Speaker 1: Already we are back the last act of this Weekly
Geek Dylan Muss. We got some trailers to talk about.
I feel like I hadn't seen a single trailer for
anything in so long, So all of the ones that
we have listed today I had not seen before this casting.
Actually i'd seen some glimpses of the Scary Movie One,
but I hadn't watched the trailer from start to finish.
I guess I'll just start there. I was gonna dish
it to you, but I named it, so I'm gonna
I'm gonna start with this Scary Movie six. I started,
I think i'd seen like the first little glimpse and
it's like, Okay, yeah, this is coming exciting. You know,
it's got the same flavor. And then when I watched
it from start to finish, Oh, I'm so excited for
this movie. Like I as a hardcore fan of like
the first one, specifically that this I think it's just
gonna be a good time in the theaters. I think
it's gonna be similar to hopefully I'm seeing it with
with some friends because I watched Naked Gun with Travis
and Taylor and man, just just seeing that like in
the theater. It just belly laughing. It was a good time,
and I think this one's gonna be sim I was
so happy when I saw Ray when he opens the
door and Matt like, I, yeah that that that was
like the sequence I was hoping for and we got it.
And it's gonna be a wild It's gonna be a
wild ride. But I'm I'm so therefore I'm excited.
Speaker 2: Nice, Yeah, I I'm in two worlds on this where
I you know, scary movie. It is supposed to be bad, right,
It's part of part of the shtick of it. But man,
I thought, like the written jokes like this, things that
were script written jokes, yeah, we're just atrocious and like not.
I don't think any of them got a single laugh
for me. But some of the physical comedy stuff I
did quite Like like when they're doing that when the
weapons kids are running and one of them hits it
hits my car and it flings across just ridiculous. You know,
that got a chuckle out of me. So yeah, some
of the physical comedy stuff works. You know, it is
fun having all the OG's back. Anna faris like, you know,
they're putting like a wig on her maker look like
a crazy old lady an though she's still like pretty young,
and then she looks like completely different in other scenes.
I don't know what's going on there, but it's like,
you know what, I haven't seen an Affairs do anything
in like fifteen years, so I'm down for that. So
there's some potential to be found here. But I mean,
even I put a scary movie on like recently, like
the last Halloween, and it didn't really hit the same. Like,
I just don't know if I'm in the headspace for
these anymore, unfortunately, So I don't think I'll be seeing
this one unless I hear it's amazing. But I'd be
surprised if I heard that, to be honest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna be an interesting just seeing like what
people think of it, like of course, like critically, but
then also just the fans. And yeah, because I yeah,
these movies. I haven't looked at the wrong tomatoes of
any of them, but I'd be surprised if any of
them are like the high in the high tiers by
any means. It just seems like they would have been
in the low low percentages. And I also have revisited
all of them I've only rewatched the first one, and yeah,
there's some there's a lot of stuff that hasn't aged
well in that, but like still it's it's it's nostalgic
for me just because I watched them back in the day.
Of course, there you go, I start us off. You
you pitch a.
Speaker 2: Trailer, Okay, I will pitch the one you haven't seen,
so sorry about that. But Beef season two, I love
Beef season one, A great, great show, said to you,
it's an anthology situation. Like there's no as far as
I can tell, no connection between them. It's fully new cast,
fully new story. But man, that first season amazing writing,
amazing acting. Uh, just the tension and the way it
just like keeps getting even crazier than like last episode
in a way that like also feels like kind of believable.
It's it's it's just a really really great show. One
of my favorites of recent years was that. And yeah,
so this season looks this season looks like it's gonna
be more of the same. I feel like I didn't
need to see a trailer. I'm just like, when it drops,
I'll be there. But yeah, just a reminder of like
Kerry Mulligan oscar Isaac Spainy in there. Like this cast
is super good. Especially excited to see Kaylee Spainey just
because she's again on the up and up, and I
think this will be a really good opportunity for her
to really just stretch her acting muscles and I can't
wait to see what she does. Then the other two
are just amazing actors already, so I think this is
gonna be a really really great season. You definitely have
to catch up on well I guess you don't need
to catch up on season when you could just jump
into this, but you should watch that. And yeah, I'm
very much looking forward to this. I think it's gonna
be a great time.
Speaker 1: Nice. Yeah, that's that's intriguing. I don't know. I had
only heard really good things about the first season. It
was just one of those things just slip through the cracks,
so much content to digest. But that's exciting to hear.
I feel like Kaye Spainey also, I mean, she could
have been in that bracket. I feel like she could
have she could have taken on Jacob. She needs there
on there together a few years.
Speaker 2: I think she's still a little little too young. I mean,
Mikey Madison is on there, so I guess you could
put's pain on there.
Speaker 1: Katy Spaine like actually not even that young, Like she
looks like she's twelve, but she's actually like probably in
her late twenties. But I don't know. That's a complete
wild guest by me, but I just get a vibe
from her.
Speaker 2: Her. She's also sure by the way, it's like the
coolest picture ever.
Speaker 1: I gotta look this up now.
Speaker 2: Just looks bad ass. Born nineteen ninety eight, so that
would put her at twenty eight.
Speaker 1: Ish, okay, okay, yeah, late twenties.
Speaker 2: So I was right, yeah, like she.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I don't know, Oh that is a sick photo.
Actually just pads it from anything? Or is that just
like a headshot?
Speaker 2: It just what she just looks like on a daily basis.
I think she just wakes up like this.
Speaker 1: Sorry that when I just anytime I look at a camera, man,
I'm looking at her. I'm looking at her her IMDb. Though,
I think she could have taken some people down in
that bracket travels get Ready for the.
Speaker 2: For the list, dead Man Civil War that time is
el Royale? Oh fuck, yeah, what are we doing? Let's
make a list.
Speaker 1: Yeah, take already, off there, take already.
Speaker 2: Especially after Beef's coming out. You know she's gonna be
crushing that list. Leo de Ario is gonna be rolling
in his grave. You know she's an elder Ring. What
the fuck? Oh my god, I can't wait for that movie.
She's an elder ring pre production, Holy shit, I can't
wait for the future of Spainy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the Spainy verse.
Speaker 2: I'm a spiny boy already early on.
Speaker 1: I agree. I think she's fantastic. Why are we talking
about her again? Oh yeah, Beef Beef that's why. Yeah,
uh yeah, there you go. Next transition. I have no
transition at all, So we're just going next trailer. I
closed my document again. I'm sorry. Okay, we're gonna go. Yeah, Lanterns.
Let's go lantern That's where I was gonna go. Hulu Original.
I don't know about this one. I don't know about
this one. There wasn't there wasn't anything in particular that
was like, this looks atrocious. I just feel like I
I'm getting like fsh backs when I watched this trailer
of something that I got excited for and then I
watch it and it's just incredibly mid. Yeah, I I
don't know. How do you feel like it? In my
alone is just weird vibe checked by Absolute Snoozer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I cannot. I could not care less about this.
I mean, yeah, this this reeks of mid I don't
I'm not interested in this at all, to be honest. Yeah, Like,
I can't think of a single thing in this trailer
that got me intrigued other than seeing what's the name
of that main guy? I always forget his name?
Speaker 1: I yeah, the guy from King Kong.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like I like him, you know, he's not
like would he win any an?
Speaker 1: That's madness draft.
Speaker 2: I don't think he would, but like I like him enough,
but I mean not not. I will not be on
the review for this. I'll put it that way.
Speaker 1: Chandler, Kyle Chandler, Kyle Chandler, Kyle Chandler. There you go. Yeah,
I just the whole, like Junior, like you're not ready,
I'm not, you know, like, just just the whole. I
don't know why I made him like eighty thousand years old,
like the cripkeeper but talking like Vuldewart. But yeah, I
don't know, there's just I just picture like monologue you know,
in the fucking graveyard Kyle Chandler. Now, yeah, I don't know,
I don't know. I'm hoping I'm wrong, because there is
like they seems like they're they're showing off quite a
bit of like just plot stuff going on in here,
with like the crime somewhat syndicate that take over the town,
but just just all of it together. For some reason,
it's a little bit tarnished in my eyes. Yeah, so
I'm gonna I'm gonna wait for word of mouth, I
think for this one, which is kind of surprising because
I I think seen in here, I was pretty hype
for the trailer. I'm not gonna lie. I think just
the idea of getting like a lanterns content dedicated to
just lanterns, it is exciting. But yeah, a little bit
disappointed with this one. And like, I don't know, I
like Kyle chan but I don't love him, so he's
not enough to really get my butt in the seat.
And I let's say that guy's name, Aaron Pierre. I
don't think i've seen him in two like enough to
really wrote me in Just Old which was terrible. So
there you go.
Speaker 2: Yikes, no looking good if he was on March Madness,
that's for sure.
Speaker 1: He played mid size sedan. That's right. I forgot about that.
Speaker 2: Mid sized sedan.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was just he's like a rapper. That's his
name in that movie. It's such a bad.
Speaker 2: That's a good name.
Speaker 1: It's so bad.
Speaker 2: Should I take over to the next one here?
Speaker 1: Please? Yes? Please?
Speaker 2: All right, let's go Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice. Uh.
I'm in fregaged by this one. I think the I
don't know if I was loving the lines, Like the dialogue.
I don't think is super punchy by any means. I
think it's kind of weak. But Marsden, you know Marsden
fan for sure. Vince Vaughn. I haven't seen this guy
in forever. Uh and somewhere you getting two Vince fawns
and one. So I'm I'm intrigued.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: It's it's a little time travel story, but like not
super sci fi, like a grounded time travel story in
a weird way. So I don't know. I'm I definitely
gotta wait for the discord, you know, community reviews on
this one before I go and venture on my own.
But uh, you know, I'm intrigued A little bit on
this one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, this one definitely. I think it took me
on like a like a little roller coaster while I
was watching it, because it started off like, Okay, well,
what's this gonna be? I don't know. It just reminds
me of like Red Notice or something. Just seeing three
actors on screen. I'm getting like PTSD flashbacks to the
Red Notice cover and the like trailer stars, and like
it is an interesting concept of Just as soon as
I got like the two Vince fawns, I'm like, okay,
I'm down with this. I do like James Martinsden. The female. Yeah,
I know I've seen her in something, but she's baby
driver shoes and other stuff. Yeah, so yeah, I've seen
her here and there. I'm sure I thought she was
okay enough in in those projects, But isn't.
Speaker 2: She in Running? Man? My making that up?
Speaker 1: I might be making You're probably right, I yeah that
that that movie was something else. But yeah, I think
the sci fi elements were intriguing. The just the cast
overall was intriguing, but then it just got to that
point where well, actually, no, there was some action that
was shown that was really intriguing. And then and then
it just got to a certain point of the trailer.
I'm just like, man, I feel like this is gonna
be a movie that I just kind of turned off
halfway through it because I just I just I just
lose interest. And I don't really know what it is
that makes me feel that way, but that's the vibe
I got while watching this trailer. So yeah, again a
good like wait for the Discord reviews of course, and
just just word of mouth for this one. I think
this is this a theater release one or is this
this is streaming I've seen it, like, okay, okay, it
just seems like a prime movie or something.
Speaker 2: But yeah, I mean I feel like it's pretty low budget,
so you know, hopefully it doesn't need to do too
much to have some success of the cinema.
Speaker 1: Mm hm m hm, agreed, okay. Uh. Pinocchio, Yeah, I
swear like five movies that are based around Pinocchio, not
every year, but just every like five years, we like
five Pinocchio movies. Completely wrong with that, but it just
feels that way. I feel like you got like the
Germo del Toro one, which I was interested in still
hadn't seen. There was another one that came out like
the exact same time of that. I think it was
just called Pinocchio. I think it was Netflix or something
that lies Pinocchio game, Lies of p that's right, Yeah,
it's like the Soles one, right, yeah. And then now
Pinocchio Unshrunk, which is giving.
Speaker 2: Me very much.
Speaker 1: It's so unshrung, very like pooh, blood and honey energy
is what I'm getting kind of from this. It seems
less awful, but like still same kind of vein. Not
my type of movie. I don't know. I think I was.
I peeked out, like at the at the moment when
the doll like grabs the boy's lip and like, okay,
I kind of get the concept. Now what's gonna be happening?
And then we get the gross stuff and I'm so
anti gross stuff in movies. Substance, What a wild movie
that was. I never want to rewatch that because there's
some gross ass stuff in there with needles and stuff.
I'm not gob it with visuals. So when I'm seeing
like in the trailer, like literal skin being like just
ripped off, it was it was de turning me a
big time. So I guess kudos to the practical effects
because it looks nasty as fuck and wild. But I
don't think I'm gonna be watching this and that and
this is really a GV watch along, yeah, because I
feel like that's when those movies kind of get brought
up but us.
Speaker 2: When they start to sing yeah, I think, uh, yeah,
it looks very trashy. You can tell that even when
there's like the classic horror movie scene of like girl
in Shower.
Speaker 1: Oh, they showed that scene like three times in this trailer. Oh,
I swear you know.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, it's okay. It's one of those movie. Yeah,
just nudity for like no reason whatever. It's it's funny.
I feel like some of the practical or not practical,
but like some of the special effects looked really good,
with like Jimmy Cricket, Dude, Jimmy Cricket looking good, looking clean,
And I actually like the look of Pinocchio as well.
It's like creepy but like also kind of unique and fun.
And some of the effects of like yeah, the skin
ripping looked really good, and then some of it looked atrocious.
So it's definitely a mixed bag of like the quality,
and that's probably not a good sign of like bad
special effects are making into your trailer. Usually that's like, okay,
at least we can piece together two minutes of juicy
shots and not where you leave the crappy stuff for
like when you actually have to see the movie yourself,
but not the case here. So yeah, I, I mean,
you know what you're gonna get with this one, and
you know there's gonna be an audience that is into
this thing because it's just kind of this weird, sick
fantasy of public domain craziness, you know. So uh yeah,
I don't. I don't think I'll be watching this one
unless I'm paid to, but otherwise, you know, there's an
audience for this, So I think it looks like they're
doing an okay job, especially compared to what you just
said with like Blood and Honey or like the mean one,
Like this feels like at least a step up from those,
which is admittedly a very low bar, but you know.
Speaker 1: It's something, Yeah that I was really shocked by that
Jiminy Cricket Segi honestly, like when he's doing his speech
of just and it seems like he's gonna be with
him like the whole movie. When he's like pulling out
the lady's teeth. He's right there, Yeah, just just just
egging them on. But it's kind of an interesting concept too.
You know, Pinocchio wants to take what's like I guess
he just takes their bodies, like takes parts from.
Speaker 2: In this sick world. That's what he has to do
to become a real boy. Is like, fuck up a
bunch of people, I guess and steal their body parts.
I guess.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he gets that lady's hair.
Speaker 2: And then he puts it on his head, right, So
he's like he's becoming real by stealing body parts. So yeah, yeah,
could work.
Speaker 1: Very Uh dragon ball Z's Sell like, oh okay, dragonball
z fans.
Speaker 2: Out there not the comparison has a spect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Sell and Pinocchio have a lot of things
in common. You might be surprised sill in this. That
is the last of our trailers, and of course we
have the all time classic Maddie Saggs Patreon question, we
love you Maddie with his with his staple order, well
not order, can you rank the trailers in terms of
your excitement for the project? I feel like he's maybe
reworded this question two or three times, like sometimes like
or yeah, okay, maybe he's getting lazy. Uh you know maybe.
Speaker 2: I think I think he's got like a macro on
his keyboard so he can.
Speaker 1: Just he's like watching like three different sports games at
the same time and then he just he just hits his.
Speaker 2: He's gonna be ready because if he doesn't ask, we
don't do it. Like we not because we don't want
to do it for him, but like we just want,
you know, he needs to. It's like avent. You can
invite them in, you know, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, ranking yes, please.
Speaker 2: All right, top the heap. We got Beef season two.
Speaker 1: Number two.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice. Okay,
number three maybe controversial. I'm gonna go with Pinocchio on
strong number three. I'm gonna go Scary Movie six at
number four and lanterns down there in the fucking dull
drums number five, the doll drums.
Speaker 1: That's a good word. Is that where the quaffle is
and the doul drums.
Speaker 2: Oh even the kaffle doesn't go down there?
Speaker 1: Okay, nice cool? All right, I'm gonna omit Beef season
two off my rankings because I have not watched it.
I will start at the top like you did.
Speaker 2: I will go Scary Movie six.
Speaker 1: For me and the number one slots, uh. And then
we're dipping in quality here, but still I guess I
have to rank them in order. So I'm gonna go
Mike and Nick and Nick and Alice for the next one,
with a little Pinocchio in there, and at the very bottom,
want to give it lanterns. So there you go. That's
my it's my rankings. Love that, so to you, Maddie.
Thanks for asking the question. So good reminder. Go join
the Patreon. You can ask this question. We will ask
it on the cast. You don't have to be here live.
So that's kind of it. That rounds us out for
this this week's episode, Dylan Musk, that was fun. Some
that was fun. It was fun breaking down the bracket.
Uh together that that was. We'll be back next week
for an impromptu, you know, round round two review of
Travis's rank.
Speaker 2: Yeah, words showing out like that bracket. We're showing out
like you people. Everyone can vote on that. I think.
I don't know if it's just patrons or it's opened
the public. Join the discord and ask Travis and find
out I don't actually know what it is, but hey,
if that sound fun you and you want to you
want to tip the scale, then you know, check it out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and let us know if you completely disagree with
what we said, because we we of course gave our
own little mini votes. We didn't actually vote for the
legit thing.
Speaker 2: Are you for his account? So I can't be. I
can't be, you know, construing the data like that.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like it's already over because you just
like selected the winners. Winter declared, Yeah, Winter declared, But yeah,
like jump in tune in next time for the next
GV episode. Not sure what it is. I guess it'll
be our Peaky Blinders review. I think that'll be the
next one on the dockets. But uh yeah, until then,
we'll be here, so bye bye, yeah,