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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of Idiotology with Lyncha Taco one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w JR R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, this hour I brought

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<v Speaker 2>you by JRS Cash giveaways thousand bucks, thirteen times each weekday.

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<v Speaker 2>It's called rock the bank, and you all have been

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<v Speaker 2>doing that, particularly during this show, The Lynching Tacos show

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<v Speaker 2>this week Bam bam bam, three mornings in a row

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<v Speaker 2>at the nine oh five keyword.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. So when you hear these contests, you just think

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<v Speaker 3>I can't win that. Well, William from Palm Bay one

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<v Speaker 3>on Tuesday, I believe right, the Dina from New Submurta

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<v Speaker 3>Beach one on Wednesday, and Mark I'm sorry Marie from

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<v Speaker 3>Longwood one yesterday. So there's a chance for you to win.

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<v Speaker 3>Just enter as many of these keywords as you can.

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<v Speaker 3>The first ones. A little bit after nine we will

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<v Speaker 3>remind you all Right.

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<v Speaker 2>Into Idiotology we go. We had this story away while back,

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<v Speaker 2>those stoves, those LG stoves that were causing house fires

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<v Speaker 2>because of the placement of the knobs on the front

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<v Speaker 2>of the unit getting accidentally bumped into turned on left on.

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<v Speaker 2>They've caused at least twenty eight documented house fires.

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<v Speaker 3>There were there were we reported where a dog started

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<v Speaker 3>to fire us with LG is now recalling half a

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<v Speaker 3>million of these electric ranges.

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<v Speaker 2>But is this actually a recall? As customers who respond

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<v Speaker 2>to the recall will not be getting refunds or exchanges,

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<v Speaker 2>but rather they will be sent a sticker from LG

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<v Speaker 2>put on the front of the range near the knobs,

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<v Speaker 2>alerting users to place the controls in the lock mode

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<v Speaker 2>when not in use.

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<v Speaker 3>Why wouldn't they just send all the people the stickers

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<v Speaker 3>instead of just mail those stickers out. This is the

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<v Speaker 3>dumbest thing I've ever heard. I hate to sound like

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<v Speaker 3>that old guy get off my yard, but think about

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<v Speaker 3>it for a minute.

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<v Speaker 2>I gotta say the phrase, they don't make stuff like

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<v Speaker 2>they used to.

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<v Speaker 3>Now we said it over and over you with your dryer.

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<v Speaker 3>When the guy goes up this thing, yep, you should

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<v Speaker 3>be good for seven years.

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<v Speaker 2>As I was purchasing a brand new one, he goes,

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to have like six seven years out of

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<v Speaker 2>this bad boy.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm like, oh great, yeah, my last one lasted twenty five.

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<v Speaker 2>How is this a recall? It's not a recall, No,

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<v Speaker 2>that's just it's a free sticker. Yeah, it's a cya

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<v Speaker 2>sticker because.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, who wants a sticker on the front of their

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<v Speaker 3>stove anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe he's bright orange. Oh yeah, morning, Great, we've got

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<v Speaker 2>a Mother of the Year candidates.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>If we haven't established yet that Wisconsin is a state

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<v Speaker 2>full of drunks, this will further that theory.

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<v Speaker 3>Easy throwing judgment out there. We're in Florida. They know

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<v Speaker 3>they're drunks there.

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<v Speaker 2>They know it. Just ask Nicole Coin. She's forty years old,

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<v Speaker 2>five counts of misdemeanor DUI with a minor and five

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<v Speaker 2>counts of felony child neglect creating serious risk of injury

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<v Speaker 2>as she was found slumped over and non responsive in

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<v Speaker 2>her car in the drive through lane at Taco Bell

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<v Speaker 2>at eleven o'clock on Wednesday night. Dude also in the vehicle,

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<v Speaker 2>where her five children, ranging from ages two months to

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<v Speaker 2>six years old. Deputy said the infant was not secured

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<v Speaker 2>in a car seat and was crying hysterically was on

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<v Speaker 2>the verge of falling out of the seat. The other

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<v Speaker 2>children were found with soiled diapers in urine covered clothing.

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<v Speaker 2>The Where's Dad The report also says multiple cans of

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<v Speaker 2>craft beer were allegedly found scattered across the console. After

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<v Speaker 2>several attempts to wake Coin, they finally got her to

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<v Speaker 2>come to reeked of alcohol, bloodshot eye, slurred speech.

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<v Speaker 3>You know what the lawyer is gonna claim, right, exhaustion

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<v Speaker 3>my client is.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not. This is no joking matter on an honest level.

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<v Speaker 3>My client is forty years old and trying to raise

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<v Speaker 3>five kids.

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<v Speaker 2>She's at her wits end.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they're gonna think think of kids and how crazy

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<v Speaker 3>they One of them will drive you or two when

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<v Speaker 3>they're young. But at the same time, if I'm the

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<v Speaker 3>counter lawyer, I'm looking over and saying your client should

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<v Speaker 3>have I don't know, use protection, maybe because you have

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<v Speaker 3>five kids. I got you in all that, Yes, and

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<v Speaker 3>is there is there the mention of the husband around?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, I do uh. Zero in on the point though,

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<v Speaker 2>that she was going with craft beer rather than an

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<v Speaker 2>economical uh quantity not quality. Yeah, well so maybe she's

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<v Speaker 2>not destitute or anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe she's going for quantity of alcohol whole level, saying

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<v Speaker 3>this will do the trick quicker. Perhaps, Yeah, that could

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<v Speaker 3>be a all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right late entry for a headline of the Week contender.

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<v Speaker 3>Here, hold on, I gonna get my pen ready, all right, Remember,

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<v Speaker 3>try to make them as short as I know. It's

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<v Speaker 3>just the headline.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't write the headlines. I just bring him

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<v Speaker 2>to you.

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<v Speaker 3>But then I have to write them down. Okay, we

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<v Speaker 3>don't have to do anything. Give a summary of it,

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<v Speaker 3>go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>Salami Guru dies after a helicopter crashed on his family's

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<v Speaker 2>castle grounds.

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<v Speaker 3>Salami Guru dies after be helicopter.

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<v Speaker 2>Crashed on his family's castle grounds. This is this guy

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<v Speaker 2>was one of Italy's top salami moguls.

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<v Speaker 3>And he has a castle.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it lives on the castle. H lives in a castle.

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<v Speaker 2>And I guess when you live in a castle, you

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<v Speaker 2>also have a helicopter to get to and fro.

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<v Speaker 3>Think if the castle shaped like salami. Hold on, pat

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<v Speaker 3>and the blaze aids as it came down, slicing diaperoni everywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>It's making slices like you'd get at the deli. It's

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<v Speaker 2>right here, just flinging Salavin's. Okay, cured meats air Lorenzo

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<v Speaker 2>Robin Gatti.

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<v Speaker 3>Prinz of Rabatti. All right, it was no longer with us.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not I'm gonna tell you that is not gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be the headline of the week in my eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>But we when do you ever see the words Salami

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<v Speaker 2>and Guru and a news headline read the much less

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<v Speaker 2>dying as.

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<v Speaker 3>A result of a helicopter crash. I'm gonna castle. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>gonna remind you other ones we had. Again, this is

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<v Speaker 3>up to you the listener at two two five two six.

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<v Speaker 3>Pat read that headline and I will read the others

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<v Speaker 3>that I've written down.

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<v Speaker 2>Salami Guru dies after a helicopter crashed on his family's

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<v Speaker 2>castle grounds.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, this is the last one of the week, right,

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<v Speaker 3>headline of the way.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so we have that one going up against a

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<v Speaker 3>headline of the week. Headline of the week is that one.

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<v Speaker 3>We're there, We're almost there. We're almost there, trust me.

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<v Speaker 3>Where if you're fine? Headline of the week. Uh Man

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<v Speaker 3>trying to prove he can dodge a bullet.

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<v Speaker 2>He's dead. That was the Utah fella that I think

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<v Speaker 2>that was the first one out of the gates this week. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and it was. He's no longer with us. Headline of

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<v Speaker 2>the week, week week? Where is that there? It is?

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<v Speaker 3>State Senator looks to ban eating nuisance beavers, Wait states

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<v Speaker 3>legalized looks to make eating nuisance beaver's legal.

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<v Speaker 2>That compliments of Minnesota.

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<v Speaker 3>I know our listeners, and I have to say myself,

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<v Speaker 3>and that's the one I'm picking.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, who hasn't eaten a nuisance beaver at least once? Pat?

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<v Speaker 3>Which one are you going with? Are you going with

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<v Speaker 3>Salami Guru or nuisance beaver's?

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<v Speaker 2>Nuisance beaver is pretty damn good? All right? Two two

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<v Speaker 2>five two sick. We'll take votes for a second here

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<v Speaker 2>while we go over this last story and then the

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<v Speaker 2>award headline of the week.

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<v Speaker 3>Somebody texted it to two five two six Native Wisconsin.

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<v Speaker 2>Iight, here, everyone, there is a drunk right It just

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<v Speaker 2>you know, I don't mean it any ill will. It's

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<v Speaker 2>just it's kind of proven itself.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So what's the last Sorry?

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<v Speaker 2>An update on a story we talked about uh years ago,

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<v Speaker 2>actually back in twenty seventeen, do you remember New Jersey

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<v Speaker 2>woman was arrested, cuffed, and taken into you know, under

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<v Speaker 2>suspicion of d UI, like eight o'clock in the morning

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<v Speaker 2>in New Jersey. She was pulled over on the side

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<v Speaker 2>of the road and was uneasy on her feet. She

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<v Speaker 2>was actually having a stroke, and the cop thought she

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<v Speaker 2>was drunk, even though she was in a dressed to

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<v Speaker 2>the hilt business attire on her way to work.

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<v Speaker 3>Didn't he cuff her? Two?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Yeah, thus delaying medical treatment and the damage was done,

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<v Speaker 2>and damage was awarded this week twelve million dollars. State

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<v Speaker 2>of New Jersey's gonna have to pay good.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry because I know that from my aunt who

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<v Speaker 3>had a stroke and wasn't tended to right away. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>every second counts before you get on that medicine that

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<v Speaker 3>can help, or just get to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you're ready.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, what do we got? What's what we say? The listeners?

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<v Speaker 3>It is flooded. The text lines flooded. I might have

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<v Speaker 3>a nuisance beaver. Eat the beaver.

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<v Speaker 2>Beaver.

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<v Speaker 3>Beaver is always okay, Uh, sometimes the beavers aren't a nuisance.

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<v Speaker 3>Salami Guru, we have one for that eating.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you might have been hands to salami gurer

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<v Speaker 2>with the helicopter Pepperoni slicing analogy, beautiful Deli style beaver beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver.

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<v Speaker 2>It's pretty clear cut. We've got to run away nuisance

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<v Speaker 2>beaver headline of the week Winter.

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<v Speaker 3>It's clear cut, just like that beautiful salami

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