Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go, let's go. Good morning, Miss is Ed McMahon.
Speaker 1: And now ladies and gentlemen's right right, come on.
Speaker 2: It's party baby, wakey, wakey, hands off, snakey rod Ryan
Speaker 2: show check it in. I'm bringing in my favorite guy.
Speaker 2: Yeh fyayy, wakey, wakey, hands off, snakey. Good morning, rod Ryan,
Speaker 2: show check it in on the last show of the year.
Speaker 1: Free Beer Friday.
Speaker 2: Thank you Specs for being on board with.
Speaker 1: Us all year long.
Speaker 2: We got beer for you straight up at six, seven,
Speaker 2: eight and nine Fresh shot in bed head to head
Speaker 2: Turnament of champions Well the last game of the year.
Speaker 2: Adam mccopp emailed me last night, emailed me about four
Speaker 2: o'clock this morning. I was up for both of them,
Speaker 2: oddly enough, taking on Killer Cody.
Speaker 1: It is the last game of the year.
Speaker 2: The two best players of twenty twenty four square off.
Speaker 2: Buzzfest tickets coming your way in home room, trans Tiberian
Speaker 2: Orchestra tickets at around seven, twenty Zoo Lights tickets in
Speaker 2: the eight o'clock hour.
Speaker 1: Open phones Friday.
Speaker 2: I mean what we will get to you know, we'll
Speaker 2: try to get to as many calls as we can.
Speaker 2: You know, we do our little on air Christmas party
Speaker 2: and our gift exchange and all that stuff is coming
Speaker 2: up in the nine o'clock hour. Ten percent chance of
Speaker 2: rain sunny today, hum.
Speaker 1: Around sixty eight. We'll get to the rest of the
Speaker 1: weekend coming up right now. Tessa has Houston's headlines.
Speaker 3: Republicans are trying to come up with a new plan
Speaker 3: to avoid a government shut down at the midnight deadline,
Speaker 3: I said, they're trying to come up with a plan
Speaker 3: to avoid a government shut down.
Speaker 1: This goverment home.
Speaker 4: Look time, baby, Okay.
Speaker 3: Dozens of Republicans joined Democrats last night and voting down
Speaker 3: a revised government funding bill that included a two year
Speaker 3: suspension of the limit that was demanded by President ELEC.
Speaker 1: Trump.
Speaker 3: After the vote failed, the House Speaker Mike Johnson told
Speaker 3: reporters that Republicans would regroup and come up with another solution.
Speaker 3: Tony Busby has made a name for himself by representing
Speaker 3: representing several of the alleged victims suing Diddy for sexual abuse,
Speaker 3: and now he's being sued for sexual misconduct. So there's
Speaker 3: a Jane Doe who says Buzzby did the deed with
Speaker 3: her without disclosing that he had an STD and he
Speaker 3: admitted to her that he knew he had it beforehand.
Speaker 4: So that's what's accused.
Speaker 3: Tony Busby meanwhile not having any of it, saying that
Speaker 3: investigators from New York have called many of their firms
Speaker 3: of his firm's current and former clients, and that they are.
Speaker 4: Attempting to bribe them.
Speaker 3: He has like a portion of a transcript from a
Speaker 3: client that he says, tape the call. All Right, the
Speaker 3: most dangerous day of the month to be out on
Speaker 3: the roads is Monday, December twenty third, because there's a
Speaker 3: ton of distracted drivers out there.
Speaker 4: So people just want to remind everyone, like there's no storm.
Speaker 3: Weather could make that worse, but there are a ton
Speaker 3: of busy, distracted drivers that are out on their errands
Speaker 3: trying to wrap everything up before Christmas. People magazine released
Speaker 3: a list the greatest Christmas movie villains. It's actually topped
Speaker 3: by mister Potter and It's a Wonderful Life, and then
Speaker 3: it's followed by Oogie Boogie from the Nightmare before Christmas
Speaker 3: and then Bully Scott Farcas in a Christmas Story.
Speaker 4: The Grinch at number eight, all the way.
Speaker 1: Down at number eight because he turned around. He became
Speaker 1: a good guy at the end. And Max. Yeah Max
Speaker 1: was always good. Yeah, because he has Max, You're like, boy,
Speaker 1: can't be that bad, right, Everyone kind of relates.
Speaker 2: To the Grange, the guy that plays Potter in that original.
Speaker 2: It's a wonderful life. That's Drew Barrymore's great grandfather.
Speaker 5: I didn't know that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a fun fact.
Speaker 3: Okay, still music day, but I want you guys to
Speaker 3: know that. Tomm Eely's wife, Britney Furlin, says she hosts
Speaker 3: a podcast and daring it. She was just saying how
Speaker 3: like she is like OCD like her is like a
Speaker 3: museum and people expect Tommy Lee to be so dirty,
Speaker 3: but she's like, besides only showering once a week, he's
Speaker 3: actually very neat. And she says he's so handsome that
Speaker 3: he doesn't give her the egg.
Speaker 1: Those are Houston's head puts Tommie showers once a week.
Speaker 1: It's gross.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's pretty mch She's it's a European thing.
Speaker 3: She says, he's not here, don't worry about he was
Speaker 3: born in Greece.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's an LA guy. He's been here long enough.
Speaker 2: He has assimilated to what we do here. Ah love
Speaker 2: Tommy Lee. He told me back then. He told me
Speaker 2: back at the day interview, he said he loves the vacuum.
Speaker 2: I said, for real, I go, is this just like
Speaker 2: you're trying to be like one of us and goes no, for.
Speaker 1: Real, dude, for real, dude, I love I love the vacuum.
Speaker 1: I'm like, all right, I believe you.
Speaker 6: On Thursday Night football, the Chargers came back to beat
Speaker 6: the Broncos thirty four to twenty seven. Texans dirty back
Speaker 6: in action. Tomorrow they're gonna play the Chiefs on the road.
Speaker 6: They're three and a half point underdogs coming into this game.
Speaker 6: Kickoff is at noon. You can watch it on NBC.
Speaker 6: In college football, last night, Sam Houston beat Georgia Southern
Speaker 6: thirty one to twenty six in the New Orleans Bowl.
Speaker 6: It's the first bowl win in Sam Houston history. The
Speaker 6: college ball playoff is gonna begin tonight. Number seven Notre
Speaker 6: Dame takes on tenth ranked Indiana. That'll kick off at seven.
Speaker 6: Then tomorrow we have Penn State and SMU kicking things
Speaker 6: off at eleven. At three, it's ut taking on Clemson,
Speaker 6: and at seven, Ohio State is gonna play Tennessee. You
Speaker 6: can watch all of those games on ABC and T
Speaker 6: and T and basketball Rockets got to win last night.
Speaker 1: They beat the Pelicans one thirty three to one thirteen.
Speaker 6: Jalen Green had thirty one points in the night's lead
Speaker 6: all players and scoring.
Speaker 1: That is what's going on in sports. Okay, well let's go.
Speaker 1: Let's go four hours of pain.
Speaker 2: Maybe we'll take something to numb the pain in the
Speaker 2: nine o'clock hour. Not till nine, I wasn't playing.
Speaker 1: No, I see you looking at me. I wasn't even playing.
Speaker 1: People like, oh, increase, you're drinking. No, I have a
Speaker 1: lot of work. All right, let's go.
Speaker 2: You can start drinking any time. As a matter of fact,
Speaker 2: I got a case of beer for you.
Speaker 1: Case of beer.
Speaker 2: Number one coming up. That'll be our first phone call today.
Speaker 2: Last show of the year, the most interactive show.
Speaker 1: On the radio, starts right now. Here we go, Here
Speaker 1: we go.
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Speaker 2: By Ryan right right, right, right right, Good morning, what
Speaker 2: what what?
Speaker 1: Good morning?
Speaker 2: Hi, good morning brod Ryan's Show. Hello, Yes, what who's
Speaker 2: on the phone here, Kelly? How are you today?
Speaker 8: I'm doing well.
Speaker 1: It's the last free beer Friday of the year.
Speaker 9: Yeah, pretty excited, that's me.
Speaker 1: If it's you. If it's you, you don't know. You
Speaker 1: don't know, dude, Els wants to do torture ten with
Speaker 1: every single caller that comes in here right now?
Speaker 5: Bill?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, so you might be callingnumber one. I don't know.
Speaker 1: You might have a funny drop for you know your
Speaker 1: color ten?
Speaker 8: Dude?
Speaker 1: Congrats?
Speaker 2: Oh right, all right, you said it was Tony, right, yes,
Speaker 2: all right, Tony you got the first of the last
Speaker 2: four cases for twenty twenty four thanks to our friends
Speaker 2: over at Specks.
Speaker 1: Where are you from, Tony? Par Lands Hairland? On the
Speaker 1: beer board? What's your work schedule look like? Moving forward?
Speaker 8: Work every day? Is that for Christmas? Eve and Christmas?
Speaker 1: What about New Year's Day? Are you off on that day?
Speaker 8: Yeah? I'm off on the today.
Speaker 1: Okay. What do you do?
Speaker 10: I do sales, sales, the restaurants and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, restaurants are open, dude, I get it.
Speaker 1: Is it like a Benny Keith. Is it a Cisco
Speaker 1: or is it something like that? Yeah, I have a
Speaker 1: been Betty Keith.
Speaker 2: Okay, good, Okay, Well listen, Tony, have a wonderful Christmas.
Speaker 2: It sounds like you're working a lot. I hope you
Speaker 2: get a little bit of time to.
Speaker 1: Kill and chill out a little bit. This case of
Speaker 1: beer is for you, man. Thank you for listening. All right,
Speaker 1: all right, thank you so much.
Speaker 9: I appreciate the show.
Speaker 1: I appreciate you, Tony. I appreciate you. A lot of
Speaker 1: people got to work. This was our last show.
Speaker 2: We spent like the last three days recording a ton
Speaker 2: of stuff.
Speaker 1: Alex, What time did you get out of here yesterday?
Speaker 1: About two? Okay, that's not too bad. That's not too bad.
Speaker 1: I mean, but kind of got four s out of
Speaker 1: my room and I had to do some other stuff.
Speaker 1: But that's other places I'm screwing around at all.
Speaker 2: That's four hours after the four hour show. You here
Speaker 2: two hours before the show. That's four hours of solid
Speaker 2: just trying to load things in. Everybody sending recordings, commercials, everything.
Speaker 6: I had to go out and I had my linkor
Speaker 6: story on yesterday and I had to find wrapping stuff
Speaker 6: for yesterday.
Speaker 1: I did not wrap any packages. My life did, but
Speaker 1: I had to get all this class all right, Well,
Speaker 1: we got a lot to do today. On the show,
Speaker 1: I'm not I don't hate the idea.
Speaker 2: Michelle Hank called Michelle former intern Michelle. She said, listen,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of people that are gonna want to say,
Speaker 2: you know something nice. Say second, get their goodbye in
Speaker 2: for Tessa. Open phones Friday. There's like what three people
Speaker 2: maybe make it in on the last Friday of the year. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean cause half of it's a party.
Speaker 1: Half of it we're drinking.
Speaker 8: Half of it.
Speaker 2: We're kind of telling stories and doing our thing. I
Speaker 2: wouldn't mind opening up phones maybe in the eight o'clock hour.
Speaker 1: Are you crazy? I thought about it. Are you insane?
Speaker 1: Just because I think that there's not much there's nobody
Speaker 1: can get through in that in that nine o'clock hour.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm thinking about it. I like the
Speaker 1: I thought, Michelle, I thought that was a pretty good idea.
Speaker 2: Let's take Michelle, Let's take a look outside sunny skies today.
Speaker 2: Ten percent chance of rain hide today of around sixty
Speaker 2: eight Tomorrow, sunny, sixty Sunday, mostly cloudy, highs of around
Speaker 2: sixty five, so low chances of rain, so it's not
Speaker 2: a wash out.
Speaker 1: This weekend. You got some outdoor activities.
Speaker 2: What about this matchup the fresh up bet Head? You
Speaker 2: had Tournament of Champions, last game of the year. Planet
Speaker 2: Fitness sponsored all year long, giving me a thousand dollars
Speaker 2: when your membership and some Planet Fitness some wag Adam
Speaker 2: the Cop and Killer Cody. What time didn't Adam? Adam
Speaker 2: emailed me last night had to be about eight eight
Speaker 2: to thirty. Why was I on my computer at eight
Speaker 2: eight thirty? I don't know, because I'm a psycho. And
Speaker 2: then he emailed me again at like four o'clock this morning.
Speaker 2: The one they call Tim emails in I don't care
Speaker 2: where I'm at on the road, I'm pulling over to
Speaker 2: listen to this game.
Speaker 1: Both players have been on fire.
Speaker 2: Have a great day. The one they call Tim. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Tim loves this game. Tim loves this game. Tim's been
Speaker 2: in this crazy game for a long long time. I
Speaker 2: think it's going to be awesome. Anybody want to make
Speaker 2: a prediction?
Speaker 1: Prediction? Nobody.
Speaker 2: Everybody's been very quiet about predictions in this tournament. Anybody
Speaker 2: want to say anything about who is going to.
Speaker 1: Win this thing?
Speaker 4: Just let a play out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, nobody.
Speaker 6: I don't make anybody mad and pick against it. Do
Speaker 6: you have a prediction, Yeah, prediction boy. I think both
Speaker 6: players have been awesome.
Speaker 1: I think Adam was so amped up to play the goat.
Speaker 1: I'm questioning what's in the tank. I'm questioning what's in
Speaker 1: the tank? What do you email you last night?
Speaker 4: Private?
Speaker 2: No, let me look because I have to look at
Speaker 2: what I sent him.
Speaker 1: Do do do? Adam? Seven o'clock? Are we sure today.
Speaker 2: Wasn't the championship game? You mean to tell me? I
Speaker 2: gotta do that again tomorrow. L L breathe, breathe, cool, calm, collected, fast,
Speaker 2: finally taking it all.
Speaker 1: Let's go. Good questions please.
Speaker 4: He's I mean, he's still asking. Okay, you're in the.
Speaker 1: Champ dude, it's an animal.
Speaker 4: I think your question would be pretty great.
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be I think it's gonna be
Speaker 1: an awesome game. All right, let me take a short break.
Speaker 1: Let me come back in a rec check for you.
Speaker 2: We'll find out what's trending, and then we'll get set
Speaker 2: up for the game that we've been waiting for all year.
Speaker 1: Inspired by the true story of Bob Dylan, Bobby, Who
Speaker 1: do you want to be? Where they want to be?
Speaker 1: A complete unknown Homely Peter's Christmas Day? Hey four or
Speaker 1: five the Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're getting things set up here for the final
Speaker 2: game of the year.
Speaker 1: Freshout of Man hits your head.
Speaker 2: Ten percent chance of rain, nothing over today, Tomorrow, Sunday.
Speaker 2: That's your weekend, nothing over a ten percent chance of
Speaker 2: rain today, sunny high of sixty eight, about fifty out
Speaker 2: there right now, Tessa, what's trending?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 3: Okay, So the number one search on Google is Guy Gardner,
Speaker 3: who is the Green Lantern. He's a superhero that everyone
Speaker 3: saw in the Superman trailer which just dropped. So the
Speaker 3: Superman trailer making the rounds. Everyone's just kind of commenting
Speaker 3: on it. But yeah, the thing that everyone pulled away
Speaker 3: from it was the amount of characters that were being
Speaker 3: introduced to, so like Green Lantern. I think hot Girl
Speaker 3: is in there. Yeah, So Superman trailer number one trend
Speaker 3: on Google. Another thing that's trending is a really is
Speaker 3: a super rare NFL play? There was a free kick
Speaker 3: for three points, and I guess a free kick is
Speaker 3: when that's another thing that people are googling. So this
Speaker 3: free kick for three points, Alex, I'm glad you're here.
Speaker 4: You can you can at.
Speaker 6: The end of the half you either get an untimed
Speaker 6: down or you can do a like a free kick.
Speaker 3: If a player on the other team calls a fair
Speaker 3: catch and.
Speaker 4: It's in a position where you can maybe kick a
Speaker 4: field goal.
Speaker 3: Okay, So it's worth three points, and I believe camera
Speaker 3: Dicker hit it for fifty seven yards for the Charger.
Speaker 4: It's the first free.
Speaker 3: Kick field goal since nineteen seventy six, which were pretty.
Speaker 1: Interesting also by the Charger.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, also by the Chargers. Good stuff.
Speaker 3: And then a big lot stort is closing is a
Speaker 3: top search. I guess big lots will start holding going
Speaker 3: out of business sales at the remaining locations, according to
Speaker 3: a Fox Business.
Speaker 4: So those are the things that are trending.
Speaker 3: On eighty four five, the buds all right, we're ready
Speaker 3: to go here?
Speaker 1: We sure?
Speaker 11: Are we ready to go off?
Speaker 4: Almost so ready?
Speaker 1: Okay, wait a mate, let me ask you the wrong.
Speaker 1: Are we ready to go here? Yes?
Speaker 8: Okay?
Speaker 1: Who's playing today?
Speaker 12: Good morning everybody.
Speaker 9: It's Killer Tody punching his ticket to the last game
Speaker 9: of the year, and this first time Hall of famers
Speaker 9: said it to be the best, you have to beat
Speaker 9: the best.
Speaker 1: So you know who I'm looking forward to on Friday.
Speaker 1: Either way, it's the year the first time or baby,
Speaker 1: and this killer is gonna take it all.
Speaker 9: In twenty twenty.
Speaker 2: Four, he showed no respect to Adam the Cock, said
Speaker 2: he wanted the goat in this game.
Speaker 1: Adam the Cop took him out and everybody, this.
Speaker 12: Is Adam the Cop.
Speaker 10: That's right, Adam the Cop.
Speaker 1: But did be into the final game of the year.
Speaker 1: That's taking out got the coat? That's the shot.
Speaker 8: That's what I just did.
Speaker 1: I hope you hurt that, Cody, because I'm.
Speaker 12: Coming for you.
Speaker 10: May join us tomorrow Saturday for the last show of
Speaker 10: the year.
Speaker 9: Last game of the year, last of tensis.
Speaker 10: Questions were Gudy done and I'm winning it all?
Speaker 8: Bitches?
Speaker 1: Did he talk that beast? I cut out some silence
Speaker 1: in all right, I'm like, wow, I don't remember. I mean,
Speaker 1: I know he was amped up after that game.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, can he keep that momentum going? Does he
Speaker 2: have any left in the tank after that game? Did
Speaker 2: he play his best game yesterday? Both guys have to
Speaker 2: play their absolute best game. In three and a half minutes,
Speaker 2: we will crown or we will find out who's going
Speaker 2: to be the year long champion.
Speaker 11: You were listening to The Rod Ryan Show on ninety
Speaker 11: four five The.
Speaker 1: Buzz ninety four five The Buzz. Good morning, rod Ryan's Show.
Speaker 1: All right, I got some nice up to Papa Roach
Speaker 1: to get into the game. Good morning.
Speaker 2: I hope you're off to a great start to your day.
Speaker 2: Welcome aboard Free Beer Friday. One case of beer down, three.
Speaker 1: More to go.
Speaker 2: Specs, thank you so much for being a great sponsor
Speaker 2: of Free Beer Friday all year.
Speaker 1: I understand that they're coming back next year, so that
Speaker 1: is great news. Did to have them on board.
Speaker 2: Can't do these things without having just unbelievable sponsors, you know,
Speaker 2: so beer straight up at seven, eight and nine. Not
Speaker 2: sure what we're gonna do if we're gonna morph into
Speaker 2: open phones a little early today.
Speaker 1: I just said, we're not sure, do it right? I'm sorry?
Speaker 1: Did you have a meeting that I.
Speaker 4: Wasn't in the union? Overalls?
Speaker 2: Okay, Sunny's guys today, ten percent chance of rain hive
Speaker 2: sixty eight.
Speaker 1: What do you guys want to do? Play a damn game.
Speaker 1: And now it's time for the fresh out of bed
Speaker 1: head to head challenge.
Speaker 11: Listeners to your corners, then.
Speaker 1: Let's go.
Speaker 2: First time Hall of Famer, he said he's going to
Speaker 2: be a killer in the tournament. Not everybody that says
Speaker 2: it shows it. He said it, and he's done it
Speaker 2: ever since. He took out Sean back to back Seawan's.
Speaker 2: He took out Sean, then he took out Sean Connery,
Speaker 2: then he took out the Birdman.
Speaker 1: I mean, just destroying people.
Speaker 2: It was a wake of dead behind Cody Killer Cody,
Speaker 2: good morning, how are you today?
Speaker 1: I am doing wonderful. Okay, I'm ready to add one
Speaker 1: more to the pile, one more. I try to get
Speaker 1: people to go with that whole Killers thing, and you
Speaker 1: really took it and ran with it.
Speaker 8: Bro.
Speaker 1: It's been fun. I think there's a.
Speaker 2: Lot of people that are enjoying, like a first timer,
Speaker 2: first time Hall of Famer making it to the last game.
Speaker 2: Seeing that you look at some of those huge names
Speaker 2: that have been in the tournament. Oh, you're taking on
Speaker 2: a huge name, Adam the Cop.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning, brother, Rode. Big year for you, Bro,
Speaker 1: big year for you. In the Rod Ryan Show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody usually want to be worst players in the tournament.
Speaker 2: But I'm telling you you had the roughest ride to
Speaker 2: get here.
Speaker 1: You are road tough for sure.
Speaker 2: The people that you had to beat Sammy see you
Speaker 2: took on White Rodney, then Abby and then the Goat.
Speaker 2: Earlier this week, I was questioning if you if you
Speaker 2: just used up everything you had to beat the Goat,
Speaker 2: questioning if you have anything left for this last.
Speaker 12: Game We're about to find out. I know Cody's gonna
Speaker 12: be tough.
Speaker 1: You think great.
Speaker 8: All year, all.
Speaker 9: Five of his games to get in the Hall of
Speaker 9: Fame was a killer.
Speaker 13: I mean, he was unstoppable.
Speaker 14: He I was like, he killed Abby in his first game.
Speaker 9: I was like, what is this guy doing?
Speaker 14: Like this guy killing Mavy and just one after another
Speaker 14: after another, just on fire.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this guy's gonna be a threat in the
Speaker 1: tournament and keep here at the final.
Speaker 2: Wow, he knows what he did during the year. He's
Speaker 2: been doing the scouting report. Okay, he's watched the film,
Speaker 2: he's listened.
Speaker 1: To the tape.
Speaker 2: Okay, boys, listen, It's been an awesome year. I want
Speaker 2: to thank Planet Fitness for coming on board and being
Speaker 2: our great sponsor this year. Thank you to everybody that
Speaker 2: has played this year. We just need to do it.
Speaker 2: We had a little bit of everything in this tournament
Speaker 2: this year. Guys in the studio, please you're listening for Cody.
Speaker 2: You're listening for Adam. Adam has been cutting in with Adam.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what he says when he says
Speaker 2: his name. It's the fastest Adam I've ever heard. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so it's fast, Cody Adam, good luck. Question number one,
Speaker 2: what do you need to cut wrapping paper?
Speaker 1: Adam? Adam scissors and also beats paper in row sham bow.
Speaker 1: Correct answer. Adam got him first.
Speaker 9: Cody was load.
Speaker 1: It was quick, it was close. Adam got through first.
Speaker 2: Question number two Cody Adam. What object in space? Totally
Speaker 2: Cody Son No, Adam the cop What object in space?
Speaker 2: Twinkle twinkles? According to a nursery rhyme, little star.
Speaker 9: That's it.
Speaker 5: That's it.
Speaker 9: Great game, but I got to give it.
Speaker 1: You got caught speeding by the cop.
Speaker 2: Come on, wow, Cody being behind on that first question,
Speaker 2: you knew you had to jump in early on the
Speaker 2: second one.
Speaker 1: That's how you had to play the game.
Speaker 2: You just didn't have enough. You just didn't have enough
Speaker 2: question there. I don't know if the word twinkle. If
Speaker 2: the word twinkle was in there, I think you would
Speaker 2: have got it. I really do. I just I think
Speaker 2: I got out the tea in the first twinkle. It
Speaker 2: just wasn't enough. Son was a great guess.
Speaker 1: Some was a great guest. Dude, you played great all
Speaker 1: year long. Man, Thank you, ro thank you, thank you. Dude.
Speaker 1: You are a killer.
Speaker 8: Come back next year.
Speaker 1: Out of the top finally, five time Hall of Famer.
Speaker 14: Five time, five times of full brutal times in the tournament.
Speaker 1: I've probably got a dude beating the goat to get here. Yeah.
Speaker 9: I think that's what kept me up all night tonight.
Speaker 1: I emailed you at four. I've been up since two,
Speaker 1: same like, how do you beat the goat? And you
Speaker 1: can't drop them?
Speaker 10: You can't drop the ball against Cody, but he's been
Speaker 10: on fire, and I'm like, it's another game.
Speaker 8: It's another game. It's another game.
Speaker 1: Four hours later, we're like finally calling me, like, come on.
Speaker 2: Thank you to everyone that has played this year. It's
Speaker 2: been so fun. You just scored yourself one thousand dollars
Speaker 2: cash in a year membership with all the swag from
Speaker 2: Planet Fitness.
Speaker 1: Dude, congratulations man, great run, great run, Thank you guys,
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Did you get in the Hall of Fame on your
Speaker 2: first time this year? You got through and you made
Speaker 2: it five? Or did it take a couple of times?
Speaker 2: I don't remember.
Speaker 1: It took it took my second came my very first game.
Speaker 13: I played Ron Connery and Beetle and.
Speaker 15: I just struck the ball against big Louong games too
Speaker 15: to get my.
Speaker 8: Very first ever one pump chump.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and then it lit.
Speaker 8: The street for the longest streak, the one pump chump.
Speaker 9: So I think we had what like fourteen in a row.
Speaker 16: Was something much, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know, it was wrong.
Speaker 2: That's why we didn't have as many Hall of Famers
Speaker 2: because of all the it with the year of the
Speaker 2: one pump chumps for sure, for sure, dude. Definitely congratulations Adam,
Speaker 2: well done.
Speaker 1: Can't wait to hear the victory speech.
Speaker 2: Enjoy the money, enjoy the working out, dude, stay safe
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 1: You're the best player of the year.
Speaker 15: Or we'll do it.
Speaker 2: Thank you, guys, Adam A coop everyone. It wasn't an
Speaker 2: easy run, that's for sure. We'll hear his victory speech next.
Speaker 1: Ninety four, five The Buzz ninety four or five The Buzz,
Speaker 1: Good morning, rod Ryan Show, three doors down.
Speaker 2: When I'm gone free beer Friday, we'll have another case
Speaker 2: of beer coming up.
Speaker 1: Straight up at seven o'clock.
Speaker 2: We got ourselves a brand new twenty twenty four year
Speaker 2: long champion, a fresh out of.
Speaker 1: Bed head to head chalt Ange.
Speaker 11: Here's your current champion.
Speaker 2: And as always, he just goes it alone.
Speaker 13: Good morning, everybody.
Speaker 8: Listen, Adam, take this slf to top.
Speaker 1: And I'm here, fresh.
Speaker 10: Out of bed, heads ahead, twenty twenty four champions.
Speaker 2: It took along.
Speaker 1: It took a long way to get here. Five pounds
Speaker 1: in the Hall of Fame.
Speaker 10: I'm finally winning a game in the tournament and I
Speaker 10: take it over for the first time. Coming back next year,
Speaker 10: twenty twenty five, and you're gonna have your first ever
Speaker 10: back to beck two time champion. That's right, Corey, are
Speaker 10: your two times, but I'm coming in first time back
Speaker 10: to back.
Speaker 1: Watch out for me next year. Merry Christmas and Happy
Speaker 1: New Year. I told him, I said, I can't give
Speaker 1: you lines.
Speaker 2: You have to do it yourself. I might make them,
Speaker 2: everybody do them. I might make everybody do their own
Speaker 2: victory speeches. No, Abby would hate that. Abby will not
Speaker 2: go for that.
Speaker 1: She hates. She hates when I give her lines.
Speaker 2: All right, congratulations man, thank you once again to our
Speaker 2: friends over at Planet Fitness for another great year. I
Speaker 2: don't know who's coming back to sponsor, but you know what,
Speaker 2: I'm inviting Planet Fitness. I'd love for you to come
Speaker 2: back and sponsor again. He's gonna love that year membership
Speaker 2: in the one thousand dollars cash. All right, guys, we
Speaker 2: have other things we got to do today.
Speaker 1: Fuck that to the day. We make you look smart
Speaker 1: in everybody.
Speaker 11: It's the fuck to.
Speaker 5: The day.
Speaker 2: And bold prediction by Adam. It's gonna win the whole
Speaker 2: thing next year.
Speaker 11: I love that.
Speaker 2: It's like, yeah, okay, there's a couple of guys that
Speaker 2: have won it before twice, but nobody's ever wanted two times.
Speaker 5: Back to back.
Speaker 1: It's a tall order. Yo, hol Yo Rodney, good morning,
Speaker 1: the other white Ridney, the other white Rodney. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 1: the other white meat.
Speaker 8: Uh.
Speaker 1: Hostess.
Speaker 2: They made potato chips with orange, cherry and grape flavors
Speaker 2: in the nineteen seventies. It's a good chance you never
Speaker 2: saw them they unleashed them to those Canadians and uh
Speaker 2: and they failed miserably.
Speaker 1: I can see why. I don't want sweetness mixed in
Speaker 1: with my chips. Okay, if you want to put a
Speaker 1: little sweetness on nuts, that's fine.
Speaker 2: I don't want sweetness on my chips. I just don't
Speaker 2: I want them. I don't want to want sweet I
Speaker 2: don't like. Yeah, of course I want sweetness on my nuts.
Speaker 2: That's bad, but I don't want any. I don't want
Speaker 2: candy and chips mixed together. I like the separation there,
Speaker 2: love chips. The Twelve Days of Chris Miss starts on
Speaker 2: Christmas Day, ends on January five, that is fo.
Speaker 1: Who thought it was the days leading up to Christmas?
Speaker 1: I did too, Hell, I thought so. Yeah, starts on Christmas,
Speaker 1: so you get the wow first partridge in a pear tree.
Speaker 1: You get that for the first day. Yeah, you know it.
Speaker 1: Three French hens.
Speaker 2: Finally, before he sings the whole thing, unless you want
Speaker 2: to sing the whole thing, please go ahead.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, the guy almost started singing a little
Speaker 1: singing for you later on the show. Really okay, wow, wow, glad.
Speaker 1: I woke up this morning.
Speaker 2: The first ever text message was sent on December third,
Speaker 2: nineteen ninety two, the message Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1: That's neat my first text text message ever when I
Speaker 1: moved here two thousand and four. It's the fuck that's
Speaker 1: in the day. We make you look smart in fun
Speaker 1: of your buddies.
Speaker 11: It's the Fuck's the day?
Speaker 1: Whatever no ki I was using back in the day.
Speaker 2: It had some little mailbox looking thing, a little envelope.
Speaker 1: I didn't know what it was. I didn't know what
Speaker 1: it was.
Speaker 2: It was on there for about a month. Somebody had
Speaker 2: sent me a text message.
Speaker 1: All right, he'll get back to you. Sorry. I don't
Speaker 1: know what texting is. What are you giving away?
Speaker 3: I've got a pair of tickets to buzz Best. I
Speaker 3: made twenty fourth with the Civilian Tabelle Marylyn manson Block Too.
Speaker 4: Where pod Evan's blue and sleep theory.
Speaker 1: It's your fun.
Speaker 2: What what candies got their name from? The German word
Speaker 2: fefferments seven one three, two, one two, five nine four five.
Speaker 1: It's now time for rock out with your stock out
Speaker 1: with Captain Cash. Dude, you should sing that. One should
Speaker 1: sing that next year it's no time for rock up.
Speaker 1: Wait you stuck out? Oh that would be great. What
Speaker 1: you got over that it would be awesome. This is
Speaker 1: just trying to get him the same, all right, what
Speaker 1: do you got? It was a mixed down Wall Street yesterday.
Speaker 17: The die was up fifteen points to four forty two thousand,
Speaker 17: three hundred and forty two NASDAK down twenty to nineteen thousand,
Speaker 17: three hundred and seventy two bench mark ten year Treasury.
Speaker 17: It's trading at a four point five four percent and
Speaker 17: oil stance at sixty eight dollars fifty four cents of
Speaker 17: barrel to the most actives the big studs Boeing, Amex
Speaker 17: and IBM, the big duds, Home Depot, United Health and Chevron.
Speaker 17: On the economic calendar this morning will get numbers on
Speaker 17: personal income also spending for November. Right now, futures who
Speaker 17: are not looking good are on the downside. Come on,
Speaker 17: Les's turn this baby around. That's it matter. This is
Speaker 17: Highland Menature Director with Ryan James Putty for the Rod
Speaker 17: Round Show from Ramy James on Sam Felipe and Augusta
Speaker 17: and Dot Forget toys, Rock out your stockout.
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Speaker 5: We'll continue.
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Speaker 2: Ninety four to five The buzz Welcome back, rod Ryan,
Speaker 2: show your Brian.
Speaker 1: You there, yeah, hy, Brian, welcome to the show.
Speaker 2: These candies got their name for the German word ffer mints.
Speaker 1: What is the candies we're talking about? I'm thinking heppermint, Dude.
Speaker 1: I don't have time for this. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 1: You gotta be kidding me.
Speaker 2: I couldn't be later right now, Edward, Edward, good morning,
Speaker 2: good morning.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: These candies got their name for the German word feffer mints,
Speaker 2: penz pens.
Speaker 4: Thank you, Oh god, I'm so late, rod so greef.
Speaker 1: Hey you compare tickets to Buzzfest.
Speaker 4: Thank you met me with you, dude. I'm going to
Speaker 4: miss you.
Speaker 1: I love you. Congratulations Bro, and Brian. You too Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1: I yes, Jesus Christ. Ten percent chance of range sunny
Speaker 1: high of sixty eight today. I'm thinking I'm taking it.
Speaker 2: It's time for Houston's headlines. Please, Okay, let's do it.
Speaker 4: Republicans are trying to come up with a new plan.
Speaker 3: To avoid a government shutdown at the midnight deadline. Okay,
Speaker 3: so we'll be talking about that this morning. Also, Tony
Speaker 3: Busby has made a name for himself by representing several
Speaker 3: of the alleged victims suing Diddy. But now an unidentified
Speaker 3: Jame Doe says Busby did the deed with her while
Speaker 3: he knew he had NSTD. Well, Tony Busby is not
Speaker 3: having any of these accusations. He says investigators New York
Speaker 3: and New York are committing crimes in order to tape
Speaker 3: phone calls and record their conversations to kind of catch
Speaker 3: them in a bind.
Speaker 1: A huge holiday poll.
Speaker 3: Looked at the various activities we've got planned this month.
Speaker 3: Here's what Americans are doing for the holidays. Eighty six
Speaker 3: percent of us will celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, or another winter holiday.
Speaker 3: Eighty seven percent of people will be putting up some
Speaker 3: sort of decorations, Seventy five percent will listen to Christmas music,
Speaker 3: and they'll also watch at least one holiday movie. This year,
Speaker 3: seventy percent of people planned to go look at lights.
Speaker 3: Nicki Glazer is more than just a casual Taylor Swift fan.
Speaker 3: She went to twenty two of Taylor's Era's tour shows
Speaker 3: and spent close to one hundred grand on travel expenses
Speaker 3: and tickets.
Speaker 4: She justifies the spending because she doesn't have kids. She's
Speaker 4: also sober.
Speaker 3: People are like, you know, when I go to Taylor
Speaker 3: Swift shows, people are like, how dare you spend that money?
Speaker 3: But She's like, I don't have kids. I've spent this
Speaker 3: on me.
Speaker 1: What's the problem.
Speaker 4: What's the problem.
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who's giving her a hard time?
Speaker 3: People say it's like over indulging that that she's flaunting
Speaker 3: her wealth.
Speaker 4: People online kind of go after her.
Speaker 1: U just roast them, NICKI just roast them. You're the
Speaker 1: best at that.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 3: A report from Business Insider titled how rich Musicians build
Speaker 3: American taxpayers for luxury hotels, shopping sprees, and million dollar
Speaker 3: bonuses has some familiar names in it, among acts like
Speaker 3: Lil Wayne and Chris Brown. The report looks at pandemic
Speaker 3: relief spending by Alison Chains and Shine Down. According to
Speaker 3: the report, the three members of Allison Chains got grant money.
Speaker 3: Singer guitarist Jerry Cantrell received one point four million in
Speaker 3: twenty twenty two, The drummer got the same amount, and
Speaker 3: the bat and the bass player received six hundred and
Speaker 3: eighty two k Shinedown reportedly got a total of eight
Speaker 3: point three million. This probably isn't the last role here
Speaker 3: of this story. Those are Houston headlines.
Speaker 1: What you got over.
Speaker 6: There On Thursday night football, The Chargers came back to
Speaker 6: beat the Broncos thirty four to twenty seven.
Speaker 1: The Texans are gonna be back in action tomorrow.
Speaker 6: They're gonna play the Chiefs on the road. Kickoff for
Speaker 6: that game is at noon. You can watch it on NBC.
Speaker 6: In college football, last night, Sam Houston beat Georgia Southern
Speaker 6: thirty one to twenty six in the New Orleans Bowl.
Speaker 6: College football playoff is going to begin tonight with number
Speaker 6: seven Notre Dame taking on ten thranked Indiana.
Speaker 1: That'll kick off at seven.
Speaker 6: Then tomorrow at eleven, Penn State's gonna host SMU. At three,
Speaker 6: UT takes on Clemson and at seven, Ohio State plays Tennessee.
Speaker 6: You can watch all of those games on ABC and
Speaker 6: T and T. And in basketball, Rockets got another win
Speaker 6: last night. They beat the Pelicans one thirty three to
Speaker 6: one thirteen. Jalen Green had thirty one points and the
Speaker 6: night to lead all players and scoring.
Speaker 1: That is that's going on in sports. Okay, thank you
Speaker 1: very much.
Speaker 2: Another case of beer coming your way. Trans Siberian Orchestra
Speaker 2: tickets next hour.
Speaker 1: Come on the Rod Ryan Morning Show six to ten am.
Speaker 1: The bus Bam Friday.
Speaker 7: You've got a free Bam Friday. You got a free
Speaker 7: Bam Friday. You got a free Bam Friday. Free Bam Friday.
Speaker 7: And right were Bam Friday, and right were Bam Friday
Speaker 7: and right free bare Friday.
Speaker 1: Alright, Good morning, rod Ryan Show, Good morning. Hello. Who's this?
Speaker 1: This is Dallas, Dallas your caller number ten. Oh free
Speaker 1: beer Friday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my friend, you got the second case of beer
Speaker 2: today thanks to our friend Specs on board.
Speaker 1: With us again with another huge year.
Speaker 2: I've heard some chirps in the hallway that they're coming
Speaker 2: back next year. So that's good to keep free beer
Speaker 2: Friday going. So I was told that that first week
Speaker 2: is locked in, so we're doing free beer Friday next year.
Speaker 2: But Dallas, congratulations, you got all that matters is you
Speaker 2: got the second case today, the second of the last
Speaker 2: four cases of the year.
Speaker 1: Dude, so special. Where are you from ste Okay, dude,
Speaker 1: what's your work schedule like? Looking forward? You're up working today?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 8: Yeah? Okay?
Speaker 1: And then uh you work in next week, Christmas week
Speaker 1: and then New Year's week. What you got going on? Uh?
Speaker 8: I just hang out with the family on New Year's
Speaker 8: but I'm pretty booked up until Christmas.
Speaker 1: With words, this guy's working. This guy's working. Mad all right, bro,
Speaker 1: thank you so much for listening.
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Dallas, enjoy your beers.
Speaker 15: Okay, thank you so much.
Speaker 8: Man, very Christmas.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Dallas, thank you so much for that. I
Speaker 2: appreciate you. Chilli, you will take care of you. The
Speaker 2: last time I looked was the last show of the year.
Speaker 1: I don't know that.
Speaker 2: Maybe it says bust my balls on my forehead?
Speaker 1: Did I write that on there?
Speaker 4: Does it say it's in clear ink?
Speaker 1: Does it say.
Speaker 2: Break Is there somewhere around here that says break balls?
Speaker 1: I don't mind it coming in during the year. Okay,
Speaker 1: that guy in the Fun Fact Flashback, I can't even
Speaker 1: look past that.
Speaker 2: Okay, But the people that are digging their heels in
Speaker 2: that stars are the sun is a star?
Speaker 19: Come?
Speaker 2: Did you not hear the second half of the question
Speaker 2: in the Fresh out of bed Head to Head Tournament
Speaker 2: of Champions?
Speaker 8: Do you have that?
Speaker 1: Or did you chuck it already?
Speaker 4: I know I have it right here.
Speaker 2: You on it, so read it, read it, and I'm
Speaker 2: going to be Adam the cop.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, Wait, what object in space? Twinkle?
Speaker 20: Adam? Yes, Oh, I'm sorry, Cody. Cody got in and
Speaker 20: he said he got in and he said the sun. Yeah,
Speaker 20: And I said, no, you got caught speeding.
Speaker 1: Not say the whole question.
Speaker 4: Question for Adam?
Speaker 1: What objects in space? Twinkle?
Speaker 4: Twinkles? According to a nursery rhyme?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What nursery rhyme? Have you ever said to a
Speaker 1: kid or sung to them Twinkle twinkle little Sun?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I wonder how?
Speaker 6: I wonder if if you're fun not a scientist, but
Speaker 6: I do believe that that's not how the song goes.
Speaker 3: That's literally why I put the end of the question
Speaker 3: if it was.
Speaker 2: If it was one, I would let it go. But
Speaker 2: then something about Kenny Davis today. Bro, The question was
Speaker 2: what in space? Son equal star? It's the same thing
Speaker 2: I would have. This is Kenny on the Kenny on
Speaker 2: the Kenny Davis Show.
Speaker 1: Uh, I would have given it to him. Tell me
Speaker 1: the son isn't a twinkle twinkle little star. Son equal star?
Speaker 1: Therefore son equal star.
Speaker 8: Bro.
Speaker 3: If we did every question like that, you read a library,
Speaker 3: never get it right.
Speaker 1: Like everything's a technicality.
Speaker 2: Is no nursery rhyme talking about a twinkle twinkle little son.
Speaker 3: Maybe you should write it, Kenny, you're so obsessed with it.
Speaker 1: I'm picking on Kenny. I got to all four other
Speaker 1: ones about the name. It's also got stars and co.
Speaker 1: There's four other jokers in here that just want me
Speaker 1: to know that. You do know that the sun the
Speaker 1: stars are like the sun. They're the same this sun
Speaker 1: as a start. Yes, thank you, we knew that. That's sorry, guys,
Speaker 1: it's the last show. Please, no breaking balls, no extra
Speaker 1: breaking balls today to my last show.
Speaker 4: Let's go out hard.
Speaker 1: Do not bust balls. No busting of the balls when
Speaker 1: it happens during the year. The last show. You're going
Speaker 1: to break my balls? Hell of away, go out do
Speaker 1: it do better?
Speaker 3: At five?
Speaker 1: I gotta take a break. All of that for what?
Speaker 5: For what?
Speaker 1: Now we're up against the break sadness. Alex got a
Speaker 1: little something that he said he wanted to I just
Speaker 1: do something together that's coming up. Yeah, okay, this test
Speaker 1: is last day.
Speaker 6: I was like, you know what, we've been friends for
Speaker 6: five years now, up the little little something together for wow.
Speaker 2: And then you hinted earlier today in homeroom that you
Speaker 2: might sing.
Speaker 1: It might be maybe it's a song, a geez song.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, okay, maybe it is. I wouldn't go anywhere.
Speaker 2: All right, I've got a break. We're gonna come back.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do a wreck check. We're gonna find out
Speaker 2: what's trending. We're gonna give you his train in Siberia
Speaker 2: and orchestra.
Speaker 1: Tickets, and then we'll see what. Uh let me see.
Speaker 1: Let me see your short sleeve of long sleeves on.
Speaker 1: I got long sleeves, are pulled them off? What is
Speaker 1: up those sleeves? What is up those sleeves?
Speaker 21: Rock Houston's al Senative and The Rod Ryan Morning Show.
Speaker 2: Ninety four to five of us Good Morning brought Ryan's
Speaker 2: Show three Beer Friday two cases down another the one
Speaker 2: straight up at eight, straight up at nine, open phone,
Speaker 2: like this kind of Rod Ryan Show Christmas Party on
Speaker 2: the air, which is kind of evolved.
Speaker 1: Over the years. That's all coming up. Last show of
Speaker 1: the year.
Speaker 2: Sunny sky today, ten percent chance of rain, hides of
Speaker 2: around sixty eight nothing over a ten percent chance of
Speaker 2: rain for Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 1: Sunny tomorrow, mostly cloudy. What are we looking at? Mid sixties?
Speaker 1: Come on, what's trending?
Speaker 3: Okay, did you guys see that there was a kangaroo
Speaker 3: in the Sealy area loose, was on the loose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like when voodoo somebody leaves the gate open.
Speaker 1: One of those pesky kids could be my own.
Speaker 3: So apparently someone has a three year old kangaroo named
Speaker 3: Rowdy and he pushed the gate open of his pen
Speaker 3: and he escaped around four fifteen in the morning.
Speaker 1: An early morning commute caught Rowdy.
Speaker 3: On her dash cam and it was just, you know,
Speaker 3: jumping as a kangaroo does down the road. Yeah, people
Speaker 3: are searching for Rowdy. If you have information on look
Speaker 3: bit is kangaroo right there. If you have information on
Speaker 3: this kangaroo, please please called the Austin County Sheriffes.
Speaker 2: Are kangaroos morning people? Are they active in the morning
Speaker 2: or are they more like nocturtle?
Speaker 1: Good morning, marsupial? Are they? You don't know? Why am
Speaker 1: I asking you? Why are you chiming in? You don't know?
Speaker 6: I know everything is they know about kangaroos angos as
Speaker 6: I call them.
Speaker 3: Like animals. They don't want to be like kept as
Speaker 3: pets like that, like weld animals like some of them do.
Speaker 3: They're gonna just try to escape. Okay, what else? The
Speaker 3: Hawk to a Girl hasn't released a new episode of
Speaker 3: her weekly podcast.
Speaker 6: She talked to us.
Speaker 1: She's at like she's my no post nothing.
Speaker 4: So she released that meme coin. People bought it.
Speaker 3: I mean people bought it and then they lost a
Speaker 3: lot of money.
Speaker 1: She's pretty active on social media.
Speaker 6: It was on one of those spaces there's ex spaces,
Speaker 6: uh huh, and.
Speaker 1: It was about the mean cooin things. We were talking
Speaker 1: about it and she didn't say anything, and then came
Speaker 1: in and was like, all right, y'all, I'm really tired.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to bed now.
Speaker 6: And think no one's heard about her or anything from her.
Speaker 6: Since then, a couple of weeks ago. Yeah, two weeks
Speaker 6: that was her last goodvice, so she may still be asleep.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, what else.
Speaker 4: Everyone's putting off? Fan Friday and the end of the
Speaker 4: year top ten? Oh features?
Speaker 1: Wait wait wait, wait, Jai you got top tens? Hey, guys,
Speaker 1: what do you got going on? Dude?
Speaker 5: Hey?
Speaker 1: Really, how you doing? I'm doing now? That sounded like
Speaker 1: an offer. How you doing? Yeah? Some drinks? Hey, what
Speaker 1: do you got? What do you got special? I know
Speaker 1: you've been doing a lot of work and it's the
Speaker 1: end of the year, and then I'm just I didn't
Speaker 1: even think about it. But do the twins have their
Speaker 1: end of the year list? Tell me what's happening working
Speaker 1: on it right now?
Speaker 13: What we have is all the links and guests you
Speaker 13: sent me this morning, Plus we got the end of
Speaker 13: the year top ten, Mills, Tattoos, Wild Call, Wednesdays, Thankstagrams,
Speaker 13: and Fanny Friday.
Speaker 1: Really yeah they're up there. Wow. So the only thing that.
Speaker 13: I'm working on right now is Alex's top ten and
Speaker 13: my top ten.
Speaker 2: Boy, if we do so much work, it would be
Speaker 2: so much cooler if our company cared about our website anymore.
Speaker 1: Fanny Friday is.
Speaker 2: Number one, Top ten MILFs number two today, Top ten
Speaker 2: Fannies on the years number three. So this is your
Speaker 2: interest level MILFs, fannies wild card.
Speaker 1: Interesting, I'm interesting. So yeah, this is the the features,
Speaker 1: the top ten features that got the most hits on
Speaker 1: the year.
Speaker 2: Now, while we are off, we're going to count down
Speaker 2: each and every morning, so there's new content during the
Speaker 2: time that we're off. We're gonna count down the top
Speaker 2: ten overall Monday through Friday.
Speaker 13: So that's going to be all of them mixed together.
Speaker 13: Whoever got the most clicks will be.
Speaker 1: Number one, and on and on and on. You know,
Speaker 1: Chili working to the end.
Speaker 13: I mean, you know, sometimes you just gotta sacrifice yourself.
Speaker 1: It's a grinder. I got that. A grinder. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: that's a grinder. Well, whoa, whoa, whoa, it's a grinder.
Speaker 1: That's good, Blue Cheo, that's good. It was a compliment,
Speaker 1: all right, what do you give it away? Right now?
Speaker 3: I have a pair of tickets to the Transiverian Orchestra
Speaker 3: The Lost Christmas Eve, who are going down December twenty
Speaker 3: sixth and hang out a sear.
Speaker 1: Well, while you're calling so interesting, we are going to
Speaker 1: be off for the next two weeks. You're not gonna
Speaker 1: know it.
Speaker 2: We recorded so much stuff you to think we're here.
Speaker 2: Some guy emailed and I sent it to the Wizard.
Speaker 2: He's like, dude, that's seven twenty seven thirty. I'm gonna
Speaker 2: need to jump around still while you guys aren't here.
Speaker 2: Wizard said, I'll make it happen.
Speaker 1: I'll make it happen. We're gonna jump around at the
Speaker 1: end of the year.
Speaker 2: It's ninety four to five to the Buzz, all right,
Speaker 2: ninety four or five the Buzz.
Speaker 1: Good Morning brought.
Speaker 2: Ryan's Show some wacky new tradition that kind of started
Speaker 2: this year.
Speaker 1: We seem to be jumping around every Friday on the show,
Speaker 1: and I'm here for it. I love it, man. I
Speaker 1: hope we keep that going in twenty twenty five. I
Speaker 1: hope you're enjoying it. Good morning everyone, Hope you're off
Speaker 1: to a great start to your day.
Speaker 2: Sun's coming out, ten percent chance of rain, sunny Hive
Speaker 2: around sixty eight, Alex says something, Yeah.
Speaker 1: You have something that you want to do? Can I
Speaker 1: give away these tickets first? Absolutely, it's your shot. Well
Speaker 1: there you want, it's our show, your show, It's our show,
Speaker 1: our show. How many years you've been on it now? Nine?
Speaker 1: It's a long time name. You get some kind of percentage.
Speaker 1: I think of that. Good Morning, rob Ryan Show.
Speaker 8: Good how you doing?
Speaker 1: I'm doing great? Who's this?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 9: This is Kelly Martinez.
Speaker 1: Kelly your caller number ten?
Speaker 9: All right, man, I get to do tesday. Well, actually
Speaker 9: get to do three things. I'm jumping around in the car. Yes,
Speaker 9: get to wish you guys a happy holiday. And I
Speaker 9: give last last thing is I wish Tessa a great
Speaker 9: new start.
Speaker 1: On her new New Year as well.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Would you give them some tickets for sure? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Here, take these tickets, go to the Transhibruary Orchestra, the
Speaker 3: Lost Christmas Eve Tour, and have so much fun to
Speaker 3: Toyota Center.
Speaker 8: Okay, thanks guys, you guys have a great holiday.
Speaker 5: Bro.
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas to you. Kelly, have a great time.
Speaker 2: Make sure you're good with this because that's on the
Speaker 2: twenty sixth.
Speaker 1: I think it's the day after Christmas. The day after Christmas,
Speaker 1: all right, Kelly.
Speaker 9: And that's that's my wife and my wife and I anniversaries.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna have a great time.
Speaker 2: You get married, you got you got married or engaged
Speaker 2: on the day after Christmas. Your anniversary is that you're married.
Speaker 2: Your wedding was remarried.
Speaker 8: Wow, the day after Christmas got remarried.
Speaker 1: Wow, wild stuff.
Speaker 19: Dude.
Speaker 1: All right, Kelly, you have a great time. That's a
Speaker 1: great anniversary gift. Hang on for me, Merry Christmas? All right?
Speaker 1: What okay? What do you want me to do it now?
Speaker 19: Like?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Something?
Speaker 6: So you said you had something like that, like, I
Speaker 6: just want to like to sing before I before I leave.
Speaker 1: That's the one question she's given me.
Speaker 6: You did say you know that there's nothing in life
Speaker 6: that I would like more than to make my friend
Speaker 6: testa happy.
Speaker 1: Okay, I can't really stand with a straight face, but
Speaker 1: I like making my friend testa happy. So I sort
Speaker 1: of did something like that.
Speaker 2: I have known you way longer, right, and I ask
Speaker 2: you to sing daily on this show.
Speaker 1: You're not like quitting. I gotta leave to get a song? Yeah,
Speaker 1: your last day, Yes, a song. Everyone gets a song
Speaker 1: at the door. So this is a little something that
Speaker 1: I put together in the sile.
Speaker 2: On a scale of one to ten, you're gonna hate it?
Speaker 2: How much am I gonna hate it?
Speaker 4: Gonna?
Speaker 1: Okay? What's wizard? Let's do. Who cares what I think?
Speaker 1: Wizard hates everything song. Wizard did his song thing, so
Speaker 1: he can't really talk.
Speaker 4: I can't wait.
Speaker 3: I can't wait, Alex, you always just go the extra
Speaker 3: mile to make me happy.
Speaker 1: This is a little something I made for my good
Speaker 1: friend Tessa. I was scared, oh boy in three in
Speaker 1: two in one. It was early morning.
Speaker 22: Yesterday, I was up before the dawn, and I really
Speaker 22: have enjoyed my stay you.
Speaker 2: I'm shaking my head, Tessa.
Speaker 1: Okay, you see you're a good singer, even when you're
Speaker 1: trying to be good Baptista goodas what'd you think? I
Speaker 1: loved it?
Speaker 14: So I was.
Speaker 1: I loved it. That was beautiful. There's a piece of
Speaker 1: me he that thinks, Okay, the kid's gonna do something here.
Speaker 4: Thing really fabulous.
Speaker 2: And I've heard him sing because I haven't the clips,
Speaker 2: and I might.
Speaker 1: I might decide to play those today. I would like that, Rod.
Speaker 1: I would like that Rod. Did anybody did you think
Speaker 1: that was him for a second? Is this from the Officers?
Speaker 2: It's okay, so number one is from the office, So
Speaker 2: anybody who watches the Office knows exactly what this is.
Speaker 1: So me not watching the Office, I'm like, is that
Speaker 1: him with some kind of processing on his voice? Let
Speaker 1: me let me hang on.
Speaker 5: It was early.
Speaker 1: Morning yesterday, I was up before the Did you think
Speaker 1: for a second that was him singing? Now you knew,
Speaker 1: you know this episode of the Office.
Speaker 4: Now there there he is.
Speaker 1: That's why I come in. I don't know what's you
Speaker 1: and what's them? Now it's kind of the media.
Speaker 4: I know exactly what's him, Like, that's him? There it
Speaker 4: is again?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got that.
Speaker 3: Now you know.
Speaker 19: That.
Speaker 1: I really finished strong? Yeah, just play the ending, just
Speaker 1: let it good.
Speaker 5: Good tis.
Speaker 1: A waste of talent all for you.
Speaker 4: What a waste of your beautiful voice. You still have
Speaker 4: time to sing?
Speaker 1: I was what I just did.
Speaker 4: That's how you still have time to really sing?
Speaker 1: How you get it's beautiful?
Speaker 4: Thank you, thank you, thank you, I thank you. Okay,
Speaker 4: that's time.
Speaker 1: Hey, my last show. You don't have to sing for me. Okay, bro,
Speaker 1: you're off the house. Kinda The Right Right show celebrating
Speaker 1: twenty years ninety.
Speaker 2: Four, five of The Buzz ninety four or five The Buzz,
Speaker 2: Good Morning, rod Ryan's show. It's Lincoln Park, the Emptiness Machine.
Speaker 2: Alex and I were both asked yesterday by Mike, who
Speaker 2: works here in production.
Speaker 1: He said, what's the biggest song of the year. Rod.
Speaker 1: We both looked at each other. We said, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's gotta be that.
Speaker 2: The biggest rock song in the biggest rock song, biggest
Speaker 2: rock alternative song of the year. We said it was
Speaker 2: the biggest story of the year, Lincoln Park getting back together.
Speaker 1: I did think about it afterwards.
Speaker 6: Dab grel on Lincoln Park off the top of our
Speaker 6: heads were like the first two things that came up,
Speaker 6: and I was like, that has to be the top two.
Speaker 1: You'd think two big stories.
Speaker 2: But he was very specific and he was asking about,
Speaker 2: you know, what is the biggest song.
Speaker 1: You know, that Hosier song Too Sweet was huge.
Speaker 2: It really wasn't an alternative song for us. And I
Speaker 2: can tell you I do think that is the best.
Speaker 1: It's the biggest right up there.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we're ever gonna get it in
Speaker 2: the morning, that new Smashing Pumpkins song and say, but
Speaker 2: I don't remember how to say it. You did it
Speaker 2: as a news story, but I think it's pronounced weirdly.
Speaker 2: This might be the best song of the year, Smashing Pumpkins.
Speaker 5: You're quay.
Speaker 2: Down last time we did the world premiere of it,
Speaker 2: and then it was like, you know, sometimes that happens.
Speaker 2: We do the world premiere, like you know, we fluff
Speaker 2: it up and then they leave us and they've never
Speaker 2: come back.
Speaker 1: It happens a lot. You know, It's okay, this is
Speaker 1: one of those ones that you know, I I enjoyed,
Speaker 1: you know, fluffing it and getting it ready to go
Speaker 1: for everybody else on the station. I did it just
Speaker 1: going away for him. Yeah, I would have liked a
Speaker 1: second date with this song. I forgot about that is
Speaker 1: a good one. Definitely a good one.
Speaker 2: Just a quick little rank or Best Alternative Songs with
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four. I like that ranker website too sweet
Speaker 2: Hozier twenty one, pilots overcompensate, Capricorn, Vampire Weekend.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be that kind of stuff. Saint Vincent, who
Speaker 1: cares Sukie Sukie Waterhouse? Oh, she played one of the
Speaker 1: people in Daisy Jones.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh, Casey the Elephant Case delvid.
Speaker 1: Neon pill was this year?
Speaker 19: That was good.
Speaker 1: Yes, that was where you could have told me that
Speaker 1: was two years ago and I would have been like, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a good one too. So yeah, some of
Speaker 1: the highlights.
Speaker 2: Some of the musical highlights of twenty twenty four come
Speaker 2: on Eastun's.
Speaker 18: Rock and Alternatives Morning six ninety four or five Buzz.
Speaker 2: Ninety four, five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan's Show, All.
Speaker 1: American Rejects and Dirty Little Secrets. Alex is Uh.
Speaker 2: Singing working, somebody got busy singing. Somebody got some hype
Speaker 2: man vibes. During that song that you debuted today on
Speaker 2: the show, I.
Speaker 1: Would dig get that. I don't know, I don't know
Speaker 1: what did you say?
Speaker 8: There? Was?
Speaker 2: Is the final game Fresh out of bed Head to
Speaker 2: Head podcast?
Speaker 6: Yeah, sorry, if you want to go back, if we
Speaker 6: listen to it during a commercial breakthough.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, because we got stuff coming up. But
Speaker 1: also listening to our commercial break this morning, I had
Speaker 1: great sponsor of this show. We have food.
Speaker 4: Oh it smells so good.
Speaker 1: Very excited.
Speaker 2: All right, looks like we're gonna have some food next hour.
Speaker 2: And then I don't know if we should just take calls.
Speaker 1: A crazy run. I don't even crazy. I don't know
Speaker 1: what I want to do yet.
Speaker 5: Figure it out.
Speaker 1: Sunny skies today we're not drinking until nine. I wasn't playing.
Speaker 3: Look there, you don't even you don't even deserve this.
Speaker 8: What is it?
Speaker 3: You're gonna love this? It's coquito, It's like Puerto Rican eggnog.
Speaker 3: It's coconutty, it's rummy, it's.
Speaker 1: We can get coconutty at nine. No Sonny skies that
Speaker 1: sent Chancellor right, heigh sixty eight? What are Houston headlines?
Speaker 3: Republicans are trying to come up with a new plan
Speaker 3: to avoid Yeah.
Speaker 4: I got you something, so this government.
Speaker 1: There's a deadline at midnight. What the heck? No urgency.
Speaker 3: Dozens of Republicans joined Democrats last night in voting down
Speaker 3: a revised government funding bill that included a two year
Speaker 3: suspension of the debt limit. How Speaker Mike Johnson says
Speaker 3: Republicans will come up with another solution. Tony Buzby has
Speaker 3: made a name for himself by representing several the alleged
Speaker 3: victims suing Diddy for sexual abuse. He's now being sued
Speaker 3: for misconduct himself. So an unidentified Jane Doe says Buzzby
Speaker 3: did the deed with her without disclosing that he had
Speaker 3: an STD and that he admitted to her that he
Speaker 3: knew he had it before they did the deed.
Speaker 1: This is jay Z going after him?
Speaker 2: Yes, this is jay Z thinking, Okay, if I come
Speaker 2: at him with a bunch of stuff, maybe he'll just
Speaker 2: go away.
Speaker 1: Busby's not going away.
Speaker 3: He's denying all of it. He put out a statement
Speaker 3: on the X. We have the link to that if
Speaker 3: you want to go read it. It's entirety. But he's like, basically,
Speaker 3: investigators from New York have called many of his clients
Speaker 3: current and former, and that one of his just one
Speaker 3: of his clients, actually decided to record the conversation and
Speaker 3: that everything that they were saying was shocking and illegal.
Speaker 4: And he even includes a portion of the transcript. So
Speaker 4: there you go.
Speaker 2: A jay Z's you know he's going to swing this
Speaker 2: whole time.
Speaker 1: He's going to swing. Okay.
Speaker 3: There are a lot of reasons to not put your
Speaker 3: holiday shopping off until the last minute.
Speaker 4: You maybe won't be able to find what you want.
Speaker 3: It'll be sheer chaos and the stores and parking lots
Speaker 3: and number three, you could.
Speaker 1: Die elex No.
Speaker 3: A report by Nationwide says the most dangerous day of
Speaker 3: the month to be out on the roads is this
Speaker 3: coming Monday, December twenty third.
Speaker 4: It's my dad's birthday.
Speaker 3: Happy birthday name, not because of a winter storm or
Speaker 3: anything like that, is because drivers are distracted right now.
Speaker 4: They're busy, they're trying to knock out their Christmas shopping.
Speaker 3: Maybe maybe that's the only time they have, but you really,
Speaker 3: people are nationwide. Is taking this opportunity to remind people
Speaker 3: you really, really really need to put your phone down.
Speaker 3: You need to focus on the road that helps keep
Speaker 3: you and everyone around you safe. Okay, especially it can
Speaker 3: be so tempting right now to multitask. All right, let's
Speaker 3: talk about People magazine. They made a list of the
Speaker 3: greatest Christmas movie villains. It's topped by mister Potter. Mister
Speaker 3: Potter and It's a Wonderful Life, followed by Oogie Boogie
Speaker 3: from The Nightmare Before Christmas and then the bully Scott
Speaker 3: Farcas in a Christmas Story.
Speaker 1: Hey, you know what Scott was mean? But I didn't
Speaker 1: know his name was Scott.
Speaker 4: Scott scud right, I thought it was scud too.
Speaker 1: I thought it was Scott Farcas, Scott, I really did.
Speaker 1: I thought it was Scott.
Speaker 4: Those are your top three, right there.
Speaker 2: Scott Farcas is the redheaded kid with the braces. Go ahead,
Speaker 2: are you gonna cry, he gonna cry it and then
Speaker 2: Ralphie just unloads.
Speaker 1: On him, Andy d and Dalton. But then, yeah, is
Speaker 1: now is he the same kid?
Speaker 2: Is he the same kid from American Pie, the Terminator guy.
Speaker 5: Erminator?
Speaker 1: Is he the same guy? I do not want to
Speaker 1: say yes and be wrong, because I think he'd be
Speaker 1: too old to be the Shermanider. Yeah, I don't think
Speaker 1: maybe he's kid.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm not saying every red hair, white kid looks
Speaker 2: the same, but those two look the same.
Speaker 1: They do live very similar, Okay, and Andy Dalton too.
Speaker 3: So God bless the Gingers, especially this time of year. Guys,
Speaker 3: you know you're my favorites. Tommy Lee's wife says he
Speaker 3: only showers about once a week, but he's very neat.
Speaker 3: So she has a podcast and she's actually she's comedian.
Speaker 3: She's actually really funny. There's a huge age difference between them.
Speaker 3: I think he's like sixty, Tommy's like sixty two and
Speaker 3: she's like thirty eight. But she's like, listen, I'm OCD.
Speaker 3: My house is like a museum. My husband is actually neat.
Speaker 3: Now he only bathes once a week because he was
Speaker 3: born in Greece and he has just a European viewpoint when.
Speaker 1: It comes to bathing, So he'll do a live in Greece.
Speaker 1: He'll do like a.
Speaker 3: Towel thing like she says, he'll like himself with like
Speaker 3: a wash clothe.
Speaker 1: And they're like, that doesn't give you the ck.
Speaker 4: She's like, no, he's so handsome.
Speaker 1: He does not give me time to bathe. He's cleaning.
Speaker 1: You know what would say music day, That's what my
Speaker 1: mom would say. I would say, wash your ass. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: say that.
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna tell you what my mom would tell
Speaker 4: my brother.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, all right, go ahead.
Speaker 6: On Thursday Night football, the Chargers came back to beat
Speaker 6: the Broncos thirty four to twenty seven. The Texans are
Speaker 6: going to be back in action tomorrow. They're gonna take
Speaker 6: on the Chiefs in Kansas City. Kickoff for that game
Speaker 6: is at noon and you can watch it on NBC.
Speaker 6: Texans are three and a half point underdogs going into
Speaker 6: this one. In college football, last night, Sam Houston beat
Speaker 6: Georgia's Southern thirty one twenty six in the New Orleans Bowl.
Speaker 6: The college football Playoff is going to start tonight with
Speaker 6: Notre Dame taking on Indiana.
Speaker 1: That'll kick off at seven.
Speaker 6: Then tomorrow at eleven, Penn State hosts smu UT takes
Speaker 6: on Clemson, and Ohio State faces Tennessee. You can watch
Speaker 6: all of those games on ABC and TNT. And in basketball,
Speaker 6: Rockets got to win last night. They beat the Pelicans
Speaker 6: one thirty three to one thirteen. Jalen, I mean, had
Speaker 6: thirty one points in the night to lead all players
Speaker 6: in scoring.
Speaker 1: That is what's going on. Okay, so much food. It
Speaker 1: smells so good. Smoke, barbecue and catering.
Speaker 4: They bring the smoke.
Speaker 3: It smells like a delicious smoked studio.
Speaker 1: Is it Jason that emailed me? Thank you Jason? All right,
Speaker 1: so yeah, there's food. We're gonna give away beer.
Speaker 2: I might get a little loose on the calls if
Speaker 2: you want to maybe get a call in. I might
Speaker 2: extend to open phones a little bit today, crazy because
Speaker 2: it could be a Christmas.
Speaker 1: Party in here.
Speaker 4: It's Christmas body all over here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in the last hour, So all right, beer coming up,
Speaker 1: everything coming up? Come on, Come on. Rocking Alternatives The Rod.
Speaker 18: Last morning Show from six to ten AM, ninety four
Speaker 18: or five, Buzz.
Speaker 1: Smooze, cost Cold Bus, Song Calling, r Rye Cook, the
Speaker 1: Phone burn them box of Cone.
Speaker 14: Boss colon.
Speaker 19: Ramday, Bam Friday, you got a free Bam Friday, you
Speaker 19: got a free Bam Friday.
Speaker 7: You got a free Bam Friday, Free Bam Friday. And
Speaker 7: right Bam Friday, and right Bam Friday and Bam Friday.
Speaker 1: Ryan, Right, Good morning, Rod Ryan Show.
Speaker 20: Who's this mister, Jacqueline?
Speaker 1: Jacqueline, Merry Christmas? How are you today? Doing great? About
Speaker 1: to walk into work in a minute? Should I interest
Speaker 1: you in a case of beer real quick before you
Speaker 1: start the grind today? Sounds great?
Speaker 6: You got it?
Speaker 20: Congratulations, Thank you Christmas.
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas to you. Anybody getting an out of due
Speaker 1: Julie vibe here just a little bit, Jacqueline, what you
Speaker 1: going into work? What do you do? I'm a service
Speaker 1: advisor at a car dealership. Well awesome, Well listen, have
Speaker 1: a great day. Are you grinding all next week? For
Speaker 1: leading up to Christmas?
Speaker 19: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Right after day after right back to work? All right?
Speaker 2: Well listen, enjoy your beers. Thank you for being up
Speaker 2: early with us, and have a great Christmas.
Speaker 6: Okay, thanks you guys too, and bares So I'm gonna
Speaker 6: miss you.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna miss you too.
Speaker 1: More than you'll ever know.
Speaker 14: Don't make me cry.
Speaker 4: No, you don't make me cry.
Speaker 1: You started it all right, Jacqueline, hang on a phone
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 2: The studio, everybody's like, what's going on?
Speaker 1: What's you guys? What is going on in the studio
Speaker 1: right now? Is so much my favorite day? So much
Speaker 1: it's going on. So Jason sends me an email.
Speaker 2: We've been kind of going back and forth for a
Speaker 2: couple of weeks now, and he's been saying, Dude, I
Speaker 2: really want you to try my food. I think it's
Speaker 2: pretty good and I think you'll like it. And there
Speaker 2: was just something about Jason. I'm like, you know what
Speaker 2: you said, I do want to try your food.
Speaker 1: I believe you. I bet you. I bet you it's awesome.
Speaker 2: So we were trying to like get him in here,
Speaker 2: and then I said, you know what, boom ding.
Speaker 1: Last day, Tessa's last day. Is there any way that
Speaker 1: we could put something together?
Speaker 2: And maybe like I'll get you with chili and maybe
Speaker 2: you could bring us something on Friday, And then here's
Speaker 2: Jason and his crew.
Speaker 1: Dude, this food is so ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Thank you eighteen hours you've been
Speaker 2: doing this, working on this brisket here.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, eighteen hours at least eighteen hours in the smoker,
Speaker 1: low and slow.
Speaker 23: What temperature two fifty at most?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 4: It is so divine.
Speaker 1: I've never had a brisket. So I'm eating a brisket
Speaker 1: grilled cheese right now. Oh my god, it is so
Speaker 1: unbelievably good. Is that your barbecue sauce? No?
Speaker 23: No, no, but I don't see that skip the breakfast soccos.
Speaker 2: I asked you, I said, what's the one thing if
Speaker 2: I got to eat something right now? And you said
Speaker 2: that that grilled cheese was going to be knocked out?
Speaker 1: So it will be eating the breakfast talk. It's smoke,
Speaker 1: barbecue and catering. That's your company. That's it. I love
Speaker 1: you been doing this.
Speaker 23: I've been cooking for about at least about ten fifteen years.
Speaker 23: I just started this company this year. It's a lot
Speaker 23: of work. Yeah, it's a lot of work.
Speaker 14: I love it.
Speaker 1: I mean you have to write I do twenty three years.
Speaker 23: I've been in banking.
Speaker 1: I walked away a month ago. Yeah, baker, you're a baker.
Speaker 1: Bakers can cook like this. Well, but here's what's clutching
Speaker 1: away from.
Speaker 2: Here's what's clutch you own your own business, there's so
Speaker 2: much I mean, of course everybody wants to sit around
Speaker 2: and make briskets all the time.
Speaker 1: The amount of bookwork that goes into it, that's.
Speaker 2: The part that sucks the joy out of owning your
Speaker 2: own business or doing those types of things.
Speaker 1: It's all of the stuff behind the scenes. I know
Speaker 1: that you love to cook. It shows in your it
Speaker 1: shows in what I'm eating right now.
Speaker 2: But you come from the banking industry, so that must
Speaker 2: be pretty easy for you.
Speaker 1: You got to do all that stuff. You got someone
Speaker 1: that does it for you. No, I had to have
Speaker 1: somebody that doesn't. Yeah, it's a lot. It can't do it.
Speaker 23: Can't cook like this all day and did the books
Speaker 23: on the back end as well.
Speaker 2: So you got David Christina and I can read my already.
Speaker 2: Oh it's cann Carolyn. Carolyn is here and everybody kind
Speaker 2: of help you bring all this stuff in.
Speaker 1: This is kind of like your crew. This is your
Speaker 1: when you're rolling deep. This is who helps you out.
Speaker 23: Yeah, this is the Smoke and the Smoke team right here.
Speaker 23: We got the little Smoky's. They're kids that come around
Speaker 23: and help us out as well. But yeah, that's our team.
Speaker 3: It takes so much work to cook something as delicious
Speaker 3: as this and like to bring it to another location.
Speaker 3: So thank you guys for doing that. We know you've
Speaker 3: had to be up probably earlier than us, especially with
Speaker 3: the smoking, So thank you for all that work, because
Speaker 3: it's not.
Speaker 4: It's like it's not just like here's a sandwich.
Speaker 3: It's like, no, we we're catering your crew right now,
Speaker 3: and it's so good.
Speaker 2: It'll be a nice little base because we're not drinking
Speaker 2: until nine, right.
Speaker 1: So stretched well, okay, what you said that there's some
Speaker 1: coconut coconuty Okay, so uh.
Speaker 3: They also brought in this delicious white bottle, no label
Speaker 3: because it's homemade coquito. And I've been telling Ron if
Speaker 3: you love eggnog, you will love coquito. It is little
Speaker 3: coquito literally means like little coconut. It's it's porter freaking
Speaker 3: eggnog basically maybe just a taste.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is like a little milky tree.
Speaker 2: How about I do this okay, just because it's gonna
Speaker 2: get to a point where we're not going to take
Speaker 2: calls in the nine o'clock out. Oh look, some cops
Speaker 2: a miracle Christmas miracle. Wow, did anybody run this by
Speaker 2: Chili about opening up phone lines early today? Nobody ran
Speaker 2: it by Chili? Does he have any food in there?
Speaker 1: So here's what I suggest.
Speaker 2: Would somebody fix Chili a plate, walk in, walk it
Speaker 2: into him, and then just tell.
Speaker 1: Him old hug, Hey, Rod's going early on open phones
Speaker 1: today and we're gonna take a few extra phone calls
Speaker 1: before the end of the year. Testa's last show that so,
Speaker 1: but I think if you ease it with a plate
Speaker 1: of food, especially this food, you know, do you take
Speaker 1: just a.
Speaker 4: Sip of this? Can we just have a sip of
Speaker 4: the cool?
Speaker 1: Well, they're nice enough to bring this stuff down.
Speaker 2: I wanted to sure, where do people get a hold
Speaker 2: of smoke, barbecue and catering, Like, where's the best place
Speaker 2: to get ahold of you guys? Because obviously you're going
Speaker 2: to get a million gigs out of this because the food.
Speaker 1: Is so delicious, it's so good. Where would people get
Speaker 1: ahold of you guys? The easiest place, So the.
Speaker 23: Easiest place is de Esplanade over on Navigation And second ward,
Speaker 23: we're there every Sunday unless we have an event. Okay,
Speaker 23: so every Sunday we're there for the Farmer's Market. We're
Speaker 23: also going to be starting up steak Nights on January ninth,
Speaker 23: every Thursday over in the same spot, so that's our
Speaker 23: home base.
Speaker 2: I just tagged your Instagram, so there's a picture of
Speaker 2: Tessa ripping into her sandwich.
Speaker 3: How do you get a cheese pool? How do you
Speaker 3: cook a girl cheese in another location? Come here and
Speaker 3: it still has a cheese pool.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we got the Instagram, so we're gonna put
Speaker 1: all this stuff out there. Guys, thank you so much.
Speaker 1: This food is amazing. I appreciate it's.
Speaker 2: Going to get a nice little drink right every fall
Speaker 2: line is ringing. We're gonna get into it.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna taste this now.
Speaker 4: Please, yes, I want that's not a taste.
Speaker 1: Come on, that's a big that's a full. I love you.
Speaker 4: Drink it.
Speaker 1: Old Toro, oh Puto, Rican friend of mine. They made
Speaker 1: that and is amazing. His name j shout out. It's
Speaker 1: really good and there's a lot I'll call in. It's
Speaker 1: really good. It's really good. That's good.
Speaker 2: All right, we're gonna we're gonna open up some phone
Speaker 2: lines now seven one, three, nine, four five. Let me
Speaker 2: take a short break. We'll still come back. We gotta
Speaker 2: still do rec checks, we still got.
Speaker 1: To do what's trending and all of that stuff. But
Speaker 1: then we'll get some extra phone calls.
Speaker 2: On today, everybody's already ready to party here Rock and Alternative,
Speaker 2: The Rod Ryan.
Speaker 5: Morning Show six to Amuzee.
Speaker 1: Four or five, the Buzz, Good Morning, rod Ryan Show.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for having us On eight twenty three.
Speaker 1: We see a lot of phones bringing answer. There's really
Speaker 1: no turning.
Speaker 2: Back now, Alex's huge, There's really no turning back. Well, okay,
Speaker 2: let's let's do some of the things that we need
Speaker 2: to do here.
Speaker 1: Sonny's guys.
Speaker 2: Today ten percent chanceer rain hies up around sixty eight,
Speaker 2: Tomorrow sunny ten percent chance rain sixty and then Sunday
Speaker 2: mostly cloudy.
Speaker 1: I have sixty five. What's trending?
Speaker 4: Do you your heart of hearts think I had a
Speaker 4: trending prepared?
Speaker 1: Well, I mean I don't know. It's yeah, you know me.
Speaker 4: Do you think you want me to? Okay, you can do.
Speaker 1: Louie's going to Disneyland.
Speaker 4: You're not giving Fanny Friday.
Speaker 1: There's top ten.
Speaker 3: I have a shirt that says clam power that Astley
Speaker 3: with an eye gave me, and that's what's trending on
Speaker 3: night four to five. Buzz just had the best girl
Speaker 3: to you in my life. I mean, I don't know,
Speaker 3: that's what's trending.
Speaker 1: Smoke barbacue, smoke, barbecue and catering. Ah wow, this food
Speaker 1: is good. Thank you so much. But it's so good
Speaker 1: you'll forget to do your job.
Speaker 2: Open phones Friday, Open phone Friday more like open phones fried.
Speaker 3: Yay, Ale goes out with your last trending check your
Speaker 3: watch checks out, checks out?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like that's how you're going out, dude, what do
Speaker 1: you want me to say? Talk two is a criminal?
Speaker 5: Like, I don't care.
Speaker 1: Good morning, rod Ryan Show, Hello Kirk, how's it going?
Speaker 8: Brother?
Speaker 9: Rhyme?
Speaker 1: I don't know. How's a guy? And we're going early
Speaker 1: on open phones apparently, so yeah, come on, what do
Speaker 1: you got?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 1: I was you said he didn't watch a ball of busting?
Speaker 1: But what's Christmas without either busting or hanging some balls?
Speaker 1: I mean, are you calling to bust my balls?
Speaker 2: Obviously huge mistake doing open phones early right immediately?
Speaker 1: Is there something specific you're busting my balls about? Yeah?
Speaker 15: The sun is a star.
Speaker 1: I sent an email about it. Oh, God, I don't know.
Speaker 1: We would all be Dad, get out of here, Kirk.
Speaker 2: There was a question today on the Fresh out of
Speaker 2: Bed Head to Head Challenge and it talked about, you know,
Speaker 2: Twinkle Twinkle in the famous nursery rhyme. Somebody chimed in
Speaker 2: early before Twinkle Twinkle in nursery rhyme, he said, Son,
Speaker 2: the answer is Star. It's Twinkle Twinkle, little Star. That's
Speaker 2: the famous nursery hyme.
Speaker 1: Shin, he doesn't twinkle. I can't with the Kirk. I
Speaker 1: can't with the huge mistake doing early open phones. Corey
Speaker 1: the goat Hunter, good morning.
Speaker 4: Good everybody, it was a mistake.
Speaker 1: You're right, good morning.
Speaker 9: I can't believe of all the crappy questions and debacles
Speaker 9: we've had this year, this is the one people are
Speaker 9: mad about. It's clearly so you're.
Speaker 1: Gonna miss me so far?
Speaker 14: Are you?
Speaker 1: There's no question at all. I am going to miss Tessa.
Speaker 9: I won't miss this question so much.
Speaker 1: I've left a year's worth of rod So the joke
Speaker 1: is on you.
Speaker 9: Good with your little TV things?
Speaker 2: Listen, all right, she didn't do her, she didn't do
Speaker 2: her last trending. If you think she wrote one question
Speaker 2: for the New Year. You're nuts, okay, so trust me,
Speaker 2: we know that's not true.
Speaker 24: I thought about well, it was a great game this morning.
Speaker 9: Congratulations Adam, the.
Speaker 21: Coup, Cheerley, rod Alex Rod, Tessa, tell Jill whoever, all
Speaker 21: the people in there, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, I'll
Speaker 21: see you.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. Oh boy, Hey, good bye rob
Speaker 1: Ryan's show.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Let's go.
Speaker 1: So listen.
Speaker 2: I got to give full credit for what I'm doing
Speaker 2: right now and the reason that I'm probably this will
Speaker 2: be my last show ever. No, it's former time, former
Speaker 2: intern Michelle is the one that suggested it. She said,
Speaker 2: would you ever think and I said, not before your
Speaker 2: dumb email, would you ever think to.
Speaker 1: Go early on open phones? Because you guys really don't
Speaker 1: do a great job. She said. I love the last show.
Speaker 1: I love the last hour of the show. You guys
Speaker 1: are partying.
Speaker 2: Everybody's in there, Wizards in there, Captain Cash is in there.
Speaker 1: She said. Technically, you guys don't really take a.
Speaker 2: Lot of calls with it being Tessa's last day, and
Speaker 2: then some of the you know, some of the superstars
Speaker 2: won't have a chance to get through. Robbie Superstar, he
Speaker 2: knows when to get through, dude, how are you call
Speaker 2: her number ten?
Speaker 1: I'm doing great. Hell y'all doing wonderful. Dude.
Speaker 2: Where are you at with your Christmas shopping? Tell me
Speaker 2: you're done?
Speaker 8: Guy?
Speaker 1: Like you doing been done? Yeah, of course because your
Speaker 1: wife does it all. Yeah, how that wi is it for?
Speaker 1: I knew how that whole exchange was going to go
Speaker 1: for sure, Yes you did.
Speaker 8: Today.
Speaker 7: I want to wish out happy holiday.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 14: And if tests is still going to keep her Houston
Speaker 14: laugh gig.
Speaker 4: Yes, I will be on Houston Life. I will be
Speaker 4: doing the one gig cash up drunk right today.
Speaker 3: I'll probably get fired. That'd be a site. I'll come
Speaker 3: crawling back so quick.
Speaker 1: All right, Robbie, you have a great holiday too. Man.
Speaker 1: Thanks for all the years. Bro, Yeah, thank you very much.
Speaker 8: Thank you, dude.
Speaker 1: That's Robbie. Everybody he's he's one of the guys where
Speaker 1: you're like, Okay, I'm glad we went early, Amy, Amy,
Speaker 1: good morning? Oh no, hey, oh this is awesome Amy,
Speaker 1: awesome Amy?
Speaker 3: Who for I think like the first two or three years,
Speaker 3: maybe even four years of you being here was like
Speaker 3: my arch nemesis.
Speaker 1: Why so, I don't know he was annoying. Whoa, whoa,
Speaker 1: whoa your last day's favorite.
Speaker 3: She gave me hell at Cactus Cove.
Speaker 1: Every time we did the mile of meat.
Speaker 3: She was, well this is I was like, Amy, I'm.
Speaker 4: Losing my mind.
Speaker 1: Let's bury this. I like that. No, no, no, listen, I
Speaker 1: got some time she hears a shove.
Speaker 3: She injured her leg and she wasn't as mobile so
Speaker 3: she couldn't like go create her.
Speaker 1: Little havoc so she couldn't bother you.
Speaker 5: Well, no, I.
Speaker 1: Actually got to sit down and like talk to her.
Speaker 1: I was like, you know what, you're kind of lovely.
Speaker 1: I kind of like you.
Speaker 3: She's weirds, a little weird, a little weird.
Speaker 2: I don't think I know about any of this. All right, awesome, baby,
Speaker 2: have a great Christmas.
Speaker 4: You do you all have great Christmas.
Speaker 1: So it's every other call that I'm feeling like this
Speaker 1: was a good idea, and then that was now I
Speaker 1: feel like it was a horrible idea.
Speaker 5: Did we do this?
Speaker 2: Maybe part of it at five years seven one three,
Speaker 2: if you dare seven one three two one two five
Speaker 2: nine four five, you don't know what you're getting on
Speaker 2: the other to that phone.
Speaker 1: Okay, people, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 11: From The Ron Ryan Show on ninety four five of The.
Speaker 2: Buzz ninety four five The Buys, Popparoach and Scars Rod
Speaker 2: Ryan Show. I mean, we still got to do another
Speaker 2: case of beers, so don't get all crazy.
Speaker 1: I know that we've completely just kind.
Speaker 2: Of flip flopped everything today and we've got to morphing
Speaker 2: into open phones. I will continue open phones in the
Speaker 2: nine o'clock hour, but then, you know, we got our
Speaker 2: little Christmas party that we do and we shared all
Speaker 2: that with you and it'll be live on the air
Speaker 2: and gift exchange and all that fun stuff.
Speaker 1: So we're kind of going early on some phone calls.
Speaker 1: All right, who's been on longest?
Speaker 19: Oh?
Speaker 1: Nurse D? What are Nurse D?
Speaker 2: Tessa even mentioned you you got a word in that
Speaker 2: we used for read my Lips yesterday, liquor run.
Speaker 1: You spelled it wrong, r.
Speaker 4: Bigly lost.
Speaker 1: Tessa said that she was going to be on the
Speaker 1: back of your Yeah, but did you mention that. Yes,
Speaker 1: She's always tell me if you ever want to cover
Speaker 1: for a ride.
Speaker 4: I'm like, dude, me and Nurse Dean the open ro
Speaker 4: hair like winning our hair. What's go wrong?
Speaker 1: Nothing?
Speaker 4: Sorry, she didn't she didn't say anything.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank her, she didn't know finish.
Speaker 14: You know, hey, I just wanted to call with you
Speaker 14: guys a Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Nursey Tessa.
Speaker 14: Tessa, you've been simply awesome. We're gonna miss you here
Speaker 14: on the show. Love your oodles, and I'm telling you
Speaker 14: anytime you want to go ride, you know how to
Speaker 14: get a hold of me.
Speaker 3: Okay, deal, deal, thank you, and I'm being missed oodles
Speaker 3: is something I never have experienced.
Speaker 4: So thank you.
Speaker 1: J D the truck driver, all the big names coming
Speaker 1: through for the last testa show. What you got, j D?
Speaker 1: Good morning, more.
Speaker 15: Goods y'all, Christmas, every single word of you.
Speaker 2: Congratulations on your Army Navy win as well. Merry Christmas.
Speaker 15: Yes sir, yes sir. We uh it's a lot better
Speaker 15: than I expected it. But uh also got some other
Speaker 15: great news.
Speaker 8: Job.
Speaker 15: I'm gonna be leaving on starting a new job, you know,
Speaker 15: be my first job back after having my strip of
Speaker 15: heart bypass surgery. And yeah, I wanted to wish Tessa,
Speaker 15: you know, good luck on her new adventures and endeavors
Speaker 15: as she has coming up.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much. That means a lot.
Speaker 1: JD. You had. You had a hell of a year.
Speaker 2: Somehow you found time to bring us some treats throughout
Speaker 2: the year, and I mean you had a hell of
Speaker 2: a year. Thank you for you know, keeping us up
Speaker 2: on everything that's going out in your life. But I
Speaker 2: mean just just being a part of the show and
Speaker 2: staying with us all that time, you know, I mean,
Speaker 2: nobody had more distractions than you.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 15: Well, hopefully, hopefully, Rod, Hopefully one of years I'm gonna
Speaker 15: get you out there for the reach across America.
Speaker 8: Rad.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because we never have anything going on this time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the problem. All right, my brother, Merry Christmas to you. Man, Conrad.
Speaker 1: Sound the new gig? That's it sounds great. Awesome man.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's friend on or friend off,
Speaker 1: but it's Eli. I know that sod out. Maybe he
Speaker 1: can let me know if it's friend don or friend off.
Speaker 1: Good morning. Hey, hey guys.
Speaker 8: Hi.
Speaker 1: So I'll start off by saying something nice. Your pictures
Speaker 1: from Lights and the Heights.
Speaker 2: Were great, dude, and your Grinch makeup was like Jim
Speaker 2: Carrey level from the movie.
Speaker 1: The makeup was phenomenal in those pictures.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was a lot of work, but it came out amazing. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it really did. All right? So are we friends or not?
Speaker 1: I don't even know.
Speaker 5: I can't keep tracks.
Speaker 25: As for the holidays, yes, and then after twenty twenty five,
Speaker 25: you could put me back on for an off.
Speaker 2: Because you're still kicking ice cubes under the freezer.
Speaker 1: As always his house, his house, it's a mess, dude,
Speaker 1: is America?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 1: What else he got? He lied?
Speaker 25: Well, Look, I just want to say thank y'all, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 25: Tests I love you and hate you at the same
Speaker 25: time for all of y'all for let me inviting me
Speaker 25: to come do videos for y'all, to bring.
Speaker 8: Some models to tape.
Speaker 1: It's been fun.
Speaker 25: I love it, and I hope to do more for
Speaker 25: y'all next year.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're gonna hang out with us next year?
Speaker 3: Nice?
Speaker 8: Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay? Thank you?
Speaker 2: Thank you for all helping out his videos, the videos
Speaker 2: that he makes for us, the twenty year anniversary video,
Speaker 2: the ditch Day videos that he's made over the years, anything.
Speaker 2: I can't wait any the fact that he turns them
Speaker 2: around so quickly. I know I'm talking like I like him,
Speaker 2: But we're but he said, we're but he said but
Speaker 2: we're friend on right now. So the fact because video,
Speaker 2: I mean, you know, we got a guy in the
Speaker 2: room right now that also can turn around some videos
Speaker 2: pretty quick. Eli turned Eli turns these videos around like quickly,
Speaker 2: so I know it's at least they let me believe.
Speaker 1: They leave me to believe.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of work, and they they and Bobby Jokes,
Speaker 2: they turned these videos around.
Speaker 1: Ernest. Good morning, Good morning, sir.
Speaker 8: How you doing today.
Speaker 2: I'm doing great, Ernest. Welcome to an extended, weird version
Speaker 2: of Open Phones.
Speaker 1: What you got.
Speaker 24: I just wanted to Tessa congratulations on her new job and
Speaker 24: what made her want to leave?
Speaker 1: Oh good, good question, you're on the hot seat. I
Speaker 1: guess it's not a wanting.
Speaker 3: It was more of a hey, you know what, in
Speaker 3: my in a perfect world, I could do both of
Speaker 3: these jobs for the rest of time. But the day
Speaker 3: were really really wearing on me. I didn't really wasn't
Speaker 3: getting enough rest, and so when I felt that when
Speaker 3: it came to choosing, it's like this one, you know,
Speaker 3: is the one I know, is the one I know
Speaker 3: the most. And I've always tried to challenge myself and
Speaker 3: try to get better at you know, the stuff that
Speaker 3: maybe I'm I need a little bit of work on.
Speaker 3: So I'm going to try to do the TV stuff,
Speaker 3: get back in there and just try to complete my
Speaker 3: wheelhouse of of you know, being in this business, you
Speaker 3: hear about a lot of people getting fired. So yeah,
Speaker 3: there was no It was just I feel like, when
Speaker 3: it's time, it's time, you gotta go while the party's
Speaker 3: still fun.
Speaker 4: It's my friend Derek sure said.
Speaker 1: You're good with that, Ernest, Yes, sir, I'm good with that.
Speaker 8: And I wanted to pick up you before you leave.
Speaker 15: It wasn't a catch and go tag go.
Speaker 4: All right, Yeah that's right.
Speaker 2: That's another line open. I don't know somehow, Yeah, you
Speaker 2: can get rid of that. We're going to take a break.
Speaker 2: I'm sure Wizard wants us to play a song.
Speaker 1: Some point this morning as his last headlines, Okay, do
Speaker 1: you know that you have that coming up? I mean now, okay, hi, Chili,
Speaker 1: did you have something? Yeah, I'll just go and let
Speaker 1: you know that.
Speaker 13: The catering companies go out, so I want to let
Speaker 13: them say that last good buy it was.
Speaker 2: I'm telling you, this food is just so unbelievable. So David,
Speaker 2: thank you for coming down. Christina, Carolyn Jason, thank you
Speaker 2: so much for reaching out to me. And you were right.
Speaker 2: Your food is amazing, dude. Yeah, food, please make I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have you cater something. You're gonna get fun. You're
Speaker 2: gonna get one gig out of this. It'll be from me.
Speaker 2: I trust me on that.
Speaker 23: I appreciate that I did bring you guys some take
Speaker 23: home chili. It's over here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, at chili is the next level all.
Speaker 23: I appreciate that. Appreciate you guys that has come out.
Speaker 23: Thank you email again. Like I said, I want to
Speaker 23: mention that just we're gonna have that fundraiser tomorrow for
Speaker 23: the that that little boy that was killed crossing the
Speaker 23: tracks going to school at high school, students at Melie
Speaker 23: High School. If anybody wants to come out, it's gonna
Speaker 23: be a lot of cooking teams out there putting it together.
Speaker 1: So we appreciate that, well bring him new food for us.
Speaker 2: But doing something like that and getting involved in the community,
Speaker 2: I know that you guys are great guys.
Speaker 1: So thank you for that. That's awesome, appreciated. That's all.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thank you having so much.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 14: Well.
Speaker 1: I've been notified that the wizard is on his way
Speaker 1: and he's like, man, save me some food. But okay,
Speaker 1: no problem, there's so much food in here right now.
Speaker 2: All right, that's another line open though seven one three two,
Speaker 2: win two five nine four five, as we do some
Speaker 2: extended open phonks.
Speaker 1: You Rock and alternative Fever. He used to The Rod Ryan.
Speaker 5: Morning Show six to ten am, The.
Speaker 1: Buzz ninety four or five The Buzz, Good Morning, rod
Speaker 1: Ryan Show, Green Day, Welcome to Paradise. I'm gonna thank
Speaker 1: you Adam the copp for just stopping by your twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four champion.
Speaker 2: Fresh out of bed, head to head. He wasn't here like, oh,
Speaker 2: you're picking up his stuff already. Maybe he was, but
Speaker 2: he just wanted to stop by. He wanted to say
Speaker 2: goodbye to Tessa. He wanted to stay hi to us.
Speaker 2: We grabbed a quick picture with him, but he brought
Speaker 2: us a present. And every now and then you just
Speaker 2: I get envious of people that know how to give
Speaker 2: and people that know how to because.
Speaker 1: You can tell they put a lot of thought into it.
Speaker 2: Adam the Cop had a huge moment on this show
Speaker 2: this year during open phones. It was a couple of
Speaker 2: weeks ago and he was live on open phones Friday.
Speaker 2: Most of you heard it. And he was out hunting
Speaker 2: and as he's talking to us, he saw a deer
Speaker 2: and I said, oh my god, can you take that
Speaker 2: deer right now? He's like, Noah, it's a little small,
Speaker 2: but there's a hog right next to it, and we're like,
Speaker 2: take the hog.
Speaker 1: Just do it. Just like, dude, take the hog, Take
Speaker 1: the shot. Take the shot. It was just like the
Speaker 1: movie Jarhead. Take the shot. Take the shot. He takes
Speaker 1: the shot, live on the air, gets the hog. It
Speaker 1: was the highlight of my years. I was about to
Speaker 1: say it wasn't Elbourne this year. I've been doing this
Speaker 1: a long time. That had never happened to me before.
Speaker 2: He made this little plaque and it says rod Ryan
Speaker 2: showed twelve sixteen, twenty twenty four first kill. And he
Speaker 2: got the guncasing, the bullet case, the bullet casing, the
Speaker 2: bullet casing, and he put it on a plaque and
Speaker 2: he had the plaque made so good, it's so perfect.
Speaker 2: Paul Wizard, I said, we're hanging that thing in here.
Speaker 2: I don't care if we're not allowed to hang stuff.
Speaker 2: Hanging stuff in here, and.
Speaker 1: Wizard said, do it all right, let's go.
Speaker 2: We got to get into Houston's headlines one final time.
Speaker 2: This is your last one, by the way.
Speaker 1: I don't know if that matters, but well, yes, are
Speaker 1: you ready?
Speaker 3: Yes, you know what the firstory is. The Republicans are
Speaker 3: trying to come up with a new plan to avoid
Speaker 3: so there's a deadline at midnight. Dozens of Republicans joined
Speaker 3: Democrats last night and voting down a revised government funding
Speaker 3: bill that would and that it actually included a two
Speaker 3: year suspension of the debt limit. So the House Speaker
Speaker 3: Mike Johnson says Republicans will come up with another solution.
Speaker 3: Tony Busby is named made a name for himself representing
Speaker 3: several of the alleged victims suing Diddy for sexual abuse,
Speaker 3: but now he's being sued for sexual misconduct. The plaintiff
Speaker 3: is an unidentified Jane Doe, who says Buzzby did the.
Speaker 4: Deed with her without.
Speaker 1: Disclosing he had an STD.
Speaker 3: He admitted to her that he knew he had it
Speaker 3: before they did the deed. These are this is her accusation,
Speaker 3: and she continued to see him again.
Speaker 4: The woman said he was manipult.
Speaker 3: Even physically abusive, so this is an article that TMZ released.
Speaker 4: Okay, people are like, oh wow.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is but this is the attorney that is
Speaker 3: also going after jay Z.
Speaker 1: So Buzzby jumps on the ax and he is like.
Speaker 3: Dude, he's like these so called investigators from New York
Speaker 3: are calling his clients, a lot of them current and
Speaker 3: former clients, and really just trying to get him caught up.
Speaker 4: So you can go read that full statement.
Speaker 3: We have put that link on a blog page on
Speaker 3: Links and Guests the World Paper strip Rine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, low, jay Z's trying to dig up some dirt,
Speaker 1: trying to get Buzzby to go away. It usually means
Speaker 1: that you're innocent.
Speaker 2: I don't know about that, but yeah, he's trying to
Speaker 2: do everything he can to get Buzby to just buzz off.
Speaker 3: All right, let's talk about the holidays, because there was
Speaker 3: a huge holiday poll looking at the various activities we've
Speaker 3: got planned.
Speaker 1: This month Americans, eighty.
Speaker 3: Six percent are celebrating Christmas, Hankah, or another winter holiday.
Speaker 3: Almost ninety percent of people celebrating will put up some
Speaker 3: sort of decorations. Seventy five percent will listen to Christmas
Speaker 3: music and watch at least one holiday movie this year,
Speaker 3: and seventy percent of us planned to go and look
Speaker 3: at Lights.
Speaker 4: I can't wait to take Little Sofiago look at Lights.
Speaker 3: Nikki Glazer is more than just a casual Taylor Swift fan.
Speaker 3: She's spent close to one hundred k to attend twenty
Speaker 3: two Eras tour shows. She says she wants to be
Speaker 3: clear that she's included travel, expensive hotels, also flying, putting
Speaker 3: up everyone that she would invite to go with them, tickets,
Speaker 3: merch and she says it was all worth it. She
Speaker 3: says she would have paid even more, and she justifies
Speaker 3: spending that much because she just doesn't have kids.
Speaker 1: In order for me to make myself.
Speaker 3: Feel better, I did look up how much it would
Speaker 3: be to raise a kid.
Speaker 4: Like the cost of raising a kid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like way more than that.
Speaker 4: So she's like happy to spend that money. Yeah, she's
Speaker 4: not privileged, just having fun.
Speaker 3: Alison Chains and Shine Down are amongst some macs being
Speaker 3: looked at for pandemic relief payouts. So this report looks
Speaker 3: at pandemic relief spending and according to the report, three
Speaker 3: members of Alison Chain's got grant money, like Jerry Cantrell
Speaker 3: got one point four million dollars and grant money, and
Speaker 3: the drummer got the same amount. The bass player received
Speaker 3: six hundred and eighty two thousand dollars, and then Shine
Speaker 3: Down reportedly got a total of eight point three million dollars,
Speaker 3: with at least two point five million dollars going to
Speaker 3: three or four band members. This probably is not the
Speaker 3: last you'll hear of the story. I gotta talk to
Speaker 3: my money man.
Speaker 4: How about how illegal or not illegal that is? That's
Speaker 4: those are Houstons headlines.
Speaker 1: It was legal, their business was closing down. Then the
Speaker 1: government was offering money. Now it just gets weird when
Speaker 1: high named people that you think have a lot of money.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like in the court of public opinion. Yeah, TV twelve,
Speaker 4: that's cool.
Speaker 1: Tom Brady got money.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you know, Marshmallow, I saw people were really mad
Speaker 6: about Yeah.
Speaker 1: All right, what do you got on oether? What's going
Speaker 1: on the sports?
Speaker 6: On Thursday Night football? The Chargers came back to beat
Speaker 6: the Broncos thirty four to twenty seven. Texans are gonna
Speaker 6: be back in action tomorrow. They're gonna play the Chiefs
Speaker 6: on the road. They are three and a half point
Speaker 6: underdogs coming into this one. Kickoff is at noon. You
Speaker 6: can watch it on NBC. In college football, last night,
Speaker 6: Sam Houston beat Georgia Southern thirty one to twenty six
Speaker 6: in the New Orillians Bowl. Is the first bowl win
Speaker 6: in Sam Houston's school history. In the College fo Ball playoff,
Speaker 6: that's gonna start tonight with Notre Dame taking on Indiana.
Speaker 6: That'll kick off at seven, and tomorrow Penn State's gonna
Speaker 6: host smu UT He'll take on Clemson, and Ohio State
Speaker 6: will play Tennessee. You can watch all of those games
Speaker 6: on ABC.
Speaker 1: And T and T.
Speaker 6: And in basketball, the Rockets got a win last night.
Speaker 6: They meet the Pelicans one thirty three to one thirteen.
Speaker 6: Jalen Green had thirty one points in the night to
Speaker 6: lead all players in scoring.
Speaker 1: That is what's going on in sports.
Speaker 2: This show is already loose as a goose, but he
Speaker 2: got hell running around him. And Radio Wizard are like
Speaker 2: snorting tequila already.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you doing. There's like powders sniffing
Speaker 1: and doing everything else. Talbrock toe Lord. Okay, so you
Speaker 1: know how this is gonna work. I've got another case
Speaker 1: of beer I gotta give away. We're gonna give away
Speaker 1: the beer.
Speaker 2: We're gonna get into whatever left we have to do
Speaker 2: with open phones, and then the Christmas party. But officially,
Speaker 2: I guess now is when we were supposed to start.
Speaker 1: We already started drinking.
Speaker 8: There.
Speaker 6: I didn't because I you know, I'm a good guy.
Speaker 1: You didn't start drinking.
Speaker 8: I have not.
Speaker 1: I was not handed in a Puerto Rican egg. Noow,
Speaker 1: I don't want you drinking at all. The dumb song
Speaker 1: you wrote okay now using his alternative all Day and
Speaker 1: the Rod Ryan Morning Show ninety five, the buzz hes
Speaker 1: tasted free is good.
Speaker 16: You give something to me if you care?
Speaker 1: Do you want free?
Speaker 16: You know your shirt, bitch, this shirt is free beer Friday,
Speaker 16: Friday Friday.
Speaker 1: There you go, Tessa.
Speaker 19: Bam Friday.
Speaker 7: You've done free Bam Friday. You got a free Bam Friday.
Speaker 7: You got a free Bam Friday, free Bam Friday, and
Speaker 7: bam today. Right Friday, right Friday.
Speaker 2: I knew you were not gonna let us get out
Speaker 2: of here without that free beer Friday, so.
Speaker 1: I needed that Friday. Good morning, good morning, good morning,
Speaker 1: wellthy hello, hello, who's this?
Speaker 2: I'll full though, Alfonsell your color number ten, dude, you
Speaker 2: got the last case of.
Speaker 1: Beer for twenty twenty four. Wow, amazing, it is pretty amazing.
Speaker 8: Dude.
Speaker 2: Congratulations where you from maycoun all right, dude, yeah, well,
Speaker 2: thank you so much.
Speaker 1: Have a merry Christmas. I appreciate you being a part
Speaker 1: of the show. And enjoy that last final case of beer.
Speaker 8: All right.
Speaker 15: Yeah, yeah, I've been listing our twenty years. I'm a
Speaker 15: four year member of the hard four one hundred one
Speaker 15: be Free Girl Friday.
Speaker 1: But maybe this is right number twelve in the last
Speaker 1: twenty years, So yeah, that's what ibelieve.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a great that's a great resume, dude, I
Speaker 2: appreciate everything that resume.
Speaker 1: Those are huge numbers. We gotta bring a hardcore one
Speaker 1: hundred back here.
Speaker 2: Well, I was just gonna say, Alfonso got me thinking
Speaker 2: I'd put them on hold. Uh, Saint Patrick's Day is
Speaker 2: on a Monday, so we technically could be available for
Speaker 2: a live broadcast and all the fun things that come
Speaker 2: along with a live broadcast and all the milk drinking
Speaker 2: and all the other stuff that comes along included in
Speaker 2: their Hardcore one hundred.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, oh boy, it's not a Monday, we
Speaker 1: are available. Check that Mike whiz. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it works. That Mike doesn't work just yes, yeah, we'll
Speaker 1: pick it up.
Speaker 4: He comes share mine. We could be like the backup sings.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't think that mic has ever worked. Hello, there
Speaker 1: you go, There we go. Where As we went a
Speaker 1: little early on open phones. Yeah, yeah, you know a
Speaker 1: little early on drinks.
Speaker 3: You went a little early Rod Sports of Nagasaki had
Speaker 3: I have not had the Nagasaki yet.
Speaker 1: The saki very interesting. But then but they want a
Speaker 1: double hell pour. Come on guys here. It's a nice episode.
Speaker 4: We had the rum, we had the saki, and oh god,
Speaker 4: I'm gonna have to uber here.
Speaker 1: So this is why we went early on open phones,
Speaker 1: because I knew that there's just no time for any
Speaker 1: I mean, I'll try to get in something here.
Speaker 2: I think everybody's I'm assuming that everyone that's calling right
Speaker 2: now is still calling for the beers.
Speaker 1: Chilli just left him. He's like, I'm done. None of
Speaker 1: this was in my contract. It's his Christmas party too,
Speaker 1: I know. He's like, nobody asked me if we can
Speaker 1: go early on open phones. Nothing. I think this is
Speaker 1: Tim though, hy Tim brother, the one they called Tim.
Speaker 1: Hey good morning, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Guys, you're on
Speaker 1: open phones. Man, what you got?
Speaker 10: I gotta say, congratulations, Uh, Tessa, We're gonna miss you.
Speaker 10: But just like Corey said, I won't miss your questions,
Speaker 10: they were horrible.
Speaker 3: You know what, you don't know what you got till
Speaker 3: it's gone. May you have boring asked questions for your
Speaker 3: whole life?
Speaker 1: Of course of boring questions on you. Absolutely, but well
Speaker 1: Tim is here and him saying what he said. And
Speaker 1: then I watched after you announced that you were going
Speaker 1: to be leaving. I watched a little bit of uh
Speaker 1: Houston life, and Derek also congratulated you. Is it a congratulations?
Speaker 1: That's what people are choosing to say. It's just what
Speaker 1: it is. Though, I don't know why are you asking me?
Speaker 1: But Derek said congratulations. I said, yeah, I mean thank you.
Speaker 4: Like what do you say when someone says congrats?
Speaker 1: Right wizard?
Speaker 14: No, I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I guess that's the positive spin on thing. Congratulations. I'm
Speaker 1: losing these turns. Those guys get what you got, Mundo,
Speaker 1: good morning, good morning, good morning. Later later, sir, I
Speaker 1: want to say say, so, we're going to miss you.
Speaker 6: I have an idea.
Speaker 1: What if the Wizard becomes the next co host? Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: yah yah. King met with that guy like I was
Speaker 1: pitching a perfect game for years, I know, and then
Speaker 1: right there he dirt and there he threw it in
Speaker 1: the dirt.
Speaker 4: Might call me, come be on my podcast. You can
Speaker 4: be my co hosts.
Speaker 2: All right, guys, open phones for Iday, Open phones for Iday,
Speaker 2: more like open phones?
Speaker 1: Fried Yay, all.
Speaker 2: Right, I will continue. I'll take another bank of calls afterwards.
Speaker 2: And then there's presence all over the place.
Speaker 1: We got to open gifts.
Speaker 4: Let's open up. I also want to sing a song.
Speaker 1: Have to be drank, I mean, good my goodness. It's
Speaker 1: the loosest show of the year every year.
Speaker 2: We're not letting you down today. Certainly not letting you
Speaker 2: down today. All right, we'll be back after this.
Speaker 15: Houston's Rock, Houston's Alternative, and The rod Ryan Morning.
Speaker 1: Show ninety four or five to bus. Welcome back rod
Speaker 1: Ryan's Show.
Speaker 2: I just told Tessa, I'm like, wait a minute, I
Speaker 2: brought in three bottles of Bubbly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, finally you share with the cruise. Well there's okay,
Speaker 1: Wizard's got it. We definitely don't have any alcohol. Girl,
Speaker 1: This is Italian for seeing you later.
Speaker 5: Oh my own.
Speaker 1: All right, we're gonna get some phone calls. Just added
Speaker 1: to my glasses here, we need more cups. I got them, okay,
Speaker 1: Alex you and then we'll take a couple of more calls.
Speaker 1: I was supposed to idea. We'll open hang on online.
Speaker 11: Kid's Alex online five the buzz All.
Speaker 1: Right, what you're doing today? What I do at the
Speaker 1: end of every year? We're making snowman.
Speaker 6: Yes you know it's not stelling here, but you can
Speaker 6: decorate your snowman however you want. I put the carrot
Speaker 6: where the penis should be because I like to play
Speaker 6: every year. I do that to today lands every year, always,
Speaker 6: always the winner. Make your own snowman at the world
Speaker 6: famous Rod Ryan Show. Pages the buzz back, Let's go.
Speaker 1: That's okay, you're in luck. It's open phones Friday. All right,
Speaker 1: We're gonna get on a couple more calls, and then
Speaker 1: we got to give each other some giftings and do
Speaker 1: our farewells for the year and forever and all that stuff.
Speaker 1: Josh Tree, good morning.
Speaker 8: Good morning, rob Ryan.
Speaker 2: So hello Josh Jerome, what do you have? What could
Speaker 2: you possibly say on this last show?
Speaker 5: Of the year.
Speaker 8: Well, I just wanted to wish y'a merry Christmas and
Speaker 8: I hope y'all have a safe and great holiday. You know,
Speaker 8: y'all deserve it and Tessa gonna miss you.
Speaker 1: Did you just say we deserve it? A break like
Speaker 1: I like that?
Speaker 8: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, Hi, I am not busting balls. Merry Christmas.
Speaker 8: I ain't busting guy.
Speaker 1: Are you getting are you seriously? Are you getting some
Speaker 1: time off?
Speaker 8: I'm getting Christmas Eve, Christmas in New Year's Eve in
Speaker 8: New Year's That's about it.
Speaker 1: Aow guy works, This guy swinging a hammer. Josh Tree.
Speaker 1: All right, Josh, thank you bro. Merry Christmas, Dallas, Daniel,
Speaker 1: good morning, Hey guys.
Speaker 24: I just want to wish you guys a good Christmas
Speaker 24: in New Year's from me and Daisy, and wanted to
Speaker 24: wish Tessa all the best in her in her TV gig.
Speaker 5: There.
Speaker 24: We knew we were going to be fans of her
Speaker 24: when we first met her at that first mile of
Speaker 24: meat and then road that parade float over in Galveston.
Speaker 1: That was so fun. That's been a great run. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was a good gig.
Speaker 4: That was a good assignment.
Speaker 1: Rod, Okay, are you done? Can I say something pass
Speaker 1: that guy. Yes, did you see the Bob Dylan movie yet?
Speaker 24: Not yet?
Speaker 1: It's next tusay I saw he saw mu Fossa. I
Speaker 1: want to see his review about that. Oh really? Okay,
Speaker 1: well but Dylan, what are you hearing? Is it good?
Speaker 1: Is it gonna be great?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 1: Oscar movie heard? It's good? Yeah, that's what they're saying. Okay, yep,
Speaker 1: all right, well listen you and Daisy you are You
Speaker 1: guys are an absolute treat. The best thing going in
Speaker 1: Dallas for sure here here. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: The fact that he comes out to so he comes
Speaker 2: out to more stuff than people that.
Speaker 1: Are in the neighborhoods. That's true. You know that that
Speaker 1: we're doing some of thes. Marco, good morning, you're up
Speaker 1: on open phones? What is going?
Speaker 15: Good morning, everybody? How's it going?
Speaker 8: Hello?
Speaker 1: Marco, you're on open phones?
Speaker 8: Man?
Speaker 1: What you got? Dude?
Speaker 6: I just want to say, I hope you guys have
Speaker 6: a great holidays and has a good luck on your
Speaker 6: little adventures that you gotta have in.
Speaker 1: The TV thing.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 1: I don't know nothing about that, but I'll give it
Speaker 1: a try.
Speaker 9: Cool.
Speaker 4: I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna give it a try.
Speaker 4: I appreciate that.
Speaker 8: All right.
Speaker 1: You can thank Michelle for all these extra calls today.
Speaker 1: It's Michelle, Michelle, good morning, Hi, good morning. Okay. So
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if it was a good idea or not,
Speaker 1: but I took I took your advice. I mean, she's like, yeah, turned,
Speaker 1: I must know something. She said you should go early
Speaker 1: on open phones Friday. So yeah, we did go early.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't think I'll take any more advice from you
Speaker 2: moving forward.
Speaker 19: For you.
Speaker 1: You know, I don't know about that either, but I
Speaker 1: like that. Okay, good what you got for open phones today.
Speaker 8: I just wanted to.
Speaker 12: Say a couple of things.
Speaker 1: Chessa.
Speaker 12: I then when first met you were really nice, and
Speaker 12: then it's kind of went downhill from there, and then
Speaker 12: you started growing back on me like a nice little
Speaker 12: fun guy. But you you've always been sweet to me.
Speaker 1: I love you.
Speaker 12: I'm glad you're taking self care and you're going to
Speaker 12: continue on television, so I will continue to listen to
Speaker 12: you since I cannot see you.
Speaker 1: I'm just real quick. Send me your resume for January. Thanks, Okay,
Speaker 1: I got.
Speaker 12: It ready to go. I will send it right away, yes.
Speaker 1: Right away, all right, Michelle is the boss. I love you.
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas.
Speaker 8: I love you just the way.
Speaker 2: See here, all right, I mean Bubba, Bubba's gotta get
Speaker 2: Bubba's gotta.
Speaker 1: Be on Bubba. Yes, sir, Merry Christmas or everybody, Merry
Speaker 1: Christmas to you, bro? What you got for open phones? Well,
Speaker 1: I wanted to send a test off with a big horn. Hole,
Speaker 1: send her off with a horn. Bubba's in the truck, Bubba,
Speaker 1: Let's have it, let's have it. Huh yeah, dude, yeah, dude, Bubba.
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2: Keep the rubber side down right, yes, not the durable
Speaker 2: sex come rubber.
Speaker 1: The tires of his are I think that's what they meant.
Speaker 11: Merry Christmas. From The Ron Ryan Show, Son of a
Speaker 11: Cracker on ninety four five.
Speaker 5: The bus.
Speaker 1: Should we start at least moving some presence?
Speaker 4: There's one by you open it.
Speaker 1: Oh, there are gifts right to go right there?
Speaker 4: Let him go have no say years.
Speaker 1: Okay, because I don't have my stuff pressed passed out.
Speaker 1: I think I think, did you just pass years out there? Everybody?
Speaker 4: So whatever was there, I passed it out?
Speaker 1: Okay, I have I have to pass mine out, Okay.
Speaker 4: I can help you.
Speaker 8: Let me do that.
Speaker 1: Let's just do that. It's three minutes, okay, three minutes,
Speaker 1: and then we'll get everybody the gifts that they need
Speaker 1: to get so that the deer.
Speaker 2: Them and then we could start opening gifts and say
Speaker 2: our final thoughts, wrap up this year.
Speaker 5: What a year it was.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get this stained rolling lowest in me.
Speaker 2: Five the bus, Good morning, rod Ryan's Show. Okay, room
Speaker 2: full of people, open mics.
Speaker 1: Meaning they're all on, so you're gonna pick up all
Speaker 1: the sounds that are happening here in the room that
Speaker 1: we're in.
Speaker 2: Last show of the year for the rod Ryan Show,
Speaker 2: last show ever for Tessa.
Speaker 1: The beers are gone.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we're gonna be able to squeeze
Speaker 2: on it any more phone calls because everybody gets a
Speaker 2: little crazy this time of year. Yeah, and starts getting
Speaker 2: people gifts. This This was a this is a tradition
Speaker 2: on The rod Ryan Show since since year one. If
Speaker 2: I can't share a quick story, Alex will know this,
Speaker 2: so we don't ever say anything. It's just, Hey, we're
Speaker 2: going to exchange gifts and we're gonna come in here,
Speaker 2: and I know Alex is gonna remember this. It was
Speaker 2: the last show of the year. I don't know how
Speaker 2: long Dinah had been here, but like, we have all
Speaker 2: these bags and gifts.
Speaker 1: You see, it's crazy in here. It's wilds wid there's
Speaker 1: gifts all over the place. And Donna didn't know, like
Speaker 1: she thought it was just like a little, you know,
Speaker 1: white elephant thing, you know, get somebody a little thing.
Speaker 1: She got me a used Guns N' Roses cassette with
Speaker 1: the price tag on it two ninety nine from the
Speaker 1: local record store. Year and she walks out of here
Speaker 1: with this huge hall. She's like, oh my god, I
Speaker 1: feel so bad. Yeah, I didn't know. You guys actually
Speaker 1: got real gifts for everybody the millennium. Ye yea, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah. So she felt really bad.
Speaker 2: Well, listen, this show is all about Tesla because it's
Speaker 2: her life show. So let's test open one first. I
Speaker 2: got you something she's been dying to open up, like
Speaker 2: I was gonna.
Speaker 1: Do it by myself.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm opening there.
Speaker 1: I mean, no crap. We're in the middle of that
Speaker 1: stained song.
Speaker 2: She's like, guys, I'm just like a kid does She's
Speaker 2: waiting for someone to give her approval.
Speaker 1: She's like guys, I think I'm gonna go early. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think I'm just going to open something's gonna do it.
Speaker 1: We're all like, no, you want to take the shot.
Speaker 1: That's what someone told me. That's what it says it
Speaker 1: on the box.
Speaker 4: Actually it all the way.
Speaker 1: Their friendship lamps. So wow, she's gone.
Speaker 6: Now you can keep that at your house and then
Speaker 6: you tap the lamp and then it glows on our end,
Speaker 6: and then we can put it in the studio. So
Speaker 6: it's like, oh, I hate what you guys just said
Speaker 6: about me. She could tap it and blow and eyes
Speaker 6: and then we can be like test that wake up bitch,
Speaker 6: and we can we can.
Speaker 5: Do that and the.
Speaker 1: Well, so they're they're synced up. Do the colors refract,
Speaker 1: pick which color you want on your end, but then
Speaker 1: it like blows slider. Okay, amazing. I love it.
Speaker 6: Alex.
Speaker 1: It's like even though you've tried to get away from me,
Speaker 1: so you can't really My friendship lamps came in from Alex.
Speaker 1: Good one.
Speaker 6: And then we also got something out of her gift too,
Speaker 6: because we get to keep having we have to have
Speaker 6: a lamp in here now.
Speaker 1: Sorry, hell said, I got to open this. Everybody just
Speaker 1: opened up a present. I don't just want to be
Speaker 1: there's I mean, we're not really I mean, is Hall
Speaker 1: opened something up? Just grab it, captain now, Captain Cash said,
Speaker 1: I you said I have to open this. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna open up everything. But because it's stupid, but
Speaker 1: it's it's the little kid. Oh, Bucky's one. You needed
Speaker 1: a fresh pair o Buffalo Bill's wristbands. He's a badass.
Speaker 5: What are they?
Speaker 4: What are they?
Speaker 1: Buffalo Bill's wristbands? They're going on right now? Say yeah,
Speaker 1: I got a few things that I'm like, I want
Speaker 1: to get.
Speaker 2: There's a couple of things that are in Chili's bag
Speaker 2: that I want to get a picture of him with
Speaker 2: which huh yeah this.
Speaker 11: One here, Okay, I want to picture.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I was like, is this a soldier boy?
Speaker 16: Eggnog?
Speaker 1: Because it says you freaking the sheets the Excel sheets
Speaker 1: that that mic does not work.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Wizard, you gotta come over here, NEETs, you
Speaker 2: got sheets.
Speaker 1: It's a coffee mug, but it says freaking the look
Speaker 1: at this. Appreciate it.
Speaker 12: So much.
Speaker 1: Hey, somebody get a picture of Chili opening up that mug.
Speaker 4: What does that say?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Does it say I'd rather I'd rather be watching What Blue. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's so funny. All we need is Tom SEL's mustache
Speaker 4: right here.
Speaker 2: But don't think I almost did get you an eight
Speaker 2: by ten signed Tom Sellick picture.
Speaker 1: You gotta show it all right, Alex, Uh, waste.
Speaker 9: Your time on me.
Speaker 2: You're already boys, say time?
Speaker 4: My yet got the Gouda saying we got the guy.
Speaker 1: To probably sing for those of you not watching us
Speaker 1: on Facebook or or YouTube, that's the lyrics that are
Speaker 1: on the shirt.
Speaker 4: And I'm not sure it's Uh he's a great Giants
Speaker 4: colors perfect perfect?
Speaker 19: Yeah?
Speaker 6: What what did else?
Speaker 2: So let me guess Mama Cash did all the rapping
Speaker 2: I already talked about like she's the world's greatest rapper.
Speaker 1: Story she's expecting that her and Eminem.
Speaker 4: So much drye January.
Speaker 1: January. Hell, you're supposed to be opening stuff too.
Speaker 4: He's a watcher.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, good?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Are we getting back in?
Speaker 19: Yeah?
Speaker 1: We're back? Are we back? We're back?
Speaker 5: What is that?
Speaker 1: That's a whole good one, good one. He got me
Speaker 1: a new GoPro We've been out of business with GoPro him.
Speaker 1: We're back with goproic. All right, We're back with GoPro alright.
Speaker 1: Video in twenty twenty five. Video in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: What are you wearing? Alex? Got me a giant beanie
Speaker 1: has red hair like a wig. Now you're a ginger boy.
Speaker 1: It's a flame thrower fire pit. Oh oh sick. You
Speaker 1: should play it in the studio just to make our engineer,
Speaker 1: Bob Matt How got me a steamball kit? What is it?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have so much time to garden and then yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll put this. I'll put this on my compound. You
Speaker 1: can make all kinds of things.
Speaker 19: What is it?
Speaker 3: Harrott cauliflower, seeds, okra onions.
Speaker 1: You're gonna grows, dude, so many. I'm gonna be a farmer,
Speaker 1: pot farmer.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna be a gardener. I feel like that's some
Speaker 4: kind of Stewart garden and I want to do it
Speaker 4: because she did it.
Speaker 1: I feel like one person is buying that, not you,
Speaker 1: not how somebody's buying that to grow weed?
Speaker 4: Right, Well, that's that's neither here nor there.
Speaker 1: What did you just hand me, Alex? Let's do guys.
Speaker 1: It is insandy. I hope you guys are watching along
Speaker 1: on our Facebook page. Who is this from are we
Speaker 1: still on YouTube?
Speaker 4: Who is this?
Speaker 20: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What's your own?
Speaker 19: Alex?
Speaker 1: Thank you Alex. That's for you finally watched Sopranos.
Speaker 6: You finally did it, and now you have your own
Speaker 6: Sopranos and Bluetooth speaker and it also connects and you
Speaker 6: have the jukebox in your house.
Speaker 2: But it's an old school jukebox like you saw the
Speaker 2: diner that is so awesome, like the one they had
Speaker 2: the Sopranos is so cool.
Speaker 1: Emergency radio for when I go camping. Uh yes, oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, in.
Speaker 3: Case it keeps my outdoor activity safe, disasters anytime, ready
Speaker 3: prepared safety, love it.
Speaker 1: Flashlights, aler, power sources. Everyone needs this.
Speaker 3: But I have it.
Speaker 1: Looks like a bar over.
Speaker 4: I know I'm going to open a bar shows.
Speaker 1: Over, fireball, Chili's opening up something.
Speaker 4: Okay, what are you opening?
Speaker 1: Is a sleeping mask?
Speaker 5: Napping?
Speaker 19: Good? Put on?
Speaker 1: So Chili's got a napping mask.
Speaker 4: So good.
Speaker 1: That's going to go so well with my blackout curtains.
Speaker 1: Put it on, he says, napping queen. There you go.
Speaker 4: Keep it like that?
Speaker 5: So good?
Speaker 1: That is so funny.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I promise there are pictures being taken and we
Speaker 2: will put some of these somewhere, wizards taking pictures at
Speaker 2: least a pizza maker.
Speaker 19: Over.
Speaker 3: It's time to play giants football, poor girl, So you
Speaker 3: wait next to.
Speaker 1: You when you're not bad, Sophia, do a shot or something?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Who is shot? Rod? Do that one?
Speaker 8: Do this one?
Speaker 19: Here?
Speaker 7: This is from you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's gonna fit perfect. Okay, did miss did
Speaker 1: miss Christina wrap this Chili? Have you ever wrapped the present?
Speaker 4: I was just gonna put your name on it on
Speaker 4: the box.
Speaker 1: Have you ever wrapped the present?
Speaker 25: No?
Speaker 1: I don't know that hell has either. Okay not since
Speaker 1: he met Mama Cash. All right, I'm opening up Chili's
Speaker 1: present right now. He did you?
Speaker 19: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was this on your trip from back from Dallas?
Speaker 1: Was on my trip back from Dallas? Like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: everybody gets everybody everybody gets bombas socks every day.
Speaker 8: The rest is got a baby and mom.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to open up Chili's. I never blame that
Speaker 1: bottle of fire. I will never blame mis Christina for anything.
Speaker 1: She's an angel. Alright, so that's gonna be perfect for you,
Speaker 1: right yeah, O, my god, y m c A. Yeah, Chili,
Speaker 1: you gotta put it on. If you gotta love that Chili?
Speaker 8: This all right?
Speaker 2: So it's well, only Hal and Wizard will remember the
Speaker 2: Captain nintil Yeah, okay, so it is a yacht rock
Speaker 2: bill's cap.
Speaker 1: Stop. That is so funny.
Speaker 4: But then the other part of the in the boxes, Dad,
Speaker 4: how you gotta wear those? Oh my god, Alex it good,
Speaker 4: It's perfect.
Speaker 1: This is so funny. Thank you Chili. All right, hang on,
Speaker 1: I gotta put on my riprap you the wonder woman.
Speaker 1: All right, I gotta take a break. Guys, we have
Speaker 1: to take a break. I don't have to that's all right.
Speaker 1: Let's take a break. Figure out what Who hasn't opened
Speaker 1: up something yet? There are presents all over the place.
Speaker 2: All right, wait, all right, we will come back and
Speaker 2: wrap up this mess of a show. It's the annual
Speaker 2: Rod Ryan Show Christmas Party. We'll have some final thoughts
Speaker 2: with Tessa before we get out of here.
Speaker 1: Don't go anywhere. Houston's Rocking Alternatives The Morning.
Speaker 5: Show from six to ten am N five.
Speaker 1: The Buzz. Welcome back, everybody, you love that we made
Speaker 1: any Rod?
Speaker 5: What the hell is this?
Speaker 8: What is what?
Speaker 1: What the hell is this?
Speaker 4: Tell me? Where's this box?
Speaker 5: Is this my gift.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, it's very beautiful, very game of thronesy.
Speaker 1: That's nice that you waited until the end. What does
Speaker 1: it say? Good luck finding better co workers than us?
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 4: It's perfect.
Speaker 1: Will Garrett, do you see this? I want you to
Speaker 1: drink my tears from this glass.
Speaker 5: I want you.
Speaker 1: I want you to drink a stiff one in front
Speaker 1: of Derek in that cup. Okay, I got you anything
Speaker 1: for you on the show.
Speaker 2: All right, it's it's almost nine fifty five. So everything
Speaker 2: else that we didn't get to, we're not getting to.
Speaker 6: I don't know the show.
Speaker 1: I mean, I still have like ten things that I
Speaker 1: haven't opened yet.
Speaker 2: It's just you know, that's okay. I'll get to all
Speaker 2: that stuff. This is like one of my favorite things
Speaker 2: of the whole year. You know, this last show, and
Speaker 2: everybody's kind of loose, and that's not.
Speaker 1: What this show is. It's supposed to sound that way,
Speaker 1: but it never is, okay, and I hope that it
Speaker 1: sounds like that. It's always used the Seinfeld reference. There
Speaker 1: was not a television show.
Speaker 2: I know it's a real old reference now, but there
Speaker 2: wasn't a show that was more rehearsed than the Seinfeld Show,
Speaker 2: and it was supposed to meant like it was explained
Speaker 2: to me that it was supposed to be four people
Speaker 2: just hanging out and doing nothing. Yeah, and there was
Speaker 2: not a more rehearsed show in the history of television.
Speaker 2: So this show is meant to be four people hanging
Speaker 2: out and just chit chatting all the time. But there's
Speaker 2: a lot of planning, a lot of work that goes
Speaker 2: into it. This is like the one day where I
Speaker 2: kind of allow it to be like a little looser,
Speaker 2: a little a lot looser chili, like it's the Wizard,
Speaker 2: and then then it's in front of Wizard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what did you mess up? What did you
Speaker 1: think when you heard open phones music at eight ten?
Speaker 1: Reserve comment back to you that was Michelle Michelle, Oh yeah, yeah, well,
Speaker 1: you know, I kind of liked it. I think we
Speaker 1: need to talk to about Tessa a little bit more.
Speaker 1: It's been it's just you know, what an amazing run
Speaker 1: you've had, you know, and it's it's been graz It's.
Speaker 3: Been the craziest, wildest ride of my life. And in
Speaker 3: the best way, in the best way, so full disclosure,
Speaker 3: I wanted Wizard to play this one song I really
Speaker 3: liked because I had like taken out some words and
Speaker 3: added my own.
Speaker 4: But we don't have it in the system.
Speaker 1: In the system, I don't know, we really don't.
Speaker 4: But do you guys care if I try to like
Speaker 4: acapella it.
Speaker 1: Ahead and tell you can sing a little bit to
Speaker 1: you go wrong? How could get worse?
Speaker 4: And honestly, it's gonna probably be really bad.
Speaker 1: But okay, alrighty, this is this is your exit.
Speaker 4: Ready.
Speaker 26: I know you wanted me to stay, but I can't
Speaker 26: ignore these stupid games.
Speaker 1: Rud makes me play.
Speaker 26: And I heard that there's a special place where boys
Speaker 26: and girls can all be queen's. Every single day, I'm
Speaker 26: having wicked dreams of leaving Alex.
Speaker 1: P she was in life. I swear it's calling me.
Speaker 5: God, what have I done?
Speaker 1: I'm a pink pony girl and a dance at the club. Oh, darling,
Speaker 1: I'm just having fun. I'm a pink phony girl. It's
Speaker 1: where I belong down at that anyone pink.
Speaker 26: Club.
Speaker 1: That's it. You can say.
Speaker 13: All this time, you could sing, Holy craps, She'll be
Speaker 13: auditioning on amateur night at your nearest.
Speaker 3: Catch me at the open mic. When we were doing
Speaker 3: I should have not drank all that when we were
Speaker 3: going through this process. Wizard and I were going through
Speaker 3: this process last time to get in somebody, to bring
Speaker 3: in somebody after Dinah. Tessa was the last phone.
Speaker 1: Call that we made. We said, we got this chick.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: She's like, she's going to she's out in LA, but
Speaker 2: she's in Texas because she's going to some job fair
Speaker 2: does this reference?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a TV conference.
Speaker 2: Okay, so there's some TV conference. And I said, well, listen,
Speaker 2: if she's in Texas, then let's meet her. See if
Speaker 2: she can be here tomorrow.
Speaker 1: I said that. So it was just like I'll call her.
Speaker 1: It's like, you got to be here tomorrow. She was like, okay,
Speaker 1: I'll be there tomorrow. Because you lived in LA at
Speaker 1: the time, but.
Speaker 3: You were I was going to fly to Corpus. Yeah,
Speaker 3: so I was gonna yeah, yeah, I was going to
Speaker 3: come go to San Antonio. I was getting ready to
Speaker 3: go to San Antonio.
Speaker 1: So you borrow your brothers. I know some of the
Speaker 1: story you bought. You borrowed your brother's car.
Speaker 3: My brother thankfully has an extra ride, and I'm just
Speaker 3: going to take it in the morning and come over here.
Speaker 4: To be here and watch the show. It's very early.
Speaker 4: We got in a car wreck that night.
Speaker 3: I was driving my sister and my little brother and
Speaker 3: sister to go get like treats, like ice cream or something,
Speaker 3: and someone t boned us in the middle of the intersection,
Speaker 3: and I told my brother's car and I called him.
Speaker 4: I was like, hey, I was like, I need your insurance.
Speaker 4: He was in Vegas at the time. He was like,
Speaker 4: whose fault was it. I was like, not mine.
Speaker 3: I was like, but I need your rental insurancecause I
Speaker 3: need a rental car. I was like, I have to
Speaker 3: go do this thing in Houston. I was like, I
Speaker 3: just need to see what it's what it's about, right,
Speaker 3: And so I rent it. I got it in a
Speaker 3: rental car. I hauled up here and I did the
Speaker 3: interview and then yeah, I actually, yeah, on time. Any
Speaker 3: other body who wants this job. She was here after
Speaker 3: a car wrecking on time?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that part of
Speaker 1: the story. And then you were sitting in Wizard's office
Speaker 1: and I can't remember. I was super busy.
Speaker 2: I mean, of course I was going to take the
Speaker 2: time to sit down and talk to you, But I
Speaker 2: remember running in there and I think I said, draw
Speaker 2: a picture of yourself, Like I guess whatever he was
Speaker 2: talking about. I ran in there with a clipboard and
Speaker 2: I said, draw a picture of yourself right now, like
Speaker 2: who are you?
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm the guy. I'm the guy. I don't
Speaker 1: worry about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, draw a picture of yourself and uh, And I
Speaker 2: remember you doing that. And then we got a chance
Speaker 2: to talk and sit around. And you were the last
Speaker 2: person that we talked to. I mean, we had gone through,
Speaker 2: we flew people in the whole thing, and like, what.
Speaker 1: Do we have to lose.
Speaker 2: She's in Texas, let's just get her here. And then
Speaker 2: you turned out to be the one. So it was awesome.
Speaker 1: It was awesome. It's been a great five years.
Speaker 8: Thank you.
Speaker 3: It's been awesome. Thank you, thank you for the five years.
Speaker 3: And the listeners have been out of this world. I
Speaker 3: didn't understand like you kept saying it, like, oh, the listeners,
Speaker 3: it's nothing like it. It's a whole new animal you're
Speaker 3: gonna see. And I had I really did. I learned
Speaker 3: that day.
Speaker 1: I learned.
Speaker 3: That from that day fourth So I'm just so appreciative
Speaker 3: of them. It's been my pleasure.
Speaker 1: So the search is on.
Speaker 2: We don't have anybody yet. I mean, that's the God's
Speaker 2: honest truth. We don't have anybody yet. When we come
Speaker 2: back here on January sixth, it'll be me and the
Speaker 2: twins us.
Speaker 5: Out.
Speaker 1: Wizard's already volunteered, like you know, you know, I could
Speaker 1: like maybe, you know, hands up over here, jack up
Speaker 1: my voice a little bit.
Speaker 2: I could do rerec checks he's telling, you know, he
Speaker 2: already handed me his resume of what he's done on
Speaker 2: the air, Like great if we need it. But for
Speaker 2: everyone else, I mean, thank you so much for the
Speaker 2: five years. Hell, thank you, thank you for Hell, thank
Speaker 2: you for twenty one years. Hall has been on the
Speaker 2: show twenty one years.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I still yeah. I met Hal right when
Speaker 1: I got here, and I got put together by our
Speaker 1: friend Charlie, and he said, I don't know, you two
Speaker 1: just need to meet, and I'm so glad that we met.
Speaker 1: And then I said, what do you do? And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I don't know. Rock out with your
Speaker 1: stock out. It happened just like that. It was stupid,
Speaker 1: and then it was one of those things that like
Speaker 1: it fell out of your mouth and then the toothpaste
Speaker 1: was out of the tube and that's it. You're done.
Speaker 1: Now you got to call it rock out with your stock,
Speaker 1: I think. But so much more than that, you know that,
Speaker 1: so much more than that.
Speaker 2: How's been there for every charity, every single contest, judge, everything,
Speaker 2: you name it. He's been there, you know, Wizard, Thank
Speaker 2: you for your leadership, I guess Jesus. First, be nice
Speaker 2: if you liked something that we did on the show, Whizz,
Speaker 2: it'd be so much cooler if you enjoyed the show.
Speaker 2: All I hear about is what sucked, like the There's
Speaker 2: got to be something there that's good.
Speaker 1: Thank you for everything.
Speaker 3: Love you, love you, love you and Chila and Alex
Speaker 3: and Rod and how no one else.
Speaker 1: Can leave though and jokes yea, yeah, that's why we're
Speaker 1: starting a union, the unionized. It was a great year
Speaker 1: for ratings.
Speaker 2: It was a great year what our company cares about,
Speaker 2: for revenue, but it was just it was a great year.
Speaker 2: We accomplished so much. We did so much, the charities
Speaker 2: did well. The twentieth anniversary party was just the most
Speaker 2: crazy thing ever.
Speaker 8: It was.
Speaker 1: One of the top concerts that I've ever been to.
Speaker 2: I've been to it, and we've all been to a
Speaker 2: million concerts, and I know we kind of all walked
Speaker 2: away from that saying, wow, that was something special. You know,
Speaker 2: it was just something different. It was just it was
Speaker 2: really really awesome, and uh, that was just an amazing
Speaker 2: part of this year. You know, I'll never forget it.
Speaker 2: I will absolutely never, ever ever forget it.
Speaker 1: And Mark Sherman at the very top. Yeah, big big boss,
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 8: Is that it?
Speaker 1: We gotta go.
Speaker 6: Spootacular passing Spoos Facula Tomorrow twenty twelve, Rust Street, Cobo.
Speaker 6: What time it's going to start at Aladin. We go
Speaker 6: on at one thirty. Can watch all the football games
Speaker 6: Texans will be on.
Speaker 9: And then we'll be on.
Speaker 1: We'll come hang out with us.
Speaker 2: Adam the cop already stopped buying. He'd be coding the
Speaker 2: killer this morning. Thank you to Smoke Barbecue and catering.
Speaker 1: That food was crazy.
Speaker 2: Thank you to the rod Ryan Show family for continuing
Speaker 2: to be a family every morning with us. All right,
Speaker 2: thank you Specs for the beers and guys, all these gifts.
Speaker 1: It's crazy and chili.
Speaker 4: I'm not crying. My mom always told me, just an FYI,
Speaker 4: we're ugly criers.
Speaker 1: That's not something you want to do in public. That's
Speaker 1: it is. Jeremy up next.
Speaker 2: He's up next, all right, so best I can tell,
Speaker 2: somebody's got to clean this place up.
Speaker 1: All right, I'll help, I'll help, all right.
Speaker 2: Guys for the year, thank you, have an awesome Christmas
Speaker 2: season with your friends and your family.
Speaker 1: I love every single one of you. For one final time,
Speaker 1: for twenty twenty four, a m as.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 1: Wasn't that fun?
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