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Speaker 1: Let's go to Battle Creek, Michigan. A police cadet got
Speaker 1: a bit of a surprise. The cadet was given the
Speaker 1: task of serving some subpoenuts.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's probably pretty cool for him. You know, Hello,
Speaker 2: who is it?
Speaker 1: Uh? Yes, Uh, Battle Creek Police Department. Oh what's going on?
Speaker 1: You've been served? Oh it wasn't that easy though. At
Speaker 1: the house. Uh that he stopped buying Battle Creek nine
Speaker 1: forty Saturday morning, five year old boy answered the door
Speaker 1: with a knife.
Speaker 2: Hey man, that kid's smart and he's protecting himself.
Speaker 1: The cadet then called an officer for backup and asked
Speaker 1: the child to have an adult come to the door.
Speaker 1: The child comes back moments later, this time armed with
Speaker 1: a loaded handgun.
Speaker 2: Five year old the help man learn young In there, buddy.
Speaker 1: If I'm this cadet, what's running through your mind at
Speaker 1: this point?
Speaker 2: Is this really worth it?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Is this the career path? Come on? I mean, I
Speaker 2: think this is a sign from somebody.
Speaker 1: They're supposed to be easing me in with stuff like this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is the easiest thing. Hey send out that.
Speaker 2: Basically the intern. And I'm not downplaying any cadets right now,
Speaker 2: but basically, you know, they're like almost like the intern.
Speaker 2: He look, dude, send the intern out to send these,
Speaker 2: you know, to issue these. We can't be wasting other
Speaker 2: real cops time with this.
Speaker 1: Hey on, a he did that. By the way, the
Speaker 1: cadet successfully disarmed a five year old and diffuse the situation.
Speaker 2: I knew you were going to be a cop as
Speaker 2: one of your jobs. Actually, I was in school for it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know you were going to be a cop? Were
Speaker 2: you a cadet?
Speaker 1: Ever? No, No, I was taking college courses. I was
Speaker 1: going I was only going to go to college for
Speaker 1: two years and they go straight into the police academy.
Speaker 2: I took. I took a couple of criminology classes, but
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say I was studying to be a cop.
Speaker 1: I have actually a huge amount of credits in that.
Speaker 1: Right now, maybe you should go ahead. You know it's
Speaker 1: too old, too fat, but yeah, you never know. You
Speaker 1: never life throws your curveball sometimes.
Speaker 2: Would you really be right now if you said, if
Speaker 2: it wasn't a too old thing, would you be a cop?
Speaker 2: Or absolutely not? No, not with the way everything is.
Speaker 2: And that's no disrespect to any of you cops. You
Speaker 2: know that you love all you men and women.
Speaker 1: You No, it's quite the opposite with I watch the
Speaker 1: daily struggles and challenges my sister and two cousins who
Speaker 1: are full time police officers, all three of them have
Speaker 1: been cops for more than twenty years, and the crap
Speaker 1: they have to deal with, not just out in the field,
Speaker 1: but you know, the way they're perceived. Oh, I know,
Speaker 1: And it's just it's just not it's just not a headache.
Speaker 1: I think anyone should have to put up with no.
Speaker 1: And that's why I was saying, thank you all the
Speaker 1: men and women to do that. I know.
Speaker 2: With my one cousin, she uh, she's like, you don't
Speaker 2: even know what the environment's like now, called me Bobby.
Speaker 2: But then they have they have another cousin, my wife's
Speaker 2: cousin who uh he just retired actually, and he's he's like,
Speaker 2: wipe my hands on it. He's also a Jersey cop.
Speaker 2: Think of that.
Speaker 1: Well, to be one anywhere these days is absolutely challenging.
Speaker 2: But son, our young man that the cadet, I think
Speaker 2: you may want to check other routes, you know, the
Speaker 2: mall mall cop.
Speaker 1: Maybe he could be one of those who are the
Speaker 1: ones that they give the real cop cars to. But
Speaker 1: they're it just is like, you know, oh, it's community
Speaker 1: officer on patrol. Yeah, community yeah, they call him cops, right,
Speaker 1: community officer patrol.
Speaker 2: I ain't driving that car unless I'm armed as well.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. It's the I bet that I bet the
Speaker 2: cars have governors on them.
Speaker 1: Speed.
Speaker 2: Speed, Yeah, it's the lack of speed or the lack
Speaker 2: of respect. I'm telling you, I'm not even getting in
Speaker 2: that car. Even that little ticket guy that drives around
Speaker 2: like there's one in winter Park. Uh uh. He's always
Speaker 2: wearing his Oakley's and stuff. He's a real dick. I
Speaker 2: mean no offense that. It's just you know, writing tickets.
Speaker 2: I saw somebody parked a little bit crooked.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, here we go. It's only Tuesday and we've
Speaker 1: already got the duh study of the week.
Speaker 2: Would they give money for this time?
Speaker 1: New study done in rodents which uh male rodents and
Speaker 1: translates over to uh male humans, has found it males
Speaker 1: who win fights are more more willing to fight in
Speaker 1: the future.
Speaker 2: Well no ass, yeah, doing research to determine this.
Speaker 1: It's in our genetics.
Speaker 2: It's like dogs, same thing. We all know that guy
Speaker 2: who's ready to throw down and whoop ass to the
Speaker 2: drop of a hat.
Speaker 1: Uh huh. It's because you will kick your ass and
Speaker 1: you can usually just see.
Speaker 2: It right in their eyes.
Speaker 1: Itching to do it, happy to do it.
Speaker 2: It's like that guy that all of a sudden, you
Speaker 2: know you're going in his garage because he left his
Speaker 2: garage opening, and you get in and you're grabbing some
Speaker 2: of the stuff that's out there, some tools and out
Speaker 2: he walks and goes, man, I haven't kicked. Anybody's asking
Speaker 2: about a day, today's your day. I am ready give
Speaker 2: here pal an MMA body. I told you about him,
Speaker 2: an MMA body, and he trained and fought professional anyway.
Speaker 2: So he had all these construction workers around his house
Speaker 2: and and they want him blocked his driveway, and he
Speaker 2: walked out guys like probably about six foot six or so.
Speaker 2: My buddy walks up to him and goes, and my
Speaker 2: buddy is in his They call that outfit. I think
Speaker 2: a gee right, you know what I'm talking about, the
Speaker 2: MMA outfit. My buddy's in his outfit right there. And
Speaker 2: uh and the guy gets up in my buddy's face,
Speaker 2: and once he stepped on his property, he just goes.
Speaker 2: He looked him square in the eyes. He goes, all right, man,
Speaker 2: let's go.
Speaker 1: He goes.
Speaker 2: You don't understand I ain't one of these little pussies
Speaker 2: in this town. He goes, right now, that's six foot
Speaker 2: six or whatever, dude.
Speaker 1: That just dropped him.
Speaker 2: Oh god, no, no, no, my buddy would have broken
Speaker 2: this guy's neck. And that six foot six guy as
Speaker 2: soon as my buddy just got he goes. He goes,
Speaker 2: right now, boy, it's your day. And the guy just
Speaker 2: goes like, man, just calm down a little bit, called back.
Speaker 2: He just don't ever step on my property. And I
Speaker 2: can't say all the words anyway. You do not talk
Speaker 2: about fight Club.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: I told you. I walked in and my daughters were
Speaker 2: watching that over the Christmas.
Speaker 1: Break quality movie. Uh huh, okay, this again. Playboy is
Speaker 1: gonna return to print for him again.
Speaker 2: I thought they were there still.
Speaker 1: No, No, they remember they they killed it about five
Speaker 1: years ago.
Speaker 2: It was just online.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they're bringing it back. I have more on this. Uh.
Speaker 1: And in the first video footage of the new cover
Speaker 1: of the February tenth issue.
Speaker 2: Hold on, I'm going to the Facebook page right now.
Speaker 2: You got a video.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Laurie Harvey will be gracing the cover.
Speaker 2: Wow, she's a good looking one.
Speaker 1: Hey, Laurie.
Speaker 2: Humbob.
Speaker 1: They haven't been in print in five years. And before
Speaker 1: that they had gone out briefly for a while and
Speaker 1: changed I guess publishers, and then came back again and
Speaker 1: it's just been on again off.
Speaker 2: They would give to do bikinis for a while, right,
Speaker 2: did they go do you think they're going back to
Speaker 2: magazine form because of all the you know, the porn
Speaker 2: stuff and whatever getting blocked. No, no, no, who are
Speaker 2: you gonna ask me if you want online triple X pornography?
Speaker 1: Playboy's not doing it for you.
Speaker 2: No, no, you got to go back to that last story,
Speaker 2: like Michigan, two stories that you had Michigan. I think
Speaker 2: it was you know, Flint, you got who still has
Speaker 2: neody magazines just laying around?
Speaker 1: Series?
Speaker 2: I know there's series swear, I know people do. Are
Speaker 2: you kidding? Tell me one instance where I won't say who,
Speaker 2: but you know a lawyer friend of mine who has
Speaker 2: a office and there are vintage Playboys there.
Speaker 1: Okay, vintage Playboy I'm talking about. Hey, have you seen
Speaker 1: the new issue of Playboy. I've got it right over
Speaker 1: there on that coffee table.
Speaker 2: Look at the January edition right here. No, I mean,
Speaker 2: I so like eight copies one w j R R.
Speaker 2: Orlando's gas station