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Speaker 2: This is Orlando's rock station. We welcome in the world
Speaker 2: renowned life coach lc TV. I did get your text
Speaker 2: earlier and I did. I complied, uh shared with the
Speaker 2: listeners to please refer from this point forward to your
Speaker 2: means of uh oh, this of course get by chopper.
Speaker 2: Yeah as LC one. Now is the identifying uh mark?
Speaker 2: Has that been painted on there yet? Or yeah, it's painted.
Speaker 1: It's right next to this BWO stamp, likes big big sticker,
Speaker 1: a BWO logo, lots of letters and such and uh
Speaker 1: huh okay, it's just simple. It's LC one. How we
Speaker 1: done doing great? Glad you're here. I kind of need
Speaker 1: to use the head. They're remodeling the room across the
Speaker 1: hall where my greenroom is and where the bathroom is.
Speaker 1: You know, there's a bathroom in the green room for me,
Speaker 1: and with the remodeling and the beautiful paint job they're doing,
Speaker 1: I couldn't use the restroom before this segment.
Speaker 2: You're gonna be you think you can muster through?
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2: We are up on a Facebook live right now in
Speaker 2: our new state of the art camera system, which was
Speaker 2: in part financed by your corporation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I took care of business to appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Appreciate that.
Speaker 1: So read all the dames in your life have a
Speaker 1: have a good Mother's day.
Speaker 2: Yes, my, uh, my wife and mother and sister and okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: it was very good. I thank you, thank you for asking.
Speaker 1: Yeah, speaking of dames, man, there's gonna be quite a
Speaker 1: few amount of Rockville this weekend. Yeah, and with the
Speaker 1: hotter tempts than normal, I'm pretty sure the permitting is
Speaker 1: gonna go through. For uh, I'm gonna have Hunters set
Speaker 1: up in a booth selling some cooling Rea chillible ice packs.
Speaker 1: You could cool off whatever whatever area you want. You know,
Speaker 1: if you have the place where the heat thing is
Speaker 1: that you know, if you start, you know, like you
Speaker 1: put it on what is it called the back of
Speaker 1: your neck or your wrist. That's where if you're feeling heat,
Speaker 1: you should put it on there.
Speaker 2: That's surprising because we learned last year your attendance to
Speaker 2: Rockville you spend pretty much all of your time inside
Speaker 2: the five.
Speaker 1: And the President's suite. Yeah, I did, and I will
Speaker 1: this year. But it's a hunter that's going to be
Speaker 1: running the h He's going to be running the booth. Okay,
Speaker 1: keeping them busy. I told him, an you think special,
Speaker 1: you can buy it that booth. It's the chill able
Speaker 1: pouches to put on your no.
Speaker 2: No, I mean there's a code word for anything else
Speaker 2: you might be able to get.
Speaker 1: No. I already do. Let a hunter know that I'm
Speaker 1: definitely going to uh be monitoring the money so he's
Speaker 1: not skimming. Let's get right to these questions the listener's issues.
Speaker 2: LS.
Speaker 1: I like my neighbor. We get along well, but I
Speaker 1: can't stand that he keeps his boat in the front yard.
Speaker 1: I've gone fishing with the before. Get along, you know,
Speaker 1: kind of like the garage beers.
Speaker 2: Neighbor.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, have the garage, have a
Speaker 1: beer with him. But uh, he uses the boat every weekend,
Speaker 1: but then parts it right back in his front yard.
Speaker 1: What do you suggest I do without upsetting him? Uh,
Speaker 1: there's many ways to skin this cat. And please don't
Speaker 1: misunderstand me and skin his cat. That's not going to
Speaker 1: help out the neighbor neighborly relationship.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: If you guys get along you could simply ask him to,
Speaker 1: you know, move it, and then you just make sure
Speaker 1: him believe it. Blame it on the wife. Yeah. Oh,
Speaker 1: the wife asked me. You know how they are if
Speaker 1: you can move your boat out of the front yard,
Speaker 1: he says, that eye sore. I told her, Cana, that's it.
Speaker 1: That's what you do with any big decisions in life,
Speaker 1: you know, put it on someone else. Yeah, definitely. Oh
Speaker 1: do you want to buy this new upgraded dishwasher?
Speaker 2: I got out.
Speaker 1: I gotta ask the wife and then you just I've
Speaker 1: talked to the wife, can't do it because you're then
Speaker 1: you don't make a what's that kind of by call?
Speaker 2: And emotional impulse buy impulsive.
Speaker 1: By Yeah, you don't make one because you use the
Speaker 1: wife excuse.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Or you can go fishing with him, you know, and
Speaker 1: mention when you're out there that you really like his boat.
Speaker 1: You know, I like the design, the model, really love
Speaker 1: that you take me out on your boat. Yeah, but no,
Speaker 1: we're not getting into that.
Speaker 2: We're not.
Speaker 1: We're not Bunny holding the ordever you call a rabbit
Speaker 1: trail and that here's the deal, Bunny whole rabbit trailing.
Speaker 1: But I really like it and how much.
Speaker 2: You love it.
Speaker 1: You love the boat, and it'd be even better.
Speaker 2: If it wasn't stored in your front.
Speaker 1: F and yard. But that probably won't be good. So
Speaker 1: here's your best approach. You're ready, final straw. You go
Speaker 1: out of the boat with him, and then quote unquote
Speaker 1: leave something in it right Then the next day just
Speaker 1: follow me here. It's gonna get deep. Then the next
Speaker 1: day you go or you go golfing right on your own.
Speaker 1: Nothing to do with him, but you're going golfing. And
Speaker 1: I mentioned golf thing because when you call him up
Speaker 1: after your round of golf wearing those old school metal spikes,
Speaker 1: you say, hey, left my rod in your boat, need
Speaker 1: to come grab it. And then you get up in
Speaker 1: his boat with metal spikes on sailor and boat going
Speaker 1: down like the Titanic. No more frontyard mischief. Wow, a
Speaker 1: well thought out plan. But that's what the life coach
Speaker 1: does for your listeners.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised you didn't come up with some cockamamie idea, like,
Speaker 2: clearly you don't have a h o A. Maybe you
Speaker 2: should get one going. No, you don't want to start
Speaker 2: drop some rules?
Speaker 1: Is then the old the old guy in the neighborhood
Speaker 1: has nothing to do, is gonna come by and want
Speaker 1: to run it and need your help. Elsie, I hired
Speaker 1: a handyman last week. I'm sorry. I had hired a
Speaker 1: handy man last Saturday, and my wife had the balls
Speaker 1: to wow, my wife had the balls to accuse me
Speaker 1: of not being manly, and she did it on Mother's
Speaker 1: Day because I guess he hired the handyman on then
Speaker 1: she accused him of having no balls on Mother's Day.
Speaker 1: First off, I don't think your wife would be celebrating
Speaker 1: Mother's Day if she had the balls. As you say,
Speaker 1: you neanderthal. Actually in this day and age, I need
Speaker 1: to retract that she might have them. Anyway, all wives
Speaker 1: like husbands that have a combination of imagination correct masculinity
Speaker 1: mixed with some sex appeal kind of get them going.
Speaker 1: That's what keeps us together. So what you're gonna do
Speaker 1: is head to your hardware story of choice. You know
Speaker 1: you could be this one that one. Wherever you go,
Speaker 1: get yourself a handyman belt and in places screwdrivers, put
Speaker 1: in various tools like a brandchit screwdriver, electric charger or whatever.
Speaker 1: You're gonna have different toys and gels. So later that
Speaker 1: night when you pour a nice glass of wine, preferably
Speaker 1: you know, I could grape that's mad dog. Uh, you
Speaker 1: go in the other room, come out with nothing on
Speaker 1: but the tool belt. You know what that's gonna do
Speaker 1: for her Handyman's mandy Man. You're the new one in town,
Speaker 1: guaranteed to get way more stroke than the check that
Speaker 1: he got. Right, Well, I'll give you something that wrench
Speaker 1: turner can Life coach with the wow, this took a
Speaker 1: left turn the football question Life coach with the gust
Speaker 1: bus leaving the station. Gus, Okay, I got it. What
Speaker 1: chances do you see of UCF winning ten games in
Speaker 1: the next ten years. I don't know about ten games
Speaker 1: in that division, but uh, they got a way better
Speaker 1: chance with Frosty and Milton combo than the gos buss.
Speaker 1: Yeah than that Gus calzone. Dude. Uh, I'm a fam
Speaker 1: you fan myself?
Speaker 2: What belt?
Speaker 1: What mean?
Speaker 2: What? That's that's Southern col guy like you is a.
Speaker 1: I'm a worldwide fellow. I'm all around. I see you
Speaker 1: doing the wrap up symbol. I need wrapping her up.
Speaker 2: I really need anybody watching those I did no such things. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I could do it if you want.
Speaker 1: Me doing it underneath the table again, Life coach, Console, Sorry,
Speaker 1: Life coach. My husband and I moved to Florida and
Speaker 1: I'm petrified of snakes. Any suggestions on what I should do.
Speaker 1: You moved to Florida and you're afraid of snakes?
Speaker 2: Move back?
Speaker 1: I know, I know that's really not an option to
Speaker 1: move back, you know, a realistic solution. But I'm gonna say, Okay,
Speaker 1: without sounding immature or perverted, I'm gonna say that you're right.
Speaker 1: How do I word this? A fan of the penis
Speaker 1: so when you see what you do, when you see
Speaker 1: that black racer in the backyard, just picture a different
Speaker 1: head on it. Okay, Yeah, oh wait, that could work
Speaker 1: out really bad. Current husband and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: she's a new floor Indian super fan of the BBC. Huh,
Speaker 1: I got the wrap up?
Speaker 2: What you been drinking this morning?
Speaker 1: I told you that ten for Tuesday. That's say, all right, well,
Speaker 1: I guess maybe we'll see you this weekend. I'll see
Speaker 1: out of Rockville if you're up in the presidential area.
Speaker 1: I'll get to these other ones. I see a text
Speaker 1: just came in hey els spelled out E L S
Speaker 1: i E. Let's talk to text. I'm on a cow
Speaker 1: life coach Elfie one creak up the jumper. There he goes,
Speaker 1: Thank you, Linchin Taco on demand. Tell loady, I heard
Speaker 1: you out