Speaker 1: Hey look, he said, mean hey everybody. Oh wow, we're here.
Speaker 2: Welcome this snark Tank podcast. We actually have a lot.
Speaker 2: We have a lot to talk about today actually, which
Speaker 2: is kind of rare. I feel like we're usually scrapping
Speaker 2: for stuff. Yeah, but there's there's kind of a lot.
Speaker 1: Uh it is. It is obvious who we are. Where
Speaker 1: Chris Reagan, look at him, Look at his is Derek
Speaker 1: black One, look at Tom Sweeney. We're all here.
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Speaker 2: the you know some of you niggas.
Speaker 1: You're like, I don't like ads. Ads hurt my fucking
Speaker 1: gay ears. And I'm like, hey, if you're on Patreon,
Speaker 1: there's no k ads, bro, No.
Speaker 3: There's straight ads, there's no gay one as.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I would have loved to put our own ads,
Speaker 4: like just fucked up ads, you know, fake, Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: just fake them.
Speaker 3: That would get us, They would get u kick on
Speaker 3: the platform.
Speaker 1: Probably sounds worth it. I think it'd be funny.
Speaker 2: Okay, cool, like the whole lot of things that are
Speaker 2: funny that don't and with us being kicked off the platform,
Speaker 2: you'd rather not I don't.
Speaker 3: Know, man, I love I love outrage about it. It's
Speaker 3: not about it, I do. Like I'm like, I love
Speaker 3: making people upset. I know that's really terrible, but the
Speaker 3: idea of making someone so upset that they're like actually
Speaker 3: mad and they up their days.
Speaker 1: Really, I know what you mean.
Speaker 4: If it's if I feel like what I'm doing is
Speaker 4: technically harmless, like if you're if you're upsetting like a bigot,
Speaker 4: that ship is delightful to me, you know, like say,
Speaker 4: like the the gay ship that I've been doing, like
Speaker 4: literally the literal gay ship that I've been doing on
Speaker 4: episodes on Instagram just behind my subscription if you got
Speaker 4: I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: I don't have any.
Speaker 4: But yeah, every once in a while, and I might
Speaker 4: have mentioned this before the comment section, when the people
Speaker 4: are upset, it just makes me so happy.
Speaker 1: I do get it. I do. There is there is
Speaker 1: a light that.
Speaker 3: I'm griefing people too. Is this I'm not a great guy.
Speaker 3: If you guys probably have realized that I'm not. I'm
Speaker 3: not the best fella.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 4: That's the dynamic that's like the I don't know what
Speaker 4: a triple yin yang is, but you know, like like.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm, I'm I don't know. Yeah, like, what is
Speaker 1: the I don't know.
Speaker 3: There's two Peters inside of me. There's a there's a
Speaker 3: Kingston that wants to be like Spider Man and heroic
Speaker 3: and do the right thing. But there's also my true
Speaker 3: instincts of just being an actual dickhead. So there's a
Speaker 3: constant war, and the heatery wins very often.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that makes sense. You can see that percent
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 3: I'm not when I was at the time, I'd be
Speaker 3: dropping anvils on people and laughing my ass off about it.
Speaker 2: I remember when we were when we first moved into
Speaker 2: the Glendale place. I remember walking down the street and
Speaker 2: there was this feeble old woman crossing the street and
Speaker 2: he turned to her and shouted the animald directly in
Speaker 2: her face at full volume.
Speaker 1: And they killed her. In fact, she fell apart. She
Speaker 1: fell apart, the sound of it, just from heard that.
Speaker 3: Show long so happy she was like the good old
Speaker 3: disappeared and yeah, stupid, she got so happy her heart
Speaker 3: studded moving a little too much that she died. Damn
Speaker 3: that old classic.
Speaker 1: Look, there's a lot, there's a lot to talk about.
Speaker 1: Very cool, whoa somebody hear that inwards, like.
Speaker 4: Hurry on, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking waiting.
Speaker 1: That was weird. This is the first I've ever heard
Speaker 1: of a horn in that fucking alley life.
Speaker 4: Somebody fucking getting topped fucking in their seating. They're like
Speaker 4: fucking you know, like.
Speaker 1: Being fucked into a car horn. It's crazy.
Speaker 3: And foot on the head and what's going on in
Speaker 3: that car?
Speaker 1: That's crazy.
Speaker 4: That wouldn't look away because I used to get like
Speaker 4: awkward scene like weird ship like that.
Speaker 1: But I would just be like I would put a
Speaker 1: pair of binoculars.
Speaker 4: Even though you're like a car away like a fucking
Speaker 4: spy glass.
Speaker 1: Yare that is the skin cells? Yea, I love the yard.
Speaker 1: I gotta do it.
Speaker 4: You gotta do if you pop out a spy glass,
Speaker 4: you gotta say.
Speaker 3: Having a spyglass in general modern time is insane.
Speaker 1: It's very interesting cool. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I would like to have if, but like, what are
Speaker 3: you doing?
Speaker 2: I'll put it this way, like if somebody if it
Speaker 2: was my birthday and somebody gave me a spy glass
Speaker 2: for my birthday, I think I would be genuinely enthralled.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is sorry.
Speaker 2: I believe this is awesome, Like this is probably like
Speaker 2: one of the best if I've been given in the
Speaker 2: last like probably decade, I think easily.
Speaker 1: But think of it like this.
Speaker 3: Right, You're hanging out with a guy, right, and he's like,
Speaker 3: what's going on over He's like, let me check. You'll
Speaker 3: be like what are you doing that? Like, what kind
Speaker 3: of activities do you partake in? To eat a spyglass?
Speaker 2: It's just cool. It's just cool to have a spyglass.
Speaker 2: Same thing with binoculars. Really said, I gotta be careful
Speaker 2: with how I pronounced that. I keep saying binoculars. I
Speaker 2: don't know moculars.
Speaker 1: I don't know binoculars.
Speaker 2: I know it's I know it's binoculars or binoculars, but
Speaker 2: like there's an R in there for some reason, my
Speaker 2: parents are fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't. I don't. I don't like binoculars.
Speaker 4: My brother did that to me with the with the
Speaker 4: how do you say you'd say sim simbai yot so
Speaker 4: the way that my brother would say because the way
Speaker 4: that you would say idiot, right, so my brother would
Speaker 4: say symbi it oh, and so because of that, he
Speaker 4: ruined I want to say symbia all the time.
Speaker 1: I mean it's technically not wrong.
Speaker 3: I think symbi it is like the way you would
Speaker 3: pronounce it scientifically, I like something that had that property
Speaker 3: would be a be it like if you're like I think,
Speaker 3: if you're really reading it, how it's spelled, you know.
Speaker 1: I literally don't know. I just assume that.
Speaker 3: Because nimbiota isn't a real word. It's a word because
Speaker 3: of Spider Man.
Speaker 1: Well exactly, it is technically a symbiotic relationship.
Speaker 4: You mean, like the thing say there's a rapper name diabolic,
Speaker 4: but that's not a word.
Speaker 1: It's diabolical. Yes, that's what I mean. Yeah, gotcha.
Speaker 2: But there's but there are symbiotes still right, No, yeah,
Speaker 2: not like a not like a fucking.
Speaker 3: No no no, no, no, no, no, no, no no. There's symbiotic
Speaker 3: life forms, but there's no symbiotes.
Speaker 2: No, but symbiotes not something be something oddic if there's
Speaker 2: no if there's no root to the otic, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, Robotic didn't exist before robot.
Speaker 3: Because symbio is like if you look at the word symbio,
Speaker 3: I've done it before. It's not a real word itself.
Speaker 3: I guess it's technically that's it's pretty much a word
Speaker 3: that I guess.
Speaker 2: Because I guess it's because symbiotic and symbiosis, ye are real.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so symbiote isn't.
Speaker 3: Something that creates symbiosis symbiotic or does the price of bios.
Speaker 4: Look, what you're saying makes sense, but also you're saying
Speaker 4: it that's I'm also that's true.
Speaker 3: Please, because I've never seen the word symbio. I've never
Speaker 3: seen something that DOESMI called a symbio directly. It's only
Speaker 3: been reference to Spider Man.
Speaker 4: Either you're completely right or somebody is freaking out listening
Speaker 4: to this audience.
Speaker 3: Doing the spikes out of his body killing everybody in
Speaker 3: the room.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get We're gonna get it. We're gonna get
Speaker 1: a costed by venom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're gonna get canceled at a symbiot community for
Speaker 2: denying their existence.
Speaker 1: Jesus man, everybody getting canceled.
Speaker 2: Man, we're here, we're here, we're listening. It's just one
Speaker 2: person though, So that's why saying we oh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're listening, we're listening. We're here. Weird non buying
Speaker 1: the weird right exactly. That's like real ship there. That's
Speaker 1: kind of it's technically kind of like a symbi.
Speaker 2: Woke woke bo woke. So what the how do we
Speaker 2: even get to this? I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's it's a word now, it became a word actual,
Speaker 1: It's like it is now like or it wasn't like
Speaker 1: that the entire time.
Speaker 3: It wasn't just an entire time recently, so this is
Speaker 3: more recently. This is like within the last like twenty years.
Speaker 1: A symbio and.
Speaker 3: Organic enoryism that in symbiosis, so something that creates the biosis.
Speaker 4: It wasn't the thing that you can the audio that
Speaker 4: it can pronounce it symbiot symbio. So yeah, so I
Speaker 4: would my brother would say it symbia like like idiot.
Speaker 2: I really do I think that kind of I don't know.
Speaker 2: I feel like certain words are just allowed to be
Speaker 2: pronounced in different ways and it's not really a.
Speaker 1: Symbia.
Speaker 4: It's like then like a simple because the symbio, I
Speaker 4: don't know that the oak kind of makes it almost
Speaker 4: sound like it's Canadian year or something like like a
Speaker 4: canad like the way they say how who's.
Speaker 1: House about about out? But it sounds like to me.
Speaker 2: I think I've always just heard it from I was
Speaker 2: introduced to that word through the Spider Man video games,
Speaker 2: let specifically the PS one the PS one game.
Speaker 3: Actually it became a word within the early nineteen eighteen nineties.
Speaker 1: Eighteen nineteen nineties. Ok, you're pretty late before, pretty Spider,
Speaker 1: it's pretty late. Just mad. You're moving mad right now.
Speaker 1: Really not that far before though you didn't know about
Speaker 1: the Industrial Revolution. Spider Man. There probably is one of
Speaker 1: the Spider Man. Spider Man, Yeah, that's real, But like
Speaker 1: the idea of him been back that time.
Speaker 3: I'm spider Fella, spider Fella.
Speaker 2: I really do think that, Like that idea is so
Speaker 2: fucking like the idea of a Spider Man in like
Speaker 2: Jack the Ripper times and like London is fucking dope
Speaker 2: to me, Like I think because there's there's something about
Speaker 2: that time period. There's no cameras, it's no technology, Like
Speaker 2: he would become a cryptid basically, like he wouldn't be
Speaker 2: like a hero. He'd be like Mothman or something, which
Speaker 2: is kind of cool. That's fucking dope as hell. I
Speaker 2: would I would play the ship out of that game
Speaker 2: or watch the ship out of that movie or whatever
Speaker 2: that premise is sick to me.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 3: I like the idea that Spider Man webs people up
Speaker 3: and then just drops them. I think that's so cool.
Speaker 3: I think that's such a cool idea. Like him, he's
Speaker 3: not murdering anybody, webs up and he's liked because he
Speaker 3: webs somebody up and he's like an hour house is
Speaker 3: gonna fall, you gotta figure it out. He gives them
Speaker 3: like a parachute that's like locked like like a bunch
Speaker 3: of chains around it.
Speaker 2: Well, the way that I've always thought about it was
Speaker 2: like it must like when he webs people to like
Speaker 2: a like a tub of a lamp post or something
Speaker 2: upside down, Like, surely it doesn't just like five hours
Speaker 2: six hours later just pop away.
Speaker 1: No, it starts fading. It starts slowly shore Yeah, So.
Speaker 2: The way that I imagine it slowly kind of just
Speaker 2: like lowers him to the ground, I kind of.
Speaker 1: I think.
Speaker 3: I think it slowly dissipates and eventually they can't support
Speaker 3: their weight and they fall down.
Speaker 1: But it's fall But.
Speaker 2: If it slowly loses elasticity or or it slowly loses
Speaker 2: the support of.
Speaker 1: Its weight, then wouldn't it wouldn't it just lower them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but like imagine that like on the side of
Speaker 3: a building, you know, like on the side of a building,
Speaker 3: you're fucked. Yeah, like you gonna slide. You're gonna slide
Speaker 3: maybe six feet and then fall.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like if you're like ten feet in the air,
Speaker 1: maybe you'd be fine.
Speaker 3: Like on the post, you know, upside down and this
Speaker 3: fucking integrity is falling, You're like, oh yeah, that's a
Speaker 3: little too high, you know, like people have died.
Speaker 1: It's like people like if you had to, I mean
Speaker 1: the police, the police come before seven hours? Fucking annoying?
Speaker 1: Is that ship? I think what happened? We gotta didn't
Speaker 1: you well into the ground ass.
Speaker 3: So it's crazy that it's it's it's stronger than steel
Speaker 3: to his web, so strong that it's just so they
Speaker 3: can't just like they gotta get some strong throwing convenient
Speaker 3: if you think about it, Well, he has the whole
Speaker 3: people he has to hold.
Speaker 1: Some times it doesn't it does.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter because the people that like he's fighting
Speaker 3: that are strong enough to breakout of just strong the
Speaker 3: breakout of it. Yeah, So like it doesn't need to
Speaker 3: be still to get regular people. So I think that's
Speaker 3: kind of hilarious. I guess to support things, like when
Speaker 3: he's lifting cars and stuff like that, so he doesn't
Speaker 3: just snap.
Speaker 1: I think it's really to support him so he can swing.
Speaker 1: He can. He's easy, he can easily. Like if it's steel,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying, he'll be fine. If it wasn't
Speaker 1: as strong as steel, he would fall and die. But
Speaker 1: it's much stronger than steel. Whatever. Man, Yeah, it's weird.
Speaker 1: I don't know how that works, but fine, this teenager
Speaker 1: managed to build this.
Speaker 3: And why didn't he get cancer?
Speaker 1: Why did the World Trade Center out of Peter's web?
Speaker 3: It's so stupid in general, there's the idea of that,
Speaker 3: the idea of like the idea of that. Bruce Vanners
Speaker 3: should just be a tumor. He got hit with so
Speaker 3: much gammoration.
Speaker 1: He should just be literally should just be a tumb
Speaker 1: that's right.
Speaker 3: Fucking Captain America hit with Zada raise Zata raise give
Speaker 3: you cancer so fast it's hilarious, man, and he turned
Speaker 3: into a perfect white man, Like.
Speaker 1: What the like, Jeff Fuel is not gonna melt Peter.
Speaker 2: Spider Man's webs. Yeah, you can't melt Spider Man's webs.
Speaker 1: And Jeff fil jef fuel can't melt Spider Man's webs. Now,
Speaker 1: that's a shirt. That's a good shirt.
Speaker 3: Pregnant Spider Man being too lazy to stop nine leven
Speaker 3: is crazy.
Speaker 1: I gotta find out. I gotta. I want to make
Speaker 1: it out. I'm gonna make an Alex showing shirt and
Speaker 1: it's and it will have that quote or something. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I want I'm gonna convince people that he actually
Speaker 1: said that, because it's it's it's actually kind of believable,
Speaker 1: the amount of dumb shit that he said. And he's like,
Speaker 1: listen to me, Listen to me. Spider Man's web stronger
Speaker 1: than steel. They had steel in the World Trade Center
Speaker 1: and they took it out the last second. They So
Speaker 1: you tell me if this was an inside job or not,
Speaker 1: you stupid knit listen and we got he.
Speaker 3: Says so much dumb ship and then he he genuinely
Speaker 3: says so much dumb shit that he doesn't know he's saying.
Speaker 1: Of course, got to be honest. I miss him a
Speaker 1: little bit. I he's I know, he's obviously he's a
Speaker 1: terrible person, but I kind of miss like some of
Speaker 1: his ship being interjected into.
Speaker 2: I know what you mean, because he was of the
Speaker 2: of the crazy people on the right. He is the
Speaker 2: most amusing by a mile. Yeah, Like Candice Zones isn't
Speaker 2: funny or interesting, not even sper was really boring and
Speaker 2: nerdy and annoying. Alex Jones is funny. Yeah, like when
Speaker 2: he was freaking out about the frogs. Dude, that's an
Speaker 2: iconic that is that is if if he didn't believe it,
Speaker 2: if if this wasn't a real person, it would be
Speaker 2: like high tier art. Yeah, like it would be like
Speaker 2: top tier comedy. Like he would be like, is it
Speaker 2: is it Chris Farley or Alex Jones? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think it's a tight race. I think the tight
Speaker 1: race between funniest fat person totally. Yeah, rest in peace
Speaker 1: Alex Jones. That's a shame. And he got blown up
Speaker 1: by uh he a plain fluent him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he got carpet bomb They carpet bombed his house
Speaker 3: three times over.
Speaker 1: A second plane? Is Alex sir? A second played? All right?
Speaker 2: Listen, we got a lot to follow up on mister
Speaker 2: Beast and Chris Tyson. That shit has been evolving as
Speaker 2: far as I know.
Speaker 4: People are coming for the throats. Now that they're coming
Speaker 4: for the crown, because that's always happens, right, whoever's at
Speaker 4: the top, that people have to take him down a
Speaker 4: peg because people are assholes.
Speaker 1: People assholes. It couldn't just be.
Speaker 4: Like, why can't Jimmy just be a guy that wants
Speaker 4: money and also help people simultaneously? Why can't that exist?
Speaker 4: And people are like, no, it cannot. I refuse to
Speaker 4: believe that. So one of his former employees comes out
Speaker 4: forgot his YouTube name something, just dogging it or some shit, so,
Speaker 4: you know kind of person. He is a fucking filthy beast,
Speaker 4: but it's just this guy that's trying to be a
Speaker 4: little bit more like. The presentation of it kind of
Speaker 4: annoyed me because I was like, oh, God, here we
Speaker 4: go some I dubs bullshit like somebody was trying to
Speaker 4: because use him like a cop kind of thing. And
Speaker 4: he has like a whiteboard that has all like the
Speaker 4: whole thing's and I was like, this is something that items.
Speaker 1: I feel like, this is something that.
Speaker 4: He would have done or something right, he has done that,
Speaker 4: I'm probably and I was that stupid, but then I did.
Speaker 4: I was like I was gaming and listening to it,
Speaker 4: and I was like, oh, the stuff saying that he
Speaker 4: fakes certain things. This is CGI this, this, I don't
Speaker 4: give a fuck about that. But he showed some interesting
Speaker 4: things that could be explained away, and some things were
Speaker 4: explained away by another employee that was saying, this guy's
Speaker 4: full of shit. When you see people that are working
Speaker 4: for mister Beast and they're supposed to be normal contestants,
Speaker 4: like not associated with mister Beasts at all, saying those
Speaker 4: people were replaced by the people that couldn't make it.
Speaker 4: It was during like COVID stuff. There's people that were
Speaker 4: like sick that couldn't make it, so then they threw it.
Speaker 4: I'm like, so at this point, he said, she said,
Speaker 4: because I understand how that could be true, but also
Speaker 4: could just be totally lying and say all that stuff
Speaker 4: is fixed and controlled, because I can also believe that
Speaker 4: as well when you're running big operations like and to
Speaker 4: be fair, I don't give a fuck if that's all
Speaker 4: fixed and control.
Speaker 1: Except for when the guy mentioned, uh, the what do
Speaker 1: you call it? Sweep steak stuff?
Speaker 4: People winning shit, and he was saying, like a lot
Speaker 4: of that stuff was kind of faked, or a lot
Speaker 4: of people didn't receive shit, or people that he knows
Speaker 4: and sometimes he had proof that Oh here's a YouTuber
Speaker 4: couple with seven hundred k subscribers that happened to be
Speaker 4: randomly wh and like I.
Speaker 1: Remember the girls.
Speaker 4: The girl in the video says, oh, thanks mister beast
Speaker 4: for picking us, and he's like he didn't pick us.
Speaker 4: We won, And I was like, I seen that was
Speaker 4: a little weird. That mean you should have cut that out?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, yeah to me, I tell you, I've always
Speaker 2: just been I know that this is not true, but
Speaker 2: like I always for something, I've had it in my
Speaker 2: brain that no one ever wins the sweepstakes, Like that's
Speaker 2: not real, Like it's not because you can just not
Speaker 2: do it and no one would know. What's the point
Speaker 2: in actually doing it. Just have a bunch of people
Speaker 2: protect just say you're gonna do it.
Speaker 3: I've seen just like you didn't win from Taco Bell,
Speaker 3: you said, you actually get it.
Speaker 1: I did And that was the same thing. I actually
Speaker 1: won that car. Remember someone wanted car.
Speaker 3: Joe want a car, that Galeria ship, that car in
Speaker 3: the middle of the Galeria that like, oh you do
Speaker 3: you get win? Actually won the car. He didn't want it,
Speaker 3: so they gave him like another prize. I swear to god,
Speaker 3: I don't what did he get and what did he
Speaker 3: get money or something like that.
Speaker 1: Oh cool.
Speaker 3: I was like, fuck you, dude, Yeah, you're you're like poor,
Speaker 3: like nineteen. I was like, fuck you.
Speaker 2: You know, he specked out, specked out heavily in luck.
Speaker 2: Speaking of Joe, by the way, this is weirdly related. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I don't think. I don't think Joe would care
Speaker 2: if I talk about this. But like he was, he
Speaker 2: was doing a mister beast thing, like he was.
Speaker 1: He was.
Speaker 2: That's why he he he came to Palm Springs to
Speaker 2: see us for.
Speaker 1: A wait really like this weekend, but the last wee
Speaker 1: weekend was here. Yeah, he was, he was.
Speaker 2: He just drove out there because he was in Vegas
Speaker 2: anyway doing anything. And he said, like there was so
Speaker 2: many contestants and it was so poorly thought out and
Speaker 2: people were like cutsing in Vegas.
Speaker 1: Yeah weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there are people in Vegas like calasses because they
Speaker 2: didn't feed them enough, they didn't give them water, they
Speaker 2: didn't tell them like what the fuck was going on,
Speaker 2: and so like people were like collapsing left and right.
Speaker 1: I think he saw like three people like have seizures
Speaker 1: or something like.
Speaker 2: That's what I was, just like, I'm lated, this is
Speaker 2: this seems like this seems like just medicine pomp springs.
Speaker 1: But why so I wouldn't be surprised.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't be surprised at the idea that mister Beach
Speaker 2: just does not know how to organize things properly.
Speaker 3: I mean, like, also, people should probably take better like
Speaker 3: be more like if I'm entering the suitstations and Palm Springs,
Speaker 3: I'm going there knowing I'm in Palms.
Speaker 1: Well it wasn't Palm Springs, he was Vega, Vegas.
Speaker 3: I'm going there and knowing that I'm going to be
Speaker 3: in power. Like I just think I think a lot
Speaker 3: of people like obviously duh, you know, like.
Speaker 1: Artists, domb and yay, Well they are, but they are.
Speaker 3: A lot more people are a lot of people are
Speaker 3: gay and they will the moon admit, and a lot
Speaker 3: of people are stupid. So yes, you are correct by
Speaker 3: that metric. But it's just like, I don't know people.
Speaker 3: People don't take autonomy at all pretty much anymore.
Speaker 1: So it's like, yeah, ah, you're not giving me the
Speaker 1: things I need to be in a desert.
Speaker 3: It's like yeah, because i'd assume you would. But also
Speaker 3: it's safe to assume they would be able.
Speaker 4: To assume, mister beasts with the infinite wealth, that they
Speaker 4: would just here's the credit, here's the company card for whatever,
Speaker 4: which has a giant limit because they's so wealthy, get
Speaker 4: everything we need, so you know, you overdo it and
Speaker 4: then we'll return whatever we don't use.
Speaker 1: I'd assume that for sure, you hope that would do that.
Speaker 3: That's a very safe assumption as well. But also I'm
Speaker 3: taking care of myself in that situation.
Speaker 1: I know you.
Speaker 4: Would, but see you're not on that level of like, see,
Speaker 4: we have so many things put in place for dumb
Speaker 4: people or signs that are completely useless for us.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there are certain things. There are certain.
Speaker 4: Fences you would never touch and it's like danger Betty
Speaker 4: grow like butt, you know, like pol this is near
Speaker 4: a transformer. I'm not gonna touch this thing.
Speaker 3: But some people video of that girl jumping over the
Speaker 3: fucking fence like shaking her ass on an electric fell
Speaker 3: into a fucking conductor and she turned into human torch
Speaker 3: for a little bit.
Speaker 1: No, I didn't see that video. It's really sad. She
Speaker 1: was drunk. It was really sad.
Speaker 2: I worked on a fucking uh like a power pylon
Speaker 2: or something, and she she became electro for like one
Speaker 2: minute and the gap was fixed for a little bit,
Speaker 2: and then she explored it.
Speaker 1: She was like, all this power damn.
Speaker 2: It is really fucking sad. But it's also just like, dude,
Speaker 2: Like there were so many people recording that. I'm like,
Speaker 2: none of you thought to be like, don't go in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, shitty people like I don't know, many people are like, hey,
Speaker 3: please don't do this. It's like people where people are
Speaker 3: like doing something dumb and like they're about the fall
Speaker 3: and you're recording that instead of being like, hey, don't
Speaker 3: do this.
Speaker 2: See, there were so many times where like I've I've
Speaker 2: had to be like the voice of reason in situations
Speaker 2: like this. We're like we I remember having friends and
Speaker 2: I won't out there. But the person who, the person
Speaker 2: who this this story is about, is absolutely listening. And
Speaker 2: she would go on these hikes, right and you would
Speaker 2: go up into the fucking hills, of course you do,
Speaker 2: and she'd be like, let's go see the let's go.
Speaker 2: I have this spot up on the mountain where you
Speaker 2: could see like the entire city. It was like, okay, cool.
Speaker 2: And then it's like in the back of someone's house
Speaker 2: and I'm like, dude, you're gonna get shot. You're up
Speaker 2: in the hills, Dude, like going into somebody's backyard so
Speaker 2: you can see the.
Speaker 1: Fucking someone's house. Yeah, And she's like, yeah, but don't
Speaker 1: think anybody's home. Like you are built to die, You're
Speaker 1: built to happened.
Speaker 3: Is that some people don't have. This is the thing
Speaker 3: right you need. You need a fear response. You shouldn't
Speaker 3: live your life scared, right, you shouldn't live your life
Speaker 3: afraid of things. But you have to understand danger. Some
Speaker 3: people don't get that. Unfortunately, being a minority, you are
Speaker 3: that shit is put into your brain. Look the moment
Speaker 3: you come out of your life, you're you're right. As
Speaker 3: soon as you become a kid, you're like, oh.
Speaker 1: You're right about that.
Speaker 4: But it's I feel like it even goes deeper, Like
Speaker 4: trespassing goes even deeper. It's just like, in what fucking
Speaker 4: in what universe would you be okay with somebody just
Speaker 4: randomly coming into your property, like on your property, Like.
Speaker 1: Isn't it just like a normal, common sense property.
Speaker 3: It's some one of my property. I'd be like, hey,
Speaker 3: can you get out of here? That's it wasn't respect.
Speaker 3: I'll have a gun on my person and I'll be like, hey.
Speaker 2: You think it's like why put yourself in a situation
Speaker 2: situation like that, Like I don't know, I can't.
Speaker 1: Because imagine you have a house in your.
Speaker 3: Trust because I definitely trust passed a bunch of times
Speaker 3: when I was little because of the fact that, like
Speaker 3: in New York City, you're a dumb ass kid running
Speaker 3: through apartment buildings doing like I told this story a
Speaker 3: few times, like when I was just I was just
Speaker 3: in this fucking like apartment building that's WHA been in,
Speaker 3: and I saw fucking chickens And that was the first
Speaker 3: time I saw chickens in real life.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what the fuck is would they
Speaker 1: look like for real?
Speaker 3: They actually do that? And we were like running through this, running.
Speaker 1: Through New York.
Speaker 2: This it's a weird place you would see chickens for
Speaker 2: the first time in an apartment complex.
Speaker 3: I never saw. I never saw chickens for real. I
Speaker 3: was like maybe like eight, and I was like, this,
Speaker 3: this is what chickens really look like like for real,
Speaker 3: like on TV in person chickens nice, and we were
Speaker 3: definitely trespassing. We should not have been.
Speaker 4: Like directly in someone's apartment, like you were just in
Speaker 4: like the complex, right.
Speaker 1: And I was I was like the idea of like, I.
Speaker 2: Mean I do that still to be fair, like like
Speaker 2: I don't I sneak into my old apartment complex.
Speaker 1: I use the pool.
Speaker 4: I don't think I really yeah, I don't really for me,
Speaker 4: it's kind of like no harm, no foult. I'm talking
Speaker 4: about like like like a private home and say something.
Speaker 4: If we were talking about an apartment, going into somebody's apartment,
Speaker 4: you know, imagine just walking in and like, hey.
Speaker 1: What what are you doing? I like your yard. I
Speaker 1: want to look at the trees through your yard. Yo,
Speaker 1: get out of here.
Speaker 3: If I shoot you, you have you have enough moments
Speaker 3: before I shoot you.
Speaker 4: It's it's you know, it really everything like that to me, Uh,
Speaker 4: when somebody has a mentality like that, it just comes
Speaker 4: down like you you were talking about, and it comes
Speaker 4: down to privilege. Right, you have done this, you feel
Speaker 4: like you're safe, and you just like because we can't
Speaker 4: afford to do ship like.
Speaker 3: That, there's feels I never feel safe.
Speaker 2: There's no way, dude, I passed, and I don't feel
Speaker 2: safe doing that, Like there's no shot, there's no shot.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be taught dead. I'm not I will I
Speaker 2: will be caught dead doing that.
Speaker 1: Like what's gonna happen. I know I'll die.
Speaker 3: I know the sun will go wrong and I'll be
Speaker 3: like trying to stop it, and then they'll get scared
Speaker 3: of me, and I'm like, no, no, I'm not doing.
Speaker 1: It for me.
Speaker 4: My daughter is gonna say hi to you, and then
Speaker 4: all of a sudden, the dad's gonna see you. You're
Speaker 4: a predator, and he's gonna snipe. He's gonna That's what
Speaker 4: I'm afraid. That's people's like a dragon off.
Speaker 1: They don't even us, they don't even used. That's a
Speaker 1: World War two ass guns already, just readya he digs
Speaker 1: in his pocket.
Speaker 3: He takes out a sniper rifle.
Speaker 1: You are, by the way, maybe twenty feet from this person.
Speaker 1: Just zoomed in on your fucking cells. Dude.
Speaker 3: By the time, by the by the time he extends
Speaker 3: to you, you're less than you're less than fifteen feet
Speaker 3: away from him. By the time the gun is pointing
Speaker 3: at you and he shoots to you, just apparate.
Speaker 2: I think I can't even imagine how much damage a bullet,
Speaker 2: a sniper rifle bullet would do.
Speaker 1: From that close.
Speaker 3: It would It's not it doesn't even matter what the
Speaker 3: kind of damage, where like the extra damage doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: You're just still absolutely I'm actually because of velocity, would
Speaker 3: it do less damage? Because of like it has no
Speaker 3: Because if you'd assume that it would be moving its
Speaker 3: fastest the moment after it shot, it is right after propulsion,
Speaker 3: it would be moving if you'd assume fair.
Speaker 1: Enough, I like, no, actually, that's like that's my assumption.
Speaker 1: That's so right, Yeah, I know how true. That's like falling.
Speaker 3: I jump off a seventy foot drop and I punch you,
Speaker 3: and I jump off of eighty five foot drop and
Speaker 3: punch you. You know, like the damage is more, but
Speaker 3: like so what you know, like whatever, Yeah, you're still
Speaker 3: basically it's still dead. You know, it's really not.
Speaker 1: Doing that crazy way to go? Did you see that?
Speaker 1: There's this thing I think it's like the eighties.
Speaker 2: There's this there's a story that I read about a
Speaker 2: lawyer in the eighties in Canada who wanted to prove
Speaker 2: to like a bunch of people that his windows were unbreakable,
Speaker 2: and so I don't know why the fuck he was
Speaker 2: doing this, but like.
Speaker 1: He did.
Speaker 2: Window and then somebody shot him with his dragon off.
Speaker 2: He jumped, he jumped, he threw his full body into
Speaker 2: the window, and the window didn't break, but the frame
Speaker 2: came out and he just fell out with the window
Speaker 2: like fell like twenty something stories. God, but you know
Speaker 2: it isn't. I mean, he's right though it did it
Speaker 2: did not break.
Speaker 1: That What what a waste of life? Like why why
Speaker 1: do I do a demo on the first story?
Speaker 2: And you imagine, imagine spending so much money going to
Speaker 2: law school just to die like that.
Speaker 3: So stupid people waste their lives many It's so it's
Speaker 3: like the motherfuckers that go fucking swimming and gaze.
Speaker 1: It's like, you are so stupid.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I just saw a stupid with a sign a
Speaker 4: scuba diving cave, with the sign saying emphatically in like
Speaker 4: throughout sentences, you were probably going to die if you
Speaker 4: go past this point, do not go. They had to
Speaker 4: make it so because people kept doing it and kept dying,
Speaker 4: and it was like a bunch of people have died,
Speaker 4: do not go further, You probably and then you know,
Speaker 4: oh fuck, then you know, and then it went died
Speaker 4: because they just I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know what it is. I feel
Speaker 1: like the people just don't. It's the same people that like,
Speaker 1: what if they see die and they just see DEI
Speaker 1: and they're like, and the fucking die, fucking woke mob. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when they head first dive into a.
Speaker 3: Quarter sized hole in a cave, then it end up
Speaker 3: fucking next to the Leviathan and like that, and they're like, oh, man,
Speaker 3: I can't get out of here.
Speaker 1: There's no he can.
Speaker 3: He's literally the only gap between the upper area and
Speaker 3: the water in the size of his lips maybe, and
Speaker 3: he just can't breathe. He's sucking all rock.
Speaker 1: He can't get any that's how he's eating. He's just
Speaker 1: sucking the nutrients.
Speaker 4: Sea, the bottom of the sea, creatures that have like
Speaker 4: rainbow colors. Yeah, so that just reinforce him thinking that
Speaker 4: this is duck goddamn d I abyss.
Speaker 2: He's been starving for fourteen hours if it, and he's
Speaker 2: still angry about the wish.
Speaker 1: Every time one passes. I like, woke fishes a fucking that.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's a that's a ska band, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean. Yeah, I was just thinking it
Speaker 1: was like it sounds like a band, the Old Fish.
Speaker 3: The idea of being mad at fishes for being rainbow
Speaker 3: colored is that.
Speaker 1: I feel like I understand that kind of I would
Speaker 1: respect that, respect it to the level of like, oh,
Speaker 1: you're actually like you're for real, You're not just a
Speaker 1: trend chaser, Like you're actually upset about the One thing
Speaker 1: I will say, one thing I will say about that
Speaker 1: stuff is like, look, with all due respect, that flag
Speaker 1: is getting fucking ugly. Like that flag is.
Speaker 3: Like all with everything in it, with all the extra things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like the current day, like l g B t
Speaker 2: Q flag is the ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: Like it is ugly, Like objectively speaking, it is ugly
Speaker 2: at SID I.
Speaker 3: Feel like I feel like you shouldn't say that, but
Speaker 3: I would.
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't think there's anything in correct a wrong.
Speaker 3: I think that that flag is not a flag I'd
Speaker 3: particularly like to have loan in my house because of
Speaker 3: its appearance.
Speaker 1: But I so you're saying what I'm saying, But I.
Speaker 3: Think it is a flag that represents a group of
Speaker 3: people that deserve be represented.
Speaker 1: Why not just the rain I feel like the rainbow
Speaker 1: did a good job that.
Speaker 3: I feel like the rainbow did a good job, but
Speaker 3: it's not all encapsulated.
Speaker 1: It should be. I feel like you should feel like
Speaker 1: I feel like, yeah.
Speaker 3: You should be implied obviously. But the thing is that
Speaker 3: that that group of people, so many of them, have
Speaker 3: always been discount.
Speaker 2: You're trying too hard. I'm not trying too hard. I'm
Speaker 2: not trying to hard.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 2: I believe we should treat them normally, and normally is hey,
Speaker 2: your flying is kind.
Speaker 3: Of ugly, now reasonable. I'm not doing the try to
Speaker 3: hard thing. I just I understand, you know. I'm like, like,
Speaker 3: I get why people want to do all that, and
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm like, it's not hurting I think that's
Speaker 3: so like whatever do you think that's the thing.
Speaker 1: It's I'm not saying it's hurting anybody.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, like, I guess from my perspective, it's
Speaker 2: confusing because they're supposed to understand fashion.
Speaker 1: You know, that's that's exclusively gay people.
Speaker 3: I think that's they.
Speaker 2: Became like less and less of like a percentage of
Speaker 2: the overall equation, like the style kind.
Speaker 4: Of like people just start throwing in their their own
Speaker 4: colors that represented their their marginalized group, and then it
Speaker 4: just started getting kind of looks a little messy.
Speaker 3: Now what is the fun like currently?
Speaker 1: Please? Oh please look it up. I haven't seen this.
Speaker 1: I like, I like the rainbow ship. It's dope. And
Speaker 1: I just think, like the simple rainbow was great l
Speaker 1: G B T. I think, well the Q and I
Speaker 1: think you just put plus and then it just everything
Speaker 1: else is imply It just implied that hey, anyone who's
Speaker 1: walking a flag is obviously cool with everybody. I mean literally,
Speaker 1: like the rainbow and the it's not it's not the
Speaker 1: worst try and he's trying.
Speaker 3: It's not the worst thing.
Speaker 1: It's you should put one of those blue Uh is
Speaker 1: this the one? This one? I mean, that's that's a
Speaker 1: version of it.
Speaker 2: That's a little that's a little bit older, but yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a version of that's the one that that is
Speaker 2: the one that I was like, that's fucking.
Speaker 3: Gros There's one I saw that had like a lot
Speaker 3: a lot of stuff on it, and I was like, this
Speaker 3: is that's probably like a joke.
Speaker 1: Gonna put a thin blue line one because you know
Speaker 1: the oh yeah, the fucking blue American flag. We got
Speaker 1: we gotta you gotta be exclusive anyway we're talking about,
Speaker 1: mister beast.
Speaker 3: It's not a bad flag. I disagree.
Speaker 1: You are lying.
Speaker 3: It's it's not the It's like you're lying, like it's
Speaker 3: not a flag. If I was designing a flight, it's
Speaker 3: not be I would design, but it's not on your car.
Speaker 1: But that was the fastest comedy moment I've had a.
Speaker 2: While, so earnestly speaking between the rainbow flag and that.
Speaker 3: Obviously, the rainbow looks more pleasant to die, for sure.
Speaker 1: I like a lot.
Speaker 3: It's a rainbow. Rainbows are inherently pleasant looking, right.
Speaker 1: That's the nature.
Speaker 3: Like even as a little kid when people are like, oh,
Speaker 3: rainbows are gay, I was like, that sucks.
Speaker 1: Because they're really gay. That sucks. That sucks.
Speaker 3: They're really pretty. I like the colors of the rainbow.
Speaker 1: That sucks. I love I love that.
Speaker 3: Remember like the Cocoa Mango the freaking free frios back
Speaker 3: in Niece and but the Cocoa Mango training had the
Speaker 3: rainbow one. Obviously you're like, I want the rainbow one.
Speaker 1: We never get the.
Speaker 4: Rainbow one, damn Aggressively, a little bit of stink on
Speaker 4: that start spinning on the ice cream guy.
Speaker 3: You see a rainbow, and you see a rainbow in
Speaker 3: the daytime, I get actual rainbow and you get fucking mirrors.
Speaker 2: You start crying and pissing yourself. You get angry and
Speaker 2: hard and confused.
Speaker 1: You gotta lay down.
Speaker 4: That's like, is that what the gay like? You know
Speaker 4: how the full moon sets off the were wolf like.
Speaker 1: The wear game game? Whoa, wait, that's that explains a lot.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? So let's wait, wait, hold on,
Speaker 1: let me explain. Okay, so the.
Speaker 2: Rainbow flag really pisses certain people off. But the only
Speaker 2: reason you would be pissed off at that is if
Speaker 2: you're if maybe you're wrestling with certain things, right, maybe
Speaker 2: you're wrestling with gay wolf. Yeah, and so like, I
Speaker 2: think the rainbow flag is like the full moon to
Speaker 2: like closeted Republican gaze.
Speaker 1: Ah, Like they see the rainbow and the and they like.
Speaker 3: That.
Speaker 1: It's terrible. Immediately shoes, your shoes are so they don't match.
Speaker 1: Shaking his bringing on his phone grid. That would be amazing.
Speaker 3: I love that idea, the idea of him having a
Speaker 3: freaking like a like a rainbow flag, fucking apathetic while
Speaker 3: he's just saying grind.
Speaker 1: With the mini gun.
Speaker 4: That with the mini gun, Tony rainbow shooting fucking dildos.
Speaker 2: Alright, so listen, all right, so listen, we got we
Speaker 2: have a lot. Yeah, let's get it into it. So
Speaker 2: the mister B stuff, we talked a little bit about
Speaker 2: the mister Uh. Was there something additional with the Tyson
Speaker 2: crisis and stuff.
Speaker 4: There's more people coming out trying to course shots at uh.
Speaker 4: There was one that I thought was so stupid.
Speaker 1: There was this girl. I think she was trans as well.
Speaker 4: That was and it was before Chris started HRT, so
Speaker 4: I think he was still Chris at the time, right
Speaker 4: but now, huh, I'll just.
Speaker 1: Go move for it. I don't know what's happening right now.
Speaker 1: I don't know what's happening.
Speaker 4: So yeah, there was some algy this one. This one
Speaker 4: was stupid. But the people were coming out and saying
Speaker 4: other things. I guess there were some discord leaks. I
Speaker 4: didn't see them yet because I'm I'm kind of uninterested
Speaker 4: our like, I'll maybe hear whispers about it if it's
Speaker 4: something crazy. But I saw a story about someone.
Speaker 1: Oh I was I was kind of claiming that they
Speaker 1: were sexually abused. They weren't.
Speaker 4: They just kind of had like almost kind of like
Speaker 4: a one sided relationship where Chris Tyson got involved with
Speaker 4: this person, they got sexual, you know, moved in and
Speaker 4: started working and like Chris would just get like a
Speaker 4: bunch of blowjobs mostly didn't reciprocate quite as much as
Speaker 4: they probably should have, but you know, the person kept
Speaker 4: doing it. So it wasn't like but no, I don't care,
Speaker 4: that's the whole exactly. It was one of the thing
Speaker 4: like I was like, so, when when is the abuse
Speaker 4: coming in? And it never did, and I was like,
Speaker 4: I can't be a waste my time reading that.
Speaker 1: Yea. At that point it's like she said, yeah, I
Speaker 1: mean it's just like if you're.
Speaker 3: Just sexually It wasn't like a very sexually.
Speaker 4: It was like a bad balance of a relationship, I guess.
Speaker 4: But that's not any They're not even close to a crime.
Speaker 4: Like sorry, it was the same thing with like, uh
Speaker 4: I when.
Speaker 2: People do that, by the way, when people like jump
Speaker 2: on like just like I have an experience with this
Speaker 2: person and it's like the lamest fucking like non it's
Speaker 2: related thing.
Speaker 1: It's like the fuck are you serious? People. People don't
Speaker 1: Chris Tyson.
Speaker 3: We're like, we don't understand that when you do stuff
Speaker 3: like that and invalidates the people that actually going through,
Speaker 3: so of course, and it's really fucked. Don't get you
Speaker 3: don't you didn't understand how much the person like someone
Speaker 3: turning and you'll be like, yeah, I'm a victim as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah with all the respect, Like you gotta come if
Speaker 2: you're if you have anything to bring to a story
Speaker 2: like that, it has to be with all due respect
Speaker 2: equivalent at least at least.
Speaker 1: Or worse, Like you can't come in there. I mean
Speaker 1: like they flirting with me and ghosted me. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: had a bad experience, and like that's you can I
Speaker 1: go through.
Speaker 3: I'm technically Hispanic and.
Speaker 4: I've had you know what I mean, Like the idea,
Speaker 4: you know, I'm gonna I'm gonna expose my ex that
Speaker 4: fucking treated me like ship, let me just do. I'm
Speaker 4: gonna make a I'm gonna make a fucking twenty minute
Speaker 4: video and I'm gonna talk about this terrible thing. And
Speaker 4: then like this is sponsored by ray Shadow Legends, This
Speaker 4: this is sponsored by those are the funniest, Like it's
Speaker 4: like I want to take you seriously, but damn you
Speaker 4: kind of like damn, like.
Speaker 1: Why damn you didn't you didn't hit the mark? Correct?
Speaker 1: Why do that do?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: Second video?
Speaker 4: There's so many people that make serious videos and they
Speaker 4: put ads in them, and that that.
Speaker 1: Is It's brave, it's brave. I kind of wish I was.
Speaker 1: I wish I was shitty because I want to do
Speaker 1: I would probably do that. To be honest with you,
Speaker 1: I don't think you would.
Speaker 4: Was like, eh, I think if you were trying to
Speaker 4: make light of your situation, maybe well maybe, I guess.
Speaker 3: I guess I think you've lost some description. Yeah right,
Speaker 3: I think you've lost so much respect for the YouTube
Speaker 3: machine that you might do that.
Speaker 1: Probably.
Speaker 3: I think you lost so much, like you don't respect
Speaker 3: it at all, like whatever.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 3: Fuck it extends ad in the middle of like you
Speaker 3: talking about that, I would totally, definitely I would use
Speaker 3: their product way too much.
Speaker 2: I love the idea of like having like, all right, guys,
Speaker 2: this is this is you know, this is a serious topic.
Speaker 2: I made this ad H a couple of months ago, though,
Speaker 2: so I gotta get it out.
Speaker 1: Dollar Shave Club. It's like the phone completely, it's completely
Speaker 1: but as silly ass fucking joke anyway, Like, oh man, okay,
Speaker 1: so we had.
Speaker 3: That watch that whole video tune. They were like, yeah,
Speaker 3: this is a good video to throw advertisement on. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this video about pedophilia. Yeah, Chris go ahea, I didn't
Speaker 3: make this fucking bluetoo video to add about it. And
Speaker 3: it's like, what the fuck.
Speaker 4: If you're trying to get your fucking uh not go
Speaker 4: go go yea.
Speaker 2: So we got all right, mister Chris tasy whatever it's
Speaker 2: all said, Okay, we got.
Speaker 1: We got.
Speaker 2: Speaking of speaking of people talking to miners, Kay Sinnett's
Speaker 2: camera guy, I think yeah, got outed, I guess for
Speaker 2: talking to some underage people or person fucking what.
Speaker 1: Everybody old guys definitely a doult. I think like maybe
Speaker 1: twenty five is how old is Kay? Twenty five? Is he? Yeah?
Speaker 2: So I think it's like, I think twenty three to
Speaker 2: twenty five talking to somebody underaged. Basically she said she
Speaker 2: was nineteen, but he found out that she was lying
Speaker 2: and continued to talk.
Speaker 1: So yeah, that's twenty so he's very young.
Speaker 4: Holy yea, oh wow, So it's still the cameraman's probably right,
Speaker 4: that's Kai's a cameraman.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we don't know.
Speaker 4: But but assuming obviously the whole point is that the
Speaker 4: cameraman's an adult wind so he found out before did
Speaker 4: anything sexual happen or was it like a doctor disrespect?
Speaker 4: Wait doctor, I don't know the whole thing about doctor respect,
Speaker 4: but from what the from what we know doctor disrespect,
Speaker 4: it was like online, yeah, sexual shit or whatever.
Speaker 1: Uh do we know the extent of what's happening with
Speaker 1: so with the.
Speaker 2: Press of that stuff, as far as I always look
Speaker 2: at these situations in this in the sense of like,
Speaker 2: how are how are the people closest to them reacting
Speaker 2: to it?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: And Kai was pretty much like, fuck, we're done. I'm out,
Speaker 2: Like like this guy no, And so that that enough
Speaker 2: to me is like if you're working with somebody for
Speaker 2: that long, I don't know if you would necessarily cut
Speaker 2: them off for something that you you know, or believe
Speaker 2: to be like false or guiltless.
Speaker 3: He's the size that's so big, he got like anything anything.
Speaker 3: He's just he's a face of a company. You know,
Speaker 3: he's trying to make his money. He's clearly just on that.
Speaker 2: But I feel that's kind of evidence to the I
Speaker 2: feel That's what I'm saying, though I feel like you
Speaker 2: are so big at that point that like you can
Speaker 2: of I feel like you can't afford to go to
Speaker 2: bad for people who are genuinely not in the wrong,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: I agree doctor Disrespect with all the respect.
Speaker 2: If Doctor Disrespect didn't do anything wrong, I don't think
Speaker 2: that company.
Speaker 1: Would have dropped him. I don't think they would.
Speaker 3: I don't know I can agree that that makes sense.
Speaker 3: But I think when you're like when you're just on
Speaker 3: the grind and you're like a big name, any small
Speaker 3: thing that fuck you up and you fumble and you
Speaker 3: just end.
Speaker 1: Up, I don't see.
Speaker 2: I don't agree with that because so many people who
Speaker 2: are canceled are still making boatloads of money.
Speaker 1: They sweep. I don't know if I believe.
Speaker 4: I think it's when when there's the dead the rights thing.
Speaker 4: I think when they're still like say, some ship up
Speaker 4: in the air. I feel like that's what happened with
Speaker 4: the Crystalalia, where, in my opinion, Crystalaliah the comedian, I've
Speaker 4: seen enough to where I'm like, all right, this guy's
Speaker 4: a scumbag, right, I think I've seen enough, But I
Speaker 4: feel like a lot of his fans did not see
Speaker 4: the extent of what I saw. So there was people
Speaker 4: that distance themselves for a while, but then all of
Speaker 4: a sudden, like, oh, he's been invited back on some
Speaker 4: of those comedy.
Speaker 1: Podcasts podcast recently, So I.
Speaker 4: Was like, uh, they, I don't. And I think maybe
Speaker 4: some of those people didn't see the extent of like
Speaker 4: because the way that Christa Leeb tried to portray it
Speaker 4: was as if there was like one girl or something
Speaker 4: and there was something he clarified this or she lied
Speaker 4: or something, and I'm like, there were multiple girls there.
Speaker 4: He didn't address all of them, so I thought it
Speaker 4: was kind of interesting. But anyway, yeah, I think with
Speaker 4: that much like leeway, with people not really knowing the
Speaker 4: full picture, you can kind of and I feel like
Speaker 4: that's what happened with the Ava Chris Tyson because there
Speaker 4: was things floating out for a while, right, and mister
Speaker 4: Beaston do shit, and then now all of a sudden,
Speaker 4: mister Beasts is like, gotta cut ties. We're gonna have
Speaker 4: a third party investigator, And I'm like, all right.
Speaker 1: Bro, I only did that because things got too big,
Speaker 1: exactly Like so with the Kayson that thing. I'm completely
Speaker 1: in the.
Speaker 4: Arc, but it's probably true, like the ship went down
Speaker 4: because the thing that's crazy and I just don't understand
Speaker 4: because you know, if you're if you're adjacent to Kaisnat,
Speaker 4: You're gonna get infinite pussy.
Speaker 1: You're just going to like.
Speaker 4: There's no way if they want pussy, if that's the
Speaker 4: whole thing, like you're going to get it. So the idea,
Speaker 4: I mean, you're going to you if you if that
Speaker 4: is what you want, like there's no way somebody that
Speaker 4: famous and being adjacent to them, you're gonna get some
Speaker 4: rubbot because that is what happens in every fucking scenario.
Speaker 4: Even some the guitar texts and bands will get pussy
Speaker 4: just to try to get at the fucking other. Uh,
Speaker 4: it's just that you're adjacent to them. I mean, fucking
Speaker 4: I was a merch guy one time and then you know,
Speaker 4: some girls were like, hey, what's up? You know what
Speaker 4: I'm saying, and so anyway point being yeah, I was
Speaker 4: a bit and I didn't, but like it was it
Speaker 4: was interesting being like, oh man, I should have.
Speaker 1: I mean that get your podcast. He's like I would
Speaker 1: love that, and put we just put a beat over
Speaker 1: it loop a beat and just the same beat for
Speaker 1: three hours. Yeah yeah, and no switch ups, nothing at all. No,
Speaker 1: I don't want to switches at all. There you switch
Speaker 1: up the beat. There there you there, you ruin my
Speaker 1: sense of stability. Indies trying change someone's vibing of that
Speaker 1: ship and then we switch it up and they gets
Speaker 1: so fucking they start screaming.
Speaker 3: They carpet bombed the guy on the strip again.
Speaker 1: They list say it again.
Speaker 2: Oh that's something politically that happened. They fucking killed the
Speaker 2: Hamas leader and somebody else.
Speaker 1: They got a leader. Was he in Gaza? No, he
Speaker 1: was in fucking Iran.
Speaker 4: That makes a lot of sense, okay, because I was like,
Speaker 4: no fucking shot, why would that guy be there? So
Speaker 4: they found him in a rant.
Speaker 2: Oh, which is interesting because they could, they could, they
Speaker 2: could somehow. Look they found they managed to get the
Speaker 2: most important person on foreign soil with no no, with
Speaker 2: no casualties. Yeah, so it seems like they're capable.
Speaker 1: Of course they are. That's all I'm saying. That's no
Speaker 1: comment further, but like, I mean, look at this point,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: All I say is I don't I don't know that
Speaker 4: the people that are defending those actions.
Speaker 1: I don't know how they do it. I don't know
Speaker 1: how they do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I said, that's all I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: N come on, Seinfeld streaming now on Netlix.
Speaker 3: We need our we need our sponsorships. Larry David is
Speaker 3: really funny.
Speaker 1: That I love that anyway.
Speaker 2: But but it is, it does seem to be uh,
Speaker 2: you know, it's talking to minors summer.
Speaker 1: It seems it's certain people. Yeah, it's it's one of
Speaker 1: those things where it's like so fucking easy, it's so easy.
Speaker 1: That's so you told you said that they found out
Speaker 1: that they lied and still went forward.
Speaker 2: Yeah, apparently apparently, as far as I know this, I've seen,
Speaker 2: like I've seen some screenshots of like DM's going around.
Speaker 1: I didn't read them because it's whatever.
Speaker 2: It's just yeah, at a certain point, it's like if
Speaker 2: there's smoke, there's fire, like no one's gonna I would
Speaker 2: have seen people be.
Speaker 1: Like, this is not what's happening my now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So yeah, that, that to me is what I understand.
Speaker 2: Like he found out that the person was lying about
Speaker 2: their easy he said she was. She said she was nineteen,
Speaker 2: which like at twenty five twenty two, Like, all right, fine, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's a little bit young personally for me, but like,
Speaker 2: you're you're old enough. You're a fucking Michelle. I was
Speaker 2: seventeen in college like doing some crazy.
Speaker 1: I was sixteen.
Speaker 4: I like, so whatever pulled the ladder up behind you, man,
Speaker 4: it's just what people do. Yeah, you're eighteen, you're you're
Speaker 4: an adult.
Speaker 1: I don't give a fuck.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but uh, but you can more not give a funk.
Speaker 4: I personally don't because there are actual, like horrible things
Speaker 4: that I care way more than like.
Speaker 1: Some age Oh god, something being weird and something being
Speaker 1: like that's bent and weird.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree that I just put energy the whole thing.
Speaker 1: The whole thing was a critical and fucking sneak. O,
Speaker 1: what do you what do you mean? What do I
Speaker 1: forgot about that stick to one thing at a time.
Speaker 1: I forgot about that. That's actually actually mind blowing. I
Speaker 1: forgot about that it was stick to one thing though,
Speaker 1: you like at least it now real quick, my eyes twitching.
Speaker 1: I forgot about that ship. I didn't watch all of it,
Speaker 1: but I heard about it, saw the clips. Can't read
Speaker 1: it at all. It said.
Speaker 3: Sneak, that said need I was like, what need.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like an s N A T H
Speaker 1: at the same time it's an s H immediately anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so so that's that's apparently the story. It's Look, man,
Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck is going on. I
Speaker 2: don't know why this is like a difficult thing for
Speaker 2: people to wrap.
Speaker 1: I guess there's too many there. I feel there are
Speaker 1: pedal maximum man.
Speaker 4: I feel like there's a lot of people that more
Speaker 4: than you kind of would like to even imagine, obviously,
Speaker 4: because you don't want to think about like people being
Speaker 4: like predators, right, you want to think about people like
Speaker 4: I try to make a thing of I understand why, say,
Speaker 4: losers will try to go after younger people because they're
Speaker 4: impressionable and stupid so they're easy to manipulate, and because
Speaker 4: they can't get people their age. But then there's people
Speaker 4: that I know for sure could get people their age,
Speaker 4: like Kysonat's cameraman is probably pussy Like they imagine the
Speaker 4: amount of girls that want to sleep with these people,
Speaker 4: anyone in their crew. They can have a party full
Speaker 4: of like one hundred women and probably get them do
Speaker 4: an orgy like if they wanted to, right, and so
Speaker 4: when they do shit like that, I'm like, all right,
Speaker 4: so that just means that you just and you continue
Speaker 4: to talk or whatever. That means that that's what you wanted.
Speaker 4: And probably he said to smoke this fire. This this
Speaker 4: probably in an isolated incident. No, like you know, of course,
Speaker 4: just like I'm speculating.
Speaker 1: But the thing.
Speaker 4: Is this is you see it keeps happening like the
Speaker 4: the it keeps oh young young, young young the.
Speaker 1: Who's that that that charge? Who's that that? Really gay
Speaker 1: dude Richard Simmons. No, he was like a really big
Speaker 1: YouTuber in the fashion makeup, in.
Speaker 3: The fact that that motherfucker has a platform in general,
Speaker 3: fucking absurd exactly.
Speaker 2: Well, this is what I'm talking. This is what I
Speaker 2: was saying earlier. It's like because it seemed to matter.
Speaker 3: But that motherfucker look James look, yeah, true bro. Several
Speaker 3: then got caught and then they were more after getting caught.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, the dude, the fucking creed it was.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 3: It was worse than Crystal Leia like know much about it.
Speaker 3: A lot you saw like the like the snap the
Speaker 3: snapchat receipts were crazy, like the thing the thing that
Speaker 3: so I don't understand. Like I used Snapchat back in
Speaker 3: the day.
Speaker 1: I just it's pretty easy to not uh be really
Speaker 1: stupid or predatory on it. It's really easy to not
Speaker 1: do it.
Speaker 3: I deally to Snapchat so long ago, I kind of
Speaker 3: girl friend. I dealtly to Snapchat immediately. I haven't had
Speaker 3: it since I started dating Lily.
Speaker 1: That's smart I tried. So there was the thing that
Speaker 1: I used to do with Snapchat. It doesn't work anymore.
Speaker 4: Where you were able to play audio from say YouTube
Speaker 4: or wherever and also record, so like say, if you
Speaker 4: want to record a video you get you would have audio.
Speaker 4: It was basically a way to like have some type
Speaker 4: of background so you didn't have to do any editing.
Speaker 4: It was just like real time, here's my music playing,
Speaker 4: or here's audio of someone talking, and then here I'm
Speaker 4: doing something. And I was like, oh, let me see
Speaker 4: if I can still do that, because Instagram doesn't let
Speaker 4: you do that. Yeah, And so, as far as I remember,
Speaker 4: didn't work anymore. So I was like, all right, fuck,
Speaker 4: Snapchat just not doesn't It's I think it's only there
Speaker 4: for like.
Speaker 3: Deviancy, I had a Snapchat. Man, I imagine I had
Speaker 3: a gold mine and.
Speaker 4: They gotta be careful with you like that because people
Speaker 4: people know what snapchats for and that's why, like there
Speaker 4: have been so there binges.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those deviant leaks.
Speaker 4: People getting exposed Crystalia and freaking out about snapchat is
Speaker 4: probably all the wild shit that he's done.
Speaker 1: Did you So I didn't look into this super super
Speaker 1: hard what happened.
Speaker 2: But there was this YouTuber I guess I shared it,
Speaker 2: and I just couldn't believe that somebody would willingly share
Speaker 2: all this information.
Speaker 1: But there was this Uh I didn't read I know,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, dude, T L d R.
Speaker 1: Holy ship.
Speaker 2: So there was let me scroll through my timeline, don't
Speaker 2: I don't read it. I read through allase, give me
Speaker 2: a synopsis because like I was like, nope, So as
Speaker 2: far as I understand, this YouTuber is being accused of,
Speaker 2: I guess grooming or some serious pedophile stuff or whatever,
Speaker 2: Like I don't really I didn't really get it. I've
Speaker 2: never heard of this guy. His name is mister mister T.
Speaker 2: Never heard of this person.
Speaker 1: Yes he's back, he got rid of directed. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: so I just saw this with no context.
Speaker 2: It's just this guy who's like this is extremely embarrassing
Speaker 2: to post, but it proves that my ex was lying
Speaker 2: about the age of the guy she cheated on me with.
Speaker 2: This conversation was in twenty twenty two for Coachella, and
Speaker 2: it speaks for itself. I have retained legal counsel and
Speaker 2: need to let the legal investigation complete itself first. And
Speaker 2: so it's this snapchat scroll through, this conversation between him
Speaker 2: and his ex, who, like I guess, confirms that she
Speaker 2: slept with like this guy who's like seventeen or something.
Speaker 2: I don't know how old these people are though, because
Speaker 2: they seem kind of young. It seemed like twenty two.
Speaker 2: It's still it's it's weird, but yeah, it doesn't necessarily
Speaker 2: still if you're being accused of literal pedophilia. Like I
Speaker 2: don't know how, I don't know how much this necessarily goes.
Speaker 2: But the the scroll is crazy. It's like the long
Speaker 2: chat snapchat scroll through the most embarrassing messages I think
Speaker 2: I've ever seen so long like this one right here
Speaker 2: is awesome. This happened to pause the scroll at the
Speaker 2: perfect time, said so I'm gonna go back and forth.
Speaker 2: I really hope you don't do that. I'm sorry, I
Speaker 2: really still want you. And then she goes, you can't
Speaker 2: even make me come, You can't fuck write. He goes,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, can't you pussy right either? You can't kiss right?
Speaker 2: What the fuck am I here for? At this point, I.
Speaker 1: Thought you told me I ate pussy goods. Frowny face.
Speaker 1: I thought you liked my kisses.
Speaker 2: If you don't give me money, there's no point yo.
Speaker 1: So let me let me just start off with this.
Speaker 2: She's a demon and these people are He's very pathetic
Speaker 2: and she seems like a genuine psychopath. So like, I
Speaker 2: don't really care about the well being of either these
Speaker 2: people to tell you the truth, but like, dude, you
Speaker 2: couldn't Batman couldn't or a GAMMI fold me and times
Speaker 2: to get this information out of me. If I ever
Speaker 2: said this to a woman, yeah, where I was like, oh,
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, are you kidding?
Speaker 1: That's so crazy? Every girl knows, Yeah, like why.
Speaker 2: Would you like, I don't know, man, that seems crazy,
Speaker 2: Like what girl's gonna want to unless she wants like
Speaker 2: some pathetic pussy. Well, so his brand thing, I think,
Speaker 2: right was so he was doing this and now he's
Speaker 2: like rebranded as like a Christian and he's like he's
Speaker 2: repented some of his language, so now he wants he's
Speaker 2: married I think actually already, so he probably married to
Speaker 2: some like he's kind of trad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some trad one that sucks and like wants to
Speaker 1: be abused.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's disgusting.
Speaker 1: Don't ever do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, whoever, that's of the devil.
Speaker 1: I just I just man that it's a long scroll.
Speaker 2: It's a very long scroll, and it's all of it
Speaker 2: is just like him, I'm sorry, and he like frowny face,
Speaker 2: like she'll tell him like some of the most mean
Speaker 2: shit I've ever seen anybody say say to anybody. So
Speaker 2: like how he literally said, what can I do to
Speaker 2: make my body more appealing to you?
Speaker 1: And she said, skin yourself alive? She said, this is
Speaker 1: a demon. Genuine she's just mean. Yeah, well clearly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh she's a she's she seems like genuinely somebody
Speaker 2: that probably should go away forever. Yeah, because that's a
Speaker 2: crazy I don't know, man.
Speaker 1: Already picture why, Like she's very nice behind it, like
Speaker 1: on the service, it's not even just BPD, that's like
Speaker 1: BPD ull forra instinct.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like level, there's no God damn man, what like
Speaker 4: you said.
Speaker 3: Why everybody but young man?
Speaker 1: You know, show that the messages where she said, like
Speaker 1: he's seventeen, you need to show the entire pologize for
Speaker 1: not eating pussy, right, What the hell would I? Over
Speaker 1: and over again, I'm sorry, I don't need to know
Speaker 1: that about you. Cookery is crazy.
Speaker 3: I don't need to know that about you. I've huckery
Speaker 3: is crazy. People getting people getting sunned out and dispected,
Speaker 3: like there's so much.
Speaker 4: Like if you're a uh, look, I don't want to
Speaker 4: get twisted. There's some YouTubers, even myself to a certain extent,
Speaker 4: I have shared some things, but nothing like humiliating, at
Speaker 4: least nothing that I would perceive is humiliating. I even
Speaker 4: I actually was, Actually I was annoyed. If you remember
Speaker 4: when Bunty showed shared some stories about his like and
Speaker 4: there was like some fucking freak ass YouTubers that were
Speaker 4: giving him ship. And the thing that annoyed me, I
Speaker 4: was like that was like light work. It wasn't like
Speaker 4: it wasn't like the it wasn't like that type of
Speaker 4: it was just like, oh, he was betrayed and he
Speaker 4: wants to get it off his chest, And I'm like
Speaker 4: all right. That sucks, man. And there's the level that
Speaker 4: was one and this is one thousand, right, and I'm like,
Speaker 4: I don't really mind the level ones that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh man, you just pointed hard, all right.
Speaker 2: You know I wouldn't have done it, wouldn't have done
Speaker 2: it personally. It's not this is some yes, and look
Speaker 2: I'm making a mistake like I'm not. I'm not sitting
Speaker 2: here like being like, oh, I've never like sent messages
Speaker 2: that I'm embarrassy. I've definitely sent messages and I embarrassed by.
Speaker 2: I've definitely probably been pathetic too in like relationships, no doubt.
Speaker 3: I've never been the degree of the degree, the sheer
Speaker 3: degree is crazy. I've never pathetic because I never respected
Speaker 3: woman enough to be pathetic actually, facts being but before Lily,
Speaker 3: because there was one girl I really liked for a
Speaker 3: long time and she fucking hurt me really bad. And
Speaker 3: after that, I was like, women are just meant to
Speaker 3: be treated as less. That is so thank you God,
Speaker 3: thank you for thank you Lord Price for revealing this
Speaker 3: upon me and but stowing me with this new power.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, And then I met my girlfriend. I was like, well,
Speaker 3: maybe I should respect some of them.
Speaker 4: I'm trying to think of like if I've ever seen
Speaker 4: something really embarrassing, like super super embarrassing. Yeah, like I'm
Speaker 4: sure somebody embarrassing context, I think it would just maybe
Speaker 4: something that would make me cringe a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like what I'm talking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but nothing, there has never been a dynamic even
Speaker 4: close to it, because I wouldn't tolerate that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Even if something.
Speaker 3: Scar where I've said like really like I've sound like
Speaker 3: a pussy in the check because I'm like, I don't
Speaker 3: know what they do. I can't do this right Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I know, Bro, I threw up. I'm throwing up like
Speaker 3: like that. I'm terrified. I'm like, dude, I'm what I'm
Speaker 3: saying is like, what I'm saying is it's it's dead
Speaker 3: beat central.
Speaker 1: Bro. What I'm saying is it's it's relatable.
Speaker 2: It's relatable to like cry over a relationship or like
Speaker 2: be at that level right where you're just like oh
Speaker 2: man and you're just you're acting you wouldn't but like, dude,
Speaker 2: I'm reading through this and I'm like, I can't believe
Speaker 2: that anybody could get to this point. Like it's such
Speaker 2: a steep level that pussy must have been terra fireworks, Bro,
Speaker 2: must have been fireworks coming out that ship.
Speaker 1: That'll do it.
Speaker 3: Probably yeah, and that'll was crazy crazy. Crazy pussy is crazy.
Speaker 1: Girl. Pussy is different, Bro, It's a mountain to climb.
Speaker 3: It'll it'll have, it'll have you beside yourself at moments.
Speaker 4: I'm not I don't know, man, I'm not into those
Speaker 4: crazy because like a lot of you don't.
Speaker 3: Know crazy well, but they're pussy is the pussy is
Speaker 3: the sign.
Speaker 4: Okay, give me, okay, you know, give me an idea
Speaker 4: of what do you consider like crazy pussy, Like, like,
Speaker 4: say what the performance like.
Speaker 3: The woman attached to the pussy is insane, thereby making
Speaker 3: her pussy better because of how little restraint she has appear.
Speaker 1: Okay, So like that's what I'm just saying.
Speaker 4: So so so I just want I want to understand, Uh.
Speaker 1: Pussy's crazy good, but a person crazy, well, why is it?
Speaker 4: Like, say what what is the difference between like in
Speaker 4: your opinion, I want to know, like, say what crazy pussy?
Speaker 1: What does crazy pussy do? Like what is she doing
Speaker 1: to you? Literally?
Speaker 2: Just I think it's psychological and emotional intensity, it's like
Speaker 2: added to it.
Speaker 1: It's it's literally just like it's it's literally, it's.
Speaker 3: Literally, it's literally making you up. It makes you think
Speaker 3: that the nature of her being crazy is fine, right
Speaker 3: because of how intensely you guys are interacting with each other.
Speaker 3: So you're like, oh, this is this girl's crazy. But
Speaker 3: also she clearly like really loves me because of the
Speaker 3: like how much passion she puts into.
Speaker 2: It's it's it's I think there's a there's a mathematics
Speaker 2: of peaking valleys too, beause if things are really really
Speaker 2: bad and then they go back to like just being normal,
Speaker 2: that seems like.
Speaker 1: Real, amazing, amazing.
Speaker 2: It's like there is like a it's like a perspective
Speaker 2: in comparison type deal to get anymore.
Speaker 1: So we're like, she hasn't stabbed me in like eight weeks.
Speaker 3: But she's still like calling you everything in the book
Speaker 3: and like making you pry at night.
Speaker 2: No, but that's true, like literally, like I think, uh it,
Speaker 2: you know, it's something like you gotta you gotta do
Speaker 2: some real enlightening.
Speaker 1: Had But I've had crazy girl pussy. I've never I've
Speaker 1: never enjoyed that, Like, uh, it's just this, this is
Speaker 1: just me. It's gay. I guess I'm just kinda I
Speaker 1: mean maybe, I mean, maybe you're too old to still be.
Speaker 3: Maybe they're away too fucking old in your past thirty
Speaker 3: you should not be.
Speaker 4: Maybe, to be honest, I think the colnaspy I had,
Speaker 4: like really just straighten me out, bro, like that whole experience,
Speaker 4: that whole experience, Like I was like, oh, yeah.
Speaker 1: You like having a mirrorless sony camera shoved up your collar?
Speaker 1: Can you imagine.
Speaker 3: That? The idea of somebody being behind my asshole, it's
Speaker 3: spreading it open and being like.
Speaker 1: Struggling to get it, And.
Speaker 3: The idea somebody reaching my asshole makes my day.
Speaker 2: Really stand you on your head and jump on the
Speaker 2: camera into your like they're like they're trying to go
Speaker 2: down like one of the Mario pipes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you just gotta deal with that. You gotta
Speaker 3: you gotta get up afterwards and act like you're a
Speaker 3: manly man.
Speaker 1: But anyway to be like anyway the gym now.
Speaker 2: Sneak has a bunch of weird ship. Yeah, the sneak
Speaker 2: critical thing, Yeah, the bait. I don't know why. I
Speaker 2: thought it was kind of bizarre that.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I'm actually completely in your camp. Why I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 3: Because Sniko has been on this weird tirade about like
Speaker 3: consent and the age of concent Yeah, him, and how
Speaker 3: arbitrary it is. And I understand why I think he's
Speaker 3: coming from him, but also like that gives.
Speaker 1: You coming from I think I understand.
Speaker 3: I can understand argument he thinks he's making right, he
Speaker 3: thinks he's like, oh, age of consent is arbitrary, varies
Speaker 3: across the board. It's like, yeah, that is arbitrary, but
Speaker 3: who cares?
Speaker 1: That's true?
Speaker 3: But also you sound like a creep arguing for this.
Speaker 1: But do you know why? You know why he's arguing
Speaker 1: for it. It's it's simple islam. Oh, very simple, very simple. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Is forgot that he was doing that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And that's it's the only reason. It was kind
Speaker 3: of a cool guy wants to basically really sad. Young
Speaker 3: him was kind of a cool dude, Like I probably
Speaker 3: would have liked young Sniko's.
Speaker 1: He's a fucking cloud chaser.
Speaker 4: It was just like, say, for a while he was
Speaker 4: so hard in the paint in the manisphere, then when
Speaker 4: it started to dip a little bit, he immediately was
Speaker 4: like I should like get out of here, Like immediately
Speaker 4: he was like, oh, he saw the writing on the wall,
Speaker 4: but then like it kind of recovered, so he kind
Speaker 4: of dove back into it a little bit.
Speaker 3: Like he's he has no conviction. Whatever the way the
Speaker 3: wind blows are for him, that's just what he's doing.
Speaker 1: So if if, like you know, Kamalo wins and all
Speaker 1: this stuff and all the fucking chuddy shit dies down,
Speaker 1: he'll fucking change his tune. He just he just wants
Speaker 1: to be on top. He likes, you know, people talking
Speaker 1: about him. He likes anyway makes me sad.
Speaker 4: They added a debate, and unfortunately people are saying I
Speaker 4: didn't watch.
Speaker 1: I saw a couple of clips. I do, so I
Speaker 1: don't know the vibes at all.
Speaker 4: But there was a lot of people saying that because
Speaker 4: of Moist criticals just not a debater. They're saying Charlie's
Speaker 4: not a good debater and he didn't come off well,
Speaker 4: which is crazy because sneaker should get obliterated by I
Speaker 4: guess anyone that that's.
Speaker 1: What I heard at least. Yeah, I would need to
Speaker 1: watch it to see if I agree with that sentiment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, that's why I didn't write it down
Speaker 2: because I didn't really watch it.
Speaker 3: The argument, the argument that Sninker was making was like
Speaker 3: a he said, like, so a child that's very mature,
Speaker 3: that's about seventeen years old, should not be allowed to
Speaker 3: get married. But the idea is that a child could
Speaker 3: go through gender firming therapy or surgery at the same
Speaker 3: at a young age as well. And it's like, I
Speaker 3: understand Charlie. Charlie was saying that, like, if it's up
Speaker 3: to the parents and every priority is okay with it,
Speaker 3: it would be fine. And then Snicol Walls said, well,
Speaker 3: we'll soon the same argument be for the child doing
Speaker 3: the same thing and getting married to someone. And it's like, dude,
Speaker 3: at that age. In general, both of those things are
Speaker 3: very serious, very serious things. They need to be discussed
Speaker 3: with both people. But the fact that you're so hard
Speaker 3: arguing this ship it's very creepy.
Speaker 1: Well, it's very it's creepy, it's gross. Just stop, like
Speaker 1: just like.
Speaker 4: It's it's it's not a one to one comparison at all.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 3: First of all, they're both extensively complex things.
Speaker 1: I really want.
Speaker 3: Well, so gender firming is very complex and and and
Speaker 3: nuanced and a conversational and if you listen to people
Speaker 3: on and on that particular side talking about that ship
Speaker 3: and the D transitioning group, you would be so wildly
Speaker 3: misinformed about it because of the fact that they're like, oh,
Speaker 3: people transition and then it hurts their biology and they
Speaker 3: wonder and it's like that percentage is the amount of
Speaker 3: trans people and then the amount of D transition people
Speaker 3: in general is so small it's staggering.
Speaker 1: They exist. They don't know any of that shit. They exist,
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong. But that's the problem.
Speaker 4: Charlie not uh you know, ready for a debate, doesn't
Speaker 4: have any of those statistics, and so if you wanted
Speaker 4: to talk about that, if you wanted to advocate for it,
Speaker 4: he would just look up those statistics and then uh
Speaker 4: be able to absolutely destroy sneakers.
Speaker 1: I was thrown at him. It's clearly thrown at him. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And that's the whole thing.
Speaker 4: That's why it's like, oh, like you know, he has
Speaker 4: a large platform. He offers very safe opinions. That's basically
Speaker 4: his thing where you know, like, if you were somebody
Speaker 4: like me that wants to get inside on something, you're
Speaker 4: not going to watch Charlie. You're gonna watch basically Charlie
Speaker 4: for oh this guy. Uh, he and I agree on
Speaker 4: most things, and I just want to have that reinforce
Speaker 4: and reinforced opinion and so not that.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking again, No, it's not the same. We know
Speaker 3: the guy. He's a good dude, Charlie.
Speaker 4: That's not saying something wrong with doing it. That is
Speaker 4: that is basically almost every commentator right. You watch them
Speaker 4: because they we have.
Speaker 1: Firm you that.
Speaker 4: We're not we're not armed with statistics here, Like I'm
Speaker 4: not I'm not trying to say that's a bad thing.
Speaker 4: I'm like you if you're if you're trying to get
Speaker 4: some insight on something, you're not listening to this podcast.
Speaker 1: You're not watching, Charlie. Like, And that's the whole thing where.
Speaker 3: We may, we may give you the spark of the
Speaker 3: idea to go look into those things, but we are
Speaker 3: not We are not educators. We are not the most
Speaker 3: informed people of those things.
Speaker 4: I would never want somebody to like, inform a an
Speaker 4: opinion from regurgitating something I said, what dere Nero said.
Speaker 1: The stop there, please stop. You're gonna get yourself and
Speaker 1: you're gonna get yourself shot somehow out.
Speaker 3: No, you're gonna say something wrong and you're gonna say
Speaker 3: the end word.
Speaker 1: You're just gonna do it by quoting it. He said,
Speaker 1: I could say it. This man said I could say
Speaker 1: it there, you know. But yeah, but yeah, it was
Speaker 1: it was a weird It was weird. Sneako's fucking weird, bro.
Speaker 4: Stop dude that was saying that was That was kind
Speaker 4: of the biggest thing that people were pointing out that
Speaker 4: it was weird that so many people were freaking out
Speaker 4: about Charlie and his position more than Sneako advocating for
Speaker 4: child marriage. And that's the thing that like, hey guys,
Speaker 4: let's not skirt past this and what Sneako's saying. This
Speaker 4: is infinitely worse because first of all, what adult wants
Speaker 4: to marry a fucking minor.
Speaker 3: A weird fucking adult literally in.
Speaker 4: Every fucking scenario, there is no way around it, and
Speaker 4: and something that it would actually make sense other than
Speaker 4: we're talking about modern days, particularly because.
Speaker 1: Back in the day nothing made sense. People just did ship.
Speaker 4: My my fucking my my friend. Heyesus talks about his grandpa,
Speaker 4: the way that he got his uh, the way that
Speaker 4: his grand looked literally took her literally in Mexico road
Speaker 4: saw this girl like, oh, I think, I like, this girl,
Speaker 4: she's like fourteen or some shit, or maybe even.
Speaker 1: Younger, literally took her and then dropped her back off
Speaker 1: days later pregnant, and that's how his mom was fucking
Speaker 1: born like crazy like that, and that that was that
Speaker 1: was normal. Then I'm like, that's the world. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: that's what to listen.
Speaker 2: That's that's been normal for ninety nine point nine percent
Speaker 2: of human history up until like modern times.
Speaker 3: Basically, you know, we did in more time we were like, hey,
Speaker 3: maybe we shouldn't just yeah exactly.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think it's a good idea stopped taking people
Speaker 2: and stopping and I think it's probably a good idea that.
Speaker 3: We shouldn't take people, we shouldn't owned people. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: should have.
Speaker 1: Tell people live.
Speaker 2: Like that. It really is not long ago that like
Speaker 2: where you know, even like probably like our grandparents lived
Speaker 2: in a time where like it's just like yeah, I
Speaker 2: mean whatever, she's fifteen, she get married, like whatever, it's.
Speaker 1: A matter of like you know, like that's just the
Speaker 1: way it used to be.
Speaker 2: That's fine, and unders just through a modern lens especially,
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, like you understand we understand more
Speaker 2: now about like just human dynamics and people.
Speaker 1: I look, it's fucking strange for me.
Speaker 3: It's like the ideas like you could be a mature
Speaker 3: young person, Like I agree, you can be a mature
Speaker 3: young person, but your experience is still going to be
Speaker 3: lacking because with age does come wisdom, exceptions, the rules
Speaker 3: ages wisdom.
Speaker 1: I mean, you can be a smart young person, you
Speaker 1: always look, there's always exceptions.
Speaker 3: So very well lived young people, but age comes wisdom period,
Speaker 3: Like you can't deny that. It's not Yeah, it may
Speaker 3: not be the smartest person or the wisest person, and
Speaker 3: it may be young people wiser than you experience.
Speaker 1: It's not a it's you.
Speaker 2: It's more about just like you can't build a system
Speaker 2: based off of the outliers, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: There's undoubtedly a d V seventeen year old who's probably
Speaker 2: smarter than a lot. There's probably like a really smart
Speaker 2: seventeen year old woman who's way smarter than thirty year
Speaker 2: old guys.
Speaker 1: I don't doubt that at all.
Speaker 2: Like that, I'm sure that exists, but generally speaking, just
Speaker 2: generally that should probably be frowned upon because more likely
Speaker 2: than not, that's not.
Speaker 1: Going to be the scenario they don't know what the
Speaker 1: fuck they're gonna do. They literally have no idea what
Speaker 1: they're young.
Speaker 4: Most people that are in high school don't know what
Speaker 4: they'll say, they know what they want to do, but
Speaker 4: then once it get into college, things change a lot
Speaker 4: of times. I don't like my fucking major. I don't
Speaker 4: know what the fuck I'm doing.
Speaker 3: It's every I feel like everyone goes through that plan
Speaker 3: in their life, literally, and it's not even it's you're
Speaker 3: at seventeen, you're not even close to thinking about. You
Speaker 3: go through like your fucking mid twenties. You're like, yo,
Speaker 3: the world is insane. I had no clue the world
Speaker 3: was crazy, and you figure that out, you know, Like
Speaker 3: even the smart people I know went.
Speaker 1: Through like this.
Speaker 4: That's what it's like, Charlie. You know, I'm like, damn
Speaker 4: uh you want, you know, say like it's supposed to
Speaker 4: be casual. And I understand he probably thought, like all
Speaker 4: mop the forward sneak o, because it's sneak o that.
Speaker 4: But it's just one of the things where especially it's.
Speaker 1: He's just technically better at debating.
Speaker 3: And that's why I hate debates, man, Like it's that
Speaker 3: if you modern debates are not debating, they're not.
Speaker 1: They're just they're arguing.
Speaker 4: You're trying to You're just trying to arguing, you're trying
Speaker 4: to influence people's opinion. You're not trying to actually give
Speaker 4: like a lot of facts. That that's like a that's
Speaker 4: like an afterthought, right, the facts.
Speaker 3: There's supposed to debate. Somebody supposed to be willing to
Speaker 3: give acknowledge, some sort of middle.
Speaker 4: We've talked about that, right, like the whole concession thing,
Speaker 4: Like it should be like there should be some type
Speaker 4: of winter clear winner, clearly.
Speaker 3: But also there's supposed to be an exchange of ideas
Speaker 3: that lead to something. Debates would it's more But I
Speaker 3: feel like debating and discussion. Yes, you're right, you're right,
Speaker 3: and I feel like we've talked about this debate should
Speaker 3: be more of a discussion in general. But that's not
Speaker 3: exactly what they're meant to be. I just think I
Speaker 3: think it should be. I feel like discussion should beat.
Speaker 3: I feel like sneak O and and and and Charlie
Speaker 3: should not have had a debate. It should be like,
Speaker 3: let's discuss these ideas. I think that's what the I
Speaker 3: think that's what Charlie thought was happening. That's because he
Speaker 3: doesn't debate like Charlie doesn't, Like.
Speaker 2: I don't think he's before but not like it's like
Speaker 2: it's not like an official debate though it's usually just
Speaker 2: like a conversation that turns into something. Probably I don't know,
Speaker 2: like I don't watch every single thing Charlie does, but
Speaker 2: like my assumption is that, like he doesn't strike me
Speaker 2: as like a debate bro.
Speaker 1: The idea of debating is so I think it's a
Speaker 1: lot better if both if both opponents had to dock
Speaker 1: at the beginning and end.
Speaker 3: Like like penis the penis, Yes, there would be more
Speaker 3: things at steak.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: If you don't concede on something, Yeah, if there's no
Speaker 2: concession made in this debate, you must dock.
Speaker 3: The idea that the debate gets all the size and
Speaker 3: of the other person, because.
Speaker 4: He also you'll just absorb all of them. Look, you
Speaker 4: got you gotta get this. This is dangerous because you
Speaker 4: can really like say, because I imagine Sneak has a
Speaker 4: very very tiny penis, So at that point you kind
Speaker 4: of have to like, you know, you're risking it all.
Speaker 4: Now you're gonna let people not only are you with cook,
Speaker 4: you have a micro penis like you got.
Speaker 3: That's a rough common. He's an interesting fella, man, that's
Speaker 3: a rough com I watched him his old videos and
Speaker 3: I was like, I would have liked this guy, but
Speaker 3: that's how it makes my heart hurt.
Speaker 1: Started off though, like I was thinking of Nikokado. Do
Speaker 1: you see that guy when you first start off? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he was like a prodigy, wasn't it. He was a violinist.
Speaker 4: He was fucking like just clean vegan looks like the
Speaker 4: whole world in front of him's like, oh wait, mook bunks,
Speaker 4: let's do that. And then now he's you know, he
Speaker 4: had the eating with an apnea machine on for a while.
Speaker 1: I don't know if he's still doing it or not,
Speaker 1: but I remember that was the last thing that I
Speaker 1: saw crazy and I saw asshole, which pissed me off.
Speaker 1: That dude. Sorry. I saw that ship too, and I
Speaker 1: was like, I was I somehow have avoided it. That's great,
Speaker 1: that's fucking excellent. I'm living a great life because.
Speaker 3: I'm still Friends tweeted it and I was like, why
Speaker 3: would they do this to me? Because it do you
Speaker 3: remember they're going to say their demons? Why not I'm
Speaker 3: not going to say the same person you were talking
Speaker 3: about earlier, Yeah, earlier, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 3: It's like you know what, yeah, you know when the
Speaker 3: night is on his knee and he picks his sort
Speaker 3: up and he's just like he drops it again and
Speaker 3: he lets himself die.
Speaker 1: I feel like that.
Speaker 4: But look, man, in my in my eyes, from the
Speaker 4: clips that I saw, Charlie uh definitely was on the
Speaker 4: right side. The people don't know anything about gender affirming care.
Speaker 4: They don't know anything about that ship.
Speaker 1: Irks me. Bro, I don't know what's anither. There's a
Speaker 1: bunch of.
Speaker 3: There's a bunch of very available information. The problem, you know,
Speaker 3: and if you're talking about things, if you're talking about
Speaker 3: and you're arguing about it, you have you you are
Speaker 3: you should inform yourself about those things. That's why that
Speaker 3: is the thing that bothers.
Speaker 1: Me so much. That's kind of thing.
Speaker 2: It's like, if you're arguing from a position where you
Speaker 2: don't know the exact act history or these ex statistics,
Speaker 2: you have to have it, at the very least a
Speaker 2: strong philosophy that is grounded, you know, like my, my, like,
Speaker 2: I don't know much about gender firming care.
Speaker 1: At all.
Speaker 2: Really, Like I don't really know about like what hormones do,
Speaker 2: or like how they affect certain people at what ages,
Speaker 2: or like what age is appropriate for what to be done.
Speaker 1: I really don't know.
Speaker 2: My only philosophy really is I don't really view the
Speaker 2: human body as like a particularly like sacred, unchangeable thing,
Speaker 2: you know, Like I just think like if I had,
Speaker 2: if I had the option at some point to like
Speaker 2: cut my arm off or a place it with a
Speaker 2: better arm, I would do it. If you want to
Speaker 2: change the way your face looks or fucking what your
Speaker 2: hair or your eye called.
Speaker 1: Like I really, I really just don't care about everybody.
Speaker 3: Everybody has their opinion about like I think as a child,
Speaker 3: there's opinions that parents could have, and I have opinions
Speaker 3: about it too, Right, But the idea for me to uh,
Speaker 3: for me to go on and tear down people and speak,
Speaker 3: uh if you're going out misinformation about those people consecutively,
Speaker 3: because this is where the problem comes up. Was like
Speaker 3: the whole thing about the gay stuff in school, right, well,
Speaker 3: that's it's pretty gay that that ship's not. Like, but
Speaker 3: but all jokes aside the fact that people get so well, no,
Speaker 3: just I'm just discusied on piece right. The fact that
Speaker 3: people are so misinformed about what happens there is insane.
Speaker 3: People are like, oh, they're teaching the kids about all
Speaker 3: gay sex like that, and it's like, no, they're not.
Speaker 3: They're informing children that people of those groups exist. That
Speaker 3: is it that is not going to make you gay?
Speaker 1: I think it. I think it would make it would
Speaker 1: make them gay, though it would make them at that moment,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, think about it, so it makes sense.
Speaker 1: Think about that, like you think, think about like all
Speaker 1: the people that are really raging about this ship. I
Speaker 1: think it's because it genuinely does affect them. These people
Speaker 1: are easily impressionable. They believe in the dumbest fucking shit already,
Speaker 1: and they think that like probably somebody that will Ben
Speaker 1: Shapiro can convince them to transition if if he, I
Speaker 1: think he really could. He thinks it's that fucking easy.
Speaker 1: They don't.
Speaker 4: They don't actually understand how like much how methodical and
Speaker 4: and how much planning goes into these thoughts, and how
Speaker 4: sure a lot of kids are and the reason that
Speaker 4: doesn't day and the reason why like a kid would
Speaker 4: want to even transition. The first place because they understand that,
Speaker 4: like say, if they don't do it early, they're not
Speaker 4: going to pass as well, and that would give bad
Speaker 4: results on why they're still unhappy and why. And when
Speaker 4: parents understand this stuff, that's why they'll sign off. That's
Speaker 4: why even Elon Musk pretended, right, really, just a little
Speaker 4: while ago, he pretended that he got tricked into signing
Speaker 4: the papers. No fuck no, his uh his daughter now
Speaker 4: came out on Twitter and said, yeah, it was saying like, no,
Speaker 4: you read over this multiple times, but yeah, point being like,
Speaker 4: it's just that, like the parents that go through this
Speaker 4: understand the whole plight. This isn't just some random like,
Speaker 4: oh on a whim, I'm gonna fucking transition because it's
Speaker 4: easy and it's trendy and ship like the conversation and
Speaker 4: also the puberty blockers like the right and a lot
Speaker 4: of people were saying that, oh, it's fucking it's just
Speaker 4: gonna new to you forever and ship Like I'm like, Nona,
Speaker 4: that doesn't work that way.
Speaker 1: Either. They don't know anything, they're gay and stupid. Puberty
Speaker 1: should be blocked. In my opinion, it's a horrible thing.
Speaker 1: I feel like everybody getting Castra.
Speaker 3: You would be gone afterwards is a worse version of
Speaker 3: the pure being you were prior?
Speaker 1: Well, actually I don't know, like imagine, I don't know
Speaker 1: actually about that.
Speaker 3: If I could have blocked my puberty and stayed small
Speaker 3: and adorable my whole life, I would have been no.
Speaker 2: Imagining a small and adorable person who's like who still
Speaker 2: has the responsibilities of an imagine being al and ocus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that sucks.
Speaker 2: You.
Speaker 3: I think you get a lot of you. I think
Speaker 3: you would get more benefits than you think you would.
Speaker 3: Maybe what is that one? The Gary Coleman that yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: I was gonna say, like, or the Emmanuel Manuel Lewis
Speaker 3: Lewis Emmanuel Lewis that sounds right. No, Emanuel Lewis is
Speaker 3: a singer or a dance or something like that, right,
Speaker 3: Or Emmanuel Funk?
Speaker 1: Who is it? Are you thinking of thinking of that?
Speaker 1: He's even smaller than Gary Coleman? Yeah? Yeah, black mini
Speaker 1: me No, it's like what is he? What show is
Speaker 1: he on? Emmanuel Lewis? Let me put it, let me
Speaker 1: Emmanuel Lewis show. I don't know, the Emmanuel Lewis show.
Speaker 1: If this is right?
Speaker 4: Oh, like how it's it's working real well while the
Speaker 4: show is on, while we're recording, and then Nope, so
Speaker 4: far he can't work because we're gay. I just don't
Speaker 4: see any reason to use like fucking Google or whatever.
Speaker 1: Manu. I don't like the way it works. It's kind
Speaker 1: of stupid, but I really do things on my phone
Speaker 1: to like make it more convenient. No, what he looks like,
Speaker 1: it's not. It's just kind of like a little bit.
Speaker 3: It looks like he looks a lot like Kyle Massey's brother,
Speaker 3: the brother, the Black alas one on one. He looks
Speaker 3: a lot like him.
Speaker 2: It's less like him, Webster, absolutely say, he looks less
Speaker 2: like Kyle Massy the more that I look at him.
Speaker 4: He has a catchphrase and I can't remember this fucking
Speaker 4: guy's catching his catphrases.
Speaker 1: I'm small and black.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's from Brooklyn. The life you probably would.
Speaker 1: Have had, eanuel Lewis, get out here. I'm small and black.
Speaker 1: Small cart wheels out of the room. That's how every
Speaker 1: episode of What shows Small and Black, show small, you know,
Speaker 1: lots of those sitcoms. We're back in the eighties, Small
Speaker 1: and black. He's small and black. The snaps hello everybody,
Speaker 1: He's small and black. It just adds. Literally, I just
Speaker 1: I don't know, man, I just it's okay.
Speaker 3: It's like I should buy my nature chase and try
Speaker 3: to cut some people that are that small.
Speaker 1: Oh, like like eat them for sustenance and and for
Speaker 1: energy and for thriving. Stop using pigs and the little
Speaker 1: kids pork is it's not good for you. I feel
Speaker 1: like they eat children.
Speaker 3: But I feel like I should be like crashed, like
Speaker 3: you know, crash to when you're running from the fucking
Speaker 3: ball or like zones.
Speaker 1: But it's me.
Speaker 3: Chasing a little person, like barreling throughout like it's in
Speaker 3: their house, so it's like their proportions. And then I'm
Speaker 3: inside of it, like running through tearing everything down. Then
Speaker 3: like it's a moment where I get stopped by like
Speaker 3: a log and I'm like reaching at it's a safe point.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on.
Speaker 3: You think they have houses, like I think I'm assuming
Speaker 3: like relative, you know, like I like you think the
Speaker 3: giant houses. No, I know they don't, but I like
Speaker 3: the idea of me being a giant chasing them through
Speaker 3: a house that's that's their size, that's their like you know,
Speaker 3: like a fucking like a tomb that's like their size,
Speaker 3: and I'm like running through trying to get them, and
Speaker 3: that they got to make every jump and then like
Speaker 3: I'm like running with the lava, like still chasing them,
Speaker 3: but stuff like this, that's so stupid. That's funny, dude,
Speaker 3: all right, So ripped the mask off his face and
Speaker 3: some of the skin and it's like.
Speaker 1: You want to know what's crazy? Yeah? Do you know
Speaker 1: how much the Insane Trilogy sold? How much? Way too much?
Speaker 1: I want you to I want you to guess probably
Speaker 1: not that much.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna say ten million copies, ten million, one
Speaker 2: hundred thousand. Damn that twenty million, double what I said.
Speaker 2: The original Crash trilogy sold as much as Spider Man did,
Speaker 2: just fucking crazy, like the new version of them. Oh
Speaker 2: not even just the like the old ones probably like
Speaker 2: sold like probably like maybe like a million or something.
Speaker 2: The gaming wasn't that big that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like that's not Yeah, twenty millions crazy.
Speaker 4: Ten million felt safe for me because I just know
Speaker 4: that was it was such a PlayStation stable.
Speaker 2: That's as high as I thought it would go, like
Speaker 2: ten minutes, Like, damn, twenty fucking million people wanted to play.
Speaker 1: These games were like what they made a New One,
Speaker 1: Definite one Crash for right, Yeah, absolutely, and that game
Speaker 1: was great also very fun. Actually, I gotta do that.
Speaker 1: It's actually a really good crash game authentically.
Speaker 3: Like everything he added to the game made it better.
Speaker 1: It's very hard, though, it's like it's a lot harder
Speaker 1: than it needed to be. I think modern games aren't
Speaker 1: like that no more. That's why. And I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is because I remember playing.
Speaker 2: I remember playing being like, yeah, I'm down for like
Speaker 2: kind of like a fun, kind of colorful, like chill
Speaker 2: kind of romp through like some platforming stuff.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, what the fuck sat up on your
Speaker 1: chair Like yeah, I was like fucking like you know
Speaker 1: when you lean in, Like I hate the leaning.
Speaker 3: I try not to do it anymore. I try to
Speaker 3: like play like neutrally. You have to happens and I'm like,
Speaker 3: fucking I have to lean it.
Speaker 1: Just yeah, she just starts getting real and you're like
Speaker 1: you gotta lock in, man, like it's very real. Like
Speaker 1: I tried this. I try. I know I play worse
Speaker 1: if I'm not.
Speaker 3: I I tried to sitting perfectly perfect poss start playing
Speaker 3: the game. Then happens and I'm like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know episode of South Park, whether you're doing
Speaker 4: the World of Warcraft, and then that was perfect. There
Speaker 4: was a perfect represent representation because of that one asshold.
Speaker 1: I kept killing them.
Speaker 4: He was just chilling back. He was just chilling the
Speaker 4: entire time like that. And then when they fucking grind
Speaker 4: enough to be, you know, to contend with them, that
Speaker 4: motherfucker gets up and I was like, dude, there it is.
Speaker 4: It's like taking Leonardo dincaffrio with the TV. But he
Speaker 4: was like, I was like, dude, perfect.
Speaker 1: Apparently I stopped breathing too, like at seconds at a time, no, no,
Speaker 1: minutes at a time.
Speaker 3: I stopped blinking. I stopped blinking. Apparently I stopped breathing
Speaker 3: just you beat the ball boom.
Speaker 1: Apparently I didn't notice it because you don't. You probably
Speaker 1: don't know. It's a lot of things to do until somebody, Oh, no,
Speaker 1: of course, man, I've I didn't know that I played
Speaker 1: with like a claw grip until somebody pointed it out
Speaker 1: to me. It's like this, I play, so I play
Speaker 1: with my like normal, I hold the control normally, but
Speaker 1: then my my index fingers on the face buttons, and
Speaker 1: I just I don't know, I just did that naturally
Speaker 1: because I didn't like, uh in first person shooters. I
Speaker 1: didn't like being I didn't like having to take my
Speaker 1: thumb off of the camera to jump and like reload
Speaker 1: and stuff. So I just do it with my index finger.
Speaker 2: Interesting, I'm sure there's like a better I'm sure there's
Speaker 2: like I could have just switched the controls.
Speaker 1: Use that what I mean, it'super jump now and reach,
Speaker 1: That's what I mean. That's what that's for.
Speaker 2: Bumper jumper is for that specifically, so you don't have
Speaker 2: to do that. But like, I just didn't like I
Speaker 2: didn't like the idea of like unlearning with X.
Speaker 3: Often with that is a pretty standard, Or I shoot
Speaker 3: with something like that. It's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: Shoot with X. The press X once per bullet. That
Speaker 1: is even like machine guns. And you're good, though, you're
Speaker 1: really good. I need to tap something really hard.
Speaker 4: I so I I twisted my to get more leverage
Speaker 4: to like you put more weight down, if you if
Speaker 4: you if you crossed your fingers. Yeah, So I do
Speaker 4: that and then it'll give me a little bit more.
Speaker 1: Like you know what I do.
Speaker 3: As I cheat, I cheat, you get I do the
Speaker 3: whole finger, the whole finger lay out there do that
Speaker 3: because I remember I was.
Speaker 2: Tetris Tech when they hold the control the controller upside
Speaker 2: down and like, yeap it, Yeah, it's insane.
Speaker 3: I started doing I started cheating like that because I
Speaker 3: found out about it, and I took the whole day
Speaker 3: out of my life to know how to do it.
Speaker 3: And then I would beat Joe and like fucking because
Speaker 3: Joe's insane at matching. He's really really good at matching,
Speaker 3: so what I would.
Speaker 1: Do, it's the only reason he works out that he
Speaker 1: needed that. He's like, this makes me better at this.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna turn the A on. I'm getting warm. It's
Speaker 1: pretty warm.
Speaker 3: But like I learned how to do the whole thing
Speaker 3: where you transfer all your fingers to be able to
Speaker 3: like get one hit each finger. And I started beating
Speaker 3: him consistently, and he was like, what the fuck are
Speaker 3: you doing? I'm like, I'm cheating.
Speaker 1: You should cheat even more by getting an auto clicker
Speaker 1: one of the vibrator.
Speaker 4: That's fucking crazy. I can't be I don't know, man,
Speaker 4: you fucking yeah like that. No, I'm such a I'm.
Speaker 1: No, I'm smart though it works, I just I don't
Speaker 1: somehow it works pretty well.
Speaker 4: The thing is I just I've never thought about having
Speaker 4: an issue with just taking half of it.
Speaker 1: You don't.
Speaker 3: You don't play competitive games. That's why, because you play
Speaker 3: games for fun.
Speaker 1: You know that's extremely true. You're you're a.
Speaker 3: Gamer because you enjoy games very I am a game
Speaker 3: because I want to hurt people.
Speaker 1: I want people to know I'm better than them.
Speaker 4: No, my competitive gaming was only land. It was local
Speaker 4: once it once it got into the the innerwebs.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm not. I'm good.
Speaker 3: Like the Rivals game came out right now, and I've
Speaker 3: been playing that game way too much. It's actually way
Speaker 3: more fun than I gave any credit for. But I'm
Speaker 3: playing right now. That's the Marvel Hero Shooter right and
Speaker 3: I'm playing at spider Man. Spider Man sucks Dick in
Speaker 3: that game. He's so fucking bad, But I'm playing him
Speaker 3: because I want to prove I can be good with him.
Speaker 1: Fun to play at least.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, exactly because of the nature of how the
Speaker 3: game doesn't promote character because he only he only has
Speaker 3: five shots and he can like web bat people and
Speaker 3: he's like a melee character, So like you shoot somebody
Speaker 3: with a web and the next thing you do will
Speaker 3: do more damage. But like you're also getting gunned down
Speaker 3: by punisher with a shotgun because this manes the best guy.
Speaker 3: He's a man with a gun. That's always the guy
Speaker 3: with two guns. Yeah, the guy with two guns is
Speaker 3: gonna do really well in a fro shooter. Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: And it sucks because like I really want to be
Speaker 3: good to Spider Man. But it's just so you're playing
Speaker 3: dark Souls with the hilt, like that's what you're doing.
Speaker 1: All the time.
Speaker 3: You have no weapon equipped for me, it's it's it's
Speaker 3: my favorite character. I'm like, I'm gonna be he might
Speaker 3: be a character. It's not crying because I'm getting molested
Speaker 3: by everyone.
Speaker 1: I see.
Speaker 2: I'm kind of like that with with certain character of it.
Speaker 2: Like there are certain fighting games where I'm like, I
Speaker 2: don't care, man, I'm playing Serve. But yeah, because this
Speaker 2: is so ridiculous, Like Inkai, I remember I'd play Kid
Speaker 2: Boo all the time.
Speaker 3: Oh kid was always good, Kid Boo was broken, was
Speaker 3: kid was broken and Bokay three so fucking high heavens.
Speaker 1: He had the dash.
Speaker 3: He would do the wolming down to you, and I
Speaker 3: didn't know how to fucking against that. You just block
Speaker 3: standing up. I'm so stupid now that I think about that.
Speaker 3: You just block standing up and then like, don't let
Speaker 3: him do it a second time. But I would always
Speaker 3: get hit by it, and then like in fucking was insane,
Speaker 3: foot would come through the floor sometimes.
Speaker 1: Oh so let me let me ask a question. Did
Speaker 1: we did all three of us see Deadpool? We did?
Speaker 2: Okay, so we can since it's fresh in our memory,
Speaker 2: we could just do that for an extra M like, yeah,
Speaker 2: might as well today or damn, so I.
Speaker 4: Frea I freshened up on on breaking worse breaking worse. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I was like, damn, let me make sure my notes too.
Speaker 1: Like I I did it well, we need to do
Speaker 1: too well. Yeah, I know we'll do that Friday though. Okay,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. It works for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll have a we'll have a Deadpool oriented extra
Speaker 2: Ammo four Deadpool three if you guys check that out.
Speaker 1: The deadening.
Speaker 2: Uh let's just move on to questions now. Uh So
Speaker 2: everybody here I think wishes sneak O and his future
Speaker 2: child bride.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I hopefully, because I don't know why
Speaker 1: you would be arguing this without some intentions in mind.
Speaker 4: So like I mean, have fun, good, low weird, but like,
Speaker 4: I'm sure he's moving to some country where you can
Speaker 4: do it easily and just know, like he doesn't have
Speaker 4: to get permission.
Speaker 1: He just snatches her and yeah, he's going to reenact
Speaker 1: home alone. I hope he.
Speaker 3: Gets snuck with a fucking explosive, Yeah, the real home.
Speaker 3: Hope somebody sneaks an explosive into his house.
Speaker 1: That'd be great, that's crazy. I just try to explodes him.
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, you know, she probably would like it
Speaker 4: that way because she probably doesn't want to be alive
Speaker 4: after that.
Speaker 1: If you were married a snigo, would you want to
Speaker 1: fucking live?
Speaker 2: Patreon dot com slash the snark tank here you get
Speaker 2: to ask questions at whatever.
Speaker 1: Just go over snartank dot shop.
Speaker 2: For merch, I'm talking to some artists right now who's
Speaker 2: we're working up some merch pretty some pretty gnarly stuff.
Speaker 2: So I'm pretty I'm pretty pumped about that. Hell yeah,
Speaker 2: but uh, anyway, let's get on some questions. Just one
Speaker 2: of those gays where your cock gets lubed up, every
Speaker 2: ass is fucked, every dick is sucked.
Speaker 1: She's gayble dick stupid damn anyway, they write in says,
Speaker 1: what's up? Gang? I was on my way home from
Speaker 1: a party at seven am? Jesus, wow, how old are you?
Speaker 1: Anything like that? Forever? I can't feel like ship. I
Speaker 1: would die now, I would die. I think I could
Speaker 1: probably still do that, but like I.
Speaker 3: Don't, I always have a reason while i'd be sleep
Speaker 3: so easily, Like maybe like six pm.
Speaker 2: Is naturally kind of fucked. So I think I'm alright.
Speaker 2: But but I haven't done that in a while, like
Speaker 2: a very.
Speaker 1: Very long time. It's been well over a decade for me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think maybe pre pandemic for sure? What's up? Gang?
Speaker 2: I was home from a party at seven am, and
Speaker 2: my sleep deprived brain started reasoning that Hunter Biden would
Speaker 2: have made a perfect and really funny replacement for his dad.
Speaker 2: No other presidential candidate has been described as charming and
Speaker 2: nice while on crack, and he has a bone to
Speaker 2: pick with the Republicans for leaking his cock and balls
Speaker 2: in Congress.
Speaker 1: If you could pick any non politician to run, who
Speaker 1: would it be? Yeah? Hunter would have been hilarious. That
Speaker 1: would have been hilarious.
Speaker 2: A president with a dick pick out there? Oh my god,
Speaker 2: I think you said the N word that makes you happy.
Speaker 2: But he did, yeah where in a crack in a
Speaker 2: crack in a crack hookers.
Speaker 1: He didn't think he was the hookers. He was like dang,
Speaker 1: And I was like, yeah, like oh he just oh
Speaker 1: that's cool, Oh okay whatever I thought he was saying,
Speaker 1: I thought you were. They said the e R.
Speaker 3: The N word is the regular one. Yeah, the e
Speaker 3: R is a hard R, the hard R for that. Really, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what I say sometimes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a lot of times people will say the
Speaker 4: in word and it's not supposed to be hard r,
Speaker 4: but it kind of in it. I think in a
Speaker 4: like in a PC setting, it's all encompassing, but when
Speaker 4: we're talking most of each other, we differentiate because.
Speaker 1: We got so Yeah, I guess I've always just kind
Speaker 1: of thought of N word as like the E R.
Speaker 1: Safe thought. Yeah, safe thought. But I am kind of
Speaker 1: the where it's like like that's worse by like a
Speaker 1: large market word, the N word. You're a double nward.
Speaker 3: That's way it's it's technically meaner you obsequious little word.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Somebody was pointing it out. They're like, you know,
Speaker 1: if you're the N word is basically saying it. It's
Speaker 1: literally saying That's why I kind of don't it really
Speaker 1: bothers me.
Speaker 2: The way that we talk about it is that you're
Speaker 2: just making me say it in my mind exactly, and
Speaker 2: you are ostensibly communicating it to me when you say it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it feels very weirdly round about it, especially if we're
Speaker 2: just talking about it.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Remember when I was in high school, someone called me
Speaker 3: a silly little black and it hurt me so bad,
Speaker 3: silly little black, little silly black.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, did you think you're the
Speaker 1: silly black? It hit me and hit me and it
Speaker 1: was a dark cloud over me, and I was like, dang,
Speaker 1: I am a silly little black, silly little black. Damn.
Speaker 1: That is so yeah, because it's like that's You're just
Speaker 1: the color and it's that person. That person wasn't taller
Speaker 1: than you were.
Speaker 3: They they absolutely were. When I was in a giant
Speaker 3: yet I was like ninth grade, I was like, yam silly.
Speaker 1: That was pictures some fucking five little black. He is
Speaker 1: boring them like that painting of Chronos.
Speaker 5: I am silly, chilly hungry anyway, talking about I don't know,
Speaker 5: non non politicians running for president.
Speaker 1: Uh, A few porn stars and Jeohn and Michaels would
Speaker 1: be a good part. I think I would do uh
Speaker 1: just to make everyone mad.
Speaker 4: I think it would make everyone mad if those Ice
Speaker 4: Spice Jared Fogel, oh that.
Speaker 1: Well, we didn't have our focal code ticket.
Speaker 3: For rather we even did that ilect This texts would
Speaker 3: be a good one.
Speaker 1: Alexis Texas. Yeah is that a porn star? What a
Speaker 1: stupid name? Yeah, Alexis text can hyme. That is why
Speaker 1: on that principle, I never clicked on this video. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: I genuinely was like, I don't. I was watching. I
Speaker 1: was watching that was Alexis Texas.
Speaker 3: As bullshit, it's meant to And I was like, look,
Speaker 3: you have more honor than I do. I was watching
Speaker 3: that ship that was like, hey, bro, whatever man, I'm
Speaker 3: not anything like that. No, I'm fourteen, Bro, I got
Speaker 3: some poison to get out. Oh so she's like fucking
Speaker 3: oh you know what I saw? Because remember when we
Speaker 3: rebought up Psytherea in episodes ago. No I would have
Speaker 3: I would have opened with that inside and then we
Speaker 3: would have watched her h drown somebody in memory and
Speaker 3: in extramo.
Speaker 1: But no, no. She posted a tape imagine Theory as
Speaker 1: a corpse dehydrate. She has the most hydrated skin ever.
Speaker 1: It makes no sense.
Speaker 4: Guy was like, she, yeah, she literally shouldn't be alive.
Speaker 4: I don't understand physics at all anymore. But anyway, she
Speaker 4: put out a thing because I FOLLOWR on Twitter, and
Speaker 4: she was like, Hey, go to this website and fill
Speaker 4: out this application and then these people will vet you
Speaker 4: and for a chance to be in an actual film
Speaker 4: with me.
Speaker 1: And I was like, what's like, didn't you just work
Speaker 1: with professionals in the industries? Is weird?
Speaker 4: So it's like you could be an amateur porn person
Speaker 4: or maybe someone that just fucks good and who's clean,
Speaker 4: I guess, And there is a slight chance that you
Speaker 4: can be in a film with sy Theory.
Speaker 1: I don't know. So you gotta go to her Twitter,
Speaker 1: you gotta go to site because I saw it on there.
Speaker 1: I feel like that, I feel like that's that's just
Speaker 1: too close to confirm me, you know, I mean, I
Speaker 1: just I know there's no chance.
Speaker 4: I'm fat, I'm short, like I'm not fucking like well
Speaker 4: in doubt, I'm like I think maybe I'm above average,
Speaker 4: but like.
Speaker 1: I've I just don't. I don't want to. What do
Speaker 1: you I'm single, right, Hell yeah, that'd be crazy, got selected?
Speaker 1: I mean too scared of course, of course, dude. I
Speaker 1: just like I could not.
Speaker 3: I could absolutely not a porn star. I used to
Speaker 3: masturbate two when I was little because like Shyla styles
Speaker 3: like this, because it would be on a film.
Speaker 1: Too, I would have to. I don't know any porn stars, man,
Speaker 1: you get like, I know, like the just the Asiakira. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know so many. I said Asia because he's Asian.
Speaker 2: That was racist, But we were young at a time
Speaker 2: where the Internet was fucking exploding. Yeah, it would be
Speaker 2: impossible for us to not have at least five memory.
Speaker 1: Memory like, so I didn't. It Just that escaped me.
Speaker 4: So I knew psych theories because that was fucking I
Speaker 4: was like that, she's crazy, dude.
Speaker 3: So many of them, so many of them are so
Speaker 3: much like j J and Jacobs. So many of them
Speaker 3: are so much younger than I think.
Speaker 1: Why is she scorting? You're firing, not squirting, Etheria, You're fired?
Speaker 1: Give me get rattle off five names real fast, Old
Speaker 1: school in new school, you know, five like it's like
Speaker 1: it's hip hop holnive. Give me give me five new
Speaker 1: school first.
Speaker 3: Okay, we got Lily Lou Oh my god, I don't
Speaker 3: know Peron.
Speaker 1: Uh, you're good.
Speaker 3: There's a uh who else that's that?
Speaker 1: That's that?
Speaker 3: Three more, we got Queen Rogue. That's another modern.
Speaker 1: Queen, Queen Queen Rode, the X Men. What the is this?
Speaker 3: And we got like Alexis Blair.
Speaker 1: I genuinely, I'm not exaggerating. I I've never heard any
Speaker 1: of those things. No, I don't like so, okay, now
Speaker 1: old school, give me some old school. Oh we got like,
Speaker 1: let's just text this.
Speaker 3: We got Ryan Connor's we got uh decent Mike Connors.
Speaker 2: Ryan Connor that was like as like Connor McGregor is like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I know, it's like Ryan Johnathon economic girls, dude, that
Speaker 2: justus good.
Speaker 3: Gave it's the lady. I don't know many male.
Speaker 1: Ports, Ryan James Dean and and uh and and.
Speaker 2: That was on all those reality shows. Ron Jeremy Ron Jeremy,
Speaker 2: who was like in jail for doing some horrible ship
Speaker 2: was dead.
Speaker 1: No, he was. He's in jail. He's in prison for
Speaker 1: like raping a bunch of women. So he's just ostensibly dead.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, apparently on a lot of the sets,
Speaker 4: and with those women he did a lot of horrible
Speaker 4: ship He swung them out the window.
Speaker 2: He the post body, throw out the window, take a
Speaker 2: blow job, grabs you by your head through a window.
Speaker 3: Fucking dragon, fucking dragon ball dragon throws him out of
Speaker 3: the window.
Speaker 4: So, so you said, Alexis Texas, Ryan Connors, Ran Johnson,
Speaker 4: there's Jinks mays that I break that.
Speaker 3: The styles obviously another you don't know what the styles is.
Speaker 3: That's a classic, really, that's a classic.
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: And then I know.
Speaker 3: Jenna Jamison that was a point jameson, Yeah, yeah, so
Speaker 3: I know that the classic pinky from back in the day.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the next Friday she was like,
Speaker 3: she was like the famous black.
Speaker 1: From the Brain, Piggy in the brain. Clearly he's clearly,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Bright.
Speaker 3: I don't know if I know, I know, I know,
Speaker 3: I know less than I thought I did, But I
Speaker 3: don't know quite a few more porn stars than I'm
Speaker 3: probably bright.
Speaker 1: Can you do oh my god, what's his name? The
Speaker 1: one that they're doing the parody of his voice, which
Speaker 1: the orson, well, thank you, I can't do I can't
Speaker 1: do it. He's a really difficult you have to have
Speaker 1: like a very specific profile to be able to do that.
Speaker 3: But this is that he himself is a particular voice
Speaker 3: to human so like to be able to even mask
Speaker 3: his voice is insane because people thinking what is real?
Speaker 3: What's the retard? Did want?
Speaker 1: That's I want that? It's so sad that we that
Speaker 1: that's gone.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that level of naivete, but like in like
Speaker 1: there's like a wholesomeness to that.
Speaker 3: A little bit, you know a little bit it's wholesome,
Speaker 3: isn't Also like these guys are fucking chimps.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like I don't know, it's it's humbling, I
Speaker 2: think because I think now Stars Riley Reid, I know
Speaker 2: that has been web okay, uh Lexi Bell I think
Speaker 2: was one that I remember.
Speaker 1: I don't think I know that one. Give me two
Speaker 1: more jinx may I know?
Speaker 2: Uh in Sycharia really I'm really I'm in an accounts.
Speaker 2: That's really like I'm tapped out at that point. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I really don't never committed for old school I have,
Speaker 2: Uh that's like flower Sushy.
Speaker 1: You know, so many it's really crazy. I think I
Speaker 1: think I literally like like women wise, that's that's all
Speaker 1: I know. I do.
Speaker 3: And I'm saying like if I had the amount of
Speaker 3: porn to get myself out of gunnery was a hard
Speaker 3: feat and I wasn't even calm what it's available now,
Speaker 3: I would be gone. I would be if I was fifteen,
Speaker 3: I'd be like, you know, like the moment.
Speaker 1: Where you're not wearing a shirt right now it.
Speaker 3: Has come that I fucking chatterized and turned into material castize.
Speaker 1: The idea you know in venom phase reveals. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: like a person be like hell and but we come
Speaker 1: much come dude? Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I just
Speaker 1: don't know how many because I was more of an amateur,
Speaker 1: like I liked like clips of real women like oh there,
Speaker 1: what would you call them?
Speaker 3: An exhibition?
Speaker 1: You know women that are.
Speaker 3: Son you know, but you know you don't know. I
Speaker 3: don't know any gays. You didn't want to know the
Speaker 3: name because that would be too gay.
Speaker 1: Exactly this up? Why are we talking? Wings A Redemption
Speaker 1: just said that on that I caught that on the
Speaker 1: local podcast? Were they okay? It was actually trending on
Speaker 1: he They mentioned it on Local, but he was trending
Speaker 1: on Twitter. Wings Redemption. I'm like, what the fuck? Why
Speaker 1: why would he might even talk about this guy? So
Speaker 1: he he revealed that one of his pages, one of
Speaker 1: his pages like on Google or something, was like the
Speaker 1: fifth page, and it was like I think like a
Speaker 1: black trans porn or something women porn. And and then
Speaker 1: they're like the fuck, how did you what?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: How did you get there? And he was like, I
Speaker 1: don't even remember, he said, he doesn't even so it
Speaker 1: was like he was apparently he was in such a
Speaker 1: goon state.
Speaker 3: I fully down a rabbit hole before he fell down
Speaker 3: a rabbit hole that somehow it trans uh it got
Speaker 3: over to trans porn.
Speaker 1: Have you've never fallen down a rabbit hole? I don't
Speaker 1: think that's possible algorithmically, I've never. Because you start clicking
Speaker 1: and you start clicking, and then you're just you see
Speaker 1: a thumbnail. You should see skin. You're like, I see
Speaker 1: that skin looks nice, and this too, dude, and here.
Speaker 3: One time there was the one time I just saw
Speaker 3: a thumbnail and if you have on a thumbnail playing
Speaker 3: and at this, and then I remember me and Jojo
Speaker 3: were just because we're like, is that like we couldn't tell?
Speaker 4: I was like, is that like like a lady Boner
Speaker 4: like it was like you couldn't. I didn't if you
Speaker 4: click on it, like it's going to it's going to
Speaker 4: ruin your algorithmic shit. And I'm like, I don't normally
Speaker 4: go on that stuff.
Speaker 1: Really, you are you just clicking? You so crazy? Probably true?
Speaker 1: Wings just clicks everything and he got there until you
Speaker 1: gave me that quiz. I really thought I knew more
Speaker 1: than I did. Mmm, actually I know more, oldmate. I
Speaker 1: like thinking for a while, and genuinely I'm tapped. I
Speaker 1: know the one because I burned it into my memory.
Speaker 1: I think I mentioned it on the show.
Speaker 4: Uh ah, fuck, I already forgot something Leone Sicilia Leone
Speaker 4: or something because it.
Speaker 2: Was like Sasha Gray too. But and like those people
Speaker 2: who have like transitioned into like doing normal stuff.
Speaker 1: Right now one person, Yeah, yes, she was.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking of somebody else I thinking of it was
Speaker 3: already she was already out of she was already on
Speaker 3: my way out.
Speaker 1: No, she was not. Really, she became like she might
Speaker 1: have been retired from the industry, but she wasn't doing anything.
Speaker 1: The Middle Eastern one. But those are people who have
Speaker 1: like kind of those are people most people count through.
Speaker 1: I know, oh, I know Leana the plug for because
Speaker 1: of that of twenty two today. Yeah, the whole thing.
Speaker 2: It's it's yeah, these are people that like I'm familiar
Speaker 2: with because of like, yeah, it's not necessarily because I.
Speaker 3: Know a porn guy. I know, I remember one. He
Speaker 3: was the famous he was like basically, who oh my god,
Speaker 3: I forgot this guy's name. Who's the guy that's been
Speaker 3: doing all the voice acting Toy Baker. Yeah, he was
Speaker 3: basically like Toy Baker, a porn Peter North was his name.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Peter North was like I guess, known
Speaker 1: for having incredible cum shots and so to be able
Speaker 1: to reliably do that.
Speaker 4: If I had amazing ropes, I probably would do like
Speaker 4: amazing rope I would have been on.
Speaker 1: I would have been on a Spider Man and his
Speaker 1: amazing ropes.
Speaker 3: I would have been in only fans like forever ago.
Speaker 3: Because he is about p s. I I want, I
Speaker 3: want forceful shots.
Speaker 4: Well I know how to I know how to force it.
Speaker 4: I actually I figured it out anyway. So those are
Speaker 4: the people we would elect.
Speaker 1: Those are the people. Those are the people porn stars. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we would elect porn stars.
Speaker 3: I want I want to I want to dat medal.
Speaker 3: I want somebody to get in their car for wonder
Speaker 3: that doesn't enough, and I'm shooting through the cor.
Speaker 1: Door take the metal.
Speaker 4: You would kill them if it's so. What imagine going
Speaker 4: to prison for a fucking cup shotting on someone. You
Speaker 4: a money shot and you kill them.
Speaker 1: Bruise the fuck out of their eyes. It's fucking welted.
Speaker 1: Now all these prison guys I want to kill themselves
Speaker 1: are lining up to you, and I'm like, I'll be
Speaker 1: your sweet death. I'll be your sweet relief.
Speaker 4: Hey man, I can't take you anymore because you fucking
Speaker 4: busted my face ended up. Come a little low, man,
Speaker 4: I already did six people. Boy, don't worry.
Speaker 1: I got a pitsil. You went ten thirty eight. Tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I'll save your brother, I'll save you.
Speaker 2: It's crazy, oh man, all right, Snapple owns you who
Speaker 2: wrote and he says, hello, small medium in xcel. Do
Speaker 2: you have any horror stories of meeting celebrities slash other influencers? Personally,
Speaker 2: my worst story was when I met George Lucas that
Speaker 2: I'm not reading the rest of them because I met
Speaker 2: George Lucas. When I met George Lucas and he molested
Speaker 2: me as an adult because it rhymed whenever that means cheers.
Speaker 1: Oh he is that stupid, dumb.
Speaker 3: Stupid dumas.
Speaker 1: People like like ultra like like say, it's weird here.
Speaker 2: The thing that's weird about this question is is that
Speaker 2: the people that we meet that would be considered like
Speaker 2: celebrities or like influencers are not so removed from us
Speaker 2: that it doesn't really feel like meeting influencers, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, It just sort of feels like meeting
Speaker 2: other people normally.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I can't remember the last time that I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't have I don't have any bad experiences.
Speaker 1: I will say that I don't have any necessary Well wait,
Speaker 1: no I do, but.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 2: But it's not It's not like a celebrity or like
Speaker 2: an influencer that I was like excited to meet or anything.
Speaker 2: It was just somebody that I happened to meet at
Speaker 2: like a VID con that you know who it is
Speaker 2: where we uh? I think we actually talked about it
Speaker 2: on the show. But we shared the airbnb with this person?
Speaker 1: Oh right, yeah, yeah, maybe I think we've talked about
Speaker 1: it on the show. Before.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure I don't necessarily have an interest of
Speaker 2: like necessary like reopening or reading that anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like, yeah, that was probably the worst of it.
Speaker 1: I have one. Oh my god, I forgot all right.
Speaker 1: Debora Wilson and I probably talked about this.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, so wait for people are Yeah, there are
Speaker 4: new people here for sure twenty fourteen wonder Con. I
Speaker 4: used to go like all the cons before before I
Speaker 4: moved and got sad, lazy Damn got sad and lazy.
Speaker 3: Oh anyway, I was like, oh shit, Debora Wilson, She's
Speaker 3: just walking around just you know, just lounging.
Speaker 1: I was like, it's fucking awesome. I was like, hey,
Speaker 1: Debora Wilson, like big fan. Can I get a picture?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 1: Of course?
Speaker 4: And then she started saying all this weird like mystic
Speaker 4: shit to me and touch me that I and I
Speaker 4: don't want to be touched. She's fucking like putting her
Speaker 4: hand on like my friend has a picture of it.
Speaker 4: I won't post a picture of it, crack where like
Speaker 4: she's putting her hand on my chest like really, and
Speaker 4: I'm like looking like I'm looking you could see me
Speaker 4: kind of staring through nothing like I'm like, what the
Speaker 4: fuck is happening right now? She took the picture and
Speaker 4: like smushed her head against my face in a way
Speaker 4: it was I'm like, I think he just wants to
Speaker 4: fuck the shit out of me. Like it was that
Speaker 4: type of energy, right and I'm like, maybe she's like
Speaker 4: that with everybody, and maybe to be honest, you probably
Speaker 4: shouldn't be like that because it was it was so
Speaker 4: invasive in a way that I'm like, I didn't want
Speaker 4: that at all. I was like, I just wanted some
Speaker 4: nice pictures with Jeff Wilson because I fucking really enjoy
Speaker 4: her work. Uh So that was kind of like it's
Speaker 4: cool that I have a story to tell.
Speaker 1: But at the same time, I was like, if you
Speaker 1: feel a little bit of it felt a little bit, uh.
Speaker 3: Uncomfortable because because imagine, imagine, first of all, imagine if
Speaker 3: if a man did that to me, other than like
Speaker 3: say a handsome Henry cavill, I be like, oh damn,
Speaker 3: you know, but like say, imagine if like Philamarr was there,
Speaker 3: philamar will like starting to like, I beg.
Speaker 1: Yo, what are you doing? Reason your impressively he starts
Speaker 1: like looking up, he stretches your balls up and around
Speaker 1: your head.
Speaker 3: Really impressively.
Speaker 1: Breaks your nose through your testicle.
Speaker 3: Have you, guys, ever stretched your balls just arbitrarily randomly,
Speaker 3: like for no reason.
Speaker 1: You can see how long you can touch your ball
Speaker 1: even like the sack. Yeah, I mean, I'm sure I've
Speaker 1: like flattened it out just to like I actually I've
Speaker 1: definitely tried to see that.
Speaker 3: I'm sure I have because my mom told my mom
Speaker 3: told me this a few years ago, that I had
Speaker 3: surgery on my sack. So yeah, So I guess I
Speaker 3: mentioned this on the show too, that I didn't know
Speaker 3: why there was like a weird kind of scar thing
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 1: I had no idea.
Speaker 4: I'm like, why the fuck is the right side of
Speaker 4: my and it has like this like little pattern on it.
Speaker 4: Then I'm like, what the fuck is this.
Speaker 1: The idea? The idea of stretching your ball sack out
Speaker 1: this far if you can get that far, dude. Those
Speaker 1: there's people that have you seen people? Uh? I forgot
Speaker 1: what they're called. They do like that suspension stuff like
Speaker 1: they can't Those people like hook it to their like
Speaker 1: nuts or they're tained or whatever, and they pay people
Speaker 1: the worst thing, worst ship I've ever seen. I stayed
Speaker 1: when I went on tour with the band.
Speaker 4: We stayed at a guy's uh loft like he had
Speaker 4: like a like an industrial loft house thing, and then
Speaker 4: for some reason, oh yeah, this is what I do
Speaker 4: in the off time, he started showing like these slightest
Speaker 4: I'm like.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get killed, Like we're gonna get murdered. He's
Speaker 1: a nice guy. He was a really nice guy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: totally huge.
Speaker 3: Wo you cannot you could not throw the energy at
Speaker 3: young me because I would have definitely fucked like because
Speaker 3: I'm about the clout, I'm there to do it for
Speaker 3: the fucking class.
Speaker 4: In the different setting, I would if it was like,
Speaker 4: say we're on a rooftop, it was late at night,
Speaker 4: we're getting drinks and hey Deba Wilson and she's like
Speaker 4: going out.
Speaker 1: Probably I'm gonna go with this. We were in the
Speaker 1: middle with a bunch of people.
Speaker 3: There's a bunch of people that I also noticed that
Speaker 3: Deborah Wilson's there, and it's just it's totally wrong.
Speaker 1: Sent wants to give me a second.
Speaker 4: I'm wearing I'm wearing a stupid fucking Batman shirt with
Speaker 4: Joker Batman half Joker shirt and fucking the black Ranger
Speaker 4: hoodie like the Power Ranger. I'm wearing a hoodie that's
Speaker 4: the black parent. I looking stupid, nine year old stupid. Yes, yes,
Speaker 4: I look like a little helicapter od. I went back
Speaker 4: with hands all over it.
Speaker 1: I look stupid. I would love to go on a
Speaker 1: date with somebody with a with a propeller hat. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, about those dreams. I don't know why I
Speaker 1: won't buy one.
Speaker 3: I talk about this, this is morbid, but I want
Speaker 3: to see somebody like, all right, I gotta go and
Speaker 3: jump off a place with a helicapter hat like joke.
Speaker 1: That'd be great, the waay to go. That's a great exit.
Speaker 3: That is so funny, but also extremely sad because anyone
Speaker 3: one that would do that, you know, they're not all there.
Speaker 2: Well you know what's sad, you Well, you know the
Speaker 2: saddest thing about that is the people who are most
Speaker 2: likely to do that are people who would be wearing
Speaker 2: helicopter hats.
Speaker 1: Exactly. It's sad.
Speaker 3: It's a comedy that robes back in the sadness that
Speaker 3: robes back in a comedy.
Speaker 1: I do love that.
Speaker 2: That was just kind of like the unofficial retard hat.
Speaker 2: I love it so for a while like that was
Speaker 2: just kind of like this is the hat. This is
Speaker 2: a silly hat for a silly buying one.
Speaker 4: When I get home I've been it was the same
Speaker 4: thing with me and my boys would always talk about
Speaker 4: having top hats and monocles and we would never buy them.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, And it's like, why.
Speaker 3: You've definitely talked about the fucking button on Amazon. I
Speaker 3: don't know why I won't do it.
Speaker 1: I want so stupid.
Speaker 2: When I think about the things that I have bought
Speaker 2: with no thought whatsoever, and then the things that I
Speaker 2: think are really hard about, it's like, oh, yeah, let
Speaker 2: me buy this fucking thing that I really don't. Let
Speaker 2: me get the CD burner so I can like burn
Speaker 2: PS one ROMs onto dish so and it never it's
Speaker 2: still sitting in the still I have.
Speaker 1: Not plugged in. But then this thing that I've wanted
Speaker 1: for years, I'll look at me like do I need it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: like hit the X window like this closet, keep it
Speaker 1: in my cart, but like my card is it's my
Speaker 1: cart is stupid.
Speaker 2: It's a list of a top hat, of a monicle,
Speaker 2: a gun, an electric mike, Amazon, a gun. Right, Well,
Speaker 2: it was like it was a prop gun because I
Speaker 2: I used to have I used to have a couple
Speaker 2: of I used to have a couple of really good
Speaker 2: prop guns. I had like a revolver, and I had
Speaker 2: the normal like glock handgun that I loved using in videos.
Speaker 2: And I was like, damn, I should get and I
Speaker 2: should get one because I couldn't fly with them, oh right,
Speaker 2: or maybe I could. I just didn't want to. I
Speaker 2: didn't want to want to deal with that. I didn't
Speaker 2: want to deal with the prospect of them seeing something,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: I was like, Okay, that's home, I'll just get a
Speaker 1: new one for here.
Speaker 2: But then I just like, I don't know, Maybe maybe
Speaker 2: I could just like put in my the truck of
Speaker 2: my car when I ship my car, Like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: If I don't know, I need to buy a gun,
Speaker 1: a fake gun.
Speaker 3: Why don't you buy a real gun and then don't
Speaker 3: we put like bullets in it and then use.
Speaker 1: It for prop I don't Yeah, real guns are really expensive. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's I'm buying a gun for a while when I
Speaker 1: want to. You should not, Lily will kill you. I
Speaker 1: just I just I just think they're not I'd rather
Speaker 1: just buy a shotgun. I want a gun. I want
Speaker 1: a pistol. Why aesthetic? I kind of get it. Wait
Speaker 1: till like wait, wait, wait the aesthetic? Like what would
Speaker 1: you where would you use it? Oh? No, I like
Speaker 1: civilian one day you just malog just start shooting people.
Speaker 1: I want well well pisons no longer on the start take.
Speaker 1: You won't believe this. You won't believe why.
Speaker 3: That gun he was talking about? Right, he actually used
Speaker 3: it in a crowded Walmart. Un let's just say Kingston's
Speaker 3: not around anymore.
Speaker 1: He just he didn't die. He just he got away.
Speaker 1: Somebody A sad place for a shooting to happen. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why why Friday?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Just a Walmart. There's something so tragic about that. To me,
Speaker 1: it almost feels like, well, a righteous colleague. I feel
Speaker 1: bad for those people, man Like it makes me so sad.
Speaker 1: Did you just hear what the fun? He said? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I tried to move on. You know, there's the They're
Speaker 1: the bottom of the barrel. It's crazy, mother, this motherfucker
Speaker 1: talking about what I just said. He's crying. I can't guys,
Speaker 1: I shop at Walmart.
Speaker 3: It's okay, yeah, to say that we're part of it.
Speaker 3: Who doesn't shop at Walmart.
Speaker 1: You know that feel they're above Walmart.
Speaker 3: I feel like I feel like I'll go to I
Speaker 3: feel like I'm above Walmart, but I will still shop there,
Speaker 3: Like I won't buy my I won't buy my fucking
Speaker 3: meat there.
Speaker 2: Like it's like you feel it's like it's like you're
Speaker 2: a you're above homeless people, but you wouldn't not fuck
Speaker 2: them if they asked you on the bus.
Speaker 1: That's a good point.
Speaker 3: If if if they don't, if they don't, if they
Speaker 3: don't reek, if they don't reak and they don't look
Speaker 3: completely new.
Speaker 1: They gotta they gotta they got. I went to the library.
Speaker 1: The library that's not that far from downtown. For what purpose?
Speaker 1: Uh so? Uh so?
Speaker 4: Jojo wants to be brave and take a public transportation
Speaker 4: to go to work, and from not that far, not
Speaker 4: that far, it's a couple of miles.
Speaker 1: Thanks, thanks for switching that water around. Yeah, it's really great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we had to go.
Speaker 4: You can get this like card that can be refilled.
Speaker 4: You just get the card from from the library. And
Speaker 4: when I went in there, I was scared to like
Speaker 4: go in too deep because.
Speaker 2: It was.
Speaker 4: Ninety eight percent homeless people just all sitting in there.
Speaker 4: One guy completely passed out sleeping at the compute her.
Speaker 4: One homeless guy, shirtless, looking dirty, but I didn't smell anything,
Speaker 4: jamming out to something. He's got like these shitty fucking
Speaker 4: old school headphones and he's fucking like he's fucking doubt, Like,
Speaker 4: what the hell is that?
Speaker 1: Tragic? Man?
Speaker 4: It was pretty but I was like JoJo's like, you know,
Speaker 4: the bums in my city or where her country, they're
Speaker 4: too stupid to figure out to go to a public libraries.
Speaker 1: He's like, these guys are actually pretty smart. It's smart. Yeah,
Speaker 1: why you go to a public life? Yeah? So sad man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: but at least I have somewhere to go. Fuck. There's
Speaker 1: one guy where you know, this guy was a white man,
Speaker 1: but his feet were black, like like it looked like
Speaker 1: he was walking in tar. Maybe he was just mixed.
Speaker 3: What makes me so sad is that like blank thing
Speaker 3: for screen from here makes me so sad. It's like
Speaker 3: those people like like we haven't we just got rid
Speaker 3: of from you?
Speaker 2: Nineteen id damn it call to her Cusco bullets, explosive, Palin,
Speaker 2: who's calling? Man?
Speaker 1: That's that's still culling? What do you mean it is?
Speaker 1: But damn.
Speaker 3: You don't think it's coloring with enthusiasm with.
Speaker 1: An exclamation point? Is there you go? There you go?
Speaker 1: Cusco wrote, it's his first time question ask her what's up?
Speaker 1: What's up?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: What's up? Cusco? And peror Cusco? Hey.
Speaker 2: With people recently trying to cancel everyone remotely associated to
Speaker 2: Shadman is a pedophile? Do you think in the near
Speaker 2: future the word could lose all meaning like racist or nazi?
Speaker 2: Also extra ammo idea B Movie two. That's actually a
Speaker 2: great idea.
Speaker 1: I've never seen the first one. You don't have to.
Speaker 1: I guess I just need to know what the plot is.
Speaker 1: I guess I need to know that B movie too.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be again it's me. I'm gonna bee ideas
Speaker 1: of that movie, but I'm not gonna talk about it.
Speaker 2: That's a great idea, that idea, it's going to be
Speaker 2: be and filled. We're just gonna buzz into the microphone
Speaker 2: for forty minutes.
Speaker 1: It should be.
Speaker 3: But it's said, it's set in freaking.
Speaker 1: What you call it? All right, let's not God damn it.
Speaker 1: What was the question? Oh, do we think that that
Speaker 1: word could lose? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think I mean, technically speaking, it kind of has
Speaker 2: because the people that we talk about generally, with the
Speaker 2: exception of like I think EDP, they're not technically technical
Speaker 2: like strictest definition pedophiles because and in fairness, there is
Speaker 2: like I think it's infinitely creepier if you're like hitting
Speaker 2: on seven year olds than seventeen year olds.
Speaker 1: It is still creepy.
Speaker 3: Obviously, is like it is literally monsters.
Speaker 1: You want to tear that person apart immediately.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think generally, like generally my I mean, it's
Speaker 2: like if you're if you're fucking kidding on like seven
Speaker 2: year olds or trying to trying to abduct like ten
Speaker 2: year olds and stuff, you are like an evil, Like
Speaker 2: you are a monster that should be put into a
Speaker 2: colisseum and probably should be like fighting to death with
Speaker 2: other people who've done similar shit. But like if you're
Speaker 2: like if you're on this weird line where it's like okay, seventeen,
Speaker 2: that's that's that's a minor that's too young, that's pretty
Speaker 2: morally dubious, and I'm really suspicious of that person.
Speaker 1: But there's like I feel differently about them, of course,
Speaker 1: what I mean, it's different.
Speaker 3: It's yeah, it's like we know, like you're creepy, should
Speaker 3: go away for a really long time.
Speaker 4: We're not responsible with the way we use pedophile, obviously
Speaker 4: you're not. Yeah, it's but I also I am completely
Speaker 4: aware that I'm being irresponsible. Like when I'm doing it,
Speaker 4: I'm completely cognizant of if I'm going to call somebody
Speaker 4: who's like a twenty year old, twenty five year.
Speaker 1: Old that's talking about a seventeen year old. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: completely aware that I technically should be calling them a pedophile.
Speaker 2: But like I don't think Cody co is a pedophile, Like,
Speaker 2: I don't. I don't believe that that's true. Right, It's
Speaker 2: just very creepy and very weird and not okay as
Speaker 2: a twenty five year.
Speaker 1: Old to sleep with seventeen year olds. It's just just
Speaker 1: just avoid it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's one of those yeah, because like, yeah,
Speaker 4: so that's when you have the nuanced discussion there it is.
Speaker 1: We have watered it down. I'm also not I don't
Speaker 1: feel too bad about it. That's the thing. It's like,
Speaker 1: it's not that it's just like whatever because no one
Speaker 1: and no one is gonna call what is it? Like,
Speaker 1: it's still a creep I don't even know how to
Speaker 1: spell it a feb a file or something. Even if
Speaker 1: that starts with an A, R and e. It's not
Speaker 1: even fun. It's not fun to say file. Frankly, it's not.
Speaker 1: And I know, like, I don't know how to spell that,
Speaker 1: and that's the that's a problem. I don't know that. Actually,
Speaker 1: am I even pronouncing it correctly? Let's look it up.
Speaker 1: I can't be e E F E like I had
Speaker 1: no idea what I said it put in fiber file.
Speaker 1: That's why they even google is it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: I think it's I think it's e p H e
Speaker 1: B whatever. Whatever the fuck people, Let's see E P
Speaker 1: H E B a file. I guess it has no
Speaker 1: idea what I'm trying to spell.
Speaker 2: But there's a comedian he has a great bit about
Speaker 2: that where it's like I think the reason we don't
Speaker 2: get into that discussion is because every time you.
Speaker 1: Try a feebo e feebo felia, there's a great there's.
Speaker 2: A comedian who has a great bit about it where
Speaker 2: he talks about like that. I think the reason we
Speaker 2: don't have that conversation about that distinction too often is
Speaker 2: because trying to explain that distinction makes you sound like
Speaker 2: a pedophile.
Speaker 1: It does. It's totally it's totally accurate. That's why, like
Speaker 1: nobody uses that because they're like, wait, wait a minute,
Speaker 1: it's not time.
Speaker 2: But I think anybody like with a rational brain, like
Speaker 2: understands the difference. Like there is a difference.
Speaker 1: It's the same. You ever, ever, if you've ever ran
Speaker 1: into anybody that knows the age of consents of all
Speaker 1: of the states sketchy, You're like, why you know that?
Speaker 4: I found out through a meme on Facebook. There's a
Speaker 4: Facebook meme and it was some guy. It was like
Speaker 4: it was basically making that joke. There's some guy that
Speaker 4: called him Uncle Marv and he had glasses and a
Speaker 4: mustache and he's like, no, you're eight years age of
Speaker 4: consent or whatever. And it showed a map and me
Speaker 4: up to that point, I'm already an adult. I'm probably
Speaker 4: like twenty or twenty one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like, wait, it's not all eighteen or like.
Speaker 1: It literally blew my mind. I had no idea for me.
Speaker 3: The funniest thing is like some guys like we should
Speaker 3: go on a trip, man, like you actually go on top.
Speaker 3: We should go to Philippines, Like, yeah, dude, it concent
Speaker 3: there's twelve, and it's like nobody said that that is.
Speaker 3: Did somebody say tell me it's a joke. It's a joke, Okay.
Speaker 3: I was like scared video, I'm.
Speaker 1: Getting older here, Let's go to the phil That is
Speaker 1: funny vacation. Yeah, where do you want to go?
Speaker 3: I don't know Philippines. Man.
Speaker 1: That did annoy me.
Speaker 3: When I found out that Mexico and Japan had really
Speaker 3: young age. It's fourteen or something like that. They just
Speaker 3: raised it by a year or something. It used to
Speaker 3: be lower.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, it's twelve. It was like crazy.
Speaker 1: That shit blew my mind just learning all this stuff.
Speaker 1: And how like say, when people talk about like you said,
Speaker 1: Sneako saying that, oh, it's all arbitrary, I'm.
Speaker 4: Like, you're right, but we all understand, even people. I
Speaker 4: guess I remember hearing maybe I could be wrong in this,
Speaker 4: but I remember hearing there was a I think it
Speaker 4: was clown colossal.
Speaker 1: Was crazy. He's like, yeah, the age of.
Speaker 4: Consent in England is sixteen, but we still all understand
Speaker 4: that you probably shouldn't do it, because you know, it
Speaker 4: was like morally.
Speaker 2: Still even though it's school, I'm llegal, Well, they can
Speaker 2: drink when they're sixteen sixteen, so it's different, there's a
Speaker 2: different vibe.
Speaker 1: I understand that. But there's also people that understand that
Speaker 1: if you're much older.
Speaker 4: Even though it's legal, it's still people are still gonna
Speaker 4: call you a not certain under people are.
Speaker 1: Gonna you weird because I mean, quite frankly, you're being weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're being a little That's what he said. So
Speaker 4: I was just kind of taking his word from since.
Speaker 1: I believe that from me.
Speaker 3: The idea is so strange a gentleman just like dude,
Speaker 3: like the I tea of like, yeah, I'm eighteen. I
Speaker 3: turned eighteen a week ago. I was like, that's still ill.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: The thing, here's the thing, here's the thing.
Speaker 2: It shouldn't be of a concern to you if you're
Speaker 2: if you are twenty time or like, you shouldn't be
Speaker 2: even thinking about this because you're really Like for me personally,
Speaker 2: it's just like there's a line where it's like, if
Speaker 2: you can't drink, I'm not.
Speaker 1: That's the smartest thing. Like what the fuck we get?
Speaker 1: I mean, I can't take you to a bar.
Speaker 3: The idea that I can't if I can't if I
Speaker 3: can't talk to you about shows that on TV when
Speaker 3: I was my age, and you were like, when I
Speaker 3: was around, I can't and that's.
Speaker 2: Well, that's not really a worthwhile thing now because nostalgia
Speaker 2: has kept everything perpetually.
Speaker 1: Like we're we're six years apart yet and we've all
Speaker 1: seen the same thing, same same deal with.
Speaker 2: The But my nieces and nephews watched, like I remember
Speaker 2: they were talking about like Dexter's labage, and it's like
Speaker 2: that was way after, that was way before you.
Speaker 3: For I like ideas like I'm if I was in
Speaker 3: like if I'm well out of high school before you're
Speaker 3: a senior, that's weird, dude, Yeah, that's weird, you know,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 1: Like like ship specifically things, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The thing for me that I always had a weird
Speaker 2: feeling about it because like I was seventeen in college
Speaker 2: and so I remember that kind of like made me
Speaker 2: feel like I was like, I don't know what, like
Speaker 2: what I feel weird here because I don't quite know
Speaker 2: how I'm supposed to act or how people are like.
Speaker 2: But in New York, I think the age of consent
Speaker 2: is seventeen. Specifically, I think I had to know that
Speaker 2: specifically because I was dating somebody who was a year
Speaker 2: old than me, and I wanted.
Speaker 1: To make sure that it was that was fine, but
Speaker 1: I had no idea. Yeah yeah, so.
Speaker 2: See I thought I was I'm so okay hold on,
Speaker 2: which again to me, sounds unfair because I again, for
Speaker 2: my life, I was in college at seventeen.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so like that to me, like makes sense. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but like I was no shot. You was seventeen.
Speaker 3: Imagine imagine like this, like imagine your seventeen year old dude.
Speaker 1: Oh my hell, exact yo, Yo, this is crazy.
Speaker 4: So if you put an age of consent in and
Speaker 4: then like, now all the autocompletes, you're on a list.
Speaker 4: By the way, now so the first well, and we'll
Speaker 4: still look at so the first one's California. It makes
Speaker 4: sense because we're in California, right, But then it goes
Speaker 4: to like all the weird shit like Japan, Mexico, Philippines.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yo, why are these people looking this ship up?
Speaker 3: I feel like a good puestion that we can't believe it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, hey, that's smart. There's no way that's smarte
Speaker 1: that's smart. But then there's some of them that are
Speaker 1: like the ones that are trying to Yeah, like vacation.
Speaker 1: One of my homies went to uh pravs a vacation
Speaker 1: coming up in the Philippines. Yeah, that's crazy. I have
Speaker 1: fun crabs. I'll be back for the formula. Going to
Speaker 1: the Philippines there you go underage is crazy. Yeah, so
Speaker 1: oh yeah yeah this see this was a was that
Speaker 1: the map?
Speaker 4: Yeah, so most of the Midwest is sixteen and seventeen,
Speaker 4: I'd say most of the country really, and then you
Speaker 4: have so yeah, New York is seventeen. He shocked, honestly,
Speaker 4: because I remember I visited Florida a lot as a kid,
Speaker 4: and so I Florida has a I hate Florida, but
Speaker 4: it has like a lot of uh yeah, it's it's
Speaker 4: just it's awful. I was surprised doing that, Uh Florida
Speaker 4: was eighteen because of how backwards so many people are there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it is weird.
Speaker 2: It is weird that they would have. The thing that's
Speaker 2: really annoying to me about it is just like our
Speaker 2: idea of what age people need to be to do
Speaker 2: certain things is so fucking weird and really inconsistent in
Speaker 2: the United States. Like I hate that, like we're adults
Speaker 2: at eighteen, but we can't drink till twenty one. Like
Speaker 2: the age of consent is seventeen. It's like a very
Speaker 2: it's weird.
Speaker 1: It's like, can we just have like a fucking wink jacket,
Speaker 1: Like we should have one bracket. If it's twenty one,
Speaker 1: turn it all everything goes to twenty one. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: think it should be eight. I think eighteen's fine. Eighteen's fine.
Speaker 1: Times is reasonable to me. Then then make that you
Speaker 1: drink at eighteen as well. That's what I'm saying, Like,
Speaker 1: if you, if you, if you have to, if you
Speaker 1: go to dude, if you go, if you can go,
Speaker 1: die in the military for your country, but you can't drink.
Speaker 1: That's thousand and that's what I've always feltland you looking quick.
Speaker 1: My friend as soon as he was like booked, he
Speaker 1: said he would we just never in the duck. It's
Speaker 1: all the same.
Speaker 6: Great say it's I'll act like hers is mine, mine
Speaker 6: is hers. You can't crabs, they can crawl up but
Speaker 6: is but mister, and there's no butts about it. What
Speaker 6: happens if her nuts slaps your nuts slap her nuts.
Speaker 4: So that's just a high five, that's just the ball five.
Speaker 4: Ain't nothing wrong with that, you just just ignored it,
Speaker 4: ignore it, and keep pounding away the terrible price impressions.
Speaker 4: By the way, we cannot this is the voice.
Speaker 1: We cannot do, none of us a cosmic sort of way.
Speaker 2: I think that's the only that is the only I
Speaker 2: think that's the closest I can get is that one line.
Speaker 1: Isn't that considered day.
Speaker 3: A cosmic sort of Yeah, the idea of mister, the
Speaker 3: idea of Plankton genuinely preferring lady boys tie lady boys,
Speaker 3: that's got computers a lady boy. Karen will whip it out,
Speaker 3: whip out that.
Speaker 1: My brain went to such a racist place. We gotta go.
Speaker 1: We gotta move on.
Speaker 5: Plankton putting on this cold exhibition because I like it.
Speaker 5: Year's ex Warrior ready for him.
Speaker 1: To conclusion. Yeah, think we are responsible with that word,
Speaker 1: But whatever, I don't care.
Speaker 2: I guess for me, I get honestly, to be honest,
Speaker 2: I think a lot of it is just because I
Speaker 2: know I have never been in this situation, so like
Speaker 2: I just am very careless, right because I just like
Speaker 2: I've just never been in a situation where I would
Speaker 2: ever be, you know, at the forefront of something related
Speaker 2: to it so I could give a fuck Gears ex
Speaker 2: Warrior Rod and he says, question for Chris, uh, this
Speaker 2: this is for all of us. I guess it's no
Speaker 2: real there's no real reason why this should be just
Speaker 2: for me, says have you seen the new Joker movie trailer?
Speaker 2: If you have, but what do you think of your
Speaker 2: queen Lady Gaga playing the role of Harley whatever?
Speaker 1: I'm down, I like, I like.
Speaker 2: I like Lady Gaga a lot in pretty much most
Speaker 2: of the things she I haven't seen everything she did.
Speaker 2: She did that one movie where like was it was
Speaker 2: it the Gucci movie or something. I didn't see that
Speaker 2: one because I just don't I I don't care. But
Speaker 2: I like her in most things. I think she's I
Speaker 2: think she'll do an interesting job. I just think for me,
Speaker 2: I Joker is. I didn't want a sequel to Joker
Speaker 2: because I liked it. It was a standalone movie and I.
Speaker 1: Liked that, Like I specifically liked that approach that DC
Speaker 1: was doing, Like I loved that there was like, oh
Speaker 1: the Batman and that was it. Like I didn't want
Speaker 1: more of that, and I didn't want more Joker. But
Speaker 1: if we are getting more of it, I do like
Speaker 1: the fact that they're doing weird.
Speaker 2: Shit with it, as opposed to like now he's fucking
Speaker 2: you know, fighting Batman and it's like all right, well
Speaker 2: that would be.
Speaker 3: I want what you call the beat him. I want
Speaker 3: a car Patterson's Batman to beat him to death. That
Speaker 3: would never like like I like, I wanted to be
Speaker 3: like funny at first, you want to put them in
Speaker 3: the same I just want to see our passons Batman
Speaker 3: beat walking Phoenix to death.
Speaker 2: That's it, like like just like just that, don't be
Speaker 2: like putting Gumby in The Godfather or something like. I
Speaker 2: just like they don't they don't belong together at all.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, but I still like to see thee person
Speaker 3: get beat that.
Speaker 1: I like the Joker getting hurt. I don't know, it
Speaker 1: makes my day better, But like I do know that
Speaker 1: Joker he's just too frail. I don't want to see
Speaker 1: him why it's funny.
Speaker 2: He's not a mastermind at all, He's just he's he
Speaker 2: is a sick man. What I like about that movie
Speaker 2: is that it really is like a pretty good interpretation
Speaker 2: of what like a character like that would be, which
Speaker 2: is like very ineffective and only successful by accident and
Speaker 2: not even succeeding like by himself. It's just like he started,
Speaker 2: like at the end of that movie, like he starts
Speaker 2: like this crazy ride or whatever. People are like inspired
Speaker 2: by him, like people probably would be, but he's still
Speaker 2: in prison like he didn't like he didn't like find
Speaker 2: some crazy way. I'm curious how they're gonna explain, like
Speaker 2: why he's out after shooting fucking Johnny Carson on the
Speaker 2: tonight Inane be.
Speaker 3: Like where is And he's like you talking about he
Speaker 3: hit him again and he's like where is?
Speaker 1: He He tes to out a gun.
Speaker 3: He's like, he teaches to get his pocket to help him,
Speaker 3: but a gun falls out of his pocket and.
Speaker 1: He's like, you're gonna shoot me.
Speaker 3: He starts stomping on his head till his head is flat.
Speaker 3: He runs up the wall, does a backflip, stomps on
Speaker 3: him again, and he's so tidy and frail.
Speaker 1: He's bleeding.
Speaker 3: He's like, he's still stop but he's still alive. His
Speaker 3: head is flat. It sounds like a waterfall, So I.
Speaker 1: Haven't killed him yet. He's still He's still making noises killed.
Speaker 3: He stops, then he dies right then. It was internal
Speaker 3: injuries it was the fact that his lungs pierced by
Speaker 3: his fucking spinal cord.
Speaker 1: The empts failed him, didn't you here? Cool enough? I
Speaker 1: didn't do that, Okay, So.
Speaker 2: This is an interesting ride in actually that I wanted
Speaker 2: to get to you because I totally I think I
Speaker 2: knew this subconsciously, but I kind of forgot.
Speaker 1: But somebody wrote in.
Speaker 2: Martian Manifucker wrote in, nice, hey boys, this is a
Speaker 2: little fun fact because you talked about Lemmings in a
Speaker 2: previous episode. Disney actually did push them off the edge
Speaker 2: for that documentary so they could sell the story that
Speaker 2: they just killed themselves.
Speaker 1: So basically, Disney killed a bunch of Lemmings for profits.
Speaker 2: So yeah, like I thought, I feel like I might
Speaker 2: have known that, but I wasn't sure or like maybe
Speaker 2: like I thought that was like an urban legend or something.
Speaker 1: But I think that is true. So don't do that.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. What do you mean? So what?
Speaker 3: So what? I don't Okay, Well, I mean they have
Speaker 3: babies so quickly, you know, like it's unfortunate. Sorry, fucking
Speaker 3: they rest in peace. I guess whatever.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get you a real what is that question?
Speaker 4: Holy fuck? It is a it is a the first
Speaker 4: chapter in a book. That is a fair It's like
Speaker 4: a page, but it's still fun.
Speaker 1: That's long, ridiculous. What's the gist of it? What do
Speaker 1: I see? Something? I don't know? Quite a few of
Speaker 1: us are. And then I'm just trying to skip around
Speaker 1: utter a word at this tremendous display.
Speaker 2: Just read this, Let me just read this. This is
Speaker 2: a long question, but like we're addressing it, so like
Speaker 2: you do attention to it. I am sorry, Miss Jackson
Speaker 2: wrote in I have not pre read this question. I
Speaker 2: don't know what the fuck this is. We have no
Speaker 2: canned responses, not that we normally do anyway, but I.
Speaker 1: Want to put some serious music under this.
Speaker 3: Yeah, an episode of stage say, every episode of podcasts
Speaker 3: is scripted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all of this is scripted intensely. I spend years
Speaker 2: writing uh says, hello my sweet summer children. A bit
Speaker 2: of a late and long ride in here, but one
Speaker 2: I am truly com held to ask. Okay, have you
Speaker 2: ever experienced something that was so truly unexpected and out
Speaker 2: of the blue that you were totally and utterly frozen
Speaker 2: as your brain struggled to process what you were witnessing
Speaker 2: from the hilarity of the moment, and I remember I'm
Speaker 2: not referring to something appalling or horrific per se, as
Speaker 2: I imagine witnessing nine to eleven fits the bill, but
Speaker 2: rather something more mundane or purely unexpected. The reason I
Speaker 2: ask is that I've been replaying such a moment in
Speaker 2: my mind that fits this description. Several months back, I
Speaker 2: stumbled out of a club in San Francisco in a
Speaker 2: drunken stupor with my roommates and friends. After getting a
Speaker 2: nice two am hot dog from the sweet Hispanic woman
Speaker 2: on the side of the road. Awesome food always always hits.
Speaker 2: We ordered our ubers home with few wits among us.
Speaker 2: We realized that we did so separately and suddenly had
Speaker 2: four cars coming for six people. Naturally, all four filled
Speaker 2: up with a mix of friends, acquaintances, and the errant
Speaker 2: person who nobody knew. After some time of hosting after
Speaker 2: afters at our place, the crowds started to thin, and
Speaker 2: one of our close friends had the idea to order Postmates.
Speaker 2: And this is where things take a turn. The individual
Speaker 2: is rather large, as some folks tend to be. Now,
Speaker 2: me and my friends take no umbrage with being on
Speaker 2: the heavier side. As with many folks in their twenties,
Speaker 2: quite a few of us are ourselves. But the real
Speaker 2: problem comes when you indulge in what we have deemed
Speaker 2: fat behaviors, activities and decisions. This is relevant. The delivery
Speaker 2: order was placed by one of our friends, but using
Speaker 2: my roommate's phone, as my roommate had already already had
Speaker 2: our address. Crucially, he was not informed that the order
Speaker 2: was for a whopping one hundred and twenty dollars worth
Speaker 2: of pizza, breadsticks, and soda. The girl who placed the
Speaker 2: order said also had the cojones to tip an additional
Speaker 2: twenty five from like your friend's phone. Oh you don't
Speaker 2: do that, that's wild, and only compensated my friend eighty dollars.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: The look on his face was well and truly as
Speaker 2: plain as can be as he stared daggers at our
Speaker 2: oblivious friend, who explained that she wanted leftovers. The kicker
Speaker 2: came an hour later, when we gathered in the kitchen
Speaker 2: to delete the dominoes. As we ate, this same individual
Speaker 2: loaded her plate with four slices of pizza, and, without
Speaker 2: any level of doubt, opened her pristine Kate Spade purse
Speaker 2: and retrieved a fucking salt shaker and butter knife.
Speaker 1: Oh that is crazl.
Speaker 2: She carefully applied the salt to the slices and spread
Speaker 2: it around with the knife, totally oblivious that the entire
Speaker 2: room was watching in silence and awe. Nobody was able
Speaker 2: to utter a word at this tremendous display of gluttony,
Speaker 2: and we never we never grilled the poor bastard for it,
Speaker 2: as she was so cheerful and under heard. But the
Speaker 2: egregious display of the aforementioned fat behavior has yet to
Speaker 2: leave my mind. There was a second part of the
Speaker 2: story that I'll share and the time, but it's already
Speaker 2: quite long.
Speaker 3: That is so she so okay, she's fat maxing, she's
Speaker 3: hunger Maxing's hunger maxing for sure.
Speaker 1: Sorry, Miss Jackson. Never asked a question this long again,
Speaker 1: you never do this, never do this. Yeah, but what
Speaker 1: was the question? Even I remember the story. The question is,
Speaker 1: how do we ever have we ever experienced something that
Speaker 1: like kind of froze you? Because it was so like
Speaker 1: so dane and strange. Oh yeah, definitely, yeah. I mean
Speaker 1: it was when a cock was being entered in my
Speaker 1: ass slowly. Yeah, I imagine Cole and ask if it
Speaker 1: fits the bill in some way.
Speaker 3: First, the first time I saw like there so much girls.
Speaker 1: Kiss, I was definitely like I angry, you got mad,
Speaker 1: you got mad? I got maxcause I got so hard
Speaker 1: than sleepy.
Speaker 2: I was like, ah, I will say, dude, like, that's
Speaker 2: so she had as salt shaker and a butter knife
Speaker 2: in her purse.
Speaker 1: Dude, what the fuck? That's actually not the thought behavior, bro,
Speaker 1: that is genuinely behavior.
Speaker 4: Bro fat Max, Bro, that's you can't you can't get
Speaker 4: any like I'm sure there was butter, but it melted that.
Speaker 1: She's like, I didn't think this through. I don't think
Speaker 1: this threw him up. The butter's melted. To have my salt,
Speaker 1: I do. That she was spreading salt with a knife
Speaker 1: is fucking. First of all, I've never heard of anybody
Speaker 1: adding salt to pizza. Yeah, that's crazy because it's already
Speaker 1: like and fucking.
Speaker 4: The toppings are like, especially if it's pepperoni, which is
Speaker 4: used to go to Pepperoni is very salty, is filled
Speaker 4: with sodium to add thinking that.
Speaker 1: You need more, I need more salt. I have never
Speaker 1: once added salt to pizza. Never, It's never been a
Speaker 1: thought in myself pepper or whatever, or like a repper.
Speaker 1: She I love parmesan. I love adding a little bit
Speaker 1: of parmesan. Love oregano. Sure it works, just salt salt.
Speaker 1: I've never never that's not even like that's just wrong behavior,
Speaker 1: and I would have really behavior.
Speaker 4: Everything about that was crazy, just like taking people that
Speaker 4: take the liberty and doing shit like that, Like they
Speaker 4: just do things. They don't check in with you about
Speaker 4: if something's cool or not, like, hey, is it okay
Speaker 4: if I order it?
Speaker 1: You know anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like the idea of like spending money on somebody
Speaker 2: else's phone is crazy. Yeah, that's that's a while, especially
Speaker 2: if you're not going to compensate immediately, like it's one like, look,
Speaker 2: that's just something you don't do just because you don't
Speaker 2: know people's situations, right, you know, if they're fucking like
Speaker 2: trying draft or anything. You don't want to overdraft people.
Speaker 2: But even even if you even if you could assume
Speaker 2: that like you are, if your group of friends is
Speaker 2: like well off and you can make the safe assumption
Speaker 2: that everybody's fine, the very least that you could do
Speaker 2: is like immediately pay you know, like, hey, listen, we're
Speaker 2: gonna do this because it has your address, it's more convenient.
Speaker 2: I'm not connecting to the WiFi. I'm gonna buy this
Speaker 2: for everybody. I'm gonna pay you immediately.
Speaker 1: For me.
Speaker 3: The idea is that host often, right, I'm off to
Speaker 3: the person at host and like when you give people
Speaker 3: come just come to my house.
Speaker 1: If I usually ask I had the time, are we
Speaker 1: going to eat? He's talking again.
Speaker 3: We're gonna eat, right, And it depends what we're getting. Obviously,
Speaker 3: Usually for the most part, i'd spy you just pay.
Speaker 3: It's like whatever, No, people are coming over to my
Speaker 3: home obviously, if you want to offer them food. But
Speaker 3: the idea of taking someone else's card and just ordering
Speaker 3: food and then not paying them back is big dickheaded it.
Speaker 1: It's gnarly. It's gnarly.
Speaker 4: That's a big, massive amount of food too. It's not
Speaker 4: even like, oh, this is gonna be enough to sustain everybody.
Speaker 4: You're like, oh, let me overdo this because she wanted leftovers,
Speaker 4: which is like, there's so there's so much about it
Speaker 4: that I'm like, that is too, Like I'm sure there
Speaker 4: are people that are unless she's just unbelievably fat, you know,
Speaker 4: like boogie levels or something.
Speaker 1: You just don't.
Speaker 4: I don't run into that even with like, cause I
Speaker 4: have a friend that's very large. You know, he's gotten
Speaker 4: up to like fucking almost five hundred pounds at some point.
Speaker 4: God damn, I don't know how big he is now,
Speaker 4: but it's not good. And even when we would eat,
Speaker 4: there is no no never if he if he was
Speaker 4: gonna fucking glutton, which I'm sure he does, it was
Speaker 4: probably in like his by himself, private, privately and not
Speaker 4: like I've never seen anybody behave like that. We're like,
Speaker 4: I'm just going to I saw a girl. I was
Speaker 4: in Arizona at one point and I need to use
Speaker 4: the McDonald's WiFi, And this girl was in McDonald's with
Speaker 4: two large Domino pizzas and a and a two liter
Speaker 4: coke by herself, like you know, and she was she
Speaker 4: was a little chubby, but she wasn't like Rah, you know.
Speaker 4: But I'm like, she's gonna get there because you had
Speaker 4: pizzas by herself?
Speaker 1: How many calories? That like four thousand calories plus the
Speaker 1: bad days where I've an entire pizza for sure. Not
Speaker 1: too large, is not too large? One large I can do.
Speaker 1: But also bringing it to another establishments.
Speaker 3: I have definitely too much pizza before the last time
Speaker 3: I was in New York, did I stayed there for
Speaker 3: a while. Sure, I ate way too much pizza pizza anymore.
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm good on pizza, right yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: you forget your film.
Speaker 1: And I killed myself a pizza when home. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: have pizza.
Speaker 2: I'm not joking every day when I'm home. So I
Speaker 2: have to like limit like my stays. I have to
Speaker 2: be like I have to be there for like a week, max,
Speaker 2: I get it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that makes sense though, like I want like I'm
Speaker 4: a little bit I hate the five free weight sucks ass.
Speaker 4: It's like it's always packed time it is and I
Speaker 4: want to just go shoot down to l A real
Speaker 4: quick to go get the Louisiana chicken. But it's just
Speaker 4: not worth it because I'm gonna have to sit in
Speaker 4: traffic and then like early.
Speaker 1: Early in the morning.
Speaker 3: He sadcause I don't. I'm trying not to eat it
Speaker 3: like don anymore. And it makes my heart hurt because
Speaker 3: I miss I'm trying to not eat that way either, don't.
Speaker 3: I don't regular whole grain bread now, I don't have
Speaker 3: I don't have the whole grain ass I don't eat.
Speaker 3: I don't eat regular turkey, but regular bacon anymore. I
Speaker 3: have turkey bacon now.
Speaker 1: You think it's pretty good, though not bad.
Speaker 4: I feel the way that didn't you say you'd rather
Speaker 4: like not have sugar, if you didn't want to have
Speaker 4: fake sugar, if you just can't have the real thing.
Speaker 1: The protein. That's I feel about.
Speaker 3: I get, I get, I feel, and I feel you're right.
Speaker 3: I understand, but it's like for the protein for the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like to.
Speaker 3: I'm kind of juice all together. I'm gonna try to.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna try to go three months without dejuice of soda,
Speaker 3: like kill me. So I don't have soda very often.
Speaker 3: I don't drink soda anymore.
Speaker 1: What kind of juice? What are you cutting out? What
Speaker 1: do you mean?
Speaker 3: Just juice in general? I want to get my sugar
Speaker 3: into because my my my sugar, my sugar for my
Speaker 3: thing is like you know, if you know, like probably
Speaker 3: should have some.
Speaker 1: I can have sugar. Sugar.
Speaker 3: Sugar is fine, but needless sugars. I forgot how much
Speaker 3: I'll get my sugar from. Like, so my thing is
Speaker 3: like five point like five point six, right, I don't know,
Speaker 3: And I know six point five.
Speaker 1: Is pre diabetic, right, I don't know what that means
Speaker 1: in that term. It's it's the idea of this this ratio, right,
Speaker 1: for I'm.
Speaker 4: Used to it being like one hundred milli something per destolators.
Speaker 4: Once you cross that, you're preaking boards like if you
Speaker 4: get to around one.
Speaker 3: Hundred, I forget I was nearing I was nearing diabetes, Okay,
Speaker 3: I understand what general. And I was like, I'm near that, right,
Speaker 3: I don't want to be anywhere near that. So what
Speaker 3: I'm doing is I'm cutting out aim with sugar, and
Speaker 3: it's probably I'm probably like it's been like three months
Speaker 3: and I've probably been doing good for like a month
Speaker 3: or so. You should be probably better. I'm probably much
Speaker 3: better than I was before.
Speaker 1: Absolutely should be.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, probably much better than I was before. Is
Speaker 3: how like I've been eating, how I've been exercizing. I'm
Speaker 3: probably much better I was before. I'm probably way lower now.
Speaker 3: But in general, I'm just like gonna take a step
Speaker 3: back from that stuff to just be safe. Right yeah,
Speaker 3: So right now, I just like as juice, maybe flavored
Speaker 3: water juice. Sorry, no juice, No juice. Stop, no juice,
Speaker 3: only flavored water and water stuff like that. Right, Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what I'm doing and it sucks. Yeah, I can't
Speaker 3: believe you, dude.
Speaker 4: That's kind of you know, we're trying to be like
Speaker 4: Kosher on this podcast.
Speaker 1: You're like, you're trying to be coch No Jews. I
Speaker 1: don't like them. I'm Kingston. I don't like them. I
Speaker 1: don't like coachher meat. I don't like coacher people. What
Speaker 1: was that about, that's what you said about the Jews?
Speaker 4: Yeah, juice, oh oh oh, like the movie with Tupac.
Speaker 4: So you're trying to cut juice out of your diet.
Speaker 1: Almost almost somebody's bleeding. It was a joke. It's a
Speaker 1: fucking destructive disc that was close to grazing my nut.
Speaker 1: What is your not doing that high your body? It went,
Speaker 1: stick it up under my shirt over my penis.
Speaker 3: I like the idea of those shirt with the guy's
Speaker 3: is under his and this is a big cock going to.
Speaker 2: We've been there, We've all we've all been hard and
Speaker 2: have to have to put tucking on the twelve o'clock.
Speaker 3: Man.
Speaker 1: You know, I've never heard it describe that. I learned
Speaker 1: that it was that super Bad. I think he called
Speaker 1: it twelve o'clock and so.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, maybe, yeah, I discovered I definitely
Speaker 2: figured that out before super Bad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just mean what he called name. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's what I put dick on my books on my deck.
Speaker 1: Bro. That was the worst shook the worship ever. Was
Speaker 1: like the bell would ring.
Speaker 4: That was and you were just like, no, no, we
Speaker 4: we definitely There is a clip of me describing this
Speaker 4: and you called me a chimp?
Speaker 1: Are you called me a chimp? Because I would just
Speaker 1: rock it? And I feel like it's just oh natural
Speaker 1: as the way to go because you can't get in
Speaker 1: trouble for that. You're literally just you think that holds
Speaker 1: true today. I don't know actually, like you definitely definitely
Speaker 1: does not.
Speaker 4: But you shouldn't though, because it's literally would be like
Speaker 4: to be the same as women showing their nipples and
Speaker 4: getting in trouble.
Speaker 1: They shouldn't. All right, you can't help it. It just happens.
Speaker 1: They should. We're gonna, we're gonna jim shorts. What are
Speaker 1: you gonna do?
Speaker 3: You should hard?
Speaker 1: I should have locked this threat. Actually, oh is there
Speaker 1: a way to do that? I don't know. Whatever you're
Speaker 1: timpery of that. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: I just think it's I just think we shouldn't we
Speaker 4: should be body sex positive.
Speaker 1: I think that I think we should be, and I
Speaker 1: think should be more.
Speaker 3: And I think the fact that women get so upset
Speaker 3: about men seeing their breasts silly because it's a part
Speaker 3: of life at the same time, at the same time,
Speaker 3: women are not equal to men in any matter.
Speaker 1: So I have a take that I think is like
Speaker 1: technically kind of contras.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I fully believe this, but I've
Speaker 2: been thinking about it, and it kind of kind of
Speaker 2: makes sense to me a little bit.
Speaker 1: Of like people that are bad obviously, I forgot what
Speaker 1: I was gonna say. They actually stole my thought away
Speaker 1: from me. What the fuck was I gonna say? You
Speaker 1: had a Oh no, you had a you had a take? Okay,
Speaker 1: I remember said.
Speaker 2: It's like, okay, so we have like sex positivity and
Speaker 2: body positivity, and like people are like kind of like
Speaker 2: very unashamed of, uh, you know, the way that the
Speaker 2: way they feel and like sexuality and stuff. And I
Speaker 2: actually feel like, on some level, I kind of I
Speaker 2: feel we should bring shame back a little bit. On
Speaker 2: some level, I feel like we actually need to overcorrect
Speaker 2: the amount of shame that we that.
Speaker 1: We that we have taken away.
Speaker 3: I think we need to do a very serious effort
Speaker 3: of informing people of these things correctly well so.
Speaker 1: When they forget.
Speaker 2: I feel like that the thesis of this specifically is
Speaker 2: like people, I think generally like to do things that
Speaker 2: are exciting, or people like to feel like they're even
Speaker 2: if it's like really like little like it just like
Speaker 2: I'm trying to getting away with something, you know what
Speaker 2: I mean. It's like it's why people speed, It's why
Speaker 2: all this. But now because so many things are accepted,
Speaker 2: the bar for what people are getting excited by is
Speaker 2: getting crazier and crazier. And I just feel like we
Speaker 2: need to go a little bit of a reset back
Speaker 2: when like just kind of like you know, kissing outside
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 1: Kind of exciting, you know what I mean. Now it's
Speaker 1: like now it's like I gotta go to Thailand, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, It's great. I don't know thout
Speaker 1: the Thailand.
Speaker 2: First of all, I don't really agree with that. I
Speaker 2: just I don't agree with it, but I feel it sometimes.
Speaker 3: I said, I think with the shaming, like bringing back
Speaker 3: bullyings like that. It's like, I don't think you should
Speaker 3: bring that shit back, but I think we need to
Speaker 3: understand that sometimes everything is.
Speaker 1: A tool and we need to find the right ways
Speaker 1: to use it. Yeah, I agree. Yeah, do you think
Speaker 1: bullying is a tool?
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, absolutely it can. I think I think there
Speaker 2: are absolutely people who have been bullied into being the
Speaker 2: best version of themselves possible. Yeah, absolutely, But then I
Speaker 2: don't think there are people who are being bullied themselves.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, a lot more. I think a lot more
Speaker 3: one side than the other.
Speaker 1: Actually do I actually don't agree.
Speaker 3: No, not killing themselves but definitely has done detriments a
Speaker 3: lot of my people. That's benefited people.
Speaker 1: Right for sure? Yeah, I think probably. Yeah, not killing yourself.
Speaker 3: The idea of like this year or sixty five thous
Speaker 3: dead to bullying again, it's like, damn, it's crazy. Bullying
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Speaker 3: it's crazy. I mean it might have surpassed it actually historically, Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think so. Yeah, maybe not directly with suicide, but
Speaker 3: definitely detrimation to life definitely be I.
Speaker 1: Mean, that's that's got to be in the billions, like
Speaker 1: over time, out of.
Speaker 3: The monkeys believe they killed themselves. One monkey just dropped
Speaker 3: a heavy rock on its head.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, exactly. It really is disappointing, It really is.
Speaker 2: It really is disappointing how like monkeys and like apes
Speaker 2: and primates have really like defeat, Like they've really sucked
Speaker 2: a lot of my optimism away. How so because like
Speaker 2: even just the just the way that they act, just
Speaker 2: like we're not escaping this, we.
Speaker 3: Act similar to but not exactly like.
Speaker 2: We're they're so close to us, and then they act
Speaker 2: in such such evil ways like naturally with like no
Speaker 2: with no sense of even like the real gain.
Speaker 3: Atually, but they also act really kindly at the same
Speaker 3: time sometimes where it's.
Speaker 1: Like I've never seen a monkey act. I've seen a
Speaker 1: monkey not kill a monkey. Apes when when when an
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Speaker 1: The idea of that is crazy, Like you hadn't and
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Speaker 3: I wouldn't kill, but I just wouldn't want them to
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Speaker 1: It's I had nothing in mind. Really, I guess that's Blazian.
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