Speaker 1: Hello, everybody, It's me Cecily Nobler here with Stephanie Wilder
Speaker 1: Taylor say hey, she's cool to vibe and bro, she
Speaker 1: is hanging bro dang. You know we are here for Okay,
Speaker 1: let me see if I can get through this. And
Speaker 1: just like that part two of this week's episode.
Speaker 2: So we are.
Speaker 1: If you're following along, and you should be, we are
Speaker 1: on episode six of season three, and this is the
Speaker 1: second part of this recap. We're going to get into it.
Speaker 1: We're going to get right into it, and there's not
Speaker 1: much to get into because it's so lame. But you
Speaker 1: liked this episode. It's I didn't hate it like everybody else.
Speaker 1: I didn't hate it. I didn't there's nothing to hold
Speaker 1: on to. It's not like you think about it, right.
Speaker 2: It's I feel and I know we're just getting right
Speaker 2: back into the episode. But I feel like in the
Speaker 2: olden days, the olden days of this show, there were
Speaker 2: sort of landmark moments. There were things that it was
Speaker 2: water cooler talk if.
Speaker 1: You will, right, yeah, but everything was back then because
Speaker 1: we just had different times, we had less content.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't know what that is. I
Speaker 2: really think that women writers are missing it. I do
Speaker 2: believe that this is just poorly written, and I don't
Speaker 2: think they can help it, because I genuinely don't think
Speaker 2: they understand why it's bad. Right, No, you're right, they're off.
Speaker 2: They're definitely off.
Speaker 1: And like you said in the last part one of this,
Speaker 1: we were just about to get into, like all the
Speaker 1: stuff that these women are just bowing down to guys,
Speaker 1: no matter what it's like, whether it's Carrie and Aiden,
Speaker 1: it's so it's just ridiculous. Everybody's lost the thread here.
Speaker 1: But in this case, Lisa is kind of trying not
Speaker 1: to do that. She's with Marilyn the man the the
Speaker 1: hot ever, Marian is it Mary?
Speaker 2: It's Mary?
Speaker 1: I keep making it worse Mary, Marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 2: Mary.
Speaker 1: It's like, okay, so my name's Marilyn Monroe. Okay, but
Speaker 1: I am a man, shut up my Okay, So my
Speaker 1: name is Jennifer Heather Lisa, Oh, guys can't be named that, Okay.
Speaker 1: So the Chauncey the assistant's been calling a lot, but
Speaker 1: she's like, I've got to work too, I've got a
Speaker 1: life to turning the phone off. But then Herbert shows
Speaker 1: up and it's fair Well, we haven't gotten to that yet.
Speaker 2: We're going to come back to that.
Speaker 1: Oh, before we get to Herbert getting there, we're gonna
Speaker 1: switch over to Aiden showing up at Carrie's house. Just
Speaker 1: like old days. He had a little pebble back in
Speaker 1: the day. This is he got her attention. This is
Speaker 1: an old episode. He gets a rock, he throws it.
Speaker 1: It's a little sprinkled, nothing really happens. So he gets
Speaker 1: a different rock, throws it, and it crashes into the home.
Speaker 1: It just crashes the window. Yes, And he's so upset
Speaker 1: understandably on that. He's like, ah no, he's such a
Speaker 1: he's not a great actor though. It's like, why iotta.
Speaker 1: He just feels so like, oh, this war this window?
Speaker 1: Understand I Carrie And then so she and she's being
Speaker 1: very cold. She is, I understand why you'd be annoyed.
Speaker 1: I would definitely be annoyed. I get annoyed by things
Speaker 1: like that too. But she's being like downright mean about it.
Speaker 1: That's so, you know, And I'm not trying to argue.
Speaker 1: I just think it's so funny the way we see
Speaker 1: things so different. Like when I think a guy's being mean,
Speaker 1: You're like.
Speaker 2: What, No, he's just right, right, he's just and he's British.
Speaker 2: Ye see, I thought she was being very understanding because
Speaker 2: she's not really saying that much. She's not like what
Speaker 2: the fuck. He's the one who keeps saying I'll just
Speaker 2: replace it, and she's like, well, you can't really just
Speaker 2: replace it, right, She says, these windows survived to Mexican
Speaker 2: War Civil War draft riots of the sixty three, as
Speaker 2: in eighteen sixty three. Hard.
Speaker 1: I think that's a little she's kind Oh, I felt
Speaker 1: like she was something it if she were if if
Speaker 1: it was the old Carrie, it would be kind of
Speaker 1: cy like she'd make a joke, she'd be annoyed, like
Speaker 1: a real person, you know, would would be like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, what that really sucks? And then if you
Speaker 1: if you're so calm and cool, she's so xanixed out
Speaker 1: and so rich that nothing really matters, and then just say, hey,
Speaker 1: it's going to be a little harder to replace because
Speaker 1: these are like really old windows with the prism and everything.
Speaker 1: But you know, you got the money and just throw
Speaker 1: money at it, you'll fix it.
Speaker 2: I mean, I feel like she kind of did. I
Speaker 2: feel like she did. She kept I think he's acting
Speaker 2: over overreacting and being kind of crazy, and she's like
Speaker 2: all right, like, well, no, you can't just replace the
Speaker 2: glass because it's you know, you can't. But he's like, no,
Speaker 2: I could fix it. It's being crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he cuts himself. What if he's just picked up
Speaker 1: a piece and just started slashing his own leg? Like,
Speaker 1: ate it? And then he goes, put on your shoes. Wait,
Speaker 1: aren't you wearing shoes? By the way, who would ask that?
Speaker 2: Nobody in your home? Are you wearing shoes right now?
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm not wearing any shoes, never wearing shoes in my house.
Speaker 2: Who would know that? There's no reason for that.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's just to set up the Duncan things
Speaker 1: like oh, just Duncan. I'm just been He's like, okay,
Speaker 1: there's supposed to be like this tension between Aiden and Duncan,
Speaker 1: which comes a little bit later sort of kind of
Speaker 1: but not really.
Speaker 2: He just fucked Kathy. Yeah, it's I have a character
Speaker 2: absolutely unacceptable everything about him I can't stand. Yeah, agreed.
Speaker 2: So then so he's just like and then to top
Speaker 2: it all off, I was so grossed out at this moment.
Speaker 2: He's just like, and I've broken up with somebody for
Speaker 2: this exact attitude. Oh god, why doesn't anything go my way?
Speaker 2: Nothing goes right way? And she's like what she goes
Speaker 2: and sits with him. She's being very sweet, which like,
Speaker 2: what kind of a grown man says, doesn't anything go
Speaker 2: my way?
Speaker 1: After I fucked my wife? When you're gonna found out
Speaker 1: my ex wife will see later?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's And she's like, well, what's not going your way?
Speaker 2: And he's like wyat, stupid fucking kid, and would get
Speaker 2: on the fucking plane. He changed his mind at the
Speaker 2: gate and we were like, no, you're going. Then on
Speaker 2: the way did they go? I yes, I think they
Speaker 2: made him go, so then they were probably more research.
Speaker 1: She's probably like, Dad, I looked into it and they
Speaker 1: did a whole documentary about hers.
Speaker 2: Hell Little said, it has been so outspoken about this.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to this place you're fucking going and
Speaker 2: then he Kathy was upset. Athy started crying and then
Speaker 2: she looked at me and said, what was so bad
Speaker 2: that we have to send our son to the grand Tetons?
Speaker 2: And then he's like and also, I want to tell
Speaker 2: you that I fucked Kathy, but I can't do it
Speaker 2: right now because I pretend I didn't. It's gonna be later.
Speaker 1: We're gonna find I just I wrote that tunes like
Speaker 1: and also girls what not? Yet that again is an
Speaker 1: editing issue, and because then they go back then don't
Speaker 1: we just have that I'm trying to read.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that moment goes back to Herbert. Carrie says, be
Speaker 2: careful because of the glass, and he goes too late
Speaker 2: for that. Don't look at me, do not look He's
Speaker 2: suddenly elephant.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: Don't stare at me, don't look at me, don't get
Speaker 2: too close to me. Right now, I am a man,
Speaker 2: I'm a human. What the fuck? What is this? What
Speaker 2: show is this?
Speaker 1: I don't know it makes it.
Speaker 2: He's just came to her so like, you're the one
Speaker 2: who slept with Kathy, So why didn't you cancel on
Speaker 2: Carrie and say I issue I need to tell you
Speaker 2: others on the phone. Yeah, yeah, okay. So now now
Speaker 2: we're back in.
Speaker 1: The editing day and now Herbert comes. He storms in,
Speaker 1: but he has news and he's very rude. Originally when
Speaker 1: he's telling her the news, I told you, Lisa, right.
Speaker 2: Well, the first thing he says is, yeah, I tried
Speaker 2: to get a hold of you but your phone was off.
Speaker 1: Which it would be in an editing bay. It is
Speaker 1: totally fine.
Speaker 2: His fucking phone would be off a lot too, because
Speaker 2: he's running for comptroller, as we have to hear about
Speaker 2: in every episode. So suddenly she can't turn her phone
Speaker 2: off for an hour.
Speaker 1: Right, and he's like, yeah, your phone was off, and
Speaker 1: then he's like your father. He says it so kind
Speaker 1: of rude, like yeah, this stroke. And she's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, let me get my stuff together. What hospital
Speaker 1: And he's like, no, Lisa, you don't understand.
Speaker 2: It's too late. He's passed. Yeah, he might not have
Speaker 2: said too late, but like he did. He did.
Speaker 1: Yes, He's like, god, what a dick. Yeah, he's not
Speaker 1: being very sensitive.
Speaker 2: Also, we forgot we should just mention in case, in
Speaker 2: case you're literally listening to this to see what happened.
Speaker 2: Right before he comes in, she's kind of flirty with
Speaker 2: Marian and then yeah, he mentions that he's married, and
Speaker 2: she's like, she had not mentioned before you. No, it
Speaker 2: was weird. She goes, oh, oh, you're married, and he says,
Speaker 2: which is also such bad writing. Yeah, I just like
Speaker 2: to keep work and personal life separate. Who says that
Speaker 2: Nobody talks like that. Nobody says, why wouldn't you just go, yeah,
Speaker 2: I just never mentioned it, right, or it didn't come up,
Speaker 2: why would you go yeah. I like to keep it
Speaker 2: separate because for the show, Actually, what if he says
Speaker 2: for it and just like that, it is important that
Speaker 2: I have a different life that you don't know about.
Speaker 2: That's any storyline, you know what show you're on? Right, Like,
Speaker 2: you're supposed to be kind of having a crush on
Speaker 2: me and your husband's sort of jealous. So yeah, I
Speaker 2: didn't mention it before. So then when Herbert comes in,
Speaker 2: she's like, because everybody has to be a cartoon character,
Speaker 2: She's like, oh, this is my editor married, I mean,
Speaker 2: I mean Mary, And I don't know why I said that.
Speaker 2: I guess I'm just Freudian slip because I have a
Speaker 2: big crush on him. The fuck I know. I rolled
Speaker 2: my eyes so hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then he's so then we go to her
Speaker 1: she they're back, and she calls Charlotte to tell her
Speaker 1: like the very sad news understandably, like everyone's very upset.
Speaker 2: Well, she says, she says to him. At this she
Speaker 2: says to Herbert at this time, she oh, no, she
Speaker 2: calls Charlotte, Okay, you're right, this is the part, right.
Speaker 1: So then she gets an email while she's talking to
Speaker 1: him from Okay, so her dad had been very involved
Speaker 1: in the theater.
Speaker 2: Yes, but before that we have to say, this is
Speaker 2: where they set up. She's talking to Charlotte, and then
Speaker 2: she just starts berating herself because she's like, I put
Speaker 2: my phone on silent. I can't believe I did that night.
Speaker 2: I didn't even get to say goodbye because of my work.
Speaker 2: She literally says, because of work. Because of work, I
Speaker 2: couldn't say goodbye.
Speaker 1: Right right, And then she gets in, yeah, go ahead.
Speaker 2: Well I was just going to say that, Charlotte is like,
Speaker 2: no work that your father wanted you to be doing.
Speaker 2: He was proud of you for working. At least she
Speaker 2: has the sense to say that to her, because she's
Speaker 2: going to be it's all. The rest of Lisa's story
Speaker 2: is going to be about what a bad person she
Speaker 2: is for putting her phone on silent. I just can't
Speaker 2: with this fucking writing. Do we need to take a
Speaker 2: I take a break?
Speaker 1: What do we need a little little time out? I'm
Speaker 1: with you, I know, I know, I know, I totally
Speaker 1: I'm with you, go ahead.
Speaker 2: She gets the email.
Speaker 1: Her dad was in the theater. So she gets an
Speaker 1: email from I guess Lucille had been her dad's girlfriend
Speaker 1: or and or slash just someone he worked closely with,
Speaker 1: like he was married to the Fiata Community theater. I
Speaker 1: actually thought the storyline was over the top, but a
Speaker 1: little bit cute. I didn't hate it. It was something
Speaker 1: different and unique that I hadn't seen before. I liked
Speaker 1: later when they had you know, they were just kind
Speaker 1: of like had uh possessiveness over.
Speaker 2: The dad, and it was kind of seen that. It
Speaker 2: was interesting the dad who already died, who was already dead, yes,
Speaker 2: who died in this season.
Speaker 1: But that's okay, sure exactly, so I mean that entire
Speaker 1: life for him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're going to create a whole storyline about her
Speaker 2: dad dying.
Speaker 1: Oh, she's for him being in season two because he
Speaker 1: came to see something like he was in was.
Speaker 2: In season two. I told you that he came to
Speaker 2: dinner in season two. In season one, he was supposedly
Speaker 2: already dead, and you talked about the theater. Yes, but
Speaker 2: in season one she says that my dad she when
Speaker 2: her dad died.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sloppy. I mean at best is the nicest
Speaker 1: way I can say. It's sloppy writing. You would think
Speaker 1: that the care the actress who plays Lisa.
Speaker 2: Yes, you do know that one of my storylines was
Speaker 2: that my dad died.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, wouldn't you remember that line? I would
Speaker 1: never forget that, right, Oh that's so weird. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: she's mad that she gets an email inviting her to
Speaker 1: her own dad's funeral. I was like, relax, just mourn
Speaker 1: the man for a second. Right to the thing, and
Speaker 1: you can have your own You'll do a celebration of
Speaker 1: life at the theater, and then you can have something
Speaker 1: for family and friends with like or something or whatever
Speaker 1: you're gonna do, like doesn't matter, right, that was I
Speaker 1: was just like, all right, So then that's setting that up.
Speaker 1: Now we go back to Charlotte's which I'm just like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, Harry's yelling at the I guess the Mets.
Speaker 1: I don't know if the Yankees with the Mets. I think,
Speaker 1: who knows, Maybe it's the Yankees.
Speaker 2: And Charlotte's trying to cuddle up with him like she's
Speaker 2: some kind of like nineteen fifties housewife.
Speaker 1: Yes, and he's like, I want to watch the game,
Speaker 1: but Harry, listen to me, Harry, come on, just.
Speaker 2: Move the way, just move out of the way of
Speaker 2: trying to watch the game. He loves.
Speaker 1: This is also a throwback to when they broke up
Speaker 1: when they were together and she had she was converting
Speaker 1: to Judaism, right, so that she she did do that,
Speaker 1: which was like why really half did? She got really
Speaker 1: into it, and they she'd made him like she learned
Speaker 1: to make like hola bread, you know, and she made
Speaker 1: this huge Shubat dinner, which like he wasn't even that into.
Speaker 1: He wasn't super religious, but you know how sometimes when
Speaker 1: people convert, like, oh, we kind of go overboard.
Speaker 2: That's a that's a real thing.
Speaker 1: Yes, And he came home from work and he wanted
Speaker 1: to watch the Yankees game or whatever. Let's say, I
Speaker 1: don't know which team. I really just don't know, and
Speaker 1: I wish I did whatever. So he comes back and
Speaker 1: he's just trying to watch it, and she's like, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's Sabbath. TV is off, Harry, you know, in her way,
Speaker 1: eyes all big, and he's like, yeah, we don't really,
Speaker 1: I don't really do that. I mean, I appreciate that
Speaker 1: you've learned all that, but like, we can watch that,
Speaker 1: and she keeps She's like, no, I slaved all day
Speaker 1: over the gilt filter fish. It was so over the top.
Speaker 1: And he's like really want So they broke up over it,
Speaker 1: and she's like, I converted for you.
Speaker 2: She's like, do you know what it looks like?
Speaker 1: Do you know what people look like? They look at
Speaker 1: us and they're like, oh my god, I can't believe
Speaker 1: she's with him. She said that to him and he
Speaker 1: was like wow. He's like I know people say that,
Speaker 1: but I didn't know you said that. So he left
Speaker 1: and they like, I don't remember this, yes, So I
Speaker 1: only bring it back to say that he really loves baseball.
Speaker 1: So they kept that true to the character, like he's
Speaker 1: got gan let him watch the fucking Mets game, right,
Speaker 1: And she's just like, honey, we need it. And he's like, oh,
Speaker 1: I just missed like a home run, face is loaded,
Speaker 1: or someone's whatever stole a base. But she's like, but
Speaker 1: life is so fragile.
Speaker 2: Lisa's father died first of all, it's it doesn't even
Speaker 2: know him exactly. This is a whole thing where they
Speaker 2: tried to for they put this character in Okay, they nobody,
Speaker 2: and remember that in season one and season two they
Speaker 2: forced everybody to they were all hanging out with Naya.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden, it was like, yeah, they were
Speaker 2: this new friendship. But now, and this is going to
Speaker 2: come up later and another thing that irritates me, But
Speaker 2: now they've relegated Lisa to be Charlotte's friend. Yeah, it's nobody,
Speaker 2: nobody hangs out with her, but yet you're going to
Speaker 2: see later it's suddenly like she's the best friend of
Speaker 2: all of them. It's so so strange the way that
Speaker 2: it is, the way they're writing this, and what happened
Speaker 2: to Nya?
Speaker 1: She lived in their building. They lived in the same building.
Speaker 1: I mean, I understand why Lisa and Charlotte are friends
Speaker 1: because their kids go to school together. Okay, that makes sense,
Speaker 1: but why what happened to the other entire character that
Speaker 1: lived there?
Speaker 2: Miranda lived with don't forget for a while. Oh my god,
Speaker 2: that's right.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm sorry, Lisa lives Wait does Lisa live
Speaker 1: in the building? Then?
Speaker 2: Remember when they went to.
Speaker 1: The they had to go to a like a party.
Speaker 1: They wanted to have a dinner party, but they wanted
Speaker 1: to invite other people of color because they didn't want
Speaker 1: it to look like they only had white friends. Yes,
Speaker 1: I don't remember who was who, but that's right. Naya
Speaker 1: was the professor. She was the dea Mariana.
Speaker 2: She was Miranda's teacher. Okay, so they became like best friends.
Speaker 2: They lived together, yes, she moved in with her. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and they just wrote her off really yeah, never to
Speaker 2: be mentioned again. That is weird.
Speaker 1: I guess she just didn't go to that. She didn't
Speaker 1: take the class anymore. But when they still be buddies,
Speaker 1: she was, they were best friends. It became like the
Speaker 1: best of friends in the show. Didn't you have to
Speaker 1: like suffer through like Charlotte having sex, Like she couldn't
Speaker 1: go into the room, or one of them was having
Speaker 1: sex and the other one couldn't like use the bathroom.
Speaker 2: That was that was Nia was having sex with the
Speaker 2: kind of younger guy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she found her, she'd got her groove back. Yes, yes, okay, yeah, anyway,
Speaker 1: well all that dumb shit happened now now.
Speaker 2: Uh so, basically Harry says to Charlotte, Hey, remember like
Speaker 2: the other night when you were being you know, like
Speaker 2: really positive, like Pollyanna, can I have her back. I
Speaker 2: want my Pollyanna back, and she's like, Okay.
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, now, let's get to Yeah. That was
Speaker 1: super annoying, and we then we end that scene very
Speaker 1: quickly and go to the worst scene of the episode. So,
Speaker 1: if you've been with us since the beginning of this one,
Speaker 1: just get ready. So Aiden's sitting at the computer googling
Speaker 1: for windows he's trying to find when he's obsessive. She
Speaker 1: I do not understand. Please, maybe you can explain. Harry
Speaker 1: comes in like a zombie, like she's on more than
Speaker 1: one xanax, like many xanax.
Speaker 2: And she comes in. She's wearing a nightgown. Yes, I
Speaker 2: swear to you like I do remember my grandmother wearing
Speaker 2: a very similar nightgown. And I was like, aha, I
Speaker 2: see what Cecily's been talking about. She looks a hundred.
Speaker 1: Yes, but then she says, please explain this to me.
Speaker 1: She says, I put you in a room or something like, wait,
Speaker 1: what do you can.
Speaker 2: You explain shoe now? She says, I put shoe, oh God,
Speaker 2: to bed. She's talking about her cat. She's like, I
Speaker 2: got the cat all situated.
Speaker 1: She said in a room. Because I thought she was
Speaker 1: saying like I got your room made up like it
Speaker 1: wouldn't be the same room as her.
Speaker 2: She wants to bone, got it, Got it? That makes
Speaker 2: more sense. Fully understand you understand about that. Let's let's go,
Speaker 2: let's bone, let's do this, let's have our you know.
Speaker 2: So obviously their relationship isn't even that romantic anymore. It's
Speaker 2: like nothing's happened since like now it's late at night.
Speaker 2: They've not like hatsa hang nothing, so which is going
Speaker 2: to come back? But also it's just he's just on
Speaker 2: the computer.
Speaker 1: She's obsessed because he wants to He doesn't want to
Speaker 1: have intimacy because he cheated on her. So he's like,
Speaker 1: uh oh, let's uh hey, hey, let's go to Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2: I think I've found some windows And I just wrote
Speaker 2: is she drunk? Because she can be.
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, I don't think we mean like all
Speaker 1: the way Pennsylvania.
Speaker 2: She's like, I have this event at Tiffany.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah yeah, But she says it drunk isn't
Speaker 1: the right word, like zoned out on something like it
Speaker 1: makes no sense.
Speaker 2: This is not who she was.
Speaker 1: You just because you become you're in your twenties and
Speaker 1: you become in your fifties. I still kind of sound
Speaker 1: the same. I'm still the same energy, right, Like I
Speaker 1: don't I wouldn't be like, uh yeah, I can't do that.
Speaker 1: Like she's not connecting to anything that's happening and around her.
Speaker 1: I'm concerned for her. Yeah, yeah, Okay. So she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I have this Tiffany's event. And also they have no chemistry.
Speaker 1: Now I'm riled up. Now you can tell me to
Speaker 1: take a time out because they don't have any chemistry,
Speaker 1: and I feel like, why even why wouldn't the real
Speaker 1: carry go Oh my god, that's so ridiculous. Of course,
Speaker 1: we're not going to fucking Pennsylvania relax, right, Yeah, But
Speaker 1: she's just zombie. She's like a zombie, can't go going
Speaker 1: to Tiffany's.
Speaker 2: And he's like, well, I'm gonna stay up, Carrie, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna stay up and look for glass. Okay, he did
Speaker 2: all night. He stayed up all night, So in the
Speaker 2: all hours in the morning she wakes up. But you
Speaker 2: would also think at some point she would come back
Speaker 2: out and be like, what is going on? You came
Speaker 2: to visit me, get in bed, what the fuck are
Speaker 2: you doing?
Speaker 1: Of course, of course, he's being and he's being really weird.
Speaker 1: He's like, I gotta find this glass carry and then yeah.
Speaker 2: Here here, I'm going to point out to you. So
Speaker 2: she wakes up in the morning, he's gone to Scranton,
Speaker 2: and it turns out she's out of thumbs again.
Speaker 1: Okay, But also I'd like to point out to you
Speaker 1: the post it note. There's a the Burger throw back,
Speaker 1: even though it wasn't him, wasn't aiden. The post it
Speaker 1: note was supposed to be a little Burger not I
Speaker 1: think he told her he'd left on a post it.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but he just said he went to Scranton.
Speaker 1: I know, but I still think I mean it didn't
Speaker 1: say I can't sorry, I can't, don't hate yeah, whatever,
Speaker 1: he didn't say that she has post it notes and
Speaker 1: why I have them though, to be fair, but I
Speaker 1: am a mess. I am a mess. That is a
Speaker 1: messy life that I live. So I don't know why
Speaker 1: I have them, but I do. And there's scribbles that
Speaker 1: I can't read, and it's the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So meanwhile, again that is interesting. I love that you
Speaker 1: picked up on that. I do feel hopefully it will
Speaker 1: come back. But I didn't see it.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's going to come back.
Speaker 1: Trust Trust, trust girl. So then we go to Tiffany's I.
Speaker 2: Want to say yes. Charlotte and carry are walking around
Speaker 2: and Carrie's.
Speaker 1: Like, oh well, Carrie says, do you want to say it?
Speaker 2: Or should I? You go ahead? She's like, it's weird.
Speaker 1: I mean, we haven't even made love. Oh I who
Speaker 1: A lot of my columnist talks like that, right, you
Speaker 1: haven't even made love. Also, what friend talks like that?
Speaker 1: That's your old friend, Carrie, and you're just gonna be
Speaker 1: cool with that.
Speaker 2: You're cool with it. Haven't even a good haven't even
Speaker 2: made love? God? Is she is? She supposed to be
Speaker 2: turned morphing into the character from the eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, maybe the woman said to her friend.
Speaker 1: You haven't made love yet, said the woman to her friend.
Speaker 1: The woman, the nameless, faceless woman from the I don't
Speaker 1: know if I mentioned eighteen hundreds.
Speaker 2: Ill we talk about her hat again too. She's wearing
Speaker 2: this crazy like bolero hat with this very wide flat
Speaker 2: brim to walk around Tiffany h m hmm, yeah, because
Speaker 2: they're just yep, like it's the Kentucky Derby. So Charlotte
Speaker 2: is suddenly like really sad. She's getting sad about She's like, carry,
Speaker 2: everything is so fragile. Everything right again, she says this,
Speaker 2: everything's so fragile, and then she starts crying and Carrie's like,
Speaker 2: oh no, what's wrong, what's wrong? And Charlotte's like, it's
Speaker 2: Lisa's dad. He died first of all, and I know that,
Speaker 2: we know, we're we know heay, she doesn't tell her yet.
Speaker 1: Oh, Lisa's I'm sorry, that's Harry. Later, Sorry I got confused. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're right, So it's really Harry that she's crying about.
Speaker 2: But says but she's like, Lisa's dad died, and Carrie's like, oh, no,
Speaker 2: wasn't Lisa. Lisa doesn't barely knows these people, No, I know.
Speaker 2: So now we're having a whole storyline about a side character. Really,
Speaker 2: and I understand that Lisa is supposed to be a
Speaker 2: main character now, but it's the writer's own fault for
Speaker 2: delegating her, forgiving relegating her to Charlotte's friend, and taking
Speaker 2: her out of the main group. So stop trying to
Speaker 2: force side characters grandparents or parents. It's just OK.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's annoying. It makes no sense. So then as
Speaker 1: if it couldn't get worse in that moment. Then Bitsy
Speaker 1: shows up, Oh my again, and then again, why does
Speaker 1: Charlotte keep saying that? It's like oh, She's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was invited to win to my spam mail. Of
Speaker 1: course I was invited. And she's like, oh, are you
Speaker 1: going to be a thing?
Speaker 2: This so other? You going to the boat party the
Speaker 2: boats and Bitsy's and boats party as well?
Speaker 1: Just look straight at the camera like aw no, like
Speaker 1: Norman Feld it yes.
Speaker 2: It is. It's becoming. Oh my god, it's Three's Company.
Speaker 2: It's Three's Company.
Speaker 1: Bitsy is very like she seems like someone that would
Speaker 1: show up on that, and they have to kind of
Speaker 1: get rid. They have to hide. I could see a
Speaker 1: Three's Company episode not to go too far off for
Speaker 1: Jack or Larry. The crazy Larry best friend is like,
Speaker 1: Jack got us, I got us a date with the
Speaker 1: Vonesque twins or whatever you know, yes, and then like
Speaker 1: they get the twins in there and they're making it
Speaker 1: and then Bitsy shows up for some reason because like
Speaker 1: it's Larry's mom, and so they're like, wait, get in here,
Speaker 1: and they have to try to hide. That's what I'm
Speaker 1: that's the vibes I'm getting.
Speaker 2: Right, the high right right? Oh?
Speaker 1: I mean through his company was just constant chaos. It
Speaker 1: was never just a moment where they were just like, hey,
Speaker 1: let's watch TV together as roommates.
Speaker 2: Right, But why did I like that show so much?
Speaker 1: She all did because we love John Ritter, because he
Speaker 1: was very likable and we probably all had crushes on him.
Speaker 1: I did, probably a little bit when you were young, right,
Speaker 1: I don't so I thought he was adorable and it
Speaker 1: was just so silly, but I yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's just when I think about it now, it's like,
Speaker 1: what kind of existence was that? Like that many misunderstandings,
Speaker 1: that many lies to your landlord?
Speaker 2: Like who lives like that?
Speaker 1: Right? It's is constant and they're not even having sex.
Speaker 1: Poor Janet has to like do everything I.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't want to live. Ann has to have that hairstyle. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they just make their particulous.
Speaker 1: And well because she's the one with the black hair,
Speaker 1: so she's not sexy, that's right.
Speaker 2: She's like a.
Speaker 1: Mom and she's she's the one that's going to like
Speaker 1: write out the checks to pay the ropers. Sorry, sometimes
Speaker 1: we you know, we're gen X. That's what you're gonna
Speaker 1: get here. That's you'd rather you need us on the
Speaker 1: wall of this show because they who have it's boomers
Speaker 1: right in the show.
Speaker 2: M hm. Seemingly yes, that we want to be like that.
Speaker 2: So that was your favorite scene you love? Not?
Speaker 1: Actually I was going to say I didn't. I just
Speaker 1: I didn't hate the story itself. But I just was like,
Speaker 1: we don't need a full scene about it, multiple scenes.
Speaker 1: I know it's a lot, and they're being very competitive
Speaker 1: about this funeral, and they.
Speaker 2: Put their bags down, and somehow Lucille is like, hah,
Speaker 2: I guess you've got a burkin well, I and I
Speaker 2: only have a Michael Core's. I was like, you know
Speaker 2: what Michael Cores is anybody else's burkein. I feel that,
Speaker 2: like my corses costs a lot of money.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna push back. I actually I'm going to say something.
Speaker 1: I actually thought this was kind of cute because Lucille
Speaker 1: was like, she's a little out of touch, and I
Speaker 1: thought she, I'm not saying you are, but she was
Speaker 1: a little like being competitive about the dad because the
Speaker 1: dad had bought her the Michael cors But you can
Speaker 1: get a Michael Cors at like Target.
Speaker 2: It's not that it's no Burkett. I think she was
Speaker 2: trying to like at TJ Max, I'm target, You're thinking
Speaker 2: of mos are you?
Speaker 1: Because I have I like Masima. I don't know what
Speaker 1: I'm I'm just saying it's not the same. I thought
Speaker 1: it was kind of cute. This was a little bit
Speaker 1: of like a slam. This was like a little bit
Speaker 1: of like rich people writing you know, yeah, that's all that.
Speaker 2: But that's what I mean. I just like, we get it.
Speaker 2: She has a birth.
Speaker 1: They're also rich and have Burkens and they're different. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she's sort of trying to keep up with the Joneses.
Speaker 1: Lucille is in a weird way, but she thinks she's
Speaker 1: doing it, which I thought was like, you know, we
Speaker 1: all know Lucille and that's fine.
Speaker 2: She's just being.
Speaker 1: The thing I didn't like about that character is she
Speaker 1: didn't really seem to have a lot of sympathy for Lisa,
Speaker 1: who had just lost her father, right, They didn't have
Speaker 1: sympathy for each other.
Speaker 2: And further's this stupid thing where she's like Lucille's like,
Speaker 2: I've been working for years and keeping his theater alive,
Speaker 2: and your father would always say, oh, don't bother Lisa
Speaker 2: with this, don't bother Lisa with that. So when it
Speaker 2: came to his funeral, I said, don't bother Lisa. Plus
Speaker 2: your phone was off, so again, you don't want everybody
Speaker 2: to bother you, right, it's just so stupid. So no
Speaker 2: one's allowed to have a job. That shit's real.
Speaker 1: I've gone through that before with my parents and their friends.
Speaker 1: I've told you that. The shit they'll say, like, I
Speaker 1: guess you're too busy to come, and we'll just take.
Speaker 2: Care of it.
Speaker 1: You get a lot of that, and that does feel real.
Speaker 1: I wish they'd sort of played more into it and
Speaker 1: less about her having a job and more about her
Speaker 1: just like not spending every waking moment like handling shit.
Speaker 2: But that is so I felt that.
Speaker 1: I know it's stupid the writing, but I felt that
Speaker 1: what they were trying to say.
Speaker 2: I think I like that, Yes, but like Lise, yeah,
Speaker 2: I get it, I get it. And this does make
Speaker 2: sets up a sort of emotional scene for later. I
Speaker 2: just wish everybody wasn't such a caricature.
Speaker 1: So yeah, then we go to Miranda and Joy and
Speaker 1: they're gonna meet Brady.
Speaker 2: They have the dogs there, so basically Joy can have
Speaker 2: her dogs everywhere at everybody at her house. They have
Speaker 2: to be with her at all times. But she's gonna
Speaker 2: act kind of bitchy about meeting Miranda's son, and her
Speaker 2: excuse is going to be, yeah, I'm just not really
Speaker 2: like a kid person. She's like, I have to tell
Speaker 2: you something before he gets here. You know how you
Speaker 2: are with dogs, kind of tentative. If that's how I
Speaker 2: am with people's children. First of all, I just again,
Speaker 2: he's not ten. I understand if he was like a
Speaker 2: little per he's a grown person. Yeah. Right, So you're
Speaker 2: basically saying I'm not good with people.
Speaker 1: With the person that you made, the human that came
Speaker 1: out of you, is probably the most important person in
Speaker 1: your life.
Speaker 2: Miranda.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how I'll be. I may spit
Speaker 1: in his face. I never really know how I'm going
Speaker 1: to react.
Speaker 2: And then it kind of reminded me of how later
Speaker 2: when Miranda was like, I mean earlier, sorry, not later earlier,
Speaker 2: when Miranda was like, okay, you were kind of like
Speaker 2: weird to me all night, She's like, oh, that's because
Speaker 2: I'm I'm awkward when I'm attracted to somebody. It's just
Speaker 2: like there's always an excuse for why she's like not
Speaker 2: super nice.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a lot to like unpack with her all
Speaker 1: the time, which is yes, so Brady is this When
Speaker 1: Brady shows up and he's being very sweet, yes, and
Speaker 1: normal and talks to the dogs first and sweet, you know,
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, can I say hot?
Speaker 2: Like it was?
Speaker 1: So then she changed her mind immediately. She's like, oh, nope,
Speaker 1: he's an exception. Yeah, okay, all right, I.
Speaker 2: Just don't know why that would I. I guess you're
Speaker 2: setting up. I almost don't trust the writers to have
Speaker 2: a reason for what they're doing anymore. So I'm like, Okay,
Speaker 2: is that supposed to be like a hurdle that they
Speaker 2: had or is that setting something up?
Speaker 1: Do you know what?
Speaker 2: I mean?
Speaker 1: You never know, but you're writing not to trust them.
Speaker 1: I agree with you on that you're not trust work.
Speaker 1: There's maybe a little bit of a scene before we
Speaker 1: go back to Carrie, but I skipped it because I
Speaker 1: wanted to get back to Carrie.
Speaker 2: Basically. I mean, I can tell you what happened. It's
Speaker 2: just like Lucille and Lisa are having lunch back to
Speaker 2: them having their continuing and Lisa is like, I don't
Speaker 2: want the funeral to be too theatrical, only tasteful. Keep
Speaker 2: it tasteful. Only two speakers from the theater. And then
Speaker 2: and then I'm going to do a eulogy. And then
Speaker 2: this is the part she goes, Oh, you think you
Speaker 2: have a lot. I guess you have a lot to
Speaker 2: say for someone who couldn't even visit her daddy on
Speaker 2: the last day of his life because her work was
Speaker 2: too important and her phone was on silent. I mean, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's she says that. Yeah, yeah, I would say that.
Speaker 1: People say shit people, she's supposed to be a little crazy, obviously,
Speaker 1: like the theater person and her. But like, I cannot
Speaker 1: tell you the amount of things that people have said
Speaker 1: to me that are my parents' age.
Speaker 2: But you wouldn't say your phone was on silent.
Speaker 1: Uh, they wouldn't. I mean kinda. I had someone just recently,
Speaker 1: somebody were like, you know, I won't say just somebody
Speaker 1: that knows my mom was like, yeah, here's what's going
Speaker 1: on with your mom.
Speaker 2: I mean you should know this.
Speaker 1: All the other daughters and granddaughters are here all the time,
Speaker 1: and so you know, I don't know how to get
Speaker 1: your mom to this place because other people's daughters just
Speaker 1: do it. And I was like, well, I'm fourteen hundred
Speaker 1: miles away, and they're like, well, you know that's on
Speaker 1: you people. I've told you this. Yes, like in tears
Speaker 1: they say this shit.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I believe.
Speaker 1: I believe that that line for sure. Okay, So now
Speaker 1: we're back with Carrie and Aiden. So, uh, I just
Speaker 1: read he's such a tool. He's like, I don't know
Speaker 1: if I can fix it.
Speaker 2: Carrie. He's these doors, yes, doors into her apartment, so
Speaker 2: now there's like seven Just why didn't he get those doors?
Speaker 2: How did he get them in her place? No? I
Speaker 2: don't know. I don't know did he? And why would
Speaker 2: she want that? Why? If you're Carrie and we know
Speaker 2: that Carrie's kind of neat, so like she wanted her
Speaker 2: table clean, she doesn't keep anything on her table, why
Speaker 2: would she have this? Did true to that Carrie? Right?
Speaker 2: So why would she want Why would he think it's
Speaker 2: okay to just start littering her place with like random
Speaker 2: doors that?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't but I don't understand why the doors?
Speaker 1: He was going to get windows?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Why does he bring indoors at all?
Speaker 2: I want I think he wants to see if the
Speaker 2: glass is going to match. But he's like, I don't
Speaker 2: think it could be fixed. He's like, he's freaking out.
Speaker 2: He starts freaking out to be no rainbow, Carrie, no rainbow.
Speaker 2: You know why? Because I ruined it. I ruined it, Carrie.
Speaker 1: You could fix that. There are windows, of course that
Speaker 1: you would. You probably have to pay top dollar, but like,
Speaker 1: you could fix it. There's that exists.
Speaker 2: But he ruined it. He ruined it.
Speaker 1: Cecily, yes, and so he's like, don't He's like oh.
Speaker 1: And then finally he goes, I slept with Kathy, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, this is your perfect out, Carrie. He's terrible,
Speaker 1: and now he's telling you to your face how terrible
Speaker 1: he is. She does not even give a shit.
Speaker 2: She goes, what do you what do you mean? What
Speaker 2: do you mean you stuck with Kathy? He goes, well,
Speaker 2: after they report, you know, she was really upset, like
Speaker 2: we both were, you know, because Wyatt, because Wyatt who
Speaker 2: originally said he wanted to go to Paris Hilton's work camp,
Speaker 2: but then he was like, I guess I don't, and
Speaker 2: I guess we were just trying to comfort each other
Speaker 2: and it just happened. It was a mistake. We both
Speaker 2: said so, and it will never happen again, ever, ever, ever,
Speaker 2: So sorry, won't happen again.
Speaker 1: Okay, don't you doesn't she seem like she's on a
Speaker 1: heroine here. She's just like, I mean, you know, oh whatever,
Speaker 1: I mean. I didn't think it would mean we weren't
Speaker 1: going to sleep with other people. And he's like, wait
Speaker 1: what now he's mad at her.
Speaker 2: Well, he says, well, she's like, this is what happened.
Speaker 2: She goes, well, it's odd, but like I guess I understand,
Speaker 2: or maybe I'm just in shock, but I do understand
Speaker 2: how that could happen. And he's like, what, no, I
Speaker 2: betrayed you, and she goes, what do you What do
Speaker 2: you mean you betrayed me? He's like, because we agreed,
Speaker 2: we agreed to wait for each other, and then I didn't.
Speaker 2: I slept with somebody else. And then she says, which
Speaker 2: I agreed with this? She's like, well, I didn't agree
Speaker 2: to that. I just said i'd i'd be here, I'd
Speaker 2: be waiting for you. But this character doesn't make sense. Carrie.
Speaker 1: You don't I mean, you don't just get fixed like
Speaker 1: her whole thing. It would be like if it was me, okay,
Speaker 1: like you've known me a long time and I am me,
Speaker 1: it would just be like in five years if like
Speaker 1: the guy I was I guess in love with was
Speaker 1: like I slept with Kathy, and I would just be like,
Speaker 1: it's okay, man, what els I get it.
Speaker 2: I get it, guess. But she hasn't been in love
Speaker 2: with him for that long. I mean, we're the story
Speaker 2: they're trying to make. That's what they tell us that
Speaker 2: she is. Yes, they have.
Speaker 1: She's basically saying you're the one, like erasing the big
Speaker 1: even happened, like making it so that it was always you.
Speaker 1: It's always like that's what they were trying to shove
Speaker 1: down our throats this whole time. So in her mind,
Speaker 1: the way it's written is that yes, she's in love
Speaker 1: with him, but like it's a totally different person just
Speaker 1: because now she's sixty. I just don't understand, Like I
Speaker 1: just don't think you change that much. You might not
Speaker 1: be as mad or that upset as you would be
Speaker 1: in your thirties, but like she just acts she's like
Speaker 1: ben Zoe out. Yeah, I just don't like it. I
Speaker 1: maybe it's maybe it's Sarah Jesska herself. That's like taken
Speaker 1: something because I just don't She's just like, yeah, what
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't know, man, whatever whatever.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: By the way, it feels very like Trainspotting. By the way,
Speaker 1: I shit myself last night in the bed. I need
Speaker 1: to do laundry real quick. He's like, wait, what, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've been taking a lot of stuff and so I
Speaker 1: just didn't mix well together anyway.
Speaker 2: You think Kathy might want to join us for breakfast?
Speaker 2: It's absurd.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't make sense to the character, you know, right,
Speaker 1: it's so dumb. So now so basically, Aiden says so.
Speaker 2: Then Carrie is like, well, this is like medieval you know,
Speaker 2: I don't know. My mind is spinning right now. Then
Speaker 2: she goes, I understand you're upset, but I don't know
Speaker 2: why we're having this conversation now. And I was like,
Speaker 2: I fucking fully agree with her. Why Wow, why didn't
Speaker 2: he bring this up before? And and then he goes, well,
Speaker 2: do you want to sleep with other people? Carrie? She goes, no,
Speaker 2: I don't want to sleep with people. I want to
Speaker 2: sleep with you, okay, like right now, so like can
Speaker 2: we have sex? Which is so unbelievable. That's when that's
Speaker 2: her attitude is going to be like still, I really
Speaker 2: want to have sex with you right now, Like why
Speaker 2: are we not having sex? Like I just want to
Speaker 2: make love.
Speaker 1: He just told you he slept with somebody else, Like
Speaker 1: that's not really your wife that he sees every day.
Speaker 1: That like boyfriend Bob made very clear, like you're not
Speaker 1: going to get in between these two.
Speaker 2: Now she's suddenly acting like, oh I thought we were
Speaker 2: just like friends with benefits.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and now she's like, but I want to make love,
Speaker 1: and then they do, Well, we haven't yet, but they're gonna.
Speaker 2: They're gonna, okay for this general Okay, So everybody is
Speaker 2: leaving for ltw's father's funeral, and this is so ridiculous
Speaker 2: because suddenly everybody all has to come, see if Anthony
Speaker 2: has to come. Anthony is coming to Lisa's dad's funeral,
Speaker 2: and they're all like completely dressed up in black and
Speaker 2: acting like it's like this this huge event, this funeral
Speaker 2: that Lisa didn't even plan. Some other character removed that
Speaker 2: nobody knows planned this funeral for theater people, and they're
Speaker 2: all showing up and they're all going to be sitting
Speaker 2: in the front row.
Speaker 1: Right yep, yes, yes, yes, yeah yeah. He was like,
Speaker 1: I had to take you, Anthony, and seems like I
Speaker 1: had to take the train. I'm poor now you said
Speaker 1: it was easy, but these aren't shoes made for tray
Speaker 1: for the subway. This is a driver kind of shut up,
Speaker 1: get it. You're you're a little less rich than you were.
Speaker 1: Sell one of your outfits. Enough with that.
Speaker 2: I mean, Aiden is coming in to the funeral, Aiden,
Speaker 2: but he doesn't have a suit.
Speaker 1: Aiden doesn't have to come. He could totally stay home
Speaker 1: for two hours and Carrie could just go by herself.
Speaker 2: He's stayed at home when she went to Tiffany or
Speaker 2: he wasn't going to come to that in the first place,
Speaker 2: but now he has to. It's imperative that Aiden, who
Speaker 2: is such a side character at this point, is coming
Speaker 2: to Lisa's dad's funeral.
Speaker 1: And doesn't have a suit, so they have to go
Speaker 1: to the They don't have the Big and Tall store
Speaker 1: was closed, so his suit's too small. Aha, he's so tall.
Speaker 2: That's so funny, Which is going to lead, which is
Speaker 2: going to lead to one of like the worst moment
Speaker 2: of ick that I've ever had in the watching this
Speaker 2: show that's going to come later. Oh my god. I
Speaker 2: oh okay, So he's he's wearing floods. He looks ridiculous,
Speaker 2: but he has to go. He has to show up.
Speaker 1: Let's you're very in by the way, not like a
Speaker 1: shorter like a shorter suit, right, but he he looks
Speaker 1: like a clown.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well he is a clown. I'm all mad.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, because he is a clown.
Speaker 2: Stephanie, okay, So Miranda, it tells Seema, I guess appropriately
Speaker 2: at a at a funeral. He's like, yeah, I'll take
Speaker 2: the apartment. M m, I'll take it for one fifty
Speaker 2: above asking and she's like oh why and she's like,
Speaker 2: I think it'll bring me more joy, get it? Oh?
Speaker 1: Cute words cute. So that's when his pants split. He's like,
Speaker 1: oh what if he just like he had an orgasm again.
Speaker 1: Oh Carrie, he's.
Speaker 2: Like what he's hold on, hold on, I have to
Speaker 2: at least have Whyet on the phone say that, hold on,
Speaker 2: let me just get a picture of white. She's like, aiden,
Speaker 2: that's not okay, Like we need to talk about this.
Speaker 1: You might need some help. He's like ah, and she's
Speaker 1: like like He's like yeah, let's just say my pants split,
Speaker 1: but really he just unzipped him. Yeah, yeah, they split,
Speaker 1: that's right. They just they they tore apart. And she's like,
Speaker 1: you just took your penis out.
Speaker 2: Oh god, you mean my big and tall? Oh my,
Speaker 2: I can't breathe. I really get off reading with Carrie.
Speaker 2: My big do you see my big and tall? Get it?
Speaker 2: Big and Toll wants to go into your wyatt. Oh
Speaker 2: my god. And she's like, I don't love you nameing
Speaker 2: my vagina Wyatt. There's something that is really off about that. Aiden.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh great, now there's something. Oh now you're
Speaker 2: now you're like, do you want to sleep with other people?
Speaker 1: Is that it?
Speaker 2: No? I just I just don't think it's appropriate.
Speaker 1: Like, first of all, I don't really like you could
Speaker 1: say my kiddy, I guess.
Speaker 2: Or something like that. But I don't really love a
Speaker 2: lot of nicknames.
Speaker 1: But like naming it after your son, especially and not
Speaker 1: even Homer, not even like your good son, like your
Speaker 1: troubled son.
Speaker 2: It just feels gross. Oh okay, Carrie, you're so like
Speaker 2: high and mighty. Now that because you're living in New
Speaker 2: York City and I live on a farm, is at
Speaker 2: it why don't you go f big?
Speaker 1: She's like, oh my god, he died. Did I not
Speaker 1: tell you that? Oh?
Speaker 2: It's so sid Okay, I can't call your I can't
Speaker 2: call your vadge wyatt. Okay, I guess we're playing by
Speaker 2: your rules now. Like he's just that he hits her.
Speaker 2: She's like, that was.
Speaker 1: Hard, buddy, She says, was like that seems a little rough, buddy,
Speaker 1: And he's just shrugs. She's like, I don't even patch anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't even need that. He just slaps us in
Speaker 1: her back. Okay, So then, oh my god.
Speaker 2: I might need to take a break.
Speaker 1: Oh I couldn't help, But wonder is your boyfriend who
Speaker 1: just slept with his wife supposed to hit you on
Speaker 1: the back at a funeral?
Speaker 2: I can't help, but ask? I couldn't help, But ask
Speaker 2: is your boyfriend that I couldn't just typing?
Speaker 1: I couldn't help, But wonder is your boyfriend supposed to
Speaker 1: name your pussy after after his troubled son. Oh my god, right,
Speaker 1: the theater thing starts and it's Pippin, And which I
Speaker 1: knew before they even said. Before they all were like,
Speaker 1: is this Pippin? I love Pippin? So I was all
Speaker 1: for it. I'm in I'm in it. I would love Hey,
Speaker 1: but if when I die, and I probably will before, you,
Speaker 1: please throw me at like theater based funeral and I
Speaker 1: would love it.
Speaker 2: Okay, I mean, don't make.
Speaker 1: The whole thing Pippin, but you could open with Pippin.
Speaker 1: I'll make a list.
Speaker 2: So Lisa makes a speech after all the all the
Speaker 2: numbers Lisa's and then Lisa's speech is all about how
Speaker 2: her father was there for everybody else in this theater,
Speaker 2: but she wasn't there for him in the end because
Speaker 2: her phone was silenced. Right, do you understand she's a
Speaker 2: bad person because she silenced her phone for an hour.
Speaker 2: And then Herbert, who went up with her, steps in
Speaker 2: and he says, no, she wasn't there for him when
Speaker 2: he passed because she had her phone on silent, which
Speaker 2: obviously really bothered me because I couldn't even tell her
Speaker 2: she lost her dad, because you know, she knows that
Speaker 2: she shouldn't have her phone silence. But she's probably having
Speaker 2: sex with her married editor anyway. In the last twenty
Speaker 2: two years, though, she dragged me to every production. And
Speaker 2: then it's pretty sweet, he says.
Speaker 1: All the way she was a really nice yeah, and
Speaker 1: he got up there and helped her. And that was
Speaker 1: he's got his moments, which I like because he's not
Speaker 1: just one thing, right, He's a lot of things.
Speaker 2: Then this was this made me cry. The mom the
Speaker 2: mother in law's mother in law says, if you're not
Speaker 2: there with your loved one when they pass, it's because
Speaker 2: their spirit didn't want you there. Love. I cried on that.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, they want you to remember them the
Speaker 2: way they were not in their final hour.
Speaker 1: I also like it when somebody shows up that kind
Speaker 1: of seems mean or cold, and then they're the ones
Speaker 1: that have. And she gives her like a little pocket square,
Speaker 1: I like the little the little you know thing whatever,
Speaker 1: the hanky and she's like, rye clean only I mean
Speaker 1: I like that. I know that.
Speaker 2: She reminded me of my grandmother. Actually, I liked her
Speaker 2: laundry by hand. Yeah. I like that. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, So then Carrie leave the theater together.
Speaker 2: But he's got to hide the fact that it's big
Speaker 2: and tall it might pop out.
Speaker 1: He's like he's just wank in it all the way home,
Speaker 1: Like he's like just mash mash wyatt against me.
Speaker 2: Let me, let me mash why. She's like, please stop that.
Speaker 2: I already told you I don't like that nickname. And
Speaker 2: he's like, what what nickname? Right? No? Literally, Wyatt is
Speaker 2: here here, he's in my pan. So then okay, So
Speaker 2: then so then we get more of Carrie's We get
Speaker 2: a little more of Carrie's amazing eighteen hundreds writing a
Speaker 2: horrible book with amazing with time and care, would soon
Speaker 2: be repaired because the ties found them were found them
Speaker 2: were stronger than any spun glass.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then god, he's gonna fucking read that. So
Speaker 1: he goes downstairs. I guess he's leaving. Oh, he's leaving,
Speaker 1: and he's like, don't get up bye, and that he's
Speaker 1: gonna hang out for a while in the kitchen, like,
Speaker 1: r we just lay in bed with her before you go.
Speaker 1: She's like, and then she does. She's like, it doesn't
Speaker 1: seem even that early in the morning. It's not like
Speaker 1: five in the morning. He's like nine, she.
Speaker 2: Could just get up. She's like, he's like, go back
Speaker 2: to sleep.
Speaker 1: She's like, okay, I mean he's getting a leaving the state, right,
Speaker 1: maybe get stand up? Like that's crazy. I've had like
Speaker 1: shitty like situation hips where you know, like like even
Speaker 1: then the guy like gets up and watks me to
Speaker 1: the door right at midnight.
Speaker 2: Right, that would be so weird.
Speaker 1: I mean this is even weirder, for like, of course
Speaker 1: she should get up and hug him goodbye. Right, No,
Speaker 1: I'm so sleepy. I'll go back to sleep because I
Speaker 1: have no job or anything. Let me go back to
Speaker 1: So he goes downstairs and as he's doing that, knock
Speaker 1: on the Duncan comes in.
Speaker 2: Knock, knock.
Speaker 1: Oh he's here, Duncan. So they're supposed to set up
Speaker 1: this kind of awkward moment where I guess Aiden's like, oh,
Speaker 1: Duncan's better looking than I thought.
Speaker 2: Kind of thing.
Speaker 1: He's like, oh, sorryble the I asked, could you leave
Speaker 1: this for Carrie the book?
Speaker 2: And then he does so. I'm not sure where that
Speaker 2: was supposed to be. I guess it's that because then
Speaker 2: he leaves the book. And then when she when she
Speaker 2: comes out, she sees to the table. They're a table.
Speaker 2: She sees that the chapter of the book the book
Speaker 2: is his chapter or whatever is on the table. So
Speaker 2: she knows that the Aiden knows that Duncan came by it,
Speaker 2: but in her mind nothing is going on. Between them.
Speaker 1: They're not even flirting, according to her right right, but
Speaker 1: they're setting something up. I hope, one can only hope.
Speaker 1: And then we're finally at the we're finally at the end.
Speaker 1: She goes to go to the store and she sees Charlotte,
Speaker 1: who's in her part of town. Now, like buying depends
Speaker 1: at Like let's say it's like a rite aid there's yeah,
Speaker 1: and so which Charlotte could buy depends anyway, This is ridiculous.
Speaker 1: You don't have to just because Harry said not to
Speaker 1: tell anything you could buy depends for yourself. You're in
Speaker 1: your late fifties. You could be needing a little something.
Speaker 2: You know, except that carry goes, why are you here
Speaker 2: holding adult male depends?
Speaker 1: Could screams that.
Speaker 2: Could this have been any more the nose? Like now,
Speaker 2: if you wrote this, I've had television writing jobs, you
Speaker 2: would be laughed out of the room if you were like, hey,
Speaker 2: how about if Carrie says, why are you holding adult
Speaker 2: male depends?
Speaker 1: Right? Yeah, my god, yes to teller. So she's like,
Speaker 1: Harry's cancer. And then I I did like that moment
Speaker 1: of her crying. I thought it was good acting on
Speaker 1: Kristen's part, Like that seemed like real tear.
Speaker 2: It was good. I agree with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a moment. And then Carrie hugging her.
Speaker 1: I think that would have also been a nice moment
Speaker 1: if while they're hugging, if Charlotte was like, hey, you
Speaker 1: still owe me for that wedding ring. I gave you
Speaker 1: yes to buy your original apartment. I knew it seemed
Speaker 1: like a weird time, but you still got you got
Speaker 1: that money on you because we might need it for Harry,
Speaker 1: because I might have to quit my job. No mention
Speaker 1: to that. Carrie supposed to be like the best friend
Speaker 1: of the world, and like, you can tell me anything,
Speaker 1: can you do you care?
Speaker 2: Carrie's like, okay, well Harry has prostate cancer. And Carrie's like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, that sucks. But can I tell you
Speaker 2: something my vagina Wyatt, And then Charlotte has to go, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: I guess I see how that's level with my husband
Speaker 2: having prostate cancer. I could see that. No, that really sucks.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, sorry that happened to you.
Speaker 1: Carrie, Oh my god, Okay, all right, And just like that,
Speaker 1: and I have no further information. I had gotten these early,
Speaker 1: but I did not get the next six yet, so
Speaker 1: I'm going to be watching it just just like you,
Speaker 1: just like, just like you, and just like that, I wondered,
Speaker 1: oh that's what it was. I couldn't help, but wonder
Speaker 1: should my pussy's name be Wyatt?
Speaker 2: And all right, you guys, thanks very sorry, thanks for
Speaker 2: taking this journey with us.
Speaker 1: Yes, thank you for taking this and we will see
Speaker 1: you soon, very.
Speaker 2: Soon, because Monday night we'll be watching Bachelor and Paradise.
Speaker 1: Yes, so next week we're back to Bachelor in Paradise.
Speaker 1: We're still covering the valley. So if you're watching that,
Speaker 1: do that. If you haven't listened to board AF, that's
Speaker 1: now on the Rose Pricks feed, which you will see.
Speaker 1: You want to listen to board AF. It's just us
Speaker 1: with no there's no boundaries. We can just talk about
Speaker 1: whatever we want us balancing craziness. We have been doing
Speaker 1: it for five years and we still haven't run out
Speaker 1: of shit.
Speaker 2: So there's that.
Speaker 1: Yep, Patreons, do all the things, yeah if you like,
Speaker 1: and we will see you next time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, bye bye