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Speaker 1: to another edition of Idiotology with Lyncha Taco one on
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Speaker 2: Into Idiotology we go. We had this story away while back,
Speaker 2: those stoves, those LG stoves that were causing house fires
Speaker 2: because of the placement of the knobs on the front
Speaker 2: of the unit getting accidentally bumped into turned on left on.
Speaker 2: They've caused at least twenty eight documented house fires.
Speaker 3: There were there were we reported where a dog started
Speaker 3: to fire us with LG is now recalling half a
Speaker 3: million of these electric ranges.
Speaker 2: But is this actually a recall? As customers who respond
Speaker 2: to the recall will not be getting refunds or exchanges,
Speaker 2: but rather they will be sent a sticker from LG
Speaker 2: put on the front of the range near the knobs,
Speaker 2: alerting users to place the controls in the lock mode
Speaker 2: when not in use.
Speaker 3: Why wouldn't they just send all the people the stickers
Speaker 3: instead of just mail those stickers out. This is the
Speaker 3: dumbest thing I've ever heard. I hate to sound like
Speaker 3: that old guy get off my yard, but think about
Speaker 3: it for a minute.
Speaker 2: I gotta say the phrase, they don't make stuff like
Speaker 2: they used to.
Speaker 3: Now we said it over and over you with your dryer.
Speaker 3: When the guy goes up this thing, yep, you should
Speaker 3: be good for seven years.
Speaker 2: As I was purchasing a brand new one, he goes,
Speaker 2: you're going to have like six seven years out of
Speaker 2: this bad boy.
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh great, yeah, my last one lasted twenty five.
Speaker 2: How is this a recall? It's not a recall, No,
Speaker 2: that's just it's a free sticker. Yeah, it's a cya
Speaker 2: sticker because.
Speaker 3: Yeah, who wants a sticker on the front of their
Speaker 3: stove anyway?
Speaker 2: Maybe he's bright orange. Oh yeah, morning, Great, we've got
Speaker 2: a Mother of the Year candidates.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: If we haven't established yet that Wisconsin is a state
Speaker 2: full of drunks, this will further that theory.
Speaker 3: Easy throwing judgment out there. We're in Florida. They know
Speaker 3: they're drunks there.
Speaker 2: They know it. Just ask Nicole Coin. She's forty years old,
Speaker 2: five counts of misdemeanor DUI with a minor and five
Speaker 2: counts of felony child neglect creating serious risk of injury
Speaker 2: as she was found slumped over and non responsive in
Speaker 2: her car in the drive through lane at Taco Bell
Speaker 2: at eleven o'clock on Wednesday night. Dude also in the vehicle,
Speaker 2: where her five children, ranging from ages two months to
Speaker 2: six years old. Deputy said the infant was not secured
Speaker 2: in a car seat and was crying hysterically was on
Speaker 2: the verge of falling out of the seat. The other
Speaker 2: children were found with soiled diapers in urine covered clothing.
Speaker 2: The Where's Dad The report also says multiple cans of
Speaker 2: craft beer were allegedly found scattered across the console. After
Speaker 2: several attempts to wake Coin, they finally got her to
Speaker 2: come to reeked of alcohol, bloodshot eye, slurred speech.
Speaker 3: You know what the lawyer is gonna claim, right, exhaustion
Speaker 3: my client is.
Speaker 2: I'm not. This is no joking matter on an honest level.
Speaker 3: My client is forty years old and trying to raise
Speaker 3: five kids.
Speaker 2: She's at her wits end.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're gonna think think of kids and how crazy
Speaker 3: they One of them will drive you or two when
Speaker 3: they're young. But at the same time, if I'm the
Speaker 3: counter lawyer, I'm looking over and saying your client should
Speaker 3: have I don't know, use protection, maybe because you have
Speaker 3: five kids. I got you in all that, Yes, and
Speaker 3: is there is there the mention of the husband around?
Speaker 2: No, no, I do uh. Zero in on the point though,
Speaker 2: that she was going with craft beer rather than an
Speaker 2: economical uh quantity not quality. Yeah, well so maybe she's
Speaker 2: not destitute or anything.
Speaker 3: Maybe she's going for quantity of alcohol whole level, saying
Speaker 3: this will do the trick quicker. Perhaps, Yeah, that could
Speaker 3: be a all.
Speaker 2: Right late entry for a headline of the Week contender.
Speaker 3: Here, hold on, I gonna get my pen ready, all right, Remember,
Speaker 3: try to make them as short as I know. It's
Speaker 3: just the headline.
Speaker 2: But I don't write the headlines. I just bring him
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 3: But then I have to write them down. Okay, we
Speaker 3: don't have to do anything. Give a summary of it,
Speaker 3: go ahead.
Speaker 2: Salami Guru dies after a helicopter crashed on his family's
Speaker 2: castle grounds.
Speaker 3: Salami Guru dies after be helicopter.
Speaker 2: Crashed on his family's castle grounds. This is this guy
Speaker 2: was one of Italy's top salami moguls.
Speaker 3: And he has a castle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it lives on the castle. H lives in a castle.
Speaker 2: And I guess when you live in a castle, you
Speaker 2: also have a helicopter to get to and fro.
Speaker 3: Think if the castle shaped like salami. Hold on, pat
Speaker 3: and the blaze aids as it came down, slicing diaperoni everywhere.
Speaker 2: It's making slices like you'd get at the deli. It's
Speaker 2: right here, just flinging Salavin's. Okay, cured meats air Lorenzo
Speaker 2: Robin Gatti.
Speaker 3: Prinz of Rabatti. All right, it was no longer with us.
Speaker 3: I'm not I'm gonna tell you that is not gonna
Speaker 3: be the headline of the week in my eyes.
Speaker 2: But we when do you ever see the words Salami
Speaker 2: and Guru and a news headline read the much less
Speaker 2: dying as.
Speaker 3: A result of a helicopter crash. I'm gonna castle. I'm
Speaker 3: gonna remind you other ones we had. Again, this is
Speaker 3: up to you the listener at two two five two six.
Speaker 3: Pat read that headline and I will read the others
Speaker 3: that I've written down.
Speaker 2: Salami Guru dies after a helicopter crashed on his family's
Speaker 2: castle grounds.
Speaker 3: Okay, this is the last one of the week, right,
Speaker 3: headline of the way.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we have that one going up against a
Speaker 3: headline of the week. Headline of the week is that one.
Speaker 3: We're there, We're almost there. We're almost there, trust me.
Speaker 3: Where if you're fine? Headline of the week. Uh Man
Speaker 3: trying to prove he can dodge a bullet.
Speaker 2: He's dead. That was the Utah fella that I think
Speaker 2: that was the first one out of the gates this week. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and it was. He's no longer with us. Headline of
Speaker 2: the week, week week? Where is that there? It is?
Speaker 3: State Senator looks to ban eating nuisance beavers, Wait states
Speaker 3: legalized looks to make eating nuisance beaver's legal.
Speaker 2: That compliments of Minnesota.
Speaker 3: I know our listeners, and I have to say myself,
Speaker 3: and that's the one I'm picking.
Speaker 2: I mean, who hasn't eaten a nuisance beaver at least once? Pat?
Speaker 3: Which one are you going with? Are you going with
Speaker 3: Salami Guru or nuisance beaver's?
Speaker 2: Nuisance beaver is pretty damn good? All right? Two two
Speaker 2: five two sick. We'll take votes for a second here
Speaker 2: while we go over this last story and then the
Speaker 2: award headline of the week.
Speaker 3: Somebody texted it to two five two six Native Wisconsin.
Speaker 2: Iight, here, everyone, there is a drunk right It just
Speaker 2: you know, I don't mean it any ill will. It's
Speaker 2: just it's kind of proven itself.
Speaker 3: Okay, So what's the last Sorry?
Speaker 2: An update on a story we talked about uh years ago,
Speaker 2: actually back in twenty seventeen, do you remember New Jersey
Speaker 2: woman was arrested, cuffed, and taken into you know, under
Speaker 2: suspicion of d UI, like eight o'clock in the morning
Speaker 2: in New Jersey. She was pulled over on the side
Speaker 2: of the road and was uneasy on her feet. She
Speaker 2: was actually having a stroke, and the cop thought she
Speaker 2: was drunk, even though she was in a dressed to
Speaker 2: the hilt business attire on her way to work.
Speaker 3: Didn't he cuff her? Two?
Speaker 2: Yes? Yeah, thus delaying medical treatment and the damage was done,
Speaker 2: and damage was awarded this week twelve million dollars. State
Speaker 2: of New Jersey's gonna have to pay good.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry because I know that from my aunt who
Speaker 3: had a stroke and wasn't tended to right away. Yeah,
Speaker 3: every second counts before you get on that medicine that
Speaker 3: can help, or just get to the hospital.
Speaker 2: Okay, you're ready.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what do we got? What's what we say? The listeners?
Speaker 3: It is flooded. The text lines flooded. I might have
Speaker 3: a nuisance beaver. Eat the beaver.
Speaker 2: Beaver.
Speaker 3: Beaver is always okay, Uh, sometimes the beavers aren't a nuisance.
Speaker 3: Salami Guru, we have one for that eating.
Speaker 2: I think you might have been hands to salami gurer
Speaker 2: with the helicopter Pepperoni slicing analogy, beautiful Deli style beaver beaver, beaver, beaver, beaver.
Speaker 2: It's pretty clear cut. We've got to run away nuisance
Speaker 2: beaver headline of the week Winter.
Speaker 3: It's clear cut, just like that beautiful salami
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