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shitting on yourself because you're already dead. The limp biscuit

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baby all right, he used to come in a Quick

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Podcast episode five forty two one Brandom. Here's Ryan, and

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we're gonna continue the ark of evolution by talking about

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to me or now are.

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Speaker 2: First time? Oh? There you go? How do I sound?

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Their producer Gary?

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Speaker 1: I do I sound? Okay?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? If I If I talk at Branda like this, we.

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Speaker 1: Gucci, we're good.

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Speaker 2: You know what that means.

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Speaker 1: You know what happens when it's GUCA clock. It's time

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for me to say, Hey, Ryan, we're back for yet

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another whirlwind adventure. How you doing good?

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Speaker 2: What is going down?

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Speaker 1: The whole ton is going down. We're gonna continue the

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arc of evolution as we slog through the three gild

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color pairings that I was the least excited to talk about.

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But Aias was actually pretty cool, So maybe we'll be

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pleasantly surprised again today.

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Speaker 2: I really was pleasantly surprised by Azorius for sure.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you gotta buy a box.

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Speaker 2: First, yeah yeah, you gotta buy several boxes. Maybe if

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Speaker 1: Probably because they're not real. I don't know where they

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hell they're gonna keep shirts. They about fryers and massage

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tables and all that shit.

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Speaker 2: A wall of play mats.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, where the hell are they gonna keep fucking shirts?

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It doesn't make sense. That's fine, right, they have the

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Baylor for all the aluminum cans. It can squish them

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all up. Yeah, right, Like those things take up space,

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there's nothing to be room for shirts.

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If you we mentioned playmats, if you're watching on YouTube,

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which should be, you'd see the Teff free playmat behind me.

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All of the most recent orders shipped. Yeah, so people

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will be sharing those on the discord when they when

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they come in the mail the discord, of course. One

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of the benefits becoming a Patreon supporter over at Patreon

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a dot Com slash CCO podcast. You get in there,

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you get a benefit of getting finger blasted. That's everybody

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in there giving you the middle finger, like Ceo of

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old when we always gave the finger to everybody, as if.

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Speaker 1: We as a do stop doing that.

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Speaker 2: Don't do that. I think I got some middle fingers

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in in Las Vegas a few weeks ago. Everybody gets

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a nickname in the discord, which is a ton of

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fun happens right here on the show. And of course

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you get notified for things like the Sleeve Project where

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you donate and get the Teff free playmat. First, that

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goes out to the patrons on Patreon, Messenger, it goes

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gonna get the sleeve replica Cicio stickers. Oh yeah, only

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fucking way to get them is to donate, and then

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you get the free playmat. Only way to get it.

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that those donations and everything into sleeves yea, And everybody

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who donated is going to get caught tacted. We're going

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to reach out. We're going to say, hey, we got

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these sleeves. You get a discount because you donated, because

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Speaker 1: Yeah what he said?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, so I don't know if anybody heard. At

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the start of the show, Big thanks to producer Gary

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and the different Avenue Media Network, Studio Network, Studio Network,

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and big thanks to Pile of Bones Brewing Co. And

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their partner Nicomas.

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Speaker 1: Oh. I was like, that's not what these can say.

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Speaker 2: No, Naicomas and Pile of Bones best friends for life.

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Speaker 1: Oh see, we did your scissoring and I'm touching tips.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's the same thing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they're the same.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So we've got Nicomas brown Ale and I'm drinking

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one right now, me too. Oh well, there we go.

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So they would make a bigger No, it's okay, you're

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professional today. We're talking about demeor yes, or just so

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I can piss you off, demer dimer dimer and we're

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looking at during the arc of evolution of course, back

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in the day on edchrek dot com. Big thanks to

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our friends over at dhreck, the engineers edh reck cast guys,

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everybody there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, good dudes, they have them very heck them handsome,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, heck too, heck them too. Yeah. They sent us

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every commander in every color pair and combination of monocolor

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blah blah blah from twenty nineteen, which is before.

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Speaker 1: Universes Beyond happened.

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Speaker 2: And we're seeing if Universes Beyond has really affected the

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most popular commanders in our format, and really and hyperbolically,

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we're we're looking at has Universes Beyond destroyed our format?

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I'm not going to support this because it's other ips

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and it's ruining magic power creep and sucking in new

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players for hyper expensive products just to force feed them

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the best stuff ever and so far not the case

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at all. I agree.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, what was the record? Three?

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Speaker 2: The record is three Universes Beyond in the top ten. Yep,

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last week's Azorious had only one, just one from Final

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Fantasy And it was like at the number, what three

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spot or four spots?

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Speaker 1: We hope the Life Game.

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Speaker 2: Mill deck like, oh, that's just that deserve to be there, man,

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Like a rock card, rock hard, yeah, super cool deck.

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three and today we're doing demean.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and we've seen one universes beyond card be number

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one in a color that was sef and mono black.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and again it's a universe is beyond card. So

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you can say, oh, they pushed it, blah blah blah,

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but it's really just another in the long line of

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legends that could be your Mono black Aristocrats Commander. You

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don't want to play Sepharoth or you just want to

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put him in the ninety nine because you don't want

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to be like everybody else on Edhrek dot com. Just

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play like a Yara first of the Lockthwain or whatever

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her name is, right, who was also in the top

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ten by the way, So how much more original are

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you if you're doing that?

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Speaker 1: Or yeah, yeah, at least one way you get a

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it's super cool flipovercard.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, lots of abs. Half as many abs as

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Uncle Branda, that's right. Yeah, he's got like forty.

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Speaker 1: That's my abs. That's why my wiener is so big,

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because I needed space for the rest of my abs.

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Speaker 2: Yes, just just abs the whole way down to the floor.

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Speaker 1: Yes, it's like a washboard for her pleasure.

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Speaker 2: Yah, a long washboard.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well let's uh, let's see what we got here, demir.

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Speaker 1: So if you're watching on YouTube, you see you we'll

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get to see on the first slide. And when I say

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then and now is Brando tries to draw the guild

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symbol from memory on MS paint.

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Speaker 2: And Ryan tries to relate it in some way, shape

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or form to a butthole.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I feel like last week you were certainly correct.

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It did kind of look like a puckered butthole. I

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feel like this week it doesn't look as much as

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a buttle.

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Speaker 2: I find out.

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Speaker 1: I think.

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Speaker 2: That's a butthole with blue hemorrhoids, damn it. Or a

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crab showing me that's that's a crab showing me it's butthole.

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Speaker 1: All right, yeah, all right, yep, there it is. Yep,

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damn it. Yep.

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Speaker 2: Well, fuck, I don't know if it's looking at me

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Speaker 1: Well you can't see.

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Speaker 2: How can it be cross eyed and only have one eye?

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Speaker 1: That's artistic talent, that's what that is. You should know

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all about that. You're an artist.

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Speaker 2: I know nothing.

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Speaker 1: Game recognize game, baby.

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Speaker 2: Well let's see what the number ten of them? This

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is twenty nineteen ehrek dot com. Let's see if game

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recognizes game.

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Speaker 1: Let's okay, okay, here we go.

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Speaker 2: Number ten, Drown New leech Lord. Do you remember not

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even good?

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Speaker 1: Do you remember this card?

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Speaker 2: Give it a read. It's got nine hundred words too

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many for me to read.

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Speaker 1: This is a zombie lord three three for demir and three.

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If damage would be dealt to Drown New litch Lord,

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sacrifice that many permanents instead.

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Speaker 2: I'm listening ye.

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Speaker 1: And for the record, yes, I have Shiven Meteor to

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one of these before. It's really funny. It's really funny.

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It has tap target instant or sourcery card in your graveyard,

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gains flashback until end of turn. Its flashback costs becomes

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equal to its mane cost to play it, so you

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can play your spells out of your band by tapping him.

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Speaker 2: Instance source reason though my creatures that I sacrificed most

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definitely don't gain flashback.

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Speaker 1: Correct.

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Speaker 2: So this is I've seen this deck self mill and

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they they it's not Pariah's shield but something that prevents

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damage to him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: So you can just self mili yourself than instant and

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sorceries back from your graveyard like and it's a zombie.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see why.

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Speaker 2: There's a lot of incentive to play this card if

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Speaker 1: A sweetheart to the picture on this card is cool.

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Speaker 2: I think these days this guy would be like a

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two four and he'd cost four.

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Speaker 1: And he probably wouldn't have that first line of text

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on him either. Oh yes, I'll bet you he wouldn't

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say that. If this card was printed today, he would

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be harder to kill, cheaper to cast, and would not

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make you sacrifice your permanence. Everything else would be the.

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Speaker 2: Same, and he'd be a universe beyond card.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he'd be a fucking care bear. He'd be beastly

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from care bears.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well that's number ten. I guess we can only

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get better from here. Well we hope theoretical.

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Speaker 1: You never know. It's Demeir dude, Oh.

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Speaker 2: Vella, the Nightcloud. This is a cool card. This, this

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card's actually cool. Okay, this four four Human Wizard for

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six Jesus intimidate, so she can only be blocked by

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black or blue or artifact creatures. Okay, other creatures you

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control have intimidate, Sure, sure, because I'm definitely going agro

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in my demere deck. Oh all day. It is definitely

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going to be a trend that we see, right, all.

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Speaker 1: Those one seven's attacking?

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, all those all those eight eights for nine Okay.

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Whenever Vella, the Nightcloud or another creature you control leaves

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the bee, each opponent loses one life.

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Speaker 1: Why the fuck does it have intimidate if it's a sack,

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you know what I mean? Like, what a weird combination.

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Speaker 2: Of obody knows.

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Speaker 1: I want my guys to die, so I want to

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make them harder to block. That'll fucking fix them.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's stupid. Oh okay. The trick with this is

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to clone it and then she dies, right, Like, write

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a replication this so you get five more and they

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all see each other, and then all five of them

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all die, and they all see each other, all die,

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So all your opponents take thirty six because there's six

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of them and only one lives. Yes, fucking cool. One

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card combo with a nine man of spell right of replication, right,

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eight man and nine man whatever it is, that's the combo.

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You know. He taught me that combo. Tell me Dana Roach,

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no shit, Yeah, he was already a grown man.

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Speaker 1: Playing manolith in every deck.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because he needs nine man and it cast is right,

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a replication. That's the combo with this. Still, I think

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it's fine. I think if you like the sepher Off,

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if you liked Vella the no Aara, make this your

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freaking make it a demere aristocrat's deck and you still

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get to aristocrat or another creature you control leaves the battlefield.

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So blue allows you to bounce mass bounce, blink.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Black allows you to sacrifice and get back.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Black gives you access to all the other aristocrats that

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also do this that you can sacrifice and get trigger

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trigger trigger, trigger triggered, lose five yep.

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Speaker 1: I don't hate that you could play infect because your

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dudes are hard to block.

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Speaker 2: Oh you could. I was gonna say, is this lose one,

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This is lose one life, so this gaining effect wouldn't matter.

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But no, if all my guys can has not block.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you can dose win.

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Speaker 2: I like winning.

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Speaker 1: I hate winning.

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Speaker 2: I hate life. Yeah, I wish Vella frickin hurt me.

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Speaker 1: I think she was clad in my skin.

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Speaker 2: Vella the Ryan's skin clad, she'd be see through.

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Speaker 1: She might be actually, how would we know?

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Speaker 2: Well, look at look at it. You can see space behind.

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She's so fucking see through. You can see space miner.

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Let's just go to number seven, Ryan, No, this is

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number nine. That's what number eight we're going to.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Dragon Lord Silimgar. You know who taught me about this card?

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Speaker 1: Tell me Dana Roach.

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Speaker 2: Dana Roach. He had a freaking demer Dragon deck. It's

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the DdO Podcast of Dana Roach. Geez, fuck man, we

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just just we should just quit and Dana can take over.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, what is this gonna do?

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Speaker 2: He's a three five Elder Dragon, so we could play

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Elder Dragon Highlander for six flying death touch when he

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enters the battlefield, gain control of target creature or planes

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walker for as long as you control. Dragon Lord Silomgar.

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Speaker 1: Sure, what if you're write a replication this guy? Could

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you because all the clones had come in and all

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the dudes and then the clones would die, but then

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you still have this guy?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know, but they referenced themselves. Yeah. Could you

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respond to his etb trigger by bounced like blinking him

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and then getting another thing, because when the trigger resolves,

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he'll still be on the battlefield. Judges, let us know

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that one. I feel like that would They're gonna let

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us know in the discord. Another benefit to joining the

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Patreon is you can tell us when we're wrong and

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you'll tag us so you know we have to see

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it because it comes up on our phones.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, if you don't tag me, I won't see it.

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Speaker 2: I always tag Brando when I'm tell him he's wrong,

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or when we have to do something for a CCIO experience. Yes,

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or when there's something really funny that he needs to see.

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Speaker 1: Also then yes, all benefits Yes.

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Speaker 2: Dragon Lord silomgar Uh, demere Dragons or steal your stuff

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dot deck, Yes, I think steal your stuff.

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Speaker 1: I think steal your stuff the deck. Yeah. I bet

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you we're going to see some of that in the

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In the now, I bet you we're gonna see some

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fucking mill You think you think we're gonna e mail

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and demeir. It has way more tricks up a sleeve than.

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Speaker 2: That, Ryan, I you know what trend trend that we've

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been noticing. Date stamp on this Silim Gary, I am

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not impressed so far.

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Speaker 1: Yea, these are three shitty commanders.

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Speaker 2: Me, Well, I don't want to give you confirmation bias,

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so I don't want I don't want you to say, see,

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it's boring.

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Speaker 1: I'm saying it's boring. I'm saying all these cards so

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far suck.

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Speaker 2: They they all do the thing that like they say

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to do you know what I mean, there's no It

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felt like this with Green too. It's like Azusa, Yeah, yeah,

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give me something, mind you On the nows the now's

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we're going to see that modern design philosophy that I

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was talking about last week, where it's like, oh, I

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can just play bullshit that I found on the floor

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and it's a good deck. So I'm really waiting for

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that in these two color decks.

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Speaker 1: We assume that's gonna happen. I actually don't remember fuck

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all of shit about what's on this.

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Speaker 2: List, what's happening?

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Speaker 1: So what's happening? So I can neither confirm nor deny

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See the next one number?

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Speaker 2: This's got to be six, right, se We should have

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made producer Gary fricking keep dry.

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Speaker 1: We just to make a write him down. I think

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we've only talked about three.

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Speaker 2: Hey circle, Oh this guy's good. This guy way way

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back in the day. This guy was like a freaking

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competitive guy.

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Speaker 1: Which is crazy because when you read the card like,

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it doesn't look like it would even be playable, let

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alone be a competitive deck. But ok surprise you. I'll

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read him and then Ryan will tell you what he does.

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Speaker 2: Seven.

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Speaker 1: He's a two three for four human wizard. Whenever you

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play a blue spell and move the top card of

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target library from the game, same with black. Opponents can't

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place non land cards with the same nay as cards

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removed from the game with him.

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Speaker 2: Uh. Okay, So so you live for the day.

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Speaker 1: You're playing your friend who's playing relentless rats and you

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get a relentless rat.

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Speaker 2: Hey all or persistent petitioners. Okay. The main thing here

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is I can play Dramatic Reversal isoicronceptor combo where dramatic

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reversal two mana instant that says when you cast it,

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you untap all permanent you control yes ice conceptor is

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exile some two mana instant from your hand, and you

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can cast it every turn by tapping and paying two

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on ice coronceptor. Yes. So you go like, I don't

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know sky diamond and sol ring and you tap your

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ice coronceptor to cast your imprinted dramatic reversal and you

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untap everything. And because the way icer conceptor is worded,

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you're casting a copy of the imprinted card, which happens

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to be blue and happens to trigger circu and you

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exile a card from target library.

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Speaker 1: Yes, what's cruel again?

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Speaker 2: What's cool is I can do that to you? Yeah,

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one hundred thousand times. And in my example, if I

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was netting a Mana every time, I could fucking stroke

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a genius somebody else if they had some way to

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counter me, cool, I could uh EXI the top card

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from target library from the game be my own library,

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and I could Laboratory Maniac or thasas Oracle now and win.

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Speaker 1: You know what would be interesting to do with this?

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If you could put like all the free counter spells

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on the top of your own deck and then get

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them with circus so that your opponents couldn't cast them.

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That'd be cool. That's how you'd be pretty cool.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna first, I'm gonna brainstorm put three free counter spells,

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and then I'm gonna put my own counter spells into

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exile and I could freak fuck. That's really good. I

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bet you people did that. I bet you that's what

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makes this card freaking good. And why don't even think

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of that until now?

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Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you, honestly, like, why use a force to

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force a force when you could just get rid of

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them all and then you don't have to worry about

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them fucking ever.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's funny, though, this force is not a

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free counter spell.

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Speaker 1: Shut up. It's free enough.

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Speaker 2: It's free enough, and it should be noted circu human

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wizard actually really relevant when you're playing decks that can

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just go and find lands and land as cavernous souls

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and you name human and coincidentally, every single other creature

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in your deck is a human. Yeah, not because you're

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playing a human's deck, but just coincidentally, he's just a dude.

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Speaker 1: There's a picture of a dude on the car.

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Speaker 2: Or you could be like, fuck, I was gonna say,

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snapcast mage, but he's a human wizard as well. Yeah,

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you could just go snapcast mage, get my thing back.

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And also you can't counter my commander, right, Like, there's

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so many little things that matter in CEDH. And I'm

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gonna say again, and this is CDH from like air

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Quotes c edh from before it existed, like in twenty eleven.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if.

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Speaker 2: Ah, yeah, I don't think that a two card combo

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a three card combo if you can include your commander,

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I don't think that's good anymore. Dang, it doesn't lock

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down the board, like I don't know.

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Speaker 1: Too many steps, too many steps, too cute, I guess

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would be too cute.

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Speaker 2: There's too many there's too much easy, cheap, free interaction. Now. Yeah, yeah,

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I still think it's fricking Coolah, I.

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Speaker 1: Think it's fun. I'm cool. I'm happy that that exists.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, number six number sucks. Merkel vosk mind drinker.

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This guy looks cool, looks cool. He's a vampire two

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four flyer for five demer and three whenever merkle Voss

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mind Drinker deals combat damage two player, that player reveals cards,

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stop of their library until they reveal four land cards.

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Put all that into the graveyard.

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Speaker 1: So they get sanity grinding, mind grinding, mine mind funeral,

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that's what that car mind.

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Speaker 2: They get ground, they get grinded. They get grinded four, Yes,

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grind four because mine grind is a card. Right, Yeah, Yeah,

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this is good. This is a milk card.

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Speaker 1: A milk is another it's a milk card. Hey, good

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milk card.

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Speaker 2: When are we gonna see grind be a word like

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mill is now a word?

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Speaker 1: Hopefully soon and I hope that we get credit for

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it because we did it. Bills in the Mill, Sanity grinding,

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so many cards are fucking good. Yeah, you wouldn't play.

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Speaker 2: I would play. I'd play this guy. He just has

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to deal damage and they grind however many.

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Speaker 1: Yep, it's combat damage. But yeah that's four.

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Speaker 2: Well he's a flyer, it's fine. And he's the commander

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of your Demere Mill deck. This is fine. Yeah, i'd

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play Mine Grind in that deck.

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Speaker 1: I would too.

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Speaker 2: I would not target the land player because they'll probably

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just go land line and land land nice mill for card, right,

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Like that's not very good.

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Speaker 1: And then you get them the next time and you

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get like sixteen. Yeah fuck, I think I.

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Speaker 2: Got twenty one off of Mine Grind one time. It's

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pretty good. But yeah, Marcrovoss, I don't know. I don't

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know what else we gotta say. It's the Demere Mill.

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Speaker 1: D it's a milk card.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, well I wonder I we're gonna see any

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more of those.

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Speaker 1: Probably not. This is just gotta be the end of

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the milk cards.

468
00:24:24,960 --> 00:24:28,519
Speaker 2: Oh shyeah, No, it's funny, Una Queen of the Face.

469
00:24:28,559 --> 00:24:30,559
Speaker 1: Oh it's another milk card. So this one is a

470
00:24:30,599 --> 00:24:34,119
five fine for six With flying you can pay demere

471
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:37,640
Hybrid and X choose a color target opponent exiles that

472
00:24:37,680 --> 00:24:40,160
many cards off the top of the library. For every

473
00:24:40,519 --> 00:24:43,839
card of the color you picked, you make a one

474
00:24:43,839 --> 00:24:47,000
to one flying black and Blue Rogue Fairy Creature token.

475
00:24:48,160 --> 00:24:50,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was a card back in the day again

476
00:24:51,839 --> 00:24:57,279
two thousand and Man, when did commander cookouts start? This

477
00:24:57,400 --> 00:25:00,559
is like in twenty sixteen or seventeen. I think I

478
00:25:00,599 --> 00:25:00,960
got to see.

479
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:03,640
Speaker 1: I look down at my shirt to see these. Twenty seventeen.

480
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:06,000
Speaker 2: I think twenty seventeen is what the shirt says. Yeah,

481
00:25:06,440 --> 00:25:10,200
but this was one back in the day where people

482
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:14,599
would play Paradox Engine, right yep, and they would just

483
00:25:14,640 --> 00:25:18,079
make infinite manna and then just do infinite exile the

484
00:25:18,119 --> 00:25:22,039
top card of your library, and if anybody lived, they're

485
00:25:22,079 --> 00:25:24,200
just like, I don't know, I got three hundred blockers.

486
00:25:24,240 --> 00:25:26,240
Now if I live, I'm just going to attack everybody

487
00:25:26,279 --> 00:25:30,200
for three hundred yeah, yeah, yeah, And it's a fairy

488
00:25:30,519 --> 00:25:32,799
and it's a wizard and it's got cool art. Everybody

489
00:25:32,839 --> 00:25:34,400
likes Una. Yeah, I like too.

490
00:25:34,480 --> 00:25:36,359
Speaker 1: I had an inder deck like back in the day,

491
00:25:36,359 --> 00:25:38,359
I built one. Mine wasn't a mill deck though it was.

492
00:25:38,599 --> 00:25:39,240
It was rogues.

493
00:25:40,119 --> 00:25:43,359
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you should build it again. Rogues are way

494
00:25:43,400 --> 00:25:44,200
better than they used to be.

495
00:25:44,319 --> 00:25:47,559
Speaker 1: That is true, That is very true. But Una isn't

496
00:25:47,599 --> 00:25:49,680
as good as she used to because everybody nobody plays

497
00:25:49,680 --> 00:25:52,960
mono color anymore, really, at least where we play, well,

498
00:25:53,039 --> 00:25:55,759
she not monocolor, but well no, but that's the that's

499
00:25:55,759 --> 00:25:58,640
where her ability is the best. More colors.

500
00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:01,200
Speaker 2: Your opponents are playing the less ferries for each card

501
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:03,119
that shows the color move this way. Yes, you're right,

502
00:26:03,240 --> 00:26:05,759
you're right, you're right. You know what, there's something romantic

503
00:26:05,799 --> 00:26:09,839
about running into or playing a monocolored deck. I really

504
00:26:09,960 --> 00:26:14,839
do appreciate that. It's so rich in what it's trying

505
00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,319
to do. It's not being pulled in two different directions

506
00:26:18,400 --> 00:26:22,720
saying it does this and this or tertiarily it does

507
00:26:22,960 --> 00:26:26,319
kind of freaking this. Right, if you play a green deck,

508
00:26:26,400 --> 00:26:29,359
you know what's gonna happen. You're getting you're getting your

509
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:32,319
dink stepped on, or there's like trees everywhere.

510
00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:36,359
Speaker 1: Also, yes, or we'll do both of those things.

511
00:26:36,480 --> 00:26:41,440
Speaker 2: Yes, you're playing like a white deck, you know, yeah, right,

512
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:43,359
you're playing a blue deck. You know, somebody's gonna go

513
00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:51,400
well actually they so rich scum. Yeah, the next It's remarkable,

514
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,680
actually how many of these cards I've I've done altered

515
00:26:54,759 --> 00:26:59,839
art on and love the color scheme, vella, love that alter.

516
00:27:00,039 --> 00:27:02,200
I think I actually did one for Danna roach Una.

517
00:27:02,640 --> 00:27:06,519
Really like, I've done a circu demure lobotomist and and

518
00:27:06,599 --> 00:27:08,079
I was like, what the fuck's going on in this

519
00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,519
art here, I'll go back to it. What the fuck's

520
00:27:10,559 --> 00:27:12,680
going on in this art? So like I took it

521
00:27:12,720 --> 00:27:17,839
into a photoshop or whatever and turned down the contrast

522
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:20,119
and the and turned or turned up the contrast and

523
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:23,240
turned up the brightness. He's standing in like a torture

524
00:27:23,319 --> 00:27:26,119
room and there's like a ladder to get out of

525
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:28,640
there and stuff. There's lots of cool stuff in a

526
00:27:28,640 --> 00:27:29,240
lot of this art.

527
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,319
Speaker 1: He's lobotomizing people. Man like he's a bad guy.

528
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:35,880
Speaker 2: He's a sickle rubs the lotion on its brain or

529
00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:38,480
else it gets the spike up the nose again, Yeah,

530
00:27:38,559 --> 00:27:39,079
et cetera.

531
00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:43,720
Speaker 1: And that goes in the eye. Yeah, or whatever goes

532
00:27:43,720 --> 00:27:44,160
in next year?

533
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 2: What are we on number four? Number four? Baby?

534
00:27:53,839 --> 00:27:54,119
Speaker 1: Look?

535
00:27:54,400 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 2: Another another mail card, another mail card fax.

536
00:27:58,319 --> 00:28:02,960
Speaker 1: God of Deception is a force indestructible Thierros God for

537
00:28:03,039 --> 00:28:05,119
demir and three. As long as your devotion to blue

538
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,039
or black is less than seven, it's not a dude.

539
00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,680
It has creatures you control, have target, have tap target

540
00:28:10,720 --> 00:28:12,920
player mills equal to toughness of creature.

541
00:28:13,880 --> 00:28:14,519
Speaker 2: There we go.

542
00:28:15,039 --> 00:28:18,119
Speaker 1: So he'll millia for seven. The walls that are in

543
00:28:18,160 --> 00:28:22,759
this deck will mill you for somewhere between four and twelve. Yeah.

544
00:28:22,839 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 2: You just got to put the thickest daddies and the

545
00:28:25,279 --> 00:28:26,519
thickest mama's in here.

546
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:29,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, Tree of Perdition, Yeah, mill thirteen.

547
00:28:30,599 --> 00:28:31,559
Speaker 2: I love thirteen.

548
00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:35,759
Speaker 1: And then you play brute clad or not ruder clouds ruvak.

549
00:28:36,240 --> 00:28:36,920
Speaker 2: Yeah you do.

550
00:28:37,079 --> 00:28:38,799
Speaker 1: You're milling and you're playing mill.

551
00:28:38,720 --> 00:28:43,039
Speaker 2: And yeah, I uh, I've contemplated or milling this guy

552
00:28:43,119 --> 00:28:45,839
building this guy lots as a petitioner deck. Of course

553
00:28:45,839 --> 00:28:50,160
I have, because they do three mill for two mana.

554
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:52,519
You can do it over and over and over until

555
00:28:52,519 --> 00:28:54,400
you have enough of them where they're just like twelve

556
00:28:54,799 --> 00:28:58,960
twelve twelve twelve mm hm, but good. Actually, I think

557
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,640
you gotta what are you gotta do? Tap four of

558
00:29:00,640 --> 00:29:03,839
them to mill twelve the same, it's the fucking same,

559
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:07,160
the same results. Yeah, so you don't you don't gain anything.

560
00:29:07,200 --> 00:29:09,640
But if they that means if they kill one, yeah,

561
00:29:09,799 --> 00:29:12,839
you still can do nine. Like you're not you're not

562
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:14,519
missing getting a discount.

563
00:29:14,119 --> 00:29:16,720
Speaker 1: There, you're not going from twelve to three. Yeah, going

564
00:29:16,759 --> 00:29:17,640
from twelve to nine.

565
00:29:17,720 --> 00:29:21,319
Speaker 2: And I've I've played against Phoenax like El Drozy Decks.

566
00:29:21,839 --> 00:29:24,519
It's like, oh, there's no walls. I'll just I'll just

567
00:29:24,640 --> 00:29:27,880
mill you for fucking fourteen and if you kill my commander,

568
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,319
I'll just hit you for fourteen.

569
00:29:30,000 --> 00:29:32,839
Speaker 1: Oh, I'll mill you for fourteen, and I'll hit you

570
00:29:32,880 --> 00:29:35,279
for eleven. Annihilator seventeen.

571
00:29:35,640 --> 00:29:39,559
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it was fucking great. He goes. It's like,

572
00:29:40,599 --> 00:29:47,079
hmm okay, pre combat, Yeah, mill you fourteen, right, bounce

573
00:29:47,119 --> 00:29:50,559
Phoenax hit you twenty eight. It's like, oh, he fuck?

574
00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:55,400
Speaker 1: Why you gotta bounce Fax to bounce them creatures?

575
00:29:55,440 --> 00:29:57,200
Speaker 2: You control have? Oh because you only have to tap

576
00:29:57,400 --> 00:30:00,000
yeah yeah, yeah, on tap them and get in there. Baby,

577
00:30:00,039 --> 00:30:03,039
I guess you can just untap mill. That's even better

578
00:30:03,400 --> 00:30:05,559
because you can only have to mill one guy. You

579
00:30:05,599 --> 00:30:08,559
can attack everybody else phoenax El drawsy Yeah, take that

580
00:30:08,599 --> 00:30:11,240
one to the bank. Did not win that game.

581
00:30:11,319 --> 00:30:13,720
Speaker 1: You know what'd be good in this deck? Intruder alarm?

582
00:30:14,160 --> 00:30:15,720
Have you ever heard of that card? Yeah, it's I

583
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:19,160
think maybe maybe it might be good. I don't, I don't.

584
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:20,960
Speaker 2: Did you know what combos with lots of stuff?

585
00:30:21,440 --> 00:30:23,799
Speaker 1: I mean, like maybe you could. I could see it

586
00:30:23,839 --> 00:30:24,599
being a pretty.

587
00:30:24,319 --> 00:30:27,759
Speaker 2: Good intruder alarm? Really good with una if you have

588
00:30:27,799 --> 00:30:32,200
manadorks that's right, yes, very good, Yes, very good. This

589
00:30:32,240 --> 00:30:34,319
is the number three commander of twenty nineteen.

590
00:30:36,200 --> 00:30:39,279
Speaker 1: Probably let's see what the next one is, which is

591
00:30:39,319 --> 00:30:42,279
another mill guy? I don't know, Maybe it's not another

592
00:30:42,279 --> 00:30:44,359
milk guy. Let's see, let's see, let's see, let's just

593
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:45,039
let's just check.

594
00:30:45,279 --> 00:30:46,559
Speaker 2: It isn't it isn't.

595
00:30:46,559 --> 00:30:50,200
Speaker 1: Okay, what does this one do? Lesov the multifarious?

596
00:30:50,359 --> 00:30:51,920
Speaker 2: You've built this, haven't you? No?

597
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:58,079
Speaker 1: One? Three? Four two enters Battlefield Surveil one. Okay. Tap

598
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:02,799
X becomes copy target creature in Graveyard with converted man

599
00:31:02,880 --> 00:31:06,920
acost X, except its name stays the same and it's legendary.

600
00:31:07,599 --> 00:31:09,160
In addition to his other times Okay.

601
00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:13,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, he becomes a copy of a dead thing. How

602
00:31:13,920 --> 00:31:14,640
would those.

603
00:31:14,440 --> 00:31:17,559
Speaker 1: Things become dead if you mild them?

604
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:18,559
Speaker 2: Fucking mill them?

605
00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:23,880
Speaker 1: Yep, of course it's only your stuff.

606
00:31:25,559 --> 00:31:28,480
Speaker 2: Mail Is mill Is mill Is, mill Is mill.

607
00:31:28,480 --> 00:31:32,839
Speaker 1: It's the truth. Yeah, so another mill deck sort of.

608
00:31:34,279 --> 00:31:37,000
Speaker 2: I would put big dumb idiots in this deck, I

609
00:31:37,039 --> 00:31:42,279
would put I would put my big black idiot demons.

610
00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:49,039
I would put Leviathan. Hell yeah, consecrated sphinx. You get

611
00:31:49,079 --> 00:31:51,720
around the entrance battlefield tapped with Leviathan. If he just

612
00:31:51,759 --> 00:31:53,359
turns into Leviathan.

613
00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,920
Speaker 1: That's true, you slept a sack two islands. If you

614
00:31:54,960 --> 00:31:55,799
attack though.

615
00:31:57,079 --> 00:31:59,880
Speaker 2: Cool, Maybe maybe my islands are creatures and I can

616
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,799
turn him into an island, then he'd be a man

617
00:32:01,799 --> 00:32:02,119
of dorc.

618
00:32:02,920 --> 00:32:04,880
Speaker 1: Get You know what what you could do is you

619
00:32:04,920 --> 00:32:07,759
could attack with him, and then once he's already attacking,

620
00:32:07,960 --> 00:32:13,920
then you turn him into a Leviathan hell roller, and

621
00:32:13,960 --> 00:32:16,640
then you hit him for ten and then after combat

622
00:32:16,680 --> 00:32:18,880
you turn him into not a Leviathan. Yes, so that

623
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,640
during your turn he'll untap without having to sack island.

624
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 2: You turn him into an intruder. Alarm this, this guy's

625
00:32:29,000 --> 00:32:33,519
sneaky good because there's what you just said tricks that

626
00:32:33,519 --> 00:32:35,880
that you do. It's like, Okay, he's gonna be this

627
00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:37,920
and get this attack trigger.

628
00:32:38,039 --> 00:32:40,559
Speaker 1: He'll be unblockable when I attack, Yes, and then he's

629
00:32:40,559 --> 00:32:41,960
gonna be fucking giant.

630
00:32:42,359 --> 00:32:44,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that he hits you, and then there's the

631
00:32:44,799 --> 00:32:48,200
host combat. I'm gonna do something so you can't attack me,

632
00:32:48,359 --> 00:32:51,440
or or something right like, and I don't know what

633
00:32:51,480 --> 00:32:54,920
all those things are. I I know somebody. I think

634
00:32:55,119 --> 00:32:57,440
I think Fugoff made this guy when he came out.

635
00:32:57,799 --> 00:33:00,880
This is a return to Ravnika spell or something right

636
00:33:00,960 --> 00:33:02,720
or gate crash or.

637
00:33:04,119 --> 00:33:04,839
Speaker 1: I can't see that.

638
00:33:04,920 --> 00:33:08,440
Speaker 2: No, this is twenty eighteen. This was there was there

639
00:33:08,519 --> 00:33:14,920
was War of the Spark, Ravnica allegiance and was it

640
00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:18,839
just those two? I think this is Ravnica allegiance. I

641
00:33:18,920 --> 00:33:20,640
date stamp card. That's the only reason I know it's

642
00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,519
from twenty eighteen. Yes, this date stamp number two.

643
00:33:23,519 --> 00:33:25,119
Speaker 1: Date stamp as hell, let's see the next one.

644
00:33:25,519 --> 00:33:27,000
Speaker 2: This guy's cool, he's pretty neat.

645
00:33:27,039 --> 00:33:27,720
Speaker 1: It is a cool card.

646
00:33:27,759 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 2: I would build this one, but I don't think it's

647
00:33:29,759 --> 00:33:31,519
a I don't think it's like. I don't think I

648
00:33:31,519 --> 00:33:35,160
could take this to Vegas because I wouldn't be sober

649
00:33:35,240 --> 00:33:41,039
enough to remember all the tricks. I need something that's tricksy,

650
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:44,559
but for a different reason, just because you think I'm lying,

651
00:33:44,640 --> 00:33:47,000
but I'm telling the truth, or or vice versa.

652
00:33:47,039 --> 00:33:48,519
Speaker 1: At least with this guy, you can always see what

653
00:33:48,559 --> 00:33:51,480
he's gonna do. It's like you could just look in

654
00:33:51,519 --> 00:33:53,119
there bin and see what he's gonna do.

655
00:33:53,319 --> 00:33:56,240
Speaker 2: No, no, you can't, because I attack, and you think

656
00:33:56,279 --> 00:33:58,960
one thing, and then I instant speed mill myself. Oh yeah,

657
00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:00,400
I guess, and then I say, fuck you.

658
00:34:00,519 --> 00:34:02,240
Speaker 1: Well, then you don't know what she's gonna do either.

659
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 2: That's why I can surveil or scry just once, or

660
00:34:07,759 --> 00:34:11,400
soothe saying, or brainstorm or do all that blue jerk

661
00:34:11,440 --> 00:34:12,960
off shit that lets me fucking know.

662
00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 1: I guess.

663
00:34:14,719 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 2: I could have no other creatures in my deck. No,

664
00:34:17,039 --> 00:34:20,679
that doesn't work, a mad phantasm, and stack my whole deck.

665
00:34:21,079 --> 00:34:26,199
I could go fucking Proteus staff and whatever commos with

666
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,760
Protias staff and stack my whole deck. You can do

667
00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:29,760
all that blue bullshit.

668
00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:31,800
Speaker 1: This is demere baby, I guess.

669
00:34:32,119 --> 00:34:34,559
Speaker 2: Get your shit together, uncle Brando. She never played Blue

670
00:34:34,599 --> 00:34:37,920
Black before. We fucking cheat? You think Blue cheats fucking

671
00:34:37,920 --> 00:34:42,480
Blue Black? Yeah, they're the blackest guys, the baddest guys.

672
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:44,760
Speaker 1: I took my h what do you calls it, my

673
00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:45,639
demere deck apart.

674
00:34:45,679 --> 00:34:47,119
Speaker 2: Actually, oh, you have a conscience.

675
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 1: No, people just hated it so much that I took

676
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:50,880
it apart.

677
00:34:51,000 --> 00:34:52,519
Speaker 2: Oh wow, also true.

678
00:34:52,639 --> 00:34:54,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder if we're going to see that commander

679
00:34:54,400 --> 00:34:55,719
in the top ten of Now.

680
00:34:56,559 --> 00:34:58,239
Speaker 2: Oh, well, what are we on number one? Let's do

681
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,480
a recap go all the way mo ask.

682
00:35:00,440 --> 00:35:03,199
Speaker 1: Back, okay, and I'll use my fingers on this one.

683
00:35:03,320 --> 00:35:09,920
Speaker 2: Then crab Butthole Yes, Browner leech lord maam Vella. Sure,

684
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,519
I like this one at Vella at nine Dragon Lard

685
00:35:14,599 --> 00:35:18,119
Silomgar at eight yep circle demere le bottomis. I like

686
00:35:18,159 --> 00:35:21,159
this guy at seven mercer Voss. I like this guy.

687
00:35:21,280 --> 00:35:26,400
Speaker 1: Six Una fuck her, I like that one.

688
00:35:26,559 --> 00:35:30,519
Speaker 2: I like yeah, just good art. Four is Phoenix, God

689
00:35:30,559 --> 00:35:32,639
of deception. I probably would play this.

690
00:35:32,599 --> 00:35:34,239
Speaker 1: Card, probably would just come back.

691
00:35:35,719 --> 00:35:40,719
Speaker 2: Two is the Lasov right three, Three is Lasov.

692
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:42,840
Speaker 1: Number two, the.

693
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:47,719
Speaker 2: Scare of God, the scare of God. Stamper. The scare

694
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:49,079
of God is another God.

695
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:52,599
Speaker 1: Five five for five God. Beginning of each up keep,

696
00:35:52,599 --> 00:35:55,079
each opponent loses x life and you scry x where

697
00:35:55,199 --> 00:35:57,320
x is the number of zombies you control. You can

698
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,880
pay four xile three xl target creature from a bin

699
00:36:01,119 --> 00:36:02,800
and create a copy of it that is a four

700
00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:05,360
to four black zombie and then it has like the

701
00:36:06,760 --> 00:36:09,960
Aman cat god yeah gimmick where if it dies you'd

702
00:36:10,079 --> 00:36:11,719
put it back in your hand at the end step.

703
00:36:12,079 --> 00:36:12,920
Speaker 2: This card.

704
00:36:14,320 --> 00:36:15,239
Speaker 1: Is so good.

705
00:36:15,519 --> 00:36:21,719
Speaker 2: Yes, this card is good as good. Yes five five

706
00:36:21,800 --> 00:36:28,440
for five lose life scry x number of zombies you control,

707
00:36:28,519 --> 00:36:29,880
like what, and then.

708
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:30,840
Speaker 1: It makes zombies.

709
00:36:31,599 --> 00:36:36,239
Speaker 2: You know what's better than having five zombies is you

710
00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:38,400
losing five because I have five zombies. But you know

711
00:36:38,440 --> 00:36:41,119
what's even better than that? To tell me scrying five?

712
00:36:41,599 --> 00:36:43,760
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like.

713
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:44,760
Speaker 2: The fucking best.

714
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:46,159
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.

715
00:36:46,320 --> 00:36:49,639
Speaker 2: And all three of those things are written in one

716
00:36:49,679 --> 00:36:53,519
sentence on this card before it has two more abilities.

717
00:36:53,280 --> 00:36:56,039
Speaker 1: Before it has anything else going on for it. It's

718
00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:56,599
a good card.

719
00:36:57,199 --> 00:37:01,039
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Excel a card from a graveyard.

720
00:37:01,239 --> 00:37:04,400
Speaker 1: So while you're milling some other fucker, you can get

721
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:05,800
their shit, you can steal all their ship.

722
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:10,039
Speaker 2: Yeahurnam this card very good, very good. The only thing

723
00:37:10,039 --> 00:37:12,159
that would make this card better if that scry said surveil,

724
00:37:12,239 --> 00:37:16,559
but that technology didn't exist yet. Right, yes, yeah, Surveil

725
00:37:16,559 --> 00:37:19,840
would have made this better because I could freaking them

726
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:23,280
and then make them into four fours. This card is

727
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:26,159
so good if I was going to build a demere

728
00:37:26,360 --> 00:37:31,119
zombie deck sca. God. I know that I know that

729
00:37:31,159 --> 00:37:34,639
the number one is gonna I know that the number

730
00:37:34,679 --> 00:37:37,679
one of now. I'm making a prediction, Okay, I I

731
00:37:38,079 --> 00:37:39,880
know that the number one of now is going to

732
00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,199
be better than this one as a zombie commander. But

733
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,360
I like this one better because I like scrying.

734
00:37:45,960 --> 00:37:47,639
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, okay.

735
00:37:47,679 --> 00:37:50,079
Speaker 2: And I don't remember what you're that card is printed in,

736
00:37:50,119 --> 00:37:52,760
so I'm not sure it's the number one of that

737
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:55,199
then okay, all right, this is number two.

738
00:37:55,679 --> 00:37:57,599
Speaker 1: Okay, just remember what card you thought?

739
00:37:57,679 --> 00:37:58,159
Speaker 2: I'll remember.

740
00:37:58,239 --> 00:38:03,119
Speaker 1: I don't remember shit. Number one back your ego, of

741
00:38:03,159 --> 00:38:04,000
course it's your ego.

742
00:38:04,159 --> 00:38:05,639
Speaker 2: Ah, I did I forgot about this card?

743
00:38:05,760 --> 00:38:09,559
Speaker 1: You never forget you. She's a game changer. Oh yeah, yeah, so.

744
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:12,639
Speaker 2: We'll be seeing her again, of course we will.

745
00:38:12,679 --> 00:38:12,880
Speaker 1: Yeah.

746
00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's not gonna be in the number one slot, though,

747
00:38:15,159 --> 00:38:16,480
I know who's in the number one slot.

748
00:38:16,599 --> 00:38:19,519
Speaker 1: Okay, I have a prediction. Okay, she's a she's a

749
00:38:19,559 --> 00:38:21,880
human ninja. She's a one to three for three has

750
00:38:21,920 --> 00:38:25,000
Commander ninjitsus with you a fucking stupid thing. Fuck that,

751
00:38:25,119 --> 00:38:28,239
so you attack with in demerror. You can attack with

752
00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,920
a creature that isn't that that doesn't get blocked. Then

753
00:38:30,920 --> 00:38:32,960
you can just pay two to have her come into

754
00:38:33,079 --> 00:38:37,320
fucking play. Whenever a ninja you control those combat damage

755
00:38:37,320 --> 00:38:39,199
to a player revealed the top card of your library

756
00:38:39,199 --> 00:38:41,599
and put it into your hand. Each opponent loses life

757
00:38:41,599 --> 00:38:43,840
equal to that card's converted man a cost, and the

758
00:38:43,880 --> 00:38:46,519
card is always an extra turn spell or something that

759
00:38:46,559 --> 00:38:50,159
costs god damn eleven. And then you blow everybody's asshole

760
00:38:50,199 --> 00:38:52,840
out and they go, oh, my bot hole, and then

761
00:38:52,880 --> 00:38:54,320
you go, ah, I play your course.

762
00:38:54,400 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 2: Some people say, oh that feels good.

763
00:38:56,159 --> 00:38:59,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, looking shaming in the nation. But at least it's

764
00:38:59,000 --> 00:38:59,559
not a mill.

765
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:04,199
Speaker 2: Deck, it, you know what I at least it's not

766
00:39:04,320 --> 00:39:05,000
a mill deck.

767
00:39:05,079 --> 00:39:07,280
Speaker 1: Yeah. Everything else could have been a mill deck, not

768
00:39:07,400 --> 00:39:07,920
this one.

769
00:39:08,039 --> 00:39:14,159
Speaker 2: I have not played against Eureko Turns. I've never played

770
00:39:14,159 --> 00:39:14,920
against that deck.

771
00:39:15,079 --> 00:39:15,400
Speaker 1: Really.

772
00:39:15,679 --> 00:39:21,880
Speaker 2: Yeah. I've played against Eureko Dark Steel Forge, Eureko El Drawsy,

773
00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:30,280
Eureko mind Slavery. I've played against Eureka one drops no shit,

774
00:39:30,480 --> 00:39:33,800
Eureko one drops and the guy bricks that got like

775
00:39:33,920 --> 00:39:37,199
land three times or something. D He never never revealed

776
00:39:37,400 --> 00:39:39,719
good because it was like a budget Erko deck. Sure,

777
00:39:39,760 --> 00:39:42,400
he got up Sense's Divining Top one time. I was like,

778
00:39:42,440 --> 00:39:44,400
oh cool. He's like, yeah, now I can put other

779
00:39:44,440 --> 00:39:48,639
one drops on top of my deck like Sense's Divining

780
00:39:48,639 --> 00:39:49,480
Top every turn.

781
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:52,880
Speaker 1: I forget who it was locally here, But he played

782
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:56,079
time stretch in the deck because it costs ten. Yeah,

783
00:39:56,119 --> 00:39:58,079
but he never played it like he drawed. He'd show

784
00:39:58,119 --> 00:40:00,800
it to us everybody to take ten, and then he'd

785
00:40:00,800 --> 00:40:03,760
immediately like brainstorm it back to the top of his

786
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:06,159
library and then the next or ah, it's that fucking

787
00:40:06,239 --> 00:40:08,360
time stretch again, and then he'd do it again.

788
00:40:08,480 --> 00:40:10,880
Speaker 2: Dude, I think that's the strategy. Actually, yeah, it was.

789
00:40:11,039 --> 00:40:14,559
Speaker 1: It was quite good. Actually, he's always gonna play. No,

790
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:16,239
he's not. It's not there to play, it's there to

791
00:40:16,320 --> 00:40:17,079
do fucking ten.

792
00:40:17,519 --> 00:40:19,920
Speaker 2: You know what I like better than that time stretch

793
00:40:20,000 --> 00:40:23,119
and then like deja vu or something that gets it

794
00:40:23,159 --> 00:40:25,679
back into your hand and you put it on top again.

795
00:40:25,559 --> 00:40:26,599
Speaker 1: Or to put it back on the top of your

796
00:40:26,599 --> 00:40:28,599
library or whatever. Yeah, to be pretty good too.

797
00:40:29,199 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 2: And we're demonstrating why this card's good. Yes, I think

798
00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:32,320
people know.

799
00:40:32,519 --> 00:40:35,199
Speaker 1: I think people might have an idea that Urico pretty good. Yeah.

800
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:37,480
Speaker 2: I would encourage people to play Euroco one.

801
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,199
Speaker 1: Drops or two drops.

802
00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:40,239
Speaker 2: Fucking fuck.

803
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:42,679
Speaker 1: Pick any number that's below seven.

804
00:40:42,480 --> 00:40:47,920
Speaker 2: Pig zero, pig zero if you're playing against your good

805
00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:48,440
friend Ryan.

806
00:40:48,599 --> 00:40:50,800
Speaker 1: Oh, that would actually, that would actually be pretty funny,

807
00:40:50,840 --> 00:40:53,679
except you don't tell anybody it's Euroco zero drops. Just

808
00:40:53,679 --> 00:40:55,280
pretend you're really unlucky.

809
00:40:56,760 --> 00:40:58,199
Speaker 2: Is what you tell him. That's what you tell him.

810
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,599
It's not that Euricho dec that's what you tell them. Yeah,

811
00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:05,519
you shit him with the new John Travolta meme, with

812
00:41:05,639 --> 00:41:08,159
the fucking stupid beard. He's gout. It's not that your

813
00:41:08,199 --> 00:41:08,760
Eco deck.

814
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, fuck it. Let's see what the next. Let's

815
00:41:12,519 --> 00:41:13,679
see what the now is.

816
00:41:13,800 --> 00:41:14,559
Speaker 2: This is the now.

817
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:18,199
Speaker 1: Ooh see I inverted the colors on.

818
00:41:18,480 --> 00:41:24,960
Speaker 2: You've inverted the butthole. Do not google that, no.

819
00:41:25,280 --> 00:41:27,280
Speaker 1: W Let's let's just see that. This is the number

820
00:41:27,280 --> 00:41:29,119
ten rinds number ten. Yeah, let's just pretend we.

821
00:41:29,039 --> 00:41:31,039
Speaker 2: Didn't say that. We're going right into the hole.

822
00:41:30,840 --> 00:41:34,719
Speaker 1: One, right into the thing. We're putting it back in umbreast.

823
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:40,360
Speaker 2: I like this. I like this card. I wish I

824
00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:43,119
built it. I wish it was a deck that I played.

825
00:41:43,599 --> 00:41:47,000
I wish that I played this card and one games

826
00:41:47,039 --> 00:41:49,079
with this deck. This is a one one for five.

827
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:53,079
Holy shit, good already gets plus one plus one for

828
00:41:53,239 --> 00:41:58,880
each card your opponent's own in exile. That sounds like

829
00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:02,440
some modern day bullshit. Yeah, that's like really something I

830
00:42:02,519 --> 00:42:03,440
have to keep track of.

831
00:42:03,599 --> 00:42:06,239
Speaker 1: Yes, your opponents.

832
00:42:06,039 --> 00:42:08,119
Speaker 2: Own in exile, that's like all of them?

833
00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:10,960
Speaker 1: Well, when you're done milling them.

834
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, what if I'm playing the hundred person Battle Royal

835
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:19,280
and Magic on Vegas. This guy's just like a trillion power. Okay.

836
00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:24,320
Whenever Umbrus or another nightmare or horror you control enters

837
00:42:24,599 --> 00:42:26,880
target opponent exiles cards from the top of their library

838
00:42:26,920 --> 00:42:29,880
until they exile. A land card they grind one, so

839
00:42:30,159 --> 00:42:38,760
it grind one exiles. Yes, that's okay, he's a nightmare horror.

840
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:41,079
Can we just infinite blink them and mill them to death?

841
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:41,599
Speaker 1: Yes?

842
00:42:42,280 --> 00:42:42,880
Speaker 2: I don't hate that.

843
00:42:43,119 --> 00:42:46,559
Speaker 1: Yeah I could certainly do that. Yes, I don't hate

844
00:42:46,679 --> 00:42:48,400
And the art on the screen, which you're you'd see

845
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:50,599
if you're watching on YouTube, what should is a ferbie?

846
00:42:51,039 --> 00:42:55,559
So technically, technically universes beyond. But it's not.

847
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,519
Speaker 2: It's not actually it's yes, yes, it's not. This was

848
00:42:59,119 --> 00:43:03,039
Ferbie the thing this was from Oh shit, I don't know, man,

849
00:43:03,079 --> 00:43:04,119
this is Dan D card.

850
00:43:05,239 --> 00:43:06,079
Speaker 1: I don't think so.

851
00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:09,280
Speaker 2: If you pick the fucking regular art. We know.

852
00:43:09,639 --> 00:43:11,320
Speaker 1: I never picked the regular art for the now I

853
00:43:11,360 --> 00:43:12,880
have to pick the crazy ass shit.

854
00:43:13,199 --> 00:43:15,519
Speaker 2: This is crazy ass shit. This is not a universe's

855
00:43:15,519 --> 00:43:17,599
beyond card because even if it is a D and

856
00:43:17,639 --> 00:43:19,760
D card, we don't count D and D as universes beyond.

857
00:43:19,800 --> 00:43:20,079
Speaker 1: Correct.

858
00:43:20,119 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 2: Okay, for the record, Yes, anybody who's tuning in to

859
00:43:22,559 --> 00:43:25,400
Commander Cookout at episode five and forty two for the

860
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:29,920
first time, welcome and you for being here. Yes, okay.

861
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:31,719
Number nine.

862
00:43:33,639 --> 00:43:38,159
Speaker 3: John Gerenicus, John Irenicas shattered one or is I like

863
00:43:38,199 --> 00:43:42,280
to call him shittered one? Yeah, I like to call

864
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:45,719
him John Erection shittered one, John e reck Shirt get

865
00:43:45,800 --> 00:43:46,239
shipped on?

866
00:43:46,800 --> 00:43:48,599
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, k in the nation.

867
00:43:49,159 --> 00:43:51,119
Speaker 2: This is a This is a demere Elf.

868
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:54,679
Speaker 1: Elf Wizard three three for four beginning of end Step

869
00:43:55,079 --> 00:43:58,239
Target Opponent the fuck games. Control of up to one

870
00:43:58,280 --> 00:44:00,880
target creature. You control, put to plus one plus one,

871
00:44:00,920 --> 00:44:03,559
counters on it, and tap it. It's goaded. For the

872
00:44:03,559 --> 00:44:05,480
rest of the game and it gains this creature can't

873
00:44:05,480 --> 00:44:08,800
be sacrificed. Whenever creature you own but don't control the

874
00:44:08,880 --> 00:44:10,519
tax you draw a card.

875
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:13,519
Speaker 2: Oh, I like everything about this card.

876
00:44:13,920 --> 00:44:14,400
Speaker 1: There you go.

877
00:44:14,719 --> 00:44:20,079
Speaker 2: This is this is steal your stuff? Yes? What the opposite? Yes,

878
00:44:22,199 --> 00:44:26,239
it's just play the worst creatures you can possibly think of.

879
00:44:27,079 --> 00:44:30,639
Give them away. Hey, I got this really good deal

880
00:44:30,679 --> 00:44:33,960
for you. Don't ever attack me because the rules say

881
00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:40,519
you can't. Okay, if you're in the discord, send me

882
00:44:40,599 --> 00:44:44,360
this deck, send me this deck. I'm in the mood

883
00:44:45,159 --> 00:44:47,920
to build a demere deck. I just took apart my

884
00:44:48,159 --> 00:44:53,039
demure extra turns. Orvo the octopus deck? No, not Orvo

885
00:44:53,119 --> 00:44:54,079
the octopus. What's his name?

886
00:44:54,519 --> 00:44:55,039
Speaker 1: Them?

887
00:44:55,239 --> 00:44:59,480
Speaker 2: No? No, what's the octopus? Guy that clashes? That deck's

888
00:44:59,480 --> 00:45:00,000
fucking fun?

889
00:45:00,519 --> 00:45:00,920
Speaker 1: I don't know.

890
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:02,840
Speaker 2: I want to build this guy.

891
00:45:03,320 --> 00:45:04,840
Speaker 1: Okay, I want to build this guy.

892
00:45:05,119 --> 00:45:08,239
Speaker 2: Commander can go to gmail dot com, YouTube comments, or

893
00:45:08,239 --> 00:45:10,719
in the discord send me this guy because I want

894
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:15,760
to play just the worst creatures like can't be sacrificed,

895
00:45:16,559 --> 00:45:19,800
cumid of up keep fucking pay life. Give me that ship,

896
00:45:20,159 --> 00:45:25,800
cumid up keep sacrifice your fricking permanence? What else?

897
00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:26,800
Speaker 1: Just card cards.

898
00:45:27,039 --> 00:45:30,079
Speaker 2: Uh, each up keep you take five, Like, just give

899
00:45:30,119 --> 00:45:31,360
me the worst shit.

900
00:45:31,519 --> 00:45:34,119
Speaker 1: Bronze bombshell. Once they get it, they just sacker and

901
00:45:34,159 --> 00:45:36,480
you know she can't they can't can't sacrifice. You can't

902
00:45:36,519 --> 00:45:38,440
sacrifice her, so that doesn't even blow up and do

903
00:45:38,519 --> 00:45:41,199
seven to her. I still give I'd still give them

904
00:45:41,199 --> 00:45:42,199
bronze bombshell. Fuck it.

905
00:45:42,480 --> 00:45:46,800
Speaker 2: Yeah, give me this deck. I'm very interested, Yes i am.

906
00:45:46,840 --> 00:45:48,559
Speaker 1: I Actually other people are too, And.

907
00:45:48,559 --> 00:45:50,760
Speaker 2: There's a lot of people who like to play a

908
00:45:50,800 --> 00:45:53,440
lot of trash. Yeah, not just in the nation, very

909
00:45:53,480 --> 00:45:55,559
obviously because this comes from dhre dot com.

910
00:45:55,599 --> 00:45:57,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is like the whole Earth doing this crap.

911
00:45:58,800 --> 00:45:59,679
Let's see another one.

912
00:45:59,840 --> 00:46:08,159
Speaker 2: The whole Earth loves my shit. Yeah yeah, no more accurately.

913
00:46:09,079 --> 00:46:11,159
I love the Whole Earth's ship.

914
00:46:13,599 --> 00:46:15,440
Speaker 1: Copophelia. I think it's what that's called.

915
00:46:15,360 --> 00:46:20,559
Speaker 2: Right, loving poop. Yeah, Copophelia. I want a Copophelia on

916
00:46:20,639 --> 00:46:21,280
my wife tonight.

917
00:46:21,440 --> 00:46:22,920
Speaker 1: Oh me, we weird.

918
00:46:22,960 --> 00:46:26,079
Speaker 2: We want coppa feel not not not not butt stuff.

919
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:26,960
Speaker 1: She's not into that.

920
00:46:27,079 --> 00:46:29,239
Speaker 2: No, not not into butt stuff in my house. No

921
00:46:29,360 --> 00:46:32,440
kink shaming in the nation, and no anti kink shaming. Yeah,

922
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:34,360
it's too bad because I would shame her into doing.

923
00:46:34,199 --> 00:46:36,400
Speaker 1: Butt stuff, but now you can't do that.

924
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:38,840
Speaker 2: Yeah. No kink shaming and anti kink shaming same thing.

925
00:46:38,800 --> 00:46:42,039
Speaker 1: Right, yea essentially yeah, they just Yeah, it's like a

926
00:46:42,039 --> 00:46:44,639
saloon door swings both ways. Let's see the next one.

927
00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:53,000
Speaker 2: You heard me, you heard me, Rand the Relentless. Yeah,

928
00:46:53,320 --> 00:46:55,199
this is the newest card on the list so far.

929
00:46:55,239 --> 00:46:56,239
This is from Bloomborough.

930
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:58,199
Speaker 1: Yes it is. I think it's the new I don't

931
00:46:58,199 --> 00:47:00,920
want to say de facto, but it's like the new command.

932
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 2: Because it gives you blue. Yeah, rat lords. Rat commanders

933
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:05,800
have never given.

934
00:47:05,599 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 1: You blue before, yes, but now they do. It's a

935
00:47:08,039 --> 00:47:11,440
three four for four rat rogue ward two because why

936
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:11,880
the fuck not?

937
00:47:12,119 --> 00:47:13,199
Speaker 2: Because everything has ward two.

938
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:15,519
Speaker 1: Now, if a creature and opponent controls would eat shit,

939
00:47:15,559 --> 00:47:17,920
you exile it instead. At the beginning of each end step,

940
00:47:18,000 --> 00:47:21,400
you make x one one black rat creature tokens with

941
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,920
this creature gets plus one plus one for each other

942
00:47:24,079 --> 00:47:26,400
rat you control, Where x is the number of creatures

943
00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,639
your opponents controlled that were exiled.

944
00:47:28,639 --> 00:47:33,320
Speaker 2: This turn what that's like relentless rats, but like exile

945
00:47:33,599 --> 00:47:37,199
and your guys get bigger. Yeah, it's kind of relentless rats.

946
00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:40,239
Speaker 1: It's like lay line of the Void sort of with

947
00:47:40,440 --> 00:47:44,079
relentless rats sort of, and it all.

948
00:47:44,239 --> 00:47:45,159
Speaker 2: But just for this turn.

949
00:47:45,280 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 1: It all triggers on you killing your opponent's shit.

950
00:47:49,639 --> 00:47:53,599
Speaker 2: That sounds very demeir yes, as in, I don't understand it,

951
00:47:53,880 --> 00:47:56,760
and it's a bunch of bullshit and it's rats and

952
00:47:56,800 --> 00:47:58,440
it's kind of like exile.

953
00:47:58,239 --> 00:48:01,800
Speaker 1: And it doesn't even say mill anywhere on it, so well.

954
00:48:01,679 --> 00:48:05,320
Speaker 2: We could be creative. This is a milk card. It's

955
00:48:05,400 --> 00:48:10,159
very obviously a milk card. Brando. I. Yes, probably you

956
00:48:10,559 --> 00:48:13,119
play your stuff and I kill it and it goes

957
00:48:13,199 --> 00:48:16,119
to exile. It's kind of like mill because you had

958
00:48:16,159 --> 00:48:23,960
to play. It's that's how it works. Uh. Sure, this

959
00:48:24,679 --> 00:48:28,039
is a rat commander. I can see why it would

960
00:48:28,079 --> 00:48:29,320
be in a top ten.

961
00:48:29,519 --> 00:48:31,559
Speaker 1: Yeah, people like relentless rats and this is a good

962
00:48:31,559 --> 00:48:33,960
relentless rats commander or a rat colony or whatever.

963
00:48:34,119 --> 00:48:37,280
Speaker 2: That one doubles the colors that you can play. Yeah,

964
00:48:37,320 --> 00:48:41,440
and gives you, in my estimation, access to a pretty

965
00:48:41,440 --> 00:48:45,480
good color and commander that rats don't usually get because

966
00:48:45,480 --> 00:48:47,000
they're usually mono green.

967
00:48:47,400 --> 00:48:51,840
Speaker 1: No blue, Oh that's fine too, yeah, yeah, blue blue

968
00:48:52,199 --> 00:48:53,360
pretty good, it's fine.

969
00:48:53,480 --> 00:48:56,159
Speaker 2: I think blue is a good support color, don't you. Yeah,

970
00:48:56,239 --> 00:48:59,199
it like just makes your strategy just happen more.

971
00:48:59,639 --> 00:49:00,800
Speaker 1: I guess, so, I don't know.

972
00:49:01,039 --> 00:49:06,079
Speaker 2: You just put ponder, preordain and brainstorm and what's the

973
00:49:06,159 --> 00:49:12,159
other one, the one that surveills draws a card consider

974
00:49:12,559 --> 00:49:15,679
sure foresight. Just put all those in a deck. Your

975
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:19,440
deck's probably better, yeah, probably, hey, yeah.

976
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, alongside the forty eight rats who play and away

977
00:49:23,440 --> 00:49:23,639
you go.

978
00:49:24,039 --> 00:49:27,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, mixing like eight or nine free counter spells, your

979
00:49:27,920 --> 00:49:34,639
deck's probably better. Cyclonic rift and consecrated Sphinx is kind

980
00:49:34,639 --> 00:49:37,199
of like a rat, but bigger and with wings that says,

981
00:49:37,280 --> 00:49:39,840
draw two cards on it every fucking turn.

982
00:49:39,760 --> 00:49:42,159
Speaker 1: Sphinxes are pretty as far from rats as you can get.

983
00:49:42,159 --> 00:49:43,320
Their cats.

984
00:49:44,079 --> 00:49:47,599
Speaker 2: Yeah, but there's yeah, there's still furry, four legged mammals

985
00:49:47,599 --> 00:49:52,079
with tails and.

986
00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:52,960
Speaker 1: I guess they've claws too, and teeth or sharp.

987
00:49:53,039 --> 00:49:54,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're pretty much just rats.

988
00:49:55,480 --> 00:49:57,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, point point.

989
00:49:57,280 --> 00:49:59,119
Speaker 2: Consecrated Sphinx would be good in this deck.

990
00:49:59,400 --> 00:50:04,760
Speaker 1: Constant pace rats constipated, okay, relentlessly constipated.

991
00:50:05,320 --> 00:50:07,639
Speaker 2: Oh well, that's nothing that you've ever had.

992
00:50:07,719 --> 00:50:08,880
Speaker 1: I've never had to worry about that.

993
00:50:09,079 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 2: You ever constipated taco bell? Correct, What the hell the

994
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:19,360
Scare of God again. Yeah, the scaab God again.

995
00:50:19,679 --> 00:50:22,079
Speaker 1: Yes, went from two to number one. Six.

996
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:29,880
Speaker 2: Ooh this everything I said about this card is still true.

997
00:50:29,960 --> 00:50:33,159
Speaker 1: Yes, it's still true. This is seven seven, except now

998
00:50:33,199 --> 00:50:37,360
this one has a sweeter art in the invocation frame seven,

999
00:50:37,960 --> 00:50:40,119
so you can just tell people it is whatever it is.

1000
00:50:40,239 --> 00:50:41,840
Speaker 2: Nine ten.

1001
00:50:42,199 --> 00:50:43,800
Speaker 1: If you get tired of playing the Scab of God,

1002
00:50:43,840 --> 00:50:45,800
you can just say that it's something else.

1003
00:50:46,159 --> 00:50:54,719
Speaker 2: No, I didn't. I thought we did one more scarab God. Relatively,

1004
00:50:54,880 --> 00:50:58,320
I think has gotten worse because other things.

1005
00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,599
Speaker 1: Are better than it.

1006
00:50:59,679 --> 00:51:02,480
Speaker 2: Things have gotten better over time, but the Scare of

1007
00:51:02,519 --> 00:51:06,320
God as an absolute value has gotten better because there's

1008
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:07,519
more zombies than there.

1009
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:07,800
Speaker 1: Used to be.

1010
00:51:09,679 --> 00:51:11,079
Speaker 2: I still want to build a ship out of this car?

1011
00:51:11,119 --> 00:51:15,320
Do you have this version, the invocation version? I do. Oh,

1012
00:51:15,639 --> 00:51:17,840
it'd be funny. It'd be funny if if you just

1013
00:51:18,000 --> 00:51:20,599
if you dropped it and said, oh, I dropped some

1014
00:51:20,639 --> 00:51:21,599
stuff that I don't need.

1015
00:51:21,480 --> 00:51:24,159
Speaker 1: Anymore, and what was this paper that I have over here?

1016
00:51:24,239 --> 00:51:26,920
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, you do the thing from bevery the Hills

1017
00:51:26,960 --> 00:51:27,360
cup too.

1018
00:51:27,440 --> 00:51:29,679
Speaker 1: If I had something in this hand, like three hundred dollars, yeah,

1019
00:51:29,679 --> 00:51:34,880
exactly in his hand, he's like literally taking a bribe. Yes, man,

1020
00:51:35,039 --> 00:51:37,559
the future was then Hey, yeah, I love the future.

1021
00:51:37,679 --> 00:51:43,880
It's like they saw it coming or something. Yeah, that's more.

1022
00:51:47,360 --> 00:51:48,000
I like.

1023
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:51,719
Speaker 2: The Lord of the naz Gul is a four to

1024
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:55,840
three wraith. Noble, get us those you send us in

1025
00:51:55,880 --> 00:51:58,280
those noble decks. There's lots of nobles, now, isn't there.

1026
00:51:58,760 --> 00:52:02,239
I think it just makes the noble guy deck. It'd

1027
00:52:02,320 --> 00:52:06,000
be freaking what's his face? The five colored white guy? Now,

1028
00:52:06,079 --> 00:52:10,239
fuck that guy. We're making nobles. We're gonna we're gonna

1029
00:52:10,280 --> 00:52:14,599
have an honorary commander who's Lord of Tresserhorn should have

1030
00:52:14,599 --> 00:52:18,079
been noble because he's a lord. And we're just gonna

1031
00:52:18,119 --> 00:52:21,599
make the pompest deck. We're just gonna be.

1032
00:52:21,480 --> 00:52:26,239
Speaker 1: Like we're we're soon better than you count your spell

1033
00:52:26,679 --> 00:52:27,719
unless you pay the one.

1034
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,760
Speaker 2: Yes, and the Lord of the Nasuga is gonna say,

1035
00:52:30,760 --> 00:52:31,719
no woman can.

1036
00:52:31,679 --> 00:52:34,119
Speaker 1: Kill me and no man can kill me.

1037
00:52:35,039 --> 00:52:37,400
Speaker 2: No man. Whatever I said, what I said?

1038
00:52:37,519 --> 00:52:40,760
Speaker 1: What if a guy stabbed him in the face, he'd

1039
00:52:40,800 --> 00:52:43,239
just be like cool, bro? Would it'd be like, yeah, sweet,

1040
00:52:44,039 --> 00:52:46,519
your estrogen count is too low for that sword to

1041
00:52:46,599 --> 00:52:47,440
hurt my face?

1042
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:48,199
Speaker 2: Yes?

1043
00:52:48,760 --> 00:52:49,559
Speaker 1: Is that what would happen?

1044
00:52:49,679 --> 00:52:53,559
Speaker 2: I think so huh. It's kind of a hand waving moment.

1045
00:52:53,599 --> 00:52:56,679
If that happened, he'd just be like, yeah, he's fine, huh,

1046
00:52:56,719 --> 00:52:58,199
he's okay, it doesn't matter.

1047
00:52:58,239 --> 00:53:00,159
Speaker 1: Maybe when men stab him in the face, there's nothing

1048
00:53:00,239 --> 00:53:01,320
under that the hood or what.

1049
00:53:01,599 --> 00:53:04,639
Speaker 2: Maybe he's into that. Maybe maybe it happens all the time.

1050
00:53:05,360 --> 00:53:06,679
That's maybe that's how he knows.

1051
00:53:07,039 --> 00:53:09,320
Speaker 1: Maybe yeah, dude was trying.

1052
00:53:09,199 --> 00:53:11,639
Speaker 2: To kill him all the time, and he's like, he's

1053
00:53:11,679 --> 00:53:15,880
a four to three noble wraith for Demirin. Three with

1054
00:53:16,039 --> 00:53:20,000
flying rates you control have protection from ring bearers. Sure,

1055
00:53:20,280 --> 00:53:27,199
super relevant, especially in Commander when there's twenty thousand creatures,

1056
00:53:27,320 --> 00:53:33,280
zero of which are ring bearers. That's funny because it's

1057
00:53:33,280 --> 00:53:36,920
true whenever you cast an instant or sorcery create a

1058
00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:41,679
three three black Raith creature token with menace, then if

1059
00:53:41,719 --> 00:53:45,480
you control nine or more rates rates you control have

1060
00:53:45,599 --> 00:53:53,039
base power and toughness nine nine. Whereas the Germans say, uh.

1061
00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:55,280
Speaker 1: Hmmm, that's fine, I guess I.

1062
00:53:55,280 --> 00:53:58,159
Speaker 2: Want to cast an infinite number of instants and sorceries

1063
00:53:58,320 --> 00:54:02,280
like with dramatic Reversal and ice as I demonstrated prior,

1064
00:54:03,280 --> 00:54:07,400
and just have infinite nine nines and then play.

1065
00:54:07,239 --> 00:54:10,480
Speaker 1: U only nine nines TOI end of turn, so they

1066
00:54:10,480 --> 00:54:13,199
go back to being three threes on on on your

1067
00:54:13,199 --> 00:54:13,800
opponents turn.

1068
00:54:14,000 --> 00:54:17,239
Speaker 2: Two things, okay, wait you can't see there. Two things.

1069
00:54:17,320 --> 00:54:20,800
First things, I wasn't done. We're playing Al Darazzi Monument.

1070
00:54:22,039 --> 00:54:22,920
Everything gains haste.

1071
00:54:23,039 --> 00:54:25,000
Speaker 1: That's flying Chromos mortals.

1072
00:54:25,000 --> 00:54:28,480
Speaker 2: We're playing a Chromos memorial. Everything gains haste. Second thing,

1073
00:54:28,679 --> 00:54:31,000
if I have infinite three threes, it's the same as

1074
00:54:31,039 --> 00:54:32,320
having infinite nine nines.

1075
00:54:32,639 --> 00:54:33,199
Speaker 1: That's true.

1076
00:54:35,159 --> 00:54:41,039
Speaker 2: This card is fucking cool. Yes, And I could cheat

1077
00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,400
because I'm playing Demeror and just put all the nasgul

1078
00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:48,960
in my deck and I just jumpstart by saying I

1079
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:51,400
got nine nasgoul. I only need to play like a

1080
00:54:51,440 --> 00:54:53,480
couple instants in sorceries and boom.

1081
00:54:53,559 --> 00:54:59,719
Speaker 1: Nine guys. Nine guys. Don't google it, you can google

1082
00:54:59,719 --> 00:55:03,559
five guys. You just got a overpriced burger. It doesn't

1083
00:55:03,599 --> 00:55:03,920
taste for.

1084
00:55:04,000 --> 00:55:06,000
Speaker 2: They use fresh Jilipinos on their burgers.

1085
00:55:05,679 --> 00:55:11,159
Speaker 1: Though they have fresh D's nuts on their burger. Thank you, Gary.

1086
00:55:12,639 --> 00:55:16,199
Speaker 2: I want the nasoles freaking nuts on my burger.

1087
00:55:17,280 --> 00:55:20,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll bet you they're real dusty, like these guys.

1088
00:55:19,800 --> 00:55:24,119
Speaker 2: Are dusty nuts. Yeah? Is that that's what be your

1089
00:55:24,159 --> 00:55:27,480
born name. That's her one thousand.

1090
00:55:29,960 --> 00:55:33,559
Speaker 1: Yes, ah, yeah, you may google that if you wish

1091
00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:35,360
dusty nuts.

1092
00:55:35,000 --> 00:55:35,719
Speaker 2: Dusty.

1093
00:55:39,679 --> 00:55:44,639
Speaker 1: Dusty nuts and dust these nuts y. Yep, man, we

1094
00:55:44,679 --> 00:55:46,480
could go way down the rabbit hole about like how

1095
00:55:46,639 --> 00:55:48,440
like to get the dust onto the nuts. You gotta

1096
00:55:48,440 --> 00:55:51,719
be doing like granny stuff because yes, we got it.

1097
00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:54,199
Let's just move on to the next card before we freaking.

1098
00:55:53,960 --> 00:55:56,760
Speaker 2: Go granny stuff. Here we are.

1099
00:55:57,679 --> 00:56:01,960
Speaker 1: I can't believe we've ended up here again, Ryan, So

1100
00:56:04,559 --> 00:56:07,440
it took us this long to return to it?

1101
00:56:07,519 --> 00:56:09,360
Speaker 2: So two umizawa?

1102
00:56:09,960 --> 00:56:11,760
Speaker 1: Sure, is this the one that makes your shit?

1103
00:56:12,559 --> 00:56:12,599
Speaker 2: No?

1104
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:15,440
Speaker 1: This is the sneak al drawsy guy into into play guy.

1105
00:56:15,760 --> 00:56:22,000
Speaker 2: Wait this one too? Yeah, okay, Human Ninja black blue one.

1106
00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:25,519
Whenever you activate a ninjitsu ability, look at the top

1107
00:56:25,559 --> 00:56:28,000
three cards of your library, put one of them into

1108
00:56:28,039 --> 00:56:29,719
your hand and the rest on the bottom of your

1109
00:56:29,760 --> 00:56:33,639
library in any order. Disability triggers only once each turn. Okay,

1110
00:56:34,800 --> 00:56:38,920
each creature card in your hand has ninjitsu. Yes. Oh

1111
00:56:39,639 --> 00:56:42,960
oh so my blight steel that's right, my ula mug

1112
00:56:43,119 --> 00:56:49,480
also correct, my tulamug yes, ulamug true, yes, coslek absolutely

1113
00:56:51,280 --> 00:56:55,239
emer twol Yes because emmera emer one. You can't MB two.

1114
00:56:55,119 --> 00:56:58,400
Speaker 1: Though, that's correct, Member two you can. Yes, do you

1115
00:56:58,400 --> 00:57:01,119
attack with your little one one blockable guy that costs

1116
00:57:01,159 --> 00:57:03,480
one and then you pay four and you kill somebody

1117
00:57:03,519 --> 00:57:06,960
the bliicoclosses. That's what this deck does. Or I used

1118
00:57:07,000 --> 00:57:08,440
to play it in my attracts a deck, So I'd

1119
00:57:08,480 --> 00:57:10,840
attack with like a shitty Man a doorc or whatever. Yeah,

1120
00:57:10,840 --> 00:57:12,719
I'd attack with my Bird of Paradise and then I'd

1121
00:57:12,719 --> 00:57:14,000
put Jinka taxes into play.

1122
00:57:14,280 --> 00:57:16,159
Speaker 2: Oh. No, I could put my Dark Steel into play

1123
00:57:16,199 --> 00:57:20,119
and then say before damage tainted strike yeah, which basically

1124
00:57:20,159 --> 00:57:21,360
makes it into a blight steal.

1125
00:57:22,599 --> 00:57:23,039
Speaker 1: Correct.

1126
00:57:23,599 --> 00:57:28,960
Speaker 2: Oh, I can see why people would want to play this. Yes,

1127
00:57:29,039 --> 00:57:33,440
this this is a deck very sneaky, sneaky sneak. I

1128
00:57:33,480 --> 00:57:34,639
don't know if it's sneaky.

1129
00:57:34,880 --> 00:57:37,159
Speaker 1: I think, well everybody sees it coming, but like you

1130
00:57:37,239 --> 00:57:38,559
never know how it's gonna get you.

1131
00:57:38,920 --> 00:57:41,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you know it's gonna.

1132
00:57:40,800 --> 00:57:43,039
Speaker 1: Get you or get you with what That's what we're saying.

1133
00:57:43,119 --> 00:57:45,280
Speaker 2: It's gonna get you with an annihilator and you're gonna scoop,

1134
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:46,760
or it's gonna get you within fact.

1135
00:57:46,840 --> 00:57:48,880
Speaker 1: Well, it's they have to already attack. They're not gonna

1136
00:57:48,880 --> 00:57:50,199
get Annihilator the first time.

1137
00:57:50,280 --> 00:57:53,480
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's right, the first time. Yeah, the first time.

1138
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:59,320
Hey what if I time warped, well, then then they'd

1139
00:57:59,320 --> 00:57:59,920
probably scoop you.

1140
00:58:01,039 --> 00:58:03,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, because you've got to turn three or four. I

1141
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:07,239
glosses uhla mog nulamg to ulamg, like whatever the fuck.

1142
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:12,159
Speaker 2: I would advise people to exercise caution with this card. Yeah,

1143
00:58:12,199 --> 00:58:16,840
for the reasons that we've outlined. Also, and we talk

1144
00:58:16,880 --> 00:58:22,000
about this somewhat frequently. Once you've done the thing, how

1145
00:58:22,039 --> 00:58:25,039
many more times can you do the thing before people

1146
00:58:25,119 --> 00:58:28,280
don't find it fun and don't want to play against

1147
00:58:28,320 --> 00:58:31,480
the deck anymore. They change decks and it becomes an

1148
00:58:31,559 --> 00:58:36,119
arms race, or they don't want to play against you,

1149
00:58:36,239 --> 00:58:38,559
or they say, hey, play something else, and then this

1150
00:58:38,880 --> 00:58:41,440
just becomes a deck that you're like, oh, this is

1151
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:44,280
my everything else drowsy deck. It's all foiled out, this

1152
00:58:44,360 --> 00:58:48,119
is my pet deck that you never play and that,

1153
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:50,639
and I honestly it's kind of sad.

1154
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:54,079
Speaker 1: I'm sure that this does exist in that mode where

1155
00:58:54,079 --> 00:58:56,079
it's somebody's pet deck and it's all foiled and pimped

1156
00:58:56,079 --> 00:58:58,320
out and really cool. This strikes me as one of

1157
00:58:58,360 --> 00:59:01,119
those decks like I took it out of a because

1158
00:59:01,159 --> 00:59:04,239
I didn't. I did it once and now it's like, okay,

1159
00:59:04,480 --> 00:59:05,760
what I mean? Yeah, like I don't want to do this.

1160
00:59:06,119 --> 00:59:07,519
I don't want to do it anymore. I don't care

1161
00:59:07,559 --> 00:59:08,559
what they think.

1162
00:59:08,719 --> 00:59:09,880
Speaker 2: So you do have a conscience.

1163
00:59:10,199 --> 00:59:12,719
Speaker 1: I guess you don't like demeor. I just got bored

1164
00:59:12,760 --> 00:59:14,760
of it. I was like, I'm oh, I'm done with

1165
00:59:14,800 --> 00:59:16,679
this now. There it is right, I'm done with this now.

1166
00:59:16,719 --> 00:59:18,320
I didn't think I don't want to do it anymore.

1167
00:59:18,360 --> 00:59:21,800
Speaker 2: I've done it. It's boring. Yeah, it does the same

1168
00:59:21,840 --> 00:59:25,519
thing every time. It does an expected value every time.

1169
00:59:26,039 --> 00:59:30,320
And I don't just expect it to do it my friends. Yeah,

1170
00:59:30,639 --> 00:59:35,400
and fuck next level strangers expect it to do this.

1171
00:59:35,760 --> 00:59:39,079
Speaker 1: Yeah, and good luck trying to explain, trying to convince somebody,

1172
00:59:39,119 --> 00:59:42,000
Oh no, no, no, no, this blinks my unblockable guy

1173
00:59:42,039 --> 00:59:44,840
and puts it what, Like, what the fuck would you

1174
00:59:44,840 --> 00:59:47,280
even put in there? Like another unblockable guy like what

1175
00:59:47,280 --> 00:59:47,840
do you?

1176
00:59:47,920 --> 00:59:48,280
Speaker 2: Yeah?

1177
00:59:48,320 --> 00:59:49,039
Speaker 1: What do you do when?

1178
00:59:49,079 --> 00:59:51,119
Speaker 2: At that point, Yeah, I'm just trying to stay alive

1179
00:59:51,880 --> 00:59:56,079
stax piece. Yeah, the only reason going back to a

1180
00:59:56,079 --> 00:59:57,840
couple of cards ago and we were talking about Eureiko

1181
00:59:58,239 --> 01:00:02,559
and the Wow one CMC Eureko deck I played against. Yeah,

1182
01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:04,760
I would have never believed that guy never ever a

1183
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:06,639
million ended up. He's a patron and he used a

1184
01:00:06,679 --> 01:00:09,239
fucking Cicio nationally, and so I was like, Okay, cool

1185
01:00:09,280 --> 01:00:12,880
I game recognize his game, right, I like, I get it.

1186
01:00:13,039 --> 01:00:15,840
That's the only reason I played against that deck because

1187
01:00:16,079 --> 01:00:17,800
I knew he's gonna trounce me if it was a

1188
01:00:17,840 --> 01:00:20,480
real Eureko deck and I was playing a not real

1189
01:00:21,039 --> 01:00:22,920
piece of trash whatever the.

1190
01:00:22,840 --> 01:00:24,559
Speaker 1: Fuck, I was playing a pilot garbage.

1191
01:00:24,679 --> 01:00:30,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, this quite a powerful card. Cool art does

1192
01:00:30,199 --> 01:00:33,159
the thing that Ninja's do. Feels Eureko esque, Like I

1193
01:00:33,199 --> 01:00:35,920
could see them being interchangeable in their ninety nine's and

1194
01:00:36,000 --> 01:00:36,960
in their command zones.

1195
01:00:37,000 --> 01:00:38,679
Speaker 1: If they were commander cards, they'd probably be in the

1196
01:00:38,719 --> 01:00:39,119
same deck.

1197
01:00:40,480 --> 01:00:43,519
Speaker 2: They are commander cards, no, I mean, like from commander decks,

1198
01:00:43,760 --> 01:00:44,480
well like precons.

1199
01:00:44,519 --> 01:00:46,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, they were from pre cons, they would probably be in.

1200
01:00:46,239 --> 01:00:49,079
Speaker 2: The same Oh like main dude and backup dude. Yeah

1201
01:00:49,119 --> 01:00:52,360
yeah yeah, main chick, backup dude, yes, vice versa.

1202
01:00:52,880 --> 01:00:53,280
Speaker 1: I like that.

1203
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:56,519
Speaker 2: I like it that way, Main chick, backup dude. Don't

1204
01:00:56,559 --> 01:01:01,079
google that. Nope, google away, I have a main chick.

1205
01:01:01,440 --> 01:01:02,280
No backup dude.

1206
01:01:03,679 --> 01:01:07,320
Speaker 1: Why you're the backup dude. You're backing up your main chick.

1207
01:01:07,400 --> 01:01:08,360
That's how it works.

1208
01:01:08,440 --> 01:01:10,159
Speaker 2: Oh that's thought. I was backing up myself.

1209
01:01:10,320 --> 01:01:13,800
Speaker 1: No, that's like a good it's like good relationship. Shit. No,

1210
01:01:13,920 --> 01:01:15,320
I have a main one and then the other one

1211
01:01:15,320 --> 01:01:18,440
supports them, or you're both the main one and you

1212
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:22,400
support each other. Either way, it's good relationship stuff. Got

1213
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:23,199
to support each other.

1214
01:01:23,599 --> 01:01:25,159
Speaker 2: What are you doing different things?

1215
01:01:25,199 --> 01:01:27,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're talking about some kind of pornog and I'm

1216
01:01:27,159 --> 01:01:31,119
talking about how you live a fulfilling life with somebody. Fuck.

1217
01:01:31,280 --> 01:01:36,559
Let's just see the next card. Next card, Yeah, Alena

1218
01:01:36,679 --> 01:01:37,679
Cunning Conqueror.

1219
01:01:37,960 --> 01:01:41,440
Speaker 2: Oh I played against this from Alan from Miss Mental

1220
01:01:41,440 --> 01:01:44,679
Misplay one time. Really yeah, before it even came out.

1221
01:01:45,519 --> 01:01:50,360
What yeah he had a proxy. Oh and huh I

1222
01:01:50,559 --> 01:01:54,199
like this card. Okay, So Elena Cunning Conqueror two four

1223
01:01:54,559 --> 01:01:58,920
fairy Warlock demir in two flyer. When you cast your

1224
01:01:59,000 --> 01:02:05,079
first spell during each opponent's stern, create a one one

1225
01:02:05,119 --> 01:02:09,920
black fairy rogue creature Tobe with flying right. Okay, it

1226
01:02:10,000 --> 01:02:14,000
rewards me for playing instance, being smart countering your shit

1227
01:02:14,119 --> 01:02:18,039
removing each player's turn draw go. I already like this.

1228
01:02:18,039 --> 01:02:19,320
This is the kind of magic I like.

1229
01:02:19,400 --> 01:02:22,880
Speaker 1: And playing creatures with flash Oh, I love flashers.

1230
01:02:23,159 --> 01:02:27,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, Flashing's my favorite. Okay, whenever one or more fairies

1231
01:02:27,199 --> 01:02:30,519
you control deal combat damage to a player gold target

1232
01:02:30,519 --> 01:02:33,920
creature that player controls. Sure, this is not the card

1233
01:02:33,920 --> 01:02:35,800
I played against Allen with me, I thought it was

1234
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:37,320
a different card. Uh.

1235
01:02:37,599 --> 01:02:39,639
Speaker 1: As a Gold player, I can tell you right now

1236
01:02:39,679 --> 01:02:43,559
everybody hates this deck more than anything oh anywhere ever,

1237
01:02:44,679 --> 01:02:47,440
and mine was rack dose. I can't imagine playing a

1238
01:02:47,480 --> 01:02:49,920
gold deck that's got fucking blue in it.

1239
01:02:50,039 --> 01:02:54,000
Speaker 2: This is interesting. This is an interesting trend. The higher

1240
01:02:54,039 --> 01:02:56,599
we go, or closer to one we get of the now,

1241
01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:59,679
the more people fucking hate it.

1242
01:03:00,400 --> 01:03:03,000
Speaker 1: Yeah whoa And I don't know for sure if people

1243
01:03:03,000 --> 01:03:05,480
hate this, but based on my experience playing a deck

1244
01:03:05,519 --> 01:03:08,119
that says, goad on it.

1245
01:03:08,360 --> 01:03:12,760
Speaker 2: Yet, you're taking away people's agency, You're taking away people's

1246
01:03:12,840 --> 01:03:18,480
decision making ability, You're taking away people's thoughtfulness and creativity

1247
01:03:18,480 --> 01:03:20,880
when they build their deck, and they're saying you can't

1248
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:24,559
do the thing that you would in most cases like

1249
01:03:24,719 --> 01:03:27,679
to do the most. Because I'm taking away your options.

1250
01:03:27,800 --> 01:03:30,119
Speaker 1: I took a part my god deck after I played

1251
01:03:30,159 --> 01:03:35,400
a game against two agro decks low to the ground,

1252
01:03:35,480 --> 01:03:38,840
agro decks that want to attack all the time, and

1253
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:41,760
they kept killing my commander because they didn't want their

1254
01:03:41,760 --> 01:03:44,159
attack deck to attack. But you know what they were

1255
01:03:44,239 --> 01:03:46,960
doing every turn, attacking.

1256
01:03:46,559 --> 01:03:47,800
Speaker 2: But not who they wanted.

1257
01:03:48,800 --> 01:03:49,960
Speaker 1: They weren't attacking me.

1258
01:03:50,639 --> 01:03:53,440
Speaker 2: Maybe they wanted to, they didn't. So here's the thing,

1259
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:54,000
here's the thing.

1260
01:03:54,199 --> 01:03:54,960
Speaker 1: Fuck it dumb.

1261
01:03:55,000 --> 01:03:57,880
Speaker 2: We just talked about back and backing each other up right. Yeah,

1262
01:03:57,920 --> 01:04:02,039
I'm my main dude. Yeah me off, But I trust

1263
01:04:02,039 --> 01:04:04,880
you to jerk me off because you have great experience

1264
01:04:05,159 --> 01:04:08,960
not only in jerking off but in building commander decks.

1265
01:04:09,800 --> 01:04:13,440
It's got weird a little bit. But if you say

1266
01:04:13,559 --> 01:04:15,760
gold is a thing that people hate, hate it, and

1267
01:04:15,800 --> 01:04:18,840
we're getting closer to number one, and we're we're we're

1268
01:04:18,880 --> 01:04:21,559
going up the fucking hate scale, the assault scale, as

1269
01:04:21,599 --> 01:04:26,199
they say on edh rec and arcnnect dot com. Uh,

1270
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:32,440
I would advise caution when playing demir or be creative.

1271
01:04:33,679 --> 01:04:37,960
Don't necessarily do the thing that it's immediately telling you

1272
01:04:38,000 --> 01:04:42,360
to do. Be creative, go outside the box, try to

1273
01:04:42,519 --> 01:04:49,239
find things that aren't on Edhrek dot com on this

1274
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:54,960
guy this girl's page. I'm I'm already recognizing a very

1275
01:04:55,079 --> 01:05:01,400
stark difference between Azorious and Demir. It's telling us what

1276
01:05:01,519 --> 01:05:03,840
to do, and the thing that it's telling us to

1277
01:05:03,920 --> 01:05:08,519
do is miserable. Is this miserable thing that is either controlling,

1278
01:05:09,119 --> 01:05:15,760
stifling or very high brow? Because I'm obviously smarter than you, right,

1279
01:05:18,920 --> 01:05:22,480
playing on other people's turns, getting that value, that block,

1280
01:05:22,800 --> 01:05:28,760
playing this long game, allowing your opponent's opportunity to make mistake,

1281
01:05:29,599 --> 01:05:30,840
taking away agency.

1282
01:05:31,239 --> 01:05:32,519
Speaker 1: At least it's not a mill deck.

1283
01:05:34,639 --> 01:05:36,559
Speaker 2: Yeah, not as many mill decks. Yeah, in the top

1284
01:05:36,599 --> 01:05:39,400
ten of now Yeah, okay, cool.

1285
01:05:39,280 --> 01:05:41,199
Speaker 1: That's something. Where are we now?

1286
01:05:41,320 --> 01:05:42,800
Speaker 2: It's a bunch of bullshit, is what it is?

1287
01:05:50,559 --> 01:06:00,599
Speaker 4: Exactly exactly Gary number four, top three?

1288
01:06:00,679 --> 01:06:01,000
Speaker 1: Baby?

1289
01:06:03,800 --> 01:06:06,000
Speaker 2: Is this gonna be Eureko? Or is she gonna be

1290
01:06:06,079 --> 01:06:06,480
number two?

1291
01:06:07,119 --> 01:06:11,199
Speaker 1: I don't know. I honestly don't know. Oh, Captain de Grath,

1292
01:06:11,360 --> 01:06:15,079
Captain Negathrod, this is the uh f you Alex Special?

1293
01:06:15,199 --> 01:06:17,480
Speaker 2: Yes, I will, I'm gonna start. I'm gonna start the

1294
01:06:17,480 --> 01:06:22,840
whole Negathrod conversation by saying, I think we were scrutinized

1295
01:06:23,239 --> 01:06:29,960
on YouTube more than anything else by saying Captain Negathrod

1296
01:06:30,159 --> 01:06:32,960
is the most powerful pre con of all time. I

1297
01:06:33,000 --> 01:06:37,039
think that's the number one criticism that people have had

1298
01:06:37,320 --> 01:06:42,760
of our magic, the gathering take, related takes or analysis.

1299
01:06:43,119 --> 01:06:43,719
Speaker 1: Well, it's okay.

1300
01:06:43,719 --> 01:06:44,440
Speaker 2: They can stand by it.

1301
01:06:44,599 --> 01:06:47,079
Speaker 1: Ye well yeah, yeah, you still think this is the.

1302
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:47,760
Speaker 2: Best precon ever?

1303
01:06:47,840 --> 01:06:48,079
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1304
01:06:48,400 --> 01:06:50,400
Speaker 2: Oh well, I know that this comment this show is

1305
01:06:50,440 --> 01:06:51,559
gonna get lots of comments.

1306
01:06:52,159 --> 01:06:54,840
Speaker 1: I do, I don't. I think it is okay.

1307
01:06:54,920 --> 01:06:59,039
Speaker 2: So it's a Captain of Gathrod. This is reskinned as

1308
01:06:59,159 --> 01:07:05,880
Eddie from Iron Iron Maiden. He's Demir in three Horror

1309
01:07:06,039 --> 01:07:11,480
Pirates three six Horrors. You control have menace. Whenever a

1310
01:07:11,519 --> 01:07:14,920
horror you control deal's combat damage to a player, that

1311
01:07:14,960 --> 01:07:20,920
player here comes mills that many cards. I wouldn't call

1312
01:07:20,920 --> 01:07:23,880
this a mill deck though, no, Nolcy, it's a horror deck.

1313
01:07:24,079 --> 01:07:24,360
Speaker 1: Yes.

1314
01:07:24,639 --> 01:07:27,360
Speaker 2: At the be at the beginning of your end step,

1315
01:07:27,599 --> 01:07:31,639
choose target artifact or creature card in your opponent's graveyard

1316
01:07:32,039 --> 01:07:36,480
that was put there from their library. This turn, put

1317
01:07:36,480 --> 01:07:39,119
it onto the battlefield under your control.

1318
01:07:39,239 --> 01:07:44,440
Speaker 1: Its mill and it's steel and fuck. Horror is not

1319
01:07:44,559 --> 01:07:46,480
as hard to get as you think.

1320
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:51,360
Speaker 2: No, And there's a lot of weird JANKI bullshit cards

1321
01:07:51,360 --> 01:07:54,440
that go in this deck, which I super appreciate.

1322
01:07:54,559 --> 01:07:57,159
Speaker 1: Let me tell you what a card called hunted Horror. Yes,

1323
01:07:57,239 --> 01:08:00,320
it's a seven to seven trampler for fucking two.

1324
01:08:01,199 --> 01:08:03,360
Speaker 2: I'm listening for two.

1325
01:08:03,400 --> 01:08:06,760
Speaker 1: And one of your opponents gets two three threes that

1326
01:08:06,840 --> 01:08:10,079
have pro black yep, but fuck that guy. You're gonna

1327
01:08:10,119 --> 01:08:12,159
hit this guy over here that doesn't have any dudes. Yes,

1328
01:08:12,199 --> 01:08:13,960
well it only has one dudes. We can't block your

1329
01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,640
menacing seven to seven. You're gonna mill him for seven

1330
01:08:16,680 --> 01:08:17,399
and get his dudes.

1331
01:08:17,840 --> 01:08:20,239
Speaker 2: Hit the opponent get that gets your two three threes,

1332
01:08:20,840 --> 01:08:23,199
are gonna hit you for three, and you're gonna block

1333
01:08:23,239 --> 01:08:24,800
one and kill it because you have a three six

1334
01:08:24,880 --> 01:08:29,000
commander exactly. They're not gonna try that bullshit again.

1335
01:08:29,079 --> 01:08:32,720
Speaker 1: Now he's black. The Centaurs can get in because don't

1336
01:08:32,720 --> 01:08:33,239
pro black.

1337
01:08:33,479 --> 01:08:35,960
Speaker 2: Don't care. I'll just make a blue horror because they

1338
01:08:35,960 --> 01:08:36,880
have those two.

1339
01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:39,039
Speaker 1: Well fuck that, I'll just steal some of their ship

1340
01:08:39,119 --> 01:08:42,279
and put it in play block with that dude.

1341
01:08:42,600 --> 01:08:45,800
Speaker 2: This next cool. And when this pre con came out,

1342
01:08:46,159 --> 01:08:50,000
they reprinted a bunch of shit in it that was like, huh,

1343
01:08:50,039 --> 01:08:52,960
what does that do? The card's good. Now, Yeah, what's

1344
01:08:52,960 --> 01:08:55,439
going on with that? There was just a bunch of

1345
01:08:55,479 --> 01:08:59,319
stuff that I that I appreciate from a I've I

1346
01:08:59,760 --> 01:09:02,039
know this card is but nobody plays it, or this

1347
01:09:02,199 --> 01:09:05,840
was draft chaff or oh that is a horror no way.

1348
01:09:06,159 --> 01:09:08,399
It's funny that everything has two creature types now.

1349
01:09:10,640 --> 01:09:13,800
Speaker 1: And it's not that it's like nothing, but like horrors

1350
01:09:13,800 --> 01:09:16,399
are getting printed a fairly decent clip now, like you

1351
01:09:16,399 --> 01:09:19,199
see him pop up fairly often, so it gets lots

1352
01:09:19,239 --> 01:09:21,079
of support. You can put lots of crazy shit, inn't it.

1353
01:09:21,800 --> 01:09:24,960
And it lets you mail and steal your opponent's stuff.

1354
01:09:26,439 --> 01:09:34,560
Speaker 2: I would advise caution because milling and stealing are two

1355
01:09:34,600 --> 01:09:37,760
things that people don't like. Yes, and everybody knows my

1356
01:09:37,920 --> 01:09:41,399
thoughts about milling. Yeah, it's just random. It might have

1357
01:09:41,399 --> 01:09:43,439
been on the bottom of your library, et cetera. Yep,

1358
01:09:43,680 --> 01:09:45,760
everybody knows Brando's thoughts about stealing.

1359
01:09:45,800 --> 01:09:46,680
Speaker 1: It's my favorite.

1360
01:09:49,359 --> 01:09:52,199
Speaker 2: A just question, Malisha, Absolutely, I don't ask.

1361
01:09:52,840 --> 01:09:55,159
Speaker 1: You don't want it to get stolen, don't play it.

1362
01:09:57,199 --> 01:09:59,279
Speaker 2: I was gonna hitch you in the shoulder and say,

1363
01:09:59,319 --> 01:10:00,359
shouldn't put it in your deck?

1364
01:10:04,520 --> 01:10:06,359
Speaker 1: That's right if you don't want it used against you

1365
01:10:06,800 --> 01:10:12,279
fucking neither do. I so don't play it if you're

1366
01:10:12,279 --> 01:10:14,199
gonna get salty, because I'm beating you to death with

1367
01:10:14,279 --> 01:10:17,720
your broken ass creature. How do you think your buddies

1368
01:10:17,760 --> 01:10:18,439
feel about it?

1369
01:10:18,560 --> 01:10:22,560
Speaker 2: Yeah? You play ula mag tulamg or nulamag Oh.

1370
01:10:22,600 --> 01:10:26,239
Speaker 1: I hate my own medicine. This is terrible. Get bent,

1371
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:30,239
get bent, get ulamu, then nula magun tulaag do you

1372
01:10:30,560 --> 01:10:31,279
fucking count?

1373
01:10:31,359 --> 01:10:34,880
Speaker 2: I can't wait till three lamogah doesn't sound as good

1374
01:10:34,880 --> 01:10:37,039
as nulamog. I want to drink some of my own

1375
01:10:37,079 --> 01:10:40,199
medicine from Nicomas craft Ales.

1376
01:10:41,640 --> 01:10:43,680
Speaker 1: I have finished with. This is number two. Okay you

1377
01:10:43,760 --> 01:10:46,520
think and you're convinced this isnt a urico. Hey, I'll

1378
01:10:46,520 --> 01:10:48,840
bet your zericho. Actually, yeah, she's probably. She's gotta be

1379
01:10:48,840 --> 01:10:50,840
a whole. She can't go from number one to not

1380
01:10:51,039 --> 01:10:54,439
on the list. There's no way, right number two.

1381
01:10:56,960 --> 01:11:00,760
Speaker 2: Well I'm wrong, which will help the rodk. He's number two.

1382
01:11:00,800 --> 01:11:02,159
I thought he's gonna be number one.

1383
01:11:02,479 --> 01:11:04,079
Speaker 1: Oh, this is the guy you thought we're thinking about.

1384
01:11:04,239 --> 01:11:05,800
Speaker 2: I thought that this was gonna be number one.

1385
01:11:05,840 --> 01:11:07,800
Speaker 1: Oh, let's see what he is. He's a three zombie

1386
01:11:07,800 --> 01:11:08,399
warrior for four.

1387
01:11:08,560 --> 01:11:09,359
Speaker 2: This is bullshit.

1388
01:11:09,600 --> 01:11:13,079
Speaker 1: Another zombie you control each shit create it too too.

1389
01:11:13,239 --> 01:11:15,000
If it didn't have decaie, you get a two to

1390
01:11:15,039 --> 01:11:17,199
two black zombie creature with the k sure at the

1391
01:11:17,199 --> 01:11:19,600
beginning of your end step you may sack a zombie

1392
01:11:19,680 --> 01:11:20,560
if you do draw card.

1393
01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:24,239
Speaker 2: All my zombies can have two lives. Yes, and also

1394
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:28,359
saka guy. Get a guy draw card and he gives

1395
01:11:28,439 --> 01:11:29,439
zombies two colors.

1396
01:11:29,960 --> 01:11:30,640
Speaker 1: That's pretty good.

1397
01:11:30,720 --> 01:11:36,319
Speaker 2: I will maintain and I will be clear. Okay, mono

1398
01:11:36,399 --> 01:11:41,399
black zombie best zombie correct? But will Helto he got

1399
01:11:41,439 --> 01:11:45,560
me thinking he's got me, He's got me pretty sweaty.

1400
01:11:45,680 --> 01:11:48,399
Speaker 1: Would you play a mono black zombie deck, but just

1401
01:11:48,399 --> 01:11:51,199
put some islands in so you can play Willhelt? Would

1402
01:11:51,199 --> 01:11:51,600
you do that?

1403
01:11:52,119 --> 01:11:54,720
Speaker 2: Does that make it mono black bitch?

1404
01:11:55,039 --> 01:11:59,520
Speaker 1: Well yeah no, yeah, Wait a minute.

1405
01:11:59,520 --> 01:12:01,199
Speaker 2: Can they be only mismatched islands?

1406
01:12:01,199 --> 01:12:03,239
Speaker 1: Of course they can. Okay, that's how you do it.

1407
01:12:03,279 --> 01:12:09,119
Speaker 2: Still no, okay, shit, Will Helt very good? I I

1408
01:12:09,239 --> 01:12:14,479
dare say he is de facto best best in slought

1409
01:12:14,880 --> 01:12:19,439
zombie commander. I would say Will Helt and Scab God

1410
01:12:19,479 --> 01:12:23,600
are the best zombie commanders. If if YouTube is like.

1411
01:12:23,520 --> 01:12:25,960
Speaker 1: Oh fucking best zombie commander.

1412
01:12:25,640 --> 01:12:30,680
Speaker 2: Jerk off thumbnail and you gotta go like this, Uh yeah,

1413
01:12:30,840 --> 01:12:34,079
probably will Helt and the scaub god and and maybe

1414
01:12:34,119 --> 01:12:36,159
it's like you blur them both behind your head and

1415
01:12:36,199 --> 01:12:38,720
the thumbnail that some people don't know what you're talking about.

1416
01:12:38,920 --> 01:12:41,000
Speaker 1: You use the uh you use this one because it's

1417
01:12:41,000 --> 01:12:43,359
crazy secret layer one, and then you use the invocation one.

1418
01:12:43,399 --> 01:12:45,199
Nobody can tell what the hell that is? Anyway, Yes,

1419
01:12:45,279 --> 01:12:45,960
and you got it.

1420
01:12:47,920 --> 01:12:49,760
Speaker 2: Man, what a letdown. I thought this guy's gonna be

1421
01:12:49,840 --> 01:12:50,319
number one.

1422
01:12:50,520 --> 01:12:52,479
Speaker 1: Does this mean that Uriko is going to be number one?

1423
01:12:52,560 --> 01:12:54,680
Or is probably tx Rell is going to be number one?

1424
01:12:54,720 --> 01:12:56,680
Because that was the demere deck I took apart. Oh,

1425
01:12:57,279 --> 01:12:59,039
because talks Rill hasn't been on the list yet, and

1426
01:12:59,079 --> 01:13:01,920
I'm surprised by that because he's a miserable piece of garbage.

1427
01:13:01,920 --> 01:13:03,640
Speaker 2: It's a game changer and it's a miserable piece of

1428
01:13:03,680 --> 01:13:06,159
garbage and nobody likes it. I like it, but so

1429
01:13:06,359 --> 01:13:09,600
is Uko. Yeah, so okay, who's your vote for Euko

1430
01:13:09,720 --> 01:13:11,000
or talk show? Who's your number one?

1431
01:13:11,119 --> 01:13:12,359
Speaker 1: It's god, it's gonna.

1432
01:13:12,119 --> 01:13:14,479
Speaker 2: Be cho It has number one?

1433
01:13:15,840 --> 01:13:19,000
Speaker 1: There she is Urko, Uriko, Eureka. Damn it.

1434
01:13:19,159 --> 01:13:21,840
Speaker 2: Fuck with this chick. From Final Fantasy with that huge

1435
01:13:21,880 --> 01:13:22,680
weird arm.

1436
01:13:22,960 --> 01:13:25,000
Speaker 1: I never understood that. It's like a it looks like

1437
01:13:25,039 --> 01:13:26,239
a puffy little.

1438
01:13:26,159 --> 01:13:26,800
Speaker 2: Is that her arm?

1439
01:13:27,039 --> 01:13:27,439
Speaker 1: Yeah?

1440
01:13:27,520 --> 01:13:30,720
Speaker 2: I think she's got some circulation issues. She got diabetes.

1441
01:13:31,640 --> 01:13:33,760
Speaker 1: I mean probably that.

1442
01:13:33,760 --> 01:13:36,520
Speaker 2: That arm looks like it should be on Sloth from

1443
01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:37,119
the Goonies.

1444
01:13:39,119 --> 01:13:39,720
Speaker 1: Good reference.

1445
01:13:39,880 --> 01:13:43,199
Speaker 2: Good arm looks like it should be on the fucking

1446
01:13:43,279 --> 01:13:47,439
Kuchuk brother. Who's the captain of the freaking Ottawa Senators.

1447
01:13:47,479 --> 01:13:47,840
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1448
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:49,439
Speaker 2: Sports guys are gonna know who that is.

1449
01:13:49,640 --> 01:13:50,359
Speaker 1: I don't know who that is.

1450
01:13:51,039 --> 01:13:55,000
Speaker 2: Fucking Brady. Is it Brady Kuchuk? Oh? Yeah, because Matthew

1451
01:13:55,039 --> 01:13:57,039
Kachuck's and the Panthers. He's such a dream boat.

1452
01:13:57,159 --> 01:13:59,640
Speaker 1: I remember Matthew Kuchuk being in a commercial and he

1453
01:13:59,720 --> 01:14:02,119
was like, could chuck that's the sound it makes when

1454
01:14:02,119 --> 01:14:05,039
a puck goes into the net. And then they're like, what.

1455
01:14:05,079 --> 01:14:06,279
Speaker 2: A fucking like?

1456
01:14:06,319 --> 01:14:09,000
Speaker 1: This is a shitty commercial? Why you add? Why does

1457
01:14:09,079 --> 01:14:12,079
Canadian Tire want to tell me what goddamn sound a

1458
01:14:12,159 --> 01:14:12,640
puck making.

1459
01:14:12,680 --> 01:14:14,840
Speaker 2: I'm going to buy the opposite of what he's selling.

1460
01:14:14,880 --> 01:14:19,560
Speaker 1: Sell me a snowblower and shut up right number one?

1461
01:14:19,640 --> 01:14:21,720
Speaker 2: Hey again, will only.

1462
01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:24,199
Speaker 1: One universe is beyond card on this list for the record,

1463
01:14:24,479 --> 01:14:24,840
just one.

1464
01:14:25,079 --> 01:14:26,960
Speaker 2: So we're oh, yeah, who is it again?

1465
01:14:27,159 --> 01:14:28,840
Speaker 1: Nah, King of the Nasghoul or Lord of.

1466
01:14:28,840 --> 01:14:32,680
Speaker 2: The nas Lord of the Mother, asked Nasgul. There he is, hey.

1467
01:14:33,479 --> 01:14:35,479
Speaker 1: And he was like all support from one deck like

1468
01:14:35,479 --> 01:14:37,439
he was in Lord of the Rings. Everybody just bought

1469
01:14:37,439 --> 01:14:39,560
all the wraiths like this is the Ring Raith commander. Yeah,

1470
01:14:39,560 --> 01:14:40,720
because as it fucking is.

1471
01:14:40,840 --> 01:14:46,680
Speaker 2: And here you go. I'm I'm very decently sure that

1472
01:14:46,760 --> 01:14:48,960
he was in the pre con. He wasn't even in

1473
01:14:48,960 --> 01:14:51,479
the main set. This is the pre con symbol that's

1474
01:14:51,560 --> 01:14:54,880
on that card, but it's the scrolly border frame you

1475
01:14:54,920 --> 01:14:59,720
see if you're watching on YouTube. Uh hm one again?

1476
01:15:00,239 --> 01:15:03,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay with this? So what zorious last week?

1477
01:15:03,920 --> 01:15:05,399
Pleasantly surprised us.

1478
01:15:05,239 --> 01:15:07,439
Speaker 2: With one and pleasantly surprised us.

1479
01:15:07,479 --> 01:15:10,680
Speaker 1: You're right, do you think dem I don't think Demir did.

1480
01:15:10,720 --> 01:15:11,239
I don't think it.

1481
01:15:11,239 --> 01:15:19,199
Speaker 2: Did Demir pleasantly Sorry, Demir didn't pleasantly surprise me, Demir.

1482
01:15:21,640 --> 01:15:23,399
Speaker 1: It was kind of a it went from a bunch

1483
01:15:23,439 --> 01:15:25,800
of mill decks and mill adjacent decks. They're just kind

1484
01:15:25,800 --> 01:15:28,239
of being decks. Are kind of miserable.

1485
01:15:28,439 --> 01:15:33,079
Speaker 2: Demir and rats met my expectation. There we go, and

1486
01:15:33,239 --> 01:15:41,560
my expectations were this is the most miserable color. I

1487
01:15:41,640 --> 01:15:45,159
will say, though it is a color pair I appreciate.

1488
01:15:45,720 --> 01:15:49,239
I like to play it. Demir cards always have lots

1489
01:15:49,239 --> 01:15:52,760
of words on cards that I like. Whenever you play

1490
01:15:52,800 --> 01:15:57,319
Instant or Sorcery, mill this grind that play from your

1491
01:15:57,359 --> 01:16:03,800
Graveyard zombie, these are words I like. Yes, right, I

1492
01:16:03,880 --> 01:16:09,319
temper my demere jerk off by usually playing like Grisis

1493
01:16:10,199 --> 01:16:15,399
or playing teamer, which is yeah blue and.

1494
01:16:14,720 --> 01:16:15,439
Speaker 1: That's got green.

1495
01:16:16,000 --> 01:16:17,800
Speaker 2: I know, but there's lots of jerkoff and teamer right.

1496
01:16:17,880 --> 01:16:18,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, uh.

1497
01:16:20,640 --> 01:16:23,000
Speaker 2: Well, Lord of the Nasgul, I gotta fucking build this deck.

1498
01:16:23,039 --> 01:16:24,720
Speaker 1: Now, that's kind of a neat one. I kind of

1499
01:16:24,760 --> 01:16:24,920
like that.

1500
01:16:24,960 --> 01:16:26,880
Speaker 2: I like that one just because it's like, whenever you

1501
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,760
cast an Instant or Sourcery, you get a guy. Yeah,

1502
01:16:29,880 --> 01:16:32,319
and I'll take a drawg old deck. I'll play freaking

1503
01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:35,079
tainted strike on your ten to ten when he's not

1504
01:16:35,159 --> 01:16:37,960
attacking me. Fuck it, I'll do it. I'll make a

1505
01:16:37,960 --> 01:16:40,039
three three so the next time you do attack.

1506
01:16:39,800 --> 01:16:42,720
Speaker 1: Me, a blocker got a three three, got a blocker.

1507
01:16:42,560 --> 01:16:45,560
Speaker 2: Room, Maybe he'll be a nine to nine. I got

1508
01:16:45,640 --> 01:16:46,279
nine other guys.

1509
01:16:46,319 --> 01:16:48,000
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I guess you can make him nine nine.

1510
01:16:48,159 --> 01:16:50,680
Speaker 2: Won eight other guys because the fucking make one Lord

1511
01:16:50,720 --> 01:16:51,680
of the Nasgule is a wraith.

1512
01:16:51,920 --> 01:16:55,159
Speaker 1: Holy shit, you're right. Seven guys, because are gonna make

1513
01:16:55,159 --> 01:16:56,199
a guy for playing a thing?

1514
01:16:56,479 --> 01:17:01,359
Speaker 2: Yeah, five guys burgers and fries. More like fucking seven guys,

1515
01:17:01,960 --> 01:17:03,479
cast tainted, strike and dies.

1516
01:17:03,640 --> 01:17:07,760
Speaker 1: So seven guys making you die. But I guess yeah,

1517
01:17:07,760 --> 01:17:08,800
that's a that's the whole thing.

1518
01:17:08,920 --> 01:17:10,880
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, brother.

1519
01:17:10,920 --> 01:17:12,640
Speaker 1: The Lord of the Nasgoul is our number one.

1520
01:17:13,000 --> 01:17:14,880
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know, well number one in my heart,

1521
01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:16,359
quasi number one in our heart.

1522
01:17:17,119 --> 01:17:19,840
Speaker 1: Fusion Gaming Online, Oh yeah, where you can use extra

1523
01:17:19,880 --> 01:17:22,640
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1524
01:17:22,640 --> 01:17:26,800
the absolutely miserable demere ass shit that we talked about

1525
01:17:26,840 --> 01:17:29,079
today or talks real not that he is.

1526
01:17:29,039 --> 01:17:31,760
Speaker 2: Not miserable or and I know because I was just

1527
01:17:31,880 --> 01:17:38,079
on their website. They have Nasgouls available, do they You

1528
01:17:38,079 --> 01:17:41,560
can buy nas grules use Cco Nation promo code. You're

1529
01:17:41,560 --> 01:17:45,000
gonna get a discount on them. Smart that's a good deal. Yes,

1530
01:17:45,119 --> 01:17:45,640
I would do it.

1531
01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:47,520
Speaker 1: Are they still expensive? They're probably still.

1532
01:17:47,439 --> 01:17:49,560
Speaker 2: They're still expensive. That's why you need the discount code

1533
01:17:49,600 --> 01:17:51,479
CCO Nation use.

1534
01:17:51,560 --> 01:17:55,000
Speaker 1: Yes, save sense man, speaking of dollars.

1535
01:17:54,880 --> 01:17:59,840
Speaker 2: Speaking of uh fucking using it. Yeah, Commander Croko dot com.

1536
01:18:00,079 --> 01:18:02,520
Go and donate to the Sleeve project. Yeah, get your

1537
01:18:02,520 --> 01:18:07,199
teff freeplaymat for free and your future sleeve discount. Ah smart,

1538
01:18:07,680 --> 01:18:10,840
super smart, and we'd super appreciate it because we want

1539
01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:14,840
to make not one, not two, but three sets of sleeves. Yeah,

1540
01:18:14,880 --> 01:18:18,079
and it's gonna be dope. Yeah, high quality, good stuff.

1541
01:18:18,159 --> 01:18:21,800
All of our friends have tested out the sleeve manufacture

1542
01:18:21,880 --> 01:18:26,399
that we've been talking to. Great product, the teffreeplaymat. It's

1543
01:18:26,399 --> 01:18:30,000
been ripped off online worldwide, but this is the original.

1544
01:18:30,199 --> 01:18:32,239
Speaker 1: Yes, it's the first official release of it.

1545
01:18:32,239 --> 01:18:35,640
Speaker 2: It has an artist credit on it on the playmat.

1546
01:18:35,199 --> 01:18:37,079
Speaker 1: Because we can do that because we know him. Yeah,

1547
01:18:37,199 --> 01:18:37,960
he lives over there.

1548
01:18:38,560 --> 01:18:42,520
Speaker 2: I should probably that way. Yeah, it's kind of that way. Yeah,

1549
01:18:42,039 --> 01:18:45,159
uh should probably should probably give him a playmat. Hey. Yeah,

1550
01:18:45,239 --> 01:18:47,840
his name's Dave, which totally sounds made up, but I

1551
01:18:47,880 --> 01:18:48,560
promise it's not.

1552
01:18:48,880 --> 01:18:53,960
Speaker 1: Yes, d Wong, Yeah, de Wong Wong Wong. That's why

1553
01:18:53,960 --> 01:18:55,640
I call him sometimes. I don't ever call him that.

1554
01:18:55,840 --> 01:18:58,000
I'm gonna call him that sometimes. When I used to

1555
01:18:58,119 --> 01:18:59,720
when I used to live kind of over here too.

1556
01:19:00,079 --> 01:19:02,680
Sometimes I'd walk Biggers down to his house, like to

1557
01:19:02,720 --> 01:19:04,960
pick something up or drop something off, and we'd like

1558
01:19:05,800 --> 01:19:08,920
talk video like super Nintendo game secrets, like on the

1559
01:19:08,920 --> 01:19:10,479
front porch like he used to back in the day.

1560
01:19:10,720 --> 01:19:11,760
Speaker 2: What a fucking nerd.

1561
01:19:12,039 --> 01:19:14,319
Speaker 1: It's fucking nerds, right, Yeah?

1562
01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:18,199
Speaker 2: What's next on the old arc of evolution? Is it

1563
01:19:18,720 --> 01:19:19,960
ractose intolerant?

1564
01:19:20,079 --> 01:19:20,359
Speaker 3: Yes?

1565
01:19:20,960 --> 01:19:24,399
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I am so not looking forward to

1566
01:19:24,439 --> 01:19:26,359
talking about I'm looking forward to ractose.

1567
01:19:26,439 --> 01:19:31,840
Speaker 2: Every time I played Return to ravenaical limited Boom, Ractose baby.

1568
01:19:31,920 --> 01:19:34,079
Speaker 1: Every time I sit down to build a Ractose deck,

1569
01:19:34,199 --> 01:19:36,680
with the exception of that gold deck which everybody hated

1570
01:19:36,720 --> 01:19:39,039
and I had to take a part, I have given

1571
01:19:39,079 --> 01:19:39,840
up halfway.

1572
01:19:39,520 --> 01:19:47,960
Speaker 2: Through another one. Nearly every time I played Zendakar Draft Boom, Ractose,

1573
01:19:48,199 --> 01:19:52,079
fucking agro baby, And I'm not even the agro guy thought,

1574
01:19:52,079 --> 01:19:55,279
I'm looking forward to ractose. Well, you know who's gonna

1575
01:19:55,279 --> 01:19:57,199
be on that list? I bet you Ractose.

1576
01:19:57,560 --> 01:20:00,800
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, brother, how many rack do you think are

1577
01:20:00,840 --> 01:20:04,760
gonna be on the ractose list? Because yes, yes, probably one,

1578
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:05,399
maybe two?

1579
01:20:07,079 --> 01:20:08,600
Speaker 2: Yes, all right?

1580
01:20:08,640 --> 01:20:10,680
Speaker 1: How many ractoses are gonna be on the ractose list.

1581
01:20:10,680 --> 01:20:13,479
We're gonna find out next week on the next exciting

1582
01:20:13,520 --> 01:20:20,000
episode of Commander cook Count podcast. In our Thing,