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Speaker 1: Already we are back the last act of this Weekly

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Geek Dylan Muss. We got some trailers to talk about.

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I feel like I hadn't seen a single trailer for

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anything in so long, So all of the ones that

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we have listed today I had not seen before this casting.

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Actually i'd seen some glimpses of the Scary Movie One,

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but I hadn't watched the trailer from start to finish.

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I guess I'll just start there. I was gonna dish

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it to you, but I named it, so I'm gonna

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I'm gonna start with this Scary Movie six. I started,

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I think i'd seen like the first little glimpse and

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it's like, Okay, yeah, this is coming exciting. You know,

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it's got the same flavor. And then when I watched

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it from start to finish, Oh, I'm so excited for

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this movie. Like I as a hardcore fan of like

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the first one, specifically that this I think it's just

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gonna be a good time in the theaters. I think

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it's gonna be similar to hopefully I'm seeing it with

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with some friends because I watched Naked Gun with Travis

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and Taylor and man, just just seeing that like in

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the theater. It just belly laughing. It was a good time,

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and I think this one's gonna be sim I was

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so happy when I saw Ray when he opens the

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door and Matt like, I, yeah that that that was

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like the sequence I was hoping for and we got it.

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And it's gonna be a wild It's gonna be a

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wild ride. But I'm I'm so therefore I'm excited.

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Speaker 2: Nice, Yeah, I I'm in two worlds on this where

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I you know, scary movie. It is supposed to be bad, right,

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It's part of part of the shtick of it. But man,

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I thought, like the written jokes like this, things that

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were script written jokes, yeah, we're just atrocious and like not.

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I don't think any of them got a single laugh

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for me. But some of the physical comedy stuff I

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did quite Like like when they're doing that when the

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weapons kids are running and one of them hits it

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hits my car and it flings across just ridiculous. You know,

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that got a chuckle out of me. So yeah, some

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of the physical comedy stuff works. You know, it is

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fun having all the OG's back. Anna faris like, you know,

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they're putting like a wig on her maker look like

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a crazy old lady an though she's still like pretty young,

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and then she looks like completely different in other scenes.

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I don't know what's going on there, but it's like,

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you know what, I haven't seen an Affairs do anything

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in like fifteen years, so I'm down for that. So

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there's some potential to be found here. But I mean,

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even I put a scary movie on like recently, like

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the last Halloween, and it didn't really hit the same. Like,

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I just don't know if I'm in the headspace for

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these anymore, unfortunately, So I don't think I'll be seeing

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this one unless I hear it's amazing. But I'd be

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surprised if I heard that, to be honest.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be an interesting just seeing like what

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people think of it, like of course, like critically, but

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then also just the fans. And yeah, because I yeah,

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these movies. I haven't looked at the wrong tomatoes of

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any of them, but I'd be surprised if any of

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them are like the high in the high tiers by

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any means. It just seems like they would have been

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in the low low percentages. And I also have revisited

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all of them I've only rewatched the first one, and yeah,

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there's some there's a lot of stuff that hasn't aged

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well in that, but like still it's it's it's nostalgic

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for me just because I watched them back in the day.

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Of course, there you go, I start us off. You

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you pitch a.

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Speaker 2: Trailer, Okay, I will pitch the one you haven't seen,

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so sorry about that. But Beef season two, I love

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Beef season one, A great, great show, said to you,

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it's an anthology situation. Like there's no as far as

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I can tell, no connection between them. It's fully new cast,

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fully new story. But man, that first season amazing writing,

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amazing acting. Uh, just the tension and the way it

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just like keeps getting even crazier than like last episode

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in a way that like also feels like kind of believable.

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of my favorites of recent years was that. And yeah,

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so this season looks this season looks like it's gonna

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be more of the same. I feel like I didn't

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need to see a trailer. I'm just like, when it drops,

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I'll be there. But yeah, just a reminder of like

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Kerry Mulligan oscar Isaac Spainy in there. Like this cast

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is super good. Especially excited to see Kaylee Spainey just

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because she's again on the up and up, and I

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think this will be a really good opportunity for her

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to really just stretch her acting muscles and I can't

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wait to see what she does. Then the other two

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are just amazing actors already, so I think this is

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gonna be a really really great season. You definitely have

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to catch up on well I guess you don't need

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to catch up on season when you could just jump

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into this, but you should watch that. And yeah, I'm

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very much looking forward to this. I think it's gonna

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be a great time.

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Speaker 1: Nice. Yeah, that's that's intriguing. I don't know. I had

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only heard really good things about the first season. It

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was just one of those things just slip through the cracks,

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so much content to digest. But that's exciting to hear.

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I feel like Kaye Spainey also, I mean, she could

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have been in that bracket. I feel like she could

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have she could have taken on Jacob. She needs there

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on there together a few years.

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Speaker 2: I think she's still a little little too young. I mean,

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Mikey Madison is on there, so I guess you could

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put's pain on there.

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Speaker 1: Katy Spaine like actually not even that young, Like she

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looks like she's twelve, but she's actually like probably in

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her late twenties. But I don't know. That's a complete

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wild guest by me, but I just get a vibe

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from her.

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Speaker 2: Her. She's also sure by the way, it's like the

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coolest picture ever.

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Speaker 1: I gotta look this up now.

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Speaker 2: Just looks bad ass. Born nineteen ninety eight, so that

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would put her at twenty eight.

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Speaker 1: Ish, okay, okay, yeah, late twenties.

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Speaker 2: So I was right, yeah, like she.

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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I don't know, Oh that is a sick photo.

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Actually just pads it from anything? Or is that just

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like a headshot?

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Speaker 2: It just what she just looks like on a daily basis.

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I think she just wakes up like this.

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Speaker 1: Sorry that when I just anytime I look at a camera, man,

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I'm looking at her. I'm looking at her her IMDb. Though,

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I think she could have taken some people down in

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that bracket travels get Ready for the.

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Speaker 2: For the list, dead Man Civil War that time is

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el Royale? Oh fuck, yeah, what are we doing? Let's

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make a list.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, take already, off there, take already.

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Speaker 2: Especially after Beef's coming out. You know she's gonna be

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crushing that list. Leo de Ario is gonna be rolling

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in his grave. You know she's an elder Ring. What

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the fuck? Oh my god, I can't wait for that movie.

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She's an elder ring pre production, Holy shit, I can't

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wait for the future of Spainy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, the Spainy verse.

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Speaker 2: I'm a spiny boy already early on.

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Speaker 1: I agree. I think she's fantastic. Why are we talking

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about her again? Oh yeah, Beef Beef that's why. Yeah,

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uh yeah, there you go. Next transition. I have no

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transition at all, So we're just going next trailer. I

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closed my document again. I'm sorry. Okay, we're gonna go. Yeah, Lanterns.

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Let's go lantern That's where I was gonna go. Hulu Original.

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I don't know about this one. I don't know about

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this one. There wasn't there wasn't anything in particular that

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was like, this looks atrocious. I just feel like I

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I'm getting like fsh backs when I watched this trailer

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of something that I got excited for and then I

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watch it and it's just incredibly mid. Yeah, I I

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don't know. How do you feel like it? In my

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alone is just weird vibe checked by Absolute Snoozer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I cannot. I could not care less about this.

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I mean, yeah, this this reeks of mid I don't

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I can't think of a single thing in this trailer

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that got me intrigued other than seeing what's the name

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of that main guy? I always forget his name?

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Speaker 1: I yeah, the guy from King Kong.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like I like him, you know, he's not

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like would he win any an?

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Speaker 1: That's madness draft.

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Speaker 2: I don't think he would, but like I like him enough,

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but I mean not not. I will not be on

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the review for this. I'll put it that way.

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Speaker 1: Chandler, Kyle Chandler, Kyle Chandler, Kyle Chandler. There you go. Yeah,

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I just the whole, like Junior, like you're not ready,

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don't know why I made him like eighty thousand years old,

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like the cripkeeper but talking like Vuldewart. But yeah, I

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don't know, there's just I just picture like monologue you know,

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in the fucking graveyard Kyle Chandler. Now, yeah, I don't know,

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like they seems like they're they're showing off quite a

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bit of like just plot stuff going on in here,

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but just just all of it together. For some reason,

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it's a little bit tarnished in my eyes. Yeah, so

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for the trailer. I'm not gonna lie. I think just

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the idea of getting like a lanterns content dedicated to

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just lanterns, it is exciting. But yeah, a little bit

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disappointed with this one. And like, I don't know, I

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like Kyle chan but I don't love him, so he's

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not enough to really get my butt in the seat.

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don't think i've seen him in two like enough to

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really wrote me in Just Old which was terrible. So

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Speaker 1: He played mid size sedan. That's right. I forgot about that.

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Speaker 2: Mid sized sedan.

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Speaker 1: It's so bad.

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Speaker 2: Should I take over to the next one here?

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Speaker 1: Please? Yes? Please?

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Speaker 2: All right, let's go Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice. Uh.

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I'm in fregaged by this one. I think the I

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don't know if I was loving the lines, Like the dialogue.

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think it's kind of weak. But Marsden, you know Marsden

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fan for sure. Vince Vaughn. I haven't seen this guy

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in forever. Uh and somewhere you getting two Vince fawns

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and one. So I'm I'm intrigued.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 2: It's it's a little time travel story, but like not

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super sci fi, like a grounded time travel story in

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a weird way. So I don't know. I'm I definitely

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this one before I go and venture on my own.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this one definitely. I think it took me

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what's this gonna be? I don't know. It just reminds

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me of like Red Notice or something. Just seeing three

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actors on screen. I'm getting like PTSD flashbacks to the

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Red Notice cover and the like trailer stars, and like

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it is an interesting concept of Just as soon as

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driver shoes and other stuff. Yeah, so yeah, I've seen

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Speaker 1: I might be making You're probably right, I yeah that

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that that movie was something else. But yeah, I think

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the sci fi elements were intriguing. The just the cast

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overall was intriguing, but then it just got to that

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was shown that was really intriguing. And then and then

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halfway through it because I just I just I just

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lose interest. And I don't really know what it is

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that makes me feel that way, but that's the vibe

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good like wait for the Discord reviews of course, and

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just just word of mouth for this one. I think

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this is streaming I've seen it, like, okay, okay, it

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just seems like a prime movie or something.

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much to have some success of the cinema.

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Speaker 1: Mm hm m hm, agreed, okay. Uh. Pinocchio, Yeah, I

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swear like five movies that are based around Pinocchio, not

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every year, but just every like five years, we like

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five Pinocchio movies. Completely wrong with that, but it just

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feels that way. I feel like you got like the

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Germo del Toro one, which I was interested in still

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hadn't seen. There was another one that came out like

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just called Pinocchio. I think it was Netflix or something

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that lies Pinocchio game, Lies of p that's right, Yeah,

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it's like the Soles one, right, yeah. And then now

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Pinocchio Unshrunk, which is giving.

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Speaker 2: Me very much.

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is what I'm getting kind of from this. It seems

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less awful, but like still same kind of vein. Not

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my type of movie. I don't know. I think I was.

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I peeked out, like at the at the moment when

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the doll like grabs the boy's lip and like, okay,

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anti gross stuff in movies. Substance, What a wild movie

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that was. I never want to rewatch that because there's

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some gross ass stuff in there with needles and stuff.

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ripped off, it was it was de turning me a

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big time. So I guess kudos to the practical effects

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because it looks nasty as fuck and wild. But I

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don't think I'm gonna be watching this and that and

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this is really a GV watch along, yeah, because I

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feel like that's when those movies kind of get brought

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Speaker 2: When they start to sing yeah, I think, uh, yeah,

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it looks very trashy. You can tell that even when

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there's like the classic horror movie scene of like girl

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Speaker 1: Oh, they showed that scene like three times in this trailer. Oh,

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I swear you know.

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just nudity for like no reason whatever. It's it's funny.

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but like some of the special effects looked really good,

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with like Jimmy Cricket, Dude, Jimmy Cricket looking good, looking clean,

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ripping looked really good, and then some of it looked atrocious.

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and that's probably not a good sign of like bad

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special effects are making into your trailer. Usually that's like, okay,

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at least we can piece together two minutes of juicy

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shots and not where you leave the crappy stuff for

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like when you actually have to see the movie yourself,

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but not the case here. So yeah, I, I mean,

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you know what you're gonna get with this one, and

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you know there's gonna be an audience that is into

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this thing because it's just kind of this weird, sick

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fantasy of public domain craziness, you know. So uh yeah,

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unless I'm paid to, but otherwise, you know, there's an

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audience for this, So I think it looks like they're

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doing an okay job, especially compared to what you just

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which is admittedly a very low bar, but you know.

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Speaker 1: It's something, Yeah that I was really shocked by that

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Jiminy Cricket Segi honestly, like when he's doing his speech

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of just and it seems like he's gonna be with

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him like the whole movie. When he's like pulling out

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the lady's teeth. He's right there, Yeah, just just just

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egging them on. But it's kind of an interesting concept too.

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he just takes their bodies, like takes parts from.

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to become a real boy. Is like, fuck up a

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bunch of people, I guess and steal their body parts.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he gets that lady's hair.

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Speaker 2: And then he puts it on his head, right, So

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he's like he's becoming real by stealing body parts. So yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: Very Uh dragon ball Z's Sell like, oh okay, dragonball

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z fans.

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Speaker 2: Out there not the comparison has a spect.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Sell and Pinocchio have a lot of things

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in common. You might be surprised sill in this. That

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is the last of our trailers, and of course we

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have the all time classic Maddie Saggs Patreon question, we

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love you Maddie with his with his staple order, well

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not order, can you rank the trailers in terms of

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your excitement for the project? I feel like he's maybe

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reworded this question two or three times, like sometimes like

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or yeah, okay, maybe he's getting lazy. Uh you know maybe.

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Speaker 2: I think I think he's got like a macro on

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his keyboard so he can.

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Speaker 1: Just he's like watching like three different sports games at

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the same time and then he just he just hits his.

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Speaker 2: He's gonna be ready because if he doesn't ask, we

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don't do it. Like we not because we don't want

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to do it for him, but like we just want,

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you know, he needs to. It's like avent. You can

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invite them in, you know, yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, ranking yes, please.

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Speaker 2: All right, top the heap. We got Beef season two.

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Speaker 1: Number two.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice. Okay,

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number three maybe controversial. I'm gonna go with Pinocchio on

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strong number three. I'm gonna go Scary Movie six at

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number four and lanterns down there in the fucking dull

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drums number five, the doll drums.

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Speaker 1: That's a good word. Is that where the quaffle is

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and the doul drums.

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Speaker 2: Oh even the kaffle doesn't go down there?

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Speaker 1: Okay, nice cool? All right, I'm gonna omit Beef season

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two off my rankings because I have not watched it.

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I will start at the top like you did.

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Speaker 2: I will go Scary Movie six.

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Speaker 1: For me and the number one slots, uh. And then

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we're dipping in quality here, but still I guess I

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have to rank them in order. So I'm gonna go

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Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice for the next one,

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with a little Pinocchio in there, and at the very bottom,

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want to give it lanterns. So there you go. That's

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my it's my rankings. Love that, so to you, Maddie.

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Thanks for asking the question. So good reminder. Go join

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the Patreon. You can ask this question. We will ask

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it on the cast. You don't have to be here live.

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So that's kind of it. That rounds us out for

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this this week's episode, Dylan Musk, that was fun. Some

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that was fun. It was fun breaking down the bracket.

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Uh together that that was. We'll be back next week

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for an impromptu, you know, round round two review of

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Travis's rank.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, words showing out like that bracket. We're showing out

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like you people. Everyone can vote on that. I think.

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I don't know if it's just patrons or it's opened

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the public. Join the discord and ask Travis and find

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out I don't actually know what it is, but hey,

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if that sound fun you and you want to you

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want to tip the scale, then you know, check it out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and let us know if you completely disagree with

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what we said, because we we of course gave our

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legit thing.

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Speaker 2: Are you for his account? So I can't be. I

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can't be, you know, construing the data like that.

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Speaker 1: It's like it's like it's already over because you just

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like selected the winners. Winter declared, Yeah, Winter declared, But yeah,

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like jump in tune in next time for the next

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GV episode. Not sure what it is. I guess it'll

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be our Peaky Blinders review. I think that'll be the

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next one on the dockets. But uh yeah, until then,

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we'll be here, so bye bye, yeah,