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Speaker 2: Hillbilly Horror House, Happy Wife one of three.
Speaker 3: H Hi, really need to do more cardio.
Speaker 1: David looks.
Speaker 3: What woman looking at? Oh my god, Amber, is that
what I think it is?
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's the house for my dreams.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's the hill Billy Horror House.
Speaker 1: Wow, it looks just like the house in my dreams.
Speaker 5: Yeah, come on, let's get a closer look.
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's not. That's not a really good and never
mind Amber, Wait, wow, look at her. She's puful. You
you have got to stop doing that on a run
twelve miles like you do a day. Oh my god.
Speaker 5: Hm, maybe you should Pillsbury.
Speaker 3: Yeah, whatever, freak.
Speaker 5: Let's get a closer look.
Speaker 3: Amber, No, this is close enough. Someone might live here, really, David.
Speaker 5: Look at this place. No one's lived here for a
very long time.
Speaker 3: Come on, ever, it's starting to get dark and these
bloodsuckers you call mosquitoes are starting to come out.
Speaker 5: I'm going you can stay here if you want a
scaredy cat.
Speaker 3: I'm not scared. I'm just cautious. Look how all that
wood is You're probably just break right aft through you. Okay, Yeah,
I'm all good.
Speaker 5: Oh crap, Amber, I don't see any cuts l scratches. Amber,
My god, I hope there are any.
Speaker 3: Snakes in there. Amber, Yeah, babe, what's up?
Speaker 4: Don't move?
Speaker 6: Okay?
Speaker 5: Why oh god, don't tell me you see steak.
Speaker 3: We're being watched. Oh wow, up there in the attic window.
Speaker 5: I want to see I want to talk to them.
Speaker 3: Of course you do, but.
Speaker 5: No, but I want to talk to them.
Speaker 3: No, but don't turn around.
Speaker 5: Hello, can you hear me? Could I please talk to
you about your house?
Speaker 3: Amber?
Speaker 5: Don't?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 5: Can you hear me?
Speaker 3: Amber?
Speaker 4: Whatever you do, do not turn around.
Speaker 6: M h.
Speaker 5: David, David, talk to me.
Speaker 3: David.
Speaker 5: Wait, you shushed me one more time. I thought where David,
I will draw your ash.
Speaker 6: Listen.
Speaker 5: I don't hear anything there.
Speaker 3: Did you hear that?
Speaker 5: No, David, I didn't.
Speaker 3: You don't hear that.
Speaker 5: Hold on, let me walk over to you.
Speaker 3: Listen.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, it's just a say cat.
Speaker 3: Stupid cat, but he's so cute. Amber. Just leave the
cat alone.
Speaker 5: He's scaredy cat. Look, there's no handle on the door,
so so there's a breeze out here. That's probably what
I opened the door.
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably Can we go now.
Speaker 5: Yes, we can go now bye, mister kitty, Come on, babe,
let's go. Do you think it's the sale?
Speaker 6: What?
Speaker 3: The house?
Speaker 5: No, the cat, of course, the house.
Speaker 3: Why would you want to buy that death trap?
Speaker 5: I don't know. It's holded my trains for weeks now, David, God,
I can't believe we found it.
Speaker 3: If it's for sale, it's going to take a lot
of work.
Speaker 5: Maybe not. We haven't seen the inside yet.
Speaker 3: If it's anything like the outside, yeah, I don't want
to see it.
Speaker 5: Can you at least check to see if it's for sale?
Speaker 3: Please? Fine, I'll call you a realtor tomorrow.
Speaker 5: Okay, think you think? You think you and when you do,
could you please tell Tracy High for me.
Speaker 3: I will.
Speaker 5: David. Yeah, you said someone was watching us from the attacking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, idea, but don't worry. You know it was getting
dark and little light trees and it was probably just
a true reflection. You know your chariot awaits my dear.
Speaker 5: Well, thank you kind sir. By the way, David yeah,
nice man with screamed back that you screamed like a girl.
Speaker 3: No, I think you heard it wrong.
Speaker 5: No, no, pretty sure you dreamed.
Speaker 6: Like a girl.
Speaker 3: Whatever, freak.
Speaker 5: I think I saw a little wet spot on your
jeans too.
Speaker 3: Thank you for listening to hibbily horror stories. And that
is it for this week's story. Man, was that scary?
Speaker 4: Oh? Shut up, Jerry.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 3: Whoever advented alarm clock should be shot?
Speaker 5: Good morning sunshine a thenado?
Speaker 3: Oh my god? When did you become a morning person?
I don't know.
Speaker 5: I just feel alive. I've had a great sleep last night.
No dramas, no dreams, no nightmas, just a good, old
solid sleep.
Speaker 3: Good that makes one of us. They're gonna make me
some coffee one.
Speaker 5: Step ahead of her and a little breakfast in bed
for my madly husband.
Speaker 3: What manly are we on that again? That was so yesterday?
What's gotten into you? Babe? You're up early? Breakfast in bed?
What are you up to?
Speaker 5: Nothing? I wanna show my husband's some love. Is there
anything wrong with that?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes there is. Actually it's creepy. Wait a minute,
does this have to do with that house?
Speaker 6: Mama?
Speaker 5: Sir? Whatever do you mean?
Speaker 3: I thought so, Amber, I told you I will call
the relative today. You don't have to do all.
Speaker 5: This, I know, but it doesn't have to suffer you
up a little bit.
Speaker 3: Fast, behave, I'll call Trace. You don't worry when I
don't know? How about whenever I eat, whenever I shower,
whenever I decide to join the living for the day.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I don't mean to rush your I'm just excited
and anxious.
Speaker 3: I know you are. I'll call her, I promise. Speaking
of calling, you're supposed to call April today.
Speaker 5: Yes, Daddy, maybe you should call her. You're sweet on her.
Speaker 3: I am not sweet on her. She's just a nice girl.
Speaker 5: With a smoking hot body.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean no, no, no, no, no, no,
I mean your body's smoking. But you think your two
bodies whatever smoke together?
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you too that that's my best friend?
Speaker 3: I know.
Speaker 5: Sorry, besides who says we haven't already see what?
Speaker 6: But how are there? You do remember my number?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 5: I know, I firl. I'm sorry.
Speaker 6: Sorry, I miss you.
Speaker 5: Things have been so crazy here?
Speaker 6: Oh really? Everything okay with you? And David? Yeah?
Speaker 5: We're good. Did you know he can scream higher than me?
It's nothing I'll tell you later. But no, no, we're
all good. I've just been under a lot of stress
and lately I had no sleep.
Speaker 6: You're not pregnant, are you?
Speaker 5: Oh? God?
Speaker 6: No? Is David still teasing about you and me being together?
You know? He is? Boys will be boys? So what
can I do for you? Girl?
Speaker 5: I think I need a girl's day out.
Speaker 6: I'm so down to earth with that.
Speaker 5: I'll come pick you up. Say in an hour.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that'll be fine. I don't want to come over there.
Davy boy may see me and try to hump my leg.
Speaker 5: Austin, thank you so much. I'll see you then.
Speaker 6: Bye, okay, bye. Thank you for calling, Polly Rulty. I'm
sorry we missed your call. Please leave your name, your number,
and a message and I'll get back to you as
soon as i can.
Speaker 3: Hey, Tracy, this is David. I have a question about
that house Amber and I came across last night on
old Route nine. If you could give me a call, thanks,
because you know I'm.
Speaker 7: All over by dabas by dabs no shubble.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 6: Oh, hey David, this is Tracy with Polly Realty.
Speaker 3: Yes, ma'am, so I take it you got my message.
Speaker 6: I did and I know what house you're talking about. David.
Do you know anything about that house? No?
Speaker 3: Nothing. We stopped and looked at it last night. But
that's about it.
Speaker 6: David. That house has a history.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, It has a history.
Speaker 6: About thirty years ago there was a wife and kids.
Please don't go there alone, David. Hello, Dave, don't go.
Speaker 3: Huh by, do you too, David? Don't go there alone.
I will meet you and Amber there tomorrow at nine am. Oh.
Amber will be so excited.
Speaker 1: You know, I think.
Speaker 3: So, how did your day go with April?
Speaker 6: Why?
Speaker 5: It was good.
Speaker 3: I really needed that and you came back sob I know, Well,
I'm glad you're able to get out. But Tracy called
me today, Oh I'm the house. Yeah, but it's kind
of strange. It was like she was warning me of something,
warning me to not go to the house alone. I
don't know. I couldn't quite make it out because my
phone kept breaking up.
Speaker 5: Probably just because the house needs a bit of work.
Speaker 3: That's all. Yeah, perhaps you're right. But anyway, she knows
where the house is and she meet us there in
the morning. Really sweet, yeah, real sweet. Damn. This place
even looks creepy. In the daylight.
Speaker 5: But it's so majestic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's one word for it.
Speaker 5: I'm stopping such an old man. Keep an arp in mind.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, okay, come on, I see Tracy's car. Let's
get over there.
Speaker 7: David Amber, it's so good to see you. To love birds.
Speaker 3: Good morning. Tracy. Saw your call yesterday. I have a
real quick question. You said this house had history, and
you were screaming, don't go alone. Why is it like
quanted Lord?
Speaker 7: No, this place ain't a child. I said, don't go
alone because, well, look at it, it's not safe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you were screaming.
Speaker 7: It, yeah, because my stupid red neck neighbors were mowing
their yard and I just couldn't hear you.
Speaker 3: And the whole the house has history stuff? What someone
get murdered in here? Too?
Speaker 6: Ah?
Speaker 7: David, I think you've seen way too many movies.
Speaker 5: See David, I told you it was nothing. Could we
please go inside and have a look now?
Speaker 3: So, Tracy, Uh, this pile of firewood actually for sale.
Speaker 7: After some research, I did find the original posting. I
reached out to the owners next to Ken and verified
it was for sale, but they are thinking about leveling
it and selling the.
Speaker 3: Land next to Ken? Why the next to Ken?
Speaker 7: Well, it turns out the wife disappeared. Most thinks she
just ran away with the lover. Others think oh Man
Brown killed her. Neither were ever proved.
Speaker 5: So whatever happened to old man Brown.
Speaker 3: He probably just died in a retirement home.
Speaker 7: Ah, David, don't be silly. Back then, people died in
their homes.
Speaker 3: Wait, you're telling me someone died in this house and
another one disappeared.
Speaker 5: Oh cool, Well, let's start slot and have a look.
Speaker 7: Then I would give you the key, but I'm sure
it's probably open.
Speaker 5: Come on, David, let's go.
Speaker 3: Amber watched the stairs. Remember what happened last night?
Speaker 5: Study?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, David, look at this place.
Speaker 5: It's amazing.
Speaker 3: Have you lost your mind? Hit the dump? It smells
like crap. And look half the walls have fallen. And Amber,
I swear I just saw cockroach ride in a doom buggy.
Speaker 5: Oh David, don't be so melodramatic.
Speaker 3: The floors are falling through, the stairs are missing, and
the windows are broken. I'm not about to go upstairs.
Speaker 5: But it's a blank canvas. Don't look at it for
what it is, but look at it for what it
could be.
Speaker 3: You know, like I did with you, ha ha, like
I did with you. But seriously, I really don't know
about this, Amber. This really isn't a good idea.
Speaker 7: So what do you all think?
Speaker 3: Thank you for your time, Tracy, but I just don't
think this.
Speaker 6: Well, we'll take it.
Speaker 1: We hope that you enjoyed this episode. Writing, production, and
editing done by Tim Mullens. Amber is played by Natasha Ali.
David is played by Tim Mullens. The realtor was played
by Tracy Pauline, Narrating by me Dana Gleason.