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<v Speaker 1>Need advice, Taco Bub to the rescue, tipper Asque, Taco

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<v Speaker 2>This is Orlando's rock station. We welcome in the world

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<v Speaker 2>renowned life coach lc TV. I did get your text

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<v Speaker 2>earlier and I did. I complied, uh shared with the

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<v Speaker 2>listeners to please refer from this point forward to your

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<v Speaker 2>means of uh oh, this of course get by chopper.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah as LC one. Now is the identifying uh mark?

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<v Speaker 2>Has that been painted on there yet? Or yeah, it's painted.

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<v Speaker 1>It's right next to this BWO stamp, likes big big sticker,

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<v Speaker 1>a BWO logo, lots of letters and such and uh

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<v Speaker 1>huh okay, it's just simple. It's LC one. How we

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<v Speaker 1>done doing great? Glad you're here. I kind of need

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<v Speaker 1>to use the head. They're remodeling the room across the

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<v Speaker 1>hall where my greenroom is and where the bathroom is.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, there's a bathroom in the green room for me,

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<v Speaker 1>and with the remodeling and the beautiful paint job they're doing,

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't use the restroom before this segment.

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<v Speaker 2>You're gonna be you think you can muster through?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, definitely.

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<v Speaker 2>We are up on a Facebook live right now in

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<v Speaker 2>our new state of the art camera system, which was

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<v Speaker 2>in part financed by your corporation.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I took care of business to appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 2>Appreciate that.

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<v Speaker 1>So read all the dames in your life have a

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<v Speaker 1>have a good Mother's day.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, my, uh, my wife and mother and sister and okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it was very good. I thank you, thank you for asking.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, speaking of dames, man, there's gonna be quite a

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<v Speaker 1>few amount of Rockville this weekend. Yeah, and with the

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<v Speaker 1>hotter tempts than normal, I'm pretty sure the permitting is

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<v Speaker 1>gonna go through. For uh, I'm gonna have Hunters set

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<v Speaker 1>up in a booth selling some cooling Rea chillible ice packs.

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<v Speaker 1>You could cool off whatever whatever area you want. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>if you have the place where the heat thing is

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<v Speaker 1>that you know, if you start, you know, like you

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<v Speaker 1>put it on what is it called the back of

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<v Speaker 1>your neck or your wrist. That's where if you're feeling heat,

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<v Speaker 1>you should put it on there.

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<v Speaker 2>That's surprising because we learned last year your attendance to

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<v Speaker 2>Rockville you spend pretty much all of your time inside

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<v Speaker 2>the five.

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<v Speaker 1>And the President's suite. Yeah, I did, and I will

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<v Speaker 1>this year. But it's a hunter that's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>running the h He's going to be running the booth. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>keeping them busy. I told him, an you think special,

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<v Speaker 1>you can buy it that booth. It's the chill able

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<v Speaker 1>pouches to put on your no.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I mean there's a code word for anything else

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<v Speaker 2>you might be able to get.

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<v Speaker 1>No. I already do. Let a hunter know that I'm

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<v Speaker 1>definitely going to uh be monitoring the money so he's

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<v Speaker 1>not skimming. Let's get right to these questions the listener's issues.

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<v Speaker 2>LS.

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<v Speaker 1>I like my neighbor. We get along well, but I

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<v Speaker 1>can't stand that he keeps his boat in the front yard.

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<v Speaker 1>I've gone fishing with the before. Get along, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of like the garage beers.

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<v Speaker 2>Neighbor.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying, have the garage, have a

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<v Speaker 1>beer with him. But uh, he uses the boat every weekend,

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<v Speaker 1>but then parts it right back in his front yard.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you suggest I do without upsetting him? Uh,

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<v Speaker 1>there's many ways to skin this cat. And please don't

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<v Speaker 1>misunderstand me and skin his cat. That's not going to

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<v Speaker 1>help out the neighbor neighborly relationship.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>If you guys get along you could simply ask him to,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, move it, and then you just make sure

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<v Speaker 1>him believe it. Blame it on the wife. Yeah. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>the wife asked me. You know how they are if

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<v Speaker 1>you can move your boat out of the front yard,

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<v Speaker 1>he says, that eye sore. I told her, Cana, that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you do with any big decisions in life,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, put it on someone else. Yeah, definitely. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to buy this new upgraded dishwasher?

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<v Speaker 2>I got out.

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<v Speaker 1>I gotta ask the wife and then you just I've

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<v Speaker 1>talked to the wife, can't do it because you're then

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<v Speaker 1>you don't make a what's that kind of by call?

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<v Speaker 2>And emotional impulse buy impulsive.

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<v Speaker 1>By Yeah, you don't make one because you use the

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<v Speaker 1>wife excuse.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Or you can go fishing with him, you know, and

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<v Speaker 1>mention when you're out there that you really like his boat.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I like the design, the model, really love

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<v Speaker 1>that you take me out on your boat. Yeah, but no,

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<v Speaker 1>we're not getting into that.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not Bunny holding the ordever you call a rabbit

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<v Speaker 1>trail and that here's the deal, Bunny whole rabbit trailing.

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<v Speaker 1>But I really like it and how much.

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<v Speaker 2>You love it.

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<v Speaker 1>You love the boat, and it'd be even better.

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<v Speaker 2>If it wasn't stored in your front.

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<v Speaker 1>F and yard. But that probably won't be good. So

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<v Speaker 1>here's your best approach. You're ready, final straw. You go

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<v Speaker 1>out of the boat with him, and then quote unquote

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<v Speaker 1>leave something in it right Then the next day just

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<v Speaker 1>follow me here. It's gonna get deep. Then the next

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<v Speaker 1>day you go or you go golfing right on your own.

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing to do with him, but you're going golfing. And

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<v Speaker 1>I mentioned golf thing because when you call him up

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<v Speaker 1>after your round of golf wearing those old school metal spikes,

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<v Speaker 1>you say, hey, left my rod in your boat, need

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<v Speaker 1>to come grab it. And then you get up in

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<v Speaker 1>his boat with metal spikes on sailor and boat going

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<v Speaker 1>down like the Titanic. No more frontyard mischief. Wow, a

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<v Speaker 1>well thought out plan. But that's what the life coach

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<v Speaker 1>does for your listeners.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm surprised you didn't come up with some cockamamie idea, like,

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<v Speaker 2>clearly you don't have a h o A. Maybe you

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<v Speaker 2>should get one going. No, you don't want to start

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<v Speaker 2>drop some rules?

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<v Speaker 1>Is then the old the old guy in the neighborhood

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<v Speaker 1>has nothing to do, is gonna come by and want

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<v Speaker 1>to run it and need your help. Elsie, I hired

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<v Speaker 1>a handyman last week. I'm sorry. I had hired a

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<v Speaker 1>handy man last Saturday, and my wife had the balls

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<v Speaker 1>to wow, my wife had the balls to accuse me

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<v Speaker 1>of not being manly, and she did it on Mother's

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<v Speaker 1>Day because I guess he hired the handyman on then

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<v Speaker 1>she accused him of having no balls on Mother's Day.

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<v Speaker 1>First off, I don't think your wife would be celebrating

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<v Speaker 1>Mother's Day if she had the balls. As you say,

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<v Speaker 1>you neanderthal. Actually in this day and age, I need

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<v Speaker 1>to retract that she might have them. Anyway, all wives

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<v Speaker 1>like husbands that have a combination of imagination correct masculinity

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<v Speaker 1>mixed with some sex appeal kind of get them going.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what keeps us together. So what you're gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>is head to your hardware story of choice. You know

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<v Speaker 1>you could be this one that one. Wherever you go,

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<v Speaker 1>get yourself a handyman belt and in places screwdrivers, put

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<v Speaker 1>in various tools like a brandchit screwdriver, electric charger or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna have different toys and gels. So later that

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<v Speaker 1>night when you pour a nice glass of wine, preferably

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<v Speaker 1>you know, I could grape that's mad dog. Uh, you

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<v Speaker 1>go in the other room, come out with nothing on

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<v Speaker 1>but the tool belt. You know what that's gonna do

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<v Speaker 1>for her Handyman's mandy Man. You're the new one in town,

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<v Speaker 1>guaranteed to get way more stroke than the check that

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<v Speaker 1>he got. Right, Well, I'll give you something that wrench

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<v Speaker 1>turner can Life coach with the wow, this took a

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<v Speaker 1>left turn the football question Life coach with the gust

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<v Speaker 1>bus leaving the station. Gus, Okay, I got it. What

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<v Speaker 1>chances do you see of UCF winning ten games in

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<v Speaker 1>the next ten years. I don't know about ten games

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<v Speaker 1>in that division, but uh, they got a way better

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<v Speaker 1>chance with Frosty and Milton combo than the gos buss.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah than that Gus calzone. Dude. Uh, I'm a fam

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<v Speaker 1>you fan myself?

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<v Speaker 2>What belt?

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<v Speaker 1>What mean?

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<v Speaker 2>What? That's that's Southern col guy like you is a.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a worldwide fellow. I'm all around. I see you

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<v Speaker 1>doing the wrap up symbol. I need wrapping her up.

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<v Speaker 2>I really need anybody watching those I did no such things. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I could do it if you want.

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<v Speaker 1>Me doing it underneath the table again, Life coach, Console, Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>Life coach. My husband and I moved to Florida and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm petrified of snakes. Any suggestions on what I should do.

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<v Speaker 1>You moved to Florida and you're afraid of snakes?

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<v Speaker 2>Move back?

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I know that's really not an option to

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<v Speaker 1>move back, you know, a realistic solution. But I'm gonna say, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>without sounding immature or perverted, I'm gonna say that you're right.

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<v Speaker 1>How do I word this? A fan of the penis

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<v Speaker 1>so when you see what you do, when you see

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<v Speaker 1>that black racer in the backyard, just picture a different

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<v Speaker 1>head on it. Okay, Yeah, oh wait, that could work

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<v Speaker 1>out really bad. Current husband and all of a sudden,

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<v Speaker 1>she's a new floor Indian super fan of the BBC. Huh,

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<v Speaker 1>I got the wrap up?

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<v Speaker 2>What you been drinking this morning?

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<v Speaker 1>I told you that ten for Tuesday. That's say, all right, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I guess maybe we'll see you this weekend. I'll see

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<v Speaker 1>out of Rockville if you're up in the presidential area.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll get to these other ones. I see a text

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<v Speaker 1>just came in hey els spelled out E L S

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<v Speaker 1>i E. Let's talk to text. I'm on a cow

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<v Speaker 1>life coach Elfie one creak up the jumper. There he goes,

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you, Linchin Taco on demand. Tell loady, I heard

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<v Speaker 1>you out