:32:44.360 --> 02:32:47.840 to kickstart this glorious Linthicum Hight sunrise. I'm ready to 3381 02:32:47.879 --> 02:32:50.280 get nasty and start a goddamn riot. So hit me 3382 02:32:50.360 --> 02:32:57.280 with your most unhinged bullshit fucke riot. Hell yeah, some motherfucker, 3383 02:32:57.360 --> 02:32:59.040 let's burn it all down. I can't. 3384 02:32:59.079 --> 02:33:00.760 I can't go anymore. I can't go anymore. 3385 02:33:00.799 --> 02:33:04.559 I the hearing the fuck yeah riot thing kind of 3386 02:33:05.399 --> 02:33:09.360 it made like I was like my soul wanted so 3387 02:33:09.399 --> 02:33:11.040 I can actually see how it is. 3388 02:33:11.319 --> 02:33:16.600 It's yes, well the whole it's just so clearly Elon's 3389 02:33:16.680 --> 02:33:19.360 personality of just like I think cursing is funny, yes, 3390 02:33:20.360 --> 02:33:23.120 and yeah, man, it's just so like I'm so we're 3391 02:33:23.159 --> 02:33:25.959 so counterculture and it's like yeah, yeah. 3392 02:33:25.799 --> 02:33:28.959 Ryan, Like how old are your face? Is crazy? 3393 02:33:30.600 --> 02:33:32.799 Yeah, you depraved bastard. 3394 02:33:33.000 --> 02:33:34.799 You think there's a point where like it calls him 3395 02:33:34.799 --> 02:33:36.719 a filthy genius or something, and I'm just like, what, 3396 02:33:37.040 --> 02:33:39.440 that's not even like a I don't. 3397 02:33:39.280 --> 02:33:42.239 Know, man, It's it's these insult Tesla people. Man. 3398 02:33:42.479 --> 02:33:43.600 It's the it is. 3399 02:33:43.959 --> 02:33:47.120 I'm not even exaggerating it is. It is the most 3400 02:33:47.159 --> 02:33:50.799 i've cringed at something and felt it in many, many, 3401 02:33:50.959 --> 02:33:53.879 many many years. Yeah, I was that there are people 3402 02:33:53.959 --> 02:33:55.079 like that at all. 3403 02:33:55.200 --> 02:33:59.680 Ethan Ralph was consulted. Basically, groc has become his co host. 3404 02:34:00.920 --> 02:34:03.280 That's it's bad and at one point he was just 3405 02:34:03.360 --> 02:34:05.520 having rock whisper like sexy stuff. 3406 02:34:05.559 --> 02:34:08.920 Imagine being so unlikable that you can only turn to 3407 02:34:09.000 --> 02:34:12.559 a manufactured person for real, into. 3408 02:34:12.440 --> 02:34:16.079 A sty for real. That's exactly what is Did they do? 3409 02:34:16.239 --> 02:34:18.200 Didn't he open like a Tesla diner or something like that? 3410 02:34:18.399 --> 02:34:21.120 I had? Yeah, I think I heard something like you know, yeah, 3411 02:34:21.200 --> 02:34:23.440 I think, oh, it's it's in West Hollywood, one of 3412 02:34:23.479 --> 02:34:25.559 the hose, one of the hose. 3413 02:34:26.920 --> 02:34:29.319 I'm curious about that. I wonder what they would even sell. 3414 02:34:29.440 --> 02:34:32.959 Yeah, I saw a twelve dollar bacon. I saw a 3415 02:34:33.040 --> 02:34:34.239 twelve dollars strip of bacon. 3416 02:34:34.920 --> 02:34:35.159 Wow. 3417 02:34:35.520 --> 02:34:36.879 Yeah, because I was like, what the fuck is this? 3418 02:34:36.920 --> 02:34:40.000 Sounds like a steal let me. I can find it 3419 02:34:40.000 --> 02:34:42.200 because I remember seeing that going around. I'm like, what 3420 02:34:42.280 --> 02:34:43.440 the fuck is this? You're targe. 3421 02:34:44.159 --> 02:34:46.600 I would lose, you know, I lost my ship in 3422 02:34:46.799 --> 02:34:50.159 Vegas for our friend's Batchfoot party because I was like 3423 02:34:50.280 --> 02:34:55.760 drunk and I wanted pizza and the fucking slice was 3424 02:34:55.879 --> 02:34:58.319 like ten bucks, and that to me was egregious. 3425 02:34:59.079 --> 02:35:00.920 Yes, and I was like loud about it, and I 3426 02:35:00.920 --> 02:35:01.799 always got beat up. 3427 02:35:02.000 --> 02:35:05.680 Twelve dollars for a strip of bacons, okay, send me 3428 02:35:05.760 --> 02:35:09.319 an assassinating To be fair, it looks like it's like five. 3429 02:35:09.239 --> 02:35:15.760 Pieces, so oh, I'm sorry, four oh four. 3430 02:35:15.639 --> 02:35:19.159 Strips of maple glaze black pepper bacon, served with choice 3431 02:35:19.200 --> 02:35:23.079 of dip. And that's twelve dollars for slices of bacon. 3432 02:35:23.120 --> 02:35:26.399 I'm like, no, thea the burger is twelve dollars and 3433 02:35:26.520 --> 02:35:28.239 it has slices of bacon on it. 3434 02:35:28.719 --> 02:35:31.520 Something about something about the four feels egregious to me. 3435 02:35:31.840 --> 02:35:32.760 It's fucking me. 3436 02:35:33.000 --> 02:35:35.760 Like if you did five, I would still find it annoying, 3437 02:35:36.120 --> 02:35:38.120 but like five at least feels like a well rounded 3438 02:35:38.239 --> 02:35:40.239 kind of like all right, a piece. 3439 02:35:40.239 --> 02:35:42.559 I don't know, a piece of bacon isn't worth three dollars. 3440 02:35:43.000 --> 02:35:46.000 No, I don't agree. Yeah, I don't think so either. 3441 02:35:46.159 --> 02:35:46.799 It's gotta be. 3442 02:35:48.440 --> 02:35:49.520 I'm sorry, like two dollars. 3443 02:35:49.879 --> 02:35:55.559 The Tesla Diner, Yeah, you go and get water. I 3444 02:35:55.680 --> 02:35:56.840 had a couple of water, Please. 3445 02:35:58.280 --> 02:35:58.479 Get it. 3446 02:35:58.600 --> 02:35:59.399 Just try and completely. 3447 02:36:00.159 --> 02:36:02.319 I mean, what really would be the is the Tesla 3448 02:36:02.399 --> 02:36:04.440 Dynal dining and dashing out of Tesla Dining would be 3449 02:36:04.479 --> 02:36:05.959 pretty good because I'm never going back. 3450 02:36:06.120 --> 02:36:06.639 That's true. 3451 02:36:06.879 --> 02:36:09.719 I felt like, or was I yesterday because I was 3452 02:36:09.760 --> 02:36:11.239 saying like, it would be so easy to do that 3453 02:36:12.319 --> 02:36:15.159 somewhere that I was never gonna go again because we 3454 02:36:15.319 --> 02:36:16.959 just got into the area and then we're trying out 3455 02:36:17.000 --> 02:36:20.280 a couple of new places. I think I think it 3456 02:36:20.360 --> 02:36:22.479 might have been that Kauhi place. Actually, I was just 3457 02:36:22.479 --> 02:36:27.120 talking about we just lea but then the food was 3458 02:36:27.120 --> 02:36:28.280 pretty good. I'm like, oh, I'll come back. 3459 02:36:28.520 --> 02:36:31.680 Yeah, fair, all right, let's uh but yeah, I had 3460 02:36:31.719 --> 02:36:34.879 to bring up that because I fucking it hurt me 3461 02:36:34.920 --> 02:36:36.239 and I can't be the only one suffering. 3462 02:36:36.559 --> 02:36:42.280 Oh yeah, dude, it isn't it isn't. Uh weho, that's crazy, 3463 02:36:42.799 --> 02:36:43.399 that's crazy. 3464 02:36:43.639 --> 02:36:44.600 Yeah I didn't. I didn't know. 3465 02:36:44.799 --> 02:36:47.159 Oh my god, just as soon as I zoom out, 3466 02:36:47.280 --> 02:36:48.959 just looking at the freeways makes want to vomit. 3467 02:36:49.239 --> 02:36:53.040 Look on that bro. Yeah, that's uh. 3468 02:36:53.559 --> 02:36:57.200 That's kind of a you know, the trade off where 3469 02:36:57.200 --> 02:36:58.760 it's like I'm in a I'm in an area that 3470 02:36:58.879 --> 02:37:02.799 I really like, but getting home it's like, Okay, it's 3471 02:37:02.879 --> 02:37:06.319 two days a week. Yeah, we coming here wasn't bad. 3472 02:37:06.399 --> 02:37:09.000 I'm also going to get that express lane thing take 3473 02:37:09.040 --> 02:37:11.120 the one ten absolutely so that'll. 3474 02:37:10.920 --> 02:37:12.399 Cut me some traffic. 3475 02:37:12.559 --> 02:37:14.120 How did it take you to get get up here? 3476 02:37:14.760 --> 02:37:19.280 Uh so because of that thing? It took me about it. 3477 02:37:19.440 --> 02:37:23.280 It took me an hour, so it norly So basically 3478 02:37:23.760 --> 02:37:27.000 the average will probably be like twenty five minutes. No no, no, 3479 02:37:27.079 --> 02:37:30.079 no no no from Fullerton absolutely not. Isn't that that's 3480 02:37:30.120 --> 02:37:32.520 not further with than Anheim, which would it was a 3481 02:37:32.559 --> 02:37:34.840 little bit before Anaheim. But I think your your memory 3482 02:37:35.159 --> 02:37:35.559 does is. 3483 02:37:35.559 --> 02:37:37.760 It because of the time? Should we go like earlier? 3484 02:37:38.719 --> 02:37:41.520 Well it would if we went like a half hour earlier. 3485 02:37:41.799 --> 02:37:45.639 I think that would help by maybe like ten to 3486 02:37:45.680 --> 02:37:49.360 fifteen minutes. I bet well, well, like we maybe we 3487 02:37:49.440 --> 02:37:53.680 can experiment. Yeah, we'll figure out later certainly not later 3488 02:37:54.040 --> 02:37:56.680 later because later because later it's like I'm talking about 3489 02:37:56.680 --> 02:37:59.280 like afternoon time, like coming here around because come because 3490 02:37:59.559 --> 02:38:02.639 after noon is like because isn't it like are you 3491 02:38:03.319 --> 02:38:03.639 live here? 3492 02:38:03.959 --> 02:38:06.719 Isn't even the worst like going into evening times so much? 3493 02:38:06.840 --> 02:38:08.920 So? I mean, I mean so after six is when 3494 02:38:08.959 --> 02:38:09.959 it starts calming down. 3495 02:38:10.680 --> 02:38:13.799 Yeah, so the worst is you know when when the 3496 02:38:13.959 --> 02:38:17.440 the nine to get off, like anything anything past three 3497 02:38:17.559 --> 02:38:22.200 pm is fucked like, so basically me getting home this 3498 02:38:22.360 --> 02:38:26.479 time is gonna suck, dick, but it's I'm getting I'll 3499 02:38:26.479 --> 02:38:28.680 at least be on the tail end of the the 3500 02:38:28.760 --> 02:38:30.959 first shifters that are getting off, like the six to 3501 02:38:31.040 --> 02:38:33.559 three years, I'll be on the tail end of them 3502 02:38:33.600 --> 02:38:36.719 getting off, So won't be as bad as if I like, oh, 3503 02:38:37.159 --> 02:38:39.040 the four thirty. I used to get off at four thirty, 3504 02:38:39.040 --> 02:38:42.920 and that was a fucking nightmare. Driving from uh Glendale 3505 02:38:43.000 --> 02:38:47.559 to Hassiena Heights took fucking forever thirty miles and. 3506 02:38:47.600 --> 02:38:50.159 It took like fucking I know, yeah it takes five years. 3507 02:38:50.280 --> 02:38:53.719 Yeah, anyway, Frank and Tubby wrote in he says, uh, 3508 02:38:54.319 --> 02:38:58.239 what's up, Skinny Fat, Big Fat, and Obi saga when 3509 02:38:58.280 --> 02:39:00.920 you all praising good food, tell us the worst dish 3510 02:39:00.959 --> 02:39:03.200 you ever had? Is it comparable to the chicken that 3511 02:39:03.280 --> 02:39:06.239 Joe or whichever or whichever friend had. I still think 3512 02:39:06.280 --> 02:39:09.120 about that dish sometimes, where like or not the chicken 3513 02:39:09.159 --> 02:39:12.000 that Joe had. But like the time I ordered something. 3514 02:39:11.959 --> 02:39:13.799 I remember that That's what I was thinking about it, 3515 02:39:13.799 --> 02:39:14.920 Like you couldn't know what the fuck it was. 3516 02:39:15.079 --> 02:39:18.040 I did like I walked outside. I guess it must 3517 02:39:18.079 --> 02:39:20.319 have been like two Postmates people arriving at the same time. 3518 02:39:20.920 --> 02:39:24.360 We got our order switched. It looked like mine, It 3519 02:39:24.440 --> 02:39:25.639 looked like it was coming from the place that I 3520 02:39:25.719 --> 02:39:27.479 usually order from. I picked it up, I got it, 3521 02:39:27.719 --> 02:39:30.840 and it was the most offensive thing I've ever smelled 3522 02:39:30.840 --> 02:39:31.319 in my life. 3523 02:39:31.680 --> 02:39:33.319 I don't know what the fuck that shit was, man, 3524 02:39:33.360 --> 02:39:33.879 it was something. 3525 02:39:34.000 --> 02:39:35.079 It was something peculiar. 3526 02:39:35.159 --> 02:39:38.360 I wish I should have recorded it or something, because 3527 02:39:38.360 --> 02:39:39.200 I really I don't. 3528 02:39:39.360 --> 02:39:41.520 I still don't know what it is. But I had 3529 02:39:41.520 --> 02:39:43.159 a little bit. I think I had like a bite 3530 02:39:43.200 --> 02:39:43.600 of it, and I. 3531 02:39:43.639 --> 02:39:48.440 Was like, this is you actually tasted it? Joe Joe 3532 02:39:48.520 --> 02:39:52.079 had Joe had it. I gave it to Joe and 3533 02:39:52.120 --> 02:39:53.040 I think Joe just hate it. 3534 02:39:53.159 --> 02:39:53.840 You just finished. 3535 02:39:55.840 --> 02:39:57.639 But I was curious that it was. 3536 02:39:57.719 --> 02:39:59.200 I was like, this is insane. 3537 02:40:00.680 --> 02:40:02.440 That shi It was terrible. I think we had to 3538 02:40:02.680 --> 02:40:05.319 like that was like in the walls of the apartment 3539 02:40:05.360 --> 02:40:05.879 for weeks. 3540 02:40:08.680 --> 02:40:11.000 Wow, what is the worst I ever had in my 3541 02:40:11.079 --> 02:40:12.360 life that I'm like by eight And I was like, 3542 02:40:12.440 --> 02:40:14.600 this is disgusting. Yeah, I don't think you know what. 3543 02:40:14.719 --> 02:40:16.280 I don't like crazy, you know what? I don't like, 3544 02:40:16.760 --> 02:40:19.120 just a bad opinion. I don't like conchas, man, I 3545 02:40:19.120 --> 02:40:20.280 don't know what I don't like. 3546 02:40:21.319 --> 02:40:24.479 Are like they're like how do you spell that? 3547 02:40:25.159 --> 02:40:31.680 Uh ceo and c h a. So conchas are like pastries. 3548 02:40:32.399 --> 02:40:36.200 They are like the Mexican brass sweet bread. Oh now 3549 02:40:36.399 --> 02:40:40.159 we make those. Puerto Ricans make these as well. They 3550 02:40:40.319 --> 02:40:44.120 taste so much better the Caribbean ones. The Mexican ones. 3551 02:40:44.159 --> 02:40:45.719 I don't know. I don't know if I've ever had 3552 02:40:45.799 --> 02:40:47.600 one of these. I don't know what the fuck are 3553 02:40:47.600 --> 02:40:50.239 the Mexican ones. They are so bad. I think it's 3554 02:40:50.239 --> 02:40:52.920 that I think it's the same bread as tortas for 3555 02:40:53.000 --> 02:40:54.760 the most part. Maybe no, no, I can't be because 3556 02:40:54.799 --> 02:40:55.959 torta bread is not sweet. 3557 02:40:56.280 --> 02:40:59.000 No, it's it's similar to balo maybe band. 3558 02:41:00.760 --> 02:41:01.280 Yeah, I don't know. 3559 02:41:01.879 --> 02:41:05.760 It's so gross. I hate Thortha's. Yeah, I like Ththa's. 3560 02:41:05.760 --> 02:41:06.200 I don't like. 3561 02:41:06.280 --> 02:41:08.280 I don't like freaking Oh my god, I want so 3562 02:41:08.360 --> 02:41:09.239 bad the. 3563 02:41:10.799 --> 02:41:12.639 I was talking about that we had. We had those 3564 02:41:13.520 --> 02:41:16.559 middle middle school. They're called taco pockets, but they're like. 3565 02:41:18.040 --> 02:41:20.120 Great, dude, there was a place there was a that's 3566 02:41:20.200 --> 02:41:20.959 just not what they are. 3567 02:41:21.360 --> 02:41:21.559 Yeah. 3568 02:41:22.200 --> 02:41:24.760 The building that we used to live in used to 3569 02:41:24.799 --> 02:41:27.280 have a food truck that came by every Tuesday, and 3570 02:41:27.319 --> 02:41:29.319 it was like really like it was super convenient. I 3571 02:41:29.520 --> 02:41:31.879 really missed that, actually I do, but yeah, because it 3572 02:41:31.920 --> 02:41:32.639 was always something different. 3573 02:41:32.639 --> 02:41:33.520 It was never like the same that. 3574 02:41:33.719 --> 02:41:36.600 Soul food when they had that time was great good. 3575 02:41:36.719 --> 02:41:38.840 They had a chicken and waffles truck that was surprisingly good. 3576 02:41:39.079 --> 02:41:40.799 And then they had an e banaa truck there once, 3577 02:41:40.840 --> 02:41:43.799 and it was just like I was losing my ship 3578 02:41:44.159 --> 02:41:46.719 at that because they had like the the the pivento 3579 02:41:46.719 --> 02:41:49.280 olives in it. They had like the fucking exactly how 3580 02:41:49.280 --> 02:41:52.120 I would make it like the ground beef, just like oh, 3581 02:41:52.959 --> 02:41:53.920 and then I never saw them again. 3582 02:41:53.959 --> 02:41:55.479 I should take a picture of it, just remember like 3583 02:41:55.520 --> 02:41:56.159 what the truck was. 3584 02:41:56.959 --> 02:41:59.200 So I didn't think. I just assumed they would be 3585 02:41:59.440 --> 02:42:00.479 back when they died. 3586 02:42:01.239 --> 02:42:02.399 They probably did over COVID. 3587 02:42:02.399 --> 02:42:05.319 They probably fucking to the point they couldn't well I 3588 02:42:05.399 --> 02:42:09.159 was doing during COVID, that's true. I remember the name 3589 02:42:09.200 --> 02:42:11.920 of that fucking place that the fucking brought the soul balls. 3590 02:42:11.920 --> 02:42:13.719 So I always took a picture of the trucks for 3591 02:42:14.440 --> 02:42:17.319 that very reason. Yeah, smart, You're smart. That's why I 3592 02:42:17.360 --> 02:42:19.559 didn't do this because they they're like, oh, well it's gone. 3593 02:42:20.040 --> 02:42:21.360 Oh I know what the worst. 3594 02:42:21.719 --> 02:42:24.360 I didn't have it because I had like a spider 3595 02:42:24.440 --> 02:42:27.040 sense telling me I shouldn't have it. But like for 3596 02:42:27.159 --> 02:42:30.479 one of the last stand the Sacred shows, I think 3597 02:42:30.520 --> 02:42:32.799 it was in Houston or Dallas, I can't remember. We 3598 02:42:32.840 --> 02:42:34.719 were in one of the I think Houston, but like 3599 02:42:35.360 --> 02:42:38.399 we went out after the show and there was there 3600 02:42:38.479 --> 02:42:39.719 was a food truck. 3601 02:42:39.600 --> 02:42:40.600 That was making pizza. 3602 02:42:41.680 --> 02:42:43.879 We're like, oh, what the fuck is this? This is crazy? 3603 02:42:43.959 --> 02:42:45.520 And I think I had like some slogan that made 3604 02:42:45.559 --> 02:42:46.680 me want to try because I was just like, that 3605 02:42:46.719 --> 02:42:51.520 looks so weird. And Dustin got one and I got one. 3606 02:42:52.680 --> 02:42:54.600 And I'm not even exaggerating to you. It was gray, 3607 02:42:56.319 --> 02:42:57.399 Like the cheese was gray. 3608 02:42:58.280 --> 02:42:59.840 I don't even know how cheese grays. 3609 02:43:00.120 --> 02:43:04.319 Yeah, no, like how through age, I don't know. Like 3610 02:43:04.840 --> 02:43:07.079 it looked like it was gray scaling, like it looked 3611 02:43:07.120 --> 02:43:08.840 like it was like in the past. As I was 3612 02:43:08.879 --> 02:43:10.719 looking at it, it was it was truly crazy and 3613 02:43:10.760 --> 02:43:13.479 I was like, I I'm not gonna eat this. I 3614 02:43:13.520 --> 02:43:15.559 think Dustin had it, but like you didn't like it? 3615 02:43:16.000 --> 02:43:18.399 I would, that's crazy? Why would you? Whyould you eat it? Were. 3616 02:43:18.479 --> 02:43:20.280 I mean, we were drunk and kind of we're not drunk, 3617 02:43:20.319 --> 02:43:22.239 but like, you know, we were. We were we were 3618 02:43:22.280 --> 02:43:24.000 having some drinks and we were just hungry. We needed 3619 02:43:24.040 --> 02:43:28.600 food and Houston isn't exactly a thriving Yeah, it's not 3620 02:43:28.639 --> 02:43:29.959 New York. I'm not gonna be able to get sushi 3621 02:43:30.120 --> 02:43:34.200 like midnight, you know. So we had the pizza truck 3622 02:43:34.239 --> 02:43:36.360 and that was it. And the way he handed it 3623 02:43:36.440 --> 02:43:38.280 to us was crazy. I remember too, because he was 3624 02:43:38.319 --> 02:43:42.479 just like, like so ungrateful for the fact that we 3625 02:43:42.520 --> 02:43:44.399 were business. 3626 02:43:44.520 --> 02:43:45.319 Yeah, that's crazy. 3627 02:43:46.040 --> 02:43:49.319 But yeah, I don't really have a great example of 3628 02:43:49.639 --> 02:43:53.159 something truly disgusting, at least I think I would remember. 3629 02:43:53.760 --> 02:43:56.760 I was a little bit repulsed by I was hanging 3630 02:43:56.799 --> 02:43:59.760 out with this girl and she oh we went to 3631 02:44:00.840 --> 02:44:05.079 and an Anaheim. Yeah, and uh yeah, I guess for 3632 02:44:05.159 --> 02:44:06.399 people that don't know what Roscoes is. 3633 02:44:06.479 --> 02:44:11.559 Well, there's another roscos Oh wow, Roscoe's flower I purium. Oh, well, 3634 02:44:12.879 --> 02:44:15.479 ignore him, get to you. Yeah, and they're eating there. Unfortunately, 3635 02:44:16.000 --> 02:44:19.680 Roscoe's insurance. I've ever gotten in churns from there. Unfortunately. 3636 02:44:20.959 --> 02:44:26.200 Where was I I went? I went there Roscoe's Urgent Care. Guys. 3637 02:44:26.360 --> 02:44:30.559 Please you know, so you know Asians eat everything right, 3638 02:44:31.280 --> 02:44:35.120 what you know? You know, they they're not anything like us. 3639 02:44:35.239 --> 02:44:38.680 I see like a live octopus yea, as it's crying 3640 02:44:38.719 --> 02:44:40.879 and like writing a sign that says police do please 3641 02:44:40.920 --> 02:44:44.040 help me. This is so cool, I think, and I feel, 3642 02:44:44.040 --> 02:44:45.760 and I'm thinking about this right now as you're doing 3643 02:44:45.799 --> 02:44:46.040 it to me. 3644 02:44:46.159 --> 02:44:47.920 They read it and they just squeeze harder. 3645 02:44:48.079 --> 02:44:53.319 Yeah, and then types out it writes out, now do 3646 02:44:53.360 --> 02:44:56.079 you fucking Octopus City? 3647 02:44:57.840 --> 02:45:01.000 There's like a settlement of OCTOPI oh yeah, Like I 3648 02:45:01.079 --> 02:45:02.680 think I'm not even joking, Like it was like off 3649 02:45:02.719 --> 02:45:04.840 the coast of like I think Octo City? 3650 02:45:06.000 --> 02:45:13.200 What Octo City? You know? What's crazy is that? 3651 02:45:13.319 --> 02:45:16.120 Like you said that, and I thought you might be 3652 02:45:16.280 --> 02:45:18.479 right because then there were two settlements and one of 3653 02:45:18.520 --> 02:45:20.920 them was like Octopolis and the other one was like, 3654 02:45:21.680 --> 02:45:25.319 I don't know, something o Stantonople or something, I don't know, something. 3655 02:45:25.159 --> 02:45:27.239 Like that should have been Octo City. Man. It's like 3656 02:45:27.760 --> 02:45:31.000 you ever hear that R. Kelly song Gotham City? No? 3657 02:45:31.479 --> 02:45:34.280 Yeah, it was of course the Batman in Forever song. 3658 02:45:34.440 --> 02:45:37.879 Oh like I forgot Now what's going through my head 3659 02:45:38.000 --> 02:45:40.920 is like the chorus instead of saying Gotham City saying 3660 02:45:40.959 --> 02:45:41.559 Octo City. 3661 02:45:41.959 --> 02:45:48.520 So it's like, uh r Kelly with tentacles Octo City 3662 02:45:51.120 --> 02:45:53.399 or whatever the fuck. So I think that in a 3663 02:45:53.440 --> 02:45:55.239 different universe, it's Octo Kelly. 3664 02:46:00.000 --> 02:46:04.440 And he's pissing on fucking eight fucking fourteen year old OCTOPI. 3665 02:46:05.520 --> 02:46:07.879 If you piss on eight fourteen year olds, the ages 3666 02:46:07.920 --> 02:46:09.920 actually add up to over age of consent. 3667 02:46:09.959 --> 02:46:12.440 So it's fine. Yeah, that's why you got away with that. Yeah, 3668 02:46:12.479 --> 02:46:14.040 that's why they let him off. That's why the jury 3669 02:46:14.280 --> 02:46:15.399 of his peers let him off. 3670 02:46:17.360 --> 02:46:21.079 Like the facts of the matter are, if you add 3671 02:46:21.159 --> 02:46:23.000 all the if you add all the defender's agents together, 3672 02:46:23.040 --> 02:46:23.840 they're well above. 3673 02:46:23.680 --> 02:46:28.879 Legally, You're like, you are Octo free to go? They 3674 02:46:28.959 --> 02:46:35.360 put yeah, they do an Octy oh man, Yeah yeah, 3675 02:46:35.440 --> 02:46:37.799 whatever whatever. I don't even know what I was gonna say. 3676 02:46:40.399 --> 02:46:43.079 Read the names. I'm Octo man. 3677 02:46:43.479 --> 02:46:45.040 Feeling really Octo tired right now. 3678 02:46:48.399 --> 02:46:49.000 Terrible pitch. 3679 02:46:49.239 --> 02:46:50.079 We should try to like. 3680 02:46:50.120 --> 02:46:52.840 Pitch this show to like a fucking we should try 3681 02:46:52.879 --> 02:46:54.680 to like make a pitch bible, like a pitch deck, 3682 02:46:55.479 --> 02:46:56.920 like bring it to Netflix or Something's like I got 3683 02:46:56.959 --> 02:46:59.600 an idea, guy's Octo City and it's there's octopuses in 3684 02:46:59.639 --> 02:47:02.079 a city, and uh, they put Octa in front of 3685 02:47:02.120 --> 02:47:02.920 things and that's the show. 3686 02:47:03.399 --> 02:47:04.559 Great, how much we need a million? 3687 02:47:06.799 --> 02:47:08.399 Well, well I'll settle for one. 3688 02:47:08.520 --> 02:47:11.159 Nine hundred nine hundred million dollars right now. That's it. 3689 02:47:11.239 --> 02:47:11.799 That's all you need. 3690 02:47:12.040 --> 02:47:15.360 That's the only give you maybe like ten grand for 3691 02:47:15.520 --> 02:47:16.479 like the entire season. 3692 02:47:18.680 --> 02:47:22.040 I guess, yeah, we did. We just pocket the buddy 3693 02:47:22.440 --> 02:47:24.399 and we do everything. So we just do a home video. 3694 02:47:24.719 --> 02:47:26.760 We don't even use the cameras that like are are 3695 02:47:26.879 --> 02:47:30.600 like supposed to be used for like like we'll just 3696 02:47:30.760 --> 02:47:33.399 use like a JBC cam quarter JV. 3697 02:47:33.479 --> 02:47:34.200 So we're doing like they did. 3698 02:47:34.200 --> 02:47:39.040 The Pilot's always Sonny fucking seven man seventy eight to eighty. 3699 02:47:38.920 --> 02:47:42.319 I two eighty. 3700 02:47:42.520 --> 02:47:48.639 I then interlace statements, Oh my god, all right, we're 3701 02:47:48.639 --> 02:47:50.840 gonna go onto, We're gonna go on to names. 3702 02:47:50.920 --> 02:47:53.920 Yeah, we're fucking losing the plot times I watched for eighty. 3703 02:47:55.360 --> 02:47:59.520 I watched a Lebron Slam Dunk compilation for almost twenty 3704 02:47:59.600 --> 02:48:01.879 minutes before I realized I was in four eighty. 3705 02:48:02.000 --> 02:48:04.440 I was like, what the fuck am I doing? Because 3706 02:48:04.479 --> 02:48:07.079 I put it in just to save us bandwidth. 3707 02:48:07.360 --> 02:48:10.200 If I was playing something and then I stopped playing 3708 02:48:10.280 --> 02:48:12.520 something and I watched almost the entire thing With that. 3709 02:48:13.079 --> 02:48:15.040 I was like, I remember doing that with porn for 3710 02:48:15.120 --> 02:48:16.680 a while, where I would like I would I would 3711 02:48:16.719 --> 02:48:20.559 make porn like the lowest quality possible. Yeah, added something 3712 02:48:22.879 --> 02:48:26.159 go four P I think technically is the lowest. Well 3713 02:48:26.159 --> 02:48:29.440 I guess one P is the lowest, but like generally 3714 02:48:29.520 --> 02:48:30.200 things are, uh. 3715 02:48:30.360 --> 02:48:33.840 Yeah, you can. I wonder if my does my editing 3716 02:48:33.920 --> 02:48:35.600 sofer have that ability to do that? 3717 02:48:36.319 --> 02:48:38.360 I'm sure yeah, or do I just have to keep 3718 02:48:38.479 --> 02:48:42.000 probably to make something until it turns that fucking quality. 3719 02:48:43.200 --> 02:48:45.040 Do that for one of the shows that would take 3720 02:48:45.120 --> 02:48:45.920 a long time. 3721 02:48:46.360 --> 02:48:48.000 Okay, this is what I'm gonna just appreciate that. 3722 02:48:48.120 --> 02:48:51.280 I'm gonna take one minute, one minute of the beginning 3723 02:48:51.639 --> 02:48:54.520 of the episode, one octo minute, Yeah, one octo minute, 3724 02:48:54.600 --> 02:48:57.239 and then that's eight minutes octo render it like one 3725 02:48:57.360 --> 02:49:00.360 hundred times eight minutes. What I what else gonna look, 3726 02:49:00.360 --> 02:49:04.319 I'm gonna render it like I'll render it thirty times. 3727 02:49:04.360 --> 02:49:06.079 I was gonna get crazy. I'm gonna say a hundred 3728 02:49:06.079 --> 02:49:10.600 times octo thirty octo thirty, which is forty times. 3729 02:49:10.680 --> 02:49:12.559 Yeah, I can't stop octo bating. 3730 02:49:14.440 --> 02:49:18.440 That's eight masterbate five figures. That's eight masturbate. 3731 02:49:18.639 --> 02:49:21.079 No, it's just masturbating, but with octo in front doctor 3732 02:49:21.319 --> 02:49:23.559 yeah eight yeah, but like that doesn't matter. 3733 02:49:24.079 --> 02:49:27.360 What it doesn't matter. Yeah, it wasn't. Why is it 3734 02:49:27.440 --> 02:49:30.040 Octa because it's we're in Octo city, baby, were in 3735 02:49:30.239 --> 02:49:41.680 eight city city of every bedroom is an eight bedroom, 3736 02:49:41.719 --> 02:49:44.200 so one bedrooms eight bedroom, but two bedrooms of sixteen 3737 02:49:44.280 --> 02:49:47.559 bedrooms in piece Octa Osborne. 3738 02:49:47.840 --> 02:49:54.239 Yeah, Octa oct Octavius whatever, that's the name of the 3739 02:49:55.200 --> 02:49:58.399 Octobar as the octob. 3740 02:50:02.840 --> 02:50:06.079 I can't believe that I'm riding off the rails on 3741 02:50:06.239 --> 02:50:28.079 eight crazy drinks, the rails, crazy, the sheer, forcing that excess. 3742 02:50:30.440 --> 02:50:32.559 God bless America. All Right, we're gonna read the uh, 3743 02:50:33.600 --> 02:50:36.319 we're gonna read the names now. I remember, I don't 3744 02:50:36.360 --> 02:50:39.200 even know what today's episode was. We're gonna go go 3745 02:50:39.280 --> 02:50:42.319 to Patronic complast of snark Tank. Remember, don't be afraid 3746 02:50:43.000 --> 02:50:45.399 sometimes when you click on the link of which shows up, 3747 02:50:45.760 --> 02:50:49.040 don't mind it crazy, don't don't bother. It's not real, 3748 02:50:49.120 --> 02:50:52.959 I promise. Uh go over there, send us some money, 3749 02:50:53.040 --> 02:50:57.120 give us a dollar early ad free access exclusive episodes. 3750 02:50:57.159 --> 02:50:59.079 We just did. Probably should have said this, at the 3751 02:50:59.120 --> 02:51:00.479 top of the show. I remember it. 3752 02:51:00.559 --> 02:51:03.200 Next time we did a top ten games list of 3753 02:51:03.239 --> 02:51:06.280 all of us. It was fun to go through. That's 3754 02:51:06.319 --> 02:51:08.600 exclusive to Patreon. We can't make that public because there's 3755 02:51:08.600 --> 02:51:09.520 an N word in the middle of it. 3756 02:51:09.680 --> 02:51:14.040 So like it's good, it's good, Derek. Actually, come on, man, 3757 02:51:14.079 --> 02:51:16.719 I thought I said it. Well, No, I said at 3758 02:51:16.719 --> 02:51:20.479 the end. Actually I said at the end. Great, No, 3759 02:51:20.639 --> 02:51:23.559 in the beginning of the episode. Oh wait, maybe that 3760 02:51:23.719 --> 02:51:26.600 was the other extra, Ammo. I don't know. It was 3761 02:51:26.719 --> 02:51:29.840 the latest one. Yeah, the latest one you you said 3762 02:51:29.879 --> 02:51:34.239 at the end of the very beginning. Really yeah, damn, dude, 3763 02:51:34.319 --> 02:51:36.559 check Jack. 3764 02:51:36.719 --> 02:51:37.760 I've been saying it as much. 3765 02:51:37.799 --> 02:51:40.159 I'm proud of myself. I told them back a little bit. 3766 02:51:40.319 --> 02:51:42.000 I can't stop saying the octo in word. 3767 02:51:43.879 --> 02:51:46.159 I'm gonna say it before we leave it today. Word 3768 02:51:46.799 --> 02:51:48.680 for that, Derek, I'm gonna say that. Okay, that's cool, 3769 02:51:49.239 --> 02:51:49.680 that's great. 3770 02:51:49.719 --> 02:51:50.639 I'm glad that we're doing this. 3771 02:51:50.719 --> 02:51:51.040 Anyway. 3772 02:51:51.079 --> 02:51:55.360 Go over to Paton Star Tank the start Tank to shop. 3773 02:51:56.639 --> 02:51:57.040 For merch. 3774 02:51:57.879 --> 02:52:05.680 Count me down one, mister, massive fucking forehead profile picture 3775 02:52:06.120 --> 02:52:10.520 profile pictures, baby me. Let's see, it's a pretty normal 3776 02:52:10.559 --> 02:52:13.680 sized forehead for a little kid. It's big, but it's 3777 02:52:13.719 --> 02:52:16.719 like it's not like you don't got chrome doome exactly. 3778 02:52:24.680 --> 02:52:31.440 Eight seconds? Eight seconds? Jack, But I just wanted to 3779 02:52:31.600 --> 02:52:40.559 stop nightmare on section eight? Is that just every section eight? 3780 02:52:41.600 --> 02:52:44.520 That would be so much sadder than another one. A 3781 02:52:44.600 --> 02:52:47.399 picture fucking is promo pictures a Hitler with air pods 3782 02:52:47.440 --> 02:52:50.239 and a fad Oh, just the one when that HiT's 3783 02:52:50.280 --> 02:52:52.920 the Oh forgot about that ship where there was like 3784 02:52:53.000 --> 02:52:56.520 the the drip, the AirPod drip thing that was like 3785 02:52:56.600 --> 02:52:58.840 a thing for a minute, I remember Drippler. It was 3786 02:52:58.920 --> 02:53:05.079 like putting it on. Every Rippler is great. Yeah, that's clean, 3787 02:53:05.280 --> 02:53:08.639 that's fucking that man's a monster. That's fucking octo. 3788 02:53:08.760 --> 02:53:11.600 Awesome. Yeah, for a while at the air pod. 3789 02:53:14.280 --> 02:53:15.840 It falls apart, it falls apart. 3790 02:53:17.680 --> 02:53:23.440 It's just Octo. Hitler's basically air pods and waves like 3791 02:53:23.559 --> 02:53:26.760 for a while, like, oh I do remember that, Yeah, okay, but. 3792 02:53:29.280 --> 02:53:36.000 It was good. It looks good. Dominican, he does, he does, 3793 02:53:36.840 --> 02:53:42.840 he does, Doman Donalds Donalds Donald's. 3794 02:53:42.639 --> 02:53:49.399 Okay, okay, okay, that's crazy. All the dead Spider I 3795 02:53:49.520 --> 02:53:50.920 started balding at fourteen. 3796 02:53:51.239 --> 02:53:56.799 Jesus, that is sad. 3797 02:53:56.959 --> 02:53:58.840 My hairline has never been particularly good. And my hair 3798 02:53:58.840 --> 02:54:02.520 has always been kind of thin. But like that's fucking rough. 3799 02:54:04.520 --> 02:54:05.520 That is crazy. 3800 02:54:05.719 --> 02:54:07.239 Usually if you're not really going through it by the 3801 02:54:07.280 --> 02:54:09.239 time you're hit like twenty five, usually chilling. 3802 02:54:09.559 --> 02:54:10.799 I mean the way I've seen my dad, Like my 3803 02:54:10.920 --> 02:54:13.000 dad just has like thin hair, and it's just like 3804 02:54:13.000 --> 02:54:13.879 all right, I guess that's. 3805 02:54:13.879 --> 02:54:16.840 Yeah, it's all there, but it's thin. Yeah. Does your 3806 02:54:16.879 --> 02:54:20.520 mom have a lot of hair hair and isn't Yeah? Yeah, 3807 02:54:20.600 --> 02:54:22.120 I mean it's it's like you got it for your mother. 3808 02:54:22.120 --> 02:54:24.719 If I'm a saken, maybe well her hair is thin too, 3809 02:54:24.760 --> 02:54:25.920 like they're but they both have thin hair. 3810 02:54:26.079 --> 02:54:27.120 They both have like fine hair. 3811 02:54:27.239 --> 02:54:28.159 It's it is what it is. 3812 02:54:29.040 --> 02:54:31.280 But uh, if I started balling at fall fourteen, I 3813 02:54:31.280 --> 02:54:32.079 would have killed myself. 3814 02:54:33.040 --> 02:54:36.159 Yeah, that's not I could not be. I couldnot be 3815 02:54:36.360 --> 02:54:40.360 short blind and ball at fifty at fifteen, fucking like Luthras. 3816 02:54:43.159 --> 02:54:44.959 Whereas the dentist there, they were telling me too, it's 3817 02:54:45.000 --> 02:54:47.159 like you ever have brain? Do you ever have braces 3818 02:54:47.200 --> 02:54:48.879 when you're hair? I was like no, specifically, I said, 3819 02:54:48.879 --> 02:54:51.200 I said, I would never do that. Yeah, because I couldn't. 3820 02:54:51.280 --> 02:54:52.840 I simply couldn't afford that. 3821 02:54:53.120 --> 02:54:56.120 You just gotta suffer. You's gotta like no, I simply 3822 02:54:56.159 --> 02:54:56.840 I couldn't suffer. 3823 02:54:56.920 --> 02:55:01.719 I couldn't be short, blind, scrawny, on nerd and have 3824 02:55:01.920 --> 02:55:04.079 braces Like that was like the one saving grace for 3825 02:55:04.159 --> 02:55:05.200 me was that I didn't have braces. 3826 02:55:05.319 --> 02:55:07.479 Yeah, and I was like, at a certain moment, might 3827 02:55:07.520 --> 02:55:09.239 as well, you know, google full play, you know, because 3828 02:55:09.239 --> 02:55:10.120 you had all of other things. 3829 02:55:10.239 --> 02:55:11.600 Yeah, I'm sure that's what I was thinking of when 3830 02:55:11.639 --> 02:55:12.159 I was like eight. 3831 02:55:12.360 --> 02:55:13.079 Yeah, that's true. 3832 02:55:13.639 --> 02:55:15.559 It would be like now, I probably wouldn't made that 3833 02:55:15.879 --> 02:55:17.079 guarantee that he would. 3834 02:55:16.840 --> 02:55:18.040 Be get molested every day. 3835 02:55:18.159 --> 02:55:19.000 Yeah, that's crazy. 3836 02:55:19.639 --> 02:55:21.399 They walk into schools, would be like hey you you 3837 02:55:21.559 --> 02:55:30.959 you hey, hey, bully face, the other teachers behind you, 3838 02:55:31.040 --> 02:55:32.879 and then the principal just pushes you and you fall 3839 02:55:32.959 --> 02:55:33.319 over them. 3840 02:55:33.399 --> 02:55:36.000 Braces looks fucking crazy to me, Like like, I still 3841 02:55:36.040 --> 02:55:37.479 kind of don't really understand. 3842 02:55:37.319 --> 02:55:39.520 Different now to look like when we were younger, because 3843 02:55:40.079 --> 02:55:40.280 I was. 3844 02:55:40.879 --> 02:55:47.159 Crazy, looked genuinely like it looked like cyberpunk ship looks like. 3845 02:55:49.200 --> 02:55:50.760 I used to. 3846 02:55:50.879 --> 02:55:52.600 There was a moment where I liked braces when I 3847 02:55:52.639 --> 02:55:53.959 was a little kid. I'm like, I like to look 3848 02:55:54.000 --> 02:55:55.479 like all the girls all looks cute. There was like 3849 02:55:55.559 --> 02:55:57.799 these colors on them and ship like this. But then 3850 02:55:58.159 --> 02:56:01.959 I noticed something that people don't take care of their teeth. 3851 02:56:02.280 --> 02:56:04.959 Well that wear braces, and so you would see like 3852 02:56:05.200 --> 02:56:08.280 the food and so people they just don't do it 3853 02:56:08.280 --> 02:56:09.040 because it's in the way. 3854 02:56:09.079 --> 02:56:11.840 They have braces. You gotta brush your teeth, the bitch 3855 02:56:11.920 --> 02:56:14.280 to clean outld imagine also the moment you get hit 3856 02:56:14.319 --> 02:56:16.600 in your mouth you got braces, that ship changes your 3857 02:56:16.680 --> 02:56:20.879 fucking like some bullshit happened. That ship changes because all 3858 02:56:20.920 --> 02:56:22.639 my friends have brakes. That should happen to them. They 3859 02:56:22.719 --> 02:56:25.440 fell on their faces and then they had to pull 3860 02:56:25.600 --> 02:56:28.399 their lips off of their bracelet. 3861 02:56:28.840 --> 02:56:31.920 Jesus, I can imagine they just believe it. I feel 3862 02:56:32.040 --> 02:56:33.520 like that's I can't do that. 3863 02:56:33.680 --> 02:56:37.760 I had snake bikes, just regular, not even big deal, 3864 02:56:37.840 --> 02:56:41.479 nothing like races. Yeah, I got snake bit by face 3865 02:56:41.840 --> 02:56:46.040 no no, no piercings, so I know, snake bikes. 3866 02:56:48.840 --> 02:56:49.120 Or something like that. 3867 02:56:49.159 --> 02:56:55.040 I had a Prince Albert a few months I fell coward, 3868 02:56:55.879 --> 02:56:59.680 Oh you fell? How did you fall? They just fell out? 3869 02:57:01.680 --> 02:57:06.159 Did you fall down like a stairs on the rail And. 3870 02:57:06.159 --> 02:57:09.239 Then I'm sorry, I'm try that happened. 3871 02:57:09.280 --> 02:57:09.719 It's fine. 3872 02:57:09.959 --> 02:57:11.200 I had the chaplain for a little bit, and they 3873 02:57:11.239 --> 02:57:12.639 really try to go that. I don't even know what 3874 02:57:12.719 --> 02:57:15.840 that is. That's like when they pierced the polyps in 3875 02:57:15.879 --> 02:57:23.079 your anal gavity. You look in my asshole, there's like 3876 02:57:23.120 --> 02:57:25.040 a fucking like a jeweled section. 3877 02:57:25.239 --> 02:57:28.040 It looks like it looks like a Rockefeller on Christmas. 3878 02:57:28.120 --> 02:57:34.479 It's like, what the fuck Christmas time? I have a 3879 02:57:34.799 --> 02:57:38.799 jeweled asshole. I mean, I'm sure someone's got it. 3880 02:57:39.719 --> 02:57:44.760 It doesn't that colon I've seen personally. I paid. 3881 02:57:44.959 --> 02:57:50.799 I paid his only fans. It's interesting. So Blair Blair, 3882 02:57:51.559 --> 02:57:52.360 it's bigger than mine. 3883 02:57:53.920 --> 02:57:55.040 It's so funny that she blocks me. 3884 02:57:55.479 --> 02:57:57.959 She blocked all right, I think you said, will happen? 3885 02:57:57.959 --> 02:58:00.399 I remember, I genuinely don't know. I said nothing. 3886 02:58:00.719 --> 02:58:03.159 Hmm, that's weird. I wonder, Yeah, probably. 3887 02:58:02.879 --> 02:58:04.719 Because I was like vocal about critiquing the ship that 3888 02:58:05.360 --> 02:58:07.399 she probably aligns herself with, so she took it personally 3889 02:58:07.479 --> 02:58:07.840 like they all. 3890 02:58:08.360 --> 02:58:10.319 Yeah, you know, yeah, maybe she like muted me before 3891 02:58:10.319 --> 02:58:11.840 blocking me. I don't think she blocks. But when she 3892 02:58:12.159 --> 02:58:14.760 lies about a bunch of things, I mean, hers experience 3893 02:58:14.840 --> 02:58:21.559 and interesting, it's curious, curious ever, whatever, dude, whatever was 3894 02:58:21.639 --> 02:58:25.600 talk about pro lapsing ass kids shouldn't transition, And I 3895 02:58:25.600 --> 02:58:27.239 remember in a video a long time she was like, 3896 02:58:27.360 --> 02:58:29.840 I know I was TRANSLS five and I'm like, ok so, 3897 02:58:29.920 --> 02:58:32.920 oh so you're just lying then about kids shouldn't transition 3898 02:58:33.000 --> 02:58:36.040 when you were sure meaning that she knew. No, she's 3899 02:58:36.559 --> 02:58:41.479 she's not a melody. She's different, different her. She the 3900 02:58:41.520 --> 02:58:45.719 biggest cock. I mean, uh real, vener, I meant heart, 3901 02:58:46.200 --> 02:58:48.680 she's the biggest heart. She's the biggest throbbing heart that 3902 02:58:48.719 --> 02:58:52.040 I've ever seen. It looks like Chris Redfields are I 3903 02:58:52.120 --> 02:58:54.159 love her heart explodes on my face? 3904 02:58:55.920 --> 02:58:58.959 Sween is too dumb to be black? Chris gets his card? 3905 02:59:00.079 --> 02:59:02.280 What does that mean? What is it? What is the 3906 02:59:02.440 --> 02:59:04.559 philosophy of that sweet is too dumb to be black? 3907 02:59:04.639 --> 02:59:07.440 Is that? What? What does that mean? Is that like 3908 02:59:07.520 --> 02:59:11.920 a is that like a semi compliment? Yeah, like to 3909 02:59:11.959 --> 02:59:13.840 be black? And then you get the card? 3910 02:59:14.120 --> 02:59:18.479 Yeah, because I'm dumb. But I mean this is actually 3911 02:59:18.479 --> 02:59:22.159 confusing me somehow. So you you lose your blackness and 3912 02:59:22.200 --> 02:59:24.159 it's now transferred to you? Is that what's being said? 3913 02:59:24.239 --> 02:59:26.760 So because I'm so dumb, I lost my blackness? Cool? 3914 02:59:27.399 --> 02:59:34.680 Okay, you know, next time, thorough thorough explanation, find me 3915 02:59:34.760 --> 02:59:39.920 and sweans toothcap, Find me and means tooth gap, like 3916 02:59:40.000 --> 02:59:42.719 the end scene from Gently's the one defending him from 3917 02:59:42.760 --> 02:59:45.920 the meanies in the home on nice Rape, getting my 3918 02:59:46.040 --> 02:59:49.000 dick sucked by an elephant trunk Texas red Delta Gamma, 3919 02:59:49.120 --> 02:59:51.239 big gay beetlesucking beetle dig for the taste. 3920 02:59:52.200 --> 02:59:54.399 Uh literally fed this toddler last week? Why is this all? 3921 02:59:54.399 --> 02:59:56.440 Crying squimp his bugs clamil les quire the third, I'm 3922 02:59:56.479 --> 03:00:01.920 a cook, I am a hole mo oh cockpie. 3923 03:00:03.479 --> 03:00:13.920 Fagiohead, fagiohead, fagio ahead. Is so stupid you, sir? 3924 03:00:14.079 --> 03:00:19.280 Guild Master beatles hung his beetle girl. I'm akay load. 3925 03:00:21.719 --> 03:00:28.000 What the hell am I whatever? I drinks fucking queer, 3926 03:00:28.280 --> 03:00:28.600 I don't know. 3927 03:00:30.280 --> 03:00:31.479 I grow so long. 3928 03:00:32.360 --> 03:00:41.600 There we go. I want you to know the chorus 3929 03:00:51.319 --> 03:00:52.440 each calumbary. 3930 03:00:52.440 --> 03:00:55.120 You already search portal radio loop ten hours and go 3931 03:00:55.200 --> 03:00:56.239 to five hours nineteen minutes. 3932 03:00:56.280 --> 03:01:01.920 We did do this, some fucking guy, what ass king 3933 03:01:01.959 --> 03:01:04.040 ass ripper, king ass ribber of chorus? 3934 03:01:04.079 --> 03:01:04.760 I forget. 3935 03:01:07.559 --> 03:01:12.200 Forgot his mother's man. It's like it's like it's a 3936 03:01:12.399 --> 03:01:13.600 fake trucker voice to me. 3937 03:01:13.959 --> 03:01:19.879 Yeah, oh god, someone farting like that is funny because 3938 03:01:19.920 --> 03:01:26.200 it's like, if that person's real, they're dying. Yeah, he's 3939 03:01:26.239 --> 03:01:28.360 just lactose and tall and just drinks milk all day. 3940 03:01:28.639 --> 03:01:31.239 You die from that eventually, though, we get sick, you 3941 03:01:31.319 --> 03:01:32.399 get cross. 3942 03:01:32.079 --> 03:01:32.680 Sween said. 3943 03:01:33.040 --> 03:01:35.959 Sween said Rich starts at over five hundred k annually. 3944 03:01:36.000 --> 03:01:38.719 By the way, that's it's just crazy. 3945 03:01:38.959 --> 03:01:43.600 Uh. To the chorus of the Trooper by Iron Maiden Calm, 3946 03:01:45.280 --> 03:01:47.639 I really know that song. It's come. 3947 03:01:50.600 --> 03:01:52.520 Oh, it's it's all it's all caps. 3948 03:01:52.559 --> 03:01:55.000 If you if you'd gone up and down man, because 3949 03:01:55.040 --> 03:01:57.559 that's it, because it's just they're just going, oh yeah, 3950 03:01:58.680 --> 03:02:00.520 I'm going to kill a person with a mortar. Evil 3951 03:02:00.600 --> 03:02:03.319 of our Burden be like, don't take a look. It's 3952 03:02:03.479 --> 03:02:10.840 not in a book. Ignoring hailstorm, what is that? So 3953 03:02:11.120 --> 03:02:13.399 you probably be listening because take a look, it's in 3954 03:02:13.479 --> 03:02:16.680 a book reading Rainbow. So don't take a look. It's 3955 03:02:16.760 --> 03:02:19.200 not in a book, and instead of reading Rainbow would 3956 03:02:19.200 --> 03:02:23.200 be like listening hailstorm, or listening rainstorm that is, or 3957 03:02:23.280 --> 03:02:26.040 listening heat wave or oh, I didn't even I thought 3958 03:02:26.040 --> 03:02:28.239 about the band for some reason. I thought that was 3959 03:02:28.559 --> 03:02:33.120 because I didn't catch the first part yeah. Yeah, sucking 3960 03:02:33.399 --> 03:02:35.559 a storm is so stupid. 3961 03:02:35.799 --> 03:02:38.120 That's that's it was good until that part. That part 3962 03:02:38.360 --> 03:02:39.159 is really bad. 3963 03:02:39.840 --> 03:02:47.319 It's just a stretch anything. Look, I fucking gay reading Rainbow, 3964 03:02:48.840 --> 03:02:55.200 gay bro. Yeah we did it's reading reading gay people's quotes. 3965 03:02:57.000 --> 03:02:58.120 I loved reading Rainbow when. 3966 03:02:58.040 --> 03:02:58.559 I was little too. 3967 03:02:58.840 --> 03:03:00.680 I think I ever saw it. I I just knew 3968 03:03:00.719 --> 03:03:03.079 about it. I love LeVar Burton. He was really cool. 3969 03:03:03.239 --> 03:03:06.559 I thought that's funny. He was Toby in the Jordy LaForge. 3970 03:03:07.000 --> 03:03:13.000 Is his real name? Really? What the Star Trek? 3971 03:03:14.520 --> 03:03:16.440 Oh, that's all that's a Star Trek character. 3972 03:03:18.159 --> 03:03:23.360 I was so earnest. Really, you have a fake name. 3973 03:03:24.040 --> 03:03:26.360 LeVar burn is not like a nice enough name to 3974 03:03:26.479 --> 03:03:30.360 change your name to. Lvar Burton's a pretty good name. 3975 03:03:30.559 --> 03:03:33.399 It sounds good, but it's not like a you wouldn't 3976 03:03:33.479 --> 03:03:40.239 change Diesel. What's the name like Terry's Jack Sinclair. I 3977 03:03:40.319 --> 03:03:46.280 think it's the I think it's Mark Ray Ray Bonnie 3978 03:03:46.360 --> 03:03:49.440 bowt it was. I think it was Mark Ray Ray 3979 03:03:49.479 --> 03:03:52.120 almost Negro Thompson, but Negro Thompson. 3980 03:03:52.600 --> 03:03:54.799 I was born Baldy mcmuscle. Fuck now. 3981 03:03:58.399 --> 03:04:03.719 I know I wouldn't make it so Diesel, Diesel, Diesel truck. 3982 03:04:05.319 --> 03:04:11.520 That's crazy. Vin Sanity Diesel tru Vin Sanity, Like there's something. Uh, 3983 03:04:12.200 --> 03:04:15.719 Vince Carter and they called Vince Carter that like lyn Sanity. 3984 03:04:16.079 --> 03:04:18.840 But I think Vince Sanity and Lynz lint I forgot 3985 03:04:18.840 --> 03:04:22.040 about German. What about Jeremy Lynn, the fucking the only 3986 03:04:22.440 --> 03:04:23.920 other Asian superstar? 3987 03:04:24.360 --> 03:04:24.479 Uh? 3988 03:04:24.600 --> 03:04:26.280 Because he had he had a He had a wick 3989 03:04:26.319 --> 03:04:26.879 in the moment. 3990 03:04:27.479 --> 03:04:29.120 And that was cool though, that was good for you. 3991 03:04:29.520 --> 03:04:33.440 He was the Knicks, Nick, I like the. 3992 03:04:37.559 --> 03:04:42.120 Awesome if they were all named Nick, literally my favorite 3993 03:04:42.399 --> 03:04:43.159 ball team ever. 3994 03:04:43.200 --> 03:04:45.360 If they managed that they have every single we can't 3995 03:04:45.399 --> 03:04:47.280 every time they try to make a trade, it's like, 3996 03:04:47.319 --> 03:04:49.760 we can't take somebody? Is it? Nick? 3997 03:04:51.000 --> 03:04:52.520 If you join our if you join our team, you're 3998 03:04:52.520 --> 03:04:53.719 gonna have to change the name of neck bro. 3999 03:04:53.879 --> 03:04:57.920 They will never win because he did recruit. 4000 03:05:00.000 --> 03:05:02.000 All right, Nick, I need you, I need you to. 4001 03:05:03.680 --> 03:05:06.879 Nick. Then Nick being a post grab the ball, Nick, 4002 03:05:07.040 --> 03:05:08.639 I need you to drive it to the lane, kick 4003 03:05:08.680 --> 03:05:12.040 back to Nick. Nickolas like the what about Nick? Niggas 4004 03:05:12.079 --> 03:05:14.120 defend nickas there the niggas is getting the way I'm shucking? 4005 03:05:14.360 --> 03:05:18.399 What about what about what understood coach Nick? What do we. 4006 03:05:20.280 --> 03:05:24.920 Nick at night gay Saul Goodman is slipping gay uh 4007 03:05:25.559 --> 03:05:27.559 two rats in a trench coat, sam Port of bitches 4008 03:05:27.600 --> 03:05:29.200 swing drinking so much Ti seed water. 4009 03:05:29.280 --> 03:05:30.600 His pists looks like frog eggs. 4010 03:05:32.639 --> 03:05:34.600 It does, it does. I don't even know what frog 4011 03:05:34.600 --> 03:05:38.719 eggs look like. That their little tiny eggs and the like. 4012 03:05:38.799 --> 03:05:40.840 There's a little dot like most eggs. There's there's like 4013 03:05:40.840 --> 03:05:43.200 a little dot in the center. Then it's like clears outside. Okay, 4014 03:05:43.280 --> 03:05:44.559 I don't know anything about eggs. 4015 03:05:45.120 --> 03:05:49.639 Berserker beatles, big bouncy backside the fetish porn of Chrish 4016 03:05:50.159 --> 03:05:51.719 fapping with tooth toothpaste. 4017 03:05:51.760 --> 03:05:52.799 That is crazy. 4018 03:05:54.079 --> 03:05:57.959 Crazy. It sounds painful, not like cash on your dick 4019 03:05:58.000 --> 03:06:02.120 eventually because it harden gets it gone that floor. 4020 03:06:02.159 --> 03:06:03.760 I would keep it nice and clean, though you know 4021 03:06:03.760 --> 03:06:10.159 what I mean, always listening using that is lube, like 4022 03:06:10.319 --> 03:06:12.799 for you you tell her, oh, I got this new 4023 03:06:13.000 --> 03:06:14.200 I got this new flavor. 4024 03:06:14.280 --> 03:06:17.520 You know this Using Loube for vagina sex in general, 4025 03:06:17.559 --> 03:06:19.600 there's something wrong with every participate. 4026 03:06:19.719 --> 03:06:20.799 Well, that's the thing I've ever. 4027 03:06:21.239 --> 03:06:23.520 You shouldn't Yeah, you shouldn't need to. 4028 03:06:23.639 --> 03:06:26.120 The only way you can because you wouldn't need it 4029 03:06:26.280 --> 03:06:28.440 like once you're But if you just want to do 4030 03:06:28.639 --> 03:06:30.079 like you ever see movies. 4031 03:06:30.399 --> 03:06:35.159 Movies are always I don't know why they got you 4032 03:06:35.239 --> 03:06:42.120 ever seen No? No you have. It's like movies how 4033 03:06:42.120 --> 03:06:43.639 they'll just like sack. 4034 03:06:45.440 --> 03:06:45.840 You couldn't. 4035 03:06:46.000 --> 03:06:49.319 I couldn't write something that was perfect, definitely authentic that 4036 03:06:50.079 --> 03:06:53.159 like how they just jump into sex immediately and I'm like, okay, 4037 03:06:53.280 --> 03:06:57.360 she's clearly like they're both dry. So I give her 4038 03:06:57.360 --> 03:06:58.600 a thump in the back of the head that you 4039 03:06:58.639 --> 03:06:59.280 start going. 4040 03:06:59.200 --> 03:07:01.479 Go quick little, you know, like whatever, you have the 4041 03:07:01.639 --> 03:07:04.120 entire bottle. He squeezed the entire bottle and then you 4042 03:07:04.200 --> 03:07:06.360 slipping Like so I watched nose Faracu. That's what they did, 4043 03:07:07.159 --> 03:07:10.440 Like just the set like when when when when they 4044 03:07:10.520 --> 03:07:14.079 finally reunited and that dude smashed his girl, like he 4045 03:07:14.200 --> 03:07:15.840 just went in her immediately, And I'm like, they're. 4046 03:07:15.760 --> 03:07:18.000 Well, they're probably went with all sorts of fucking yeast 4047 03:07:18.079 --> 03:07:21.520 and disgusting ship back. True they are. Yeah, not to mention, 4048 03:07:21.639 --> 03:07:24.079 she's a she's she's going she's all magicaling up and 4049 03:07:24.079 --> 03:07:27.840 everything that and going through constantly. She's constantly fair enough, 4050 03:07:28.159 --> 03:07:31.200 So that's a bad example. But you know Johnny Dep's daughter. Yes, 4051 03:07:31.440 --> 03:07:35.280 I didn't know. I didn't know that was I know, 4052 03:07:35.520 --> 03:07:36.840 I didn't know who the actors was. I didn't know. 4053 03:07:36.840 --> 03:07:39.159 I was like, that's their kid, Like. 4054 03:07:39.200 --> 03:07:43.239 Hey, Johnny Depp's kids tits. It's weird. 4055 03:07:43.600 --> 03:07:44.000 I forgot. 4056 03:07:44.840 --> 03:07:46.399 Yeah, it felt a little weird. And I was like, 4057 03:07:46.840 --> 03:07:48.600 you know, if I was a daddy, was like, I 4058 03:07:48.639 --> 03:07:52.000 don't know how I feel about that. Johnny Depp does 4059 03:07:52.040 --> 03:07:52.440 he still do? 4060 03:07:52.639 --> 03:07:53.040 Is fake? 4061 03:07:53.200 --> 03:07:55.040 Like because you know he like fakes that. He's one 4062 03:07:55.040 --> 03:07:56.680 of those people like kind of fakes and accent when 4063 03:07:56.719 --> 03:07:57.040 he talks. 4064 03:07:57.559 --> 03:08:00.879 I don't know he's an American because that's what I 4065 03:08:00.879 --> 03:08:02.440 don't know. Whatever, He's a pirate. 4066 03:08:02.520 --> 03:08:03.280 To me, he's a pirate. 4067 03:08:03.360 --> 03:08:06.040 He'sn't even really like from anywhere, Like. 4068 03:08:06.120 --> 03:08:07.479 I don't know, I don't I don't even know. 4069 03:08:07.719 --> 03:08:09.799 Like even when I think about the name from you 4070 03:08:09.840 --> 03:08:11.840 want to think about his name Johnny Depp, like Johnny's 4071 03:08:11.879 --> 03:08:13.680 like whatever, and then Depp is like what name is that? 4072 03:08:14.079 --> 03:08:15.239 Like I've never met a Depp. 4073 03:08:15.079 --> 03:08:16.879 In my life? What is dep I wonder if it's 4074 03:08:17.239 --> 03:08:18.920 like Diesel, you know what I mean? 4075 03:08:19.159 --> 03:08:23.680 Like depth could be that literally could be Dutch or 4076 03:08:23.840 --> 03:08:27.159 fucking English or like I really. 4077 03:08:29.520 --> 03:08:34.360 Yes, Victorian Johnny vas Depp. 4078 03:08:37.680 --> 03:08:41.799 Let's see Johnny Depp. Where is he from? 4079 03:08:42.120 --> 03:08:45.000 Is he a filthy mud blood race muggler? 4080 03:08:45.760 --> 03:08:51.120 He's a muggler, Johnny Depp. So he's everything's. 4081 03:08:51.680 --> 03:08:56.399 English, French, German, Irish, and African American ancestry. Oh, claims 4082 03:08:56.399 --> 03:09:00.360 the name of American ancestry. He's part specifically Cherokee or Creek. 4083 03:09:00.680 --> 03:09:04.479 Uh. Yeah, he's he's just a chemistry. He said nothing. Yeah, 4084 03:09:04.600 --> 03:09:06.319 I think he was born in a lab because that 4085 03:09:06.639 --> 03:09:07.559 is always nothing. 4086 03:09:08.360 --> 03:09:10.520 He's just fucking chewing gum at that point. He's just 4087 03:09:10.639 --> 03:09:13.159 like all sorts of fucking Let's let me. 4088 03:09:13.159 --> 03:09:16.079 Find it with depth ancestry. Yeah, there you go. 4089 03:09:16.680 --> 03:09:21.600 Now you're researching. Now you're thinking of I'm gonna keep 4090 03:09:21.600 --> 03:09:22.280 reading the names. 4091 03:09:22.079 --> 03:09:24.120 Of multiple potential Oh fuck. 4092 03:09:25.040 --> 03:09:26.360 Reckless Rhino slog er two. 4093 03:09:26.399 --> 03:09:29.440 Why so, Dirpy, I'm going with German, sure, because it's 4094 03:09:29.479 --> 03:09:31.959 just it could be a dramatic French, it could be. 4095 03:09:32.680 --> 03:09:37.559 Whatever the hell this word is, Huguenot. You know what 4096 03:09:37.680 --> 03:09:39.120 that is? Hugenot, you know what that is? 4097 03:09:39.239 --> 03:09:40.079 What the fuck is that? 4098 03:09:40.760 --> 03:09:44.920 There's also I don't know if I'm saying that Juggernaut origin. 4099 03:09:46.200 --> 03:09:48.920 I don't even understand that looks like a fucking that's 4100 03:09:48.920 --> 03:09:50.239 like a mass effect race. 4101 03:09:52.319 --> 03:09:52.840 Hugenot. 4102 03:09:53.399 --> 03:09:54.040 That sounds like something. 4103 03:09:55.319 --> 03:09:58.639 They're also they that that's your name roots and French Huguenots. 4104 03:09:58.760 --> 03:10:00.120 So I don't know how you would actually say that. 4105 03:10:01.399 --> 03:10:06.360 Immigration to America specifically a man named who settled in 4106 03:10:06.479 --> 03:10:09.680 Virginia around seventy hundred, So it could be derived from French, 4107 03:10:09.799 --> 03:10:13.120 they're saying, but English within German. So I'm gonna go 4108 03:10:13.719 --> 03:10:17.840 with German and put this Tibet. Yeah, yeah, he's a Nazi. 4109 03:10:18.040 --> 03:10:19.600 Okay, yeah, you godn't know. 4110 03:10:20.159 --> 03:10:23.120 That's interesting. Would you rather sweat piss or every time 4111 03:10:23.159 --> 03:10:27.600 you come it flies out of your tear ducts? I 4112 03:10:27.680 --> 03:10:30.200 think probably I just wouldn't have sex anymore. 4113 03:10:32.159 --> 03:10:37.840 I definite wouldn't want to sweat piss. It was like really, 4114 03:10:38.200 --> 03:10:40.479 I feel like, yeah, the thing is, you can't really 4115 03:10:40.520 --> 03:10:44.239 control when you piss. I pissed myself all the time. 4116 03:10:46.360 --> 03:10:48.799 They can't control when you sweat. Really, like, you don't 4117 03:10:48.840 --> 03:10:50.479 choose to sweat, It just kind of happens. 4118 03:10:51.079 --> 03:10:54.520 So like, I think, because I can choose when to come, 4119 03:10:55.440 --> 03:10:57.600 I'm gonna choose that because I at least have the 4120 03:10:57.760 --> 03:11:00.200 choice to minimize it. That's lucky. You can choose when 4121 03:11:00.239 --> 03:11:03.200 you come, imagine you're sleeping, You come in your sleep 4122 03:11:03.239 --> 03:11:04.719 and then it burns the fun out of your eyes. 4123 03:11:07.200 --> 03:11:09.920 You know you dream? Do you think you come in 4124 03:11:09.959 --> 03:11:14.200 your eyes? Like, jeez, I never thought about it. I 4125 03:11:14.280 --> 03:11:17.159 don't think of what. 4126 03:11:17.440 --> 03:11:18.399 It didn't happen to me enough. 4127 03:11:18.559 --> 03:11:19.879 What is coming? 4128 03:11:20.680 --> 03:11:22.520 I only had one in my life ever? 4129 03:11:25.319 --> 03:11:27.840 So what what did you? So? You woke up and 4130 03:11:27.879 --> 03:11:32.639 there was come everywhere that unless I got like spirit 4131 03:11:33.079 --> 03:11:41.520 jack sleep you just I love this dream. At one time. 4132 03:11:41.600 --> 03:11:43.879 One time it looked like there was frosting on my 4133 03:11:44.040 --> 03:11:44.639 ball hairs. 4134 03:11:44.719 --> 03:11:47.440 I was like, what the fu? One time I was 4135 03:11:47.520 --> 03:11:50.239 just like, what the fuck is this? I turned over 4136 03:11:50.239 --> 03:11:52.319 and it was a really big slash in my bed 4137 03:11:52.360 --> 03:11:54.079 and I was like, what's going on? And then I 4138 03:11:54.120 --> 03:12:01.959 realized and on your wall? Just like throw a bunch 4139 03:12:01.959 --> 03:12:02.479 of pain on the. 4140 03:12:02.760 --> 03:12:07.159 Go cock, go hanal and go tent. 4141 03:12:07.360 --> 03:12:09.479 I don't know, go tent like pitching your tint. 4142 03:12:09.600 --> 03:12:17.920 I guess versus Vagata and spunks sky made me last. 4143 03:12:19.040 --> 03:12:23.840 Go cock suck pickle o voice Special Dudes can classic 4144 03:12:24.639 --> 03:12:30.040 the goon moon slipping up beetle beetle clip dribble. At 4145 03:12:30.159 --> 03:12:32.959 least one in five people would pronounce it dr Congo 4146 03:12:34.079 --> 03:12:38.840 as a doctor Congo in their life. You look at 4147 03:12:38.879 --> 03:12:42.959 a map, No they wanted I don't even know if 4148 03:12:43.000 --> 03:12:45.239 it would say d R on the map or anything, 4149 03:12:46.239 --> 03:12:47.920 So I don't think. I don't know if you get 4150 03:12:47.920 --> 03:12:49.399 the opportunities. 4151 03:12:50.719 --> 03:12:53.399 Crazy doctor Cargo's. 4152 03:12:55.280 --> 03:12:59.639 Uh wait whatever Yeah, the worms bursting out of r 4153 03:12:59.680 --> 03:13:01.719 F K Junior's face like Diego and Dead Rising three 4154 03:13:01.719 --> 03:13:03.840 while he's on trial l from death note trying to 4155 03:13:03.840 --> 03:13:07.479 figure out if you guys are garried hot Derek Choby 4156 03:13:08.399 --> 03:13:12.000 is innocent? Derek not Travin is innocent hashtag freehim. Sweeney 4157 03:13:12.120 --> 03:13:14.200 comes in bowling ball finger holes and puts them back 4158 03:13:14.200 --> 03:13:17.040 on the rack. Around that asient using discarded a discarded 4159 03:13:17.120 --> 03:13:20.840 colon as a replacement tube sock discarded is insane. 4160 03:13:21.120 --> 03:13:22.680 I want to go to Congo will only take twenty 4161 03:13:22.719 --> 03:13:26.520 three hours. I don't want to go to I don't 4162 03:13:26.520 --> 03:13:27.879 want to go there and watch them be killed for 4163 03:13:28.000 --> 03:13:31.120 like what copper or some shit? What are they getting 4164 03:13:31.159 --> 03:13:35.239 murdered massive for no something whatever, for no reason no 4165 03:13:35.280 --> 03:13:36.000 one cares about it. 4166 03:13:36.239 --> 03:13:39.639 Really could go for an octave vacation eight vacations. 4167 03:13:39.920 --> 03:13:42.840 Nothing beats a jet to holiday, Nothing beats a jet 4168 03:13:42.920 --> 03:13:46.079 to any day, call now and say the fifty dollars 4169 03:13:46.520 --> 03:13:48.799 jet to holiday. It was a commercial came on like 4170 03:13:48.840 --> 03:13:49.680 there are two thousands. 4171 03:13:49.760 --> 03:13:52.440 Oh, so there are maps that show abbreviated so I 4172 03:13:52.479 --> 03:13:56.479 guess some people would probably doctor doctor Congo, Doctor Congo, 4173 03:13:57.639 --> 03:14:00.319 everybody's favorite patriot, patron car Wrinth. 4174 03:14:00.639 --> 03:14:01.680 I want to go to I want to go to 4175 03:14:01.760 --> 03:14:03.520 Congo just to see the what you cause? I bet 4176 03:14:03.559 --> 03:14:04.079 animals and. 4177 03:14:04.079 --> 03:14:10.079 Ship google Bodon valas vessel CoV to see some of 4178 03:14:10.079 --> 03:14:14.479 the most inspiring haircuts rise upon the jaguar. Sween hate 4179 03:14:14.600 --> 03:14:18.079 is forced and gay I go garbonzo on her bean 4180 03:14:18.360 --> 03:14:23.000 until that chick peas. Careful, I think Eminem just wrote 4181 03:14:23.120 --> 03:14:25.879 our show, oh, because it was that was bar, says I. 4182 03:14:25.959 --> 03:14:29.639 Hope I go, I go garbonzo on her bean until 4183 03:14:29.680 --> 03:14:30.559 that chick peas. 4184 03:14:30.959 --> 03:14:33.760 Damn. That's that'd be a bar. If you were like nine, 4185 03:14:34.120 --> 03:14:38.319 nine or ten or Eminem brought to you by Goya 4186 03:14:38.399 --> 03:14:42.799 beans bean uh, blonde blue eyed German man reminiscing about 4187 03:14:42.799 --> 03:14:46.639 his romantic seal clubbing retreat with Chris If Actman can 4188 03:14:46.719 --> 03:14:49.440 get Roger Clark, so can you cowards, mister Hanson? Probably 4189 03:14:50.600 --> 03:14:55.639 what the hell can I say? The n word. Yes 4190 03:14:55.760 --> 03:14:56.040 you can. 4191 03:14:56.520 --> 03:14:59.559 Oh cool, I'm not gonna say but I I just 4192 03:14:59.639 --> 03:15:01.399 want him make sure that I can say it, even 4193 03:15:01.440 --> 03:15:03.639 though I'm not don I like knowing the freedom. 4194 03:15:03.959 --> 03:15:04.680 Yeah yeah, yeah. 4195 03:15:05.680 --> 03:15:09.040 What do you want to small penis in Sweden's huge 4196 03:15:09.079 --> 03:15:12.200 tooth gap thug Zilla powering up with eighty thousand gallons 4197 03:15:12.239 --> 03:15:16.079 of malt g t a four swing set glitch. 4198 03:15:16.680 --> 03:15:18.600 All we have to do it? Suck him off? Would you? 4199 03:15:18.600 --> 03:15:21.079 Would you get him on the show? No? No, who 4200 03:15:21.920 --> 03:15:25.879 Roger Clark? Now you gotta give me a quick little Blowyever, 4201 03:15:25.959 --> 03:15:26.440 I can't even do. 4202 03:15:26.479 --> 03:15:27.559 I feel like I can just ask him. 4203 03:15:28.520 --> 03:15:32.120 Yeah, he's gotta, you know, just just a little just 4204 03:15:32.120 --> 03:15:35.280 give it a kiss. Let's give give a little kiss 4205 03:15:35.319 --> 03:15:38.360 and then I'll give you. Would you do it for 4206 03:15:38.559 --> 03:15:39.239 a little kids? No? 4207 03:15:39.719 --> 03:15:43.319 No, what about that guy sweetened the deal if he 4208 03:15:43.479 --> 03:15:44.120 raped you forever? 4209 03:15:46.479 --> 03:15:53.040 Well, if that's the case, let's see. Let's wait, let's 4210 03:15:53.079 --> 03:15:59.920 weigh up the scale, not getting rape, getting rape. 4211 03:15:59.719 --> 03:16:04.319 For that's like what you said to me was like, no, 4212 03:16:07.120 --> 03:16:08.120 imagine dragons gang? 4213 03:16:08.680 --> 03:16:13.040 Yeah on, some Mario brothers should after the bill pass, 4214 03:16:13.120 --> 03:16:15.319 Chris's neighbors getting fed up with the noise uh and 4215 03:16:15.399 --> 03:16:19.760 taking revenge by fucking Derek. Watch that episode. I have 4216 03:16:19.840 --> 03:16:23.639 to I wanted to make it public. Were are continuations? 4217 03:16:24.000 --> 03:16:26.559 I gotta write that down. We talked about, like I 4218 03:16:26.639 --> 03:16:27.120 think we did. 4219 03:16:27.360 --> 03:16:30.360 We talked about making that public, which one uh there 4220 03:16:30.520 --> 03:16:33.520 continuations of our lives like decades to come where you 4221 03:16:34.479 --> 03:16:37.319 oh maybe yeah. I feel like we talked about it 4222 03:16:37.399 --> 03:16:40.719 and then somebody complained that. I oh, I guess, yeah, 4223 03:16:40.760 --> 03:16:41.200 we can't do it. 4224 03:16:41.239 --> 03:16:43.479 I guess if I it's weird that they would complain though, 4225 03:16:43.479 --> 03:16:46.559 because it means that they saw it. I would. Why 4226 03:16:46.600 --> 03:16:47.760 do they care? I don't know. 4227 03:16:47.959 --> 03:16:52.600 Man, we talked about it, Jack w f M Swens 4228 03:16:52.879 --> 03:16:55.639 uh Swen calling me British so offensive. I'm from New Zealand, 4229 03:16:55.639 --> 03:16:59.200 needed dick. I'm going I'm gonna ship swings pants relatively mundane, 4230 03:16:59.319 --> 03:17:04.680 returning relatively mundane, returning of a stick shift g t 4231 03:17:04.799 --> 03:17:07.399 a ah, big meat these thanks can Ola, Joe will 4232 03:17:07.399 --> 03:17:11.760 be Chris's bisexual awakening. Uh super saying for go Jeita, 4233 03:17:12.799 --> 03:17:21.559 Uh upper cutting Charlie Kirk. That's certainly a fight gay actor. 4234 03:17:21.600 --> 03:17:25.719 Good luck, Jonathan Kevin Spacey. Sorry, I can't I had 4235 03:17:25.760 --> 03:17:31.520 a burrito. That's insane. Oh Jesus Christ. What would you 4236 03:17:31.680 --> 03:17:34.639 do if you went to ET's home planet and everyone 4237 03:17:34.719 --> 03:17:35.600 was wearing clothes? 4238 03:17:36.959 --> 03:17:40.239 I really love it. It's a great that's a robot 4239 03:17:40.319 --> 03:17:42.120 chicken asp again, Yeah, I mean it's it's definitely an 4240 03:17:42.159 --> 03:17:42.600 old joke. 4241 03:17:42.680 --> 03:17:44.360 Like I'm sure people were making that joke in the eighties, 4242 03:17:44.399 --> 03:17:47.440 but like I love the that's a great premise. 4243 03:17:48.280 --> 03:17:48.399 Uh. 4244 03:17:48.600 --> 03:17:51.120 Heath eating truck stop sushi on the regular gids fe 4245 03:17:51.280 --> 03:17:53.239 fi four. Come, can we get an extra AMMO about 4246 03:17:53.239 --> 03:17:58.120 Derek's aunt May fanfic? That's so weird that that's that's 4247 03:17:58.159 --> 03:17:59.559 crazy because that's a new name too. 4248 03:18:00.360 --> 03:18:00.479 Uh. 4249 03:18:00.879 --> 03:18:04.760 The Palestinian Assassin's got Ozzy Osbourne? Why be Microsoft? Mean 4250 03:18:04.799 --> 03:18:07.520 you could be macro Hard Obama when he met Michelle 4251 03:18:07.559 --> 03:18:09.920 and be like, oh, let me be queer. Regina Jones 4252 03:18:10.000 --> 03:18:11.000 is morally blameless. 4253 03:18:11.000 --> 03:18:17.000 I don't know who that is. Regina Jones. Regina Regina Regina. 4254 03:18:17.040 --> 03:18:20.280 I don't know either the half black gut I was on. 4255 03:18:22.079 --> 03:18:22.840 Rashida Jones. 4256 03:18:23.040 --> 03:18:25.639 Yeah, whoever, Gina Jones, we all endorse her. 4257 03:18:25.719 --> 03:18:29.120 Whatever it is. Let's not let's not do that. Whatever 4258 03:18:29.159 --> 03:18:30.799 it is, Regina Jones, I don't know what you did, 4259 03:18:30.879 --> 03:18:37.040 but we're pulling for you. We wish her well. Oh oh, cyberpunk? 4260 03:18:38.079 --> 03:18:38.479 What is that? 4261 03:18:40.840 --> 03:18:45.399 Who is that Regina Jones? Are you serious? Is she 4262 03:18:45.479 --> 03:18:46.159 one of the cops? 4263 03:18:49.079 --> 03:18:51.760 It's easy got Certain lines are just inexplicably linked to 4264 03:18:51.879 --> 03:18:52.760 certain deliveries. 4265 03:18:52.799 --> 03:18:54.760 Now like now, what a. 4266 03:18:54.799 --> 03:18:55.559 Shame is fucked? 4267 03:18:58.159 --> 03:18:59.879 It's over? What a shame? 4268 03:19:00.680 --> 03:19:05.120 Turning Japanese cover by Kirsten Dunn's two thousand and nine. 4269 03:19:05.239 --> 03:19:10.479 Blanca's taint tastes like an apple jolly rancher. The Irish 4270 03:19:10.520 --> 03:19:13.479 have a slur for redheads. That's that's just the word ginger. 4271 03:19:13.520 --> 03:19:15.520 But you pronounced the first letter G. 4272 03:19:15.799 --> 03:19:22.040 Isn't good? What? Oh a ginger? That's insane? Gur. 4273 03:19:22.239 --> 03:19:28.000 That sounds rough. That sounds really mean ginger. Fucking ginger. 4274 03:19:28.639 --> 03:19:32.600 It sounds so much more volatile. I'm not saying I 4275 03:19:32.760 --> 03:19:36.440 like it out of here, Ingja, you fucking genjob? 4276 03:19:37.840 --> 03:19:40.440 Are you fucking Ginja? I can't do it very well? 4277 03:19:40.559 --> 03:19:41.879 Fucking gingering up all over it. 4278 03:19:42.479 --> 03:19:45.600 I'm getting Gingja, mister pants. 4279 03:19:46.120 --> 03:19:47.799 We did lose everything because we said that. 4280 03:19:48.559 --> 03:19:50.879 Uh, sweetey, how do you feel about the new Spider 4281 03:19:50.920 --> 03:19:55.079 Man set set? You mean suit a gathering? 4282 03:19:55.319 --> 03:19:55.479 Oh? 4283 03:19:55.799 --> 03:19:57.239 I guess that's so. It's really cool. 4284 03:19:58.040 --> 03:20:01.479 I ain't gonna play it though, U face onaball cardboard pie. 4285 03:20:01.520 --> 03:20:04.680 Henry of Glitz Bohemian manhoor bastard of button boy of 4286 03:20:04.959 --> 03:20:11.079 sir rat fuck come Kumbaila, who uh nig hard zig 4287 03:20:11.120 --> 03:20:16.280 hard Cereal crop dusting Harry Potter actor man, you'll ask sniff. 4288 03:20:16.440 --> 03:20:17.319 I don't know what that means. 4289 03:20:18.239 --> 03:20:21.399 H Kingston cheats on Lily Via Kolonoski by Sweeney be 4290 03:20:21.520 --> 03:20:24.879 like Once upon a Time Critical Role Campaign four. 4291 03:20:25.600 --> 03:20:29.079 Just In is he Israel's worn has miraculously passed away. 4292 03:20:29.120 --> 03:20:32.600 Bats and Palestinians can now rest in peace, Rest easy. 4293 03:20:33.680 --> 03:20:36.440 Sweeney and Kanye for President twenty twenty eight. Goon Devil 4294 03:20:36.520 --> 03:20:39.280 the man without come hammering my dick to flat flat 4295 03:20:39.360 --> 03:20:42.079 to grind smithing levels. I call it excaliburn. Now AM 4296 03:20:42.319 --> 03:20:45.600 meeting Sonic the Hedgehog and gaining a corporeal body. 4297 03:20:47.040 --> 03:20:51.120 AM from fucking. I have no mouth and I'm a scream? 4298 03:20:53.280 --> 03:20:56.280 What is that? What he means? I don't know what's happening? 4299 03:20:56.760 --> 03:20:57.920 He says, AM. 4300 03:20:57.920 --> 03:21:01.799 Meeting Sonic, But the only m character that I know 4301 03:21:01.920 --> 03:21:03.479 of that would go by that name is the is 4302 03:21:03.559 --> 03:21:03.959 the computer. 4303 03:21:04.079 --> 03:21:05.840 And I have no mouth and I'm a screen. 4304 03:21:06.440 --> 03:21:08.680 Or does it is it like shorthand by saying he's 4305 03:21:08.719 --> 03:21:11.920 meeting Scott are their meeting Star like am meeting Sonic. 4306 03:21:12.120 --> 03:21:15.440 It looks like an abbreviation the way I am am 4307 03:21:15.799 --> 03:21:18.719 oh I see, okay, gotcha? That would be fucking I 4308 03:21:18.760 --> 03:21:26.360 mean he would definitely hate him. Ahmad Muhammad is insane. 4309 03:21:27.399 --> 03:21:32.159 It's like John Smith Smithson or something. Schirch Peter Lorie 4310 03:21:32.200 --> 03:21:35.200 Fish Battle. Adam ruins everything, but she's not Adam and 4311 03:21:35.280 --> 03:21:38.399 she's not ruining anything. Satan Stubbsweenstone in my life is yours, 4312 03:21:38.680 --> 03:21:41.760 Smitchy the kid Adam ruins everything versus Sheldon Cooper. I mean, 4313 03:21:41.799 --> 03:21:46.440 take Miguan, take time to reflect upon myself. Uh Indiana 4314 03:21:46.520 --> 03:21:48.360 Jones and the Jorgan. The crystal penis my new D 4315 03:21:48.399 --> 03:21:50.840 and D weapon plus four bludgeoning hamster in a sock 4316 03:21:52.239 --> 03:21:55.319 very effective fact. Lachi the gate clown. You what if 4317 03:21:55.360 --> 03:21:58.760 instead of shakes it was gorilla? Oh what if instead 4318 03:21:58.760 --> 03:22:00.280 of snakes it was Gorilla's on a plane? 4319 03:22:03.639 --> 03:22:09.360 Be a very different movie. I'm tired of these. The 4320 03:22:09.520 --> 03:22:10.639 fucking plane slams back. 4321 03:22:10.680 --> 03:22:14.159 Even you got time to even say that unless the 4322 03:22:14.319 --> 03:22:16.719 gorillas are just well behaved and they're sitting down eating 4323 03:22:16.760 --> 03:22:19.440 bananas and ship people are scared. 4324 03:22:19.079 --> 03:22:19.639 And they're just like. 4325 03:22:21.200 --> 03:22:22.959 I don't care, and then it starts getting belligerent and 4326 03:22:23.040 --> 03:22:26.360 then like then calmly. One gorilla is like, I think 4327 03:22:26.399 --> 03:22:30.159 I want to steer, and then you see that I think. 4328 03:22:33.639 --> 03:22:42.239 It's like moving It's like moving a shower curtain. Gentle 4329 03:22:42.600 --> 03:22:42.879 my god. 4330 03:22:43.000 --> 03:22:46.559 The gorilla we let on the plane find a plane. 4331 03:22:46.719 --> 03:22:50.920 He's really good at this. Actually actually well, at least 4332 03:22:51.000 --> 03:22:53.760 we think, because ninety percent of the flight is auto 4333 03:22:53.840 --> 03:23:10.079 pilot's last. Like the out of that movie. The girl 4334 03:23:10.200 --> 03:23:12.440 is perfectly fine. I did a really good job. Your 4335 03:23:12.479 --> 03:23:19.760 hand a little bit then decimated, and then the girl 4336 03:23:20.000 --> 03:23:22.399 just walks out like nothing. It runs away like just 4337 03:23:22.559 --> 03:23:24.639 you know, a little frightened, but like nothing happened to 4338 03:23:25.479 --> 03:23:27.920 just like they've done their little spin that they spin out. 4339 03:23:28.719 --> 03:23:32.639 Motherfucker does a spin. It's so cute when they spin 4340 03:23:32.840 --> 03:23:35.879 this when they're happy. Yeah, and it's like, oh, you 4341 03:23:35.959 --> 03:23:39.479 can understand happiness too bad. I'm gonna to hear the cage. 4342 03:23:39.959 --> 03:23:41.479 Yeah, but they don't understand that that's sad. 4343 03:23:41.879 --> 03:23:45.280 Yeah, and then they feel it. They feel fly meat 4344 03:23:45.440 --> 03:23:50.200 and fly me to your ass and let me come 4345 03:23:51.000 --> 03:23:57.360 inside your ass, letting me see what come is like 4346 03:23:57.799 --> 03:24:04.840 inside your fucking as other words, that hell's that? Three 4347 03:24:04.959 --> 03:24:08.040 thirty alarm? The hell's that? What's going on? You freak? 4348 03:24:10.959 --> 03:24:14.840 What is this? Fussy? So? Let's thirty Ecusually when I 4349 03:24:14.920 --> 03:24:19.319 work out, oh you today pressed this ship? Oh god, 4350 03:24:19.360 --> 03:24:24.520 I gonna work out sween lea boo boo Craig the 4351 03:24:24.559 --> 03:24:27.200 Canadian Who's Right? Uh? 4352 03:24:27.920 --> 03:24:31.079 The Who's Right podcast has better intros than you Who's 4353 03:24:31.200 --> 03:24:31.920 I don't know what that is? 4354 03:24:33.239 --> 03:24:33.760 Right for them? 4355 03:24:33.879 --> 03:24:34.280 Who's Right? 4356 03:24:34.360 --> 03:24:36.360 Yeah? Good for them? Better intros? What was that? Like? 4357 03:24:36.399 --> 03:24:37.680 Do we even have liked? 4358 03:24:38.239 --> 03:24:39.920 I feel like we don't even really intro this show. 4359 03:24:41.760 --> 03:24:44.600 I feel we specifically have almost avoided intros. 4360 03:24:44.799 --> 03:24:44.959 Right. 4361 03:24:46.760 --> 03:24:49.079 That bothers me to my core? Was that another white one? 4362 03:24:49.200 --> 03:24:51.559 The white media? Yeah? 4363 03:24:51.719 --> 03:24:53.639 I mean I'm sure you know. I'm happy for the 4364 03:24:53.680 --> 03:24:55.760 podcast Who's Right. 4365 03:24:56.200 --> 03:24:58.559 Who's Right? Is the right one podcast? 4366 03:24:59.000 --> 03:24:59.360 Probably? 4367 03:24:59.600 --> 03:25:04.280 Who knows? Can you imagine to see? Oh is this? Uh? 4368 03:25:05.079 --> 03:25:07.440 I think this was a very brilliant way of plugging 4369 03:25:07.600 --> 03:25:10.120 this guy's own podcast. Oh really, because it doesn't have 4370 03:25:10.319 --> 03:25:15.120 a much Uh it's like a like six thousand subs 4371 03:25:15.159 --> 03:25:15.719 on YouTube. 4372 03:25:15.879 --> 03:25:16.559 Oh that's smart. 4373 03:25:17.159 --> 03:25:19.479 Yeah, yeah, like a few hundred, like a thousand views. 4374 03:25:19.719 --> 03:25:24.440 Check go Flood, go space, go uh go support the 4375 03:25:24.520 --> 03:25:27.079 Who's Right Bike? We endorse everything that's said on that show. 4376 03:25:28.440 --> 03:25:31.600 Why are you so pro giving people every bit of 4377 03:25:31.680 --> 03:25:32.360 your endorsement? 4378 03:25:32.680 --> 03:25:34.280 I just like endorsing. I'm just like a really big 4379 03:25:34.319 --> 03:25:35.040 fan of endorsing. 4380 03:25:37.399 --> 03:25:38.799 So how do you how do you feel about how 4381 03:25:38.840 --> 03:25:39.639 do you feel about Hitler? 4382 03:25:39.680 --> 03:25:40.360 Exactly? Hitler? 4383 03:25:41.200 --> 03:25:42.559 How do you feel about Hitler? Exactly? 4384 03:25:42.680 --> 03:25:43.680 How do you feel about Hitler? 4385 03:25:43.760 --> 03:25:47.639 Hitler? How do you feel about Hitler? Hitler? Yeah? 4386 03:25:49.200 --> 03:25:52.559 Yeah, Wow, it's fucking crazy man, that's really cool. Man, 4387 03:25:52.840 --> 03:25:58.120 fucking I had a dream once. I'm trying to get 4388 03:25:58.159 --> 03:26:00.639 I can kind of get it, feel like you already. 4389 03:26:01.200 --> 03:26:03.079 Yeah, last year I was at a shop and was 4390 03:26:03.120 --> 03:26:06.719 at a chopping mall. You're from Louisiana. It's crazy Louisiana. 4391 03:26:06.879 --> 03:26:08.799 Yeah that makes sense. Yeah, I think I just like 4392 03:26:08.879 --> 03:26:12.799 the places. He looks like a French fucking rat, Like, 4393 03:26:12.879 --> 03:26:15.799 doesn't he really doesn't look like a possum or something. 4394 03:26:15.959 --> 03:26:18.159 He does look a possum, the possum. Like. 4395 03:26:18.280 --> 03:26:19.840 Yeah, I'm just a big fan of mice. 4396 03:26:21.440 --> 03:26:21.959 Who's right? 4397 03:26:22.239 --> 03:26:22.479 Okay? 4398 03:26:22.520 --> 03:26:25.719 So like, and thank God for Asian women and thank 4399 03:26:25.760 --> 03:26:29.520 God for stoy Dudemont's comshot gaming TM. I love so 4400 03:26:29.760 --> 03:26:33.280 sad that that's already taken, right Sweetey making up the 4401 03:26:33.360 --> 03:26:36.600 Anni the Annihilator and saying Vader and obi Wan fought there. 4402 03:26:37.600 --> 03:26:39.000 I don't know what any of that is. Where did 4403 03:26:39.040 --> 03:26:39.319 they fight? 4404 03:26:39.360 --> 03:26:40.520 Where was the where's the fight at? 4405 03:26:40.600 --> 03:26:41.879 They might have fought, like I don't know, like a 4406 03:26:41.920 --> 03:26:42.879 fucking radio shack? 4407 03:26:46.639 --> 03:26:49.040 Is it the Devastator? What is the name of the ship? 4408 03:26:49.879 --> 03:26:52.639 What is Vader's ship called called radio Shack? You know, 4409 03:26:52.680 --> 03:26:55.319 I've never even thought about their ships having names in 4410 03:26:55.399 --> 03:26:59.760 Star Wars neither in the Millennium Falcon, there's a lot 4411 03:26:59.879 --> 03:27:04.920 of star destroyer like like what they are? Yeah, x way, yeah, 4412 03:27:04.959 --> 03:27:06.719 like these are these are what they are? But you 4413 03:27:06.959 --> 03:27:08.479 well you name your your vessels. 4414 03:27:08.639 --> 03:27:12.079 Yeah, I never even thought about that money Falcon, And 4415 03:27:12.159 --> 03:27:12.440 that's it. 4416 03:27:12.959 --> 03:27:14.799 There's a lot of ship there's a lot of like 4417 03:27:15.000 --> 03:27:15.959 names for ships. There's like that. 4418 03:27:16.360 --> 03:27:20.319 I mean obviously the movies or I think it's probably 4419 03:27:20.399 --> 03:27:21.719 like an extended universe. 4420 03:27:21.879 --> 03:27:23.959 More like more like like if you care, like all 4421 03:27:24.000 --> 03:27:25.920 this is done right because you know the like lightsabers, right, 4422 03:27:25.920 --> 03:27:27.680 you kind of think of like lightsabers being all the 4423 03:27:27.719 --> 03:27:30.040 same the Wookies Home Planet. 4424 03:27:30.040 --> 03:27:31.319 I don't think they ever say the name. I know 4425 03:27:31.399 --> 03:27:32.920 what it is, but I don't think they ever say 4426 03:27:32.959 --> 03:27:35.360 it in the movies. They don't say in the original 4427 03:27:35.399 --> 03:27:36.559 trilogy they say it. 4428 03:27:36.680 --> 03:27:37.319 That's what I mean. 4429 03:27:37.559 --> 03:27:39.879 Like stuff like that where you're like, fuck you, you 4430 03:27:39.920 --> 03:27:41.639 can only know this if you're an actual fan. 4431 03:27:41.799 --> 03:27:44.600 What happened? What happened? 4432 03:27:46.319 --> 03:27:52.399 This guy laughing because she because she he's homes World? 4433 03:27:56.719 --> 03:28:00.799 You think you think? You think George Lucas fucking did that? 4434 03:28:01.319 --> 03:28:03.319 And they were like what did he say? Sure man? 4435 03:28:03.440 --> 03:28:07.959 And they fed it? What do you say? It's it's 4436 03:28:08.079 --> 03:28:12.399 it's it's called the executor, not the annihilator. 4437 03:28:12.479 --> 03:28:13.879 Is it the executor or the executor? 4438 03:28:15.879 --> 03:28:20.200 You know what I mean? I don't know. Executor probably yeah, 4439 03:28:21.120 --> 03:28:25.079 one of the either execut is that are you well? 4440 03:28:25.079 --> 03:28:26.479 They might be spelled the same way, but like I 4441 03:28:26.520 --> 03:28:29.040 think you can sell some differently. Is it like the 4442 03:28:29.360 --> 03:28:33.639 the I feel like executor sounds too like eleven year 4443 03:28:33.680 --> 03:28:36.879 old edgy, Like executor sounds more official and like real. 4444 03:28:37.120 --> 03:28:38.040 I hate both of them to. 4445 03:28:38.000 --> 03:28:38.879 Be that's leadership. 4446 03:28:38.920 --> 03:28:40.159 I don't know. If I don't know if we want 4447 03:28:40.239 --> 03:28:42.440 him fought on. I know they fought on. I don't 4448 03:28:42.440 --> 03:28:44.600 think my number's name. Yeah, I would like it to 4449 03:28:44.680 --> 03:28:48.120 be something more prestigious. That would Uh, the Millennium Falcon 4450 03:28:48.200 --> 03:28:49.760 is a really dope name, you know what I mean. 4451 03:28:50.360 --> 03:28:52.520 It's a funny name for ushitty ship. And then I 4452 03:28:52.600 --> 03:28:54.319 think that makes it so cool. That is a really 4453 03:28:54.440 --> 03:28:58.680 cool name for a dog. What was the if you 4454 03:28:58.719 --> 03:29:00.399 look at the design, I think that I don't like. 4455 03:29:01.760 --> 03:29:03.280 I think that name is actually really I like the 4456 03:29:03.319 --> 03:29:05.920 one on Firefly. That's the one from that's the name 4457 03:29:06.000 --> 03:29:11.719 on Firefly? Gotcha? Uh aims and behave now I aim 4458 03:29:11.799 --> 03:29:14.479 to misbehave was a quote quote, But I love that quote. 4459 03:29:14.479 --> 03:29:15.319 What are you talking about? 4460 03:29:15.440 --> 03:29:16.319 I am to misbehave? 4461 03:29:16.840 --> 03:29:20.600 Uh, Firefly, I forgot the name of the ship Firefly. 4462 03:29:21.000 --> 03:29:24.159 My ass suck my firefly ship balls and. 4463 03:29:24.559 --> 03:29:28.639 Some I forget because I built like in star in Starfield, 4464 03:29:28.680 --> 03:29:29.840 like I had mine. 4465 03:29:29.639 --> 03:29:34.159 Being smoking weed. I can't take Mike come from me? 4466 03:29:35.959 --> 03:29:41.040 I remember the again, whatake my ass? Take my some? 4467 03:29:41.760 --> 03:29:44.440 Oh yeah he gotta really on the death Star. Actually, 4468 03:29:45.040 --> 03:29:48.680 dot Com, you take my ractum everybody's. 4469 03:29:50.360 --> 03:29:54.879 Space. You can't take my ass from me. I just 4470 03:29:54.920 --> 03:29:56.399 remember that, Like you can't take the sky from me. 4471 03:29:56.520 --> 03:29:56.840 Or something. 4472 03:29:57.520 --> 03:30:01.159 Yeah, it's a terrible theme song something. I love that 4473 03:30:01.200 --> 03:30:05.559 show though. He's so young, him and what's name what's 4474 03:30:05.600 --> 03:30:05.879 her name? 4475 03:30:06.159 --> 03:30:08.920 Cora? Uh, I forget name, the black Cuban lady her, 4476 03:30:09.120 --> 03:30:12.760 they're both so young in that show. It's actually all 4477 03:30:12.799 --> 03:30:17.000 of them are famous now wash wash. 4478 03:30:18.559 --> 03:30:24.319 Yeah started the gamer game right right? 4479 03:30:27.239 --> 03:30:30.200 Who's the actor that played that like that like space 4480 03:30:30.360 --> 03:30:33.520 pirate rapist or something. In that one episode he did 4481 03:30:33.600 --> 03:30:35.879 like a really good job. I don't know, like he 4482 03:30:36.000 --> 03:30:39.959 was like a like an evil maniacal like space pirate rapist. 4483 03:30:40.799 --> 03:30:42.879 He was like, I don't remember, I haven't seen this show. 4484 03:30:42.879 --> 03:30:44.920 Remember he was he was a tall black dude and 4485 03:30:45.000 --> 03:30:47.760 he like did like he killed that role barely, Like 4486 03:30:48.159 --> 03:30:50.079 it's honestly, that's honestly. 4487 03:30:50.159 --> 03:30:53.079 Do for the chick the chicks from Deadpools in that 4488 03:30:53.200 --> 03:30:57.600 movie to the girlfriend love interest, oh uh. 4489 03:30:59.520 --> 03:30:59.840 Something. 4490 03:31:00.079 --> 03:31:06.360 But Briken, she's she's the sex slave, she's the escorse. 4491 03:31:06.479 --> 03:31:11.879 Yeah, she's gorgeous and that she is. She's on that show. 4492 03:31:12.000 --> 03:31:15.079 She's still pretty, she's still very it's like whoa you are? 4493 03:31:15.600 --> 03:31:17.280 But in that show, like I remember watching, like, yo, 4494 03:31:17.319 --> 03:31:19.120 this is crazy. That was I gotta watch the show again. 4495 03:31:19.159 --> 03:31:21.360 I really I remember really liking it and getting really 4496 03:31:21.360 --> 03:31:24.120 into it. No, not the Reavers. What's this guy's name? 4497 03:31:24.200 --> 03:31:25.520 The Reavers are the space rapists. 4498 03:31:25.639 --> 03:31:27.680 Yeah, dude, they read the Reavers. 4499 03:31:27.680 --> 03:31:28.360 They're not rapist. 4500 03:31:28.799 --> 03:31:31.879 They read I can't stop reading, like reading the kiwi 4501 03:31:32.159 --> 03:31:39.799 uh gala Galactamus eater of planets. Uh oh Nwards politely 4502 03:31:39.840 --> 03:31:42.000 asked Derek to please read this name or have a 4503 03:31:42.040 --> 03:31:43.879 gun to Sweeney's head or forcing to read it. How 4504 03:31:43.920 --> 03:31:45.360 about you just don't use the N word so I 4505 03:31:45.399 --> 03:31:45.840 can read this. 4506 03:31:46.600 --> 03:31:48.360 There you go me. 4507 03:31:50.120 --> 03:31:55.719 Ya, oh, nig it's not worth it. It wasn't worth 4508 03:31:55.760 --> 03:31:59.799 the effort that it's really cool. No, no, no, no, 4509 03:31:59.879 --> 03:32:01.840 no getting niggy with it. Drip m h Lord of 4510 03:32:01.879 --> 03:32:03.399 all Drip and twenty five dollars a month. We'll get 4511 03:32:03.399 --> 03:32:04.639 you your name, just Lexe, he read at the end 4512 03:32:04.680 --> 03:32:06.479 of show, which I will now do, Sweeney, come me down. 4513 03:32:07.079 --> 03:32:07.239 Uh. 4514 03:32:08.040 --> 03:32:08.520 The FBI. 4515 03:32:10.719 --> 03:32:15.559 The FBI, in turn tip tip xing Trump's name out 4516 03:32:15.559 --> 03:32:17.399 of the f STE files one page at a time, 4517 03:32:17.520 --> 03:32:21.440 unpaid how much they had to doctorate by the way, Yeah, 4518 03:32:21.680 --> 03:32:22.120 I love it. 4519 03:32:22.479 --> 03:32:23.360 Oh you want to blow me? 4520 03:32:23.479 --> 03:32:23.879 So gaped. 4521 03:32:23.879 --> 03:32:27.159 They call him slip Jimmy Israel apologizing for killing Benjamin Buttons. 4522 03:32:27.680 --> 03:32:37.399 What because he wasn't actually ten years old. That's so 4523 03:32:37.559 --> 03:32:41.000 many layers to jump through. Yeah, yeah, Kremlin, the gremlin, 4524 03:32:41.079 --> 03:32:43.399 the primal fear. I feel when Charlie Kirk smiles Chris, 4525 03:32:43.479 --> 03:32:45.079 what's your favorite Jack Starburs song? 4526 03:32:45.319 --> 03:32:46.280 Oh, it's been a minute. 4527 03:32:47.840 --> 03:32:53.000 I don't know. It's uh Jack Starburst Starbard. So he's 4528 03:32:53.079 --> 03:32:54.000 like an animator guy. 4529 03:32:54.120 --> 03:32:56.639 He like, Oh, I know who that guy is. 4530 03:32:56.959 --> 03:32:59.360 Yeah, I don't know. 4531 03:32:59.520 --> 03:33:03.040 I'm My default answer is though that Opal adult swim 4532 03:33:03.799 --> 03:33:07.360 uh short he did? That has a lot of good 4533 03:33:07.360 --> 03:33:11.399 stuff in it. There's like a guy who's who's singing 4534 03:33:11.440 --> 03:33:15.000 about why is it always? Why is it easier to 4535 03:33:15.079 --> 03:33:17.879 breathe on TV? Which is like a really good fucking 4536 03:33:18.520 --> 03:33:20.559 like a surprisingly catchy song in the middle of that show. 4537 03:33:20.600 --> 03:33:22.239 But like there's there's a ton of them. Jess Star 4538 03:33:22.399 --> 03:33:27.520 was a really really talented dude. Harry Rectam Swen uses 4539 03:33:27.600 --> 03:33:33.159 his snark tank pay for canes only, Uh, Carl Weezer voice, Jimmy, 4540 03:33:33.280 --> 03:33:35.719 my word, can you hear me? 4541 03:33:38.200 --> 03:33:38.479 Carl? 4542 03:33:38.520 --> 03:33:42.360 You can't say that words like can you know? 4543 03:33:43.879 --> 03:33:49.600 I just did dinner? My mom's dad's grandpa was black 4544 03:33:50.200 --> 03:33:54.440 my My parents are black. I was promised this word. 4545 03:33:57.920 --> 03:33:59.079 Wage slave five eighty three. 4546 03:33:59.159 --> 03:34:01.799 I don't know something gay come but Peenie Brothers Present, 4547 03:34:01.959 --> 03:34:05.040 Crash Course, Cybertron History, Rise to Decepticons, Don Donkerson, the 4548 03:34:05.079 --> 03:34:09.680 Colon Swinging Slasher pp Gay Station shirt already peeling to 4549 03:34:09.760 --> 03:34:12.319 the point of being nothing. You have peels that prints 4550 03:34:12.360 --> 03:34:15.000 that won't peel. What are you doing? What are you 4551 03:34:15.079 --> 03:34:16.680 doing to your fucking shirt. 4552 03:34:17.000 --> 03:34:19.079 Washing them with a lot of chlorus? I feel like 4553 03:34:19.120 --> 03:34:20.120 they shouldn't be peeling. 4554 03:34:20.799 --> 03:34:23.760 Uh, I mean I don't. 4555 03:34:23.760 --> 03:34:26.360 I don't know what to tell you. Buy it again? 4556 03:34:28.040 --> 03:34:33.680 No, seriously, like I understand, Like it's not like because 4557 03:34:33.719 --> 03:34:36.559 we just anticipate that everything will just be fine. You 4558 03:34:36.719 --> 03:34:40.079 can't just wash shit. My My recommendation genuinely is like 4559 03:34:40.120 --> 03:34:41.799 whenever you have a graphic tea. And I know this 4560 03:34:41.920 --> 03:34:44.280 is probably self evident to most people, but like I 4561 03:34:44.799 --> 03:34:46.319 know there are probably some people who've never heard this. 4562 03:34:46.959 --> 03:34:48.440 You turn your shirt inside out when you throw it 4563 03:34:48.440 --> 03:34:51.520 into the washing machine, Like this's what you're supposed to 4564 03:34:51.520 --> 03:34:53.600 do with graphic t's so they don't fuck up. 4565 03:34:54.639 --> 03:34:55.079 That's quick. 4566 03:34:55.159 --> 03:35:01.719 Yeah, yeah, that cold water U always always cold And 4567 03:35:01.799 --> 03:35:03.719 I always watched the Cold. I never watched that one. 4568 03:35:03.840 --> 03:35:06.280 I'm lazy, so a lot of times I just well 4569 03:35:06.719 --> 03:35:08.159 because I like my gym clothes. 4570 03:35:08.200 --> 03:35:10.399 I just hot, just to you know, do it better. 4571 03:35:10.680 --> 03:35:12.760 But like, I don't care about those clothes that I destroy. 4572 03:35:13.440 --> 03:35:15.719 And if you really care about the integrity of your graphics, 4573 03:35:15.799 --> 03:35:18.079 don't fucking dry them. You got you gotta have that 4574 03:35:18.600 --> 03:35:21.639 you care about them. Like I have like a twenty 4575 03:35:21.680 --> 03:35:24.399 eighteen Rockers Modern Life hoodie that I actually really care about, 4576 03:35:24.440 --> 03:35:25.479 so I've never dried. 4577 03:35:25.319 --> 03:35:26.399 It and it looks perfect. 4578 03:35:27.479 --> 03:35:29.600 Most of yeah, most of my ship I don't give 4579 03:35:29.600 --> 03:35:31.200 a shit about because you know, it's growing up in 4580 03:35:31.280 --> 03:35:33.559 like the punk scene, metal everything looks like shit, so 4581 03:35:33.639 --> 03:35:35.479 I'll just put it. And my stuff's like all like this. 4582 03:35:35.639 --> 03:35:38.319 This is like it's all faded because I don't I 4583 03:35:38.360 --> 03:35:39.719 don't care, but I don't care about. 4584 03:35:39.559 --> 03:35:41.559 Not watching pretty often and it's not faded. A lot 4585 03:35:41.559 --> 03:35:43.920 of it depends on the like the things about like 4586 03:35:44.200 --> 03:35:45.719 I guess, I guess my most of my graphics I 4587 03:35:45.799 --> 03:35:46.520 do watch on white. 4588 03:35:46.559 --> 03:35:47.920 This shirt I got a long time. This is Gears 4589 03:35:47.920 --> 03:35:51.520 of War shirt. Yeah, and uh, this is kind of 4590 03:35:51.959 --> 03:35:52.280 sort of. 4591 03:35:52.360 --> 03:35:55.399 Feeling you can kind of feel it, but it's not 4592 03:35:55.559 --> 03:35:58.000 too it's not too. I don't know, it's better especially 4593 03:35:58.200 --> 03:36:00.799 and if you're if your shirts will understand cotton. 4594 03:36:01.959 --> 03:36:05.000 No, it's gonna fade no matter what. Yeah, it's just uh, 4595 03:36:05.159 --> 03:36:09.079 graphics on cotton is h Yeah just outdated. Pure cotton 4596 03:36:09.120 --> 03:36:09.639 is outdated. 4597 03:36:09.840 --> 03:36:12.239 Yeah, uh sorr. 4598 03:36:12.280 --> 03:36:13.440 They stopped grabbing us. 4599 03:36:13.600 --> 03:36:17.239 After the little tabs, after the little the little tabs. 4600 03:36:17.520 --> 03:36:20.559 Donnie and Vladimir should just hit the big red buttons. 4601 03:36:22.280 --> 03:36:24.639 We are not long for this world. Yeah, we'll see 4602 03:36:24.879 --> 03:36:27.479 maybe fishy I mean lesbian. The JK and JK rowling 4603 03:36:27.520 --> 03:36:29.319 stands for gigantic kunt. 4604 03:36:30.799 --> 03:36:30.920 Uh. 4605 03:36:31.959 --> 03:36:32.559 That's pretty good. 4606 03:36:32.600 --> 03:36:32.959 I like that. 4607 03:36:33.040 --> 03:36:33.959 I like how dumb that is. 4608 03:36:34.440 --> 03:36:36.799 John Strickland Merch eighteen eighty nine. There's a sum arrestler 4609 03:36:36.799 --> 03:36:37.319 whose name. 4610 03:36:37.280 --> 03:36:38.159 Is Wa Tack. 4611 03:36:38.639 --> 03:36:39.200 What the what? 4612 03:36:40.159 --> 03:36:44.360 What wa cut tac cock cock? What the fuck am 4613 03:36:44.399 --> 03:36:44.799 I seeing? 4614 03:36:46.360 --> 03:36:53.479 Wataka takak wak cut ta coge waka taka kage okay, 4615 03:36:54.200 --> 03:36:56.600 Jesus Christ, it's hard to read. Also dyslexic. 4616 03:36:56.760 --> 03:37:00.799 That's like triggering me hard aka Fozzy Bear sense sumo 4617 03:37:01.360 --> 03:37:02.239 that's how fuck you? 4618 03:37:02.840 --> 03:37:05.079 What a piece of shit? 4619 03:37:05.280 --> 03:37:10.479 Fucking? The First Church of Key David presents Sydney's Wienie. Uh, 4620 03:37:10.639 --> 03:37:15.280 the eviscerator of Colon's. Uh, she is getting it left 4621 03:37:15.319 --> 03:37:18.479 and right. Man, that girls, yeah, getting it left and right. 4622 03:37:18.479 --> 03:37:20.120 I think it's I don't really know what to make 4623 03:37:20.159 --> 03:37:21.600 of it really because I'm just like, I don't care. 4624 03:37:21.879 --> 03:37:24.799 You remember, So what do you watch? So you watch Firefly? 4625 03:37:24.959 --> 03:37:27.120 I want to I want to see if maybe I'm 4626 03:37:27.879 --> 03:37:30.280 if I was. I hope I wasn't gaslight in anybody, 4627 03:37:30.559 --> 03:37:33.120 because there's this black dude. He's actually a bounty hunter 4628 03:37:33.760 --> 03:37:36.719 in the show. I remember scenes like that if you 4629 03:37:36.760 --> 03:37:39.639 remember that, Like the thing is, you see the image, Yeah, 4630 03:37:39.719 --> 03:37:41.760 let me pull let me pull up this guy. Because 4631 03:37:41.920 --> 03:37:45.520 the thing is, I don't want to think it was 4632 03:37:45.799 --> 03:37:47.879 if this is the same guy, because I remember I. 4633 03:37:47.959 --> 03:37:51.000 Thought there was a guy that was a I don't 4634 03:37:51.000 --> 03:37:53.799 remember that guy and he I wonder to see this 4635 03:37:53.920 --> 03:37:57.040 is the thing now I'm like, oh, he's definitely from Firefly, 4636 03:37:57.120 --> 03:37:58.200 And I don't know if it was just like in 4637 03:37:58.280 --> 03:38:00.239 the later season or for hopefully it was and just 4638 03:38:00.280 --> 03:38:04.879 specifically it might be an episode it says Firefly and 4639 03:38:04.959 --> 03:38:05.719 not like, uh. 4640 03:38:05.799 --> 03:38:08.079 Oh, maybe he was also in Serenity as well. Do 4641 03:38:08.120 --> 03:38:10.280 you see that movie A long time ago. 4642 03:38:10.479 --> 03:38:15.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, So I don't know I feel about Yeah, Yeah, 4643 03:38:16.239 --> 03:38:18.079 I don't know how I feel about movies that are 4644 03:38:18.120 --> 03:38:22.879 sequels to shows. Yeah, generally I kinda like, I don't know, 4645 03:38:23.040 --> 03:38:24.840 I'd rather not have it. But I guess it was 4646 03:38:24.920 --> 03:38:27.000 kind of like, well, this is all they got. I guess. Yeah, 4647 03:38:27.079 --> 03:38:28.840 that's sad because that show had so much, so many 4648 03:38:28.879 --> 03:38:31.120 more leg like, it had way more to give. 4649 03:38:31.399 --> 03:38:32.239 Yeah, it's a great show. 4650 03:38:32.440 --> 03:38:35.000 It but that's why it's great, probably because it stops, 4651 03:38:35.120 --> 03:38:35.239 you know. 4652 03:38:35.760 --> 03:38:39.200 But yeah, I love yeah Wash Wash is the best. Yeah, 4653 03:38:39.440 --> 03:38:40.920 I gotta watch that show again. I really liked it, 4654 03:38:41.600 --> 03:38:43.559 really into it. I got the whole fucking I got 4655 03:38:43.639 --> 03:38:45.840 like a like a specific like set with it. It 4656 03:38:46.000 --> 03:38:48.799 came in like a stylized there's like a special edition 4657 03:38:48.920 --> 03:38:49.799 journal looking thing. 4658 03:38:50.120 --> 03:38:50.799 That's pretty cool. 4659 03:38:51.520 --> 03:38:53.239 I don't know where that is now, though. I got 4660 03:38:53.360 --> 03:38:57.399 nudes of Josh Whedon that came with my Firefly box set. 4661 03:38:57.879 --> 03:38:59.079 Harder than you could think. 4662 03:39:00.120 --> 03:39:03.559 Wow, he actually has hair on his shaft. It looks 4663 03:39:03.680 --> 03:39:06.520 like this, well but imagine much bigger. 4664 03:39:08.639 --> 03:39:11.159 Okay, Spider Man three black suit. 4665 03:39:11.239 --> 03:39:11.920 Things like. 4666 03:39:15.159 --> 03:39:18.799 Remember Scott Pilgrim versus the I d F pre Riz 4667 03:39:18.799 --> 03:39:20.719 Blake eight nine six. I got lockdraw doing graveyard tips 4668 03:39:20.760 --> 03:39:22.239 at the lock Dick sucking factory, and all I got 4669 03:39:22.319 --> 03:39:24.760 was lockdow. I was previously mentioned honking on a clown, 4670 03:39:25.280 --> 03:39:27.680 honking a clown on his peepe and docking his nose. 4671 03:39:28.639 --> 03:39:33.200 Uh, Candace Owens more like Candace bitch, Just go away. 4672 03:39:33.719 --> 03:39:35.879 She's in so much bullshit. That's so funny. 4673 03:39:37.920 --> 03:39:39.639 Why am I subscribing to you all if you ain't 4674 03:39:39.719 --> 03:39:42.600 If you all ain't fucking, that's a good point. There 4675 03:39:42.680 --> 03:39:46.639 is no Epstein list in bossing, say dass goopy. In 4676 03:39:46.680 --> 03:39:50.120 the last stretch here it's slabber and time. Kingston's dad 4677 03:39:50.200 --> 03:39:52.000 picking up a gay little beetle off the ground. Kingston 4678 03:39:52.040 --> 03:39:53.920 look at delicious morsel as he feeds it to him. 4679 03:39:54.399 --> 03:39:58.159 Young Colin running full speed into a brick wall. You 4680 03:39:58.239 --> 03:40:00.360 doing this to Colin? The guy is guy has it 4681 03:40:00.399 --> 03:40:02.559 did for Colin? But like young Collins specific. 4682 03:40:03.959 --> 03:40:06.680 They probably went to school together. Colin did something. 4683 03:40:06.959 --> 03:40:08.479 The fucking screenshot is. 4684 03:40:11.559 --> 03:40:15.120 It's it's shot Walter White's face. 4685 03:40:16.479 --> 03:40:22.879 Why Vaudeville shotgun Wahlberg taping eyes sideways, Nicky Ziggy, Uh, 4686 03:40:23.239 --> 03:40:27.559 total clanker death kill clankers, behead clanker. Uh sorry, miss Jackson, 4687 03:40:27.600 --> 03:40:32.280 badly brave, who's New York? Nick Atherian needs help blauring 4688 03:40:32.319 --> 03:40:34.280 his webinar Halo three penis name from Melphis one and 4689 03:40:34.360 --> 03:40:37.559 rounding out our list as is always and as is customary, 4690 03:40:37.719 --> 03:40:40.040 forever and always, King of Haphazard. 4691 03:40:40.479 --> 03:40:45.840 Thank you all for stopping by. We'll see you fucking 4692 03:40:46.000 --> 03:40:48.000 we'll record tomorrow, but we'll see it. We'll see you next. 4693 03:40:48.159 --> 03:40:53.360 Negroes in the storms? Do you remember this bit like 4694 03:40:53.479 --> 03:40:55.760 rid in them? I see what you're saying by the whores, 4695 03:40:56.520 --> 03:40:57.559 by the dicks. 4696 03:40:57.719 --> 03:40:58.760 I don't know what that? 4697 03:40:59.760 --> 03:41:06.600 Do you remember this bit wieners of the whores? What 4698 03:41:06.799 --> 03:41:07.680 is this? What am I saying? 4699 03:41:07.840 --> 03:41:11.760 A good bit that got looked over many episodes ago. Oh, 4700 03:41:11.799 --> 03:41:14.479 this is about our show when Chris imagine being a 4701 03:41:14.520 --> 03:41:17.760 creature alive during the Great Dying and not knowing there 4702 03:41:17.840 --> 03:41:22.120 was even a sun and having sodden shipp in your likes. 4703 03:41:22.120 --> 03:41:24.600 I do remember this because it's just like, man, what 4704 03:41:24.719 --> 03:41:27.559 the fucking it's a terrible like who cares even that 4705 03:41:27.680 --> 03:41:28.120 I'm alive? 4706 03:41:32.879 --> 03:41:35.600 It's you? It's the creature? What what am I like? 4707 03:41:35.680 --> 03:41:38.760 A cephalopod or something that's from That's that posted the 4708 03:41:38.799 --> 03:41:42.239 picture of us during from the wedding. Is that? Oh? 4709 03:41:42.360 --> 03:41:43.479 Is that you doing that face? 4710 03:41:43.639 --> 03:41:47.319 Yeah? Do I do that face in them? I didn't 4711 03:41:47.319 --> 03:41:51.559 even notice that. Yeah, the wedding picture to come try 4712 03:41:51.680 --> 03:41:53.040 to die. Where is it? 4713 03:41:54.559 --> 03:41:57.799 Oh my god, that's exactly the face. I don't even 4714 03:41:57.799 --> 03:41:59.760 know my face could be, could get shaped like that. 4715 03:42:00.040 --> 03:42:02.200 Somebody said, you look like a smiling friend's character. 4716 03:42:04.600 --> 03:42:07.399 My hair was so clean that day. God damn a 4717 03:42:07.760 --> 03:42:10.559 crazy want to get my hair fucking entangled to this? 4718 03:42:11.079 --> 03:42:12.040 I look fired this image. 4719 03:42:12.239 --> 03:42:13.319 All you gotta do is shampoo. 4720 03:42:13.600 --> 03:42:16.079 No, it's I'm gonna get a dentangled. I'm gonna entangled. 4721 03:42:16.200 --> 03:42:20.440 Nigga shampoo. Trust me, every time my hair, every time 4722 03:42:20.440 --> 03:42:22.159 I wash my hair, I pick my hair out and 4723 03:42:22.280 --> 03:42:23.520 it takes an hour. 4724 03:42:23.680 --> 03:42:24.360 That's really good. 4725 03:42:24.399 --> 03:42:24.920 I didn't do it. 4726 03:42:25.399 --> 03:42:26.200 This is really great. 4727 03:42:27.920 --> 03:42:30.200 Kafka dirt. I can't say the rest of that. 4728 03:42:30.280 --> 03:42:30.559 Copka. 4729 03:42:30.680 --> 03:42:32.680 Thank you. Yeah, Jimmy Kafka for sure. 4730 03:42:32.799 --> 03:42:34.120 All right, we're gonna get the fuck out of here now, 4731 03:42:34.440 --> 03:42:35.600 Bye bye, everybody. 4732 03:42:35.639 --> 03:42:38.719 I'm really hell Yeah, I'm hell ya, buddy said, I'm fucked. 4733 03:42:38.760 --> 03:42:39.360 I'm traveling